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Dennis Reynolds is forty-four years old, and it doesn’t get any better from here.
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20 Aug 2021
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The Gang Miscalculates the Odds by OystersAintForMe
Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
14 May 2020
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After tracing the Great Guigino's Fish Shortage of 2015 back to the unresolved sexual tension between Mac and Dennis, Frank and Charlie decide to take matters into their own hands and convince their friends to finally, FINALLY bang it out. They're going to have to be subtle about it, though. Dee is so sure they will fail that she bets her apartment on it. Frank and Charlie have two days and a lot of connections with the hotel industry. Dee is hell-bent on winning and not even remotely above cheating.
I'd say, "What could go wrong?", but, dear reader—you probably already know. :)
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20 Aug 2021
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Something Close to Extraordinary by OystersAintForMe
Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
09 Mar 2020
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Most of Mac's life has been by accident. After his father is arrested and sent to prison, Mac is left on his own to grow up, graduate high school, move out, get a job, and try his hardest not to fall in love with the wrong people. But after Dennis returns from North Dakota with Brian in tow and Mandy suddenly out of the picture, not falling in love proves harder than it’s ever been before. Oh god that’s so melodramatic. Basically it’s just your average friends-to-roommates-to-strangers-to-roommates-to-coparents-to-husbands-to-lovers story lol
For the Big Bang, with beautiful art by @wormsuckingidiot on tumblr!!!
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20 Aug 2021
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An Inconvenient Truth (With Apologies to Al Gore) by OystersAintForMe
Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
31 Oct 2019
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Global warming might not be as awesome as the gang thought.
(Inspired by the upcoming episode "The Gang Solves Global Warming"; written before the episode has aired bc I'm going nuts and I need some semblance of control in a chaotic world)
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20 Aug 2021
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Mac and Dennis Break Up: Epilogue by tomatopudding
Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
17 Aug 2011
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Sweet Dee was right. Mac and Dennis realize just how much they need each other. This is what happened after Mac, Dennis, Charlie, and Frank had movie night.
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20 Aug 2021
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make sure you kiss your knuckles before you punch me in the face by silklace
Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
12 May 2017
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“Uh,” he says. He scratches the back of his head, feeling heat bloom across his cheeks. Jesus Christ. “Why you still wearing that?”
Or, Dennis wears a dress, Mac rationalizes this as Not Gay, and the rest of the Gang pretends they can't hear the sounds coming from the office.
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20 Aug 2021
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you could give an aspirin the headache of its life by oopshidaisy
Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
23 Jul 2018
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5 times Mac came out and took it back & 1 time he came out for real
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20 Aug 2021
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don't you know (i'm no good for you) by usuallysunny
Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
10 Mar 2019
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Dennis slips into Mac's bed just after three, brought together by a noisy pool pump and the chirp of a smoke detector low on batteries.
The rules are different in the suburbs.
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20 Aug 2021
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"Stop kissing me!" Dennis explodes. "Stop looking at me like that. Stop following me around like a lost puppy. Jesus Christ, if I just bang you, get it goddamn over with, will that make you stop?"
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In which a frustrated Dennis makes an equally frustrated Mac an offer.
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20 Aug 2021
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take everything that i know you'll break by oopshidaisy
Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
12 Sep 2018
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“I haven’t—it’s actually cultivating mass this time, Den, it’s not—” He’s cut off by the touch of Dennis’ fingers against his stomach. It’s the first time Dennis has touched him in ten months.
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20 Aug 2021
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After an argument at the bar, Mac and Dennis make a standing agreement: Dennis gets to win all their fights around the gang, but anything he does or says will be brought back on him tenfold when they get back home.
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20 Aug 2021
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Maybe a Little Homo by orphan_account for trash_boats
Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
10 Oct 2014
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Mac has sex with Dennis in the butt. It's only gay for Dennis since he's on the bottom.
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- Part 3 of No Homo
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20 Aug 2021
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tonight, in this house, we drown by orphan_account
Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
18 Feb 2019
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"But he can’t stand it anymore. A childlike instinct takes over, his long dormant need to protect Mac rearing it’s head for the second time that night."
"Mac Finds His Pride" aftermath.
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when a softened heart abides by orphan_account
Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
21 Feb 2019
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Charlie’s mother isn’t dying of cancer.
She isn’t dying and Dennis knows that he should feel relieved, but he still just feels nothing at all.
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20 Aug 2021
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if i ruin this (i can live with it) by orphan_account
Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
08 Feb 2019
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“Dennis,” Dr. Eddy says, still writing, still smiling. “I want you to take some work home with you from this session.” She finally looks up at him and nods encouragingly. Dennis can’t help the way his eyes roll all the way back into his head.
“Great,” he mutters.
“I want you to track your impulses,” she says. “I want you to track your impulses and I want you to put the intention behind that impulse in one of two categories.”
She stands, goes to her desk. She opens a drawer and pulls out a second notebook. She opens it to the first page and begins to write in it. Then, she comes to Dennis, stops right in front of him and presents the journal to him, still opened.
She’s drawn a table. A question looms at the top of the page: What is my intention with this action? And there are only two columns. One labeled growth and the other: stagnation.
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Dennis decides that there should be a third column: destruction.
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20 Aug 2021
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‘You’re what?’ Dennis asks blankly.
‘I’m moving out,’ Mac explains. The same three words he said a second ago, and they don’t make any more sense in that order than they did the first time. ‘I was just – I was thinking about what you said, about wanting – uh. Wanting me to move out. And it kind of made sense, so. I guess I’m doing it.’
‘How did it make sense?’ Dennis asks.
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After the events of Season 13, Mac moves out. Dennis handles it really well, obviously.
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20 Aug 2021
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‘I guess we should get to bed,’ Mac says after a long moment.
Dennis bites his lip. Mac knew, back in Guigino’s. He knew what Dennis wanted, and he did it. Has he forgotten, now? But he can’t have. It was in the car with them, the whole ride home.
‘So I’ll –’ Mac gestures towards his room before his hands meet back in front of his body, twisting his fingers together. He makes no move to actually go.
‘Or,’ Dennis says slowly.
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Post-Gang Chokes. Dennis gets what he wants.
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20 Aug 2021
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Basically Dennis sucks Mac's dick.
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