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    Summary

    Kremy is going into season and Frost finds himself watching Gideon pound him from the Chewie Chair, about to fulfil the happy couple’s sadomasochistic fantasies.

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    English
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    6,771
    Chapters:
    2/3
    Comments:
    36
    Kudos:
    73
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    1,107
  2. Tags
    Summary

    This is NOT the one with the daddy kink.

    This is the one where Kremy's father tried to beat the gay out of his eldest son, where his mother supported the man who abused her, and where Gideon's Pa shielded him from the existence of homosexuality so completely that he found out what gay sex was from Kremy at the age of 28.

    Chapters with abuse depicted have a non-graphic summary if you want to skip them.
    (Back from hiatus! :) )

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    147,408
    Chapters:
    65/68
    Comments:
    829
    Kudos:
    287
    Bookmarks:
    37
    Hits:
    8,395
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    Summary

    Kremy takes a mildly traumatized Gideon to a bathroom to get cleaned up after Lecrouxlin Rouge, but all those makeout scenes and all that heavy petting have him hot and bothered, and when Kremy is hot and bothered, Gid is too.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,458
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    87
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    874
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    Summary

    You think you've been horny, but you've never needed cock like Kremy needs Gideon's on the first day of his heat.
    To keep up, Gid simply fucks him whenever and wherever he can, so long as Kremy dresses down to give him easy access - but it's never enough.

    Despite the name this is just filth.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    15,103
    Chapters:
    7/7
    Comments:
    65
    Kudos:
    257
    Bookmarks:
    33
    Hits:
    8,168
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    Summary

    Jornir and Skrimm have sex and Jornir finds something very interesting about Skrimm.

    Franfictober Day 10: Overwhelming Praise.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    630
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    49
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    680
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    Summary

    The Krew finds a new inventive way to earn gold. Too bad Kremy is a needy bitch.

    Franfictober Day 8: In Heat/Reverse Glory Hole

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,167
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    47
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    740
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    Summary

    When two gay idiots switch places, it's the freakiest day of the year!

    As a Fey Curse lands Kremy in Gideon's body and vice versa, self-love will get a whole new meaning as he teaches Gid the power of foreplay.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,688
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    195
    Bookmarks:
    19
    Hits:
    1,734
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    Summary

    Kremy and Gideon had planned to rob the rich suckers at the Valentines Ball.

    Unfortunately, their tickets are for a couple's romantic evening making kinky mouse taxidermy instead.

    And Kevin Bacon is there.

    They didn't put that in the nursery rhyme.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,188
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    12
    Hits:
    181
  9. Tags
    Summary

    Where we're going, we don't need plot.

    OR Short co-written Character drabbles based on random prompts.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,255
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    25
    Hits:
    438
  10. Tags
    Summary

    “Wanna put your cock inside me, Gid?” He asked, bringing the finger to the slick seam in his scaled skin, still slightly parted in the wake of his own dick. He felt Gideon’s hand twitch and he ground up against it, letting just the tip of the genasi’s finger dip inside for a moment.

    “Oh gods, yeah, you know I do Kremy,” he groaned. It was cooler than his touch, ready to soak up the heat of him.

    “This is my slit,” Kremy said, stilling the finger at his opening. Smooth scales converged on a narrow slit, a little sticky from his retreating member.
    _________________________

    Kremy gives Gideon an anatomy lesson, to accompany the update to A monsterfucker’s guide to alligator anatomy (male)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,125
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    186
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    1,443
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    Summary

    “Look, Kremy, I don’t care if you sleep with every woman in this damn place but I’m your only husband, okay? I’m not sharing you with some guy! Not unless it’s that King o’ Hearts guy, in which case you gotta tell me an’ I’ll be there.”

    “No, not okay. Do you actually think that’s fair, Gid, or are you really as dumb as you look?”

    AKA Gideon finally figures out that his husband is gay.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,213
    Chapters:
    1/2
    Comments:
    28
    Kudos:
    114
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    830
  12. Tags
    Summary

    There’s no other way to say this. A domineering Skrimm notices Barnabos is in a bit of a state while out fishing and he succs him dry. Barnabos returns the favour.

    Spoilers for the first 3 or 4 episodes.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,287
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    73
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    927
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    Summary

    Just because they’re out of food doesn’t mean Barnabos can’t feed his friends.
    Half smut, half just survival story tbh.

    If you just want to read about Skrimm teasing Barnabos and sucking on every available part of him skip to the sequel.

    Very vague spoilers up to episode 32.

    Kink meme prompt fill.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,156
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    64
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    745
  14. Tags
    Summary

    Kremy’s newest plan is supposed to spare Gideon pain and injury, but for some reason pretending to be in a rocky relationship with his business partner and best friend feels a lot worse than a split knuckle.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,000
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    95
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    595
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    Summary

    Doctor Green Hunter slammed into the wall of the ambulance as it turned a sharp corner. Lady Teal was more reckless than usual today, turning the circle left and right despite the chaos wrought in the back. He felt his pocket and realised it was a little light. She must have drunk from his flask - the same drinking that had booted them both down to ambulance duty. Doctor Green Hunter had once been a trauma surgeon.

    Lady Teal had been a famous Formula One driver, before she’d drunkenly slammed her Mini Cooper round a bend, just like this, and broken her race car. The racing bosses had refused to let her have another car because it was too expensive, so she was stuck, just like he was, in the ambulance.

    The ambulance lurched again, and Doctor Green Hunter’s hand twitched for his bow, but settled on his stethecope instead as they skidded to a halt.

     

    Soon to be a major motion picture starring Jeremy Renner.

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    I forgot I wrote this but found it on an old tumblr. My tribute to Lord Squak Airavis' magnum opus.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    571
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    5
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    66
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    Summary

    Night after night, Barnabos tries to keep vigil over the friends who are dying right in front of him. As the cook, it’s his job to feed them - but he can’t. They don’t have too many more nights like this.

    Contains descriptions of severe malnutrition and starvation, and mentions of starving to death, cannibalism, and eating non-foods. Probably skip this one if you have/are recovering from an eating disorder.

    No spoilers past episode 6.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,310
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    61
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    351
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    Summary

    Huddled for warmth after fleeing the tower and losing the captain, Barnabos notices some suspicious bruises on Skrimm that neither of them can explain. He gives him a little TLC, and then he fingers him just to be sure.

    Queenie and Jornir overhear a little more than they anticipated.

     

    Spoilers up to episode 2, with mild/veiled spoilers for episode 23.
    (This was published after the next two parts of this series!)

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,655
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    67
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    1,125
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    Summary

    The warm weather in Ogreton tricks Jornir’s internal clock into believing it’s summer - the mating season.
    Skrimm requires a little gentle persuasion from Barnabos to consider helping him out.

    (Skrimm gets spanked by Barnabos and then fucked nasty by Jornir - this is irredeemable filth)

    Spoilers for arc 2
    Update: Now with 100% more "eaten from behind" references.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,000
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    117
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    2,136
  19. Tags
    Summary

    Sitting in Barnabos’ lap for hours as everyone else goes to bed while the triton holds him still and pricks his skin with a needle does things for Skrimm.

    Sitting for hours with an aroused Skrimm in his lap does things for Barnabos.

    Wouldn’t it be easier if they dealt with the distraction?

    Spoilers for arc 2.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,169
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    91
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    1,435
  20. Tags
    Summary

    Barnabos hates mutiny and the cat o’ nine tails for related reasons.

    Skrimm finds a whip and accidentally brings them all to the fore.

    No spoilers past episode 1

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,700
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    65
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    631

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