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Getting a text from a stranger threatening to bash his kneecaps in isn’t something Ian planned for tonight. But he’s intrigued. Call it morbid curiosity, fed by both ends as their conversation continues well past “you’ve got the wrong number”. The more he uncovers about this mystery guy, the more he likes, and the more he wants. Especially when he learns he's not the only one gunning for him.
Ian is about to have a very interesting night.
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28 Apr 2026
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Mickey figures he has two options: check them both into the hospital, since they're suffering from some sort of shared delusion, or believe the guy when he says he's an alien.
The thing is—Mickey believes him.
(Inspired by the immortal line "I like fucking carrot-tops. Like, with the freckles and the pale skin? Fucking . . . alien-looking?")
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25 Apr 2026
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A Discovery of Nature by poselikeateam
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
28 May 2020
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Jaskier and Geralt have been together for decades, so of course they act like an old married couple. Unfortunately, people keep assuming that they're together, and it's really cutting into Jaskier’s sex life.
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- Part 1 of Incubus Jaskier AUs
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13 Apr 2026
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Some of the other ghoap AUs I've drawn, uploading on request
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13 Mar 2026
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Picture This by Aralite
Fandoms: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms
08 Mar 2026
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Dunk wakes up next to the most attractive man he's ever seen, has a brief sexuality crisis (despite knowing for a long time that he's bi), and maybe ruins his life, again.
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11 Mar 2026