11 Works by thereisdefinitelyawordforthat

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    The ocean here is unusually beautiful.

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    Phil cringes as he hears about a fuckmillion cans careen down the steps, hitting what sounds like every single corner on the way down. He turns to watch their progression like a slow-motion car crash.

    To his utter horror, there’s some guy on the stairs behind him.

    ***

    Techno is the weird new neighbor. Phil, Wilbur, and Tommy do their best to figure him out.

    EDIT 2/18/26: hella discontinued :( just kinda ran out of steam after all that shit went down a few years ago, and now I've been out of the game so long that I doubt I'll get around to finishing. I did post the outline for the rest in the comments of chapter 8 though! Stay safe out there <3

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    He’d started planning for the worst as soon as he learned of the risk, of course. But even as he'd laid concrete and stacked cans and filled tanks with water, he’d scoffed at his own paranoia. It was impossibly far-fetched. Something out of a sci-fi novel.

    It would hit in less than two minutes.

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    Techno is a prepper, but he couldn’t have prepared for everything.

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    Techno gives the room a long, slow scan, before facing Phil with a politely neutral expression.

    “So, the briefing says you called in about a haunting?”

    **

    Wilbur's been having night terrors. The doctors aren't helping. Phil has no idea what to do.

    (On hiatus, but I do plan to return to this!)

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    Quackity pays Technoblade a visit in the vault. Techno thought he was ready. He was wrong.

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    Another crackle. "Okay, it's coming up on midnight and there's school tomorrow, so I'm gonna need to sleep soon. You two should start heading back-- wait."

    Tommy shifts abruptly into a crouch, sending the moth fluttering away. That's Tubbo's action voice.

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    Tommy knows that danger is just part of the job, but this time he might've bitten off a little more than he can chew.

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    He’d been lying like this, in exactly this position, since he’d blinked awake at 11am.

    It was well after 2pm now.

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    Executive dysfunction is an old friend of Techno’s, but Phil knows how to ground him.

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    His back aches. Shitty posture, plus the couch is nowhere near as cushioned as the wayfair promo pictures made it look when Phil showed him the listing all those months ago. He has a headache, too. He can’t tell if it’s from dehydration or from staring unblinking at a screen for the past six hours. His hands are cramped from typing.

    There’s just. So much left to do.

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    Techno is applying to med school, and he's tired, and a little more scared than he's willing to admit.

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    The thing was, Techno didn't even like snow. But Philza did, and Techno liked Philza, so here he was getting blisters on his hands from building a cabin in the freezing winds of the arctic tundra. Phil wasn't living here yet, but he would be, eventually. Techno would make sure of it.

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    Technoblade builds Philza a home in the arctic.

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    When decades, centuries slip through your fingers like desert sand, it's easy to push a reunion with an old friend back a few weeks, then a few weeks more. It's never caused a problem before.

    It was clearly causing a problem now.

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    Some thoughts on Eret's recent lore stream.

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    If grooming the remaining feathers of his useless, shattered wings had fallen to the bottom of Phil’s priority list, well. He didn’t think he could be blamed.

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    A character study on Philza, his trauma, and his achingly slow path to recovery.

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