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Minho sighs. “Put yourself in my shoes, Bin. You see incriminating photos of your best friend. You realize you’ve been in love with your best friend for ages. You can’t stop touching your dick while thinking about your best friend— and now you’re just supposed to hang out with your best friend like everything is fine?!”
“Jesus fucking Christ,” Changbin’s voice moves away from the receiver. Like he’s taking a lap. Minho doesn’t blame him. “You’re literally, like, the stupidest, gayest motherfucker I know.”
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Bookmarked by ze_couch_potahto
13 Jul 2026
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woof 😏🥴 HELLo
lmfao why was jisung fully playing mind games and psychological torture with minho 😭 hes trying so hard and jisung is just like "man, octopus sex, ykwim?" while wearing his shirt and minho is SUFFERING
godDAMN I wanna see that video 😭
seungmin/felix and jeongin/hyunjin were unexpected but not terrible 🙃🤔 -
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"You should get a sugar baby," Minho says.
"You need to get laid but more importantly you need someone to take care of. Someone you're contractually obliged to spoil, someone whose whole job is to let you, and remind you there's more to life than work. It’s not like you can’t afford it."
Or, Chan's a disaster of a human being and bad at taking care of himself. Enter Felix, newbie sugar baby with his own problems. Together? They might just be something perfect.
By strayshined, check summary
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Bookmarked by ze_couch_potahto
14 Jul 2026
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AWEEEE STOP IT MY BABIES THEYRE ADORABLE 😫
FELIX AND CHAN MY AUSSIE DUO WHY ARE YALL SO DEPRESSED 💀
genuinely tho this fic was so cute I loved the shy beginning and the pink hair moment and the lore and plot omg stunning
when they had sex I was happy but also terrified bc there was too much fic left for it to be all fluff 😭 ykwim
I admire how they handled the convo tho. not the fugue state b4 it, but the actual make up was well written and impressive
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There's a bet at the Firehouse that Barton'll go for more than anyone else at the Charity Auction - and Bucky finds himself roped into the whole thing against his will.
It's all fun and games until a mystery phone bidder pays waaaaay to much to get Bucky alone.He's gonna end up dead in an alleyway because of Barton and his stupid bet.
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- Part 40 of Meet-Cute AU's
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Bookmarked by ze_couch_potahto
09 Jul 2026
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asdfghjkl literally stop they were so into each other IMMEDIATELY dont play I want this so bad 😭😭
we stan skinny preserum steve 🙌
this was genueinly so freaking cute!!!
I loveee nerdy accountant steve sm omg
firefighter avengers 💪
dont think I didnt see the little bit of clintasha sprinkled in there 🤨😋
dude I'm surprised that bucky said he was gay bc he exuded so much bi panic in this fic I'm crying "damn that waitress curvy" bro what 😭 -
The Body Remembers by LeeHan
Fandoms: Captain America (Chris Evans Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
10 Jan 2026
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The Soldier doesn't know why he pulled the Target from the river. He doesn't know why his body isn't obeying the orders given to him by his mind. He doesn't know what to do next.
The only person promising answers is the Target himself. Luckily, the Soldier has his phone number.Bookmarked by ze_couch_potahto
08 Jul 2026
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SOMEBODY SEDATE ME THSI WAS ART OMFG IM DYING
BUCKY BARNES MY BABY DYEGRKDHSGAJRBFHJEKS 😭😭😭
lmao I cant w the banter between his ordering voice and his own voice. its like his brainwashed mind and his emotions are speaking bro ts was so cool dont play
bro when he looked elena dead in the eyes and said "who's james" bro I screamed bro that was terrifying
steve being the chillers guy ever and slaughtering the entirety of hydra for his brainwashed bf omg I need a man like him 😩
loved my small snippets of nat and Sam 😌
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It’s A-Boat Time! by Fae_vorite, isthatbloodonhisshirt (wasterella)
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
06 May 2022
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He could hear the others talking outside, Scott and Isaac freaking out over something and Stiles snapping at them to shut up and help him get inside.
“Dude, how the fuck can you expect me to stay calm right now! Seriously, that’s a fucking tail!”
“We can talk about it later, just get me inside before someone fucking sees me! I don’t want to end up in a fucking aquarium!”
“Christ, you’re heavy!” Isaac grunted. “How much does this thing weigh?!”
“Shut up and walk,” Stiles snapped.
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Bookmarked by ze_couch_potahto
08 Jul 2026
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THEY ARE SO STINKIN CUTE DONT PLAY W ME IM AGDJKSGDKSBDBDHR 😆😆
derek finally getting over his trauma and learning to swim <3<3<3
I love how it didnt just end when he got saved we got a whole getting tgt too ☺️
omg the art in the first half scared the shit out of me lmfao
the ear scritches my heart 😩
they ruined the moment! WE ARE HAVING ANOTHER MOMENT CONFESS YOUR LOVE RN ISTG <--stiles and derek <3
merman stiles ftw ig