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Winston has added Lena, Hana, Genji, Jesse, Hanzo, Satya, Angela, Moira, Jamison, Mako, Siebren, Aleksandra, Elizabeth, Akande, Mei, Fareeha, Gabriel, Jack, Olivia, Amélie, Jean, Brigitte and Lúcio to a chat
Winston has named the chat "Groupchat"
Winston: Hello everyone, I've made this chat so we can talk about the project for Mr Bartalotti's class
Satya: That's a rather smart idea Winston
Jesse: can i change my name
Winston: Sure
Jesse has changed their name to McCree
McCree: better
Jean: Can I also change mine?
Winston: You don't need to ask me permission if you want to change your names :)
Jean has changed their name to Baptiste
Aleksandra has changed their name to Zarya
Siebren has changed their name to Sigma
Elizabeth has changed their name to Ashe
Mako has changed their name to Roadie
Jamison has changed their name to Jamie
Olivia has changed their name to Sombra
Genji: y sombra
Sombra: not ur business
Lena: bets that this chat will be the most chaotic thing within an hour
Hana: as long as a hour...
Lena: tru tru
Lúcio: wait theres a project???
Hanzo: Were you not in class today?
Lúcio: i was i just slept through it
Hana: lol
Lena: bloody hell
Gabriel: what kind of person says bloody hell
Lena: me bitch tf
Winston: I'm starting to think that this was a mistake
Hana: it definitely was
Amélie: I did not give my permission to be here, I want out
Sombra: lol no
Amélie: What do you mean no?
Sombra: no one can leave
Hana: how tf
Genji: u got rid of the leave button???
Amélie: How is that even possible?
Sombra: im the worlds greatest hacker
Gabriel: youre not even an adult
Sombra: so???
Hana: you better not cheat at games
Sombra: not the kind of hacking i do
Lena: why...
Sombra: y not?
Lúcio: ur mysterious
Sombra: thx i try
Satya: Definitely a bad idea now
Genji: y is the chat just called groupchat
Winston: Because that's what this is?
McCree: allow me
McCree has changed the chat name to "i have a kitten in my cowboy hat"
Hana: ...
Lena: ...
Genji: ...
Lúcio: ...
Sombra: ...
Genji: really?
McCree: yes
McCree: i snuck him into our dorm last night
Genji: OUR DORM???
Genji: AND YOU DIDN'T SHOW ME HIM?
McCree: it was 4am
Lena: not really last night then is it
McCree: nobody fucking asked you
Lena: rude
Hana: does he have a name?
McCree: ...deadlock
Sombra: after the gang?
McCree: how tf did u know that???
Sombra: i know everything
Genji: prove it
Sombra: ok sparrow
Genji: oh hell no
Hanzo: I do not trust you
Sombra: used to that
Hana: this can be unpacked later
Hana: i wanna know about deadlock
Hana: the cat not the gang
McCree: hes black and fluffy and tiny
Hana: i am coming to your dorm rn
McCree: do we have a say in this?
Hana: absolutely not
Genji: jesse pick your dirty underwear up from the fucking floor then
Lena: ew
Amélie: How do you live in such a mess?
McCree: i used to be part of a gang, believe me this ain't even bad
Genji: it is very bad
Winston: This chat was a mistake...