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    A notification lit up the screen on Kip’s phone, and the message caught Scott’s eye.

    Boston: if you come over tonight, i will let you swallow my cock

    Boston: or maybe i will fuck you so good you will scream my name when you come

    Boston: your choice

    What the hell?!

    Scott tossed the phone across the bed as if it had scalded him, his cheeks burning.

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    After a series of explicit texts and odd excuses, Scott Hunter begins to suspect that his boyfriend is cheating on him. Why else would Kip lie to him about visiting a hotel at night?

    Meanwhile, Kip is just trying to help his friend Ilya Rozanov with his relationship with Shane Hollander, and keeping it a secret from the world.

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    Deven was just supposed to enjoy getting paid to spend the weekend sitting around her friends fancy apartment and making sure the cat had its meals prepared just right twice a day. She was not expecting to be fucked sideways for two days by one of her friend’s inventions. Is it her fault for enjoying it if she doesn’t know the safe word to make it stop?

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    A human gets bred by a machine set to fuck her according to a random sequence over a 48-hour period because she pushed a button she was told she shouldn’t push in her friend’s high-tech apartment. The cat is partially to blame for stepping on the remote.

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    “This is so stressful, this is so fucking stressful oh my god.” Dan shouted, mashing the buttons of his controller as hard as he could. “SKATE FASTER!”

    “You are too slow, you will never make it there in time.” Ilya said.

    On the screen Scott Hunter was on a breakaway up the ice, from the right hand side Ryan Price was gaining on him fast, his shoulder was down as he braced for a hit to try and knock Scott off the path away from the goal.

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    Or, Shane and Ilya join Dan and Phil for the resurrection of Dan vs. Phil in a MLH26 showdown

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    “Shane,” Ilya said slowly, putting his phone in his pocket as he walked into their home gym to find Shane running on the treadmill. “Do you mean to tell me that the years of you doing ‘just a little promo’ has actually been you tormenting David Mitchell with your apparently not incredibly boring life? And you never thought to mention it once?”

    “Huh?” Shane called, slowing the treadmill to a walk to glance over his shoulder at where Ilya was stood. “What do you mean?”

    “I mean there are lots of tweets here about you on these shows and you seem to be giving all of them aneurysms?” Ilya said, pulling his phone back out and opening up twitter to show Shane.

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    Or; Shane Hollander is far more famous than the Hockey world ever realised

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    “Did you want a letter? Should I have sent you a formal invitation? What the fuck else was I supposed to do?” Shane asked, exasperated.

    “Oh, I don’t know you could maybe have said that your ‘friend’ Harry who was coming for dinner was the Duke-of-Fucking-Sussex, Shane!” Ilya said, bringing his hands up in frustration. He could feel a dull aching throb behind his eyes and if not for the fact that it would only antagonise Shane more he would have turned around and gone home.

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    Or; Shane Hollander is far more famous than anyone in his life ever realised

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