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    “So,” Neil asks as he washes his paint-covered hands in the kitchen sink, “Christmas.”

    Andrew glares and says nothing. This year, Neil and Andrew are spending Christmas with Andrew’s brother, Aaron Minyard. Aaron Minyard, Andrew’s twin whose existence was unknown to him until two months previous. Aaron Minyard, an orthopedic surgeon with a wife (an oncologist, naturally) and two daughters. Aaron Minyard, who grew up with a mother that chose him.

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    Andrew Doe has survived until now without any biological family, and his life turned out pretty good, considering all of the reasons it shouldn't have. At age twenty-nine, Andrew's book becomes a bestseller and leads his long-lost twin brother to him. Familial drama ensues.

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    The monsters are vampires. Neil is a reluctant vampire slayer. I’m sure you can see where this is going.

    Oh, and Columbia is a literal portal to hell.

     

    Wymack drops his clipboard on his desk and sits on the edge of it, nearly overturning a huge coffee mug that’s printed with Tears of my Athletes. “You’re a vampire slayer.”

    “I’m sorry,” Neil says, because he must have heard wrong. “What the fuck?”

    And then, a beat later, “What’s a Hellmouth?”

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    06 Sep 2025

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    Kevin, Neil, and Allison are grad students, roommates, and obviously best friends. One fortuitous day, Kevin meets a short, knife-wielding blond guy in the library and brings him home to meet the short, knife-wielding redhead he lives with.

    If only Neil knew what having a crush felt like before this happened.

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    04 Sep 2025

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    27 May 2025

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    Andrew should never listen to Bee's advice. Or maybe he should always listen to Bee's advice.

    Anyway. At her prompting, he makes a YouTube channel to direct his manic energy into. It doesn't help that he only features his shitty, shitty, robots.

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    26 Apr 2025