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  1. Public Bookmark 36

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    Ava pushes aside the crew, who are all strangely huddled around something on the starboard side of the ship. She commands, “You will be in charge of handling our latest catch.”

    “What the hell am I–”

    Simon's words die in his throat as Ava finally makes a path for them. Laying upon the deck with four harpoons pointing at him is a siren.

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    09 Jun 2026

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    bloody mary in the SEA I WANNA GO TO THE SEA

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    Simon knew better than to trust the intentions of the man who saved him. Everyone wanted something. Even Ryland Grace, who had a ship full of everything a man could need. The only thing the scientist lacked was human company.

    Which meant that Grace wanted something only another person could give.

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    04 Jun 2026

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    hey simon some people are just nice

  3. Public Bookmark 70

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    Notorious con artist Jonathan Carnahan, battered and broke from his latest scam, is offered a last chance deal by the Egyptian and British governments. In exchange for discharging all his debts, forgetting his many crimes, and assuring him his dear sister might continue to work between her two dearest nations, he must do the Establishment a favour.

    Their own particular thorn in their sides are the secretive, desert-dwelling, irritatingly powerful Twelve Tribes of the Medjai, who have demanded a bridegroom for their stoic Medjai chief Ardeth Bay. Jonathan supposes he will just have to obediently ride a blasted camel out into the desert and put up with some hanky panky for a bit, then run away with an interesting relic as a souvenir - but Ardeth's unexpected gentleness and fierce protectiveness unravel all his plans.

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    01 Jun 2026

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    this is a bodice ripper novel fr fr

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    The phone rings once. Twice. Then, the line clicks, and a raspy voice says, “Hello?”

    “Neil Josten,” Andrew says, not quite a question.

    “Speaking.”

    “I heard you’re in the industry of house sitting for professional athletes.”

    Or: Andrew needs someone to house sit and watch his cat when he goes to away games. Neil needs somewhere safe to crash at night. Andrew has a weak spot for pretty boys.

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    25 May 2026

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    yea

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    Neil's been on his feet for the last thirty-six hours. His leg is aching, his interns are all idiots, his charge nurse thinks he should've gone home hours ago, but Neil can't bring himself to leave the knowing chaos of the ER.

    He tells himself he'll see one more patient. One more, then he'll clock out.

    Except, Neil's last patient of the day turns out to be a professional exy player, who's just punched another doctor, might be hiding some knives, and seems determined to notice everything Neil is trying to hide.

    And, well - maybe Neil doesn't want to hide from one Andrew Minyard.

    OR

    Neil is an emergency physician and Andrew is a pro exy player who keeps finding himself in Neil's ER. Oblivious flirting ensues.

    Kevin's there too. Just...being Kevin.

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    23 May 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    and they lived happily ever after