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Shang Qinghua Forgets Demon Culture, Like Usual by PussyVanFaggot
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
17 May 2026
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Shang Qinghua finds himself gaining weight... He doesn't feel too great about it. Plus, he's so overworked, and now Mobei-Jun is acting weird. Shang Qinghua isn't allowed to leave the palace to try and find a cure for his king!! However, he's so fed up and full of so much self-loathing he's willing to sneak out to do whatever he can to help his king! This is surely a good thing, right?
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16 Jul 2026
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Leave the Dying to the Dead by RainbowButterFrosting for KenjiSnow
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
02 Mar 2026
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Mobei Jun tasks Shang Qinghua to get to the root cause of all the murders within his palace. He remains pleased by his selection.
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Title from "Live in Life" by Will StetsonSeries
- Part 30 of SVSSS Fics (Taking SQH-related requests!)
- Part 8 of Actually this WAS on my 2026 Bingo Card!
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15 Jul 2026
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"Did he mate with multiple peak lords?" by PeerlesMelons
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
30 Jan 2026
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Mobei-jun has noticed how his Qinghua calls his disciples "My kids". Humans still confuse this ice king. Because his Qinghua is stupid, so Mobei-jun decided to ask him directly.
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15 Jul 2026
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The Uncle That Stepped Up by DragonflyxParodies
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
10 Dec 2025
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“Ummm…Shizun? Who was that?”
“He is your new Shen-Shishu.” He says after a moment.
“Um. What happened to the old one?” His child asks hesitantly.
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15 Jul 2026
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Noctis hears his new omega’s having second thoughts.
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13 Jul 2026
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The Empire gifts Noctis something strange.
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13 Jul 2026
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The Empire suggests a political marriage.
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13 Jul 2026
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Prompto finds out he’s not a beta.
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13 Jul 2026
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Noctis messed up, but Prompto’s golden.
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13 Jul 2026
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Prompto has a rough time, but Noctis has the walls ready.
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12 Jul 2026
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Noctis doesn’t usually read the magazines, but...
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12 Jul 2026
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It’s supposed to be only alpha and omega, or maybe prince and harem, but Noctis has never cared much for rules.
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12 Jul 2026
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For as long as Ignis can remember, their prince has never smiled.
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12 Jul 2026
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if you bit him, milk and honey would flow from him. by dulcessueñosenacuario (rosesica)
Fandoms: 전지적 독자 시점 - 싱숑 | Omniscient Reader - Sing-Shong
03 Oct 2022
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Lord Yoo Joonghyuk finds himself horny for his younger sister's young wetnurse, an alluring sweet omega named Kim Dokja.
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07 Jul 2026
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Blessed by R Cooper (rispacooper)
Fandoms: A Suitable Consort (For the King and His Husband)
25 Nov 2023
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Royal librarian Mattin has a habit of overworking himself and forgetting that his heats are approaching. That's annoying but bearable. What is mortifying is that the king and his husband seem to have noticed.
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05 Jul 2026
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Rose-Tinted Eyes by yunmeng_heroes
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
16 Feb 2021
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“I’m WHAT!” A thousand thoughts raced through Shang Qinghua’s brain. His heart pounded against his ribcage. Like a hamster drunk on coffee.
Shen Qingqiu flipped his fan shut and tapped it on his chin. “The most eligible human bachelor.” He gave Shang Qinghua a look that was somehow both pitying and condescending. “I only came here to forewarn you. You’re about to be bombarded with marriage proposals.”
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04 Jul 2026
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then i'm willing to by Slumber for kimmu
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
22 Feb 2022
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"Humans find such features unpalatable, or so I have heard," Mobei Jun said, using a long, sharp claw to carefully, intentionally slice a tear down the front of Shang Qinghua's robes. "Junshang says often his consort weeps due to the size of his—"
"Shen Qingqiu and I are quite—" Shang Qinghua tried to say, his breath hitching at the words— "different. In our preferences."
Mobei Jun finds out about PIDW and his main takeaway is that Shang Qinghua is a monsterfucker.This pleases him.
And then he pleases Shang Qinghua.
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04 Jul 2026
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make space by crybabyjets, jets_adjacent
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
05 Aug 2020
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Shang Qinghua's husband is too cool to keep to himself.
aka: the time it's really hot outside and uninvited guests barge in.
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- Part 13 of jets' svsss twitter babbles
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03 Jul 2026
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Of Liars and Princes by Rozavie
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
01 Feb 2025
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Becoming a eunuch wasn't Shang Qinghua's first choice, but it was better than living on the streets. Still, he wanted to avoid the uncomfortable process if at all possible. With a few clever tricks, Shang Qinghua lied about his status as a eunuch and got himself a job in the imperial palace, with his genitals still intact. As a man who only wants to sleep with other men, it isn't hard for him to hide the truth. He would never be interested in looking at the concubines in an improper way, and all of the men in the rear palace are eunuchs themselves. So, celibacy isn't particularly difficult for Shang Qinghua.
He's of low rank, and practically everyone treats him like a useless servant with half a brain, but that is exactly how Shang Qinghua likes it. Hiding his assets is the best way to ensure he never comes under scrutiny. However, when Shang Qinghua accidentally catches the eye of the crown prince Mobei-jun, he risks having his secret exposed, and his life brought to an unfortunate end.
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01 Jul 2026
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The War God Meets His Match by Bideroo
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
09 May 2025
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After Shang Qinghua unexpectedly defeats Liu Qingge in a fight, Liu Qingge is determined to get to the bottom of his shixiong's surprising strength.
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01 Jul 2026