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A New Garden, In a Way [ABANDONED] by static_mouth
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
06 Sep 2020
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[WARNING this fic has been abandoned for a long time, it's not my best writing and I would take it down except I know a few people liked it, so it lives on].
Post-Armageddon, Crowley worries that Aziraphale will have no more interest in Fraternizing with him. I mean, niether of them answer to Heaven or Hell. Is the Arrangement still on? Will he see his Angel again? Aziraphale struggles with his deeply-ingrained moral reluctance to give into his desires and needs - especially his fantasies involving Crowley.
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et quan le jou arrive / map toune en ciel; map toune lan me by dyrbara
Fandoms: Fargo (TV)
14 Oct 2023
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Having narrowly avoided the gang war that broke out in Kansas City in 1950 between the Fadda and Cannon families, Rabbi and Satchel spend the nine following years embarking on a journey all throughout the midwest. They don't know whether the road they're on will lead them home at all, and it's one that's winding and unpredictable.
It takes them to little cities in what seems to be the final boundaries of the world time and time again; the road helps them put hundreds of miles between themselves and Kansas City, but the journey also brings them closer to each other.
Finally, they reach a city called Fargo in North Dakota, where they decide to settle down. At last, they can exhale and wait for the storm to pass before returning to Kansas City, finally having found peace.
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10 Jul 2026
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The hissing was still there, buried in layers of gypsum lath and plaster. Rabbi knelt by the fireplace and did what he could to cook the plague out of the air.
Time loop, a la Russian Doll. Set in the Barton Arms boarding house.
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10 Jul 2026
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Gwen has always had problems, but she has also always known how to deal with them. Her family is her family and she can manage them. Alice has always known this, but when things take a slight turn for the worst she can feel herself starting to get involved and she really doesn't want to. Besides, this is Gwen, right? Gwen who is far too stubborn to let anyone help her without a fight.
Set ambiguously in Season 1, specific trigger warnings at the start of each chapter (plotted and written before release of Episode 49)
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- Part 6 of Office Shenanigans
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09 Jul 2026
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NOW IT IS TIME FOR QUESTIONS FROM OUR LISTENERS. TODAY WE HAVE A QUESTION FROM BYLETH, COMMANDER OF THE MEPHITIC LEGIONS. OH, IT’S A QUESTION FOR THE ANGEL.
Crowley’s hands clenched on the steering wheel.
BYLETH, COMMANDER OF THE MEPHITIC LEGIONS, WRITES, “CROWLEY IS A CRAVEN TRAITOR SO WE UNDERSTAND WHY HE ASSOCIATES WITH AN ANGEL. BUT WHAT’S IN IT FOR THE ANGEL? WHAT IS HE GETTING OUT OF THIS?”
“That’s a good question,” said Aziraphale.
Crowley glared at him. “No, it isn’t.”
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Cut off from access to Earth, the hosts of Hell find other ways to torment Crowley. Aziraphale provides a refuge.
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25 Jun 2026
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Be As You've Always Been by gyzym
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Discworld - Terry Pratchett
15 Oct 2020
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For six thousand years, Aziraphale did his best to exist within the strictures of Heavenly conduct. It wasn’t a perfect practice; his relationship with Crowley, just for example, was never exactly what one might call “officially sanctioned,” or even, “particularly wise,” but the important thing was that Aziraphale tried. He wasn’t a very good angel, but he did his best, more or less. Wasn’t that all anyone could really ask of him?
It doesn’t really feel fair, is the point, that in reward for saving the world, Aziraphale seems to be having something of an existential crisis.
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18 Jun 2026