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Seven Men and a Little Lady

Summary:

Originally written for Avengerkink. Loki's magic accidentally turns Darcy into a five-year-old. Now she has to live in a house with all these wacky Avenger people while the doctors and scientists at that S.H.I.E.L.D. place try to change her back. Tea parties, braiding sessions, and super-duper sneaking ensue.

Notes:

Original prompt here.

This was written from December 2011 to May 2012, before The Avengers was released, which is why the Avengers live in a mansion, not Stark Tower, and why Agent Coulson is still alive. Also, Bruce has a small role in this fic because I wasn't sure how to write him given the recasting controversy that was still an issue at the time.

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She's sitting on a table with her shoes off.  She likes to look at her stripey socks while a bunch of big men in bright costumes talk about her.  All she knows is that her name is Darcy because they keeping looking at her every time they say it.

A man with short blond hair and a star on his chest bends down to talk to her.  "Darcy, do remember any of what happened?"

She thinks for a few seconds.  "Lots of blue light.  It was really pretty."

"What about before?"

"Before what?"

"The explosion."

Darcy opens her mouth wide.  "Something exploded?"

An even bigger man in a red cape picks her up.  "Darcy!  Do you know me?!"

"No.  But I really like your hair."  She grabs a chunk of it---it's long and thick and bright yellow and Darcy doesn't want to let go.

The red robot with a man's head starts talking.  "She doesn't remember anything, Thor.  We're screwed.  In every possible position."

Cape-man gives her a big hug.  "Then we shall care for her until she remembers!  Or the S.H.I.E.L.D. scientists can fix her!"

"What if that doesn't happen?"

"It matters not---she is our friend and I, for one, shall not abandon her!"  Cape-man pats her head.  "What say you, Darcy?"

"Um, I like you, too."  She starts pulling his hair and he laughs. 

The robot-man puts his head in his metal hands and groans.

Darcy giggles.  "He's silly!"

Star-man smiles.  "You have no idea."

"This shall be great fun, I think!" Cape-man shouts.  Darcy hugs him.