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    Shane knows the plan to wait to come out until they retire isn't ideal, but he doesn't have a better one. He thinks that he and Ilya can make it work, until his mom points out how long they will have to live their lives in the shadows.

    But once he realizes that, he immediately knows that he can't come out. It would ruin his legacy.

    He's pretty sure that's why he doesn't want to come out. No other reason. Right?

    He is sure that's all it is until Ilya asks him if he would be safe if he came out. And he can't answer.

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    or Yuna does the math on the retirement plan and when she points this out it opens Shane's eyes.

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    also known as this author had (1) idea for a scene and had to reverse engineer a multi-chapter fic to make it happen.

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    04 Jun 2026

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    The pounding on the door is what jolts Shane awake. Instinctively he tries to jump to his feet and rush to get it, but a heavy weight around his torso and on top of his legs prevents him from moving. As consciousness slowly returns to him, breaking through the haze of his hangover—and possible still-drunken state—he realizes that he is being held by Rozanov.

    “Shane Hollander, open the door, now!”

    “Oh my god, oh my fucking god. Jesus fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fucking hell. That is my fucking mother.”

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    After getting drunk at the 2016 NHL Awards, Shane Hollander wakes up married to Ilya Rozanov

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    04 Jun 2026

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    THE CENTAURS ARE MLH CUP CHAMPIONS @justahockeygirl
    Dad: I saw your hockey players were trending on Twitter.
    Me: SHANE POSTED ABOUT ILYA AND BROKE INSTAGRAM.
    Dad: That sounds nice, sweetie.

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    Mel Henderson (they/them) @HiItsMel
    I love my job, but can the gays just give me ONE DAY OF PEACE?????

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    paige 🌈🐎🏹 @paige_on_the_pk
    We are being FED!! First the pictures from Game 5, then the parade, and now this? Man, I fucking love being a Centaurs fan.


     

    Or, the internet reacts to Shane's post about Ilya. Chaos ensues, followed by tooth-rotting sweetness.

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    04 Jun 2026

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    Shane Hollander tripped. His teammates think he didn't.

    Shane has had enough.

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    04 Jun 2026

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    matty @hollanderssock: oh to be a montreal fan in the stands in 2010 making eye contact with THIS shane hollander and capturing his baby gay heart before i*ya r*zanov had the chance to sink his claws in

    [photo: Shane on the bench in a Montréal jersey during the 10/11 NHL season, filtered so that his cheeks are more visibly freckled]

    posted 24-Nov-2023 17:51

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    Ilya Rozanov@rozanov81 replied to @hollanderssock: 😂😂 Thank you for the funny tweet Mr ‘Hollander's Sock’ but my claws were already in

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    Ellie 🏒🌈 @hollanovgirlie24 replied to @rozanov81: sorry WHAT 

     

    or; 2023 is perhaps the best year of Ilya Rozanov's life so far (as told through the contents of his phone)

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    04 Jun 2026