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    Minho’s mouth pressed into a harder line. "Felix, come on. I don’t date. I don’t flirt. I don’t even talk to people for anything besides work-related things if I don’t have to. If anything, I will demotivate people to spend money."
    "Oh, I know that." Felix smiled brightly, as if he expected Minho would react exactly like this. He probably did. After more than ten years as friends, predictability was inevitable. "But it’s your lucky day because I already have a plan to save you from unwanted advances."
    Minho’s eyes narrowed. "Dare I ask?"
    Felix spread his arms. "A boyfriend. Fake one, obviously. People stop drooling over the untouchable bachelor, and suddenly they’re talking about your mysterious, charming partner instead. Boom—attention redirected, auction saved."

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    Or: Minho is the CEO of a luxurious furniture company and in need of a boyfriend to avoid being hit on at his company’s charity auction. Felix, originally at fault for Minho’s predicament, has an idea and hires a friend. Enter: escort Jisung.

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    11 May 2026

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    [I’m not looking to fuck right now, but my bathroom sink is currently flooding the bathroom

     

    I know it’s kind of random, but can I borrow a flathead screwdriver by any chance?

     

    I don’t really know my neighbors and you’re the closest person to me on grindr

     

    That’s…yeah, that’s new. Sokka flicks quickly through the profile, trying to decide if it’s a joke or some slang, or a reference he’s missed and finally shrugging, because,

    Yeah, he types out, why not]

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    Sokka has a new neighbor who needs some plumbing help. A lot of plumbing help, as it turns out.

    If only he could figure out if that was a euphemism.

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    01 May 2026

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    Before he can decide what action would be appropriate to take, Wei Ying has disappeared down the fire escape. He sticks his head out the window, but Wei Ying never once looks back, crawling back into his own window like he does this every day. 

    Maybe, for people like Wei Ying, this is normal. Lan Zhan cannot decide if there are any other people like Wei Ying in the world.

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    20 Apr 2026

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    Clint finally meets the infamous Phil Coulson about an hour after arriving at HQ. It doesn't go well.

    An AU backstory of how Clint meets Phil and how they learn to tolerate, trust, desire, and love each other.

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    11 Apr 2026

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    The result of a Bruce/Tony plot bunny that gave birth to like a billion ideas and I just type here, really.

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    10 Apr 2026