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The internet gets confirmation: Shane Hollander has a girlfriend. Called Lily.
Ever considered how many Lilys there are in North America? Or how many people with parasocial delusions?
Twitter is flooded with #findLily pretenders.
@insomniac_bookworm42 | Did you learn Photoshop at one of those free “Computers for Senior Citizens” classes at the library?
@insomniac_bookworm42 | If not, you should ask for a refund
@preoccupied_educator | this is insulting to those of us who make weird self-insert clout chasing parasocial photoshopped pictures of ourselves with celebrities for a living
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20 Jun 2026
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Shane could deny it – he could try to pretend the man in the audio whimpering for more isn’t him, that it’s a scam, that it was fake or edited. He could get lawyers involved, or take it to the press before anything leaks and control the narrative himself. But he doesn’t know how much more the blackmailer has, and he can’t risk Ilya getting outed or deported or – well, he can’t risk Ilya.
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14 Jun 2026
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my momsold me to Scott Hunter, a Shane Hollander fanfiction by luulapants, mockspeed
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
04 May 2026
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Oh my god, I didn't know there were any copies of this left on the internet. For those who don't know, this is like. This is a foundational text of hockey RPF. This is from before hockey RPF was really a thing even. It's from the mid-aughts and wasn't posted to a fanfiction website. Instead, OP dropped this insane RPF manifesto onto a normal ass hockey fan forum (which no longer exists) then deleted their account like two days later. Just handed this to a bunch of jocks and hockey bros and dipped. Legendary shit. Like, I don't think this kid even knew what fanfiction was, the fucking hand of god just compelled him to write about being an MLH player's sex slave and show it to the world. I pray every day that this insane child actually made it to the MLH and got to meet Scott Hunter.
So maybe Shane had a little crush on Scott Hunter in his younger years. So maybe he anonymously posted online about it once. So maybe it had become an internet legend and a running joke in the MLH.
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12 Jun 2026
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Rozanov made a dismissive noise. “No, no, I will pick you up. Send me your address.”
“I’m not giving you my home address.”
“Why not!”
“Because you’ll probably post it on social media to psych me out before our next game.”
That made Rozanov laugh. “It is good idea,” he said. Stopped laughing. Started again. Blew out a breath like he had to get himself together. “I might do this to you,” he allowed, “but you have nice boyfriend living with you now. I would not do this to him. You are safe.”
In which Ilya Rozanov adopts himself into Scott and Kip's household and refuses to leave. Kip finds this very sweet. Scott is going to kill him.
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11 Jun 2026
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all hockey players should probably be on medical leave, especially 🎶 when your legs don’t work like they used to before 🎶
no but: how to platonically flirt/harass your elders into adopting you — even when you’re the most annoying baby gay menace the world has ever known
or: how ilya rozanov imprinted on scott hunter. secretly and against his better judgment scott actually liked it
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Abolish private property by fonduebroski314 (anon_carrots)
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
24 May 2026
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Haley
Hi Shane! Just messaging about our heater again. Do you think we could get it fixed today?
Shane
So sorry for the late reply, Haley! I’m at the Olympics and my time zones are all messed up. Messaged my HVAC guy and he’ll be there in the morning.Haley
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Wtf?
Katie
Is this guy fr???Or: the trials and tribulations of renting from Shane Hollander.
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11 Jun 2026
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when you just want to have sex with your secret boyfriend in peace but accidentally become a landlord because what do you mean you’d let the rest of the apartments stay empty there’s a housing crisis you’re not inhumane just ridiculously rich and horny !!!