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Naruto just can't stop talking, can't stop moving that stupid mouth of his. Sasuke thinks he can find a way to solve that problem.
AKA giving Naruto lollipops turns out to be a bigger problem than it was a solution.Bookmarked by wastedpeanut
15 May 2026
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The transfer student is a country hick—which is just a nice way of saying he doesn’t belong in the private boarding school where Sasuke has calculated his life’s trajectory. It’s fine if the idiot steals all his friends, it's absolutely bearable if he’s forced to partner up with him in gym class, and it's definitely not a problem at all that his dorm room is right next door.
But joining the soccer team where Sasuke is team captain? That’s where he draws the line.
And if Naruto could stop calling him a pussy, that would be great.
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09 May 2026
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People have all kinds of secrets, from cheating on a test, or on a partner, to hiding the last bag of chips in their room. It's normal to have things you want to keep hidden from others.
Naruto's secret is his crush on Sasuke--though his friends are very much aware of it.
Oh, and his biggest secret being the fact that he's Spider-Man...
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09 May 2026
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When Auror Potter is anonymously cursed with silence by being forced to hide his own voice inside his mind, there's unfortunately only one person in the country with the qualifications to fix it: Certified and Licensed Healer Legilimens, Draco Malfoy, specialist in Mind Curses and Afflictions. It's obviously a terrible idea, a disaster waiting to happen, but Draco's never been able to back down from a challenge... especially from Potter.
Features fuzzy cartoon slippers, devious house elves, 90s music, and lots—LOTS—of memories. Ron is annoyingly hot, Hermione sees right through you, Harry is a powerful idiot, and Draco is a reclusive masochist that would buy an entire city if it would make a kid happy. (And Pansy is "5'2, I wanna dance with you, and I'm sophisticated fun.")
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- Part 1 of The Ordeal of Being Known
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26 Apr 2026
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Zoro just wants to sleep, honestly. Not his fault that Sanji comes crawling into his bed in the middle of the night like some whiney princess because of some shitty spider or whatever. And then one thing leads to another, you know, the usual thing.
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23 Apr 2026