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You Can Lead a Bard to Healthcare by telarna for tablelamp
Fandoms: Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves (2023)
18 Dec 2023
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- but you sure can't make him drink!
Except, hang on, that's a lie; Holga absolutely can and will force medication down Ed's throat, she's got zero mercy for anyone who isn't Kira or a questionably attractive halfling man preferably carrying freshly scalloped potatoes, but. Where was he going with this.
Look, it's a metaphor, okay, Ed's working on it. He'll get back to you when he can see in a straight line again.
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Tales From Bunny Mountain by telarna for enemyofrome
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
24 Dec 2019
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The auntie freezes. “Ah,” she says, and swallows. “That is to say…” Her fingers tighten around the basket, and she goes on, despairingly, “Has Lan-er-gongzi not… spoken to you? Of the Thousand Freedoms spirit cleansing array and its… side effects?”
“A-yi,” Wei Wuxian says gravely, still petting the rabbit, “it is safe to say that he has not.”
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What’s a little grand theft dino between friends?
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Forces Impressed Thereon by telarna for valmora
Fandoms: Rivers of London - Ben Aaronovitch
17 Dec 2016
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"Every body perseveres in its state of rest, or of uniform motion in a right line, unless it is compelled to change that state by forces impressed thereon." - Isaac Newton
Thomas returns to the Folly in the wake of the defeat of Henry Pyke.
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“Come on, Ren-kun,” Yukari nudges Ren as he slumps. “I dove into being Pink Argus with little experience myself, and I haven’t regretted it since. Maybe you’ll feel the same.”
Ren thinks about it. His life really couldn’t and shouldn’t revolve completely around the shadow world, he supposes. And he’s not obligated to do any more than this if acting doesn’t agree with him after all.
Ann’s going to freak. Futaba is going to lose her shit.
“You remember the Phantom Thieves of Hearts business a few years back?” The director asks. “It won’t be a complete one to one, but I do have to admit that this series’ plot is loosely based on it.”
Okay, now that’s just unfair. Now Ren has to take the role.
So that’s how Ren becomes a Featherman Ranger.
Or, Amamiya Ren becomes a Featherman actor, bases his character off Akechi, and the real Akechi Goro disastrously simps from afar.
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28 Jun 2026
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On the morning of February 4th, most of a decade ago, Akechi wakes with a start, stares blindly up at the tiles of the ceiling without registering what he’s looking at, and says out loud, “Well, that’s embarrassing.”
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28 Jun 2026
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Akechi's had a good day, and Ren has had a bad one. He’s going to show up to their final meeting smiling and well-rested. He’s looking forward to it. This is going to be easy. It’s going to be fun.
The phone call comes just as he reaches Shibuya station. Akechi leans against the wall, shadowed by a pillar at the Ginza gate, as he takes it. “There’s been a change of plan,” says the man he loathes more than anyone else alive. “Stand by.”
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28 Jun 2026
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“You told him you were your own ghost?” says Makoto. She’s trying to sound disapproving, but she can’t hide the note of shocked laughter.
“How’d he take it?” says Ryuji, in roughly the way you’d inquire after a really horrible bug.
Ren thinks about the demon stalking through Mementos cursing and cackling and calling out his name. Joker, Joker! “Uh,” he says. “Badly.”
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28 Jun 2026
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Doakes runs into Dexter at a gay club. Or- how Dexter manipulates Doakes into his bed.
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