torpidTelegnosis
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Five minutes is all Dave needs to ruin everybody's lives, apparently, especially his own. An accident in the labs begins the long and painful process of transforming into a troll, and though trolls may look remarkably similar to humans for creatures that evolved on different planets in different universes, they aren't the same at all. The transformation is debilitating, and he is forced to trust Karkat to take care of him and even keep him alive as his very insides shift within him.
Rose, meanwhile, begins work on some sort of solution -- after all, Seer of Light may as well mean Knower of Knowledge, right? She should know this. But her experience with breaking the rules is of little help when there are none to begin with, and she can hardly play with fire when it's not herself at risk of burns but her newly-discovered brother.
As time wears on with no solution, the meteor crew can't help but wonder: are they doomed? Or is there redemption for their timeline yet?
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When Jake receives a handful of messages from Dirk at an odd time, he doesn't think much of it. But when the conversation ends abruptly and is followed by complete radio silence from both Dirk and the Auto Responder for days on end, he begins to worry.
He later discovers that his worry was well-founded.
(Man could this description be cheesier. Whatever.)
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In the brief moment between Dave solidifying his expression and your heroic death, you can’t help but wonder if this isn’t some sort of karmic revenge.
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It's not until the fight is over that you see him.
I saw a really sad picture of Dave carrying Karkat's body and I wrote this short little thing and it's 4 am and I'm posting it for some reason.
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The three of you are lined up very neatly, you suddenly notice. One clean slice and it’s over.
One clean slice.
You harden your face and stare at Dave. You see the moment of confusion, the moment of understanding, the moment of horror, and finally the moment he resigns himself to the task and lifts his sword.
He flies towards you, and you fleetingly have a thought you’ve never had before.
Please let the katana break.
Can be read independently from Unite. Contains spoilers if you're not caught up.
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Years ago, Luca watched Hollander take to the ice, helmet off, hair sweat-slick and pushed back,face brimming with exhaustion, as he hoisted the Cup over his head. Now his fingers are skirting the elastic waistband of Luca’s pants, two hooking in so that his nails press against the sensitive skin of Luca’s groin, right by his pubes. The tiny space between his ribs and stomach twists sickly and needy at once. He wants Hollander to touch him so bad at that moment he can’t think of anything else. He wants Hollander’s fingers curling around his hips, his cock, his shoulders, so that the next time Luca sees that gif of Hollander’s victory lap in 2016, he can compare how he holds the Cup to how he maneuvers Luca’s body.
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Shane had been up for hours already. He'd showered and shaved, then came back to bed and tucked himself under the covers, arranged them to look like he'd never left. His eyes were big and dark and too fucking awake for 6AM on a day they had nothing to do and nowhere to be.
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08 Jul 2026
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The Boston Raiders are making decent time heading up into Michigan when one of the horses almost breaks an ankle on what’s left of the road.
A highly lethal—and highly contagious—virus has swept across the planet, taking down the power grid, toppling society, and leaving behind only a tiny fraction of the population. For a while, it seems like everything is over. This is not the case.
Or: The world ends. Shane Hollander starts playing for Boston. Yes, in that order.
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gnaw by catgrassplantdad
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
08 Feb 2026
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There are these things that Ilya does to him that make Shane a little crazy. They rattle something loose in his brain, making whatever it is tumble around, waiting for it to land right side up so he can get a good look. Because he’s not sure. But he feels it. There’s something just beyond his reach that his heart and his gut and his dick desperately want him to grasp.
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07 Jul 2026