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"Liam, I'm gonna ask you a question and you gotta be honest. Who's your favorite admin on the social media team?"
"Is this a trick." He's adorable. The question comes out more as a statement, and it arrives with the slightest of suspicious squints to Liam's eyes. The edges around them crinkle, just a little bit, showing all his previous smiles. Because he is – he's full on smiling right now. Admin feels the tips of his fingers tickle with excitement.
"Hey, when have I ever tricked you? It's an honest question!" Admin's own lips pulled back in a smirk.
Liam licks his lips and rests his hands on his hips. "I like all of you, I can't just choose."
"Oh, come on," Admin chuckles and looks to the phone screen to check if Liam's still in the frame before catching his eye again. "You have to have one favorite. Like, who would you be the most devastated if they got fired or something?" If he were sitting down, Admin would have started kicking his feet.
Then, his smile turned a bit more sinister. Admin thought it was a good look on such a wholesome face.
"Well, it certainly wouldn't be you, mate."
Bingo.
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Where did he learn to say he wants to be 'bred'? by Anonymous
Fandoms: ULTRAKILL (Video Game)
08 Feb 2026
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Don't perceive me, my friend sent me this twitter post talking about how "condoms affect the bottom the most because it creates an emotional barrier and literal barrier from the one thing they want" or something along those lines. Anyway here's Gaybriel and his beef with condoms.
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07 Jun 2026
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Optimization is V1’s specialty. From projectile punching to explosion-propelled feats of acceleration, V1 was made to make itself better: faster. To achieve maximum performance, it opts to optimize its energy usage. A more efficient source of biofuel may exist—but V1 needs a means to extract it. A particular peripheral used by Mindflayers seems promising.
V1 intends to test it on Gabriel. There must be something better than blood.
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07 Jun 2026
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A sample of text, transcribed from a Ferryman’s diary. Date retrieved: unknown. The majority of the diary’s contents have been deemed irrelevant or otherwise unremarkable. It has been fully scanned for the sake of archival.
(But really—who would willingly read a Ferryman’s amateur erotica?)
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07 Jun 2026
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Idolatry is a sin. The faithful Ferryman knows this—yet when he gazes upon the statue of his savior that he so lovingly chiseled, he feels far, far closer to divinity. In the depths of Hell, Gabriel finds the Ferryman carving intimate details into his stone flesh.
(Alternatively: an arrogant angel chooses to encourage his most devout follower’s many sins—including, but not limited to, idolatry.)
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07 Jun 2026