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    When Penelope is kidnapped on a routine demigod pick-up quest, Cody, re-incarnation of Odysseus is furious. His desperate quest to retrieve her would go a lot quicker if he didn't have to smooth out the squabbles of teenage girl quest-mates. Honestly, don't they know that he has priorities and their drama isn't one?

    Penelope, meanwhile, is having a revelation. She is not enjoying it. Nor does she like holding the sky - but she is a Princess of the Sea; she will endure. After all, Odysseus is coming for her. She just hopes it doesn't take twenty years this time...

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    16 May 2026

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    Her eyes open, and a little boy is clinging to her hand, wide-eyed, sliver tips falling into his blue eyes. A flashing red light, blinking, blinking, with the words ‘STARK’ written in familiar bold letters.

    They're trapped.

    “It will be alright, Wanda,” the boy whispers. He speaks Sokavian, a language she suddenly knows.

    She blinks.

    Or a woman wakes in the prepubescent body of the Scarlet Witch, and fucking decides the Marvel Cinematic Universe can use some rewrites.

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    17 Mar 2025

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    Here is the ocean village. He can’t remember its name, but he can remember someone saying that it was surrounded by deep water on all sides. It’s the second they’ve come to, the second they’re tearing to pieces, the second they’re searching. Here, is among screaming, panicking villagers.

    Here is under the scrutiny of so many people, expecting so much from him.

    Maybe if he was a bit more…normal. A bit more like them, what was happening around him wouldn’t seem as bad. The violence wouldn’t be as shocking.

    It wouldn’t make him feel as if he’s about to be sick over his own toes.

    He really doesn’t want to be here.

    “Translate.”

    That’s growled at him, most likely to intimidate and scare him. It’s deep and low, like the growling of the ship’s engines just outside the reef. But, like the first two times, it just makes him confused.

    Translate what? No one’s spoken, how can he–

    “That is a forest clan member,” the man before him says, slow and pronounced over the crackling of flames. “They do not come here. Please, tell him!”

    Oh. What? No, that’s not the sound of flames it’s–

    Everything he knows breaking apart.

    Or!

    The Amnesia AU I promised

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    17 Jun 2026

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    The undergrowth rustles as something pushes through. Neytiri holds her position, bow lifted to her shoulder, string remaining slack.

    She stops breathing all together when it reveals itself.

    Pink pale skin, bright hair helplessly tangled and a small body that shouldn’t be able to walk as freely as it does on her planet peeks through. Neytiri’s breath becomes short with rage as it slowly approaches the river bank, using all four limbs in a kind of imitation of a viperwolf’s loping walk. The edges of her sight turn dark as it turns to the traps in the water.

    A skyperson has been stealing food from her people. A pink skin, whose kind has already taken so much from her planet, deigns to feed itself on their catches. Distantly, she knows she’s becoming incensed, but she can’t help it. Her rage burns through her consciousness so quickly that she’s drawing back an arrow before she can even think about it.

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    Feral human child Spider. That's it. That's the fic.

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    17 Jun 2026

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    FIN 💜

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    Ryland Grace wakes up, goes to work, feels the rain on his face, teaches his students, cries over the galaxy, and dreams about a rock.

    Wait.

    What's that last one all about?

    There is a feeling in the back of his head like he's forgetting something. Is he forgetting something?

    Is he forgetting something again?

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    30 May 2026

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    21💜💜💜💜💜