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Vignettes from the lives of Vegas, the only female heir of the Theerapanyakul family, and Pete, the completely normal and totally average bodyguard of the Major Family.
[KinnPorsche AU where a lot is the same, but Vegas and Pete are women, so a lot changes!]
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Newly-turned vampire Pete manages to hide his condition from his coworkers in the TK Vampire Hunting Agency. The first person to discover his secret is perhaps the agency’s most brutal vampire hunter, Vegas.
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Police officer Pete Saengtham is assigned to tail an influential businessman suspected to be involved in criminal activity: Vegas Theerapanyakul. What results is a chain reaction of events, where everything Pete thinks he knows about the police force and himself is turned on its head.
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The attack against the Italians doesn't go as planned. While they manage to kill Don, they didn't account for other members of the family getting involved. Most everyone makes it out, but Pete and Vegas end up captured, chained up together in some concrete basement.
Being held hostage with only Vegas for company is less than ideal. It's too quiet there, and Pete can’t seem to take his own thoughts or the nervous heat that has been growing in him whenever he is around Vegas.
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VP canon divergence where they get captured by the Italians together
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“Okay,” Jingyi says, as Sizhui puzzles this out aloud. “Okay! So the demon has been turning its victims into children.”
“I think so,” Sizhui says.
“To make them easier prey,” Jingyi says.
“Yes,” Sizhui says.
“So—” Jingyi’s voice cracks here, “this kid is Senior Wei.”
Wei Wuxian, still tangled in his own massive robes, blinks politely at them.
(Or: Wei Wuxian is cursed on a night-hunt, and the junior quartet rapidly finds themselves in over their heads.)
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paint smears on sunny days by SnowshadowAO3
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
10 Oct 2020
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To say that he runs to his car would be incorrect, as he is a Lan, and running is both undignified and unnecessary unless in immediate danger. Nor does he slam his key into the ignition, or aggressively swerve around the cars on the freeway, or have a mild panic attack at the fact he is picking A-Yuan up late from school for the first time ever.
He comes close, though.
By the time he arrives, it’s 4:35PM, and he has imagined about fifty different worse-case scenarios. The door is partly open when he gets to it, a messy label of 104B—Art Room scrawled with chalk on a placard next to the faded wood. As he opens it fully, he expects to see a wailing, terrified child, or perhaps a scene of utter misery and betrayal.
What he finds is his son, hands covered in paint, being sung to by a beautiful, dark-haired stranger.
“Ducks live in the pond, yellow ducks, happy ducks!”
Lan Wangji stops in his tracks.
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Kingfisher Feathers by Anonymous
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon)
01 Apr 2024
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With an almost trance-like detachment, Wei Wuxian touched his own neck, his fingers skimming over the fresh mark. The bite wound had stopped bleeding, although he had no doubts it would open again if agitated.
Bonded.
He was bonded for life.
"Shit," he whispered. He looked over at the sleeping form of Lan Wangji—the Second Prince of Gusu and, until his brother was found, the sole heir to the throne. "Oh, shit. Lan Qiren is going to kill me."
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Lan Wangji goes into a fevered rut and accidentally bonds with Wei Wuxian. When they next meet, he remembers none of it, and Wei Wuxian is determined to keep the bond a secret—even when he's sent to the Cloud Recesses to be a consort in Lan Wangji's harem.
(tl;dr concubine!wwx is already married to emperor!lwj, who has no idea. drama ensues.)
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