1 - 20 of 54 Bookmarks by unicorncryptid
Navigation
List of Bookmarks
-
(please) cut a six-inch valley through the middle of my soul by lizardhands
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
04 Jul 2026
Tags
Summary
"He's tapping his fingers together again. I know what he's thinking. He's thinking what I am thinking. But if either of us is going to say it, it's gotta be him. 'If it came down to it, I would be completely fine with you performing an invasive surgery on me', is something that would take possibly three more near-death experiences and another coma to grant me the resolve to say aloud."
Bookmarked by unicorncryptid
05 Jul 2026
Bookmarker's Tags:
Bookmarker's Notes
Work: (please) cut a six-inch valley through the middle of my soul
(please) cut a six-inch valley through the middle of my soul by lizardhands | Project Hail Mary (2026) Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
Summary
"He's tapping his fingers together again. I know what he's thinking. He's thinking what I am thinking. But if either of us is going to say it, it's gotta be him. 'If it came down to it, I would be completely fine with you performing an invasive surgery on me', is something that would take possibly three more near-death experiences and another coma to grant me the resolve to say aloud."
-
Design Thinking for Everyday Life by lyricl
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
09 May 2026
Tags
Summary
"So how humans pick partner?"
"Well, sexually speaking, I guess a lot of humans go off of looks,” said Grace. “Physical appearance.”
“Physical appearance!” Rocky was scandalized. “No good. Bad variable. Tell you nothing. Have to run experiment. Have to try.”
Bookmarked by unicorncryptid
04 Jul 2026
-
jumble sale chic by thevibesaresimplyatrocious
Fandom Daredevil (Comics), Daredevil (TV), Marvel (Comics), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
25 Sep 2022
- Words:
- 227,159
- Works:
- 2
- Bookmarks:
- 251
Bookmarked by unicorncryptid
12 Aug 2025
-
like a river flows by redlightofdawn
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
04 Jun 2020
Tags
Summary
Jaskier is no stranger to falling in love. In fact, he would call himself uniquely qualified in matters of the heart, given his roles as a bard, a poet and an accomplished appreciator of men, women and - well, all those under the sun, really, he’d always fancied himself an equal opportunity lover.
But falling for Geralt of Rivia still blindsides him.
His first, slightly hysterical thought, is that he has to stop sleeping with Geralt.
.
.
.
Or the one where Jaskier and Geralt have been fucking for years, when Jaskier realises he's in love. It all goes downhill from there.- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 9,513
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 3
- Comments:
- 128
- Kudos:
- 2,083
- Bookmarks:
- 396
- Hits:
- 14,804
Bookmarked by unicorncryptid
26 Jul 2024
-
A Girl Who Knows What's Best by thebodydies
Fandoms: My Adventures with Superman (Cartoon), Superman - All Media Types
16 Aug 2023
Tags
Summary
How does Superman have sex with a human woman?
However she wants.
Bookmarked by unicorncryptid
22 Nov 2023
Bookmarker's Notes
deliciously filthy and so in character I could cry.
-
Tags
Summary
Hob saw two things immediately, obvious as anything, in what he felt distantly sure must be the wrong order.
The stranger was surpassing handsome: tall as he was, but lean where Hob was broad, with pale skin, black hair as long as a maiden’s, eyes as sharp and bright as the bite of water in winter, and a mouth that made him think, suddenly and irrationally, of wild roses; and more was the pity for all of it, because the other thing, the thing Hob ought to have noticed first, was that he was staring at Hob like he meant to kill him.
In which Hob and Dream make poor first impressions, become fuck buddies, and, somewhere along the way, start trying to save one another. Out of friendship, of course. A love story.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 60,443
- Chapters:
- 12/12
- Comments:
- 1,283
- Kudos:
- 1,141
- Bookmarks:
- 343
- Hits:
- 26,878
Bookmarked by unicorncryptid
08 Nov 2023
-
Tags
Summary
The meat suit ages around him. He can feel it grow every passing year, stretching and contorting over a too-big entity.
The original soul died far before it was born into this world. It allowed him to step in and takes its place. His brethren are like vines that choke out trees, retaining their shape even as the mighty oaks or pines wither and die beneath them.
He is like a weed with a lovely flower atop it. Mistaken for something meant for a bouquet, but even when identified, still plucked for flower crowns or innocent gifts.
+++
He calls himself Jaskier.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 22,928
- Chapters:
- 6/?
- Comments:
- 174
- Kudos:
- 1,565
- Bookmarks:
- 474
- Hits:
- 14,230
Bookmarked by unicorncryptid
14 Oct 2023
Bookmarker's Notes
perhaps permanently unfinished but what's here is amazing.
-
Tags
Summary
“Do you want me to tell you a story?” Megatron said mockingly. “You won’t like it, Prime. It’s not a very nice one.”
Series
- Part 7 of Transformers works
- Part 2 of Astolat Sampler
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 37,187
- Chapters:
- 3/3
- Comments:
- 660
- Kudos:
- 7,303
- Bookmarks:
- 2,051
- Hits:
- 129,858
Bookmarked by unicorncryptid
19 Sep 2023
-
Summary
In 1689, Hob Gadling and Dream meet once more, after Hob has lost everything. That night, their meeting goes on longer than expected when the conversation turns to what it means to live, to lose, and to be the fathers of dead sons. Unable to bear the thought of sending a man who so echoes Dream's own grief back into the night alone, Dream breaks his own rule and invites Hob to stay with him for a time, at least until he can get back on his feet.
The story of two grief-stricken, divorced, and widowed fathers to sons they lost too young truly seeing one another and there, at their lowest point, doing their best to put themselves and each other back together.
In the upcoming sequel, "Keeping Sanctuary" we follow Hob and Dream from 1690 to the modern era, and see how a small change to one centennial meeting would alter their lives forever.
- Words:
- 170,663
- Works:
- 1
- Bookmarks:
- 119
Bookmarked by unicorncryptid
14 Jul 2023
-
A Tale Only You Can Hear by FrankNFurter420
Fandoms: The Sandman (Comics), The Sandman (TV 2022)
10 Oct 2022
Tags
Summary
“To pledge honesty for love is an unpredictable path, where the possible reward is seldom worth the risk of injury on the way. You are a brave man, Hob Gadling, if also hopelessly naive.”
Hob just got dumped.
It's fine, nothing that hasn't happened before, but it hurts. At least he has a good friend to help him through it. But his friend is struggling with his own shadows, and is counting on Hob to help him through it, too, even if he won't admit it.
Perhaps this is an opportunity. Perhaps they can finally learn how to be better friends for each other. And perhaps, if Hob just plays his cards right, he will even get to figure out who exactly his friend is.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 23,840
- Chapters:
- 8/10
- Comments:
- 205
- Kudos:
- 1,166
- Bookmarks:
- 235
- Hits:
- 14,804
Bookmarked by unicorncryptid
21 Sep 2022
Bookmarker's Tags:
Bookmarker's Notes
slow burn, deals with Dream's very understandable trauma from his imprisonment but overall is still very sweet.
-
Summary
"He does not wish your friendship, Hob Gadling. He wishes to bed you."
"He—" Hob cuts himself off, head tilting slightly like the new information needs just a second to process. Dream wonders when he began to find this kind of confusion more endearing than a test of his patience.
In which Dream begins to feel things and it goes about as well as you would expect.
- Words:
- 19,790
- Works:
- 3
- Bookmarks:
- 522
Bookmarked by unicorncryptid
15 Sep 2022
Bookmarker's Notes
sweet and earnest. an immortal idiot slowly realises he's already fallen in love.
-
Tags
Summary
“So do you have a name?”
“Yeah.” The man who had saved his life less than an hour ago – the white-haired, absurdly buff, weirdly sexy man Jaskier might have called taciturn if he was feeling charitable and surly if he was feeling less so – dug into his second burger.
Jaskier waited. “Are… you going to tell me what it is?”
The man paused mid-bite, and looked at him reproachfully as if to say how dare you. How dare you interrupt me. Can’t you see I’m enjoying my cheeseburger. Can’t you see this cheeseburger is the most important thing in my life right at the moment. He swallowed, and said, “Geralt.”
It turns out almost getting eaten by a werewolf can make your whole life go careening off in a new, terrifying, wondrous, artistically flourishing direction. Who knew?
-
go and get your hands dirty by furiosophie
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, The Mandalorian (TV), Star Wars Original Trilogy
17 Oct 2021
Tags
Summary
There is an agonizing moment where DIn feels Luke’s body tense beneath him, his muscles flexing in a way that makes him sure Luke is about to punch or at least push him away, but then something shifts behind Luke’s eyes, as if he recognized the fear in Din's, and before Din can form another coherent thought Luke crushes their lips together and kisses him as if his life depends on it.
---
Din meets Luke twice a day, five days a week, in a way that’s casual, predictable, impersonal - Until that one day where he meets him by accident, in the middle of the night in a way that's neither.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 74,429
- Chapters:
- 11/11
- Comments:
- 608
- Kudos:
- 2,412
- Bookmarks:
- 592
- Hits:
- 38,015
Bookmarked by unicorncryptid
08 Nov 2021
Bookmarker's Notes
Flawless AU, messy and complicated relationship with a hard won happy ending.
-
Which alters when it alteration finds by bironic for boywonder
Fandoms: Beauty and the Beast (1991), Beauty and the Beast - All Media Types
15 Dec 2015
Tags
Summary
Belle fell in love with the Beast. What if she isn't as into him as a human?
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 5,653
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 2
- Comments:
- 140
- Kudos:
- 3,781
- Bookmarks:
- 595
- Hits:
- 52,911
Bookmarked by unicorncryptid
06 Sep 2021
Bookmarker's Notes
Belle's a furry and it's absolutely magical. 11/10 would get cursed again.
-
oh the things we left behind by furiosophie
Fandoms: Star Wars Original Trilogy, The Mandalorian (TV), Star Wars - All Media Types
04 May 2021
Tags
Summary
After he commits every single weapon in the hold to memory, Din finds himself cataloging more and more things about Skywalker instead, small observations that carve out a space in his mind unbidden.
---
As much as Din likes to tell himself that he’s just been taking a well-deserved break, the truth is that for the six months following their daring rescue he’s been nothing but truly and utterly lost. That is until Luke Skywalker gives him a ship and hires him to help figure out what the hell the Empire needed the Child’s blood for.
As they drift through the empty void of hyperspace, they slowly find unexpected companions in each other and realize their respective paths might not be as set as they once thought.
Series
- Part 1 of oh the things that shine bright
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 103,615
- Chapters:
- 8/8
- Comments:
- 1,138
- Kudos:
- 6,728
- Bookmarks:
- 2,256
- Hits:
- 164,495
Bookmarked by unicorncryptid
03 Sep 2021
Bookmarker's Notes
Luke needs therapy and Din is haunted. Best kind of angst with a happy ending
-
Summary
In September of 1971, Severus Snape finds a forgotten portrait of the Slytherin family in a dark corner of the Slytherin Common Room. At the time, he has no idea that talking portrait will affect the rest of his life.
On 31st July 1995, Harry Potter disappears from Little Whinging a few minutes after midnight. The means of his departure are unfathomable, and the Order's only relief in their concern is the fact that Voldemort was not responsible.
The rest of Wizarding Britain is too busy tearing down their Wizarding Savior via the press to be much concerned, at least until certain Slytherin allies decide that enough is fucking well enough.
- Words:
- 363,288
- Works:
- 3
- Bookmarks:
- 4,024
-
Dangerous Dreams by shirozora
Fandom Star Wars, Star Wars - All Media Types, The Mandalorian (TV)
14 Jan 2025
Summary
The future of Mandalore is in his hands, no matter what Din Djarin actually wants. While picking up jobs to pay off a new gunship, he runs into the Jedi again and learns that he too holds the future of his kind in his. In the shadow of a fallen empire and the light of a nascent republic, they begin to rebuild what was lost-- their peoples, their cultures, their histories, and each other.
"To want something for yourself, that is a dangerous dream."
- Words:
- 269,330
- Works:
- 4
- Bookmarks:
- 718
Bookmarked by unicorncryptid
30 Apr 2021
-
Another Time, Again by aileenrose
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
17 Sep 2020
Tags
Summary
When Geralt loses his memories, it might be up to a strange bard to help him regain them. As Geralt travels the continent with Jaskier, he starts to wonder if he's lost something else, too.
Or, obligatory amnesia fic.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 14,791
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 4
- Comments:
- 147
- Kudos:
- 4,165
- Bookmarks:
- 901
- Hits:
- 33,509
Bookmarked by unicorncryptid
20 Jan 2021
-
Tags
Summary
Inspired by Spencer B’s ballet AU
Jaskier was a child prodigy who burned out before he was sixteen. Now he's going from job to job with no aim in life until he meets Geralt Rivia - the famously strong ballet dancer who has also fallen from grace after an accident that he still blames himself for.
Geralt sees a potential dance partner in Jaskier and maybe even a chance for redemption. Jaskier, meanwhile, just wants to get laid.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 22,032
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Comments:
- 334
- Kudos:
- 1,965
- Bookmarks:
- 575
- Hits:
- 17,898
Bookmarked by unicorncryptid
20 Jan 2021
-
Tags
Summary
"You'll change your mind one day," says the innkeep. "The road can't love you back."
What a strange way to flatten something so beautiful, Jaskier thinks. What a small way to love.
Or: When Jaskier is hit with a curse that prevents him from having sex, he's lucky that the first person he meets is a Witcher. It's even luckier that Jaskier is used to hitting the road, because Geralt isn't waiting up.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 61,234
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 4
- Comments:
- 480
- Kudos:
- 5,047
- Bookmarks:
- 1,767
- Hits:
- 52,520
Bookmarked by unicorncryptid
20 Jan 2021
Bookmarker's Notes
I am utterly without words for how beautiful this is.