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Now that Sanji had found the All Blue, he was content to experience the calmness as the rest of his crew finalized their dreams. He couldn't be upset that he was alone, he loved and supported his family every way he could. But he wouldn't mind a visit from someone. Maybe it would explain why he still feels like after everything, he is still missing something.
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27 Jul 2026
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At the End
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Now that Sanji had found the All Blue, he was content to experience the calmness as the rest of his crew finalized their dreams. He couldn't be upset that he was alone, he loved and supported his family every way he could. But he wouldn't mind a visit from someone. Maybe it would explain why he still feels like after everything, he is still missing something. -
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Somewhere between finishing the bottles of alcohol and mugs of beer, the crew comes together to create a contingency plan for something that may-or-may-not-happen during their time on the Grand Line and beyond. Usopp thinks it's more likely than bumping into zombies, Zoro wants to stay out of this, Sanji is just going with the flow, and Nami may or may not keep things legally binding and above board with consistent consensual acquiescence. Robin finds it all amusing.
The damn chart stays in the locked drawer in her desk, split into three neat categories: Devil Fruit Powers, Science, and Magic. Each represents whatever they're hit with but also categorizes the amount of self-control the person has during.
AKA: 5 times Zoro and Sanji had to help each other as Consensual Helpers of Dubious Consent + 1 Time There Was Nothing Dubious At All
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24 Jul 2026
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Contingencies and Congruencies
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Somewhere between finishing the bottles of alcohol and mugs of beer, the crew comes together to create a contingency plan for something that may-or-may-not-happen during their time on the Grand Line and beyond. Usopp thinks it's more likely than bumping into zombies, Zoro wants to stay out of this, Sanji is just going with the flow, and Nami may or may not keep things legally binding and above board with consistent consensual acquiescence. Robin finds it all amusing.The damn chart stays in the locked drawer in her desk, split into three neat categories: Devil Fruit Powers, Science, and Magic. Each represents whatever they're hit with but also categorizes the amount of self-control the person has during.
AKA: 5 times Zoro and Sanji had to help each other as Consensual Helpers of Dubious Consent + 1 Time There Was Nothing Dubious At All
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Non Sequitur by Bideroo for XichengLoverXX
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
07 Jun 2026
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Lan Xichen, a man who takes pride in always knowing exactly what to say, finds himself having a bit of an... off day.
Somehow, everything still works out.
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22 Jul 2026
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Non Sequitur
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Lan Xichen, a man who takes pride in always knowing exactly what to say, finds himself having a bit of an... off day.Somehow, everything still works out.
[In which Lan Xichen manages to spout a confession so awkward even Wei Wuxian runs for the hills instead of staying to mercilessly tease his brother.]
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When Zoro accidentally interrupts TikTok chef Sanji—his roommate and year-long crush—during a live stream, their distant relationship blossoms into a bond strengthened by tipsy dancing, Betty Crocker cookies, taxes, and an excessive amount of sexual tension.
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5 times accidents brought Zoro and Sanji closer together, and the 1 time this brought them close enough to cross the finish line.
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20 Jul 2026
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Tax Season
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When Zoro accidentally interrupts TikTok chef Sanji—his roommate and year-long crush—during a live stream, their distant relationship blossoms into a bond strengthened by tipsy dancing, Betty Crocker cookies, taxes, and an excessive amount of sexual tension.Or
5 times accidents brought Zoro and Sanji closer together, and the 1 time this brought them close enough to cross the finish line.
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It wasn’t like that. Not really. It’s not like they were making out or anything. It wasn’t sexual. They were satisfying the occasional curiosity. Healthy, boyish curiosity. That’s all it was. Just getting ready for the real thing, for when it happened, you know? It wasn’t complicated. And it was definitely not driving them both up the fucking wall.
Aka, guys, is it gay if I jerk off my crewmate?
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20 Jul 2026
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36 Earthly Desires
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It wasn’t like that. Not really. It’s not like they were making out or anything. It wasn’t sexual. They were satisfying the occasional curiosity. Healthy, boyish curiosity. That’s all it was. Just getting ready for the real thing, for when it happened, you know? It wasn’t complicated. And it was definitely not driving them both up the fucking wall.Aka, guys, is it gay if I jerk off my crewmate?
[Zoro and Sanji play chicken with each other's dicks. They both win.]

