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So he supposes he should say it all escalated one month ago, when Remus brought up The Situation.
“You have a boyfriend?!” James exclaimed. “Why didn’t you tell us?!”
Sirius had sat there, frozen, as his worst nightmare unfolded before his very eyes.
Not only did Remus have a boyfriend, he was going to introduce him to his parents.
“Wha– no!” Remus replied, eyes darting between James and Sirius. “There is no boyfriend!”
Sirius and James were, quite understandably, confused. Until Remus explained The Situation again.
“Alright, from the top. My mam kept bugging me about not having a boyfriend,” Remus started, “and I felt bad about continually disappointing her, so I lied about having one. Yes, yes, I’m a terrible son for lying to her. I kept meaning to fake break-up with my fake boyfriend, but I just… it’d break her heart.”
“So… what’s the issue?” James asked.
“The issue is that it’s her sixtieth birthday next month, and now she’s insisting I bring my non-existent boyfriend to meet the family.”
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Sirius’s thoughts are a slow-moving, impending disaster. How he wants to pin Remus up against the cupboards, to crowd him into a corner; how he wants to intertwine their fingers, to brush his lips against Remus’s forehead, his jaw. Instead, he settles for ducking his head and sliding a finger through the belt loop of Remus's jeans—a ridiculous gesture so utterly intimate, even for the pair of them, that he only allows it because he’s just drunk enough.
“Stop stealing my bloody clothes, Lupin.” He says, very quietly.
Remus looks up at him, eyes dark, and murmurs pleasantly: “Better learn to do your own laundry then, Black. Consider it my fee.”
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It was an impossible thing, living with Remus Lupin--but Sirius was doing it anyway.
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11 Jan 2026
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This is a love story.
a fleabag (season two) au.
“We’re not going to have sex,” he says softly.
Sirius coughs out a laugh. Bites his lip and looks out to the water, looks back at Remus. Scrapes his fingernail over the sad sprog of green growing through a seam in the bridge wall. “We’re not?” he asks.
Remus smiles. “No. We’re not.”
“Not even - are you sure?” he asks, his heart beating, beating; it hurts in his chest, a metal door knocker against his ribs. He’s out of breath, he’s running down a highway for this man, he’s scraping his knees on the bitumen.
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How To Jeopardise Your Friendship With Remus Lupin by amberlink
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
27 Mar 2025
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It’s his sixth year at Hogwarts, and Remus Lupin has no intentions of making any major changes to his daily routine. He’s a creature of habit; of schedules and lists and predictability, and of comfort…when he has the option.
James Potter, however, has all the intentions of making major changes to Remus’s daily routine. It’s out of love, Remus knows this, but that doesn’t mean he has to like it.
And, as the year progresses, James isn’t the only one testing the boundaries of his friendship with Remus Lupin.
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14 Dec 2025