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Gore me through the heart. by statickisses
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
16 Jun 2026
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It was Lestat that had reaped him from the Children of Satan, dressed him in modern clothing. He governed his coven only with the comfort of Lestat as his teacher. He didn't know who he he was in Paris, and he didn't know who he'll be, should Gabrielle's pull towards Lestat take him away.
Tonight was a desperation, a last act to beg for the attention and love that he craved.
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Desmodus (The vampire bat) by statickisses
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
11 Jun 2026
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"As it turns out, there's an entire world of vampire-related behaviours that Daniel hadn't been aware of prior to his turning.
The strangest has been finding out vampires aren't that distantly related to vampire bats. Can't turn into a bat unfortunately, Stoker had gotten that wrong. But, there were still a list of traits they shared with another."
(aka: Daniel, without a maker to guide him, finds out about the special vampire-brand of intimacy all on his own.)
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Thunderpants by statickisses
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Iron Man (Movies), Thor (Movies)
06 Oct 2018
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Tony finds himself rather attracted to Thor whilst drunk.
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Peridot felt weird, unsettled. Some type of longingness. Maybe it was a side effect to this planet, Peridot had been trapped long enough to know that odd things happen here all the time. Nonetheless, she found herself cross-legged on the top of her barn, gazing up at the stars. She could see homeworld from here, she remembers Garnet telling her that, so Peridot scanned the galaxy above for the familiar star. The more she searched, the more she felt a discomfort under her skin, restlessness pulling at her to go. Was she sick? Steven informed her that humans could develop such a thing from the environment around them. Before she was able to indulge herself in this thought, a familiar voice startled her.
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Thunder and it's comfort by statickisses
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Thor (Movies), The Incredible Hulk (2008)
29 Jul 2018
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Bruce wakes up after hulking out to save Asgard. He now has to deal with the fact that he's pining for the god of thunder.
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Armand, Lestat's social media manager, has a thing for a witty smug assholes. Daniel Molloy has some fun with it.
Or: Papi Daniel Molloy enjoys being a vampire and knowing a young pretty boy has a crush on him.
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- Part 1 of Human Armand/Vampire Daniel
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12 Jun 2026
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the moon looks at me and tells me to look at you by armandsairpods, Thunder_Puss
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
12 Jul 2026
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Misanthropic florist Armand must determine whether it was fate or fortune that brought the object of his affection back into his flower shop following a harrowing brush with death.
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24 Apr 2026
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The Palimpsest of Daniel Molloy by Ariaste
Fandoms: Vampire Chronicles Series - Anne Rice
16 Jul 2026
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Hey gang, Daniel pictured himself saying upon returning to Auvergne. We went on honeymoon to Iceland and came back married, which sounds backwards, but hear me out—it’s kinky, it’s a kink thing, we’re doing kink. It’s also like a game of gay chicken? Except involving a total lack of prenuptial agreements and the transferral of millions of dollars of property, investments, and liquid cash. Imagine marriage before feminism, but make it gay and kinky. Like that, that’s what we’re doing. For sex reasons. Because it gets us off like crazy, you would not believe how hard it’s getting us off. Well, you will believe soon enough, actually, from the way we are about to behave in public. Sorry not sorry.
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In which Daniel takes his turn holding the reins, Armand gets to rest while processing his trauma with as much kink as possible, almost no one in the coven bats an eye at their antics, and love unlocks eternity.
(Sequel to "Daniel Molloy's Incredible Showstopping World Famous Model Train Extravaganza for Children and Easily-Awed Vampires (Please Knock)". Updates weekly on Saturdays)
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23 Apr 2026
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Dennis is not a big drinker. Apparently, the other Pitt staff are.
(alternatively: dennis drunkenly tells robby how much he'd like to climb him like a tree. robby deals with this responsibly.)
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24 Mar 2026
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Robby has gone from barely being able to watch to not wanting to even blink. He can’t keep his eyes from darting down to where Whitaker’s thighs grip the saddle, how he slides forwards on it with every downward bow of the bull and back as it pushes up. Again and again and again, he rolls with the mechanical bull with a single circular fluid motion.
It crosses his mind that this might be one of the hottest things he’s ever seen. He doesn’t even try to unpack that thought, it doesn’t even feel like an opinion he can change. It’s just a fact. Whitaker on the mechanical bull is one of the hottest things he’s ever seen.
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It’s Javadi’s twenty-first birthday party and the Pitt team hit the cowboy themed bar downtown. Whitaker gets on the mechanical bull.
One thing leads to another.
**Translation into Русский available**
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23 Mar 2026