xefevek
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- Chef RPF (1)
- Hell's Kitchen (US TV) RPF (1)
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(“Ten,” Tana whispered, her lips brushing his jaw. “Nine.” Her finger twisted again, and Gordon gasped, his abdomen clenching. “Five.” She pressed down on his belly, just enough to make him see stars. “Three. Two.”
The alarm blared— sharp, triumphant— and Gordon broke, a ragged sob tearing from his throat as his body went limp. “Fuck,” he gasped, his forehead pressed into the rug. “Finally—"
Tana’s laughter was teasingly delighted. “Oh, darling,” she purred, her finger still buried inside him. “Did you think that was it?” Gordon froze, his breath catching. “W-what?”
She leaned in, her teeth grazing his earlobe. “You still have to get to the bathroom,” she murmured, her voice dripping with faux sympathy. )
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Hell's Kitchen Season 4, but from Gordon Ramsay's side of the story.
NOTE: I am treating anyone mentioned as a character. I have no idea who these people are outside of the TV, and my apologies to anyone who is offended by it. I repeat- I am treating everyone like I would a TV show character, it just so happens that they share a name with people IRL.
(constructive criticism is welcome)
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Just A Man by Novicewriter552
Fandoms: Ancient Greek Religion & Lore, The Odyssey - Homer, The Iliad - Homer, Circe - Madeline Miller, EPIC - Jorge Rivera-Herrans (Albums)
11 Oct 2024
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The walls. They are so tall, with mist shrouding the bottoms, and the night is so deep. The clamour rising out of the city behind him would cover any noise - all he has to do is relax his grip, and he avoids offending the gods and cuts off a threat to his family before it can grow. He wouldn’t even hear a cry or the sound of it hitting the rocks below.
His stomach twists, and he blinks liquid that isn’t rain from his eyes.
“Forgive me, O Chronodes,” he says, bowing, mind racing, “but if neither myself nor my good son can defend our home adequately by the time this boy is old enough to challenge us, then may Ithaca burn, and us with it.”
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Odysseus can't bring himself to kill Hector's son.
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23 Jul 2026
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The Shield of Ithaca by Runs_With_Wolves1
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, EPIC - Jorge Rivera-Herrans (Albums)
17 May 2025
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The Fates cast Percy Jackson into the past to right the wrongs that threaten the future, but he must journey back further than he imagined to stop them. He finds himself in the time of The Odyssey, where Ithaca is overrun with suitors vying for Queen Penelope's hand. The key to saving the world, to defeating Gaea, lies somewhere on Ithaca, and Percy must assume the identity of Antinous, infiltrating the suitors to find it.
To protect Penelope and her son, Percy plays a dangerous game. By day, he mocks tradition and courts the queen with sharp smiles and hollow words. By night, he intercepts assassination attempts and secretly leads Telemachus away from ambushes he doesn’t even know he’s avoided. He is their shield and protector.
But the queen and her son don’t see a protector. They see a threat.
To them, Antinous is the most cunning and dangerous of the suitors. Arrogant, intrusive, and far too clever. Telemachus loathes him, believing him the sharpest knife at his mother’s throat.
As time goes on, Percy must decide how far he’s willing to fall to save the world, and whether a hero’s heart can survive behind a villain’s name.
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22 Jul 2026
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A Mutinous Burden by 1Sami
Fandoms: The Odyssey - Homer, EPIC - Jorge Rivera-Herrans (Albums), Ancient Greek Religion & Lore
29 Mar 2026
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Eurylochus led the crew in a mutiny, capturing control of the ship and declaring Odysseus their captain no more. Once Odysseus is knocked out, they dock at an island and gorge themselves on Helios’ sacred cows.
In the original timeline, this is where Odysseus steps up to take control once more and hope to lead his men to safety away from the gods wrath.
In this one, Odysseus decides that if Eurylochus truly wants power so badly, he can have it. And so, he is left to face the consequences of his actions without his king picking up behind him.
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21 Jul 2026
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Happier Ithaca AU Reacts to EPIC: The Musical by ie_nnie
Fandoms: EPIC - Jorge Rivera-Herrans (Albums), The Odyssey - Homer
19 Oct 2025
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In a different universe, the suitors were kinder to Penelope. In a different universe, Telemachus grew into his adulthood surrounded by good men, without the threat of his father’s throne being seized by usurpers. And in a different universe, Odysseus would return home to his wife and son without needing to shed the blood of the suitors.
What happens when that universe reacts to EPIC: The Musical, a world in which their reality took a few steps to the left?
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19 Jul 2026
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Father, could you love a monster? by Starlight_Weaver
Fandoms: EPIC - Jorge Rivera-Herrans (Albums), The Odyssey - Homer
23 Aug 2025
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He rises to leave, but he hesitates for a moment, looking down at his hands that still have dried blood under his fingernails.
"It's been twenty years," he whispers.
She smiles at him, quiet joy mixed in with sorrow. "He's been waiting too."
Odysseus and Laertes reunite
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18 Jul 2026