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    In the summer before his fifth year at Hogwarts, Harry is drawn to a room in Grimmauld Place. Like the Gryffindor he is, he enters the room without fear. The room is a library, and Harry is surprised to find that he’s eager to learn.

    Then he gets the bad news: he’s been accidentally expelled from Hogwarts, and he needs to be sorted again. Everyone is confident that he’ll go straight back to Gryffindor, but with what he's been learning, Harry’s not so sure.

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  2. Public Bookmark 84

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    While all the adults in Harry’s life have failed him, he has to take it upon himself to keep out of trouble, developing a cunning brain whose only instinct is to survive. Newly sorted into Slytherin and disliked by the first nice people he’s met in a long time, Harry has to adapt to this new environment and perhaps make a few friends along the way.

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    Slytherin Harry, giving the Slytherins actual personalities and not just calling them all evil, lots of trauma, I'm so sorry Harry, DUMBLEDORE SLANDER!! Basically just a Harry Potter rewrite with Slytherin Harry!

    Also, if there are any inconsistencies from the book, no there aren't :D. I make the rules now. I'm slightly unsure of any of the Slytherins' personalities, seeing as most of them are majorly fanon, so sorry if they seem OOC. I'm just writing them as I imagine they'd be.

    FUCK JKR!!!

    (edit note: For most of Year 1 and 2, the plot will be pretty canon-compliant. After that, it'll end up diverging more.)

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    09 Jul 2026

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    What if Severus Snape had taken pity on Harry Potter? What if he had told him the truth at the end of his sixth year? The truth is that he is a Horcrux and that as part of Dumbledore's grand plan, he will have to sacrifice himself to kill the Dark Lord.

    Well, the trouble was, telling him the truth seemed like a great idea at the time, but it really didn't go the way Snape wanted it to. He realised that the minute Albus Dumbledore mysteriously dropped dead, but by the time Harry comes back to Hogwarts as Head Boy for his final year, the rest of the world know it too. His new tattoo has as much meaning as the baby Basilisk around his shoulders and nobody, even those he was formerly friends with, wants to mess with him.

    Now that he has Harry on side, can Voldemort win the war that so many said he was destined to lose?

    Only time will tell.

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    09 Jul 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 73

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    After a courtroom decision binds convicted Death Eater Draco Malfoy to Harry Potter beneath an archaic Custodial Binding, neither of them expects what the magic becomes when something darker slips into its casting. It was meant to restrain a prisoner. But magic built on intention is dangerous in the hands of desperate people.

    Isolated within Malfoy Manor with only Harry and the house-elves, something inside Draco begins to slowly corrode. And soon it's difficult to tell which parts of himself are simply reflections of Harry's desires and which parts are still his own.

    Dark Romance/Gothic Horror

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    When Harry fails to keep his anger at bay and Voldemort possesses his mind, the events that follow lead him down a long road to realizing the world isn't as black and white as it seems.

    Chaos, hilarity, and tragedy ensue with a Dark Lord being honest all the time, a rival becoming something else, and a world demanding to be saved. Featuring frightened Death Eaters, deep conversations with a monster, Pureblood traditions being ridiculous, and the fight to do the right thing with no true options.

    Harry's life just gets more and more bizarre with each passing moment.

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    Or, the one where Harry's life gets split in half, and he has to figure out how to bring it back together.

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    09 Jul 2026

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