technicallythrifted



Recent works

Recent series

  1. Summary

    Akutagawa Ryūnosuke was once known Harry Potter, until his obscurial-fuelled accidental magic landed him in the slums of Yokohama, Japan. Oh, and he has an ability, too. At least he has his sister.

    Words:
    4,282
    Works:
    1
    Bookmarks:
    4
  2. Summary

    solemndarling's very own hogwarts charter!

    (blanket permission to use my ideas in your own works, just please credit! 🙏🏻)

    Words:
    879
    Works:
    1

Recent bookmarks

  1. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Only when he closed the door behind him the four figures he hadn't even noticed were in the room stopped doing whatever they were doing and looked at him, surprise and confusion taking over their faces as they realized who had just come in.

    Hayden Pike was standing there. Next to him, sitting on a chair, was a very pregnant woman whom Ilya assumed was his wife. In another chair also sat an asian, elegant looking woman that Ilya recognised as Shane’s mother, and next to her was standing a middle aged white man that had to be Shane’s father.

    So much for you will be talking to the walls. Jesus Christ.

    or

    When Ilya goes to visit Shane at the hospital his parents, Hayden Pike and his wife are in the room. Even so, he finds himself being unable to leave. Stuff happens next.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,822
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    74
    Kudos:
    2,823
    Bookmarks:
    413
    Hits:
    15,780

    08 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    But he refused—absolutely refused—to sleep on the airport floor.
    Across from him, however, Ilya had surrendered to that reality much faster.

    or

    Shane will not sleep on the dirty airport floor...unless his husband asks nicely cause he's sad

    Read pt. 2 HERE

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,529
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    91
    Kudos:
    1,989
    Bookmarks:
    266
    Hits:
    12,917

    08 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    ...oh,” his mom says. “Oh, honey, you were seeing someone? You never said anything.”

    “It’s-it’s complicated.” He catches the present tense too fucking late to do anything about it, and he barely resists the urge to either groan or slip forward to start beating his head against the coffee table.

    Fuck his fucking life.

    “You’re still…seeing this person?” His mom asks, and the amount of control he can hear her exerting is almost painful. “Who is-”

    “Yuna,” his dad cuts in, voice quiet, “maybe give him a second, yeah?”

    Yeah, Shane agrees in his head. Give him a second.

    Maybe give him a decade while they’re at it.

    (when shane's old fake id falls out of his wallet around his parents, he has to explain that it was to book hotel rooms before he was 21)

    (...and then he has to explain why he needed to book those hotel rooms in the first place)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    21,781
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    775
    Kudos:
    12,402
    Bookmarks:
    2,737
    Hits:
    69,995

    07 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    It figures that even half-way across the world Ilya's dick manages to ruin Cliff's day. The real surprise is that it isn't the only dick involved in this mess.

    Featuring an ill-timed outing, a supportive but clueless team trying its best, panicking over Russia's LGBTQ laws, too many group chats, an unhinged 3am brainstorming session on how to get your captain a new citizenship (asking for a friend) and Roz' inability to answer his fucking phone.

    Or: Ilya disappears in Sochi. Half-way across the world his team does its best to help. Their best is more than anyone could have foreseen.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    30,693
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Collections:
    10
    Comments:
    1,010
    Kudos:
    4,900
    Bookmarks:
    1,214
    Hits:
    46,250

    07 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    “Sweetheart, your pretty little head is so silly. For every photocard I make of ugly hockey men, I make two of my gorgeous, radiant, pulchritudinous boyfriend. Sometimes three.”

    A smile breaks through the heated haze of Shane’s expression. “You’ve been using the thesaurus Dad got you for Christmas?”

    “I will beat Yuna Hollander at Scrabble one day,” Ilya declares against Shane’s hip bone.

    In the year between the Cottage and the Centaurs, Ilya misses Shane more than ever. Svetlana’s teenage cousin offers a coping method: Kpop-style Shane Hollander photocards to stare at all day long. It's a shame carrying around pictures of fellow hockey players is just not socially acceptable.

    …At least, not yet.
     
    (AKA: Ilya's mission to desensitize the hockey world to his Hollander fanboyisms, and the NHL players that suffer for it.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    35,708
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    358
    Kudos:
    3,530
    Bookmarks:
    1,137
    Hits:
    33,894

    07 Jun 2026