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    After a mission, the Justice League talk about celebrities and end up slut shaming Bruce Wayne, not knowing Batman is Bruce, and is sitting five feet away from them.

    Bruce begins to self-destruct.

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    19 Jun 2026

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    How, exactly, do you tell the Justice League you weren’t a feral cryptid haunting Gotham?

    That single, most ridiculous question had been gnawing at Bruce’s mind for the past week. He could let them believe it—he had certainly let worse rumors fester when it served his purposes—but he couldn’t. He just couldn’t.

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    The continuation of Unintentional Cryptid.

    Bruce tries to clear up the small misunderstanding but every single time he interacts with the Justice League, it gets worse

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    18 Jun 2026

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    Part 1: Completed
    Part 2: In-progress

    Part 3: TBC

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    17 Jun 2026

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    Fanfic of another fanfic, heavily inspired by "Operation: I am Human" by StandingBi.

    The Justice League believes Batman is a cryptid due to his tendency to use bird calls, hisses and grunts rather than words, odd mannerisms and other pieces of evidence that don't help Bruce's case. He struggles to clear the misunderstanding and continues making poor social decisions, which only fuels the fire.

    Chap 1: Hal gets the crazy idea to flash a laser pointing during a Justice League meeting. Bruce believes a sniper has somehow broken into headquarters, and chases after the laser. Everyone gravely misinterprets the situation, believing it to be some sort of instinctual urge. It spirals into something comedic, and entirely avoidable.

    + Various instances of the JL charting Bruce’s poor social skills to an animalistic instinct.

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    16 Jun 2026

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    Sometimes all it takes to understand your parent is to relive their childhood trauma with them. Easy-peasy! Try not to get cut on the sharp-edged guilt.
    Or: Jason and Bruce want to reconcile, but they don't know how to. Until a rogue magic user in Gotham accidentally de-ages Batman and Jason's left to take care of a Bruce Wayne that lost his parents two months ago.
    Or: I cannot love you if I do not know you. And I cannot know you until I understand you.

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    16 Jun 2026