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    “Alright, alright, settle down you two. Jesus Christ,” Dana mutters. “You’re worse than my fuckin’ kids.”

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    House is tricked into going on a team-building trip with his colleagues. He does far more bonding with Wilson than anyone else.

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    03 Oct 2024

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    "God, I could really go for getting my back blown out right about now," Logan comments, casual as anything, as if he were talking about the weather, or mentioning something they needed at the grocery store.

    Wade's brain flatlines.

    "H.wuh. What."

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    22 Sep 2024

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    Stan’s next shout feels more like a scream, desperate and frightened and tearing his throat on the way out: “Ford, please! Come on! Stanford, you can’t do this to me, not again—Stanford!”

    Something slams into him, and he hits the deck hard. His first instinct is, naturally, to punch—but he doesn’t get that far. As soon as he tries to scramble back to his feet, a knee wedges itself into his back and two hands seize tightly on his shoulders and press him down. A low, dangerous growl reverberates around him, and he freezes. Shit. Shit.

    ...are there werewolves this far out on the ocean?

    But when he cranes to see over his shoulder, he does not see a werewolf. Instead, he sees—

    “Ford?!”

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    28 Aug 2024

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    “Charles is basically the bride whisperer. It’s like he can read their minds.” (wedding planner AU)

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    25 Aug 2024