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NORRIS: Are you *eating*?
PIASTRI: Am I-? Of course not.
NORRIS: Is it good?
PIASTRI: Focus, Lando. No other cars around. Leclerc ten seconds behind, slow lap. After Leclerc is Tsunoda, timed lap, Turn 13.
Let’s do a quick one.
NORRIS: On it. Bon appetit, Piastri. [static, a gasp] Pastry!Or, Oscar is Lando's new race engineer for the 2024 season, and they stumble into a coworkers with benefits situation. And then things just keep getting more and more complicated-- but hey, the season is going pretty well!
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23 Jul 2026
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Lando Norris, internationally famous rockstar, has three main priorities: drugs, avoiding eye contact, and pretending emotions don't exist.
To most, he's just flippant; a hot, young thing with messy habits. So what if he washes down breakfast with a shot of vodka? He's a rockstar, it practically comes with the territory of being too young and too famous.
But the reality of it is a lot more destructive.
Enter Oscar Piastri. Engineering student. Polite and boring to a fault. Really, he's nothing interesting.
Except, after one too many nights taken too far, Lando's manager hires Oscar as his chaperone.
Lando hates him immediately.
As the band's tour drags on, as the looming threat of FIA's album deadline becomes ever the more pressing, as Oscar gets dragged deeper into a strange world of glitz and grime, Lando begins to think that things might finally turn out fine.
Except things are never, ever fine with him.
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22 Jul 2026
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“take me where the music ain’t too loud” by abitmorelyss (axtumn)
Fandoms: Formula 1 RPF
08 Jul 2026
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“So,” Isack started, gently nudging Liam’s shoulder to draw his attention away from the brown-haired boy he had spent the whole evening staring at, “How’s your completely inappropriate crush on your prince going?”
“Oh yeah it’s great, I should be killing myself any day now.” Liam scoffed, finding the luke-warm drink in his hands far more interesting than the richly decorated ballroom.
“That bad huh?”
“It’s ridiculous! I’m meant to- I can’t do anything without- ugh.” He groaned, throwing an arm out in exaggeration before taking a sip from his drink and instantly grimacing.
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Arvid is a prince, son of King Daniel Ricciardo to the Crimson Bulls throne, and Liam is a knight with his father’s legacy weighing on his shoulders and has fallen head over heels for the prince he was meant to dedicate his life to protecting.
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10 Jul 2026
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It would've been hard to forget any shoes that his soulmate had lost, but bright yellow and blue ones? Unforgettable.
So seeing the very same shoes on Isack's feet, in his own post, makes one thing very clear.
Isack Hadjar is his soulmate.
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In a universe where lost items end up with your soulmate, Liam Lawson keeps secrets and learns how to believe in fate again.
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05 Jul 2026
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Fernando has been saying “FUCK NO” to the Grid Dad gimmick for close to a decade now. It's just unfortunate that:
1) No one asked him anything
2) You don't choose the grid dad life, the grid dad life chooses you
3) That's not what the family tree Sebastian compiled saysSo unfortunately for Fernando not only he has Grid Kids he has to “coparent” with some of the biggest menaces the Grid ever saw, he now has a herd of half feral brats he is being forced to care about because they are his “Grid Grandkids”.
Fuck his life.
Or: Fernando is going through the horrors as he tries (and fails) to fight off the title of Grid Dad AND Grid Grandad. Half the Grid is feral. Max is experiencing mom-guilt. Carlos was supposed to be better than this. Charles is jealous. A “pretending I'm not hurt” competition hates to see George coming. Nico and Esteban would love to be excluded from the narrative. Lewis is fighting for his life. Jenson is here for the vibes and the vibes only. Nico is THE deadbeat parent trying to make up for lost time. Mark is an PTA mom. Sebastian is having the time of his life.
Kimi is probably lost in the woods somewhere.
Fernando wishes he was Kimi
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- Part 3 of anon's clown show (affectionate)
- Part 2 of generational grid trauma
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02 Jul 2026