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Atsumu explains the structural soundness of the humble cockroach
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"Please don't refer to the big cockroach as the monster cock" - Sakusa KiyoomiSeries
- Part 1 of Call On Me
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The Entirely Platonic Sharing Of A Last Name by ukai
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
04 Apr 2025
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Viktor had two goals for tonight:
1. To be so rude at this gala that he will not be invited to anymore going forward, and
2. Figure out the reason behind why everyone thinks he and Jayce are married. -
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You dream of important days in your soulmate's life but you can only remember one of their features when you wake up.
Of all things, Kiyoomi dreams of his soulmate's mouth.
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A video of Atsumu saying his heart has been taken by a man has gone viral, so he comes up with the foolproof plan of pretending to date someone in secret. This way, all he has to do is say he has a secretive boyfriend and nothing has to change, right?
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Sakusa agrees to fake date Atsumu in secret until he can find himself a real boyfriend he can introduce to the public. This will not affect him is any way.
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Astarion pretends he absolutely is NOT a vampire for a little bit longer this time.
Gale knows he absolutely is, and is continuously defending him until he no longer can.
(Astarion has no idea Gale knows.)
(Wyll is onto both of them.)
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5 times Astarion believes he kept his vampirism hidden from Gale and the one time it all went to shit.
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"Is it true siren's have the prettiest voice?" He asks, and maybe he shouldn't have encouraged the siren to use his voice, but he carefully brings a hand to the necklace, not yet holding onto it as the siren tilts his head.
"Do you want me to sing, pirate?"
Hongjoong grins slightly, "If you promise to let me keep my heart."
or, Kim Hongjoong, an infamous pirate captain of the Black Mist on the quest to tame the sea with Neptune's Trident, steals the song of siren Park Seonghwa in hopes that the siren will lead him to the trident. The pair form an unexpected alliance when they both realize they want the same thing--to find the trident. But as secrets about the tridents are revealed, they have to choose between the things they treasure the most, which might tear them apart forever.
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28 May 2026
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Atsumu falls in love with Shouyou the same way he falls in love with volleyball. Immediately, suddenly, and obsessively. It just takes him a lot longer to accept, especially in a world where loving a man could end his career.
So he loves in secret, in the remote quiet of his head and over the long distance separating him and Hinata Shouyou, a man who probably doesn’t think of Atsumu at all. He dreams of a future he’s not sure he can ever have.
Or: Atsumu pines for five years.
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22 May 2026
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"What do you mean we're married?!" Kiyoomi yelled, his wide eyes locked onto Atsumu's like the blond had suddenly transformed into a fire breathing dragon.
Atsumu, sitting cross-legged on the bed, winced at the volume. His head throbbing. "Well, unless I've forgotten how to read, Omi-kun, this here," he waved a crumpled piece of paper in the air, "says we got hitched last night." He glanced at the marriage certificate again, then rubbed his temples with a groan, the hangover hitting him in full force.
Kiyoomi blinked rapidly, his mind spinning as he paced the room in frantic circles. "Married? To you?!" he muttered to himself, swiping at his face in disbelief. "I get drunk one time—ONE TIME—and now the universe decides to punish me. Is this divine punishment? Have I pissed off some deity in a past life?”
Meanwhile, Atsumu couldn't help but find the situation hilarious.
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They get married in Vegas and then never get a divorce.
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06 May 2026
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Atsumu has to face 12 years of feelings for none other than Sakusa Kiyoomi during one fateful weekend in Tokyo.
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“Show off”, Sakusa murmurs.
“What’s that Omi-Omi?”. Atsumu cups his ear, a shit-eating grin already plastered on his face.
“Being over six foot and built has gone to your head.”
“What I’m hearing is thatchya think I look hot right now.”
“Your ability to turn an insult into a compliment never fails to amaze me.”
Despite his words, his eyes skim over Atsumu’s torso before moving back to his face and lust pools in Atsumu’s gut at the fleeting eye contact.
He needs to stop doing this.
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06 May 2026
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Sakusa Kiyoomi lives his life in certainties. He is certain that he’s the best high school ace in Japan in only his second year. He is certain that bacteria double every 20 minutes and that high schoolers have gone long enough without cleaning themselves and their things that they might as well be a booming metropolitan for the germ community. He is certain that Umeboshi is the best thing that humanity has to offer. Well, that and hand sanitizer.
The ten assumptions Kiyoomi makes about Atsumu and himself and the times he's proven wrong. Set against the backdrop of Creep -- the cover by Post Modern Jukebox.
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02 May 2026