thistleandtea
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Written for 31 Days of Flash Fiction 2026, Day Three
Prompt: "What do you see in him?" "Everything you don't"
Category: Sudden fiction
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- Part 2 of 31 Days of Flash Fiction 2026
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“The cauldrons are waiting, Mister Snape,” she reminded him, leaning over the desk slightly to stare at him from a closer distance, “What will it be, scrubbing… or spanking?”
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- Part 1 of Frenchie's Smutty Summer Bingo 2026
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Better With Pen by inkandivy (thistleandtea)
Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn
09 Jun 2026
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Colin appreciates his wife and her skills.
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- Part 2 of The Importance of Good Penmanship
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Good With Pen by inkandivy (thistleandtea)
Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn
08 Jun 2026
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Colin shares his plans for the future with his siblings over breakfast.
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- Part 1 of The Importance of Good Penmanship
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The Subtle Science and Exact Art of Gift-giving by thistleandtea
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
26 Dec 2025
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Severus learns that the best gift isn't always the most thoroughly planned.
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Frenchie's Smutty Summer Bingo 2026 by thistleandtea
Fandom Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
28 Jun 2026
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The Importance of Good Penmanship by inkandivy (thistleandtea)
Fandom Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn
09 Jun 2026
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crushcrushcrush by thefrenchpress for LunaP999, dragoon811
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
30 May 2022
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Hermione's eyes catch on the sight of his long-fingered hands and his precise movements as he butters his toast and stirs milk into his tea. Merlin, she must be truly hard-up if she’s so easily distracted by him doing completely mundane things at breakfast in the Great Hall.
She really needs to get her ill-advised attraction to Severus Snape under control.
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23 Jun 2026
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Think back to the day when a seventh-year Head Girl could develop an overwhelming need to fornicate with her greasy-yet-attractive Potions Master, and call it a retro-cliché smut-fest.
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22 Jun 2026
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sew your heart to my sleeve by nojamhands for Fifi2930, latinasmoak
Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn
28 Jun 2026
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Lady Danbury sets her tea cup in its saucer on the table and fixes Penelope with her intense gaze.
"I'd like to sponsor you."
Penelope chokes on her next swig of tea so badly that Lady Danbury rises, moving next to her and patting her back until her hacking abates. Penelope takes in a few steadying breaths, willing air into her lungs. She is sure she misheard, that the shock of her choking has altered her memory. "Pardon, my lady? You wish to…?"
"Sponsor you. For the season."
After Archibald Featherington loses the family fortune when Penelope is thirteen, the family is forced to adapt to life as members of the lower class. By nineteen, Penelope has become Madame Delacroix's apprentice, and her fine skills with a needle catch the eye of Lady Agatha Danbury. Debuting in society thrills and terrifies her in equal measure, as she knows nothing of how a proper lady should behave, but she wants nothing more than to escape from her cruel, embittered mother—and she is perfectly content to settle for a straightforward, comfortable marriage in order to do so.
Enter Colin Bridgerton.
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22 Jun 2026
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After dancing with Penelope at a society ball for the first time, Colin begins to see his friend in a new light.
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21 Jun 2026
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The Temptation of one Penelope Featherington... by LazyTuesdayMorning
Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn
14 Jul 2023
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Colin would like nothing more than to teach his dearest friend the true art that could be found in a game of pall mall, although he only wished he could do so without the help of the peanut gallery and all their meaningful 'looks'. Penelope, for her part, is determined that a slight against Lady Whistledown will not go unchallenged setting her thoughts upon a most dangerous path.
Pall mall, rain, and midnight trips to the library. What could possibly go wrong?!
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21 Jun 2026