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Pen & Ink sketch (w/ some colored pencils) of a Femslash Tomarry non-magical high school AU scene. Cheerleader Harry (Harriet) + top student Tom (Tamsin) going at it in true teenager love/hate hormonal fashion.
Those short skirts and all those gymnastics must be good for something, right?
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Welcome to Omega, Mr. Black by valdemort
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Mass Effect
01 Sep 2018
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Death offers his Master a way to escape from the forces controlling him in the wizarding world.
Harry probably should've asked for a better explanation on just what Death was going to do to him in the process.
Or what sh*t storm Death was going to throw him into.
Harry Potter/Mass Effect Trilogy Crossover
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Evil Author Day 2018 by valdemort
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, The Dresden Files - Jim Butcher
15 Feb 2018
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Beginnings and pieces of some of the WIPs that I'd like to offer up to this year's Evil Author Day. Some of these will get finished, many of them I hope will, but no guarantees when or if any of them will. Each chapter will be a different fic, with chapter titles giving a rough idea what's going on. Most are single-fandom stories, some will be crossovers. Several of these were spawned by prompts on the AvengerKink meme.
Stories that would be rated E later on won't be posted to that point yet, so this is probably a M to be safest. Enjoy!
Fics are either Avengers, or HP/Dresden Files crossover
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::Well, well, well,:: Fawkes trilled, and surprisingly enough Lily could understand him. ::I dare say it's been a good 2-3 centuries since the last group of blessed ones managed this. The Heads appear to have chosen well this time. Nicely done.::
Lily, Severus, Xenophilius, and Pandora find themselves unexpectedly gifted with an array of new magical abilities and powers, and try and make sense of them and the responsibilities that go along with said powers. All while still maintaining the heavy workload of their last three years of Hogwarts, and at least in the first two's case dodging the (not always wanted) attentions of the Marauders.
Starts immediately after the first fic in this series and runs to the end of the First Voldemort War.
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- Part 2 of The Blessed of Hogwarts
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Times like this, Minerva McGonagall wished she’d never taken the teaching job at Hogwarts.
She steeled her mind for the upcoming—dark, necessary, bloody, helpful, terrifying—ritual, attempting to ignore the roiling in her gut. There was a reason she’d had little appetite today, everything she’d tried to eat turning to ash in her mouth.
Where Lily and Severus find themselves unwilling participants in a ritual, in the Forbidden Forest, at midnight on the new moon.
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- Part 1 of The Blessed of Hogwarts
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After Lily, Severus, and two other students find themselves the unwilling participants in a dark, bloody ritual, how will they come to terms with their new, expanded magical abilities and the consequences thereof? While at the same time finishing their last three years at Hogwarts and get dragged into getting involved in a war against the Dark Lord Voldemort.
Starts with Marauders' era 5th year of school and continues through Harry's school years.
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Avengers Mansion Challenges by s_alt, valdemort
Fandom The Avengers (2012), The Avengers - All Fandoms, The Avengers - Ambiguous Fandom
20 Oct 2012
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A variety of loosely related stories mentally set in roughly the same 'verse, all created from the same writing game described in #1 and cleaned to be a story.
Some will be fluffier than others, we seem to be getting darker as we keep writing these! All are fun, though.
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Once More, With Feeling by Love_all_the_fandoms for railou
Fandoms: Dungeon Crawler Carl Series - Matt Dinniman
18 Apr 2026
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This is part of the Carl's Birthday Trauma Gift Exchange. The request was for time shenanigans, so here we go... and go... and go!
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Bookmarked by valdemort
08 Jul 2026
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New Achievement! You’ve Discovered Sex Pollen! by Rowan_555
Fandoms: Dungeon Crawler Carl Series - Matt Dinniman
13 Jan 2026
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It wasn’t that she was angry at him. She really wasn’t. Frustrated? Maybe. But angry? No. At least she didn’t think so. Not most of the time.
The truth was Carl was impulsive, single-minded, and if she was being perfectly honest, a bit of a backseat dungeon crawler. And, after all these weeks in close quarters, spending time grinding and fighting and working as a team, he was still so… so….
She sighed. Unaffected. Completely unaffected by her presence. She might as well be a potted plant! And unfortunately for Katia, she’d found herself growing more and more affected by his proximity as the days ticked by.
Set during Gate of the Feral Gods. Spoilers up to that book. A few very tiny spoilers for book 7 in chapter three, not significant, just a fun fact or two.
Bookmarked by valdemort
08 Jul 2026
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The Eye of Crawler #4,122. “Carl.” by railou
Fandoms: Dungeon Crawler Carl Series - Matt Dinniman
02 Mar 2025
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No. No.
I healed myself again. Darkness continued to press against me, relentless. Raul yelled something. He was getting closer; I could tell by his voice. My health kept stuttering, despite the heals.
My eyes, I thought. It was the only thing I could focus on. There was just too much going on, and none of it mattered. I was dead. Without sight, I was dead. Donut was dead.
Carl loses both of his eyes during a battle. The situation seems hopeless, but the dungeon is not done with him yet.
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- Part 5 of DCC Oneshots
Bookmarked by valdemort
07 Jul 2026
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ERROR CODE: TERM NOT RECOGNIZED by the_hemlocked
Fandoms: Dungeon Crawler Carl Series - Matt Dinniman
22 Aug 2025
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“As far as I can tell,” you say, “there is currently one person in here that could hope to know what the fuck that feels like, even just a little. He also has very beautiful feet, and he’s very good at killing things, which are like, my two biggest kinks.”
(A System AI character study.)
Bookmarked by valdemort
07 Jul 2026
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Bend but don't break by Endlesswaltz8
Fandoms: Dungeon Crawler Carl Series - Matt Dinniman
12 Oct 2025
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After a humiliating incident in his bathroom, Carl gets an interesting reward that comes with great advantages, but also one mortifying feature: the Daddy Bar.
Bookmarked by valdemort
03 Jul 2026