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Humans are opportunists; they’re in your walls by ubeeee (taroooo)
Fandoms: Original Work
04 Jun 2026
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What if humans were like space cockroaches...
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- Part 14 of Ube's HaSO fics
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In space, it is often said that humans take no shit. Here's an example of that from an alien's perspective.
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"Humans were common in the universe, but mostly on interstellar missions. That's why Faja was excited for aer first off-planet job aboard the Missive; there was a human on board!
Ae was working in a mailroom sorting an intake bag into piles by destination when a sudden commotion came from the hall. A flask flew past aer face as ae looked out.
“I don’t care if they’re busy, I need the captain now!” screamed a quadrupedal being, jerking out of the grasp of a smaller bipedal staff member. They cantered forward and grabbed the flask from the ground and took a gulp, then glared down at Faja."
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- Part 7 of Ube's HaSO fics
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To a Xenolinguist, Humans Have Really Simple Grammar by ubeeee (taroooo)
Fandoms: Original Work
31 May 2026
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Humans have been in space a while now, but experts are still in the process of understanding their nuances. What happens when one particularly excited xenolinguist visits a settled colony of long-uncontacted humans? Hopefully nothing bad...
(With art!)
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- Part 16 of Ube's HaSO fics
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The Hound of Hell (fanart) by ubeeee (taroooo) for Barefoot_mouse
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
03 Feb 2026
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A scene of Dick from Chapter 11 of "Shadows of Yesterday"
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Evolution Doesn't Stop Because of Space Travel by ubeeee (taroooo)
Fandoms: Original Work
31 Jan 2026
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Air is a big issue in space, as one might imagine.
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- Part 17 of Ube's HaSO fics
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Humans are space orcs fics set in a consistent universe and ordered chronologically, though they can be read however one wants.
Features such characters as:
PRAK - a masc human who hates pineapple and loves to contribute to human stereotypes.
KELL - a deaf human who doesn't fit into human stereotypes and wishes beings would enunciate better so their trascription software actually works right.
FAJA - an avian alien who loves learning about biology and asks you to please be gentle with aer hollow bones.
HEI - a fae with way to much power and a dangerously short temper. Xi has made xir own solar system and god protect anyone who comes close to it without permission.- Words:
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Tim’s been watching Batman and Robin for a while, okay? He understands what crime is. But then Batman turns a guy over to the police for reasons Tim doesn’t understand at all. It’s not a crime to hit your kids so they know what they did wrong, right? So Tim asks Batman about it. And, well, to say it quickly goes sideways is an understatement, AKA, what will later be referred to as “that time Tim tried blackmailing Batman to not call Child Protective Services.”
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It's hard enough to survive on the streets when you're an orphaned kid, it's even harder to survive when you're also deaf. Luckily, Jason's spotted incredible looking tires that will get him a pretty penny. He just has to be careful about not getting caught...
shit.
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Jason Todd steals the batmobile's tires, but Jason is deaf, because projection 😌
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- Part 1 of Soundless symphony
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A chain of stars down either side the street by justapigeon for blingbland
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
25 Dec 2021
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The alley is dark and narrow, and somewhere inside a child is crying. It’s not his business. It’s not his business and he needs to get home before he falls asleep in the middle of Crime Alley.
The tiniest sob comes from the darkness, and Jason sighs.
“Hello-?"
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Out for dinner with their son, Jack and Janet Drake answer an important work call and rush home.
About a day later, they realise they forgot their five years old son at the restaurant.
Meanwhile, somewhere in Crime Alley, Jason Todd has just acquired a new little brother.
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After his dad finds out about Robin and reacts...badly, Tim flees to Titans Tower to lick his wounds and figure out what hell he was supposed to do next. The tower was empty for the weekend, and he had until the end of it to come up with a plan, any plan.
The tower does not stay empty.
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Of Artificial Suns And Alternate Courses by dorianne77
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
05 Dec 2021
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“A meeting,” Tony doesn’t even bother to hide his incredulity.
“Yes.”
“With the Galactic Empire,” he attempts to lighten his own mood with the joke, but the response he gets from Ross makes the blood freeze in his veins.
“They call themselves the Unitary Galactic Communia, actually.”
If Tony lets his silence speak for itself, it’s only partially because his throat is closing up on him at an alarming rate.
“I know it sounds bad at first—“
“Oh no no no, not at all,” Tony interjects quickly, “this is wonderful news. A communia. A unitary one. Sounds very… organized. They must be people who know how to keep an army. Of galactic proportions. This is great, really. Not debilitatingly frightening in the least.”
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Alternatively: the freshly pardoned Rogues have complaints, Tony is dead on his feet, and Steve has issues with the handsome alien lord who keeps offering Stark the literal universe.