xceleritas
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schrodinger's cat by xceleritas
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
06 Jul 2026
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The warm-tinted lights, perpetually constant without even a hint to the movement of the sun in the sky outside the safehouse, create a strange feeling that makes it difficult to judge the passage of time. It feels as if time isn’t moving at all. Or maybe that time is passing so quickly that eternity will be here before he knows it.
(Giorno and Mista run into a Stand user that forces them to split up. Giorno makes it to the safehouse and then he’s waiting for Mista. Waiting, waiting, waiting.)
(He loses his mind a little bit, waiting.)
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Star Platinum: The World by xceleritas
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
30 Jun 2026
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Good things never last. It’s a lesson Jotaro’s learned time and time again, but still never seems to grasp properly. It still slams him down with brutal force each time it strikes him, leaving just long enough between blows that Jotaro lets his guard down.
(Or: How Jotaro activated Star Platinum: The World.)
- Language:
- English
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- 697
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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shower thoughts by xceleritas
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
06 Jun 2026
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Jacking off never fails to soothe Caesar when a cigarette or a hot shower won’t do the trick. It also only ever seems to be necessary when Joseph Joestar’s particular brand of annoying is involved. Surely those two things have no relation other than the fact that they both have opposing but equally potent effects on his cortisol levels.
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convolution by xceleritas
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
19 Apr 2026
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It’s intoxicating, really. The fact that the gruff, stoic-seeming Jotaro that shoves girls off of him without an ounce of regret, that waits for Kakyoin after school so they can walk home together even though Jotaro skips class half the time anyway, that pulls his cap down to cover his face when he’s flustered, is one and the same with the pretty, fucked-out mess beneath him right now that those same fawning girls would never, ever have the imagination to contrive. Jotaro Kujo is a lesson in oxymorons, and Noriaki Kakyoin is eager to learn.
(Now with Chapter 2)
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you're the only scam i'd fall for by xceleritas
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
13 Apr 2026
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After getting into a few too many fights as a kid (to be fair, they deserved it), Ajax ends up turning to crime to support his family. But not violent crime, as strange as it might seem.
No, Ajax became a scammer.
Ajax ends up making a bet with his scamming coworker Rosalyne: if he can make more money than her this month, then she's gonna have to go bald. Unfortunately... he may have bitten off more than he can chew.
Luckily, there's one very, very rich idiot called Zhongli that he can take advantage of... right?