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It's lightning. From his dick. Hijinks ensue.
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Baiser by The-Empress-of-Snark (uleanblue)
Fandoms: Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015)
27 Mar 2019
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She hears his voice, then, deep and commanding, as the elevator descends to the kitchen level with a low, trembling whine. Her already hollow stomach churns. Damn it.
Ren is General Manager at L’hotel du Premiere when he notices the girl who delivers the pastries.
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Red Queen by The-Empress-of-Snark (uleanblue)
Fandoms: Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015), Star Wars Episode VIII
16 Mar 2018
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Along with the sudden, uncomfortable realization that he’s more than a little aroused, comes the knowledge that this whole deal is probably fucked, no matter what tonight’s outcome. He decides right then that reconnecting with her is worth one of his fingers...except maybe the right index, because that would seriously fuck up his ability to fire a gun.
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This Slender Thread by uleanblue
Fandoms: Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
29 May 2017
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AU after Chosen. Buffy is transported through a portal to a different time, and unwittingly becomes involved with the man destined to become the darkest wizard of all time--while attempting to avert yet another apocalypse.
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Evey makes an unexpected discovery in V's kitchen.
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Dear Hot Bread God,
Please put me out of my misery and shove your yeasty fist up my pussy.
Signed,
Your dough, waiting to be pounded.
Um. Too desperate?
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Rey is thirty, terminally single, and has been on enough bad Hinge dates to last several lifetimes. One evening, the Instagram algorithm delivers her something unexpected: a pair of extraordinary hands making bread, and a voice that tells her she's being oh so good.
She doesn't follow him. She's not going to be caught being horny on main.
She does, eventually, subscribe to his OnlyFans.
What follows is a completely rational series of decisions that leads her, one Saturday morning, across an international border, to eat pizza with a stranger from the internet.
Just lunch. Just to suss things out.
Bookmarked by The-Empress-of-Snark (uleanblue)
09 Jul 2026
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Rey is heir to the kingdom, though for now the crown rests in the hands of Snoke, the king regent, a man far more interested in keeping power than preparing her to rule.
Life at court is unbearable. Dull, suffocating, endless. Until someone tries to kill her.
She barely survives, saved only by Ben Solo, the formidable commander of the Crown Guard. As a reward for his bravery, the court appoints him as her personal guard.
Which is unfortunate, because Rey is fairly certain he hates her.
Cold, severe, and impossible to please, Ben shadows her every step. He seems determined to make her life even more intolerable than it already was.
Ben Solo has everything he thought he wanted. After leaving his family behind, he rebuilt his name through discipline and blood, rising through the army until he earned his place as commander of the Crown Guard. His rank is secure. His honor restored. His future, at last, belongs to him.
If only he were not so distracted by the princess.
And if only someone at court did not want her dead.
Bookmarked by The-Empress-of-Snark (uleanblue)
14 Jun 2026
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Scavenger's Refuge by gutlesswonder
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
17 Mar 2025
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Rey is a scavenger who's spent the last 14 years on Jakku, alone and fending for herself in the harsh desert wastelands. That all changes when she encounters a mysterious survivor in a downed TIE-fighter wreckage—a military deserter whom she decides to scavenge for herself.
The stranger, it turns out, isn’t all that he initially seems.
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Canon Divergent story set at the very beginning of TFA, where Rey nurses a grievously injured Kylo Ren back to health.
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Bookmarked by The-Empress-of-Snark (uleanblue)
17 Apr 2026
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Where the Pieces Fit by Reylo4Evr
Fandoms: Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
03 Jul 2026
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To anyone looking in, Ben Solo had it all. He was rich, popular, a star athlete—dating the head cheerleader—and still, he couldn’t shake the feeling that something was missing.
Rey Niima was the outsider. A foster kid in hand-me-down clothes, used to being overlooked and deeply suspicious of anything that promised permanence. To her, the idea of a soulmate felt less like destiny and more like a cage.
When their skin touches and the soulmate bond is triggered, Ben and Rey are pulled together from opposite worlds—where even the broken pieces fit, if the bond can survive everything high school throws their way.
A Reylo soulmate AU
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Bookmarked by The-Empress-of-Snark (uleanblue)
17 Apr 2026
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Blood Price by otterspace418
Fandoms: Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
01 Jul 2026
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Following the events of The Highest Bidder, Rey and Kylo Ren are separated by a war, a galaxy, and a secret that could destroy them both.
He's remaking the galaxy. She's holding herself together on the other side of it. The distance between them is growing, and so is the risk of everything they've built unravelling.
Every day the war continues, the price of holding onto each other gets higher. The question is whether their love will destroy them both or remake the galaxy.
Book 2 of The Highest Bidder trilogy.
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- Part 2 of The Highest Bidder Universe
Bookmarked by The-Empress-of-Snark (uleanblue)
13 Apr 2026