xortisol
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- CORTIS (Band) (3)
- Blue Lock (Manga) (1)
- Blue Lock (Anime) (1)
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“That’s just normal friend bonding,” Keonho retorts. “It’s totally different from you and Juhoon making out on the fucking couch in our shared living area!”
”I’d rather you guys make out instead of whatever lovey dovey couple stuff you do on the regular,” Martin mumbles. Keonho decides to ignore his invalid opinions.
or: 4 times Keonho thinks what he has with Seonghyeon is purely platonic and the 1 time he finally doesn’t (and does something about it)
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“So you guys are trying to tell me that something's been going on this whole time, and not one of the three of us has noticed?”
Yes, Juhoon thinks glumly. Bunch of clowns.
or; 5 times marju hard launches their own relationship and gets rejected and 1 time everyone finally believes it -
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“Why’d you wake me up?” Keonho whines,“s’not gonna help you sleep better.”
“You woke yourself up,” Seonghyeon corrects. “You were bitching at someone in your dream.” -
Kicking balls & shitting in malls by lmunn, xortisol
Fandoms: Blue Lock (Manga), Blue Lock (Anime)
18 Oct 2025
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Unfortunately for the Blue Lock fags, Ego received complaints about the members’ education levels after airing BLTV, and decides to do something about it.
In which Isagi’s glorious soccer life goes south… into the Blue Lock Institute. (Yes Ego daddy marvelous idea rahhh)
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Looking down at his tit, Karasu asks, ”Bro, why is your hand on my tit? Isn't that kinda gay?”Otoya raises a leg proudly, showing him the single sock remaining on his foot.
“Ohhhhhh okay,” Karasu gasps in understanding. “It's totally not gay now. Keep fondling my tit, bro.”
-crackfic/ chatfic
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Speedrunning Jake’s Quarter Life Crisis
Step 1. Get drunk and throw up on JayStep 1.5. Throw up on Sunghoon next, see how he likes it(stricken from the record)Step 2. Become a useless stoner like my Yodas
Step 2.5. Never ever refer to Sunghoon and Jay as your Yodas ever again
Step 3. Go to a party that isn’t taking place approximately five feet from your bedroom door
Step 4. Get laid!!
Step 5.
Realize that none of this actually matters or is any metric of how fulfilled you’ll feel in life(stricken from the record) (Too depressing! No psychoanalyzing! Party time!!)Bookmarked by xortisol
14 Jun 2026
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Martin thinks he's handling this pretty well, honestly.
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05 Jun 2026
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supershyshyshy
it sounds like you care a lot about him, and seeing someone else take care of him made you feel something you weren’t expecting. but that doesn’t make you a bad person. you’re just a bit confused.
⇧ 27.1kᅠ⇩seanthesheep • OP
i’m not confused
⇧ 312ᅠ⇩windowseat
you made a reddit post.
⇧ 18.7kᅠ⇩Or Seonghyeon is concerned by his reaction to Keonho and Martin hugging, so he posts on Reddit.
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27 May 2026
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The thing about omega instincts is that they don’t disappear just because nobody answers them.
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22 May 2026
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Martin reaches over instead of doing something normal and plucks a leaf from the grass beside them, presses it gently to Juhoon’s cheek where the tear was.
It’s absurd and weirdly soft.
“It’s fine,” Martin says, suddenly serious. “This is an ancient method.”
Juhoon blinks at him. “Huh?”
“Before tissues,” Martin says, nodding. “This is what they used.”
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Juhoon and Martin’s relationship begins to collapse the moment it stops being uncomplicated.
Series
- Part 1 of undertow
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04 May 2026