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30th by drinkbloodlikewine, whiskeyandspite
Fandoms: James Bond (Craig Movies), James Bond (Movies)
08 Apr 2016
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"I know how much I love you, and it’s a lot.”
“That’s hardly specific,” Q replies, laughing when James pushes in deeper in reprimand.
“To the moon and back,” James offers next, smiling when Q tuts. “More than the number of grains of sand on the beach.”
“Is love calculated numerically?”
“It’s going to be in spanks if you don’t hush,” Bond laughs against his shoulder.
Our little quartermaster turns the big 3-0
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- Part 9 of Concatenation Timestamps
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30 May 2026
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It was his own fault, he was the masochist who’d fallen in love with the worst possible person in existence and he couldn’t even find it in himself to be angry about it.
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30 May 2026
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Concatenation by drinkbloodlikewine, whiskeyandspite
Fandoms: James Bond (Craig Movies), James Bond (Movies), Skyfall (2012) - Fandom
22 Jan 2016
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It’s rare that Q comes up against anything that puzzles him at all. Rarer still that he can’t quickly work through whatever barriers present themselves to resolving it. And yet people, certain people, present predicaments through which Q can’t navigate as cleanly as he can through code and number, through data and encryption. Too many variables. Too many illogical processes.
He doesn’t know what game Bond is playing, or if he’s even playing one at all or simply defaults to flirtation. But that’s the only key that comes to mind, again and again and again:
Q is being flirted with by 007. And what’s worse, he’s not sure that he minds it.
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- Part 1 of Concatenation
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- English
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- 88,684
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- 17/17
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28 May 2026
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Checkpoint by drinkbloodlikewine, whiskeyandspite
Fandoms: James Bond (Craig Movies), James Bond (Movies), SPECTRE (2015)
12 Feb 2016
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“Who knew that a bit of a holiday and some margaritas would put one at such risk,” Q laughs, a dire, mirthless sound. “I certainly didn’t. Not before you left, not even while you were there, in fact, presumably on a warm beach drinking something brightly colored with an umbrella in the top.”
A continuation directly on from Concatenation, which follows the Spectre canon storyline with a few minor
and entirely necessaryamendments to certain situations.Series
- Part 2 of Concatenation
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28 May 2026
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Q considers himself excessively lucky that he's never had to be in close quarters with James Bond for an extended period of time. But everyone's luck runs out eventually.
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26 May 2026
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Once upon a time, James confessed that he liked it: the bantering, the bickering, the quarrelling, the squabbling. Q tended to agree. He still does. He loves it, in fact: the ceaseless banter, a spot of bickering, the occasional quarrel or squabble. He loves it dearly. He loves it as much as he hates a proper row, which is certainly what this is now.
Six times that James and Q have a full-blown fight, or: five times the cats took sides, and one time they didn’t.
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25 May 2026
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The Worth of Your Doorway by Chestnut_NOLA for beili
Fandoms: James Bond (Craig Movies), Skyfall (2012) - Fandom
14 Jan 2016
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Q has no idea why he is sleeping with James Bond, womanizer, heartbreaker, libertine… lover.
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- Part 1 of The Worth of Your Doorway
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- English
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- 26,307
- Chapters:
- 10/10
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- 2
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25 May 2026
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James rather likes to imagine that Q’s perpetual air of crisp irritability is due to being in dire need of a damn good fucking, a situation with which James, ever the gentleman, would be only too pleased to assist.
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- Part 1 of Out Of Hours
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22 May 2026
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Home by Chestnut_NOLA for Myana Luna (MyzticMyanMoon)
Fandoms: James Bond (Craig Movies)
12 Mar 2018
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“Until such time as you have a permanent residence 007, you are not cleared for field work.”
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- 15,109
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- 4/4
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Bookmarked by wizardfantasy
17 May 2026
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“You can look,” Bond says, with soft amusement. “I won’t bite your head off. Everyone else looks.”
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Or, the one where Q sees Bond in uniform for the first time.
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17 May 2026
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For nearly two years, James Bond and Q share a camaraderie that skirts the boundary between friends, colleagues and something more ephemeral that neither one of them will name because they’re both resolved to be cowards about it. At the end of it all, Bond drives away in the world’s most beautiful car with a lovely woman.
And well, that’s that, isn’t it?
That’s not it. That’s only the bloody start of it.
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In which Q faces repercussions after James Bond's abrupt departure, and has to pick up the pieces of himself.
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- Part 1 of the places you leave in the dust
- Language:
- English
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- 16,999
- Chapters:
- 3/3
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- 199
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17 May 2026
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When James Bond goes back to MI6 following his disastrous relationship with Dr Madeleine Swann, Q wants nothing to do with him.
Then there's an accident in Q-Branch...
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17 May 2026
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A Moderate Self-Awareness by JPlash
Fandoms: SPECTRE (2015), James Bond (Craig Movies), Skyfall (2012) - Fandom
19 Dec 2015
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Q is surprised. Q has not known him very long, and this is maybe James’ favourite thing about him: he persists in being surprised.
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- English
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- 2/2
- Collections:
- 2
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- 145
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- 2,743
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- 29,877
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09 May 2026
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Numerical Data by hollybennett123
Fandoms: James Bond (Movies), Skyfall (2012) - Fandom, SPECTRE (2015)
05 Dec 2015
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Q has shagged James Bond nine times and his life is a disaster.
(or: Q has a bad day, Bond has a thing for Q's jumpers and the night goes exactly as expected, for the most part)
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- English
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- 9,510
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 168
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- 3,020
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- 698
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- 35,544
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09 May 2026
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a bloodless coup by Ark
Fandoms: James Bond (Craig Movies), James Bond (Movies), James Bond - All Media Types
24 Oct 2020
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If Q is being truthful with himself, he's expected this for a while. Near everyone who's anyone has had a turn with James Bond. He imagines it's a bit like an initiation, the final stamp of welcome into the MI6 fold.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 4,334
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 168
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- 3,037
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- 625
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- 28,984
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09 May 2026
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Perfect Fit by saturn_in_retrograde
Fandoms: James Bond (Craig Movies), Skyfall (2012) - Fandom
27 Nov 2015
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Two men. Three continents. Ten cities. Twelve months. Time and trouble enough to fall in love.
In which Q sweeps James off his feet with his awkward flirting, genius intellect, smart mouth, sexy librarian cardigans, raunchy sense of humor...and those red, red lips like cherries.- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 53,199
- Chapters:
- 17/17
- Collections:
- 4
- Comments:
- 805
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- 3,697
- Bookmarks:
- 1,226
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- 87,544
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08 May 2026
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Lay It Down by dhampir72
Fandoms: James Bond (Craig Movies), James Bond (Movies), Skyfall - Fandom
15 Nov 2013
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Bond and Q agreed: their relationship was nothing more than physical. Until it suddenly isn't.
(Or alternatively: The one in which Q gets sick, Bond takes care of him, and the truth comes out.)
2/10/2014: Now available in French courtesy of the wonderful Belle Pimprenelle!
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- English
- Words:
- 81,007
- Chapters:
- 5/5
- Comments:
- 280
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- 4,521
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- 1,382
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- 110,205
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06 May 2026
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The One Who Made Him Stay by JayPendragon
Fandoms: James Bond (Movies), SPECTRE (2015), Skyfall (2012) - Fandom
31 Dec 2015
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Twenty-one days after the Double-oh programme is reinstated, James Bond returns to MI6 with his Aston Martin and without Dr Swann. This is only the beginning of Q's problems.
A Spectre Fix-It. COMPLETE.
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- Part 1 of Fixing Spectre
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 60,015
- Chapters:
- 10/10
- Collections:
- 5
- Comments:
- 791
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- 5,482
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- 1,249
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- 145,243
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05 May 2026
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Bittersweet by dr_girlfriend for PazaJJ
Fandoms: James Bond (Craig Movies), Skyfall (2012) - Fandom, James Bond - All Media Types
21 Dec 2014
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The first time Bond flirted with Q, it was purely out of self-defense.
The second time Bond flirted with Q was largely manipulation.
The third time Bond flirted with Q, he just wanted to feel something.
The fourth time Bond flirted with Q was out of sheer boredom.Somehow, flirting with Q became something of a habit for Bond.
And then, it became something else.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 14,229
- Chapters:
- 10/10
- Collections:
- 4
- Comments:
- 378
- Kudos:
- 7,309
- Bookmarks:
- 1,358
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- 91,270
Bookmarked by wizardfantasy
04 May 2026
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Yes, this version of 007 was a terrifyingly smart agent, and M wondered long and often whether it had been a good idea to promote him to the position. Usually, the title was the dangerous part - being 007 meant deadliness - but this time, M feared that a certain man with ice-blue eyes and scruffy blonde hair had dragged in more danger to the title than it had previously possessed
Enter MI6's new Quartermaster: an unassuming, bespectacled genius with no mind for subterfuge but plenty of genius behind a dry smile. Curious 00-agents and young boffins don't always mix in predictable ways...
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 118,362
- Chapters:
- 23/23
- Collections:
- 19
- Comments:
- 1,879
- Kudos:
- 9,725
- Bookmarks:
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Bookmarked by wizardfantasy
03 May 2026