willymae_8
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Stan's life is mediocre as hell. His parents fight every other day, his dad's barely ever sober, his sister's away half the time for college, and he lives in the middle of buttfuck nowhere on Tegridy Farms, like he has his whole life. Every day is drab routine until a weird trio of kids try to rob Randy's best weed and Stan decides to get involved.
"Hey!" Stan calls lowly. "Psst!"
The three boys jump, backs against each other, turning this way and that, trying to find where the voice is coming from.
"Over here!" Stan calls a bit louder. "Near the tree! The window?"
The one in the jacket spots him first. "Shit."
"Busted," the fat one sing-songs under his breath.
"Shut up!" The tall one hisses.
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Sasuke is a bit wrapped up with Naruto's mark. How did he get it? Does it hurt? Is it a brand like the one Orochimaru bit into Sasuke's shoulder?
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Mr. Garrison's class of seniors don't seem particularly enthused to take care of a fake baby for their final grade. And he hasn't even told them the pairs are randomly assigned yet.
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Cartman gets locked up and Clyde's now the fattest kid at school. He cries about it.
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i'll never see that girl again (he did it as a gag) by willymae_8
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)
22 Dec 2025
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idfk i had the idea that sasuke does his sexy no jutsu one time and naruto gets flustered
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a compilation of fics with things i wanted to explore within the akutagawa sibling's experience with the port mafia, before dazai left and after. please enjoy!
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My works for the BSD Rarepair 2025 event! Featuring the rarepair: AkuLucy!
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"First there was ice, frost, and fog," Sasuke recites. "Above, a cold void. Below, a fire. And in between, a demon."
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- Part 3 of Sharingan Rising
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Bookmarked by willymae_8
07 Jun 2026
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holyyyyy shit. insane. author pls update you havent been active since December of 2021 but i have faith
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This will sound a little ridiculous, no matter how Sasuke phrases it. I see dead people is embarrassingly tacky, and I'm half-spirit seems like something Sakura might say when she's stoned sky high. So he settles for a shrug.
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- Part 2 of Sharingan Rising
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There is a man trying to fit a glass shoe three sizes too small on Naruto.
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- Part 1 of Sharingan Rising
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Bookmarked by willymae_8
04 Jun 2026
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Baby Animals, Weddings, And Other Things Not Normally Associated With Uchiha Sasuke by prettypriestess for sirona
Fandoms: Naruto
25 Apr 2012
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In which Konoha needs to upgrade their plumbing to be more resistant. (Or, the one where Sasuke and Naruto get genin and maybe someone buys a house.)
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03 Jun 2026
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After the Uchiha massacre, its only survivor is taken in by ANBU and groomed for a single purpose: to keep Konoha’s Jinchuriki under control.
In which Uchiha Sasuke and Uzumaki Naruto are two sides of the same weapon. They will learn that what is forged by the Will of Fire can only end in flames.
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Bookmarked by willymae_8
02 Jun 2026