weird_king_eli
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Ben Kindel was doomscrolling. Until he remembered his “work mom”
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Alex stood in front of the door to the large house. He learned that the Penguins were all staying at Lemieux’s house in November. The Pens flag certainly gave him a big flashing light that this was where they were staying.
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The Two Headed Monster and The Great 8 have a nice and dandy talk about their relationship :)
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No, Love Don’t Know How to Rest by weird_king_eli for TotalKaios, RomanHyacinthi
Fandoms: Men's Hockey RPF
01 Apr 2026
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Ben Kindel couldn’t sleep.
Bryan Rust needed people to stop interrupting his late night reading.
Avery Hayes did not like this house.
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Penguins players convince each other to cuddle with Mama and Papa
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Ghost Problems by weird_king_eli
Fandoms: Men's Hockey RPF, National Football League (US) RPF
22 Mar 2026
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Quinn Hughes had always been haunted.
The ghosts had always been there. Always nagging. Always talking. Rushing around the ice tuned them out, luckily. But even so, they are still there.
And listening to them was terrible.
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The Quinn Hughes ghosts jokes reminded me of the Sam Darnold ghosts jokes so here we are.
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More Powerful than Hate by weird_king_eli
Fandoms: Original Work, National Football League (US) RPF
09 Feb 2026
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After the 60th Superbowl, the Patriots are left with a new scar on his face. No thanks to a seachicken that isn’t even a real bird.
The Seahawks have finally gotten back at the patriots, they’ve betten them, they’ve shown them to be the frauds they are, yet why does he feel sympathy for the bleeding man in front of him?
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- English
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- 588
- Chapters:
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- Kudos:
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- Hits:
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The 2025-2026 Penguins All Live in Mario Lemieux’s Big Ass House by weird_king_eli
Fandom Men's Hockey RPF
10 May 2026
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Literally just the title.
Don’t think about it too hard.
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Give Your Heart And Soul To Me by CallMeCassandra (PyromanicDaydreamer)
Fandoms: Men's Hockey RPF
27 May 2026
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Sidney Crosby catches the Flowering Disease. Too bad he doesn't know which of his teammates it's for.
Bookmarked by weird_king_eli
04 May 2026
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I'm gonna get you back (and you'll never see it coming) by flylikeajailbird
Fandoms: Men's Hockey RPF, Heated Rivalry (TV)
16 Apr 2026
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Shane wasn’t one to waste time on social media. He tweeted a couple things about the Irina Foundation a few times a year, posted on Instagram for World Mental Health Day and Pride Month, but other than that he left most of the social media work to Harris.
Which was why he didn't think anything of it when Rose casually mentioned a hockey show that was going viral.
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aka: Shane and Ilya watch Heated Rivalry except its Sidney Crosby and Alexander OvechkinBookmarked by weird_king_eli
06 Apr 2026
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Connor Bedard's Mystical Magical Adventure in Y/N's World by EriPhix
Fandoms: Men's Hockey RPF
27 Feb 2026
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The one wherein Connor Bedard gets elbowed in the jaw while playing and comes to in another universe where everyone he knows are acting out different romance tropes.
Bookmarked by weird_king_eli
09 Mar 2026
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Romeo & Juliet: The Deadly Love - Rustappen by Thammyshrk
Fandoms: Professional F1 Esports RPF, f1
06 Sep 2025
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Two houses, of equal fame, wealth, and honor, have hated each other for as long as I can remember. Mercedes and Redbull, two great families of Verona who harbored a mutual hatred since the beginning, a death separated the families, and, according to old stories and tales, two deaths brought them together again.
Verstappen is a young man from Red Bull, haunted by the pain of an unrequited love for a man named Ricciardo.
Russell is the heir to Mercedes, a passionate young man, however, full of hopelessness about his future.During a party hosted by the Mercedes house with the purpose of introducing Russell to her future husband, fate decided to play tricks on the schools of the family leaders.
Rustappen's retelling of the story based on William Shakespeare's Romeo & Juliet.
Bookmarked by weird_king_eli
30 Aug 2025