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“So, yeah,” Matt says once their dicks are out. “Yeah, and, as an aside, cool thing about guys is that it’s not really gay until you touch someone else’s dick.”
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22 Jun 2026
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why tonight, why tonight? by onthecrescentofthehill
Fandoms: Nirvanna the Band the Show (Canada TV 2017)
20 Apr 2026
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“I met a dental hygienist that was wearing a dog collar when we first got here, we danced and then he gave me a mint from a little baggy. It made sense that he’d carry those around, but then…” He just shrugs.
“Oh, Birdie,” He laughs, but it’s desperate, like a cry for help from the bottom of a well. “Was it - minty?” His voice sounds three octaves too high.
“I couldn’t tell. It’s so loud in here.”---
Matt and Jay plan to enthrall the Rivoli’s new booking agent at a gay club. Jay accidentally takes ecstasy thinking it's a breath mint, and Matt is subjected to torments previously unique to the trenches of WWI. It's going to be a long, long night.
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22 Jun 2026
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touch you where i want to (there, there, there, there, there) by ingydar
Fandoms: Nirvanna the Band the Show (Canada TV 2017)
15 Jun 2026
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A lot of things have to happen for them to end up where they are right now, in Jay’s bed, mouth to mouth like they’re simultaneously being resuscitated.
OR: “He tried to put it in my ass,” Jay mumbled.
“Right… And that’s bad?”
Jay scowled at her. “Yes. Obviously. I don’t do that.”
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21 Jun 2026
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LORDS OF TRESSERHORN by RepeatableHuge
Fandoms: Nirvanna the Band the Show (Canada TV 2017)
15 Jun 2026
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“What? You don't wanna become a man tonight? Or…make me a man?” He's yelling over the music, the mechanical sounds of the arcade. Jay genuinely wants to die.
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18 Jun 2026
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i wish you'd talk, talk, wish you'd talk, talk, wish you'd talk, talk, wish you'd just talk to me by ingydar
Fandoms: Nirvanna the Band the Show (Canada TV 2017)
08 Jun 2026
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“This is actually,” Matt says, laughing dryly, “kind of a ridiculous conversation, eh?”
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08 Jun 2026
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share a life by sillylittlehat
Fandoms: Nirvanna the Band the Show (Canada TV 2017), Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie (2025)
02 Jun 2026
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2008!Matt/2025!Jay or 2008!Jay/2025!Matt? Why not both, at the same time?
“Oh, Jaybird, no way,” he rubs his face, shaking his head.
“It would be hot, though,” Jay’s smile is so wide. “I know he definitely wants it, and you can’t tell me you aren’t at least curious.”
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03 Jun 2026
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Jay is seeking something more out of their burgeoning sex life, but he's frustrated by Matt's lack of stamina. They end up at a sex shop, hoping to purchase something that will help.
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02 Jun 2026
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what nirvanna the band did y'all watch by drrobertabobbystan
Fandoms: Nirvanna the Band the Show (Canada TV 2017)
19 May 2026
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girl!mattjay webseries era sketches
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19 May 2026
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shock, shift and shake off by onthecrescentofthehill
Fandoms: Nirvanna the Band the Show (Canada TV 2017)
04 May 2026
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“My mind is a black box, even to myself.” He shrugs.
“You’d tell me though, if something was super fucked up?” Jay says, letting go of him.
“You know me, man. If something was even a little fucked up, you think I’d shut up about it?”
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Matt comes to a realization, makes a plan, and Jay doesn't really notice at first.Bookmarked by walcott
17 May 2026
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i want catharsis, no, i want love by ingydar
Fandoms: Nirvanna the Band the Show (Canada TV 2017)
10 May 2026
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Matt has been dyking out her whole life, basically. It’s not exactly a secret. It’s on Jay that she hasn’t been able to see it, hasn’t been able to understand what’s right in front of her, loud and open.
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15 May 2026
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Luckiest Guy on the Lower East Side by midbestern
Fandoms: Nirvanna the Band the Show (Canada TV 2017)
14 May 2026
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Matt has always been commanding and forceful, but it’s never been for anything other than Jay’s own good. It’s hard for Jay in this moment to wrap his mind around why Matt would be doing any of this if he weren’t supposed to. He trusts Matt so completely, who else gives him permission to shut his brain off and just follow their lead?
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15 May 2026
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the current of your dare by ingydar
Fandoms: Nirvanna the Band the Show (Canada TV 2017)
12 May 2026
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They stay on the roof until it’s dark, passing a bottle back and forth and sucking up the warm air until it runs cold. They turn through the book like it’s an ancient tome, touch their fingers against scribbled names in pencil until they smudge. Staining their fingers with something almost holy. Matt imagines a sort of sacred ritual: they cut their palms, press them flat to the pages, and then the sky opens up and angels sing their praises to the booking agents of venues all over town. Nirvana the Band will play the Rivoli, and here is the proof, written in blood, right next to Vince Valence’s chickenscratch.
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Matt and Jay have the booking book. They celebrate. (Naturally.)
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15 May 2026
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the place where i fell asleep inside you by bitedownharder
Fandoms: Nirvanna the Band the Show (Canada TV 2017)
04 May 2026
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He looped the controller cord around the tip of his finger and watched it start to turn purple. Something had to go back to normal soon or he would end up eating all the furniture in the apartment and waiting to die from it.
Matt wakes up next to Jay. Matt falls asleep next to Jay.
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- Part 3 of semi-charmed life
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12 May 2026
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Chapter One: An attempt to cure his werewolfism has unintended consequences for Jay. Takes place during The Book.
Chapter Two: In 2008, a young Matt Johnson wakes up to find a 42 year old Jay playing their piano.
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06 May 2026
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“We can’t do that.” Jay says, even as he readjusts his grip on Matt’s waist, allowing for a better angle to meet Matt’s downwards thrusts, the two of them lazily humping each other. “You could, you know, get pregnant.”
Matt does know. In fact, up until now, he’s been the one who's been insistent on condoms every time, unwavering through Jay’s whines that, “It feels better without, please, MJ, just this once”. That’s kind of biting him in the ass; of course, now that he wants to start rawdogging, Jay is suddenly Mister Safe Sex.
And Matt does want to get pregnant, is the thing. He’s willing to suffer through nine months of Alien style body horror if it means keeping Jay by his side, forever.
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a fill for the ntbts kink meme, prompt: "Matt babytraps Jay as insurance from leaving him and the band. the method/explanation for said mpreg is up to you (trans matt/magic/abo/whatever)"
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05 May 2026
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“Got a condom?”
There’s two-thirds of a box in his bedroom upstairs. There is also a pair stashed in the side table drawer, in case the couch saw any action. “No,” he says.
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04 May 2026
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In the throes of temporary blindness, Matt asks Jay for some help. Jay obliges, after a fashion.
"This is a trick," Jay says, wrenching his sleeve out of Matt's hand and crossing his arms. "You're just, uh, trying to get me to touch your dick so you can call me gay. I bet you don't even have to pee."
"You're gonna find out how bad I need to pee in a second," Matt says, oddly threateningly.
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01 May 2026
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these are panic punches, but your arms have grown by onthecrescentofthehill
Fandoms: Nirvanna the Band the Show (Canada TV 2017)
02 Apr 2026
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He was freaking out.
“Matt, listen.”
Matt was drinking water straight from the kitchen faucet in his underwear and an open flannel shirt, not listening. He was barely awake.
“Matt!”
“What?” He turned around.
“I need you on the best behavior of your life today.”
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Jay is twenty-six years old and attending his grandma’s funeral. An extraordinarily unfunny story with hand stuff at the end.Bookmarked by walcott
30 Apr 2026
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Look, it’s not like Matt’s never overheard Jay jerking off. But there’s sort of a significant distance between forgetting to knock on a bedroom door and where he’s at now, which is in the bottom bunk at what feels like three am, sweaty from a nightmare about being forcefed burgers and slowly realizing that what he’s hearing above him isn’t Jay also having a bad dream. Seems like Jay’s having a pretty good dream up there, actually.
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18 Apr 2026
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The Matt Johnson Girlfriend Experience by Wheat From Chaff (wheatfromchaff)
Fandoms: Nirvanna the Band the Show (Canada TV 2017), Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie (2025)
15 Apr 2026
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"See, this," Jay says, panting. "This is how you treat your girl."
"Is that what you are, Bird?" Matt asks, inches from Jay's skin. "My girl?"
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Matt discovers a nude photo of one of Jay's past hookups on his phone.
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15 Apr 2026