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Thirty Seven by ThistleAndBee (thistleandbee)
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
05 Apr 2025
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On a dreary day in October just days from Halloween, an angel and a demon stared at each other over two cups of tea in the corner of a dim and dusty London bookshop.
To be more accurate, an angel steadfastly avoided the gaze of a demon, leaving the demon to pick up the entirety of the staring. Not that he minded. The angel was nice to stare at. It was one of his favorite pastimes.
“Now…Why would I agree to this again?” Crowley adored Aziraphale, but he also adored taking the piss. It was his second-favorite pastime.
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Crowley and Aziraphale pull out all the stops to impress each other with the most authentic Halloween costume.
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Zombies of the Starboard by Apocalyptic_Scenes, Dagger_Torch_and_Key (thistleandbee), enneadic, Letha, Monsterfuckers_Incorporated, Mx_Cupperty, saucySmutPigeon, Soggyfritter, startledplatypus, Trebol_Negro
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
03 Jul 2024
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Zombies, Notable Quotables and more Fresca!
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After Harry blows up Aunt Marge, Dumbledore decides it's not safe for Harry to spend the rest of the summer at the Leaky Cauldron, and instead sends him to stay at Spinner’s End with Professor Snape.
It's tense, awkward, and teeming with misunderstandings...but it might be the best thing that's happened to either of them. They're both been without a family for a very long time.
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- Part 1 of Bruised Words
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Bookmarked by ThistleAndBee (thistleandbee)
04 Jun 2026
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On Harry's 10th birthday, he falls gravely ill. So ill that the Dursleys, after days of leaving the boy in agony, are forced to take him to the hospital. When Muggle medicine fails, Severus Snape is the one to answer the call for aid. He soon realizes that all he has been told of the boy's 'pampered', 'loved' and 'spoiled' life have been utter fabrications.
When Severus sees the depths to which Albus Dumbledore is willing to sink to play games with their lives, he decides he must protect the boy from the Headmaster, before it is too late.
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- Part 1 of Aethelind's Legacy
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Bookmarked by ThistleAndBee (thistleandbee)
03 Jun 2026
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Shane Hollander, Captain of the Argent polo team, is on a path to success after spending years making his name as a championship rider across the Nine Isles. Nothing distracts him from his goals - he can get quite boring about it - until his resolve is tested by an outlandish, scandalous birthday present from a terrible influence.
AKA: 4 times Shane receives a pleasure slave for his birthday, and 1 time he doesn’t.
Complete: 15/15, 150k. Will be posted steadily as I fix all the formatting (thanks, Ellipsus!)
Bookmarked by ThistleAndBee (thistleandbee)
29 May 2026
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Filled with the Spirit by dodgerkedavra for maraudersaffair
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
12 Dec 2024
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“It turns you on, doesn’t it? The Dark magic.”
Potter’s lower lip quivers. He gives Draco the world’s smallest nod.
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Bookmarked by ThistleAndBee (thistleandbee)
17 May 2026
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First Week of Eternity by InnerLilith for corvuscrowned
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
09 Jun 2022
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Moving in with the colleague you’d like to fuck is a bad idea for anyone. It’s worse when you’re a card-carrying member of the eternal dead. It’s exponentially worse when your already garlic-obsessed colleague-slash-crush-slash-roommate has recently discovered his distant Italian heritage.
In which Draco tries desperately to hide that he’s recently become a vampire, and Harry tries desperately to feed him.
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Bookmarked by ThistleAndBee (thistleandbee)
17 May 2026