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    “Need a bet to get laid, Rozanov? You’re really that desperate these days?”

    “Nostalgic, maybe.”

    “Wow. Big word.”

    “Shut up, Hollander.”

    Shane shuts up.

    “When I win,” Rozanov continues. “I get you for…twenty-four hours.”

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    Shane and Ilya are in rival frats in their senior year and it's time for the annual Greek Olympiad. A bet is made.

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    17 Jun 2026

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    There were normally better things for Ilya to do with his Friday evening than sit in his apartment watching the Montreal Voyageurs and the Boston Bears play their regular game of “which of us sucks less?”
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    “Should I add barbeque sauce to my breakfast?”
    Shane feels his nose scrunch and he nearly recoils. “To eggs?”
    JJ nods. “Saw it on YouTube.”
    “Ketchup on eggs is one thing,” Shane says, giving his honest assessment. “But barbeque sauce? Don’t do that, man.”
    JJ picks up the barbeque sauce that he had set next to the stove and stares at it, coming to a decision. “We’ll try a splash. Just to taste.”
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    “Guys! Guys, holy shit!” Hayden’s voice suddenly bursts into the house. Shane hears the front door slam and figures he must have just come in from outside. Back from his run, he presumes. He hears heavy footsteps pounding in their direction.
    "What do you think?” JJ asks, opening up the barbeque sauce and looking in the direction Hayden’s voice is coming from. “Marijuana legalized or did Jackie come to her senses and dump him?”
    “Be nice,” Shane scolds.
    “I joke, man.”
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    And that’s it, really, the crux of everything they are and always have been to each other. Carving themselves into the fabric of the mountain’s summit so that neither of them can exist there without the other. I promise I will not let you fall.

    Sometimes everything you want doesn’t necessarily look like everything you want. It's Shane's first year in Ottawa and the Centaurs have made another historic playoff run, but when all is said and done, no one may come out of it unscathed. This is a story about picking up the pieces.

    (This is a story about love.)

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    19 Jun 2026

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    It's been eight years since Izuku last logged in. When he gets the chance to do so, he discovers that he's married to a user named Ground Zero. Apparently, the husband he's had eight years ago 「 King Explosion Murder 」 patiently waited and has somehow not divorced him. Also, for some reason said husband is now a professional player.

    Or the one wherein Izuku learns about the horrors of online — not really — dating.

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    11 Jun 2026

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    Naruto hadn't renounced to his future and his friends to save the world, not even to save a few lives. His decision had been purely selfish. It had been an opportunity to start anew and to break away from everybody's expectations.

    He wanted to create his own path, very different from the one that Kurama had shown him– married to a girl he didn’t love and trapped with a job he hated–, and to give Sasuke a true chance at happiness. The first step was to leave Konoha right before the Chuunin exams. Now Sasuke and he must find out Itachi's whereabouts and together, the three of them, embrace a new path full of danger, emotions, recriminations and love.

    But where will this new road lead them?

     

    **Updated after a 2 years hiatus**

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    16 Jun 2026

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    A collection of fics where Scott Hunter comes to Shane and/or Ilya's rescue. But, mostly Ilya's.

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    12 Jun 2026

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    Fin “You have gun..?”
    “No,” Kip replies, “But this is America. Should’ve just stopped at a Walmart.”