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keep your arms around me by cumaeansibyl for goosewriting
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
12 May 2021
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Crowley flips out when he hears Aziraphale's made a new demon friend. His alternate-universe self Doeley drops by to try to straighten him out, but the encounter brings up some things he doesn't like to think about -- and then some things he very much does.
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- Part 2 of any ole way
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25 Jun 2026
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Roots by TheOxribAndOyster
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
25 May 2026
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It's hard, sometimes, to give up the little things that have made us who we are. Crowley is struggling. Aziraphale helps.
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- Part 1 of Small Mercies
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19 Jun 2026
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The Saint of Lost Things by jessthereckless
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
29 Jan 2021
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Cats, technology, Biblical misprints, immaculate ball sacs, Leonardo da Vinci, a weekend in Paris, and a thing that happened in Florence. Absolute fluff.
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- Part 6 of It's Not The End Of The World, Dear
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- 29,633
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- 3/3
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08 Jun 2026
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Repletion by Amarielle (doric_column)
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
12 May 2026
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Crowley doesn't eat a bite of supper when they finally meet up more than two years after "Nothing lasts forever." But this time, Aziraphale won't leave the demon unfulfilled.
“Hate to ask, but—what is it?”
He hums. “Your ejaculate?”
“Whatever just came gushing out of me. It’s not…” She groans. “Just. Tell me it’s not piss. Didn’t feel like having a piss.”
Aziraphale arches a brow. “Of course it feels different. I’d hope you were significantly more aroused by my hand job than you are when urinating.” He talks on over her scoff, “It’s fluid that collects in the bladder during intercourse and may be expelled in significant quantities with or without orgasm via the urethra.”
Crowley bolts up onto her elbows. “It is piss?"
Or. Femme-presenting Crowley gets a five-course lesson on satiety, up to and including how to squirt, from one insatiable Supreme Archangel.
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12 May 2026
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This follows straight on from Both Odd and Even.
Starter quote: "Some rise by sin, and some by virtue fall." Measure for Measure, William Shakespeare. Originally written for the "Words Fly Up" challenge on Livejournal.
Title from: "Many a kiss, both odd and even; / many a glance, too, has been sent / from out the eye's firmament; /
Many a jest told of the keys betraying / this night, and locks picked; yet we're not a-Maying." Corinna's Going a-Maying, Robert Herrick.Bookmarked by werpiper
10 May 2026
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Some Work for Immortality by htebazytook
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
08 Mar 2008
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10 May 2026
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"As for you and your heart and the things you said and didn't say, she will remember them all when men are fairy tales in books written by rabbits.”." || The Last Unicorn fic, inspired by a Yuletide prompt
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28 Mar 2026
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Oopsie, omens. by paaminty
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
01 Apr 2024
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Aziraphale, not wanting his new crush to get into trouble, asks some questions on their behalf. There are some repercussions to this decision, and now he fights between what he is, what he wishes he still was, and keeping his Angel friend out of the same trouble.
The entire retelling of Good Omens, but reversed!
(Updating tags as the comic progresses!)
(Comic fic, with occasional written chapters)- Language:
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- 27/?
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19 Feb 2026
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“Last night,” Sherlock said. His voice was so deep it practically rumbled. “What was that?”
“I told you. You needed to calm down.”- Language:
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- 13,472
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- 1/1
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11 Feb 2026
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Antler Guy Saga- Original Format by erinnightwalker
Fandoms: Antler Guy (Sculpture/Tumblr post)
24 Apr 2019
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Its hard, living in suburbia. Its harder when your neighbor is an eldritch abomination.
This is the original raw text of my Tumblr posts about Antler Guy and Neighbor Steve. Enjoy.
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- English
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- 10,763
- Chapters:
- 13/13
- Comments:
- 490
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08 Feb 2026
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After the failed Armageddon, Aziraphale finds out that Heaven has been damning souls to Hell for the supposed sin of having kinky sex. He is certain that kinky sex in itself is not a sin, and enlists Crowley to help him prove it. Never mind that Aziraphale has never had sex before. Never mind that he and Crowley are just friends. He's sure everything will work out just fine.
Written for Kinktober 2025
- Language:
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- 119,156
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- 13/33
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03 Feb 2026
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Pulled by DoonaRose
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
01 Oct 2023
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Aziraphale deliberately took Crowley to lunch to seduce him. To inspire him, as Aziraphale had insisted on clarifying. Not into anything more than kissing him, Crowley was certain. But when they get back to the bookshop it ends up being a whole lot more.
“Has it occurred to you, Crowley,” Aziraphale draws his name out, like it’s something special and just the right flavor on his tongue. “That I might want you just as badly as you want me?”
Sixty seconds ago, Crowley wouldn’t have believed him for even a moment but now… He trips over the tenses of things: “It had not.”
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- Part 8 of Osculations
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17 Jan 2026
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The Sacred and the Profane by afrai
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
14 Jul 2021
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Somewhere else, the happy ending was different.
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- Part 1 of The Sacred and the Profane universe
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15 Jan 2026
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Blood in the Water by GaiasEyes for The_Tables_AreMyCorn
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
23 Sep 2025
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The Second Coming may loom on the horizon but Crowley stands on the threshold of a far more impactful battle with a painfully familiar adversary.
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- 1/1
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- 24
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- 41
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13 Jan 2026
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Upright and on Two Legs by Vitreous_Humor
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Plato's Symposium - Fandom
22 Jun 2019
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Aziraphale considers (and subsequently discards the idea of) boundaries. Crowley is offended by the written word.
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10 Jan 2026
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“Will it hurt?”
He didn't know why he voiced the question out loud. He was always questioning. That was the whole problem, wasn't it?
“Will what hurt?” A voice asked. His own voice. He looked to his left to see himself.
Not himself.
This other being was far too beautiful to be himself.An angel stands on the edge of Falling, asking if its worth it. The demon he will become helps him find the answers.
[Written for the Good Omens After Dark Dopplebanging Event 2024]
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05 Jan 2026
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After watching Aziraphale walk away, Crowley is left with too many emotions, and only one is useful: anger. Without Azirapahle's restraining influence, he decides to become the demon he should have been all along. And when Aziraphale appears some time (perhaps too much time) later with an apology and a question, Crowley isn't ready to forgive him.
From there it gets better. But first, it gets so, so much worse.
All chapters featuring triggery content and explicit sex are skippable, with a spoilered summary at the beginning of each for folks who are interested in the premise but don't want that kind of content.
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- 48,426
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- 16/?
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10 Dec 2025
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In which Aziraphale and Crowley attend a lot of weddings, renovate a cottage, and eventually have a wedding of their own.
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- 1/1
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- 45
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02 Nov 2025
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Primary Kink: Glory Hole
Tone: SmuttyAway on a weekend pass, Hawkeye finds a glory hole in the men's room of a bar. BJ watches him use it.
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- Part 7 of Kinktober 2023
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10 Oct 2025
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Primary Kinks: Cockwarming, Marathon Sex
Secondary Kinks: Rough Sex, very light Dom/sub, Dirty Talk, Somnophilia
Tone: Loving and smutty"I called dibs," Trapper explained, "I like it too, y'know."
Loved it, actually- there was nothing in the world like getting fucked. He didn't get to do it nearly as often as he'd like- unless he was very upfront about what he wanted when he was picking up guys, most fellas saw his height and strong arms and big cock and bent over. Even Hawkeye- they'd only had the time and privacy to fuck properly maybe a dozen times, and John had only gotten to bottom twice. Which was fine- Hawkeye loved him, and he loved riding his cock, and who was Trapper to deny Hawkeye something that made him happy?
But now- now they had about thirty four and a half blessed hours left of leave, and Trapper intended to get his fill.
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- Part 9 of Kinktober 2023
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09 Oct 2025