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A Horse with No Name by whichwitch79
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
07 Aug 2024
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Agnes Nutter has lived in Eden Springs almost her entire life, and two weeks ago, she died quietly in her sleep. She left behind Starfall Ranch, and a will with some rather... interesting bequests. Anthony Crowley, a low-on-the-ladder lawyer from Boston, is suddenly charged with executing this will, and is explicitly requested to make a journey to Eden Springs to read it to the town. He's not happy about it, but there is a bonus, and he needs the money, so he goes. Aziraphale Fell, Eden Springs native, only ever wanted a quiet life away from his power-hungry family, where he could content himself with the people he likes best, horses, and his books. Now, after nearly twenty years working Starfall's land and raising prize-winning livestock, Aziraphale finds himself at a loss of what to do when a scowling city-slicker strolls in to potentially take it all away.
When the will is read, nobody is more surprised than Crowley to find out that not only is Starfall being left to not to Aziraphale, but to HIM.
Can our boys set aside their differences long enough to fall in love? Or perhaps even... name a horse? -
Getting Out There by whichwitch79
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens
29 Jul 2024
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Aziraphale is a legal professor at the end of his medical leave post-car crash, and terrified of leaving his apartment. The university has allowed him to do zoom lectures to ease back in, but the pressure from administration to go back to in-person teaching is growing. Fortunately, Anathema is meddlesome and knows a guy. Enter Crowley, occupational therapist with a special set of skills and a bunch of baggage. Romance and shenanigans ensue.
Inspired by art/writing prompt from Gleafer! https://www.tumblr.com/gleafer
original prompt: "Mr. Fell is a highly intelligent legal professor who suffers from agoraphobia following a car accident. Luckily, his neighbor has a special 'skill set' to channel all that anxiety. Mr. Fell hires him IMMEDIATELY."This lil story will probably end up being ~5ish chapters, update sched tbd/when I can. Hope you enjoy!
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Best of Times, Worst of Times by whichwitch79
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
25 May 2024
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Anthony Crowley and Aziraphale meet in 1918 on opposite sides of enemy lines. Crowley fights for the Germans, Aziraphale for the British. They both realize they don't actually want to fight in a war they both consider to be highly unnecessary, and join forces. Throughout the war, the two of themwind up cracking codes for the British, dabbling in some light espionage, and (of course), falling in love. The war ends, and things fall apart when a death in the family forces Aziraphale to consider his life, and unfortunately those considerations don't include Crowley. Ten years later, Crowley is a private detective in New York City--he's carved a life for himself here, and is doing a great (read: terrible) job of forgetting a certain wartime romance. He certainly wasn't expecting a certain angel to show up on his doorstep unannounced. Can our boys solve crime together like the good ol days, and heal ten years of pining?
tldr: ineffable husbands become unlikely allies during ww1, break up, and reunite in the roaring twenties
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Happy Fuckmas to All, and to All a Good Night by whichwitch79
Fandoms: DR. SEUSS - Works, How the Grinch Stole Christmas! - Dr. Seuss, The Christmas Chronicles (Movies), Kurt Russell - Fandom, How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000), The Grinch (2018)
21 Feb 2023
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Mayor Ned McDodd is happy enough in his marriage. Everyone tells him he hit the jackpot. He likes his job too--he's the Mayor of Whoville, for Grinch's sake. It's a little stressful around Christmas, sure, but shouldn't seeing the holiday joy on everyone in Whoville's faces be enough? Shouldn't it? If only his Christmas wish could be granted. He's had the same wish since he was 11. Please Santa, can't you see the Mayor's been ever so good this year?
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Bob the Tomato and Larry the Cucumber have loved one another since the beginning. One day, their longing overpowers them and they make sweet, sweet vegetable love. But.... whose kitchen do they live in? And why does she need a last minute dildo? In today's story, we ponder the question, if God is real, why would he separate two such lovers?
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Shane leaves that Vegas penthouse suite feeling wretched, and like an idiot, and like he never wants to see Ilya Rozanov again.
Except, well. Then there are zombies.
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15 Jul 2026
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the secret society of stick handlers by gurlsrool
Fandom Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Heated Rivalry (TV)
23 Apr 2026
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The queer NHL players (begrudgingly) unite via group chats in the face of social media scandals.
These stories take place on a (slightly loose) chronological timeline and make the most sense when read in order. However, they're all independent stories/scandals and can be read as standalones.
All stories take place post TLG and include spoilers for the books.
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14 Jul 2026
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Little Sun by deliciousblizzardshark
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
24 Jan 2026
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Who in the fuck would give Ilya Rozanov a baby? Not Ilya Rozanov, that’s for fucking sure.
Or
Ilya Rozanov falls in love.
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- Part 1 of Hollanov fics
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12 Jul 2026
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The Photo by sammythemattressthief
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
23 Apr 2026
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"There in the photo was a young man in a hammock with a serene lake behind him, bathed in an orange sunset. A book was open in his lap and he was smiling up at the camera, easy and relaxed. Ilya didn’t think he’d ever seen anyone look so effortlessly gorgeous in a pair of ratty sweatpants and a bleach-stained t-shirt. He also didn’t think he’d ever find a personal family photo of Shane Hollander, the up-and-coming hockey sensation from Canada who had gone missing in November of 2008, in a thrift shop in Boston."
Ilya and Shane never met at world juniors because Shane vanished without a trace. Against all logic, he appears almost two years later in Ilya's dreams. Those dreams begin to blur the line between fiction and reality, becoming muddy and impossible to navigate. As Ilya falls in love with a dead man, he finds that he cares less and less about those lines. When the opportunity to solve the mystery and bring closure to Shane's parents presents itself, Ilya must face whatever reality may truly be, even if that means losing the love of his life for good.
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12 Jul 2026
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The Perfect Match by loveinthemargins
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
19 Jun 2026
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Shane's single, but that's only because he hasn't found the right woman yet, obvi. Luckily, he's got an appointment with a matchmaker and it's sure to go well, right? RIGHT?!
Or, Shane makes an appointment with a matchmaker, who turns out to be the sexiest man on the planet, and it definitely doesn't go exactly how he planned.
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11 Jul 2026