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    Four times Shane Hollander held a masterclass in spoiling your partner. And the one time Yuna Hollander learns that Shane definitely learned how to love from David.

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    16 Jul 2026

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    A bunch of my Ilya headcanons turned into fics, all you need to know is that this man is absolutely unhinged.

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    16 Jul 2026

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    15 Jul 2026

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    Following his injury and stay at his parents' house, Shane Hollander is bored out of his mind.

    A conversation with his best friends turned out unsuccessful and when he then talked to his not-yet boyfriend about it, Ilya has the brilliant idea to have him added to the Boston Raiders WAGs group chat.

    Hopefully they can help?

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    15 Jul 2026

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    Marlow: …wait, you all know??

    Carmichael: That our boy is mad in love with Hollander? Yeah we do.

    Marlow: WHAT! HOW?? I thought I was the only one who knew!!

    Connors: I was grabbing ice in a hotel hallway a couple years ago and literally watched Roz tip toe from the elevator straight into Hollander’s room…like they weren’t slick at all

    Marlow: …

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    January 2017. The Boston Raiders and the Montreal Metros are sick of their captains moping around about each other (yes, they know, they’re not stupid and their captains aren’t as subtle as they think). Fueled by a desire to fix whatever went wrong between the two, Cliff Marlow reaches out to Hayden Pike, and a plan is formed…

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    In which the Boston team ft. Hayden Pike join forces to get their captains back together, are inspired by that one webcam confession scene in High School Musical, and luckily Ilya Rozanov doesn’t fumble the opportunity the way Troy Bolton did.

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    15 Jul 2026

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    Bood:
    Have you looked through our schedule yet?

    Rozanov:
    Shane is dissecting it now
    I know better than to interrupt calendar time
    Or I won’t get my reward

    Bood:
    Not touching that
    Look at our first road day off

    Rozanov:
    Are we going to be stuck in Winnipeg for three days again?
    I will sue

    Hollander:
    Oh God

    Rozanov:
    What???

    Bood:
    We have a day and a half off in Las Vegas
    On Halloween
    Y’all are sorting out the bail funds right? With all that endorsement money

    Hollander:
    Maybe it won’t be that bad?
    Our guys party a lot less than the rest of the league

    Rozanov:
    You have met Bergy and Young, yes?

    Bood:
    Don’t forget Pointy
    And Dillon
    Honestly Haasy could be a wild card too
    Rozanov:
    Do not worry Shane
    Will be good practice for having kids, yes?
    Drunk hockey players are just large toddlers

    Hollander:
    It’s going to be a nightmare

    Bood:
    Lmao yep we’re so cooked 😂

    ______

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    The Centaurs have a night off in Las Vegas on Halloween. It goes about as well as one would expect. Told through group chats and social media posts

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    15 Jul 2026

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    Shane wished that he and Ilya had woken up that morning in Saskatchewan in 2008. Before anyone knew who they were. Before they became numbers instead of men. Shane would have kissed him against the rusted sheet metal and the No Smoking sign. He wouldn't have wasted any moment in any timeline. He'd go back again and again, kiss him and beg for forgiveness. And when he had been through every possible iteration, he would find a way to go back, fall to Ilya's feet and beg for forgiveness one more time. Then he would look into a mirror and try to ask for his own. But he hadn’t. And they couldn’t. This was the hand they had been dealt.

    Or: It's January, 2019 and Shane Hollander can see that the world's view of Rozanov is slowly killing the real Ilya. Roger Crowell orders them to be quiet and capitalise off the attention using Shane's golden image, which fans think is being ruined by association. Shane decides there is no better way to free Ilya now than to simply become the biggest PR nightmare the MLH has ever faced. Shane thinks it might even be fun.

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    15 Jul 2026

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    15 Jul 2026

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    Marley: maybe he'll reach out to you again
    Marley: i'm optimistic!! 💪
    Marley: roz?
    Marley: hello?
    Marley: did i say something wrong?
    Roz: how do you know?
    Marley: know what?
    Roz: that jane is a man?
    Marley: what?

    In October 2016, Cliff Marlow accidentally becomes the keeper of the biggest secret in the Hockey world. All because of a typo.

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    15 Jul 2026

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    What if one of the Centaurs speaks Russian and accidentally overhears every time Ilya speaks to his mysterious Montreal Jane?

    or: Nick Chouinard is half-Russian and hears many things he never wanted to hear.

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    15 Jul 2026

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    Luca Haas discovers the biggest Hollanov fanfic writer on the internet is actually Ilya Rozanov.

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    15 Jul 2026

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    15 Jul 2026

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    “Hollander.” Shane’s head snaps back to his left. Ilya is much closer, pace slightly hurried. “Come here.” His voice sort of mimics the way one would talk to an animal paralyzed in fight-or-flight. Shane is not sure what to make of that.

    He slowly turns his head in the opposite direction, where his vision tunnels on the door for the stairwell. It almost glows like a special item in a video game, like a hint. Without giving himself time to doubt, he bolts.

    “Wha- Hollander, what the fuck!” Ilya shouts in audible disbelief, and Shane distinctly hears matching thuds of frantic footsteps behind him; Ilya is chasing after him. Shane runs faster, positively sprinting at this point. He’s the fastest skater in the NHL right now. He can do this. He flings the door open and bounds down the steps two at a time, hitting the walls with each turn of a corner. If he eats shit on this filthy floor and embarrasses himself in front of Ilya, he thinks, he’ll never let himself see the light of day ever again.

    or alternatively, in which Shane accidentally sends the text, and Ilya chases after him. Like, actually chases after him.

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    15 Jul 2026

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    It clicks.

    The reason why Rozanov was acting so fucking weird, why he was only checking on his rival so late at night, why Rozanov didn’t want Marlow to even have a glimpse into what was behind that door.

    Holy shit.

     

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    In which a single misunderstanding spirals into becoming the MHL's greatest secret: Shane Hollander is pregnant.

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    15 Jul 2026

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    First year rookie Eric Whittaker makes the mistake of publically challenging Shane Hollander's throne as no. 1 player, he is not prepared for Shane to then skate circles around him and break his ankles (metaphorically).

    Or, Shane Hollander thrashes a yappy rookie because he's in a devious fuck around and find out mood while Ilya is in the back cackling and shaking his pompoms for his man

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    15 Jul 2026

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    “Well there’s something you really don’t expect to see, especially after the final whistle”.

    Shane Hollander had always been known for being the golden boy of the NHL, wicked skills and a genuinely nice person, he is beloved by all. Which is why no one is prepared to witness their precious golden boy beat Scott Hunter vicously in a fight following their game.

    Or, Scott Hunter get's his ass beaten by Shane Hollander after his response to Shane's chirping goes too far. Then Ilya takes care of Shane and Kip chews Scott out for being an asshole

    An alternate storyline to the fight scene in Episode 3 of Heated Rivalry, in which Shane Hollander is also badass, not just precious.

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    15 Jul 2026

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    The NHL keeps a Central Registry of every team’s Emergency Backup Goaltender, or EBUG, an individual who must be prepared to play for either the home or visiting team should both goalies be taken out of commission. When the Registry was digitized in the mid 90’s a clerical error was made, and David Hollander has remained on file as Montreal’s EBUG. When Boston plays a preseason game in Montreal at the beginning of the 2017/2018 season, both of their goalies are taken out and David Hollander suddenly finds himself in the net in Boston black and yellow.

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    15 Jul 2026

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    15 Jul 2026

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    CENTAURS GROUP CHAT

    [July 26th, 2:49 AM]

    Young:
    [Image Description - Young, LaPointe, and Holmberg posing together shirtless. All 3 have brand new large Centaurs tattoos on their ribs. They are clearly hammered in the picture]
    TATTTTTEEEEDDDDDD

    LaPointe:
    yu are my brothrrs for liiiiifeeefe allll of u shud be heeereeee

    Holmberg:
    YESSSSSS WE MISS YOU
    Get your asses to Mexicooooooo rn
    ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

    Young:
    CENS CENS CENS CENS CENS

    _____________________________________

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    It's the Summer of 2022, and the Ottawa Centaurs have just won their first ever Stanley Cup. Shane and Ilya may be having a perfectly boring summer at the Cottage, but parenting their rookies via group chat is keeping them on their toes.

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    15 Jul 2026

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    Robin Goodfellow (n.)
    Definition: a mischievous sprite in English folklore.
    AKA: Puck from Midsummer Night's Dream by William Shakespeare

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    Shane shows off how mischievous he could be.

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    15 Jul 2026

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