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Freshmen 2020
FreshmanAmber added FreshmanAether and FreshmanLumine to the chat.
SCPres: Oh it looks like Amber has added the transfer students in. Thank you, Amber.
FreshmanAmber: No probs!
SCPres: Then it looks like we’re complete. Jean, if you would.
SCVP: Welcome to Teyvat High, the home to top-notchers and excellency! This prestigious school has been the top-ranked high school in the continent for three years, and you would not regret enrolling here.
SCVP: Now, we understand that we have new transfer students so I would be sending here the link for the student survey. Please fill this up if you haven’t, because this will serve as our guide for you.
SCVP sent an attachment.
SCPres: Thank you, Jean. I have to strictly remind everyone once again that this group chat is for official announcement from the student council. This is not the place for asking answers to the online modules, nor is it the place for cussing.
FreshmanAmber, FreshmanLumine, FreshmanAether, and 300 other people liked the message.
hi welcome to yeetvat
kaeyastits is online.
bunnybaronboom is online.
bunnybaronboom added lumine and aether to the chat.
bunnybaronboom: i added them already!
kaeyastits: good job
lumine: hello!
aether: hi!
bunnybaronboom: welcome to our chat!
kaeyastits: i think the others are asleep
bunnybaronboom: @DilucRagnivndr @iownmoraxass @xingqiustop @chongyunsbottom @booksarebetterthanmen @AlatusXiao @adeptusganyu @guobasupremacy @isucktitsnotdicks @electrocritqueen
DilucRagnivndr, iownmoraxass, xingqiustop, chongyunsbottom, booksarebetterthanmen, AlatusXiao, adeptusganyu, guobasupremacy, isucktitsnotdicks, electrocritqueen are online.
AlatusXiao: what the fuck
guobasupremacy: oh new people! hi aether and lumine!
isucktitsnotdicks: neat new meat
booksarebetterthanmen: hello cuties!
electrocritqueen: hello to the new guys
adeptusganyu: HI!!! I HOPE YOU’LL LOVE TEYVAT HIGH!!!
iownmoraxass: oh a new girl! my name is childe but you can call me tartaglia
AlatusXiao: shut up childe
iownmoraxass: no you
AlatusXiao: no we’re not playing this shit again
iownmoraxass: fuck you im trying to be nice
AlatusXiao: i dont know what your definition of nice is but you’re acting like a weirdo
adeptusganyu: YEAH I THOUGHT YOU’RE TAKEN THO
iownmoraxass: hell no wtf my heart and soul belongs to
electrocritqueen: zhongli
adeptusganyu: ZHONGLI
kaeyastits: zhongli
DilucRagnivndr: Zhongli.
bunnybaronboom: Zhongli!
lumine: who is zhongli
aether: i think he’s part of the council
isucktitsnotdicks: the senior that childe is simping for
iownmoraxass: nO WTF
kaeyastits: yeah tell that to your nickname
AlatusXiao: ha suck that
iownmoraxass: i dont suck, i fuck
AlatusXiao: unnecessary information
adeptusganyu: DON’T WORRY CHILDE, WE ALL STILL LOVE YOU
electrocritqueen: even if you act straight
isucktitsnotdicks: you shud just man up and confess to the guy
DilucRagnivndr: Please do. You live right next to my house and I can still hear you through your window jacking off
iownmoraxass: HUH
booksarebetterthanmen: Childe i didnt know you were an exhibitionist
iownmoraxass: DILUC YOU SONUVA BITCH YOU EXPOSED ME AND IN FRONT OF THE NEW STUDENTS TOO
aether: uh
lumine: uh…
bunnybaronboom: oh dont worry aether and lumine! this may seem like a group chat for everyone, but its a group chat where we bully childe
AlatusXiao: yeah this needs to be renamed
AlatusXiao renamed the group chat to Bully Childe Agenda.
AlatusXiao: much better
iownmoraxass: yOU FUCKERs
electrocritqueen: serves you right after breaking my friend’s heart last year
isucktitsnotdicks: i told u childe, embrace the gay
iownmoraxass: let me tell yall that i am not gay and will never be
kaeyastits: but yur selectively gay
iownmoraxass: no
isucktitsnotdicks: dont deny it twink
iownmoraxass: IM NOT A TWINK HOL Y SHIT
DilucRagnivndr: k twink
AlatusXiao: k twink
electrocritqueen: k twink
iownmoraxass: diluc istfg im gonna knock ur door down and murder you
kaeyastits: and ill be watching
adeptusganyu: NO KILLING OR VIOLENCE CHILDE OR IM TELLING ZHONGLI
iownmoraxass: gANYU
isucktitsnotdicks: embrace the gay
iownmoraxass: no fuck u all im leaving
iownmoraxass left the group chat.
kaeyastits: bring him back in amber we’re not letting that shithead go
bunnybaronboom: aye aye sir!
bunnybaronboom added iownmoraxass.
iownmoraxass: im not gay how many times am i going to keep telling you guys
electrocritqueen: maybe 3 more
booksarebetterthanmen: dont worry childe ive been there
isucktitsnotdicks: yea dont worry childe we have two lesbians here who can feel for u
aether: whos lesbian
isucktitsnotdicks: my nickname says it all
booksarebetterthanmen: i am
kaeyastits: and we have gay people too
xingqiustop: me
chongyunsbottom: yep
kaeyastits: me too
iownmoraxass: is ganyu lesbian
adeptusganyu: NO I AM NOT BUT I DO LIKE KEQING
electrocritqueen: what
adeptusganyu: DOES THAT MAKE ME GAY?
baronbunnyboom: probs?
electrocritqueen: are we going to ignore how ganyu literally confessed to me
AlatusXiao: We’ve already known her crush for a while.
isucktitsnotdicks: yeah ur pretty dense too
electrocritqueen: srsly
aether: wait sorry to cut the convo but who’s who exactly
kaeyastits: oh shit we havent introduced ourselves yet
guobasupremacy: im back from cooking! what happened?
chongyunsbottom: impeccable timing, xiangling. we were going to introduce ourselves now
kaeyastits: okay so im kaeya a sophomore
DilucRagnivndr: Diluc, sophomore
isucktitsnotdicks: beidou, ur junior
booksarebetterthanmen: lisa a junior
electrocritqueen: keqing, junior
adeptusganyu: HI IM GANYU AND IM A SOPHOMORE
AlatusXiao: Xiao, sophomore
iownmoraxass: childe or tartaglia, junior
chongyunsbottom: its nice to meet you again, lieges. my name is Xingqiu
xingqiustop: chongyun. me and xingqiu are sophomores
guobasupremacy: im xiangling and im a sophomore!
aether: oh shit so only amber and my sister are the freshmen here?
bunnybaronboom: yepp! but ive known these guys for a while now
DilucRagnivndr: Yes, Amber was from Teyvat Junior High
lumine: oh wow so everyone knew each other
bunnybaronboom: dont worry aether and lumine! everyone is welcome to join our group!
aether: thank you, amber although i scrolled through the list of people and theres this unknown user
kaeyastits: oh no
electrocritqueen: uh oh
bunnybaronboom: we dont talk about that guy hehe
lumine: ? what happened
isucktitsnotdicks: well he’s still probably suspended, but theres no harm in tellin you who that is
DilucRagnivndr: The unknown user is one of our friends. He’s out of commission though, because he has violated a lot of school rules last semester, and the principal had him suspended.
adeptusganyu: MAYBE WE SHOULD VISIT HIM? HE MIGHT BE DEAD
iownmoraxass: highly doubt that because the guy is bad grass
chongyunsbottom: but didnt he snort a lot of drugs the last time we saw him?
DilucRagnivndr: Yes, he did. But I made sure to keep illegal drugs out of his reach. I had my butler take care of some things to ensure that he wouldn’t dabble in illegal drugs.
iownmoraxass: hes pretty crafty tho
DilucRagnivndr: ...Then it looks like we might have to pay him a visit.
lumine: is he… scary?
bunnybaronboom: nah venti is harmless
booksarebetterthanmen: although he might offer you to do stuff
electrocritqueen: pls do not accept anything from him. we need him to be rehabilitated soon.
xingqiustop: i think xingqiu knows some people
chongyunsbottom: i have to ask first, though. but im pretty sure Diluc has some ideas already
kaeyastits: oh yeah he definitely does. as much as he doesnt look like it, the guy cares for him a lot
DilucRagnivndr: ...Don’t make it sound like that, Kaeya.
kaeyastits: sound whut
DilucRagnivndr: Nevermind.
drunkassbard is online.
drunkassbard: I HEARD PEOPLE WERE TALKING ABOUT ME~! ☆=(ゝω･)/
DilucRagnivndr: Holy shit.
guobasupremacy: i think thats the first time we’ve heard Diluc cuss.