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    Tenna has lost everything: his studio, his home, his lightners, and nearly his life. Despite it all, Tenna remembers being repaired, and he is certain beyond any doubt that Spamton is the one that saved him. But why would he leave, just to come back now?

    Meanwhile, Spamton is changing. Again. An inky blackness is tearing him to pieces and leaving him fully undone. He wants to find a way to make things right with Tenna, but somewhere, in the back of his mind, a phone is still ringing.

    In order for them to move forward, it seems like they are both going to have to look back.

    Why can't the universe just leave them alone?

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    04 May 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 36

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    Po makes it to the Dragon Warrior Tournament. Early. With the noodle cart. He is still the Dragon Warrior.

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    14 Apr 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 10

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    Sly has finally done it. He has avenged his father, stolen back the Thievius Raccoonus, and staked his claim as the next great master thief in the long history of his family name. It feels absolutely fantastic.

    That high lasts just over a month.

    AKA: The (7) Stages Of Sly

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    27 Mar 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 88

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    When Dib Membrane sets out to retrieve two bizarre cores orbiting the moon, firmly believing the talking metal spheres are alien in origin, he could never be prepared for what they would lead him to: a missing test subject, an irksome kidnapped alien, a sprawling deathtrap of an underground laboratory, a godlike AI with a vendetta against the cores, and secrets about himself that he'd never dared to acknowledge. If he is to escape with his life, and the lives of those he's gathered along the way, he must confront it all.

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    22 Feb 2026

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    “You, uh. Sure know your way around a CRT,” Tenna says. “I didn’t know you were a mechanic.”

    “I sell cars,” Spamton had replied, back when Tenna was addressing him. “If you talk [Big] with nothing to back it up, people think you’re a hack.”

    “Well,” Tenna said, “are you?”

    Spamton sprayed the compressed air into his smug face.

    That would have been preferable to drowning in insulation foam and getting licked clean by a clown (“HANDS OFF THE [[Officil Merchandise]]!!”). Jevil’s nuisance was missed as soon it was over though, because then all he had was the realization that that was his last chance. To do what, he isn’t sure. To demand an apology. To explain why he ran away. To scream at him. To break that stupid screen himself, just to get it over with, and crawl inside there never to emerge. Then at least they’d be together.

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    An unseen, silent, approximately 4 foot tall individual takes it upon himself to fix the fallen Lord of the Screens. To raise a middle finger to the mysterious phone-calling, prophecy-defining benefactor who screwed him over and made him a living puppet, of course. No other reason.

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    16 Aug 2025