Chapter 1: Chapter One: The Cost of a Spark
Summary:
Song recommendation for this chapter -
Numb – Linkin Park
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
The heavy oak doors of the St. Jude’s Academy science laboratory swung shut with a resounding thud, trapping the scent of sulfur, singed carpet, and panic within its walls.
Ten-year-old Aerion Targaryen stood frozen, his hands hovering awkwardly at his sides. His heart hammered a frantic, bird-like rhythm against his ribs, loud enough that he was certain the angry adults storming toward him could hear it. He hadn't meant for this to happen. That was the unvarnished truth, though he knew with sinking certainty that no one in this room was going to believe him.
Just ten minutes ago, Aerion had been staring out the rain-streaked window, his chin propped on his hand. His mind had drifted to his massive house, thinking about how cavernous and quiet it had felt that morning. He just wanted a little noise. Just something small, he had decided.
He had slipped a mild smoke pellet—the kind you bought at cheap novelty stores—under the desk of Julian Vance, the headmaster’s sniveling nephew. He was hoping for a jump, a squeak, and perhaps a ten-minute disruption so he could stop thinking about the silence.
But Julian hadn't just jumped. When the small pellet popped, releasing a harmless puff of grey smoke, Julian had shrieked like he was being murdered, scrambled backward over his own chair, and flailed his arms wildly. In his frantic backpedaling, Julian crashed violently into the pride and joy of St. Jude’s science department: a fully articulated, antique fossil skeleton of a velociraptor.
The sound of the fossil shattering against the polished tile floor was deafening. It sounded like a hundred delicate porcelain plates dropped from a great height.
Now, the priceless artifact was nothing more than a pile of jagged, dusty fragments. And Mr. Harrison was purple in the face, his finger pointed directly at Aerion’s chest.
"Do you have any idea what you've done, Targaryen?!" the teacher roared, spit flying from his lips. "That specimen is worth more than this entire wing of the school! It is irreplaceable!"
"I didn't break it!" Aerion protested, his voice cracking slightly as he took a step back. "I just dropped a smoke thing! Julian is the one who knocked it over! He was acting like a baby over a little bit of smoke!"
"Do not shift the blame, young man!" Mr. Harrison shouted, stepping so close that Aerion could smell the stale coffee on his breath. "You are a menace! A constant, unrelenting disruption! You deliberately set off an incendiary device in a laboratory setting—"
"It wasn't incendiary, it was a joke!" Aerion yelled back, the familiar, hot rush of defensive anger bubbling up in his chest. It was always like this. No matter what happened, it was always the Targaryen kid’s fault. He was the scapegoat, the easy target, because everyone knew his father was too busy to ever actually show up and defend him. "Julian tripped over his own stupid feet! Ask anyone!"
"I don't need to ask anyone to know that you are the root cause of every disaster in this grade!" Mr. Harrison grabbed Aerion roughly by the upper arm. The grip was tight, bordering on painful, and it ignited a fierce panic in Aerion’s gut.
"Let go of me!" Aerion screamed, thrashing his arm to break the man's hold. "I said I was sorry about the smoke, but I didn't break the stupid dinosaur! You aren't listening to me!"
"I am taking you directly to the Headmaster’s office," the teacher snarled, dragging the boy toward the door as the rest of the class watched in stunned, breathless silence. "And this time, Aerion, you are not talking your way out of it."
Aerion’s chest heaved, his eyes burning with unshed tears of frustration. He clamped his mouth shut, his jaw aching. Fine. Let them yell. Let them call his father. He was used to being the bad kid. If they were going to treat him like a monster, he might as well stop trying to be anything else.
Miles away, in the heart of the financial district, the temperature in the executive boardroom of Targaryen Enterprises was kept at a crisp, unforgiving sixty-six degrees. It was a temperature designed to keep men awake, alert, and uncomfortable.
Maekar Targaryen sat at the head of the sprawling, frosted-glass table, looking every inch the ruthless corporate titan the media painted him out to be. His silver-white hair was impeccably styled, his bespoke dark charcoal suit fit flawlessly over his broad shoulders, and his piercing violet eyes were narrowed into slits as he stared down the opposing legal counsel.
They were in the final, agonizing hours of a hostile takeover of a rival shipping conglomerate. Millions of dollars, thousands of jobs, and months of Maekar’s relentless, sleepless work hinged on the next few sentences spoken in this room. He had barely seen his own bed in three days. He was running on black coffee, sheer willpower, and a simmering, low-grade irritation.
"The valuation of the eastern fleet is unacceptable," Maekar said, his voice a low, gravelly baritone that instantly commanded the quiet room. "You are inflating the worth of rusting hulls by twenty percent. We will offer thirty million for the assets, not a penny more, and we expect a finalized draft by—"
His private cell phone buzzed.
It was a sharp, grating vibration against the glass table. Maekar ignored it, his eyes never leaving the sweating executive across from him. "By three o'clock this afternoon."
The phone buzzed again. And then a third time.
Only three people had that number. His brothers, his personal assistant Larys, and the school.
Maekar closed his eyes for a fraction of a second, a muscle feathering in his clenched jaw. He held up a single, gloved hand, cutting off the opposing lawyer before the man could even open his mouth to argue. The entire room fell into a deathly silence.
Maekar picked up the phone, glancing at the caller ID. Headmaster Vance. St. Jude’s.
A spike of heavy exhaustion drove itself straight through his temples. He didn't have the bandwidth to deal with whatever petty, dramatic squabble his sons had gotten into today. He pressed the phone to his ear.
"Targaryen," he answered curtly.
"Mr. Targaryen, it is Headmaster Vance. I apologize for the interruption, but I need you to come to the school immediately. It concerns Aerion." The man's voice was remarkably composed, but there was a hard, uncompromising edge to it that Maekar had never heard before.
"I am in the middle of a multi-million dollar acquisition, Headmaster." Maekar kept his voice low, though the frost in it could have frozen water. "Whatever he has done, have him sit in detention until my staff can collect him at three."
"That will not be possible, Mr. Targaryen. Aerion has destroyed a priceless historical artifact in the science wing. Given his... extensive disciplinary history, the board has already convened an emergency meeting. We are formally expelling him. You need to come and collect your son."
Maekar stopped breathing.
Expelled. A Targaryen, expelled. The word echoed in his skull, loud and obnoxious. His family name was synonymous with excellence, with power, with perfection. And his ten-year-old son was being thrown out of the most prestigious academy in the state like common trash.
"I will be there in twenty minutes," Maekar said deadpan. He ended the call, placed the phone face-down on the table, and stood up. The leather of his chair creaked loudly in the quiet room.
"Gentlemen," Maekar said, buttoning his suit jacket with sharp, precise movements. "Something requires my immediate attention. My legal team will remain to hash out the finer details. If you do not accept the thirty million by the time I return, the deal is dead, and I will personally see to it that your stock plummets by morning. Good day."
He strode out of the boardroom without waiting for a response, his face a mask of icy calm. Inside, however, he was seething. He was a single father to four boys—Daeron, Aerion, Aemon, and little Aegon. It was a chaotic existence that he managed by throwing money, nannies, and strict schedules at the problem. His wife had left him shortly after Aemon was born, unable to handle the pressure. She had returned briefly, just long enough for a disastrous, alcohol-fueled night that resulted in Aegon, before vanishing entirely, leaving Maekar to pick up the pieces.
He didn't know how to be a father. He knew how to be a CEO. He knew how to manage crises. And right now, Aerion was a crisis severely damaging his schedule.
The drive to the school was a blur of traffic and mounting fury. By the time Maekar’s driver pulled the sleek black car up to the front steps of St. Jude’s, Maekar was ready to tear the building down brick by brick.
He bypassed the receptionist, ignoring her sputtered protests, and pushed open the heavy mahogany door to the Headmaster’s office without knocking.
Aerion was sitting in a hard-backed wooden chair in the corner, looking small. His uniform tie was askew, his hair was messy, and there were red, blotchy patches on his cheeks. He looked up the moment the door banged open, and the terror in his eyes was palpable.
Headmaster Vance stood up from his desk. "Mr. Targaryen. Thank you for coming so quick—"
"Save it," Maekar snapped, his voice echoing loudly in the stuffy office. He didn't look at the Headmaster. His violet gaze was locked on his son. "Get your things, Aerion."
"Dad, listen to me, please," Aerion started, his voice trembling as he gripped the edges of his seat. "I didn't do it! I mean, I dropped a smoke bomb, but I didn't break the fossil! Julian tripped over a stool and fell into it! He’s lying because he doesn't want to get in trouble!"
"I said, get your things!" Maekar roared, the sheer volume making both the boy and the Headmaster flinch.
"Mr. Targaryen, the damage is upwards of a hundred thousand dollars," Vance tried to interject, holding up a file folder. "We have statements from the teacher—"
"Send the invoice to my accounting department. It will be paid by five o'clock," Maekar cut him off, finally turning his glare onto the older man. "As for your school, consider my family's annual endowment permanently revoked. If you cannot manage a ten-year-old boy without resorting to expulsion, you do not deserve my money."
Maekar turned back to Aerion, who was hurriedly shrugging on his blazer, his hands shaking so badly he couldn't grasp the fabric properly. Maekar didn't offer to help. He simply grabbed Aerion by the scruff of his blazer, hauling him forcefully toward the door.
"Dad, you're hurting me—Dad, tell him! Tell him I didn't break it!" Aerion pleaded, stumbling as he tried to keep up with his father’s long strides down the hallway. Students were peering out of classroom doors, whispering and pointing. The humiliation burned in Aerion’s chest, hot and suffocating.
"Be quiet," Maekar hissed through his teeth, dragging the boy out the front doors and down the stone steps toward the waiting car. "You have embarrassed me enough for one lifetime. You will not say another word until we are in the car."
He practically shoved Aerion into the back seat, slamming the door before climbing in the other side.
"Drive. The office," Maekar barked at his driver. The partition rolled up silently, sealing them in an airtight, soundproof bubble of tension.
"Dad," Aerion whispered, tears finally spilling over his lashes. He wiped at them angrily with the back of his sleeve. "Why won't you just listen to me? I'm telling the truth. I didn't touch the stupid skeleton. I just wanted to make Julian jump."
"Do you think I care about the truth right now?!" Maekar exploded, turning in his seat to loom over his son. "Do you think the board of directors cares who actually knocked over a pile of bones? All they know is that my son is a delinquent who was just expelled from the finest institution on the East Coast! You are ten years old, Aerion! Ten! And already you are out of control!"
"Maybe if you were ever home, I wouldn't have to do stuff to make people notice me!" Aerion shouted back, the defensive anger shielding his breaking heart.
"Do not test me today, boy," Maekar warned, his voice dropping to a dangerous, lethal whisper. "I work seventy hours a week to provide for you. To give you the life your mother abandoned you to. And this is how you repay me? With arson and vandalism?"
Aerion shrank back against the leather seat, the fight draining out of him all at once. The mention of his mother always felt like a physical blow. He turned his head, staring blankly out the tinted window as the city sped by, his chest heaving with silent, suppressed sobs. His father had already made up his mind. He was guilty. He would always be guilty.
Targaryen Enterprises was a towering monument of glass and steel, an intimidating fortress that mirrored its owner.
Maekar marched through the grand lobby, his stride purposeful and aggressive, with Aerion trailing miserably a few steps behind. Employees scrambled out of their way, murmuring rushed greetings that Maekar ignored. He swiped his keycard, bypassing the standard elevators for his private executive lift, and dragged his son up to the top floor.
When the doors parted, Maekar bypassed the sleek reception desk and headed straight for the glass-walled perimeter of his personal office.
"Larys!" Maekar barked as he pushed open the door.
His personal assistant, a thin, nervous man with impeccable posture, practically leapt from his chair in the adjoining cubicle and scurried in. "Yes, Mr. Targaryen? I thought you were in the acquisition meeting—"
"Aerion has been expelled," Maekar stated flatly, shrugging off his overcoat and tossing it onto a chair. He pointed a rigid finger at the long, stiff leather sofa against the far wall. "Sit there. Do not move. Do not speak. Do not touch anything."
Aerion trudged over to the sofa, his head hung low, and curled himself into the corner, pulling his knees up to his chest. He felt insignificant and entirely in the way.
"Expelled, sir?" Larys squeaked, his eyes darting to the boy. "Oh dear. Shall I... shall I contact St. George’s? Or perhaps Wellington Academy? We have standing applications—"
"Contact everyone," Maekar ordered, sitting down at his massive mahogany desk and pulling open his laptop. "Call every private institution within a fifty-mile radius. I don't care what the tuition is. I don't care if you have to bribe the admissions board. Get him enrolled somewhere by Monday. I cannot have him sitting at home destroying the estate while I am trying to finalize this merger."
"Right away, sir." Larys scurried out, pulling the heavy glass door shut behind him.
The silence that fell over the office was oppressive. The only sound was the frantic clicking of Maekar’s keyboard and the distant, muffled hum of city traffic dozens of floors below.
Aerion sat on the sofa for what felt like hours. He didn't dare move. He watched his father work, watching the deep furrow between Maekar’s brows, the tight clench of his jaw. Aerion wanted to speak. He wanted to apologize for the smoke bomb. He wanted to explain that he missed his brothers, that he hated the nannies, that he just wanted his dad to look at him with something other than exhausting disappointment.
But he knew better. He pulled his legs tighter against his chest, burying his face in his knees.
The afternoon dragged on into evening. The sky outside the floor-to-ceiling windows bruised into shades of purple and dark blue.
Larys returned three times. The first time, he looked anxious. The second time, he looked pale. The third time, he looked as though he was walking to the gallows.
"Report," Maekar demanded without looking up from his screen.
Larys swallowed hard, clutching a tablet to his chest. "Sir... I have contacted twenty-four different academies. Every prestigious school, every private institution, every boarding school within commuting distance."
"And?"
"And... it's a no, sir." Larys winced. "Across the board. Unanimous rejection."
Maekar finally stopped typing. He slowly raised his head, his violet eyes locking onto his assistant with terrifying intensity. "Excuse me?"
"Word of the incident at St. Jude’s traveled quickly, sir. The broken velociraptor fossil. And, combined with his previous record—the flooded gymnasium, the bullfrogs in the staff restroom—"
"Are you telling me that not a single school will take my money?" Maekar’s voice was dangerously quiet.
"They consider him a liability, Mr. Targaryen. They said his reputation is too much of a risk to their standing. I... I did expand the search parameters, sir. I spent the last two hours looking into alternative education."
"Alternative education?" Maekar stood up, bracing his hands flat on the desk. "What the hell does that mean, Larys?"
"Public schools, sir," Larys squeaked, shrinking back. "Mainstream schools. Specifically, those with behavioral programs. But even then... the districts are full. We are looking at a two-week waiting period just to get an interview."
"Two weeks?" Maekar exploded, swiping a hand across his desk, sending a stack of manila folders scattering across the carpet. Aerion flinched violently on the sofa, pressing himself harder into the corner. "I am not having this boy sitting at home for two weeks under the care of household staff! He requires discipline! He requires structure! Find a school! Now!"
"I am trying, sir, but there simply isn't anywhere that will take him on such short notice!"
The office door clicked open, breaking the tense standoff.
Mrs. Vance, the current head nanny—and, coincidentally, the sister-in-law of the Headmaster who had just expelled Aerion—stepped into the room. She was a tall, severe-looking woman with her graying hair pulled back into a painfully tight bun. She was carrying a tailored wool coat over her arm, her lips pursed in perpetual disapproval.
"Good evening, Mr. Targaryen," she said smoothly, completely ignoring the scattered papers and the terrified boy on the sofa. "I received your message that Aerion would need collecting. I came as soon as I got the baby down for a nap."
"The boy is a disaster," Maekar snarled, rubbing his temples. "He has managed to get himself blacklisted from every private school in the state. Larys tells me we are looking at two weeks before a public school will even look at him."
Mrs. Vance’s eyes flicked to Aerion. The boy was glaring at her from the sofa, his eyes red-rimmed but defiant. She hadn't forgotten the bullfrog incident. She hadn't forgotten the sheer terror of opening her toilet lid to find a dozen slimy amphibians staring back at her. This little shit needed to be knocked down a peg. He needed to be put somewhere he couldn't act like a spoiled, untouchable prince.
"If I may, Mr. Targaryen," Mrs. Vance said, her voice dripping with false sympathy. "I might have a solution. I am part of several childcare networking groups. I know of a school. A mainstream, public institution in the lower-east district. They specialize in... integration. They take troubled youths, children who have slipped through the cracks. It is a very strict, no-nonsense environment. No coddling. No luxuries."
She knew full well the school was underfunded, chaotic, and boasted terrible online reviews. It was a holding pen for kids the city didn't know what to do with. It was the absolute last place a billionaire's son belonged. It was perfect.
Maekar looked up, his eyes bloodshot with exhaustion. "Can they take him on Monday?"
"I believe they have an open-door policy for immediate transfers, provided the paperwork is signed and a sizable 'donation' is made to their district fund."
"Fine," Maekar snapped, waving a hand dismissively. "I don't care what it is. I don't care where it is. Tell Larys the details. He will handle it."
"Of course, sir," Mrs. Vance smiled—a thin, cruel stretching of her lips. She turned to Larys, her voice dropping to a brisk, business-like tone. "Contact King’s Row Academy. Speak to the admissions clerk. Tell them we need an immediate behavioral transfer."
Larys looked panicked. "King's Row? Mrs. Vance, that is... that is in a very rough neighborhood. Are you certain—"
"Mr. Targaryen said to handle it, Larys," she reprimanded sharply. "Do your job."
Larys swallowed hard, nodding rapidly. He practically sprinted out of the office to make the calls.
Maekar sank back into his leather chair, running a hand heavily over his face. He felt like he was suffocating under the weight of his own life. The merger, the children, the endless, relentless stream of problems.
Twenty minutes later, Larys returned, holding a small stack of poorly photocopied enrollment forms. He placed them tentatively on Maekar’s desk.
"They... they agreed, sir. The donation was sufficient to bypass the waiting period. If you sign these, he can start on Monday morning at eight a.m."
Maekar didn't even read the letterhead. He didn't look at the school’s credentials, its address, or its behavioral policies. He simply pulled a silver fountain pen from his breast pocket, uncapped it, and aggressively slashed his signature across the bottom of four different pages. He was signing away his son’s safety and comfort, sealing him into an environment alien to a boy raised in mansions and chauffeured cars, purely out of exhaustion and spite.
"Done," Maekar shoved the papers back at Larys. "File them. And Larys? Get me the house manager on the phone."
Larys quickly dialed the estate and handed the receiver to Maekar.
"Davis," Maekar barked into the phone. "Aerion is grounded indefinitely. I want you to go into his room right now and strip it. Take the television, the computer, the tablet, the video games. Take every single toy—including that ratty dragon plush he drags around. Leave him his books and his clothes. If I find out he has had access to so much as a radio, you are fired. Do you understand me?"
On the sofa, Aerion let out a wounded gasp, the betrayal hitting him harder than the expulsion. "Dad, no! Not the dragon! Please! I've had him since I was a baby!"
Maekar ignored him, waiting for the house manager's confirmation before dropping the phone back onto its receiver.
Aerion scrambled off the sofa, rushing toward the desk. The panic was overwhelming now. His room was his sanctuary. It was the only place he felt safe in that massive house. "Dad, please! I didn't break the dinosaur! I swear on my life, I didn't! Julian did it! Look at the cameras! Just look at them!"
Maekar paused. His hand, resting on the polished surface of his desk, stilled. He narrowed his eyes at his son, a micro-second of hesitation flickering in his gaze. He could make the call. He could verify it.
Then, he looked away, waving a hand in blunt dismissal. He chose not to know.
"I told you to be quiet!" Maekar roared, slamming both hands down on the desk as he stood up, towering over the boy. "I do not want to hear another word of your pathetic excuses! You are a menace! You are destructive, undisciplined, and out of control!"
"I'm not!" Aerion cried, tears finally spilling hot and fast down his cheeks. "You never listen to me! You never listen to any of us! You just throw money at people and make them go away!"
Maekar’s eyes darkened, a storm of fury brewing in the violet depths. He stepped around the desk, pointing a finger directly in Aerion’s face. "I provide for this family. I break my back to ensure you have a roof over your head and a future handed to you on a silver platter! I am currently trying to salvage a deal that secures this company for the next fifty years, and you are incapable of simply behaving yourself for five minutes! Why can't you be more like your cousins? Hmm? Baelor’s sons never act like this! Valarr and Matarys are gentlemen. They excel. They do not set fire to their classrooms and humiliate their father on a weekly basis!"
The comparison hit Aerion like a physical punch to the gut.
Baelor’s sons. Baelor the Breakspear, his father’s older brother, the golden child of the Targaryen family. Baelor’s sons were perfect. They were polite, they won awards, they never stepped out of line. And his father clearly wished he had them instead of him.
The fight drained out of Aerion instantly. The tiny, defiant spark inside him—the one that had started this whole mess, the one that usually fought back—didn't ignite. Instead, he felt it firmly snuffed out, leaving behind nothing but the cold, burnt ash of rejection.
His shoulders slumped, and he took a step back from his father, looking incredibly small and defeated. He didn't say another word. He just wrapped his arms around his own stomach and slowly walked back to the sofa, curling into the tightest ball he could manage, pressing his face firmly into the leather cushions so his father wouldn't hear him cry.
Maekar watched him for a fleeting second, a sudden, sharp pang of guilt flaring in his chest. He pushed it down ruthlessly. He didn't have time for guilt. He had a company to run.
"Mrs. Vance," Maekar said coldly, turning his back on his son and sitting down at his computer. "Take him home. He is to go straight to his room. He is not to interact with his brothers."
"Of course, Mr. Targaryen," the nanny said, her voice dripping in false sweetness. She walked over to the sofa, tapping Aerion sharply on the shoulder. "Up you get, Aerion. Time to go."
Aerion didn't look at her. He didn't look at his father. He slid off the sofa, his feet dragging on the carpet. He kept his eyes locked firmly on the floor as he walked toward the glass door.
He paused, just for a moment, his hand resting on the polished metal handle. He looked back over his shoulder.
His father was already staring intently at his glowing laptop screen, his fingers flying across the keyboard, immersed in his world of numbers and contracts. He looked so far away.
"Bye, Dad," Aerion whispered, his voice thick and watery. "Love you."
Maekar didn't look up. He simply raised one hand from the keyboard, waving it in the air. A gesture of distracted dismissal.
Aerion swallowed a sob, pushed the door open, and followed the nanny out into the sterile, brightly lit hallway, the heavy glass swinging shut behind him with a quiet click.
For a long moment, the office was silent save for the clacking of keys. Maekar finished typing his email, hit send, and finally let out a long, ragged exhale. He rubbed his eyes, the headache pounding relentlessly against his skull. The anger was fading, leaving behind only an exhausted, hollow ache.
He glanced toward the door, staring at the empty space where his son had stood just moments before.
"Love you, too," Maekar murmured into the empty room, his voice rough and quiet. "We'll talk once I'm home."
He turned back to his screen, unaware that his son was already miles away, sitting in the back of a town car, convinced with absolute certainty that his father hated him.
The drive back to the Targaryen estate was suffocating. The silence in the back of the town car pressed against Aerion’s chest until he felt like he couldn’t draw a full breath. Mrs. Vance sat opposite him, her posture rigid, her face locked in a mask of smug satisfaction that she didn't even try to hide.
When the wrought-iron gates of the estate finally parted and the car pulled up the long, sweeping driveway, Aerion didn't wait for the driver to open his door. He scrambled out, his backpack thumping against his shoulder, and bolted up the marble steps. He ignored the greetings of the entryway staff, his small feet pounding against the grand staircase as he took the steps two at a time.
He just needed his room. He needed his space. He needed to bury his face in his pillows and scream until his throat was raw.
But when Aerion threw open his bedroom door, the breath was knocked out of him entirely.
He stopped dead in the doorway, the handle slipping from his numb fingers.
His room had been gutted.
The large flat-screen television that usually sat on the oak dresser was gone. The half-finished Lego castle he and Daeron had been building for three weeks was entirely dismantled, the table wiped clean. His tablet, his gaming console, the VR headset—all of it had vanished. Even the posters of his favorite bands and comic book heroes had been stripped from the walls, leaving behind pale, empty squares on the dark blue paint.
It didn't look like his room anymore. It looked like a guest room in a sterile, unfriendly hotel.
Panic, hot and jagged, spiked in Aerion’s chest. He dropped his backpack on the floor and scrambled frantically toward his bed.
"No, no, no," he chanted under his breath, dropping to his knees. He threw the expensive duvet aside, tearing at the pillows. He checked behind the headboard, his hands shaking violently. He crawled around the edge of the mattress, his breath coming in short, panicked gasps.
It wasn't there.
His dragon teddy was gone.
It was a faded, crimson-and-black plush dragon, its stuffing slightly lumpy, one of its felt wings sewn back on with clumsy, uneven stitches by a housekeeper years ago. It was the only thing Aerion truly, deeply cared about. His father had given it to him when he was just a year old. It was practically an antique; Aerion had secretly found old, grainy photographs in his father's study showing a very young Maekar holding an identical dragon plush. It was the only tangible proof Aerion had that his father had ever been soft, that his father had ever loved him enough to pass down something so personal.
Aerion scrambled to his feet, his heart hammering against his ribs like a trapped bird. He sprinted out of the room, his socks sliding on the polished hardwood floors of the hallway.
"Davis!" Aerion screamed, his voice echoing shrilly against the high, vaulted ceilings. "Davis!"
He found the house manager at the end of the corridor, directing two maids who were carrying a large plastic bin filled with Aerion’s confiscated video games.
Davis turned, his normally impassive face softening just a fraction at the sight of the distraught ten-year-old. "Master Aerion. You are supposed to be in your room. Your father’s orders were—"
"Where is it?" Aerion demanded, his chest heaving, his hands balled into tight fists at his sides. "Where did you put him?!"
"Your father instructed us to remove all entertainments and distractions from your quarters, sir," Davis said, his tone perfectly even, though he avoided looking directly into the boy's tear-filled eyes. "You are grounded indefinitely."
"I don't care about the games!" Aerion shouted, his voice cracking violently on the last syllable. "I don't care about the TV or the Legos! Where is my dragon?! You took my dragon!"
"All non-essential items were removed," Davis repeated, stepping slightly in front of the plastic bin as if shielding it.
"He's not a distraction! He's mine!" Aerion surged forward, trying to push past the tall man to get to the bins, but Davis caught him gently but firmly by the shoulders.
"No, Master Aerion. Your father was very explicit. You are allowed your books and your clothes. Nothing else. You are not allowed your things."
"I don't want all my stuff!" Aerion sobbed, the tears finally breaking free, spilling hot and fast down his flushed cheeks. He thrashed against Davis’s grip, desperation clawing at his throat. "I just want my dragon back! Please! Just the dragon! You can keep everything else forever, just give him back!"
"I am sorry, Aerion," Davis said, his voice dropping slightly, a hint of genuine regret bleeding through his professional facade. "But no. If I disobey Mr. Targaryen, I will lose my job. I cannot give it back."
Davis let go of the boy's shoulders, gave a stiff nod to the maids, and turned on his heel, walking away down the corridor.
"Davis, please!" Aerion screamed after him, the sound tearing from his throat. But the house manager didn't turn back. He simply rounded the corner and disappeared, taking the only piece of comfort Aerion had left in the world with him.
Aerion stood in the empty hallway for a long, agonizing moment. The silence of the massive house pressed in on him, heavy and suffocating. He felt entirely, utterly alone.
A low, guttural noise of pure frustration tore its way out of his chest. Aerion spun around and stormed back into his room, slamming the door behind him with enough force to rattle the picture frames in the hall.
The meltdown hit him like a physical blow.
He didn't just cry; he erupted. He grabbed the heavy glass paperweight off his desk and hurled it across the room, screaming as it shattered against the far wall. He swept his arm across the top of his bookshelf, sending dozens of hardback novels crashing to the floor in a chaotic avalanche. He grabbed his desk chair and shoved it over, kicking it viciously when it didn't break.
"It wasn't me!" he screamed to the empty room, tears blinding him as he grabbed his pillows and threw them violently at the door. "I didn't do it! I didn't break it!"
He was so angry his vision was swimming with black spots. He was angry at Julian, he was angry at the headmaster, he was angry at Davis, but most of all, he was furious with his father.
The bedroom door clicked open, and Mrs. Vance stepped inside, stepping smoothly over a discarded pillow. Her face was a mask of cold, imperious fury.
"What on earth is the meaning of this behavior?" she snapped, her sharp voice cutting through Aerion’s sobs like a knife.
Aerion froze, his chest heaving as he stood in the center of the destruction, his hands curled into tight, shaking fists. "They took my dragon! Tell them to give him back! Dad gave him to me!"
"Your father gave explicit instructions that your room was to be stripped, and that is exactly what happened," Mrs. Vance said coldly, crossing her arms over her chest. "Look at this mess. You are behaving like a feral animal, Aerion. It is entirely unbecoming of a boy of your station."
"I WANT MY DRAGON!" Aerion yelled, stepping toward her.
"You will not raise your voice to me!" she barked back, her eyes flashing dangerously. "You will not get a single one of your things back until your father explicitly says you can. And seeing as you have just been expelled for destroying property, I highly doubt he will be feeling generous anytime soon."
Aerion flinched, the words hitting their mark flawlessly.
"Now," Mrs. Vance continued, her lip curling into a sneer. "You will pick up every single book on this floor. You will clean up the glass you just shattered. And then you will sit on your bed in silence. If I hear so much as a peep out of you, I will call your father's office and inform him that you are having a psychotic break."
She didn't wait for his answer. She turned and swept out of the room, pulling the door shut with a sharp, dismissive click.
Aerion stared at the closed door, the remaining fight draining out of his body like water through a sieve. His shoulders slumped, and a fresh wave of quiet, miserable tears spilled over his eyelashes.
He didn't pick up the books. He didn't sweep the glass.
Instead, Aerion walked over to his bed, grabbed the trailing edge of his duvet, and dragged it down onto the floor. He crawled underneath his bed, dragging the blanket in with him, pulling it over his head like a protective shell.
It was dark under there. It smelled faintly of cedar wood and dust. It was cramped, pressing down on his back and shoulders, but for the first time all day, he felt somewhat safe. No one could look at him. No one could yell at him.
He curled himself into the tightest ball possible, wrapping his arms around his own chest where his dragon should have been, and buried his face in his knees. He cried until his throat was raw and his head pounded with a vicious, throbbing ache, the silent, shaking sobs rocking his small frame in the dark.
He didn't know how long he laid there. The sliver of light filtering in from beneath the bedskirt shifted from bright afternoon gold to the bruised, murky purple of early evening.
Eventually, the sound of footsteps echoed in the hallway, followed by the familiar, muffled voices of his brothers returning from their private tutors.
Aerion’s bedroom door creaked open.
"Aerion?"
It was Daeron. His twelve-year-old brother’s voice was hesitant, lacking its usual confident swagger.
Aerion didn't answer. He just held his breath, pressing his face harder into his knees.
He heard Daeron’s footsteps cross the room, pausing as they likely took in the scattered books and the shattered glass. There was a long silence. Then, the bedskirt lifted, flooding Aerion’s dark sanctuary with the harsh glow of the overhead bedroom light.
Daeron’s face appeared, upside down, as he peered under the bed frame. He looked exhausted, his school tie loosened, his dark blonde hair messy.
"What the fuck did you do now?" Daeron asked, his voice a mix of exasperation and genuine concern.
"I didn't do it," Aerion mumbled defensively, his voice thick and raspy from crying. He turned his face away, glaring at the wall.
Daeron let out a heavy sigh. He hesitated for a second, glancing over his shoulder toward the open bedroom door. Then, surprisingly, Daeron dropped to his stomach and shimmied under the bed, knocking his shoulder against the wooden frame before settling awkwardly next to Aerion in the cramped space.
"Move your elbow," Daeron grumbled, shoving at his younger brother until he had enough room to lie on his side, facing him.
Aerion sniffled, wiping his nose on the sleeve of his uniform, but he uncurled just a fraction.
"Rumors around the school are wild, you know," Daeron said quietly, picking at a loose thread on the carpet. "Some kids are saying you actually blew up the chemistry lab. Like, with dynamite. Julian Vance was crying in the courtyard saying you tried to assassinate him."
"Julian is a liar and a baby," Aerion snapped bitterly. "I dropped a smoke pellet. Like, the tiny ones you get at the joke shop. He jumped backward and knocked the stupid dinosaur skeleton over himself. But Mr. Harrison hates me, so he blamed it all on me."
Daeron winced. "Yeah... the dinosaur. Val and Matarys were talking about it at lunch. It sounded bad."
Daeron was trying to cheer him up, trying to normalize the situation the way he always did, but the mention of Baelor's perfect sons only made the hollow ache in Aerion’s chest flare up again.
"It doesn't matter," Aerion whispered, pulling the blanket tighter around his shoulders. "I'm expelled. Dad signed some papers. I'm going to a public school on Monday. A poor person school."
Daeron’s eyes widened slightly in shock. Public school? Targaryens didn't go to public school. That was entirely unheard of. "Seriously? Dad actually did that?"
"He didn't even look at the forms," Aerion said, his voice breaking again. "He just wanted me gone so he could finish his stupid meeting. He hates me, Daeron."
"He doesn't hate you," Daeron argued, though his voice lacked conviction. He was twelve; he was starting to understand the complex, terrifying reality that their father was deeply flawed, but he wasn't quite ready to admit it out loud. "He'll get you back into St. Jude’s, or somewhere better. He's just... he's just mad right now. You know how he gets when his mergers are happening. He'll cool off in a few weeks and realize public school is a bad look for the family."
"I just wish he believed me," Aerion mumbled, pressing his forehead against the carpet. "Just once. I wish he listened to me instead of just yelling."
Daeron reached out, awkwardly patting Aerion’s shoulder. It was a stiff, boyish gesture of comfort, but it was the most affection Aerion had received all day. "You know he doesn't listen to anyone, Aer. He's too busy. It’s just how he is."
Aerion looked overwhelmingly sad, curling up tighter until he was nothing more than a small, trembling ball of fabric and limbs.
Daeron watched him for a moment, a fierce, protective instinct flaring in his chest. "Look, why don't you come hang out with me and Aemon? We're setting up in the study. You can sit with us while we do our homework, and then we'll order dinner in there, and play some video games on my console."
"I can't," Aerion whispered miserably. "Dad took all my stuff. My room is empty. I'm grounded indefinitely. If Mrs. Vance catches me playing games, she'll call Dad."
"You don't have to play," Daeron reasoned, shuffling backward slightly to prepare to crawl out. "You can play with my stuff, or just watch. I won't let the harpy yell at you."
"I'll just get into trouble," Aerion sighed. "But... I'll come sit with you guys. It's too quiet in here."
"Alright. Come on." Daeron began to scoot backward, sliding out from under the bed.
Aerion started to follow, dragging his blanket with him. He paused, half-in and half-out of the shadows. "Daeron?"
"Yeah?" Daeron looked down at him from where he was brushing dust off his uniform trousers.
"They took my dragon."
Daeron froze, his hands stalling on his pants. He looked down at his brother, his brow furrowing in deep confusion. "What? No they didn't. Dad wouldn't do that. He knows you've had that since you were a baby."
"Davis took it. He said Dad ordered them to take everything that was a distraction. I begged him to leave it, but he wouldn't." Aerion’s voice was heartbreakingly small. "No one will give him back."
A flash of genuine, dark anger crossed Daeron’s young face. He set his jaw, looking startlingly like his father for a brief second. "Dad wouldn't do that on purpose," Daeron insisted stubbornly. "He probably just told them to clear the electronics and Davis went overboard. I'll go down to the staff quarters later and talk to Davis. I'll get it back for you, I promise."
Aerion nodded slowly, a tiny, fragile spark of hope igniting in his chest. "Thank you."
He crawled the rest of the way out, abandoning his blanket on the floor, and followed his older brother down the long, echoing hallway toward the grand study.
The study was Maekar’s secondary office, a massive room lined with floor-to-ceiling bookshelves and heavy leather furniture. Nine-year-old Aemon was already sitting at the large mahogany coffee table, surrounded by textbooks that looked far too advanced for his age. Aemon was the quietest of the brothers, small for his age, with pale hair and observant, solemn eyes. He looked up as Daeron and Aerion entered, offering his older brother a tiny, sympathetic smile.
"I heard the screaming," Aemon said softly, his voice barely carrying over the sound of the ticking grandfather clock.
"I'm fine," Aerion muttered, walking over to one of the oversized leather armchairs and sinking into it. He pulled his knees up to his chest, wrapping his arms around them, and proceeded to stare blankly at the dark, unlit fireplace.
Daeron sat down next to Aemon, pulling his own math workbook out of his bag. "Ignore it, Aemon. I'll help you with the fractions in a minute."
For the next half hour, the room was quiet save for the scratching of pencils and Daeron’s low voice as he patiently explained a math problem to Aemon. Aerion simply zoned out, his mind a chaotic swirl of the day's events. He dreaded Monday. He dreaded the thought of walking into a weird, poor school where he knew absolutely no one, where everyone would look at him like he was an alien.
The doors swung open, breaking the peace.
Mrs. Vance strode in, her face set in its usual scowl. Balanced on her hip was one-year-old Aegon. "Egg," as the boys called him, had a tuft of silver hair and large, curious violet eyes. He was currently chewing aggressively on his own fist, drool trailing down his chin.
It was glaringly obvious that Mrs. Vance did not want to be holding the baby. She held him slightly away from her body, as if he were a sack of flour that was leaking on her expensive blouse.
Daeron immediately dropped his pencil and stood up, crossing the room to take the baby from her. "I've got him," Daeron said, shifting Egg onto his own hip with practiced ease. Egg immediately stopped chewing his fist and grabbed a fistful of Daeron’s shirt, babbling happily.
"Can we have dinner in here tonight, Mrs. Vance?" Daeron asked, projecting an air of polite authority that he had absolutely learned from watching their father.
The nanny pinched the bridge of her nose, looking at the boys as if they were an infestation she couldn't wait to exterminate. "Fine. But I am not having the staff clean up a mess. You will eat at the table, not on the sofas. And Aerion," she snapped her gaze to the boy curled in the armchair, "you are not to have any desserts. You are grounded."
Aerion didn't even blink, refusing to acknowledge her.
"What's for dinner?" Aemon asked quietly.
"The chef has prepared a steamed Dover sole with a quinoa and kale salad, and a reduction of balsamic," Mrs. Vance said briskly.
Daeron and Aemon exchanged a look of pure disgust, struggling hard not to physically grimace. It was incredibly formal, tasteless adult food. The kind of food Maekar requested when he was actually home, but entirely unappetizing to children.
"Wonderful," Daeron lied through his teeth. "Thank you."
Mrs. Vance turned and left without another word, shutting the doors firmly behind her.
Daeron sighed, walking back to the coffee table and depositing Egg onto the plush rug. "I hate her."
"She hates us," Aemon agreed, returning to his fractions.
Egg immediately began crawling toward the armchair where Aerion was sitting. The baby grabbed the leg of the chair, pulling himself up to a wobbly stand, and slapped his sticky hands against Aerion’s knees.
"Ba!" Egg demanded loudly.
Aerion looked down, the dark cloud in his head parting just a fraction at the sight of his baby brother. Aerion reached down, hauling his little brother up into the armchair with him. Egg giggled, immediately grabbing for Aerion’s nose.
For the rest of the homework session, Aerion kept the baby entertained. He made ridiculous faces, crossing his eyes and puffing out his cheeks until Egg was shrieking with loud, belly-deep laughter. He bounced the baby on his knee, whispering silly, nonsensical stories into his ear about dragons flying over the city.
Aemon and Daeron occasionally looked up from their work, offering small smiles at the sound of Egg’s laughter. It was a rare, peaceful moment in a house that constantly felt like it was holding its breath. Aerion was always undeniably good with Egg. He had an endless reserve of patience for the toddler that he didn't seem to have for anyone else.
An hour later, one of the kitchen staff rolled a silver cart into the room.
The peace shattered immediately. Mrs. Vance stepped in behind the cart, clapping her hands sharply. "Aegon, time for your feeding. Come along."
She reached down, unceremoniously hauling Egg out of Aerion’s lap. The baby immediately began to wail, reaching his chubby arms back toward Aerion, but the nanny ignored him, marching out of the room to feed him in the nursery.
The three brothers moved to the small dining table situated in the corner of the study. The food was just as dismal as it sounded. The fish was dry, and the kale was bitter. Daeron pushed his food around his plate, trying to hide the pieces under his fork. Aemon ate methodically, chewing each bite as if it were a chore. Aerion barely ate at all, simply resting his chin in his hand and staring out the large window into the dark gardens.
"Let's go to my room," Daeron finally said, throwing his napkin down on his barely touched plate. "I have the new combat game. I haven't even opened it yet. We can play until lights out."
Aemon nodded eagerly, sliding out of his chair.
Aerion perked up slightly, a spark of interest returning to his eyes. He stood up, pushing his chair back. Maybe the day wouldn't end in complete misery.
But as they reached the study doors, they pulled them open to find Mrs. Vance standing directly on the other side, her arms crossed over her chest.
"And just where do you think you are going?" she asked, her voice dangerously quiet.
"To my room," Daeron said, standing slightly in front of his brothers. "We finished our homework and ate dinner."
"You and Aemon may go to your room," Mrs. Vance corrected, her eyes darting to Aerion with a vindictive gleam. "Aerion, you will go straight to your own room. And you will go to sleep. You are grounded."
"It's only seven-thirty!" Daeron argued, his voice rising in genuine anger. "He's not a toddler, you can't send him to bed now!"
"I am the head caregiver in this household, Daeron, and you will not question my authority," she snapped, stepping closer so she was looming over them. "Your father gave me explicit instructions. Aerion is to be isolated and disciplined. If you do not listen to me, I will pick up that telephone right now, call your father's private office line, and tell him that all three of you are being insubordinate. I am sure he would love to leave his multi-million dollar merger to come home and discipline you himself."
The threat hung in the air, heavy and lethal.
Daeron clenched his jaw, his fists trembling at his sides, but he stepped back. He couldn't call her bluff. Maekar’s wrath was not something any of them wanted to invite into the house.
Aerion didn't say a word. He didn't argue. He just looked at Daeron, a look of crushing defeat in his eyes, and gave a small, jerky nod.
"It's fine, Daeron," Aerion whispered, his voice incredibly hollow.
He slipped past the nanny, keeping his head down, and began the long walk down the hallway back to his empty bedroom.
Daeron and Aemon stood in the doorway, watching their brother’s retreating back. They shot each other a look of pure, shared sadness. They knew what it felt like to be pushed aside in this family, but tonight, Aerion was entirely alone in his exile.
Aerion opened the door to his dark, sterile room. He didn't bother turning on the light. He didn't bother changing into his pajamas. He simply walked over to his bed, dropped to his knees, and crawled back underneath the wooden frame.
He pulled the discarded blanket over his head, curling into a tight, miserable ball. The silence of the room was deafening. He closed his eyes, his hands clutching empty air against his chest.
He just wished he had his dragon.
Notes:
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Chapter 2: Chapter Two: The Silence Before Monday
Summary:
Maekar’s relentless pursuit of a shipping merger leaves his sons drifting in the silence of his absence. While he tells himself he’ll "fix things tomorrow," his son Aerion, is living through a nightmare of isolation and dread.
Song recommendation for this chapter -
The Night We Met – Lord Huron
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
The rest of the week blurred into a suffocating, adrenaline-fueled marathon for Maekar Targaryen.
The hostile takeover of the shipping conglomerate was proving to be a logistical nightmare, requiring every ounce of his intellect, intimidation, and time. He left the Targaryen estate before the sun crested the horizon, the grand halls silent and dark, and he did not return until long after the city lights had taken over the night sky.
Every evening, as his town car pulled up the long driveway, Maekar would loosen his silk tie, roll his stiff shoulders, and tell himself the same lie: I will talk to Aerion tomorrow.
He knew he had been too harsh. He knew, deep in the hollow ache of his chest, that throwing the boy to the wolves of the public education system without so much as a conversation was a failure of fatherhood. But the sheer exhaustion bone-deep within him always won. When he finally walked through the front doors at midnight, the thought of waking a volatile ten-year-old to have an emotionally charged conversation felt like scaling a mountain without ropes.
Tomorrow, he promised himself on Wednesday, staring at the ceiling of his empty bedroom.
Tomorrow, he swore on Thursday, rubbing his burning eyes over a stack of contracts.
Tomorrow, he murmured on Friday, pouring a glass of scotch he barely tasted.
But tomorrow kept getting pushed back, buried under the weight of his empire. And in the silence of his absence, the house became a prison for his son.
For Aerion, the four days stretching between his expulsion and the looming Monday morning were an exercise in mind-numbing torture.
Being grounded was one thing; being stripped of every comfort in his room was another entirely. Without his comics, his games, his television, or—most painfully—his dragon, his large bedroom felt cavernous and hostile. He spent hours simply lying on the floor, staring at the ceiling, counting the intricate plaster moldings until his eyes watered.
Daeron had tried to make good on his promise. On Thursday afternoon, while Mrs. Vance was occupied with Aegon’s nap, Daeron had marched down to the staff quarters and confronted Davis, demanding the dragon teddy back. Aerion had waited at the top of the stairs, his heart hammering with fragile hope.
But Daeron had returned empty-handed, his young face tight with fury.
"Davis wouldn't budge," Daeron had hissed, kicking the heavy oak banister. "He said Dad left strict, written orders. No exceptions, not even for the dragon. He’s locked it all in the basement storage, and he has the only key."
The news had crushed whatever remaining fight Aerion had left. He had retreated under his bed, pulling his knees to his chest, and refused to come out for dinner.
By Saturday afternoon, the anxiety about his new school had morphed into a cold dread that sat squarely in his stomach.
Aerion was sitting cross-legged on the floor of Daeron’s room, watching blankly as Aemon read a encyclopedia on marine biology, when the door swung open. Mrs. Vance strode in, carrying several plastic shopping bags adorned with the logo of a cheap, generic department store.
She dropped the bags onto Daeron’s pristine duvet with a dismissive thud.
"Your new uniform, Aerion," the nanny announced, her tone clipping the air. "The housekeeper has washed and ironed them. You are to make sure they are laid out for Monday morning."
Aerion stood up slowly, a knot tightening in his throat. He walked over to the bed and peered into the plastic bags.
It wasn't a uniform. Not really. At St. Jude’s, he wore a tailored navy blazer with a gold-embroidered crest, a crisp Oxford shirt, and a silk tie. What sat in the bag was a stack of stiff, bright white polo shirts and a plain, scratchy-looking navy blue pullover jumper. There were no crests. No tailored trousers, just generic, stiff black slacks.
It looked cheap. It felt like a punishment rendered in polyester.
"This isn't a uniform," Aerion whispered, pulling one of the white polos out. The fabric felt rough against his fingers.
"It is the standard dress code for King’s Row Academy," Mrs. Vance replied smoothly, crossing her arms.
"King's Row?" Daeron frowned, abandoning his video game controller. He pulled out his smartphone, his thumbs flying across the screen. "I’ve never even heard of that place. Let me look it up."
Mrs. Vance offered a thin, cruel smile. "Oh, by all means, Daeron. Read the reviews. I checked them myself when your father’s assistant secured the transfer."
Daeron’s eyes scanned the bright screen of his phone, and the color slowly drained from his face. Aemon, sensing the shift in the room, closed his encyclopedia and moved to look over Daeron’s shoulder.
"What does it say?" Aerion asked, his voice trembling slightly. "Daeron, what does it say?"
Daeron swallowed hard, his grip tightening on the phone. "It... it says it's a mainstream public school."
"Read the reviews, Daeron," Mrs. Vance taunted lightly. "Don't spare his feelings. He needs to know what his behavior has earned him."
Daeron glared at the woman, pure hatred burning in his eyes, but his gaze flicked back to the screen. He read aloud, his voice entirely devoid of its usual confidence.
"'This school is an absolute hell pit for troubled children,'" Daeron read, his voice wavering. "'The teachers are underpaid and don't care. Fights break out in the hallways daily. Security is a joke. If your kid goes here, it's because the city has given up on them.'"
A suffocating silence fell over the bedroom.
Aemon looked at Aerion with wide, terrified eyes. "You can't go there. Dad wouldn't send you there."
"He didn't read the paperwork," Aerion whispered, his hands shaking so badly the white polo slipped from his fingers, falling onto the carpet like a discarded flag of surrender. "He just signed it. He didn't even look."
"He's not that bad!" Daeron shouted, rounding on the nanny. "He made a mistake with a smoke bomb! You can't send him to a place where kids get into fistfights! He’s ten years old!"
Mrs. Vance simply shrugged, adjusting the cuffs of her pristine blouse. "I think it is the perfect school for the boy. He requires a firm hand and a dose of reality. Perhaps being surrounded by actual delinquents will cure him of his need to act out for attention. He will fit right in."
The cruelty of her words hit Aerion like a physical blow to the sternum. The city has given up on them. Had his father given up on him? Was he just a problem to be locked away in a hell pit so Maekar didn't have to look at him anymore?
A choked, strangled sob tore its way out of Aerion’s throat. He spun on his heel and bolted out of the room.
"Aerion, wait!" Daeron yelled, dropping his phone on the bed.
Aerion ignored him, his feet pounding down the carpeted hallway. He slammed the door to his empty bedroom, threw himself onto his stripped mattress, and buried his face in his arms, crying so hard he felt like he was going to be sick.
Moments later, the door creaked open, and the mattress dipped as Daeron and Aemon sat down on either side of him. They didn't speak. They didn't offer empty platitudes. Daeron simply rested a hand on Aerion’s shaking back, while Aemon curled his fingers into the fabric of Aerion’s shirt. They sat in solidarity, three boys adrift in a massive house, entirely at the mercy of adults who didn't seem to care.
Sunday afternoon brought a shift in the air of the estate.
Maekar arrived home at three o'clock in the afternoon—an unheard-of hour for the CEO. He walked through the front doors, shedding his overcoat, and instructed the house manager to prepare the grand dining room.
"We are having a family dinner," Maekar announced, his voice carrying up the sweeping staircase to where the boys were hovering on the landing. "Your uncle Baelor and his family are joining us at six. I expect all of you to be bathed, dressed appropriately, and on your best behavior."
Up on the landing, Aerion perked up, a sudden, desperate flare of hope igniting in his chest.
A family dinner. His father was home early. His uncle was coming over. Baelor was the golden boy, the voice of reason. Whenever Baelor was around, Maekar tended to act more human, more relaxed.
He’s going to fix it, Aerion thought wildly, his heart hammering against his ribs. He had time to look at the paperwork. He realized what kind of school it was. He’s going to announce at dinner that it was all a joke, or a mistake, and I’m going back to a normal school tomorrow.
The hope was a dangerous, intoxicating thing. It made Aerion rush to his bathroom, scrub his face clean, and comb his hair without being asked. He put on his best slacks and a crisp button-down shirt. He wanted to look perfect. He wanted his father to look at him and see a son worth saving.
At exactly six o'clock, the oak doors of the estate swung open to admit Baelor Targaryen, his elegant wife Jena, and their two sons, Valarr and Matarys.
Baelor was a imposing but warm man, with a booming laugh that instantly filled the cold foyer. Jena was striking and impeccably poised. And their sons... their sons were the bane of Maekar’s existence. Valarr, at thirteen, was already a junior fencing champion with a terrifyingly charming smile. Matarys, at eleven, was a musical prodigy who played the cello with the grace of an angel.
They were perfect. And standing next to them, Daeron, Aerion, and Aemon always felt entirely inadequate.
Almost immediately, the boys segregated themselves. Daeron, trying to maintain his status as the eldest, went off to the billiards room with Valarr. Aemon, quiet and eager to learn, trailed after Matarys to discuss some classical composer.
Aerion was left standing in the grand foyer. He rocked on his heels, twisting his fingers together, and decided to go find his father. He wanted to catch him before dinner, to maybe thank him in advance for fixing the school situation.
He padded softly down the hallway toward Maekar’s private study. The heavy mahogany door was cracked open just a few inches. Aerion raised his hand to knock, but the sound of his uncle's voice stopped him dead in his tracks.
"I have to say, Maekar," Baelor was saying, the clinking of crystal tumblers echoing in the room. "I was surprised when you told me the news, but ultimately, I am glad."
"Glad about what?" Maekar grunted, his voice thick with exhaustion.
"That you are finally taking a firm hand and dealing with Aerion’s behavior," Baelor said smoothly. "The expulsion from St. Jude’s is a black mark, certainly, but moving him to a strict disciplinary environment for a semester might be exactly what the boy needs to shock his system. Jena and I were just discussing it. He lacks discipline."
Aerion’s hand fell away from the door as if he had been burned.
He told him. His father knew exactly what kind of school it was, and he had bragged about it to Uncle Baelor. It wasn't a mistake. It wasn't a joke.
"He lacks a mother," Maekar replied, his voice defensive and sharp. "And I lack the time to babysit."
"Well, you know what they say," Baelor chuckled lightly, completely missing the tension radiating from his younger brother. "Firm boundaries breed excellent results. Look at Valarr. He just took state in the junior fencing circuit. And Matarys was asked to solo at the conservatory next month. It takes time, Maekar, but you have to cultivate perfection."
Inside the study, Maekar threw back his scotch, the amber liquid burning his throat. He glared at his older brother over the rim of the glass. Baelor didn't mean to be condescending—he was just naturally arrogant in his success—but every time he spoke about his perfect, golden children, Maekar felt a dark, violent urge to punch him in the jaw. Baelor’s sons were angels. Maekar’s sons felt like Rosemary’s babies. They were chaotic, loud, damaged, and entirely beyond his control.
"We cannot all breed prodigies, Baelor," Maekar said dryly, setting his glass down with a sharp clack. "Shall we head to the dining room?"
Outside the door, Aerion backed away, his chest heaving. The hope that had buoyed him for the last three hours shattered into a million jagged pieces, piercing his lungs. He turned and fled toward the dining room, his vision blurring with hot, angry tears.
Dinner was a masterclass in suffocating tension.
The grand dining table was set with silver and fine china. Baelor and Jena sat on one side, flanked by their perfect sons, while Maekar sat at the head, entirely rigid. Daeron, Aerion, and Aemon sat opposite their cousins, picking at their roasted pheasant in miserable silence.
The adults drove the conversation, discussing politics, the upcoming merger, and the stock market. Aerion stared at his plate, dragging a piece of asparagus through a smear of sauce, entirely checked out of the room. He felt hollow. He felt invisible.
"And you, Aerion?"
The sharp cadence of his aunt's voice snapped him back to reality. Aerion jumped slightly, dropping his fork onto the porcelain plate with a loud, obnoxious clatter.
Jena smiled, though it didn't reach her cold, assessing eyes. "I was asking how your history studies were coming along. Baelor tells me you are studying the Roman Empire. Valarr found that unit simply fascinating last year."
Aerion stared at her, his mind entirely blank. He hadn't heard a single word she had said prior to his name. "I... um."
"Aerion," Maekar snapped from the head of the table, his violet eyes flashing with irritation. "Your aunt asked you a question. Answer her clearly. Do not mumble."
The entire table was looking at him. Valarr was smirking behind his crystal water glass.
"I'm sorry," Aerion mumbled, his cheeks burning hot with humiliation. He looked down at his lap. "It's fine. The Romans are fine."
"Fascinating insight," Valarr muttered under his breath, just loud enough for the boys to hear.
Aerion’s head snapped up, a flash of pure anger piercing through his misery. He looked at his cousin's smug, perfect face, and then he looked at his father, who was rubbing his temples as if Aerion’s very existence was giving him a migraine.
The anger boiled over, reckless and desperate.
"Dad," Aerion said, his voice ringing out loudly in the quiet dining room.
Maekar lowered his hand, looking at his son with a warning glare. "Not now, Aerion. We are eating."
"Can I have my dragon back?"
The words hung in the air, heavy and awkward.
Jena blinked, her fork stalling halfway to her mouth. Baelor raised an eyebrow.
Maekar’s jaw clenched so tightly the muscle jumped beneath his skin. "I told you, we are not discussing your punishments at the dinner table. You are grounded. Your belongings remain confiscated."
"I don't care about my belongings!" Aerion pushed his chair back slightly, his voice rising, thick with unshed tears. "I don't care about the games or the TV! I just want the dragon! You gave him to me!"
From across the table, Valarr let out a sharp, mocking laugh. "Wait, are you serious? You're ten years old and you're throwing a tantrum over a stuffed teddy bear?"
Aerion spun toward his cousin, his hands balling into fists on the heavy linen tablecloth. "Shut up, Valarr! You don't know anything about it!"
"Aerion!" Maekar roared, the sheer volume of his voice making the crystal glasses on the table vibrate. "You will not speak to your cousin that way in my house! Apologize immediately!"
"Why do I have to apologize?!" Aerion shouted back, tears finally spilling down his cheeks, hot and furious. "He's laughing at me!"
"Because Valarr is right!" Maekar snapped, the exhaustion and the stress of the week finally snapping his precarious patience in half. "You are ten years old, Aerion! You are far too old to be clinging to a stuffed animal like a toddler! Perhaps if you stopped acting like an infant, you wouldn't have burned down your classroom!"
The silence that followed was deafening. It was a brutal, targeted strike, and it landed with devastating accuracy.
Aerion physically recoiled, all the fight draining out of him instantly. He looked at his father, his chest heaving, his face pale and wet with tears. His own father had just mocked him in front of the uncle he worshiped and the cousin who despised him.
"He didn't burn it down," Daeron suddenly spoke up, his young voice shaking but defiant. He slammed his hands down on the table, glaring directly at his father. "It was a smoke bomb, and Julian Vance knocked the skeleton over. Aerion didn't do it. But you didn't even care enough to ask!"
Maekar slowly turned his terrifying, icy gaze onto his eldest son. A low, dangerous growl rumbled in his chest. "Daeron. Do not test me tonight. You will close your mouth, or you will join your brother in his punishments."
Daeron swallowed hard, his face paling, but he held his father's gaze for three long seconds before dropping his eyes to his plate, defeated.
Maekar looked back at Aerion, expecting the boy to cower, expecting him to sit down and be quiet.
Instead, Aerion stood up. His chair scraped harshly against the hardwood floor. He didn't look angry anymore; he looked entirely, completely broken.
"I'm not feeling well," Aerion whispered, his voice incredibly hollow, entirely devoid of emotion. "I'm going to bed. Goodnight."
He didn't wait for permission. He turned on his heel and walked quickly toward the double doors of the dining room.
"Aerion!" Maekar shouted, half-standing from his chair, his voice echoing in the cavernous space. "Get back here! You have not been dismissed!"
Aerion didn't pause. He didn't look back. He simply pushed through the doors, letting them swing shut behind him with a final thud.
The dining room descended into an awkward silence. Maekar slowly sank back into his chair, his chest heaving, his hands gripping the armrests so tightly his knuckles were stark white. He felt a sudden, sharp twist of nausea in his gut. He had gone too far. He knew it the moment the words left his mouth, but his pride, his relentless Targaryen pride, refused to let him take them back.
Across the table, Baelor and Jena shared a long, loaded look.
Jena carefully placed her linen napkin on the table, offering Maekar a look of deep, condescending pity. "Well. I suppose that is exactly the sort of outburst one expects given the circumstances. He clearly needs a much firmer hand, Maekar. You cannot let children rule the house."
Maekar’s head snapped toward his sister-in-law. The guilt churning in his stomach instantly transmuted into a violent, defensive rage. Nobody insulted his children but him.
"My boys are fine, Jena," Maekar snarled, his voice a low, lethal purr.
"Maekar, be reasonable," Baelor interjected gently, holding up his hands in a placating gesture. "Jena didn't mean any offense. We are simply observing. It is clear that the boys are struggling. Perhaps if you weren't so consumed with Targaryen Enterprises, if you were around more often to provide discipline, they wouldn't feel the need to act out."
It was the truth, but hearing it from the golden brother felt like a knife to the ribs.
Maekar stood up abruptly, throwing his napkin onto his plate. "I think dinner is over."
Baelor frowned. "Maekar, do not be dramatic. Sit down."
"I am suddenly feeling incredibly ill," Maekar said, his voice dripping with venomous sarcasm. "And I would absolutely hate to spread my sickness to my golden brother's perfect family. You know the way out."
"Maekar—" Baelor started, standing up as well.
"I am dealing with my boys, Baelor," Maekar cut him off, his violet eyes blazing with fury. "You deal with yours. Get out."
Baelor stared at his younger brother for a long moment. He recognized the immovable wall of Maekar’s stubbornness. With a heavy sigh, Baelor nodded. "Very well. Come along, Jena. Boys."
As Valarr and Matarys quickly stood, clearly eager to escape the room, Baelor stepped closer to Maekar, his voice dropping to a quiet murmur. "We will talk later. Just the two of us. Perhaps over a drink, when you have cooled down."
Maekar gave a sharp, jerky nod, refusing to look his brother in the eye.
He watched in silence as Baelor gathered his perfect family and escorted them out of the dining room. The front doors opened and closed in the distance, leaving the estate in a sudden, ringing silence.
Daeron and Aemon were still sitting at the table, frozen, watching their father with wide, wary eyes.
Maekar dragged a hand over his face, letting out a ragged breath. The anger had evaporated, leaving behind a crushing wave of exhaustion. "Go upstairs," he commanded softly. "Both of you."
The boys scrambled out of their chairs without a word and hurried out of the room.
Maekar stood alone in the dining room for a long time. The half-eaten food grew cold on the fine china. He had ruined it. He had wanted a family dinner to pretend everything was normal, and instead, he had shattered whatever fragile bridge he had left with his second son.
I need to fix this, he thought, his chest tight. I need to talk to him.
He left the dining room, his footsteps echoing on the grand staircase. He walked down the long corridor toward the boys' wing. He found Daeron and Aemon sitting together on Daeron’s bed, speaking in hushed, anxious whispers. Maekar paused in the doorway, simply giving them a stiff nod. They stared back, offering nothing.
He moved on, walking down the hall to Aerion’s room.
He raised his hand and knocked softly on the oak door.
"Aerion," Maekar called out, his voice rough. "Aerion, open the door."
Silence.
Maekar turned the handle. It was locked.
"Aerion. Unlock this door."
Nothing. Not a sob, not a rustle of fabric, not a single breath. The silence on the other side of the wood was absolute and impenetrable.
Maekar rested his forehead against the wood, his eyes falling closed. He could order Davis to fetch the master key. He could force the door open, storm in there, and demand the boy listen to his apologies.
But he was so tired. The merger was in twelve hours. If he started this fight now, he wouldn't sleep, the boy wouldn't sleep, and Monday morning would be a disaster.
He's probably asleep already, Maekar lied to himself, stepping back from the door. He cried himself out. I'll check on him tomorrow. I will personally drive him to the new school. I will talk to him in the car.
It was another empty promise, added to the pile.
Maekar turned away from the locked door and walked to the very end of the hall, pushing open the door to the nursery.
The room was dimly lit by a star-shaped nightlight. Mrs. Vance was sitting in a rocking chair, scrolling on her phone. She stood up immediately as Maekar entered.
"Sir. I was just about to run Aegon’s bath."
"I will do it," Maekar said quietly, walking past her toward the crib. "You are dismissed for the evening."
Mrs. Vance looked entirely shocked, but she didn't argue. She nodded swiftly and left the room.
Maekar looked down into the crib. Aegon was sitting up, chewing on a rubber block. He looked up at Maekar with massive, unblinking violet eyes.
"Hello, Aegon," Maekar murmured, reaching down to pick the boy up.
He carried the baby into the adjoining bathroom and started the warm water in the small tub. He rolled up the sleeves of his expensive dress shirt, ignoring the water splashing onto his silk tie.
He tried to make the bath fun. He splashed the water slightly, he tried to make a soap beard on his own chin, he offered the toddler a brightly colored plastic boat. But Aegon didn't laugh. He didn't splash back. The baby simply sat perfectly still in the warm water, staring at Maekar with wide, wary eyes, as if a complete stranger had wandered off the street and decided to bathe him.
The realization hit Maekar like a physical blow. My own son doesn't know who I am.
He was so absent, so consumed by the empire he was building for them, that his youngest child looked at him with apprehension instead of love.
The bottle and bedtime routine was worse. Aegon fussed, squirming and whining, entirely unused to the way Maekar held him, missing the precise, sterile routine of the nanny. It took forty-five minutes of pacing the dark nursery before the baby finally surrendered to exhaustion, his head resting against Maekar’s chest.
Maekar laid him gently in the crib, pulling the soft blanket up over the boy’s chest.
He didn't leave.
Maekar sank down onto the thick carpet, leaning his back against the bars of the crib. The nursery was entirely silent save for the soft, rhythmic breathing of his youngest son. He reached a hand back through the wooden slats, resting his large, calloused fingers gently against the baby’s small, warm hand.
The darkness of the room felt heavy, pressing down on him, forcing him to look at the wreckage of his family. He had a son who looked at him like a stranger, two sons who looked at him with fear, and one son locked behind a heavy wooden door, entirely convinced he was hated.
"I'm sorry," Maekar whispered into the dark, his voice broken, a confession meant for all four of his boys. "I'll do better. I swear to you, I will do better."
He held his son’s tiny hand in the dark, staring blankly at the far wall.
"Once the merger is done," Maekar whispered, the ultimate, desperate lie of a failing father. "I'll be home more. Everything will change."
Monday morning came far too quickly for Aerion.
He hadn't slept. Not really. He had spent the entire night curled into a tight, miserable ball beneath the frame of his bed, the thin blanket pulled securely over his head. Every time he closed his eyes, his mind supplied a terrifying, vivid montage of what awaited him: angry teachers, violent kids, and the crushing certainty that he was entirely alone in the world. Without the familiar, lumpy weight of his dragon teddy pressed against his chest, the darkness of his stripped bedroom felt predatory and cold.
When the pale, gray light of dawn finally began to creep through the gaps in his velvet curtains, Aerion slid out from under the bed. He climbed onto his mattress, pulling the duvet up to his chin, and lay perfectly, rigidly still. He stared blankly at the intricate plaster molding on the ceiling.
Maybe they’ll forget about me, he thought, a desperate, childish prayer echoing in his mind. If I don't move, if I don't make a sound, they won't remember I have to go to that place.
He listened intently as the estate began to wake up around him. Down the hall, he could hear the muffled sounds of his brothers getting sorted for the day. Daeron’s footsteps pacing across his floorboards, the soft thud of Aemon dropping a textbook. He heard their bedroom doors open and close, the low murmur of their voices as they headed down the staircase. Faintly, through the thick walls, he heard the front doors open and the crunch of the driver's tires on the gravel driveway. They were leaving early for the St. Jude's breakfast club—a world of warm pastries, quiet libraries, and friends that Aerion had been permanently exiled from.
A fresh wave of hot tears pricked at the corners of his eyes, but he aggressively blinked them away, holding his breath.
Ten minutes passed in agonizing silence. Then, from the nursery at the end of the hall, the quiet morning was shattered.
Aegon woke up with a start, his cries echoing loudly through the corridor. It wasn't a soft fuss; it was the full-throated, demanding wail of a baby who wanted immediate comfort and a warm bottle.
Aerion squeezed his eyes shut. Usually, he would have snuck out of his room, padded down the hall, and stood by the crib making silly faces until the baby calmed down. But today, he didn't dare move a muscle.
A moment later, he heard the sharp, angry click of Mrs. Vance’s sensible heels marching down the hallway. Her voice filtered through the wood of Aerion’s door, harsh and grating.
"Oh, for heaven's sake, stop that racket," she hissed loudly, not caring who heard her. "I am so sick of this shit job. Hush! I'm getting the bottle, you little monster."
Aerion winced, his heart aching for his little brother. He hated that woman. He hated how cold she was, how she looked at all of them like they were nothing more than a stain on the bottom of her expensive shoes. He listened as the baby’s cries eventually subsided into watery hiccups, replaced by the rhythmic creaking of the rocking chair.
Thirty minutes ticked by. The house fell completely silent again.
Aerion’s tense muscles finally began to uncoil. His eyelids grew heavy, the exhaustion of the weekend dragging him down into the mattress. The sunlight in the room was getting brighter, and nobody had come for him. His father had probably left for the office hours ago, consumed by his merger. The driver was gone. The nanny was busy with Egg.
They forgot, Aerion thought, a wave of relief washing over him. I don't have to go.
He turned onto his side, burying his face in his soft pillow, and allowed himself to drift back into a light, exhausted sleep.
BANG.
Aerion jolted violently awake, his heart leaping into his throat.
His bedroom door had been thrown open with enough force that the brass handle dented the drywall. Mrs. Vance stood in the doorway, her hands planted firmly on her hips, her face twisted into a furious scowl.
"Get up!" she shouted, her voice cutting through the quiet room like a physical blow. "What do you think you are doing, sleeping in?! You are going to be late on your very first day!"
Aerion scrambled backward until his spine hit the headboard, his chest heaving as he rubbed the sleep out of his eyes. "I... I thought..."
"You thought what? That the rules suddenly don't apply to you?" She marched into the room, grabbing the edge of his duvet and violently yanking it off the bed, leaving him shivering in his thin pajamas. "Get dressed immediately! You’ve already missed breakfast because you were too lazy to get out of bed!"
"I don't want to go to that school," Aerion pleaded, his voice cracking, entirely void of his usual defiant anger. He just sounded small and terrified. "Please, Mrs. Vance. Tell Dad I'm sick. Please."
"I don't care what you want, Aerion," she sneered, entirely unmoved by his panic. "And neither does your father. Move it! You have exactly ten minutes before the driver returns from dropping your brothers off. If you are not downstairs, I will drag you down there by your ear."
"I haven't slept," Aerion mumbled miserably, wrapping his arms around his knees. "I'm tired."
"I said move!" she shrieked, pointing a razor-sharp fingernail toward the en-suite bathroom.
Aerion flinched, the fight draining right out of him. He didn't have the energy to argue anymore. He slipped off the high mattress, his bare feet hitting the cold hardwood floor, and shuffled into the bathroom without looking at her. He pushed the heavy wooden door shut, locking it with a soft click.
He leaned his forehead against the cool marble of the bathroom vanity, taking a deep, shuddering breath. It was really happening.
Slowly, he turned the brass taps, splashing freezing cold water over his face in a desperate attempt to wake himself up. He grabbed a fluffy white towel, burying his face in it for a moment, before finally lifting his head to look in the mirror.
He stared at his reflection, a deep frown settling over his features.
Laid out neatly on the marble counter was the cheap, stiff uniform Mrs. Vance had bought him. He stripped off his soft silk pajamas and pulled the clothes on. The white polo shirt was scratchy against his sensitive skin, the collar too stiff and uncomfortable. The navy pullover jumper was boxy and completely unflattering, a far cry from the perfectly tailored blazers he was used to. The cheap black trousers hung awkwardly on his slender frame.
He looked stupid. He felt like he was wearing a costume.
But the uniform wasn't even the worst part.
Aerion leaned closer to the mirror, examining his own face with a profound, bitter resentment. If he just looked like a normal kid, maybe this wouldn't be so terrifying. If he had dark, common hair like his cousin Valarr, or plain brown eyes, he could slip into the background. He could sit at the back of the classroom, keep his head down, and blend in with the rest of the troubled kids the city had forgotten.
But he couldn't. He was a Targaryen, and he carried the inescapable genetic markers of his ancient Valyrian heritage like a flashing neon sign.
His hair was a striking, ethereal shade of silver-white, falling in soft, messy waves around his ears. It caught the harsh bathroom light, gleaming like spun silver. And his eyes—his eyes were the most damning of all. They weren't blue, or green, or brown. They were a vivid, arresting shade of deep violet.
In the elite circles of his father's world, his looks commanded respect and awe. It screamed of old money, of power, of a lineage that traced back centuries.
But in a rough, underfunded public school in the lower-east district? It screamed target.
He looked like a rich, spoiled brat who had wandered entirely into the wrong neighborhood. He looked like prey.
"Aerion! Five minutes!" Mrs. Vance’s voice barked from the hallway.
Aerion swallowed the hard lump of fear in his throat. He ran a comb haphazardly through his silver hair, grabbed his things, and unlocked the door. He shuffled out of his room and headed down the sweeping staircase, his feet feeling like they were made of lead.
When he reached the grand foyer, he walked over to the antique coat stand. He pulled on his jacket—a beautifully tailored, dark wool peacoat that cost more than a month's rent in the neighborhood he was heading to. He slung his backpack over his shoulder. It was made of supple, black Italian leather, the subtle designer logo embossed on the front pocket.
He looked down at his own hands, a fresh wave of anxiety hitting him. I'm going to get mugged, he thought with absolute certainty. They're going to take my bag and my coat the second I walk through the gates, and I'm going to freeze.
Mrs. Vance was standing by the front door, holding a travel mug of coffee. She looked him up and down, a cruel, mocking smirk playing on her lips.
"Well, don't you look the part," she laughed, a dry, abrasive sound. "Try to keep that jumper clean. I am not having the housekeeper scrub graffiti off of you."
Aerion glared at her, his hands balling into fists inside the deep pockets of his expensive coat. "Where's my dad?"
"Your father left an hour ago," the nanny replied, taking a slow sip of her coffee. "And he was already having a dreadful morning. The European markets opened poorly, and his merger is hanging by a thread. I highly suggest you keep your head down today, Aerion. He is in no mood to be called away from his office because his delinquent son couldn't manage to survive his first day without getting into a fistfight."
The words stung, burrowing deep into the bruised, fragile parts of his heart, but Aerion refused to let her see him cry again. The deep well of his sadness instantly flashed over into hot, defensive anger.
"Shut up!" Aerion snapped, his violet eyes blazing as he shoved past her toward the double doors. "You don't know anything about my dad! I hate you!"
He didn't wait to hear her reprimand. He threw his body weight against the oak door, pushing it open, and stormed out into the crisp, biting morning air.
The black town car was idling in the circular driveway, the exhaust pluming white in the cold.
Aerion marched over to the car, yanking the passenger door open, and threw his leather backpack onto the plush leather seat before climbing in after it. He slammed the door shut, sinking low into the seat, crossing his arms aggressively over his chest.
In the driver's seat, Thomas, a kind, older man who had been driving the Targaryen boys for years, caught Aerion’s eye in the rearview mirror.
"Good morning, Master Aerion," Thomas said softly, his voice lacking its usual cheerful cadence.
"Hi, Thomas," Aerion mumbled, keeping his gaze fixed firmly on the tinted window.
Thomas put the car into gear, steering it smoothly down the long, manicured driveway and out through the imposing wrought-iron gates of the estate. Thomas shot the boy another glance in the mirror, his weathered face tight with a profound, helpless sadness. He knew exactly where he was taking the ten-year-old today, and he hated it just as much as Aerion did.
The drive was supposed to take twenty-five minutes, but the morning traffic dragged it out into an agonizing, slow march toward doom.
As the sleek town car moved further away from the elite, gated communities and the towering glass skyscrapers of the financial district, Aerion watched the world outside his window change entirely.
It was like crossing the border into an alien planet.
The pristine, tree-lined boulevards and artisan coffee shops slowly gave way to cracked, uneven pavement and narrow, congested streets. The towering architecture was replaced by squat, gray concrete buildings with rusted fire escapes clinging to their sides. Aerion saw storefronts with their windows boarded up with rotting plywood, covered in layers of bright, chaotic graffiti. He saw overflowing trash cans spilling out onto the sidewalks, and groups of teenagers lingering on street corners, smoking and shouting over the roar of the traffic.
Aerion’s breath hitched in his throat. He pressed closer to the tinted glass, his eyes wide. He had never been to this part of the city before. His world was composed of private country clubs, heavily guarded estates, and immaculate, velvet-roped VIP sections. He didn't know how to navigate a place where the concrete looked permanently stained and the air felt heavy with exhaust and desperation.
"Thomas," Aerion whispered, his voice trembling as they passed a pawn shop with thick metal bars over the windows. "Are we in the right place?"
"I'm afraid so, son," Thomas sighed, turning the steering wheel sharply to navigate around a delivery truck parked illegally in the street.
A few minutes later, Thomas pulled the car to a slow halt along a crumbling curb.
Aerion peered out the window, his heart dropping into his stomach like a lead weight.
King’s Row Academy. The name was entirely misleading. It wasn't an academy. It was a massive, sprawling complex of dull, brown brick and gray concrete, entirely devoid of character or warmth. There were no ivy-covered marble pillars, no sprawling green quads, no manicured gardens. The entire perimeter was surrounded by a ten-foot-high chain-link fence topped with barbed wire, making it look more like a medium-security prison than a place of learning. The courtyard was a massive expanse of cracked asphalt, swarming with hundreds of kids.
It was loud. It was chaotic. And it was terrifying.
Aerion sat frozen in his seat, his hands gripping his knees so tightly his knuckles were stark white. He couldn't move. He couldn't breathe.
Thomas put the car in park, turning off the engine. He let out a long, weary sigh, unbuckled his seatbelt, and climbed out of the car. He walked around to the back passenger side and pulled the door open, letting the loud, aggressive noise of the school yard flood into the quiet sanctuary of the car.
Aerion didn't move to get out. He looked up at the older man, his bright violet eyes wide and shining with unshed tears.
"Thomas, please," Aerion begged, his voice dropping to a desperate, broken whisper. "Please just take me home. I'll stay in my room. I won't make a sound. I won't ask for my games back. Just don't make me go in there."
Thomas’s face crumpled with genuine pity. He rested a hand gently on the doorframe, leaning down to meet the boy’s terrified gaze.
"I can't, Aerion," Thomas said, his voice thick with regret. "I'm so sorry, kid. If I take you back, your father will fire me on the spot, and then he'll just have the nanny drag you down here herself. You have to go in."
Aerion stared at him, the absolute finality of the words sinking in. There was no escape. His father wasn't coming to save him. The mistake wasn't going to be corrected. This was his reality now.
Aerion swallowed hard, giving a small, jerky nod. He reached over, grabbing his leather backpack, and slid slowly out of the warm car onto the cold, cracked pavement.
"Good luck in there, kid," Thomas said softly, giving Aerion’s shoulder a gentle squeeze before stepping back. "You're going to need it."
Thomas closed the car door, sealing Aerion out in the cold. Aerion watched as the sleek black car pulled away from the curb, merging into the chaotic traffic, taking his last lifeline with it.
He was entirely alone.
Aerion turned slowly, facing the towering chain-link gates of King’s Row. The noise of the courtyard washed over him—shouting, laughter, the dull thud of a basketball hitting the asphalt, the aggressive posturing of older teenagers leaning against the brick walls.
Just as he took his first, hesitant step toward the entrance, the deafening wail of sirens ripped through the air. A police cruiser and a massive red firetruck tore down the street behind him, their lights flashing violently against the gray morning sky, drowning out all other sound.
Aerion flinched, his shoulders hiking up to his ears, wrapping his arms tightly around his torso as the sirens faded into the distance.
A hell pit, Daeron had called it.
Aerion lowered his head, his silver hair falling into his eyes to hide the tears, and began the long, shuffling walk through the gates, straight into the fire.
Notes:
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Chapter 3: Chapter Three: Down The Yellow Brick Road
Summary:
In which Aerion enters the "hellscape," meets a Care Bears-clad hurricane named Kat, and discovers that sometimes the weirdest places are the safest.
Song recommendation for this chapter -
Welcome Home, Son– Radical Face
Chapter Text
The blare of the fire engine’s siren faded into the distance, leaving behind the chaotic, overwhelming roar of King’s Row Academy’s front courtyard.
Aerion stood just inside the rusted chain-link gates, his feet cemented to the cracked asphalt. He felt as though he had just been dropped onto the surface of an alien planet without a spacesuit. Everywhere he looked, there was movement, noise, and colors he wasn't used to seeing during school hours. At St. Jude’s, mornings were a subdued, orderly affair: boys in pristine navy blazers walking in straight lines, speaking in hushed, polite tones.
Here, it was pure anarchy. Kids were shoving each other playfully against the brick walls, shouting across the yard in languages and slang Aerion couldn't even begin to decipher. A group of older boys were blasting heavy bass music from a portable speaker, while a cluster of girls in heavily ripped jeans and oversized hoodies were laughing so loudly it made Aerion’s ears ring.
He pulled the collar of his tailored coat up around his ears, shrinking into the fabric. He felt the weight of his leather backpack pressing against his spine like a glowing neon target.
Aerion kept his head down, shuffling slowly through the periphery of the crowd, desperately trying to make himself invisible. But invisibility was a luxury his bloodline simply did not afford him.
"Oi, look at that kid," a voice muttered from a cluster of boys leaning against a bike rack.
"What's with his hair?" another asked, not bothering to lower his voice.
Aerion’s shoulders tensed. He sped up his shuffling walk, his eyes glued to the scuffed toes of his uniform shoes. His silver-white hair, a hallmark of the Targaryen family, was a beacon in the sea of brown, black, and blonde.
"Look at his eyes, man," a girl whispered loudly to her friend as Aerion squeezed past them. "They’re like… purple. Is he wearing contacts?"
"I dunno. Hey, you think he’s related to Kat?"
Aerion frowned slightly, his brow furrowing as he kept his gaze averted. Kat? Who the hell was Kat? Katherine? Katie? Kathy? He figured it had to be a student, maybe an older girl with dyed hair who looked as weird as he did. He shrugged the thought off, his heart hammering a frantic rhythm against his ribs. He didn't care who Kat was. He just wanted to survive the next eight hours without getting stabbed.
Suddenly, a loud, shrill bell pierced the morning air.
The reaction was instantaneous. The chaotic mob of students let out a collective groan before surging forward like a massive tidal wave, crushing toward the double doors of the main building.
Aerion immediately stepped back, pressing his spine flat against the cold, rough brick of the exterior wall. He wasn't going in there. Not while the stampede was happening. He’d be trampled to death, or worse, someone would notice his expensive bag in the crush and rip it right off his back.
He waited. He stayed pressed against the wall for a full ten minutes, watching the stragglers jog through the doors, until the courtyard was entirely empty save for the wind blowing a crumpled crisp packet across the asphalt.
Aerion let out a shaky breath. He slowly peeled himself away from the wall and looked back over his shoulder, toward the street. He half-hoped, with a desperate, childish naivety, that Thomas had disobeyed his father’s orders. He hoped the sleek black town car would still be idling at the curb, waiting to whisk him back to the quiet safety of his empty bedroom.
But the street was empty. The car was long gone. His father had abandoned him here.
Swallowing the painful lump of rejection in his throat, Aerion turned and dragged his feet toward the main entrance.
He pushed open the dented metal doors. The inside of the school smelled heavily of industrial floor wax, stale body spray, and old radiators. The linoleum floors were a dull, faded beige, marked with years of black scuff marks.
Aerion wandered down the main corridor until he saw a sign taped haphazardly to a glass window that read: Main Office - All Visitors Report Here.
He pushed the door open. The office was cramped, overflowing with filing cabinets and stacks of paper. Behind a sliding glass window sat a receptionist. She was a woman in her late thirties with a deeply unimpressed expression, violently chewing a piece of pink bubblegum while scrolling on her phone.
Aerion walked up to the glass, straightening his posture. He fell back on the strict, polite manners drilled into him by his father and his tutors.
"Hello," Aerion said clearly, his aristocratic accent entirely out of place in the dingy room. "My name is Aerion Targaryen. I am a new start today."
The receptionist didn't immediately look up. She finished typing a text message, popped her gum loudly, and finally slowly raised her eyes.
She stared at him. She stared at his silver hair, his deep violet eyes, his stiff white polo shirt, and the absurdly expensive coat draped over his small frame. She looked at him as if a small, well-dressed alien had just crash-landed onto her desk.
For a few long, agonizing moments, neither of them said a word.
Then, without speaking, the woman spun her chair around, yanked open a drawer, and grabbed a small stack of items. She spun back and unceremoniously shoved them through the small gap at the bottom of the glass window. They clattered onto the counter.
Aerion blinked, looking down.
"That’s your timetable and your planner," the woman said, her voice flat and bored. "Well? Take them. I don't have all day."
Aerion quickly reached out, his small hands gathering the items. He looked at the planner—a cheap, spiral-bound notebook with the school logo on it. He flicked it open.
"It's empty," Aerion said, confused. At St. Jude’s, their planners were pre-filled with the semester's syllabus, important dates, and specific rules.
The woman stared at him deadpan. "Yeah? It’s for you to write things in, kid. If you want. Or you can throw it out. I don’t really care."
Aerion stared at her, utterly stunned. She doesn't care? If he had said that to an administrator at his old school, he would have been given a week of detention.
"You need to memorize your timetable and your classrooms," she continued, pointing a long acrylic nail at the crumpled piece of paper in his hand.
Aerion unfolded the paper, his eyes scanning the confusing grid of numbers and letters. "I have different classrooms?" he asked, his panic rising. "I thought primary and middle schoolers have one class for everything? One teacher?"
The lady sighed heavily, rolling her eyes as if he were incredibly dense. "Yes, usually. But we prep the upper-middle kids for high school early here, so you move around. You need to catch on quick."
Aerion swallowed hard, nodding slowly. "Okay. Um... is someone coming to show me around? I don't know my way around here. I don't know where these rooms are."
The woman leaned forward, her expression hardening. "Look, kid. If you were on time, maybe an ambassador student could have walked you. But you're twenty minutes late. Everyone is in form class. So no, no one is coming to hold your hand. You'll have to deal with finding your own way around."
Aerion blinked, his mouth dropping open slightly. Find my own way? In this massive, labyrinthine prison?
"Go," the receptionist shooed him with her hand. "You're late."
Aerion looked at her for a long, quiet moment. He was entirely on his own. He slowly turned away from the glass window, clutching the cheap planner and the confusing timetable to his chest, and shuffled back out into the main hall.
The door closed behind him, leaving him standing alone in the echoing, empty corridor. The receptionist hadn't even given him proper directions. She had just vaguely waved her hand toward the stairs.
Aerion stood by the door to the main hall, his breathing turning shallow and fast. He closed his eyes, taking a deep, shuddering breath, trying desperately to fight off the tears burning at the corners of his eyes. He wouldn't cry. Targaryens didn't cry in public.
Suddenly, the metal entrance doors banged open with the force of a hurricane.
"Shit, shit, shit, what time is it?!"
Aerion jumped, his eyes flying open.
A woman was practically sprinting through the doors, juggling an oversized canvas tote bag, a massive iced coffee, and a set of jingling keys.
Aerion stared at her, entirely bewildered.
She was tiny, barely topping five-foot-two, but she commanded the space like a storm. Her hair was a vibrant, fiery red, styled into two messy space buns on the top of her head with loose tendrils framing her face. She was wearing an outfit that completely defied any logic Aerion had ever been taught about professional attire. She had on a massive, oversized, bright blue Care Bears hoodie over a long-sleeved tie-dye shirt, paired with shorts and scuffed high-top sneakers. She had silver piercings glinting in her nose and ears, and her makeup was dark and dramatically winged.
She looked absolutely nothing like a teacher.
Before the receptionist’s window could even slide fully open, the woman was already leaning against the glass, an unlit cigarette tucked behind her ear, though she smelled faintly of smoke and sweet incense.
"You've still got sleep marks on your face, Kat," Simone the receptionist drawled, sounding entirely unbothered by the chaotic entrance.
"Fuck off, Simone, my alarm didn't go off," the woman—Kat—replied in a crisp, bright British accent, completely unapologetic as she adjusted her oversized hoodie. "Tell me my first period is a free block, please tell me."
"You've got a free block," Simone sighed.
"Brilliant. You're a diamond, Simone, even if you are a miserable cow," Kat beamed, spinning around on her heels to head down the hallway.
That was when she spotted him.
Aerion was still pressed against the wall, his white-blonde hair and expensive coat standing out starkly in the dim hallway, clutching his papers to his chest like a shield.
Kat stopped dead in her tracks. Her eyes widened slightly, taking in his features. The silver hair. The violet eyes. She didn't look at him with the same judgmental, alienating stare the kids or the receptionist had. Her eyes—bright, incredibly warm, and lined with sharp black eyeliner—softened instantly.
A huge, brilliant smile broke across her face.
"Hi!" Kat chirped, bounding over to him with a sudden burst of energetic warmth that made Aerion flinch back slightly. "You must be the new boy! I heard we were getting a transfer."
Aerion nodded slowly, entirely unsure of how to interact with this strange, colorful creature.
Without asking, Kat reached out and gently plucked the timetable from his rigid fingers. She hummed a little tune under her breath as her eyes scanned the grid.
"Oh, brilliant! This is great," Kat beamed, handing the paper back to him. "You’re in my form class. And you have me for Art. You can walk with me, if you like?"
Aerion blinked, staring at her brightly painted nails. He nodded slowly.
"I'm Kat," she said, tapping her chest. "I'll be your form tutor and your art teacher. Have you been shown around the hellscape yet?"
He shook his head, finding his voice. "No. The lady in there... she said I was late, so I had to find my own way."
Kat rolled her eyes so hard her whole head moved. "Simone is a joyless black hole. Don't worry about her. Well, since we’re both terribly late, we can be extra late together. Come on, chuck. Follow me."
She started walking, her steps bouncy and quick, her iced coffee sloshing dangerously in its plastic cup. Aerion followed her, keeping a safe two-foot distance, entirely mesmerized and terrified by her energy.
"Right, so, basic layout of the prison," Kat began, gesturing wildly with her free hand as they walked down the long corridor. "This hallway here is Cooking and DIY. It always smells like burned toast and sawdust, so avoid breathing through your nose. Down that hall is History and Geography. First floor up is ICT and Languages. Second floor is English and Maths. Top floor is Science. Got it?"
Aerion nodded quickly, though his brain was scrambling to retain the rapid-fire information.
Kat suddenly stopped, pointing down a short, grim-looking corridor that branched off to the left. The lights in that hallway were buzzing and dim.
"That way is the changers for the dance hall and the gym," she said, before her voice dropped into a dramatic, spooky whisper. "And past that are the Isolation Rooms. For bad, bad behaviour. Try to avoid those, yeah? It's just cubicles where you stare at a wall. Mind-numbingly boring."
Aerion swallowed hard. He was very familiar with isolation. He nodded again.
They kept walking until they reached a set of double doors with round windows. Kat pushed them open with her hip. "This is the lunch hall."
Aerion peeked inside. It was large, echoing, and filled with long, fold-out tables attached to circular, plastic seats in violently bright shades of red, blue, green, and yellow. It looked like a fast-food restaurant playground.
"Alright, the best part," Kat announced, turning away from the lunch hall and leading him toward a set of glass double doors.
As they pushed through, Aerion stopped. They were standing on a covered, enclosed glass walkway that connected the main building to an entirely separate, smaller wing of the school. But the floor of the walkway wasn't linoleum or tile. It was painted a blinding glossy yellow.
Kat didn't just walk down it. She literally skipped.
"Follow the yellow brick road!" she sang out loudly, her voice echoing off the glass walls, entirely unbothered by how ridiculous she looked. "Follow, follow, follow, follow!"
Aerion walked behind her very slowly, his boots thudding against the yellow paint. He stared at her red space buns bouncing with every skip.
She is completely insane, he thought, a sense of deep disbelief settling over him. My father sent me to a school with an insane person.
Kat stopped halfway down the walkway, spinning around to walk backward so she could look at him. She pointed to the glass on her left. "Out there is the big yard. It’s got the sports hall, basketball courts, all that sweaty nonsense." She pointed to the right. "And over there is the rose garden and the astro-turf. It’s quieter. Good place to hide if you don't want to get hit in the head with a football."
She spun back around and finished her skip to the opposite set of doors. She pushed them open with a flourish, stepping into a hallway that smelled entirely different from the main building. It smelled like acrylic paint, lavender incense, and melting hot glue.
"And this," Kat announced proudly, spreading her arms wide, "is my domain. Art and Drama. The only place in this school where you are actually encouraged to make a mess."
Aerion nodded dumbly, following her down the hall. He wasn't really taking in the names or the room numbers. He was too busy trying to process the sheer, unrelenting force of her personality.
They stopped in front of a wooden door covered in overlapping, brightly colored stickers, band posters, and student sketches. Kat pushed the handle down and kicked the door open with her sneaker.
"Welcome to my class!" Kat grinned, stepping aside to let him look.
Aerion stepped into the doorway, looked inside, and the breath hitched in his throat.
"Oh, fuck me," he said instantly.
The classroom was an explosion of color. It made the yellow brick road look tame. The walls were painted a deep, twilight blue, covered entirely in massive, sweeping murals of suns, moons, stars, and twisting vines. Paper lanterns hung from the ceiling. The desks weren't arranged in neat, orderly rows; they were clustered together in odd, mismatched pods. The windows were cracked open, letting in the cool breeze, and the sills were lined with dozens of overgrown, chaotic potted plants.
It looked like a bohemian explosion. He was going to be taught by a hippie.
Aerion froze in the doorway, his muscles locking up. He had sworn. He had just sworn right in front of a teacher. He squeezed his eyes shut, bracing himself for the inevitable yelling, the grab of his arm, the march to the Headmaster's office. He waited for her to scream at him about appropriate language.
"Take a seat wherever you like, chuck," Kat’s voice floated over to him, light and entirely unbothered.
Aerion opened his eyes. She hadn't heard him, or she didn't care. He let out a slow, shaky breath.
He walked into the room, his eyes scanning the space. Several students were already there, treating the classroom like a lounge. Some were sitting on top of their desks, cross-legged, chatting loudly. A few were openly scrolling on their phones. Nobody was in uniform. They were all wearing oversized hoodies, ripped jeans, and graphic tees.
Aerion found an empty desk near the side wall, right in the middle row. He quickly slipped his coat off, folding it tightly and hiding it on his chair before sitting on it. He shoved his backpack far under the desk, pressing it against the wall with his foot so no one could see the logo.
He looked down at his stiff white polo shirt and standard-issue navy jumper. He stuck out terribly.
Suddenly, a shadow fell over his desk. Aerion jumped, his head snapping up.
Kat had pulled up a rolling chair and sat backward on it, resting her arms on the backrest, directly across his desk. She was incredibly close, her bright eyes locked onto him with intense, unabashed curiosity.
"Right," Kat said, clapping her hands together once. "I have questions."
Aerion’s stomach dropped. Here it comes. The interrogation about why he was expelled. The lecture about behavior.
She leaned in closer, dropping her voice to an excited stage whisper. "One: how exactly do I pronounce your name? And two: where in the bloody hell did you get the frogs? Were they hard to catch? And honestly... did they smell?"
Aerion blinked. He blinked again, staring at her winged eyeliner, completely short-circuiting.
"What?" he whispered.
"Your name first," Kat smiled, entirely sincere. "I don't want to butcher it."
"Air-ee-on," he stuttered out automatically. "Aerion."
"Air-ee-on," Kat repeated, rolling the syllables around in her mouth. She smiled wider. "I like it. Sounds regal. Like a dragon or something. Okay, now the important stuff. The frogs. Your file said you hid twelve bullfrogs in a staff bathroom. I need details, mate. That is top-tier espionage."
Aerion stared at her, waiting for the trap to spring. She was mocking him. She had to be. Teachers didn't ask about pranks with genuine, shining admiration in their eyes.
"I... my brother and I caught them at the pond on our estate," Aerion said slowly, his voice tight with suspicion. "It wasn't hard. They’re slow. And... no. They just smelled like pond water."
Kat let out a delighted, ringing laugh, throwing her head back. "Brilliant! Absolutely brilliant. I would pay good money to see the look on whoever's face opened that toilet lid."
Aerion felt a tiny, strange flutter in his chest. The heavy, dark dread that had been sitting on his lungs all morning eased just a fraction. She thought it was funny.
"Ahem."
The deep, resonant voice came from the doorway, making Aerion jump in his seat.
Kat didn't flinch. She just groaned, dropping her forehead onto her arms on the back of her chair.
Aerion looked toward the door. A man was leaning against the frame, holding a steaming mug. He looked just as out of place in a school as Kat did. He was tall, with stunningly handsome dark features, warm brown skin, and a head of tight, stylish curls. He was wearing a weathered, perfectly fitted brown leather motorcycle jacket over a dark t-shirt, a silver chain around his neck, and—most bizarrely—a battered, incredibly cool-looking leather top hat with a piece of paper tucked into the band that read '10/6'.
"Kat," the man said, his tone dry and deeply amused. "Need I remind you that you are still technically on probation from the chicken incident?"
Kat lifted her head, glaring at the man. "It was never definitively proven that it was me, Markl. Circumstantial evidence at best."
Markl rolled his dark eyes, pushing off the doorframe and walking into the room. He stopped next to Aerion’s desk, offering the boy a warm, easy smile that completely transformed his face.
"Hello," Markl said, his voice smooth and grounding compared to Kat’s frantic energy. "I'm Markl. I teach the senior art classes across the hall. Just wanted to pop in and wish you luck on your first day."
Aerion sat up a little straighter, his manners kicking back in. "Hello. I'm Aerion. Thank you, sir."
Markl chuckled, waving a hand. "Just Markl is fine, kid. We don't do the 'sir' thing down in this wing." He looked down at Aerion’s outfit, his brow furrowing slightly. He shot a look at Kat. "Did nobody tell him?"
"Tell me what?" Aerion asked, looking between the two adults.
Kat sighed, gesturing to his stiff polo shirt. "You do know this school is non-uniform, right?"
Markl snorted loudly, taking a sip of his coffee. "No, you made it non-uniform, Kat. The handbook still technically requires the polo."
Kat shot Markl a withering glare before turning back to Aerion, her expression softening into something incredibly gentle. "Aerion, mate. You have a lifetime ahead of you to wear a stiff uniform for a job you probably won't like. You’re young. You should be allowed to dress freely and comfortably. You don't have to wear that scratchy nonsense in my class."
Aerion looked down at his lap, his fingers twisting together. "It's in the school rules. And... I won't be allowed to wear my home clothes. My nanny bought this. I have to wear it."
Kat’s expression shifted. The bubbly, chaotic energy vanished for a split second, replaced by a sharp, highly observant look. She noted the way he said 'nanny' instead of 'mum' or 'dad'. She noted the rigid posture, the nervous twisting of his fingers, the way he had hidden his expensive coat.
"Ah," Kat said softly, her voice losing its boisterous volume. "Well, tell you what. I’ll send an email and a text to your guardian today. I’ll tell them it’s a strict health and safety issue in the art wing. Can't be getting paint on the official polos, right? So you can wear whatever you want tomorrow."
Aerion looked up at her, a flare of genuine surprise in his violet eyes. "You'd do that?"
"Course I would," Kat smiled. "But, if you're uncomfortable today, I have a cupboard in the back full of spare clothes. T-shirts, hoodies, in a range of sizes. It’s all been washed and cleaned, I promise it’s not rank. You’re welcome to go swap out if you want to breathe."
Aerion stared at her. He thought about the stiff, scratchy collar of his shirt. He thought about Baelor's perfect sons in their tailored blazers. And then he looked around the room at the other kids in their relaxed, comfortable clothes.
"Maybe... maybe later," Aerion said quietly. "Thank you."
"Anytime, chuck," Kat winked.
Markl tapped his mug against the doorframe. "I'll leave you to your chaotic reign, Kat. Have a good first day, Aerion." He turned and strolled back across the hall.
"Right!" Kat announced, standing up from the backward chair and spinning it away. She clapped her hands, demanding the attention of the room. "Settle down, gremlins! Form time!"
The chatter in the room dialed down, though it didn't completely cease. The students sitting on the desks swung their legs, and the ones on their phones finally looked up.
"We have a new addition today," Kat said, gesturing vaguely in Aerion’s direction. "Everyone, this is Aerion. Be decent humans to him, or I will replace all your paint water with actual toilet water."
A few of the kids chuckled. A girl with blue hair in the front row offered Aerion a small, lazy wave. Aerion offered a tiny, stiff nod in return, his heart pounding.
"Okay, Aerion, since you're new, we need to go over the rules of my classroom," Kat said, hopping up to sit cross-legged on top of her own paint-splattered teacher's desk.
Aerion braced himself. He knew the rules. No talking. No moving without permission. Address the teacher as Sir or Ma'am.
"Rule number one," Kat said, holding up a finger. "If you are on your phone or listening to music in my class, I don't really care, as long as you try and do your work or pay enough attention to follow along. If you completely zone out and fail, that's on you."
Aerion’s jaw dropped slightly.
"Rule number two," she continued, her voice losing its joking edge and becoming entirely serious. "If you are having trouble in school, or with other students, or... at home. You come tell me. I will do my absolute best to fix it, or I will give you a safe space in here to ride it out. No questions asked."
She looked directly at Aerion when she said it. The intensity in her green eyes made his breath hitch. He had never had an adult offer him a safe space before. He had never had an adult offer to fix things.
"Rule number three," Kat counted on her fingers. "If you struggle with the lessons, or the reading, or you just don't get it, let me know. I won't make you read out loud, I won't embarrass you. We’ll arrange an alternative or get you help. And finally, rule number four."
A wicked, mischievous grin spread across Kat’s face. "If you are going to pull pranks in this school, they have to be harmless. And everyone—including the victim—has to be laughing at the end of it. Because if they aren't laughing, you're not a prankster. You're just a bully. And I absolutely do not do bullies in my classroom. Understood?"
The class murmured their collective agreement.
Aerion nodded slowly. "Okay."
"Perfect," Kat beamed, sliding off her desk and walking over to her computer. "Right, register time. Who's not here? Speak now or forever hold your peace."
"Ozzie is off ill, Kat," a boy in the back row called out, holding up his phone. "He texted the group chat about five minutes ago. Said he’s throwing up."
"Oh, poor duckie," Kat frowned with genuine sympathy. "Well, text him back. Tell him I hope he feels better soon, and tell him not to stress about the coursework. I’ll sort out his work for the day and email it over."
"He says thanks, K," the boy replied a moment later, tapping his screen.
Kat nodded, quickly clicking through her computer to mark the register. Aerion watched in complete fascination as she quickly typed out an email to the sick student, attaching files and making sure he wouldn't fall behind. At St. Jude’s, if you were sick, you were simply given a zero for the day and expected to catch up on your own time.
Once the register was done, Kat didn't start a lecture. She didn't hand out textbooks.
Instead, she walked over to the large set of windows at the back of the classroom. She pushed one of the heavy panes all the way open, hopped up onto the wide sill, and sat half-in and half-out of the building. With practiced ease, she pulled a small tin from her pocket, extracted a hand-rolled cigarette, and lit it, blowing the smoke out into the cold morning air so it wouldn't drift into the classroom.
Aerion stared. A teacher. Smoking. Halfway out a window. During school hours.
It was absolute madness.
But what was even madder was the reaction of the students. They didn't ignore her. Several of them stood up from their desks and migrated to the back of the room, leaning against the walls near the window.
"Kat, you will not believe what happened on Saturday," a girl with heavy eyeliner started.
"Try me," Kat said around the cigarette, turning her attention fully to the girl.
For the next ten minutes, Aerion sat in complete silence, watching the most bizarre dynamic he had ever witnessed. The students talked to Kat like she was a friend, a confidant. They told her about their weekend dramas, their arguments with their parents, the movies they had seen. And Kat didn't just nod absently. She asked follow-up questions. She laughed at their jokes. She offered genuine, thoughtful advice. She actually listened to them.
Nobody ever listened to Aerion. His father threw money at him. His nannies yelled at him. His brothers tried, but they were just kids themselves.
Watching Kat interact with her students, Aerion felt a strange, deep ache in his chest. A sudden longing. He wanted someone to listen to him like that.
Suddenly, a loud, grating buzzer sounded through the hallways. It was entirely different from the polite chime at St. Jude’s. It sounded like a prison klaxon.
"Right, that’s first period!" Kat announced, crushing the end of her cigarette out on the exterior brick before tossing it into a designated coffee can outside. She hopped down from the window sill. "Off you go, monsters! Learn something!"
The students groaned, grabbing their bags and shuffling toward the door.
"Wait!" Kat called out over the noise. "Who’s got English this morning in E6?"
"Me," a few students chorused, raising their hands.
Kat turned to Aerion. "Aerion, your schedule says English first. If you want to follow them, you can. They’ll show you the way."
Aerion immediately scrambled to grab his coat and pull his backpack out from under the desk, his heart rate spiking again. He was so distracted by struggling with the leather straps that he didn't realize the English group had already walked out the door, entirely unbothered to wait for him.
By the time Aerion got his bag on his shoulders and looked up, the classroom was mostly empty.
Kat was standing near her desk, talking quietly to two students who had stayed behind. Aerion recognized them; they had been sitting in the back corner, looking incredibly tired.
"You staying here this morning?" Kat asked them softly.
Both students nodded, looking down at their shoes.
"Alright, no worries," Kat said gently, her voice devoid of any judgment. "I'll message your first-period teachers and tell them you're doing catch-up coursework with me. Go settle in the back, I'll bring you some tea in a minute."
"Thanks, Kat," one of them whispered, and the two students retreated to a quiet corner surrounded by bookshelves and beanbag chairs, pulling their hoods up and putting their heads down on the desks.
Kat turned around to head back to her computer, and she stopped, blinking in surprise when she saw Aerion still standing by his desk, clutching the straps of his bag with white-knuckled hands.
He looked toward the empty doorway, a cold wave of panic washing over him. He had been left behind. He didn't know where E6 was. He didn't know how to navigate the stairwells. He was going to get lost, and someone was going to yell at him for being in the hallways during class time.
Kat immediately read the panic on his young face. She didn't sigh. She didn't roll her eyes like Simone the receptionist.
She walked over to him, keeping her voice low and calm. "You missed the convoy, huh?"
Aerion swallowed hard, nodding jerkily. "I... I couldn't get my bag on fast enough. I don't know where to go."
"Hey, it's alright," Kat said, offering a warm, reassuring smile. "You want to stay here as well? You're in luck, I haven't got a class first period. Mostly just a planning block for me."
Aerion’s eyes widened. "Here? I'm allowed to stay here?"
"Course you are," Kat shrugged, leaning against the desk next to his. "It's your first day. It's overwhelming. Sometimes you just need a minute to catch your breath. So, what’s it going to be? You want to go brave the English department, or you want to hang out in the art cave?"
Aerion didn't even have to think about it. The thought of wandering the halls alone made his stomach churn. "Can I stay, please?"
"Done," Kat said decisively. She pointed to his desk. "Take your coat off, chuck. Stay awhile."
Aerion slowly slipped his backpack off, placing it carefully on the floor, and sat back down in the hard plastic chair. The adrenaline that had been flooding his system since he woke up began to recede, leaving him feeling hollow and exhausted.
Kat watched him for a moment, her green eyes incredibly perceptive. "You want some alone time to decompress, or do you want to chat?"
Aerion looked down at his hands. He was so used to adults demanding conversation, demanding explanations, demanding apologies. To be given the choice of silence was a luxury he had never experienced.
"Alone?" he asked hesitantly, testing the word as if he expected her to retract the offer.
Kat smiled gently. "Alone it is. If you change your mind and want to chat, I’m right over there."
She didn't push. She didn't demand eye contact. She simply pushed off the desk and walked over to her computer. A few seconds later, the soft, rhythmic strumming of an acoustic guitar filled the room, playing from a small Bluetooth speaker on her desk. It wasn't classical or jazz, like his father played; it was indie folk, warm and melodic.
Kat sat down at her desk, entirely focused on her screen, leaving Aerion completely undisturbed.
Aerion sat in the middle of the wildly colorful, chaotic classroom. He listened to the music. He looked at the two other students sleeping peacefully in the back corner without fear of reprimand. He looked at the huge painted sun on the wall. He looked at his strange, bright, eccentric teacher who smelled of smoke and wore a Care Bears hoodie.
He pulled his knees up to his chest, resting his chin on his arms.
What the fuck is this place? he thought, the sheer bewilderment settling deep into his bones.
But as he sat there in the warm, music-filled room, entirely ignored and entirely safe, Aerion realized something strange. For the first time since his father had dragged him out of the headmaster's office at St. Jude’s... he wasn't afraid.
The soft, rhythmic strumming of the acoustic guitar from Kat’s Bluetooth speaker filled the classroom, weaving through the overgrown pothos plants and bouncing off the twilight-blue walls.
For the first twenty minutes of first period, Aerion sat entirely rigid in his hard plastic chair. He was coiled as tight as a spring, waiting for the other shoe to drop. At St. Jude’s, if a teacher had a free period, they spent it patrolling the halls like wardens, looking for students who were out of line, uniform infractions, or anyone breathing too loudly.
But Kat simply sat at her paint-splattered desk, entirely engrossed in whatever she was typing on her monitor. She hummed along to the indie folk music, occasionally reaching up to adjust one of the messy red space buns on her head. She didn't look at him. She didn't demand he pull out a textbook to study in silence. She gave him the one thing he had been begging for all weekend: the grace to just exist without being perceived as a problem.
About halfway through the hour, there was a soft rustling from the back of the room.
Aerion turned his head slightly. One of the two boys who had been dead asleep on the beanbag chairs was sitting up. He rubbed his face aggressively, his hair sticking up in odd directions, and let out a long, heavy sigh that sounded far too old for a teenager.
The boy didn't look panicked about having slept through half a class. He just stretched, kicked off his blanket, and dragged his feet across the linoleum floor, walking straight up to Kat’s desk.
Kat didn't snap at him to get back to his seat. She didn't ask for a hall pass. She looked up from her screen, her bright green eyes instantly softening, and she clicked her computer locked.
"Morning, sleeping beauty," Kat said softly, keeping her voice low so it wouldn't shatter the peace of the room. "You look like you've gone ten rounds with a freight train. Kettle's just boiled. You want a cuppa?"
The boy nodded miserably, leaning his hip against the edge of her desk. "Yeah. Please, K."
Kat stood up and walked over to a small, cluttered station in the corner of the room that held an electric kettle, a mismatched array of ceramic mugs, and several tins of tea and coffee. "What’s going on in that head of yours, eh? You're usually bouncing off the walls by now."
Aerion watched them, entirely fascinated. It felt like he was watching a documentary about a completely alien species.
The boy dragged a hand through his hair, his voice dropping to a harsh, embarrassed whisper. "It’s my folks. They had a huge blowout last night. Shouting, throwing plates, the whole lot. Started at midnight and didn't stop until my dad slammed the front door around four in the morning. I didn't get a wink of sleep. My head is absolutely pounding, miss."
Aerion’s breath hitched. He knew exactly what it felt like to lie in the dark, listening to the muffled, terrifying sounds of adults destroying their own lives. He remembered the nights his mother used to scream at Maekar, the sound of breaking glass in the study.
Kat poured the hot water into a mug, her expression turning deeply empathetic. She didn't offer empty platitudes like 'I'm sure they'll work it out' or 'focus on your studies.' "That's rubbish, mate. I'm really sorry you had to deal with that," Kat said, handing him the steaming mug of tea. "It's entirely unfair to keep you up with their nonsense."
"It's whatever," the boy mumbled, staring down into the dark liquid. "Just exhausted."
"Right. Well, we're not having you sit through double maths feeling like a zombie," Kat said decisively. She pulled open her top desk drawer and fished out a small, neon-orange pair of foam earplugs. She placed them on the desk in front of him. "Take these. I have a spare key to the staff room down the hall. The couches in there are miles better than these beanbags. You can go in there, lock the door, put the earplugs in, and sleep straight through second period and morning break. I'll square it with your teachers."
The boy looked up, a wave of profound relief washing over his tired features. "Are you sure, miss? Won't you get in trouble for letting me bunk off?"
"I am the master of my own destiny, and my destiny says you need a nap," Kat winked, grabbing a set of keys with a fluffy purple keychain from her bag. "Come on. Grab your tea. Let's get you sorted."
The boy nodded gratefully, following Kat out of the brightly colored classroom.
Aerion sat alone in the quiet room, his mind racing. At his old school, if you were tired, it was a moral failing. You were given a demerit and told to splash cold water on your face. Kat had just actively encouraged a student to skip class because his mental health was more important than a math worksheet.
Five minutes later, the door swung open and Kat strolled back in, tossing her keys onto the desk. She walked over to the tea station, clicking the kettle back on, before turning her gaze to Aerion.
She offered him a gentle, assessing smile. "Right then. If you want to take a nap, I have to admit the beanbags are far more comfortable than those plastic chairs. You're welcome to pass out for the rest of the period."
Aerion blinked, sitting up a little straighter. "Oh. No, thank you. I'm... I'm okay."
"Suit yourself," Kat shrugged good-naturedly. She gestured to the mugs. "Tea? Coffee? Hot chocolate? I even have those weird fruit teas that taste like warm potpourri if you're feeling adventurous."
Aerion hesitated. He wasn't allowed coffee, and tea was usually something the nanny made for him—always weak, always without sugar because his father said sugar caused hyperactivity.
"No..." Aerion started, before pausing. He looked at the warm, inviting steam rising from the kettle. He wanted to feel like he was a part of this strange, safe little ecosystem. "Actually... could I have some tea, please?"
"Course you can," Kat beamed, pulling down a bright yellow mug with a smiling sun painted on it. "How do you take it?"
"Um," Aerion swallowed, feeling suddenly shy. "I don't know. Mrs. Vance usually just gives it to me plain."
Kat stopped what she was doing, turning to look at him with a look of pure offense. "Plain? No milk? No sugar? Just hot leaf water?"
Aerion nodded slowly.
"Absolutely barbaric," Kat declared, shaking her head. "Right, we are fixing that. You look like a lad who appreciates a proper builder's tea. A splash of milk and two sugars. Trust me on this. It’ll change your life."
She busied herself at the counter, stirring the tea with a cheerful clinking sound. When she was done, she didn't just bring the mug over. She grabbed a small stack of papers from her desk and walked over to where Aerion was sitting.
She pulled up the rolling chair again, sitting backward on it, and placed the steaming yellow mug on his desk. Next to it, she set down the stack of papers.
"So," Kat said, resting her chin on her crossed arms on the back of the chair. "I did a bit of digging into the system while you were decompressing. These are the paper notes and the worksheets for the English class you're currently missing. Nothing too strenuous, just some reading comprehension. You can look over it when you feel like it."
Aerion looked at the papers, and then at the second packet beneath it. He frowned, recognizing the complex grids of algebra. "This is math."
"Well spotted," Kat grinned. "You have maths second period. But, seeing as you've had a completely rubbish morning, and you were practically vibrating with anxiety when you walked through my door... I thought you might want to skip maths today."
Aerion’s violet eyes widened to the size of saucers. "Skip it?"
"Yeah. Just stay in here with me," Kat nodded easily. "You can do the worksheets at your own pace, drink your tea, and just breathe. Then, after morning break, when you've had a chance to settle, you can start going to your regular classes. It’s a lot less overwhelming than being thrown straight into the deep end on your first day."
Aerion stared at her, entirely dumbfounded. Nobody—not his father, not his tutors, not his nannies, not even his older brother Daeron—had ever put this much thought into how he was feeling. They just told him what to do and expected him to fall in line. Kat had looked at him, realized he was terrified, and had systematically dismantled his entire morning schedule to make sure he felt safe.
"Won't I get in trouble?" Aerion whispered, his voice trembling slightly. "Won't you get in trouble?"
"Nah," Kat waved a dismissive hand, her silver rings catching the light. "I already emailed your English and Maths teachers. I told them you were doing an intensive 'New Student Orientation and Acclimatization' module with me. It sounds incredibly official, so they won't question it."
Aerion couldn't help it; a tiny, breathless laugh escaped his lips. He wrapped his cold hands around the warm yellow mug, taking a tentative sip. Kat was right. It was sweet, creamy, and entirely comforting.
"People don't really like this school," Kat said softly, watching him drink. Her gaze was observant, entirely devoid of the judgment he was so used to. "The fancy academies up on the hill—like St. Jude’s—they look down their noses at us because we don't do things the way people expect."
She gestured vaguely to the colorful, chaotic room around them. "Like the isolation rooms. At your old school, I bet isolation meant sitting in a tiny cubicle in absolute silence for eight hours, right?"
Aerion nodded, his stomach twisting at the memory. He had spent days in those cubicles.
"Yeah, well, here? Our isolation rooms are more like rage rooms," Kat explained, her eyes sparkling. "We put beanbags in there, some sensory toys, big rolls of paper and thick markers on the walls. If a kid is having a meltdown, we don't punish them for having feelings. We throw them in there and tell them to scream, or draw, or punch a pillow until they feel human again. More often than not, the teachers here tell their students that if they need a place to relax, the door is open. Like this room."
She tapped her fingernails against the back of her chair. "It helps. It means less kids storming out of the building and causing actual trouble on the streets. Don't get me wrong," she added, holding up a hand. "We still have our days. People still get into fights. Things get taken too far. We’re in a rough neighborhood, and these kids carry a lot of baggage. But since I've been here, we've pushed hard for guidance counseling over immediate expulsions. Some teachers are incredibly understanding." Kat paused, her nose wrinkling. "And some teachers are absolute twats."
Aerion choked slightly on his tea. He coughed, looking at her with wide, shocked eyes. A teacher had just sworn. Openly. To a ten-year-old.
"This school is weird," Aerion stated, his voice full of absolute awe.
Kat threw her head back and laughed, a bright, beautiful sound that seemed to chase the shadows completely out of the corners of the room. "Oh, chuck. All the best things are."
Aerion found himself smiling back, a genuine, tentatively happy expression that felt strange on his face. "So... why are you in trouble about a chicken?"
Kat’s eyes lit up with absolute delight. She leaned forward, resting her chin on her hands, looking entirely conspiratorial.
"Okay, so, as I said, I am not to be officially blamed," Kat began, her voice dropping into an exaggerated whisper. "But the story goes like this. Last term, the school board decided to slash the budget for the arts and drama department, but gave a massive grant to the administrative offices to buy new, ridiculously expensive ergonomic chairs. We were fuming. The students were fuming."
Aerion leaned in closer, completely hooked.
"So, one morning," Kat continued, her eyes wide, "Mr. Jackson—our esteemed Headteacher—unlocks his pristine, newly refurbished office. He walks in, holding his morning espresso. And what does he find sitting on top of his brand-new, two-thousand-pound leather ergonomic chair?"
"What?" Aerion breathed.
"Three. Live. Chickens," Kat deadpanned.
Aerion let out a loud, delighted bark of laughter.
"I am entirely serious!" Kat insisted, though she was grinning from ear to ear. "Three fully grown, clucking, Rhode Island Red hens. They had completely trashed the office. There were feathers everywhere. One of them had laid an egg on his keyboard. Mr. Jackson absolutely lost his mind. He was running down the hallway screaming that he was being bio-attacked."
Aerion was laughing so hard his stomach hurt, a bright, bubbling joy rising in his chest that he hadn't felt in months. He could picture the stuffy Headmaster fleeing from a flock of poultry.
"It was a brilliant protest," Kat said proudly, sitting back. "The message was clear: 'You treat our department like a farm, we'll bring the farm to you.' Of course, he immediately blamed me, because I am the drama queen of the teacher and therefore the ringleader of all theatrical chaos. But he couldn't prove it. No cameras in the admin hallway."
"What happened to the chickens?" Aerion asked, wiping a tear of mirth from his eye.
"Oh, they live in the rose garden now," Kat said casually. "The caretaker built them a little coop. The kids love them. If you want, we can go visit them at break. The three ladies are named after the Golden Girls. There's Blanche, Rose, and Dorothy. Blanche is a bit of a biter, but Rose is lovely."
Aerion laughed even harder. "You named a chicken Blanche?"
"It suits her! She's very dramatic about her corn," Kat winked.
For the rest of the period, Kat regaled him with stories of King’s Row Academy. She told him about odd, elaborate prank wars between the science and history departments, about a student who successfully managed to forge a fake school newsletter that convinced the entire staff that uniform rules were suspended for a week, and about Markl across the hall who once accidentally glued a priceless ceramic vase to his own hand during a pottery demonstration.
It was a world entirely foreign to Aerion. It was chaotic, loud, slightly unhinged, but undeniably full of life and joy. It wasn't sterile. It wasn't cold.
When the loud, grating klaxon of the bell finally rang to signal the morning break, Aerion actually flinched, disappointed that the hour was over.
"Right, that's break," Kat said, standing up and stretching her arms over her head. "It gets a bit mental out there in the halls. I'll walk you down to the cafeteria so you don't get lost in the stampede."
Aerion looked down at his stiff, scratchy polo shirt. He hated it. He hated what it represented. He looked back up at Kat, twisting his fingers together.
"Miss Kat?" he asked quietly. "Can I... can I get changed?"
Kat’s expression softened immediately. She nodded, pointing toward a wooden door at the back of the classroom. "Course you can, chuck. That's my storage room. Just flick the light on and lock the door from the inside while you get changed. Take your time. I'll tidy up the mugs and wait for you."
Aerion smiled—a small, fragile thing, but deeply genuine. "Thank you."
He stood up, abandoning his coat on the chair, and walked toward the storage room. He pushed the door open and flicked on the light.
The storage room was large, smelling heavily of turpentine, clay, and lavender. Canvases were stacked against the walls, and shelves were lined with jars of paint and brushes. In the corner sat a wooden chest of drawers. It had been painted wildly, covered in odd, overlapping doodles of aliens, flowers, and band logos. Scrawled across the top drawer in bright pink paint was Class of 2022. Aerion assumed the students from last year had decorated it.
He walked over and pulled the top drawer open. Given Kat's outfit, he fully expected to find a collection of bizarre, oversized hippie clothes, or maybe even theatrical costumes.
Instead, he found a neatly folded array of completely normal, comfortable clothes. There were standard graphic tees, plain hoodies, and comfortable jeans. Some of it was branded, some of it was plain, but all of it was clean and smelled like fresh laundry detergent.
Aerion dug through the second drawer and pulled out a pair of slightly distressed, black denim jeans. From the third drawer, he found a thick, incredibly soft dark grey hoodie with a subtle, dark red tie-dye pattern blooming across the chest and sleeves. He ran his fingers over the fabric. He assumed Kat had probably made the tie-dye herself in the sinks outside.
He quickly unbuttoned the stiff, scratchy polo shirt and pulled the suffocating navy jumper over his head, leaving them in a crumpled heap on an empty stool. He pulled the black jeans on—they were a fraction too long, but he rolled the cuffs up over his shoes. He pulled the red and grey hoodie over his head.
It was oversized, swamping his small frame slightly, but the thick fabric was like a warm, protective hug. He pulled the hood up over his silver hair, looking at his reflection in a small, cracked mirror leaning against the wall.
With his hair hidden and the stiff uniform gone, he didn't look like Aerion Targaryen, the billionaire heir who had been expelled for arson. He looked like a normal kid. He looked like he belonged here.
When he unlocked the door and stepped back out into the classroom, Kat had just finished washing their mugs in the sink. She turned around, drying her hands on a rag, and her face lit up in a approving smile.
"Oh, look at you!" Kat clapped her hands together. "Miles better. You look properly cool, mate. The red suits you."
Aerion flushed slightly, pulling at the sleeves of the hoodie. "It's really comfortable."
"I'm glad," Kat smiled, walking over to her desk and grabbing her keys. "You can leave your uniform in the storage room. And your fancy coat, too. We have cubby holes in the back corner. Leave your bag and your coat in there. Don't worry about the kids, I keep a hawk’s eye on this room, so nothing will be stolen."
Aerion walked over to the wooden cubbies, shoving his backpack and his coat into an empty slot. He felt ten pounds lighter without them.
"Oh, by the way," Kat said casually as she walked toward the classroom door, holding it open for him. "I emailed and texted your guardian while you were changing. I let them know about the strict non-uniform policy in the art wing."
"Did they reply?" Aerion asked, a spike of anxiety hitting his chest. If his father saw the text, he would probably be furious that Aerion was disobeying orders.
"Not yet. But I also included the link to the Warm Clothes Fund in the email," Kat added, leaning against the doorframe.
Aerion frowned, stepping out into the bustling hallway. "What's that?"
"It's a city program," Kat explained as she began leading him down the yellow-painted corridor toward the rose garden, rather than the loud cafeteria. "Basically, if a family qualifies based on their income, the school provides them with a voucher to buy winter clothes, new shoes, or comfortable outfits for the kids. I told your guardian that if they ever need help getting you clothes, the link is there, and my wardrobe is always open."
Aerion stopped dead in his tracks. He stared at her, utterly baffled. "My dad is a CEO. He owns a skyscraper. He definitely won't need the link to a charity fund."
Kat stopped and turned back to him. She didn't look embarrassed for making the assumption. In fact, her expression remained entirely warm and open.
"I know," Kat said softly. "But I send that link to the parents of every single student who walks into my classroom wearing clothes that don't make them feel good. I send it to everyone, across the board. Because there is absolutely no harm in asking for help, and we never really know what’s going on behind closed doors. By sending it to everyone, nobody has to feel singled out or embarrassed if they actually do need it."
Aerion stood on the bright yellow floor, the noise of the school fading into a dull roar in his ears. He looked at this strange, brightly colored woman. She didn't care about his last name. She hadn't looked at his file and seen the massive Targaryen wealth and assumed he was fine. She had seen a boy who was uncomfortable in his own skin, and she had offered him a lifeline without judgment, without making him feel small.
"You actually care, don't you?" Aerion whispered, the realization hitting him with the force of a physical blow. The adults in his life cared about his grades, his appearance, and his ability to stay quiet. Kat cared about him.
Kat looked at him, her brow furrowing slightly in confusion, as if the answer was the most obvious thing in the world. "Of course I care, chuck. I want to give my students the best opportunity they can possibly have to be happy here. And that isn't a copy-and-paste job. You've got to tailor it to each person. What works for you might not work for someone else."
Aerion didn't know what to say. His throat felt incredibly tight, a massive lump of emotion blocking his words. He just stared at her, his violet eyes shining.
Kat seemed to notice his overwhelmed state. She offered a gentle, easy smile to break the tension. "Like I said, those clothes look great on you. If you want to keep that hoodie and the jeans permanently, just let me know so I can get replacements for the drawer, yeah?"
"Thank you," Aerion managed to croak out, pulling the sleeves of the hoodie over his knuckles.
"Right, come on," Kat chirped, turning back toward the double glass doors. "Let's go to the rose garden. You need to meet the Golden Girls before Blanche eats all the good seeds."
Aerion hurried to catch up with her, pushing through the glass doors into the crisp, cool morning air of the enclosed courtyard.
The rose garden was vastly different from the concrete yard out front. It was walled off by tall, ivy-covered brick, filled with raised wooden planter boxes, a patch of artificial turf, and a large, surprisingly well-built wooden chicken coop in the corner.
As they walked down the stone path, Aerion heard footsteps hurrying behind them. He turned his head and saw the boy who had been sleeping in the beanbag chair jogging to catch up.
"Hey, Kat!" the boy called out, his voice slightly raspy but infinitely more energetic than it had been an hour ago.
Kat glanced over her shoulder, her face lighting up. "Leo! You survived your nap?"
"Yeah, feel loads better," Leo grinned, falling into step beside them. He was a lanky kid with messy brown hair, a faded band t-shirt, and a smattering of freckles across his nose. He looked at Aerion, his dark eyes wide with curiosity.
Aerion stiffened slightly, his social anxiety flaring up. He didn't know how to talk to kids who weren't obsessed with trust funds and polo matches. "Hi?" he offered awkwardly.
Leo stared at him for a second, taking in the red tie-dye hoodie and the silver hair peeking out from beneath the hood. Leo looked past Aerion, catching Kat’s eye.
Kat gave Leo a very small, almost imperceptible nod.
It was as if that single nod broke a dam inside the older boy. Leo’s face split into a massive, toothy grin, and he instantly launched into a rapid-fire monologue, talking Aerion’s ear off at a dizzying speed.
"You're the new kid, right? I’m Leo. I’m in year six, but I take the advanced art track with Kat. This place is mental, but it's brilliant. I saw you in the classroom earlier, didn't mean to be dead to the world, my folks were just being absolute nightmares. Anyway, I can introduce you to my mates if you want. We usually hang out by the turf during lunch. Let me see your timetable."
Without waiting for permission, Leo casually plucked the crumpled piece of paper from Aerion’s hand.
Aerion was entirely wide-eyed, his head spinning. He looked helplessly at Kat, a silent plea for rescue.
Kat just laughed, reaching out to affectionately ruffle Aerion’s silver hair—a gesture that made his heart skip a beat, because his father never touched him like that. "You’ll get used to how loud they are, chuck. Don't worry."
"Oh, sick!" Leo announced, shoving the paper back at Aerion. "We've got loads of classes together! We’ve got history, science, and PE. Don't worry about getting lost, I'll show you around. The science labs are a maze anyway."
Aerion clutched the paper, staring at the boy. "You... you want to show me around?"
"Course," Leo shrugged, as if it were the most natural thing in the world. "Us misfits gotta stick together."
As they approached the wooden chicken coop, the peace of the rose garden shattered. A massive group of students, maybe fifteen or twenty of them, were already gathered around the wire fencing. The moment they spotted Kat, a chorus of voices erupted.
"Miss Kat! Tell Ryan that die-hard is not a Christmas movie!"
"Kat, look at this sketch I did in English, Mr. Harris hated it!"
"Miss, Blanche just bit my shoelace!"
Kat was instantly swallowed up by the crowd of teenagers, laughing loudly, effortlessly engaging with three different conversations at once. She examined the sketch, debated movie genres, and scolded a large, rust-colored chicken through the wire mesh.
Aerion and Leo hung back slightly, watching the chaotic, beautiful scene unfold.
"She's mental, isn't she?" Leo asked fondly, leaning against one of the brick planters.
"She's... different," Aerion agreed, his eyes tracking the bright red of Kat's space buns as she moved through the crowd.
"Kat says that people who are loud and weird here are just comfortable," Leo said thoughtfully, kicking a loose pebble with his worn sneaker. "She says they act out because they know they're safe here. But she says being quiet is okay too, as long as that's what you actually want to be. Not because you're scared." Leo grinned, pointing a thumb at his own chest. "I'm definitely the loud and weird type."
Aerion stared at the older boy, the words ringing in his head like a bell. Being quiet is okay, as long as it's not because you're scared. He thought about the vast, echoing halls of the Targaryen estate. He thought about the crippling silence of his stripped bedroom, the way he swallowed his words and his laughter because the adults around him demanded order and perfection. He had always been told to be quiet. He had been trained to be quiet.
But as he stood in the cool morning air, wearing a borrowed hoodie that smelled of lavender, listening to the raucous laughter of kids who had been entirely given up on by society, Aerion felt a spark of something defiant and bright ignite in his chest.
"I've always been told to be quiet," Aerion murmured, his voice barely carrying over the noise of the courtyard. He looked at Leo, a slow, genuine smile breaking across his young face. "But... I think I might be the loud type, too."
Leo’s eyes widened, and then he let out a loud, ringing laugh. He clapped Aerion on the shoulder, the physical contact grounding and warm. "I knew it! I could tell. Come on, let's go see the chickens."
A few of Leo’s friends detached themselves from the group surrounding Kat and wandered over.
"Oi, Leo," a girl with heavily braided hair called out. "Enjoy your nap, mate?"
"Needed it, Sal," Leo grinned. He slung an arm casually around Aerion’s shoulders, pulling the ten-year-old into the circle. "Guys, this is Aerion. He's new. He's in our history block."
"Alright, Aerion," a boy with a chipped tooth smiled easily. "Nice hoodie."
"Thanks," Aerion said, the warmth in his chest expanding until he thought his ribs might crack. "Kat gave it to me."
"Classic Kat," Sal laughed. "Come on, Dorothy is currently trying to dig a tunnel to China under the feed trough."
Aerion let himself be pulled toward the wire fencing of the coop. He leaned against the wood, looking inside. True to Kat's word, there were three plump, reddish-brown chickens pecking aggressively at the dirt. One of them, slightly larger than the rest, glared at Aerion with beady, judgmental eyes.
"That's Blanche," Leo pointed out. "Watch your fingers."
Aerion let out a sudden, loud laugh, the sound surprising even himself.
He looked up, looking past the wire fencing and the milling crowd of students. Kat was standing a few feet away, listening to a student tell an animated story. But as Aerion laughed, her bright green eyes flicked over the crowd and found him.
She saw him standing there, wearing her clothes, flanked by Leo and his friends, looking at the ridiculous chickens. She saw the tension completely drained from his shoulders, the genuine, unburdened smile on his face.
Kat offered him a small, secret wink, before throwing her head back and laughing loudly at whatever the student beside her had just said.
Aerion leaned against the fence, the cold wind biting at his cheeks, and realized with absolute, terrifying certainty that he didn't want to go back to the sterile halls of St. Jude’s. He didn't want the fancy blazers or the quiet, polite corridors.
He wanted to stay right here, in the loud, chaotic, incredibly weird hell pit, down the yellow brick road.
Notes:
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Chapter 4: Chapter Four: Welcome to the Jungle
Summary:
In which Aerion survives a "Nerd King," earns the respect of a diva, and discovers that the heartbeat of the universe sounds a lot like a drum kit.
Song for this chapter -
Tongue Tied – Grouplove
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
The shrill, grating klaxon of the bell cut through the crisp air of the rose garden, signaling the end of morning break.
The immediate groan from the students was entirely universal, regardless of whether they were in a posh academy or a concrete public school. The chaotic energy of the courtyard began to shift as kids grudgingly hoisted their backpacks and started migrating back toward the glass doors.
"Right, you lot, move it!" Kat clapped her hands, her Care Bears hoodie bright against the grey brick of the school building. "No dawdling. And somebody make sure Blanche doesn't try to peck the lock again, she’s getting far too clever."
Aerion watched as a couple of older girls securely latched the chicken coop before jogging to catch up with the crowd.
"Come on, Aerion," Leo said, tapping his shoulder. "We've got science next. Top floor."
Aerion nodded, falling into step with Leo and the small group he had just been introduced to: Sal, a girl with incredibly intricate box braids and a sharp, biting sense of humor; and a boy named Benji, who had a chipped tooth and a nervous habit of clicking his pen.
They pushed through the double doors, leaving the bright yellow brick road behind, and plunged back into the dull, beige linoleum of the main building.
The walk to the science wing was an absolute marathon. St. Jude’s was spread out over a old campus, meaning most of the walking was done outside on paved paths. King’s Row was built like a vertical tower block. They hit the main stairwell, joining a crushing, sweaty throng of students all trying to get to different floors at once.
By the time they reached the fourth floor landing, Aerion’s thighs were burning, and he was slightly out of breath.
"I hate those stairs," Sal complained, leaning heavily against the wall outside a classroom door labeled S4 - Dr. Miller. "Every day I consider just throwing myself down them so I don't have to walk back up."
"You're just unfit," Benji teased, clicking his pen rapidly.
"Shut up, Benji, before I snap that pen in half," Sal shot back without any real heat.
Aerion leaned against the wall next to Leo, trying to catch his breath without looking like he was struggling. "So... Dr. Miller?" he asked, trying to mentally prepare himself for the next hurdle.
"Yeah, he's alright," Leo said, shrugging his bag higher on his shoulder. "He's a huge nerd, likes classic rock. You'll probably see him twirling this huge wooden stick thing he keeps on his desk. He's one of the strict ones, though, so a fair warning: do not have your phone out in his class, and definitely don't have an earbud in. He’ll confiscate it in a second."
Aerion nodded quickly, patting the pocket of his borrowed hoodie to ensure his phone was securely buried. At St. Jude’s, having a phone visible resulted in an immediate call to your parents. He was used to strict.
The heavy wooden door to S4 swung open, and the students began filing in.
Aerion followed Leo inside. The room was exactly what he expected from a public school science lab. It was slightly dingy, smelling faintly of sulfur and stale gas. There were high, black-topped wooden benches instead of individual desks, and tall, uncomfortable-looking wooden stools. The walls were plastered with the periodic table, faded posters of the solar system, and—true to Leo's word—a few vintage rock band posters tucked inconspicuously behind the teacher's desk.
Standing behind that desk was Dr. Miller.
He was younger than Aerion had anticipated, probably in his early thirties. He was tall and thin, wearing a neat button-down shirt with the sleeves rolled up, a slightly crooked tie, and a pair of dark, thick-rimmed glasses. His hair was long, dark brown, and pulled back into a neat, tight ponytail at the nape of his neck. In his right hand, he was absentmindedly twirling a long, smooth wooden pointing stick, flipping it over his knuckles with practiced ease.
"Alright, take your seats, let's get moving," Dr. Miller called out, his voice sharp and carrying a distinct tone of practiced authority.
Aerion started to follow Leo toward a cluster of benches in the back corner, but Dr. Miller’s eyes snapped onto him immediately.
"Ah, you must be the transfer," Dr. Miller said, halting his twirling stick and pointing it directly at Aerion. "Targaryen, correct?"
Aerion froze, feeling the sudden weight of the entire class's attention on him. "Yes, sir."
"Right. Have a seat up here," Dr. Miller instructed, using the stick to gesture toward a single stool directly in front of his main desk, entirely separated from the rest of the class.
Aerion swallowed hard, shooting a panicked look at Leo. Leo offered a sympathetic grimace and mouthed 'good luck' before shuffling off to the back with Sal and Benji.
Aerion slowly walked to the front, pulling the wooden stool out and sitting down. The bench was high, making his feet dangle awkwardly. He felt incredibly exposed.
Dr. Miller opened a desk drawer and pulled out a thick packet of stapled papers, sliding it across the black countertop toward Aerion.
"This is a baseline assessment," Dr. Miller explained briskly, his tone completely professional and entirely devoid of Kat’s warm, chaotic energy. "Since you're transferring in the middle of the term, I need to see exactly what level you're operating at. It covers everything we've done from September until now. You have the entire period to finish it. Whatever you don't know, skip. Don't guess."
Aerion looked down at the packet. Biology and Introductory Chemistry. He felt a tiny, sharp flare of confidence. He had practically lived in the library at his old school just to escape his empty house. He knew this material.
"I'll need a pen," Aerion murmured, realizing his designer bag was still safely locked in Kat’s classroom cubby.
Dr. Miller sighed softly, pulling a cheap blue biro from his pocket and tossing it onto the desk. "Come prepared next time, Targaryen. Begin."
Dr. Miller turned his attention to the rest of the room, clapping his hands once. "Alright, everyone else, open your textbooks to page 114. We are continuing with cellular respiration. I want the questions at the end of the chapter completed by the bell."
The room fell into a grumbling, reluctant silence. The scratching of pens and the rustle of turning pages filled the air.
Aerion bent his head over the packet, his silver hair falling forward to shield his face. As he read the first few questions, his anxiety ebbed away, replaced by the familiar, comforting rhythm of academic work. It was easy. The curriculum at King's Row was clearly several months behind the advanced, highly accelerated track at St. Jude’s.
For the first twenty minutes, the room was entirely quiet. Dr. Miller paced the front of the room, twirling his wooden stick, his posture projecting absolute confidence. He had a PhD, and he carried himself with the same intellectual arrogance that Aerion’s former tutors did. Aerion knew how to handle men like Dr. Miller: keep your head down, do the work flawlessly, and don't speak unless spoken to.
But as the period dragged on and the students finished their assigned reading, the strict silence began to fracture.
A low murmur started in the back of the room. It swelled, growing louder and more chaotic as kids abandoned their textbooks to chat with their bench-mates.
Dr. Miller didn't immediately yell. He didn't demand absolute silence the way the teachers at St. Jude's would have. Instead, he seemed to accept the rising volume as a necessary evil, as long as it didn't cross a certain threshold.
However, it quickly became glaringly obvious that Dr. Miller played favorites.
He drifted toward a cluster of students on the left side of the room—the ones who had finished their work early and had perfectly neat handwriting. He leaned against their bench, smiling and answering their questions with patience and genuine interest. But when a boy near the back raised his hand, struggling with a concept, Dr. Miller’s tone turned noticeably sharp and condescending as he corrected him from across the room.
Aerion kept his head down, filling out the last page of his assessment. Out of the corner of his eye, he caught movement.
Leo, sitting three rows back, was leaning entirely sideways off his stool, pulling a horrific, cross-eyed face at Sal. Sal was trying desperately to stifle a laugh, burying her face in her arms. Leo caught Aerion looking and immediately directed the goofy expression at him, puffing his cheeks out like a blowfish.
Aerion had to bite hard on the inside of his cheek to keep from smiling. It was so incredibly distracting, but in the best possible way.
"How are we doing here, Targaryen?"
Aerion jolted slightly as Dr. Miller appeared next to his stool, leaning over to look at the thick packet of papers.
"I'm almost done," Aerion said quietly, moving his hand so the teacher could see his neat, precise cursive. "I learned most of this last year."
Dr. Miller raised an eyebrow, his eyes skimming over the complex chemical equations Aerion had balanced flawlessly. He looked slightly surprised, though he quickly masked it. "Hmm. Good. Once you're finished, I'll mark it this evening. I'll have a syllabus ready for our next lesson so you know what material you might need to catch up on at home."
"Okay," Aerion nodded.
Dr. Miller stared at him for a moment, his gaze lingering on the red tie-dye hoodie. "Who is your form teacher?"
Aerion froze. His mind went entirely blank. He knew she was the art teacher. He knew she smelled like smoke and lavender. But he realized, with a sudden spike of panic, that he had no idea what her actual surname was. At his old school, referring to a teacher by their first name was grounds for a severe reprimand.
"Um," Aerion stuttered, his face flushing hot. "Miss... Kat?"
He braced himself. He waited for Dr. Miller to snap at him for his insolence, to demand respect for his colleagues.
Instead, Dr. Miller let out a loud, highly uncharacteristic snort of laughter. He actually grinned, shaking his head.
"Right. Kat," Dr. Miller chuckled, tapping his wooden stick against the desk. "I should have guessed by the hoodie. I’ll send your catch-up material to her, then. She'll help you organize it. She always takes incredibly good care of her gremlins."
Aerion blinked, completely thrown off balance. A strict, PhD-holding science teacher had just openly laughed at the lack of formality and affectionately referred to Kat’s students as 'gremlins'.
"Okay," Aerion said softly, watching in bewilderment as Dr. Miller turned and walked back toward his favored group of students.
"You're so fucking lucky you got Kat," a voice whispered harshly to his left.
Aerion turned his head. Sitting at the end of the bench directly next to his was a girl he hadn't noticed before. She had dark skin, a sharp, incredibly pretty face, and thick, glossy hair pulled back into a high ponytail. She was wearing a perfectly pristine, stark white uniform polo shirt—one of the only people in the room actually adhering to the dress code—but she had customized it by rolling the sleeves up tightly and popping the collar.
Aerion stared at her, utterly taken aback by the casual swearing. "I am?"
"God, yes," the girl whispered, leaning slightly closer. "I have Madam Jones for my form room. She’s the language teacher, and she is a right bitch at times. If you breathe too loud during morning register, she gives you a detention."
Aerion’s eyes widened. "Is Kat... are Kat and Markl the only nice ones here?"
The girl let out a quiet, cynical laugh, spinning her pen through her fingers. "God, no. It just depends if the teacher takes a liking to you or not, to be honest. Some of them are great. Some of them are just... entirely focused on the kids they think are going to actually pass their GCSEs, because they're overworked and underpaid. You can always tell the ones who don't actually care about their subject, or about us as people. Miller is alright, but he’s definitely got his favorites." She shot a dark look toward the group Dr. Miller was currently chatting with.
Aerion nodded slowly, absorbing the information. It was a complex, highly political ecosystem. It wasn't just about grades here; it was about survival, about navigating the moods and biases of the adults in charge.
"I'm Ruby, by the way," she said, offering a sharp, confident smile.
"I'm Aerion," he replied quietly.
Ruby nodded, her dark eyes dropping to the open packet on his desk. She leaned closer, squinting at the page. She pointed a perfectly manicured finger at a question near the bottom.
"That's wrong," Ruby declared confidently.
Aerion frowned, looking down at his paper. The question was about the byproduct of anaerobic respiration in yeast. He had written ethanol and carbon dioxide.
"No, it's not," Aerion said defensively, his aristocratic pride flaring up. He knew his biology.
"Yeah, it is," Ruby argued, her voice rising slightly above a whisper. "It's just lactic acid. We literally learned that two weeks ago."
"That's in human muscle cells," Aerion corrected, his brow furrowing. "The question specifically asks about yeast. Yeast produces ethanol. It's fermentation."
"Look, swot, I'm telling you what Miller taught us," Ruby snapped back, her competitive streak clearly ignited. "You're going to get it marked down."
"I'm not going to change a correct answer just because you misunderstood the lecture," Aerion shot back, his voice taking on the sharp, haughty tone he usually reserved for his annoying cousin Valarr.
"Is there a problem here?"
Dr. Miller’s voice cut through their bickering like a knife. He had crossed the room silently and was now looming over their bench, his wooden stick tapping an impatient rhythm against his leg.
Aerion froze, the heat instantly draining from his face. Stupid, he thought wildly. First day, and you're getting into an argument in the middle of a test. "No problem, sir," Ruby said smoothly, entirely unfazed by the teacher's stern glare. "Aerion was just stuck on question fourteen, and I was telling him what I think the answer is."
Dr. Miller sighed heavily, pushing his glasses up the bridge of his nose. He leaned down, looking at Aerion’s paper. He read the question, read Aerion’s written answer, and then looked at Ruby with a deeply unimpressed expression.
"Aerion is completely correct, Ruby," Dr. Miller said dryly. "And perhaps if you spent less time trying to 'help' other students with their baseline assessments, and more time reviewing your own notes on fermentation, you wouldn't have failed the pop quiz last Friday."
Ruby’s jaw tightened, her cheeks flushing a deep, angry plum color.
"Go back to your own work, Ruby," Dr. Miller ordered, turning away to head back to his desk. "Eyes on your own papers."
Ruby grumbled something highly uncomplimentary under her breath, violently dragging her textbook back toward her and stabbing her pen into her notebook.
Aerion sat perfectly still, staring blankly at the wall.
Great, he thought miserably. Absolutely brilliant. I've been here for two hours, and I've already managed to alienate the first person who tried to talk to me on her own. He felt a familiar sinking sensation in his chest. This was how it always went. He was too abrasive, too defensive. He always managed to ruin things before they even really began.
The rest of the period passed in agonizingly slow silence. Aerion finished the packet, double-checked his answers, and then simply sat with his hands folded in his lap, staring at the clock on the wall. He didn't dare look to his left. He knew Ruby was probably glaring daggers at the side of his head.
Finally, the bell rang. The loud klaxon sent a wave of relief crashing over him.
The students immediately leapt up from their stools, books slamming shut, voices rising back to a chaotic roar.
Aerion stood up, gathering his test packet. As he reached out to grab Dr. Miller’s cheap blue pen to return it, a small, folded piece of lined paper suddenly slid across the black countertop, stopping right against his hand.
He paused, looking to his left.
Ruby was already standing, slinging her bag over her shoulder. She didn't look angry. She looked incredibly smug.
"You seem cool, even if you are a massive swot," Ruby said, offering him a sharp wink. "You can text me sometime. We can hang out. If you promise not to correct my biology."
Aerion stared at her, completely gobsmacked. He looked down at the folded piece of paper, and then back up at her. "Okay. Thanks."
"See ya, Targaryen," she grinned, turning and disappearing into the throng of students pushing out the door.
Aerion slowly unfolded the paper. Written in neat, looping cursive was a phone number and the name Ruby <3.
He couldn't believe it. He pocketed the number, feeling a strange, bubbling sense of victory. He hadn't ruined it. He had actually made a friend by arguing about yeast.
He grabbed the test packet and the pen, walking up to Dr. Miller’s desk. "Here is my test, sir. And your pen. Thank you."
Dr. Miller took the packet, tapping the edges on the desk to straighten the pages. "I'll have it marked by next lesson, Aerion. Good work today."
"Thank you," Aerion nodded, before turning and heading out the door.
He stepped out into the chaotic, echoing hallway, immediately scanning the crowd. It didn't take long to spot them.
Leo, Sal, and Benji were waiting for him by the stairwell, leaning against the banister and laughing about something loudly.
"There he is!" Leo cheered as Aerion walked over. "Surviving the nerd king's dungeon."
"Miller is such a hard-ass," Benji complained, clicking his pen aggressively. "He completely ignored me when I asked about the homework. Only cares about his little fan club in the front row."
"He wasn't that bad," Aerion offered, adjusting the sleeves of his borrowed hoodie. He couldn't stop the small, proud smile from breaking across his face. "I made friends with Ruby. She gave me her number."
The three older kids stopped what they were doing and stared at him.
"Ruby?" Sal asked, her eyebrows shooting up toward her hairline. "Ruby in the pristine polo shirt? Ruby who sits in the front row?"
Aerion nodded, suddenly feeling incredibly self-conscious. "Yeah. Is that bad?"
"Nah, mate, that's brilliant," Leo laughed, clapping Aerion on the shoulder. "She's totally canny. A bit of a diva, yeah, and fiercely competitive, but she's nice once you get past the attitude. Good on you."
Aerion felt a wave of relief wash over him. He had navigated a class. He had made friends. He had survived the morning.
"Right, come on then," Sal said, pushing off the wall. "My stomach is actually eating itself. Time for lunch. Let's see what slop they're serving us today."
As they joined the massive herd of students migrating down the stairs toward the violently colorful cafeteria.
Aerion took back every single positive, hopeful thought he had experienced that morning. He was entirely, fundamentally wrong.
The classroom might have been safe, but the lunch hall was the undisputed hell pit.
The moment the double doors swung open, a wall of pure, unadulterated noise and smell hit him square in the face. It was deafening. Over five hundred teenagers were crammed into the large room, shouting over each other, scraping hard plastic chairs against the linoleum floor, and blasting music from illicitly smuggled phones. The air was thick with the scent of cheap bleach, stale grease, and something that smelled suspiciously like boiled cabbage.
At St. Jude’s, lunch was a civilized, quiet affair. Students sat at long mahogany tables while private caterers served them roasted chicken, fresh salads, and artisan breads on actual ceramic plates. You spoke quietly. You used the proper silverware.
Here, it was a brutal fight for survival just to reach the serving counter.
Students were shoving each other playfully, cutting in line, and shouting orders over the sneeze guards. Aerion stood frozen at the edge of the chaos, his hands shoved deep into the pockets of his tie-dye hoodie, entirely overwhelmed.
"Come on, stick with me," Leo shouted over the din, grabbing the sleeve of Aerion’s hoodie and yanking him into the surging mass of bodies.
Aerion stumbled forward, keeping his head down as they navigated the maze of tables. When they finally reached the counter, Aerion realized another terrifying difference: he didn't have any money. At St. Jude's, the tuition covered everything.
"I don't... I don't have any cash," Aerion stammered, his cheeks flushing hot as he looked at the sullen lunch lady waiting behind a metal vat of indistinguishable slop.
"Don't worry about it," Leo said easily, grabbing two plastic trays. "School lunches are pre-paid here. Everyone’s ID is loaded with a free meal credit. Kat set you up in the system this morning. I'll just tap my card for both of us and tell the dinner lady you're the new transfer."
Leo smoothly handled the transaction, passing a loaded plastic tray to Aerion.
Aerion looked down at the food. He stared at it for a long, horrified moment. Sitting in a molded compartment of the tray was a scoop of something that looked exactly like wet, grey cement, accompanied by a limp square of unidentifiable meat and a handful of sad, soggy peas.
"Honestly," Leo said, catching Aerion’s horrified expression as they walked away from the counter to find Sal and Benji. "Bring a packed lunch tomorrow. It’s miles better than this slop. Kat usually brings in extra sandwiches just to save us from the mystery meat."
They found an empty spot at one of the long, brightly colored tables. Sal and Benji were already sitting there, digging into their own trays.
"What are you talking about, Leo?" Benji mumbled around a mouthful of the grey substance. "Nah, this is fucking great. It's shepherd's pie day."
Aerion slowly lowered himself onto the round plastic seat attached to the table. He poked the grey cement with his cheap fork. It wobbled slightly, maintaining its perfectly spherical shape.
"What the fuck is it?" Aerion asked, his nose wrinkling in absolute disgust.
Benji shrugged, scooping up another huge bite. "You really don't want to know, mate. Just close your eyes and swallow. Builds character."
Aerion pushed the tray slightly away from himself. "I think I'll just wait for dinner."
"Suit yourself," Sal laughed, stealing one of Benji’s somewhat recognizable potato wedges.
Despite the atrocious food and the deafening volume of the room, sitting at the table wasn't terrible. It was actually... normal. Aerion sat quietly, listening to Leo, Sal, and Benji argue about a video game he had never played. Every few minutes, kids would walk past their table, shoving Leo’s shoulder or stealing a chip from Sal's tray.
"Alright, Leo?" a boy shouted as he walked past. "You guys coming out to play football after you eat?"
"Yeah, give us ten minutes!" Leo shouted back.
Another group passed by. "Benji! We need a fifth for basketball! Get out to the yard!"
"I'm eating, you vultures! I'll be there!" Benji yelled, waving his fork at them.
Aerion watched it all with wide, fascinated eyes. At his old school, the social hierarchy was rigid and terrifying. You didn't cross boundaries. You didn't just casually invite people from different grades to play a pickup game. But here, the lines were entirely blurred. Everyone just seemed to exist in one chaotic ecosystem.
"You gonna play with us, Aerion?" Sal asked, wiping her mouth with a napkin. "Or are you gonna sit on the bleachers and look brooding and mysterious in Kat's hoodie?"
"I can play," Aerion said quickly, not wanting to be left out. He hadn't played a real game of sports since he was eight. His father insisted on fencing and equestrian lessons, calling team sports a waste of individual potential. "I'm not very good, though."
"None of us are," Leo laughed. "That's the point."
Aerion finally managed to choke down a pre-packaged, highly processed chocolate brownie he had found on his tray. He was just taking his final bite when the atmosphere in the lunch hall shifted entirely.
It wasn't a slow build; it was instantaneous.
One second, the room was a steady roar of chatter. The next second, a sharp, aggressive shout cut through the noise, followed by the violent sound of a plastic table being flipped over. Trays crashed to the floor, food splattering across the linoleum.
Aerion jumped violently, his heart leaping into his throat.
Fifty feet away, a circle was rapidly forming as students scrambled out of the way, pushing backward to avoid the crossfire while simultaneously craning their necks to watch.
In the center of the clearing, two older boys were tearing into each other.
Aerion’s breath hitched. He immediately recognized one of the boys. It was the other kid Kat had sent to the staff room with earplugs that morning—the one whose parents had kept him up all night screaming. The boy looked entirely unhinged now, his face purple with rage, his fists flying wildly as he tackled a taller, stockier student to the floor.
"Get the fuck off me!" the stocky boy roared, throwing a vicious punch that connected with a sickening crack against the tired boy’s cheekbone.
"I'll kill you! Say it again, I'll fucking kill you!" the tired boy screamed back, grabbing the other student by the collar of his shirt and slamming him into the side of a plastic chair.
The violence of it was shocking. Aerion shrank back against the table, his chest heaving, his hands gripping the edges of the plastic tray so hard his knuckles turned white. He had seen boys shove each other at St. Jude's, maybe throw a sloppy, weak punch over a stolen pen, but this was a brawl. This was raw, unchecked fury.
"FIGHT!" a group of kids started chanting, entirely unhelpful.
Within seconds, the double doors of the lunch hall banged open. Three teachers, including the broad-shouldered PE instructor, sprinted into the room.
"Break it up! Right now!" the PE teacher bellowed, his voice booming over the chaos.
He lunged into the circle, grabbing the stocky boy around the waist and hauling him backward off the floor. Another teacher, a strict-looking woman in a cardigan, grabbed the tired boy by the shoulders, struggling to hold him back as he continued to thrash and swear violently, blood dripping from his split lip.
"Let me go! He started it!" the tired boy shrieked, his voice cracking with hysteria.
"Language! That is enough!" the female teacher scolded sharply, struggling to maintain her grip.
Aerion looked frantically to his left, seeking reassurance from Leo.
But Leo’s seat was empty.
Aerion panicked, his head whipping around. "Where did he go?!" he asked Sal, his voice trembling.
Sal didn't look panicked at all. She was simply sitting in her chair, casually sipping from a carton of apple juice, watching the teachers struggle with a look of mild boredom.
"Leo bolted to get Kat," Sal said plainly, taking another sip.
Aerion stared at her, completely baffled by her lack of reaction. "Why? Why get Kat?"
"Because Mrs. Higgins is useless," Benji chipped in, pointing his fork at the struggling female teacher. "She just yells. Kat actually knows how to calm him down."
As if on cue, the double doors banged open again.
Kat didn't sprint, but she walked with a rapid purpose. She had abandoned her own lunch and her cigarette. She strode straight through the parting sea of students, her bright blue Care Bears hoodie a stark contrast to the violence of the scene.
"Alright, that's enough of the circus! Back to your lunches, the lot of you!" Kat snapped at the surrounding crowd, her voice carrying a sharp, commanding edge that Aerion hadn't heard before.
The students actually listened. The circle immediately widened, kids turning back to their tables, the chanting dying instantly.
Kat walked straight up to the tired boy, who was still hyperventilating, struggling against Mrs. Higgins' grip. Kat didn't yell. She didn't grab him. She simply stepped in front of him, blocking his line of sight to the stocky boy, and placed both her hands firmly on his shoulders, gently nudging Mrs. Higgins away.
"Look at me," Kat ordered, her voice firm but incredibly steady. "Look at me, mate. Drop your shoulders."
The boy’s chest heaved, his eyes wild and unfocused, but he locked eyes with Kat.
"Deep breath. In through the nose," Kat instructed, entirely ignoring the blood on his chin and the chaos around them. She breathed in deeply, exaggerating the motion. "Come on. Match me."
The boy let out a shuddering, jagged breath, his hands slowly uncurling from fists.
"Better," Kat nodded, her expression softening into that maternal, fiercely protective look Aerion recognized from the morning. "What did we talk about this morning? You're running on empty. You're exhausted. You cannot let these absolute muppets bait you into a fight when you've got no emotional regulation left in the tank."
"He was talking shit about my mum," the boy choked out, a tear mixing with the blood on his cheek. "He heard me talking about the fight last night. He said she deserved it."
Kat’s jaw tightened, a flash of genuine, cold anger crossing her features before she smoothed it away. "Right. Well, his opinion is garbage, and he's going to spend the rest of the week scraping gum off the bottom of the desks for it. But you do not throw hands over garbage. Let me look at you."
She gently tilted his chin up, inspecting the split lip and the bruising cheekbone.
"You're going to have a shiner," she sighed, letting go of his face. "Come on. Let's get you to the nurse for an ice pack, and then you can go back to the staff room couch. We'll call your folks later."
Kat wrapped an arm around the boy's shoulders, shielding him from the stares of the remaining students, and led him quietly out of the lunch hall.
Meanwhile, the PE teacher was still holding the stocky boy by the scruff of his neck. "Isolation room. Now," the teacher barked. "Grab your food tray. You can cool off in there for the rest of lunch."
The stocky boy sneered, spitting blood onto the linoleum, but he grabbed a half-crushed tray from a nearby table and let himself be marched out of the hall toward the dim, buzzing corridor Kat had pointed out earlier.
Aerion sat in stunned silence as the lunch hall slowly returned to its normal, deafening volume. It was as if the brutal fight had just been a commercial break in the middle of a loud television show.
"You don't get put in there for the whole day?" Aerion asked, his voice hushed as he looked at Sal. At St. Jude’s, a fight like that would result in a police escort off the premises, a week of suspension, and an expulsion hearing.
Sal shook her head, tossing her empty juice carton onto her tray. "Nah. The isolation rooms are just for bad behavior, but it’s mostly a cool-down room. He'll sit in there, punch a beanbag, eat his mashed potatoes, and Mrs. Higgins will lecture him. He'll be out by next lesson, unless he decides to take a nap on the floor."
"Mostly, people just get sent there so they don't kill each other in the hallways," Benji added, finally finishing his grey cement. "It's better than getting expelled and ending up on the streets. Plus, like Kat said, he only started the fight because that idiot was talking bad about his parents. You don't insult someone's mum in this school. It's an unspoken rule. Half the kids here have messed-up home lives. You touch that nerve, you get hit."
Aerion swallowed hard, his fingers unconsciously reaching up to trace the collar of his hoodie. He thought about his own mother, the beautiful, hauntingly absent woman who had abandoned them. If someone insulted her... he didn't know what he would do.
"Do fights happen a lot?" Aerion asked, his eyes wide.
Sal tilted her head from side to side, entirely unbothered. "It's a mix. We have good weeks and bad weeks. Usually gets worse right before the holidays when everyone is stressed out about going home to their awful families. But you're safe with us. Nobody messes with Kat's gremlins."
Aerion was still reeling from the shock, the adrenaline fading into a dull, exhausted ache in his bones.
"Right, let's go play ball," Leo announced cheerfully, suddenly reappearing at the table as if he hadn't just witnessed a brutal brawl. He clapped his hands together. "Yard's open. Let's move."
Aerion blinked, amazed at the sheer resilience of his new group. "We're... we're just going to go play?"
"Course we are," Benji grinned, standing up and grabbing his tray. "Can't let a little blood ruin the lunch hour. Come on, Targaryen."
Aerion hurried to stand up, grabbing his own tray to dump in the bins near the door. He followed the trio out into the crisp, cold afternoon air of the big yard.
The yard was a stretch of concrete, lined with faded white paint marking out basketball courts and football pitches. Hundreds of kids were running around, shouting, and kicking deflated leather balls.
"Why are you calling it football?" Aerion asked as they jogged toward an open patch of concrete. "I thought people mostly called it soccer?"
Leo snorted, shaking his head. "Yeah, we used to. But Kat absolutely lost her mind over it during her first year teaching here."
"She did an entire PowerPoint presentation in the middle of a school assembly," Sal laughed, her braids swinging as she walked backward. "She had a slide with a picture of a foot, and a picture of a ball, and she just pointed at them with a laser pointer for ten minutes screaming, 'It's the only logical name!' Half the school started using her weird British phrases just because they thought she was hilarious. Now everyone calls it football. We also say 'mate' and 'rubbish' a lot."
Aerion couldn't help it. He burst out laughing. He could perfectly picture the tiny, chaotic woman standing on a stage, aggressively lecturing a room full of tough inner-city kids about the proper nomenclature of a sport.
"Alright, Aerion, you're on my team," Leo declared, dropping his backpack onto the concrete to mark a goalpost. "Benji, you and Sal are against us. First to five wins."
The next thirty minutes were a complete revelation for Aerion.
At his old school, sports were a rigid, highly disciplined affair. The physical education teachers blew whistles, screamed about form, and benched anyone who stepped out of line.
This was pure fun.
The game had virtually no rules. Aerion wasn't very good; he tripped over his own feet twice, and his passes were entirely wildly inaccurate. But nobody yelled at him. Nobody called him a failure. When he completely missed a pass and the ball bounced out of bounds, Benji just laughed and threw a lighthearted insult his way.
"You've got two left feet, Targaryen!" Benji shouted, jogging to retrieve the ball.
"Shut up, you look like a dying duck when you run!" Aerion shouted back, the insult slipping out before he could filter it.
Instead of getting angry, Benji threw his head back and laughed. "Fair play, mate! Fair play!"
Aerion found himself smiling so hard his cheeks physically ached. He was running, his lungs burning with the cold air, his silver hair flying around his face. He got shoved playfully by Sal, he shoulder-checked Leo to steal the ball, and he actually managed to score a terribly clumsy goal that sent Leo cheering and hoisting him up off the ground in a brief, bone-crushing hug.
He was learning names, he was learning the slang, and for the first time in his life, he didn't feel like the weird, damaged Targaryen kid. He felt entirely normal.
When the loud, grating buzzer finally rang to signal the end of the lunch hour, Aerion was out of breath, sweating slightly inside his hoodie, and happier than he had been in years.
"Good game, mate," Leo panted, giving Aerion a high-five as they walked toward the double doors.
"Yeah, you're not terrible once you stop worrying about messing up your shoes," Sal teased, bumping her shoulder against his.
They stepped back into the glass-enclosed yellow brick walkway, the cold air dissipating as the school's heating system blasted them.
"What have you guys got now?" Aerion asked, pulling the crumpled timetable out of his pocket.
"I've got ICT on the first floor," Leo sighed. "Absolute snooze fest. The computers run on a hamster wheel."
"I've got cooking with Benji," Sal grinned, bumping her fists together. "We're making flapjacks. I fully intend to steal all the golden syrup."
"I am going to eat so much batter I throw up," Benji agreed enthusiastically.
Aerion looked down at his grid. He traced his finger across the Monday column, down to the fourth period block.
"Um," Aerion frowned. "I have... Music. In room M2. With a Mr. Stool?"
The three older kids stopped dead in their tracks. They looked at Aerion’s timetable, and then they all looked at each other, identical expressions of pity crossing their faces.
"Oh, mate," Leo winced, sucking air through his teeth.
"I am so sorry," Sal added sincerely.
"Enjoy Cooky Stool," Benji laughed, shaking his head. "May the odds be ever in your favor."
Aerion’s stomach immediately plummeted. "Wait, what? Why? What's wrong with Cooky Stool?"
"You'll see," Leo chuckled darkly, turning to head up the stairs. "Just... don't make sudden movements. And whatever you do, don't touch his xylophones. See you at the end of the day, Aerion!"
"Good luck!" Sal waved, dragging Benji down the cooking hallway.
Aerion was left standing completely alone in the middle of the yellow walkway, staring after his new friends with wide, terrified eyes.
"Fuck," Aerion whispered softly, breaking his own rule about swearing yet again.
He looked down the long, bright yellow corridor. He had to head back toward the arts wing, where the music rooms were located. He hoisted his borrowed hoodie up onto his shoulders, took a deep breath, and started walking.
As he walked, a group of younger girls pushed past him. They were entirely ignoring the rules about running in the halls. They joined hands, swinging their arms wildly, and began skipping down the yellow-painted floor.
"Follow the yellow brick road! Follow, follow, follow, follow!" they sang loudly, entirely off-key.
A group of older boys leaning against the glass rolled their eyes, groaning loudly. "Shut up, you sound like dying cats!" one of them yelled.
But a teacher walking past merely chuckled, shaking his head.
Aerion watched them skip, a small, genuine smile returning to his face despite the impending doom of 'Cooky Stool'. Kat's influence was everywhere in this school. It was weird, it was loud, it was deeply unhinged.
The yellow brick road ended abruptly, spitting Aerion out into the T-junction of the Arts and Humanities wing. To his left was Kat’s brightly colored classroom and the drama studio. To his right, a long, slightly darker corridor stretched out, lined with sound-dampened doors.
Aerion stood in the middle of the junction, completely disoriented.
The kids from the lunch hall had vanished into their respective classrooms, leaving him alone in the suddenly quiet corridor. He pulled out his crumpled timetable, squinting at the faded ink.
Period 4 - M2 - Music - Mr. Stool.
He looked up and down the hall. None of the doors were clearly labeled. Some had faded numbers painted on the wood, others had nothing at all. He felt a familiar flutter of panic in his chest. He was going to be late again.
"Lost, mate?"
Aerion jumped, spinning around.
Markl was standing a few feet away, leaning casually against the doorframe of the pottery studio. He looked entirely relaxed, still wearing his leather jacket and that ridiculous top hat. He had a smudge of wet clay on his cheek and was holding a dripping sponge.
Aerion let out a breath he didn't realize he was holding. "Yes. I don't know where M2 is. I have... Cooky Stool."
Markl’s warm brown eyes crinkled at the corners as a slow, highly amused grin spread across his face. "Ah. Cooky Stool."
Aerion winced. "Is he... is he really that bad?"
"He's not bad," Markl chuckled, tossing the sponge back into a bucket inside his classroom. "He is just exactly what the kids call him. He is cooky. Completely eccentric. But he’s harmless, mostly. M2 is the third door on the right."
Aerion nodded his thanks, turning to head down the corridor.
"Oh, Aerion? One piece of advice," Markl called out.
Aerion paused, looking back over his shoulder.
Markl offered a serious, entirely deadpan look. "Keep your hands underneath the desk while he’s lecturing."
Aerion’s brow furrowed in deep confusion. "Why?"
Markl just laughed—a deep, booming sound that echoed down the hall—and disappeared back into his pottery studio, letting the door swing shut behind him.
Aerion stared at the closed door for a second, a strong sense of foreboding settling into his stomach. He turned and walked down the hall, counting the doors until he reached the third one on the right.
He pushed the heavy, soundproofed door open and shuffled inside.
He immediately froze, his heart hammering against his ribs.
The room was vast, easily twice the size of a normal classroom. There were no traditional desks; instead, there were high, circular tables grouped together, and the walls were lined with upright pianos, stacked amplifiers, and locked instrument cages.
But what made Aerion freeze was the teacher.
Sitting in the exact center of the room, behind a grand piano, was an older, shockingly thin man with wild, frizzy grey hair sticking up in every direction like a mad scientist. He was wearing a violently patterned floral shirt and a pair of suspenders.
And he was playing the piano.
He wasn't just playing it; he was attacking it, his long, spindly fingers flying across the keys in a complex, chaotic jazz melody. His head was thrown back, his eyes were clamped tightly shut, and he was swaying dramatically to the music.
The classroom was already full of students. They were chatting loudly, throwing crumpled pieces of paper at each other, entirely ignoring the chaotic concert happening in the center of the room. The volume was deafening. There was absolutely no way the teacher could hear or see Aerion sneak in.
Aerion kept his head down, clutching his planner, and started to shuffle toward an empty stool near the back.
Suddenly, the jazz melody stopped with a jarring, discordant slam of keys.
Mr. Stool didn't open his eyes. He didn't turn his head. He simply lifted one long, bony finger off the keys and pointed it directly at the spot where Aerion was standing.
"You're the new boy, yes?" Mr. Stool asked, his voice a reedy, theatrical tenor that somehow cut perfectly through the noise of the room.
The entire class fell dead silent. Thirty heads snapped around to look at Aerion.
Aerion swallowed hard, his face burning hot. How on earth had the man known he was there? "Yes, sir."
Mr. Stool gave a sharp, jerky nod, his eyes still firmly closed. He dropped his hands back to the keys and immediately launched into a soft, classical waltz. "Good, good. Find a seat, new boy. Find a seat."
Aerion scrambled to comply, desperate to escape the spotlight. He scanned the room and spotted a familiar face near the middle tables.
Ruby.
She was sitting with another girl, her pristine white polo collar still popped, looking entirely unbothered by the bizarre teacher. There was an empty stool directly across from her.
Aerion hurried over, pulling the stool out and sitting down as quickly and quietly as possible. He slipped his hands beneath the edge of the circular table, remembering Markl's ominous warning.
Ruby looked up from her notebook, catching his eye. She let out a quiet snigger, leaning forward across the table.
Ruby whispered, gesturing vaguely toward the piano. "Stool's an odd duck. But he’s a great musician. He used to play in the West End or something."
Aerion nodded slowly, still eyeing the eccentric man. "Hello," he murmured, before turning his attention to the girl sitting next to Ruby. "I'm Aerion."
The girl offered a friendly, bright smile. She had short, curly hair and was wearing a dozen colorful plastic bracelets stacked up her arms. "Hi. I'm Tina."
"Why did Markl tell me to keep my hands off the desk?" Aerion asked them, his voice hushed.
Both girls immediately giggled, clapping their hands over their mouths to stifle the sound.
"You'll see," Tina whispered, her eyes dancing with amusement. "Just trust him."
Before Aerion could ask any more questions, Mr. Stool finished his waltz with a dramatic flourish. He finally opened his eyes. They were wide, incredibly pale blue, and entirely manic.
"Right! Attention, my little maestros! Attention!" Mr. Stool barked, standing up from the piano bench and grabbing a shockingly long, thick wooden ruler from the top of the instrument.
The class calmed down, mostly. The outright shouting stopped, but Aerion noticed several students simply pulling their hoods up and keeping one earbud firmly wedged in their ears, while others openly continued to text beneath the tables. Mr. Stool didn't seem to care in the slightest.
"Today," Mr. Stool announced, beginning to pace wildly around the piano, gesturing with the long ruler, "we are learning how to create song rhythms. Rhythm is the heartbeat of music! It is the pulse of the universe!"
He closed his eyes again as he spoke, swaying his head as if he were listening to an invisible orchestra.
Aerion watched him in absolute bewilderment. He had been taught music theory by a strict Russian woman who rapped his knuckles if he missed a tempo. This man looked like he was conducting ghosts.
"You must feel the beat in your bones," Mr. Stool continued, his eyes still closed as he wandered away from the piano and started meandering through the circular tables. "You must understand the mathematical precision of a 4/4 time signature before you can break it."
He was walking blindly, using the long wooden ruler to tap the floor lightly, like a cane.
"Some of you," Mr. Stool’s voice dropped an octave, losing its theatrical lilt and becoming suddenly, dangerously sharp, "are not feeling the beat."
He stopped dead next to a table near the front. A boy was slouched over his desk, entirely asleep, drooling slightly onto his notebook.
Without opening his eyes, Mr. Stool raised the wooden ruler high into the air and brought it down with a vicious, deafening CRACK against the hard plastic surface of the boy's desk, mere inches from the student's sleeping head.
The boy shrieked, jumping three feet in the air and falling backward off his stool, scrambling desperately away from the desk.
Aerion flinched so violently his knee slammed into the underside of the table. His heart hammered a frantic rhythm against his ribs.
That's why, Aerion thought, staring in wide-eyed horror as the older boy picked himself up off the floor, his face pale. That's why Markl said keep your hands under the desk.
"Wake up, Mr. Davies!" Mr. Stool yelled cheerfully, finally opening his pale eyes. "The universe is pulsating, and you are missing it!"
The rest of the class erupted into laughter, clearly entirely used to the chaotic discipline. Even Ruby and Tina were snickering.
For the next twenty minutes, Aerion sat perfectly rigid, his hands clamped tightly together in his lap beneath the table. Mr. Stool lectured erratically, demanding they copy complex rhythm notation off the whiteboard into their planners. Every few minutes, he would close his eyes, wander the room, and violently slam his ruler onto the desk of a student who was distracted, talking, or not taking notes.
Aerion felt like he was going to have a genuine heart attack every single time the wood cracked against plastic. He made sure his notes were immaculate, terrified of drawing the madman's attention.
Finally, Mr. Stool threw his whiteboard marker over his shoulder, missing the bin entirely.
"Enough theory!" he declared grandly. "Theory is the cage! Now, you must fly! Go find an instrument! Create a rhythm! Sixteen bars, 4/4 time! Go!"
The students didn't need to be told twice. They immediately abandoned their stools, creating a chaotic stampede toward the edges of the room.
Aerion stood up slowly, watching the madness unfold. Some students crowded around the upright pianos, banging out discordant chords. Others went to a large, open supply closet, dragging out tambourines, triangles, and wooden xylophones.
A smaller group of students pushed through a set of padded double doors at the very back of the classroom.
Aerion was curious. He wanted to avoid the chaotic crowd fighting over the hand instruments, so he followed the smaller group, pushing through the padded doors.
He stepped into a long, narrow hallway lined with small, square rooms. They were individual practice booths, half-soundproofed with thick foam padding on the walls. Inside each booth sat a full, complex drum kit.
Aerion walked down the hall until he found an empty booth. He stepped inside, letting the door click shut behind him. The noise of the main classroom instantly became muffled, a low, dull hum.
He looked at the drum kit. It was a battered, heavily used setup—a snare, three toms, a bass drum, and several cymbals.
Aerion had never touched a drum in his life. His father had forced him to take classical violin lessons, an instrument Aerion despised because it squeaked horribly whenever his hands trembled. Drums were loud, messy, and entirely lacking in aristocratic refinement. Maekar would have a stroke if he saw him sitting behind a kit.
Which made Aerion want to play it more than anything in the world.
He sat down on the small, round stool, grabbing the battered wooden drumsticks resting on the snare. They felt heavy and solid in his hands.
He looked at the snare drum. He raised his right hand and brought the stick down, giving it an experimental, hesitant hit.
Thwack. It was loud. It was sharp. It felt incredibly satisfying.
From the adjacent booths, Aerion could hear the muffled, chaotic banging of other students simply smashing the drums as hard as they could, making a terrible, arrhythmic racket. He didn't want to just make noise. He wanted to do what Mr. Stool had asked. He wanted to make a rhythm.
He thought about the complex notation he had copied off the board. He closed his eyes, visualizing the sheet music. He tapped the high-hat cymbal twice, then hit the snare, then kicked the bass pedal with his right foot.
Tap-tap, thwack, boom.
He did it again, slightly faster.
Tap-tap, thwack, boom.
He was so focused on trying to link the movements together that he didn't hear the booth door open.
"Atrocious."
Aerion shrieked, practically jumping out of his skin, and dropped both drumsticks onto the floor.
Mr. Stool was standing in the doorway, his pale eyes wide and unblinking. He didn't look angry; he looked deeply, tragically offended by Aerion’s technique.
"You are holding the sticks as if they are fragile glass rods, boy," Mr. Stool scolded gently, stepping into the small booth and picking the sticks up off the floor.
Aerion shrank back slightly, waiting for the wooden ruler to make an appearance. "I'm sorry. I've never played them before."
"Never?" Mr. Stool looked genuinely heartbroken at the admission. "A crime. A tragedy. Move over."
Aerion quickly slid to the edge of the stool.
Mr. Stool didn't take over the seat. Instead, he leaned over Aerion, placing the drumsticks back into the boy's hands. He adjusted Aerion’s grip, his bony fingers surprisingly gentle, moving Aerion’s thumbs so they were resting along the top of the wood.
"You do not squeeze," Mr. Stool instructed, his voice low and entirely focused. "You let the stick bounce. It is an extension of your wrist, not your fist. The fulcrum is here." He pinched Aerion’s thumb and index finger together. "Now. Try again."
Aerion took a breath, letting his grip loosen slightly. He brought the stick down on the snare.
Crack. It sounded entirely different. It was sharper, cleaner, and the stick bounced naturally back into the air.
"Better," Mr. Stool nodded approvingly. "Now. You were attempting a basic rock beat. High-hat on eighth notes. Snare on the two and four. Bass on the one and three. Like this."
For the next ten minutes, Mr. Stool abandoned the rest of his chaotic class to stand in the small, foam-padded booth. He was weird, he was wacky, and he smelled faintly of mothballs, but he was an undeniably brilliant teacher. He didn't yell. He didn't belittle. He simply broke the complex coordination down into simple, manageable pieces, tapping out the rhythm on Aerion’s shoulder until the boy’s brain finally connected the disparate movements.
Slowly, clumsily, Aerion began to put it together.
Tap-tap, thwack, boom.
He sped up, his tongue poking out the corner of his mouth in deep concentration. He missed a beat, recovered, and kept going. He was actually playing a rhythm. He was actually making music.
"Yes!" Mr. Stool cheered suddenly, clapping his hands together. "You feel it! The heartbeat! Keep that tempo, new boy!"
With a swirl of his violently floral shirt, Mr. Stool spun around and marched out of the booth, leaving the door cracked open to go check on the other students.
Aerion was entirely alone again. He hit the snare harder, feeling a rush of pure adrenaline course through his veins. He had never had fun playing an instrument before. It had always been a chore, a high-stress performance for tutors who demanded perfection.
Here, he was just a kid making noise in a foam box, and it was the most liberating feeling in the world.
He lost himself entirely in the rhythm. He experimented, hitting the toms, crashing the cymbals, trying to mimic the heavy rock beats he heard drifting out of the adjacent booths. He made a ton of mistakes, dropped his sticks twice, and worked up a sweat inside oversized hoodie.
All too soon, the harsh, grating klaxon of the final bell rang through the school.
Aerion stopped abruptly, his chest heaving, a brilliant smile stretched across his face. He didn't want to stop. He wanted to stay in the booth all afternoon.
He reluctantly placed the drumsticks down on the snare and stood up.
Before he could push the door open, Mr. Stool stuck his frizzy, wild head through the gap.
"If you like the drums, new boy," Mr. Stool said rapidly, thrusting a crumpled piece of paper toward Aerion, "we run an after-school percussion ensemble. Tuesdays and Thursdays. Four o'clock. The form is there. Times, costs, the whole dreary lot of it."
Aerion took the paper, his eyes shining. "Thank you, sir! Thank you so much!"
Mr. Stool offered a sudden, entirely normal, warm smile. It completely transformed his eccentric face. "You did good today, Aerion. You have natural rhythm. I always like Kat’s gremlins."
And with that, the strange, wonderful music teacher disappeared back toward his grand piano, already yelling at someone to put the tambourines away properly.
Aerion stepped out of the booth, folding the paper carefully and sliding it into the pocket of his hoodie. He couldn't wait to show Daeron. He knew his father would never agree to it, but maybe... maybe if he asked nicely, or if he saved up his own pocket money, he could afford the lessons.
He joined the chaotic crush of students filtering out of the music room and back into the T-junction hallway.
He pulled out his timetable one last time.
Period 5 - Art - Kat.
Aerion felt a sudden rush of joy. He survived the day. He survived the terrifying courtyard, the grey cement lunch, and Cooky Stool's ruler. And now, he got to end his very first day at King’s Row Academy in the one place he actually wanted to be.
He shoved the paper into his pocket and practically ran down the short hallway, pushing open the wooden door to Kat's classroom with a unburdened smile on his face.
Notes:
If you’re glad Aerion survived the "Mystery Meat" and found his rhythm, please leave a kudos and/or a comment!
I had a blast writing the music teacher; he’s a tribute to my own high school teacher who used to play with his eyes closed and jump-scare us with a ruler!
Thanks for reading 🖤
Chapter 5: Chapter Five: Dragons and Wyvern and Kreeptures, Oh My!
Summary:
In which Aerion teaches the "Anatomy of a Dragon," Kat dismantles a bully with a phone full of gothic plushies, and the Anvil's son finds a shield in a purple gel pen.
Song recommendation for this chapter -
Dog Days Are Over – Florence + The Machine
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
The journey from Mr. Stool’s chaotic, foam-padded percussion dungeon back to the brightly painted sanctuary of the art wing felt entirely different from Aerion’s terrified shuffle through the school that morning. His legs still burned from the endless concrete stairwells, and his ears were ringing slightly from the crashing of cymbals, but the suffocating dread that usually sat square in the center of his chest was completely gone.
He pushed through the wooden door of the art classroom, the hinges giving a welcoming squeak.
The room was bathed in the golden, bruised light of the late afternoon sun streaming through the large windows. The air smelled instantly of that comforting, bizarre mix of lavender incense, wet clay, and acrylic paint.
And, just as she had been that morning, Kat was breaking the rules.
She was sitting half-in and half-out of the massive back window, her Care Bears hoodie bright against the dull grey exterior brick of the school. One leg was pulled up to her chest, her scuffed sneaker resting on the sill, while the other dangled casually over the radiator. She had a hand-rolled cigarette pinched between her fingers, blowing the thin stream of grey smoke expertly out into the chilly courtyard air so it wouldn't set off the ancient smoke detectors.
A pulsing bassline was currently vibrating through the floorboards. The Bluetooth speaker on her desk was blasting a mix of alternative rock and moody, punchy pop. Aerion didn't recognized the edgy, rebellious anthems playing, but liked the dark, sultry bass and the sharp, rapid-fire lyrics playing. It was a playlist saturated with sapphic, alternative anthems that pulsed with an unapologetic, chaotic energy. It was loud, it was angry, and it was entirely perfect for the room.
Aerion stood in the doorway for a second, watching her tap her ash against the exterior brick, completely at ease. He couldn't help it; a low, genuine chuckle slipped past his lips.
It was just so absurd. At St. Jude’s, a teacher caught smoking on the premises would be subjected to a disciplinary hearing before the board of governors. Here, it was just Kat, having a tab while some women belted out lyrics about stealing someone’s girlfriend.
Kat turned her head, catching the movement by the door. Her bright green eyes instantly locked onto him, and her face split into a welcoming grin. She didn't scramble to hide the cigarette. She just waved her free hand enthusiastically, motioning for him to come over.
Aerion walked across the room, weaving through the clusters of mismatched desks and overgrown pothos plants, and stopped next to the radiator by the window.
"Alright, chuck?" Kat asked, taking one last, quick drag before aggressively crushing the cherry of the cigarette out against the brickwork and tossing the butt into the tin can resting on the exterior ledge. She swung her legs fully back into the classroom, hopping down from the sill with a light thud. "You survived the wilderness. How was the rest of the baptism by fire?"
Aerion leaned against the wall next to the window, shoving his hands into the front pocket of his hoodie. "It was... loud," he admitted, a small smile playing on his lips.
Kat laughed, walking over to her desk to grab a tin of mints, popping one into her mouth to kill the smoke smell. "Loud is the default setting here, mate. Tell me everything. Give me the full debrief. Did Miller do that weird, arrogant baton-twirling shit he does when he's feeling particularly smug?"
Aerion’s eyes widened slightly in surprise. "Yes! He had this massive wooden stick. He just kept spinning it."
"Knew it," Kat snorted, leaning her hip against her desk and crossing her arms. "The man fancies himself a Jedi or something. Did you survive the baseline test?"
"Yeah," Aerion nodded, feeling a flush of pride. "I finished it early. But I kind of got into an argument with a girl named Ruby about yeast."
Kat threw her head back and barked a laugh. "Ruby! Oh, she’s fiercely competitive, that one. Thinks she’s going to be the next Marie Curie. Don't let her bully you. If you know you're right, stick to your guns."
"Dr. Miller said I was right," Aerion said quietly, kicking at the linoleum floor. "I thought she was going to hate me. But she gave me her number after class."
"See? Respect is earned in the trenches, mate," Kat winked. "What about lunch? I saw Leo bolt out of the hall like his tail was on fire to come find me. Fucking hell, they really went at it, didn't they?"
Aerion blinked, the casual swear word slipping so effortlessly from her lips that it took a second to register. At home, swearing was a punishable offense. A vile habit of the lower classes, his father would say. But when Kat said it, it didn't sound vulgar. It just sounded honest.
Aerion looked at her, his heart beating a little faster. He thought about the disgusting grey slop, the deafening noise, and the sheer brutality of the fight. He wanted to see if the rules really were different here. He wanted to test the waters.
"Lunch was a bit... shit," Aerion said softly, holding his breath the moment the word left his mouth. He braced his shoulders, waiting for the inevitable reprimand, the sharp correction about appropriate vocabulary.
Kat didn't even blink.
"Absolute shit," Kat agreed wholeheartedly, nodding in deep sympathy. "I'm telling you, the shepherd's pie day is a certified crime against humanity. I've seen concrete poured with more nutritional value. You've got to bring a packed lunch, Duck, or you'll wither away."
Aerion let out a long, slow exhale, the tension bleeding out of his shoulders. She didn't care. She wasn't policing his language or his manners; she was actually listening to what he was saying.
"And Cooky Stool?" Kat asked, her eyes sparkling with amusement. "Did he make you jump out of your skin?"
"He slammed a ruler on a desk right next to me!" Aerion exclaimed, his hands flying out of his pockets as he animatedly recounted the story. "I thought I was going to have a heart attack! But... he let me play the drums. He actually stood in the booth and taught me how to hold the sticks so they bounce. He said I had natural rhythm."
"Look at you, a regular Ringo Starr on your first day," Kat beamed, clearly incredibly proud of him. "Stool is mad as a hatter, but he’s a genius when it comes to music. If he says you have rhythm, you’ve got it."
As they were talking, the rest of the form class began to filter into the room. It wasn't a structured, orderly entrance. Kids drifted in groups of two or three, laughing, complaining about their previous teachers, and dropping their bags onto the floor.
Kat didn't usher them to their seats. She didn't demand silence.
Aerion watched in fascination as the students simply bypassed the desks entirely. They gravitated toward the wooden storage cupboards at the back of the room. Without asking for permission, they began pulling out sketchpads, sheets of canvas paper, charcoal sticks, watercolors, and sets of incredibly expensive-looking soft pastels. They claimed spaces on the floor, dragging beanbags into a circle, or stood at the tall easels near the windows.
It was a period of entirely self-directed, organic creation. The alternative rock music continued to pulse from the speaker, providing a steady, energetic background to the scraping of chairs and the rustle of paper.
"So, what about you, Aerion?" Kat asked, turning her attention back to him as she hopped up to sit cross-legged on top of her own desk. "What do you actually like doing? When you're not surviving flying rulers and grey slop, what's your thing?"
Aerion hesitated. He had been trained to answer questions like this with impressive, aristocratic hobbies. I ride horses, Miss. I practice classical fencing. I am currently studying intermediate Latin. But looking at Kat, in her blue Care Bears hoodie and silver nose ring, he knew she wouldn't care about any of that.
"I like reading," Aerion said truthfully, leaning his back against the cool glass of the window. "History, mostly. And mythology. I like reading about the old conquests. And... dragons."
Kat’s eyes lit up instantly. "Dragons? Oh, mate, you are speaking my language. Are we talking European mythology, the hoarders of gold? Or are we talking Eastern mythology, the water spirits?"
"Both," Aerion said, finding himself standing a little straighter as the familiar, comforting subject matter took over. "But mostly the anatomy and the lore of them. A lot of people get it wrong, actually."
"Do they now?" Kat asked, tilting her head, genuinely invested. "Educate me."
"Well, for instance," Aerion started, his hands moving as he explained, "in most modern movies, they show dragons with two back legs, and their wings act as their front arms. Like bats. But those aren't true dragons. Those are wyverns."
"Wyverns," a voice interrupted from the side.
Leo had wandered over, carrying a piece of black construction paper and a box of neon chalk pastels. He dropped the supplies onto the desk next to Kat's, leaning over. "Like in Skyrim?"
"Exactly," Aerion nodded eagerly, thrilled that someone understood the reference. "Wyverns are smaller, usually more aggressive, and they can't use front claws to grasp things because they don't have them. A true dragon has four distinct legs and a separate set of wings mounted on their back. They're infinitely more powerful."
"Wait, hold up," Sal chimed in, dragging a stool over and dropping a handful of charcoal pencils onto the desk. "So the dragons in Game of Thrones... you're telling me those massive, city-burning monsters are just wyverns?"
"Technically, yes," Aerion nodded, feeling a strange flutter of irony discussing the fictionalized version of his own family's ancient crest. "Based on anatomical heraldry, they are wyverns. Real dragons have six limbs total."
"Fucking hell, my entire life is a lie," Benji groaned, pulling up a chair next to Sal and instantly starting to sketch a jagged, cartoonish monster on a scrap of paper. "I'm going to ruin my brother's day with this information. He loves that show."
Within minutes, a small crowd had gathered around Kat’s desk. It wasn't a formal lesson, but it felt like one in the best possible way. Four or five students, including Leo, Sal, and Benji, were actively engaged in a deep, highly passionate debate about fantasy lore, video game monsters, and mythological anatomy.
Aerion was entirely in his element. He wasn't the weird kid with the silver hair anymore; he was the resident expert on dragon anatomy, and other kids were actually listening to him.
"It's fascinating, though, isn't it?" Kat mused, twisting a loose red curl around her finger. "How every single ancient culture on earth—from Europe to Asia to the Americas—has some form of a giant, reptilian flying monster in their mythology, even though they never communicated with each other. Makes you wonder if they found dinosaur bones and just filled in the blanks, or if something was actually flying around up there."
"Definitely dinosaur bones," Leo argued, snapping a stick of green pastel in half. "Imagine being a peasant in the dark ages, digging a well, and hitting a T-Rex skull. You'd absolutely think it breathed fire."
"I don't know," Aerion murmured, his eyes distant as he pictured the massive, ancient tapestries hanging in his father’s study. "Sometimes I think they had to be real. You don't just invent something that perfect."
"I agree," Kat smiled softly, bumping her foot playfully against Aerion’s leg. "I am firmly on Team Dragon."
Aerion was so incredibly relaxed, so completely swept up in the warm, accepting atmosphere of the group, that his strict, heavily guarded internal filter completely dropped.
"I have this dragon teddy from when I was a baby," Aerion said, his voice dropping into a fond, quiet tone as he watched Benji sketch. "My dad gave him to me. And he has the four distinct legs and the separate wings, so he’s a true dragon. I used to make him fight all my brother's stuffed animals."
The second the words left his mouth, the warm, buzzing atmosphere of the room seemed to freeze.
Aerion’s heart stopped dead in his chest.
The blood drained rapidly from his face, leaving him deathly pale. The realization of what he had just said hit him like a physical blow to the stomach.
I have a teddy.
He was ten years old. He was in a public school surrounded by street-smart, tough teenagers who got into fistfights over insults. And he had just openly, cheerfully admitted that he slept with a stuffed animal.
His cousin Valarr's cruel, mocking laughter echoed viciously in his ears. Are you serious? You're ten years old and you're throwing a tantrum over a stuffed teddy bear? His father’s furious, disgusted roar followed it. You are far too old to be clinging to a stuffed animal like a toddler!
Aerion’s breath hitched in his throat. He shrunk back against the radiator, his shoulders hiking up to his ears, bracing himself for the inevitable explosion of laughter. He waited for Leo to sneer, for Sal to roll her eyes, for Benji to call him a baby.
A boy standing at the edge of the group, a tall kid with a shaved head, let out a low, scoffing noise, his eyes sliding sideways to look at Aerion with clear judgment.
Before the boy could even open his mouth to make a comment, Kat moved.
She didn't just speak; she slammed both her palms down flat against the top of her desk with a loud, ringing SMACK that made half the group jump.
"Shut up," Kat demanded loudly, her eyes wide with a sudden, overwhelming, entirely unfeigned excitement. "You have a dragon plushie?"
Aerion flinched, staring at her with wide, terrified violet eyes. He gave a tiny, jerky nod.
"That is so incredibly sick," Kat declared, her voice ringing out clearly over the alternative rock music, absolutely drowning out the judgmental boy at the back. She practically dove off the desk, digging frantically into the front pocket of her jeans. "You lot think a teddy is childish? Please. Look at these."
She whipped out her phone, her thumbs flying across the screen as she pulled up her photo gallery. She shoved the phone right into the center of the group, holding it out so everyone could see.
The kids leaned in, their curiosity piqued by her sudden, frantic energy.
On the screen was a picture of a massive, unmade bed in a dark, highly decorated bedroom. The bed wasn't just covered in pillows; it was an absolute fortress of stuffed animals. But they weren't cute, fluffy bears or cartoon characters.
They were incredible, bizarre, slightly gothic plushies. There was a stuffed Baphomet goat with red pentagrams stitched into its forehead, a black vampire bat with blood-red fangs, a three-headed Cerberus dog, and a sprawling, black-and-purple dragon with jagged felt spikes.
"I have like twenty of them," Kat announced proudly, swiping through the pictures of the dark, mythical stuffed creatures. "They’re called Kreeptures. They’re made by this alternative gothic brand called Killstar. I literally sleep in a fortress of demonic stuffed animals. They are works of art."
"Whoa," Benji breathed, staring at the screen. "That three-headed dog is actually huge."
"Right?" Kat beamed, swiping to a close-up of the Cerberus. "His name is Fluffy. He’s incredibly soft."
The tension that had paralyzed Aerion began to thaw, cracking apart like ice under a sudden, blazing sun. The judgmental boy at the back had closed his mouth, looking at the photos with grudging respect.
"I mean, I'm eleven and I still have my Build-A-Bear," Chloe, a quiet girl with heavily winged eyeliner, murmured defensively, crossing her arms. "He has a Darth Vader costume."
"I've got a extra large blue shark from IKEA," Leo shrugged casually, snapping another pastel. "Takes up half my bed. My mum tries to throw it out every year and I won't let her. Sharks are top tier."
"See?" Kat grinned, pocketing her phone and looking around the group. "Soft things are great. The world is a hard, sharp, absolute bastard of a place most of the time. If holding onto a stuffed dragon or a giant IKEA shark gives you a bit of serotonin, you hold onto it. Anyone who mocks you for finding comfort is just miserable and jealous that they don't have a giant shark to cuddle."
She looked directly at Aerion when she said it. Her eyes were fierce, protective, and entirely validating.
She had taken the weapon right out of the bullies' hands and dismantled it before they could even swing it. She had normalized it so completely, so effortlessly, that the entire concept of being 'too old' for a stuffed animal vanished from the room.
Aerion let out a long, shaky breath, the crushing weight lifting off his lungs. He wasn't weird. He wasn't a baby. He was just a kid in a hard world, holding onto a dragon.
Kat suddenly clapped her hands together, a brilliant, chaotic idea clearly striking her.
"Right! Listen up, you lot! Turn the music down for a second!" Kat shouted, her voice echoing across the large classroom.
A student by the computer quickly lowered the volume of the Dove Cameron track. The rustling of paper and the low chatter stopped as the thirty students turned to look at their eccentric teacher.
"I have decided on your homework for the weekend," Kat announced grandly, pacing back and forth behind her desk. "And since I am a benevolent dictator, it is not a written essay."
A few kids cheered quietly.
"For our double period on Friday," Kat continued, pointing a finger at the crowd, "I want every single one of you to bring in an object from home. But not just any object. I want you to bring in something you absolutely adore. A plushie, a teddy, a weird figurine, a strange rock you found on the beach, a football trophy—I don't care what it is. If you love it, and it brings you comfort, bring it in."
"What are we doing with them, miss?" Sal asked, leaning forward on her stool.
"We," Kat grinned, a wicked sparkle in her eye, "are going to set up a still-life arrangement in the center of the room. We are going to build a mountain of your favorite things, and we are going to spend two hours drawing it. And while we draw, we are going to have a highly civilized tea party. I will bring the good biscuits. The chocolate-covered ones."
The room erupted into genuine, excited chatter. A still-life tea party with their favorite things was infinitely better than copying fruit bowls out of a textbook. It was chaotic, it was personal, and it was entirely Kat.
"Understood?" Kat called out over the noise. "Bring your objects on Friday! Now get back to work, you gremlins!"
The music swelled back up, and the students eagerly turned back to their canvases and sketchpads, immediately launching into discussions about what they were going to bring.
The small group around Kat’s desk dispersed. Leo dragged his black construction paper back to his designated beanbag in the corner, and Sal and Benji moved to an easel near the sink.
Aerion stayed where he was, pressed against the radiator.
The excitement of the homework assignment hadn't touched him. Instead, a cold ache had settled deep in his stomach.
He waited until the immediate area around the desk was clear, and Kat was busy sorting through a tangled box of charging cables.
Aerion took a hesitant step forward. "Miss Kat?"
Kat looked up, tossing a frayed cord back into the box. Her smile was soft and immediate. "Yeah, Duck? What's up?"
Aerion looked down at his scuffed uniform shoes, his hands twisting together inside the oversized pocket of the tie-dye hoodie. His throat felt incredibly tight, the words struggling to push past the lump of grief.
"I can't bring him," Aerion whispered, his voice cracking violently on the last word.
Kat stopped what she was doing instantly. She stepped out from behind the desk, closing the distance between them, and knelt down so she was at eye level with the ten-year-old. The manic, chaotic energy was entirely gone, replaced by a quiet, intense focus.
"Why not, chuck?" Kat asked gently, her voice barely louder than the music. "Are you worried it’ll get ruined? Because I promise you, I will keep it in my locked drawer until—"
"No," Aerion cut her off, shaking his head miserably. A single, hot tear spilled over his eyelashes, tracing a clean path down his cheek. He swiped at it furiously, hating how weak he felt. "I can't bring him because I don't have him. My dad took him away."
Kat’s brow furrowed, a flicker of genuine confusion crossing her face. "Took him away? Why?"
"Because I got expelled," Aerion choked out, the admission feeling like poison on his tongue. He had to tell her the truth. He had to let her know how bad he actually was. "I was expelled from St. Jude's on Friday. And when I got home... my dad had ordered the house manager to strip my room. They took my TV, my games, my books. They took everything. And they took my dragon. They locked it in the basement. Daeron—my older brother—he tried to get it back for me, but they said no. My dad said I was too old for it anyway, and that I was grounded indefinitely. I don't have anything to bring."
The silence between them felt heavy, suffocating.
Aerion kept his eyes glued to the floor, waiting for her to agree with his father. Waiting for her to tell him that actions had consequences, and that if he had just behaved himself, he wouldn't be in this situation.
But Kat didn't say any of that.
Kat’s face underwent a terrifying, instantaneous transformation. The warm, eccentric art teacher vanished. For a split second, Aerion saw pure, unadulterated fury flash in her bright eyes. It was a cold, sharp anger, entirely directed at the billionaire CEO she had never even met.
He took a ten-year-old boy's comfort object? Kat thought, her jaw clenching so tightly her teeth ground together. For a behavioral expulsion? What kind of draconian, emotionally stunted bastard strips a child's bedroom bare over a school incident?
She breathed out a slow, measured breath through her nose, expertly masking the violent string of curses she wanted to scream. She couldn't let Aerion see how angry she was; he would internalize it, assume he was the cause of her rage.
Kat reached out, gently placing a warm, paint-stained hand on Aerion’s shoulder.
"Aerion," Kat said softly, her voice incredibly steady and firm. "Look at me."
Aerion slowly raised his head, his violet eyes shimmering with unshed tears.
"Don't you worry about it, Duck," Kat said, offering him a fierce, determined smile that reached all the way to her eyes. "You are going to have your dragon for the tea party."
Aerion sniffled, wiping his nose on the sleeve of the hoodie. "How? Davis won't give him back without Dad's permission. And Dad won't listen to me."
"He doesn't have to listen to you," Kat winked, a wicked, conspiratorial spark returning to her expression. "He has to listen to me. I'm his teacher."
Aerion blinked, confused. "What are you going to do?"
"I am going to send a very official, highly professional, heavily worded email to your father and your nanny," Kat explained, her mind already drafting the exact phrasing. "I am going to inform them that it is a strict, mandatory, graded requirement for your Arts and Humanities curriculum that you bring in a specific object of personal significance for an intensive still-life module. I will tell them that failure to provide the object will result in an immediate failing grade for your first week."
Aerion’s mouth dropped open slightly.
"Rich, strict parents who care about academic standing absolutely hate failing grades," Kat smirked, tapping her temple. "It is the ultimate trump card. They can't punish you by withholding the dragon if it means you fail a class. It’s an excuse no strict parent can ignore. I’ll make it sound so incredibly academic, they’ll be begging you to take the plushie to school."
Aerion stared at her, utterly overwhelmed.
He had spent the entire weekend begging, screaming, and crying for his father to listen to him. He had fought the household staff. Daeron had tried to intervene. All of it had failed. His family was a brick wall of stubbornness and cold authority.
And Kat, this tiny, chaotic woman in a Care Bears hoodie who had known him for less than six hours, had just effortlessly scaled the wall and thrown him a rope. She wasn't just offering him a safe space; she was actively fighting for him.
The dam broke.
Aerion let out a choked, watery sob, entirely unable to hold back the rush of emotion. He didn't care that he was in a classroom full of older kids. He didn't care about Targaryen pride. He stepped forward and threw his small arms around Kat’s neck, burying his face into her shoulder, hugging her tightly.
Kat didn't hesitate. She immediately wrapped her arms around his small frame, hugging him back with fierce, maternal warmth, resting her chin on top of his silver hair.
"I've got you, chuck," Kat murmured softly, entirely ignoring the fact that she was currently holding a crying billionaire's son in the middle of a public school. "I'll get him back for you. I promise."
"Thank you," Aerion sobbed into her hoodie, his small hands gripping the fabric tightly. "Thank you so much."
They stayed like that for a long moment, the pulsing bass of the alternative rock music covering the sound of Aerion’s quiet tears. Kat simply rubbed his back in slow, soothing circles until the shaking eventually stopped.
When Aerion finally pulled back, he hastily wiped his face with his sleeves, his cheeks flushed with a mix of embarrassment and profound relief.
Kat didn't draw attention to the tears. She didn't make a big deal out of it. She shifted gears smoothly, completely normalizing the moment.
"Right then," Kat clapped her hands together, standing back up and offering him a bright, easy smile. "Emotional crisis averted, diplomatic emails to be drafted later. Now, the most important question of the afternoon: Tea? Coffee? Hot choccy?"
Aerion took a deep, shuddering breath, the weight in his chest entirely gone. He offered her a watery, genuine smile. "Tea, please? Like you made it this morning."
"Builder's tea, splash of milk, two sugars coming right up," Kat saluted playfully. She turned her back to the classroom and shouted over the music. "Right, you gremlins! I am making a brew run! Who wants what? Shout 'em out!"
The classroom erupted into a chaotic chorus of demands.
"Hot chocolate, miss! With the little marshmallows!"
"Coffee, Kat! Black! I'm dying over this essay!"
"Tea! Three sugars!"
Kat laughed, waving her hands as she walked toward the cluttered tea station in the corner, immediately setting the kettle to boil and grabbing an armful of mismatched ceramic mugs.
Aerion stood by the radiator, feeling entirely untethered, but in a good way. He didn't know what to do with his hands.
"Oi, Targaryen!"
Aerion turned. Leo was sitting on a paint-splattered beanbag in the corner, surrounded by Sal, Benji, and a few other kids from lunch. He was waving a neon pink chalk pastel in the air.
"Come over here!" Leo shouted over the music. "Come show me how to draw those wyvern wings! I keep making them look like deformed chicken nuggets!"
Aerion smiled, walking over to the group. He dropped to his knees on the linoleum floor, pulling himself onto the edge of the beanbag.
Leo pushed the sheet of black construction paper toward him, offering him a handful of neon pastels. "Show me the anatomy, dragon master."
For the next half hour, Aerion was completely absorbed. He took the pink pastel, ignoring the chalky dust that immediately coated his fingers, and began to sketch the skeletal structure of a bat wing over Leo's drawing. He explained the joints, the membrane, how the claws would attach.
It was messy. It was entirely unstructured. Benji was accidentally leaning his elbow into Sal's charcoal sketch, Sal was complaining loudly, and Leo was trying to blend neon blue and pink pastels with his bare thumbs, resulting in a vibrant, chaotic smear across the paper.
Aerion’s hands were stained with chalk. He had an accidental smudge of purple across his cheek from where he had scratched an itch. At St. Jude’s, such a mess would have resulted in being sent to the washroom to scrub his hands raw. Here, it was a badge of honor.
A few minutes later, Kat appeared beside their beanbag fortress, carefully balancing a tray loaded with steaming mugs.
"Delivery for the goblin corner," Kat announced, setting the tray down on a clear patch of floor. She handed Aerion his yellow sun mug, the tea perfectly brewed. "There you go, Duck. Careful, it's hot. If anyone's is wrong, shout up and you can swap with someone, or I can go remake it. I am not a trained barista, so lower your expectations."
"Thanks, miss!" the group chorused, eagerly grabbing their respective drinks.
Aerion wrapped his hands around the warm ceramic, taking a slow sip. It was sweet, milky, and perfect.
He watched over the rim of his mug as Kat continued her rounds, delivering drinks and checking on the students.
She walked over to the far wall, where a group of kids were standing in front of a half-finished mural of a city skyline at sunset. They were painting directly onto the plaster.
Kat didn't just stand back and offer empty praise. She walked right up to the wall, pointing out the perspective of the buildings, suggesting a darker shade of orange for the shadows. One of the students laughed, handing Kat a thick paintbrush.
Kat didn't hesitate. She kicked her scuffed sneakers off, hopped up to sit cross-legged on an empty, paint-splattered desk pushed against the wall, and started painting alongside them, her red space buns bobbing as she added a streak of fiery crimson to the sky.
Aerion sat on the beanbag, surrounded by neon pastels and kids who actually wanted to hear what he had to say, drinking a cup of tea made exactly the way he liked it.
He looked at the chaotic, fiercely protective woman painting on the wall, and the realization washed over him like a warm wave.
His father had sent him to King's Row Academy as a punishment. He had intended to break Aerion’s spirit, to force him into compliance through hardship and isolation in a 'hell pit'.
But Maekar had made a life-altering miscalculation.
He hadn't thrown Aerion to the wolves. He had inadvertently handed him a map, pointed him down a bright yellow brick road, and led him straight to the only place in the world where he actually belonged.
The heavy bass of the alternative rock playlist had mellowed into a softer, acoustic indie track.
For the last forty-five minutes, Aerion had existed in a state of absolute, unbothered peace. He was covered in neon chalk dust, his fingers stained a vibrant pink, sitting on a beanbag and debating the aerodynamic logic of dragon wings with three others who actually cared about his opinion.
It was a feeling he wanted to bottle and keep forever.
"Right, you lot! Ten minutes to the bell!" Kat’s voice suddenly rang out, cutting through the low hum of chatter and music. She had abandoned the wall mural and was standing by the sinks, aggressively scrubbing a paintbrush under the tap. "Wrap it up! Lids back on the paints, brushes in the jars, and for the love of all that is holy, please do not wipe your chalky hands on the walls!"
A collective, theatrical groan rose from the thirty students in the room.
"I mean it, Benji, put the charcoal down!" Kat pointed a soapy finger at the boy sitting next to Aerion. "And if anyone wants their planners written in day, chuck them on my desk now or forever hold your peace!"
At St. Jude’s, the end of the day was marked by rigid order. Desks had to be aligned perfectly. Bags packed in absolute silence. And a teacher asking for a planner was akin to a death sentence—it meant a demerit, a detention note, or a scathing letter home to your parents about your poor posture or lack of focus.
Aerion watched as several students actually scrambled to dig through their bags, pulling out their cheap, spiral-bound planners. They didn't look terrified. They looked eager. They casually tossed the little books onto the center of Kat’s paint-splattered desk.
"What does she write in them?" Aerion asked quietly, leaning over to Leo.
Leo was furiously scrubbing at a patch of blue pastel on his jeans. "Whatever you need her to, mate. Sometimes it's just a note to your folks saying you did a good job so they get off your back. Sometimes it's the homework. Sometimes she just draws a really cool doodle in the margins. It's proof that you survived the day."
Aerion looked down at his own backpack tucked under a nearby desk. He thought about his father. He thought about the icy silence that awaited him at the Targaryen estate, and the certainty that Maekar would ask his tutors for a report on Aerion's behavior. If Aerion came home empty-handed, his father would assume the worst. He would assume Aerion had spent the day setting fires or starting fights.
Aerion scrambled up from the beanbag, his chalk-stained fingers fumbling with the leather straps of his bag. He pulled out the cheap, empty planner the miserable receptionist had shoved through the glass window that morning.
He walked over to Kat’s desk and carefully placed his blank planner on top of the small pile.
Kat walked over, drying her hands on a stained rag she kept looped through the belt of her shorts. She hopped up onto her chair, pulling a bright purple gel pen from behind her ear.
"Right, let's see what damage we've got today," she murmured to herself, pulling the first planner toward her.
Aerion lingered by the edge of the desk, his heart beating a little faster. He watched her work. Kat didn't use a generic stamp or a pre-printed sticker. She opened each book and took her time, her tongue poking out slightly from the corner of her mouth in concentration. She wrote a few sentences in each one, her handwriting a chaotic, looping scrawl that matched her personality perfectly.
When she finally reached the bottom of the pile, she picked up Aerion’s blank, brand-new planner.
Aerion held his breath. He had missed his first two classes. He had hidden in her room. He had technically broken the rules by not attending English and Maths. She had covered for him, but what if she put it in writing? What if his father saw that he had skipped?
Kat flipped to the very first page. She didn't look up at him. She just clicked her purple pen and started writing.
Aerion stood on his tiptoes, trying to read the looping letters upside down.
To Mr. Targaryen Guardian, Kat wrote in bold, confident strokes. Aerion has had an absolutely brilliant first day at King’s Row. He integrated seamlessly into the form, showed incredible kindness to his peers, and demonstrated a remarkable, advanced knowledge of historical mythology during our afternoon session. He is a joy to have in class. I look forward to seeing him thrive here.
Aerion stared at the page, a painful lump forming in his throat.
She completely skipped over the fact that he had been practically catatonic with panic all morning. She omitted his absence from his first two periods entirely. She didn't mention the expulsion, the behavior, or the stiff, scratchy uniform he had abandoned in her cupboard. She painted a picture of a successful, happy, incredibly smart boy.
She was handing him a shield to take home to his father.
Kat didn't stop there. She dropped down two lines and underlined the next section heavily.
MANDATORY HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENT: For our upcoming double-block Still Life module, it is a strict curriculum requirement that Aerion brings in an object of deep personal significance from home by Friday. Aerion has selected his childhood dragon plush. Failure to provide this specific object will result in an automatic failing grade for the module, as it is integral to the emotional mapping portion of his assessment. Please ensure he has it for his next lesson.
It sounded so incredibly official. It sounded like the kind of high-level, elite educational jargon that Maekar Targaryen respected and feared in equal measure. Emotional mapping portion of his assessment. It was absolute nonsense, but it was brilliant nonsense.
Kat signed her name with a dramatic flourish, snapped the planner shut, and handed it back to Aerion with a sharp, secret wink.
"There you go, Duck," Kat said softly, her voice pitched so only he could hear. "Airtight. He can't argue with the curriculum."
Aerion took the planner, clutching it tightly to his chest. "Thank you," he whispered, his voice thick with emotion. "Thank you so much."
"Don't mention it," Kat grinned, standing up from her desk just as the loud, grating buzzer sounded through the school, signaling the end of the day.
The classroom erupted. Bags were zipped, chairs were scraped back, and the sudden, frantic energy of freedom flooded the room.
Kat moved to stand right by the wooden door, holding it open. She didn't stand there to act as a security guard checking uniforms; she stood there to say goodbye.
Aerion stepped back, grabbing his coat from the cubby and shrugging it on over his borrowed tie-dye hoodie. He watched the dismissal ritual unfold in complete fascination.
"You did great work today, Chloe, loved the shading on that skull," Kat said, offering the quiet girl a bright high-five as she walked past.
"See you tomorrow, miss!" a boy shouted, bumping his fist against Kat's extended knuckles.
"Don't forget to text Ozzie and tell him the homework, Leo!" Kat called out, reaching out to affectionately ruffle Leo's messy brown hair as he bounded out the door.
"Will do, K! See ya, Aerion!" Leo shouted over his shoulder, disappearing down the hall.
Every single student got an acknowledgment. A pat on the shoulder, a fist bump, a quick compliment on their art. They gave her quick side-hugs or waved frantically. They loved her. It was entirely, blindingly obvious that this chaotic, messy woman was the emotional anchor for half the kids in the building.
Finally, the classroom was empty, save for Aerion and Kat.
Aerion stood by his desk, his bag slung over his shoulder, the purple ink of his planner burning a hole in his pocket.
Kat turned back to him, resting her hands on her hips. She looked around the wildly messy room. Desks were pushed out of place, chalk dust coated the floor in a fine neon powder, and the sink was splattered with murky grey water.
At St. Jude’s, Aerion would have been forced to stay back and scrub the room spotless with a toothbrush for the crime of dropping a pencil.
Kat just let out a long, theatrical sigh and waved a dismissive hand at the chaos. "That is entirely tomorrow Kat's problem. Today Kat is clocking off."
Aerion giggled softly. "Do you have to clean it all yourself?"
"Nah, the cleaners come through around six," Kat said, walking over to the back of the room. She grabbed a set of keys from her pocket. "But I try to make it look like a bomb hasn't completely gone off in here. Come here a sec, Aerion."
Aerion walked over to where Kat was standing near a heavy, reinforced metal door tucked between two large storage cupboards.
"So, you know how we walked through the entire maze of the school this morning to get to the front gates?" Kat asked, gesturing to the metal door. "This is the fire exit for the art wing. It leads directly out to the staff car park at the side of the building. If you want, you can have your driver drop you off and pick you up right here at this door. Saves you having to wade through the absolute madness of the main courtyard every morning."
Aerion’s eyes lit up. He wouldn't have to face the terrifying, shoving crowds. He wouldn't have to walk past Simone the miserable receptionist. He could just slip right into the safety of Kat's room.
"Can I really?" he asked eagerly.
"Course you can," Kat smiled, unlocking the heavy deadbolt. "I'm always in my room by seven-thirty anyway.... Or try to be, drinking my body weight in coffee. Just knock. Some the other kids come through that way as well"
"I... I think my driver is waiting out front today, though," Aerion realized, his shoulders slumping slightly. "Thomas said he'd park on the main street."
"No worries," Kat said cheerfully, grabbing her oversized canvas tote bag and swinging it over her shoulder. "I'll walk you out front. Then I'll loop back around to my car. Make sure you don't get trampled by the herd."
"Yes, please," Aerion agreed instantly. He didn't want to navigate the yellow brick road alone.
Kat locked the back door securely, and the two of them walked out into the main hallway, Kat pulling her classroom door shut behind them and locking it with a sharp click.
They turned toward the glass-enclosed walkway. The yellow-painted floor stretched out before them, bright and obnoxious in the late afternoon sun.
Kat suddenly stopped, turning to Aerion with a wildly mischievous glint in her eyes. She bent her elbow, extending her arm out toward him like an exaggerated, aristocratic gentleman offering a lady a dance.
"Shall we, Mr. Targaryen?" Kat asked formally, her British accent thick and theatrical.
Aerion stared at her arm, a grin breaking across his face. He didn't hesitate. He reached out and hooked his small arm through hers.
"We shall," Aerion agreed.
Kat let out a loud, delighted laugh. And right there, in the middle of a public school hallway, the ten-year-old heir and the twenty-something alternative art teacher linked arms and began to skip aggressively down the yellow brick road.
"Follow the yellow brick road!" Kat sang out at the top of her lungs, her trainers thudding against the floor.
"Follow the yellow brick road!" Aerion echoed, his voice ringing out clearly, entirely unburdened by the expectations of his last name. He felt ridiculous. He felt light. He felt like a kid.
As they skipped past the double doors of the yard, the door swung open.
Markl stepped out, wiping a streak of clay off his handsome face. He stopped dead, staring at the sight of the tiny pierced woman and the silver-haired boy aggressively skipping past him.
Markl threw his head back and let out a booming, echoing laugh. "You are absolutely insane, Kat!" he called after them.
Without missing a beat, and without breaking her skip, Kat raised her free hand into the air and cheerfully flipped Markl off over her shoulder.
Markl just laughed harder, shaking his head and retreating back to his studio.
Aerion was giggling so hard he could barely breathe. He had never seen an adult flip another adult off in a professional setting. It was the most wonderfully chaotic place on earth.
They unlinked arms when they reached the dull, beige linoleum of the main building, walking side-by-side through the thinning crowds. Everywhere they went, students and staff called out to Kat.
"See ya, Kat!"
"Have a good one, miss!"
"Bye, Aerion!" Sal shouted from down a side corridor.
Aerion waved back eagerly. He felt like a celebrity by association. Being 'with Kat' was like walking around with a protective, impenetrable forcefield. No one looked at his hair. No one questioned his eyes. He was just one of Kat's gremlins.
They pushed through the front doors and out into the crisp, biting chill of the late afternoon air. The front courtyard was mostly empty now, the wild stampede having long since dispersed onto the surrounding streets and toward the bus stops.
Aerion’s eyes scanned the street lined with battered sedans and rust-spotted hatchbacks.
It didn't take long to spot his ride.
Idling smoothly against the curb, sticking out like an expensive, polished sore thumb amidst the urban decay, was the sleek, pitch-black Targaryen town car.
Standing by the rear door, looking incredibly tense and anxious, was Thomas the driver.
Aerion’s stomach did a complicated, nervous flip. The magic of the yellow brick road was ending. Reality was sitting right there, waiting to take him back to the silent, sterile mansion and the cold fury of his father.
"There's my car," Aerion said quietly, pointing a chalk-stained finger toward Thomas.
Kat followed his gaze, her sharp eyes taking in the pristine, hundred-thousand-pound vehicle and the nervous posture of the driver. She nodded slowly, hitching her canvas bag higher on her shoulder.
"Right then," Kat said, her tone shifting seamlessly from chaotic art teacher to fiercely protective guardian. "I think I'll just have a quick word with him, yeah?"
Aerion swallowed hard. "Okay."
They walked across the cracked asphalt toward the curb.
Thomas spotted them approaching. He immediately noticed the stark differences in his young charge. Aerion had left the car that morning wearing a pristine, expensive uniform. Now, he was wearing a dark grey and red tie-dye hoodie, faded black jeans, and his hands were coated in neon pink dust.
Thomas let out a heavy, incredibly weary sigh, his shoulders slumping. He squeezed his eyes shut for a fraction of a second. Lord have mercy, the driver thought miserably. He's been in a fight. He's ruined his uniform. He's joined a gang. Mr. Targaryen is going to fire me on the spot.
Thomas braced himself for the worst as the tiny pierced, red-haired woman marched right up to him.
"Hiya!" Kat chirped brightly, extending a paint-stained hand. "I’m Kat. I’m Aerion’s form tutor and art teacher."
Thomas blinked, cautiously shaking her hand. She had a grip like a dockworker. "Thomas. I am... I am his driver. Is there a problem, Miss? Did he... did an incident occur?"
Kat didn't just answer him; she launched into a, rapid-fire barrage of fast-paced, thickly accented British slang that hit the older man like a verbal hurricane.
"Problem? God, no, absolutely zero problems, the lad had an absolute blinder of a day!" Kat beamed, speaking at a dizzying speed. "He’s brilliant, absolutely top tier. Breathed right through the baseline assessments, practically taught my afternoon module on mythology, and he’s a natural on the drums. Cooky Stool is obsessed with him. Right, so, two quick things you need to pass up the chain of command for me."
Thomas stared at her, entirely wide-eyed, struggling to process the sheer volume of words. "I... a blinder?"
"First thing," Kat barreled on, gesturing to Aerion’s borrowed clothes. "Strict health and safety policy in the art wing. The standard polos are a fire hazard around the kilns, and they restrict mobility during large-scale canvas work. So, he’s to wear his own clothes from now on. Casual, comfortable, things he can get paint on. Non-negotiable, it’s in the risk assessment."
"A... a fire hazard?" Thomas stammered, looking at the stiff white polo shirt folded neatly inside Aerion’s open backpack.
"Massive," Kat nodded sagely, lying through her teeth with conviction. "Second thing. I’ve written a very important note in his planner for his father. We are doing an intensive, emotionally mapped still-life module starting Friday. Mandatory curriculum requirement. Aerion must bring in his childhood dragon plushie for the assignment. If he doesn't have it, it's an automatic fail for the term, and the school board gets terribly fussy about failing grades this early in the year. You make sure his dad reads that planner, yeah? Life or death, that dragon."
Thomas looked from the tiny, intense woman to Aerion.
Aerion had both hands clamped firmly over his mouth, his shoulders shaking with silent, suppressed laughter. He had never seen anyone bulldoze Thomas before. The driver looked like he had just been run over by a very colorful, very fast truck.
"I... I will ensure the message is relayed to Mr. Targaryen immediately," Thomas promised, sounding slightly dazed. "A... a dragon plushie. For a mandatory assessment."
"You're a diamond, Tom," Kat grinned, clapping the bewildered driver firmly on the shoulder.
She turned her attention back to Aerion, her chaotic energy softening instantly. She didn't treat him like a fragile piece of glass, and she didn't treat him like a delinquent.
Kat reached out and affectionately ruffled Aerion’s silver-white hair, messing it up even further. "You did so good today, Duck. I'm properly proud of you. And I look forward to having you in my class for the rest of the year."
Aerion looked up at her. He looked at the winged eyeliner, the silver septum ring, and the bright, fierce kindness in her eyes. He thought about the yellow brick road, the tea, and the way she had actively fought a billionaire CEO to get a stuffed animal back for a ten-year-old boy.
Aerion didn't think about his aristocratic manners. He didn't care that he was in public.
He stepped forward, throwing his arms around Kat’s waist, burying his face into the soft fabric of the Care Bears hoodie. It was the same easy, unburdened affection he had seen her students give her all day.
Thomas actually gasped, taking a half-step back. Targaryens did not hug. They certainly did not hug the staff.
Kat didn't miss a beat. She wrapped her arms around Aerion, hugging him tightly, resting her chin on his head. "See you tomorrow, Aerion," she murmured softly. "Back door, remember? Save you the walk."
"See you tomorrow, Kat," Aerion whispered back, his voice thick but happy.
He pulled away, offering her one last smile, before turning and sliding into the plush, pristine leather interior of the town car. Thomas hurriedly shut the door behind him, sealing Aerion into the quiet, soundproof luxury of the vehicle.
Outside the window, Aerion watched Kat go.
She didn't just walk away quietly. She was loud, theatrical, and dramatic. She shouted goodbyes across the parking lot to a group of older students smoking near the bike racks, waved wildly at Mrs. Higgins—who offered a stiff, disapproving nod in return—and threw a peace sign at the caretaker sweeping the steps.
Aerion rolled down the tinted window just a fraction, wanting to watch her leave. He expected her to walk toward the bus stop, or maybe unlock a battered, brightly painted old hatchback covered in bumper stickers.
Instead, Kat strolled casually toward the far corner of the staff parking lot, pulling a set of keys from her pocket.
Aerion’s eyes widened to the size of saucers.
Sitting in the VIP spot of the dingy, concrete lot was a car that looked entirely alien in this neighborhood. It was a pristine, vintage, jet-black Bentley Continental. It was a car that cost more than most of the houses on this street combined. It was the kind of car his Uncle Baelor drove.
Kat nonchalantly hit the unlock button on her fob. The heavy headlights flashed.
Aerion tilted his head, his brow furrowing in deep, profound confusion. What? How did a public school art teacher who wore tie-dye and collected demonic plushies afford a vintage luxury car?
Kat pulled open the heavy driver's side door and slid into the plush leather seat. The engine roared to life with a deep, guttural, expensive purr that rattled the loose gravel in the lot.
Before putting the car in gear, Kat rolled the driver's side window all the way down. She casually placed a cigarette between her lips, sparking a silver lighter and taking a long drag. At the exact same moment, she cranked the volume on the car’s stereo system. The pulsing bass of an aggressive alternative rock track exploded from the Bentley’s speakers, completely shattering the quiet afternoon air.
With a squeal of expensive tires, Kat slammed the car into gear and sped out of the parking lot, a cloud of grey smoke and loud music trailing in her wake as she disappeared down the street.
Aerion sat in the back of the town car, his jaw hanging slightly open,mesmerized.
In the driver's seat, Thomas was staring blankly at the empty spot where the Bentley had just been, his hands gripping the steering wheel in a white-knuckled vice.
"Master Aerion," Thomas said finally, his voice entirely hollow, staring blankly out the windshield. "What in the bloody hell is going on at this school?"
Aerion let out a bright, unrestrained laugh, pulling the red and grey hoodie tighter around his shoulders. He reached into his pocket, his fingers brushing against the drumming schedule and the folded piece of paper with Ruby’s number on it.
"I don't know, Thomas," Aerion smiled, settling back into the leather seat. "But I think I’m going to like it.
Notes:
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Chapter 6: Chapter Six: The Art of Lying
Summary:
In which Aerion masters the art of survival and Maekar Targaryen remembers how to sing.
Song recommendation for this chapter -
Sweet Disposition – The Temper Trap
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
The soundproofed doors of the Targaryen town car sealed shut with a soft, expensive thud, instantly cutting off the ambient noise of the city streets.
For the first five minutes of the drive away from King’s Row Academy, Aerion sat in complete silence. He was staring down at his hands, which were still faintly dusted with neon pink and blue chalk pastels. He rubbed his thumb over his index finger, feeling the dry, gritty texture. It was tangible proof that the day hadn't just been a bizarre, colorful fever dream.
In the driver’s seat, Thomas kept his eyes glued to the rearview mirror. He was waiting for the inevitable breakdown. He had seen the boy dragged out of St. Jude's on Friday looking like his entire world had ended. He fully expected Aerion to curl up on the pristine leather seats and cry about the rough neighborhood, the lack of manners, or the sheer terror of public school.
But when Aerion finally looked up, his violet eyes were absolutely shining.
"Thomas," Aerion breathed, his voice vibrating with a sudden, uncontainable electric energy. "Thomas, you will not believe what happened today."
Thomas blinked, adjusting his grip on the steering wheel. "I... I gather it wasn't quite as terrible as we feared, Master Aerion?"
"It was brilliant!" Aerion burst out, the aristocratic guarded filter he usually wore completely shattering. He shifted forward on the leather seat, practically bouncing with adrenaline. "It was so loud, Thomas. Everyone just yells all the time, and nobody gets in trouble for it! I have an art teacher named Kat, and she wears a Care Bears hoodie, and she sits out the window to smoke, and she named the school chickens after the Golden Girls!"
Thomas let out a startled, highly confused cough. "Chickens, sir?"
"Yes! In the rose garden!" Aerion continued, talking a mile a minute, the words tumbling over each other in his sheer desperation to share his day. "And the lunch was terrible—they served us this weird, grey slop that looked like wet cement, and a massive fight broke out right in the middle of the cafeteria! Two boys were just punching each other and knocking over tables, and there was blood everywhere!"
Thomas’s knuckles turned bone-white on the steering wheel. "Good heavens, Aerion! Were you hurt? Did you have to hide?"
"No, I was sitting with my new friends!" Aerion beamed, completely missing the driver’s sheer terror. "Leo, Sal, and Benji. They’re around same age as me, but they let me sit with them, and we went out to the yard to play football—well, Kat calls it football, not soccer, she did a whole presentation on it apparently—and I wasn't even very good, but nobody yelled at me for messing up!"
For the next twenty minutes, Aerion talked Thomas’s ear off. He didn't pause for breath. He recounted the horror of Mr. Stool’s wooden ruler, the way he learned to hold the drumsticks so they bounced, and the fiercely competitive argument he had with Ruby over the byproduct of yeast fermentation. He talked about the neon pastels, the Bluetooth speaker playing alternative rock, and the way Kat had defended him for having a plushie.
Thomas listened in reeling silence. He was a man who had worked for the Targaryen family for nearly a decade. He knew these boys. He knew how quiet, reserved, and anxious Aerion usually was. The child sitting in the backseat, wearing a borrowed tie-dye hoodie and rambling excitedly about drum kits and cement-slop, was a complete stranger.
He was bright. He was happy. He was actually acting like a ten-year-old boy, rather than a tiny, stressed-out corporate executive.
The car glided through the towering iron gates of the Targaryen estate, the imposing stone mansion looming at the end of the long driveway.
As the car slowed to a halt in front of the sweeping marble steps, Aerion’s rapid-fire storytelling finally began to taper off. He looked out the tinted window at his house, and the bright, unburdened smile on his face slowly started to slip.
Thomas put the car in park, but before he reached to unlock the doors, he turned around in his seat to look directly at the boy.
"Master Aerion," Thomas said, his voice low, serious, and entirely stripped of its usual professional detachment.
Aerion looked up, suddenly nervous. "Yes?"
"I have worked for your father for a very long time," Thomas said carefully, choosing his words with immense precision. "Mr. Targaryen sent you to this school to punish you. He intended for it to be a harsh, miserable experience to correct your behavior. If you walk through those front doors looking as happy as you do right now... if you tell him about the football, and the drums, and your new friends..."
Aerion’s chest tightened. The neon chalk dust on his fingers suddenly felt like damning evidence. "He’ll be angry."
"He will pull you out," Thomas corrected softly. "He will find a stricter boarding school, or he will hire private tutors to keep you isolated in your room. Do you understand what I am telling you, Aerion?"
Aerion swallowed the lump of fear in his throat. He thought about Kat, with her bright eyes and her Care Bears hoodie. He thought about Leo showing him the wyvern wings, and Cooky Stool tapping the rhythm on his shoulder. It was the first time in his entire life he had felt like he belonged somewhere, and his father had the power to rip it away with a single phone call.
"I have to lie," Aerion whispered, the realization settling cold and heavy in his stomach.
"You have to survive," Thomas corrected gently. "Tell him the truth about the bad parts. The grey food. The fights. The eccentric teachers. Let him believe the punishment is working. Keep the joy to yourself, kid."
Aerion looked at the older man, a profound sense of gratitude washing over him. He gave a sharp, determined nod. "I will. Thank you, Thomas."
"Go on, then," Thomas offered a sad, tight smile, unlocking the doors. "And wash that chalk off your hands before he sees it."
Aerion grabbed his backpack and pushed the car door open, stepping out into the freezing evening air. He pulled the oversized hood of the tie-dye jumper up over his silver hair, took a deep, bracing breath, and jogged up the marble steps.
He pushed the mahogany front doors open.
The contrast between King’s Row Academy and the Targaryen estate was instantly jarring. The school was a chaotic, sensory explosion of noise, color, and life. The mansion was a tomb. It was flawlessly clean, immaculately decorated, and completely, suffocatingly silent.
Aerion closed the door behind him and started toward the grand staircase, fully intending to sprint to his stripped bedroom to put his bag away and scrub his hands.
He didn't make it past the first landing.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa!"
Daeron practically launched himself out of the first-floor drawing room, closely followed by Aemon.
Daeron stopped dead on the stairs, his eyes wide as they swept over his younger brother. He took in the faded black jeans, the oversized, dark grey and red tie-dye hoodie, and the complete absence of the pristine white polo shirt.
"What the fuck are you wearing?" Daeron blurted out, his aristocratic accent clipping the swear word sharply. "Aerion, did you get mugged? Did someone steal your uniform and your coat?"
"No," Aerion said quickly, keeping his voice hushed as he looked nervously toward the hallway that led to their father’s home office. "My coat is in my bag. I'm fine."
Aemon stepped forward, looking at the chalk dust on Aerion’s cheek. "You look like a vagrant. Are you hurt?"
"I'm fine, I promise," Aerion insisted, trying to push past them. "I just need to go upstairs and wash my hands before Dad sees—"
"You're too late for that," Daeron interrupted, grabbing Aerion’s arm to stop him. Daeron’s face was pale, his expression tight with anxiety. "Dad is already home. He got back an hour ago."
Aerion froze, his heart immediately plummeting into his shoes. "He's home? Why?"
"Apparently, your school has been blowing up his phone on and off all day," Daeron whispered, glancing over his shoulder. "I heard him grumbling to Larys in the hallway. He's been getting emails, app notifications, the works. He told Davis to send you straight to his office the minute you walked through the door."
Aerion felt a cold sweat break out on the back of his neck.
She told him, Aerion thought, panic flaring hot and bright in his chest. Kat had promised to send an email about the clothes and the dragon plushie, but what if she had said something else? What if the receptionist had called to report him missing his first two classes?
"You better go," Aemon said softly, offering a sympathetic wince. "He's drinking the dark scotch. He's in a mood."
Aerion nodded jerkily. He let his backpack slide off his shoulder, handing it to Daeron. "Take this to my room, please."
He didn't bother going to the bathroom to wash his hands. If his father was waiting, making him wait longer would only pour gasoline on the fire. Aerion turned and walked back down the grand staircase, his sneakers squeaking faintly on the polished marble.
He approached the heavy, dark oak double doors of Maekar’s private study. The scent of rich tobacco and aged scotch was already seeping out from under the doorframe.
Aerion raised a trembling, chalk-stained fist and knocked twice.
"Enter," Maekar’s gravelly, exhausted baritone rumbled from within.
Aerion pushed the door open and stepped inside, keeping his head slightly bowed.
The study was dimly lit by the dying evening sun and a single, green-glass banker’s lamp on the massive mahogany desk. Maekar Targaryen was sitting in his high-backed leather chair, his suit jacket discarded over the armrest, his silver tie loosened around his neck. He looked incredibly haggard. In his left hand, he nursed a crystal tumbler of amber liquid. In his right, a thick cigar smoldered, filling the room with a hazy, blue-grey smoke.
Maekar looked up from the glowing screen of his laptop, his piercing violet eyes immediately locking onto his son.
He took in the red tie-dye hoodie. He took in the scuffed black jeans. He took in the neon chalk dust smeared across Aerion’s pale cheek.
Maekar didn't yell. He didn't explode. He simply raised a hand, pointing a single, rigid finger at the leather wingback chair situated opposite his desk.
"Sit," Maekar commanded flatly.
Aerion hurried forward, practically throwing himself into the oversized chair. He pulled his hands deeply into the sleeves of the hoodie, hiding them from view, his heart hammering against his ribs like a trapped bird.
I'm sorry I skipped class, Aerion prepared to say. I was just scared. I'll do better tomorrow.
He opened his mouth to apologize, but his father beat him to it.
"Your school," Maekar began, his voice low and grating, "likes to keep me very, very updated."
Aerion snapped his mouth shut, his eyes widening.
Maekar took a slow, heavy drag of his cigar, blowing the smoke toward the ceiling. "I have been receiving emails, text messages, and automated updates on and off since nine o'clock this morning. I have received updates on your clothing, your homework assignments, and your general disposition. I have even been sent a login portal to a tracking application that monitors your lesson plans and behavioral metrics in real-time."
Maekar stared at the laptop screen, shaking his head in a mixture of exhaustion and profound confusion. "Your old school cost me seventy thousand pounds a year, and they did not communicate half this much. I pay an exorbitant amount of money to St. Jude’s to keep you out of my hair, and this public institution seems determined to drag me into every minute detail of your day."
Aerion blinked, entirely thrown off balance. His father wasn't furious about his behavior; he was annoyed by Kat’s relentless communication.
"It's... it's a weird school, Dad," Aerion offered weakly, remembering Thomas's advice to play up the negative.
"Weird is an understatement," Maekar grunted, taking a sip of his scotch. He gestured vaguely toward Aerion with the tumbler. "I received a highly dramatic email regarding your attire. Something about standard uniforms being a fire hazard around the art wing kilns? It is incredibly uncivilized to allow students to wander around looking like vagrants, but if it is a strict health and safety requirement, I will not have them citing me for negligence."
Aerion swallowed hard, his respect for Kat skyrocketing into the stratosphere. She hadn't just covered for him; she had expertly manipulated a billionaire CEO into accepting her terms.
"However," Maekar continued, his tone hardening as he leaned forward, planting his elbows on the desk. "Let me make this perfectly clear, Aerion. I spoke with the board at St. Jude’s this afternoon. They refuse to reinstate you immediately. They are requiring you to complete a full academic year at this public institution to prove that your behavioral issues have been corrected. If you can do that, and I make a substantial 'charitable donation' to their science wing, they will allow you back next September."
Aerion’s stomach dropped. A year. A year at King’s Row, and then he would be dragged right back to the sterile, suffocating halls of his old life. But he couldn't show his disappointment. He had to play the game.
"You had best do everything in your power to improve quickly," Maekar warned, his violet eyes narrowing. "Keep your head down. Do the work. Do not cause any incidents. The sooner you prove you can behave, the sooner I can get you out of that hellhole and back where you belong. Do you understand me?"
Aerion gave a sharp, obedient nod. "Yes, sir. I understand. I'll do my best."
Maekar stared at him for a long moment, searching his son's face for the usual defiance, the usual argumentative spark. When he found none, the tension in his broad shoulders eased slightly.
"Good," Maekar grunted, sitting back in his chair. He rolled his glass between his palms. "So. Tell me about the place. I imagine it is exactly the sort of chaotic nightmare the reviews described?"
Aerion remembered the rule. Hide your joy.
"It's really loud," Aerion said, keeping his voice quiet and hesitant, carefully selecting the most chaotic parts of his day. "Everyone yells. The lunch hall was horrible. They served this weird, grey slop that looked like cement. And... there was a massive fight."
Maekar’s brow furrowed, a flicker of genuine concern breaking through his exhaustion. "A fight?"
"Yeah. Right in the middle of lunch," Aerion nodded, dropping his gaze to his lap. "Two boys were punching each other. They knocked over tables, and there was blood. The teachers had to physically drag them apart and throw them in isolation rooms."
Maekar let out a disgusted sigh, rubbing his temples. "Absolute animals. This is exactly what I expected. Keep away from the older boys, Aerion. Do not engage with them."
"I won't," Aerion lied smoothly, thinking of Leo and Benji.
"What about the classes?" Maekar pressed. "Are the teachers actually qualified, or are they just glorified babysitters?"
Aerion hesitated, his hand drifting toward his pocket. "They're... odd. My music teacher is named Mr. Stool. He kept his eyes closed the entire lesson, and whenever someone wasn't paying attention, he slammed a massive wooden ruler onto their desk to scare them."
Maekar snorted, a dark, cynical sound. "Barbaric methods, but perhaps effective for that demographic. Did you actually learn anything, or did you just dodge flying wood?"
"We learned rhythms," Aerion said, finally pulling his hand out of his pocket. His fingers were trembling slightly as he pulled out the crumpled piece of paper Mr. Stool had given him. He carefully unfolded it and slid it across the polished mahogany desk toward his father. "He let me play the drums. He gave me this."
Maekar picked up the paper, his eyes scanning the poorly photocopied flyer. His lip curled slightly in distaste. "An after-school percussion ensemble? Drums?"
"Yes, sir," Aerion said softly. "I know they're loud. But... it’s an extracurricular. It's on Tuesdays and Thursdays."
Maekar stared at the paper. Drums were loud, obnoxious, and entirely unrefined. But... he had received an email earlier that afternoon from Miss Hart, detailing the school's vast array of extracurriculars. She had heavily implied that Aerion’s integration into the school would be significantly smoother if he participated in a group activity to build peer relationships.
"I received an email about these after-school activities," Maekar muttered, tossing the paper back onto the desk. "Most of them sounded completely insane. A 'Zombie Survival' fitness club? A conspiracy theory debate team? Absolute nonsense."
He looked at Aerion, seeing how small and tense the boy looked in the oversized hoodie.
"However," Maekar sighed, relenting slightly. "It will look good on your readmission application to St. Jude’s if we can show that you are actively socializing and participating in school programs. If you want to hit things with sticks for an hour twice a week, fine. I will have Larys handle the enrollment fees."
Aerion’s heart leaped into his throat. A genuine, unrestrained smile broke across his face. "Thank you! Thank you, Dad!"
Maekar gave a stiff nod, clearly uncomfortable with the sudden display of gratitude. He cleared his throat, shifting his gaze back to his laptop screen.
"Speaking of fees," Maekar said, his tone turning slightly defensive. "I had another lovely email from this... Miss Hart person today. Informing me that King’s Row operates on a cashless, prepaid card system for the cafeteria. A system she so graciously pointed out I had not set up for you."
Aerion blinked, realizing what that meant. "Oh. I... Leo paid for my food today. A boy in my class."
Maekar’s jaw tightened, a flash of genuine, uncomfortable embarrassment crossing his features. He was a billionaire, a titan of industry, and his ten-year-old son had been forced to rely on the charity of a public school student because Maekar hadn't bothered to read the enrollment packet.
"I have transferred five hundred pounds onto the digital account attached to your student ID," Maekar stated stiffly, waving a hand in the air to dismiss the error. "I am sorry if you had nothing to eat today. It was an oversight by my assistant."
Aerion knew Larys had nothing to do with it, but he simply nodded. "I'm fine, Dad. Thank you."
"Right. Well," Maekar said, clearly eager to end the emotionally taxing conversation. He pointed to the door. "We will be having dinner in an hour. You had best go up to your room and complete this 'mandatory emotional mapping still-life' homework that I have been incessantly harassed about all afternoon."
Aerion froze, his breath catching in his throat. The dragon.
"I... I can't do it, Dad," Aerion whispered, his eyes dropping back to his lap. "Miss Hart said I have to bring an object of deep personal significance. Like a plushie. If I don't bring it on Friday, she said I automatically fail the module for the entire term."
Maekar let out a long, deeply irritated sigh, pinching the bridge of his nose. He had read the email. He had read the incredibly formal, entirely uncompromising language Miss Hart had used regarding the 'curriculum requirement'. He hated being backed into a corner, especially by a public school teacher, but he hated the idea of his son receiving a failing grade even more.
"I have already spoken to Davis," Maekar grumbled, entirely unwilling to admit defeat, framing it instead as a strategic concession. "He has retrieved that ratty stuffed toy from the basement storage. It is sitting on your bed. You will take it to school on Friday, you will draw your picture, and then it will remain out of sight. I will not have you failing your first week because of some ridiculous, modernized emotional art project."
Aerion’s head snapped up, his violet eyes wide and shining with unshed tears.
He got him back. Kat had actually done it. She had fought his father, and she had won.
"Yes, sir," Aerion said, his voice trembling slightly with suppressed joy. "Thank you."
"Go," Maekar dismissed him with a tired wave of his hand, turning his attention back to the glowing screen of his laptop. "Be down for dinner at seven."
Aerion didn't need to be told twice. He practically leaped out of the leather chair, his sneakers squeaking against the hardwood floor, and hurried out of the study, pulling the oak doors shut behind him.
The moment the doors clicked shut, the silence of the study settled back over Maekar like a suffocating blanket.
He let out a long, ragged exhale, taking another deep sip of his scotch. He reached out and clicked his mouse, bringing up his email inbox.
The screen was filled with unread notifications, mergers, legal contracts, and board meeting minutes. But right at the top, bolded and demanding his attention, were four separate emails from a sender labeled: K. Hart - Arts & Humanities Dept.
Maekar stared at the name on the screen, a muscle feathering in his clenched jaw.
His nannies cowered before him. His assistants trembled when he raised his voice. The Headmaster at St. Jude’s had practically bowed to him while asking for money.
But this woman—this K. Hart—had spent her entire afternoon aggressively advocating for a boy she had known for exactly eight hours. She had manipulated school policy to override his uniform rules. She had expertly weaponized his own aristocratic fear of academic failure to bypass his disciplinary punishments. She had held him utterly, ruthlessly accountable for his son's lunch money.
She was entirely unafraid of him.
Maekar took a slow drag of his cigar, his violet eyes narrowing as he glared at the bolded text on his screen.
She is an absolute nuisance, Maekar thought grimly, closing the laptop with a sharp, decisive snap.
Upstairs, in a sterile, stripped-bare bedroom, Aerion threw himself onto his mattress, burying his face into the worn, lumpy fabric of his crimson-and-black dragon teddy. He hugged it so tightly his small arms shook, the faint smell of neon chalk dust mixing with the familiar, comforting scent of cedar.
He squeezed his eyes shut, a brilliant smile breaking across his face.
Aerion was tracing the clumsy stitches on the dragon’s left wing, a small, secret smile playing on his lips, when the handle of his bedroom door turned.
He instantly scrambled to sit up, dropping the dragon into his lap and schooling his features into a neutral, slightly sullen expression. Hide your joy, Thomas had warned him. Keep the joy to yourself. The door pushed open, and Daeron slipped inside, closely followed by Aemon. Both boys were still wearing their tailored St. Jude’s blazers, their ties loosened, looking incredibly tired from their own long days of advanced placement classes and fencing practice.
Daeron paused just inside the door, his eyes sweeping over the barren room before landing on the stuffed dragon sitting in Aerion’s lap.
"You got him back," Daeron breathed, a look of relief washing over his young features. He walked over, dropping onto the edge of the mattress. "How? Did Dad actually listen to you?"
"No," Aerion said quietly, keeping his voice level. "My... my new art teacher sent an email. She told him I had to bring an object of deep personal significance for a still-life emotional mapping project, and if I didn't, I would fail the first week. Dad hates failing grades more than he hates me having the dragon."
Aemon, who had wandered over to inspect the empty bookshelves, let out a soft, surprised hum. "An emotional mapping project? That sounds entirely made up."
"It probably is," Aerion shrugged, though his heart hammered a little faster. He had to pivot the conversation before they started asking too many questions about Kat. "But it worked."
"Well, thank the gods for small favors," Daeron sighed, running a hand through his hair. He looked at Aerion, his expression turning deeply sympathetic and entirely serious. "So. Come on. Tell us. How bad was it?"
Aerion swallowed hard. He looked at his older brother, the boy who had crawled under the bed with him, the boy who had tried to fight the house manager for him. Lying to Daeron felt like swallowing broken glass, but he knew with terrifying certainty that Daeron was a terrible liar. If Daeron knew King's Row was actually fun, he would accidentally slip up in front of their father, or worse, their Uncle Baelor. And then Aerion would be pulled out and locked in his room with private tutors until he lost his mind.
"It was... it was horrible," Aerion lied, forcing his voice to tremble slightly. He didn't have to act much; he just had to recall how he felt standing in the courtyard that morning. "It's so loud, Daeron. Everyone just screams all the time. The building smells like floor wax and old cabbage."
Aemon wrinkled his nose, looking appropriately disgusted. "Did they have a decent library?"
"I didn't even see a library," Aerion said, leaning into the narrative. "The receptionist just threw my timetable at me and told me to find my own way around. And the teachers... my music teacher is insane. He kept his eyes closed the entire lesson, and if someone fell asleep, he slammed this massive wooden ruler onto their desk. I thought I was going to have a heart attack."
Daeron’s eyes widened in horror. "Are you serious? He hits the desks? That’s barbaric! If a teacher at St. Jude’s did that, they’d be fired before lunch!"
"It gets worse," Aerion pushed on, weaving the worst moments of his day into a tapestry of misery. "Lunch was a nightmare. They served us this weird, grey, wet slop. It looked like cement. And right in the middle of the cafeteria, a fight broke out. Two boys. They were punching each other in the face, knocking over chairs. There was blood on the floor. The teachers had to physically drag them apart and throw them in isolation rooms."
Aemon gasped softly, taking a step closer to Daeron. "Blood? In the cafeteria?"
"Yeah," Aerion nodded, dropping his gaze to the dragon in his lap so he wouldn't have to look them in the eye. "It was terrifying."
Daeron’s jaw clenched tightly, a familiar flash of Targaryen fury sparking in his violet eyes. He stood up from the bed, pacing a tight circle on the carpet. "This is insane. I'm going to talk to Dad. I don't care if Baelor thinks you need discipline, sending you to a warzone is completely unacceptable. You're ten years old! You can't be around gang fights and grey slop!"
"No!" Aerion panicked, his head snapping up. He grabbed Daeron’s sleeve, pulling him back. "No, Daeron, don't. Please. You know how Dad is. If you complain, he'll just think I'm whining to you to get out of my punishment. He told me today that I have to survive a full academic year there before St. Jude's will take me back. If I complain, he'll just lock me in here with tutors."
Daeron looked down at his younger brother, his anger warring with his protective instincts. He knew Aerion was right. Pushing their father when his mind was made up was like trying to punch a brick wall—you only ended up breaking your own hand.
"A full year?" Aemon whispered, looking incredibly sad. "That's an eternity."
"I'll just... I'll just keep my head down," Aerion said, forcing a brave, miserable smile. "I'll sit in the back of the class and I won't talk to anyone. I can survive it."
Daeron let out a defeated sigh, reaching out to squeeze Aerion’s shoulder. "I'm sorry, Aer. I really am. Just... don't let those public school thugs push you around. If anyone tries to hurt you, you tell me, and I'll have Thomas drive me down there myself."
Aerion felt a sharp, agonizing twist of guilt, but he managed to nod. "I will. Thanks, Daeron."
Before the conversation could dive any deeper, the muffled chime of the grandfather clock in the downstairs hallway rang out, signaling seven o'clock.
"Dinner," Aemon announced, his shoulders slumping.
The three brothers exchanged a collective look of dread. Family dinners were rarely pleasant affairs, but tonight, with the weight of Aerion’s expulsion and his transfer to the "hell pit" hanging over them, it was bound to be excruciating.
They left the bedroom in silence, Aerion carefully placing his dragon back in the center of the bed, and made their way down the staircase to the formal dining room.
The room was lit by a massive crystal chandelier that cast sharp, glittering light over the long, polished mahogany table. Maekar was already seated at the head, dressed in a fresh, dark charcoal suit, reading a financial report on a tablet.
The boys took their respective seats—Daeron to Maekar’s right, Aerion and Aemon to his left.
The kitchen staff immediately pushed through the swinging doors, carrying silver platters. Aerion looked down at his plate as it was set before him. It was a refined dish: seared venison carpaccio with a bitter endive salad, topped with a balsamic reduction that looked distressingly like dark blood.
Aerion stared at the raw, thinly sliced meat, suddenly incredibly nostalgic for the grey cement slop at King’s Row. At least Benji had seemed to enjoy that.
"Eat," Maekar commanded without looking up from his tablet.
The boys obediently picked up their silver forks, pushing the bitter leaves around their plates.
The silence stretched on, thick and suffocating, punctuated only by the clinking of silver against fine china. Maekar finally set his tablet face-down on the table, picking up his wine glass. He looked at his three sons, his eyes assessing them with the cold, calculating gaze of a CEO evaluating his subordinates.
"So," Maekar began, his voice a low rumble that commanded attention. "How were your respective days?"
"Fine," Daeron said automatically, keeping his eyes on his plate.
"Good," Aemon whispered, taking a tiny, reluctant bite of venison.
Maekar’s gaze shifted to Aerion. "And yours?"
Aerion swallowed hard. "It was... loud, sir. But I finished all my baseline assessments. Dr. Miller said I was doing well in Biology."
Maekar gave a stiff, barely perceptible nod. "Adequate. See that you maintain it."
The conversation died instantly. Maekar let out a quiet sigh, clearly entirely unsure of how to speak to his children as human beings rather than employees. He took another sip of wine, defaulting to the only subject he truly understood.
"The merger with the eastern shipping conglomerate has hit a snag," Maekar announced to the table of pre-teens, as if they were members of his board of directors. "Their legal team is attempting to inflate the valuation of their cargo vessels based on projected earnings rather than physical depreciation. It is entirely unacceptable. I spent four hours in arbitration today tearing their financial models apart."
Daeron nodded slowly, trying to look interested. "Will you have to walk away from the deal?"
"No," Maekar said, a dark, predatory smirk crossing his face. "I will simply bleed their stock price in the morning until they accept my original offer. It is a matter of attrition."
Aerion stared at his father. He tried to imagine Kat sitting at a table, discussing the ruthless financial destruction of a rival company. He couldn't. Kat would probably just send three live chickens into the arbitration room and call it a day.
"However," Maekar said, bringing his attention back to Aerion, "speaking of attrition. I have reviewed the extensive, incredibly irritating list of extracurricular activities provided by your new institution, Aerion."
Aerion sat up a little straighter, his heart beating a frantic rhythm against his ribs.
"I have already instructed Larys to pay the ridiculous enrollment fee for your Tuesday and Thursday percussion ensemble," Maekar continued, his tone dripping with distaste. "Though I expect you to practice those drums at school, not in this house. But you require more than just hitting things with sticks to prove to the board at St. Jude’s that you are rehabilitating your social behaviors."
"There are other clubs?" Daeron asked, genuinely surprised. "At a public school?"
"A staggering amount of them, unfortunately," Maekar sneered. "They have a debate team, though I imagine it is merely organized shouting. They have a chess club. And they have some sort of... Urban Arts and Mural club on Wednesdays and Fridays."
Aerion’s head snapped up. An art club. Kat’s domain. "I want to do that one."
The words left his mouth before he could stop them, overly eager and entirely too loud.
Daeron and Aemon both stopped chewing, turning to stare at Aerion as if he had just sprouted a second head.
"Since when do you like art?" Daeron asked, his brow furrowing in deep confusion. "You failed art last term at St. Jude's because you refused to paint the bowl of fruit."
Maekar was looking at Aerion with the exact same expression of profound suspicion. "Indeed. You have never shown the slightest inclination toward the arts, Aerion. Why the sudden interest?"
Aerion’s mind raced. He had to lie. He had to make it sound like a strategic, calculated choice rather than an emotional desire to spend more time in a room with neon pastels and indie music.
"It's... it's not like the art at St. Jude’s," Aerion stammered, gripping his fork tightly. "They don't just do fruit bowls. They have a lot more mediums to try. They have these really cool neon chalk pastels. And... and they let the older kids use spray paint on the walls for murals."
The silence that followed was so entirely horrifying, that Aerion could hear his own heartbeat in his ears.
Spray paint. Maekar’s violet eyes widened by a fraction of a millimeter. His mind immediately supplied an image. He pictured his aristocratic heir standing in a dark alleyway in the lower-east district, wearing a baggy hoodie, shaking a can of aerosol spray paint, and tagging a concrete wall alongside a gang of street thugs.
They are grooming him for a gang, Maekar thought, a cold wash of panic hitting his chest. They are teaching him to be a vandal.
He opened his mouth to immediately, forcefully deny the request. He would put the boy in chess. Chess was civilized. Chess was safe.
But then, the memory of his conversation with Baelor echoed in his mind. 'You have to let them face the consequences of the real world, Maekar.' If he pulled Aerion from every activity that wasn't perfectly refined, St. Jude’s would argue he wasn't integrating. He wasn't socializing.
Maekar forced his jaw to relax, taking a slow, deep breath through his nose. He had to trust that his bloodline was stronger than the influence of public school delinquents.
"Very well," Maekar said, his voice clipped and tight. "If you wish to participate in the Urban Arts club, you may. But let me be entirely clear, Aerion. If I receive a single phone call from the police regarding vandalism, or if I find so much as a drop of spray paint on your hands when you come home, I will pull you out of the school and you will spend the next year staring at the wall of your bedroom. Am I understood?"
"Yes, sir!" Aerion answered, relief flooding his system so fast it made him dizzy. Wednesdays and Fridays in the art room. Four days a week of after-school sanity.
"Excellent," Maekar muttered, entirely unconvinced. "Finish your venison."
The rest of the meal passed in blessedly quiet, albeit awkward, silence. When the plates were finally cleared, Maekar dismissed them with a wave of his hand.
Daeron and Aemon practically sprinted out of the dining room, desperate to escape the atmosphere and retreat to the safety of Daeron’s room to play video games.
Aerion stood up from his chair, but he didn't follow his brothers. He lingered by the edge of the table, his hands twisting into the fabric of his trousers.
Maekar noticed him lingering. He set his wine glass down, a familiar, exhausted tension returning to his shoulders. He braced himself. Here it comes, Maekar thought. The begging. He has had a taste of leniency with the clubs, and now he is going to ask for his television back. Or his games. Or for his grounding to be lifted.
"What is it, Aerion?" Maekar asked, his tone pre-emptively sharp. "I have a conference call with Tokyo in thirty minutes. Make it quick."
Aerion swallowed hard. "I... I wanted to ask for something, sir."
"You are grounded," Maekar stated flatly. "The answer is no. Your room remains stripped until your behavior has proven to be consistently acceptable over a long period. Do not push your luck today."
"No!" Aerion said quickly, shaking his head. "I don't want my stuff back. I mean, I do, but that's not what I'm asking for."
Maekar frowned, genuinely surprised. "Then what do you want?"
"I need some books," Aerion said, taking a tentative step toward his father. "For my art project. The emotional mapping one. Since the object I picked for the still life is my dragon... Miss Hart said we have to write a small piece about why the object is important to us. And since we are Targaryens, I thought it would make sense to write about the actual history of our house and real dragons. But all my books were taken from my room. Do you have any in your study I could borrow?"
Maekar stared at his second son.
He had fully expected a tantrum. He had expected whining. Instead, the boy was asking for historical literature to complete an academic assignment regarding their family’s legacy. It was exactly the sort of intellectual initiative his tutors had been trying to beat into him for years.
A strange, unfamiliar feeling flickered in Maekar’s chest. It felt suspiciously like pride.
"You wish to research the family history for your project?" Maekar asked, his voice softening just a fraction.
Aerion nodded eagerly. "Yes, sir. I want to make sure I get the anatomical differences right. I was telling some kids today about how wyverns only have two legs, but real Valyrian dragons have four, and they didn't believe me."
Maekar stood up from his chair, buttoning his suit jacket. "Follow me."
Aerion quickly fell into step behind his father, following him out of the dining room and down the long, shadowed hallway to his father's private study.
Maekar’s study was a masterpiece of old money and dark academia. The walls were lined floor-to-ceiling with towering mahogany bookshelves, packed with thousands of leather-bound tomes, ancient manuscripts, and legal texts. A large stone fireplace dominated the far wall, a low fire crackling comfortably in the hearth, filling the room with the scent of woodsmoke and old paper.
Maekar walked directly to a section of shelving near his desk, running his finger along the spines of several ancient-looking books.
He pulled out a black leather-bound volume titled Fire & Blood, handing it down to Aerion. The boy had to use both hands to take it, the book nearly buckling his knees with its weight.
"This is the comprehensive history of the Targaryen kings," Maekar explained, pulling down a second, slightly thinner volume covered in red velvet. "And this is a compendium on the beasts themselves. It details the anatomy, the diets, and the nesting habits of the dragons of Old Valyria."
Aerion’s eyes shone as he balanced the heavy books against his chest. "This is perfect. Thank you. Did you know the kids at my school actually thought the dragons in the shows were real dragons? They didn't know they were wyverns."
Maekar snorted, moving to sit behind his massive desk. "Public education is a tragedy. Of course they were wyverns. A true dragon, like Balerion the Black Dread, was a six-limbed creature. His wingspan was so massive it plunged entire towns into shadow when he flew overhead. His teeth were the size of longswords."
Aerion’s jaw dropped slightly. He stepped closer to the desk, completely forgetting his fear of his father in the face of the lore. "The size of swords? Really?"
"Indeed," Maekar nodded, a spark of genuine passion bleeding into his usually cold corporate demeanor. "And his fire was black. Black as pitch, hot enough to melt stone and turn sand into glass. He was the greatest beast the world has ever seen. Vhagar was nearly as large, but her fire was a blinding, unnatural green. Not unlike the chemical fires you so enjoy setting in your laboratories."
Aerion flushed hotly at the reprimand, ducking his head. "I didn't set a fire, Dad."
Maekar paused. He looked at the boy, standing there clutching the history books, his silver hair falling into his violet eyes. For the first time, Maekar didn't immediately snap back with a harsh rebuke. He let the silence hang, allowing the accusation to simply fade away.
"I know," Maekar murmured, entirely shocking himself.
Aerion’s head snapped up, his eyes wide. Did his father just believe him?
Before Aerion could ask, Maekar cleared his throat roughly, looking down at his laptop. "You have your books. You may return to your room to read."
Aerion nodded slowly, the magical moment breaking. He turned around, hoisting the books higher on his chest, and began to walk toward the double doors.
He was halfway across the Persian rug when Maekar spoke again.
"However."
Aerion stopped, looking back over his shoulder.
Maekar wasn't looking at him. He was staring intensely at a spreadsheet on his screen, his jaw tight. "If you wish... you may sit in the wingback chair by the fire. The lighting in this room is superior for reading ancient text. If you find a fact you do not understand, or a piece of High Valyrian you cannot translate, I can... explain it to you."
Aerion stared at his father, utterly gobsmacked. Maekar Targaryen never invited anyone into his study while he was working. It was his inner sanctum, a place of absolute, solitary focus.
"I..." Aerion swallowed hard, a genuine smile breaking across his face. "I'd really like that, Dad. Thank you."
Aerion hurried over to the oversized leather wingback chair situated near the crackling fireplace. He climbed up into it, pulling his legs up under himself, and rested the red velvet compendium on his knees.
For the next hour and a half, the study was a haven of quiet, incredibly rare peace.
The only sounds were the soft popping of the firewood, the aggressive clicking of Maekar’s keyboard, and the rustle of thick parchment pages turning.
Every ten minutes or so, Aerion would pop his head up from the book, unable to contain his excitement.
"Dad," Aerion would pipe up, his voice hushed but eager. "Did you know that the dragons of Valyria didn't actually hoard gold? This book says they preferred to nest in volcanic rock because the heat helped incubate their eggs, and the gold was just a byproduct of the melted ore."
Maekar would pause his typing, looking over the rim of his reading glasses. "A common misconception born from fairy tales. Dragons had no use for currency. They were creatures of fire and blood, not commerce. Though, ironically, our family used them to secure entirely too much commerce."
Aerion would giggle, ducking back behind the book.
It was easy. It was safe. Aerion read out passages about the legendary Meraxes, and Maekar would fill in the blanks with obscure family trivia he had memorized as a boy. Maekar admitted, in a rare moment of vulnerability, that he had been obsessed with dragon lore when he was Aerion’s age, driving his own father mad with relentless questions.
For ninety minutes, they weren't a furious CEO and a delinquent son. They were just two Targaryens, bonding over the ghosts of their ancestors.
The peace was eventually shattered by the sharp click of the study doors opening.
Mrs. Vance stepped into the room, looking entirely sour. She was holding a squirming, unhappy Aegon on her hip.
"Excuse me, Mr. Targaryen," the nanny said sharply, her tone bordering on insubordinate. "It is eight-thirty. My contracted shift ended thirty minutes ago. Aegon is refusing his bottle and I am entirely off the clock."
Maekar sighed heavily, the warm, historic bubble bursting instantly. He took off his reading glasses, pinching the bridge of his nose. "Very well, Mrs. Vance. Hand him here. You are dismissed."
The nanny didn't hesitate. She marched over, practically shoving the baby into Maekar’s arms, before turning on her heel and marching out of the study.
Aegon immediately began to fuss, his small face scrunching up as he let out a loud, miserable wail, twisting in Maekar’s stiff, unpracticed grip.
"Hush, Aegon. Quiet now," Maekar muttered, bouncing the boy awkwardly on his knee, entirely failing to soothe him.
Aerion closed the velvet book, sliding off the leather chair. He walked over to his father's desk, looking at his screaming baby brother.
"Can I try?" Aerion asked softly.
Maekar looked relieved to surrender the squirming child. He handed Aegon over.
The moment Egg was in Aerion’s arms, the screaming dialed down to a wet, miserable hiccup. Aerion didn't hold him stiffly like a breakable object. He hoisted the boy onto his hip, bouncing him with a practiced, natural rhythm, and immediately puffed his cheeks out, crossing his violet eyes dramatically.
Egg blinked, staring at his older brother’s ridiculous face. A second later, a loud, watery giggle erupted from the toddler’s chest. He reached out with sticky fingers, slapping Aerion happily on the nose.
"Ba!" Egg demanded, entirely comforted.
Aerion laughed, sinking down onto the plush Persian rug in front of his father’s desk. He crossed his legs, letting Egg crawl around on the floor, using the thick spine of the Fire & Blood book as a makeshift ramp for a small wooden block he pulled from his pocket.
Maekar sat behind his desk, utterly silent, watching his second son.
He watched the gentle, infinite patience Aerion had with the baby. He watched the way Aerion’s silver hair caught the firelight, the way his violet eyes crinkled when he smiled. He looked at the boy who had supposedly terrorized an entire private academy, who had supposedly set a fire with malicious intent.
He is just a child, Maekar thought, a sudden ache settling deep in his chest. He is brilliant, and he is kind to his brother, and I threw him to the wolves because I was too busy reading a spreadsheet.
"It is nearly nine, Aerion," Maekar said softly, his voice devoid of its usual sharp edge. "It is time for bed. You have school in the morning."
Aerion paused, looking up from where he was building a tower of blocks with Egg. He didn't argue. He didn't whine. He simply nodded, carefully extracting his hair from Egg’s tight, chubby fist.
"Okay," Aerion said, standing up. He gathered the books, placing them carefully on the edge of his father's desk. "Thank you for the books, Dad. And for letting me read in here."
"You may return tomorrow evening, if you wish," Maekar offered, surprising them both. "To continue your research."
Aerion’s face lit up with a brilliant, blinding smile. "I'd love to. Goodnight, Dad. Goodnight, Eggy."
Aerion bent down, pressing a quick kiss to the top of the baby's silver head, before turning and practically skipping out of the study, entirely forgetting to hide his joy.
Maekar watched him go, the doors clicking shut.
He looked down at the floor. Aegon was sitting on the rug, staring at the closed doors, his lower lip already beginning to tremble, preparing to scream now that his brother had vanished.
"Right then," Maekar murmured, standing up from his desk and walking around to scoop the little one off the floor. "Just you and me, little dragon."
Maekar hoisted Egg onto his hip. He tried to mimic what Aerion had done. He puffed his cheeks out, crossing his eyes, and bounced the boy slightly.
Egg stared at him blankly. His violet eyes were wide, unblinking, and entirely unimpressed. Then, slowly, his face scrunched up, and he let out a loud, offended wail.
Maekar sighed, abandoning the funny faces. "I suppose I lack your brother's comedic timing."
He carried the screaming baby out of the study, turning off the lights, and walked up the staircase toward the nursery. The house was entirely silent, save for the echoing cries of his youngest son.
In the dimly lit nursery, Maekar went through the motions with a clumsy, determined focus. He drew the bathwater, testing the temperature meticulously with his elbow. He wrestled the unhappy boy out of his clothes and into the tub, managing to only get his own shirt sleeves half-soaked in the process.
Aegon fussed the entire time, slapping his hands against the water, clearly missing the swift, efficient routine of the nanny, or the warm, chaotic distraction of his brothers.
By the time Maekar had wrestled the boy into a fresh, warm onesie and prepared a warm bottle, he was exhausted. He sank into the plush rocking chair in the corner of the dark nursery, cradling the squirming baby against his chest.
Aegon was fighting sleep like a feral cat. He kicked his legs, batted the bottle away with his tiny fists, and wailed miserably into the dark room.
Maekar rested his head against the high back of the rocking chair, closing his eyes. He began to rock, a slow, steady, rhythmic motion.
He didn't know any modern lullabies. His own mother had died when he was incredibly young, and his nannies had been cold, unfeeling women who believed crying built character.
But as he sat in the dark, listening to his son cry, a fragment of memory drifted up from the deepest, most guarded vaults of his mind. It was a melody his grandfather used to hum in the echoing halls of their ancestral home on Dragonstone.
Maekar took a deep breath, the weight of the day pressing down on his chest.
He started with a low, resonant hum, his deep baritone vibrating through his chest, vibrating right into the small, frantic body pressed against him.
Aegon stopped screaming, his cries stuttering into a confused, watery hiccup.
Maekar opened his eyes, looking down at his son. Slowly, softly, he began to sing. The words were ancient, and incredibly beautiful, spoken in the rolling, guttural cadence of High Valyrian.
"Dārītsos, dārītsos, se zaldrīzes rēbagon..." (Little king, little king, the dragons walk...)
Maekar’s voice filled the dark nursery, a haunting, melodic sound entirely at odds with his corporate persona. He sang of fire and blood, of ancient skies and obsidian towers, weaving the magic of their ancestors into the quiet room.
Aegon’s tear-soaked eyelashes fluttered. He stared up at his father, utterly captivated by the deep, rumbling vibration in Maekar’s chest and the strange, beautiful words. Slowly, the toddler’s tense, fighting muscles relaxed. He turned his head, rooting for the bottle, and finally began to drink, his eyes drifting shut.
Maekar kept singing, keeping his voice a low, steady murmur until the bottle was empty and Aegon’s breathing evened out into the soft, rhythmic pattern of deep sleep.
He sat in the rocking chair for a long time, holding the sleeping baby, entirely unwilling to break the peace of the moment.
He thought about Aerion, sitting in the wingback chair, his eyes shining as he talked about dragons. He thought about the sudden, fierce protectiveness he had felt when he imagined his son in danger. He thought about the fact that for the first time in months, he hadn't screamed at a single one of his children today.
Maekar looked down at the tiny, silver-haired boy asleep in his arms.
It had been a chaotic, exhausting, entirely unprecedented day. But as he sat in the dark, the ancient Valyrian lullaby fading into the silence of the house, Maekar allowed himself a rare, fragile sliver of hope.
Maybe, just maybe, today was the start of him finally being a better father.
Notes:
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Chapter 7: Chapter Seven: Camouflage and Group Chats
Summary:
In which Aerion seeks fashion armor, Maekar accidentally parental-taxis his sons, and Kat launches a 30-email "No" into a billionaire's inbox.
Song recommendation for this chapter -
Kids – MGMT
Notes:
Used an Ai to make what Kat looks like. It didn't get her eyes right so had to settle for this
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
Tuesday morning arrived not with the suffocating dread that usually accompanied a school day, but with a sharp, frantic burst of panic.
Aerion stood in the center of his walk-in closet, staring at the perfectly organized rows of clothing, his heart hammering against his ribs. The closet was the size of a master bedroom in most normal houses, lined with custom mahogany shelving and glowing with soft, recessed lighting. It was a wardrobe fit for a prince. And that was precisely the problem.
Everything in it was entirely, devastatingly posh.
He moved down the row of hangers, his small hands aggressively pushing the fabrics aside. Cashmere sweaters in muted, sophisticated tones. Tailored trousers with razor-sharp creases. Crisp, monogrammed Oxford shirts. Navy blazers with the Targaryen crest embroidered in subtle black silk thread on the breast pocket. There were even two pairs of pristine equestrian breeches for his weekend riding lessons.
It was a wardrobe designed to project wealth, superiority, and untouchable aristocratic grace.
If he wore any of this to King’s Row Academy, he wouldn't just stand out—he would be actively painting a huge neon target on his own back. He remembered the hostile stares in the courtyard yesterday morning. He remembered the weight of his designer coat. He had only survived the day because Kat had taken one look at his stiff white polo shirt, recognized the danger, and had him find a beautifully faded, oversized tie-dye hoodie.
But Kat’s hoodie was currently sitting neatly folded in the bottom of his backpack. He couldn't wear it two days in a row without looking completely tragic. He needed his own camouflage.
"Useless," Aerion hissed, grabbing a three-hundred-pound silk-blend pullover and throwing it onto the plush carpet in frustration. "Absolutely useless."
He wanted to be comfortable. He wanted to look like Leo, in his faded band tees and scuffed jeans. He wanted to look like Benji, who wore an oversized sweatshirt that looked like it had survived a war. He wanted to blend in with the loud, weird, beautiful chaos of the yellow brick road.
He stood there in his silk pajamas, surrounded by discarded designer clothing, breathing heavily. He didn't know how to dress like a normal kid.
There was only one person in the entire Targaryen household who truly, fundamentally understood the strategic power of clothing.
Aerion didn't stop to think about the consequences. He turned on his heel, abandoning the mess on the floor, and sprinted out of his bedroom.
His bare feet slapped quietly against the polished hardwood floors as he ran down the long, echoing corridor toward the master wing of the estate. He skidded to a halt outside the towering double doors of his father’s suite.
Aerion raised his fist and knocked rapidly, three sharp taps.
"Enter," came the immediate, gravelly response.
Aerion pushed the door open and stepped into the suite. It smelled of rich espresso, expensive cologne, and crisp aftershave.
Maekar was standing in front of a gilded floor-length mirror, illuminated by the cold morning light streaming through the floor-to-ceiling windows. He was in the final stages of preparing for corporate warfare. He wore a flawlessly tailored, midnight-blue bespoke suit. He was currently adjusting the knot of a deep crimson silk tie, his violet eyes narrowed in focused, meticulous concentration. Every single hair on his head was perfectly in place. He looked terrifying, immaculate, and utterly untouchable.
Maekar caught Aerion’s reflection in the mirror. He paused, his hands dropping from his tie. His brow furrowed in genuine surprise. It was barely half past six in the morning. His boys rarely ventured into his suite, let alone before the household staff had served breakfast.
"Aerion," Maekar said, turning around slowly. "Is something wrong? Are you ill?"
Aerion stood in the doorway, his chest heaving slightly under his silk pajama top. "I have a disaster."
Maekar’s entire demeanor shifted. The corporate titan vanished, replaced instantly by the hyper-vigilant father who had spent the previous evening holding a crying baby and explaining dragon anatomy. His mind immediately jumped to the worst-case scenarios. "What kind of disaster? Has something happened?"
"A fashion disaster," Aerion blurted out, stepping fully into the room, his hands gesturing wildly.
Maekar froze. He stared at his ten-year-old son, utterly bewildered. He slowly blinked, processing the words. "A... fashion disaster."
"I have nothing to wear to school!" Aerion complained, the frantic anxiety bubbling over into a rush of words. "I checked my entire closet, Dad, and it's all useless!"
Maekar let out a slow, measured breath, pinching the bridge of his nose. For a fleeting second, the sheer absurdity of the situation made him want to laugh. "Aerion, you have a wardrobe that rivals European royalty. You have more clothing than you could possibly wear in a single calendar year. How can you possibly have nothing to wear?"
"Because it's all too posh!" Aerion argued, stepping closer, his violet eyes wide and desperate. "It's all cashmere and silk and tailored trousers! Dad, you don't understand what this school is like. Everyone wears comfortable things. They wear faded jeans and baggy shirts and hoodies. If I walk into King's Row wearing a bespoke sweater with our family crest on it, I'm going to look like an alien! I'll stand out. I don't want to stand out. I want to look normal."
Maekar stood entirely still, listening to the frantic, pleading tone in his son’s voice.
His initial instinct was to snap. To tell the boy that Targaryens did not dress like commoners, that they set the standard, they did not lower themselves to meet it. He was a fashion snob of the highest order. He believed that how a man dressed dictated how the world treated him, which was precisely why he ensured his sons were dressed in the highest echelon of juvenile fashion.
But as he looked at Aerion—at the genuine, mounting panic in the boy’s eyes—the events of the previous evening echoed loudly in his mind.
I threw him to the wolves, Maekar had realized while holding Aegon in the dark. I sent him to a hellhole to punish him. Aerion wasn't being defiant. He wasn't throwing a tantrum for the sake of it. He was asking his father for armor. He was asking for camouflage to survive the environment his father had forced him into. The realization that his impeccably curated, thousand-pound outfits would actually make his son a target at a rough inner-city school hit Maekar with the force of a physical blow.
Maekar looked at his expensive, gold-plated Rolex. It was six-forty. He had a breakfast meeting with the board of directors at seven-thirty. If he stopped to sort this out, he was going to be late. The CEO of Targaryen Enterprises was never, ever late.
Maekar looked back at his son.
"Show me," Maekar said, his voice dropping to a low, decisive rumble.
Aerion blinked, entirely shocked. "What?"
"Show me this disaster," Maekar repeated, unbuttoning his impeccably tailored suit jacket and tossing it carelessly over the back of a velvet armchair. He rolled his shoulders, loosening his crimson tie just a fraction. "Let us see if we can salvage something from the wreckage."
Aerion’s face lit up with an emotion so bright and overwhelming it practically illuminated the room. He didn't think about his manners. He didn't think about the strict boundaries his father usually enforced.
Aerion surged forward, throwing his arms around his father’s waist, burying his face into Maekar’s crisp dress shirt. "Thank you! Thank you, Dad!"
Maekar stiffened for a fraction of a second, the physical contact entirely foreign to his morning routine. But then, slowly, tentatively, he brought one large hand down to rest on the boy’s silver hair. He gave a single, awkward, but entirely genuine pat.
"Yes, well," Maekar cleared his throat roughly, gently detaching the boy. "Time is of the essence. Lead the way."
Aerion grabbed his father’s hand—another shocking breach of protocol that Maekar surprisingly allowed—and practically dragged the man out of the master suite and down the hall toward his own bedroom.
When Maekar stepped into Aerion’s walk-in closet, he surveyed the discarded clothing on the floor with a critical eye. He stepped over a crumpled silk shirt and walked to the hanging racks.
For the next ten minutes, the CEO of a multi-billion dollar conglomerate applied his ruthless, analytical corporate mind to the problem of outfitting a ten-year-old for public school.
"No," Maekar muttered, aggressively pushing a row of pastel button-downs aside. "Too formal. Too structured. No." He shoved a rack of expensive knitwear away. "Cashmere is a liability. It stains, and the weave is entirely too recognizable."
"See?" Aerion said, standing in the doorway in his pajamas, bouncing slightly on his heels. "It's all too nice!"
"We need pedestrian," Maekar murmured to himself, his violet eyes scanning the shelves. "We need average."
He finally zeroed in on a section of clothing purchased for the boys' summer retreats to the country estate—clothing meant for being outdoors, though still obscenely expensive.
Maekar pulled a pair of flat-front, beige cotton chinos from a hanger. They weren't denim, but they lacked the sharp creases of dress trousers. He tossed them onto the central island of the closet. Next, he dug into a drawer of 'play' clothes and extracted a completely plain, unbranded, navy blue cotton t-shirt.
"Put these on," Maekar instructed, pointing to the pile.
Aerion quickly stripped off his silk pajamas and pulled the clothes on. The t-shirt was soft and comfortable, lacking the stiff, suffocating collar of his previous uniform. The chinos were slightly loose, but they didn't scream 'billionaire heir' quite as loudly as his tailored slacks.
Maekar stood back, crossing his arms over his chest, his eyes narrowing as he evaluated the look.
"It lacks... texture," Maekar critiqued, rubbing his bearded chin. "It is plain, but perhaps too plain. You require a layer to obscure the fit of the garments."
He turned back to the closet, digging deep into the back of a winter storage shelf. He emerged holding a thick, slightly oversized, dark grey zip-up hoodie. It was made of high-end merino wool, but from a distance, it just looked like a standard, comfortable sweatshirt.
"Wear this over the shirt," Maekar commanded, tossing it to Aerion. "Leave it unzipped."
Aerion pulled the hoodie on. He looked at himself in the full-length mirror at the end of the closet. He didn't look like Leo in his band tees, and he certainly didn't look like Kat in her Care Bears hoodie, but he didn't look like a target anymore. He looked entirely, blessedly normal.
"It works," Aerion breathed, a massive smile spreading across his face. "It actually works. Thank you, Dad."
"You do know you look like a massive nerd, right?"
The dry, highly amused voice came from the bedroom doorway.
Maekar and Aerion both turned around. Daeron and Aemon were leaning against the doorframe, fully dressed in their pristine, tailored St. Jude’s uniforms. They looked like miniature corporate executives.
Daeron was smirking, looking Aerion up and down. "Beige chinos and a plain navy tee? You look like you're about to sell me a subscription to a tech magazine."
Aemon nodded solemnly in agreement. "It is a very... aggressively beige aesthetic."
Aerion’s smile faltered, a deep frown instantly replacing it. He looked down at his clothes, self-consciousness flooding back. "Do I really look like a nerd?"
"You look perfectly acceptable for the environment," Maekar snapped, shooting his older son a dark, warning glare that instantly wiped the smirks off their faces. He turned his attention back to Aerion, adjusting the collar of the boy's hoodie with surprisingly gentle hands. "This is the best we can do for today, Aerion. It provides the necessary camouflage. However, I concede that your wardrobe is severely lacking in appropriate... casual attire."
Maekar checked his Rolex again. It was seven-fifteen. He was officially going to be late. He didn't care.
"When I am finished at the office today," Maekar announced, his voice carrying the finality of a board resolution, "I will have Thomas bring you to the corporate tower. From there, we will go shopping. We will acquire whatever hideous, distressed denim and graphic apparel you require to blend in with your peers at this institution."
Daeron’s jaw practically hit the floor. "You're taking him shopping? Like... to a mall?"
Maekar Targaryen did not go to malls. He had tailors come to his office. He had personal shoppers deliver seasonal wardrobes directly to the estate. The idea of their aristocratic father walking through a crowded high-street shop looking for 'distressed denim' was entirely incomprehensible.
"I am rectifying a logistical error in his supply chain," Maekar corrected smoothly, refusing to acknowledge the absurdity of the situation. He looked at Aerion. "Does that sound acceptable?"
Aerion was beaming so hard his cheeks hurt. "Yes! Thank you, Dad!"
"Good," Maekar nodded briskly, entirely satisfied with the resolution. "Get your bag and your coat. It is time to leave."
Aerion hurried past his brothers, grabbing his leather backpack from the corner of his room.
As they walked down the grand staircase together, Maekar suddenly paused, glancing down at his son. "Have you had breakfast?"
Aerion stopped on the step, adjusting the straps of his bag. "Um. No?"
Maekar frowned, a flicker of genuine guilt crossing his features. In the chaos of the wardrobe crisis, he had completely forgotten the boy needed to eat. At St. Jude’s, breakfast was a highly regimented affair served in the dining hall.
"Does this public school offer a breakfast program?" Maekar asked, entirely unfamiliar with the concept.
Aerion shrugged. "I'm not sure. I didn't see one yesterday."
Maekar sighed, pulling his sleek smartphone from his pocket. "I will email Miss Hart. I am certain she will inform me of the school's nutritional logistics within the hour, given her propensity for communication." He pointed toward the ground floor. "Go to the kitchen. Have the staff prepare something immediately. You cannot focus on your studies if you are starving."
Aerion nodded, skipping down the remaining stairs. "Okay."
Daeron and Aemon, who had followed them down, were lingering by the front doors, waiting for their own driver to take them to St. Jude’s.
"Bye, Aer," Daeron called out, offering a small wave. "Try not to get too much beige on anyone."
"Shut up," Aerion shot back, though there was no real heat in it.
Maekar walked past the boys, grabbing his tailored suit jacket from the coat rack by the door. He slipped it on, adjusting his cuffs.
"Come along," Maekar instructed, looking at Daeron and Aemon.
Daeron blinked, entirely confused. "Our driver is waiting outside, Dad."
"I am aware," Maekar said smoothly, pulling open the heavy mahogany doors. "I will take you in my own vehicle. I am seeing you to school this morning."
Daeron and Aemon shared a wild, deeply alarmed 'wtf' look. Their father never dropped them off. He was usually gone before they even woke up, or he was locked in his study reviewing global markets. The sudden burst of active, involved parenting was giving them both emotional whiplash.
But they knew better than to argue. The two boys quickly grabbed their bags and scurried out the door, Maekar trailing behind them like a impeccably dressed shadow.
Aerion watched them leave, a warm, bright feeling settling deep in his chest. Things were changing. It was slow, and it was slightly awkward, but the impenetrable ice of the Targaryen household was finally starting to crack.
He turned and walked down the long, polished hallway toward the state-of-the-art kitchen.
The room smelled of fresh coffee and toasted brioche. Mrs. Vance, was sitting at the marble island, a deep, sour scowl etched onto her face. In a highchair next to her sat Aegon. The baby was covered in a sticky, chaotic mess of mushed-up fruit and oatmeal porridge, entirely refusing to open his mouth for the plastic spoon Mrs. Vance was aggressively trying to push past his lips.
"Open your mouth, Aegon," she snapped, her patience clearly wearing dangerously thin. "I do not have all morning for this nonsense."
Aegon clamped his lips tightly shut, shaking his silver head stubbornly, sending a rogue glob of porridge flying onto the pristine marble counter.
Aerion dropped his backpack onto a nearby stool. "I can do it."
Mrs. Vance turned, glaring at the ten-year-old. She took in the plain navy t-shirt and the beige chinos, her lip curling in a sneer of pure distaste. "You look incredibly unkempt, Aerion. Does your father know you are wandering around looking like a street urchin?"
"My dad picked it out," Aerion replied smoothly, relishing the look of absolute shock that crossed the woman's face. He walked over, plucking the plastic spoon from her rigid grip. "He told me to come get breakfast. You can go take a break."
Mrs. Vance looked as though she wanted to argue, but the mention of Maekar’s direct involvement silenced her. She scoffed, grabbing her mug of coffee, and marched out of the kitchen without another word.
Aerion pulled a stool up next to the highchair. He grabbed a bowl of fresh fruit and a spoon for himself, settling in next to his baby brother.
"Alright, Eggy," Aerion smiled, scooping up a tiny portion of the mushed fruit. He didn't force it. He simply held it near the baby’s mouth and made a soft, exaggerated airplane noise.
Aegon immediately giggled, opening his mouth wide and happily accepting the food.
For the next ten minutes, Aerion masterfully juggled eating his own breakfast and feeding his little brother. The kitchen was quiet, safe, and entirely devoid of the usual tension.
Aerion leaned closer to the highchair, his voice dropping into a soft, conspiratorial whisper. Aegon couldn't talk, which made him the absolute perfect confidant. He couldn't spill Aerion’s secrets to their father.
"I lied to Daeron," Aerion whispered, wiping a smudge of porridge off Egg’s chin with a napkin. "The new school isn't horrible at all. It's brilliant. I love it."
Aegon babbled happily, slapping his sticky hands against the tray of the highchair.
"There's this yellow brick road," Aerion continued, his eyes shining as he recounted the true events of his day. "And my art teacher, Kat, she wears these amazing, bright clothes, and she actually listens to me. I made friends. Leo, and Sal, and Benji. We played football in the yard. And Egg... I played the drums. Real drums. They were so loud, and it was so much fun."
Aegon let out a loud, delighted squeal, as if he entirely understood the magnitude of his older brother's joy.
"I know," Aerion grinned, feeding the baby another spoonful of fruit. "Dad’s going to take me shopping today to buy normal clothes. I think... I think I'm going to ask for some band shirts. Or maybe a hoodie with dragons on it."
When the bowls were finally empty, Aerion grabbed a damp cloth and expertly wiped the sticky mess from Aegon’s face and hands. He leaned in, pressing a loud, exaggerated kiss to the baby’s chubby cheek, making his brother shriek with laughter.
"Be good for the harpy," Aerion whispered, offering a small wave before grabbing his backpack and his coat.
He jogged out to the front driveway. The sleek black town car was idling by the steps, Thomas waiting patiently behind the wheel.
Aerion slid into the back seat, pulling the door shut. "Morning, Thomas."
"Good morning, Master Aerion," Thomas smiled, glancing at the boy in the rearview mirror. He took in the plain clothes and the bright, unburdened expression. "You look well-rested. And comfortably dressed."
"Dad picked it out," Aerion beamed, strapping himself in. "He's taking me shopping after work."
Thomas’s eyebrows shot up toward his hairline. The idea of Maekar Targaryen navigating a high-street clothing store was almost as shocking as the concept of Aerion enjoying public school. "Is he now? Well. Wonders never cease."
The drive through the city was infinitely more pleasant than the silent journey of the previous morning. Aerion didn't stare out the window in silent dread. He leaned forward, talking Thomas’s ear off about his hopes for the day.
"I have double history this morning," Aerion babbled enthusiastically. "Leo is in that class. And then I have art right before lunch. Kat said she was going to email Dad about getting my dragon back for the homework project, and it actually worked! He was sitting on my bed when I got home!"
"I am very glad to hear it, sir," Thomas chuckled, navigating the morning traffic with practiced ease.
"I just hope Kat likes the dragon," Aerion continued, twisting the straps of his bag nervously. "She collects these really cool gothic plushies, so mine might look a bit boring compared to a three-headed dog, but he's mine."
"I am sure she will be appropriately impressed," Thomas assured him.
As they approached the dull, grey concrete block of King’s Row Academy, Thomas didn't pull up to the chaotic, crowded front gates. Instead, following the incredibly specific, fast-paced instructions the tiny art teacher had given him yesterday, he navigated the car down a narrow side street and pulled into the staff parking lot at the side of the building.
The lot was mostly filled with sensible, battered hatchbacks and practical sedans, but sitting proudly in the corner spot was the pristine, vintage black Bentley Continental.
Aerion smiled as he saw it. She was already here.
Thomas put the car in park near the reinforced metal fire door. He turned around in his seat, offering Aerion a warm, supportive look. "Have a brilliant day, Master Aerion. And remember..."
"Hide the joy," Aerion finished, offering a conspiratorial wink. "I know. See you this afternoon, Thomas!"
Aerion grabbed his bag and scrambled out of the car, slamming the door shut behind him. He didn't shuffle. He didn't keep his head down. He practically jogged across the asphalt toward the metal fire door, raising his hand and knocking three sharp times against the cold steel.
Ten seconds later, the deadbolt clicked, and the door swung open.
A wave of warm air, lavender incense, and the rapid-fire beat of an Eminem track washed over him instantly. The iconic, aggressive lyrics of "Without Me" were blasting from the Bluetooth speaker on Kat's desk, filling the room with a chaotic, unapologetic morning energy.
"Look who survived to see day two!" Kat’s bright, loud voice cut through the music.
Aerion stepped inside, pulling the metal door shut behind him, sealing himself inside the sanctuary of the art wing.
He dropped his bag on the floor and looked up.
Kat was standing in the middle of the room, completely ignoring the fact that she was a professional educator. She was actively, aggressively dancing to the music alongside three older students—Leo, and two other girl with heavily winged eyeliner Aerion didn't know. They were laughing hysterically, entirely off-beat, completely unbothered by the early hour.
Aerion’s eyes went wide as he took in his teacher's outfit.
If yesterday’s Care Bears hoodie had been chaotic, today’s ensemble was a masterpiece of unhinged bohemian madness.
Kat was wearing a pair of light-wash, vintage denim overalls. But they weren't plain. They were covered from the knees to the bib in massive, hand-painted and stitched patches of bright, cartoonish flowers, smiling suns, purple hearts, and a vibrant rainbow near the cuff.
Underneath the overalls, she wore a thick, knitted sweater that was an explosion of pastel colors—soft pinks, sunny yellows, and baby blues bleeding into each other like a melted sorbet. Dotted randomly across the sleeves of the sweater were tiny, 3D fabric flowers in matching pastel shades.
Pinned casually to the bib of her overalls was a pair of bright pink, retro sunglasses. Her vibrant, fiery red hair was styled up into her signature messy space buns, but today, they were adorned with a crown of small, delicate pink fabric blossoms woven directly into the curls.
To complete the look, resting on the desk behind her was a tiny, wildly impractical pale pink handbag with a massive white flower on the front, the words LOVE LOVE embossed across the bottom in gold lettering.
She looked like a chaotic, punk-rock fairy who had raided a 1990s children's television wardrobe. It was spectacular.
"Morning, Aerion!" Leo shouted over the music, breathless from laughing. "Nice threads, mate! Very low-key!"
"Thanks," Aerion yelled back, feeling a rush of genuine warmth at the compliment. The beige chinos had done their job.
Kat spun around, striking a dramatic, completely ridiculous pose as the Eminem song hit the chorus. She bounded over to him, her platform sneakers thudding against the linoleum.
"Right on time, Duck," Kat beamed, reaching out to give his shoulder a friendly shake. "I got an email from your dad this morning at an ungodly hour asking about breakfast clubs. I assume you ate before you left?"
"Yeah, I fed my baby brother," Aerion smiled, looking up at her.
As he looked up, the morning light streaming through the large windows caught Kat’s face perfectly.
Aerion’s smile completely vanished. His breath hitched in his throat, and his entire brain short-circuited.
He stared at her. He blinked, hard, and stared again.
Her eyes, which yesterday had been a warm, striking shade of emerald green... were yellow.
They weren't just a light brown or hazel. They were bright, piercing, unnatural shade of vibrant, acidic yellow. They looked exactly like the eyes of the predatory raptors he had read about in his encyclopedias. They looked like the eyes of a dragon.
Aerion’s heart did a violent backflip in his chest. His ten-year-old imagination, heavily fueled by ancient family lore and a profound lack of understanding regarding modern cosmetic accessories, immediately jumped to the most logical conclusion.
What the fuck, Aerion thought, his eyes wide as saucers, completely paralyzed.
He didn't know about colored contact lenses. He didn't know that alternative fashion extended to entirely changing the color of one's irises just for fun. He only knew what he saw.
He saw a tiny, impossibly strong woman who drove a vintage luxury car, who fought billionaires without flinching, and who apparently possessed the ability to change her eye color overnight to match a mythical beast.
Kat saw the look of pure shock on his face. She tilted her head, the flower clips in her hair bobbing slightly.
"You alright, chuck?" Kat asked, her yellow eyes crinkling with amusement. "You look like you've just seen a ghost."
Aerion swallowed the lump of terror and awe in his throat. He looked at the pastel sweater, the flower overalls, and the incredibly sharp, predatory eyes.
"Your eyes," Aerion whispered, his voice trembling slightly. "They're... they're yellow."
Kat blinked, and then she let out a loud, ringing laugh, completely misunderstanding his panic. "Oh, these! Yeah, they're new. Do you like them? I ordered them online last week. Thought they matched the whole 'chaotic sunshine' vibe of the dungarees."
Aerion stared at her, entirely unconvinced. Ordered them online. Right. Because people just casually ordered new eyeballs on the internet.
He nodded very slowly, taking a tiny step back. "They're... they're very bright."
"Aren't they?" Kat grinned, utterly oblivious to his internal crisis. She spun back around to face the older students, clapping her hands over the fading beat of the Eminem track. "Right, you lot! Music off! Get to your form seats! The klaxon is going to ring in exactly two minutes and I need to do the register before Jackson starts complaining about my punctuality again!"
The students groaned, moving to turn the speaker down and shuffle toward their respective desks.
Aerion stayed frozen by the back door, watching Kat walk away, her pastel sweater bright against the dull classroom walls. He reached into his backpack, his fingers brushing against the soft, worn fabric of his plush dragon, seeking comfort.
He had thought she was just an eccentric, wonderful teacher.
But as he watched her turn around, those bright, unnatural yellow eyes catching the light, Aerion Targaryen felt a thrilling shiver run down his spine.
She's a witch, he thought with absolute, unwavering conviction. Or a dragon. Or both.
And honestly, as he walked toward his desk, feeling safer than he had ever felt in his entire life, Aerion decided he didn't care which one she was. As long as she was on his side.
The metal door of the art classroom continued to swing open and shut with rhythmic, squeaking thuds as the rest of the form class began to filter in from the chilly morning courtyard.
Aerion sat rigidly at his desk, his hands buried deep in the front pocket of his grey hoodie, his violet eyes still wide and fixed on Kat. He couldn't shake the sheer, visceral shock of those vibrant, predatory yellow eyes. He was ten years old, raised on ancient family lore of blood magic and dragons, and his brain was currently doing Olympic-level gymnastics trying to rationalize what he was looking at.
The older students, however, did not seem to share his existential crisis. They merely dropped their canvas bags onto the floor, dragging their stools around to form chaotic little circles of gossip, entirely unbothered by their teacher's sudden ocular transformation.
"Morning, Kat," a tall girl with braided hair called out, tossing her planner onto the desk. She paused, leaning closer. "Whoa. The eyes are sick today, miss."
Kat grinned, leaning against the edge of her desk and crossing her denim-clad, patch-covered legs. "Aren't they? Ordered them last week. Thought they gave off a proper 'unhinged sunshine' vibe."
"They're mint," another boy chimed in, dropping onto a beanbag. "You haven't worn the yellow ones since that Halloween party two years ago, have you? The ones that made you look like a werewolf?"
"Different brand," Kat corrected, tapping the side of her eye carefully with a brightly painted fingernail. "Those old ones scratched my corneas to ribbons. These are much softer."
Aerion sat perfectly still, his mouth falling open slightly. Wore them. A sudden, warm weight dropped onto the chair next to him. Leo had ambled over, looking half-asleep, clutching a crumpled energy drink can. He caught Aerion staring at Kat with an expression of bewilderment.
Leo let out a loud, highly amused snort, bumping his shoulder against Aerion’s.
"You alright there, Targaryen?" Leo laughed, his voice raspy from sleep. "You look like you're waiting for her to turn into a bat and fly out the window."
Aerion blinked, his cheeks flushing a sudden, embarrassed crimson. He ducked his head, his silver hair falling forward to shield his eyes. "I just... her eyes. They were green yesterday. Now they're yellow. Like a reptile."
Leo chuckled, taking a long sip of his energy drink. "Yeah, she wears colored contacts. Has a whole collection of them in her desk drawer. Red, purple, cat-eyes, white-outs. She wears them instead of her normal prescription glasses most days. Though, if she’s having a 'bad eye day'—like if the pollen is high or she's been staring at her computer too long—she'll wear her actual glasses. They're these thick black frames. Makes her look like a hipster owl."
Aerion let out a slow, stuttering breath. Contacts. Not blood magic. Not a mythical creature. Just... plastic lenses you put over your actual eyes to change the color. He had heard of contact lenses, of course, but the ones his father's executives wore were clear, entirely invisible corrections for poor eyesight. He had no idea people just changed their eye color for fun, like putting on a different sweater.
"Oh," Aerion murmured, feeling simultaneously incredibly relieved and ridiculously stupid.
"You'll get used to her weird fashion," Leo grinned, kicking his feet up onto the rung of Aerion’s stool. "Half the time she looks like she robbed a vintage thrift store in the dark. But it works for her. Nobody else could pull off flower dungarees and werewolf eyes at nine in the morning."
Aerion looked back at Kat. She was laughing loudly at something Benji had said, her bright yellow eyes crinkling at the corners, the pink flower clips in her messy red space buns bobbing with the movement. Leo was right. It was weird, it was chaotic, but it was entirely, unapologetically her.
"Right, settle down, gremlins!" Kat suddenly clapped her hands together, the sharp sound cutting through the morning chatter. "Register time! Let's see who managed to drag themselves out of bed today."
The class volume dipped to a manageable hum as Kat hopped up onto her desk, pulling her laptop toward her. She began calling out names in a rapid, rhythmic cadence, entirely ignoring the fact that half the students were actively applying lip gloss or finishing last night's math homework on their knees.
"Alvez?"
"Here, miss."
"Barker?"
"Present, K."
"Davies?"
"Barely, miss."
Kat went through the list, her yellow eyes scanning the room, mentally checking off the faces of her chaotic brood. When she finished, she hit 'save' on the portal with a dramatic flourish.
"Brilliant. Nobody's truanting yet. Give it till third period," Kat joked, sliding the laptop closed.
Just as the words left her mouth, the loud, grating klaxon of the school bell blared through the building, signaling the start of the first academic block.
The reaction was immediate. A collective, groaning sigh rippled through the room. Backpacks were hoisted, chairs scraped violently against the linoleum, and the mass exodus toward the door began.
"Alright, off you go, monsters," Kat called out cheerfully, standing by her desk and offering waves and quick high-fives as the students shuffled past. "Learn something! Be decent humans!"
Aerion stood up, adjusting the sleeves of his hoodie. He grabbed his leather backpack, waiting for Leo to finish crushing his empty energy drink can and toss it into the recycling bin.
As they turned to head toward the door, Aerion paused, his violet eyes scanning the room.
The classroom hadn't completely emptied. Over in the far corner, near the overgrown pothos plants and the painted bookshelves, five students had lingered behind. They weren't packing their bags. They weren't moving toward the door.
Aerion recognized the boy from yesterday—the one who had slept through first period with earplugs—along with four others who looked equally exhausted, bruised, or simply emotionally checked out.
Kat noticed them too. She stopped waving at the departing crowd and turned toward the back corner. She didn't look angry. She didn't march over and demand they get to their assigned classes.
"You lot staying, then?" Kat asked, her voice dropping its boisterous volume, softening into something quiet and incredibly gentle.
The five students didn't say a word. A few of them gave tiny, miserable nods. One girl, clutching a worn cardigan around her shoulders, simply walked over to a blue beanbag and curled into a tight ball, pulling the hood of her sweatshirt over her face.
"Right. No worries," Kat murmured, offering a soft, empathetic nod. She walked over to her desk, reaching for her computer to email their respective teachers and excuse their absences.
As she typed, Aerion heard her mumble under her breath, a wry, affectionate sigh escaping her lips.
"I swear to God, I feel like a bloody bed and breakfast some days," Kat muttered to herself, clicking the mouse. "Hart's B&B. Continental breakfast is just stale digestives and emotional support."
Aerion stood near the door, his heart aching slightly. At his old school, if you were tired, you were lazy. If you were sad, you were a distraction. But Kat’s classroom was a sanctuary. It was a hospital wing for kids whose injuries weren't physical.
Kat finished typing her emails and closed the laptop. She didn't try to engage the resting students in conversation. She knew they just needed silence and safety. She reached over to her Bluetooth speaker, turning the volume down low, and switched the playlist from Eminem to a soft, ambient, instrumental acoustic track.
With the atmosphere in the room perfectly set, Kat walked over to the back window, pushing the glass pane open. She hopped up onto the sill, sitting half-in and half-out of the building, and pulled a hand-rolled cigarette from her pocket, lighting it with a soft snick of her lighter.
She caught Aerion staring at her from the doorway. She offered him a tiny, reassuring smile and a slow wave of her hand, shooing him off to class.
"Come on, Targaryen," Leo said, grabbing the back of Aerion’s hoodie and pulling him gently out into the hallway. "Leave the hospital ward to Kat. We've got history."
Aerion let himself be led out, the wooden door swinging shut behind them, cutting off the soft acoustic music and the smell of lavender and smoke.
"Does she do that every day?" Aerion asked quietly as they joined the rushing stream of students in the yellow-painted corridor. "Just let people sleep?"
"Pretty much," Leo shrugged, adjusting his backpack straps. "If you're having a shit day, Kat's room is the safe zone. The administration hates it, obviously. They say she encourages skipping. But Mr. Jackson knows that if Kat doesn't let them sleep on those beanbags, half those kids would just walk out the front gates and get into actual trouble on the streets. It's damage control."
Aerion nodded slowly, absorbing the reality of the school. It was a chaotic ecosystem held together by the sheer force of one woman's empathy.
They pushed through the double doors, leaving the bright yellow brick road behind, and plunged into the dull, beige maze of the main school.
The walk to the history classroom was thankfully shorter than the trek to science. They stopped outside a room with peeling brown paint on the door frame, labeled H4 - Mr. Abernathy.
"Prepare yourself, mate," Leo groaned, resting his forehead against the closed door for a second. "This is genuinely the most agonizing hour of the week."
Aerion frowned. "Why? History is my favorite subject."
"Not when Abernathy teaches it, it isn't," Benji chimed in, appearing out of the crowd to stand beside them. He clicked his pen nervously. "The man is practically a fossil. I don't think he's looked up from his textbook since 1988."
Leo pushed the door open, and the three boys filed inside.
The classroom was the exact opposite of Kat’s vibrant, life-filled sanctuary. It was oppressively dull. The walls were painted a sickly, institutional beige, devoid of any posters or student work. The blinds were drawn halfway down, casting the room in a murky, dusty gloom. It smelled heavily of old paper, stale coffee, and utter apathy.
Sitting behind a wooden desk at the front of the room was an older man with thinning grey hair, wearing a tweed jacket with leather elbow patches. He looked exactly like the stereotypical, exhausted academic who had entirely given up on his passion decades ago.
Aerion followed Leo to a row of desks near the back, sliding into a hard plastic chair. He pulled his blank planner and a pen from his bag, setting them neatly on the desk, waiting for the lesson to begin. At St. Jude’s, history was taught with fierce, demanding interrogations. You were expected to know dates, dynasties, and battle tactics, and you were grilled relentlessly until you recited them perfectly.
The bell rang, signaling the official start of the period.
Mr. Abernathy didn't stand up. He didn't write an objective on the board. He simply opened a battered textbook on his desk, adjusted his reading glasses, and began to speak.
"Turn to page two-hundred and fourteen," Mr. Abernathy droned, his voice a flat, monotonous hum that entirely lacked inflection or enthusiasm. "The Industrial Revolution. The expansion of the textile industry in northern England..."
Aerion opened his textbook, finding the page. He waited for the teacher to elaborate, to draw a connection to modern economics, to ask a probing question.
Nothing happened. Mr. Abernathy just kept reading straight from the book, word for word, in a voice so incredibly dull it made Aerion’s eyelids feel heavy within three minutes.
Aerion looked around the room.
Nobody was paying attention. It wasn't a malicious rebellion; it was just a collective, accepted state of apathy. The teacher was acting as if the students weren't even in the room, and the students were returning the favor.
A boy in the front row had his head down on his desk, actively snoring. Two girls near the window were passing a folded note back and forth.
Aerion looked to his left. Leo was sitting slouched low in his chair, his textbook open but entirely ignored. Leo had his hands resting in his lap, hidden beneath the edge of the desk, and the faint, unmistakable glow of a smartphone screen was illuminating his faded t-shirt.
Aerion’s eyes widened. He stared at Leo, entirely scandalized.
Using a phone in class at St. Jude’s was an unforgivable sin. If caught, the phone was confiscated immediately, securely locked in the Headmaster’s safe, and parents were required to come to the school in person to retrieve it. Aerion had seen boys reduced to tears over a confiscated phone.
But here, Leo was blatantly tapping away on his screen, occasionally suppressing a silent chuckle, entirely unconcerned about being caught.
Aerion looked up at Mr. Abernathy. The man hadn't looked up from his textbook once. He was just droning on about the spinning jenny and the power loom, utterly oblivious to the silent rebellion happening in his classroom.
Aerion felt a sudden, dangerous thrill of rebellion spark in his own chest.
He looked down at his grey hoodie. Deep in the front pocket rested his own sleek smartphone. His father heavily monitored his screen time at home, restricting his internet access to academic sites and pre-approved news outlets. The phone was a tool, not a toy.
But right now, sitting in the dusty, agonizingly boring gloom of Mr. Abernathy’s classroom, Aerion wanted to be part of the secret world his friends were engaging in.
Slowly, carefully, Aerion reached into his pocket. His heart hammered against his ribs, convinced that the moment the glass screen cleared the fabric of his hoodie, the teacher would snap his book shut and scream at him.
He pulled the phone out, resting it flat on his thigh, hidden beneath the desk just like Leo’s.
Nothing happened. Mr. Abernathy droned on about the steam engine.
Aerion let out a quiet, shaky breath. He unlocked his screen, turning the brightness all the way down so it wouldn't cast a glare. He didn't have any games installed, and he didn't have social media accounts—his father strictly forbade them.
He was just staring blankly at his home screen when his phone suddenly buzzed with a sharp, vibrating bzzzt against his leg.
Aerion jumped slightly, nearly dropping the expensive device. He looked at the screen.
It was a text message from a number he didn't recognize.
UNKNOWN: u bored yet Targaryen?
Aerion blinked, looking to his left. Leo was smirking at him, his thumbs flying rapidly across his own screen.
Aerion quickly saved the number as 'Leo' and typed back, his thumbs clumsy as he tried to text without looking at the keyboard.
AERION: Yes. This is terrible. How does he not look up?
LEO: abernathy gave up on life in 2012 mate. just nod if he makes eye contact. hold on adding u to the chat.
A second later, Aerion’s phone vibrated again, a notification popping up that he had been added to a group chat titled: KAT’S GREMLINS 👹🎨
The chat immediately exploded with notifications.
SAL: Omfg who added the posh boy?
BENJI: leo did u steal his number from the form sheet?
LEO: nah ruby gave it to me this morning. she said he was a massive swot but cool.
AERION: I am not a swot. Aerion typed the message with a irrepressible grin spreading across his face. He was in a group chat. He was actually texting his friends during a lesson. The rush of breaking the rules, combined with the pure joy of inclusion, was intoxicating.
SAL: whatever u say posh boy. anyway save my number. it's sal.
BENJI: and benji.
Aerion quickly saved the contacts, feeling a surge of warmth in his chest.
For the next forty-five minutes, Aerion barely heard a single word about the Industrial Revolution. Mr. Abernathy’s droning voice simply faded into white noise, becoming the background soundtrack to the most entertaining hour of Aerion’s life.
The group chat was a chaotic, rapid-fire stream of consciousness. They complained about the lesson, debated the worst lunches the cafeteria had ever served, and shared links to their various social media accounts.
LEO: u got tiktok aerion?
AERION: No. My dad says it rots the brain.
BENJI: ur dad sounds like a right laugh at parties mate.
SAL: tragic. here u can just watch the links we send through the browser.
Sal sent a link. Aerion clicked it, holding his phone low and angling the screen so Mr. Abernathy couldn't see the movement.
The video loaded. It was a TikTok posted by Sal. The caption read: POV: u ask Kat to do the renegade.
Aerion watched the silent video, his eyes widening. It was filmed in the art classroom, right in front of the painted sun mural. Kat was standing in the center of the frame, wearing a ridiculously oversized vintage band t-shirt and combat boots.
Sal and another girl were standing next to her, flawlessly executing a complex, fast-paced viral dance routine.
Kat, on the other hand, was an unmitigated disaster.
She was trying to follow their movements, but she was entirely off-beat, her arms flailing wildly as she attempted the sharp, synchronized gestures. She hit the 'woah' with so much aggressive enthusiasm that she nearly lost her balance and tipped over. The video ended with Kat bursting into hysterical laughter, throwing her hands over her face while the students cheered her on.
Aerion had to clamp a hand over his mouth to muffle the loud snort of laughter that tried to escape his throat.
AERION: She is terrible at that.
SAL: absolutely horrific. but she tries her best bless her.
LEO: watch this one. we made her do the grimace shake trend.
Leo sent another link. Aerion clicked it eagerly.
This one was filmed out in the rose garden. Kat was sitting on a planter box, holding a violently purple milkshake from a fast-food chain. She took a sip, looked directly into the camera with a perfectly deadpan expression, and said, "Delicious."
The video instantly cut to a shot of Kat lying face-down in the artificial turf, her limbs splayed out in bizarre angles, the purple milkshake splattered dramatically across the grass and over the side of her face like a crime scene, while the Golden Girls chickens casually pecked at the spilled liquid around her head.
Aerion was shaking with silent laughter. His shoulders heaved, his face turning red from the effort of suppressing the sound. Tears of mirth pricked at the corners of his eyes.
He watched video after video. Kat letting the students attempt to do her makeup blindfolded, resulting in a horrific, clown-like application of bright blue eyeshadow that she wore for the rest of the day. Kat aggressively lip-syncing to an angry Paramore song while furiously scrubbing paint off a desk. Kat dramatically falling to her knees and screaming in mock-agony when someone accidentally dropped a brand-new, unopened tub of expensive glitter onto the floor.
As Aerion watched the short clips, scrolling through the endless stream of joy, chaos, and silliness, the unshakeable realization hit him again.
This wasn't just a teacher. She was a fixture in their lives. She was the weird, loud, fiercely protective older sister they all desperately needed. She didn't demand respect through fear, like the teachers at St. Jude's. She earned their respect by making a complete fool of herself, by letting them laugh at her, by showing them that adults could be flawed, messy, and entirely human.
Aerion felt a deep, powerful ache in his chest. He had never had an adult in his life act like this. His nannies were cold disciplinarians. His father was a mountain of ice and corporate expectation. Even his Uncle Baelor, as warm as he could be, was still a terrifying figure of perfection.
But Kat... Kat was just Kat.
"Targaryen."
Aerion jolted, his heart leaping into his throat. He immediately scrambled to lock his phone and shove it deep into the pocket of his hoodie, his head snapping up, terrified that Mr. Abernathy had finally noticed the rebellion.
But Mr. Abernathy was still staring blankly at his textbook, droning on about child labor laws in coal mines.
Aerion looked to his left. Leo was leaning over, tapping his desk.
"You're going to give yourself an aneurysm trying not to laugh, mate," Leo whispered, grinning widely. "Breathe."
Aerion let out a shaky exhale, a wide smile breaking across his face. "I can't help it. The milkshake video is too funny."
"Wait till I show you the one where she tried to skateboard down the yellow brick road," Benji whispered from the row behind them, kicking Aerion’s chair lightly. "Absolutely wiped out. Sent a bin flying across the hall."
For the final fifteen minutes of the lesson, the group chat fell silent, but the camaraderie remained. When Mr. Abernathy finally, mercifully wrote a few key dates on the chalkboard, Aerion dutifully copied them down into his notebook, his handwriting significantly less neat than usual due to his lingering amusement.
He didn't care about the Industrial Revolution. He didn't care about the textile industry. He was too busy reveling in the fact that he was sitting in a dusty public school classroom, wearing plain clothes, texting his friends.
When the loud, grating buzzer finally rang out, signaling the end of the period and the start of morning break, the collective sigh of relief in the room was palpable.
Mr. Abernathy simply closed his textbook without a word, turning to erase the chalkboard as the students instantly scrambled to pack their bags.
"Right, let's get out of here before the dust settles permanently in my lungs," Sal complained, hoisting her bag over her shoulder.
Aerion packed his notebook away, his movements swift and eager. He stood up, joining Leo, Sal, and Benji as they shuffled toward the wooden door.
As they stepped out into the chaotic, noisy hallway, the sheer volume of the school washed over them. Students were shouting, doors were slamming, and the air was thick with the scent of cheap body spray and stale snacks.
Leo pulled a tangled pair of cheap, wired earbuds from his pocket. He plugged the jack into his phone, untangling the wires with practiced ease. He popped one earbud into his right ear.
He didn't ask. He didn't make a big deal out of it. He simply handed the left earbud to Aerion as they walked.
Aerion stared at the small piece of white plastic, his heart doing a strange, warm flutter. Sharing headphones was an incredibly casual, intimate gesture of friendship. It meant inclusion. It meant he was part of the group.
He reached out, taking the earbud and pressing it into his ear.
The pulsing bass of an aggressive, fast-paced rap song instantly flooded his hearing, drowning out the noise of the crowded hallway.
Aerion didn't know the song. He didn't know the artist. He had never listened to anything other than classical music and the approved, sanitized pop tracks his father allowed on the estate radios.
But as he walked down the beige, scuff-marked corridor, sharing a wired headphone with a boy he had met twenty-four hours ago, his silver hair hidden beneath the hood of his hoodie, the music sounded absolutely perfect.
"Come on," Leo shouted over the music, bumping his shoulder against Aerion’s. "Let's go see if the Golden Girls have laid any eggs."
Aerion grinned, matching Leo’s stride.
While Aerion was learning the fine art of texting under a desk in History class, Kat was currently engaged in her own form of highly calculated rebellion.
She was sitting cross-legged on her paint-splattered desk, entirely ignoring the five exhausted students napping peacefully on the beanbags in the corner. Her laptop was resting on her knees, and she was typing with a chaotic, furious speed.
Kat had received Maekar Targaryen’s email regarding the breakfast club at crack of dawn. It had been brief, cold, and dripping with entitlement. He had demanded to know the "nutritional logistics" of the school, phrasing it as if King’s Row were a corporate catering service that had failed to meet his standards.
Kat had immediately diagnosed the tone for exactly what it was: the sharp, defensive posturing of a deeply guilty parent who had forgotten to feed his own kid.
She cracked her knuckles, a wicked, razor-sharp grin spreading across her face. Alright then, Mr. Targaryen, she thought, her yellow-lensed eyes gleaming with mischief. Let’s talk logistics.
She quickly typed out a comprehensive, overly enthusiastic response about the school’s breakfast program. She detailed the exact nutritional value of the porridge, the source of the school’s milk, and offered a lengthy, entirely unnecessary tangent about the benefits of complex carbohydrates for juvenile cognitive function.
She hit send.
But Kat wasn't finished. She knew, with certainty, that a man like Maekar Targaryen—a man who stripped a ten-year-old's bedroom bare as a punishment—was someone who demanded control and efficiency. He probably spent his entire day fielding highly condensed, bullet-pointed reports.
So, Kat decided the best way to advocate for Aerion was to become the absolute bane of Maekar Targaryen’s inbox. She was going to drown the man in weaponized cheerfulness.
She opened a new email draft.
Subject: Aerion’s Creative Integration - Pastel Acquisition!
Dear Mr. Targaryen, Just a quick note to say how brilliantly Aerion handled the neon chalk pastels yesterday! I have noticed, however, that our current supply in the classroom is running slightly low on the magenta hues. As Aerion showed a particular affinity for the pinks and purples while explaining wyvern anatomy to his peers, I thought you might appreciate knowing his current artistic preferences! Should you wish to discuss his creative trajectory further, I am always available.
Warmly,
Kat Hart
She hit send.
She immediately opened another draft.
Subject: URGENT - Golden Girls Update!
Dear Mr. Targaryen,
Apologies for the second email so quickly, but I felt it imperative to update you on the school's agricultural initiatives. Aerion had the distinct pleasure of meeting our resident Rhode Island Reds yesterday. I am thrilled to report that Blanche did not attempt to peck his shoes. Aerion demonstrated excellent poultry-handling etiquette. I believe his exposure to the natural world is doing wonders for his holistic development.
Best,
Kat Hart
She hit send. She was giggling quietly to herself, her shoulders shaking with silent laughter. It was incredibly petty, but it felt fantastic. She was aggressively validating a child's existence to a man who clearly viewed his son as an inconvenience.
Satisfied that she had sufficiently clogged the inbox of a billionaire CEO, Kat closed her laptop.
She glanced over at the back corner of the room. The five students were entirely still, bundled under various hoodies and oversized cardigans. The acoustic playlist was still humming softly from the speaker. The room was perfectly safe, perfectly calm.
Kat slid off her desk, needing to burn off some of her chaotic energy. She tiptoed out of the classroom, pulling the door shut behind her with a soft click.
She skipped across the hallway and pushed open the door to Markl’s pottery studio.
Markl was currently teaching a class of year-four students. The room was significantly messier than Kat's, covered in wet, grey slip and smelling heavily of damp earth. The nine-year-olds were sitting at the large wooden workbenches, aggressively pounding blocks of clay in a desperate attempt to wedge the air bubbles out.
Markl was standing near the front of the room, still wearing his leather jacket and his ridiculous 10/6 top hat, demonstrating the proper technique for centering a lump of clay on a spinning wheel.
Kat didn't announce herself politely. She immediately grabbed a dried sponge from a bucket near the door and launched it directly at Markl’s head.
Markl didn't even flinch. He simply caught the sponge entirely blind with his left hand, without taking his eyes off the spinning wheel.
"You are an absolute menace to my peace, Kat," Markl sighed, tossing the sponge back into the bucket.
The students immediately burst into laughter, abandoning their clay to watch the dynamic between the two art teachers.
"Peace is an illusion manufactured by the government to keep you docile, Markl," Kat declared loudly, sauntering into the room in her pastel flower overalls, her bright yellow eyes scanning the class. "Morning, you filthy gremlins! Make sure you actually wedge that clay, or your pots are going to explode in the kiln and I will mock you relentlessly!"
"Yes, miss!" a few of the kids chimed back, attacking their clay with renewed, laughing vigor.
Markl groaned, turning off his wheel and wiping his hands on a filthy towel. He turned to face her, taking in the full, unhinged majesty of her outfit. He shook his head slowly. "The yellow contacts again? Really?"
"They assert dominance," Kat grinned, hopping up to sit on an empty workbench, swinging her legs freely.
"They make you look like you're about to unhinge your jaw and swallow a rodent whole," Markl retorted dryly, walking over to lean against the bench next to her. He kept his voice low, dropping the theatrical banter so the students couldn't hear. "You hiding refugees again today?"
Kat’s grin softened into something far more genuine and tired. "Yeah. Five of them today. Including Leo's mate, the one whose parents were throwing plates last night. He's dead to the world in the corner."
Markl let out a slow, sympathetic breath, crossing his arms over his chest. He looked at Kat, his dark eyes filled with a mix of fondness and concern. "You know you can't save everyone, Kat. The administration is already breathing down your neck about your attendance logs. If Jackson finds out you're letting them skip first block on a regular basis, he's going to formally reprimand you."
"Let him," Kat shrugged dismissively, picking at a flake of dried clay on the bench. "I don't care about the logs. I care about the kids. I can't save them, Markl. I know that. I'm not an idiot. I can't fix their home lives, and I can't pay their rent. But I can make a safe space for them for six hours a day. I can give them a bloody beanbag and a cup of tea so they don't completely shatter."
Markl sighed, bumping his shoulder gently against hers. "You've got a bleeding heart, Kat."
Kat looked down at her hands, the chaotic, bubbly energy fading entirely. Her yellow-lensed eyes lost their mischievous spark, reflecting a deep, old, familiar ache.
"I have a bleeding heart because I know exactly what it feels like to be completely forgotten about," Kat said, her voice dropping into a raw, quiet whisper. "I know what it’s like to sit in a classroom and feel like you're completely invisible because you're too exhausted, or too hungry, or too scared to focus on a textbook. And I know what it’s like to have teachers look right through you because you aren't an easy 'A'."
Markl’s expression softened completely. He knew Kat’s history. He was one of the very few people in the building who did.
"You were adopted eventually, Kat," Markl reminded her gently. "You found a family."
"I was adopted at ten," Kat corrected, her jaw tightening slightly. "Do you know how long ten years is when you're bouncing around the foster system? When you're just a file number to social workers who have fifty other kids on their roster? Before I was adopted, I was entirely alone. I was forgotten about. And if just one teacher had pulled me aside and offered me a safe corner to sleep in, it would have changed my entire world."
She looked back up at Markl, the fierce, protective fire returning to her eyes. "I am not letting these kids feel forgotten. Not in my room."
Markl looked at the tiny, fiercely determined woman. He reached out, gently tapping the brim of his leather top hat in a silent gesture of absolute respect. "I know. And that is exactly why you are the best teacher in this miserable, concrete building. Just... try not to get fired before Christmas, yeah? I'll have nobody to throw sponges at."
"No promises," Kat winked, the heavy moment passing.
"Mr. Markl! My clay keeps sticking to the table!" a student yelled from the back of the room.
"Coming, Maya!" Markl called back. He pushed off the bench. "Try not to set anything on fire while I'm working, Kat."
Kat laughed, pulling her phone out of the pocket of her overalls as Markl walked away to help the struggling student.
She unlocked her screen, checking her notifications.
She had a new email.
Kat opened it, her eyebrows shooting up toward her hairline. It was from Maekar Targaryen.
Miss Hart,
I appreciate the prompt response regarding the breakfast club. However, I must request that you consolidate your communications. I am managing a global corporation and cannot be subjected to a barrage of emails regarding neon chalk pastels and poultry handling. Please reserve future correspondence for matters of absolute academic or disciplinary urgency.
Regards,
Maekar Targaryen, CEO
Kat stared at the screen. She read the cold, demanding words twice.
He was managing a global corporation, was he? He didn't have time for updates on the son he had essentially exiled to a public school?
A slow, terrifying, deeply unhinged smile spread across Kat’s face.
She didn't get angry. She didn't feel intimidated. She felt a sudden surge of chaotic, petty inspiration.
Oh, mate, Kat thought, her thumbs hovering over her phone keyboard. You have absolutely no idea who you are dealing with. You want to play the corporate overlord? Let's play.
She hit reply.
She didn't type a paragraph. She didn't offer a professional apology.
She typed a single letter.
N
She hit send.
She immediately opened a new reply to the same thread.
O
She hit send.
She opened a third reply.
,
She hit send.
She opened a fourth reply.
I
She hit send.
For the next two minutes, sitting on a clay-covered workbench in the middle of a noisy pottery studio, Kat systematically, gleefully dismantled the inbox of a multi-billionaire CEO.
She sent a new email for every single letter and space.
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She finished the barrage with a final email containing a single, bright, aggressively cheerful smiling emoji: 😊
Kat locked her phone and shoved it back into her pocket, throwing her head back and laughing out loud.
She could perfectly picture the man sitting in his pristine, silent office, his phone vibrating relentlessly against his mahogany desk, thirty individual emails pinging through his corporate firewall just to spell out a refusal to comply with his demands.
It was petty. It was incredibly unprofessional. And it was exactly the kind of chaotic energy King’s Row Academy was built on.
Kat hopped off the workbench, entirely satisfied with her morning's work. She gave Markl a two-finger salute on her way out the door, skipping back across the hall to her own classroom, ready to wake her sleeping gremlins and face the rest of the day.
Notes:
If you’re rooting for Kat to keep wrecking Maekar’s inbox, please leave a kudos and/or a comment!
Chapter 8: Chapter Eight: Corporate Espionage
Summary:
In which Maekar enters "The Abyss," and the Targaryen brothers witness a miracle in the mall.
Song recommendation for this chapter -
Misery Business – Paramore
Kiss With A Fist – Florence + The Machine
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
The interior of Maekar’s custom-built Mercedes-Maybach was a masterpiece of German engineering, designed specifically to isolate its occupants from the unpleasant realities of the outside world. The cabin was swathed in hand-stitched obsidian leather and polished burl walnut. The windows were tinted, double-paned acoustic glass that rendered the roaring morning traffic of the city mute.
Usually, Maekar appreciated the sterile, deadened silence. It allowed him to review financial portfolios and read quarterly earnings reports without distraction on his way to Targaryen Enterprises.
But this morning, as he navigated the sluggish flow of commuter traffic toward St. Jude’s Academy, the silence in the car was not sterile. It was incredibly awkward.
Maekar kept his hands at ten and two on the heated leather steering wheel. The digital dashboard clock glowed a crisp 7:42 AM. The radio was tuned to the global financial news network, a low, murmuring hum of a anchor discussing the fluctuations in the Asian stock markets and the price of crude oil.
He glanced up into the rearview mirror.
Daeron and Aemon were sitting in the cavernous back seat, strapped into the plush leather. They were both dressed immaculately in their tailored navy blazers, crisp white Oxford shirts, and gold-and-navy striped ties. They looked like perfect replicas of their father.
And they both looked entirely, utterly bored.
They were staring out their respective windows, their postures completely rigid, actively avoiding looking at the back of their father’s head. Maekar driving them to school was a phenomenon so unprecedented, so entirely outside the established routine of their lives, that the two boys clearly had no idea how to process it. They looked as though they expected Maekar to suddenly pull the car over and announce he was selling them to a traveling circus.
Maekar cleared his throat, the sound incredibly loud in the quiet cabin. Both boys flinched slightly.
"So," Maekar began, his voice attempting a tone of casual fatherly interest and failing completely. He sounded like a CEO opening a hostile board meeting. "What are your respective academic schedules dictating for today?"
In the back seat, Daeron and Aemon shared a wide-eyed, panicked look.
"Um," Daeron started, sitting up a little straighter and tugging nervously at the knot of his tie. "I have... well, I have double Mathematics first. We are covering advanced trigonometry. And then European History. And Chemistry after lunch."
Maekar gave a stiff, slow nod, keeping his eyes on the road. "Trigonometry. An essential foundation for architectural and financial modeling. See that you apply yourself, Daeron."
"Yes, sir," Daeron replied quickly, sinking back against the leather.
Maekar shifted his gaze in the mirror to his third son. "And you, Aemon? How are your studies progressing?"
Aemon, who was naturally quieter and far more studious than his older brother, swallowed hard. He clutched his leather satchel to his chest like a protective shield. "I have Literature, Father. We are beginning a unit on Shakespearean tragedies. Macbeth. And then I have Latin, and introductory Physics."
"Macbeth is a lesson in the dangers of unchecked ambition and the folly of trusting the incompetent," Maekar mused dryly, merging smoothly into the left lane. "A fitting text. Though I expect your Latin scores to remain impeccable. The language of the ancients requires absolute precision."
"They are, sir. I have a perfect mark," Aemon whispered, his pale cheeks flushing slightly with a mixture of anxiety and pride.
The conversation died an immediate, painful death. The financial anchor on the radio continued to drone on about the devaluation of the yen.
Maekar tapped his thumbs against the steering wheel, a deep frown etching lines into his forehead. This was entirely pathetic. He negotiated multi-billion-dollar corporate acquisitions before his morning espresso, yet he was utterly incapable of sustaining a three-minute conversation with his own children about their day. He didn't know what else to ask. He didn't know their friends' names. He didn't know their favorite subjects.
Maekar took a deep, steadying breath. Integration, he reminded himself. Active involvement.
"Do either of you have any extracurricular commitments this afternoon?" Maekar asked, breaking the agonizing silence once more. "After-school clubs, or athletic practices?"
Aemon nodded quickly. "I have the Chess Club symposium, Father. We are preparing for the regional tournament next month against Wellington Academy."
"Excellent. Chess teaches tactical foresight. Do not let the Wellington boys intimidate you; their opening gambits are historically weak," Maekar advised smoothly, before shifting his attention. "Daeron? What of you?"
Daeron shook his head. "No, sir. Fencing practice was moved to Wednesday this week. I don't have anything scheduled after the final bell."
Maekar considered this for a moment. He brought the vehicle to a smooth halt at a red light, the rain lightly misting the windshield.
"In that case," Maekar said, his voice measured and carefully neutral, "would you care to accompany your brother and me this evening? I am taking Aerion to purchase some... appropriate casual attire for his new institution. You may join us, if you wish."
The silence in the back of the car was so entirely stunned, it felt like all the oxygen had been sucked out of the car.
Daeron sat completely bolt upright, his jaw dropping slightly. He stared at the back of his father's head as if Maekar had just offered to fly him to the moon on the back of a winged beast. His father, the man who barely had time to eat dinner with them, was actively inviting him on a trivial, domestic errand.
"You... you want me to come shopping?" Daeron stammered, entirely unable to hide his disbelief. "With you? For clothes?"
Maekar’s jaw tightened slightly, a flare of defensive irritation sparking in his chest. Was it really so incredibly shocking? "Yes, Daeron. That is what I just said. Will you accompany us, or will you take the driver home to your video games?"
"No! I mean, yes! I'll come!" Daeron said hastily, a genuine grin breaking across his features. He loved his younger brother, and the prospect of actually spending time with their father outside the oppressive walls of the estate was a terrifying but thrilling novelty. "I'd really like to come, Dad. Thanks."
Maekar gave a curt nod, the light turning green. He accelerated smoothly. "Very well. Have Thomas collect you from St. Jude’s. He will bring you to the corporate tower. We will depart from my office at five o'clock sharp."
"Okay," Daeron nodded eagerly.
Maekar navigated a roundabout, his mind shifting to the logistics of the impending errand. "Tell me, Daeron. I am unfamiliar with the retail geography of casual, pedestrian apparel. Do you know where the mall is?"
Daeron blinked. "The mall? You mean, like... the Westfield Galleria?"
"No," Maekar frowned, immediately rejecting the suggestion. He knew the Galleria. It was a high-end, luxury promenade filled with designer boutiques, Italian leather goods, and tailors. It was where his personal shopper went to acquire his silk ties. "That is a luxury center. I need a place that sells common, unrefined clothing. Things with offensive logos and intentional structural damage. A... regular mall."
In the back seat, Daeron and Aemon slowly turned their heads to look at each other.
Their father, a man whose suits cost more than the average citizen's annual salary, was asking them for directions to a regular shopping mall.
Aemon had to bite down hard on his lower lip to stop a sudden, highly inappropriate giggle from escaping. Daeron slapped a hand over his mouth, his shoulders shaking with suppressed amusement. The sheer absurdity of the situation was too much.
"I... I don't know, Dad," Daeron managed to choke out, his voice thick with the effort of not laughing out loud. "I've never been to a regular mall. We buy all our casual clothes from the catalogs."
Maekar sighed deeply irritated by his own lack of worldly knowledge. "Fine. Never mind. I will simply search for it on the internet later. There must be a directory of commercial centers that cater to the lower-middle demographic."
The idea of the imposing Maekar Targaryen sitting at his sleek desk, typing 'where is a regular mall for commoners' into Google, entirely broke Daeron’s composure. He let out a loud, snorting laugh, quickly coughing into his fist to cover it up.
Maekar narrowed his violet eyes at the rearview mirror, but he didn't reprimand them. Deep down, beneath the layers of pride and corporate stoicism, he recognized how ridiculous he sounded.
The wrought-iron gates of St. Jude’s Academy finally came into view. The school was a majestic campus of red brick, ivy-covered walls, and manicured green lawns. It looked more like a minor university than a school for boys.
Maekar pulled the Maybach up to the polished stone steps of the main entrance, joining a slow-moving line of sleek Range Rovers, Bentleys, and Jaguars.
He put the car in park. Usually, the driver would simply let the boys out while Maekar read his tablet. But today, Maekar felt a strange, stubborn need to see the task through to its conclusion. He unbuckled his seatbelt, popped the door handle, and stepped out of the vehicle into the cool, crisp morning air.
He walked around to the back of the car, opening the doors for his sons.
Daeron and Aemon scrambled out, adjusting their leather satchels. They looked up at their father, still slightly dazed by the entire morning.
"Have a productive day," Maekar said firmly, looking down at them. He reached out, offering a stiff, awkward pat to Aemon’s shoulder, and then Daeron’s. "I will see you at five, Daeron."
"Yes, sir. Bye, Dad," Daeron smiled, a genuine, warm expression that made him look exactly like his late mother.
"Goodbye, Father," Aemon echoed, turning to follow his brother up the wide stone steps toward the doors of the academy.
Maekar stood by the open door of his Maybach, watching his sons walk away. He felt a strange pang of melancholy. They belonged here. They fit seamlessly into the polished, wealthy environment. And Aerion was currently standing in a concrete yard surrounded by chain-link fences.
"Maekar! Maekar Targaryen, what a phenomenal surprise!"
The loud, obnoxiously cheerful voice completely shattered Maekar’s momentary reflection.
Maekar’s jaw instantly tightened, his spine turning to steel. He turned slowly around.
Approaching him with an eager, shark-like smile was Richard Vance—the Headmaster of St. Jude’s, and the brother-in-law of Aerion’s miserable nanny. Flanking him were three impeccably dressed parents: a hedge fund manager, a real estate developer, and a woman who sat on the board of the city's largest philanthropic foundation.
They were the vultures of high society. And Maekar had just willingly stepped out of his armored vehicle, completely exposing himself to their networking claws.
I regret this, Maekar thought with a violent surge of irritation.
"Headmaster," Maekar greeted, his voice dropping into its most lethal, icy corporate register. He did not extend his hand.
"We so rarely see you on the grounds yourself, Maekar," Richard Vance simpered, entirely unbothered by the cold reception. "Usually your staff handles the drop-offs. I assume you are here to finalize the logistics of... well, Aerion’s temporary absence?"
The other parents leaned in, their eyes gleaming with poorly concealed, predatory gossip. Everyone in their elite circle knew Aerion had been expelled. Blood in the water always drew a crowd.
"The logistics of my son’s education are entirely settled, Richard," Maekar stated flatly, his violet eyes locking onto the Headmaster with a intensity. "He is currently expanding his academic horizons. I am merely here to ensure my remaining sons arrive prepared for their own rigors."
"Of course, of course," the real estate developer chimed in, offering a slick, oily smile. "Speaking of horizons, Maekar, I’ve been meaning to catch you regarding the new commercial zoning project in the financial district. If Targaryen Enterprises is looking to expand its footprint—"
"I am not," Maekar cut him off brutally, pulling the door of his Maybach open. "My footprint is entirely sufficient. And my schedule is currently full. I have a board meeting to attend."
He didn't offer a polite farewell. He didn't wait for their sputtered replies. He simply folded his frame back into the driver's seat and slammed the door shut, instantly sealing out the obnoxious chatter.
He threw the car into drive and accelerated away from the pristine campus with significantly more force than was strictly necessary, leaving the group of wealthy socialites staring after his exhaust fumes.
The drive to the Targaryen corporate tower was exactly what Maekar preferred: aggressive, fast, and completely solitary.
He navigated the sleek black vehicle through the towering glass canyons of the financial district, his mind effortlessly shifting gears from fatherhood to corporate warfare. He mentally reviewed the leverage he planned to use against the eastern shipping conglomerate. He planned to threaten a hostile takeover of their supply chains if they didn't lower their vessel valuation. It was a ruthless, cutthroat strategy, and he was exceptionally good at it.
He pulled into the subterranean, highly secure private parking garage beneath the Targaryen tower. He parked the Maybach in his designated, oversized executive space, killed the engine, and grabbed his slim leather briefcase from the passenger seat.
He was just stepping out of the vehicle, adjusting the cuffs of his suit, when his personal cell phone, tucked into his breast pocket, vibrated with a sharp, insistent ping.
Maekar paused. Very few people had his private number. His assistant, his brothers, and his children's caregivers.
He pulled the sleek device out, expecting an urgent text from Larys about the upcoming board meeting.
He glanced at the glowing lock screen.
NEW EMAIL: K. Hart - Arts & Humanities Dept.
Subject: Aerion’s Creative Integration - Pastel Acquisition!
Maekar stared at the screen, his brow furrowing in deep, profound confusion.
Pastel acquisition? What in the fresh hell was a pastel acquisition?
He unlocked the phone and read the brief, overly enthusiastic paragraph about neon chalk and wyvern anatomy. He read it twice, entirely failing to comprehend why a teacher felt the need to urgently email a CEO about a ten-year-old's preference for the color pink.
"Insane," Maekar muttered under his breath, shaking his head. He shoved the phone back into his pocket and began the long walk across the polished concrete floor toward his private elevator.
He had taken exactly fifteen steps when the phone vibrated again.
Ping.
Maekar stopped. He pulled the phone out.
NEW EMAIL: K. Hart - Arts & Humanities Dept.
Subject: URGENT - Golden Girls Update!
Maekar read the email about the Rhode Island Red chickens named after an eighties sitcom, and the reassurance that his son had not been attacked by poultry.
A muscle began to feather violently in his jaw.
This was not an update. This was not a necessary communication. This was an active, deliberate annoyance. The woman was intentionally clogging his inbox with absolute nonsense.
He stepped into his elevator, swiping his keycard. As the high-speed lift shot upward toward the penthouse executive floor, Maekar furiously typed out a response. He didn't bother with pleasantries. He demanded she consolidate her communications, pointed out his own immense corporate responsibilities, and told her to reserve her emails for absolute emergencies.
He hit send just as the elevator doors parted with a soft ding.
He stepped out into the hushed, pristine, minimalist lobby of the executive suite. The floors were polished white marble. The walls were floor-to-ceiling glass offering a panoramic, dizzying view of the city skyline.
Larys, his nervous, impeccably dressed personal assistant, practically leapt to his feet from behind his reception desk. "Good morning, Mr. Targaryen. The board is assembling in Conference Room A. The arbitration lawyers are already on the secure line."
"Have my coffee brought to my desk immediately," Maekar commanded, striding past the assistant without breaking his pace. "I need five minutes to review the attrition models before I step into that room."
"Right away, sir," Larys squeaked, immediately rushing toward the executive kitchenette.
Maekar pushed open the glass door to his office. It was a monument to power and intimidation. A monolithic desk carved from a single piece of dark, petrified wood sat in the center. There were no family photos. There were no plants. There was only commerce.
He sat down in his high-backed leather chair, setting his briefcase down, and pulled his phone out to place it on the desk.
He fully expected silence. He had issued a direct, uncompromising order to Miss Hart. He had put her in her place.
His phone lit up.
Ping.
Maekar stared at it.
NEW EMAIL: K. Hart - Arts & Humanities Dept.
Subject: Re: Breakfast Club Logistics
Body: N
Maekar blinked. A single letter? Was it a typo? A technological glitch?
Ping.
NEW EMAIL: K. Hart - Arts & Humanities Dept.
Subject: Re: Breakfast Club Logistics
Body: O
Maekar’s breath hitched slightly, his eyes narrowing into dangerous, lethal slits as he stared at the glowing screen.
Ping.
Ping.
Ping.
Ping.
The phone began to vibrate relentlessly, skittering slightly across the polished wood of his desk as a rapid-fire barrage of notifications exploded onto the lock screen.
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Maekar sat perfectly still, entirely paralyzed by the sheer, unmitigated audacity of what he was witnessing.
He was the head of the Targaryen empire. Men twice his age and with ten times his wealth trembled when he entered a room. He ruined careers with a single signature. He dismantled corporate legacies before lunch.
And a tiny, eccentric art teacher in a public school was actively, aggressively spelling out a refusal to comply with his orders, one single, obnoxious letter at a time.
Ping. Ping. Ping. Ping. Ping. Ping. Ping. Ping.
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The barrage finally stopped with a single, final email containing a bright, cheerful, infuriatingly smug smiling emoji: 😊.
Maekar stared at the tiny yellow face on his screen.
He didn't explode. He didn't throw the phone across the room. He didn't roar for Larys to get the Headmaster on the phone to demand her immediate termination.
Instead, a slow, dark, incredibly dangerous feeling began to uncoil in the very center of his chest. It wasn't purely anger. It was an old, familiar, deeply ingrained Targaryen instinct.
It was a challenge.
She wanted to be petty? She wanted to disrupt his morning and mock his authority from behind the safety of a keyboard?
Fine, Maekar thought, a dark, predatory smirk twisting his lips. I will show you what true, weaponized arrogance looks like.
He unlocked his phone, pulling up his email client. He didn't use slang. He didn't use emojis. He decided to drown her in the one thing she likely despised the most: archaic, aggressively complex, incomprehensibly dense corporate vernacular. He was going to use words so absurdly obscure and haughty that she would need a dictionary just to parse his insult.
His thumbs flew across the digital keyboard with lethal precision.
To: K. Hart - Arts & Humanities Dept.
Subject: Re: Communication Protocols
Miss Hart,
Your obstreperous refusal to adhere to basic tenets of professional concision is noted, though entirely unsurprising given the apparent lack of pedagogical rigor in your current institution. Should you persist in this loquacious, puerile barrage of digital effluvium, I shall be forced to conclude that your pedagogical methodologies are as lackadaisical as your grasp on corporate decorum. Kindly cease this fatuous endeavor and return to your primary directive: the rudimentary instruction of your charges. I have matters of global economic consequence to adjudicate, and I refuse to engage further in this sophomoric battle of wits with someone so clearly unarmed.
Maekar Targaryen
He hit send with a vicious, satisfying jab of his thumb.
It was a masterpiece of condescension. It was bloated, it was entirely pretentious, and it was guaranteed to infuriate a woman.
The glass door of his office clicked open. Larys scurried in, placing a steaming mug of black espresso on the desk, his hands trembling slightly. "Sir. The board is waiting. They are requesting your presence immediately. The eastern conglomerate representatives are on the secure line."
Maekar picked up his phone, slipping it into the breast pocket of his suit, and stood up, grabbing his espresso. He felt a sudden, strange surge of adrenaline that had absolutely nothing to do with the multi-million-dollar merger awaiting him.
"Let us go and relieve them of their assets, Larys," Maekar commanded, striding out of the office with a confident swagger.
Conference Room A was a sprawling, sterile room dominated by a huge, polished obsidian table. Ten of Targaryen Enterprises' top executives and legal counsel were seated around it, all of them looking tense and exhausted. In the center of the table, a high-tech conference speaker glowed with a solid green light, connecting them to the rival executives in Tokyo.
Maekar entered the room. He didn't offer a polite greeting. He walked directly to the head of the table, set his espresso down, and unbuttoned his suit jacket, projecting an aura of uncompromising dominance.
"Gentlemen," Maekar rumbled, his voice carrying perfectly across the room and through the speakerphone. "I have reviewed your counter-proposal regarding the valuation of the eastern fleet. It is not only unacceptable, it is insulting to my intelligence. You are attempting to leverage projected earnings on vessels that are currently rusting in dry dock."
"Mr. Targaryen, please be reasonable," a distorted, panicked voice crackled from the speaker. "The market projections clearly show—"
"The market projections are a fantasy constructed by a desperate accounting department," Maekar cut him off brutally, leaning forward and placing his hands flat on the obsidian table. "I will give you precisely one hour to accept my initial offer of thirty million. If you do not, I will publicly release the structural integrity reports of your flagships that my team acquired this morning, and your stock will plummet by forty percent before the closing bell. The choice is yours."
The room fell into a deathly, horrified silence. His own executives stared at him, stunned by the sheer, unmitigated ruthlessness of the threat. It was a corporate execution.
In the silence that followed, Maekar felt a distinct, sharp vibration against his chest.
Ping.
His phone.
Maekar kept his face entirely impassive, projecting nothing but cold authority to the men in the room. He slowly, deliberately reached into his breast pocket and extracted the phone, keeping it below the edge of the obsidian table, out of sight of his board members.
He glanced down at the screen.
It was a reply from Kat.
Maekar expected a furious, defensive paragraph. He expected her to call him an arrogant bastard.
Instead, he read the following:
To: Maekar Targaryen
Subject: Re: Communication Protocols
Dear Mr. Targaryen,
I must proffer my most profound apologies if my previous digital missives induced an untoward level of vexation within your esteemed, hyper-capitalistic schedule. It was never my intention to engender such acute consternation, nor to disrupt the delicate equilibrium of your global fiscal machinations. However, I must assert, with unwavering conviction, that my pedagogical strategies remain impeccably robust, and I reject your spurious insinuations of lackadaisical intent with the utmost vehemence. I shall endeavor to circumscribe my future correspondence, lest I inadvertently shatter the fragile veneer of your corporate stoicism once more.
Warmest, most obsequious regards,
K. Hart
P.S. — I literally just copy-pasted your email into an AI generator and asked it to 'translate this arrogant bullshit into an equally pretentious response.' It took two seconds. But if you really want to play the big-word dictionary game, mate, I've got all day. Your move, dictionary boy.
Maekar sat at the head of the boardroom table, surrounded by terrified executives and bleeding the life out of a rival corporation.
He stared at the email. He stared at the post-script.
Dictionary boy.
A low, deep, guttural sound completely bypassed his incredible self-control and tore its way up his throat. It sounded like a mix between a furious growl and a choked, strangled cough.
Every single head in the boardroom snapped toward him in absolute terror. They thought the CEO was having a stroke. The lawyer sitting to his immediate right practically jumped out of his chair.
"Mr. Targaryen?" the lawyer squeaked, his face pale. "Are... are you alright, sir?"
Maekar’s jaw was clenched so tightly his teeth ached. He shoved the phone back into his pocket, his hand trembling slightly with a violent mixture of irritation and a shocking, entirely unwelcome surge of amusement.
She had used AI to mock him. She had completely bypassed his attempt at intellectual intimidation and turned it into a farce.
"I am perfectly fine," Maekar snapped, his voice rougher and sharper than before. He glared at the speakerphone. "The hour has begun. Do not waste my time with further negotiations. Return with a yes, or prepare for ruin."
He reached forward and aggressively slapped the 'mute' button on the console, cutting the Tokyo executives off.
For the next hour, Maekar was a terror. He was relentless, demanding updates from his legal team, dissecting clauses in the merger contract, and snapping at anyone who hesitated for even a fraction of a second. He funneled every ounce of his frustration with a art teacher directly into his corporate warfare. He made two junior accountants visibly sweat. He made Larys fetch him three different cups of coffee.
Exactly fifty-eight minutes later, the green light on the speakerphone blinked back to life.
"Mr. Targaryen," the defeated, hollow voice of the rival CEO echoed in the room. "The board has convened. We... we accept your offer of thirty million. We will send the finalized drafts over immediately."
A collective, silent breath of relief swept through the Targaryen executives. They had won. It was a bloodless victory that would secure their dominance in the eastern shipping lanes for the next decade.
Maekar didn't smile. He didn't celebrate. "See that you do. Good day."
He hit the end call button. He stood up, buttoning his jacket. "Review the drafts the moment they arrive. I want this signed and sealed before noon."
Without waiting for the congratulations of his board, Maekar turned and strode out of the conference room, leaving a wake of stunned silence behind him.
He walked back into his private office, the glass door sealing him in quiet isolation. He walked around to his desk, sinking into his leather chair with a exhausted sigh. The adrenaline of the acquisition was fading, leaving behind the familiar, hollow ache of corporate fatigue.
He pulled his phone out of his pocket and tossed it onto the dark, petrified wood of his desk.
He stared at it. It was completely silent.
He had won the war. He had crushed his enemies. And yet, the victory felt surprisingly dull.
He looked at the clock on his computer monitor. It had been nearly an hour and a half since her last email.
She surrendered, Maekar thought, a strange, incredibly irritating twinge of disappointment fluttering in his chest. She realized she overstepped and she backed down. Typical.
As if summoned by the very thought, the screen of his phone lit up.
Ping.
Maekar didn't hesitate. He snatched the phone off the desk faster than a striking snake, unlocking the screen instantly.
NEW EMAIL: K. Hart - Arts & Humanities Dept.
Subject: ...
Body: Ugh. You're no fun at all. I gave you an hour to formulate a comeback and you've given me nothing. Ignoring me is incredibly dull, Maekar. 0/10 banter skills.
Maekar read the message, his eyes wide.
She used his first name. She didn't call him Mr. Targaryen. She casually, audaciously referred to him as Maekar, as if they were old friends chatting at a pub rather than a teacher and a parent.
He knew he shouldn't reply. He knew that engaging with her was beneath his dignity, a complete violation of his professional boundaries, and entirely contradictory to the furious email he had sent her demanding she cease communications. He was a man of discipline and absolute control.
Maekar hit reply.
To: K. Hart - Arts & Humanities Dept.
Subject: Re: ...
I was in a meeting securing a hostile takeover of a shipping conglomerate. I do not have the luxury of engaging in infantile, digital banter during business hours. Furthermore, shouldn't you be instructing your students, rather than harassing me? What exactly is it you do all day?
He hit send. He felt a sudden, ridiculous spike of adrenaline that dwarfed the thrill of the corporate merger he had just finalized.
He didn't have to wait long. Less than a minute later, his phone buzzed.
To: Maekar Targaryen
Subject: Re: ...
A hostile takeover? Sounds dramatic. Do you need a nap on a beanbag? You sound cranky.
And to answer your question: I am an art teacher in a chaotic, underfunded public school, currently overseeing thirty teenagers armed with acrylic paint and hormones. What the actual fuck are you expecting from me? Best not be expecting a room full of mini Van Goghs, mate, because right now Benji is actively trying to paint a portrait of a pigeon eating a discarded french fry. It's high-level cultural commentary.
Maekar sat in his silent office, staring at the glowing screen of his phone.
He pictured the chaotic room Aerion had described. He pictured the boy, Benji, whoever that was, furiously painting a pigeon. He pictured Kat, a women in her late thirty bored out her mind most likely with 3 cats at home, typing out emails to a CEO while anarchy unfolded around her.
He tried to hold onto his irritation. He tried to summon the cold, aristocratic fury that usually defined his interactions with the public sector.
But as Maekar Targaryen read the words 'mini Van Goghs', the corners of his mouth twitched.
The twitch grew, completely bypassing his formidable self-control, until a genuine, deeply uncharacteristic smile broke across his face. He let out a low, quiet, rumbling chuckle that echoed strangely in the sterile, joyless office.
He was arguing with a madwoman. And heaven help him, he was actually enjoying it.
Maekar leaned back in his leather chair, steepling his fingers beneath his chin. He let his mind wander, constructing a vivid, detailed mental portrait of the woman on the other end of the digital connection.
He didn't know what Miss Hart looked like. He had never met her, and Aerion’s chaotic, rapid-fire descriptions of her that morning had been mostly focused on her weirdness rather than her physical appearance.
Given her profession, her vocabulary, and the sheer, exhausting volume of her opinions, Maekar confidently assembled a profile. She was undoubtedly a spinster, likely in her late thirties or early forties. She was probably unmarried, choosing instead to cohabitate with at least three or four cats in a cramped, drafty flat filled to the brim with half-finished canvases and towering stacks of art history books. She wore thick, sensible glasses—perhaps perched on a beaded chain around her neck—and her wardrobe consisted entirely of oversized, moth-eaten cardigans perpetually stained with dried acrylic paint.
She was, Maekar deduced, intensely lonely.
It was the only logical explanation for why she was dedicating so much of her day to bantering with a student's father. She had poured her entire life, and all of her fierce, fiery passion, into the discarded children of King’s Row Academy because she had nothing else. She was a lonely, sharp-tongued spinster fighting a crusade in a concrete hell pit.
Maekar felt a strange, unexpected pang of kinship with his mental fabrication of her. He, too, was profoundly lonely. Since his ex wife had vanished into the wind, leaving him to raise four boys he barely understood, he had built a fortress of corporate stoicism around himself. He had isolated himself in penthouses and boardrooms. He had forgotten how to converse with people outside the parameters of profit margins and legal liability.
Miss Hart, with her painted pigeons and her complete lack of professional deference, was the first person in years to simply talk to him. Not at him. Not for him. Just to him.
Maekar picked up his phone. If she wanted a battle of wits to pass the lonely hours, he would oblige her.
He tapped out a reply, his thumbs moving swiftly.
To: K. Hart - Arts & Humanities Dept.
Subject: Re: ...
A pigeon consuming a french fry. How delightfully avant-garde. I assume the Louvre is already clearing wall space in the grand gallery? Please inform your 'mini Van Gogh' that true cultural commentary requires suffering, and perhaps he should try painting the pigeon in the rain to properly capture the bleak, dystopian reality of public education.
He hit send, setting the phone down next to his keyboard.
He pulled a thick stack of merger contracts toward him, picking up his silver fountain pen to begin reviewing the liability clauses. He expected her to take her time. She was, after all, allegedly teaching a class.
Three minutes later, the phone buzzed.
To: Maekar Targaryen
Subject: Re: ...
I pitched your idea to Benji. He told me to tell you that the rain would compromise the structural integrity of the french fry, thus ruining the juxtaposition of man-made fast food versus nature. He’s a purist. And the Louvre is currently on hold; we’re holding out for the Tate Modern. They appreciate the gritty, urban aesthetic over there. Also, are you always this melodramatic, or did you take extra brooding lessons this morning?
Maekar let out a low, rumbling chuckle, uncapping his fountain pen.
To: K. Hart - Arts & Humanities Dept.
Subject: Re: ...
I do not brood. I calculate. And my melodrama, as you so crudely call it, is simply the refined weariness of a man surrounded by incompetence. A trait I am certain you share, given you are currently arguing art critique with a ten-year-old holding a paintbrush.
He hit send.
The afternoon dissolved into a bizarre, highly entertaining rhythm. Maekar would read three pages of complex legal jargon, authorize a wire transfer, and then his phone would vibrate, pulling him back into the chaotic, colorful world of Kat Hart.
She didn't back down. Every time he attempted to corner her with his dry wit, she parried the blow with a blunt, working-class sarcasm that completely disarmed him.
At two o'clock, he decided to test her adaptability. If she was using an AI generator to translate his complex corporate vocabulary, he would simply shift the linguistic parameters.
He drafted an email written entirely in the style of an eighteenth-century Victorian aristocrat.
To: K. Hart - Arts & Humanities Dept.
Subject: Inquiries Regarding the Boy
My Dearest Miss Hart,
I find myself compelled to inquire as to the current disposition of my second-born heir. Pray tell, is the young Aerion acquitting himself with the dignity expected of his station, or has the raucous, unrefined atmosphere of your establishment driven him to the brink of utter madness? I await your prompt correspondence with bated breath, lest I be forced to send the carriage to retrieve him from the squalor.
Yours faithfully,
Lord Targaryen.
Maekar smiled as the email sent. He imagined the AI generator struggling to decipher the archaic tone.
Ten minutes later, the response arrived.
To: Lord Targaryen
Subject: Re: Inquiries Regarding the Boy
Listen here, see? The kid's doing just fine, see? He's keeping his nose clean, painting the town red with the neon chalk, and playing the drums like a regular mobster on the run. You send that carriage round these parts, and my associates are gonna take the wheels right off it, capiche? Now scram, before I have the boys in the rose garden fit you for a pair of concrete shoes.
The Boss.
Maekar threw his head back, a loud, unrestrained laugh tearing out of his throat, echoing off the glass walls of his office. She had instantly recognized the stylistic shift and countered it with a flawless, 1920s Chicago mobster persona.
The glass door to his office suddenly clicked open.
Larys stood in the doorway, balancing a silver tray holding a pristine salad, a bottle of imported sparkling water, and a stack of printed quarterly reports.
Larys stopped dead in his tracks. He stared at his boss.
Maekar was holding his phone in both hands, his shoulders shaking with genuine, deep laughter. There was a bright, unburdened light in his violet eyes that Larys had not seen in the three years he had worked for the company.
Larys felt a cold bead of sweat roll down the back of his neck. He's finally snapped, the assistant thought, utterly terrified. The Tokyo merger broke his brain. Or he's plotting a murder and the sheer brilliance of the scheme is making him giddy.
"Ahem," Larys coughed nervously, taking a tentative step into the room. "Your lunch, sir. And the finalized briefs from the accounting department."
Maekar’s laughter abruptly cut off. His face instantly smoothed back into its default mask of corporate stoicism. He placed the phone face-down on the desk, clearing his throat.
"Put them there, Larys," Maekar commanded, his voice cold and flat.
Larys hurried forward, depositing the tray on the edge of the petrified wood desk. "The... the Tokyo executives have signed the contracts, sir. The eastern fleet is officially ours. It was a phenomenal victory."
"It was a basic exercise in leverage," Maekar corrected dismissively, picking up his fork. "Do not interrupt me again unless the building is actively on fire. I have... highly sensitive negotiations to conduct."
"Of course, Mr. Targaryen. Right away." Larys practically sprinted backward out of the office, pulling the door shut and leaning against it in the lobby, pressing a hand to his racing heart.
Inside the office, Maekar ignored the expensive salad. He picked his phone back up.
He had tested her vocabulary. He had tested her stylistic adaptability. She had passed both with flying colors. It was time, Maekar decided, to deploy the nuclear option.
He was going to use a language that no modern AI generator possessed the database to translate accurately. He was going to use the ancient, dead tongue of his ancestors. High Valyrian was a fiercely guarded secret, passed down only through the elite bloodlines of the old world. It was a complex, guttural, incredibly difficult language. To a standard translation algorithm, it looked like a catastrophic spelling error mixed with Latin gibberish.
Maekar leaned back in his chair, a deeply smug, utterly victorious smile playing on his lips. He began to type.
To: K. Hart - Arts & Humanities Dept.
Subject: Re: Inquiries Regarding the Boy
Miss Hart,
Your theatrical mobster impressions are noted, though entirely unconvincing coming from a woman who paints flowers on canvas for a living. If you truly wish to engage in a battle of intellects, I suggest you elevate your efforts. But be warned. Skorī dēmalyti tymptir tymis, ērinis iā morghūlis. Zaldrīzes buzdari iksos daor. Daoruni gīmī, ñuha dōna raqiosa.
Translate that with your artificial intelligence, if you can.
Maekar
He hit send.
The translation, loosely adapted for the context of their banter, meant: When you play the game of chess, you win or you die. A dragon is not a slave. You know nothing, my sweet friend.
It was arrogant. It was incredibly pretentious. And it was an flawless trap.
Maekar set the phone down next to his sparkling water and pulled the quarterly reports toward him. He felt immensely, obnoxiously satisfied. He had finally caught her out. She would run the text through her translation apps, receive a string of nonsensical garbage back, and be forced to admit defeat.
The digital clock on his computer screen read 2:15 PM.
He read the first ten pages of the report. The phone did not buzz.
He ate his salad. He drank his water. The clock ticked over to 2:45 PM.
Still nothing. The silence from her end was deafening.
By 3:30 PM, Maekar had authorized three new logistical routes for the newly acquired shipping fleet, drafted an email to his board of directors, and completely rewritten a human resources policy. He checked his phone. The screen was black.
He had won. He had broken her AI, and she had given up.
Maekar felt a wave of disappointment wash over him. The victory was hollow. The afternoon suddenly stretched out before him, grey, sterile, and incredibly dull. The game was over. The lonely spinster in her paint-stained cardigan had finally realized she was out of her depth.
He sighed, tossing his pen onto the desk, and rubbed his tired eyes. He should get back to work. He should stop playing games with public school teachers.
At 3:42 PM, the phone vibrated so violently it nearly buzzed right off the edge of the desk.
Ping! Ping! Ping!
Maekar’s hand shot out, snatching the device before it could fall. He unlocked the screen, his heart rate accelerating.
Three rapid-fire emails sat in his inbox.
NEW EMAIL: K. Hart - Arts & Humanities Dept.
Subject: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK.
Body: ARE YOU MOCKING ME IN ELVISH? IS THIS ELVISH?
NEW EMAIL: K. Hart - Arts & Humanities Dept.
Subject: Re: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK.
Body: My AI just told me that you wrote: 'The angry librarian eats the purple shoes. The lizard is not a tax accountant. You have no cheese, my damp associate.' I KNOW THAT IS NOT WHAT YOU WROTE.
NEW EMAIL: K. Hart - Arts & Humanities Dept.
Subject: Re: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK.
Body: Right. Okay. Challenge accepted, dictionary boy. Give me ten minutes.
Maekar stared at the emails, his chest shaking with silent, vibrating laughter. The angry librarian eats the purple shoes. It was a catastrophic, beautiful failure of modern technology. She was floundering, and she was absolutely furious about it.
He waited, entirely unable to focus on the reports in front of him.
Exactly twelve minutes later, the final email arrived.
To: Maekar Targaryen
Subject: Re: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK.
I hope you step on a Lego, barefoot, in the dark.
Do you know what I just had to do? I had to abandon my marking period. I had to go onto the darkest, most obscure, sweat-scented depths of a Reddit forum dedicated to fantasy linguistics. I had to beg a teenager named 'DragonLord99' to translate your pretentious, gate-kept, elitist gibberish. High Valyrian? Really, Maekar? You are speaking to me in the dead, fictional-sounding language of your ancestors just to prove a point? You are a massive, pretentious, dragon-obsessed nerd.
And for the record: I do know things. And I am not your sweet friend. I am the woman currently keeping your son from dressing like a 1950s insurance salesman.
Rytsas (Hello), and fuck off.
Kat
Maekar lost his mind.
He laughed so hard he actually had to lean forward and brace his elbows on his desk, his forehead resting in his hands as tears of pure mirth pricked at the corners of his eyes.
She had gone to Reddit. She had tracked down the translation through sheer, stubborn, unyielding spite. She hadn't surrendered; she had dug her heels in and fought back, returning fire with an absolute barrage of colorful insults. She had called him a dragon-obsessed nerd.
Nobody spoke to him like that. Nobody dared.
It was the most exhilarating thing he had experienced in years.
He wiped his eyes, his chest still heaving with chuckles, and picked up the phone to type his response. He couldn't resist twisting the knife just a fraction more.
To: K. Hart - Arts & Humanities Dept.
Subject: Re: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK.
Kirimvose (Thank you), Miss Hart. Your dedication to linguistic research is truly commendable. Please pass along my deepest gratitude to 'DragonLord99'. Perhaps I should hire him to replace my current linguistics department. And I assure you, my son looked perfectly respectable when he left my estate this morning. Beige is a highly versatile color.
Dracarys (Fire),
Maekar
Her reply was instantaneous.
To: Maekar Targaryen
Subject: Re: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK.
Beige is the color of depression and unseasoned chicken. He looked like an accountant. I am staging a fashion intervention immediately. I am going to buy him a shirt with a skull on it just to spite you.
Maekar smiled, the tension entirely drained from his broad shoulders. They had settled into a comfortable, effortless rhythm. Hidden beneath the layers of sarcasm, insults, and High Valyrian trivia, they were actually discussing Aerion. They were negotiating the terms of the boy's survival in a completely foreign environment, entirely through the medium of banter.
Maekar learned, through brief snippets of her chaotic emails, that she viewed the world through a lens of aggressive empathy. She fought for her students because she believed the world was fundamentally unfair, and she saw it as her personal responsibility to tip the scales.
He pictured her again, his mental image shifting slightly. She wasn't just a lonely spinster. She was a warrior. A warrior armed with paintbrushes and an unyielding stubbornness.
The afternoon flew by in a blur of corporate approvals and digital sparring.
At 4:45 PM, Maekar sent his final email of the workday.
To: K. Hart - Arts & Humanities Dept.
Subject: Tactical Retreat
Miss Hart,
I must regrettably suspend our correspondence for the evening. The workday has concluded, and I am about to embark upon a mission of grave peril. I must navigate the treacherous, uncharted waters of a public shopping mall to acquire the 'distressed denim' and graphic apparel you so vehemently advocate for. I am bringing Daeron and Aerion with me. Shopping with pre-teens in a civilian commercial center. Pray for my sanity. Valar Dohaeris (All men must serve).
Maekar
He was packing his slim leather briefcase when his phone buzzed with her reply.
To: Maekar Targaryen
Subject: Re: Tactical Retreat
Oh, you poor, brave, doomed bastard. Listen to me very carefully, Dictionary Boy. Do NOT take him to Gap. Do not take him to Polo. Do not take him anywhere that sells slacks or boat shoes. If you put that boy in a sweater vest, I will personally drive to your corporate tower and riot.
Here is your survival guide:
- Hot Topic: Essential for graphic tees and band shirts. It will smell heavily of artificial strawberry and teen angst. Breathe through your mouth.
- Vans or Converse: He needs shoes that don't look like they require a shoehorn and a polish to put on. Get him high-tops.
- Levi's or H&M: For the denim. Make sure they are slightly loose. If they look tailored, you have failed.
Godspeed, Maekar. May the neon lights of the food court guide your way.
Maekar read the list, his brow furrowing in profound confusion. He picked up his briefcase, muttering out loud to the empty office.
"What in the nine hells is a 'Hot Topic'?"
"A what?"
Maekar’s head snapped up.
Standing in the open doorway of his executive office were his two sons. Daeron, impeccably dressed in his navy St. Jude’s blazer, looked like a perfectly coiffed, miniature adult. Standing next to him was Aerion, his silver hair hidden beneath the hood of his hoodie, the beige chinos scuffed at the knees. They looked like they belonged to two entirely different families.
"Nothing," Maekar said swiftly, slipping his phone into the interior pocket of his suit jacket. "A corporate entity I was unfamiliar with."
Aerion walked into the office, his eyes wide as he took in the floor-to-ceiling windows and the imposing desk. He felt incredibly small, and entirely out of place in his clothes.
"Hi, Dad," Aerion said nervously, pulling his hands into the sleeves of his hoodie. "Thomas said we should come straight up."
"He was correct," Maekar said, walking around the desk and gesturing toward the door. "We are departing immediately. The traffic to the... the commercial center will be congested."
Daeron looked at his father, his eyes narrowing slightly in suspicion. He had heard the muttered comment. "Who were you emailing, Dad? You looked... happy."
Maekar froze for a fraction of a second. He could not admit that he had spent his entire afternoon engaged in a petty, High Valyrian email war with a public school art teacher. His sons would never let him live it down. Daeron would mock him relentlessly.
"A cultural consultant," Maekar lied smoothly, his face a mask of impenetrable stone. He grabbed his tailored overcoat from the coat rack. "I hired a firm to provide strategic guidance regarding the demographic integration required for Aerion's new wardrobe. They provided a list of appropriate retail establishments."
Daeron blinked, completely buying the lie. It was exactly the sort of sterile, over-complicated corporate solution his father would employ for a simple shopping trip. "A cultural consultant. Right. Of course."
Aerion, however, stared at his father. He thought about the sudden, intense interest in his clothes. He thought about the specific reference to 'Hot Topic'.
A slow, knowing smile crept onto Aerion’s face. He knew exactly who his father had been talking to.
"Did the consultant recommend any specific stores, Dad?" Aerion asked innocently, his violet eyes sparkling with suppressed mischief.
Maekar looked down at his son, catching the glint in his eye. A silent, entirely unacknowledged understanding passed between them.
"They recommended an establishment called 'Hot Topic'," Maekar sighed, the words tasting like ash in his mouth. He adjusted the cuffs of his suit jacket, projecting an air of long-suffering martyrdom. "Though I have been warned it smells of artificial strawberry and adolescent angst. I expect you both to breathe through your mouths."
Daeron burst out laughing, the sound echoing brightly in the corporate lobby as they walked toward the private elevator.
"This is going to be the best day of my life," Daeron grinned, clapping Aerion on the back. "I can't wait to see Dad in a Hot Topic."
Maekar grumbled under his breath, pressing the button for the parking garage. "Do not push your luck, Daeron. I am merely following the strategic advice of the consultant. This is a logistical mission, nothing more."
Aerion hid his grin behind the collar of his hoodie. It wasn't a logistical mission. It was a surrender. His father, the untouchable Maekar Targaryen, was actually trying. He was navigating a world he didn't understand, armed with a list provided by a chaotic, yellow-eyed art teacher, all just to make sure Aerion felt normal.
As the elevator doors closed, sealing them into the descending metal box, Aerion leaned back against the glass wall.
"I think the consultant knows what she's talking about, Dad," Aerion said softly.
Maekar looked at the boy, his eyes softening just a fraction. He reached into his pocket, his fingers brushing against his silent phone.
"I suppose we shall see, Aerion," Maekar murmured. "I suppose we shall see."
The sleek vehicle rolled out of the subterranean garage of the Targaryen corporate tower and merged into the chaotic flow of late-afternoon city traffic, the atmosphere inside the car was anything but isolated. It was practically vibrating with a bizarre, unprecedented nervous energy.
Maekar sat behind the steering wheel in his heated leather seat, his jaw clenched so tightly a muscle feathered continuously beneath his neatly trimmed silver beard. In the center console, the vehicle’s state-of-the-art GPS navigation system glowed brightly, the crisp, mechanized female voice interrupting the classical music every few minutes to issue directions.
"In four hundred yards, take the second exit at the roundabout, following signs for the Westfield East Commercial Center," the GPS chimed.
Maekar let out a low, deeply aggrieved sigh, his large hands gripping the leather wheel until his knuckles turned white. Westfield East. It was not the luxury Galleria he frequented. It was a concrete monstrosity situated entirely too close to the city's industrial ring road. It was exactly the sort of place he avoided.
Maekar shifted his gaze in the mirror. "So, what exactly were you subjected to in your academic schedules today?"
In the back seat, the boys tore their eyes away from the windows, sharing another panicked look.
Daeron hesitated. He assumed his father had already completely forgotten their awkward morning chat—he usually forgot the mundane details of their lives by the time he finished his first espresso. So, Daeron simply defaulted to the safe, rehearsed script he had used earlier.
"Um," Daeron started, tugging nervously at his tie. "I had double Mathematics first. We covered advanced trigonometry. And then European History. And Chemistry."
Maekar frowned, catching his son's eye in the rearview mirror. "You told me that this morning, Daeron. I was asking how the actual classes went. Did you successfully apply the architectural modeling?"
Daeron blinked, entirely stunned. His dad had actually listened. His dad actually remembered.
"Oh," Daeron stammered, a small, genuine smile breaking through his practiced polite mask. "Yeah. Yes, sir. I got the highest mark on the pop quiz."
Maekar shifted his gaze in the mirror to his youngest son in the car. Aerion was in grey hoodie, the hood pulled up to shadow his silver hair. "And you, Aerion? Was your second day at this... institution as chaotic as the first?"
Aerion remembered Thomas’s incredibly wise advice from the previous afternoon. Hide the joy. Tell him the truth about the bad parts.
"It was okay," Aerion lied smoothly, keeping his voice quiet and carefully neutral. "I had History this morning with Mr. Abernathy. He just read straight from the textbook for an hour. It was incredibly boring. And the lunch was just as bad as yesterday. But I got my timetable sorted out."
"Boring is preferable to violent," Maekar noted dryly, merging the vehicle into the exit lane as the structure of the Westfield East mall came into view.
The building was a colossal, windowless block of beige concrete, surrounded by a sea of cracked asphalt that was currently teeming with thousands of commuter vehicles. Towering, brightly lit signs for department stores, fast-food chains, and discount retailers burned against the darkening evening sky.
Maekar signaled and turned into the parking lot. He immediately felt a deeply irritating spike of anxiety. There was no valet. There was no VIP underground garage reserved for executives. There were simply endless, chaotic rows of narrow parking spaces filled with battered sedans, rusted hatchbacks, and families wrestling screaming toddlers out of minivans.
He navigated the Maybach through the labyrinthine aisles, his foot hovering anxiously over the brake pedal as pedestrians casually jaywalked in front of his hundred-thousand-pound vehicle.
"This is utter madness," Maekar muttered under his breath, finally spotting a relatively isolated parking space near the back edge of the lot. He pulled the car in, wincing as the vehicle’s tires crunched over discarded fast-food wrappers and loose gravel. The Maybach was entirely too long for the standard space, its rear bumper sticking out aggressively into the aisle.
He put the car in park and killed the engine. The silence in the car was immediately deafening.
"Right," Maekar sighed, unbuckling his seatbelt and turning to look at his sons. "We have a tactical objective. We are here to acquire the necessary garments and depart as swiftly as humanly possible. Stay close to me."
"Yes, sir," Daeron and Aerion chorused, unbuckling their own belts with eager, trembling hands.
Maekar pushed his door open and stepped out into the damp, freezing evening air. The smell of exhaust fumes and cheap fried food hit him instantly. He buttoned his midnight-blue suit jacket, adjusting the cuffs of his crisp crimson shirt, projecting an aura of authority as a shield against the pedestrian environment.
The boys scrambled out of the back seat, their leather backpacks left behind in the trunk. Daeron, in his pristine prep-school blazer, looked just as out of place as his father. Aerion, huddled in his hoodie, was the only one who looked remotely prepared for the setting.
They walked across the cracked asphalt toward the glowing automatic sliding doors of the main entrance.
The moment the glass doors parted, Maekar was hit with a sensory assault so violent it nearly knocked him backward.
The mall was a multi-tiered echo chamber of consumer chaos. Blinding fluorescent lights glared down from the high ceilings. The air was a suffocating, thick miasma of conflicting scents: the sharp, sugary smell of roasted cinnamon pecans warring with the grease of the food court, underscored by the sharp chemical tang of industrial floor cleaner.
Overhead, a tinny, distorted pop song blared from invisible speakers, entirely drowned out by the roar of thousands of teenagers, exhausted parents, and screaming children echoing off the tiled floors.
Maekar stopped dead in his tracks just inside the entrance, his broad shoulders stiffening. He looked around at the dizzying array of neon signs, the kiosks selling cheap plastic phone cases, and the throngs of people wandering aimlessly with shopping bags.
He had negotiated hostile corporate takeovers with less anxiety than he felt right now.
She could have warned me, Maekar thought furiously, a scowl etching deep lines into his forehead. The woman sends me thirty individual emails to spell out a sentence, but she entirely neglects to mention that this place is a dystopian nightmare.
"Dad?" Daeron asked, looking up at his father. "Where do we go first?"
Maekar pulled his sleek smartphone from the interior pocket of his suit jacket. He unlocked the screen, opening the email thread from K. Hart. He scrolled past her ridiculous demands for a still-life plushie, past her refusal to use his proper title, and found the bullet-pointed survival guide she had provided.
"We are looking for an establishment called 'Hot Topic'," Maekar read aloud, the words tasting like ash in his mouth. He looked up, his eyes scanning the neon-lit directories hanging from the ceiling.
He spotted a dark, aggressively branded storefront on the second level. "There. Follow me."
They navigated the crowded escalator, Maekar keeping his sons flanked closely to his sides, his icy glare parting the sea of teenagers in front of them like Moses at the Red Sea. He was a 6'5" in a suit; people naturally scrambled out of his way, though not without casting highly confused, lingering stares.
They approached the storefront of Hot Topic.
Kat’s warning echoed in his mind: It will smell heavily of artificial strawberry and teen angst. Breathe through your mouth.
She had not been exaggerating. The moment they crossed the threshold, the lighting plunged into a moody, theatrical gloom. The music shifted from generic mall pop to a screaming heavy metal track that made the fillings in Maekar’s teeth vibrate. And the smell—a sickeningly sweet, overpowering wave of synthetic berry perfume mixed with the scent of cheap black dye and rubber—hit him like a physical blow.
Maekar actually grimaced, pulling a pristine white linen handkerchief from his pocket and pressing it subtly against his nose.
He felt completely out of his element.
The store was a chaotic labyrinth of circular clothing racks packed entirely too tightly together. The walls were lined floor-to-ceiling with thousands of plastic-boxed figurines with soulless black eyes. Mannequins suspended from the ceiling were dressed in plaid skirts, ripped fishnet tights, and silver chains.
"This is it?" Daeron whispered, his jaw dropping open as he took in a wall of t-shirts adorned with bleeding skulls, grim reapers, and heavily tattooed anime characters. "Aerion, are you actually allowed to wear this to school?"
"Kat said so," Aerion replied, his eyes wide and shining with unfiltered awe. To him, the store wasn't intimidating. It was a treasure trove of camouflage.
Near the entrance, a stack of small, black wire shopping baskets rested on the floor.
"Right," Maekar said, his voice slightly muffled behind the linen handkerchief. He lowered it, forcing himself to breathe through his mouth as instructed. "We are here. Acquire what you require. T-shirts, hooded sweatshirts, whatever these 'graphic' items are. I will... remain in this general vicinity."
Aerion didn't need to be told twice. He grabbed a wire basket, practically vibrating with excitement, and dove straight into a dense thicket of clothing racks near the back wall.
Daeron hesitated for a fraction of a second. He looked at his father, looked at his own pristine blazer, and then looked at a rack of distressed denim jackets covered in metal spikes. A strange, feral spark ignited in the older boy’s eyes. He grabbed a basket and bolted in the opposite direction.
Maekar was left standing completely alone near a display table of spiked dog collars and fingerless lace gloves.
He stood rigidly, his hands clasped behind his back, trying to project an air of detached observation. But the reality was that he was currently the most interesting thing in the store. A group of teenagers with violently dyed hair and facial piercings were standing near the register, openly staring at the CEO.
Maekar felt his skin prickle with irritation. He needed a distraction. He needed to direct his discomfort toward the person responsible for it.
He pulled his phone out of his pocket and immediately opened his email client.
To: K. Hart - Arts & Humanities Dept.
Subject: The Abyss
I am currently standing in the center of the establishment you recommended. You neglected to inform me that navigating this store requires a machete to cut through the oppressive stench of synthetic fruit and adolescent despair. The lighting is atrocious, the music is a violation of the Geneva Conventions, and I am currently being openly stared at by a youth with safety pins entirely puncturing his lower lip. I feel I am owed hazard pay.
He hit send with an aggressive, satisfying jab of his thumb.
He didn't have to wait long. Less than forty seconds later, his phone vibrated sharply in his palm.
To: Maekar Targaryen
Subject: Re: The Abyss
😂😂😂 I specifically told you to breathe through your mouth, Dictionary Boy. You can't say I didn't warn you. The safety-pin kid is probably just marveling at the fact that a man in a suit is currently hovering near the gothic lingerie section. Grab a basket and suffer for the cause. 🖤🦇
Maekar scowled, looking down at the display table he had chosen as his safe zone. He realized, with a flush of genuine horror, that Kat was right. The table was entirely covered in black lace garters, heavily strapped corsets, and fishnet stockings.
He stepped away from the table as if it had suddenly caught fire, moving quickly toward a wall of t-shirts.
He raised his phone again, his competitive streak fully engaging. She was mocking him. She was sitting in her home, likely drinking a cup of that abysmal tea, laughing at his discomfort.
To: K. Hart - Arts & Humanities Dept.
Subject: Re: The Abyss
Your amusement is noted, though entirely misplaced. The garments in this establishment are an affront to basic textile engineering. Half of the clothing appears to have been intentionally destroyed prior to sale. I am currently looking at a garment that consists of more holes than actual fabric. Who in their right mind pays legal currency for a shirt that looks as though it was mauled by a feral animal?
The reply was nearly instantaneous.
To: Maekar Targaryen
Subject: Re: The Abyss
It’s called 'distressed fashion', Maekar. It builds character. I actually own three shirts exactly like that. You should buy it. Wear it to your next hostile corporate takeover meeting. It screams 'I do not care about the rules or your profit margins'. It would be a phenomenal power move.
Maekar snorted, a incredibly amused sound escaping his chest. He looked at the wall of clothing in front of him. It was the women's section.
Hanging directly at eye level was a cropped, aggressively neon-green mesh top. It was entirely see-through, adorned with heavy black straps, silver buckles, and a graphic of a melting smiley face across the chest. It was, without a doubt, the most hideous, structurally unsound piece of clothing he had ever laid eyes on.
A wicked, deeply petty idea struck him.
He raised his smartphone, aiming the camera lens directly at the neon-green monstrosity, and snapped a high-resolution photograph.
He attached the image to his next email.
To: K. Hart - Arts & Humanities Dept.
Subject: The Power Move
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I have found your next ensemble. It possesses all the chaotic, unstructured madness you seem to prefer. I will purchase this immediate affront to decency on one condition: you must wear it to your classroom tomorrow. I expect photographic evidence.
He hit send, a deeply smug, victorious smile pulling at the corners of his mouth. He had her. There was absolutely no way a professional educator, regardless of how eccentric she was, would agree to wear a neon mesh crop top in front of her students. She would be forced to back down. He had finally called her bluff.
He leaned against the metal racking, waiting for the inevitable email of surrender.
His phone buzzed.
To: Maekar Targaryen
Subject: Re: The Power Move
👀👀👀 Fuck yesssssss. That is incredible. Do they have my size? I need an XL. Buy it right now.
Maekar stared at the screen, his smug smile completely freezing on his face.
He blinked. He read the email again.
Fuck yesssssss. He let out a low, strangled groan, dropping his head back to stare at the painted ceiling of the store. Of course she called his bluff. Of course she did.
He had backed himself into a corner. He was a Targaryen. Targaryens did not make bets they were unwilling to follow through on.
Maekar looked back at the rack. He gritted his teeth, reaching out and shuffling through the plastic hangers. Small. Medium. Large.
He found the XL. He pulled the hanger off the rack, draping the neon-green monstrosity over the sleeve of his immaculate suit jacket. The contrast was blinding.
"If she wishes to play this game," Maekar muttered to himself, a competitive fire burning in his chest, "she will receive the entire ensemble."
He abandoned his post near the t-shirt wall and began to actively prowl the store. He wasn't just waiting for his sons anymore; he was on a mission. He walked over to the skirt section. If she was going to wear the top, she needed something equally chaotic to pair with it.
He sifted through racks of dark clothing until he found a pleated, black-and-neon-green plaid skirt adorned with silver chains and safety pins. It was completely absurd. It was perfect. He checked the sizing, found a matching XL, and threw it over his arm next to the mesh top.
He raised his phone, snapping a picture of the two garments draped over his tailored sleeve, and fired off another email.
To: K. Hart - Arts & Humanities Dept.
Subject: Escalation
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I am constructing a complete uniform. If you are going to embrace this absurdity, you will do so fully. The skirt has been acquired. I am now proceeding to the footwear department to locate the most offensive, structurally dangerous shoes available.
Her reply came through before he even reached the shoe wall.
To: Maekar Targaryen
Subject: Re: Escalation
I am literally cackling. You are out of your mind. Make sure the boots have platforms, Dictionary Boy. I’m only five-foot-two, I need the altitude to properly terrify my form class. Size 4 please 😂
Maekar actually smiled, a genuine, wide grin that felt incredibly foreign on his face. He walked over to the back wall of the store, which was lined floor-to-ceiling with gothic boots.
He found a pair of knee-high, black leather boots with staggering, six-inch platform soles, covered entirely in silver buckles and heavy metal studs. They looked heavy enough to be used as a medieval weapon. He grabbed a box in size she requested, balancing it against his hip.
He sent one final email.
To: K. Hart - Arts & Humanities Dept.
Subject: The Gauntlet
The ensemble is complete. It will be sent to the school tomorrow morning in Aerion’s possession. I expect you to be wearing it by third period. Do not disappoint me, Miss Hart.
Maekar locked his phone, slipping it back into his pocket. He was holding a neon crop top, a chained plaid skirt, and a box of platform boots, standing in the middle of a store that smelled of synthetic strawberries.
He was currently having more fun than he had experienced in a decade.
On the other side of the store, Aerion was experiencing his own awakening.
He carried his wire basket down the narrow aisles, his eyes wide with wonder. He was pulling things off the racks with a frantic, eager energy. He found a black oversized hoodie with a intricate drawing of a tarot card on the back. He found three different band t-shirts—Nirvana, My Chemical Romance, and a vintage Metallica shirt that looked exactly like something Leo would wear. He grabbed two pairs of black denim jeans, intentionally selecting the ones with heavy rips at the knees.
He felt a rushing wave of relief. He didn't have to look at the price tags. He didn't have to worry about the tailor's measurements. He was just picking out things that made him feel safe, comfortable, and invisible in the best possible way.
Aerion rounded a corner near the back of the store, his basket already half-full, and nearly collided with his older brother.
Daeron was standing in front of a wall of metal accessories. His tie was completely loosened, hanging askew around his neck, and the top two buttons of his crisp white shirt were undone. His hair, usually combed back with expensive pomade, was ruffled and falling into his eyes.
But what caught Aerion’s attention was the wire basket resting by Daeron’s feet.
It was overflowing. It was a mountain of black fabric, graphic prints, and silver hardware. Daeron had draped three different studded leather belts over his shoulder like bandoliers. He was currently holding a black denim jacket covered in iron-on patches, staring at it with an expression of pure reverence.
"Daeron?" Aerion whispered, entirely shocked.
Daeron slowly turned his head. He looked slightly feral. The perfect heir of the Targaryen family had completely lost his mind in a Hot Topic.
"Aerion," Daeron breathed, his voice hushed and incredibly intense. "Aerion, look at this jacket. It has a skull on it. A skull with a snake crawling out of the eye socket. It is the most beautiful thing I have ever seen."
Aerion stared at his brother. "Daeron, you go to a private academy. You wear a blazer with a gold crest. When are you ever going to wear a jacket with a snake skull on it?"
"On the weekends," Daeron replied instantly, clutching the jacket to his chest. "In my room. When we go to the country estate. I don't care. I love this shop, Aer. I love it so much. It smells like fruit and rebellion."
Aerion couldn't help it; he burst out laughing. "Okay. Okay, get the jacket. Have you seen Dad?"
Daeron blinked, snapping out of his gothic trance. He lowered the denim jacket, shaking his head. "No. He said he was going to stay near the front. We should probably go find him before he starts yelling at the employees about their profit margins."
The two brothers gathered their wire baskets, Daeron adjusting his studded bandoliers, and began to weave their way back through the dense clothing racks toward the entrance.
They emerged from the labyrinth near the shoe wall.
They both stopped dead in their tracks at the exact same moment.
Standing ten feet away, illuminated by a flickering, neon-purple sign that read 'Embrace the Darkness', was their father.
Maekar, was currently looking at a display of skull-shaped enamel pins, his brow furrowed in deep, critical concentration.
Aerion and Daeron stared at him. They looked at the neon green fabric clashing violently against the midnight-blue suit. They looked at the chains dangling from the skirt.
"What the fuck," Daeron whispered, the swear word slipping out entirely by accident, perfectly synchronized with Aerion’s own identical, breathless murmur.
"What the fuck," Aerion echoed, his eyes practically bulging out of his skull.
Maekar turned his head, catching sight of his sons staring at him as if he had just sprouted wings. He didn't look embarrassed. He didn't attempt to hide the clothes. He simply raised an eyebrow, adjusting his grip on the boot box.
"Ah. You have completed your acquisitions," Maekar said smoothly, walking toward them. His gaze swept over their overflowing baskets. He took in Daeron’s disheveled uniform and the studded belts draped over his shoulder.
Maekar let out a slow, heavy sigh. "Daeron, you look like you have been assaulted by a medieval armory. Are you entirely certain you require that many metallic accessories?"
"Yes, sir," Daeron said instantly, clutching his basket tighter. He looked at the neon-green mesh draped over his father's arm. "Dad... what are you holding?"
"This?" Maekar asked, gesturing vaguely to the hideous crop top. He kept his expression entirely neutral, an masterclass in deflection. "I am acquiring a gift. For a... colleague. It is an inside joke regarding corporate structure."
Daeron and Aerion shared a long, highly skeptical look. A gift. For a colleague. A neon-green mesh crop top. It was the worst lie their father had ever told in his entire life.
Aerion looked at the clothes, and then a sudden realization hit him like a lightning bolt. He knew exactly who the 'colleague' was.... His father was buying clothes for his art teacher.
Aerion clamped his mouth shut, biting his lower lip so hard it hurt to keep from laughing out loud.
"Right," Maekar said briskly, eager to move the process along before his sons asked any more perilous questions. "Let us proceed to the register. I wish to conclude this transaction before the air quality in this establishment causes permanent neurological damage."
Maekar turned on his heel and marched toward the checkout counter at the front of the store. The boys scurried after him, their baskets clanking against the racks.
The checkout counter was manned by a teenager who could not have been older than nineteen. He had gauged earlobes, bright neon-green hair that exactly matched the crop top Maekar was holding, and a thick silver septum ring. He was currently chewing a piece of black gum, looking profoundly bored.
Maekar approached the counter, placing the boot box down, followed by the neon top and the chained skirt.
The teenager looked at the clothes. He looked up at the towering man in a suit. He looked back at the clothes.
"These for you, man?" the teenager asked, his voice dripping with dry, entirely fearless sarcasm. "The skirt’s gonna look a bit tight around the hips, but you do you."
Daeron let out a choked gasp, fully expecting his father to reach across the counter and strangle the employee.
Maekar simply leveled a gaze at the teenager that could have frozen a raging river. "Just ring them up."
The teenager shrugged, popping his gum loudly, and began scanning the tags.
Daeron and Aerion hurriedly heaved their wire baskets onto the counter, creating a chaotic mountain of graphic tees, distressed denim, studded belts, and hoodies.
The teenager scanned item after item, the digital total on the register screen climbing higher and higher. He scanned the Nirvana shirts, the skull jackets, the ripped jeans.
"Alright," the teenager said finally, hitting the total button. "That’s going to be eight hundred and forty-two pounds and fifty pence."
Maekar didn't even blink. He reached into his interior pocket, pulling out a sleek black American Express card, and dropped it onto the counter with a quiet clack.
The teenager stared at the card. The boredom entirely vanished from his face, replaced by a flash of genuine, wide-eyed respect. He swiped the card quickly, handing it back along with a comically large plastic bag emblazoned with the store’s gothic logo.
"Thanks, man. Have a good one," the teenager said, his tone significantly more polite.
Maekar took the bag, turning to his sons. "We are departing. Now."
They practically fled the store, bursting out through the doors and back into the blinding, chaotic glare of the main mall concourse. The scent of synthetic strawberry faded, replaced once again by the heavy grease of the food court.
Daeron let out a unburdened sigh of relief, hoisting his half of the plastic bags onto his shoulder. "Thank the gods. Okay, so, we head back to the car? We can just follow the signs for the North Garage."
Aerion smiled, feeling a deep sense of satisfaction. His wardrobe crisis was solved. He had band shirts and comfortable hoodies. He was ready for tomorrow.
"We are not returning to the vehicle," Maekar announced, adjusting his grip on the bags.
Both boys stopped, turning to look at their father in confusion. "We aren't?" Aerion asked.
Maekar pulled his smartphone out again, unlocking the screen and checking the digital survival guide. He read the bullet points, his expression setting into a mask of grim determination.
"No," Maekar said, his voice ringing with absolute, corporate authority. "We have only completed phase one of the acquisition protocol. According to the strategic directive provided to me, you require appropriate footwear to accompany these garments. We are now proceeding to an establishment called 'Vans'."
Daeron and Aerion stared at him.
They had just spent nearly a thousand pounds in a single store. Their father was holding a bag containing a neon crop top. And instead of fleeing the chaotic, common environment of the mall, he was actively leading them deeper into it to complete a shopping list provided by an eccentric art teacher.
Daeron looked at Aerion. A brilliant, entirely un-aristocratic grin broke across the older boy's face.
"This," Daeron declared, falling into step beside his father, "is officially the greatest day of my entire life."
Aerion laughed, a bright, ringing sound that echoed happily over the noise of the crowds, and hurried to catch up.
For the next two hour, Maekar Targaryen paraded through the Westfield East Commercial Center. He was a complete fish out of water. He stood awkwardly outside the entrance of Vans while Aerion and Daeron tried on thick-soled skater shoes. He navigated the crowded aisles of Levi's, demanding the sales associate find denim that was "intentionally structurally compromised but not entirely lacking in foundational integrity."
Everywhere he went, people stared. Shoppers cast confused, lingering looks at the towering man in the midnight-blue suit carrying bags from Hot Topic and Vans, flanked by two boys who looked like they had just escaped from a boarding school catalog.
Maekar didn't notice the looks. Or, if he did, he simply didn't care.
He was on a mission. He was engaged in a tactical, logistical operation to secure his son's camouflage. And, in the back of his mind, tucked away beneath the exhaustion and the lingering smell of synthetic fruit, he was already anticipating the email he would receive from Kat Hart when she opened her package the next morning.
It was unmitigated chaos.
And as he watched Aerion excitedly lace up a pair of scuffed black high-tops, Maekar realized he wouldn't have it any other way.
Notes:
If you’re ready for Kat to open her "Gift" from Maekar tomorrow, please leave a kudos and/or a comment!
Chapter 9: Chapter Nine: Malicious Compliance
Summary:
In which Maekar sends a "Philanthropic" gift, Kat undergoes a gothic transformation, and Aerion discovers a luminous secret in a mismatched gaze.
Song recommendation for this chapter -
Control – Halsey
Notes:
Happy Easter to everyone who celebrates 🐣🌸
I hope your day is filled with good food, soft moments, and maybe a slightly concerning amount of chocolate. You deserve it.
And if today is just another day for you, I hope it’s still a gentle one.
Thank you for being here, for reading, for screaming in the comments, and for letting me share this chaotic little world with you 💛
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
Wednesday morning dawned over the Targaryen estate with a crisp, biting chill, but inside Aerion’s stripped-bare bedroom, the atmosphere was practically vibrating with a electric thrill.
Aerion stood in front of his full-length mirror, staring at his reflection in awe. For the first time in his ten years of life, he did not look like a miniature corporate executive. He did not look like a heir to a billion-pound empire.
He looked, finally, like himself.
He ran his hands over the fabric of his new clothes, relishing the unfamiliar textures. He was wearing the vintage, washed-out black Metallica t-shirt he had found in the depths of Hot Topic. The cotton was incredibly soft, intentionally distressed at the collar and hems to give it an authentically worn-in feel. Over it, he wore a oversized black zip-up hoodie that swamped his small frame perfectly, the sleeves falling past his knuckles.
He looked down at his legs. The stiff, pleated, razor-sharp tailored trousers he had worn his entire life were gone, replaced by a pair of dark, slightly loose black denim Levi’s. They had jagged, horizontal rips across both knees, exposing a sliver of pale skin. When he had first put them on, the draft of cold air against his bare knees had felt utterly bizarre, but now, it just felt incredibly, dangerously rebellious.
To complete the ensemble, he had laced up his brand-new, scuffed-up black high-top Vans. They were infinitely more comfortable than the stiff, polished Italian leather oxfords he was usually forced to wear.
He reached up and aggressively ruffled his own silver-white hair, intentionally messing up the pristine, combed-back style his nannies always insisted upon. He pulled the hood of the sweatshirt up over his head, casting his striking, violet eyes into deep shadow.
Aerion took a step back, taking in the full picture. The transformation was flawless. He didn't look like a target anymore. He looked like he belonged to the loud incredibly vibrant ecosystem of King’s Row Academy. He looked like one of Kat’s gremlins.
"You have got to be joking."
The bitter, incredibly dark voice came from the open doorway.
Aerion turned. Daeron was standing on the threshold, gripping the doorframe with white-knuckled intensity.
Daeron looked miserable. He was fully encased in his St. Jude’s Academy uniform. His navy blazer was stiff and restrictive, the gold-embroidered crest mocking him from his breast pocket. His crisp white Oxford shirt was buttoned all the way up to his throat, the gold-and-navy striped silk tie pulled into a painfully perfect Windsor knot that looked like it was actively choking him. His tailored grey trousers fell perfectly to the tops of his polished leather shoes.
Daeron glared at Aerion’s ripped jeans and vintage band tee with a mixture of betrayal and intense, simmering jealousy.
"It's not fair," Daeron grumbled, crossing his arms over his chest as he stepped fully into the room. He looked at his younger brother, taking in the effortless, comfortable slouch of Aerion’s posture. "It is completely, fundamentally unfair. You get expelled for blowing up a dinosaur, and your punishment is getting to run around looking like a rockstar, while I get honor roll every semester and I have to wear this stuffy, suffocating shit."
Daeron tugged viciously at the collar of his shirt, looking as though he wanted to rip the tie clean off.
Aerion couldn't help it; a wide smug grin broke across his face. He shoved his hands deep into the pockets of his ripped jeans.
"Get expelled, then," Aerion suggested casually, his eyes dancing with mischief. "I hear Mr. Harrison’s chemistry lab still has a few microscopes that haven't been smashed yet. You could probably take them out with a well-placed textbook."
Daeron actually stopped, his brow furrowing as he stared at the wall, clearly running a risk-to-reward calculation in his head. The allure of escaping the suffocating rigidity of St. Jude's, combined with the prospect of joining his brother in a school that actually allowed you to breathe, was incredibly tempting.
"I mean," Daeron muttered, a dangerous, calculating gleam entering his eyes. "If I just set off the sprinkler system in the main library... they’d have to kick me out, wouldn't they? And Dad already paid the bribe to the public school, so they'd have to take me..."
"Do not even think about it, Daeron."
The deep voice of their father echoed from the hallway, instantly freezing the blood in both boys' veins.
Maekar stepped into the doorway, completely filling the frame. As always, he was impeccably dressed for corporate warfare. His charcoal three-piece suit was flawless, his silver tie pinned perfectly in place, his broad shoulders projecting an aura of authority.
He glared at his eldest son, his violet eyes narrowed into lethal slits.
"If you so much as look at a sprinkler system cross-eyed, Daeron, I will have you enrolled in a military academy in the Scottish Highlands before the water even hits the floor," Maekar warned, his voice low and deadly serious. "You will wear your uniform, you will excel in your classes, and you will not purposefully sabotage your future out of a misguided sense of sartorial jealousy. Am I understood?"
Daeron’s rebellious spark extinguished instantly. He swallowed hard, his posture snapping back to attention. "Yes, sir. I was just joking. I wouldn't do it."
"See that you don't," Maekar grunted, though the tension in his shoulders eased slightly. He knew the boy was just venting frustration.
Daeron rolled his eyes the moment his father looked away, letting out a dramatic huff. He grabbed his leather satchel from the floor, dragging it miserably toward the door. "I'll be in the car. Enjoy your freedom, Aerion."
Aerion offered a sympathetic, apologetic wince as his brother shuffled out of the room, looking like a prisoner heading to the gallows.
Maekar stepped fully into Aerion’s bedroom. In his left hand, he held a large black canvas tote bag.
He looked Aerion up and down, taking in the ripped denim, the heavy high-top Vans, and the dark, oversized hoodie. Maekar’s sensibilities screamed in protest—the boy looked like he had just rolled out of a gutter in a bad neighborhood—but he forced the critique down. The camouflage was effective. The boy looked comfortable, and more importantly, he looked safe.
"The aesthetic is... adequate," Maekar said finally, though his tone suggested he was reviewing a particularly dismal quarterly earnings report. He held out the black canvas tote bag. "Take this. Give it to your form tutor when you arrive."
Aerion blinked, stepping forward to take the heavy bag. He grabbed the thick canvas handles, surprised by the substantial weight of it. "What is it?"
"It is a collection of old clothing," Maekar lied smoothly, his face a mask of stone. He didn't even blink. "When we were sorting through your closet yesterday morning, we discarded a significant amount of apparel. Rather than instructing the staff to dispose of it, I recalled you mentioning that Miss Hart maintains a 'spare clothes drawer' for students who require it. You may donate these items to her classroom."
Aerion stared at his father. He looked at the black bag, and then he looked back up at Maekar’s unreadable face.
Old clothing. Right.
Aerion remembered the comically large plastic bag from Hot Topic that his father had paid for yesterday. He remembered the flash of neon green mesh, the rattle of silver chains on a plaid skirt, and the cardboard box.
There was no way this bag was just filled with Aerion’s discarded pastel button-downs.
But Aerion was a Targaryen. He knew when to play the game, and he knew when to keep his mouth shut. Calling his father out on a lie was a surefire way to have the contraband confiscated entirely.
"Okay," Aerion said simply, offering a completely innocent, wide-eyed nod. He clutched the bag to his chest. "I'm sure Kat will really appreciate the donation for her drawer. Thank you, Dad."
Maekar gave a sharp, jerky nod, clearly relieved that the boy hadn't asked to inspect the contents. "See that you hand it directly to her. Do not leave it unattended in the hallways."
"I won't," Aerion promised.
"Good," Maekar adjusted the cuffs of his suit jacket. "Now, regarding your nutritional logistics. I received correspondence from your school late last evening. They do, in fact, operate a breakfast club in the cafeteria starting at seven-thirty."
Aerion’s eyes lit up. He could go to school early. He could sit with Leo and Sal and eat jam on toast instead of suffering through the agonizingly quiet breakfasts at the estate.
"Because the timings align," Maekar continued, his tone brisk and entirely business-like, "you may travel in the same vehicle as your brothers this morning. Thomas will drop Daeron and Aemon at St. Jude’s first, and then he will convey you to King’s Row in time for this club. Gather your belongings and head downstairs. They are waiting in the car."
"Yes! Thank you, Dad!" Aerion cheered, grabbing his new backpack.
It wasn't the stiff leather bag he had carried on Monday. While they were at the mall yesterday, Maekar had authorized the purchase of a durable, dark grey canvas skater backpack from Vans. It was still a high-quality, pricey item, but it didn't scream 'billionaire's son'. It had a skateboard strap on the back and plenty of pockets. It was wonderfully normal.
Aerion slung the canvas bag over one shoulder, gripping the black tote bag of 'donations' in his other hand.
"I'll see you later, Dad," Aerion smiled, practically vibrating with morning energy as he walked past his father.
Maekar looked down at the boy, his eyes softening just a fraction. He reached out, his large hand gently tapping the top of Aerion’s head. "Have a productive day, Aerion. Stay out of trouble."
Aerion nodded eagerly, breaking into a jog as he headed down the hallway, taking the sweeping staircase two steps at a time.
He burst out the front doors into the morning air, his breath pluming in white clouds. The sleek black town car was idling in the circular driveway, the exhaust billowing in the cold.
Aerion yanked the rear door open and slid into the plush, heated leather interior, slamming the door shut behind him.
Daeron and Aemon were already strapped in, looking incredibly sour in their pristine uniforms. Thomas caught Aerion’s eye in the rearview mirror, offering a warm, knowing smile at the sight of the ripped jeans and the band t-shirt.
"Good morning, Master Aerion," Thomas greeted warmly. "Ready for day three?"
"Morning, Thomas! Yes, please," Aerion beamed, settling into his seat and placing the black tote bag carefully on the floorboards between his feet.
"Right, then. Off we go," Thomas put the vehicle in gear, the car gliding smoothly down the long driveway and out through the towering iron gates of the estate.
For a few minutes, the car was quiet, the soft hum of classical music playing from the speakers.
Daeron, who possessed the natural, insatiable curiosity of an older brother, leaned over as far as his seatbelt would allow, peering down at the black bag sitting between Aerion’s feet.
"What's in the bag?" Daeron asked, his brow furrowing. "Did Dad make you pack your own lunch because of the slop?"
"No," Aerion said, keeping his voice low so Thomas wouldn't overhear. "Dad said it's a bag of my old clothes. He told me to donate them to Kat’s spare clothes drawer for the kids who need them."
Daeron’s jaw dropped open. He stared at Aerion as if he had just spoken in tongues. "Dad? Our dad? Willingly packing up old clothes to donate to a public school charity drawer? Are you insane? He would just tell Davis to throw them in the incinerator or donate them to a tax-deductible foundation."
"I know," Aerion whispered, suppressing a grin. "That's why I didn't argue with him. I just took the bag."
"Let me see," Daeron demanded, his curiosity entirely overriding his manners. He reached down, hooking a finger under the edge of the bag and pulling the top open slightly to peer inside.
Aemon leaned over from the other side, his eyes wide.
Daeron peered into the depths of the bag. He blinked.
Sitting right on top of the pile, neatly folded, were three incredibly soft, incredibly expensive cashmere blend sweaters that Aerion had outgrown last winter. Beneath them were four pristine, high-end cotton t-shirts that still had the designer tags attached to the collars.
"It... it really is old clothes," Daeron whispered, sounding deeply disappointed that he hadn't uncovered a corporate conspiracy. "I mean, some of this still has the tags on. Dad actually just gave you a bag of designer clothes to give away."
Aerion peered into the bag himself. His father wasn't entirely lying. He really had packed the top layer with high-quality, warm clothing that Kat’s students would desperately need as the winter months approached.
But Aerion wasn't an idiot. He noticed that the bottom half of the bag was strangely bulky, taking up a significant amount of space. Beneath the soft cashmere and the cotton tees, Aerion could see the distinct, shiny edge of a Hot Topic plastic shopping bag shoved deep into the bottom corner.
His father had hidden the stuff beneath a layer of actual philanthropy. It was a brilliant tactical maneuver.
"Kat will really like these," Aerion said smoothly, pushing Daeron’s hand away and pulling the canvas bag shut. "She told me yesterday that her spare drawer was running low. The kids will use them."
Daeron sighed, leaning back in his seat, his brief moment of excitement extinguished. "I suppose. Still weird, though. Dad doing charity work that doesn't involve a photo op."
The rest of the drive toward the affluent, manicured hills of St. Jude’s Academy was filled with Daeron’s persistent grumbling. The closer they got to the imposing red-brick campus, the more Daeron complained about his stifling collar, his upcoming Latin quiz, and the sheer injustice of Aerion’s newfound freedom.
When the car finally pulled up to the polished stone steps of St. Jude’s, Daeron grabbed his satchel, looking out the tinted window with a sigh.
"I wanted to stay in the car," Daeron complained, looking at Thomas. "I wanted to see what the hell pit actually looks like."
"I am afraid we are already running on a tight schedule, Master Daeron," Thomas said apologetically, checking the dashboard clock. "You would be late for your own morning assembly if we detoured."
"Fine," Daeron huffed, pushing the door open. He looked back at Aerion, a genuine, fond smile breaking through his sulk. "Have a good day, Aer. Don't let anyone spill paint on your new shoes."
"Bye, Daeron. Bye, Aemon," Aerion waved as his brothers climbed out into the cold morning air, joining the stream of identically dressed boys heading up the grand steps.
Thomas pulled the car away from the curb, merging back into the city traffic, heading toward the lower-east district.
With his brothers gone, the atmosphere in the back seat instantly relaxed. Aerion slouched down, pulling his knees up, entirely at ease in his comfortable clothes.
"You're looking very sharp this morning, Master Aerion," Thomas called back over his shoulder, a warm smile in his voice. "The shopping trip was a success, I take it?"
"It was amazing, Thomas," Aerion beamed, tracing the faded graphic on his Metallica shirt. "Daeron almost bought a jacket with a snake skull on it. He completely lost his mind in there. And look at my new bag."
He hoisted the Vans backpack up so Thomas could see it in the mirror.
"Very practical," Thomas noted approvingly. "And significantly less likely to attract unwanted attention than the Italian leather piece you carried yesterday. Still a bit pricey, I imagine, but it blends."
"Exactly," Aerion nodded, feeling a deep surge of pride. "It's cool, but it's not posh. I don't look like a target anymore."
"Camouflage is half the battle in a new environment, sir," Thomas agreed, navigating the vehicle through the increasingly grey, concrete-lined streets as they approached King’s Row. "You just keep your head up and remember what I told you. If you need anything, my phone is always on."
"I will. Thank you, Thomas."
The blocky, modern-ish structure of King’s Row Academy loomed into view. Just as they had done the day before, Thomas bypassed the chaotic, swarming anarchy of the front gates, steering the car down the narrow side street toward the staff parking lot.
He pulled the car to a halt near the metal fire door. The vintage black Bentley was already parked proudly in its corner spot, a reassuring beacon in the grey morning.
"Right on time," Thomas said, checking his watch. "Have a brilliant day, Master Aerion."
Aerion grabbed his canvas backpack, slung it over one shoulder, and carefully picked up the black tote bag holding the 'donations'.
He pushed the car door open, stepping out into the air, and slammed it shut with a solid thud. He didn't hesitate. He walked straight up to the metal fire door and knocked three sharp times.
A few seconds later, the deadbolt clicked, and the door swung open.
But it wasn't Kat standing on the other side.
It was Simone, the deeply unimpressed receptionist from the main office. She was holding a ring of keys and a steaming cardboard cup of coffee from a high-end cafe down the street.
Aerion froze, his heart skipping a beat. He immediately tightened his grip on the black tote bag.
Simone looked down at him. She took in the messy silver hair, the dark hoodie, the ripped jeans, and the canvas bag. For a second, Aerion was terrified she wouldn't recognize him without. He thought she was going to demand to see his ID or yell at him for using the staff entrance.
But Simone simply blinked, popping a piece of pink bubblegum loudly in her mouth.
"Oh. Targaryen, right?" Simone asked, her tone flat but entirely devoid of the hostility she had projected on Monday. She took a slow sip of her coffee. "You look significantly less like a tragic Victorian orphan today. Good choice."
Aerion blinked, completely thrown off balance by the backhanded compliment. "Um. Thank you?"
"Kat's not in her room yet," Simone said, stepping back to let him inside the warm, lavender-scented hallway, pulling the heavy metal door shut behind him. "She's in the staff room arguing with the coffee machine. You looking for the breakfast club?"
Aerion nodded quickly. "Yes, please. I don't know where it is."
"Follow me, kid," Simone sighed, turning and walking down the corridor, her keys jingling loudly against her hip.
Aerion hurried after her, keeping pace as they navigated the yellow brick road and crossed into the main building. Simone wasn't bubbly, and she certainly wasn't warm, but her mood was undeniably better than it had been on his first day. The expensive coffee in her hand seemed to be doing the heavy lifting.
She led him past the main office and pushed open the double doors of the lunch hall.
The room was significantly less chaotic than it was during the lunch hour, though it was still loud. Dozens of students were scattered across the brightly colored plastic tables. The air smelled heavenly—a mix of heavily buttered toast, cheap tea, and sugary cereal.
"There you go," Simone said, pointing a long acrylic nail toward the serving counter where a pair of dinner ladies were handing out slices of toast and cartons of juice. "Eat something. Don't cause a riot."
"I won't. Thank you, Simone," Aerion said politely.
Simone paused, looking down at the ten-year-old with a strange, assessing gaze. She popped her gum again, giving a tiny, almost imperceptible nod before turning and wandering back toward the main office.
Aerion walked toward the serving counter, joining the short line. He didn't have to worry about cash; he simply tapped his student ID against the scanner, collected a plate of hot, buttered toast and a carton of orange juice, and turned to survey the room.
It didn't take long to spot them.
Leo, Sal, and Benji were sitting at a table near the back windows, completely engrossed in a fierce, highly animated argument over a mobile game on Leo’s phone.
Aerion walked over, dropping his black tote bag onto an empty chair, and set his tray down on the table.
"Morning," Aerion grinned, sliding into the plastic seat next to Leo.
The three kids stopped arguing, turning their heads to look at him. They took in the vintage Metallica shirt, the ripped jeans, the dark hoodie, and the scuffed Vans.
"Whoa," Benji breathed, clicking his pen aggressively. "Look at you! The posh boy got a upgrade!"
"You look proper cool, mate," Leo grinned, reaching over to inspect the fabric of the Metallica shirt. "Actual vintage. Nice. The beige chinos yesterday were a crime against fashion, I'm not going to lie."
"My dad took me shopping last night," Aerion beamed, taking a bite of his toast. The butter soaked into the warm bread, and it tasted like heaven compared to the seared venison he was usually forced to eat. "We went to Hot Topic. Daeron almost bought a jacket with a snake skull on it."
"Your dad? The CEO? " Sal asked, her eyebrows shooting up toward her hairline. "He walked into a Hot Topic? I would pay good money to see the security footage of that."
"He hated it," Aerion laughed, swallowing his food. "He held a handkerchief over his nose the entire time. But he let me buy whatever I wanted."
For the next twenty minutes, Aerion sat in the noisy, warm cafeteria, eating his toast and drinking his juice. He listened to his friends argue, he laughed at Benji’s terrible jokes, and he felt a sense of belonging settle deep into his bones. He wasn't the weird Targaryen kid anymore. He was just Aerion.
When the loud, grating klaxon of the warning bell finally blared through the school, signaling the imminent start of the form period, the students began to gather their bags and empty trays.
"Right, let's move," Leo said, standing up and stretching his long arms over his head. "Don't want to be late for the register. Kat gets cranky if she has to mark us tardy."
Aerion grabbed the black tote bag from the chair, slinging his canvas backpack over his shoulder, and followed his friends out of the cafeteria.
They walked together down the main hallway, pushing through the glass doors onto the bright yellow brick road. The chaotic, surging crowd of students was entirely familiar now. Aerion didn't shrink against the wall. He walked in the middle of the pack, his head held high, surrounded by his friends.
They reached the wooden door of the art room and pushed inside.
The room was already buzzing with activity. The low, pulsing beat of an indie pop track was playing from the Bluetooth speaker, and students were dragging beanbags into circles and chatting loudly.
Aerion walked toward the front of the room, his eyes scanning the space for Kat.
He spotted her sitting cross-legged on top of her paint-splattered desk. She was scrolling through her laptop, a mug of steaming tea balanced precariously near her knee.
Aerion stopped dead in his tracks, his breath hitching in his throat.
Kat’s outfit today was slightly less chaotic than the flower dungarees, but it was incredibly striking.
She was wearing a beautiful, rust-orange, off-the-shoulder smocked dress. The fabric looked soft and bohemian, falling to her knees in a gentle flare. The entire bottom half of the dress was covered in intricate, delicate white embroidery—patterns of tiny flowers, twisting vines, and subtle geometric mandalas. Her fiery red hair was loose for once, with a few loose, curly tendrils framing her face, but the pink flower clips were gone, replaced by simple silver hoops in her ears.
She looked beautiful.
But that wasn't what made Aerion freeze.
As Kat looked up from her laptop to greet the incoming students, the morning sunlight streaming through the windows caught her face perfectly.
Aerion stared. He blinked, hard, and stared again.
Her eyes weren't green. They weren't the predatory yellow of yesterday.
She had heterochromia. One eye was a warm, soft, liquid brown. The other eye was a deep, striking, incredibly vivid shade of purple.
It wasn't a standard, flat violet. It was the exact, unmistakable, luminous shade of a true Valyrian iris.
Aerion’s heart did a strange flip in his chest. His breath hitched as he stared at that single, vibrant purple eye. It was like looking into a mirror. It was like looking at his Uncle Baelor, or his older cousin Valarr, both of whom possessed the striking, mismatched eyes that occasionally cropped up in the Targaryen bloodline.
For a wild, deeply confusing second, Aerion’s ten-year-old brain short-circuited. Is she related to us? he thought frantically. Is she a Targaryen? But then, logic reasserted itself. He remembered the conversation with Leo yesterday morning. The contacts. The drawer full of plastic lenses she wore just for fun. She wasn't a long-lost Targaryen relative. She was just a woman with a wildly eccentric sense of fashion who happened to pick a purple lens today.
"Morning, Kat," Sal called out, dropping her bag onto a chair. She leaned in, inspecting Kat’s face. "Love the eyes today. Very witchy. Haven't seen the purple and brown combo in a while."
Kat grinned, tapping the skin beneath her purple eye. "Thanks, Sal. Felt like mixing it up today. Keep people guessing."
Aerion let out a slow, stuttering breath, the tension leaving his shoulders. Just contacts. He forced his feet to move, walking up to the edge of Kat’s desk.
"Morning, Aerion!" Kat beamed, her mismatched eyes crinkling at the corners. She took in his outfit, her smile widening into a look of unfeigned pride. "Oh, mate, look at you! That is a phenomenal upgrade. The Metallica shirt is top tier. You look brilliant."
"Thanks," Aerion smiled, feeling a flush of warmth spread across his cheeks. He reached down and hoisted the black bag up, placing it carefully onto the clear edge of her desk with a thud.
Kat blinked, looking from the bag back to Aerion’s face. "What's this, chuck?"
"My dad sent it," Aerion said, keeping his voice perfectly even, reciting the lie his father had instructed him to tell. "It's some of my old clothes. The ones I outgrew. He said I should bring them in for your spare clothes drawer, for the kids who might need them."
Kat’s expression immediately softened into something incredibly touched and deeply surprised. She had spent the entirety of yesterday afternoon engaging in a petty, aggressive email war with Maekar Targaryen. She had assumed the man was a cold, unfeeling corporate robot who cared about nothing but profit margins and control.
But here was his son, handing her a bag of expensive clothing for the kids in her class who couldn't afford winter coats.
"That is... wow," Kat breathed, reaching out to rest her hand against the rough canvas of the bag. "That is incredibly generous of him. This is brilliant, Aerion. It’s starting to get properly cold out there, and half my kids show up in thin hoodies. This is going to help a lot of people."
"He said he was happy to donate them," Aerion nodded innocently.
"Well," Kat smiled softly, a genuine look of appreciation in her mismatched eyes. "You tell your dad I said a massive thank you. I'll shoot him an email later today to express my gratitude properly."
Aerion’s stomach did a tiny, nervous flip at the mention of an email. If she emailed his father thanking him for the clothes, and happened to mention the metallic, neon-green clothes buried at the bottom... the game would be entirely given away.
But Aerion couldn't stop her now without looking suspicious. He just nodded. "Okay."
"Right, let me get this out of the way before the horde trips over it," Kat said, hopping down from her desk. She grabbed the handles of the canvas bag, groaning slightly under the unexpected weight of it. "Jesus, did he pack lead weights in here?"
She lugged the heavy bag toward the back of the classroom, heading for the door of her storage cupboard.
Aerion turned away, walking over to his desk to join Leo and Benji. He slipped his backpack off, pulling out his planner, trying to look incredibly casual. But out of the corner of his eye, he kept his gaze fixed firmly on the storage cupboard door.
Kat pushed the door open, flicking on the harsh fluorescent light inside.
The cupboard was large, lined with shelves of paint, clay, and canvas. In the corner sat the brightly painted wooden chest of drawers dedicated to the spare clothes.
Kat hauled the bag onto a sturdy wooden work table, letting out a huff of exertion. She unzipped the top, fully expecting to find a collection of pristine, starched, aristocratic children's clothing. She was preparing herself to sort through argyle sweater vests and tweed blazers, trying to figure out which of her street-smart teenagers would actually be willing to wear them.
She pulled the top layer open.
"Cashmere," Kat muttered to herself, pulling out an incredibly soft, dove-grey sweater that probably cost more than her monthly rent. She shook her head in disbelief. "Bloody billionaires. The kids are going to look like they're off to play golf."
She set the cashmere aside and dug deeper into the bag, pulling out several high-end, thick cotton t-shirts that still had the designer tags attached to the collars. It was a goldmine of warmth and quality.
She smiled, genuinely touched by the gesture. She reached both hands deep into the bottom of the canvas tote to haul the rest of the pile out.
Her fingers didn't brush against soft cotton or expensive wool.
Her fingers hit something hard, cold, and distinctly metallic. It felt like a chain.
Kat frowned, her brow furrowing in confusion. She dug her hands deeper, grabbing a fistful of whatever was sitting at the very bottom of the bag, and hauled it upward into the harsh fluorescent light.
A plastic bag from Hot Topic came spilling out of the canvas tote.
Kat froze. She stared at the plastic bag. Her heart skipped a beat, a sudden, wild suspicion flaring in her chest.
No, Kat thought, her eyes widening in shock. There is absolutely no way.
She dropped the cashmere sweaters onto the floor. She grabbed the plastic bag and aggressively tore it open.
The first thing she pulled out was the neon-green mesh crop top. It was utterly hideous, entirely see-through, and adorned with the melting smiley face and heavy black buckles. It was an XL.
Kat’s jaw practically unhinged. She let out a choked, breathless gasp.
She reached back into the bag, her hands shaking slightly with a mixture of sheer disbelief and mounting, hysterical amusement. She grabbed a fistful of pleated fabric and hauled out the black-and-neon-green plaid skirt, the silver chains and safety pins rattling loudly against the wooden table.
And finally, sitting at the very bottom of the bag, was a cardboard shoebox.
Kat ripped the lid off. Sitting inside, wrapped in pristine tissue paper, were a pair of size four, knee-high, black leather boots with staggering, six-inch platform soles, covered in silver buckles and metal studs.
Tucked neatly inside the right boot was a small, crisp, monogrammed white card.
Kat reached in with trembling fingers and pulled the card out. Written in elegant cursive ink was a single sentence:
The Gauntlet has been thrown. Third period. — M. Targaryen.
Kat stood in the harsh fluorescent light of the storage cupboard, holding the expensive card, entirely surrounded by neon green mesh, chains, and six-inch platform boots.
She stared at the clothes. She stared at the card.
Maekar Targaryen, the man who spoke in High Valyrian and quoted corporate law... had actually walked into a Hot Topic, purchased the most unhinged, inappropriate outfit he could find, and smuggled it into the school beneath a layer of philanthropic cashmere, entirely as a joke.
He had called her bluff. He had completely, flawlessly called her bluff.
A ringing, slightly hysterical laugh tore its way out of Kat’s throat. She couldn't stop it. She leaned forward against the wooden table, burying her face in her hands, her shoulders shaking violently as the sheer absurdity of the situation washed over her.
He was insane. The man was absolutely, wonderfully insane.
She wiped a tear of mirth from her mismatched eyes, looking back down at the neon green mesh top. It was awful. It was a crime against fashion. It clashed violently with everything she currently owned.
She looked down at her own outfit. She was wearing a soft, bohemian rust-orange dress with delicate white embroidery. Her makeup today was subtle—a soft, earthy brown shadow to complement the vintage look.
"Fuck me," Kat grumbled to herself, picking up the neon mesh and holding it against her chest in the small, cracked mirror hanging on the back of the door. She looked utterly ridiculous. The clash of the rust-orange dress and the toxic neon green was headache-inducing. "I have the completely wrong eyeliner for this. I need to look like a cyber-goth, not a woodland fairy."
She sighed, tossing the mesh top back onto the table.
She couldn't back down. She was Kat Hart. She had built her entire reputation in this school on never, ever backing down from a challenge. If Maekar Targaryen wanted a war, he was going to get one.
She looked at her watch. She had two periods to figure out how to transition from a bohemian fairy into a neon cyber-punk nightmare before her third-period free block.
"Challenge accepted, Dictionary Boy," Kat whispered, a fierce, competitive grin spreading across her face.
She quickly gathered the cashmere sweaters and cotton tees, shoving them into the correct drawers of the wooden chest. She grabbed the Hot Topic bag, stuffing the neon outfit and the platform boots deep into the back corner of her personal locker, hiding them from sight.
She took a deep, steadying breath, smoothing down the front of her rust-orange dress, and pushed the door open, stepping back out into the noisy, chaotic classroom.
Aerion was sitting at his desk, pretending to read his planner, but his eyes immediately darted toward her.
Kat caught his gaze. She didn't say a word. She simply offered him a slow, highly dramatic, deeply wicked wink.
Aerion had to bite his lip hard to stop a loud laugh from escaping. She had found it. The game was on.
"Right, gremlins!" Kat shouted, clapping her hands together as she hopped back up onto her desk. "Register time! Let's get this over with so you can go be miserable in Math! Taylor is waiting for you with open, incredibly dusty arms!"
The class groaned, the noise of the room settling down as Kat began to call out the names.
The shrill, unforgiving shriek of the morning bell echoed through the plaster walls of the art wing, a stark contrast to the mellow, acoustic indie track humming from Kat’s Bluetooth speaker.
"Right, off you go, you lot!" Kat called out, waving a dismissive hand from her perch atop the paint-splattered desk. "Enjoy the wonders of algebra! If Taylor tries to tell you that Pythagoras is the key to happiness, gently remind him that Pythagoras also believed beans contained the souls of the dead. It usually shuts him up for a solid ten minutes."
A ripple of laughter echoed through the departing students as they hoisted their bags and shuffled toward the door.
Aerion grabbed his backpack, falling into step beside Leo. As he reached the threshold of the classroom, he threw one last, highly anticipatory look back over his shoulder.
Kat was still sitting on her desk, the rust-orange bohemian dress bright against the twilight-blue walls. She caught his eye and flashed him a wicked, razor-sharp grin that promised chaos.
Aerion smiled back, his heart racing with the thrill of the secret, and followed his friends out into the yellow-painted corridor.
As the last student disappeared, Kat hopped down from her desk. She automatically turned her head toward the back corner of the room, fully expecting to see the usual cluster of exhausted or overwhelmed teenagers huddled on the beanbags, waiting for the sanctuary of her free period.
She blinked.
The beanbags were empty. The corner was completely clear.
For the first time in what felt like months, Kat Hart did not have a single straggler. Not one emotional refugee. Every single one of her gremlins had actually managed to drag themselves to their assigned first-period classes.
Kat stood in the center of the quiet classroom, entirely bewildered. "Well," she muttered to herself, staring at the empty blue vinyl. "That's a minor miracle."
The realization hit her a second later. She had a completely free, uninterrupted period. She had forty-five solid minutes.
She didn't hesitate. She practically bolted toward the classroom door, her mind already shifting into high-gear tactical planning. She pushed her door open, bounded across the the hallway, and shoved the doors of the pottery studio open with both hands.
"Markl!" Kat shouted, ignoring the fact that the man was actively trying to instruct a class of year-six.
Markl was standing near the front of the room, wearing his leather jacket and his ridiculous top hat, holding a completely disastrous, lopsided clay bowl that a student had just presented to him.
He closed his eyes, letting out a long, long-suffering sigh. "Kat. I am actively trying to prevent a structural collapse here. What is the emergency?"
Kat didn't bother apologizing. She marched straight into the room, her mismatched purple and brown eyes wide with frantic energy. "The war is on, Markl. It is officially on."
Markl frowned, handing the lopsided bowl back to the terrified-looking student with a gentle pat on the shoulder. "What war? Did the history department try to steal the good coffee again?"
"No, not the history department," Kat waved a hand dismissively. "The billionaire. Dictionary Boy."
Markl stared at her. He wiped his clay-covered hands on a towel. "Dictionary Boy? You mean... Aerion's father? The CEO?"
"Yes!" Kat practically vibrated with excitement. "He actually did it, Markl! He went to Hot Topic, he bought the most hideous, structurally offensive neon cyber-goth outfit in existence, and he literally smuggled it into the school in a bag of cashmere donations just to call my bluff!"
Markl blinked slowly, his handsome face a mask of profound confusion. "He... he bought you clothes? Kat, how much have you actually talked to this man?"
"On and off all yesterday afternoon," Kat grinned, crossing her arms. "We had a email war going. He started quoting High Valyrian at me, so I had to track down a teenager on Reddit to translate it, and then I threatened to buy his kid a shirt with a skull on it, and then he dared me to wear neon mesh."
Markl just tilted his head to the side, his dark eyes wide. He looked at her as if she had just grown a second head. "You... you engaged in a petty, day-long email war with the CEO of a multi-billion-pound conglomerate? A man who literally pays our salaries through a 'charitable donation'?"
"He started it!" Kat argued defensively, though she was grinning from ear to ear. "He was being a pretentious knob about the breakfast club."
"If you are becoming buddy-buddy with a billionaire, Kat," Markl said, his tone turning incredibly serious, "you need to start leveraging that relationship. Get us some good funding. Look at my kiln. It sounds like a dying tractor every time I fire it up."
Kat shot him a withering, deeply unimpressed glare. "Wow. That is incredibly rude of you to try and sell me out for a better kiln."
"I would sell out the rest of the teaching staff for a better kiln," Markl countered smoothly, entirely unapologetic. "Without hesitation."
"Traitor," Kat muttered, before her gaze swept over the classroom.
The students were supposedly working on coil pots, but every single one of them was entirely focused on the chaotic interaction between the two teachers.
Kat’s eyes zeroed in on a cluster of girls sitting near the back, several of whom had incredibly elaborate, dark makeup on.
"Right, listen to me," Kat said, striding toward the girls, entirely hijacking Markl’s lesson. "Do any of you have your makeup bags with you? Specifically, do you have black eyeliner, dark lipstick, and maybe some setting powder?"
A girl with half-shaved hair and black lipstick immediately reached into her backpack, pulling out a bulging, skull-print cosmetics bag. "I’ve got the full kit, miss. What do you need?"
"I need to transform into a goth goddess in approximately thirty minutes," Kat announced, grabbing a nearby stool and dragging it over to the girls' workbench. "I have a photo shoot to execute, and currently, I look like I’m going to a bloody folk festival."
"You can not wear that outfit around the school, Kat," Markl warned, leaning against a nearby counter. "Jackson will absolutely lose his mind if you walk down the hall in a neon mesh crop top."
"I'm not going to walk down the hall in it," Kat rolled her eyes, sitting down on the stool. "I’ve got a plain black long-sleeve in my spare clothes drawer. I'll put the mesh over the top of it for the actual lessons. But for the main photo to the CEO? I need to look the part. The gauntlet was thrown, Markl. I must answer the call."
The girls at the table immediately rallied to the cause. They were entirely used to Kat’s bizarre requests. The girl with the half-shaved head, whose name was Maya, unzipped the skull bag and started pulling out palettes.
"Alright, miss, lean your head back," Maya instructed, grabbing a black eyeliner pencil. "We're going to need to aggressively smoke out the bottom lash line to offset the flower dress vibe before you change."
Kat obediently tilted her head back, closing her eyes as the teenager expertly began to apply the dark makeup.
Markl watched the entire bizarre scene unfold, shaking his head slowly. He walked over, crossing his arms as he watched Maya blend the dark shadow.
"It's odd," Markl murmured, his voice dropping into a quiet, observant tone.
"What is?" Kat mumbled, trying not to move her lips too much as another girl began applying a dark, bruised-plum lipstick.
"Seeing you with your real eye color," Markl said, gesturing vaguely to her face. "You haven't worn the mismatched set in months. I usually just assume you have green eyes now."
Kat shrugged slightly, keeping her eyes closed. "Got to keep the kids guessing, haven't I? If they know my real eye color, they lose the fear factor."
The girl applying the lipstick, a quiet student named Sarah, suddenly stopped dead, the makeup brush hovering in mid-air.
"Wait," Sarah gasped, her eyes flying between Kat and Markl. "Wait a minute! You mean either the purple or the brown is your actual real eye color? Like, genetically?"
Kat smirked, her lips coated in the dark plum color. She slowly opened her eyes, fixing the teenager with a piercing, mismatched stare. The warm brown and the luminous, Valyrian violet clashed violently with the dark gothic makeup now surrounding them.
"Yup," Kat said simply.
"Which one?!" Maya demanded, dropping the eyeliner pencil onto the workbench in shock. "Miss, you can't just drop that and not tell us! Is it the purple? Because that would be insanely cool."
"Figure it out," Kat winked, offering them absolutely nothing else.
Markl snorted, shaking his head in mock disgust. "She is a cruel, cruel woman, Maya. She thrives on your confusion."
Kat shot Markl a dark lined look that would have been intimidating if not for the fact that she was still wearing a rust-orange embroidered dress. It made Markl laugh out loud.
"Right, I think that's the best we can do without totally scrubbing your face and starting over," Maya assessed, stepping back to admire her work.
Kat hopped off the stool, grabbing a small hand mirror from the table. She looked at her reflection. The transformation was jarring. The soft, earthy tones she had applied that morning were completely buried under sharp, aggressive black winged liner, smoky shadow, and the bruised-plum lips. With the mismatched purple and brown eyes staring back at her, she looked delightfully unhinged.
"You lot are absolute artists," Kat praised, handing the mirror back. "Thank you. Remind me to give you extra credit on your pinch pots."
"You're welcome, miss!" the girls chorused, already packing their makeup away before Markl could scold them for not working.
"Right," Kat declared, turning to head for the door. "I have a date with a neon monstrosity. Wish me luck."
"Try not to frighten the Headmaster into an early grave!" Markl called out after her as she pushed through the doors.
Kat sprinted back across the hallway and into her empty classroom. She locked the main door behind her—just in case a stray administrator decided to wander in—and immediately headed for the back storage cupboard.
She flicked the harsh fluorescent light on. The cardboard shoebox and the Hot Topic bag were still shoved in the corner of her locker.
Kat didn't hesitate. She reached around to the back of her rust-orange dress, finding the hidden zipper, and quickly stripped out of the soft, bohemian garment. She grabbed the clothes from the bag.
First went the skirt. It was the thick black-and-neon-green plaid fabric weighed down by the obnoxious silver chains and the safety pins hooked through the pleats. It fit perfectly, sitting high on her waist.
Then came the top.
Kat held the neon-green mesh up to the light. It was, without a doubt, the most structurally compromising piece of clothing she had ever encountered. She pulled it over her head, adjusting the black straps and the silver buckles. The mesh was completely see-through, save for the massive, melting smiley face graphic slapped across the chest. It left absolutely nothing to the imagination.
"Good lord," Kat muttered, looking at her reflection in the cracked mirror on the door. "I look like an extra from a 1990s rave."
Finally, she opened the shoebox.
Maekar Targaryen had not disappointed. The knee-high, black leather boots were absolute weapons. The platform soles were a staggering six inches thick, covered in metal studs and aggressive silver buckles that ran all the way up the calf.
Kat sat down on the wooden work table, dragging the boots on and yanking the zippers up.
She stood up. The added six inches of height was entirely disorienting. She was suddenly towering at five-foot-eight, her head much closer to the top shelf of the storage cupboard than she was used to. She took a tentative step, her boots making a echoing CLOMP against the floorboards.
She walked out of the storage cupboard and into the main classroom.
She walked over to her desk, grabbing her phone. She checked the camera app, making sure the lighting from the window was hitting her just right.
The image on the screen was a masterpiece of chaotic, malicious compliance. The bright, toxic neon green of the mesh top clashed violently with the heavy dark fabric beneath it. The chains on the skirt glinted in the sunlight, and the massive platform boots made her look incredibly intimidating.
But before she attached it, Kat paused. She didn't want the arrogant billionaire CEO knowing exactly what she looked like just yet. There was power in a little mystery.
She tapped the edit icon and dragged the crop box down. She cut out the top half of her face entirely, eliminating her mismatched purple and brown eyes. The new, tightly cropped frame highlighted the absurd, structurally unsound outfit and just the lower half of her face—a sharp jawline and lips painted a dark, bruised plum, curled into a deeply teasing, defiant smirk.
Kat reviewed the newly cropped photo. It was perfect.
She opened her email app, finding the thread from Maekar Targaryen.
To: Maekar Targaryen
Subject: The Queen of the Damned
[Image Attachment]
Your move, Dictionary Boy. I expect the hazard pay for wearing this to be deposited directly into the art department's supply fund. And tell Aerion he owes me a coffee for being the unwitting mule for your corporate espionage.
She hit send.
Kat tossed her phone onto the desk, a victorious grin finally breaking through the deadpan gothic makeup. She had done it. She had officially worn the ugliest outfit on the planet, just to prove a point to a billionaire she had never actually met face-to-face.
She looked at the clock on the wall. She still had twenty minutes left of her free period.
She couldn't actually teach in just the mesh top—there were limits to even King’s Row's non-uniform policy—so she walked back to the spare clothes drawer, intending to find a plain black long-sleeve shirt to layer underneath the neon.
But as she dug through the drawer, her phone, resting on the desk across the room, buzzed sharply.
Kat froze. She slowly turned her head, looking at the glowing screen.
He replied already? she thought, genuinely surprised. The man is supposed to be running a global empire. Doesn't he have meetings to attend?
She stomped across the room in her platform boots, snatching the phone off the desk.
She unlocked the screen, opening the email.
To: K. Hart - Arts & Humanities Dept.
Subject: Re: The Queen of the Damned
I am currently in the middle of a highly sensitive teleconference with a pharmaceutical firm in Geneva. I opened this email expecting a mundane update regarding the curriculum.
I have just had to mute my microphone to prevent my board of directors from hearing me choke on my own espresso.
You actually wore it. You look entirely, fundamentally unhinged. You look like a neon hazard sign that gained sentience and decided to rob a hardware store. It is the most terrifying thing I have seen since the 2008 market crash.
Kat threw her head back, letting out a loud, ringing laugh. A neon hazard sign. The man actually had a phenomenal, dry sense of humor hidden beneath all that corporate ice.
She kept reading.
However, a Targaryen honors his debts. I concede the victory to you, Miss Hart. The gauntlet has been successfully run. A substantial donation will be made to your department's supply fund by the end of the business day. Ensure it is not spent entirely on pastel chalk. And kindly put a jacket on before my son returns to your classroom; I am attempting to raise an aristocrat, not a cyber-punk.
Valar Morghūlis,
Maekar.
Kat smiled, a soft, incredibly genuine expression that felt warm in the center of her chest.
He had conceded. He had actually admitted defeat to a public school teacher. And he was donating to the supply fund.
She quickly typed out a reply.
To: Maekar Targaryen
Subject: Victory
I accept your surrender. And your money. I promise to buy at least one boring, sensible grey paint tube just for you. Valar Dohaeris, mate.
She hit send, locking her phone and tossing it back onto the desk.
Kat turned and walked back to the storage cupboard, her boots thudding loudly. She found a plain, thin black long-sleeve shirt in the spare drawer and quickly pulled it on underneath the neon mesh top, satisfying the school's basic decency requirements while still maintaining the chaotic aesthetic of the outfit.
She checked her reflection one last time.
She looked ridiculous. She looked fierce. She looked like Kat Hart.
The klaxon blared through the school, signaling the end of first period.
Kat walked out of the storage cupboard, heading toward the main door to unlock it and welcome her next class.
As she reached for the handle, she paused, her hand hovering over the metal.
She thought about Maekar Targaryen, sitting in a glass tower, choking on his espresso in the middle of a global teleconference. She thought about Aerion, skipping down the yellow brick road in his new clothes.
They were a strange, deeply broken family. But for the first time, Kat felt like she had finally found a crack in their armor.
She pulled the door open, a bright smile spreading across her face, ready to face the chaos of the day.
The executive boardroom of Targaryen Enterprises fell into a exhausted silence as the teleconference with the Geneva pharmaceutical firm finally concluded. The digital screen on the far wall blinked to black, severing the connection with the Swiss executives.
Maekar remained seated at the head of the long obsidian table. His top executives and legal counsel quietly gathered their dossiers and laptops, casting wary, respectful glances toward their CEO before filing out of the room. They had just secured a highly lucrative distribution contract, navigating complex international patents and pricing margins. It had been a grueling, highly technical meeting that demanded complete focus.
And for the entirety of the ninety-minute conference, Maekar’s mind had been entirely elsewhere.
The moment the glass door clicked shut, leaving him completely alone in the room, Maekar reached into the interior pocket of his tailored suit jacket. He pulled out his smartphone and unlocked the screen.
The email was still sitting in his inbox, exactly as he had left it.
Subject: The Queen of the Damned
Maekar tapped the image attachment, expanding the photograph to fill the entire screen of his device.
He stared at it. And the longer he stared at it, the more a deep sense of irritation began to simmer beneath his ribs.
It wasn't the outfit that annoyed him. The outfit was a spectacular, horrifying success. The toxic, neon-green mesh crop top clashed so violently with the chains of the plaid skirt that it practically caused physical pain to look at. The six-inch platform boots were absurd, giving the tiny woman an towering silhouette. It was a complete affront to basic aesthetic decency, and she had worn it with unapologetic defiance.
What annoyed Maekar—what genuinely frustrated him—was the crop.
She had deliberately altered the photograph before sending it. The top half of the image was entirely missing. He could see the black leather collar around her neck. He could see her sharp, defined jawline, and her lips, painted a dark, bruised shade of plum that curled into a devastatingly smug, victorious smirk.
But he couldn't see her eyes. He couldn't see the top half of her face.
Maekar zoomed in on the image, his thumb sliding across the glass, irrationally hoping that he might catch a reflection in one of the silver chains, or a glimpse of her features in the background of the storage cupboard. There was nothing. Just the smirk and the neon mesh.
He let out a low, incredibly irritated sigh, tossing the phone onto the obsidian table.
It was a masterstroke of psychological warfare. She knew exactly what she was doing. She knew that sending a full-body photograph to him, a person she had never met would have yielded too much ground, given away too much power. By cropping out her face, she had maintained her anonymity. She had fulfilled the strict parameters of the bet—providing photographic evidence of the garments—without surrendering her identity.
She remained a mystery. A chaotic, frustrating quick-witted mystery.
She is infuriating, Maekar thought, leaning back in the leather chair and rubbing his tired eyes. Entirely, fundamentally infuriating.
And yet, he couldn't deny the strange, electric thrill that had hummed in his veins all morning. The email war had been the most engaging, challenging interaction he had experienced in years. She hadn't cowered. She hadn't apologized. She had marched onto his digital battlefield, armed with Reddit translations and sarcasm, and she had fought him to a standstill.
He picked the phone back up, his thumb hovering over the reply button. He wanted to demand the unedited photo. He wanted to tell her that cropping the image was a coward’s tactic, a clear violation of the spirit of the gauntlet.
But he knew she would just laugh at him. She would probably send him a picture of a brick wall in response.
Maekar locked the screen and slid the phone back into his pocket. He stood up from the conference table, buttoning his suit jacket with sharp, precise movements, and strode out of the boardroom.
He crossed the minimalist lobby, heading straight for the reception desk where Larys was frantically typing on his computer.
"Larys," Maekar’s deep voice rumbled, causing the assistant to jump slightly in his seat.
"Yes, Mr. Targaryen? Did the Geneva representatives agree to the distribution timeline?" Larys asked nervously, reaching for his notepad.
"They did. The contracts are moving to legal," Maekar dismissed the deal with a wave of his hand, as if it were a trivial detail. "I have a separate directive for you. I need a wire transfer authorized and executed by the close of the business day."
Larys poised his pen over the paper. "Of course, sir. Which subsidiary account are we moving the capital to?"
"It is not a subsidiary," Maekar instructed, his tone entirely flat and professional. "It is a charitable donation. I want fifteen thousand pounds transferred to the administrative accounts of King’s Row Academy, in the lower-east district."
Larys blinked, his pen stalling. "King’s Row, sir? The public institution Master Aerion is currently attending?"
"Yes," Maekar confirmed. "However, the funds must be strictly earmarked. They are not to go into the general administrative pool. The transfer must stipulate that the entire sum is allocated exclusively to the Arts and Humanities Department, under the direct purview of Miss Kat Hart. The funds are for departmental supplies. Ensure the documentation reflects this explicitly."
Larys stared at his boss, his mouth slightly open. Fifteen thousand pounds for a public school art department? It was an astronomical sum for construction paper and paint. The department's annual budget likely didn't even approach half that amount.
"Fif... Fifteen thousand pounds, sir?" Larys clarified, just to be absolutely certain he hadn't misheard. "For art supplies?"
"Are you experiencing auditory difficulties, Larys?" Maekar’s eyes narrowed dangerously.
"No, sir! Not at all, sir!" Larys squeaked, scribbling frantically on his notepad. "Fifiten thousand pounds. Earmarked for Miss Hart. It will be executed within the hour."
"See that it is," Maekar grunted.
He turned away from the desk, walking toward the glass doors of his private office. He had another meeting in twenty minutes—a grueling review of the quarterly tax liabilities with the senior accounting partners. It was bound to be agonizingly dull.
As he pushed the door open, Maekar reached into his pocket, his thumb brushing against the sleek metal of his phone. He waited for the familiar, sharp vibration of an incoming email. He waited for another chaotic update, or a snarky comment about his corporate vernacular.
The phone remained stubbornly silent.
Maekar walked over to his desk, setting his briefcase down. He let out a long sigh, the quiet isolation of the executive suite suddenly feeling incredibly oppressive. The game was over. He had paid his debt, and she had returned to her students.
He sat down in his leather chair, pulling the tax dossiers toward him, feeling a strange, hollow sense of disappointment settle deep in his chest as he prepared to face the rest of his grey, predictable day.
Miles away from the sterile, hushed heights of the Targaryen corporate tower, the atmosphere inside the King’s Row Academy cafeteria was the exact opposite of quiet.
It was lunch period, and the hall was a vibrating, deafening ecosystem of chaos. Trays clattered against the brightly colored plastic tables, hundreds of voices shouted over each other, and the air was thick with the smell of cheap fried food and disinfectant.
Aerion was sitting at his usual table near the back windows, wedged safely between Leo and Benji, feeling entirely at ease. He was carefully peeling the plastic film off a pre-packaged ham and cheese sandwich—a vast, wonderful improvement over yesterday's grey cement slop, courtesy of Kat’s insistence that he bring a packed lunch.
"I'm telling you, the new Call of Duty patch completely ruined the sniper mechanics," Benji was arguing, gesturing with a salted potato wedge. "You can't even quick-scope anymore. It's tragic."
"You're just mad because you actually have to aim now, mate," Leo countered, stealing a wedge off Benji’s tray. "Your aim is absolute rubbish."
Aerion smiled around a bite of his sandwich, perfectly content to listen to the banter.
Suddenly, the doors of the lunch hall banged open with enough force to rattle the hinges.
The noise in the immediate vicinity of the doors died down for a fraction of a second, heads turning to see what the commotion was.
Aerion looked up, swallowing his food.
Stepping into the cafeteria, holding a steaming cardboard cup of coffee and looking fundamentally terrifying, was Kat.
Aerion actually choked on his sandwich.
He slapped a hand over his mouth, coughing violently as he took in the sheer horror of her outfit. She was wearing it. She was actually wearing it. The pleated plaid skirt rattled loudly as she walked, the silver chains and safety pins catching the harsh fluorescent lights of the cafeteria.
But the boots were the real showstopper. The six-inch, studded platforms made her tower over the younger students. Her footsteps echoed like gunshots against the linoleum—CLOMP, CLOMP, CLOMP.
Coupled with the bruised-plum lipstick and the sharp black winged eyeliner framing her mismatched eyes, she looked like a cyber-punk warlord who had just kicked down the doors of a rave.
"Jesus Christ," Leo breathed, his jaw dropping open as he stared at his form tutor.
Aerion grabbed his carton of juice, taking a frantic sip to clear his throat. His eyes were wide, shining with a mixture of horror and hysterical pride. His father had picked that out. Maekar Targaryen had stood in the middle of a Hot Topic and actively assembled the most offensive outfit imaginable, and Kat had not only worn it, she was currently owning it.
Kat didn't look embarrassed. She strolled through the cafeteria, her platform boots thudding loudly, offering casual, deadpan nods to the students who were openly staring at her.
"Alright, Davies?" Kat called out, waving her coffee cup at a student. "Don't choke on your pizza, mate, it's just mesh."
She vanished through the opposite set of doors, heading toward the staff room, leaving a wake of stunned, highly confused children behind her.
Sal, who had been completely silent during the entire entrance, slowly set her fork down on her tray. She stared at the doors Kat had just exited through, her brow furrowing in deep, analytical confusion.
"What the actual fuck was that?" Sal asked, looking around the table.
"She looked like a highlighter that joined a biker gang," Benji noted, looking genuinely impressed.
"No, you don't understand," Sal said, shaking her head, her voice dropping into a serious, gossipy whisper. "Kat doesn't do cyber-goth. She hates cyber-goth. She told me last year that the whole neon-and-buckles aesthetic looks like a glowstick threw up in a hardware store. She normally goes Victorian. Velvet dresses, lace chokers, dark reds and blacks. Why on earth is she wearing neon green?"
Aerion sat perfectly still, taking a very slow, very careful bite of his sandwich. He kept his eyes locked firmly on the table. He couldn't say a word. If he admitted that his father was the architect behind the neon monstrosity, he would have to explain the entire email war, the bet, and the black tote bag from that morning.
"Maybe she lost a bet," Leo shrugged, entirely oblivious to Aerion’s internal panic. "Or maybe she's just having a weird day. She did show up with the mismatched eyes this morning."
"The eyes," a voice chimed in from the next table over.
Aerion turned his head slightly. Sitting at the adjacent circular table was Maya—the girl with the half-shaved head from Markl’s pottery class—along with Sarah and another girl from their year group. They had clearly been eavesdropping on the conversation.
Maya leaned backward, resting her arm against the back of Leo’s chair, her dark lined eyes wide with prime, top-tier school gossip.
"You guys talking about Kat’s eyes?" Maya asked, dropping her voice so the dinner ladies wouldn't overhear.
"Yeah," Sal nodded, immediately leaning in. "The purple and brown combo. It’s sick, but it’s definitely one of her weirder choices."
"Okay, so get this," Maya said, a triumphant smirk crossing her face. "I was in Markl’s class this morning during first period, doing Kat's makeup for whatever weird photo shoot she was doing. And Markl made a comment about how it was weird seeing her with her real eye color."
The entire table went completely silent. Even Benji stopped chewing his potato wedge.
"Wait, what?" Leo frowned. "She always wears contacts. Her eyes are green."
"No, they aren't," Sarah chimed in, leaning over Maya’s shoulder. "Kat explicitly told us that either the purple eye or the brown eye is her actual, genetic, biological eye color. She just wears colored lenses over them so nobody knows what she really looks like."
Aerion’s blood ran completely cold.
He stopped chewing. His heart did a violent somersault in his chest, hitting his ribs so hard it actually ached.
The purple eye. Aerion’s mind instantly short-circuited. He stared at the scratched plastic surface of the cafeteria table, the noise of the lunch hall fading into a dull, echoing roar in his ears.
Purple eyes were not a common genetic trait. They were not something you just happened to be born with. Violet eyes were the undisputed hallmark of the blood of Old Valyria. They were the signature of the Targaryen family.
His Uncle Baelor had heterochromia—one dark brown eye inherited from his Dornish mother, and one striking, luminous purple eye inherited from the Targaryen bloodline. His older cousin Valarr had the exact same mismatched eyes.
Aerion’s breathing turned shallow and fast.
Please, Aerion thought frantically, his hands gripping the edges of his plastic tray. Please do not let her be a long-lost relative. Please do not let her be some illegitimate Targaryen cousin or a secret aunt.
The idea was terrifying. If Kat was blood-related, his father would find out. Maekar would immediately involve the corporate lawyers, the family estate planners, and the board of directors. The sanctuary of the art room would be destroyed, replaced by scandal and rigid family politics. Kat wouldn't be his teacher anymore; she would be pulled into the cold, suffocating orbit of his family's empire.
But then, as the initial shock faded, a second, far more dangerous thought crept into Aerion’s ten-year-old brain.
Wait. Aerion slowly looked up from his tray, a small, slow smile beginning to tug at the corners of his mouth.
That would actually be so fucking cool.
He pictured it. He pictured Kat, in her six-inch spiked platform boots, her neon mesh top, and her bruised-plum lipstick, kicking down the mahogany doors of the Targaryen estate during one of their miserable, silent family dinners.
He imagined her sitting across the table from his Uncle Baelor, staring the perfect, golden heir down with her own mismatched eyes, telling him that his parenting advice was absolute rubbish. He imagined her blowing cigarette smoke directly into Mrs. Vance's face. He imagined Kat standing between Aerion and his furious father, completely unafraid, defending him with the same fierce, unyielding aggression she used to defend the exhausted kids on her beanbags.
If Kat was a Targaryen, she was the ultimate wildcard. She was a tiny, alternative, punk-rock dragon who had somehow escaped the golden cage and learned how to survive in the real world.
Aerion pressed his hand over his mouth, trying desperately to hide the giddy grin that was spreading across his face.
"Are you serious?" Sal demanded, entirely oblivious to Aerion’s internal family drama. She looked at Maya in disbelief. "One of them is real?"
"Dead serious," Maya nodded, looking immensely proud of her insider knowledge. "Markl confirmed it. But she refused to tell us which one it is. She just told us to figure it out."
"It's got to be the brown one," Benji said confidently, pointing his fork at the center of the table. "Brown is a dominant gene. Purple eyes are practically a myth. You only see those in, like inbred aristocratic families or people with weird mutations. Nobody in this neighborhood has purple eyes."
Aerion swallowed hard, sinking slightly lower in his seat, trying to hide his own striking violet eyes.
"I don't know, mate," Leo mused, rubbing his chin thoughtfully. "Kat’s not exactly a normal person. If anyone was going to have a freak genetic mutation that gave them a purple eye, it would be her."
"But think about it," Sal argued, leaning forward and resting her elbows on the table. "If her real eye is brown, that means her natural hair color is probably dark, right? Like a deep brunette or black."
"We don't even know what her natural hair color is!" Benji groaned, throwing his hands in the air. "She dyes it every three months! It’s fiery red right now, but do you guys remember last year?"
"Oh, my god, yeah," Maya laughed, leaning back against Leo’s chair. "She had bright blue hair last year. Like, literal Sonic the Hedgehog neon blue. And before that, it was split-dyed pink and black."
Aerion listened to the group, his fascination overriding his anxiety. He tried to picture Kat—the loud, wildly expressive woman who had linked arms with him and skipped down the hallway—looking entirely normal.
He tried to strip away the bright hair dye, imagining it as a plain, flat brown. He tried to mentally erase the black eyeliner, the dark plum lipstick, and the silver hoop piercing in her nose. He tried to picture her taking off the platform boots and the neon mesh, replacing them with a sensible, beige cardigan and a pair of flat, practical shoes.
He tried to picture her looking like a normal school teacher.
The image formed in his mind, and Aerion physically shuddered. It was horrifying. It was like looking at a vibrant, wildly painted canvas that had been aggressively whitewashed. A 'normal' Kat wouldn't have stood out a window to smoke. A 'normal' Kat wouldn't have emailed his father to fight over a stuffed dragon.
"I can't picture it," Sal shuddered, echoing Aerion’s exact thoughts. "Kat with plain brown hair and sensible shoes. It feels wrong. It feels like a glitch in the matrix."
"I don't care what she actually looks like," Leo decided, grabbing his crushed energy drink can. "I like our weird, chaotic Kat. Even if she is currently dressed like a radioactive traffic cone."
"Agreed," Benji nodded solemnly, raising his carton of apple juice in a mock toast. "To the radioactive traffic cone."
The rest of the table raised their respective drinks, tapping them together in the center of the table. Aerion joined in, clinking his orange juice carton against Leo’s can, a bright, unburdened laugh escaping his lips.
He didn't care if she was a secret Targaryen. He didn't care if she was a distant cousin or a total stranger. It didn't matter whose blood ran in her veins, because Kat Hart had already done more to protect him, to make him feel seen, and to make him feel safe in three days than his actual family had done in his entire life.
She was one of them. She was the Queen of the Gremlins.
The loud, grating buzzer of the school bell suddenly blared through the cafeteria, cutting through the noise and signaling the end of the lunch hour.
"Right, that’s us," Leo sighed, standing up and hoisting his heavy backpack over his shoulder. He looked down at Aerion. "You've got double Science now, mate. Back to the dungeon with Dr. Miller."
Aerion groaned, grabbing his bag from the chair. He picked up his empty tray, following his friends toward the disposal bins near the exit.
As they pushed through the doors and out into the main hallway, the chaotic, crushing stampede of students was already in full swing. Aerion navigated the crowd easily now, keeping pace with Leo and Benji as they headed for the main stairwell.
"Hey, Aerion," Leo said, pulling his phone from his pocket as they hit the first landing. He tapped the screen, unlocking it. "Did you see the message Sal sent in the group chat while we were eating?"
Aerion patted the pocket of his jeans. He hadn't felt his phone buzz over the noise of the cafeteria. "No, what was it?"
Leo grinned, holding his phone out so Aerion could see the screen.
It was a picture Sal had secretly snapped from across the cafeteria. The image was slightly blurry, zoomed in on the staff room doors. But it clearly captured Kat, standing in her full, unhinged neon glory, looking down at a piece of paper in her hand.
The caption beneath the photo read: When your custom character appears in a serious cutscene.
Aerion burst out laughing, the sound echoing loudly in the crowded stairwell. He pulled his own phone out, opening the chat to save the picture.
He stared at the image on his screen. He looked at the neon mesh, the chains, and the ridiculous boots his father had so carefully selected. He thought about Maekar, sitting in his glass-walled office unaware that his tactical, corporate joke was currently the subject of widespread amusement.
Aerion locked his phone, slipping it back into his pocket, a smile breaking across his face.
And as he followed Leo up the stairs, laughing under his breath, he realised something that would have horrified his father completely.
He was glad he’d been kicked out.
For the first time in his life, Aerion didn’t feel like a problem to be managed.
He just felt like… Aerion
Notes:
No cyber-goth slander intended! I actually love the style—this is just very much not Kat or Maekar’s vibe.
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Chapter 10: Chapter Ten: The Ashes of Empire
Summary:
In which Maekar Targaryen realizes he’s "Dictionary Boy" in a lonely glass tower.
Song recommendation for this chapter -
Burning Pile – Mother Mother
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
The final bell of the day did not chime politely. It tore through the concrete corridors of King’s Row Academy like a wailing banshee, a harsh, grating klaxon that instantly shattered whatever fragile concentration the student body had managed to maintain through the afternoon slump.
To Aerion sitting in the back row of a remarkably dusty Geography classroom, it was the greatest sound in the world.
The room erupted. Chairs shrieked against the scuffed linoleum, backpacks were zipped with frantic, desperate speed, and the low, lethargic hum of thirty bored kids instantly transformed into a roaring, chaotic stampede for the door.
"Finally," Leo groaned, practically launching himself out of his hard plastic chair. He shoved a crumpled worksheet into the depths of his bag without looking. "I thought Mr. Henderson was going to talk about soil erosion until we all literally turned into dust and blew away."
Aerion laughed, carefully sliding his own notebook into his new dark grey Vans backpack. "It wasn't that bad. The part about tectonic plates was interesting."
"You are a massive swot, Targaryen, and I say that with the utmost respect," Leo grinned, clapping him on the shoulder. "Come on. If we don't beat the rush to the main stairwell, we're going to get trampled by the year-elevens."
They joined the surging, sweaty tide of students pouring out of the History and Geography wing. The air in the hallway was thick with the scent of cheap aerosol deodorant, stale crisps, and the electric thrill of freedom.
As they reached the central T-junction, the crowd began to splinter. Some headed for the front gates to catch their buses, while others broke off toward the sports hall.
"I'm heading out front," Leo shouted over the din, adjusting the straps of his bag. "You going to Kat's room for your posh pickup?"
"Yeah," Aerion nodded, feeling a familiar, warm spark of anticipation in his chest. "I'll see you tomorrow, Leo."
"Laters, mate! Text the group chat if your dad buys you any more cool shit!" Leo cackled, throwing up a casual two-finger salute as he disappeared into the crushing throng of students heading for the main exit.
Aerion smiled, turning his back on the chaotic main thoroughfare and walking down the significantly quieter, brightly painted yellow brick road toward the Arts wing.
The door to Kat’s classroom was propped open with a paint-splattered brick. The pulsing, rhythmic beat of a 1990s hip-hop track was vibrating through the floorboards, though the volume had been turned down significantly from its morning levels.
Aerion stepped into the doorway, his eyes scanning the room.
The space was a disaster zone, but it was a beautiful one. Desks were pushed out of alignment, stools were overturned, and the sinks at the back of the room were currently filled to the brim with murky, brown-tinted water and soaking paintbrushes. The air smelled of lavender incense, wet clay, and the sharp, chemical tang of acrylic medium.
Sitting atop her desk, looking like the undisputed, unhinged queen of the wreckage, was Kat.
She was still wearing the outfit.
The toxic, neon-green mesh crop top practically glowed in the fading afternoon sunlight streaming through the windows. The pleated black-and-neon plaid skirt was draped over the edge of the desk, the silver chains and safety pins glinting sharply. Her legs, encased in the staggering platform boots, dangled casually over the edge, kicking back and forth to the beat of the music.
Her makeup was still flawlessly gothic—the black winged eyeliner and the bruised-plum lipstick stark against her pale skin. And, staring intently at the glowing screen of her laptop, were those striking, mismatched purple and brown eyes.
She looked ridiculous. She looked like home.
"Hi, Kat," Aerion called out softly, stepping into the room.
Kat’s head snapped up. The concentrated frown on her face instantly melted away, replaced by a wide smile that reached all the way to her mismatched eyes.
"Aerion! Duck! You survived the afternoon!" Kat cheered, slamming her laptop shut and sliding off the desk. The platform boots hit the linoleum with a echoing CLOMP. "How was Geography? Did Henderson put you in a coma?"
"Almost," Aerion chuckled, walking over to his desk to collect his coat he had left behind that morning. "Leo said he thought we were going to turn to dust."
"Leo has a flair for the dramatic, but he isn't entirely wrong," Kat laughed, walking over to the sink and beginning to scrub a handful of wide-bristle brushes under the tap. "Henderson is a lovely man, but he has the vocal inflection of a dial tone. Right, your chariot awaits out back, yeah? Thomas is parked by the fire door?"
"Yeah, he should be," Aerion said, lingering by the edge of her desk. He didn't want to leave just yet. He dragged his thumb nervously along the strap of his backpack. "Um. Kat?"
"Yeah?" Kat asked, looking at him over her shoulder, shaking the excess water from a brush.
"I talked to my dad last night. About the after-school clubs," Aerion started, his heart beating a little faster. He was so used to having to fight for every single concession in his life, the reality of his father actually agreeing to something still felt fragile, like a glass ornament that might shatter if he spoke too loudly. "He said... he said I could do them."
Kat turned off the tap, wiping her hands on a stained rag looped through the belt of her chaotic skirt. She leaned against the counter, her expression softening into a look of warm affection.
"He said I could do the percussion ensemble with Mr. Stool on Tuesdays and Thursdays," Aerion continued, a uncontainable smile breaking across his face. "And... he said I could do the Urban Arts club with you on Wednesdays and Fridays."
Aerion waited for her to look surprised. He waited for her to congratulate him on convincing the unyielding Maekar Targaryen to loosen his iron grip.
Instead, Kat just let out a soft, knowing chuckle, her mismatched eyes sparkling with amusement.
"I know, chuck," Kat said gently, walking back over to her desk and hopping back up onto it, the chains on her skirt rattling loudly.
Aerion blinked, entirely confused. "You know?"
"Oh, yeah," Kat nodded, reaching out to tap the closed lid of her laptop. "I got an automated ping from the district's financial portal right around lunch time. The notification pops up whenever a new student is added to the extracurricular roster. Your dad didn't just sign the permission slips, Aerion. The man paid the enrollment fees for the entire academic year, up front, in full, for both clubs."
Aerion’s jaw dropped slightly. "He paid for the whole year? Already?"
"Yep," Kat grinned, crossing her arms over her chest. The neon-green mesh caught the light, making the melting smiley face graphic across her chest look particularly manic. "Say what you will about Dictionary Boy, but the man is ruthlessly efficient when it comes to administrative logistics. Once he makes a decision, he executes it with extreme prejudice. He even paid the voluntary 'instrument maintenance' surcharge for Stool’s drum kits."
Aerion stood perfectly still, his mind reeling. His father hadn't just agreed to the clubs to get Aerion to stop bothering him. He hadn't just paid for a week to see if Aerion actually liked it. Maekar Targaryen had decisively invested in his son's joy for the entire year. It was a commitment. It was a promise.
"Wow," Aerion breathed, looking down at his scuffed high-tops.
"Exactly," Kat smiled softly, understanding the weight of the moment for the boy. She knew how hard it was to earn ground with a strict parent. "So, you're officially one of my after-school gremlins now. Which means you are legally obligated to help me scrub the sinks on Fridays."
Aerion looked back up, his violet eyes shining. "I don't mind. What do we actually do in the art club? Is it just painting on canvases?"
"Canvases?" Kat scoffed, waving her hand dismissively. "God, no. Canvases are for the curriculum. Canvases are boring. In the after-school club, we go big. We do public installations. Street art. We do things that actually leave a mark on the world."
Aerion stepped closer to the desk, captivated by the fiery passion in her voice. "Like what?"
"Well," Kat leaned forward, resting her elbows on her knees, her platform boots swinging slightly. "Right now, we are gearing up for a huge project. The city council recently acquired a dilapidated, incredibly ugly concrete underpass near the old textile factories. It’s covered in terrible, offensive graffiti and looks like a nightmare."
Aerion nodded, listening intently.
"The council wants to revitalize the area, make it safe for the community," Kat explained, her hands moving animatedly as she spoke. "So, they put out a commission for a public mural. A massive, sprawling piece of street art to cover the entire length of the underpass. And they awarded the commission to me."
Aerion’s eyes widened. "You? You're going to paint a whole underpass?"
"Not just me," Kat corrected, a proud smile spreading across her face. "Us. The Urban Arts club. We are holding a design competition starting next week. Everyone in the club gets to submit a concept sketch. We’ll vote on the best elements, and I will personally take the winning design, perfect it, scale it up, and translate it into a master blueprint."
"And then?" Aerion asked, breathless.
"And then," Kat grinned, "I take you lot down to the underpass with fifty cans of industrial spray paint, a dozen rollers, and a scaffolding rig, and we paint the bloody thing ourselves. The winner of the competition gets their art permanently immortalized on a public building, signed by the entire crew."
Aerion’s jaw practically hit the linoleum floor.
He was ten years old. He was a boy who had spent his entire life being told not to touch the walls, not to scuff the floors, to remain invisible and pristine. And now, his chaotic, yellow-eyed (well, purple-and-brown-eyed today) art teacher was telling him that he was going to be handed a can of spray paint and told to vandalize a city structure with the explicit permission of the local government.
"That is incredible," Aerion whispered, his mind racing with a thousand different design ideas. Dragons. Wyverns. Huge cityscapes engulfed in neon flames.
"It's going to be a riot," Kat agreed enthusiastically. "It’s hard work, mind you. We’ll be out there in the freezing cold for weeks, covered in paint fumes and scaffolding dust. But there is nothing in the world quite like standing back and looking at a wall that you transformed with your own two hands."
"Have you... have you done it before?" Aerion asked, leaning his elbows on the edge of her desk. "Painted a public building?"
"Oh, yeah," Kat nodded casually, reaching up to adjust one of the silver hoops in her ear. "I’ve done two others in the city over the last few years. Mostly freelance commissions, before I started looping the kids into it. They're scattered around."
"Where?" Aerion asked eagerly. "Can I go see them?"
"You probably could, yeah," Kat hummed, staring up at the ceiling as she recalled the locations. "The first one I did was a few years ago. It’s over by the community kids' park in the lower-east district, near the old railway bridge. It's a colorful geometric piece. Lots of bright shapes and intertwined animals. The local primary school kids love it."
Aerion nodded. He didn't know the lower-east district well, having only just been exiled to it, but he could imagine a bright, vibrant mural breathing life into a grey concrete park.
"And the second one?" Aerion pressed.
"The second one is a bit further out," Kat said, her brow furrowing slightly. "It's actually closer to your neck of the woods, I reckon. Right on the border of the financial district. There's this brutalist parking structure near the central banking plaza. The owners wanted something to break up the aggressive grey concrete, so they commissioned a piece for the retaining wall facing the main intersection."
Aerion froze.
The air in his lungs suddenly went still. His blood ran cold, and then instantly rushed hot to his face.
The financial district. The retaining wall facing the main intersection.
"What..." Aerion started, his voice suddenly sounding small and tight. He swallowed hard, his throat clicking. "What does it look like?"
Kat didn't notice the sudden shift in his demeanor. She was looking at her own hands, picking a fleck of dried acrylic off her thumb.
"It's a bit darker than my usual stuff," Kat explained, her voice taking on a thoughtful, artistic cadence. "It’s a highly detailed piece. It’s a giant, crumbling golden crown, but the crown is entirely engulfed in these deep, dark, violet-hued flames. The smoke from the fire twists up and turns into the skyline of the city. I called it 'The Ashes of Empire'. It took me three months to finish. I had to use a cherry-picker crane just to reach the top of the flames."
Aerion Targaryen stopped breathing.
His entire body went completely rigid. The chaotic noise of the distant hallways, the low hum of the acoustic music playing from the speaker, the smell of lavender and clay—it all vanished, sucked into a ringing vacuum of shock.
The Ashes of Empire.
He knew that mural.
Every single person who lived in the affluent, upper-echelon circles of the city knew that mural. It was breathtakingly masterpiece of modern street art. It dominated the skyline of the financial sector, a blazing, violet inferno of rebellion painted directly across the street from the towering glass skyscrapers of the corporate elite.
Aerion passed it every single day in the town car.
But it wasn't just a famous piece of local art.
It was an obsession. A relentless, consuming obsession for the Targaryen family.
Aerion’s mind flashed back to a dinner party held at the estate six months ago. He remembered his Uncle Baelor, standing in the drawing room with a glass of scotch, talking animatedly about the staggering genius of the piece. Baelor had been desperately trying to track down the anonymous artist. He wanted to commission a private gallery piece for his estate. He had offered a staggering bounty to anyone who could unmask the creator.
And it wasn't just Baelor.
Maekar Targaryen—the man who despised modern art, the man who called street art 'vandalism' and 'uncivilized'—had stood in front of his desk just last month, staring at a high-resolution photograph of that exact mural. Maekar had hired private corporate investigators to find the artist. He wanted to purchase the copyright. He wanted to commission a smaller replica of the crumbling, violet-flamed crown to hang in the pristine, minimalist lobby of the Targaryen Enterprises executive suite, claiming it perfectly captured the ruthless, destructive nature of corporate conquest.
They had spent thousands of pounds trying to find the genius behind the spray paint. The artist had remained a ghost, communicating only through encrypted proxy emails with the city planners, entirely refusing to reveal their identity to the corporate vultures circling their work.
And now, sitting on a scuffed wooden desk in a dusty public school classroom, wearing a toxic neon-green mesh crop top and six-inch platform boots, that exact elusive genius was swinging her legs and picking paint out from under her fingernails.
Kat Hart was the ghost. Kat Hart was the artist his father had been hunting for six months.
Aerion stared at her. He didn't blink. He didn't move. His ten-year-old brain was experiencing a catastrophic, system-wide failure, entirely unable to process the astronomical irony of the situation.
It was too much. The universe was playing a hilarious joke, and Aerion was the only person on the planet who held the punchline.
"Aerion?"
The soft concerned voice broke through the ringing vacuum in his ears.
Aerion blinked, his vision snapping back into focus.
Kat was no longer looking at her hands. She had leaned forward, her mismatched purple and brown eyes wide with genuine alarm. The fierce, cyber-goth persona melted away instantly, replaced by the hyper-vigilant, deeply empathetic teacher who guarded her students like a dragon hoarding gold.
"Duck? Are you alright?" Kat asked, her voice tight with worry. She slid off the desk. She reached out, her hands hovering just inches from his shoulders, clearly unsure if he wanted to be touched. "You've gone completely white, mate. You look like you're about to pass out."
Aerion swallowed hard, his throat clicking loudly in the quiet room. He forced his lungs to expand, drawing in a shaky, stuttering breath of lavender-scented air.
"I..." Aerion started, his voice sounding thin and reedy. He couldn't tell her. If he told her that his family was hunting her, she would panic. She would retreat. The safe haven of the art room would be shattered by corporate lawyers and non-disclosure agreements. He had to protect her secret, even from herself. "I'm okay. I just... I stood up too fast."
Kat didn't look entirely convinced. Her dark lined eyes swept over his pale face, searching for signs of distress. "Are you sure? Do you need to sit down? I can get you a glass of water, or a biscuit. I've got some chocolate Hobnobs in the drawer."
"No, I'm fine," Aerion insisted, forcing a small, reassuring smile onto his face. The color slowly began to return to his cheeks. "Really, Kat. I just felt dizzy for a second. I didn't eat much at lunch."
Kat sighed, a relieved breath escaping her bruised-plum lips. She let her hands drop to her sides, the tension bleeding out of her shoulders.
"Right. Well, you need to eat more than a ham sandwich if you're going to survive the rigors of public education, mate," Kat scolded gently, reaching out to affectionately ruffle his silver hair. "Your brain needs fuel to process all this artistic genius."
"I will," Aerion promised, gripping the straps of his backpack tightly.
"Okay. Good," Kat smiled, stepping back and leaning against her desk. "You better get going, then. Thomas will be wondering if you've been abducted by the drama department. Have a good night's sleep, Aerion. You've got your first proper drum class with Stool tomorrow, so you need your energy. He’s going to make you sweat."
"I can't wait," Aerion said, the truth ringing clearly in his voice.
He turned toward the back of the classroom, heading for the reinforced metal fire door.
"See you tomorrow, Kat!" Aerion called over his shoulder.
"Laters, Duck! Don't forget your homework!" Kat shouted back, her bright, boisterous energy returning in full force.
Aerion pushed the metal bar, pushing the door open and stepping out into the freezing evening air. The door clicked shut behind him, sealing the chaotic warmth of the art room away.
The town car was idling exactly where it always was, the exhaust pluming white in the chill air.
Aerion walked across the cracked asphalt, his mind still spinning wildly, unable to process the magnitude of the secret he was currently carrying. He felt like he was holding a live grenade.
He pulled the rear door open and slid into the luxurious, heated leather interior, pulling the door shut with a solid thud.
"Good evening, Master Aerion," Thomas greeted warmly from the driver's seat, catching the boy's eye in the rearview mirror.
Thomas paused. His professional, practiced smile faltered slightly.
He had driven Aerion Targaryen for years. He knew the boy’s moods. He knew the sullen silence of anger, the quiet trembling of anxiety, and the bright, bouncing energy of yesterday's joy.
But the expression currently plastered across Aerion’s face was entirely new.
The boy looked shell-shocked. His eyes were wide, staring blankly at the back of the passenger seat. His jaw was slightly slack, and he was clutching his backpack to his chest as if it contained the nuclear launch codes. He looked exactly like a person who had just witnessed a UFO landing in a supermarket parking lot.
"Master Aerion?" Thomas asked, his voice dropping into a tone of concern. He shifted in his seat, ready to throw the car into park and storm the school if the boy had been hurt. "Are you quite alright, sir? Did something happen today? Was there another incident in the cafeteria?"
Aerion blinked, slowly pulling himself out of his shock-induced trance. He looked up at the rearview mirror, meeting Thomas’s worried gaze.
A slow unhinged grin began to spread across Aerion’s face.
"No, Thomas," Aerion whispered, his voice trembling with a mixture of awe and suppressed, hysterical laughter. "Nothing bad happened. I just... I met a real artist today."
Thomas frowned, thoroughly confused. "A real artist? You mean at the school, sir?"
"Yes," Aerion breathed, turning his head to look out the tinted, double-paned window toward the fire door of the art wing. "My art teacher... she's a real artist."
Before Thomas could ask for clarification on what exactly constituted a 'real' artist in a public school setting, a sudden roar shattered the quiet evening air of the parking lot.
VROOOOM.
Thomas jumped, his hands tightening on the steering wheel, as the source of the noise tore out from the corner of the lot.
It was the vintage black Bentley.
The luxury vehicle didn't just drive past; it practically flew, the tires crunching over the loose gravel. The driver's side window was rolled down, despite the freezing temperature, and a plume of grey cigarette smoke was billowing out into the wind.
The thumping bass of a 1990s grunge rock track was blasting from the car’s speakers with enough force to rattle the glass of the town car.
Aerion pressed his face against the tinted window, watching the Bentley speed past.
Kat was behind the wheel. She had a hand-rolled cigarette pinched between her bruised-plum lips, and she was headbanging to the music, her mismatched eyes focused intently on the road.
But she wasn't alone.
Sitting in the passenger seat of the Bentley, looking entirely relaxed and unfazed by the terrifying speed or the deafening music, was Markl.
The handsome pottery teacher. He had one arm slung casually out the open window, tapping a rhythm against the black paint of the car door, laughing loudly at something Kat had just screamed over the music.
The Bentley had tore out of the parking lot, taking the corner with a screech of tires, and vanished down the darkening street, the red taillights fading into the city traffic.
Aerion remained pressed against the glass, staring at the empty street long after the car had disappeared.
His ten-year-old brain, already overloaded by the revelation of the mural, encountered aq new, entirely unexpected variable.
Markl was in her car. Aerion blinked, leaning back against the leather seat. Kat and Markl were always together. They banished each other's students. They threw sponges at each other's heads. They banter constantly. And now, they were leaving school together, in her vintage car, looking incredibly comfortable in each other's presence.
Aerion’s eyes widened.
Wait, Aerion thought, a scandalous realization hitting him. Where are they going together? Are they... wait. Are they dating?!
The idea was explosive. The Queen of the Gremlins and the Potter in the Top Hat. It must be the ultimate school gossip, a secret alliance forged in the chaotic depths of the Arts wing.
"Well," Thomas murmured from the front seat, shaking his head as he watched the smoke clear from the parking lot. "That woman certainly knows how to make an exit. Should we head home, Master Aerion?"
Aerion tore his eyes away from the window, looking at the driver. His mind was a spinning vortex of secrets. He knew the identity of the most sought-after street artist in the city. He knew his father was actively buying gothic clothing for that exact artist. And he was ninety percent sure his two favorite teachers were secretly in love.
"Yes, please, Thomas," Aerion said happily. "Let's go home."
The sixty-fourth floor of the Targaryen corporate tower was a masterclass in silent, oppressive power. The hum of the city traffic below was entirely negated by the triple-paned acoustic glass, leaving only the soft, rhythmic clicking of a Patek Philippe wall clock and the aggressive tapping of Maekar’s fountain pen against his desk.
It was five-fifteen in the evening. The golden hour was fading into a bruised, twilight purple across the skyline. Maekar was in the final hour of his workday.
He leaned back in his chair, his eyes scanning a quarterly projection report from the acquisitions department. The numbers were solid. The profit margins were exactly where he had demanded they be. He should have been satisfied. He should have been mentally preparing for his evening review of the Asian markets.
Instead, he was distracted.
He glanced at his smartphone, resting face-up next to his keyboard. The screen was black.
Maekar set his pen down with a sharp clack. He reached out, his thumb hovering over the screen, before he snatched his hand back, pressing his fingers firmly against his temple.
I am a CEO, Maekar reminded himself brutally, a familiar flare of irritation tightening his jaw. I do not sit by a telephone waiting for correspondence like a lovesick teenager.
He turned his attention to his secondary monitor, pulling up the digital dashboard that linked to the household staff at the estate. He had demanded regular, precise updates on his sons’ whereabouts.
A notification from Mrs. Vance sat at the top of the feed.
16:30 - Aerion has arrived home. He has retreated to his quarters to commence his assigned homework. Aegon is currently refusing his afternoon nap and is being exceptionally difficult. Daeron and Aemon remain at St. Jude’s for their respective extracurricular clubs.
Maekar let out a low, gravelly sigh, rubbing the back of his neck. He could picture it perfectly. Daeron was undoubtedly standing on a fencing piste, complaining loudly to Valarr about the sheer injustice of having to sweat in protective gear while Aerion was allowed to roam free in public school. Aemon, conversely, was likely sitting in contented silence over a chessboard, utterly oblivious to his brother’s misery. Aegon was screaming. And Aerion... Aerion was supposedly doing homework.
Maekar looked back at his silent phone.
He had checked his email inbox exactly twenty eight times in the last three hours. He had explicitly forbidden himself from doing so, and yet, his thumb seemed to possess a rebellious autonomy.
He had expected a reaction around lunchtime. He had authorized the transfer of the extortionate enrollment fees for Aerion’s Tuesday and Thursday percussion ensemble, and he had preemptively paid the fees for the Wednesday and Friday Urban Arts club. He had even paid the 'voluntary instrument maintenance surcharge' for the madman with the ruler.
He knew, based on the sheer speed with which she had communicated yesterday, that Miss Hart would receive an automated ping from the district portal the second the funds cleared. He had fully anticipated an email. He had expected a snarky comment about his sudden burst of philanthropy, or perhaps another poorly translated High Valyrian insult regarding his efficiency.
He had received nothing. Radio silence.
Maekar scowled, the silence chafing against his usual demand for immediate, responsive control. He told himself he didn't care. He told himself he was merely checking his inbox for important updates regarding the eastern shipping conglomerate merger.
"Larys!" Maekar barked, the sudden volume of his voice startling even himself.
The glass door to the office practically flew open. Larys scrambled inside, his posture rigid, looking as though he expected Maekar to throw a stapler at his head.
"Yes, Mr. Targaryen? Do you require the revised contracts for the—"
"I require coffee," Maekar snapped, waving a hand dismissively toward the door. "Black. Immediately. And ensure it is not that dreadful, watered-down swill they brewed this morning."
"Right away, sir! Extra bold, black as midnight. I shall fetch it personally," Larys squeaked, immediately reversing out of the room and pulling the door shut.
Maekar watched the assistant practically sprint across the polished marble lobby, shaking his head in irritation.
The man is going to have a coronary before he turns thirty, Maekar thought grimly. Larys had grown increasingly, pathologically jumpy over the last three years. Every time Maekar raised his voice, the assistant looked like he was bracing for a physical blow. It was pathetic, but Maekar had to admit, Larys had outlasted every other personal assistant who had attempted to survive the crucible of the executive suite.
As Maekar waited for his caffeine, his personal phone vibrated against the wood of his desk.
Ping.
Maekar’s hand shot out on pure instinct, but he caught himself. He froze, his fingers hovering millimeters above the device.
Do not look, he ordered himself, his pride wrestling with his curiosity. It is merely a confirmation email from the legal department. You are not desperate for conversation.
He forced himself to pull his hand back. He crossed his arms over his chest, leaning back in his chair, and stubbornly stared at the digital clock on his monitor. He would wait five minutes. He would prove to himself that he was entirely in control of his own impulses. He would read it when he had his coffee.
The five minutes stretched on with agonizing, glacial slowness.
Finally, the glass door clicked open, and Larys scurried in, carefully balancing a steaming ceramic mug on a small saucer. He placed it delicately on the edge of the desk, terrified of spilling a single drop on the vital paperwork.
"Your coffee, Mr. Targaryen," Larys murmured, taking a quick step back.
"Dismissed," Maekar grunted, picking up the mug.
The moment the door clicked shut behind the assistant, Maekar snatched the phone off the desk, unlocking the screen with a swift, decisive swipe of his thumb.
He opened his email client.
He had to bite down on the inside of his cheek to force the sudden, triumphant smile off his face.
It wasn't the legal department.
NEW EMAIL: K. Hart - Arts & Humanities Dept.
Subject: The Posh Boy Upgrade & Official Paperwork
Maekar took a slow sip of the scalding black coffee, relishing the dark, bitter taste as he began to read.
Dear Mr. Targaryen,
First and foremost, I wanted to extend a genuine thank you for the donation of clothing you sent in with Aerion this morning. The items have already been sorted into the spare drawer, and they are going to make a difference for several of our students as the weather turns. It was an incredibly kind gesture.
Maekar blinked, his brow furrowing slightly. The tone was completely wrong. It was entirely professional, deeply sincere, and entirely lacking in the chaotic sarcasm that had defined their previous correspondence. She was actually thanking him for the cashmere he had used as a smokescreen for his neon-green contraband.
He continued reading, waiting for the inevitable punchline.
Secondly, please find attached the mandatory permission and liability waiver for the Urban Arts Club. As you have already so aggressively and efficiently handled the financial requirements (which caused a minor panic in the district accounting office, well done), all I need is your digital signature on the attached PDF to finalize his enrollment. As you where informed his first official club meeting with me will be this Friday.
Maekar opened the attachment without a second thought. It was a standard, boilerplate liability waiver absolving the school of responsibility should a student trip over a paint can or inhale fumes. He didn't bother reading the fine print. He dragged his stylus across the digital signature line and hit 'return'.
He scrolled back to the main body of the email.
As for Aerion’s day: he is thriving. He navigated his classes with significantly more confidence today. The new clothes were a brilliant tactical choice; he looks infinitely more comfortable, and he has already integrated seamlessly into a solid peer group. He spent the entirety of morning break arguing about video game mechanics with Leo and Benji, and he managed to survive Mr. Abernathy’s history lecture without falling into a coma. He is doing exactly what he needs to do to survive this place.
Warmly,
Kat
Maekar stared at the screen, the coffee turning lukewarm in his mug.
He read the update on Aerion’s day, a strange, incredibly complex mixture of relief and irritation swirling in his chest.
He was relieved, that the boy was safe. He had spent the entire drive home yesterday convincing himself that King’s Row was a violent, feral holding pen, and that Aerion was suffering in silence. But Kat’s email painted a vastly different picture. Integrated seamlessly into a solid peer group. Arguing about video games. His son, the boy who had isolated himself in his stripped bedroom, had made friends. He was actually socializing.
But the irritation... the irritation stemmed from the fact that the email was a dead end.
It was a perfect, comprehensive update from a dedicated teacher to a concerned parent. It gave him everything he needed to know about his son.
And it gave him nothing about her.
There was no sarcastic post-script. There were no absurd emojis. There was no mention of the neon-green mesh crop top, or the six-inch platform boots he had meticulously selected for her. She had completely ignored the entire chaotic, petty foundation of their digital relationship and retreated behind a wall of professionalism.
Maekar scowled, setting his coffee mug down.
He didn't know how to proceed. If he pushed the banter, he risked looking like an unprofessional, desperate man harassing an employee. But if he accepted the professional tone, the game was over.
He wanted to know more about the woman who fought him over stuffed dragons. He wanted to know what she looked like beyond the single, tightly cropped photograph of bruised-plum lips and neon mesh. He wanted to know how a woman with that much fiery, chaotic energy ended up teaching art in a public school.
Maekar’s fingers hovered over the keyboard. How did one casually inquire about the personal life of an eccentric public school teacher without sounding like a lunatic?
He decided to employ a classic, subtle corporate interrogation tactic: the leading, presumptive question.
To: K. Hart - Arts & Humanities Dept.
Subject: Re: The Posh Boy Upgrade & Official Paperwork
Miss Hart,
The signed liability waiver is attached. Your prompt update regarding Aerion’s integration is noted and appreciated. It is reassuring to hear that the 'camouflage' was effective, and that he has managed to locate peers who share his apparent enthusiasm for digital violence.
I note that your after-school commitments require a significant investment of your personal time, particularly if you are managing both the arts programs and the emotional crises of your 'gremlins' late into the evening. Does your partner not object to the sheer volume of unpaid hours you dedicate to this institution? I imagine such relentless chaotic energy would be exhausting to manage on a domestic front.
He hit send.
It was a clumsy, heavy-handed attempt to pry into her personal life, completely disguised as a polite inquiry about her work-life balance. If she was the lonely spinster he had profiled her to be, she would either ignore the question or defensively clarify her single status. If she was married, she would mention a husband.
He leaned forward, his elbows resting on the desk, waiting.
Exactly five minutes later, his phone buzzed.
To: Maekar Targaryen
Subject: Re: The Posh Boy Upgrade & Official Paperwork
I appreciate the prompt return of the paperwork. The district accountants will sleep soundly tonight knowing the Targaryen fortune has formally backed the arts program.
As for the late hours: I thrive on the chaos, Maekar. Truly. I love sharing my passion for art with these kids. It keeps my evenings busy, and it keeps me in a solid, productive routine. Actually, the only reason club was canceled today is because Markl and I had to go survey a off-site project we are launching in a few weeks. It requires a lot of logistical planning, but it's going to be spectacular.
Have a peaceful evening. Try not to buy any more companies before dinner.
Maekar stared at the email.
He read it twice. He read it three times.
A dark scowl settled over his features, his jaw clenching so tightly his teeth ground together.
She had flawlessly dodged the question. She had skipped over the inquiry about a partner, smoothly pivoting the conversation into a passionate rant about her dedication to her students and her precious art projects.
And, even worse, she had casually dropped the name 'Markl' into the narrative.
Markl. Maekar remembered Aerion mentioning that name. He was the other art teacher. The one who had told Aerion that the school was non-uniform.
Maekar’s eyes narrowed into dangerous slits. Why was she spending her canceled evening surveying off-site projects with another male teacher? Was 'Markl' the partner he had inquired about? Were they a chaotic, bohemian couple who spent their evenings painting murals and smoking in camper vans?
The thought was irrational, entirely unfounded, and yet, it irritated Maekar to an unreasonable degree.
He didn't like being kept in the dark. He didn't like mysteries he couldn't solve.
Maekar shoved his chair back, standing up from his desk. He began to pace the length of his office, his hands clasped behind his back.
He could solve this. He was a man with limitless resources. He didn't need to ask her clumsy questions via a school email server.
He walked over to his secondary monitor and opened a secure, private browser window. His fingers flew across the keyboard.
Kat Hart. Art Teacher. King’s Row Academy.
He hit enter.
If she was a modern woman, she undoubtedly had a digital footprint. A public social media profile, a LinkedIn page, an online portfolio of her artwork. He could find a photograph. He could find her relationship status. He could pull back the curtain and see exactly who he had been bantering with for the last forty-eight hours.
The search engine populated thousands of results.
Maekar’s hand hovered over the mouse. He looked at the first link—a directory listing for the teaching staff of the lower-east district.
He hesitated.
He stared at the glowing blue hyperlink, feeling a sudden sense of distaste wash over him.
If he clicked that link, he would find the answers. He would see her face. He would know her history. But... it felt cheap. It felt like cheating.
The entire thrill of their interaction was the anonymity. It was the fact that she didn't treat him like a terrifying corporate overlord, because she didn't truly know the extent of his power. And he liked not knowing exactly what she looked like, because it allowed him to focus entirely on the brilliant, chaotic edge of her personality.
If he Googled her, he would drag their strange, fascinating dynamic into the sterile, boring reality of the real world.
"Where is the fun in that?" Maekar muttered out loud to the empty room, his deep voice rough with self-deprecation.
He closed the browser window, deleting the search history.
He walked back to his desk, picking up his phone. He opened the email thread again, staring at her final message. He wanted to reply. He wanted to drag her back into the mud of their petty, sarcastic war. He wanted to ask her what the 'off-site project' was, just to keep her talking.
Maekar’s thumb hovered over the reply button.
He paused.
He looked at the dark screen of his phone, and then he looked around his silent empty office. The city lights were beginning to twinkle through the floor-to-ceiling glass, vast and cold.
A crushing realization hit him square in the chest, knocking the breath completely out of his lungs.
Gods, Maekar thought, a wave of humiliating self-awareness crashing over him. I am begging. I am actively begging a public school art teacher I have never met to pay attention to me just to pass the time.
He was overwhelmingly lonely. He had built an empire, but he had entirely isolated himself within it. The only highlight of his entire week had been arguing about neon mesh and High Valyrian with a woman who likely viewed him as nothing more than an arrogant, necessary evil in her student's life.
It was pathetic.
Maekar slammed the phone face-down onto the desk.
He needed to break the cycle. He needed to interact with someone who actually existed in his sphere of reality, someone who didn't communicate exclusively in emojis and defiance.
He grabbed his desk phone, jabbing a button to connect directly to his assistant.
"Larys," Maekar barked, his voice tight.
"Yes, Mr. Targaryen?" Larys squeaked immediately.
"Contact my brother, Baelor. Inform him that I require a drink this evening. Tell him to meet me at the Obsidian Club at eight o'clock."
"Right away, sir. Shall I arrange for Thomas to bring the car around?"
"Yes. I am leaving now."
Maekar hung up the phone. He grabbed his tailored overcoat, shrugging it on over his broad shoulders, and grabbed his briefcase.
He didn't look back at the phone resting on the desk. He didn't check his inbox one last time. He simply turned on his heel and strode out of the office, determined to bury the strange, colorful phantom of Kat Hart beneath a mountain of expensive scotch and real conversation.
He just hoped Baelor wouldn't ask him why he suddenly knew so much about the structural integrity of a french fry.
Notes:
If you’re screaming at the irony of Maekar hunting the "Ghost Artist" in his own son's classroom, please leave a kudos and/or a comment!
Chapter 11: Chapter Eleven: The Poverty of Politeness
Summary:
In which Daeron earns his freedom, Baelor misses the punchline, and Maekar meets his match in a pair of middle-finger shorts.
Song recommendation for this chapter -
Do I Wanna Know? – Arctic Monkeys
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
The master suite of the Targaryen estate was a expanse of silent, immaculate luxury. The walls were paneled in dark, polished mahogany, the floor covered by a hand-woven Persian rug that absorbed the sound of any footstep.
Maekar stood in front of his floor-length mirror, adjusting the collar of his shirt. He had bypassed his usual stark white or corporate blue, opting instead for a deep, rich crimson silk button-down. He fastened the black blazer over it, adjusting the lapels with sharp, precise movements. He looked formidable. He looked exactly like the patriarch of an ancient, powerful family preparing for an evening of networking.
But internally, Maekar was harboring a deeply irritating sense of reluctance.
He had hired a premium, elite evening childcare service to take over for the night. He had explicitly paid triple the standard rate just to ensure Mrs. Vance, with her perpetual scowl and thinly veiled disdain for his children, was dismissed the second the clock struck six. He had watched the new, highly qualified evening nanny settle Aegon into the nursery with practiced, professional ease, and he had felt a strange twinge of guilt leaving the house.
He didn't want to go out. He didn't want to drink overpriced scotch and discuss municipal zoning laws.
"Point number three," a dramatic, prepubescent voice echoed from the center of the room.
Maekar paused, his hands dropping from his lapels, and looked at the reflection in his mirror.
Daeron was currently draped horizontally across the foot of Maekar’s king-sized canopy bed. The twelve-year-old was out of his uniform, wearing comfortable dark sweatpants and a plain t-shirt, but his posture was entirely theatrical. He was staring at the ceiling, gesturing wildly with one hand as he delivered an unsolicited, highly rehearsed presentation.
"St. Jude’s Academy actively stifles individual creative expression," Daeron continued, his tone incredibly serious. "They force us into a monolithic mold of corporate subservience. King’s Row Academy, however, fosters independence. It builds character. It prepares a young man for the grim realities of the modern world."
Maekar turned around slowly, crossing his arms over his chest. He looked at his eldest son, a masterclass in deadpan suppression keeping the amusement off his face.
"Are you quite finished with this ridiculous pitch, Daeron?" Maekar asked, his deep voice rumbling through the quiet suite.
Daeron sat up, crossing his legs on the edge of the mattress. "It is not ridiculous, Father. It is a highly logical, strategically sound argument for my immediate transfer to the public sector. Aerion is ten. He is small for his age. He is currently navigating a chaotic, unstructured hell pit filled with feral children. He requires his older brother there to protect him. I am offering to fall on the sword for the good of the family."
"You are offering to abandon your advanced Latin and trigonometry classes so you can wear a shirt with a skull on it and avoid wearing a necktie," Maekar countered smoothly, seeing right through the boy’s sudden burst of fraternal chivalry.
Daeron flushed slightly, though he lifted his chin in defiance. "The necktie restricts blood flow to the brain. It is a proven medical fact."
Maekar let out a sigh, walking over to his dresser to retrieve his watch. "You are twelve years old, Daeron. Next year, you will be entering the upper-middle tier of your education. If I were to transfer you to King's Row, you would not even be in the same classes as your brother. You would be on entirely different schedules, in entirely different classes. Unless you intend to follow him around the cafeteria during the lunch hour like a lost sheep, your presence there would offer him no protection."
Daeron deflated instantly, his shoulders slumping. The unassailable logic of his father's argument dismantled his brilliant escape plan.
"It's just not fair," Daeron grumbled, falling backward onto the mattress with a dramatic, thud. He threw his arm over his eyes. "He gets to play the drums. He gets to wear Vans. I am currently writing a twelve-page essay on the agricultural impacts of the Roman Empire. I feel like I'm eighty years old."
Maekar strapped his gold-plated Rolex around his wrist, watching his son throw a tantrum.
A week ago, Maekar would have snapped. He would have told the boy to cease his whining, reminded him of his immense privilege, and ordered him to his room to finish his essay in silence. He would have demanded stoicism.
But Maekar’s entire perspective had shifted over the last forty-eight hours. He had watched Aerion completely transform from a sullen, terrified child into a bright, energetic boy simply by being allowed a fraction of autonomy. He had spent an entire afternoon being verbally dismantled by a woman who believed that rigid, corporate rules were the death of joy.
He looked at Daeron. He saw a boy who was drowning under the weight of his own golden expectations.
"You look very sharp, by the way," Daeron mumbled from beneath his arm, entirely changing the subject in a defeated attempt to smooth over his complaints. "The crimson suits you. Enjoy your drinks with Uncle Baelor."
Daeron swung his legs over the edge of the bed, preparing to shuffle miserably out of the master suite and back to his textbooks.
"Daeron," Maekar said quietly.
The boy paused, looking back over his shoulder. "Yes, sir?"
Maekar adjusted his cuffs, keeping his gaze fixed on the intricate pattern of the Persian rug. He did not want to make a grand, emotional display of this. He wanted it to sound like a minor administrative adjustment.
"If your current academic schedule is leaving you feeling... eighty years old," Maekar began, his voice carefully measured, "I suppose I could authorize a diversion of your time. You may select a new after-school activity."
Daeron froze entirely. He stared at his father, his eyes widening.
"A new activity?" Daeron repeated, his voice barely a whisper. "You mean... like extra fencing? Or the Latin debate team?"
"No," Maekar corrected, finally looking up to meet his son's gaze. "I mean an activity of your choosing. Something that does not involve archaic languages or classical combat. Something you actually wish to do. Within reason, of course. I will not have you joining a demolition derby, but if you wish to learn an instrument, or join a civilian sports league... you may do so."
Daeron’s mouth dropped open. The concept was so entirely alien to the Targaryen household structure that it took his brain several seconds to process the information.
"Seriously?!" Daeron gasped, his composure entirely vanishing.
Maekar gave a single, stiff nod. "You have until Sunday evening to research your options. Have a proposal on my desk by then, and I will have Larys arrange the enrollment and the logistical transportation for the following week."
Daeron actually threw his fist into the air, a silent, victorious cheer exploding from his chest. He looked like he was ready to sprint laps around the bedroom. "Yes! Thank you! Thank you, Dad!"
He caught himself a second later, realizing he was jumping around in front of the CEO of Targaryen Enterprises. He hurriedly cleared his throat, straightening his posture and smoothing down the front of his t-shirt.
"I mean," Daeron corrected himself, pitching his voice lower. "Thank you, sir. I will compile a comprehensive list of viable options for your review."
Maekar couldn't stop the faint, amused twitch at the corner of his mouth. "See that you do. Now, return to your Roman agriculture. I am departing."
"Have a great night, Dad!" Daeron beamed, practically skipping out of the master suite, the weight of his golden cage entirely lifted.
Maekar watched the boy leave, a quiet sense of satisfaction settling in his chest. It was such a minor concession. It cost him nothing but a fraction of his wealth, yet it had fundamentally altered the atmosphere of the house.
He walked over to his dresser, grabbing a pair of black leather gloves. He pulled them on, the soft leather snapping against his wrists.
As he walked down the staircase toward the front doors, Maekar felt the familiar silence of the estate pressing against him. But for the first time, it didn't feel entirely suffocating. It felt like a blank canvas.
He stepped out into the freezing night air, sliding into the back of his waiting town car.
"The Velvet Lounge, Thomas," Maekar instructed, leaning back against the leather seats.
"Right away, Mr. Targaryen," the driver nodded, pulling the vehicle away from the curb.
Maekar pulled his smartphone from his pocket. The screen was black. There were no new notifications. There were no absurd emails containing single letters or emojis. The digital war had concluded hours ago, ending in a truce regarding the neon-green mesh top, and Kat had gone entirely silent.
He stared at the blank screen, a quiet, incredibly frustrating sense of disappointment washing over him. He was a man who thrived on momentum. He hated the abrupt halt of their banter.
She has a life, Maekar reminded himself brutally, locking the phone and slipping it back into his jacket. She has students, and things to paint, and whatever other chaotic nonsense she engages in after dark. You are merely a parent she occasionally spars with. Do not become desperate.
The drive into the city center was swift. The town car navigated the gleaming, rain-slicked streets, finally pulling to a halt outside a sleek, modern establishment adorned with subtle, purple neon lighting.
The Velvet Lounge was not the Obsidian Club. The Obsidian Club was an archaic, exclusive members-only sanctuary where billionaires sat in high-backed leather chairs, smoked imported cigars, and drank scotch older than their children in oppressive silence.
The Velvet Lounge, on the other hand, was an attempt at modern, egalitarian chic. It was a place where young, affluent tech developers rubbed shoulders with upper-middle-class management. It was loud. It was crowded.
Maekar stepped out of the car, instantly assaulted by the thumping bass of a generic house music track leaking through the front doors.
He adjusted his blazer, his expression setting into a mask of disdain, and walked inside.
The interior was intentionally dim, illuminated by ambient, colored LED strips and hanging pendant lights. The air smelled of overly sweet cocktails and expensive perfume. The bar was packed three-deep with patrons shouting their orders over the music.
To the average citizen, the Velvet Lounge was an incredibly pricey, high-end establishment. To Maekar Targaryen, it looked like a chaotic, sticky-floored tavern.
He navigated the crowd, his towering height and imposing, silver-haired presence forcing a path through the milling patrons. He spotted a semi-secluded, semi-circular leather booth tucked into the back corner of the room.
Sitting at the center of the booth, looking incredibly distinguished and entirely out of place, was his older brother.
Baelor Targaryen, the golden heir and prominent politician, was nursing a tumbler of amber liquid. He wore a dark, impeccably tailored suit jacket over a rich, charcoal-grey turtleneck sweater, a soft grey cashmere scarf draped elegantly around his neck. His silver hair was peppered with grey, matching the neat, trimmed beard that gave him the look of a wise, benevolent statesman.
Baelor looked up as Maekar approached, a warm, perfectly practiced political smile breaking across his handsome face.
"Maekar," Baelor greeted, standing up slightly to offer a firm handshake. "You made it. I was beginning to think you had barricaded yourself in the tower for the evening."
"I strongly considered it," Maekar grumbled, sliding into the leather booth opposite his brother. He peeled his black leather gloves off, tossing them onto the table. "This place is a circus, Baelor. The music is actively causing my teeth to vibrate."
"It was recommended to me by the Minister of Urban Development," Baelor chuckled, taking a sip of his drink. "He claims it is the pulse of the city's emerging affluent class. A place to see and be seen. We cannot spend our entire lives hiding in the shadows of the Obsidian Club, little brother. One must mingle with the electorate."
"I am a CEO, not a politician," Maekar stated flatly, waving a passing waitress over. "I have absolutely no desire to mingle with anyone."
The waitress, a young woman who looked incredibly intimidated by the two imposing men, hurried over with a digital tablet. "What can I get for you, gentlemen?"
"I require a scotch," Maekar ordered, his voice an uncompromising rumble. "A Glenfiddich 50-Year, neat. No ice. No water."
The waitress blinked, looking down at her tablet. She tapped the screen a few times, her face flushing slightly. "I'm... I'm so sorry, sir. The oldest vintage we currently carry is the Glenfiddich 12-Year."
Maekar stared at her. He stared at her as if she had just informed him that they only served puddle water.
"Twelve years," Maekar repeated, his tone entirely deadpan. "You are serving a twelve-year-old scotch in an establishment that claims to be high-end."
Baelor cleared his throat, offering the waitress a charming, apologetic smile to smooth over his brother’s arrogance. "The twelve-year will be perfectly fine for him, thank you. And I will have another of the same."
The waitress practically fled toward the bar.
Maekar leaned back against the leather upholstery, crossing his arms over his chest. "Twelve years, Baelor. I have suits older than that beverage. It is going to taste like pure ethanol."
"If you hate it so viscerally, we can leave," Baelor offered mildly, swirling the liquid in his glass. "We can retreat to the estate and drink the good stuff."
"No," Maekar sighed, rolling his shoulders. "We are here now. The logistical effort of moving is not worth the upgrade in liquor. We shall endure it."
The waitress returned quickly, depositing the two glasses of scotch onto the table before rushing away.
Maekar picked up the glass, taking a hesitant sip. He grimaced slightly. It was harsh. It lacked the smooth, peaty depth he was accustomed to. It was entirely common.
He set the glass down, looking across the table at his brother.
Baelor, ever the conversationalist, immediately launched into the evening's agenda.
"I was speaking with the zoning committee this afternoon," Baelor began, leaning forward, his eyes bright with political enthusiasm. "They are entirely deadlocked over the new residential developments in the northern sector. The environmental lobbyists are demanding a thirty percent increase in green space allocation, but the developers are arguing that the profit margins will completely collapse if they concede."
Maekar nodded slowly, his eyes tracking a group of boisterous, laughing patrons at the bar. "A standard bureaucratic stalemate."
"Precisely," Baelor agreed, warming up to his topic. "So, I proposed a compromise. A subsidized tax incentive for developers who utilize sustainable building materials, offset by a minor reduction in the required green space, provided they fund a community revitalization project in the adjacent district. It took three hours of arbitration, but I believe I finally have the majority whip on board."
Baelor continued to talk. He spoke eloquently about municipal bonds, legislative procedures, and the delicate art of political compromise. He was a masterful speaker. He was the reason the Targaryen name still carried weight in the public sector.
But Maekar was agonizingly bored.
He tried to listen. He tried to engage with the intricacies of the tax incentives. But as Baelor droned on about the environmental lobbyists, Maekar felt his hand drifting subconsciously toward the interior pocket of his blazer.
His fingers brushed against the cold metal of his smartphone.
He thought about the digital war he had waged yesterday afternoon. He thought about the sudden, sharp thrill of reading an email that actively mocked his corporate vocabulary. He thought about a tiny woman, typing out a response that compared him to an angry librarian.
Maekar pulled his hand away from his pocket, forcing his attention back to his brother.
"The issue, of course," Baelor was saying, taking a slow sip of his twelve-year scotch, "is that the opposition party will undoubtedly attempt to spin the tax incentive as a corporate handout. We must manage the public relations narrative carefully. Transparency is key."
Maekar stared at him. He stared at the perfectly groomed grey beard, the elegant scarf, and the calm, measured, predictable cadence of his brother's voice.
Baelor was perfect. Baelor was proper.
And Baelor was entirely devoid of any chaotic, spontaneous joy.
Maekar suddenly felt a desperate, irrational need to disrupt the sterile perfection of the conversation. He wanted banter. He wanted a challenge. He wanted the sharp, quick-witted back-and-forth he had been denied since five o'clock.
"Perhaps," Maekar interrupted, his voice dry and laced with heavy sarcasm, "you should simply send three live chickens into the opposition leader's office. I hear it is a highly effective method of resolving budgetary disputes."
Baelor paused. He lowered his glass, looking at Maekar with a deeply confused, entirely literal expression.
"Chickens?" Baelor repeated, his brow furrowing as he tried to decipher the political metaphor. "Maekar, what on earth are you talking about? We cannot introduce livestock into the parliamentary chambers. It would be a catastrophic breach of protocol, not to mention an absolute nightmare for the sanitation crew."
Maekar stared at his brother.
He waited for the punchline. He waited for Baelor to smirk, to throw a sarcastic retort back across the table, to escalate the absurdity.
But Baelor was completely serious. He had entirely missed the joke. He was actively trying to logistically analyze the introduction of poultry to a government building.
Maekar felt a dull ache settle in the center of his chest.
Zero out of ten banter skills, Maekar thought miserably, quoting Kat’s exact insult.
"It was a joke, Baelor," Maekar sighed, picking his glass back up and taking a much larger swallow of the harsh scotch. "A moment of levity. Please, continue with your analysis of the tax incentives."
Baelor looked slightly relieved, though still thoroughly bewildered by his brother’s strange outburst. "Right. Well. As I was saying, the transparency..."
The conversation dragged on for another twenty minutes. Maekar drank his subpar scotch, nodded at the appropriate intervals, and offered monosyllabic agreements. He was physically present in the Velvet Lounge, but mentally, he was miles away, wondering what a woman was currently painting on a canvas.
Eventually, Baelor exhausted his political anecdotes. He leaned back against the leather booth, swirling the dregs of his drink, and finally shifted the topic to family.
"So," Baelor asked, his tone turning gentle and paternal. "How is Aerion faring? Has the shock of the... institution worn off?"
Maekar set his empty glass down on the table, the sharp clack cutting through the ambient noise of the bar.
He thought about the narrative he had carefully constructed for the rest of their elite social circle—that the public school was a brutal, miserable punishment designed to break the boy's rebellious spirit.
But looking across the table at Baelor, Maekar found that he was entirely exhausted by the constant performance of stoicism. He didn't want to lie.
"He is adapting," Maekar said slowly, his deep voice rumbling with a strange, complex mixture of reluctance and undeniable pride.
Baelor raised an eyebrow, surprised by the lack of vitriol in his brother's tone. "Adapting? Has he not begged to return to St. Jude’s yet? Jena was certain he would be in tears by the end of the first day."
"He has not shed a single tear regarding the school," Maekar corrected, bristling slightly at his sister-in-law's presumption. "In fact, I believe he is entirely content there."
Baelor blinked, leaning forward. "Content? In a public school? Maekar, the reviews of that place are abysmal. It is a holding pen for delinquents."
"Perhaps," Maekar conceded smoothly. "But it appears to be a holding pen with a remarkably effective social ecosystem. He has made friends, Baelor."
Baelor’s eyes widened. "Friends? Truly? Who are they? Are they respectable boys?"
Maekar thought of the boy named Leo, who had casually paid for his son's lunch because Maekar had forgotten to set up the account.
"They are... diverse," Maekar said carefully. "And around same age as him. But they have accepted him. They include him in their activities. He is no longer isolating himself in his room."
"Well," Baelor murmured, genuinely shocked. "That is... that is certainly a positive development. Though I must admit, I worry about the influence of that environment. Is he actually learning anything?"
Maekar let out a low, incredibly amused snort. He couldn't stop it. The sheer absurdity of Aerion’s curriculum rose to the forefront of his mind.
"He is learning a great deal," Maekar said, a dark, fond smirk playing on his lips. "For instance, he is learning how to play the drums."
Baelor choked on his scotch. He coughed violently, pounding a fist against his chest. "Drums? Maekar, you despise loud instruments. You forced him to take the violin for three years!"
"I am aware," Maekar nodded, thoroughly enjoying the look of horror on his older brother's face. "The music teacher is apparently a madman who walks around with his eyes closed and slams a wooden ruler onto desks to enforce discipline. But he recognized Aerion’s natural rhythm. I have authorized his enrollment in the after-school percussion ensemble."
Baelor stared at him as if Maekar had just announced he was running off to join a commune. "You... you paid for drum lessons. At a public school."
"I did," Maekar confirmed. "I have also paid for his enrollment in the Urban Arts club. He will be spending his Wednesdays and Fridays painting with neon chalk pastels."
Baelor was speechless. The golden heir of the Targaryen family, a man who could filibuster a parliament session for six hours, had entirely lost his voice. He looked at his ruthless, corporate brother, trying to reconcile this sudden burst of leniency with the man who ran an empire with an iron fist.
"And," Maekar added, leaning forward, unable to resist dropping the final, most absurd piece of information onto the table, "they have chickens."
Baelor’s mouth dropped open. "I beg your pardon?"
"Chickens, Baelor," Maekar repeated, his violet eyes dancing with suppressed mirth. "Three fully grown, live Rhode Island Red hens. They reside in a wooden coop in the school's rose garden. The students are encouraged to interact with them."
"They have livestock?" Baelor whispered, looking deeply alarmed. "At a school?"
"Apparently," Maekar shrugged, casually adjusting his cuffs. "Their names are Blanche, Rose, and Dorothy. Though I have been warned that Blanche is a biter, and one should mind their fingers."
Baelor sat back against the leather booth, dragging a hand over his perfectly groomed face. He looked exhausted. He looked like he had just been hit by a truck.
"I do not understand," Baelor murmured, shaking his head. "I simply do not understand. You expelled him for a behavioral infraction. You sent him to a disciplined environment to be corrected. And instead, he is playing the drums, making friends with rough boys, and fraternizing with poultry. And you... you seem entirely fine with this."
Maekar looked down at his empty glass.
He thought about the suffocating silence that had plagued his estate for the last two years. He thought about Daeron, miserable in his pristine blazer, and Aegon, crying in the arms of a cold, unfeeling nanny. He thought about Aerion, dragging his coat through the rain, convinced that his father hated him.
He had tried discipline. He had tried throwing money at the problem. He had tried to enforce perfection, and it had nearly broken his family apart.
And then he had sent his son down a yellow brick road, straight into the chaotic, incredibly vibrant orbit of a woman who fought for her students with the ferocity of a mythical beast.
"I am more than fine with it, Baelor," Maekar said quietly, his deep voice resonating with a sudden vulnerability. He looked up, meeting his brother's shocked gaze. "For the first time since their mother left... my son smiled today. A genuine, unburdened smile."
Baelor’s expression immediately softened. The political shock vanished, replaced by the deep, abiding love of an older brother. He reached across the table, resting his hand briefly over Maekar’s.
"Then the unconventional methods are worth it," Baelor said gently. "I am glad, Maekar. Truly."
Maekar gave a stiff, uncomfortable nod, withdrawing his hand. He was not a man who enjoyed dwelling on his own emotional shortcomings. He immediately sought to pivot the conversation back to safer, drier territory.
"Indeed," Maekar grunted, clearing his throat. "Now. Did you say the environmental lobbyists were demanding a thirty percent increase in the green space?"
Baelor recognized the retreat, but he graciously allowed it. He picked up his drink, settling back into his political persona. "Yes. It is entirely unreasonable. If we concede..."
As Baelor launched back into the intricacies of municipal zoning, Maekar listened with half an ear. The conversation was safe. It was polite. It was exactly the sort of interaction he was used to.
But as he sat in the dimly lit, crowded booth of the Velvet Lounge, surrounded by the affluent elite of the city, Maekar Targaryen felt the undeniable truth settle deep into his bones.
He was entirely bored.
He didn't want polite conversation. He didn't want respectful agreement. He wanted the sharp, unpredictable thrill of a challenge. He wanted sarcasm. He wanted chaos.
He reached into the interior pocket of his blazer, his fingers closing around his silent smartphone. He pulled it out, resting it on his thigh beneath the table, hidden from his brother's view.
He unlocked the screen. He opened the email client.
He didn't care that it was ten o'clock at night. He didn't care that he was crossing a highly inappropriate professional boundary. He simply couldn't stand the polite, suffocating silence any longer.
He began to type.
To: K. Hart - Arts & Humanities Dept.
Subject: The Poverty of Politeness
Miss Hart,
I am currently sitting in a crowded, entirely subpar establishment, listening to my brother drone on about municipal zoning laws and tax incentives for urban developers. The scotch is abysmal, the lighting is offensive, and the conversation lacks any semblance of intellectual friction.
If you are currently awake, and not occupied painting a mural of a disgruntled seagull, I would greatly appreciate a distraction. Feel free to hurl an insult at my corporate persona. I find I am suddenly immune to polite society.
He stared at the drafted message for a long, agonizing moment. It was a confession. It was an admission of his own loneliness, completely stripped of his armor and corporate jargon. It was a vulnerability he had not shown to anyone in years.
Maekar’s thumb hovered over the send button.
He took a slow, deep breath, the noise of the Velvet Lounge fading into a dull roar in his ears.
With a sharp, decisive movement, he hit send.
He locked the phone, slipping it back into his pocket, and looked across the table at his brother, waiting in the dark, chaotic silence for the Queen of the Damned to answer his call.
Another hour dragged past in the dimly lit, pulsing atmosphere of the Velvet Lounge.
Maekar’s phone remained firmly inside his pocket, devoid of any chaotic digital notifications. The silence from the Queen of the Damned was beginning to grate on his nerves, leaving him feeling restless and entirely unsated.
To compound his irritation, the lounge had grown significantly more crowded. The after-work tech crowd had descended upon the establishment in full force, clogging the aisles and shouting over the thumping house music. The waitstaff, previously attentive, were now frantically overwhelmed, ignoring the semi-secluded leather booths in favor of the high-turnover tables near the center floor.
Maekar looked down at his empty tumbler. He had tolerated the twelve-year-old scotch out of stubbornness, but he drew the line at enduring Baelor’s endless political monologue without a fresh beverage to dull the edges.
"The waitstaff appears to have abandoned this sector entirely," Maekar announced, his voice easily cutting through the ambient noise. He stood up from the booth, his towering, 6'5" frame immediately drawing the eye of several patrons at a nearby table. "Keep the space, Baelor. I will acquire our drinks directly from the bar."
"Very well," Baelor nodded, checking his own watch. "If you can manage to flag a bartender down, ask them if they have any of the Macallan 18 hidden away. I refuse to drink another glass of that solvent."
Maekar gave a curt nod and waded into the crushing sea of bodies.
Navigating a crowded bar was usually an exercise in frustration, but Maekar’s intimidating size and his icy glare parted the crowd efficiently. He bypassed the main, three-deep scrum at the center of the bar, using his height to scan the room. He spotted a slightly less chaotic section at the far end of the counter, located right next to the doors that led out to the establishment’s enclosed beer garden.
He strode over to the corner, claiming a small patch of open bar. He signaled the bartender—a stressed-looking man with rolled-up sleeves—with a authoritative flick of his wrist.
"Two glasses of the Macallan 18," Maekar ordered over the music, his tone leaving absolutely no room for debate. "Neat."
The bartender gave a quick nod, turning to retrieve the bottle from the top shelf.
Maekar leaned against the bar, crossing his arms over his chest, his eyes scanning the crowded room with disdain. He was just preparing to settle into a comfortable, brooding silence when a sudden, chaotic burst of energy materialized directly beside his left elbow.
Someone had practically materialized out of the crowd, squeezing into the six-inch gap between Maekar and the beer garden door.
"Oi, mate! Dave!" a loud, distinctly female voice shouted over the thumping bass, entirely bypassing the queue protocol.
Maekar’s jaw tightened. He glanced down, fully prepared to deliver a scathing reprimand regarding personal space.
He found himself looking at the top of a head of fiery, vibrant red hair, currently styled into two messy, chaotic space buns. The woman was tiny, barely cresting five-foot-two.
"Dave, my lovely diamond, when you have a sec, can I get a double of the Lagavulin? The good stuff, yeah? Don't give me the well whiskey, I can taste the difference!" the woman shouted, her accent thick, sharp, and entirely out of place in this city. It was a northern British accent—rapid, working-class, and utterly unapologetic.
Maekar stared down at her. He let out a low, incredibly dry scoff of disbelief.
The woman froze. She slowly turned her head, looking up, way up, to meet his gaze.
Maekar’s breath hitched slightly in his throat.
She had a sharp, beautiful face, currently framed by a pair of dark, thick-rimmed hipster glasses. Her eyes—which appeared to be a standard, earthy brown behind the lenses—were narrowed into a fierce, challenging glare. Her lips were painted a dark crimson curled into an immediate sneer.
But what truly made Maekar stare, what made the scoff tear its way out of his throat, was her outfit.
The Velvet Lounge maintained a relatively strict, upscale-casual dress code. Patrons wore tailored trousers, designer blouses, and expensive denim.
The woman standing next to him was wearing a violently pink, cropped tank top. Emblazoned directly across the chest, positioned with shocking placement, were two black, skeletal hands seemingly grasping her breasts. Below the crop top, exposing a pale midriff, she wore a pair of high-waisted, incredibly short black athletic shorts, adorned with white graphics of skeletal hands flipping the middle finger on the pockets.
She looked absolutely unhinged. She looked like a punk-rock fever dream that had gotten lost on the way to a dive bar.
"Have you got a problem, mate?" the woman asked, her northern accent sharpening into a lethal blade. She planted her hands on her hips, unintimidated by the fact that he towered over her by more than a foot. "Or is your neck just stuck like that from looking down your nose at everyone?"
Maekar raised an eyebrow, his eyes sweeping slowly, critically over the pink skeletal crop top and the middle-finger shorts.
"I am simply attempting to deduce how you managed to bypass the establishment's dress code," Maekar rumbled, his voice dripping with icy, upper-class condescension. "Did you scale the exterior wall, or did the bouncer mistake you for a lost extra from a horror film?"
The woman’s jaw dropped slightly. For a split second, she looked utterly shocked that he had actually insulted her to her face.
And then, she exploded.
She didn't raise her voice to a scream, but she launched into a rapid-fire, heavily accented tirade that hit Maekar with the speed and ferocity of a machine gun.
"Right, listen here, you absolute towering monument to capitalist misery," she snapped, jabbing a finger directly at the center of his crimson silk shirt. "I pay my taxes, I tip my bartenders, and I'll wear whatever the hell I please. It is not my fault that you and the rest of the stiffs in this bar are so creatively bankrupt that you think a charcoal suit is the height of human evolution. You look like you're heading to a funeral for your own personality."
Maekar’s eyes widened slightly. He was genuinely struggling to process the sheer volume of words she was throwing at him. Her accent made half the slang entirely incomprehensible, but the venom was crystal clear.
"Furthermore," she continued, her fiery red space buns bobbing aggressively as she spoke, "I walked through the front door just like everyone else, because the bouncer actually has a shred of taste and recognized a superior aesthetic when he saw one. So why don't you take your bespoke tailoring and your massive, aristocratic superiority complex, and shove them straight up your—"
"Two Macallan 18s, sir," the bartender interrupted, sliding the two crystal tumblers across the bar, placing them directly in front of Maekar. "And a double Lagavulin for you, K."
Maekar didn't look away from the furious, fiery woman. He didn't even blink. He simply reached into his jacket pocket, pulling out his black American Express card, and dropped it onto the bar next to the drinks.
"Put them all on the card," Maekar ordered the bartender, his voice smooth and entirely unbothered.
The woman—K—stopped her tirade instantly. She stared at the black card, and then she glared up at Maekar, her eyes flashing with outrage.
"Excuse me?" Kat hissed, stepping closer, entirely invading his personal space. "Did you just try to pay for my drink?"
"I did," Maekar confirmed, looking down at her with a maddeningly calm, arrogant smirk. "Are you quite finished with your lecture regarding my personality, or did you require another breath to complete your thought?"
Kat’s mouth opened and closed. She looked at the expensive, peaty whiskey sitting on the bar, and then she looked back up at the towering, infuriatingly handsome man.
For a long, highly tense moment, they simply stared at each other. The thumping bass of the lounge music vibrated between them, charged with a crackling electric energy.
"You are a insufferable bastard," K finally hissed, her voice dropping into a low, deadly purr.
"I have been told worse," Maekar replied smoothly, picking up her double Lagavulin and holding it out toward her. "Your beverage, madam."
K glared at him, a muscle feathering in her jaw. She snatched the glass from his hand, entirely unapologetic. She didn't throw it in his face. She took a slow, deliberate sip of the whiskey, her dark lips leaving a faint smudge on the crystal rim.
"Thank you," Kat said, the words sounding like a threat. She turned on her heel, pulling a hand-rolled cigarette from the pocket of her offensive shorts, and marched toward the doors of the beer garden.
Maekar watched her go, his eyes tracking the bright red hair and the chaotic, energetic swagger of her walk.
He was hooked.
He didn't want to go back to the booth. He didn't want to listen to Baelor discuss municipal zoning laws. He wanted to continue the argument. He wanted to see how far he could push the fiery, accented woman before she actually hit him.
Maekar picked up the two glasses of Macallan 18. He caught the eye of a passing barback, a young man carrying a tray of empty glasses.
"You," Maekar commanded, sliding a crisp, fifty-pound note across the bar along with one of the tumblers. "Deliver this beverage to the gentleman sitting in the back corner booth. Tell him I have been delayed."
The barback stared at the fifty-pound note, his eyes widening. "Yes, sir! Right away, sir!"
Maekar didn't wait to watch him leave. He picked up his own glass of Macallan, turned his back on the crowded, noisy lounge, and pushed through the doors into the freezing night air of the enclosed beer garden.
The garden was significantly quieter, lit by flickering gas heaters and string lights. The air smelled of rain and cigarette smoke.
It didn't take him long to spot her.
She was standing near the far brick wall, leaning casually against a high-top metal table. She had a cigarette pinched between her lips, the tip glowing a bright, angry orange in the dim light. She looked out of place, and entirely magnificent.
Maekar walked across the damp patio, his leather shoes clicking softly. He didn't announce his presence. He simply stepped up to the high-top table, setting his tumbler of Macallan down next to her Lagavulin.
K didn't jump. She just rolled her eyes behind her black frames, taking a slow drag of her cigarette.
"Did you get lost on the way back to the VIP section?" K asked, blowing a stream of grey smoke directly upward into his face. "Or did you just miss the sound of my voice telling you off?"
"The latter, I assure you," Maekar rumbled, leaning his forearms against the high-top table, intentionally invading her space. "I find your lack of decorum incredibly refreshing. The patrons inside are suffocatingly polite."
"Yeah, well, polite is boring," K smirked, picking up her glass of Lagavulin. She took another sip, shivering slightly as the freezing air hit her bare arms. "And I don't do boring."
Maekar looked down at her, a amused, deeply engaged spark lighting up his violet eyes. "Clearly. Your aesthetic choices suggest a allergy to anything resembling convention."
K let out a loud, ringing laugh, entirely unabashed. "Look who's talking, Mr. Midnight-Blue Bespoke. You look like you're about to foreclose on an orphanage."
"I would never foreclose on an orphanage," Maekar replied, his tone deadpan. "The optics are terrible for the quarterly reports."
K choked on her whiskey. She coughed violently, slapping a hand against her chest, her lips parting in genuine, shocked amusement. She looked up at him, her eyes wide behind the thick lenses.
"You are horrible," K laughed, shaking her head.
"I am pragmatic," Maekar corrected smoothly, picking up his own glass of Macallan. He took a sip, relishing the smooth, rich burn of the top-shelf liquor. "Unlike your choice of beverage. Lagavulin it lacks refinement."
K’s eyes narrowed instantly, the competitive fire roaring back to life. "Excuse me? Lagavulin is a masterpiece of peaty perfection. It tastes like a campfire by the sea. Your Macallan is basically just alcoholic apple juice for people who don't actually like whiskey."
"It is a complex, nuanced spirit," Maekar argued, leaning closer, towering over her. "It requires a sophisticated palate to appreciate the subtleties."
"Sophisticated palate, my arse," K scoffed.
Before Maekar could even process the movement, K reached out, her small, paint-stained fingers wrapping around his crystal tumbler. She physically pulled his drink out of his hand.
Maekar froze, utterly shocked. Nobody, absolutely nobody, took things from his hands without his permission.
K didn't hesitate. She brought his glass to her lips and took a slow, deliberate sip of the Macallan 18. She swished the amber liquid around her mouth for a second, her expression turning highly critical, before she swallowed.
She lowered the glass, looking up at him with a triumphant challenging smirk.
"See?" K declared, tapping the rim of his glass. "It's smooth, yeah, but it's completely boring. It’s a bad year. Lacks character."
Maekar stared at her lips, currently slick with his expensive scotch. A dangerous, un-corporate thrill spiked hot and heavy in his chest.
"If my beverage is so inferior," Maekar murmured, his voice dropping an octave, becoming rougher, "allow me to sample the campfire."
Without asking for permission, Maekar reached out and plucked her glass of Lagavulin from the table. He intentionally turned the glass slightly, placing his lips precisely over the faint, crimson smudge she had left on the crystal rim.
He took a sip.
The whiskey was aggressive. It was smoky, heavy, and tasted exactly like burning peat. It was undeniably superior to the Macallan, but he would die before admitting it.
Maekar lowered the glass, meeting her wide, surprised gaze. He didn't hand it back to her.
"It is abrasive," Maekar lied smoothly, keeping his face a mask of arrogant disdain. "Like chewing on a charred piece of driftwood."
K’s jaw dropped. "You are out of your mind. It is brilliant!"
"It is entirely unrefined," Maekar countered, holding her glass slightly out of her reach.
"Give it back, you posh thief," K laughed, reaching up to snatch her drink.
But Maekar was faster, and significantly taller. He simply lifted the glass higher into the air, out of her reach, a wicked playful smile finally breaking across his face.
K gasped, her hands falling to her hips. "Are you actually playing keep-away with my drink right now?"
"I am merely protecting you from your own poor choices," Maekar rumbled, thoroughly enjoying the outraged, fiery look in her eyes.
"I will bite your kneecaps," K threatened, lunging forward, trying to grab his arm to pull the glass down.
It turned into a bizarre, incredibly fun little game. K was fast, her small hands darting out to grab the crystal, but Maekar effortlessly sidestepped her, holding the drink just out of reach, his deep, rumbling laughter echoing in the quiet beer garden.
K was giggling uncontrollably, her boots making it impossible for her to jump high enough to reach the glass.
"Give it!" K shrieked with laughter, finally managing to grab the lapel of his tailored blazer to anchor him in place. She reached up with her other hand, her fingers brushing against his.
Maekar didn't pull away. He let his hand drop just enough for her to seize the glass, his fingers lingering warmly against hers for a fraction of a second longer than necessary.
K yanked the glass back, holding it protectively against the pink skeletal hands on her crop top, panting slightly from the exertion. She looked up at him, her chest heaving, a unburdened smile lighting up her face.
"You are a menace," K breathed, entirely amused.
"I aim to please," Maekar replied softly, his eyes locked onto hers, the ice entirely melted away.
K took a triumphant sip of her reclaimed drink, before looking down at the glass. Her smile faltered slightly.
"You drank half of it, you greedy bastard," K complained, though she was still laughing.
"I am a large man. I require substantial hydration," Maekar defended himself without a shred of guilt.
K rolled her eyes, setting the nearly empty glass down on the high-top table. She reached toward the pocket of her offensive black shorts to retrieve her hand-rolled cigarette, intending to take another drag.
But as she reached, she realized her fingers were empty.
She frowned, patting her pockets frantically.
Maekar watched her, a slow, deeply smug smirk curling his lips. He raised his left hand, holding the half-smoked, hand-rolled cigarette delicately between his index and middle fingers.
He brought it to his lips, taking a slow, expert drag, and blew the smoke out into the cold night air.
K stopped patting her pockets. She stared at him, utterly gobsmacked.
"Did you just steal my tab?" K asked, her voice hushed with disbelief.
"You stole my scotch," Maekar pointed out logically, offering her the cigarette. "It seemed only fair to exact a toll."
Kat didn't take the cigarette back. She looked at the towering man, currently smoking her cheap, hand-rolled tobacco with the effortless grace of a man who owned the entire city.
A slow mischievous smile spread across K’s lips.
Before Maekar could even register the movement, K’s hand darted into the interior breast pocket of his suit jacket.
Maekar gasped, his entire body stiffening as her small, paint-stained fingers brushed intimately against his chest, slipping past the silk lining.
K pulled her hand back instantly, holding up a pristine, unopened silver case of imported, obscenely expensive Sobranie Black Russian cigarettes.
"Thanks, mate," K grinned, popping the silver case open with a satisfying click. "I needed a new pack anyway."
Maekar stared at her, completely dumbfounded. He had never, in his entire life, been pickpocketed. Let alone by a woman barely reaching his chest, while he was actively flirting with her in a beer garden.
He threw his head back, a loud, deep, incredibly genuine laugh tearing its way out of his throat. He couldn't stop it. The sheer audacity of the woman was intoxicating.
"Are you always like this?" Maekar asked, shaking his head, his violet eyes shining with amusement as he watched her pull one of the elegant, gold-tipped black cigarettes from the case.
K popped the expensive cigarette between her lips, striking her cheap lighter. She took a drag, blowing the smoke out through her nose.
"Yup," K said, popping the 'p' loudly. "Always a nightmare. It keeps the weak ones at bay."
Maekar leaned down, his face incredibly close to hers, the scent of lavender, cheap tobacco, and vanilla washing over him.
"I assure you," Maekar murmured, his voice dropping into a low, intimate rumble that sent a shiver down K’s spine, "I am far from weak."
K looked up, her eyes wide behind the thick frames. Neither of them noticed how incredibly close they were standing. The chaotic banter had faded, replaced by a undeniable tension that made the cold night air feel suffocatingly hot.
"Maekar?"
The polite, deeply confused voice completely shattered the moment.
Maekar snapped his head up, his posture instantly stiffening back into its corporate mold.
Baelor was standing near the doors of the beer garden, holding his glass of scotch. He was staring at his younger brother, his jaw slightly open.
Baelor had come out to check on Maekar, assuming his brother had been waylaid by a business call or trapped in conversation with a persistent lobbyist. Instead, he found the ruthless CEO of Targaryen Enterprises standing inches away from a woman wearing skeletal hands on her breasts, smiling down at her in a way Baelor had not seen since before Maekar’s got married.
Baelor had overheard the last ten seconds of their exchange. He had overheard the flirtation.
K blinked, taking a step back from Maekar, breaking the magnetic pull between them. She looked at the immaculately dressed man standing by the door, and then she looked back up at Maekar.
A wicked grin spread across her face.
She raised a hand, pointing a finger directly at Baelor.
"Looks like your boyfriend wants you back, mate," K announced loudly, her northern accent echoing across the quiet patio.
Maekar actually choked on the smoke from the hand-rolled cigarette. He coughed violently, beating a fist against his chest, his face flushing a deep, embarrassed crimson.
K threw her head back, laughing hysterically at the sight of the two horrified men.
"Smell you later, Maekar!" K cheered, giving him a jaunty, two-finger salute.
She didn't wait for a response. She turned on heels and literally skipped away, her boots clomping loudly against the pavement as she headed for the side exit of the beer garden, entirely ignoring the main lounge.
Maekar stood frozen, coughing the last of the smoke from his lungs. He watched her go, the neon pink crop top disappearing into the shadows of the alleyway.
"Wait!" Maekar called out suddenly, taking a step forward. "What is your name?"
K didn't stop skipping. She threw a look back over her shoulder, her dark lips curled into a teasing smile.
"None of your beeswax, Dictionary Boy!" K shouted back, and with a flutter of red space buns, she was gone.
Maekar stared at the empty alleyway, his chest heaving slightly, the silver cigarette case still entirely missing from his pocket.
"What," Baelor asked, his voice incredibly tight, "was that all about?"
Maekar slowly turned around to face his older brother. He immediately schooled his features into a mask of impenetrable boredom. He crushed the end of the hand-rolled cigarette out on the edge of the high-top table.
"Nothing," Maekar stated flatly, adjusting the lapels of his blazer.
Baelor raised a highly skeptical eyebrow. He looked at the empty glass of Lagavulin on the table, and the faint smudge of crimson lipstick on the rim of Maekar’s own glass.
"It didn't look like nothing," Baelor pointed out dryly. "You were standing incredibly close to her. And she appeared to have stolen your cigarettes."
"It was a minor altercation regarding the establishment's dress code," Maekar lied smoothly, walking toward the glass doors. "Nothing more."
Baelor fell into step beside him as they walked back into the noisy lounge, heading for the main exit. "She didn't look like your type, Maekar. The neon pink... skeletal hands were quite a statement."
Maekar’s jaw tightened. "I do not have a 'type', Baelor. And I was not flirting with her. I was merely informing her of her lack of decorum."
"You were laughing," Baelor countered, a teasing, highly amused lilt entering his voice as they pushed through the front doors and out onto the street toward the waiting town car. "I haven't heard you laugh like that in years. You were absolutely flirting."
"I was not," Maekar snapped, his pride flaring up, though the denial lacked its usual venom.
"You offered to sample her campfire, Maekar," Baelor chuckled, sliding into the back of the Maybach. "I heard you. It was incredibly cliché."
"Shut up, Baelor," Maekar grumbled, climbing in after him and slamming the door shut.
The two brothers bickered for the entire drive back to the estate, slipping into a familiar, juvenile rhythm they hadn't shared since they were boys. Baelor relentlessly teased him about the neon pink crop top, and Maekar stubbornly denied that the interaction meant anything at all.
But as the vehicle navigated the quiet, rain-slicked streets, Maekar fell silent, staring out the tinted window at the passing city lights.
His hand drifted toward his chest, resting over the empty pocket where his silver cigarette case used to be.
He didn't know her name. He didn't know what she did for a living, or why she dressed like a chaotic punk-rock fairy.
But as the town car pulled through the iron gates of the Targaryen estate, returning him to the sterile, quiet luxury of his life, Maekar Targaryen couldn't suppress the small smile that tugged at his lips.
He was going to find that woman again.
He had to. She owed him a pack of cigarettes.
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Chapter 12: Chapter Twelve: The Day the Conch Shattered
Summary:
In which Aerion hits back, and Maekar Targaryen takes things personally.
Song recommendation for this chapter -
Teenagers - My Chemical Romance
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Chapter Text
For Kat, a good morning was a highly structured, heavily caffeinated affair. She preferred to arrive at King’s Row Academy a full hour before the first bell, allowing herself time to drink a pot of builder's tea, arrange her chaotic lesson plans, and blast music loudly enough to exorcise the lingering ghosts of the previous day before the students arrived.
Thursday morning, however, was a disaster.
Her alarm hadn't gone off. Or, more accurately, she had swiped it silent in a half-conscious haze and fallen immediately back into a deep, dreamless sleep. She had woken up at seven-fifteen with a violent jolt of panic, realizing she had exactly thirty minutes to cross the city and unlock her classroom before the first wave of gremlins descended upon the art wing.
Kat threw herself out of bed, her feet tangling in the duvet. She didn't have time for her usual meticulous styling. She didn't have time to carefully apply the bright, colored contact lenses that usually hid her mismatched eyes.
She stared at her reflection in the bathroom mirror as she aggressively dragged a toothbrush across her teeth.
Staring back at her was one warm brown eye, and one vibrant, luminous Valyrian purple eye.
"Screw it," Kat mumbled around a mouthful of toothpaste. "They think they're contacts anyway. Let them guess."
She grabbed her black-rimmed hipster glasses from the counter and shoved them onto her face. The frames helped obscure the intensity of the purple iris, grounding her appearance slightly.
Next came the hair.
Kat's vibrant, fiery red hair—the hair that bobbed when she skipped, the hair she styled into space buns and decorated with pink flowers—was an utter lie.
It was a expensive, realistic lace-front wig.
Beneath the wig cap, secured tightly against her scalp, was her natural hair. It wasn't brown. It wasn't blonde. It was the exact same ethereal, spun-glass shade of silver-white that currently sat upon the heads of Maekar and young Aerion Targaryen.
She didn't have time to properly style the red wig today. She just pulled it on, securing the lace front with a hasty swipe of adhesive, and let the fiery crimson waves fall loose and messy around her shoulders.
She threw open her closet, grabbing the first thing her hands touched. It was a soft, sage-green jumpsuit with thick black straps and intricate, black floral embroidery trailing up the wide legs and across the bodice. It was comfortable, it was quick, and it didn't require matching separates.
Kat grabbed her keys, her tote bag, and practically flew out the door of her flat.
She drove her vintage black Bentley like a woman possessed, weaving through the sluggish morning commuter traffic with terrifying precision, the radio blasting bass to wake her up.
She skidded into the staff parking lot of King’s Row Academy at exactly seven-forty. She had exactly twenty minutes until the warning bell.
Kat killed the engine, grabbed her bag, and sprinted across the damp asphalt toward the metal fire door of the art wing. She unlocked it, throwing it open, and jogged into the blessedly quiet hallway.
She didn't go to her classroom first. She made a sharp left, pushing through the double doors of the pottery studio.
"Markl!" Kat shouted, her voice echoing in the empty, clay-scented room.
Markl was already there, standing by the sinks, wearing his signature leather jacket and top hat, calmly washing out a dozen plastic throwing ribs. He looked up, unbothered by her frantic entrance.
"Morning, Katherine," Markl said smoothly, turning the tap off. "You look like you were dragged through a hedge backward. Rough night?"
"Make me a tea, Markl, please, I am begging you," Kat panted, dropping her tote bag onto a workbench and immediately heading for the large windows at the back of the studio. "I have twenty minutes before the horde arrives and I haven't had a single drop of caffeine. My blood is currently seventy percent panic."
Markl chuckled, drying his hands on a towel and walking over to his own small kettle station. "I've got a pot brewing. Milk and two sugars?"
"You're an angel," Kat groaned, pushing the glass window open. She hopped up onto the sill, sitting half-in and half-out of the building, letting the freezing morning air hit her face.
She reached into the deep pocket of her green jumpsuit. Her fingers bypassed her usual crushed tin of loose tobacco and rolling papers. Instead, they closed around smooth expensive silver.
Kat pulled out the pristine silver cigarette case she had swiped from Maekar Targaryen the night before.
She popped it open with a satisfying click, pulled out one of the elegant, gold-tipped Sobranie Black Russian cigarettes, and lit it. She took a long, slow drag, closing her eyes as the incredibly smooth, high-quality tobacco filled her lungs.
"Bloody hell," Kat muttered reverently, exhaling a plume of grey smoke. "That is a dangerously good cig."
Markl walked over, holding two steaming mugs of tea. He handed one to Kat, his dark eyes dropping to the silver case resting on her lap.
Markl frowned, his brow furrowing. "Since when do you smoke Sobranies? Those cost more than my weekly grocery budget. Where did you get them?"
Kat took the mug, wrapping her cold hands around the ceramic. A wicked, highly satisfied grin spread across her lips.
"I was gifted them," Kat said smoothly, taking another drag of the expensive cigarette. "By Maekar Targaryen. At the Velvet Lounge last night."
Markl froze, the mug of tea halfway to his mouth. He lowered it slowly, staring at her. "You saw him? In person? Last night?"
"Yup," Kat popped the 'p', grinning around the rim of her mug. "I bumped into him at the bar. Literally. And, since you completely abandoned me to go flirt with Dave the barman, I had to entertain myself. He's incredibly tall, Markl. Like, absurdly tall. And he wears these ridiculous suit that look like they cost more than my car."
"I did not abandon you," Markl argued defensively, though a small, triumphant smile betrayed him. "Dave and I had a very deep, meaningful conversation about... mixology. And I got lucky, so sue me. But wait—go back. Maekar Targaryen gifted you his cigarettes?"
Markl reached out, plucking the silver case from Kat’s lap. He turned it over in his hands, his eyes widening as he spotted the elegant, stylized M.T. monogram etched into the corner of the metal.
"Kat," Markl said flatly, looking up at her. "These have his initials on them. He didn't gift you this. You stole it."
Kat shrugged innocently, taking another sip of tea. "Prove it. Maybe he was just overwhelmed by my undeniable charisma and felt compelled to offer tribute."
Markl rolled his eyes so hard his top hat shifted slightly. "You are a kleptomaniac. And an idiot. It is highly frowned upon to actively steal from the parents of your students, Katherine. Especially when that parent is a billionaire who could likely buy this entire school and turn it into a parking lot just out of spite. It's even more frowned upon if you date them."
Kat choked on her tea. She coughed violently, slapping a hand against her chest, her mismatched eyes flying wide open behind her glasses.
"Date him?!" Kat shrieked, her voice echoing shrilly in the empty studio. "Who the fuck said anything about dating Maekar Targaryen?! I stole his tabs, Markl, I didn't bang him in the loos!"
"You should have," Markl countered smoothly, leaning against the window frame and taking a sip of his own tea. "You're painfully single, Kat. It's been five years since you moved here, and I haven't seen you go on a single date. A ridiculously wealthy CEO might be exactly the kind of terrible decision you need to jumpstart your social life."
Kat glared at him, pure outrage flashing in her eyes. Without a second thought, she reached out, grabbed a half-empty plastic tub of dried green underglaze from the nearest shelf, and lobbed it directly at his chest.
Markl caught it effortlessly, laughing out loud.
"I am not painfully single!" Kat shouted, pointing her gold-tipped cigarette at him accusingly. "I am happily, independently single! I have fun on my own. I don't have to fake interest in boring men who want to talk about crypto-currency, and I don't have to share my bed with anyone who steals the duvet!"
"You're lonely, Kat," Markl teased gently, tossing the tub back onto the shelf.
"I am not!" Kat argued, hopping down from the window sill and crushing the expensive cigarette out on the brickwork. "And for the record, you are not allowed to come to the next funeral."
Markl blinked, entirely confused by the sudden pivot. "Funeral? What funeral?"
"Mike's funeral," Kat said, her expression turning incredibly solemn and tragic. "He's dying, Markl. I've fucked him to death. He's vibrating on his last legs. I fear he is one more ride away from crossing the rainbow bridge."
Markl stared at her. It took his brain three agonizing seconds to process what she was talking about.
"Kat," Markl groaned, squeezing his eyes shut and pinching the bridge of his nose. "Oh my god. Are you talking about your vibrator?"
"Yes!" Kat gasped dramatically, throwing a hand over her heart. "How did you know Mike was on life support?! The poor battery compartment is practically held together with duct tape. I need to start planning the memorial service. I want him to have a dignified send-off."
Markl turned on his heel and started walking away, heading swiftly for the safety of his desk at the front of the room. "I am not having this conversation with you... Again. It is seven-fifty in the morning. I am a professional educator."
"He told me what he wants for his funeral, Markl!" Kat called out, unfazed, jogging after him in her green jumpsuit, her tea sloshing dangerously in her mug. "He wants me to move on quickly! He wants me to find a new, younger, stronger model. We've already picked out a name for her. We're going to call her Lola. She's going to be rose-shaped."
"Fuck off, Katherine," Markl snapped, though he was desperately trying to suppress a laugh. "You win. You are a black widow. You literally fuck your toys to death. I concede the point. Now leave me alone."
"Rude," Kat sniffed, stopping by his desk and taking a smug sip of her tea. "I'll have you know I've had Mike for seven months, and he has gone through the trenches with me. He deserves respect."
"Fuck off," Markl repeated, pointing forcefully toward the door.
Kat beamed, entirely satisfied. She had successfully derailed his lecture about her love life and thoroughly annoyed him in the process. It was a fantastic start to the morning.
"See you at break, darling!" Kat chirped, spinning around and skipping out of the pottery studio, the doors swinging shut behind her.
She crossed over to unlock her own classroom, her mood significantly improved. The banter with Markl had burned off the last of her morning panic.
As she walked toward her desk, she thought back to the beer garden last night. She thought about the way Maekar Targaryen had loomed over her, the deep, rumbling sound of his laugh when she stole his cigarette case, and the undeniable electric tension that had flared between them right before Baelor interrupted.
It had been fun. It had been incredibly, dangerously fun to flirt with him. Even if he was an arrogant, pretentious, dictionary-swallowing bastard.
"Stop it," Kat muttered to herself, shaking her head to clear the thought. "He's a parent. He's a billionaire. He's Dictionary Boy. Focus on the gremlins."
She walked over to her desk, placing her mug down, and opened her laptop.
She quickly connected her phone to the Bluetooth speaker, selecting a playlist titled 'Morning Anarchy'. The driving bass of an upbeat punk-rock track filled the room, perfectly matching her restored energy levels.
Kat sat down, opening her school email client to check for any overnight emergencies or staff updates before the first bell.
There were a few generic memos from the administration, a spam email from an art supply vendor, and one unread message sitting at the very top of her inbox.
FROM: Maekar Targaryen
Subject: The Poverty of Politeness
Kat’s eyebrows shot up. She glanced at the timestamp. He had sent it at 10:14 PM last night.
Right before she had walked up to the bar at the Velvet Lounge.
She clicked the email open, her eyes scanning the text.
I am currently sitting in a crowded, entirely subpar establishment, listening to my brother drone on about municipal zoning laws and tax incentives for urban developers. The scotch is abysmal, the lighting is offensive, and the conversation lacks any semblance of intellectual friction.
If you are currently awake, and not occupied painting a mural of a disgruntled seagull, I would greatly appreciate a distraction. Feel free to hurl an insult at my corporate persona. I find I am suddenly immune to polite society.
Kat stared at the screen, a slow, wicked smirk spreading across her lips.
He had sent this before she walked into the Velvet Lounge. Before she brazenly stole his cigarettes, before he shamelessly flirted with her, and before she called his brother his boyfriend.
Obviously, he knew it was her. He was Maekar Targaryen. The man ran a multi-billion-dollar empire; he undoubtedly ran background checks on anyone breathing near his children. He knew exactly what his son's art teacher looked like. He was just playing a game now, acting strictly professional in the digital world to see who would crack and mention the bar first.
Two can play at that game, Dictionary Boy, Kat thought, her heart doing a strange, unexpected flutter against her ribs.
She pulled her keyboard toward her, her fingers flying across the keys. She wanted to drop the hint, to let him know she thoroughly enjoyed their in-person run-in, but she wanted to keep the teasing banter alive.
To: Maekar Targaryen
Subject: Re: The Poverty of Politeness
My apologies for leaving your email unanswered last night, Dictionary Boy. I was fast asleep. Painting disgruntled seagulls is exhausting work.
Though, from the looks of it, you managed to find some much better, in-person entertainment shortly after sending this to save you from the trenches. I do hope the tragic loss of your cigarettes wasn't too devastating a blow to your corporate stoicism. Better luck guarding your pockets next time. 😉
She hit send.
But as the email whooshed away into the digital ether, Kat hesitated. She stared at the sent message, a sudden flare of doubt hitting her.
Was that too forward? Did it cross the line from banter into actual, verifiable flirting?
She needed a second opinion. She needed a highly critical set of eyes.
Kat pushed her chair back, grabbed her laptop, and sprinted back out of her classroom. She crossed the hall and shoved the pottery studio doors open again.
Markl was currently trying to organize a stack of drying boards. He looked up, letting out a sigh as she marched toward him.
"I thought I banished you," Markl grumbled.
"You did, I'm back, this is an emergency," Kat said rapidly, shoving the laptop screen directly into his face. "Read this. Read the last email I sent him."
Markl frowned, adjusting his top hat as he leaned forward to read the screen. He scanned the message about in-person entertainment and stolen cigarettes. He let out a low, amused hum.
"Is it too flirty?" Kat demanded, bouncing anxiously on the balls of her feet. "Tell me it's not flirty. It's just aggressive, right?"
"Your tea is done, it's on the counter," Markl said smoothly, ignoring her question as he took the laptop from her hands. "Go fetch it while I review the evidence."
Kat huffed, marching over to his kettle station to grab her second cup of tea.
While her back was turned, Markl didn't just read the last email. He casually scrolled down the thread. He read the exchange about the neon mesh crop top. He read the arrogant, High Valyrian challenge, and Kat's furious, Reddit-fueled response. He read the banter, the sarcasm, and the crackling tension underlying every single word.
Markl’s eyebrows slowly climbed higher and higher toward his hairline.
Kat walked back over, holding her tea. "Well? Is it flirty?"
Markl looked up from the screen, fixing her with a deeply unimpressed, highly judgmental stare.
"You told me you sent a few annoying emails to the man," Markl stated flatly, tapping the edge of the laptop screen. "You did not tell me that you spent the entirety of your workday explicitly flirting with him via a school server."
Kat gasped, her free hand flying to her chest in horror. "I am not flirting with him! I am mocking him! There is a massive difference, Markl!"
"Kat," Markl said, his voice dripping with dry sarcasm. "You sent him a picture of yourself in a neon crop top and told him he owed you. He told you he conceded defeat and donated five grand to your supply fund. You just casually referenced a late-night bar encounter where you stole from him. You are practically virtually married at this point."
"NOOOOO!" Kat shrieked, genuinely horrified by the assessment. She grabbed her laptop back, clutching it to her chest like a shield. "I am not flirting! I can't flirt with him! Have you seen him?! He's got that horrid, arrogant, icy silver-white hair! I could never flirt with a man who has that hair color!"
Markl stared at her. He stared at her for a long, agonizing five seconds.
He slowly raised his hand, pointing a single, accusing finger directly at the fiery red wig sitting on her head.
"That is your natural fucking hair color, you hair-dye addict," Markl deadpanned.
Kat froze. She blinked, her mismatched purple and brown eyes going wide behind her glasses. She opened her mouth to argue, and then snapped it shut.
"I..." Kat stammered, frantically trying to defend her incredibly poor logic. "I don't dye it! The... the silver has a hard time taking to the pigment of the dye! It washes out too fast! That's why I wear a wig!"
"Show me," Markl challenged instantly, crossing his arms and leaning forward. "Take the wig off. Let me see the majestic, icy Valyrian silver."
Kat gasped, taking a defensive step backward, clutching her laptop tighter. "Absolutely not! You are a monster! My natural hair is none of your business!"
"Take it off, Katherine!" Markl laughed, stepping toward her, reaching a hand out as if to snatch the red wig right off her head.
"Get away from me!" Kat shrieked, a loud laugh tearing out of her throat.
She turned and bolted. Markl lunged after her.
For the next two minutes, the two professional, adult educators engaged in a full-blown, chaotic game of tag around the pottery studio. Kat ducked behind drying racks, her green jumpsuit swishing, laughing hysterically as Markl chased her, threatening to expose her natural hair color to the world.
"You're going to knock over a kiln!" Markl yelled, vaulting over a low workbench to cut her off.
"Then you'll finally get the funding for a new one!" Kat screamed back, dodging under his arm and sprinting toward the double doors.
She burst out of the pottery studio and tore across the hallway, pushing the doors of her own classroom open and practically throwing herself inside to escape his grasp.
She stopped dead, panting heavily, clutching her laptop to her chest, her red wig slightly askew.
Standing just inside the doorway, holding his new backpack and watching the entire chaotic, ridiculous display with wide fascinated eyes, was Aerion.
Leo and Benji were standing right behind him, looking equally amused.
"Morning, miss," Leo grinned, leaning against the doorframe. "Markl trying to steal your tea again?"
Kat cleared her throat, straightening her wig and smoothing down the front of her green jumpsuit. She offered them a breathless, unconvincing smile.
"Something like that," Kat wheezed, walking over to her desk and setting her laptop down. "Morning, gremlins. Take a seat. The bell's about to ring."
Aerion walked toward his desk, his eyes darting between the closed door of the pottery studio and Kat, who was currently trying to regain her breath and her professional composure.
He thought about the vintage Bentley peeling out of the parking lot the night before. He thought about the way Markl had chased her, laughing, completely at ease with her wild, unhinged energy.
Aerion slipped his backpack off, sitting down in his chair, a knowing smile spreading across his face.
Yeah, Aerion thought with unwavering certainty. They are so dating.
The chaotic energy that had started Aerion’s morning in the art wing did not dissipate as the day wore on. It merely mutated, adapting itself to the varying environments of King’s Row Academy.
Double Science with Dr. Miller had been a grueling, highly focused affair. Aerion had kept his head down, taking meticulous notes on cellular mitosis, occasionally leaning over to whisper the correct spelling of 'eukaryotic' to Ruby, who was still shooting him fiercely competitive, albeit slightly warmer, glares.
But by the time third period rolled around, the academic tension evaporated completely.
Period 3 - Cooking - Mrs. Gable.
Aerion followed Leo into the stainless-steel-lined Food Technology classroom. It smelled faintly of bleach and burnt sugar from the previous class. There were six industrial-style kitchen stations, each equipped with two ovens, a sink, and a bewildering array of utensils.
"Right, grab an apron, mate," Leo instructed, tossing a slightly stained, floral-patterned canvas apron at Aerion’s head. "Gable is an absolute stickler for health and safety. She'll dock points if you don't tie it behind your back."
Aerion caught the apron, pulling it over his vintage Metallica shirt. It clashed horrifically with his dark, grunge aesthetic, but he didn't care. Sal and Benji were in a different cooking block, so it was just him and Leo stationed at Kitchen 4.
Mrs. Gable, a stern woman with a hairnet pulled tightly over her greying hair, clapped her hands from the front of the room.
"Today, you will be executing a basic shortcrust pastry," Mrs. Gable announced, her voice echoing off the stainless steel. "You will be making jam tarts. The ingredients are pre-weighed on your stations. You have exactly forty minutes. Begin."
At St. Jude’s, Aerion had never once stepped foot in a kitchen. The Targaryen estate had a team of private chefs who handled every meal. The closest he had ever come to cooking was watching the pastry chef whisk meringue from across the granite island.
He stared at the bowl of flour and the block of cold, hard butter sitting on the metal counter.
"What do we do with this?" Aerion whispered, looking helplessly at Leo.
"We rub it in," Leo said confidently, rolling up the sleeves of his faded band tee. "Like this. You’ve got to make it look like breadcrumbs."
Leo plunged his hands into the bowl, mashing the butter into the flour. Flour puffed up into the air in a fine, white cloud.
Aerion tentatively copied him, sinking his fingers into the cold, powdery mixture. It felt incredibly strange, gritty and soft at the same time. He squeezed a lump of butter, and a puff of flour shot directly into his face, coating his eyelashes and the bridge of his nose in white dust.
Leo let out a loud, barking laugh, pointing at Aerion’s flour-covered face with a butter-coated finger.
"Shut up," Aerion grinned, wiping his nose with the back of his wrist, which only succeeded in smearing the flour further.
The forty minutes were a disaster of culinary execution. They added too much water to the dough, turning it into a sticky, unmanageable glue that adhered stubbornly to their fingers and the rolling pin.
"Just put more flour on it!" Leo hissed, aggressively dusting the metal counter until it looked like a winter wonderland.
They finally managed to scrape the dough into the metal tart tins. Aerion grabbed the jar of cheap red strawberry jam, grabbing a spoon to dollop it into the pastry cases.
"More," Leo whispered, leaning over the counter like a culinary mastermind. "Gable always says we skimp on the filling. Fill it to the top."
Aerion obliged, spooning the sticky red jam until it was mounded high above the rim of the pastry cases. They shoved the tray into the preheated oven, slamming the door shut.
"Perfect," Leo declared, dusting his hands off on his floral apron.
Ten minutes later, the distinct, acrid smell of burning sugar began to fill the classroom.
Aerion and Leo peered anxiously through the glass oven door. The generous mounds of strawberry jam had boiled over, bubbling like a miniature, sticky volcano, cascading down the sides of the pastry cases and burning instantly onto the hot metal baking tray.
"Oh, no," Aerion gasped, watching the black, smoking crust form around their tarts.
"Right, okay, don't panic," Leo muttered, grabbing an oven mitt. "We just need to scrape it off before she sees."
He yanked the oven door open. A thick, billowing cloud of grey, sickly-sweet smoke instantly poured out, filling Kitchen 4.
"Leo!" Mrs. Gable’s voice cracked like a whip across the room. She marched over, waving her hands to clear the smoke, her face turning a deep shade of plum. "What on earth have you done to those tarts?!"
"Caramelized them, miss!" Leo lied smoothly, his eyes watering from the smoke.
"You have incinerated them!" she shrieked, grabbing the tray with her own mitts and slamming it onto the counter. The tarts were completely fused to the metal, a solid, blackened mass of ruined pastry and boiling sugar. "Zero! Absolutely zero! Both of you, to the sinks! You will be scrubbing that tray until you can see your reflections in it!"
Aerion spent the rest of the period scrubbing burnt jam off a metal tray with a wire brush, his arms aching, his Metallica shirt dusted with flour. He should have been miserable. He should have felt the suffocating weight of academic failure.
Instead, he was biting his lip so hard it bled, trying to suppress the hysterical giggles bubbling up in his chest every time Leo dramatically groaned about the permanent loss of his fingerprints to the wire wool.
When the bell finally rang, they practically sprinted out of the Food Tech room, abandoning their floral aprons on the counter.
"Right," Leo panted, leaning against the wall in the hallway, wiping a smear of flour off his forehead. "I consider that a massive success. We didn't set off the fire alarm."
Aerion laughed, pulling his backpack onto his shoulder. "What do we have now?"
Leo pulled his crumpled timetable from his pocket, smoothing it out. He winced. "English. With Mrs. Vance."
Aerion’s entire body went rigid. His laughter died instantly.
Mrs. Vance. It couldn't be.
"Wait," Aerion said, his voice dropping to a panicked whisper. "What is her first name?"
"I dunno, Agatha, I think?" Leo shrugged, pushing off the wall. "She’s a right piece of work. Constantly complaining about how 'uncivilized' we all are. Why?"
Aerion’s stomach plummeted. It wasn't just a coincidence. Mrs. Vance, his miserable, cold-hearted nanny, had a sister-in-law who taught English at King’s Row. That was how she had known about the school. That was how she had orchestrated his transfer.
He was walking directly into a trap.
Aerion followed Leo up the stairs to the second floor, his heart hammering a frantic rhythm against his ribs. He felt the dread of his old life returning, pressing down on his lungs.
They walked into the English classroom. It was stark, sterile, and entirely devoid of the chaotic, vibrant energy that characterized Kat’s room.
Mrs. Vance—the teacher, not the nanny—was standing at the front of the room. She was wearing a high-collared grey blouse, her hair pulled back into a painfully tight bun. She was currently glaring at a student who had dared to drop a pencil.
Aerion kept his head down, sliding into a desk near the back, pulling his hood up slightly to shadow his silver hair.
The bell rang.
"Silence," Mrs. Vance barked, her voice carrying the exact same condescending edge as her sister-in-law's. "Books open to page forty-two. We are dissecting the thematic structure of Lord of the Flies."
Aerion opened his book. He knew Lord of the Flies. He had read it twice. He knew the themes, the symbolism, the entire narrative arc. He just wanted to put his head down, take notes, and survive the hour.
"Let us begin with the concept of innate savagery," Mrs. Vance droned, pacing the front of the room. "The text clearly illustrates that without the rigid, civilized structure of British society, the boys regress into violent, feral animals. They lack discipline. Much like many of the students in this very institution."
A low, angry murmur rippled through the classroom. The students at King’s Row were used to being looked down upon, but they hated being openly mocked by the adults who were supposed to be teaching them.
Aerion kept his eyes glued to the page.
"Some individuals," Mrs. Vance continued, stopping her pacing and looking directly, pointedly toward the back row, "believe that a lack of uniform, or a propensity for destruction, is a sign of 'rebellion.' It is not. It is simply a lack of breeding."
Her eyes locked onto Aerion. She stared at his ripped jeans. She stared at the vintage Metallica shirt. She stared at the silver hair she undoubtedly recognized from family photographs her sister-in-law had shown her.
"Aerion Targaryen," Mrs. Vance snapped, her voice cutting through the silent room like a knife.
Aerion froze, his blood running cold. "Yes, miss?"
"Explain the symbolism of the conch shell," she demanded, crossing her arms over her chest. "Assuming you have actually bothered to read the text, rather than simply vandalizing the school kitchens."
She knew. She knew about the jam tarts. She knew about his expulsion from St. Jude's. She was actively trying to humiliate him in front of his new peers.
Aerion felt a sudden, hot flash of fury ignite in his chest. He wasn't at St. Jude's anymore. He wasn't trapped in his father's study. He was one of Kat's gremlins, and he was not going to let this woman bully him.
"The conch shell," Aerion said, his voice surprisingly steady, adopting the icy, clipped accent of his father, "symbolizes the fragile illusion of democratic order and rational discourse. It represents the rules that govern civilized behavior."
"Adequate," Mrs. Vance sneered, turning away. "Though I doubt you truly grasp the concept of civilized—"
"However," Aerion interrupted, his voice rising slightly cutting her off.
The entire class gasped silently. Nobody interrupted Mrs. Vance.
Mrs. Vance spun back around, her face turning a furious shade of red. "Excuse me?"
"However," Aerion repeated, leaning back in his plastic chair, his eyes locking onto hers with a unblinking intensity he had inherited directly from Maekar Targaryen. "The conch is ultimately destroyed, because the authority it represents is fundamentally flawed. It is wielded by individuals who demand respect through fear, rather than earning it through leadership. When the boys realize the authority is hollow, the rules shatter."
He didn't break eye contact. He delivered the literary analysis as a direct, undeniable insult to her teaching methods.
The classroom was dead silent. Even Leo was staring at him, his mouth slightly open in awe.
Mrs. Vance was shaking with rage. Her hands gripped the edges of her desk until her knuckles turned white.
"Out," she hissed, pointing a trembling finger at the door. "Get out of my classroom immediately, you insolent, spoiled little brat."
Aerion didn't argue. He didn't flinch. He calmly closed his textbook, gathered his pens, and slid them into his Vans backpack. He stood up, slinging the bag over his shoulder, and walked toward the door.
"You will report directly to the Headmaster's office," Mrs. Vance screamed after him, losing all pretense of professional control. "I will be recommending immediate isolation for gross insubordination!"
Aerion stepped out into the empty, quiet hallway, pulling the door shut behind him.
The moment the door clicked shut, the adrenaline vanished, leaving behind a cold wave of panic.
What did I just do? Aerion thought, his hands shaking violently. He had just talked back to a teacher. He had openly insulted her. He was going to be sent to isolation. The Headmaster was going to call his father. His father would pull him out of King’s Row today, strip his room bare again, and lock him away forever.
His phone buzzed in the front pocket of his hoodie.
Aerion pulled it out, his hands trembling so badly he nearly dropped it.
LEO: Mate. That was the most legendary thing I have ever seen. You ruined her.
LEO: DO NOT GO TO JACKSON. Go straight to Kat. Tell her what happened. She hates Vance. She'll cover for u.
Aerion stared at the text message. Go to Kat.
He didn't hesitate. He shoved the phone back into his pocket and turned, practically sprinting down the empty corridor toward the main stairwell, desperate to reach the sanctuary of the yellow brick road.
He rounded the corner near the main office, his sneakers squeaking loudly on the linoleum.
He didn't see the man stepping out of the administrative suite until it was too late.
Aerion collided with a short, stout, entirely bald man wearing a cheap, ill-fitting brown suit. The impact knocked the man’s clipboard to the floor, papers scattering everywhere.
"Watch where you're going!" the man barked, bending down to snatch up the papers. He stood up, his face red with irritation, and fixed Aerion with a furious glare.
It was Mr. Jackson. The Headmaster.
Aerion froze, entirely trapped.
"Why are you in the hallways during third period?" Jackson demanded, looking at the boy's dark top and ripped jeans. He recognized the silver hair immediately from the donation file currently sitting on his desk. "Targaryen, isn't it? Have you been dismissed from class?"
Aerion swallowed hard, his heart hammering against his ribs. "I... yes, sir. Mrs. Vance sent me out."
Jackson’s eyes narrowed. "For what reason?"
Aerion opened his mouth, desperately trying to formulate a lie, when his phone buzzed in his pocket again. And then again. The group chat was clearly exploding with the news of his literary rebellion.
He reached into his pocket on instinct, pulling the phone out to silence the notifications before the Headmaster heard them.
Jackson’s eyes locked onto the phone in Aerion’s hand.
"Phones are strictly prohibited during academic hours," Jackson snapped, stepping forward and snatching the device directly out of Aerion’s hand before the boy could even react. "Hand it over. This is a direct violation of the behavioral policy."
Aerion gasped, his hand reaching out to grab it back. "No! Give it back! Please, sir, I wasn't using it, I was just turning it off!"
"It is confiscated until the end of the day," Jackson stated flatly, slipping the phone into his own suit pocket. "Given your disciplinary history, Targaryen, and the fact that you have just been ejected from a classroom, I believe a period in the isolation room is necessary to correct this behavior. Come with me."
He reached out, gripping Aerion firmly by the upper arm, intending to drag him down the dim, buzzing corridor Kat had pointed out yesterday.
Aerion panicked. The isolation room. It was happening again. He was being locked away, his only connection to his friends stolen at the mercy of adults who hated him.
"No!" Aerion shouted, thrashing his arm wildly against the Headmaster's grip. The polite conditioning entirely shattered. He fought like a feral cat. "Let go of me! You can't put me in there! I want Kat! I want my form tutor!"
Jackson struggled to hold onto the thrashing ten-year-old, looking genuinely shocked by the violent resistance. "Cease this immediately! You will go to isolation—"
"I want Kat!" Aerion screamed, tears of frustration burning in his eyes. "You have to let me see her! It's in her rules! She said if I was in trouble, I could go to her! Let me go to her!"
Jackson paused, his grip loosening slightly. He looked down at the crying boy.
The Headmaster knew Kat Hart was a incredibly irritating thorn in his administrative side. He knew she completely ignored the curriculum, broke the dress code daily, and actively subverted his disciplinary policies.
But he also knew that yesterday afternoon, Maekar Targaryen—the man who could fund the school’s entire operating budget with the spare change in his sofa cushions—had personally, explicitly earmarked a few thousand pound donation directly to Kat Hart’s department.
If Jackson threw the billionaire’s son into an isolation cubicle and confiscated his property, and Kat Hart complained to the father... the funding could vanish instantly.
Jackson let out a frustrated sigh, releasing Aerion’s arm entirely.
"Fine," Jackson grumbled, adjusting his crooked tie. "If you wish to hide behind Miss Hart, you may do so. But the phone remains confiscated. You may retrieve it from the main office at the final bell. Now go. Before I change my mind."
Aerion didn't wait for a second invitation. He spun on his heel and sprinted down the hallway, taking the stairs two at a time, desperate to reach the Arts wing.
He burst through the doors, his high-tops pounding against the yellow-painted floor. He reached Kat’s classroom and threw the door open.
"Kat!" Aerion gasped, his chest heaving, his face tear-stained.
The room was empty. The Bluetooth speaker was silent. The desks were clear.
Aerion’s heart sank. She wasn't there. She had abandoned him.
He backed out of the room, looking frantically up and down the hallway. He saw the doors of the pottery studio propped open. He ran across the hall and stuck his head inside.
Markl was sitting at his desk, sketching a design on a piece of parchment paper. He looked up, his eyes widening in alarm at the sight of the panicked, crying boy.
"Aerion?" Markl asked, immediately standing up. "What's wrong? Where's Leo?"
"Where is she?" Aerion choked out, wiping his face furiously with the sleeve of his hoodie. "Where is Kat? I need her."
Markl’s expression softened immediately. "Hey, it's okay. Take a breath. Kat isn't in her room this period. She's down in the Early Years wing."
"Early Years?" Aerion asked, confused.
"Yeah, the nursery and reception classes," Markl explained, walking around his desk. "Kat was originally hired as the nursery teacher here. She only took over the art position and the form class three years ago because the old teacher quit abruptly. So, one day a week, on Thursdays, she goes down to her old classroom to do messy play with the toddlers while they look for a permanent replacement. It's one of her favorite day of the week."
Aerion blinked, the tears momentarily stalling. Kat taught babies? The chaotic woman who flipped people off and smoked out of windows taught two-year-olds?
"I need to see her," Aerion insisted, his voice trembling.
"Right. Okay," Markl nodded. He turned to a responsible-looking girl who was currently wedging clay near the sinks. "Chloe. Take Aerion down to the Early Years wing. Take him directly to Kat's old room. Do not let him get intercepted by Jackson."
"Yes, Mr. Markl," Chloe said immediately, washing her hands and grabbing a hall pass.
Aerion followed the older girl out of the pottery studio. They didn't take the yellow brick road. They navigated a series of unfamiliar, brightly lit corridors on the ground floor, far away from the imposing art block.
The atmosphere here was entirely different. The walls were covered in clumsy, finger-painted artwork and brightly colored alphabet posters. The air smelled of baby wipes, vanilla, and poster paint.
Chloe stopped outside a door that was painted a vibrant, cheerful shade of sunshine yellow.
"She's in there," Chloe smiled gently. "Good luck, Aerion."
Aerion nodded his thanks as the older girl hurried back toward the pottery studio.
He raised his hand, took a deep breath, and pushed the yellow door open.
Aerion stepped inside, and his senses were instantly, overwhelmingly flooded.
If Kat’s art room was an explosion of chaos, this room was a full-blown, saturated supernova of joy.
The walls were painted a soft, calming shade of sky blue, but every single inch of available space was covered in artwork. There were sprawling murals of friendly, cartoonish animals—a smiling lion reading a book, a giraffe painting on an easel, a bright green crocodile measuring its own height against a ruler. Aerion instantly recognized the energetic brushstrokes. Kat had painted this entire room herself.
The floor was covered in thick, primary-colored foam mats. Tiny, knee-high plastic tables were scattered around, surrounded by miniature chairs.
And in the center of the room, sitting cross-legged on the floor amidst a sea of fifteen toddlers, was Kat.
Her mismatched purple and brown eyes were crinkled in delight, and she was currently covered up to her elbows in bright blue, non-toxic finger paint.
She was helping a tiny, giggling three-year-old press their painted hands against a sheet of white butcher paper spread out across the floor.
"Splat!" Kat cheered enthusiastically, pressing the child's hands down. "Look at that, Charlie! It's a perfect blue spider!"
The little boy shrieked with laughter, waving his paint-covered hands in the air.
Kat looked up, her mismatched eyes catching movement at the door.
She saw Aerion standing there. She saw the tear tracks cutting through the faint dusting of flour on his cheeks. She saw the panicked tension in his small shoulders.
The bright, boisterous nursery teacher vanished instantly, replaced by the fiercely protective Queen of the Gremlins.
Kat didn't care about the paint on her hands. She scrambled to her feet, ignoring the whining protests of the toddlers around her, and hurried across the foam mats toward the door.
"Duck?" Kat asked, her voice dropping into a low, incredibly gentle murmur. She didn't touch him, mindful of the blue paint coating her fingers. "What's wrong? What happened?"
Aerion looked at her, overwhelmed by the comforting safety of her presence. He walked forward, entirely ignoring the paint, and threw his arms around her waist, burying his face into the soft fabric of her green jumpsuit.
"Mrs. Vance kicked me out," Aerion sobbed quietly, the adrenaline crash finally hitting him. "She was making fun of the school, and she was looking at me, and I talked back to her. And then Jackson caught me in the hall, and he took my phone, and he tried to drag me to isolation, but I fought him and I ran away."
Kat’s jaw tightened, a flash of murderous rage igniting in her mismatched eyes at the mention of the Headmaster dragging one of her kids.
She awkwardly wrapped her forearms around his shoulders, keeping her paint-covered hands hovering in the air so she wouldn't ruin his hoodie.
"Okay. Okay, breathe, chuck," Kat murmured, resting her chin on top of his silver hair. "You're safe now. Nobody is taking you to isolation. You're in my room."
She gently pulled back, looking down at his tear-stained face.
"You talked back to Vance?" Kat asked, a tiny, proud smirk fighting its way through her anger. "What did you say?"
Aerion sniffled, wiping his nose on the sleeve of his hoodie. "I told her that the conch shell in Lord of the Flies shatters because the authority it represents is wielded by people who demand respect through fear, instead of earning it."
Kat stared at him for a second. And then, despite the gravity of the situation, she threw her head back and let out a loud, ringing bark of laughter.
"Oh, that is absolutely legendary," Kat beamed, her eyes shining with pride. "You completely dismantled her. Leo is going to be talking about that until he graduates."
Aerion managed a weak, watery smile. "But Jackson took my phone. He said I can't have it back until the end of the day."
Kat’s smile vanished, her expression turning cold. "Did he, now? Well. We'll see about that."
"Kat!" a tiny, demanding voice piped up from the floor.
Aerion looked down. A little girl with pigtails, wearing a plastic apron completely coated in red paint, was tugging insistently on the hem of Kat’s pants leg.
"I need help making a dinosaur," the little girl demanded, holding up her red-painted hands.
Kat sighed, the cold anger melting back into warm patience. "I'm coming, Lily." She looked back at Aerion. "Right. Here is the plan. I cannot leave these tiny terrors unattended right now, or they will paint the ceiling. But the second the lunch bell rings, you and I are marching up to the main office, and I am going to politely demand your property back from that bald tyrant."
Aerion nodded slowly, feeling a wave of relief wash over him. She was going to fight for him again.
"In the meantime," Kat offered, gesturing to the colorful mess of the classroom floor. "You are more than welcome to hide out in here with me. If you want, you can even be my official assistant for the rest of the period. God knows I need an extra set of hands before Charlie tries to eat the blue paint again."
Aerion looked at the toddlers. He thought about his little brother, Egg, sitting alone in the house with the miserable Mrs. Vance. He loved playing with Egg. He was incredibly good at it.
"I'd like that," Aerion smiled genuinely, shrugging his backpack off and setting it near the door.
"Brilliant," Kat grinned, pointing to a stack of plastic aprons near the sink. "Grab a smock, Mr. Targaryen. We are painting dinosaurs."
For the rest of the hour, Aerion forgot about the confrontation with the Headmaster.
He sat cross-legged on the blue foam mats, surrounded by giggling toddlers. He let Lily paint his entire left hand bright red so he could press it onto the paper to make a T-Rex footprint. He bounced a tiny, non-verbal boy on his knee, making exaggerated, funny faces until the child shrieked with laughter.
Kat watched him from across the room as she helped a girl wash her hands at the low sink. She watched the gentle patience he had with the little ones. She watched the way his eyes crinkled with genuine joy.
He wasn't a delinquent. He was just a deeply empathetic kid who had been desperately starved for a little bit of color in his life.
"You're brilliant with them, you know," Kat said softly, walking over and sitting down next to him on the mats.
Aerion looked up, a red handprint smeared across his cheek. "I have a baby brother. Aegon. We call him Egg. He’s one. I play with him all the time."
"I bet he adores you," Kat smiled warmly.
"He does," Aerion nodded, a bright idea popping into his head. He looked around the vibrant nursery room. "Kat... do you think Egg would like it here?"
Kat paused, her brow furrowing slightly. "At King’s Row?"
"Yeah," Aerion said eagerly. "I mean, he’s only one, but he hates his nanny. She just yells at him to be quiet. He would love this room. He would love painting with you."
Kat’s heart broke slightly at the thought of a one-year-old being yelled at for simply existing. But she also knew the reality of the situation.
"Aerion, Duck," Kat said gently, reaching out to tap his knee. "King’s Row is a primary and middle school. We take kids from two and a half years old up to twelve. Egg is a bit too young for our Early Years program right now."
Aerion’s face fell, the excitement draining out of his eyes. "Oh. Right."
Kat hated seeing him disappointed. She thought about the donation Maekar Targaryen had dropped into her lap that morning. She thought about the unbelievable fact that the billionaire had actually engaged in a petty, ridiculous fashion war with her.
"But," Kat offered, a conspiratorial spark returning to her mismatched eyes. "Rules are technically just guidelines, aren't they? If you want, I can shoot your dad an email later today. I can ask him if he’d be willing to bring Egg in for a... trial morning. Just a few hours next Thursday, to see if he likes the environment before he’s officially old enough to enroll."
Aerion’s eyes widened to the size of saucers. "Really? You'd do that?"
"Course I would," Kat winked. "I’m sure Dictionary Boy would love another excuse to argue with me via email."
"No, wait," Aerion said quickly, shaking his head. He knew his father. If Kat asked, Maekar might assume it was a trap, or an attempt to extract more money. "Let me ask him first. Let me tell him how amazing this room is. I think... I think he might actually listen to me now."
Kat smiled, proud of the confidence blooming in the young boy. "Okay. You ask him first. If he says yes, the door is always open."
"Kitty! Charlie is eating the paint!" a little girl screamed from across the room.
"Charlie, no! We do not consume the art!" Kat shouted, scrambling up from the mats and sprinting toward the corner.
Aerion laughed, wiping a streak of red paint off his forehead.
Aerion found himself absorbed in his role as Kat's official assistant. He helped a group of four-year-olds build a towering, structurally unsound castle out of wooden blocks, and expertly mediated a territorial dispute over a bright yellow plastic dinosaur.
Whenever he glanced across the room, he caught Kat watching him. She didn't hover, and she didn't coddle him, but she kept a careful, hyper-vigilant eye on his interactions. She would catch his gaze across the sea of toddlers, offering a quick, checking smile to ensure he wasn't feeling overwhelmed by the noise or the volume of physical contact.
Aerion always smiled back, offering a subtle thumbs-up. He wasn't overwhelmed. He was thriving.
He watched Kat work with the children, a sense of awe settling over him. She was chaotic and loud with her older students, treating them like younger siblings she was fiercely protective of. But with the toddlers, her energy shifted into something entirely different. It was softer, infinitely more patientand nurturing.
When a little boy named Sam started crying because he had accidentally mixed all his paint colors into a muddy brown, Kat didn't sigh or tell him to stop crying. She sat down next to him, her sage-green jumpsuit already dotted with primary colors, and gently explained that he hadn't ruined his painting; he had just invented a brand-new color called 'Dinosaur Mud'. Sam’s tears had vanished instantly, replaced by a proud, toothy grin.
She'd be a really great mum, Aerion thought, wiping a smear of blue paint off his own chin. It was a strange thought, contrasting sharply with the image of her smoking out of a window in a Care Bears hoodie, but it felt undeniably true.
"Right, listen up, you tiny terrors!" Kat called out, clapping her paint-stained hands together as the clock on the wall crept toward the noon hour. "It’s nearly time for lunch! That means we need to wash our hands and pack the art away!"
A collective, high-pitched groan echoed through the room.
"I know, I know, it's a tragedy," Kat laughed, standing up and brushing off her knees. "But if you help me clean up nicely, I promise I will take all the beautiful paintings you made today and stick them right on the front of my classroom door upstairs for the big kids to see!"
The groans transformed into excited cheers.
Several of the toddlers scrambled up from the foam mats, clutching their damp, wildly messy finger paintings. They rushed toward Kat, practically throwing the soggy paper at her legs.
"Put mine up, Kitty!" Lily demanded, holding up a picture that vaguely resembled a red blob.
"I will, Lil," Kat promised, carefully accepting the wet artwork. "It's going right in the center."
Just as the last painting was collected, the door to the nursery swung open. A woman in her late fifties, wearing a sensible cardigan and a warm smile, stepped into the room. It was Mrs. Gable, the permanent Early Years teacher, returning from her break to take over the afternoon session.
"Thank you for covering, Kat," the older woman smiled, taking in the state of the room and the paint splattered across Kat's green jumpsuit. "It looks like you had a productive morning."
"We invented Dinosaur Mud, Mrs. G," Kat grinned, gathering the stack of wet paintings. "They're all yours. Be warned, Charlie is currently harboring a deep, unnatural desire to consume the blue tempera."
Mrs. Gable laughed, shaking her head as she moved to corral the children toward the low sinks.
Kat turned to Aerion, who was currently trying to peel a dried flake of red paint off his knuckle.
"Right then, Duck," Kat said, her voice dropping its boisterous volume, the fierce, protective edge returning to her mismatched eyes. "Time to go face the music. Grab your bag."
Aerion nodded, the familiar dread settling back into his stomach. The sanctuary of the nursery was over. It was time to deal with the Headmaster. He grabbed his backpack, slinging it over his shoulder, and followed Kat out of the bright room.
They walked in silence down the quiet, ground-floor corridors, heading toward the administrative block.
"Don't say a word, alright?" Kat instructed softly, not looking back at him. Her stride was purposeful, the soft fabric of her green jumpsuit swishing around her legs. "You stand behind me, and you let me do the talking. Jackson is a bully who thrives on intimidating kids. He hates it when adults push back."
Aerion nodded, his throat tight. "Okay."
They reached the main office. Simone was sitting behind the sliding glass window, typing on her keyboard. She looked up as Kat marched past the reception desk without stopping, heading directly for the door labeled HEADMASTER.
"Kat, he's in a meeting," Simone warned, popping her gum loudly.
"I don't care if he's having tea with the bloody Queen," Kat snapped, not even breaking her stride.
She didn't knock. She reached out, grabbed the brass handle, and shoved the door open.
Mr. Jackson was sitting behind his organized desk, holding a telephone receiver to his ear. He looked up, his face immediately turning a mottled shade of red at the intrusion.
"I will have to call you back," Jackson barked into the phone, slamming the receiver down. He glared at Kat, and then his eyes shifted to Aerion, who was hovering nervously just behind her shoulder. "Miss Hart. I am in the middle of a workday. You cannot simply barge into my office."
"I can, and I did," Kat stated flatly, crossing her arms over her chest. The soft embroidery on her jumpsuit completely belied the lethal, icy fury in her mismatched eyes. "I am here for my student's property, Jackson. Hand over the phone."
Jackson scoffed, leaning back in his leather chair, attempting to project an air of impenetrable authority. "The boy was actively utilizing a cellular device during academic hours, directly following an incident of gross insubordination in Mrs. Vance's classroom. The device is confiscated until the final bell, as per the school's behavioral policy."
"The behavioral policy is a guideline, not a mandate," Kat countered smoothly, stepping closer to the desk. "And keeping a child's communication device is a safeguarding liability. What if his family had an emergency? What if he needed to contact his driver? You do not have the right to isolate him."
"I have every right to discipline the students in this building, Miss Hart!" Jackson snapped, his voice rising, his bald head gleaming under the fluorescent lights. "Mrs. Vance is currently drafting a formal disciplinary report detailing his atrocious behavior. He actively insulted her teaching methods in front of his peers!"
"Mrs. Vance is a bitter, biased woman who actively targets the students in my form class because she hates me," Kat fired back, her voice deadly quiet and terrifyingly steady. "She intentionally provoked him, Jackson. She brought up his previous expulsion to humiliate him. She is unnecessarily harsh, and she is a terrible educator."
Aerion stood behind Kat, his eyes wide. He had never heard a teacher speak to a Headmaster like this. It wasn't a professional disagreement; it was a war.
"Your form class," Jackson sneered, standing up from his desk and leaning forward on his knuckles, his disdain evident. "Your form class is the anchor dragging this institution's test scores into the gutter. They are delinquent, troubled children who refuse to adhere to the basic structures of a civilized society. Mrs. Vance is attempting to instill discipline where you have clearly failed!"
Aerion felt a hot flash of anger ignite in his chest, directed entirely at the bald man behind the desk. Troubled children. He was talking about Leo. He was talking about Sal, and Benji, and the exhausted boy who slept on the beanbags. He was talking about them as if they were garbage.
Kat didn't flinch. She simply leveled a stare at the Headmaster that could have frozen a raging river.
"Do not talk about my kids like that," Kat hissed, her voice vibrating with a dark, lethal intensity. "My kids hold the highest creative arts and humanities marks in this entire bloody district. My methods—the methods you constantly try to suppress—have proven time and time again to produce better outcomes, higher attendance, and fewer violent incidents than the archaic, suffocating shit you try to force upon them."
"Your methods are a circus!" Jackson shouted, his face turning an alarming shade of purple. "You are an embarrassment to this profession, Katherine! You parade around this school like a vagrant, undermining my authority at every turn!"
Kat took a slow, deliberate step forward, placing both of her paint-stained hands flat on the edge of the Headmaster's desk. She leaned in, entirely invading his personal space.
"Watch your tone, Jackson," Kat whispered, her voice dropping so low it was barely audible, but carrying a terrifying weight.
Aerion watched, completely mesmerized, as the Headmaster actually flinched back slightly.
"I suggest you hand the boy his phone," Kat continued smoothly, her mismatched eyes locked onto Jackson’s. "And I suggest you tell Mrs. Vance to scrap that disciplinary report. Because if you don't..."
Kat paused, letting the silence stretch for a long, agonizing second.
"...I will personally ensure that the anonymous, untraceable charitable donation that magically appears in this school's operating budget every September does not hit the account this year," Kat finished, her voice a lethal purr. "And I will make sure every single one of those 'troubled' kids in my form class gets transferred to a district that actually appreciates them, rather than treating them like a statistic."
Aerion’s breath hitched in his throat.
What? Aerion’s ten-year-old brain scrambled to process the information. An anonymous donation? He stared at Kat’s back. The vintage Bentley. The total, unapologetic lack of fear she displayed toward authority figures. The pieces suddenly clicked together in his mind, forming a picture that was entirely terrifying and incredibly cool.
Kat wasn't just a teacher. She was the secret benefactor keeping King’s Row Academy afloat.
Mr. Jackson’s face drained of color, the purple rage instantly replaced by a stark, terrified pallor.
The Headmaster relied entirely on that massive, anonymous donation to keep the school's failing infrastructure operational. It paid for the heating, the art supplies, the subsidized lunches for the lower-income students. He had a quiet, unspoken agreement with Kat: he turned a blind eye to her eccentricities, her dress code violations, and her chaotic classroom management, and in return, the money kept flowing.
He had forgotten the golden rule. Never threaten her gremlins.
Jackson swallowed hard, his throat clicking loudly in the quiet office. He slowly reached into his suit jacket pocket, his hands trembling slightly, and pulled out Aerion’s smartphone.
He slid it across the desk toward Kat.
"Fine," Jackson muttered, his voice tight and bitter with defeat. "Take it. But the boy cannot return to Mrs. Vance's classroom. He is clearly disruptive to her environment."
Kat snatched the phone off the desk, her expression turning triumphant. "Fine by me. I want another teacher marking his English coursework from now on. I won't have her failing him out of spite."
"Agreed," Jackson clipped, sinking back into his chair, looking utterly defeated. "Now get out of my office."
Kat didn't say another word. She spun on her heel, her green jumpsuit swishing, and walked past Aerion, gesturing for him to follow.
They marched out of the office and past Simone’s desk in silence, pushing through the double doors into the main hallway.
The moment they were out of earshot of the administrative block, Aerion let out a shuddering breath. He looked up at Kat, his eyes wide with awe.
"Kat," Aerion whispered, his voice trembling. "What was that? What donation?"
Kat stopped walking. She looked down at him, her expression softening instantly, the fierce negotiator vanishing completely. She reached out and handed him his phone.
"It's nothing, Duck," Kat said softly, offering a dismissive shrug. "I just... I have a few connections in the city. I help secure some private funding the school desperately needs to keep the lights on. Jackson knows that if he messes with my kids, the funding dries up. It's just leverage."
Aerion stared at her. He knew what leverage looked like. He had watched his father wield it like a broadsword for years. But his father used leverage to crush his enemies; Kat used it to protect kids who couldn't protect themselves.
"You're amazing," Aerion breathed, entirely sincere. He didn't think. He stepped forward and threw his arms around her waist again, burying his face into the soft fabric of her jumpsuit. "Thank you. Thank you for getting it back."
Kat smiled, a warm fond expression lighting up her face. She wrapped her arms around his shoulders, hugging him back tightly.
"Don't worry about it, chuck," Kat murmured into his silver hair. "I told you. Nobody messes with my gremlins. From now on, you'll be sitting in my room during English, doing independent study. You don't have to deal with Vance again."
Aerion pulled back, a smile breaking across his face. He didn't have to go back to that classroom. He got to spend another hour in the chaotic sanctuary of the art wing.
"Okay," Aerion beamed.
Before he could ask any more questions about her mysterious 'connections', the loud, chaotic roar of the main hallway swelled around them.
"Aerion!"
Aerion turned. Leo, Sal, and Benji were jogging toward them through the crowd, heading for the cafeteria.
"Mate, we were just about to text you," Leo grinned, clapping Aerion on the shoulder. He looked up at Kat, his eyes widening slightly. "Alright, miss. You survived the Early Years trench warfare?"
"Barely," Kat laughed, gesturing to the dried blue paint still speckling her arms. "I am seventy percent exhausted and thirty percent caffeine right now."
"Well, come sit with us, then," Sal offered, gesturing toward the lunch hall doors. "You haven't had lunch with us in ages. Benji claims the cafeteria is serving something that vaguely resembles actual pizza today, and we need an adult to verify it isn't just painted cardboard."
Kat hesitated for a fraction of a second. She usually spent her lunch hours locked in her classroom, trying to catch up on marking.
But she looked down at Aerion. She saw the bright, hopeful expression on his face, and the way he was standing comfortably alongside the other kids, integrated into the group.
"Alright," Kat smiled, her mismatched eyes crinkling. "But if it tastes like cardboard, I am officially leading a riot."
"That's the spirit!" Benji cheered.
The group of five turned and pushed through the double doors into the deafening expanse of the lunch hall.
"Right," Kat announced, raising her voice to be heard over the din as she surveyed the crowded room. "Where are we setting up camp, gremlins? I refuse to sit near the radiator; it always smells like burning dust and desperation over there."
"Back corner, near the windows," Leo pointed out. "We usually claim the blue table before the older kids can swarm it."
"Lead the way, mate," Kat grinned, adjusting her grip on her tote bag.
They wove their way through the crowded aisles, navigating the sea of students. Everywhere they walked, kids called out to Kat. They complimented her sage-green, floral-embroidered jumpsuit, they asked her about homework, and several of them did double-takes at her mismatched purple and brown eyes. Kat took it all in stride, offering high-fives and witty, rapid-fire comebacks without ever breaking her pace.
Aerion walked closely behind her, his hands tucked into the pockets of his hoodie. He noticed the way the other students looked at him, too. But the looks weren't the hostile, alienating glares he had received on his first day. Now, seeing him walking side-by-side with Kat and the older kids, the glances were filled with a grudging, curious respect. He had been accepted into the inner circle.
They reached the blue circular table near the large, frosted windows at the back of the hall.
"I claim the seat facing the doors," Kat declared, dropping her bag onto a plastic chair and sinking into it with a dramatic sigh. "I need to keep my eyes peeled for Jackson. If he comes in here looking for round two, I want a head start."
Aerion sat down directly next to her, pulling his packed lunch from his backpack. He unzipped the small cooler bag, pulling out the ham and cheese sandwich the estate's private chef had prepared for him.
Benji and Sal, meanwhile, had braved the hot food line and returned with their school-provided meals. They dropped their plastic trays onto the table with a clatter.
Sitting in the center of Benji’s tray was a rectangular slice of something that theoretically resembled pizza. It had a thick, pale crust, a smear of anemic-looking tomato sauce, and a layer of cheese that had solidified into a single, unyielding sheet of yellow plastic.
Kat leaned forward, resting her elbows on the table, and stared at the pizza with an expression of horror.
"Benji," Kat said softly, her eyes wide. "What... what is that?"
"It's the margherita pizza, K," Benji replied cheerfully, picking up his plastic fork and aggressively stabbing the center of the slice. The fork actually bounced off the cheese. "Or, at least, that's what the dinner lady called it."
"Benji, mate, I say this with all the love in my heart," Kat murmured, reaching out and gently pushing his tray an inch further away from her. "If you consume that, I am not performing the Heimlich maneuver on you. I am not legally certified to save a child from petrified dairy."
The table erupted into laughter.
"It's not that bad!" Benji argued, finally managing to saw off a corner of the pizza with the side of his fork. He popped it into his mouth and chewed loudly. "It tastes like... well, it tastes like hot bread."
"It looks like painted cardboard," Sal critiqued, tearing open a packet of crisps. She looked over at Aerion, eyeing his perfectly constructed, artisan-bread sandwich. "Look at the posh boy's lunch. That is actual, real food. Trade you a crisp for a bite of that ham, Targaryen."
Aerion didn't hesitate. He tore the sandwich cleanly in half and held one piece out to Sal. "You can have half. I'm not that hungry."
Sal’s eyes widened in surprise. She took the half-sandwich, looking at it as if he had just handed her a bar of solid gold. "You legend. You are officially my favorite. Sorry, Leo."
"Hey!" Leo protested around a mouthful of pasta. "I lent you my hoodie yesterday! That buys me at least a week of loyalty!"
Aerion smiled, taking a bite of his own half. The easy, unforced sharing was something he had never experienced. At the estate, food was plated by the chef, and consumed in silence. The idea of trading snacks or sharing a meal was considered entirely unrefined. Here, it was currency. It was friendship.
As they ate, the conversation flowed effortlessly. Kat didn't dominate the discussion; she simply existed within it, acting as a hilarious anchor for the group.
"Miss, did you see the new video that dropped last night?" Sal asked suddenly, pulling her phone from the pocket of her jeans.
"Which one?" Kat asked, taking a sip of her coffee. "If it's another video of that bloke falling off a roof while trying to do parkour, I don't want to see it. It makes my knees hurt just watching."
"No, it's the new dance trend," Sal explained, eagerly unlocking her screen and tapping on the TikTok app. "Everyone on the For You page is doing it. It's to that remixed Paramore song. We need to learn it. We need to do it."
Sal slid her phone across the scratched plastic table, turning the screen so Kat, Leo, Benji, and Aerion could all see.
A high-energy, fast-paced video played on the screen. Two teenagers were executing a choreographed, fast dance routine. It involved aggressive arm movements, a complicated series of footwork, and a dramatic, synchronized hair flip at the very end.
Aerion watched it, his eyes tracking the frantic movements. It looked impossible.
Kat stared at the screen, her lips parting in dismay.
"Sal," Kat said flatly, looking up at the older girl. "I am looking down the barrol of thirty. I have the knees of an arthritic Victorian ghost. If I attempt to do that footwork, my kneecaps are going to actively pop out of my legs and roll across the floor."
"You can do it!" Sal insisted, leaning forward across the table. "Miss, come on! We made you do the Renegade last term and you nailed it!"
"I did not nail the Renegade!" Kat argued, throwing her hands in the air. "I looked like a malfunctioning wind-up toy! You literally posted a video of me falling over!"
"Which got ten thousand views," Leo pointed out unhelpfully, grinning over his pasta. "You're a viral sensation, K. The people demand content."
"The people are sadistic," Kat grumbled, crossing her arms over her jumpsuit. She looked at Aerion, seeking an ally. "Aerion, back me up here. Tell them it's undignified for a professional educator to flail around to early 2000s emo music."
Aerion swallowed his bite of sandwich. He looked at Kat’s mismatched eyes, sparkling with suppressed amusement, and then he looked at the eager, grinning faces of his new friends.
Aerion wiped his mouth with a napkin, a slow mischievous smile spreading across his face.
"I don't know, Kat," Aerion said, his aristocratic accent clipping the words perfectly. "I think you could pull it off. If you stretch first."
The table exploded into cheers.
"Betrayal!" Kat gasped dramatically, placing a hand over her heart as if she had been physically struck. "Absolute, agonizing betrayal from the posh boy! Et tu, Brute?!"
"He has spoken!" Benji cheered, slamming a hand down on the table. "The vote is unanimous. We are doing the dance."
"Fine. Fine, you tyrants," Kat sighed, though she was laughing so hard her shoulders shook. She pushed her chair back, standing up and brushing nonexistent crumbs off her jumpsuit. "But we are not doing it in here. If Jackson walks in and catches me doing a TikTok dance over the mashed potatoes, he will actually fire me. Come on. Let's go to the rose garden. We need space for my inevitable collapse."
The three boys and Sal immediately abandoned the remnants of their lunch, eagerly grabbing their bags and tossing their rubbish into the bins near the doors.
They pushed through the doors, leaving the stifling heat of the cafeteria behind, and marched down the yellow brick road toward the enclosed outdoor courtyard.
The early afternoon air was biting and cold, the grey sky threatening rain, but none of them cared.
The rose garden was relatively quiet. A few older students were sitting on the wooden benches, huddled in their coats, scrolling on their phones. In the corner, the large wooden chicken coop was bustling with activity, the three Rhode Island Reds pecking at the dirt.
"Right, set the stage," Kat ordered, walking over to a raised brick planter box near the center of the artificial turf.
Sal hurried over, pulling her phone out and carefully propping it up against an empty terracotta pot. She opened the TikTok app, selecting the audio track and setting the timer.
"Okay, line up!" Sal instructed, stepping back to orchestrate the formation. "Kat, you take the center. Leo, you're on her left. Benji, right. Aerion, you're in the front with me!"
Aerion froze. His heart did a flip in his chest.
"Me?" Aerion asked, his eyes widening. He took a hesitant step backward, his hands pulling into the sleeves of his hoodie. "Oh, no. I can't. I don't know how to dance. I've never danced."
At the Targaryen estate, dancing was a formal, agonizingly rigid affair. He had been forced to take two months of ballroom waltz lessons from a French instructor who carried a metronome and smacked his ankles with a cane if he stepped out of time. To Aerion, dancing was synonymous with pain and humiliation.
"Mate, nobody here knows how to dance," Leo laughed, grabbing Aerion by the shoulders and gently steering him into the formation. "That's the entire point. It's supposed to look chaotic."
"I... I really can't," Aerion stammered, the social anxiety suddenly flaring hot and bright. He felt the phantom sting of the instructor's cane against his shins. "I'll mess it up. I'll ruin the video."
Kat immediately sensed the shift in his energy. She stepped out of her center position, walking over to where Aerion was standing rigid with panic.
She knelt down on the artificial turf, ignoring the damp cold seeping into the knees of her jumpsuit, bringing herself down to his eye level.
"Hey. Look at me, Duck," Kat said softly, her mismatched eyes incredibly warm and grounding. "Do you think I know what I'm doing? I am currently wearing a floral jumpsuit and I have zero hand-eye coordination. I am going to look like an idiot. And I am going to love every single second of it."
Aerion looked at her, his throat tight. "But my tutors... they always said if you can't do something perfectly, you shouldn't do it at all."
Kat’s expression darkened for a fraction of a second, a flash of pure, murderous hatred directed toward the invisible tutors who had inflicted that kind of paralyzing perfectionism onto a ten-year-old child.
"Your tutors," Kat said firmly, tapping a finger against the center of his chest, "are boring, miserable people who probably don't know how to have fun without a spreadsheet. Perfection is an illusion, Aerion. It’s a cage. Joy is messy. Joy is making mistakes and laughing so hard your ribs ache. I want you to be messy today. Can you do that for me?"
Aerion stared at her. He thought about the strict, suffocating silence of St. Jude’s. He thought about his father, demanding flawless posture and immaculate uniforms.
And then he looked at Kat, who had paint under her fingernails, who wore neon mesh just to win an argument, and who was currently kneeling on wet fake grass just to make sure he felt safe.
A slow, tentative smile broke through the panic on Aerion’s face. He nodded. "Okay. I can be messy."
"That's my boy," Kat beamed, standing up and ruffling his silver hair. She turned back to Sal. "Right, Cecil B. DeMille! Run the track! Teach us the moves!"
For the next twenty minutes, the rose garden descended into hysterical anarchy.
Sal attempted to break the complex choreography down into manageable steps, counting out loud over the music.
"It's step, cross, punch, wave!" Sal shouted, demonstrating the movement perfectly.
"Step, cross... wait, which arm?" Kat yelled, hopelessly tangling her own limbs as she tried to follow along. She threw a punch, accidentally hitting Leo squarely in the bicep.
"Ow! Friendly fire, miss!" Leo laughed, stumbling sideways into Benji.
"I am a lethal weapon!" Kat declared, striking a ridiculous martial arts pose.
Aerion was trying his best. He was entirely off-beat, his movements stiff and awkward at first, but as the music blared and the others continued to mess up spectacularly, the rigid conditioning began to fracture.
He stepped to the left when he was supposed to step to the right, colliding heavily with Sal.
"Sorry!" Aerion gasped, fully expecting her to yell at him.
But Sal just threw her head back and laughed, grabbing his hands and spinning him around in a circle instead of returning to the choreography. "Free style, Targaryen! Just jump!"
Aerion started jumping. He threw his arms in the air, completely abandoning the steps. He looked over his shoulder at Kat.
Kat was fully committing to the chaos. She had abandoned the footwork entirely, opting instead to aggressively headbang to the music, her fiery red hair flying wildly around her face.
"Alright, let's record a take!" Sal yelled, running back to the phone and hitting the record button. "Five, six, seven, eight!"
The music blasted from the small phone speaker.
They launched into the routine. It was, without a doubt, the worst coordinated dance in the history of social media.
Benji tripped over a loose corner of the artificial turf during the first eight counts, stumbling forward and taking Leo down with him. They both collapsed into a heap of laughing limbs on the ground. Kat, trying to execute a dramatic hair flip, accidentally slapped herself in the face with her own red curls, letting out a loud shriek of surprise.
Aerion, completely ignoring the collapse behind him, was just jumping up and down, waving his arms out of sync with the music, laughing so incredibly hard that no sound was coming out of his mouth. His chest heaved, his face flushed pink with exertion and unfiltered joy.
Just as they reached the final chorus of the song, the wooden door of the chicken coop suddenly swung open.
Blanche, the highly aggressive Rhode Island Red hen, came strutting out onto the turf, clearly annoyed by the loud music interrupting her afternoon nap.
"Incoming!" Kat screamed, pointing at the bird as it marched directly into the center of their dance formation.
"Run!" Leo yelled from the floor, scrambling backward.
Blanche let out a loud, angry cluck, flapping her wings aggressively and charging straight at Benji's shoelaces.
The recording ended with the chaotic footage of four teenagers and a teacher scattering in terror from a single, furious chicken, the camera capturing the blur of Kat’s as she vaulted over a planter box to escape.
Sal scrambled over, snatching her phone off the planter and hitting stop on the recording.
"Oh my god," Sal gasped, sinking down onto the bench, clutching her stomach as she laughed until she wheezed. "That is... that is the greatest video I have ever filmed."
Kat was sitting on top of the brick planter, panting heavily, her red hair looking wild, exposing a tiny sliver of her natural silver-white hair at the nape of her neck. She quickly adjusted it before anyone noticed.
"I told you," Kat wheezed, pointing a finger at Sal. "I told you I was a hazard. Blanche nearly took my ankle off."
Aerion walked over to the bench, his legs feeling like jelly from laughing so hard. He dropped down next to Sal, looking over her shoulder at the small screen.
Sal hit replay.
Aerion watched the footage. He watched himself, wearing his ripped jeans and vintage band tee, jumping up and down with complete abandon. He watched Kat slap herself in the face, and Leo wipe out on the grass. He watched the chicken attack.
He couldn't stop smiling. He looked so happy. He didn't look like a Targaryen burdened with the weight of an empire. He just looked like a kid.
"I wish I had a copy of this," Aerion murmured softly, his smile faltering slightly as the reality of his situation crept back in.
Sal looked at him, tapping the screen. "I can just send it to you, mate. Drop it in the group chat."
"I can't save it," Aerion sighed, pulling his own phone from the pocket of his jeans. He stared at the blank screen, a knot of frustration settling in his stomach. "My dad has a security firewall installed on this phone. It’s linked directly to the corporate IT department. I can text and call, but if I try to download any social media apps, or save unapproved video files, it sends a direct alert to his personal assistant."
Leo, who had picked himself up off the grass and walked over, frowned deeply. "He tracks your phone? Like, actively monitors what you save?"
"Yes," Aerion nodded, feeling a flush of embarrassment. He hated how restrictive his life was compared to theirs. "He says social media is a security risk for the family. If he sees a video of me dancing in a public school with a chicken... he'll be furious. He thinks I'm sitting in class being miserable."
Kat, who had hopped down from the planter, walked over. Her eyes darkened as she listened to the level of control Maekar exerted over his ten-year-old son's digital life. It wasn't just strict parenting; it was suffocating surveillance.
"Right," Kat said softly, crossing her arms over her chest. "Well, we can't have Dictator Dad ruining the fun, can we?"
Leo looked at Aerion’s phone, and then a rebellious grin spread across his face.
"Mate," Leo said, reaching into his own backpack. He rummaged around for a second before pulling out a slightly battered, older model phone with a cracked screen protector. "You don't need your corporate tracking device."
Aerion blinked, staring at the old phone. "What's that?"
"This," Leo announced proudly, holding it up, "is my old burner. The battery only lasts for about three hours, and the camera is absolute rubbish, but the wifi chip still works perfectly."
Leo tapped the screen, waking it up. He swiped past the lock screen and opened a web browser.
"If you download an app on your fancy phone, your dad's IT guys will flag the software installation," Leo explained, his fingers flying across the cracked keyboard. "But... if we just set you up with an account using the web browser on this phone, via the school's guest wifi network, there is absolutely zero digital footprint linking it back to Targaryen Enterprises."
Aerion’s eyes widened to the size of saucers. "You... you want me to make a secret account?"
"Course we do," Benji grinned, leaning over Leo’s shoulder. "Every kid needs a secret account. How else are you going to like our terrible videos?"
Aerion looked at Kat. He fully expected the teacher to step in and put a stop to it. Assisting a minor in bypassing parental controls was definitely against several school board regulations.
Kat didn't say a word. She simply picked up her coffee cup, taking a slow sip, and intentionally turned her back on the group to inspect a dying rosebush, making it blindingly obvious that she was actively choosing not to see what was happening.
Aerion’s heart hammered a exhilarating rhythm against his ribs. It was an act of rebellion.
"Okay," Aerion whispered, his hands trembling slightly as he reached out and took the battered burner phone from Leo. "How do I do it?"
"Right, let's get you set up on TikTok and Insta," Sal directed, pulling her own phone out to walk him through the process. "First thing's first. You need an email address that isn't your posh school one. We'll make you a generic Gmail right now."
For the next ten minutes, they sat huddled together on the bench, operating like a covert digital espionage team.
"Okay, what do you want your handle to be?" Leo asked, watching Aerion type on the cracked screen. "It can't be your real name. Needs to be stealthy."
Aerion thought for a second. He thought about the black-and-crimson stuffed dragon currently sitting on his bed at the estate. He thought about the anatomical differences between dragons and wyverns.
His fingers tapped the keys.
@BrightFlame99
"Brightflame," Sal read aloud, nodding approvingly. "Sounds like an edgy gamer tag. I like it. Okay, account is live. Follow me, Leo, and Benji."
Aerion typed in their usernames, hitting the follow button. A second later, his notifications pinged as the three of them immediately followed him back.
"Right, now for the crowning achievement," Sal grinned. She tapped her screen, utilizing a file-sharing app to wirelessly beam the chaotic, chicken-attack dance video directly to the burner phone.
Aerion watched the progress bar fill up. When the file successfully transferred, he opened the TikTok interface.
"Post it," Leo urged, bumping his shoulder against Aerion’s. "Do it."
Aerion stared at the 'Publish' button. If his father ever found out, the punishment would be biblical. He would be grounded until he was thirty.
But as he looked at the video thumbnail—Kat mid-hair-flip, Leo on the ground, Benji running for his life—he knew he had to have it. He needed the proof that this moment existed.
Aerion closed his eyes, took a deep breath, and slammed his thumb down on the 'Publish' button.
The video uploaded instantly.
"Yes!" Benji cheered quietly.
"Welcome to the digital underground, Targaryen," Leo grinned, clapping him on the back. "You can keep the burner. Just hide it in the bottom of your bag when you go home. Keep it turned off until you get back to school."
"Thank you," Aerion whispered, his voice thick with overwhelming gratitude. He clutched the battered, cracked phone as if it were the Holy Grail. "Seriously. Thank you, guys."
"Anytime, mate," Sal smiled.
The loud, grating buzzer of the school bell suddenly blared through the courtyard, shattering the conspiratorial atmosphere and signaling the end of the lunch hour.
"Right, playtime is over, gremlins!" Kat shouted, turning away from the rosebush and clapping her hands. "Get to your afternoon blocks! And for the love of god, wash the grass stains off your knees before you walk into class!"
The group scrambled up from the bench, brushing themselves off and gathering their bags.
"What have you got for the last two periods, Aerion?" Leo asked as they pushed back through the doors into the yellow-painted hallway.
Aerion quickly checked his crumpled timetable. "Um. Double Maths with Mr. Taylor."
"Oof. Rough end to the day," Benji winced. "Taylor is drier than a mouthful of sand. Good luck staying awake."
"It's fine," Aerion smiled, shoving the burner phone deep into the hidden interior pocket of his backpack. "I don't mind."
They parted ways at the main stairwell, offering quick waves and promises to text in the group chat later.
Aerion navigated the crowded hallways alone, heading for the Mathematics wing on the second floor. He found room M4 and slipped inside, taking a seat near the back of the classroom.
At St. Jude’s, Aerion would have been forced to sit perfectly still, taking immaculate notes, scared of missing a single variable.
But today, sitting in the dusty, beige classroom of King’s Row, Aerion’s mind was elsewhere.
He copied the equations down mechanically, his pen moving across the paper out of habit, but his thoughts were flying a million miles an hour.
He thought about the burner phone sitting in his bag. He thought about the video of the dance. He thought about the incredible, mind-blowing revelation that Kat was the artist behind 'The Ashes of Empire' mural.
As the second hour dragged on, the beige walls of the math classroom seemed to fade away. The numbers on the board blurred.
Aerion began to tap his foot against the linoleum floor.
It started as a nervous habit, but quickly morphed into something intentional. He closed his eyes for a fraction of a second, remembering the smell of foam padding and mothballs in Mr. Stool’s percussion dungeon.
He let his hands drop to his thighs beneath the edge of the desk.
Tap-tap, thwack, boom.
He tapped the rhythm out on his legs, visualizing the snare and the bass drum. He remembered the way Mr. Stool had gently corrected his grip, teaching him how to let the invisible sticks bounce.
Tap-tap, thwack, boom.
He sped the tempo up slightly, entirely lost in the music playing inside his own head.
The adrenaline that had been humming in his veins since the dance in the rose garden began to spike higher and higher. He wasn't dreading the final bell. He was desperately anticipating it.
He was going to the drum club. He was going to sit behind a real kit, make actual noise, and learn from a madman who believed the universe pulsated to a 4/4 time signature. And he didn't have to hide it from his father, because his father had actually paid for it.
The final ten minutes of the math class were torture. Aerion stared at the clock above the whiteboard, watching the second hand tick forward with agonizing slowness. His leg was bouncing so fast under the desk it was practically a blur.
"Therefore, x equals..." Mr. Taylor droned, turning back to the board to write the final solution.
RRRRIIIIINNNNNGGGGG!
The final bell didn't just ring; it screamed, signaling the end of the academic day.
Aerion didn't wait for Mr. Taylor to formally dismiss them. He didn't wait for the rest of the class to pack their bags.
He practically launched himself out of his hard plastic chair. He shoved his notebook and pen into his backpack, zipping it shut with a eager jerk. He threw the bag over his shoulder, nearly sprinting down the aisle between the desks.
"Have a good evening, Mr. Taylor!" Aerion called out over his shoulder, bursting out the door before the teacher could even respond.
He hit the hallway running. He wove through the sluggish, exhausted crowds of departing students with the agility of a trained athlete.
He didn't head for the main exit.
He turned sharply, pushing through the doors that led back toward the Arts and Humanities wing.
As he bounded down the bright, yellow-painted glass walkway, Aerion felt a unstoppable grin break across his features.
The reinforced double doors of the music wing did nothing to contain the noise vibrating through the corridor. It wasn't just sound; it was a physical entity. It thumped against Aerion’s chest, rattling the zipper of his hoodie and vibrating deep within the marrow of his bones.
He pushed the doors open, stepping into the sanctuary of Mr. Stool’s domain.
Sitting in the exact center of the room, perched cross-legged on top of a bass drum like a bizarre, musical guru, was Mr. Stool.
The man looked exactly as unhinged as he had on Monday. His wild, greying hair stood up in every direction, and he was currently wearing a pair of colorful tie-dye sweatpants and a faded t-shirt that read MORE COWBELL. His eyes were squeezed tightly shut, and his hands were resting on his knees, his fingers twitching in a rapid, complex polyrhythm that only he could hear.
"Welcome to the thunderdome, my rhythmic disciples!" Mr. Stool suddenly bellowed, his eyes snapping open. He didn't use a microphone, but his voice boomed over the ambient noise of the kids filing into the room. "Find a throne! Claim your weapons! Today, we do not simply play music. Today, we communicate with the gods of noise!"
Aerion couldn't help the eager grin that broke across his face. He hurried past a group of older, intimidating-looking kids and claimed a relatively modest five-piece kit near the back wall. He slipped his backpack off, dropping it to the floor, and sat down on the padded drum throne.
It felt entirely different from sitting on the stiff, velvet-cushioned piano benches at the Targaryen estate. There was no sheet music propped up in front of him, no instructor hovering over his shoulder with a metronome and a disappointed scowl. There were just the drums, the sticks, and the promise of unapologetic volume.
"Right!" Mr. Stool yelled, hopping down from his bass drum with surprising agility. He snatched up his wooden ruler from a nearby music stand and slapped it violently against a crash cymbal. CRASH! "Attention! We have fresh blood in the ranks today. Some of you are veterans. Some of you are holding drumsticks for the first time and looking at them like they're alien artifacts. It does not matter! Rhythm is the universal language of the human soul. It is the heartbeat of the universe!"
Aerion picked up the drumsticks resting on the snare drum. He remembered the brief lesson from Monday. He adjusted his grip, moving his hands down slightly, holding them loosely enough to let the wood bounce against the synthetic skins.
"We begin with the rudiments," Mr. Stool instructed, pacing the center of the semi-circle like a drill sergeant. "A simple paradiddle. Right, left, right, right. Left, right, left, left. I want you to burn it into your muscle memory until you can play it in your sleep. Until your hands move without your brain having to tell them what to do. One, two, three, four!"
The room exploded into a chaotic, deafening roar of wooden sticks hitting snare drums.
It was messy. It was completely out of sync. A dozen different students were hitting their drums at a dozen different tempos, creating a wall of clattering, echoing noise that would have given Maekar Targaryen an instantaneous migraine.
Aerion focused on his own snare. Right, left, right, right. Left, right, left, left. At first, his movements were stiff and mechanical. His classical training fought against the loose style required for percussion. But as the minutes ticked by, and the volume of the room drowned out his internal monologue of perfectionism, he began to relax.
He let his shoulders drop. He loosened his grip. He felt the satisfying snap of the wood against the tight drumhead, the vibration traveling up his arms and into his chest.
"Loosen the wrists, silver!" a voice shouted over the din.
Aerion glanced to his right. Sitting at the kit next to him was an older boy, probably a year or two older, with shaggy blonde hair and a battered denim jacket. He was playing the paradiddle with blinding speed, his sticks practically a blur, entirely effortless.
"You're holding them too tight!" the boy yelled, leaning over slightly. "You're trying to control the stick! Let it do the work! Let it bounce!"
Aerion nodded, adjusting his grip as instructed. He let his wrists go loose, using his fingers to guide the rebound rather than forcing the downward strike.
Instantly, the rhythm smoothed out. The clunky, mechanical tapping transformed into a rapid, rolling drumroll.
"There you go!" the blonde boy grinned, giving him a quick thumbs-up before diving into a complex fill that incorporated his tom-toms and a crash cymbal. "I'm Jax, by the way!"
"Aerion!" he shouted back, completely elated.
For the next hour, Aerion was entirely lost in the music. Mr. Stool didn't teach them how to read sheet music or recite the history of composers. He taught them how to feel the downbeat. He taught them how to lock in with a bassline, how to use the high-hat to build tension, and how to strike the crash cymbal with enough force to shatter glass.
"Hit it!" Mr. Stool roared, pointing his wooden ruler directly at Aerion during a call-and-response exercise. "Give me anger, Targaryen! Give me the fury of a dying star! Break the skin!"
Aerion didn't think about his manners. He didn't think about his father's suffocating rules, or the Headmaster, or the isolation room. He raised both arms high above his head and brought the sticks down onto the snare and the floor tom simultaneously with every single ounce of strength in his ten-year-old body.
BOOM-CRACK!
The sound was massive. It was violent. It was the most satisfying, cathartic thing he had ever done in his entire life.
By the time the club session finally drew to a close, Aerion was completely drenched in sweat. His vintage Metallica shirt was clinging to his back, his chest was heaving, and his hands were stinging with the faint, buzzing ache of blistered skin. He was exhausted, and he felt phenomenal.
"We are done!" Mr. Stool announced, striking his crash cymbal one final time. "You have survived the thunderdome! Put your weapons away, respect the kits, and get out of my sight until Tuesday!"
Aerion carefully placed his drumsticks back onto the snare drum, treating them with a newfound reverence. He grabbed his hoodie, tying it around his waist, and hoisted his backpack onto his shoulder.
"Good job today, Aerion," Jax said, wiping sweat from his forehead with the back of his hand. "You've got natural timing, mate. See you next week."
"See you, Jax," Aerion grinned, waving as he headed for the doors.
He pushed out of the music wing, the sudden, relative quiet of the empty school hallways ringing loudly in his ears. The yellow brick road was deserted, bathed in the cool, grey shadows of the late afternoon.
Aerion walked down the corridor. He bypassed the main entrance entirely, heading straight for the metal fire door in the art wing that Kat had designated as his VIP exit.
He pushed the crash bar, the door groaning open, and stepped out into the freezing, biting wind of the staff parking lot.
The town car was parked perfectly in its usual spot.
Aerion jogged across the asphalt, yanking the rear door open and collapsing into the plush, heated leather seat with a dramatic sigh. He pulled the door shut, sealing out the wind and instantly enveloping himself in the silent, sterilized atmosphere of the luxury vehicle.
"Good evening, Master Aerion," Thomas greeted smoothly, glancing at the boy in the rearview mirror. He took in the flushed cheeks, the sweaty, ruffled silver hair, and the hoodie tied casually around the boy's waist. "You look as though you have run a marathon, sir."
"I feel like it, Thomas," Aerion laughed, leaning his head back against the soft headrest. "It was brilliant. Absolutely brilliant."
Thomas put the car in gear, navigating slowly out of the parking lot and merging into the sluggish evening traffic. "The percussion ensemble, I assume? Was the instructor as... eccentric as you described?"
"He told me to hit the drum with the fury of a dying star," Aerion beamed, staring up at the suede ceiling of the car. "He's completely insane, and I love him."
For the next twenty minutes, as the car glided smoothly through the city, Aerion talked his driver's ear off. He couldn't contain it. The adrenaline from the drums, combined with the chaos of his entire day, poured out of him in a rapid-fire, breathless monologue.
He told Thomas about the jam tarts in Food Tech, laughing hysterically as he described the smoking, blackened ruins of Mrs. Gable’s baking trays and the panicked attempts to scrub them clean. He recounted the exhilarating confrontation with Mrs. Vance the English teacher, detailing exactly how he had used Lord of the Flies to insult her directly to her face.
Thomas’s knuckles turned white on the steering wheel at that particular anecdote. "Master Aerion, you intentionally provoked a member of the teaching staff? Sir, if your father—"
"I know, I know, but wait, Thomas, listen," Aerion interrupted, waving a hand dismissively. "Jackson—the Headmaster—he caught me in the hall. He took my phone. He tried to drag me to the isolation room."
Thomas slammed on the brakes slightly harder than necessary, his eyes flying to the rearview mirror, wide with horror. "He put his hands on you? Sir, I must immediately inform your father. This is a gross violation of—"
"Thomas, stop, no!" Aerion panicked, leaning forward against his seatbelt. "It's fine! I didn't go to isolation. I fought him, and I told him I wanted Kat. And he let me go."
Thomas blinked, navigating a roundabout with slightly shaky hands. "He simply... let you go? Because you requested your form tutor?"
"Yes," Aerion said, his voice dropping into a hushed, conspiratorial whisper. "Because Kat is paying for the school, Thomas."
The driver let out a highly confused, sputtering cough. "I beg your pardon? Miss Hart? The woman who wears flower-patched denim overalls?"
"Yes!" Aerion insisted, his eyes shining. "She makes an anonymous donation every year to keep the school running. Jackson was terrified of her. She marched right into his office, threatened to pull the funding and move all the kids to a different district, and he handed my phone right back. She is a total mastermind."
Thomas stared at the road ahead, unable to process the information. A public school art teacher secretly funding the entire institution to protect her students from disciplinary action. It sounded like a plot from a pulp detective novel.
"And then," Aerion continued, refusing to let the momentum die, "we went out to the rose garden, and Kat tried to do a TikTok dance, and Blanche the chicken attacked Benji, and we recorded the whole thing."
"A chicken attacked a student during a dance routine," Thomas repeated blankly, feeling as though he had slipped into an alternate dimension.
"It was so funny," Aerion sighed happily, sinking back into his seat. "Best day ever."
Thomas drove in silence for a long moment, digesting the insanity of the boy's day. He looked at Aerion in the mirror. He saw the joy, the fierce loyalty to his friends and his eccentric teacher, and the undeniable happiness radiating from him.
But Thomas also knew the reality of the destination they were currently driving toward.
"Master Aerion," Thomas said softly, his voice taking on a gentle, deeply serious, grandfatherly tone. "I am incredibly glad that you are finding joy in this new environment. I truly am. But we are five minutes away from the estate."
Aerion’s smile faltered slightly. The glowing, chaotic bubble of King’s Row began to shrink.
"I know," Aerion murmured.
"Your father," Thomas continued carefully, "is a man who demands order. He demands compliance. He sent you to this school as a punishment. If you walk through those doors looking as though you have just returned from a holiday... if you tell him about the ruined tarts, or the insubordination with the English teacher, or the dancing in the courtyard..."
"He'll pull me out," Aerion finished the sentence, the dread settling back into his stomach. The memory of his stripped bedroom, the locked doors, and the endless silence crashed over him.
"He will," Thomas agreed sadly. "You must lock it down, sir. You must play the long game. Hide the joy. Tell him only what he expects to hear. Let him believe the punishment is working."
Aerion took a deep, shaky breath, pulling the strings of his hoodie tightly. He stared out the tinted window as the towering, iron wrought gates of the Targaryen estate loomed into view.
"I can do it, Thomas," Aerion said, his voice firming up, adopting the icy, guarded tone required for survival. "I know to lie."
"Good boy," Thomas murmured as the car glided up the long, sweeping driveway and rolled to a smooth halt at the base of the grand marble steps. "Go on, then. Straight to your homework."
Aerion grabbed his backpack, pushed the door open, and stepped out into the freezing evening air. He didn't look back. He marched up the steps, pushed the front doors open, and stepped into the mausoleum.
The house was agonizingly quiet. The contrast between the thumping, echoing roar of the drum room and the sterile, silent air of the estate gave him momentary whiplash.
He walked across the grand foyer, heading straight for the downstairs study.
The oak door was slightly ajar. Aerion pushed it open and stepped inside.
Sitting at the central table, bathed in the warm, yellow light of a brass reading lamp, were his brothers.
Aemon was hunched over a thick, ancient-looking textbook, meticulously translating a passage of Latin onto a crisp sheet of parchment paper. Daeron was slouched back in his leather chair, tapping a very expensive fountain pen against his chin, staring blankly at a half-written essay on Roman agricultural impacts.
Neither of them looked up when Aerion walked in. They were absorbed in their academic purgatory.
Aerion walked over to the table, pulling a chair out and dropping his backpack onto the floor. He unzipped it, pulling out a battered math textbook and a crumpled worksheet full of algebraic equations.
He sat down, opening the book. He wanted, so desperately, to tell them everything. He wanted to tell Daeron about the jam tarts. He wanted to show Aemon the calluses forming on his hands from the drumsticks. He wanted to tell them that Kat, the woman who wore flower dungarees, was actually a secret millionaire patron of the arts.
But he couldn't. If he told Daeron, Daeron would inevitably complain about it to their father, entirely out of jealousy, and the secret would be out.
Aerion sighed, picking up his pen and staring blankly at the math problems.
Suddenly, the oak door of the study flew open, banging loudly against the wall.
"Absolutely insufferable! A complete menace to civilized society!"
Mrs. Vance—the nanny, not the English teacher—stormed into the study. She looked frazzled. Her usually pristine, iron-grey hair was slipping out of its tight bun, and there was a distinct, wet smear of something that looked suspiciously like mashed peas across the shoulder of her grey cardigan.
Held firmly, awkwardly against her hip was one-year-old Aegon.
Egg was screaming. He wasn't just crying; he was thrashing, his tiny fists beating against Mrs. Vance's shoulder, his face bright red with fury.
"Quiet!" Mrs. Vance snapped, bouncing the toddler roughly, which only succeeded in making him scream louder. She glared at the three older boys sitting at the table. "Look at him. Spoiled, entirely undisciplined, and completely feral. He refused his nap, threw his dinner across the kitchen, and bit my finger when I attempted to retrieve it. I have been a professional caregiver for thirty years, and I have never encountered a child so thoroughly determined to ruin my life."
Aerion’s jaw clenched. The pen in his hand nearly snapped in half.
He hated her. He hated the way she looked at his baby brother like he was a defective piece of corporate machinery rather than a child. He thought about Kat, sitting on the blue foam mats, patiently explaining Dinosaur Mud to a crying toddler.
An idea sparked in Aerion’s mind.
He set his pen down, leaning back in his chair, and looked at the furious nanny.
"Maybe he just needs a better environment, Mrs. Vance," Aerion said smoothly, his voice laced with innocent, helpful concern.
Mrs. Vance scoffed, glaring down at him. "A better environment? He is currently residing in a multi-million-pound estate with access to the finest educational toys on the market. What he needs is strict discipline and a firm hand."
"Well, my new school has an amazing Early Years program," Aerion lied, not missing a single beat. He pitched his voice perfectly, sounding exactly like an enthusiastic, oblivious child. "They take kids Egg's age all the time. It's brilliant. They have this room painted with animals, and blue foam mats, and they do messy play with non-toxic paint. The teacher is incredible. She’s so patient."
Mrs. Vance stopped bouncing the screaming toddler. Her eyes narrowed suspiciously. "King’s Row Academy? A public institution? Taking a one-year-old? Do not be absurd, Aerion. Public schools do not offer premium daycare services for infants."
"They do," Aerion insisted, widening his violet eyes to look as earnest as possible. "I was in the room today. It’s called the Nursery and Reception wing. It’s massive."
Mrs. Vance stared at him. She knew the boy was a liar. She knew the public school system was chronically underfunded and overflowing. There was absolutely no way King’s Row operated a premium nursery for children barely off the bottle.
But as she stood there, covered in mashed peas, her ears ringing from Aegon’s relentless screaming, the gears in her cold, calculating mind began to turn.
Her sister-in-law, Agatha, taught English at King’s Row. Agatha had complained endlessly about the chaotic Headmaster, a man named Jackson, who was desperately obsessed with funding and administrative prestige.
Mrs. Vance looked down at the screaming Targaryen heir in her arms.
If King’s Row didn't have a nursery program for one-year-olds... they could certainly create one for the right price. If she spoke to Agatha, and Agatha whispered the right words into Jackson’s ear... Jackson would bend over backward to accommodate a Targaryen toddler if it meant Maekar Targaryen would open his checkbook to 'sponsor' the expansion.
And if Aegon was enrolled in a daily, off-site nursery program... Mrs. Vance would be entirely relieved of her daytime duties. She would collect her exorbitant salary to sit in the quiet, peaceful estate and drink tea while public school teachers dealt with the screaming menace.
It was a phenomenal grift.
"Is that so?" Mrs. Vance murmured, her tone shifting from furious to highly calculating. She adjusted her grip on the thrashing baby. "A designated nursery room. How fascinating. I suppose... exposing him to a structured, peer-oriented environment might accelerate his socialization."
"It really would," Aerion nodded eagerly, fighting to keep the triumphant smirk off his face. He had played her perfectly. He had manipulated her own greed and laziness to get Egg out of the house and into Kat’s safe, colorful orbit.
"I shall have to look into the administrative logistics of this," Mrs. Vance declared, turning on her heel and marching quickly out of the study, entirely forgetting to yell at Daeron and Aemon about their posture.
The oak door clicked shut.
Daeron slowly lowered his fountain pen, turning his head to stare at his younger brother.
"Aerion," Daeron said flatly. "Public schools do not take one-year-old babies. They don't even take kids until they are potty trained. What the hell was that?"
"I know," Aerion grinned, picking his pen back up and returning to his algebra worksheet. "But she doesn't know that. And she hates Egg. If she tries to dump him at my school, my dad will just pay whatever ridiculous fee they ask for to make it happen."
Aemon, who had been silent the entire time, let out a soft, highly impressed chuckle. "A masterful manipulation of bureaucratic greed, brother. Very Machiavellian."
"Thanks," Aerion smiled, feeling entirely victorious.
The quiet, focused atmosphere of the study returned for the next hour. The boys worked in silence, the scratching of pens against paper the only sound in the room.
At exactly six-thirty, the front doors of the estate opened, and the distinct, echoing sound of shoes clicking against the marble foyer signaled the return of the patriarch.
Maekar Targaryen had arrived.
The door of the study was pushed open.
Maekar stepped into the room. The scent of cologne and the faint, lingering odor of cold night air followed him. He was wearing the dark blazer and black silk shirt, looking incredibly imposing, his silver hair perfectly styled.
He stopped just inside the doorway, his eyes sweeping over the scene.
Daeron had finished his essay and was currently slouching in his chair, playing a racing game on a handheld console. Aemon was reading a hardcover book about the fall of the Byzantine Empire.
And Aerion...
Aerion was sitting at the far end of the table, his math worksheet completed and pushed to the side. He wasn't reading. He wasn't playing a game. He was just sitting there, his hands folded neatly in his lap, staring blankly at the wood grain of the table, occasionally glancing over to watch the flashing colors on Daeron’s screen.
Maekar felt a unwelcome pang of guilt strike him squarely in the chest.
He remembered the punishment. He had ordered Davis to strip the boy's bedroom bare. He had confiscated the television, the gaming consoles, the books, and the toys. The boy literally had nothing to do in his own home.
Maekar looked at the boy’s hoodie and the ripped jeans. He looked at the quiet, resigned acceptance on Aerion’s face. It wasn't defiance. It was a crushing defeat.
Maekar opened his mouth, fully intending to lift the punishment. He was going to tell Davis to return the items immediately. The boy had survived four days in a public institution; he had learned his lesson.
But then, the deeply ingrained, uncompromising pride of the Targaryen patriarch flared up.
He remembered the phone call from the Headmaster at St. Jude's. He remembered the humiliation of being told his son was a destructive delinquent. He remembered the shattered, priceless fossil in the chemistry lab. Even if Aerion hadn't thrown the smoke pallet that scared the boy—even if it had been an accident—Aerion was the catalyst. He was the domino that started the chain reaction. If he lifted the punishment too soon, the boy would learn nothing about consequences.
Maekar cleared his throat, pushing the guilt down beneath a layer of authoritative steel.
"Aerion," Maekar said, his voice a low, commanding rumble.
Aerion’s head snapped up, his posture instantly straightening into rigid attention. He hid the burner phone deeper into the pocket of his hoodie instinctively. "Yes, sir?"
"You have completed your academic obligations for the evening?" Maekar asked, walking further into the room.
"Yes, sir. The mathematics worksheet is finished."
Maekar gave a slow, measured nod. "I am aware that your personal quarters are currently... lacking in recreational materials."
Aerion swallowed hard, his eyes darting to the floor. He didn't say anything. Complaining would only extend the sentence.
"However," Maekar continued, clasping his hands behind his back, projecting the air of a benevolent, strict judge. "You have managed to survive the initial shock of your new environment without initiating any major catastrophic events. Therefore, I am prepared to offer a concession. If you can maintain this level of acceptable behavior for one more week—no detentions, no phone calls home, no destructive incidents—I will instruct the household manager to return your possessions."
Aerion’s head snapped back up, his eyes wide with relief. One week. He could survive one week. He had Kat, he had Leo, and he had the drums. One week was nothing.
"Thank you, Dad," Aerion said, his voice thick with genuine gratitude. "I promise. I'll be good. I won't cause any trouble."
Maekar offered a stiff, uncomfortable nod. He turned on his heel, preparing to leave the study and retreat to his own office. He had an email to check. He had left a slightly desperate message for a woman, and he needed to see if she had replied to his plea for a distraction.
But as he reached the door, he paused, his hand resting on the brass handle.
He remembered the awkward, silence in the car the other morning. He remembered Baelor’s shocked expression in the Velvet Lounge when Maekar admitted he actually knew what his son was doing.
Active involvement, Maekar reminded himself brutally. You cannot simply throw a concession at them and walk away. You must engage.
Maekar slowly turned back around, releasing the door handle. He walked over to a leather armchair near the fireplace and sat down, crossing one long leg over the other, resting his hands on his knees.
The three boys froze. Daeron actually paused his video game, looking at his father with wide eyes. Maekar Targaryen never lingered in the study. He never sat down for casual conversation.
"So," Maekar began, his voice tight with the effort of feigning casual interest. "Tell me about your respective days."
The boys exchanged a quick, panicked glance.
"It was fine," Daeron said automatically, giving the standard, approved response.
"Fine," Aerion echoed instantly, staring at his hands.
Maekar let out a irritated sigh, pinching the bridge of his nose. "No. I do not want the rehearsed, monosyllabic response. I want to actually know what occurred during your academic hours. I know you all possess the vocabulary to form complete sentences. Aemon, begin."
Aemon, clutching his Latin textbook to his chest, swallowed hard. "Well, Father, it was... highly productive. During the lunch recess, my study group convened in the library. We spent the hour comparing our translation notes on the second chapter of Cicero's Philippics."
Daeron let out a loud, obnoxious cough that sounded incredibly similar to the word "Nerd."
Maekar shot Daeron a dark, warning glare that instantly silenced him. He looked back at Aemon, offering a stiff nod. "A productive use of your time, Aemon. Cicero is foundational. And you, Daeron? How did you squander your recess?"
Daeron sat up straighter, eager to prove his own superiority. "It was brilliant, actually. Valarr and I dominated the fencing piste during the free period. I disarmed him twice in the span of five minutes. He was furious. And then we finalized our strategy for the weekend mock-UN debate. We are representing the industrial bloc."
Maekar nodded, significantly more impressed by the display of competition. "Excellent. Ensure you press the advantage, Daeron. Never let your opponent recover their footing."
Maekar then shifted his imposing gaze toward the far end of the table.
"And you, Aerion," Maekar rumbled, his eyes locking onto his second son. He decided to leverage the information he had gleaned from the emails to force the boy to open up. "I am given to understand that you have successfully integrated into a peer group. You have made friends. A boy named Leo, and another named Ben, I believe?"
Aerion’s eyes widened. How did his father know their names? Kat must have mentioned them in an email.
"Benji," Aerion corrected quietly, his heart hammering against his ribs. He had to be incredibly careful. Hide the joy. "And... and Sal. She's a girl."
"A diverse coalition," Maekar noted dryly. "And what activities did this group engage in during your recess? Did you compare translation notes, or did you engage in a violent brawl in the courtyard?"
Aerion hesitated. He couldn't tell his father about the TikTok dance. He couldn't tell him about the chicken attack, or the burner phone hidden in his backpack.
"We just... we just sat in the cafeteria," Aerion lied smoothly, picking at a loose thread on his hoodie. "And we talked. We hung out with our form tutor, Miss Hart, for a little bit."
Daeron groaned loudly, rolling his eyes toward the ceiling. "You hung out with a teacher during lunch? Gods, Aerion, why are you and Aemon so incredibly boring? You finally get to go to a public school with zero rules, and you spend your free time talking to the staff? That is tragic."
Aerion bristled, a hot flash of defensive anger sparking in his chest. Daeron had no idea. Daeron didn't know about the burner phones, or the fact that his form tutor drove a vintage Bentley.
"She's not boring," Aerion snapped back, glaring at his older brother. "She's brilliant."
Maekar leaned forward in his leather chair, his interest suddenly piqued by the mention of the art teacher.
"Is she?" Maekar asked, his voice dropping into a low, deceptively casual murmur. He steepled his fingers beneath his chin. "How was Miss Hart today, Aerion? Did she maintain her... chaotic aesthetic?"
Aerion, completely focused on defending Kat’s honor against Daeron’s mockery, entirely forgot the cardinal rule of surviving his father’s interrogations: never offer unnecessary details.
"She looked amazing," Aerion blurted out, his aristocratic filter slipping completely. "She was wearing this green jumpsuit with black flowers all over it. And her eyes were mismatched today, one purple and one brown. But she was completely covered in blue finger paint."
Maekar frowned, his brow furrowing in deep confusion. "Finger paint? I was under the impression she taught you art. Why would a teacher overseeing twelve-year-olds be covered in infant finger paint?"
Aerion froze. The blood drained rapidly from his face as he realized what he had just done. He had slipped. He had given away too much information.
"Oh," Aerion stammered, frantically trying to backpedal. "Well, she... she doesn't just teach the older kids. On Thursdays, she goes down to the Early Years wing. She... she takes care of the toddlers."
Maekar stared at the boy.
He didn't speak. He didn't move. His brain essentially stopped functioning for three agonizing seconds as it struggled to reconcile the contradictory data.
She takes care of toddlers.
The woman who wore a neon-green mesh crop top. The woman who swore in emails and referred to him as 'Dictionary Boy'... was a nursery teacher. She spent her days wrangling two-year-olds and wiping up spilled paint.
The cognitive dissonance was staggering. It was horrifying. It was mind-bendingly hilarious.
Maekar had to bite down on the inside of his cheek so hard he tasted copper to prevent a highly inappropriate burst of laughter from escaping his lips.
"I see," Maekar managed to choke out, his voice incredibly tight with suppressed amusement. He smoothed his features into a mask of stoic indifference. "A woman of many talents."
Daeron, completely oblivious to his father's internal crisis, snorted dismissively. "She teaches babies? Wow, Aerion. You really are living on the edge. Tell me more about the thrilling world of finger painting and nap times. Do they let you hand out the juice boxes?"
Aerion glared at his brother, his face flushing hot with embarrassment. Daeron was mocking him. Daeron thought his new life was pathetic. Aerion couldn't stand it. He wanted to prove that his school was dangerous, rebellious, and infinitely cooler than St. Jude's.
Aerion’s mind raced, desperately searching for a piece of gossip, a secret that would wipe the smug, superior smirk off Daeron’s face.
He remembered the scene in the pottery studio that morning. He remembered the laughing, the chasing, and the vintage Bentley tearing out of the parking lot the night before.
Aerion leaned forward across the table, his violet eyes locking onto Daeron’s, dropping his voice into a hushed, dramatic whisper.
"It's not boring, Daeron," Aerion said defensively. "Actually, there's a massive scandal going on. I think Kat is secretly dating the other art teacher. Mr. Markl."
The silence in the study was absolute.
Daeron blinked, his eyebrows shooting up. "Wait. Really? Two teachers are hooking up? And you caught them?"
"I think so," Aerion nodded eagerly, thrilled to have captured his brother's attention. "They're always together. He made her tea this morning, and they were chasing each other around the pottery studio, laughing like crazy. And yesterday, when I was leaving, I saw them drive off together in her car. They looked really... cozy."
Daeron leaned forward, fully invested in the gossip. "That is scandalous. If the administration finds out, they'll both be fired. Fraternization between staff is strictly against board policy."
Aerion grinned, feeling entirely victorious. He had proven his school was exciting.
He didn't notice the sudden drop in the room's temperature.
Maekar sat frozen in the leather armchair.
The suppressed amusement had instantly evaporated, replaced by a cold, dark, violent surge of entirely irrational fury that hit him with the force of a freight train.
She is dating the pottery teacher.
The thought echoed in his mind, loud and toxic. The man she had explicitly mentioned in her emails earlier yesterday—Markl and I had to go survey a off-site project.
Maekar’s jaw clenched so tightly the muscle in his cheek ticked visibly. His violet eyes darkened into black, lethal slits as he stared at the rug.
He had spent a entire afternoon exchanging witty, borderline-flirtatious banter with her. He had bought her clothes. He had practically laid his corporate soul bare in an email sent from a crowded bar, begging her for a distraction from his own miserable loneliness.
And the entire time, she was apparently entertaining a secret, illicit romance with a man who made clay pots for a living. She was laughing with him, drinking tea with him, driving off into the sunset with him, while treating Maekar like a digital plaything to pass the time.
The pride that formed the foundation of Maekar’s identity flared up into a blazing inferno. He felt humiliated. He felt foolish. But more than anything, he felt a possessive, incredibly dangerous spike of jealousy that he had absolutely no right to feel.
Maekar stood up from the armchair with a jerky movement.
The three boys instantly fell silent, flinching back from the sudden explosion of dark energy radiating from their father.
"Father?" Aemon whispered, his eyes wide with alarm. "Is something wrong?"
Maekar didn't look at them. He couldn't trust himself to speak without roaring.
"I have... pressing corporate matters to attend to," Maekar ground out, his voice a low, rumble that promised destruction. "Ensure your homework is completed. Do not disturb me for the remainder of the evening."
Without waiting for a response, Maekar turned on his heel and strode out of the study, his shoes clicking aggressively against the hardwood floor.
He marched down the long hallway, heading directly for the sanctuary of his private home office. He pushed the doors open, slamming them shut behind him with enough force to rattle the hinges.
He walked around to his desk, his chest heaving with suppressed fury. He pulled his smartphone from his pocket and threw it onto the polished wood.
The screen was dark. There was no distraction. There was just the humiliating reality that he had made a fool of himself over a woman who was already taken.
Maekar sat down in his chair. He stared at the blank screen of the phone for a long minute.
He was a Targaryen. He was a man who conquered empires and dismantled opposition without breaking a sweat. He did not lose to pottery teachers. He did not accept defeat.
A dangerous smirk curled the corners of Maekar’s lips.
He pulled his keyboard toward him. The polite, bantering digital war was over. The rules of engagement had changed.
If Miss Hart wanted to play games, he was going to show her exactly how a dragon played. He was going to draft an email so sharp, so incisive, and so flawlessly targeted that it would shatter whatever comfortable illusion she was currently hiding behind.
Maekar Targaryen began to type.
Notes:
If you’re ready for Maekar to launch his "Jealousy Strike" email, please leave a kudos and/or a comment!
Chapter 13: Chapter Thirteen: Assumptions and Ashtrays
Summary:
In which Maekar realizes the "Spinster" was a punk-rock hurricane all along
Song recommendation for this chapter -
Kill of the Night – Gin Wigmore
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
The screen was dark. There was no distraction. There was just the humiliating reality that he had made a fool of himself over a woman who was already taken.
Maekar sat down in his chair, the material groaning slightly under his weight. The silence of his private home study pressed inward against his eardrums, oppressive and utterly devoid of the vibrant energy he had so desperately craved just moments before. The only light in the room came from the solitary, green-glass banker’s lamp resting on his desk, casting long, distorted shadows across the rug.
He stared at the blank screen of his phone for a long, agonizing minute.
His reflection stared back at him in the black glass. He saw the silver hair, perfectly combed. He saw the sharp jawline covered by carefully groomed beard, clenched so tightly the muscles ached. He saw a man who commanded global industries, a man who could dismantle a rival corporation with a single signature. He saw a titan.
And yet, he felt foolish.
He was a Targaryen. He was a man who conquered empires and dismantled opposition without breaking a sweat. He did not lose. He certainly did not lose to pottery teachers who made crude clay bowls for a living. He did not accept defeat in boardrooms, and he refused to accept defeat in the utterly bizarre digital war he had waged over the last three days.
A dangerous smirk curled the corners of Maekar’s lips. The icy corporate stoicism that he wore like a suit of armor was gone, replaced by the lethal, predatory instinct of his ancestors.
He reached out, his hand wrapping around the metal of his phone, and pulled his wireless keyboard toward him. The polite, bantering digital war was over. The rules of engagement had entirely changed.
If Miss Hart wanted to play games, he was going to show her exactly how a dragon played. He was going to draft an email so sharp, so incisive, and so flawlessly targeted that it would shatter whatever comfortable illusion she was currently hiding behind. He was going to politely but firmly remind her that while she might find amusement in chasing her colleagues around a public school classroom, she was currently corresponding with a man who did not tolerate being treated as a secondary entertainment option.
Maekar Targaryen began to type.
To: K. Hart - Arts & Humanities Dept.
Subject: Professional Boundaries and Pottery
Miss Hart,
It has come to my attention via my son—who is proving to be a rather observant, albeit entirely unrefined, informant—that your sudden lack of correspondence this evening is not due to the exhaustive demands of grading assignments, nor the intricacies of your off-site artistic endeavors. Rather, it appears your time is entirely monopolized by a certain colleague in the ceramics department.
Maekar paused, his fingers hovering over the keys. It was too aggressive. It sounded petulant. It sounded exactly like what it was: the jealous, territorial ranting of a man who had no claim to the territory he was defending.
He hit the backspace key, deleting the paragraph with a series of angry taps.
He needed to be subtler. He needed to strike with precision, to let her know that he saw through her excuses without exposing the humiliating depth of his own investment.
He started again.
Miss Hart,
I trust your 'off-site project' with Mr. Markl is proceeding with the requisite level of professional—
Before he could finish the sentence, his thumb brushed against the screen of his phone, inadvertently closing the draft window and returning him to his main inbox overview.
Maekar let out a low, irritated growl, intending to reopen the draft. But as his eyes scanned the screen, his hand froze completely.
Sitting in his inbox, buried beneath a dozen automated corporate summaries and a confirmation receipt from his bank regarding the donation he had authorized earlier, was an unread email from Kat Hart.
Maekar frowned, his eyebrows drawing together in confusion.
He checked the timestamp. 08:14 AM.
It had been sent that morning. It had been sent mere hours after he had transmitted his late-night confession from the booth of the Velvet Lounge. It had been sitting in his inbox all day, completely overshadowed the hostile takeover of the Tokyo shipping conglomerate. He had been so focused on his worm during day that he had missed her initial morning response.
His anger at the pottery teacher momentarily stalled, replaced by a sharp spike of curiosity.
He tapped the email, opening it.
The harsh, white glare of the screen illuminated his face in the dim study as he began to read.
To: Maekar Targaryen
Subject: Re: The Poverty of Politeness
My apologies for leaving your email unanswered last night, Dictionary Boy. I was fast asleep. Painting disgruntled seagulls is exhausting work.
Maekar felt a faint, ghost of a smile touch his lips at the familiar, grating nickname. She had been asleep. She hadn't intentionally ignored him; she had simply succumbed to the biological necessity of rest. It was a perfectly reasonable, mundane explanation.
He moved his eyes to the next paragraph, fully expecting a sarcastic quip about his brother’s political ambitions or a mocking comment regarding his choice of establishment.
Instead, the words he read caused his heart to stop dead in his chest.
Though, from the looks of it, you managed to find some much better, in-person entertainment shortly after sending this to save you from the trenches. I do hope the tragic loss of your cigarettes wasn't too devastating a blow to your corporate stoicism. Better luck guarding your pockets next time. 😉
Maekar stared at the screen.
He didn't blink. He didn't breathe. The walls of his study seemed to violently compress inward, sucking all the oxygen out of the room. The silence in the estate was no longer a blank canvas; it was a ringing, deafening vacuum.
He read the paragraph again. And then he read it a third time, his highly analytical brain frantically trying to process the information, searching for a logical flaw, a misinterpretation, a typo.
The tragic loss of your cigarettes.
Better luck guarding your pockets next time.
The words burned themselves into his retinas.
How.
How in the seven hells did she know that?
Maekar’s mind rewound the events of the previous evening. He recalled the loud, thumping bass of the Velvet Lounge. He recalled abandoning Baelor in the corner booth to navigate the crushing sea of tech-bro patrons. He remembered standing at the bar, ordering two glasses of Macallan 18.
And he remembered the woman.
He remembered the tiny, fiery woman with the northern British accent. The woman with the vibrant red space buns, the crimson lipstick, and hipster glasses. He remembered the pink crop top adorned with skeletal hands, and the impossibly short athletic shorts.
He remembered the way she had shouted at the bartender. The way she had effortlessly dismantled his arrogance with a machine-gun spray of working-class insults. The way she had stolen his drink, forced him to taste her peaty Lagavulin, and then, with the speed of a seasoned pickpocket, swiped his silver cigarette case directly from the interior pocket of his blazer.
He had not told a single soul about that interaction. He had explicitly denied it to Baelor on the sidewalk, attributing the missing cigarettes to a minor, forgettable altercation.
And yet, Kat Hart—the spinster art teacher who spent her days painting with toddlers—knew exactly what had happened.
Maekar slowly lowered the phone, resting his hands flat on the cool, polished wood of his desk.
Unless, Maekar thought, a cold, sharp realization piecing the puzzle together, she was there.
She must have been there. It was the only logical conclusion. The Velvet Lounge was a popular, albeit chaotic, establishment. It was entirely plausible that a public school teacher might frequent such a place on a Wednesday evening to escape the rigors of her profession.
She had been there. She had received his email—the email where he had practically begged her for a distraction, confessing his boredom and his utter disdain for polite society—and then, perhaps moments later, she had spotted him.
Maekar closed his eyes, visualizing the layout of the Velvet Lounge. Where could she have been hiding? The bar was expansive. There were dozens of elevated booths cloaked in purple neon shadows. There was a secondary seating area near the restrooms, and a crowded dance floor. She must have been sitting in the dark, nursing a cheap pint of beer, watching him.
She had seen him standing at the bar. She had seen the towering, silver-haired man she had been bantering.
And she had seen the woman in the pink crop top approach him.
Maekar’s chest tightened with a wave of regret.
He had been utterly engrossed in the fiery, foul-mouthed girl at the bar. He had been captivated by her, her complete lack of deference, and the raw, electric tension that had flared between them in the freezing beer garden. He had allowed himself to be distracted. He had allowed himself to flirt.
And Kat had watched it happen.
Had she wanted to come up to him? Maekar’s mind raced with possibilities. Had she seen his email, recognized his towering frame from across the crowded room, and stood up from her booth with the intention of introducing herself? Had she intended to walk up, tap him on the shoulder, and finally put a face to the digital phantom he had been sparring with?
But before she could reach him, she had seen him engaging with someone else. She had seen him smiling down at a loud, scantily-clad stranger.
Maekar opened his eyes, letting out a low, furious growl that vibrated deep in his chest. He slammed his fist down onto the desk, the thud echoing in the empty study.
He had missed her. He had been in the exact same room as the one woman who had managed to get under his impenetrable skin in years, and he had idiotically ignored her in favor of a passing barroom distraction. He had squandered the opportunity to speak with Kat Hart in person. He had missed the chance to hear her voice, to see the intelligence in her eyes, to have her verbally dress him down to his face rather than through a keyboard.
He stared at his half-finished, jealous email draft regarding Markl the pottery teacher.
He highlighted the text and deleted it entirely.
Why didn't she approach him?
The question gnawed at him, sharp and relentless. Based on her emails, Kat Hart was not a shy woman. She was a woman who threatened Headmasters and extorted billionaires for art supplies. She possessed the confidence of a seasoned warlord.
Why would a woman with that much unyielding fire stand in the shadows and watch him flirt with someone else, only to retreat and send a teasing email the next morning?
Did he intimidate her in real life? Maekar frowned deeply at the thought. It was true that his physical presence was overwhelming. He was six-foot-five, broad-shouldered, and carried the weight of a empire in his posture. Perhaps seeing him in his suit, surrounded by the affluent elite, had shattered the comfortable, anonymous parity they had established online.
Or...
Maekar’s mind drifted back to the woman at the bar.
She had been young. Perhaps twenty-five, twenty-six at the most. Her outfit had been intentionally provocative—the tight, high-waisted shorts, the cropped top exposing her midriff. She had radiated a raw, youthful, untamed sexual energy that was impossible to ignore.
Maekar thought about his mental profile of Kat. He pictured the spinster. The thirty-something woman in the paint-stained cardigan, exhausted from wrangling toddlers, her hair pulled back in a sensible clip, smelling of lavender and old paper.
Did Kat see the girl at the bar and feel inadequate?
Did Kat—the brilliant, fiercely intelligent woman whose words had captivated him—look at the young, vibrant punk-rock girl holding Maekar’s attention and decide she couldn't compete? Did she feel that her cardigans and her comfortable life were insufficient to hold his gaze since he was being entertained by a woman in a neon pink crop top?
The thought made Maekar feel physically ill.
It was a tragedy of catastrophic proportions. It was a monumental misunderstanding.
If she had only stepped forward. If she had only walked out of the neon shadows and spoken his name.
He would have ditched the British woman in a single, unhesitating heartbeat.
Maekar realized it with crystalline certainty. He wouldn't have cared about the crop top or the fiery red space buns. He wouldn't have cared about the stolen cigarettes or the Lagavulin. If Kat Hart had walked up to him in her paint-stained clothes and her sensible shoes, he would have dismissed the loud, insolent girl at the bar without a second thought.
He would have turned his entire, undivided attention to Kat. He would have bought her a drink. He would have engaged her in a debate about municipal funding or post-modern art. He would have relished the opportunity to look down into her eyes and see the fierce, unyielding fire that burned in her emails. He would have let her glare at him with all the judgmental, working-class disdain she possessed, and he would have made it his mission to prove to her that he was more than just a dictionary-swallowing corporate drone.
He wanted Kat. He wanted the intellect, the chaos, the relentless, stubborn empathy. The girl at the bar had been an amusing, five-minute distraction. Kat was a revelation.
Maekar pulled the keyboard back toward him, his hands resting over the keys.
He needed to fix this. He needed to rectify the misunderstanding. He needed to goad her out of hiding, to challenge her pride, to make her realize that she had misread the situation. He needed to assure her that she had nothing to fear from passing distractions, without sounding like a desperate, lonely man begging for a date.
He began to type, his keystrokes sharp and deliberate in the quiet study.
To: K. Hart - Arts & Humanities Dept.
Subject: Re: The Poverty of Politeness
Miss Hart,
I must confess, your powers of observation are far more acute than I anticipated. I was unaware that the Velvet Lounge doubled as a surveillance outpost for the public education sector. Had I known you were lurking in the neon-lit shadows of the establishment, I would have ensured my behavior was strictly aligned with the school board’s code of conduct.
Maekar paused, reading over the lines. It was a solid opening. It acknowledged her presence without giving away his own shock. He continued.
The 'entertainment' you refer to was merely a brief, entirely forgettable sociological study in modern youth culture. The tragic loss of my cigarettes was a minor tax paid for a few moments of loud, albeit ultimately hollow, amusement.
He hesitated, his thumb hovering over the spacebar. He was dismissing the girl at the bar entirely. He was minimizing the interaction, reducing it to a trivial annoyance. It was the truth, but he needed Kat to understand why it was the truth.
However, I find myself disappointed.
For a woman who spends her days boldly lecturing Headmasters, extorting corporate entities for art supplies, and threatening to force me into concrete shoes... your actions last night were remarkably timid.
You were in the same room. You had the unprecedented opportunity to deliver your scathing critiques of my 'corporate stoicism' directly to my face. You could have hurled your insults without the safety of a digital firewall. Yet, you chose to remain hidden.
Did you lose your fire, Miss Hart? Did the reality of the environment intimidate you? Or did you simply lack the confidence to step forward and claim the distraction I so explicitly requested?
Maekar leaned back, his eyes scanning the challenging words. It was a direct attack on her pride. He knew her well enough by now to know that Kat did not back down from a challenge. If he accused her of being timid, of being intimidated, she would practically explode with indignation. She would be forced to respond.
He added one final, loaded paragraph.
I assure you, whatever fleeting amusement I found at the bar was a poor substitute for the intellectual friction I had hoped for. Do not mistake a momentary distraction for genuine interest. If you find yourself in my vicinity again, I suggest you muster the courage to make your presence known. I guarantee you will find my undivided attention far more engaging than whoever currently occupies your free time.
Maekar stared at the final sentence. It was a thinly veiled strike at Markl. It was a subtle, territorial demand. Look at me, not the pottery teacher.
He took a slow, deep breath, his chest expanding beneath the crisp fabric of his shirt. He reached out and hit send.
The email vanished from the screen.
The silence in the study instantly crashed back down upon him, heavier and more agonizing than before.
Maekar shoved his chair back, the legs scraping loudly against the hardwood floor. He stood up, entirely unable to sit still. The adrenaline of the digital strike was pumping through his veins, making his skin prickle with restless, nervous energy.
He walked over to the antique crystal decanter resting on a side table near the fireplace. He didn't bother with a glass. He simply pulled the glass stopper out and took a direct pull from the bottle. The aged, complex scotch burned smoothly down his throat, a stark contrast to the harsh Lagavulin he had stolen the night before.
He set the decanter down, wiping his mouth with the back of his hand, and began to pace.
He paced the length of the rug, his shoes silent against the woven wool. He walked from the fireplace to the heavy oak doors, and back again.
He checked the grandfather clock ticking rhythmically in the corner of the room. 7:52 PM.
What was she doing right now?
His mind conjured a dozen scenarios. Was she driving home in her battered hatchback? Was she stopping at a grocery store to buy cat food and tea bags? Was she sitting in her quiet, drafty flat, reading a book?
Or was she with Markl?
The thought struck him like a physical blow, igniting a fresh, violent surge of jealousy. Aerion’s words echoed mockingly in his ears. They're always together... they drove off together... I think they're secretly dating.
Maekar’s hands curled into tight, white-knuckled fists at his sides.
What if she was currently sitting in the passenger seat of Markl’s car? What if they were at a pub, sharing a drink, laughing about the platform boots Maekar had purchased? What if she checked her phone, read his carefully crafted challenge, and simply rolled her eyes, showing the email to the pottery teacher so they could both mock his desperation?
"No," Maekar muttered aloud, his voice harsh in the empty room. "She is not with him."
He stopped pacing, walking back over to his desk. He picked up his phone, staring at the black screen.
He willed it to light up. He willed it to vibrate.
He needed her to reply. He needed her to fire back with a furious denial of her timidity. He needed her to call him an arrogant bastard and demand that he never question her courage again. He needed the connection, the friction, the spark that made the grey, sterile world of his corporate empire suddenly burst into vivid color.
Please, Maekar thought, his thumb tracing the smooth edge of the device. Please do not be with him. Please answer me.
He set the phone down on the desk, refusing to look away from it.
The silence in the study was absolute. The only sound was the rhythmic ticking of the grandfather clock and the crackle of the fire.
Maekar stood frozen, his eyes glued to his phone resting on the desk. Ten minutes had passed since he had fired his digital broadside into the ether. Ten minutes of ego-bruising vulnerability.
If she was with Markl, she would ignore it. If she was intimidated, she would ignore it.
The screen suddenly flashed.
Ping.
Maekar snatched the device off the desk with a speed that belied his size. He unlocked it, his thumb swiping across the glass, his heart hammering a rhythm against his ribs.
NEW EMAIL: K. Hart - Arts & Humanities Dept.
Subject: Re: The Poverty of Politeness
Maekar let out a unsteady breath, sinking back into his leather chair as he opened the message.
Dictionary Boy,
First of all, congratulations on finally managing to pry your corporate ego out of your own arse long enough to realize I was in the building. It only took you twenty-four hours. Your powers of observation are truly staggering.
Secondly, I am absolutely howling at the accusation of 'timidity.' I literally walked right up to you, stood in your personal space, drank your incredibly boring, overpriced scotch, and told you exactly what I thought of your superiority complex. If that constitutes 'remaining hidden in the shadows' in your world, I genuinely worry for your eyesight. Perhaps you should invest in a pair of glasses. I hear they're very chic.
And for the record, I was not 'intimidated' by your environment. I was merely amused by the tragic irony of a man who looks like he owns the city struggling to figure out how to smoke a hand-rolled cigarette without looking like a malfunctioning chimney. The silver hair is certainly a choice, Maekar. It makes you look like a very angry, very wealthy wizard. Don't flatter yourself by assuming I was rendered speechless by it.
If you want 'intellectual friction,' you know where to find me. Just don't expect me to wear neon mesh to the next board meeting.
Maekar stared at the email.
He read it. He read it again.
His brain encountered a catastrophic logic error and ground to a halt.
I literally walked right up to you... drank your incredibly boring, overpriced scotch... told you exactly what I thought of your bespoke superiority complex.
Maekar’s brow furrowed so deeply it actually ached. He leaned forward, resting his elbows on the desk, staring at the glowing words as if they were written in an alien dialect.
She was talking about the interaction at the bar. She was talking about the stolen Lagavulin. She was talking about the silver cigarette case.
She was speaking as if she had been the one to do those things. As if she had been the one to hurl the working-class insults and steal his drink.
She's playing a game, Maekar concluded, a dark, confused frown settling over his features. She must have been sitting close enough to overhear the entire exchange. She saw the woman take my drink, she saw the woman steal my cigarettes, and now she is adopting the persona of the 'distraction' to mock me.
It was the only logical explanation. The woman at the bar had been in her twenties, wearing a pink crop top and athletic shorts, shouting with a thick northern accent. Kat Hart was a professional educator, an artist who painted with toddlers and wrote eloquent, devastatingly articulate emails about the sociological impacts of public education. They were two entirely different entities.
She wants to play ignorance, Maekar thought, a deeply amused smirk replacing the confusion on his face. She wants to pretend she was the one who marched up to me, rather than admitting she hid in a booth and watched me flirt with someone else.
He found the stubborn audacity of her lie incredibly endearing. She was too proud to admit she had felt intimidated or inadequate, so she was simply rewriting the narrative to insert herself into the starring role.
He picked up his keyboard, more than willing to indulge the fantasy.
To: K. Hart - Arts & Humanities Dept.
Subject: Re: The Poverty of Politeness
Miss Hart,
Your commitment to this elaborate fiction is truly commendable. If you wish to claim the actions of the rather abrasive, neon-clad young woman at the bar as your own, I will play along. It is a fascinating psychological defense mechanism.
However, I must address your critique of my appearance. An angry, wealthy wizard? I assure you, the silver hair is a genetic hallmark of my lineage, not a stylistic choice. Though I am intrigued by your implication. Are you suggesting that if my hair color were different—perhaps a more pedestrian shade of brown—you would find me more attractive? Or is your disdain reserved exclusively for those who look as though they could purchase the establishment you are drinking in?
He paused, a wicked, teasing light dancing in his eyes. If she was going to pretend to be the girl at the bar, he was going to force her to confront the reality of who she actually was.
I must admit, your desperate attempt to co-opt the persona of a punk-rock delinquent is amusing, but unnecessary. I already have a very clear picture of you in my mind. I imagine a woman of refined, albeit chaotic, artistic sensibilities. Thick, practical cardigans, stained with acrylics. Sensible, flat shoes designed for standing at an easel. A messy bun held together by stray paintbrushes, and perhaps a pair of reading glasses perched on the end of your nose as you meticulously grade exams. You do not need to pretend to be a barroom brawler to hold my attention, Miss Hart. The spinster artist is infinitely more captivating.
He hit send, leaning back in his chair with a loud, ringing laugh.
He had essentially called her a dowdy, middle-aged cat lady. If that didn't provoke a nuclear response, nothing would.
He didn't even have time to pick up his glass of scotch before the phone buzzed violently.
To: Maekar Targaryen
Subject: EXCUSE ME?
A SPINSTER ARTIST?!
Are you out of your aristocratic, silver-haired, dictionary-swallowing mind?! Sensible flat shoes?! A PAINT-STAINED CARDIGAN?!
I am twenty-six years old, you absolute dinosaur! I wore six-inch, studded platform boots and a toxic neon-green mesh crop top to work, which YOU purchased for me! Do you possess the memory of a goldfish?
And for the record, I was not 'co-opting' anyone's persona! I was the woman at the bar! I was the one who told you your suit looked like a funeral! I was the one who stole your ridiculously expensive Sobranies! Are you genuinely telling me that you stood there, played keep-away with my whiskey, flirted with me in a beer garden, and completely failed to realize who I was?!
You are the most oblivious, unobservant, arrogant man on the planet.
Maekar stared at the screen.
He stopped laughing.
He read the email again. The words seemed to blur together, his brain desperately trying to reject the information it was processing.
I am twenty-six years old.
I was the woman at the bar.
I was the one who told you your suit looked like a funeral.
Maekar’s mouth fell open slightly. The breath hitched in his chest.
He visualized the woman at the bar. The tiny, fiery, confident girl in the pink skeletal crop top. He pictured the fiery red space buns. He pictured the glasses.
He pictured the dark crimson lipstick.
Gods, Maekar thought, a wave of shock crashing over him, rendering him paralyzed in his chair.
It was her.
The foul-mouthed, punk-rock delinquent who had stolen his drink... the woman he had shamelessly flirted with in the freezing night air... the woman who had ignited a immediate spark of attraction in his chest...
Was his ten-year-old son's art teacher.
It wasn't a game. It wasn't a lie to save her pride. She had literally stood inches away from him, looked him dead in the eye, and he had been oblivious.
He had expected a dowdy spinster. He had expected a tired, middle-aged woman worn down by the public school system.
Instead, he had been arguing with a twenty-six-year-old force of nature who looked like she belonged in the VIP section of an underground punk club.
A loud rich laugh suddenly tore its way out of Maekar’s throat. It was a laugh of disbelief, of profound shock, and of overwhelming delight.
He had flirted with her. He had actually flirted with her, unburdened by the knowledge of who she was, and she had given it right back to him without an ounce of hesitation or fear.
He pulled the keyboard toward him, his hands shaking slightly with a surge of adrenaline.
To: K. Hart - Arts & Humanities Dept.
Subject: Re: EXCUSE ME?
Miss Hart,
I must formally, and with humility, request your forgiveness.
You are entirely correct. I am apparently the most oblivious, unobservant man on the planet.
I have not, as a matter of strict personal policy, researched the teaching staff at King’s Row Academy. I prefer to evaluate individuals based on their actions, rather than their digital footprints or professional headshots. Consequently, my mental image of you was constructed entirely from the context of our emails and my own, evidently flawed, assumptions regarding the aesthetic sensibilities of public educators.
I did not know it was you. Had I known that the unapologetically abrasive, and captivating woman standing beside me at the bar was the exact same woman who fights me over neon mesh and stuffed dragons, I assure you, I would not have allowed you to escape into the night so easily.
He paused, a possessive thrill spiking in his blood. He had been jealous of the pottery teacher. He had been pacing his study, agonizing over the thought of her with someone else. And the entire time, he had been the one she had sought out in a crowded bar.
I find myself deeply relieved to discover that the 'spinster' is a phantom of my own making. The reality is infinitely more intriguing.
However, as I have previously stated, I appreciate the mystery of our correspondence. I enjoy not knowing exactly what to expect from you. But if my ignorance is going to result in further accidental insults regarding your age and your footwear, I am prepared to rectify the situation. If given your explicit permission, I will utilize the vast resources of Targaryen Enterprises to unearth your staff photograph.
He hit send.
He sat back, his heart pounding a erratic rhythm against his ribs. He felt exposed. He had admitted he found her captivating. He had admitted he wouldn't have let her leave.
The phone buzzed almost instantly.
To: Maekar Targaryen
Subject: Re: EXCUSE ME?
Absolutely fucking not.
You do not have my permission to use your creepy corporate resources to dig up my staff photo. The staff photo was taken at eight in the morning on a Monday, it is entirely un-goth, and I look like a startled deer. It is a closely guarded state secret.
You can suffer in your ignorance, Dictionary Boy. You can sit in your glass tower and wonder if I'm currently wearing neon green, or a floral dress, or a bin bag. The mystery remains.
If you want to see me again without the aid of a Google search, you will just have to wait for the mandatory parent-teacher evening next month like every other mortal parent.
Maekar read the email, a satisfied smile spreading across his face.
She was teasing him. She was actively withholding her image to maintain her power, dangling the prospect of a future meeting in front of him like a prize.
Parent-teacher evening. It was a standard, mundane administrative event.
But as Maekar looked at the glowing words on the screen, he knew exactly what it really was.
To: K. Hart - Arts & Humanities Dept.
Subject: The Calendar
Very well, Miss Hart. I respect the parameters of the game. I shall refrain from employing my corporate espionage, and I shall endure the agony of my own ignorance.
I will instruct my assistant to clear my schedule for the evening in question. I anticipate our meeting with great interest. Please ensure you do not wear a bin bag; I have a reputation to maintain.
I look forward to our date.
Maekar
He hit send.
He didn't wait for her reply. He didn't need to. He knew she was currently sitting in her flat, staring at the word 'date', likely sputtering with indignation and trying to formulate a response that was both dismissive and failing to hide her own anticipation.
Maekar stood up from his desk, picking up his glass of scotch.
He walked over to the large window of his study, looking out over the grounds of the estate.
The suffocating loneliness that had plagued him for years was slipping away. It had been shattered by a woman with a foul mouth, a terrible taste in whiskey, and the most vibrant, chaotic soul he had ever encountered.
Parent-teacher evening was exactly twenty-eight days away.
Maekar Targaryen took a satisfying sip of his scotch. He had never looked forward to a school function in his entire life. But as he stood in the quiet luxury of his home, he found himself counting down the days.
Notes:
If you’re ready for the 28-day countdown to the parent-teacher evening, please leave a kudos and/or a comment!
Chapter 14: Chapter Fourteen: Bunny Ears & Bribes
Summary:
In which Maekar fires a "Harpie," Kat secures a kiln via extortion, and King’s Row Academy becomes a sanctuary for baby bunnies.
Song recommendation for this chapter -
Lullaby – Sigala & Paloma Faith
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
The sun had not yet breached the horizon, leaving the grounds of the Targaryen estate shrouded in the cold, bruised indigo of early Friday morning. Inside the master suite, however, the atmosphere was entirely devoid of its usual icy, corporate dread.
Maekar was standing by the bay windows, a steaming cup of perfectly brewed, pitch-black espresso in his hand. He was already fully dressed for the day, clad in a charcoal-grey, three-piece suit, his silver hair combed back with meticulous precision.
But if his board of directors could have seen the expression currently dominating his features, they would have likely called for an immediate medical evaluation.
Maekar was grinning. It wasn't his usual, predatory smirk. It was a genuine, highly amused smile that reached all the way to his striking violet eyes.
In his other hand, he held his phone. The screen illuminated his face with the harsh white glow of his email.
He was reading the final response Kat had sent him late last night, directly following his audacious declaration that their upcoming parent-teacher conference was, in fact, a date. He had read it three times already, and it somehow managed to become funnier with every pass.
To: Maekar Targaryen
Subject: Re: The Calendar
A DATE?!
Are you completely out of your dictionary-swallowing, silver-haired, aristocratic mind? Parent-teacher evening is a mandatory administrative function held in a school gymnasium that permanently smells of teenage sweat and floor wax. We will be sitting on miniature plastic chairs surrounded by finger paintings. It is the literal, fundamental antithesis of romance, you absolute lunatic.
You do not get to declare a date by corporate decree! You cannot just authorize a hostile takeover of my social calendar!
If you genuinely, actually want to win a date with me, Maekar, you are going to have to do a lot more than sit in a glass tower and send me pretentious emails. You would have to execute a miracle. You would have to slay a metaphorical dragon, buy out an entire industrial craft store, apologize to the working class, and successfully navigate a public high street without looking like you're plotting to foreclose on a widow's mortgage.
Do not push your luck, Dictionary Boy. I will see you in twenty-eight days. I will be the one holding the grade book.
And if you show up in a tuxedo, I will personally throw a tub of glitter at your head.
Enjoy your miserable, polite society.
Kat
Maekar took a slow sip of his espresso, his chest vibrating with a low, rumbling chuckle.
She was furious. She was flustered. And she was undeniably anticipating it just as much as he was. The volume of her denial was a dead giveaway. She hadn't said no. She had simply provided a highly specific, absurd list of Herculean tasks he would need to complete to earn her time.
Buy out a craft store. Apologize to the working class. Maekar shook his head, locking the phone and slipping it into the interior pocket of his suit jacket. She was a force of nature. A chaotic, paint-splattered hurricane, and he found himself standing willingly in her path.
He checked his Rolex. It was barely six-fifteen in the morning. Usually, he would have been out the door by six-thirty, sequestered in the soundproofed back seat of his Maybach, reviewing Asian market yields before his sons even woke up.
But today, he felt no rush to flee the estate. The crushing silence of the house didn't feel quite so heavy this morning.
Maekar set his empty espresso cup on a side table, adjusted his cuffs, and walked out of the master suite. He strode down the staircase, the runners silencing his footsteps.
He bypassed the formal drawing rooms and headed toward the family dining room.
As he pushed the doors open, the conversation inside instantly died.
Daeron, Aemon, and Aerion were seated around the polished dining table. They were in the middle of their breakfast routine, surrounded by silver platters of fresh fruit, toasted brioche, and soft-boiled eggs.
The moment their father stepped into the room, all three boys froze, their forks hovering mid-air. They stared at him with wide confused eyes.
It was Friday morning. Their father was never, ever home this late on a Friday.
"Good morning," Maekar rumbled, walking to the head of the table and pulling out his high-backed chair. He sat down, unbuttoning his suit jacket and reaching for the coffee pot.
The boys exchanged panicked, bewildered glances.
"Good morning, Father," Aemon finally managed to squeak out, carefully setting his fork down.
Daeron, who was significantly less cautious, leaned forward, his brow furrowing. "Dad? Are you... are you okay? Did your car break down?"
"My vehicle is in perfect working order, Daeron," Maekar replied smoothly, pouring himself a cup of black coffee. "Why the interrogation?"
"Because it's half past six," Daeron pointed out, gesturing to the grandfather clock in the corner of the room. "You're usually in your office screaming at international hedge fund managers by now. Are you sick?"
Aerion, sitting quietly in his band t-shirt, watched his father closely. He noticed the relaxed set of Maekar’s shoulders. He noticed the faint, lingering trace of a smile around the edges of the older man’s beard.
"I am in perfect health," Maekar stated, taking a sip of his coffee. He set the china cup down, projecting an air of casual indifference. "The Asian markets have stabilized. The Tokyo merger is complete. Things at the office are... quieting down at the moment. There is no immediate rush, nor a pressing need for me to remain sequestered in the tower until midnight."
It was a blatant lie. The fallout from the Tokyo merger was going to require intensive restructuring of their global supply chains. His desk was buried under mountains of HR policies and legal contracts. He had a board meeting scheduled for nine-thirty that was going to be an absolute bloodbath.
But he didn't want to leave. He wanted to sit at his dining table and look at his sons.
The boys nodded slowly, clearly unconvinced by the explanation, but unwilling to look a gift horse in the mouth. A relaxed father was infinitely preferable to an angry one.
Maekar shifted his attention to his eldest son, determined to follow through on the minor concession he had granted the previous evening.
"Now," Maekar began, leaning back in his chair. "Daeron. Have you given thought to our discussion? Have you selected a new after-school activity to replace your debate class?"
Daeron sat bolt upright, his face instantly lighting up. The oppressive misery of his St. Jude’s uniform seemed to momentarily vanish.
"Yes, sir! I actually stayed up late researching," Daeron beamed, pulling a folded piece of parchment from the pocket of his blazer. He unfolded it with eager, trembling hands. "I narrowed it down to three viable options that I believe would foster my... personal growth."
Maekar raised an eyebrow, gesturing for him to continue. "Let us hear them."
"Option one," Daeron read from his list, adopting a highly professional tone. "The St. Jude’s Graphic Design and Digital Media Club. They meet on Tuesdays. We get to use specialized software to design digital art and vector graphics."
He wants to design shirts with skulls on them, Aerion realized instantly, pressing a hand over his mouth to hide a grin. Daeron was still completely obsessed with the Hot Topic aesthetic.
"Digital media," Maekar mused, rubbing his chin. "A practical skill. Useful for corporate marketing. Acceptable. What is your second option?"
"Option two," Daeron continued, his voice rising with excitement. "A civilian, off-campus introductory course in electric guitar. There is a music academy in the commercial district that offers private evening lessons."
Aemon, sitting quietly next to his brother, let out a judgmental snort. "Electric guitar? Daeron, you have the hand-eye coordination of a newborn foal. You will drop the instrument on your own foot."
"Shut up, Aemon," Daeron glared. "Aerion gets to play the drums! The electric guitar is a highly respected instrument! I could form a band!"
"You will not be forming a band in this house," Maekar interrupted smoothly, shutting that particular dream down immediately. "Though musical instruction is beneficial for cognitive development. What is your final option?"
Daeron hesitated, looking slightly nervous. He cleared his throat. "Option three... is an off-site, civilian introductory course in mixed martial arts. Specifically, Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu."
Maekar’s violet eyes widened slightly. "Mixed martial arts? You wish to cage-fight?"
"It teaches discipline, Father," Daeron argued passionately. "And self-defense! If I am ever required to navigate the grim, chaotic realities of the public sector—like Aerion currently is—I will need to know how to properly execute a chokehold."
Aerion burst out laughing. "You don't need a chokehold at King’s Row, Daeron! You just need to run away from the chickens!"
"I am simply preparing for all eventualities!" Daeron defended himself, crossing his arms.
Maekar listened to his sons bicker, a strange, warm sensation blooming in his chest. They weren't sitting in silence. They weren't reciting Latin conjugations. They were arguing about electric guitars and cage fighting. It was absurd, and it was entirely normal.
Before Maekar could weigh in on the selection, the doors of the dining room swung open.
Mrs. Vance marched into the room.
She did not look like an elite, highly paid professional caregiver. She looked like a woman pushed to the breaking point. Her grey cardigan was rumpled, her iron-grey hair was slipping out of its severe bun, and her face was pinched into an expression of loathing.
Held awkwardly, against her hip, was one-year-old Aegon.
Aegon was not screaming, but he was currently whining loudly, his face red, his tiny fists batting miserably at Mrs. Vance's shoulder.
Mrs. Vance was focused on the baby. She did not look toward the head of the table. She simply assumed, based on the time of day, that Maekar had already departed for his corporate tower, leaving her alone with the children she so clearly despised.
"Stop your incessant whining, you feral little beast," Mrs. Vance hissed, giving the baby a rough, entirely unnecessary shake that made Aegon let out a sharp cry of distress.
The temperature in the dining room plummeted to zero.
Daeron, Aemon, and Aerion all froze, their eyes darting immediately to their father.
Maekar sat perfectly still. He did not speak. He did not move. But the warm, amused father vanished in a fraction of a millisecond, replaced by a lethal monolith of pure fury.
Mrs. Vance continued her tirade, entirely oblivious to the angry father sitting ten feet away from her. She marched toward the kitchen doors, dragging Aegon along.
"Honestly," Mrs. Vance muttered bitterly, her voice carrying clearly through the quiet room. "I do not know why I tolerate this position. Every single one of you Targaryen boys is inherently defective. Spoiled, arrogant, and completely feral. If it wasn't for the exorbitant salary, I would have walked out months ago. I should have laced your morning bottle with a sedative just to get a moment of peace from this cursed bloodline."
Crack.
The handle of Maekar’s coffee cup snapped clean off in his grip.
Mrs. Vance jumped, letting out a startled gasp as the ceramic shattered against the saucer. She spun around, her eyes flying toward the head of the table.
When she saw Maekar sitting there, his violet eyes black with a rage so profound it seemed to suck the light out of the room, all the blood drained from her face. She turned the color of ash.
"M-Mr. Targaryen," Mrs. Vance stammered, her voice shaking. She instinctively took a step backward, clutching Aegon tighter. "I... I apologize, sir. I was under the impression you had already departed for the office."
Maekar stood up.
He didn't just stand; he rose from his chair with a slow, deliberate menace, unfolding his 6'5" frame until he loomed over the room like a dark storm cloud. He didn't raise his voice. He didn't yell. The terrifying reality of Maekar Targaryen’s wrath was that the angrier he became, the quieter and more perfectly articulated his words grew.
"You would have laced my son's bottle with a sedative," Maekar repeated, his voice a low, vibrating rumble that made the crystal chandelier above the table tremble.
"Sir, it was merely an expression of frustration!" Mrs. Vance pleaded, panic rising in her throat as she realized the catastrophic error she had made. "The boy is difficult! He refused to sleep, he—"
"You referred to my children as defective," Maekar cut her off, stepping out from behind his chair. His shoes were completely silent against the rug as he slowly closed the distance between them. "You referred to them as feral beasts. You laid your hands roughly upon my youngest son."
"I have dedicated three years to this household!" Mrs. Vance shrilled, attempting to mask her terror with defensive indignation. "I have maintained order when you were entirely absent! I am the only one who enforces discipline!"
"You enforce abuse," Maekar stated, stopping just three feet away from her. He looked down at her with a gaze so cold, so devoid of mercy, that she physically cowered.
He reached out, his hands effortlessly extracting the crying Aegon from her grip. He pulled the baby against his chest, cradling the back of the baby's silver head with one hand. Aegon immediately buried his tear-stained face into the lapel of Maekar’s suit, his whining quieting down as he felt the solid, protective presence of his father.
Maekar looked back down at the terrified nanny.
"Your employment with the Targaryen family is terminated. Immediately," Maekar decreed, his voice laced with finality.
Mrs. Vance gasped, her eyes going wide. "You cannot fire me without notice! My contract stipulates—"
"Your contract stipulates that gross misconduct waives all severance and notice periods," Maekar interrupted smoothly, his tone lethal. "You are dismissed. You have exactly ten minutes to gather your personal belongings from your quarters and vacate this estate. If you are not past the iron gates by six-forty-five, I will have my security detail physically throw you onto the street. And if you ever attempt to secure employment within a fifty-mile radius of this city, I will personally ensure your professional reputation is ground into dust."
Mrs. Vance stared at him, her chest heaving, realizing she had lost. The opulent, high-paying job was gone.
Her fear morphed into a spiteful rage. She drew herself up, glaring at the billionaire.
"Fine," she spat, her lip curling into an ugly sneer. "Keep your miserable, broken boys. Good luck finding someone else willing to deal with them, Mr. Targaryen. You're going to need it. Nobody wants to raise your feral children for you."
She turned on her heel and stormed out of the dining room, the doors slamming shut behind her.
The silence that followed was thick and heavy.
Daeron, Aemon, and Aerion sat frozen at the table, staring at their father in awe. They had never, ever seen Maekar defend them like that. He had always taken the side of the tutors, the nannies, the disciplinarians. He had always assumed his sons were the problem.
To see him stand up, claim them, and physically remove an abusive presence from their lives... it was a paradigm shift of huge proportions.
Maekar stood near the door, breathing heavily, focused on soothing the crying boy against his chest. He rubbed Aegon’s back in slow, rhythmic circles, murmuring softly in High Valyrian until the baby’s tears finally subsided into quiet hiccups.
"Daeron," Maekar said softly, turning back to face the table.
Daeron immediately stood up, pushing his chair back. "Yes, Father?"
"Take your brother for a moment," Maekar instructed, walking over and carefully transferring the one-year-old into Daeron’s waiting arms.
Daeron adjusted his grip, bouncing Aegon gently against his hip, shushing the baby with practiced ease.
Maekar took a step back. He looked at Daeron holding the baby. He looked at Aemon and Aerion sitting at the table. He looked at the shattered coffee cup on the floor.
And then, the reality of the situation came crashing down upon him with the force of a falling anvil.
It was six-thirty-five in the morning. He had just fired the daytime nanny. The evening nanny didn't arrive until six o'clock at night. His household manager, Davis, was currently away on bereavement leave.
Maekar was alone with a one-year-old baby.
He had a board meeting at nine-thirty to finalize the supply chain integration of the Tokyo merger. It was a meeting involving sixty different executives across three time zones. He could not cancel it. He couldn't reschedule it. And he certainly couldn't walk into the boardroom holding a baby who liked to throw mashed peas.
"Fuck," Maekar muttered under his breath.
Aerion, who had been watching the entire crisis unfold, saw the panic flash in his father's eyes.
An idea bloomed in Aerion’s mind. He remembered Kat sitting on the blue foam mats yesterday afternoon. I can shoot your dad an email later today... ask him if he’d be willing to bring Egg in for a trial morning.
"Dad," Aerion said, standing up from his chair.
Maekar dragged a hand down his face, looking stressed. "Not now, Aerion. I must contact Larys. I must find an emergency care agency. I have a board meeting—"
"Take him to Kat," Aerion blurted out, cutting his father off.
Maekar stopped. He slowly lowered his hand, his violet eyes locking onto his youngest son. "I beg your pardon?"
"My school," Aerion explained quickly, his words tumbling out in an eager rush. "King’s Row. I told Mrs. Vance the truth yesterday. They have an Early Years wing. It's a nursery. It's big, and it's covered in foam mats, and they do messy play. Kat used to be the nursery teacher. She was down there yesterday."
Maekar stared at the boy. "A public school operates a daycare for infants?"
"Yes!" Aerion nodded enthusiastically. "Kat told me yesterday that she would be willing to take Egg for a trial day. Just to see if he likes the environment. She said the door is always open. You could drop him off with me this morning, and then you could go to your meeting!"
Daeron, who was currently bouncing Aegon on his hip, suddenly stopped. His eyes narrowed, a fierce, indignant flare of jealousy washing over his features.
"Wait a minute," Daeron demanded, his voice rising in outrage. "Aerion gets to go to a school with no uniforms and drum kits. And now Aegon gets to go to a fun nursery with foam mats and finger painting? While I am stuck at St. Jude's writing essays about Roman wheat?!"
"It's just for today, Daeron!" Aerion argued back.
"I don't care!" Daeron yelled, throwing his free hand in the air. "If Aerion and Aegon both get to go to the fun public school, I want to transfer! I demand a transfer! I am the heir, I shouldn't be the only one suffering in a blazer!"
"Nobody is transferring!" Maekar roared, his booming voice instantly silencing the bickering brothers.
He pinched the bridge of his nose, feeling a headache blooming behind his eyes.
A public school nursery. Leaving his one-year-old son in the care of Kat Hart—the chaotic, foul-mouthed woman who wore neon crop tops and stole his cigarettes. It was madness. The liability issues alone were staggering.
But he looked at his watch. 6:40 AM.
He didn't have a choice. He needed a safe place for the child, and despite Kat's eccentricities, Maekar knew, deep down in his bones, that she would protect the boy with her life. She was fiercely empathetic.
"Fine," Maekar grunted, making a split-second, desperate executive decision. "I will email Miss Hart immediately. If her institution can accommodate him on such short notice, Aegon will accompany you today."
"Yes!" Aerion cheered, pumping a fist.
"An email will take too long," Aemon pointed out logically from his seat at the table. "Administrators rarely check their inboxes before eight o'clock, Father. You should call the school directly."
Maekar paused. Aemon was right. An email was too passive for an emergency of this magnitude. He needed immediate confirmation.
Maekar pulled his phone from his pocket. He didn't have Kat’s direct number, but he had the main administrative line for King’s Row Academy saved in his contacts from the initial enrollment paperwork.
"Daeron, take your brother upstairs and pack a bag for him," Maekar ordered, his corporate efficiency returning in full force. "Nappies, changes of clothes, and formula. Aemon, assist him. Aerion, get the boy something to eat that he will not immediately throw at the wall."
The boys mobilized instantly, operating as a cohesive unit. Daeron hurried out of the room with Aegon, Aemon trailing behind him. Aerion ran toward the kitchen to grab a bowl of sliced fruit.
Maekar stood in the center of the dining room, hitting the dial button and pressing the phone to his ear.
The line rang twice before it was picked up.
"King's Row Academy main office, Simone speaking, how can I direct your call?" a flat, deeply bored voice answered, accompanied by the loud popping sound of bubblegum.
"This is Maekar Targaryen," Maekar stated, deploying his most imposing, authoritative tone. "I require an immediate audience with your Headmaster. Connect me."
Simone paused. She recognized the name, and she recognized the power behind the voice. "Uh, right away, sir. Putting you through."
A brief burst of hold music played, before a flustered, breathless voice picked up the line.
"Mr. Targaryen!" Headmaster Jackson stammered, clearly panicked by the early morning call from the billionaire. "Good morning, sir! Is there a problem with Aerion's—"
"Aerion is perfectly fine, Jackson," Maekar cut him off brutally, pacing the length of the rug. "I am calling regarding a sudden logistical emergency within my household. I require immediate placement for my youngest son, Aegon, in your Early Years nursery program. Today. For the full academic block."
There was a long, agonizing silence on the other end of the line.
"A... a nursery program?" Jackson asked, his voice trembling with profound confusion. "Mr. Targaryen, sir, I am terribly sorry, but... King’s Row is a primary and middle school. Our Early Years program begins at age two and a half. We are not legally insured, nor are we staffed, to accommodate an infant. We don't have the cribs, we don't have the changing stations..."
"Do not cite bureaucratic red tape to me, Jackson," Maekar growled, his patience entirely nonexistent. "I need a safe environment for the child. He is one year old. He requires a foam mat, supervision, and basic sustenance. Surely an institution of your size can manage to keep a toddler alive for six hours."
"Sir, it is physically impossible," Jackson pleaded, practically sweating through the phone. "The district regulations are incredibly strict. If the board found out I allowed an uninsured infant onto the premises, I would be terminated immediately. We simply aren't prepped for it."
Maekar stopped pacing. He stared out the large bay windows toward the dark estate grounds. He knew exactly how to dismantle a cowardly administrator. He simply needed to find the man's price.
"I understand your hesitation, Jackson. Liability is a serious concern," Maekar said, his voice dropping into a smooth, incredibly dangerous purr. "However, I would hate for my... dissatisfaction with your institution's flexibility to impact the supplementary administrative donation I was planning to authorize this morning."
The silence on the line was deafening.
Maekar pressed the advantage, twisting the knife. "I had instructed my accountants to wire an additional twenty thousand pounds to the general administrative fund. For infrastructure repairs. It would be a tragedy if those funds were redirected to a private daycare facility simply because you could not make a minor, temporary exception."
He could practically hear the gears grinding in Jackson’s greedy, desperate mind. Twenty thousand pounds. It was a king's ransom for a failing public school. It was enough to fix the roof and upgrade the computers.
"A... an exception," Jackson stammered, the moral high ground crumbling instantly under the weight of the bribe. "Well. When you phrase it like that, Mr. Targaryen. I suppose... in the case of a dire family emergency... we could perhaps manage a temporary, highly supervised visitation. Yes. Yes, we could make an exception."
Maekar rolled his eyes, a sneer of pure disgust curling his lip. Men like Jackson were so painfully predictable.
"Excellent," Maekar said briskly. "There is one condition. Aegon is not to be left in the care of strangers. He is to be placed under the direct, exclusive supervision of Miss Kat Hart."
"Miss Hart?" Jackson asked, genuinely surprised. "But she teaches art classes, sir."
"Then cancel her art classes," Maekar commanded effortlessly, rewriting the school's timetable with a single sentence. "Find a substitute. Put them in the library. I do not care. Miss Hart is to remain in the Early Years wing with my son for the duration of the day."
"Yes, sir. Absolutely, sir," Jackson capitulated immediately, entirely unwilling to risk the twenty grand. "I will inform her the moment she arrives."
"I will authorize the wire transfer immediately. Expect my sons in thirty minutes."
Maekar didn't wait for a goodbye. He hung up the phone, sliding it back into his pocket.
He walked out of the dining room and into the main foyer.
Daeron and Aemon were hurrying down the staircase. Daeron was carrying a black designer diaper bag slung over his shoulder, while Aemon was carefully carrying a fluffy stuffed dragon that belonged to Aegon.
Aerion was standing at the bottom of the stairs, feeding Aegon a piece of sliced banana. The baby was chewing happily, pacified by the attention of his brothers.
Maekar looked at his sons. They had rallied. Without the toxic, abusive presence of the nanny poisoning the atmosphere, they were actually functioning as a cohesive, supportive family unit. It was a stunning realization.
Maekar walked over to Aerion, dropping a hand onto his son's shoulder.
"The arrangements have been made," Maekar said, his voice serious, locking eyes with Aerion. "He will be with Miss Hart in the nursery. But you are to check on him during your recess periods. This school had best keep my little boy safe, Aerion."
Aerion looked up at his father, his eyes determined. He wasn't afraid. He knew Kat.
"I'll make sure he's okay, Dad," Aerion promised, wiping a smear of banana off Egg’s cheek. "I won't let anything happen to him."
Maekar nodded, a sense of trust settling between them. "I know you won't. Now go. Thomas is waiting."
Across the city, in a cramped, brightly painted flat, the harsh, shrill ringing of a phone alarm shattered the quiet morning.
Kat groaned, tangling her legs in her duvet. She blindly swatted at the nightstand, her hand connecting with her phone. She knocked it onto the floor with a loud clatter, but the ringing didn't stop.
It wasn't her alarm. It was a phone call.
She cracked one bleary eye open, peering at the digital clock on her bedside table.
6:45 AM.
"Who the fuck is calling me at quarter to seven?" Kat grumbled, her voice thick and raspy with sleep. She had been up until two in the morning drafting mural blueprints and furiously avoiding thinking about the banter she had shared with a certain billionaire.
She leaned over the edge of the bed, grabbing the phone off the carpet. She squinted at the caller ID.
THE DREAM KILLER
Kat’s blood ran cold. Adrenaline spiked instantly in her veins, burning away the exhaustion. Jackson never called her personal cell phone. If he was calling before seven in the morning, it meant someone was hurt, the school had burned down, or she was finally, officially being fired for insubordination.
She hit accept, pulling the phone to her ear.
"Jackson? What's wrong? Is the school okay?" Kat demanded, sitting up in bed, her silver-white hair tangled in a massive, messy knot around her shoulders.
"The school is fine, Katherine," Jackson’s voice barked through the speaker, sounding breathless, irritated, and incredibly stressed. "I am calling to inform you of a sudden, mandatory adjustment to your timetable for today."
Kat frowned, rubbing her eyes. "An adjustment? Jackson, I have double art first period, and then form time. I can't just—"
"Your art classes have been reassigned to the library for independent study," Jackson cut her off brutally. "You are reporting directly to the Early Years wing the moment you arrive. You will be spending the entirety of your day in the nursery."
"The nursery?" Kat repeated, utterly bewildered. "Why? Did Mrs. Gable quit? I only do Thursdays down there, Jackson, you know my schedule."
"Mrs. Gable is fine. She will manage the older toddlers," Jackson sighed, sounding as though he were actively nursing a migraine. "You, however, have been given a exclusive assignment. You will be providing one-on-one, highly supervised care for a one-year-old infant."
Kat froze. She stared blankly at the wall of her bedroom.
"A one-year-old?" Kat asked, her brain struggling to process the sheer absurdity of the sentence. "Jackson, we are a primary school. We don't take one-year-olds. We aren't insured for babies. Have you lost your mind?"
"I am fully aware of our insurance policies, Katherine," Jackson snapped defensively. "This is an extreme, temporary exception due to a severe family emergency. The child belongs to Maekar Targaryen."
Kat’s breath caught in her throat.
Maekar. Aegon. Aerion had mentioned it yesterday. He had asked if Egg could come to the nursery, and she had offered to email Maekar about a trial day. But she hadn't sent the email yet. She had been too busy fighting a digital war.
"Wait," Kat stammered, pushing her tangled silver hair out of her eyes. "Dictionary Boy... Mr. Targaryen called you? At six-thirty in the morning? To dump his baby on the school?"
"He did. He was highly insistent. And he specifically demanded that the child be placed in your exclusive care," Jackson muttered bitterly. "I attempted to refuse, but he made it very clear that our compliance would result in a twenty-thousand-pound supplementary donation to the general administrative fund."
Kat let out a loud, incredulous gasp. "He bribed you?! He bribed you twenty grand to let me babysit his kid?!"
"It is not a bribe, it is a charitable contribution in a time of need!" Jackson defended himself weakly. "Now listen to me, Katherine. You are to treat that infant like spun glass. If he so much as suffers a minor scratch, or requires a diaper change you cannot execute flawlessly, I will hold you personally responsible."
Kat rubbed her temples, a hysterical smile breaking across her face.
Maekar Targaryen was a madman. He was an absolute lunatic. He had essentially bought the school for the day just to secure a safe place for his son.
"Fine," Kat agreed, falling back against her pillows, exhausted but wildly amused. "I'll take the kid. But I have conditions."
"Conditions? Katherine, you do not have the leverage to demand conditions! The man is donating twenty thousand pounds!"
"Which is going into your administrative fund to fix the roof," Kat countered smoothly, knowing exactly how to play the Headmaster. "That doesn't help me. If I am going to spend my Friday wrangling a baby and dodging dirty nappies, I want hazard pay."
Jackson groaned loudly through the speaker. "What do you want, Katherine?"
"Markl gets his new kiln," Kat stated firmly, a triumphant grin on her face. "You authorize the purchase order for the top-of-the-line ceramic kiln from the district supplier by noon today, or I hand the baby back to Thomas the driver the second he arrives."
There was a long pause on the other end of the line. Jackson was weighing the cost of the kiln against the twenty grand.
"Fine," Jackson hissed, entirely defeated. "The purchase order will be authorized. Just keep the child alive, Katherine."
He hung up the phone without another word.
Kat pulled the phone away from her ear, staring at the black screen.
She let out a laugh, tossing the phone onto the nightstand. She pulled the heavy duvet back over her head, burying her face into the soft pillows.
She had a one-year-old coming to her classroom. She had secured Markl’s kiln. And she was officially enamored with the arrogant, ridiculous man sitting in his glass tower.
"Dictionary Boy," Kat mumbled into the pillow, a fond, exhausted smile on her lips. "You are an absolute nightmare."
She closed her eyes, entirely content, and drifted back to sleep for exactly twenty more minutes.
Kat did not do mornings gracefully at the best of times. But navigating a morning that began with a 6:45 AM extortion scheme involving a billionaire, a Headmaster, and a one-year-old infant required a level of armor that went far beyond her usual dresses or flower-patched dungarees.
If she was going to be forced into emergency daycare duty, she was going to dress for comfort.
She stood in front of her closet, entirely ignoring the racks of vintage dresses and oversized band t-shirts. She reached into the very back, bypassing everything socially acceptable for a woman of twenty-six, and pulled out her ultimate comfort garment.
It was a fleece, pastel-patchwork onesie. It looked exactly like something a brightly colored ragdoll would wear. It was composed of stitched-together squares of baby pink, soft lavender, mint green, and pale yellow, adorned with pastel buttons down the front and heart-shaped patches on the pockets. The crowning glory, however, was the hood. Attached to the top were two floppy bunny ears.
She pulled the onesie on, relishing the soft fleece against her skin. She didn't bother with makeup today. She simply glued down her fiery red lace-front wig, hiding her silver hair, and shoved her clear contacts into her eyes. Behind the lenses, her mismatched eyes glinted with a dangerous, chaotic energy.
"Right," Kat muttered, grabbing her keys and her tote bag. "Let's go fight a bald man."
She drove the Bentley to King’s Row Academy with the same aggressive speed as the day before, pulling into the staff lot with a squeal of tires. She didn't go to her classroom. She didn't go to the pottery studio to harass Markl for tea.
She marched directly into the main administrative building, the platform trainers she had paired with the bunny onesie thudding ominously against the linoleum. The floppy bunny ears bounced with every step she took.
Simone, sitting at the reception desk, looked up. Her jaw dropped slightly, the pink bubblegum freezing mid-chew.
"Kat," Simone breathed, staring at the patchwork pastel monstrosity. "You look like an Easter hallucination."
"I feel like an Easter hallucination, Simone," Kat clipped, not breaking her stride. "Is he in?"
"He's hiding, but yeah," Simone pointed a long acrylic nail toward the Headmaster's door.
Kat didn't knock. She grabbed the handle and shoved the door open with enough force to rattle the picture frames on the walls.
Headmaster Jackson was sitting behind his desk, frantically typing on his computer, likely refreshing the school's bank account page to see if Maekar Targaryen’s twenty-thousand-pound bribe had cleared yet. He looked up, his face draining of color as he took in the furious, pastel-clad art teacher standing in his doorway.
"Katherine," Jackson stammered, holding up a hand defensively. "I explicitly told you on the phone—"
"I don't care what you told me on the phone, Jackson," Kat snapped, marching into the room and slamming the door shut behind her. She planted her hands on the desk, leaning forward so the floppy bunny ears loomed over him. "I am here to discuss the logistical nightmare you have just dropped into my lap."
"It is a single infant, Katherine! You managed a room of fifteen toddlers yesterday!"
"I managed fifteen toddlers in a room designed for toddlers!" Kat shouted, her northern accent sharpening into a lethal blade. "I am currently scheduled to teach back to back art classes today! In a room filled with toxic acrylic paints, craft knives, heavy easels, and open electrical sockets! How exactly am I supposed to balance a one-year-old baby while ensuring thirty teenagers don't accidentally drink turpentine?!"
Jackson swallowed hard, pulling at the collar of his cheap brown suit. "I... I told you, I am canceling your classes. I will place the students in the library for independent study."
"No, you absolutely will not," Kat refused immediately, her mismatched eyes flashing with indignation. "One of my class have a mandatory still-life assessment today. They spent the entire week sourcing objects of deep personal significance from their homes. Aerion literally fought a war with his father to bring his stuffed dragon in. If you cancel their assessment and shove them in the library with a worksheet, they will lose all their momentum. I am teaching my classes."
"Katherine, be reasonable! You cannot teach a art assessment with a baby strapped to your chest!"
"Watch me," Kat hissed. "I can multitask. But that isn't the only problem, is it? Because I also have the Urban Arts after-school club today from three-thirty until five. Aerion is in that club. Does Dictionary Boy expect me to keep the baby until five o'clock? Or is someone coming to collect him at the final bell?"
Jackson looked entirely panicked. "I... I do not know the exact collection parameters."
Kat let out a loud, frustrated groan, throwing her hands in the air. "You don't know the parameters. Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant administrative oversight, Jackson. Fine. Give me his phone number."
Jackson blinked. "Whose phone number?"
"Maekar Targaryen's!" Kat demanded, slapping her hand against the desk. "I need his direct line. I need to know this kid's routine. I need to know when he naps, what he eats, if he has any allergies, and what time he is being collected. I am not flying blind with a infant."
Jackson physically recoiled, shaking his head vehemently. "Absolutely not. I am not disturbing that man. He is currently in the middle of a global corporate board meeting. He made it exceptionally clear that he is not to be interrupted. You will simply have to deal with the situation as it unfolds, Katherine."
Kat stared at the cowardly Headmaster. She looked at his sweating, gleaming bald head, and a slow incredibly petty smile began to curl her lips.
"Deal with it," Kat repeated softly, her voice dropping to a dangerous purr. "Right. I'll deal with it."
She stood up straight, adjusting the pastel patchwork sleeves of her onesie. She began to mentally catalog all the ways she could make Jackson’s life a living hell over the next week. She could accidentally leave the chicken coop open during his lunch duty. She could encourage her senior children to practice their abstract mural painting exclusively on the exterior wall of his office. She could orchestrate a complete, school-wide strike of the arts department.
And as for Maekar Targaryen... she had an entire arsenal of petty revenge planned for him.
"I am leaving this office," Kat announced, turning on her heel. "I am going to teach my classes. I am going to keep that baby alive. But mark my words, Jackson, you are going to regret the day you sold my sanity for twenty grand."
"Katherine, wait—"
Kat didn't wait. She marched out of the office, slamming the door behind her with a deafening CRASH that made Simone jump in her seat.
She stormed down the yellow brick road, her brain firing on all cylinders. She pushed the door of her classroom open. It was a disaster zone of creativity. It was fundamentally not safe for a one-year-old.
She turned and sprinted across the hall, throwing the pottery studio doors open.
Markl was sitting at his desk, drinking tea. He looked up, taking in the pastel bunny onesie and the look of unhinged determination on her face.
"Markl. Drop the tea. Emergency baby-proofing. Now," Kat commanded.
Markl didn't ask questions. He took one look at her face, set his mug down, and followed her across the hall.
For the next twenty minutes, the two art teachers operated like a trained frantic military unit.
"All the craft knives, the scissors, and the wire cutters go in the top locked cabinet!" Kat shouted, grabbing handfuls of sharp tools from the communal tables and shoving them into plastic bins.
"I'm securing the acrylics and the turpentine!" Markl yelled back, hauling jugs of toxic chemicals to the highest shelves in the storage cupboard.
They moved with breathless speed. They shoved the paint-splattered wooden desks toward the perimeter of the room, clearing a space in the center of the linoleum floor.
"We need a containment zone," Kat muttered, wiping a bead of sweat from her forehead, her bunny ears flopping wildly. "A designated safe area where the big kids can't accidentally step on him, and he can't crawl away to eat a pastel stick."
Markl looked around the room, assessing the architecture. "We use the desks. We build a fence."
They dragged four of the desks, pushing them together to form a square barricade in the center of the room, facing the backs of the desks inward so the smooth modesty panels created a solid, impenetrable wall.
Kat ran to the back corner of the room, grabbing three massive, squishy beanbags and dragging them into the center of the makeshift desk-fort. She pulled a pile of soft, clean blankets from her spare clothes drawer, layering them over the linoleum to create a plush, padded floor.
"Nap pen is secure," Kat panted, tossing a few clean, brightly colored plush Kreeptures into the center of the fort to act as toys.
Markl dragged a low, sturdy supply table against the back wall, clearing off the construction paper to create a flat surface. "Makeshift changing station. I'll steal a roll of paper towels from the janitor's closet."
Kat stood in the center of the classroom, looking at the bizarre, barricaded desk-fort and the elevated supplies. The room looked entirely chaotic, but it was safe. The gremlins would have to sit around the perimeter to do their still-life drawings, but they would manage.
"Thank you, Markl," Kat breathed, leaning against one of the desks.
"Don't mention it," Markl sighed, adjusting his hat. He looked at her pastel bunny outfit. "I have to ask. What exactly is the sartorial strategy here? Are you attempting to camouflage yourself amongst the toys?"
"I am attempting to maintain my sanity through the medium of fleece," Kat corrected, reaching into the pocket of the onesie. She pulled out the silver Sobranie cigarette case and her lighter. "I need five minutes before the Targaryen circus arrives. Come outside with me so I can rant."
Markl followed her out the fire door and into the misty morning air of the staff parking lot.
Kat popped the silver case open, pulling out one of Maekar’s impossibly expensive black cigarettes. She lit it, taking a deep drag, blowing the smoke out into the grey sky.
"He is an unbelievable idiot," Kat fumed, pacing back and forth on the damp asphalt, her trainers thudding loudly. "He just drops his infant on a public school with zero warning, zero instructions, and zero regard for the logistics of my day. Does he think babies are just houseplants? You just set them in a corner and occasionally water them?"
"He's a billionaire, Kat," Markl reasoned calmly, leaning against the brick wall. "He likely hasn't spent more than ten consecutive minutes alone with the child since it was born. He has nannies for this."
"Well, his nannies clearly quit, which doesn't surprise me considering the man communicates exclusively in threats and High Valyrian!" Kat snapped, pulling her phone from her pocket. "I am not letting him get away with this. If Jackson won't disturb him, I bloody well will."
She unlocked her phone, opening her email. She furiously typed out a message to the email address she had been bantering with yesterday. She didn't use polite corporate jargon. She didn't play a game.
To: Maekar Targaryen
Subject: What The Fuck Is Wrong With You?
Are you actually insane? You dropped a one-year-old on a school art department with no warning and no routine?! I have thirty teenagers wielding charcoal and scissors today, Maekar! You do not get to just throw money at a Headmaster and assume the logistics magically sort themselves out.
I need his nap schedule. I need to know what he eats. I need to know when he is being collected. Answer this email immediately, or I swear to god I will teach the baby how to swear in a northern accent before you get him back.
She hit send with a vicious, angry tap of her thumb.
She took another drag of the cigarette, her chest heaving with frustration.
"Feel better?" Markl asked dryly.
Before Kat could answer, the smooth, heavy purr of an expensive engine cut through the morning air.
Turning the corner into the staff parking lot, gliding smoothly over the cracked asphalt, was the Targaryen town car.
Kat’s spine stiffened. She dropped the half-smoked cigarette onto the ground, crushing it out violently beneath the heel of her trainer.
The car pulled to a halt near the fire doors. The rear door opened, and Aerion stepped out into the cold air.
He was wearing the grey tie-dye hoodie, his backpack slung over his shoulder. He looked nervous, his eyes darting toward Kat. He gave a small, hesitant wave.
Kat instantly dropped the furious expression. She forced a warm, welcoming smile onto her face, refusing to let Aerion feel the brunt of her anger toward his father.
"Morning, Duck!" Kat called out, walking over to the car.
Markl followed close behind. "I'll grab the baby bag, Kat. Get the perimeter set up inside."
Thomas, the driver, had already stepped out of the front seat. He hurried around to the opposite side of the car, opening the rear door and carefully unbuckling a heavy, expensive-looking infant car seat.
Inside the car seat, bundled in a thick, dark wool coat, was one-year-old Aegon. The baby had striking, spun-glass silver hair starting to stubble and enormous, solemn violet eyes. He looked exactly like a miniature, slightly confused version of his father.
"Hello, Thomas," Kat greeted the driver, her tone polite but laced with underlying tension. "Aerion, head inside with Mr. Markl. He'll show you where to put your things."
"Okay," Aerion nodded, scurrying past them and into the warmth of the building.
Thomas lifted the car seat out, turning to face Kat. He took in the pastel patchwork bunny onesie, the heavy platform boots, and the mismatched purple and brown eyes. The driver blinked, entirely bewildered by the visual assault, but he maintained his professional composure.
"Good morning, Miss Hart," Thomas said, offering a tight, apologetic smile. "I must convey Mr. Targaryen’s apologies for the suddenness of this arrangement. It was... an unforeseen emergency."
"I gathered," Kat said flatly, stepping closer to peer into the car seat. Aegon stared back at her, chewing thoughtfully on his own fist. "Right, Thomas. I need the debrief. What time does he usually nap? Does he take a bottle before sleep? What are his safe snacks?"
Thomas froze. He looked down at the baby, and then he looked back up at Kat, a uncomfortable flush creeping up his neck.
"I... I am afraid I do not possess that information, Miss Hart," Thomas admitted, his voice apologetic. "I am merely the transport coordinator. The children's schedules are strictly managed by the household care staff. And, as of six-thirty this morning, the daytime caregiver is no longer employed by the estate."
Kat stared at him. "You don't know."
"I do not."
Kat turned her head, looking through the open door of the school. "Aerion! Come back here a sec!"
Aerion jogged back out into the cold air. "Yeah?"
"Duck, what time does Egg usually take his morning nap?" Kat asked urgently.
Aerion frowned, his brow furrowing as he thought about it. "I... I don't really know, Kat. I'm usually at school. Or locked in the study with my tutors. Mrs. Vance just took him away when he cried."
Kat closed her eyes, taking a long, slow, deep breath to prevent herself from screaming loud enough to shatter the acoustic glass of the car. Nobody knew. The billionaire had fired the nanny and essentially tossed the baby into the wind, hoping a public school teacher would figure it out via trial and error.
"Right," Kat said, opening her eyes. The maternal warmth vanished, replaced by a cold, uncompromising authority. She looked directly at Thomas. "Give me the number."
Thomas took a step back, clutching the handle of the car seat. "Miss Hart?"
"Maekar’s direct cellular number," Kat demanded, holding out her paint-stained hand. "I know Jackson refused to call him. But I am not Jackson. If I am keeping this child alive today, I am speaking directly to the man responsible for him. Give me the number, Thomas."
"I cannot do that, Miss," Thomas stammered, looking genuinely terrified. "Mr. Targaryen is currently in a global board meeting. He is finalizing a multi-national corporate merger. He explicitly instructed me—"
Kat stepped forward, entirely invading the driver's personal space. The floppy bunny ears on her hood did absolutely nothing to diminish the lethal intensity of her mismatched eyes. She glared up at the taller man, her lips pulling back into a fierce sneer.
"Thomas," Kat whispered, her voice a dangerous, razor-sharp purr. "You are going to give me that number. Or I am going to hand this car seat back to you, and you can take this baby into that global board meeting and let Maekar change the nappies himself while he acquires foreign assets. Make your choice."
Thomas looked at the furious art teacher. He looked at the baby. He knew, with absolute certainty, that if he walked into the executive suite of Targaryen Enterprises holding a one-year-old, Maekar would personally throw him out the sixtieth-story window.
Thomas swallowed hard, his loyalty to his boss cracking under the force of Kat’s threat.
"Zero-seven-seven-zero-zero," Thomas quickly recited, his voice shaking slightly. "Nine-zero-zero-four-two-one."
Kat didn't break eye contact as she pulled her phone from her pocket and tapped the numbers into her keypad.
"You're a diamond, Thomas," Kat said smoothly, her terrifying glare vanishing instantly. She reached out, taking the heavy car seat from his trembling hands. "Have a lovely morning. We'll take it from here."
"G-good luck, Miss Hart," Thomas stuttered, practically diving back into the driver's seat of the car and throwing it into reverse.
Kat hauled the car seat into the building, Aerion trailing nervously behind her.
As soon as they were inside the warm, lavender-scented hallway, Kat set the car seat down on a bench and expertly unbuckled the straps. She lifted Aegon out, settling the squirming one-year-old onto her hip.
Aegon immediately grabbed a fistful of the pink fleece on Kat’s shoulder, staring at her mismatched eyes in wide fascination.
"Hello, little dragon," Kat cooed softly, her voice melting into a high-pitched, incredibly sweet, maternal tone. She bounced him gently on her hip. "Aren't you a gorgeous boy? Yes, you are. You're so handsome."
Aegon blinked, entirely captivated by the strange, colorful woman bouncing him.
Kat kept cooing at the baby, her face a picture of adoration, even as she raised her phone to her ear and hit the dial button.
The phone rang once. Twice.
Click.
"This is Maekar Targaryen," the deep, gravelly, incredibly impatient voice barked through the speaker. It sounded exactly as it had in the Velvet Lounge—arrogant, commanding, and unwilling to be interrupted. "I am in the middle of a board meeting. Who is this?"
Kat didn't drop the sweet, high-pitched baby voice. She stared lovingly into Aegon’s wide violet eyes, tickling his chin with her free hand.
"Yes, you're a perfect little angel, aren't you?" Kat cooed loudly into the receiver, making Aegon giggle. "And do you know what we're going to do today, Egg? We're going to paint a beautiful picture, and then we're going to track down your daddy, and I am going to violently murder him with my bare hands! Yes, I am! Who's going to be an orphan? You are!"
There was a dead, horrified silence on the other end of the line.
In the executive boardroom of Targaryen Enterprises, surrounded by sixty terrified executives and a digital presentation on shipping logistics, Maekar Targaryen sat completely frozen. He stared straight ahead, his eyes wide, the phone pressed hard against his ear.
He recognized the thick, northern accent immediately. He recognized the unapologetic audacity.
"Kat?" Maekar asked, his voice dropping into a shocked, breathless whisper, entirely forgetting the sixty executives staring at him. "Is there... is there a specific reason you are calling my private line to issue death threats via baby-talk?"
"Oh, I can think of several reasons, Dictionary Boy," Kat snapped, instantly dropping the sweet voice and shifting into a furious, rapid-fire rant.
Markl stepped out of the art room, taking the giggling Aegon from Kat’s arms. "I'll get him sorted with some breakfast fruit, Kat. You finish your assassination."
Kat nodded, pacing the empty hallway, the floppy bunny ears bouncing with every furious step.
"You absolute, unmitigated idiot!" Kat yelled into the phone, entirely uncaring that someone might heard down the hall. "You cannot just throw money at a school and dump an infant in a art classroom! You didn't leave a schedule! You didn't leave a routine! Does he have allergies?! When does he nap?!"
"I..." Maekar stammered, the corporate titan entirely reduced to rubble by a furious art teacher. "I do not know his exact nap schedule, Kat. Mrs. Vance managed his daily routine. I was forced to dismiss her this morning for... gross misconduct."
"Then you hire an emergency nanny!" Kat shrieked, throwing her free hand in the air. "You are a billionaire! You could have hired Mary Poppins to parachute into your estate! You do not dump him on me and swan off to a board meeting! You are a father! Your children come first! You should be late for your bloody meeting to ensure your baby is safe!"
Maekar sat in the boardroom, gripping his phone. The executives around the table were exchanging panicked, bewildered glances. Their CEO was currently being dressed down, loudly and aggressively, by a woman with a thick northern accent, and he wasn't hanging up. He was just taking it.
"The meeting was unavoidable," Maekar tried to defend himself, though his voice lacked its usual commanding sting. "The logistics of the Tokyo merger required my immediate presence to prevent a catastrophic stock devaluation. I knew that leaving him in your care was the safest, most secure option available on short notice. I trust you."
Kat stopped pacing. The unexpected vulnerability of his admission—I trust you—hit her like a physical blow, momentarily derailing her fury. He hadn't dumped Aegon on the school to be malicious. He had panicked. He had fired an abusive nanny to protect his kids, and he had sent his youngest son to the only person in the city he genuinely trusted to keep him safe.
But Kat was too stressed, too caffeinated, and too annoyed by his lack of basic parental knowledge to let him off the hook entirely.
"You trust me," Kat repeated, her voice dripping with dry, bitter sarcasm. "Brilliant. Wonderful. Since you trust me so much, tell me what he eats for breakfast. Tell me if he prefers a pacifier or a blanket when he sleeps."
"I... I am not entirely certain," Maekar admitted, the shame evident in his deep rumble. "Mrs. Vance handled the—"
"If you say 'Mrs. Vance handled it' one more time, Maekar, I am going to march down to that corporate tower and strangle you with your own silk tie," Kat hissed venomously. "You are a useless, arrogant dinosaur. I will figure it out myself. Go back to your precious stock market."
"Kat, wait—"
Kat didn't wait. She hit the red 'end call' button with enough force to nearly crack the screen.
She stood in the hallway, her chest heaving, the adrenaline of the confrontation slowly fading into exhaustion. She dropped her phone into the pocket of her pastel onesie and took a slow, deep breath, trying to corral the furious energy buzzing in her veins.
She pushed the door of her classroom open and stepped inside.
Markl had settled Aegon onto the mats in the center of the makeshift desk-fort. The baby was sitting happily, mashing a piece of soft banana into his own cheek. Aerion was sitting cross-legged next to him, building a small tower out of plastic blocks.
Kat walked over, slipping her trainers off and leaving them by the door. She padded across the linoleum in her socks, stepping over the barricade of desks, and sank down onto the soft blankets next to the baby.
She let out a shuddering exhale, pulling her knees up to her chest.
Aegon looked at her. He dropped his piece of banana, his wide eyes studying her face. With a sudden, uncoordinated lunge, the one-year-old launched himself forward, crawling across the blankets and practically throwing his little body into Kat’s lap.
Kat gasped softly in surprise. She immediately wrapped her arms around the baby, pulling him flush against her chest.
She buried her face into Aegon’s soft silver hair. The baby smelled of expensive baby lotion and crushed bananas. It was a soft innocent scent.
Kat closed her eyes, hugging the toddler tightly. The furious, burning anger that had consumed her after the phone call melted away instantly, replaced by a wave of calm. She rocked him gently back and forth, entirely at peace in the center of the art room.
Aerion, sitting a few feet away, watched her. He frowned, deeply confused by the sudden, dramatic shift in her mood.
"Kat?" Aerion asked softly, tilting his head. "Why are you hugging Egg like that? I thought you were really angry at my dad."
Kat didn't open her eyes. She just pressed a soft kiss to the top of Aegon’s head. "I am furious at your dad, Duck. He's an idiot. But babies calm me down. It’s impossible to stay mad when you're holding something this small and perfect."
Markl, who was standing by the sinks organizing a tray of charcoal pencils, let out a fond, teasing chuckle.
"It's a biological woman thing, Aerion," Markl explained smoothly, leaning against the counter. "The smell of a baby literally tickles the oxytocin receptors in her brain into submission. It's a chemical override for her anger issues."
"Shut up, Markl," Kat murmured, though there was no real heat in it. She pulled back slightly, looking down at Aegon’s chubby face, wiping a smear of banana off his nose with her thumb.
Aerion looked at his baby brother, and then he looked at Kat. A sad expression crossed his young face.
"That's not true," Aerion said quietly, picking up a plastic block and turning it over in his hands. "Mrs. Vance didn't like him. She never hugged him. She just yelled at him to stop crying, and she called him a feral beast this morning. She hated him."
Kat’s blood ran cold. The remaining anger she held toward Maekar instantly evaporated, replaced by a sickening realization of exactly why the billionaire had panicked and fired the nanny so abruptly. The woman had been abusing them.
Kat pulled Aegon tighter against her chest, a primal protectiveness flaring in her eyes.
"Then Mrs. Vance is a miserable, stupid, cold-hearted witch who doesn't know how lucky she was," Kat declared, her voice ringing with conviction.
She looked down at Aegon, shifting her tone back into that high-pitched, incredibly sweet, maternal coo that babies adored.
"Because you are a beautiful boy, aren't you, Egg?" Kat cooed loudly, bouncing the toddler on her knees until he erupted into a fit of watery, delighted giggles. "Yes, you are! You're a brilliant, perfect, genius of a baby! You're going to be my little artist today, aren't you? We're going to paint a masterpiece, and you are going to be so, so loved!"
Aegon babbled happily, reaching up with sticky fingers to grab one of the floppy bunny ears attached to Kat’s hood, entirely captivated by the strange woman holding him.
Aerion watched them. He watched the way Kat looked at his brother with adoration. He watched the way Egg relaxed into her arms, safe and entirely content.
It was the most beautiful thing Aerion had ever seen.
Slowly, carefully, Aerion reached into the pocket of his dark grey tie-dye hoodie. He pulled out his phone. He didn't reach for the burner phone Leo had given him. He wanted his father to see this.
He opened the camera app, switching it to video mode.
He held the phone up, keeping it hidden behind his knees, and hit record.
He filmed Kat, sitting in the center of the blanket fort in her absurd pastel patchwork bunny onesie, her mismatched purple and brown eyes shining with joy as she bounced the giggling, silver-haired baby on her lap, whispering constant, loving praises to him.
Aerion stopped the recording after fifteen seconds.
He opened his messaging app, selecting his father's contact. He attached the video file, and quickly typed out a single, reassuring sentence.
Egg is going to be fine, Dad. Don't worry.
He hit send.
He slipped the phone back into his pocket and crawled across the foam mats, joining Kat and his baby brother in the center of the fortress.
The klaxon blared through the school, signaling the start of the day. The gremlins were about to arrive.
"Right, Mr. Assistant," Kat smiled, looking at Aerion as the door began to creak open. "Let's show these teenagers how a real artist commands a room."
Aerion grinned, grabbing a plastic block. He was entirely ready.
The door to the art room swung open with its usual, familiar squeak, signaling the arrival of the morning stampede.
Aerion was sitting cross-legged on the mats in the center of the barricaded desk-fort, a bright red plastic block clutched in his hand. Aegon was sitting next to him, happily gnawing on a completely different block, entirely unfazed by the sudden shift in his environment.
The first wave of Kat form class poured into the room, their voices loud and chaotic, completely ready to complain about their upcoming chemistry quiz.
Sal was the first one through the door. She opened her mouth to shout a greeting to Kat, but the words died in her throat.
She stopped dead in her tracks, her jaw dropping open.
The entire layout of the room had been altered. The desks were shoved into a square in the center, acting as a barricade. The dangerous tools and paints were entirely absent from the lower shelves.
And standing next to the barricade, wearing a pastel patchwork fleece onesie complete with floppy bunny ears, was her protective form tutor.
"Miss," Sal breathed, her eyes wide. "What... what has happened to the room?"
"And what are you wearing?" Benji added, popping up behind Sal, staring at the bunny ears in bewilderment.
Before Kat could answer, Leo pushed past them, his eyes immediately drawn to the center of the desk-fort. He saw Aerion sitting on the foam mats, which wasn't unusual.
But then he saw the tiny, silver-haired baby sitting next to him.
"Whoa," Leo gasped, pointing a finger. "Aerion, mate, did you bring a baby to school?"
The rest of the form class filtered in, the noise level dropping drastically as thirty preteens collectively realized there was a literal infant in the art room. They crowded around the edges of the desk barricade, staring down at Aegon with a mixture of intense curiosity and mild terror.
Aegon, who was unaccustomed to being the center of attention for thirty strangers, stopped chewing on his block. His lower lip began to tremble, his eyes scanning the towering teenagers looming over him.
"Right, back up, you lot!" Kat commanded, stepping forward and waving her hands to herd the kids away from the edge of the barricade. "Give him some space! You're crowding him!"
The students hastily took a collective step backward, giving the baby room to breathe.
"Grab a beanbag, sit on a desk, or find a patch of floor," Kat instructed, her voice firm but lacking its usual biting sarcasm. "Today is... obviously a bit different. We have a very special guest."
The kids scrambled to find seats around the perimeter of the room, keeping their voices hushed.
"This is Aegon," Kat announced, gesturing toward the toddler. "He is Aerion’s little brother, and he is going to be my official co-pilot for the day. Which means I want absolutely zero nonsense from any of you unless that nonsense is specifically designed to make this little boy laugh. Do we have an understanding?"
"Yes, miss," a chorus of thirty hushed voices replied immediately.
"Good," Kat nodded, her mismatched eyes scanning the room. "The end-of-day still-life assessment is still happening. We're just going to be executing it slightly differently. It will be a still-life/indoor picnic. We'll make it work."
A few of the girls in the class, particularly Maya and Sarah, couldn't resist the overwhelming pull of a cute baby. They crept closer to the edge of the desk-fort, offering soft, cooing noises and wiggling their fingers at Aegon.
"Hi, Aegon," Maya whispered, offering a bright smile. "Aren't you adorable?"
Aegon blinked, clutching his plastic block tighter. He looked overwhelmed, shrinking slightly closer to Aerion’s side. He wasn't used to friendly strangers. He was used to the cold, sterile silence of the estate.
Kat noticed the baby's mounting anxiety instantly. She needed to break the tension.
"Leo, do me a favor," Kat called out. "Connect to the Bluetooth speaker and put the 'Morning Anarchy' playlist on. But keep the volume at a manageable level, please. I don't want to blow his tiny eardrums out."
"On it, K," Leo nodded, going to connect music up with the speaker to her laptop.
A second later, the upbeat, driving rhythm of a pop-punk track filled the room. It wasn't deafening, but it was loud enough to drown out the awkward silence and establish a comfortable baseline of noise.
The kids looked confused. But Kat didn't care. She cared about distraction.
She stepped over the desk barricade, her socks landing softly on the blankets. She walked into the center of the fort and scooped Aegon up from the mats, settling him securely against her hip.
Aegon let out a tiny, startled squeak, his hands immediately grabbing fistfuls of the soft pastel fleece of her onesie.
"Right then, little dragon," Kat cooed, bouncing him gently to the beat of the music. "Let's show these miserable lot how to actually start a Friday."
Without any warning, Kat began to ridiculously dance.
She didn't do a TikTok trend. She simply bounced, spun in slow circles, and exaggeratedly swayed her hips to the music, making sure the floppy bunny ears on her hood flopped wildly around her face.
Aegon stared at her for a split second, completely bewildered by the sudden movement. And then, as the bunny ears smacked Kat gently in the face, the toddler erupted.
A loud shriek of pure delighted laughter tore its way out of Aegon’s chest. He kicked his little legs against her hip, waving his arms in the air, his eyes shining with joy.
"Dance party!" Benji yelled from the back of the room, immediately jumping up from his beanbag and throwing his arms in the air, completely off-beat.
The tension in the room shattered instantly. Several other students joined in, swaying and laughing at the absurdity of their art teacher bouncing a baby around the room in a pastel bunny suit.
Aerion, sitting on the foam mats, didn't join the dance party. He was entirely mesmerized by the sight of his baby brother. He had never, in his entire life, heard Egg laugh that hard. The toddler was practically vibrating with happiness, burying his face into Kat’s shoulder and giggling uncontrollably every time she spun him around.
Aerion reached into his pocket, pulling his phone out. He didn't hesitate. He opened the camera app, switched to video mode, and hit record.
He filmed Kat spinning in a slow circle, the pastel patchwork flashing in the morning light, her mismatched eyes crinkled with unfeigned joy as Aegon laughed so hard he gave himself the hiccups.
Aerion stopped the recording, immediately attaching the file to a message to his father.
See? He loves it here. He hit send, slipping the phone back into his pocket, a proud smile spreading across his face.
The song faded out, transitioning into a slower, acoustic track. Kat slowed her bouncing, eventually coming to a halt in the center of the fort, panting slightly.
"Right, that's enough cardio for a Friday," Kat laughed. "Are we feeling a bit braver now, Egg? Yes, we are."
Aegon babbled happily, entirely relaxed against her chest.
"Actually," Kat said, her eyes widening as she remembered something. "Guess what I found for you, little dragon? I think we need a wardrobe change. That wool coat looks incredibly itchy."
She walked over to her tote bag, resting on one of the barricade desks, and dug into the depths of it. She pulled out a small, folded piece of fabric.
She shook it out. It was a miniature, baby-sized fleece onesie. It was made of exactly the same pastel patchwork material as her own outfit, complete with tiny, floppy bunny ears attached to the hood.
"Oh my god," Sal gasped from her seat on a desk, clutching her chest. "That is the cutest thing I have ever seen."
"I know, right?" Kat grinned, holding the tiny onesie up against Aegon’s small frame. "This will be much more comfortable for rolling around on the floor."
She looked at the thirty kids watching her.
"Right, you lot. Behave yourselves. I am going to execute a nappy change and an outfit swap," Kat announced, carrying Aegon toward the makeshift changing station Markl had set up at the back of the room. "If anyone touches the charcoal pastels while my back is turned, I will fail you all out of spite."
The class laughed, settling into their seats as Kat focused on wrestling the toddler out of his expensive, restrictive clothing.
Aerion stayed in the center of the desk-fort, organizing the plastic blocks.
Leo hopped over the barricade, dropping down onto the mats next to him. The older boy crossed his legs, leaning in close.
"Mate," Leo whispered, his brow furrowed in deep confusion. "What the actual fuck is going on? Why is your baby brother here?"
"My dad fired his nanny this morning," Aerion explained quietly, keeping an eye on Kat at the back of the room. "She was awful. And he had a board meeting he couldn't miss, so he bribed the Headmaster to let Egg stay with Kat for the day."
Leo’s eyebrows shot up. "He bribed Jackson? With what, a new car?"
"I don't know," Aerion shrugged. "But Jackson cancelled Kat’s classes so she could watch him."
Leo nodded slowly, absorbing the information. "Right. Okay. That makes sense, knowing your dad. But no, I meant... what the fuck is with the bunny outfit?!"
Aerion looked over his shoulder at Kat, who was currently struggling to pull the pastel fleece over Aegon’s kicking legs. "I have no idea. She was wearing it when I got here. Maybe she just likes bunnies?"
"It's a sensory thing," a quiet voice chimed in from the other side of the barricade.
Aerion and Leo looked up. Jessica was leaning over the desk, her chin resting on her crossed arms.
"What do you mean?" Leo asked.
"The onesie," Jessica explained, gesturing toward Kat. "It's got bright, contrasting pastel colors, and the patches are all different shapes—hearts, squares, circles. And the fleece is textured. It’s designed to draw a baby's attention and keep them visually stimulated, whilst also being soft enough to cuddle against."
Jessica smiled fondly, adjusting her glasses. "She wore it on her first day here, few years ago. We all thought she was completely insane."
"Ohhh," Leo breathed, a look of realization dawning on his face. "Yeah, I remember that now. I remember my mum telling me the nursery teacher looked like she escaped from a cartoon. It's actually brilliant."
Aerion looked back at Kat. She wasn't just eccentric for the sake of being eccentric. Everything she did—the clothes, the loud music, the chaotic dancing—was calculated, deeply empathetic strategy to make the kids in her care feel safe and entertained.
"There we go! Look at this handsome little lad!"
Kat turned around, holding Aegon up proudly.
The transformation was perfection. Aegon was no longer wearing his stiff, itchy wool coat. He was fully encased in the tiny, pastel patchwork bunny onesie. The hood was pulled up over his head, the floppy ears framing his chubby, giggling face. His eyes looked massive and incredibly bright against the soft colors.
He looked exactly like a matching, miniature version of Kat.
A collective, entirely genuine "Awwww!" echoed through the classroom.
"Miss, why do you just randomly have a matching baby outfit in your bag?" Sarah asked, leaning forward on her stool.
Kat walked back into the center of the fort, setting Aegon down onto the mats.
"I made it," Kat explained casually, adjusting the baby's hood. "I sewed it a few months ago for a mate’s kid, but I completely forgot to post it to them. It’s been sitting at the bottom of my tote bag ever since. I figured it might fit this little man today. It’s a bit big, but we can deal with it, can't we, Egg?"
Aegon giggled, grabbing one of the floppy bunny ears attached to his own head and stuffing it into his mouth, gnawing on the soft fleece happily.
Kat smiled, an incredibly warm expression.
Aerion, seizing the opportunity, quickly pulled his phone from his pocket again. He snapped a high-resolution photograph of Kat and Aegon sitting on the mats, entirely matching in their pastel bunny suits, looking incredibly happy.
He sent the photo to his father without a caption.
"Miss," Leo asked suddenly, a mischievous glint in his eye. "Are those weird, knitted bunny hats you made for the school play last year still in the storage cupboard?"
Kat looked up, her brow furrowing in confusion. "Yeah, they should be in the prop box on the bottom shelf. Why?"
"Benji, grab the box!" Leo ordered, pointing toward the back of the room.
Benji didn't hesitate. He vaulted over a desk and sprinted into the storage cupboard. A few seconds later, he emerged carrying a large plastic crate overflowing with brightly colored, hand-knitted beanies, each adorned with two long, floppy, slightly lopsided bunny ears.
"I want to be a bunny," Leo declared, grabbing a bright blue hat from the box and shoving it onto his head.
The classroom erupted. Kids swarmed the box, entirely abandoning their cool, detached personas. Within two minutes, half the form class was wearing ridiculous, colorful bunny hats, laughing hysterically at how absurd they looked.
"Group photo! We need a group photo!" Sal demanded, pulling her phone out and waving her arms. "Everyone, around the fort! Get in!"
Thirty kids wearing bunny hats scrambled to form a semi-circle around the barricade of desks, leaning in close.
"Right, Kat, make sure Egg's face isn't pointing at the camera," Sal instructed professionally, framing the shot. "Don't want to violate any privacy rules. Just get his little bunny body in the shot!"
Kat laughed, easily twisting Aegon around so his back was to the camera, his floppy ears clearly visible. She looked up, her eyes shining with amusement, and threw up a peace sign.
"Say carrots!" Sal yelled.
"Carrots!" the class chorused loudly.
Click.
The flash went off.
As the class dispersed, laughing over the photo on Sal’s phone, Aerion hesitated. He looked at Kat, who was currently trying to extract a plastic block from Aegon’s mouth.
"Kat?" Aerion asked quietly, his voice barely audible over the chatter.
"Yeah, Duck?" Kat asked, looking up.
"Can I... can I have one? Just of us?" Aerion asked, gesturing vaguely to Kat and his baby brother.
Kat’s expression softened completely. She understood exactly what he was asking for. He wanted proof of this morning. He wanted a record of the moment his two worlds—the suffocating reality of his family and the chaotic sanctuary of his school—had safely, wonderfully collided.
"Course you can, mate," Kat smiled, shifting Aegon onto her lap. "Come here. Squish in."
Aerion crawled across the mats, pressing himself tightly against Kat’s side. He pulled his phone out, switching the camera to selfie mode.
Kat leaned her head down, her red hair brushing against Aerion’s silver hair. She puffed her cheeks out, making a ridiculous, exaggerated popping noise.
Aegon immediately burst into a fit of delighted giggles, turning his head to look at her.
At the exact moment the baby laughed, Aerion smiled—a unburdened beam of pure happiness—and hit the capture button.
He pulled the phone back, looking at the image on the screen. It was perfect. Kat in her pastel onesie, Egg laughing in his matching outfit, and Aerion, surrounded by color and joy, looking like a completely normal kid with a bunny hat.
"Thank you," Aerion whispered, his throat tight with emotion as he locked the phone.
"You're welcome, chuck," Kat murmured, bumping her shoulder affectionately against his.
She stood up, brushing down the front of her fleece onesie, and raised her voice to address the class.
"Right, listen up, gremlins!" Kat called out, her tone shifting back into professional gear. "I am effectively tethered to this desk-fort for the rest of the day. If there is a fire, an earthquake, or an emotional crisis requiring immediate intervention... you go find Markl first. Do not make me trek this baby across the school unless it is life or death. Understood?"
"Yes, miss!" the class agreed readily.
Just as the words left her mouth, the loud, grating klaxon of the warning bell blared through the school, signaling the imminent start of first period.
Aegon jumped violently in Kat’s arms, startled by the harsh noise. His lower lip immediately began to tremble.
"Oh, no you don't," Kat said quickly, immediately puffing her cheeks out again and making a loud, ridiculous PBBBT sound with her lips to distract him. "It's just the loud bird, Egg! The loud bird is telling the big kids to go away!"
Aegon blinked, the tears stalling, and let out a hesitant giggle.
The kids gathered their bags, offering quick waves and quiet goodbyes as they filed out of the classroom, heading for their respective morning blocks.
Aerion lingered by the door. He didn't have to leave. Because of the confrontation with Mrs. Vance yesterday, Jackson had officially decreed that Aerion would spend his English periods doing independent study in Kat’s room.
He slung his bag onto a desk near the back, feeling incredibly lucky.
A few minutes later, the door swung open again.
A horde of Year Three students—eight and nine-year-olds—poured into the room, their voices high-pitched and excited.
They stopped dead, staring at the desk barricade, the mats, and their art teacher wearing a pastel bunny suit.
"Miss!" a little boy gasped, pointing a finger. "You're a rabbit!"
"I am a rabbit, Liam, well spotted," Kat grinned, fully committing to the bit. "And I have brought a baby rabbit with me today."
The children swarmed the edges of the desk-fort, cooing loudly as they spotted Aegon sitting on the mats. Aegon, who was currently attempting to stack two plastic blocks together, looked up at the sea of faces, entirely overwhelmed once again.
"Right, back up, you lot!" Kat ordered, holding her hands up. She needed to set boundaries immediately. "This is Aegon. He is our special guest today. But he is very small, and he gets scared easily. So, I have some very strict rules for today's lesson."
The children fell silent, staring at her with wide eyes.
"Rule number one," Kat announced, holding up a single finger. "Nobody crosses the desk barricade. This fort is a designated baby zone. If you need something from the center of the room, you ask Aerion to fetch it for you."
Kat pointed to Aerion, who was sitting at his desk. Aerion sat up a little straighter, feeling a sudden, proud surge of responsibility. He was the official gatekeeper.
"Rule number two," Kat continued, holding up a second finger. "We are working with watercolors today. If I catch a single drop of paint flying toward this baby, I will personally turn you into a canvas. Understand?"
"Yes, Miss Hart!" the Year Threes chorused eagerly.
"Brilliant," Kat beamed, adjusting the floppy bunny ears on her hood. "Now, grab your aprons and find a seat. We are painting landscapes today, and I want to see some serious Bob Ross energy!"
As the children scrambled to gather their supplies, Aerion watched Kat.
She wasn't stressed. She wasn't overwhelmed. She was effortlessly, masterfully commanding a room of thirty chaotic children while simultaneously ensuring the safety and happiness of a one-year-old little boy.
Aerion opened his English textbook, pulling a pen from his bag. He had an essay to write.
But as he listened to the low hum of chatter, the splashing of water in plastic cups, and the occasional, delighted giggle from his baby brother in the center of the room... Aerion knew he wasn't going to get much reading done.
He was far too busy enjoying the show.
Notes:
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Chapter 15: Chapter Fifteen: The High Honor of the Fridge
Summary:
In which Maekar conquers the "Pastel Abyss" and Baelor witnesses a retail miracle.
Song recommendation for this chapter -
Kooks – David Bowie
Notes:
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Conference Room A, located on the sixty-fourth floor of the Targaryen Enterprises corporate tower, was widely considered by industry insiders to be one of the most terrifying rooms on the continent.
It was a large space designed entirely around the concept of psychological domination. The walls were constructed of seamless, frosted acoustic glass, offering no distraction and no escape. The floor was covered in a sound-dampening, charcoal-grey carpet that swallowed the noise of shifting feet and nervous pacing. Dominating the center of the room was a thirty-foot table carved from a single slab of polished black obsidian. It was cold to the touch, relentlessly hard, and unforgiving.
At nine-forty-five in the morning, the room was packed to its maximum capacity.
Twenty of the highest-ranking executives within the Targaryen empire were seated rigidly along the length of the obsidian table. Another dozen senior legal analysts and supply chain directors sat in the secondary row of chairs lining the frosted glass walls. At the far end of the room, a wall-to-wall digital monitor glowed with the crisp, high-definition faces of forty Japanese executives connecting from Tokyo.
This was not a standard operational briefing. This was the final integration phase of the hostile takeover. They were currently dissecting the logistical supply routes of the eastern shipping fleet they had acquired the previous afternoon, identifying redundancies, and preparing to ruthlessly sever thousands of jobs to maximize corporate profit margins.
The air in the room was so thick with tension it practically hummed. The executives present were operating on caffeinated adrenaline and the fear of the man sitting at the head of the table.
Maekar was in his natural habitat.
He sat in his high-backed, custom-built leather chair, his broad-shouldered frame perfectly still. He was wearing his three-piece, charcoal-grey suit, his silver tie knotted with immaculate, mathematical precision. His hands, adorned only by the gold of his Rolex and his signet ring, rested flat on the cool, polished surface.
Usually, in a meeting of this magnitude, Maekar was an apex predator. He was hyper-vigilant, his sharp, analytical mind processing hundreds of data points simultaneously. He would listen to a presentation for thirty seconds before brutally cutting the speaker off, exposing a fatal flaw in their financial modeling with surgical, devastating accuracy. He demanded perfection, and he suffered no fools.
It was a strictly enforced, unspoken rule within the executive suite that personal electronic devices were entirely forbidden in Conference Room A. Phones were to be silenced and left with assistants. Laptops were to be used exclusively for displaying authorized presentations. If a phone vibrated during one of Maekar’s board meetings, the offending employee could reasonably expect to be clearing out their desk before the lunch hour.
And yet, sitting directly in front of Maekar Targaryen, resting face-up on the polished surface of the table, was his own personal phone.
It was a glaring, unprecedented anomaly.
Larys, the personal assistant who was standing near the door with a digital transcription tablet, had been staring at the phone for the last twenty minutes, sweating profusely. Several of the senior vice presidents had cast nervous, sidelong glances at the device, silently wondering if it was some sort of bizarre psychological test the CEO was running to check their focus.
But Maekar wasn't running a test.
For the first time in his life, Maekar Targaryen, was hopelessly distracted.
At the opposite end of the table, a nervous, sweating Vice President of Global Logistics was standing in front of a digital projection, wielding a laser pointer.
"As you can see, Mr. Targaryen," the Vice President droned, his voice trembling slightly as he gestured to a complex web of shipping routes displayed on the screen. "If we consolidate the deep-water ports in the South China Sea and entirely eliminate the secondary docking facilities in Yokohama, we project a fourteen percent reduction in overhead fueling costs by the third fiscal quarter. However, this will require the immediate termination of approximately two thousand dockworkers currently under union contracts..."
Maekar was staring directly at the Vice President. His eyes were narrowed into their signature, intimidating slits. He looked as though he were actively dismantling the man's soul.
But Maekar wasn't listening to a single word the Vice President was saying.
He was staring through the man, his peripheral vision entirely locked onto the black screen of the phone resting just inches from his fingertips.
Ping.
The phone's screen lit up, a soft, muted glow against the black obsidian table.
Maekar’s heart, which had been beating with a steady, bored rhythm for the last half hour, immediately executed a sharp stutter-step in his chest.
He didn't move his head. He didn't break his unblinking stare at the sweating Vice President of Logistics. But he subtly slid his right hand across the table, his fingers closing over the edges of the device.
With a practiced, covert movement he had perfected over decades of boring political galas with his brother, Maekar tilted the screen slightly upward, shielding it with his palm, and glanced down.
It was a notification from his messaging app.
1 New Message from: Aerion.
Maekar’s breath hitched. He smoothly drew the phone off the table, lowering it into his lap beneath the lip of the obsidian surface, completely out of sight of the room. He unlocked the screen with a swift tap of his thumb.
The meeting faded into white noise. The Vice President’s voice became nothing more than the buzzing of an annoying insect. The complex logistical projections on the screen ceased to exist in his reality.
Maekar opened the message thread.
There were two files. An image, and a video.
He clicked on the image first, expanding the high-resolution photograph to fill the entire screen of his smartphone.
Maekar stared at the picture, and the air was instantly driven from his lungs.
It was a selfie, taken from a slightly low angle. The background was a blurry, chaotic array of brightly painted classroom walls and a haphazard barricade constructed of wooden desks.
In the immediate foreground, filling the left side of the frame, was Aerion. His son, the boy he had practically exiled from his life out of frustration and inability to connect, was looking directly into the camera lens.
Aerion was wearing the dark grey tie-dye hoodie, the hood pushed back to reveal his silver hair. But perched atop his head, looking utterly ridiculous, was a bright red, hand-knitted beanie adorned with two floppy bunny ears.
And Aerion was smiling.
It wasn't the polite, tight-lipped, terrified grimace he wore at the estate dinner table. It wasn't the defensive, sullen smirk he used to mask his anxiety. It was a blinding beam of happiness. His eyes were crinkled at the corners, shining with an easy, unforced joy that Maekar had not seen on the boy's face in years. He looked light. He looked free. He looked like a normal, incredibly happy ten-year-old child.
Maekar’s thumb hovered over the screen, his chest aching with a sudden physical pain. He had caused that boy so much misery. He had demanded perfection, and he had nearly crushed the spirit completely out of him. Yet here, in a dusty public school, wearing a ridiculous knitted hat, Aerion was radiant.
But Aerion wasn't the only person in the photograph.
Squished tightly into the center of the frame, pressed flush against Aerion’s shoulder, was Kat.
Maekar’s eyes locked onto her, entirely unable to look away.
The woman in this photograph was a completely different entity.
She was wearing a pastel patchwork fleece onesie. It was a bizarre garment comprised of soft pinks, mint greens, and pale lavenders, adorned with buttons and a hood equipped with its own set of floppy bunny ears. Her fiery red hair was messy and unstyled, falling in loose, vibrant waves around her face.
She wasn't scowling. She wasn't smirking defensively. She had puffed her cheeks out, her face caught in the middle of making a ridiculous, exaggerated funny expression for the camera.
And, for the first time, Maekar could clearly see her eyes.
She wasn't wearing the glasses from the Velvet Lounge, nor the coloured contacts he'd been told she wears.
She had heterochromia. One eye was a warm, earthy, incredibly expressive shade of brown. The other eye...
Maekar’s breath caught in his throat again. The other eye was a deep, striking, luminous shade of purple. It was Valyrian violet. It was the exact same rare, striking mutation possessed by his brother Baelor, and his nephew Valarr.
The shock of seeing that color on a stranger's face was momentarily paralyzing, but it was quickly swept away by the undeniable warmth radiating from her expression. She looked silly. She looked chaotic. She looked beautiful.
And sitting directly in her lap, completing the trio, was Aegon.
The baby was entirely encased in a miniature, identical version of Kat’s pastel patchwork bunny onesie. The hood was pulled up over his silver-white stubble, framing his chubby cheeks. Aegon’s head was turned, looking up at Kat’s puffed-out cheeks, and the camera had caught him in the exact moment of erupting into a open-mouthed fit of giggles. One of his tiny hands was raised, reaching for the floppy bunny ear attached to Kat’s hood.
Maekar stared at the photograph, his heart hammering against his ribs like a trapped bird.
He had expected the school to put the baby in a sterile corner. He had expected them to treat Aegon like a fragile liability, sitting him in a plastic highchair and waiting anxiously for the day to end.
Instead, Kat had dressed his son in a pastel bunny suit that perfectly matched her own in blue shades with red patches. She had pulled him into her lap. She had integrated him into the joy of her classroom.
She had made him feel safe.
Maekar felt a bitter sting of failure rise in the back of his throat.
He thought of his ex-wife. He thought of the beautiful, flawlessly polished woman who had given birth to Daeron, Aerion, and Aemon. He thought of the way she had moved through the estate, gliding across the Persian rugs in thousand-pound silk gowns, her face a mask of bored, elegant indifference.
When the boys were infants, she had rarely held them. She had viewed them as necessary requirements for securing her position within the Targaryen dynasty, rather than actual, breathing children. She had complained that their crying gave her migraines. She had refused to let them touch her if she was wearing a delicate fabric, terrified they would stain her garments with spit-up or sticky hands.
His ex-wife would never, not in a million years, have been caught dead wearing a pastel patchwork fleece onesie. She would have viewed it as an unforgivable degradation of her status. Even when things between them had been supposedly 'good', in the early years of their marriage, she had never puffed her cheeks out to make a baby laugh. She had never sat on the floor.
And yet, here was Kat Hart. A public school teacher. A woman who owed him nothing, a woman he had actively harassed and argued with for days. She had a stranger's infant unceremoniously dumped into her lap at seven in the morning, and she hadn't recoiled.
She had dressed him in a bunny suit, pulled him to her chest, and made him giggle.
Maekar stared at the digital image, feeling as though the tectonic plates beneath his entire worldview were irrevocably shifting.
He swiped his thumb across the screen, moving to the second file Aerion had sent.
It was a short, fifteen-second video clip.
Maekar tapped the play icon, keeping his thumb hovering over the volume button to ensure the sound remained entirely muted.
The video began playing silently.
It was a wider shot of the classroom. He could see the barricade of wooden desks, the mats spread across the floor, and the harsh fluorescent lights overhead.
In the center of the frame, Kat was holding Aegon. She was bouncing him gently on her hip, her red hair swaying with the movement. She began to spin in a slow, rhythmic circle moving in time to a beat Maekar couldn't hear.
Maekar watched captivated, as Kat leaned her head forward, her lips moving rapidly as she clearly made a series of ridiculous, exaggerated noises directly against the baby's cheek.
Aegon’s reaction was instantaneous.
Even without the sound, Maekar could see the sheer, explosive force of the baby's laughter. Aegon threw his head back, his mouth wide open, his small body practically vibrating with delight. He kicked his little legs against Kat’s hip, his arms flailing wildly in the air, his violet eyes crinkled shut with pure joy.
He was laughing so hard his entire body was shaking.
Maekar sat perfectly still in his chair, the heavy silence of the boardroom pressing against his ears.
He stared at his one-year-old son.
Maekar Targaryen was a brilliant man, but he was also a deeply broken father. He loved his children with a fierce intensity that bordered on madness, but he was entirely incapable of expressing it. He knew how to provide for them. He knew how to protect them from external threats. He knew how to secure their financial futures for the next ten generations.
But he did not know how to make them laugh.
When he held Aegon in the nursery, the baby usually whined or stared at him with solemn, terrified eyes, entirely uncomforted by the stiff, awkward way his father cradled him. When Maekar tried to bounce the boy on his knee, it always felt forced, mechanical, devoid of the natural, easy rhythm of parenthood.
He had spent the last year desperately trying to coax a genuine smile out of his youngest son, and he had failed miserably.
Yet, Kat Hart, a stranger who had known the boy for exactly two hours, was currently spinning him in circles, making him laugh harder than Maekar had ever seen him laugh in his entire, short life.
She was giving his children the one thing his billions of pounds could never buy. She was giving them warmth.
As Maekar watched the silent video loop for the fourth time, watching Kat’s vibrant eyes shine as she smiled down at the giggling baby in her arms, a uncontrollable emotion swelled in his chest.
It broke through the iron-clad, icy walls of his corporate stoicism. It bypassed his pride.
A smile—a genuine, soft fond smile—pulled at the corners of Maekar’s mouth.
He wasn't smirking. He wasn't plotting a hostile takeover. He was just a father, sitting in a boardroom, overwhelmed by the sight of his children being safe, happy, and loved.
The smile altered his entire face. It softened the harsh, intimidating lines of his jaw. It made him look younger, warmer, entirely human.
He was lost in the digital glow of the screen.
"Mr. Targaryen?"
The voice was hesitant, trembling slightly, cutting through the oppressive silence of the boardroom like a knife through taut string.
Maekar did not immediately respond. The video was looping again. Kat was spinning, the pastel bunny ears flopping wildly. Aegon was throwing his head back in silent laughter.
"Mr. Targaryen, sir?" the voice repeated, slightly louder, laced with mounting panic.
Maekar’s reverie shattered. The beautiful world inside the phone vanished, replaced instantly by the grey reality of Conference Room A.
He snapped his head up, his eyes instantly hardening back into their lethal glare. He effortlessly slid the smartphone back into the interior pocket of his suit jacket in a single, fluid motion, hiding the contraband before anyone could register exactly what he had been holding.
The room was dead silent.
The Vice President of Global Logistics was standing frozen at the front of the room, his laser pointer aimed uselessly at the floor. The twenty executives seated around the table were staring at him with wide, terrified eyes. On the digital screen, the forty Japanese executives had stopped their murmuring, their faces pale and anxious.
Every single person in the room had seen it.
They had seen the CEO of Targaryen Enterprises staring into his lap, entirely ignoring a logistical presentation. And, even more horrifyingly, they had seen him smile. A soft, entirely un-corporate smile.
In the cutthroat world of international finance, a inexplicable smile from Maekar Targaryen usually meant someone was about to be fired, sued into oblivion, or ruthlessly acquired. It was the smile of a shark tasting blood in the water.
"Yes, Mr. Henderson?" Maekar rumbled, his voice dropping into a low, dangerous register that practically iced over the windows. He leaned forward, resting his forearms on the table, projecting dominance. "Is there a specific reason you have ceased your presentation regarding the Yokohama integration? Or have you simply forgotten the subsequent data points?"
The Vice President, Henderson, swallowed so hard his Adam's apple bobbed violently. He looked at the other executives, desperately seeking support, but they all instantly averted their eyes, refusing to meet his gaze.
"I... apologies, Mr. Targaryen," Henderson stammered, pulling a handkerchief from his pocket and dabbing at his sweating forehead. "I... the room had gone quiet. We... we noticed you were... occupied, sir. We were unsure if you had received urgent intelligence regarding the merger."
The lead executive from the Tokyo firm, a stern, imposing man named Mr. Tanaka, leaned forward toward his respective camera.
"Mr. Targaryen," Tanaka said, his heavily accented English echoing through the room's speakers. "Is there a problem with the supply chain projections? Has our accounting department provided inaccurate figures? Please, if there is an issue, we must address it immediately."
The tension in the room ratcheted up to a breaking point. The Japanese executives were terrified that Maekar had just received a secret email from a corporate spy, uncovering a fatal flaw in their company that he was about to use to crush them entirely.
Maekar looked at the scared faces surrounding him. He looked at the sweating Vice President, and the panicked executives on the screen.
He could have lied. He could have told them he was reviewing a secure, encrypted message from his legal counsel. He could have claimed he was checking the real-time fluctuations of the Asian stock market. It would have been the professional, expected response.
But as the phantom warmth of Kat Hart’s smile lingered in his mind, Maekar felt a disdain for the sterile men sitting in front of him. They were cowards, trembling in their expensive suits over shipping routes and profit margins, oblivious to the things that actually mattered.
Maekar sat back in his leather chair, crossing his long legs, projecting an aura of unbothered calm.
"There is no problem with the projections, Mr. Tanaka," Maekar stated, his voice smooth and entirely devoid of malice. "The figures your department provided are adequate, if somewhat conservative. And I have not received any urgent corporate intelligence, Henderson."
Henderson blinked, lowering his handkerchief. "Then... forgive me, sir, but... what was the nature of the interruption?"
Maekar looked directly at the Vice President, his eyes glinting with a dark amusement.
"I was receiving updates regarding my sons at their school," Maekar announced, his voice ringing clearly and confidently across the silent boardroom.
The silence that followed you could have heard a pin drop on the carpet.
Sixty highly paid, incredibly powerful executives stared at him as if he had just sprouted a second head.
Updates regarding his sons. The concept was entirely alien. Maekar Targaryen did not pause multi-million-pound integrations for familial updates. He did not halt global teleconferences because a nanny had sent him a text message. He was a man who famously missed his own birthday galas if the market required his attention. The idea that he was sitting in Conference Room A, smiling at a photograph of his children, shattered every preconceived notion they held about the terrifying CEO.
"Y-your sons, sir?" Henderson squeaked, entirely unable to hide his bewilderment.
"Indeed," Maekar confirmed, his tone daring anyone in the room to question his priorities. "My youngest son is currently attending a new educational facility, and I requested periodic progress reports. They were delivered. I reviewed them. The boy is thriving."
Maekar uncrossed his legs, leaning forward and resting his hands back on the obsidian table. The brief human moment was over. The apex predator returned.
"Now," Maekar commanded, his voice cracking like a whip. "Unless the shipping lanes in the South China Sea have suddenly evaporated into thin air while we discussed my domestic affairs, I suggest you return to the presentation, Henderson. You were explaining the termination of the union contracts in Yokohama. Continue."
Henderson jumped nearly a foot in the air. "Yes, sir! Absolutely, sir! Returning to slide forty-two..."
The boardroom instantly snapped back into a state of frantic productivity. The executives hurriedly looked down at their dossiers, the Japanese representatives visibly sagged with relief on the monitor, and the drone of logistical jargon filled the room once more.
Maekar sat at the head of the table, his face a mask of impenetrable stone. He nodded at the appropriate intervals. He asked sharp, cutting questions regarding fuel tariffs and maritime law, expertly dismantling a flawed argument presented by one of the senior analysts.
He was present. He was functioning.
But internally, Maekar was hopelessly detached.
He was half-listening to the presentation, but his entire biological focus was concentrated entirely on the interior pocket of his suit jacket. He could feel the slight weight of the smartphone resting against his chest.
He was addicted. He was a starving man who had just been handed a feast, and the brief taste of joy had only intensified his hunger.
He wanted another photo. He wanted another video. He wanted to see what Kat was doing now. Was she painting? Was she reading a story? Was she defending his children from another miserable administrator?
As the meeting dragged on for another agonizing, excruciating hour, Maekar found himself constantly shifting his weight, his eyes darting toward his chest pocket every few minutes. He was restless. The corporate warfare that usually fueled his adrenaline now felt entirely hollow, a grey, meaningless chore compared to the vibrant, chaotic world happening miles away in a dusty public school classroom.
Finally, just as the Vice President of Logistics was concluding his agonizingly thorough analysis of the Yokohama port closures, Maekar felt the familiar, sharp vibration against his chest.
Buzz. Buzz.
Two notifications, arriving almost simultaneously.
Maekar didn't hesitate. He didn't care if the entire board of directors was watching him. He didn't care if Tanaka was mid-sentence.
He smoothly withdrew the phone from his pocket, lowering it into his lap beneath the lip of the table, entirely shielding the screen from view. He unlocked the device with a rapid swipe.
He checked the notification banner.
1 New Message from: Aerion.
1 New Message from: Unknown Number.
Maekar’s breath caught in his throat. Unknown Number. Kat. It had to be Kat. Thomas had surrendered his private number to her under duress.
He opened Aerion’s message first, desperate to ensure his sons were still safe.
It was another video file.
Maekar tapped play, keeping the volume muted.
The video was taken from the back of Kat’s classroom. A group of primary-aged children—eight or nine-year-olds—were seated at easels, wearing oversized, paint-splattered smocks.
Standing at the front of the room, positioned next to a large whiteboard, was Kat.
But she wasn't just standing there.
Aegon was securely balanced on her left hip. The one-year-old was chewing happily on a brightly colored, teething ring, completely content, his arm wrapped casually around Kat’s neck, tangling his sticky fingers into her messy red hair.
Kat didn't look burdened by the toddler. She looked entirely natural, as if she carried a infant into battle every day of her life.
With her right hand, Kat was holding a thick paintbrush. She was passionately gesturing toward a massive sheet of paper taped to the whiteboard, demonstrating a sweeping brushstroke for the children.
Even without the sound, Maekar could see the magnetic charisma she possessed as an educator. She was animated, her mismatched eyes wide and expressive as she explained the technique. She was leaning forward, pantomiming the movement, making the children laugh with her exaggerated facial expressions. And all the while, she held his youngest son securely against her side, occasionally pressing a soft, absentminded kiss to the top of Aegon’s silver head without missing a beat of her lecture.
He had never seen a woman operate with that kind of fierce, unyielding grace. His ex-wife would have crumpled under the pressure within thirty seconds. Kat Hart was carrying the weight of the room on her shoulders, and she was making it look like a dance.
Maekar let the video loop twice, completely transfixed by the sight of her.
He finally tore his eyes away, his heart hammering a erratic rhythm against his ribs, and clicked back to his main inbox.
He opened the message from the unknown number.
It was a single image file, accompanied by a brief line of text.
Maekar tapped the image, expanding it.
The breath was punched out of his lungs.
It was a close-up photograph of Aegon. The toddler was sitting in the center of the mats, wearing a protective plastic smock over his clothes. Spread out in front of him was a large sheet of white paper.
Aegon was covered, almost entirely, in bright, non-toxic finger paint. There was a smear of vibrant blue across his left cheek. His tiny hands were coated in a thick, messy layer of primary red.
But it wasn't the mess that made Maekar stop breathing.
It was the expression on the boy's face.
Aegon was looking directly up at the camera—looking directly at Kat, who was clearly holding the phone.
The one-year-old was smiling. It wasn't the giggling, tickle-induced laughter Aerion had captured earlier. It was a open-mouthed triumphant grin. His violet eyes were sparkling with pride. He was holding up his two red, paint-covered hands, showing off the messy handprints he had just slammed onto the paper, looking incredibly pleased with his own destructive creation.
It was a smile of messy joy.
Maekar stared at his son. He had never, in the entire twelve months of the boy's life, seen him look like that. He had seen Aegon smile faintly when Daeron made a funny face, or when Aerion bounced him on his knee, but it was always a hesitant, fragile thing.
This smile was fearless. This smile was the product of a child who felt completely safe, encouraged, and entirely free to make a spectacular mess without the fear of a reprimand.
Maekar’s vision blurred slightly. He swallowed hard, a painful lump forming in his throat.
He dragged his eyes away from the photograph, looking down at the text message attached below the image.
For the high honor of the fridge. — Kat.
Maekar read the words, and the icy walls of his corporate empire completely shattered, crumbling into dust around his feet.
The fridge.
It was such a mundane concept. A child painting a messy picture, and a parent proudly displaying it on the kitchen refrigerator with a magnet. It was a hallmark of normal, loving family life.
Maekar didn't have a normal fridge. He had a stainless-steel, industrial walk-in cooler managed by a team of private chefs. He didn't have magnets. He didn't have finger paintings. He had silent, immaculate perfection.
And Kat was looking at his son, looking at the messy, beautiful joy she had cultivated, and she was demanding that Maekar honor it. She was challenging him to be a father, not a CEO. She was telling him to take the messy, paint-covered paper, take the joy, and pin it up for the world to see.
But as he looked at the photograph of his smiling, paint-covered son, and read the defiant, beautiful challenge sent by the Queen of the Gremlins, Maekar realized something with clarity.
He didn't care about the merger. He didn't care about the shipping routes, or the profit margins, or the polite, sterile society he had built his entire life around.
He was hopelessly captivated. Not just by the fiery, mismatched eyes of the woman who painted murals and stole his cigarettes, but by the colorful, messy life she represented.
He wanted the chaos. He wanted the paint on the walls. He wanted the laughter.
Maekar locked his phone, slipping it back into his pocket. He looked up, his eyes sweeping over the silent executives sitting around the table.
"Gentlemen," Maekar rumbled, his voice cutting through the stale air of the boardroom with finality. "This meeting is concluded. The legal department will finalize the contracts. I am departing for the day."
He didn't wait for their shocked, sputtering replies. He stood up, buttoning his charcoal suit jacket, and strode out of Conference Room A, leaving his empire behind without a single backward glance.
He had a more important, incredibly urgent task to complete.
He needed to go buy a refrigerator magnet.
The elevator deposited Maekar into the subterranean executive parking garage. Larys had scrambled after him, desperate to hand off a stack of briefing folders, but Maekar had simply held up a hand, halting the assistant in his tracks.
"Cancel my afternoon appointments, Larys," Maekar commanded, striding toward his designated parking bay.
"Sir? All of them?" Larys squeaked, clutching the folders to his chest. "But you have a symposium with the Minister of Transport at two o'clock!"
"Tell the Minister I have encountered a catastrophic logistical failure regarding domestic adhesives," Maekar stated flatly, popping the locks on his car.
Maekar walked over to a dark grey Aston Martin that he kept on-site for personal use. He didn't wait to see if Larys fainted. He opened the driver’s side door, folded his frame into the low-slung bucket seat, and brought the powerful V12 engine to life with a roar.
He sped out of the subterranean garage and merged into the city traffic.
He drove for ten minutes before the absurdity of his situation finally caught up with him.
He was the CEO of Targaryen Enterprises. He had an estimated net worth that rivaled small nations. He possessed a master's degree in economics and a mind engineered for complex geopolitical strategy.
And he had no idea where one went to purchase a simple refrigerator magnet.
He pulled the Aston Martin over to the curb on a busy, high-end commercial street lined with luxury boutiques and tailored suit shops. He put the car in park and pulled out his smartphone.
He opened a web browser. He stared at the blank search bar.
Slowly, his thumbs tapped out the query.
Where to purchase magnetic adhesives for domestic refrigeration units.
The search engine populated immediately. The top results were links for industrial warehouse suppliers offering heavy-duty neodymium magnets used for construction, and highly technical articles regarding the magnetic seal strips on commercial walk-in freezers.
Maekar scowled, deleting the query. He tried again.
Places that sell fridge magnets.
The results were slightly better, but entirely unhelpful. The top links were all tourist trap souvenir shops scattered around the city's historical monuments, selling cheap plastic replicas of landmarks.
"Useless," Maekar muttered, pinching the bridge of his nose. He couldn't put a cheap plastic bus on the fridge. It lacked dignity. It lacked structural integrity. It needed to be sturdy enough to hold the weight of Aegon’s masterpiece.
He needed advice. He needed someone who possessed a slightly broader understanding of the mundane, civilian world than he did.
He opened his contacts and hit dial.
The phone rang three times before it was answered.
"Maekar?" Baelor’s smooth, perfectly modulated voice echoed through the car’s Bluetooth speakers. "I am currently in the middle of a rather delicate policy briefing with the shadow cabinet. Is there an emergency?"
"Baelor. I require your immediate assistance regarding a matter of domestic acquisition," Maekar stated, his voice completely deadpan.
There was a pause on the other end of the line. Maekar could hear the faint murmur of politicians in the background.
"Domestic acquisition? Have we encountered an issue with the estate's staff?" Baelor asked, his tone shifting into protective concern.
"The staff is fine," Maekar replied, drumming his fingers impatiently against the leather steering wheel. "I need to know the precise retail geography of an establishment that sells high-quality magnetic adhesives for standard household refrigeration units."
The silence that followed was so deep, Maekar thought the call had dropped.
"Maekar," Baelor finally said, his voice entirely flat. "Are you currently having a stroke?"
"I am in perfect health, Baelor," Maekar snapped, his patience wearing dangerously thin. "I simply need to acquire a magnet. Aegon has produced a piece of... modern expressionist art. I have been instructed to display it upon the refrigerator. I require the necessary hardware to achieve this directive."
There was another long pause. And then, a slow incredibly amused chuckle echoed through the speakers.
"You left the Tokyo integration meeting... to buy a fridge magnet," Baelor stated, clarifying the sheer madness of the situation. "For a finger painting."
"It is a masterpiece," Maekar defended, utterly unashamed. "Now, do you possess this knowledge, or are you as hopelessly ignorant of the civilian sector as I am?"
"Give me ten minutes," Baelor said suddenly, the sound of a chair scraping against the floor echoing through the phone. "Text me your current coordinates."
"Baelor, you are in a policy briefing with the shadow cabinet," Maekar reminded him.
"The shadow cabinet can argue about public transport subsidies without me," Baelor replied, his voice brimming with a delight. "I am absolutely not missing the historic event of Maekar Targaryen attempting to navigate a homewares department. I want to watch this. Send the coordinates."
Baelor hung up before Maekar could argue.
Maekar sighed, texting his location to his brother. He leaned his head back against the headrest, staring out the window at the passing pedestrians.
Exactly twelve minutes later, a sleek, silver Jaguar pulled up to the curb directly behind the Aston Martin.
Baelor stepped out of the vehicle. He was wearing an impeccably tailored navy suit and a pristine overcoat, looking every inch the flawless statesman. He walked up to the driver's side of the Aston Martin and tapped on the glass.
Maekar unlocked the doors, and Baelor slid into the passenger seat, bringing the crisp scent of winter air and expensive cologne into the car.
Baelor looked at his younger brother. He took in the immaculate charcoal suit, the perfectly styled silver hair, and the deeply irritated scowl on Maekar’s face.
Baelor burst out laughing.
"It is not amusing, Baelor," Maekar grumbled, putting the car into gear and pulling back into the traffic flow. "I have wasted forty minutes attempting to source a localized distributor. The internet is flooded with industrial applications."
"Because you search for things like a robot, Maekar," Baelor chuckled, pulling his own phone from his pocket. "You do not need an 'adhesive'. You need a department store. Specifically, one that caters to the domestic needs of the upper-middle class. Take the next left. We are heading for Pendleton & Co."
Maekar executed the turn flawlessly, though his jaw remained tight. "Pendleton & Co. Are you certain they possess the necessary inventory?"
"They sell luxury bedding, overpriced kitchen appliances, and children's apparel," Baelor reasoned, typing the address into the GPS. "It is the most logical point of insertion. We conquer parliaments and global markets, Maekar. We can certainly conquer a department store."
Ten minutes later, the Aston Martin pulled into a multi-story parking structure attached to a high-end retail complex. It wasn't the chaotic, dystopian nightmare of Blackwater Centre, but it was still significantly more pedestrian than the private tailoring boutiques the brothers usually frequented.
They parked the car and walked toward the glass entrance doors.
They were an imposing sight. Two tall wealthy men, dressed in suits that cost more than most cars in the garage, walking shoulder-to-shoulder with the grim determination of men marching into battle.
They pushed through the revolving doors and stepped onto the brightly lit, polished floor of the ground level.
They were immediately assaulted by the scent of fifty different high-end perfumes and the overwhelming, dizzying array of cosmetic counters.
"Right," Baelor said, looking around the massive expanse. "The homewares section should be on the third floor. Follow me."
They bypassed the perfume counters, ignoring the desperate attempts of sales associates holding up scent strips. They approached the central escalator bank.
As they ascended to the second floor, Maekar’s eyes scanned the surrounding departments. He saw women's apparel. He saw men's shoes.
And then, as the escalator leveled out, he saw it.
The entire eastern wing of the second floor was a cheerful, pastel-colored explosion. It was the children's department.
There were huge fluffy teddy bears practically the size of armchairs. There were racks upon racks of tiny, ridiculously expensive clothing. There were intricate wooden cribs, high-tech strollers, and a wall entirely dedicated to plush, soft, brightly colored sensory toys. The lighting in this section seemed softer, warmer, and a gentle, instrumental lullaby track was playing from the overhead speakers.
Maekar stopped dead at the top of the escalator.
He stared at the nightmare unfolding before him. He thought of the chaotic noise of the Velvet Lounge. He thought of the bloodbath of the boardroom.
This was entirely different. This was an assault on his stoic sensibilities.
"No," Maekar stated flatly, pivoting on his heel to immediately march back down the descending escalator. "I am not equipped for this. This is an assault on the optic nerve. I am leaving. We will outsource the acquisition to a personal shopper."
Baelor, anticipating the retreat, quickly shot out a hand and grabbed Maekar firmly by the bicep, halting his escape.
"Do not be a coward, Maekar," Baelor laughed, dragging his massive, highly resistant brother away from the downward escalator. "We are already here. It can't be that hard. Look, there's a concierge desk over there. We'll simply ask for directions to the magnets."
Maekar glowered, but he allowed himself to be led toward the small, polished desk near the entrance of the baby department.
A young woman wearing a neat nametag was standing behind the desk, sorting through a stack of plush blankets. She looked up, her customer service smile freezing instantly as she took in the two handsome, impeccably dressed men looming over her counter.
"C-can I help you gentlemen?" she stammered, entirely intimidated by the overwhelming wave of power they projected.
"Yes," Maekar rumbled, leaning slightly over the counter. "We require access to your magnetic inventory. Specifically, items designed to adhere paper documents to the metallic surface of a refrigeration unit."
The woman stared at him. She blinked slowly, her brain struggling to translate the corporate jargon into plain English.
"He means fridge magnets," Baelor translated smoothly, offering his most charming political smile. "For children's artwork."
"Oh!" the woman gasped, relaxing slightly at Baelor's smile. "Yes, of course! We have a lovely selection of children's educational magnets in the early learning section. Just down this aisle, past the infant apparel, and take a left at the plush toys."
She reached beneath the counter, pulling out a plastic shopping basket, and held it out to them. "Would you like a basket, sir?"
Maekar looked at the basket. It was a pale, soft shade of mint green. It was an affront to his dignity.
But he took it, the handles feeling comically small in his grip. "Thank you."
The brothers turned and waded into the pastel abyss.
They walked down the main aisle, surrounded on both sides by racks of tiny, intricate clothing. Maekar walked stiffly, holding the mint green basket as if it were a radioactive device.
As they passed a display of infant winter coats, Maekar paused.
He looked at a tiny, stiff, dark navy wool peacoat. It looked exactly like the one Aegon had been wearing that morning. It was formal. It was aristocratic. It was miniature perfection.
But then, Maekar’s mind flashed back to the photograph on his phone. He remembered the soft, colorful, chaotic fleece of the pastel patchwork bunny onesie. He remembered the way Aegon had snuggled into it, comfortable, completely unburdened by stiff collars or itchy wool.
She made it for him, Maekar thought, a strange, warm flutter in his chest. Because it was soft. Because it stimulated his senses.
Maekar turned away from the stiff wool coats. He walked across the aisle toward a display table piled high with incredibly soft, thick, plush baby blankets.
He set the mint green basket down on the floor. He reached out, his large hand gently brushing over a blanket the color of a stormy sea.
It was unimaginably soft. It felt like spun silk. It lacked the rigid, scratchy texture of the traditional blankets the estate nannies preferred. It was entirely designed for comfort, not for display.
Maekar picked it up, folding it carefully, and placed it into his basket.
Baelor, who had stopped a few feet away, watched his brother with bewilderment.
"Maekar," Baelor whispered, staring at the basket. "What are you doing? You have five dozen blankets at the estate. And that is not a magnet."
"Aegon’s current textile provisions are woefully inadequate for optimal sensory development," Maekar stated defensively, not looking at his brother. He moved down the table, picking up another blanket, this one a soft, vibrant shade of sunshine yellow. "He requires comfort. He is an infant, not a board member."
He dropped the yellow blanket into the basket.
He kept moving. He abandoned the search for magnets entirely, completely hijacked by a sudden, overwhelming surge of domestic, paternal instinct he hadn't known he possessed.
He found a rack of soft, fleece onesies. They weren't patchwork, and they didn't have bunny ears, but they were incredibly soft and brightly colored. He grabbed three in a size slightly too large, ensuring the boy would have room to grow. He threw them into the basket.
He wandered into the plush toy section. He ignored the traditional rocking horses. He found a incredibly squishy, purple stuffed dragon that looked remarkably similar to the one Aerion had fought so hard to keep. He grabbed it by the neck and shoved it into the basket, burying the clothes.
Baelor followed him, entirely speechless. The ruthless titan of industry was currently enthusiastically hoarding pastel fleece and stuffed reptiles in a mint green basket.
But as Baelor watched his brother meticulously inspect a set of soft, silicone teething rings, he suddenly noticed a distinct, uncomfortable shift in the atmosphere of the aisle.
They were no longer alone.
Baelor looked around. Slowly, steadily, a crowd was beginning to gather at the perimeter of their aisle.
There were young mothers pushing strollers. There were older grandmothers pretending to inspect nearby racks. There were groups of young, single women in stylish athleisure wear who had entirely abandoned their own shopping to congregate near the endcaps.
And every single one of them was staring directly at Maekar Targaryen.
To the average observer, the scene was intoxicating catnip. Standing in the middle of a brightly lit baby store was a towering, broad-shouldered man in a expensive suit. He was devastatingly handsome, with striking silver hair and a sharp, brooding jawline. And he was currently holding a mint-green basket, meticulously and gently evaluating the softness of a baby blanket.
He radiated wealth, power, and an intense, unexpected paternal vulnerability. It was a lethal combination.
Baelor, who was usually the charismatic center of attention in any room he entered, suddenly felt uncomfortably invisible.
"Maekar," Baelor whispered, leaning in close to his brother’s ear, his voice tight. "Maekar, we need to move."
"I am currently evaluating the structural integrity of this plush rabbit," Maekar replied, entirely engrossed in a stuffed animal. "It appears poorly stitched."
"Maekar," Baelor hissed urgently. "I feel hunted."
Maekar finally stopped. He slowly lowered the plush rabbit, turning his head to look at his brother. His brow furrowed in confusion. "Hunted? By whom?"
Maekar looked up, raising his head to scan the aisle.
He made direct eye contact with a woman pushing a double stroller.
The seal was broken. The moment the brooding, handsome man looked up, the invisible barrier shattered. The women took it as a direct invitation.
Before Maekar could even attempt to retreat, they were surrounded.
"Oh, excuse me," a woman in her late thirties said, stepping forward with a bright, eager smile, completely blocking their path to the main aisle. She looked directly at Maekar’s overflowing basket. "I couldn't help but notice you looking at the fleece onesies. Are you shopping for your son?"
Maekar bristled instinctively, his disdain flaring at the sudden uninvited intrusion into his personal space. He drew himself up to his full height, projecting an aura of cold, unapproachable ice.
"I am," Maekar stated flatly, his voice a low, intimidating rumble.
The icy glare did absolutely nothing to deter her. In fact, the brooding hostility seemed to make him even more appealing.
"That is so sweet!" another woman gushed, stepping up beside the first. She was younger, perhaps twenty-five, wearing expensive workout gear. She fluttered her eyelashes at him. "It is so rare to see a father taking such an active, hands-on role in his child's wardrobe. How old is your little boy?"
Maekar stared at her. He didn't understand the social dynamics of this interaction. Why were strangers speaking to him?
"He is twelve months," Maekar answered bluntly, applying his corporate communication strategy to the civilian small talk. "His current logistical parameters require an immediate upgrade in soft textiles to facilitate optimal sensory development."
The women blinked, slightly taken aback by the robotic vocabulary, but they recovered quickly.
"Twelve months! What a wonderful age," a third woman chimed in, leaning casually against a display rack, her eyes tracing the broad line of Maekar’s shoulders. "Is he a good sleeper? I know how exhausting the nights can be for single fathers."
The assumption hung heavily in the air. Single fathers. It was a fishing expedition, plain and simple.
Baelor, standing slightly behind his brother, had to clap a hand over his mouth to muffle a bark of laughter. He watched the his brother get boxed in by a pack of women in a baby store.
Maekar’s jaw tightened. He recognized the tactic now. He recognized the flirtation.
He thought of the Velvet Lounge. He thought of Kat Hart, stepping right up to his chest, hurling insults and stealing his cigarettes. That was a challenge. That was friction.
This? This was just utterly boring sycophancy.
"His sleep protocols are currently under review due to a recent, abrupt change in upper management," Maekar replied, his voice dripping with absolute, freezing indifference. He looked directly at the woman who had asked. "And I am not exhausted. I am highly efficient."
"I'm sure you are," the young woman in the workout gear purred, taking a bold step forward, reaching out as if to touch the lapel of his charcoal suit. "You know, my sister runs a lovely little mommy-and-me playgroup near the park. I sometimes take my nephew. If you ever wanted to bring your son, I would love to show you around. We could get a coffee afterward."
It was a direct, unapologetic shot. She was asking the billionaire out on a date right in front of the infant apparel.
Baelor watched his brother’s face. He watched the muscle in Maekar’s jaw feather violently. He knew Maekar was mere seconds away from unleashing a corporate execution on the poor woman.
"Your proposition is denied," Maekar stated brutally, his voice cracking like a whip, entirely devoid of polite hesitation. He didn't even attempt to soften the blow. "I have absolutely no interest in your playgroup, your nephew, or your coffee. My social calendar is currently restricted, and my sole objective in this establishment is the acquisition of magnetic adhesives. Now, remove yourself from my path."
The woman recoiled as if she had been slapped, her face flushing a humiliated crimson. The surrounding crowd immediately scattered, the romantic illusion completely shattered by the terrifying reality of his unmitigated arrogance.
The path cleared instantly.
Maekar didn't wait for them to apologize. He gripped the handle of the basket tightly and marched down the aisle, his shoes thudding against the floor.
"Good lord, Maekar," Baelor laughed, jogging to catch up with him. "You could have let her down gently. She was merely offering you a coffee."
"She was offering a blatant, utterly transparent networking opportunity masked as domestic charity," Maekar growled, turning down a new aisle labeled Educational Play. "And she lacked the fundamental charisma required to hold my attention for more than three seconds."
"I see," Baelor smirked, entirely amused by his brother's dark mood. "Because your standards for 'charisma' have recently been calibrated by women who steal your whiskey and insult your tailoring?"
Maekar shot him a lethal, silencing glare. Baelor wisely held his tongue.
They finally reached the far end of the educational section. Hanging on a large pegboard display were dozens of different packs of children's magnets.
Maekar stopped, his eyes scanning the options.
There were brightly colored wooden letters of the alphabet. There were farm animals. There were chunky geometric shapes designed for tiny, uncoordinated hands.
Maekar didn't hesitate. He reached out and grabbed three packs of the wooden letters, two packs of the farm animals, and a large, heavy-duty pack of sleek, minimalist silver clips that looked capable of holding up a thick canvas.
He threw all of them into the overflowing basket.
"I believe the acquisition phase is complete," Maekar announced, turning on his heel and heading for the checkout registers at the front of the department.
Baelor followed, shaking his head. "You are going to need a second car just to transport the haul, little brother."
They approached the register. The cashier, a young man who looked significantly less intimidated than the concierge desk worker, began scanning the mountain of soft fleece, plush toys, and wooden magnets.
The digital total on the screen climbed rapidly, soaring past four hundred pounds.
Maekar didn't even blink. He withdrew his black American Express card and tapped it against the reader, waiting for the approved beep.
The cashier bagged the items, handing over three bulky paper carrier bags.
Maekar took two of them, handing the third to his brother. They walked back through the pastel-colored department, heading for the descending escalator to return to the parking garage.
As they rode the escalator down, the adrenaline of the shopping trip began to fade, replaced by a problematic realization.
Maekar looked down at the massive bags in his hands.
He had just purchased a hoard of soft, comfortable, joyous items for his one-year-old son. He had bought toys, and blankets, and magnets to proudly display a finger painting.
But waiting for him back at the estate were three other boys.
Daeron, who was currently suffocating under the weight of his own expectations, desperately seeking an outlet through graphic design and martial arts.
And Aemon, the quiet, studious boy who practically lived inside the pages of his ancient textbooks, entirely isolated from the world.
If Maekar walked through the front doors of the estate carrying a mountain of gifts exclusively for Aegon, it would send a clear, devastating message to his older sons. It would tell them that his sudden burst of paternal affection was conditional, and entirely focused on the baby. It would breed resentment. It would undo every single minor, fragile step of progress they had made that morning at the breakfast table.
Maekar let out a long exhausted sigh.
"Baelor," Maekar grumbled as they stepped off the escalator onto the ground floor.
"Yes?" Baelor asked, adjusting his grip on the carrier bag.
"We are not returning to the vehicle just yet," Maekar announced, his shoulders slumping slightly with the weight of his newfound parental responsibilities.
Baelor stopped, his brow furrowing. "We aren't? Have we forgotten the specialized magnetic adhesive sealant?"
"No," Maekar sighed, looking around the department store. He spotted a directory sign pointing toward the electronics and literature departments. "But I have suddenly realized that I possess three older boys who will undoubtedly demand equal reparations for my sudden burst of generosity."
Maekar turned, squaring his shoulders, and prepared to march back into the retail trenches.
"We need to locate the high-end digital drawing tablets," Maekar commanded, leading the way. "And a first-edition, leather-bound translation of the complete works of Homer. Stay close, Baelor. I refuse to be ambushed by the book club."
Baelor threw his head back, laughing loudly, and followed his brother deeper into the store.
The escalator deposited Maekar and Baelor onto the third floor of the department store. Their hands now burdened with carrier bags.
Maekar’s mission was far from over.
The third floor was dedicated to electronics, home entertainment, and luxury literature. It was illuminated by stark, white LED lighting that reflected blindingly off the polished floors.
"Right," Baelor sighed, shifting his grip on the bag. He looked at his younger brother, a amused, fascinated smile playing on his lips. "We have conquered the infant sector. You are currently in possession of enough soft textiles to swaddle a small army. What is the next phase of this unprecedented domestic offensive?"
Maekar adjusted his suit jacket, his eyes scanning the displays of flat-screen televisions and high-tech sound systems.
"Daeron," Maekar stated, his voice dropping into its familiar, authoritative corporate rumble. "He has expressed a sudden interest in joining a digital design and graphic arts club at St. Jude’s. He requires the proper technological infrastructure to execute this endeavor."
"A drawing tablet, then," Baelor nodded, gesturing toward a gleaming, minimalist glass kiosk in the center of the electronics department. "I believe the digital peripherals are located over there. Though, I must warn you, navigating the tech sector requires dealing with highly caffeinated twenty-somethings who speak exclusively in acronyms."
"I manage a global logistics network, Baelor. I am entirely capable of purchasing a glorified Etch A Sketch," Maekar retorted, marching toward the kiosk.
Behind the counter stood a young man wearing a tight, branded polo shirt and a lanyard filled with enamel pins. He looked up as the two men approached, his customer service smile faltering slightly under the weight of Maekar’s intimidating, icy glare.
"Good afternoon, gentlemen," the employee greeted, his voice cracking slightly. "Are we looking for a new laptop today? Or perhaps a home theater upgrade?"
"I require a digital drawing tablet," Maekar commanded, placing his hands flat on the glass counter. "It is for a twelve-year-old boy. He will be utilizing it for graphic design and digital media creation. I want the zenith of your inventory. Nothing entry-level. Nothing that will become obsolete within the next fiscal year."
The employee blinked, intimidated but clearly eager for the commission. "Right. The top of the line. You’ll want the Pro-Series Studio Display. It has a twelve-inch edge-to-edge liquid retina screen, zero-latency stylus tracking, and a tera—"
"Wrap it," Maekar cut him off brutally, entirely uninterested in the technical specifications. "Include the stylus, the protective casing, the extended warranty, and whatever charging peripherals are necessary to maintain its operational integrity."
"O-of course, sir," the employee stammered, frantically pulling white boxes from the locked cabinet beneath the register. "Would you like to add the magnetic keyboard folio? It transforms the tablet into a fully functional—"
"Include the folio," Maekar nodded.
Baelor leaned against the counter, watching his brother drop his card onto the glass with a quiet clack.
"You do realize, Maekar," Baelor murmured softly, leaning in close so the employee wouldn't overhear, "that twelve-year-olds are entirely capable of breaking even the most 'operational' technology. You have just purchased a piece of equipment used by professional architects for a boy who is likely going to use it to draw skulls and heavily armed stick figures."
"If he is going to draw skulls, Baelor, he will do so in high-definition," Maekar replied smoothly, signing the digital receipt without a second glance at the exorbitant total. "I will not have a Targaryen hindered by substandard processing power. If he commits to an interest, he will be provided the tools to excel."
The employee handed over a white carrier bag. Maekar took it, looping the thick rope handles over his wrist.
"Now," Maekar said, turning away from the electronics kiosk. "Literature."
The transition from the glaring white LEDs of the tech department to the hushed, warm, mahogany-lined walls of the luxury bookstore was jarring. The air here smelled of rich leather, aged paper, and expensive coffee.
Maekar felt his shoulders relax slightly. This was a sanctuary he understood.
"Aemon," Maekar muttered, walking down an aisle lined with towering wooden shelves. "The boy is brilliant, but he is isolating himself. He spends his entire life buried in academic texts. He needs something that challenges his imagination, not just his rote memorization skills."
"He mentioned he was beginning a unit on Shakespearean tragedies during dinner," Baelor recalled, running a finger along the spine of a heavy encyclopedia. "Perhaps a comprehensive collection of the Bard?"
"Too pedestrian. St. Jude’s will provide him with standard paperbacks for the curriculum," Maekar frowned, his eyes scanning the glass-enclosed display cases reserved for rare and collector’s editions.
He stopped in front of a locked mahogany cabinet.
Resting on a velvet display cushion was a breathtaking, two-volume set of Homer’s The Iliad and The Odyssey. They were bound in deep, rich oxblood leather, the titles stamped in gold foil along the spines. The pages were edged in gold, and the slipcase was immaculate.
It was a piece of art, disguised as a book.
"There," Maekar said, pointing to the display.
Baelor looked at the books, letting out a low whistle of appreciation. "A stunning edition. But Maekar, he is eleven years old. Do you truly believe he will appreciate the nuance of an epic Greek poem?"
"Aemon possesses the intellectual capacity of a university scholar," Maekar defended his middle son quietly, a rare note of fierce, protective pride entering his voice. "He understands tragedy, and he understands legacy. He will cherish it."
Maekar summoned a quiet, impeccably dressed sales associate, requesting the keys to the cabinet. Within five minutes, the leather volumes were carefully wrapped in protective tissue paper and placed into a canvas bag.
"We are making significant progress," Baelor noted, checking his watch. "Daeron is outfitted for digital warfare, Aemon has his epic poetry, and Aegon is drowning in pastel fleece. I believe our mission is complete. My shadow cabinet is likely rioting in my absence."
"We are not finished," Maekar stated, shifting his grip on the bags. He looked around the third floor, his brow furrowing as he searched for the final, necessary department.
Baelor groaned. "Maekar, please. My arms are losing circulation. What more could you possibly require?"
"I need to acquire a medium for collaborative social integration," Maekar said, his tone entirely serious.
Baelor stared at him blankly. "Translate that into English, brother."
"Video games," Maekar sighed, rolling his eyes at his own reliance on corporate jargon. "I need to buy them video games."
Baelor actually dropped one of the carrier bags on the floor. "Video games? You? The man who confiscated their consoles and locked them in the basement because you claimed digital entertainment was rotting their neural pathways?"
"I was acting out of frustration, not logic," Maekar admitted, the confession costing him a significant amount of pride. He picked up Baelor's dropped bag and shoved it back into his brother's chest. "Aerion has made friends at his new institution. He spends his lunch hour engaging in digital debates regarding 'sniper mechanics'. If I restrict his access to these cultural touchstones, I will be actively hindering his ability to integrate with his peers. Furthermore, if I provide games that require cooperative gameplay, it will force the three of them to interact with one another outside of their academic rivalries."
Baelor looked at his brother, and a slow, incredibly fond smile spread across his face.
"You are actually doing this," Baelor murmured softly. "You are actually trying."
Maekar’s jaw tightened. He didn't want praise. He didn't want a sentimental moment in the middle of a department store. He just wanted to fix the miserable atmosphere he had created in his own home.
"We are going to the gaming section," Maekar ordered, turning on his heel.
The gaming section was located adjacent to the electronics kiosk. It was loud and plastered with vibrant posters of heavily armed soldiers, cartoon plumbers, and aggressive-looking sports cars.
Maekar stood in front of a wall of plastic cases, entirely out of his depth. He understood global economics; he did not understand the appeal of a digital hedgehog collecting gold rings.
"What do children play?" Maekar asked, crossing his arms and glaring at the wall as if the plastic cases were hostile negotiators. "Aerion mentioned something called 'Call of Duty'."
Baelor stepped up beside him, scanning the titles. "I believe that is a highly violent, militaristic simulation. It is rated for mature audiences, Maekar. Are you certain you want them simulating combat?"
"They are Targaryens. Combat is in their blood," Maekar grunted. "However, I specifically require titles that mandate teamwork."
They spent ten minutes scrutinizing the backs of the plastic cases, two men in suits trying to decipher the complex mechanics of split-screen co-op modes and online multiplayer lobbies.
Ultimately, Maekar selected four games. He chose the latest iteration of the violent military shooter Aerion had mentioned, a highly competitive kart-racing game to foster aggressive sibling rivalry, a open-world fantasy adventure game involving dragons—because the irony was simply too good to pass up—and a chaotic, cooperative cooking simulator that looked designed entirely to cause frantic, screaming panic among players.
"If they are going to engage in digital violence, they will do so collaboratively," Maekar declared, slapping the stack of games onto the checkout counter.
"That cooking game is going to cause a fistfight," Baelor warned, chuckling as the cashier rang them up. "I played it with a colleague once. I nearly threw a controller at his head because he failed to chop the onions in time."
"Then it will build resilience," Maekar replied smoothly, paying for the games and adding them to the overflowing mountain of bags.
"Right," Baelor sighed, hoisting his half of the burden. "Tablet. Books. Games. Infant apparel. Magnets. We are officially done. We are retreating to the vehicle, and I am demanding a proper, un-rushed glass of scotch the moment we return to the estate."
"Agreed," Maekar nodded, feeling a exhausted sense of satisfaction settle into his bones.
They turned their backs on the electronics department and headed toward the main concourse, intending to take the glass elevators directly down to the parking garage.
They were halfway across the polished marble floor when Maekar suddenly stopped.
He stopped so abruptly that Baelor nearly collided with his back.
"Maekar, keep moving, I am losing feeling in my fingers," Baelor complained, trying to sidestep him.
Maekar didn't move. He stood perfectly still, his eyes locked onto a storefront located on the opposite side of the concourse.
It was a music retailer. The bright, neon sign above the door read Harmonics & Brass. The display windows were filled with gleaming grand pianos, rows of electric guitars, and towering stacks of amplifiers.
But sitting directly in the center of the main display window, illuminated by a halo of harsh, dramatic spotlights, was an acoustic drum kit.
It was a breathtaking piece of musical machinery. It was a six-piece professional set, finished in a deep, glossy, glittering crimson red lacquer. The chrome hardware gleamed flawlessly. The cymbals were pristine, hand-hammered bronze, completely untouched. It looked loud. It looked like an absolute nightmare for any parent who valued silence.
Maekar stared at the drum kit, a low, dangerous growl vibrating deep in his chest.
No, Maekar’s peace-loving brain screamed. Absolutely not. You paid for the after-school club. You paid the maintenance surcharge. You do not bring the noise into the sanctuary of the estate.
Baelor followed his brother's gaze. He saw the glittering, metallic drum kit in the window.
Baelor’s eyes widened in horror. "Maekar. Do not even look at it. Keep walking."
"Aerion requires practice," Maekar murmured, his voice sounding distant, almost trance-like.
"He can practice at the school!" Baelor argued, panic rising in his chest. "Maekar, you despise loud noises! You threw a vase at the wall last month because the landscapers were operating a leaf blower too close to your study! If you buy that boy a drum kit, you are actively inviting a sonic apocalypse into your own home!"
"If he is to master an instrument, he must dedicate hours to its perfection," Maekar argued back, his corporate logic warring violently with his desire for peace and quiet. "Mr. Stool cannot be expected to mold a prodigy in two hours a week. If Aerion is a drummer, he must have the tools to be excellent."
"He is ten years old!" Baelor pleaded, physically tugging on Maekar’s sleeve. "He is not joining a touring rock band! Walk away!"
"Targaryens do not half-ass their endeavors, Baelor," Maekar stated, his jaw setting into a stubborn line.
He shook off his brother's grip and marched directly across the concourse, pushing through the glass doors of Harmonics & Brass.
Baelor let out a defeated groan, dropping his head backward in despair, and followed his brother into the breach.
The music store was quiet, save for the faint sound of a teenager poorly strumming an acoustic guitar in the back corner.
A sales associate with tattooed arms and a gauge piercing in his ear was standing behind the main counter, polishing a cymbal stand. He looked up as Maekar approached.
"I require the immediate acquisition of the percussive arrangement currently displayed in your front window," Maekar commanded, his voice echoing over the quiet strumming.
The tattooed employee blinked, setting his polishing cloth down. He looked at the man, and then he looked at the nine-thousand-pound professional drum kit in the window.
"The... the crimson Tama Starclassic, sir?" the employee asked, verifying that this man in a suit actually wanted the loudest, most aggressive kit in the store.
"Yes," Maekar confirmed flatly. "I will also require a full complement of noise-dampening pads, a professional-grade adjustable throne, and three dozen pairs of standard wooden striking implements."
"Drumsticks, sir. Right," the employee nodded slowly, booting up his register. "That is a professional touring kit, sir. It is incredibly loud. Are you setting it up in a studio?"
"I am setting it up in the East Wing recreational hall of my private residence," Maekar replied, shooting a dark, challenging look at Baelor, who was standing behind him, rubbing his temples in agony. "You will package it entirely. I want it delivered and fully assembled by your technicians by tomorrow afternoon at three o'clock."
"Tomorrow afternoon?" The employee winced. "Sir, our delivery and assembly technicians are usually booked out two weeks in advance—"
Maekar didn't say a word. He simply reached into his pocket, pulled out the black American Express card, and placed it onto the counter, right next to a crisp, fresh stack of five one-hundred-pound notes.
The employee stared at the cash. He stared at the black card. He swallowed hard.
"Tomorrow at three o'clock, sir," the employee confirmed instantly, sweeping the cash off the counter with lightning speed. "We will have a team there. Absolutely."
Maekar signed the exorbitant receipt with a slash of his pen.
He turned around, his hands empty—the kit was being delivered, mercifully saving him from having to haul a bass drum through the mall—and looked at his brother.
"The acquisition phase," Maekar announced, his voice tight with the realization of the sonic terror he had just unleashed upon his own life, "is now officially complete. Let us go home."
Baelor simply sighed, hoisting the heavy bags of books, games, and infant clothes. "You are an absolute madman, Maekar. May the gods have mercy on our eardrums."
The shopping expedition had spiraled far beyond a simple errand, eating through day until the last of the pale daylight was bleeding out across the city.
The drive back to the Targaryen estate was swift, silent, and tense.
Maekar navigated the Aston Martin through the darkening city streets, the trunk and backseat completely overflowing with shopping bags. He had essentially purchased a small retail store. He had bought joy. He had bought chaos. He had bought the tools required to dismantle the suffocating, silent tomb his home had become.
And as the iron gates of the estate swung open, allowing the sports car to glide up the sweeping driveway, Maekar felt a spike of anxiety.
He didn't know how to do this. He didn't know how to be the warm, gift-giving father. He was a disciplinarian. He was the enforcer. How was he supposed to walk into the house and hand his sons the exact things they had been begging for, without it feeling like a hollow, transactional bribe?
He parked the car near the front steps, cutting the engine.
"Right," Baelor sighed, pushing his door open. "Let us deliver the spoils of war. I will help you carry them in, but then I am retreating to my home before the noise begins."
They unloaded the car in silence. Maekar grabbed the white electronics bag, the games, and the bag full of baby clothes. Baelor took the heavy books and the plush purple dragon.
They walked up the marble steps and pushed the front doors open.
The estate was quiet.
"They are likely in the downstairs study," Maekar murmured, walking across the foyer. "It is the designated hour for homework."
He approached the door of the study. It was slightly ajar.
Maekar pushed it open, stepping into the room, Baelor trailing closely behind him.
Daeron, Aemon, and Aerion were sitting around the central table, their textbooks and worksheets spread out before them. But they weren't working in tense, miserable silence.
Daeron was leaning over his math textbook, trying to explain a complex equation to Aerion, who was nodding intently. Aemon was sitting across from them, reading aloud from his Latin translation, occasionally pausing to answer a question Daeron threw at him.
And sitting in the very center of the table, entirely surrounded by a fortress of hardcover books, was Aegon.
The baby was awake, chewing happily on a silver pen cap, his eyes watching his older brothers interact. He wasn't crying. He wasn't whining. He looked content in the center of the academic chaos.
The moment Maekar stepped into the room, the conversation died. The boys looked up, their postures instantly stiffening, the ingrained instinct of fear returning to their eyes.
Maekar hated that look. He hated that his mere presence was enough to extinguish their ease.
He didn't say a word. He walked into the room. He approached the table, and with a swift, decisive movement, he dropped the bags onto the polished wood, right next to Aegon’s book-fort.
The bags landed with a thud.
The boys stared at the bags. They stared at the bright logos of the electronics store and the high-end bookshop.
"I have... made a few purchases," Maekar announced, his voice tight and incredibly uncomfortable with the vulnerability of the moment. He cleared his throat, forcing himself to continue. "It has come to my attention that the recreational resources within this estate are woefully inadequate for your respective ages."
He reached into the white electronics bag, pulling out the box containing the Pro-Series Studio Display tablet.
He didn't hand it to Daeron gently. He practically shoved it across the table toward his eldest son.
"Daeron," Maekar grunted. "You require appropriate infrastructure for your graphic design club. This device possesses zero-latency tracking and a terabyte of storage. I expect your digital creations to be flawless."
Daeron stared at the box. He looked at the picture of the edge-to-edge screen. He looked up at his father, his jaw dropping completely open, his eyes wide with shock.
"Dad," Daeron breathed, his voice trembling. "This... this is the Pro-Series. This is what actual architects use. This is... I can't... thank you. Thank you so much!"
Daeron scrambled out of his chair, entirely forgetting his cool, older-brother persona, and threw his arms around his father’s waist in a tight hug.
Maekar stiffened, completely unused to the physical affection, but he awkwardly patted Daeron’s back. "Yes, well. Ensure you do not drop it."
Maekar gently detached himself, turning his attention to Aemon.
Baelor stepped forward, pulling the tissue-wrapped packages from the canvas bag. He set them gently in front of the quiet, studious boy.
"Aemon," Maekar said, his voice softening slightly. "Your uncle and I agreed that standard curriculum paperbacks are an insult to a true scholar. These are first-edition, leather-bound translations of Homer’s epics."
Aemon carefully peeled back the tissue paper. When he saw the rich, oxblood leather and the gold foil stamping, he actually gasped. He ran his small fingers over the cover, his eyes shining with reverence.
"They are beautiful," Aemon whispered, looking up at his father, his voice thick with emotion. "Thank you, Father. I will read them with the utmost care."
"I know you will," Maekar nodded proudly.
Finally, Maekar turned to Aerion.
Aerion was sitting quietly in his chair, watching his brothers receive their extravagant gifts. He didn't look jealous. He just looked incredibly happy that the tension in the room had finally broken.
Maekar reached into the final bag, pulling out the tall stack of plastic video game cases. He set them down in front of his youngest son.
"Aerion," Maekar rumbled. "I am aware that I previously confiscated your digital entertainment consoles. That... directive has been rescinded. You will find your consoles returned to your respective bedrooms by this evening."
Aerion’s eyes widened. "Really?"
"Yes," Maekar confirmed, tapping the top of the game stack. "However, these specific acquisitions are not for solitary use. They are cooperative multi-player simulations. A military operation, a high-speed racing circuit, a fantasy adventure, and a... culinary stress test. You are to utilize them collaboratively. With your brothers."
Aerion stared at the games, and then he looked up at his father. He understood exactly what Maekar was doing. He was giving them permission to be kids again. He was giving them permission to be a family.
"Thank you, Dad," Aerion smiled, a massive, brilliant, unburdened beam of joy. "I'll teach them how to play the racing one. I'm really good at it."
"There is one final matter," Maekar said, crossing his arms over his chest, bracing himself for the sonic reality of his next announcement. "Aerion. I have arranged for a delivery tomorrow afternoon at three o'clock. A team of technicians will be assembling red professional-grade acoustic drum kit in the East Wing recreational hall. If you are to strike a percussive instrument, you will have the tools to do so properly."
The silence in the study was deafening.
Daeron slowly turned his head, staring at his father in horror. "A drum kit? An actual, real drum kit? Inside the house?"
"Yes," Maekar stated flatly.
"He's going to play the drums while I'm trying to read Homer?!" Aemon panicked, clutching his leather books to his chest.
"You will learn to focus through distractions," Maekar countered smoothly.
Aerion didn't say a word. He simply launched himself out of his chair, sprinting around the table, and crashed into his father, wrapping his arms tightly around Maekar’s legs.
"Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!" Aerion cheered, his voice muffled against Maekar’s trousers.
Maekar looked down at the boy, a genuine smile finally breaking across his face. He rested his hand on Aerion’s silver hair, letting the noise of his sons arguing about volume levels and video games wash over him.
The house was no longer a tomb.
"Right," Baelor sighed, stepping back toward the door, having delivered the plush purple dragon and the pastel onesies to the center of the table for Aegon. "My work here is done. I am retreating to my home before the drumming begins tomorrow. Goodnight, Maekar. Goodnight, boys."
"Goodnight, Uncle Baelor," the boys chorused happily.
Maekar watched his brother leave, feeling a sense of peace settle over him.
"Finish your homework," Maekar instructed, gently detaching Aerion. "I will be in the kitchen. Dinner will be served shortly."
He turned and walked out of the study, leaving the boys to excitedly inspect their new treasures.
Maekar walked down the shadowed hallway toward the industrial kitchen at the back of the estate.
The room was gleaming with stainless steel and white marble. The private chef had already departed for the evening, leaving a prepared meal warming in the ovens.
Maekar walked in, loosening his silk tie and unbuttoning the collar of his dress shirt. He was exhausted. He had instructed Thomas, the driver, to leave Aegon’s finger-painting from today on the kitchen island so he could put on the fridge himself.
He approached the island. The marble was completely bare.
Maekar frowned, pulling his phone out to draft a sharp text to Thomas regarding the inability to follow simple instructions.
But as he turned toward the refrigerator, he stopped dead in his tracks.
The pristine, brushed-steel surface of the refrigerator—which had remained completely bare for the last five years—was currently covered.
There wasn't just one painting. There were four pieces of paper, hastily stuck to the metal with cheap, plastic magnets that looked like they had been purchased from a corner store.
Right in the dead center of the drawings was a piece of torn, lined notebook paper covered in messy, frantic handwriting.
Maekar stepped closer, his brow furrowing in deep confusion. He plucked the note from beneath a plastic magnet shaped like a banana and began to read.
To Dictionary Boy,
First of all, you’re a bit of a cunt, you know that? You really need to look at your phone more often instead of entirely ignoring the world for your corporate takeovers.
Since you clearly don't check your messages, here is the daily report: Aerion had a brilliant day. He actually hung out with some mates at lunch and paid attention in his classes without setting anything on fire. Aegon was an absolute angel. He had two naps, finished his whole bottle, and even tried some new safe foods at lunch without a fuss. He's a legend.
I came home with Aerion and Egg after the after-school art club because Thomas was running late. When I got here, your private chef was trying to serve the boys seared scallops and asparagus puree. I don't care how rich you are, that is an awful, miserable dinner for kids. So, I hijacked your driver and took all four of your boys to McDonald's. Daeron inhaled twenty chicken nuggets. You're welcome.
While we were eating, I made Daeron and Aemon draw something for you on the back of the tray liners. I also brought one of Aerion’s actual art pieces home from school. Now all four of your boys have something on the fridge. Normal houses have art on the fridge, Maekar.
I left when your miserable, sour-faced evening nanny finally showed up. But not before I had a quick neb around your house. It is unbelievably dull. It lacks any sort of warmth or colour. Honestly, it’s just as depressing and grey as you are. And speaking of depressing—I peeked into Aerion’s room. It’s completely bare. You went way overboard on the punishment, mate. He’s ten years old, not a prisoner of war. At least give the kid his stuff back. It's cruel. Check your phone. I sent you videos of Egg today. Cheers,
Kat.
Maekar stood in the dead center of the kitchen, entirely paralyzed.
He read the letter a second time. And then a third.
You’re a bit of a cunt, you know that? No one spoke to him like that. Absolutely no one. She had invaded his home, hijacked his driver, fed his boys greasy fast food, redecorated his appliances, insulted his interior design, and actively called him out on his parenting.
Maekar slowly looked up from the notebook paper to the refrigerator door.
In the top left corner was Aegon’s finger-painting—a chaotic smear of bright yellow and red. In the top right was a surprisingly detailed sketch of a velociraptor done by Aerion. On the bottom left, drawn on the back of a greasy McDonald's tray liner, was a perfectly symmetrical, mathematically precise geometric pattern Daeron had clearly drawn with a ruler. And on the bottom right was a sketch of a chessboard from Aemon.
Maekar stared at the four pieces of paper. The splash of color, the messy humanity of it all, breathed a strange, chaotic life into the room.
He swallowed hard, the insult in her letter completely overshadowed by happiness.
At least give the kid his stuff back. It's cruel.
Maekar closed his eyes, rubbing his temple. He remembered the wounded gasp Aerion had let out in his office when he ordered the room stripped. He had been so blind with rage and exhaustion that he hadn't stopped to consider the emotional toll. Kat was right. It was little overboard.
Maekar reached into his pocket and pulled out his phone. He unlocked it, opening his messages.
There were ten unread messages from an unknown number.
He opened the thread. It was six photos and four short videos.
The first photo was of Aegon, his face smeared with a bit of chocolate, sitting on Kat’s lap and grinning widely at the camera. The second was a selfie Kat with Aegon with the chickens, Aegon playing with a block featuring Kat sticking her tongue out, one with Daeron, Aerion, and Aemon crowded into the frame behind her, all of them holding up McDonald's french fries and laughing. A few more pictures of the boys in McDonald's and some of Aegon during his day with Kat.
Maekar tapped the video.
It was a clip of Aegon sitting in a highchair in her art classroom. Kat’s voice—bright, warm, and entirely infectious—could be heard behind the camera, making silly, exaggerated popping noises.
On the screen, Aegon threw his head back and let out a loud, joyous, echoing belly laugh.
Another showed Aegon standing on Kat’s feet in the rose garden.
Another of Aegon dancing in the makeshift desk fort and the rest were of Aegon being messy with paint.
Maekar stared at the screen, the sound of his youngest son’s laughter ringing in the quiet, empty kitchen. He hadn't heard Aegon laugh like that before. He hadn't seen Daeron look so unburdened.
Maekar slowly lowered the phone. He looked back at the messy, chaotic display on his refrigerator, and then down at the piece of notebook paper still clutched in his hand.
She was a nightmare. She was foul-mouthed, entirely disrespectful, and a disruption to his carefully ordered existence.
And she’d beaten him to hanging up his son’s artwork.
Notes:
If you’re screaming at Kat calling Maekar a "cunt" to his face (via letter), please leave a kudos and/or a comment!
Chapter 16: Chapter Sixteen: Happy Meals and Hostile Architecture
Summary:
In which the Kat invades the Mausoleum,commits psychological warfare in the Dragon's Lair and the Heirs experience a "Happy Meal" heist
Song recommendation for this chapter -
Castle – Halsey
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
By the time Kat's alarm when off at four-thirty, signal the official end of the Urban Arts after-school club. Kat was operating on fumes, willpower, and the lingering adrenaline of the day.
The classroom was finally quiet. The students had washed the spray paint off their hands, packed away their preliminary mural sketches, and dispersed into the cold Friday evening.
Kat was sitting in the center of the mats, her legs crossed, leaning back against the wooden panel of a desk. Her pastel patchwork bunny onesie was now adorned with a few stray smudges of charcoal and a very distinct, sticky handprint of mashed banana on the left shoulder.
Lying across her chest, entirely dead to the world, was Aegon.
The one-year-old had hit his limit. He had painted, he had danced, he had been cooed over by three dozen different children, and his tiny social battery had completely drained. He was currently fast asleep, his thumb tucked securely into his mouth, his breathing slow and rhythmic against Kat’s collarbone.
Kat rested her chin lightly on the top of his head, gently rubbing his back. She reached into her pocket with her free hand, pulling out her phone.
She unlocked the screen, her eyes narrowing into a fierce, irritated glare.
She opened her email. She opened her text messages. She checked every single digital avenue available to her.
Nothing.
Absolute, complete radio silence from Maekar Targaryen.
Kat had sent him six photos and four videos throughout the afternoon. She had sent him proof that his son was happy, safe, and thriving in the environment he shipped his children off to. She had sent him a picture of a finger-painting that belonged in a museum, specifically challenging him to put it on his fridge.
And he had completely ghosted her.
"If that man is actually sitting in a glass tower right now, ignoring his phone to look at a spreadsheet," Kat muttered under her breath, her northern accent thickening with exhaustion and irritation, "I am going to march down to the financial district and strangle him with his own tie."
It was infuriating. It was insulting. But more than that, it was sad. She looked down at the sleeping baby in her arms. How could any parent receive a video of their child laughing like that and not immediately respond? How could a father be so utterly disconnected from the joy of his own children?
"Kat?"
Aerion’s quiet voice broke through her dark thoughts.
Kat looked up. Aerion was standing near the sinks, his backpack slung over his shoulder, his tie-dye hoodie on against the chill. He looked just as exhausted as his baby brother, but his eyes were bright and content.
"Thomas is here," Aerion said softly, gesturing toward the fire doors at the back of the room. "I saw the headlights pull up outside."
Kat let out a sigh, carefully shifting her weight so as not to wake the sleeping baby. "Right. The carriage awaits. Grab the baby bag, Duck. Let's go face the music."
Aerion hurried over, hoisting the black diaper bag onto his other shoulder.
Kat stood up smoothly, adjusting Aegon’s weight against her hip. She grabbed her tote bag, gave the classroom one last sweeping glance to ensure nothing had been left unattended, and walked out the door.
The freezing evening air hit her like a physical blow as they pushed through the fire doors and out into the staff parking lot. The sky was dark, the streetlamps casting long, orange shadows across the damp asphalt.
The town car was parked in its usual spot. Thomas, the driver, was standing by the open rear door, his breath pluming in white clouds in the cold air.
Thomas looked incredibly stressed. He didn't offer his usual, warm smile as they approached. He looked at Kat, he looked at the sleeping baby, and he swallowed hard, wringing his gloved hands together.
"Good evening, Miss Hart. Master Aerion," Thomas greeted, his voice tight.
"Evening, Thomas," Kat replied, stepping up to the car. She gently turned to maneuver Aegon into the car seat installed in the back. "He’s entirely out cold. He had a massive day. He had two naps, but the art club completely wiped him out."
She secured the five-point harness with practiced ease, tucking a blanket around the baby's legs. She stepped back, turning to the driver.
"Right, so, what's the handover protocol?" Kat asked, crossing her arms over her chest to ward off the chill. "Dictionary Boy—sorry, Mr. Targaryen—never actually bothered to tell me when he was getting off work. Is he meeting you at the house?"
Thomas physically flinched. He looked at the ground, clearly agonizing over the information he had to deliver.
"Miss Hart," Thomas began, his voice dropping into a mortified, apologetic whisper. "Mr. Targaryen is... not currently at the estate. His executive assistant informed me that he departed the corporate tower a few hour ago, but he has not returned home. He is not expected back until approximately five-thirty or six o'clock."
Kat frowned, her brow furrowing. "Okay. So who is at the house?"
Thomas cleared his throat, looking utterly miserable. "Master Daeron and Master Aemon were dropped off at four o'clock. They are currently unsupervised in the study. The evening childcare professional..." Thomas winced. "...is not scheduled to arrive until quarter to six."
The parking lot was dead silent, save for the low hum of the engine.
Kat stared at the driver. Her brain processed the logistical timeline.
It was four-forty-five. Maekar wasn't home until six. The evening nanny didn't arrive until five-forty-five. The daytime nanny had been fired at six-thirty this morning.
Maekar Targaryen had dropped his one-year-old infant off at a public school, entirely assumed that the school would keep him until the end of the after-school clubs, and completely failed to arrange for a competent adult to be present at his own home to receive the child when the driver dropped him off. He had just assumed Thomas would hand the baby over to... who? The twelve-year-old?
A hot, blinding flash of fury exploded in Kat’s chest.
"He didn't arrange cover," Kat stated, her voice dropping into a low, lethal purr that made Thomas take a physical step backward. "He fired the nanny, dumped the kid on me, and then didn't even bother to make sure someone was home to take him back."
"I am so incredibly sorry, Miss Hart," Thomas pleaded, looking desperate. "I can stay with them. I can sit in the foyer with the children until Mr. Targaryen arrives. I would never leave them unattended."
"Thomas, you are a driver. You are not a nanny. It is not your job to cover for the catastrophic failings of a idiot who can't be bothered to check his own bloody schedule," Kat snapped, though her anger was entirely directed at the absent father.
She looked at Aerion. The ten-year-old was staring at his shoes, his shoulders slumped, the bright joy of the day drained from his face. He looked humiliated. He looked like a burden.
Kat’s heart broke. She refused to let him feel that way.
"Right," Kat declared, her voice ringing with authority. She turned on her heels, marching toward her Bentley parked a few spaces away. "Thomas. You take Aerion and Aegon in the tank. I am following you in my car. I am going to your house."
Aerion’s head snapped up, his eyes wide with shock. "You're coming to the estate?"
"Too right I am, Duck," Kat called back, unlocking the Bentley with a sharp click. "I am not handing a sleeping one-year-old over to an empty house. I will sit in your living room, and I will wait for your father to walk through the front door, and then I am going to politely, firmly explain to him exactly how a calendar works."
Thomas let out a shuddering breath of relief. "Thank you, Miss Hart. Truly."
"Don't thank me yet, Thomas. If I see him, I might end up in jail for manslaughter," Kat grumbled, pulling the door of the Bentley open. "Lead the way."
The drive from the lower-east district to the affluent, sprawling hills of the Targaryen estate took thirty minutes.
For the entirety of those thirty minutes, the interior of Kat’s car was filled with the sound of loud, aggressive punk rock and the even louder, highly creative stream of northern British profanity spilling from Kat’s lips.
She cursed Maekar Targaryen to hell and back. She cursed his suits, his silver hair, his arrogant emails, and his complete inability to function as a basic human parent. How could a man who commanded global logistics fail to arrange a babysitter? How could a man who had practically begged her for a distraction the other night be so utterly disconnected from the reality of his own children's lives?
He's an idiot, Kat fumed, gripping the leather steering wheel tightly as she followed the taillights of the town car. A handsome, infuriating, emotionally stunted idiot.
The convoy finally turned off the main road, gliding onto a private lane lined with towering, ancient oak trees.
Kat slowed the Bentley down as the iron gates of the Targaryen estate loomed into view. They were imposing, topped with sharp, intimidating spikes and a stylized family crest. The gates swung open silently, allowing the town car to pass through. Kat followed closely behind, entirely unimpressed by the display of wealth.
They drove up a long, sweeping driveway that seemed to stretch on for miles, flanked by manicured lawns and perfectly sculpted hedges that looked as though they had been trimmed with a laser.
Finally, the house came into view.
It wasn't a house. It was a fortress. It was a multi-story mansion constructed of pale grey stone, with dark-tinted windows and a staggering array of chimneys. It looked cold. It looked like a place where joy went to die.
Kat parked her Bentley directly behind the town car at the base of the marble steps, completely ruining the aesthetic symmetry of the driveway.
She killed the engine, grabbed her tote bag, and stepped out into the freezing air.
Aerion was already out of the car, standing by the open rear door as Thomas carefully unbuckled the sleeping Aegon.
Aerion watched Kat approach. His stomach was twisting into nervous, anxious knots. He had spent the entire drive home dreading this moment. He was terrified of what Kat would think. The estate was massive, intimidating, and very posh. People usually walked up those marble steps and instantly became quiet, respectful, and entirely cowed by the sheer weight of the Targaryen wealth.
He didn't want Kat to change. He didn't want her to become quiet.
Kat walked up to the car, her pastel bunny ears flopping in the wind. She looked at the pale grey mansion, her eyes sweeping over the immaculate facade.
She didn't gasp. She didn't look awed.
She simply wrinkled her nose in distaste.
"Well," Kat muttered, her voice ringing clearly in the quiet evening air. "This is incredibly depressing. It looks like a high-end mausoleum. Does your dad have an allergy to color?"
Aerion let out a burst of laughter, the knot in his stomach dissolving instantly. She didn't care. She didn't care about the money or the architecture. She was just Kat.
"He only likes grey and black," Aerion grinned, grabbing the diaper bag from the trunk.
"Tragic," Kat sighed, stepping forward. "Right, Thomas, hand him over. I've got him."
Thomas gently transferred the sleeping boy into Kat’s waiting arms. Aegon didn't wake; he simply snuffled softly, burying his face back into the soft fleece of her shoulder.
"Thank you, Miss Hart," Thomas murmured, looking deeply grateful. "I will park the vehicle in the garage. The front doors are unlocked."
"Cheers, Thomas," Kat nodded. She hitched Aegon higher on her hip, looking at Aerion. "Lead the way, Duck. Show me the dungeon."
Aerion led her up the steps and pushed the front doors open.
They stepped into the main foyer.
The interior was just as staggering as the exterior. The floors were polished white marble, the walls paneled in dark, expensive wood. A huge crystal chandelier hung from the vaulted ceiling, casting a cold light over a sweeping double staircase.
It was silent. The kind of silence that felt oppressive, and entirely unnatural for a house containing four boys.
Kat stood in the center of the foyer, her trainers echoing loudly against the marble. She looked around, her maternal instincts screaming. It was beautiful, yes, but it lacked any signs of life. There were no coats slung over bannisters, no muddy shoes kicked off by the door, no framed school photos on the walls. It looked like a luxury hotel lobby.
Before she could offer a critique of the interior design, the sound of clicking footsteps echoed from a hallway to their left.
Daeron and Aemon, having heard the front doors open and the unfamiliar sound of a woman's voice, had abandoned their homework in the study to investigate.
The two boys stepped into the foyer. They were wearing loungewear, their silver hair perfectly styled. They looked exactly like miniature, polished replicas of their father.
They stopped dead in their tracks.
Daeron’s jaw dropped completely open. Aemon’s eyes widened behind his book.
They stared at the woman standing in their foyer. She was wearing a patchwork, pastel fleece onesie with massive floppy bunny ears. She had fiery red hair and she was currently holding their baby brother, who was wearing a matching bunny suit.
To boys raised in rigid, corporate formality, it was like watching a cartoon character step out of a television screen and into their living room.
Kat looked at the two stunned, silent boys. She looked at their identical silver hair and their wide eyes.
"OoOookay then," Kat drawled loudly, breaking the absolute silence. "You two must be the older models. Daeron and Aemon, right?"
Daeron snapped his mouth shut, exchanging a bewildered glance with Aemon. "Uh. Yes. I am Daeron. This is Aemon."
"Brilliant. I'm Kat. Aerion told me all about you guys," Kat smiled, entirely unbothered by their staring. She hitched Aegon higher on her hip. "Right, pleasantries out of the way. Aerion, point me toward the nursery. This little lad needs to be put down before my arms fall off, he is dead to the world."
Aerion, who was fighting a grin at the look of shock on his brothers' faces, nodded quickly. "It's upstairs, Kat. First door on the right."
"Lead the way, Mr. Assistant," Kat ordered, marching toward the sweeping staircase.
She followed Aerion up the steps, leaving Daeron and Aemon standing in the foyer, speechless.
"Did Aerion just bring a giant rabbit home?" Daeron whispered, staring after them.
"I believe that is his form tutor," Aemon replied, pushing his glasses up his nose. "She is... remarkably colorful."
Upstairs, Aerion pushed open the door to Aegon’s nursery.
Kat stepped inside, fully expecting to see a room befitting a billionaire's infant. She expected sprawling murals, massive toy boxes, and plush, vibrant rugs.
Instead, she stepped into a room that was entirely, depressingly grey.
The walls were painted a soft, muted dove-grey. The crib was dark, polished mahogany, matching the dresser. The curtains were blackout shades of slate. There was a single, pristine rocking horse in the corner, and a small bookshelf containing classic, leather-bound children's tales that looked as though they had never been touched.
There was no color. There was no joy. It was perfectly curated room designed for a magazine spread, not a child.
"Bloody hell," Kat whispered, genuinely appalled. She walked over to the crib, her heart aching for the little boy in her arms. "It’s like a sensory deprivation tank in here. No wonder he loved the classroom so much. I expected a lot more from a man who makes more money in a day than most people see in a lifetime."
Aerion stood in the doorway, looking ashamed. "My dad picked it out. He likes things to look neat."
"Neat is for spreadsheets, Aerion, not nurseries," Kat sighed, gently lowering the sleeping Aegon into the crib. She carefully unzipped the pastel bunny onesie, maneuvering the toddler out of it so he wouldn't overheat in his sleep, leaving him in his soft cotton undershirt.
She tucked a stiff cashmere blanket around him, making a mental note to buy the kid a colorful, fluffy fleece blanket the next time she went to the shops.
Aegon didn't stir. He just breathed softly, entirely exhausted.
Kat stepped back, grabbing the high-tech digital baby monitor resting on the dresser. She clipped it to the pocket of her onsie.
"Right. He’ll be out for at least an hour," Kat whispered, turning back to Aerion. "Let's go downstairs and interrogate the older models."
They walked back down the grand staircase. Daeron and Aemon were sitting tentatively in the formal living room, perched on the edges of immaculate white sofas, looking incredibly uncomfortable.
Kat didn't stand on ceremony. She marched into the room, kicked off her trainers, leaving them haphazardly near the coffee table, and threw herself backward onto the white sofa, sinking deep into the cushions with a dramatic groan.
Daeron and Aemon flinched, fully expecting an alarm to sound or their father to materialize from the shadows to reprimand her for putting her feet on the furniture.
"So," Kat began, stretching her legs out and crossing her brightly colored socks at the ankles. She looked at the two stiff boys. "Aerion tells me you lot are basically locked in a study doing homework until your eyes bleed. Is that true?"
Daeron hesitated, looking at Aerion for guidance. Aerion just nodded encouragingly.
"We have... rigorous academic expectations, Miss Hart," Daeron answered formally, his posture rigid.
"Please, call me Kat. Miss Hart makes me feel like I should be wielding a ruler," Kat waved a hand dismissively. "And 'rigorous academic expectations' sounds like a fancy way of saying you're miserable. What are you actually working on?"
It took ten minutes of relentless, empathetic questioning, but Kat finally managed to crack the aristocratic armor.
She didn't talk down to them. She didn't treat them like fragile heirs to an empire. She treated them exactly like she treated her gremlins at school—with blunt honesty, genuine interest, and a healthy dose of sarcasm.
Slowly, the boys began to open up. Aemon tentatively explained the complexities of the Latin translation he was struggling with, his eyes lighting up when Kat actually asked a follow-up question about the historical context rather than just nodding blankly. Daeron complained loudly, and with increasing theatricality, about the sheer injustice of having to wear a blazer while Aerion got to wear band t-shirts.
"I'm telling you, Kat, it's a human rights violation," Daeron grumbled, finally slumping back against the sofa cushions, abandoning his perfect posture. "The tie is actively restricting blood flow to my prefrontal cortex."
"I believe you," Kat laughed, immensely proud of the fact that she had managed to get them to relax in their own living room.
Before the conversation could delve deeper into the tyranny of school uniforms, the double doors swung open.
A tall, imposing man wearing white chef's coat and a tall toque stepped into the living room. He carried a silver tray, resting an immaculate white linen napkin over his forearm. He looked at the three boys, and then his eyes landed on Kat, currently lounging on the white sofa in a pastel bunny suit.
The chef blinked, entirely derailed by the visual.
"Ahem," the chef coughed politely, recovering his professional composure. "Excuse me. I was unaware we had a guest for the evening. Master Daeron, dinner is prepared and waiting in the warming ovens for when your father returns. I am departing for the evening."
"Thank you, Jean-Luc," Daeron nodded formally.
Kat sat up slightly, intrigued. "Ooh, private chef. Posh. What's on the menu, Jean-Luc? I'm absolutely starving."
Jean-Luc puffed his chest out slightly, clearly proud of his culinary execution. "This evening's service consists of pan-seared diver scallops, accompanied by an asparagus and white truffle puree, finished with a Meyer lemon beurre blanc."
The living room fell entirely silent.
Kat stared at the chef. She stared at him for an agonizing five seconds.
"Scallops," Kat repeated, her voice deadpan. "And asparagus puree."
"Yes, madam," Jean-Luc nodded.
"For a nine, ten, and twelve-year-old boy," Kat clarified, gesturing toward the three kids sitting on the sofas.
"It is a highly refined, nutritionally balanced meal requested by Mr. Targaryen," the chef defended stiffly.
"Right. Okay. Thank you, Jean-Luc. Have a lovely evening," Kat said, offering a tight fake smile.
The chef bowed slightly and exited the room, the doors closing behind him.
The moment he was gone, Kat turned her head, looking directly at the three boys.
"Do any of you actually like seared scallops?" Kat asked bluntly.
Daeron and Aemon exchanged a hesitant, conditioned glance. They had been trained their entire lives to accept what was placed in front of them without complaint.
"They are... an acquired taste," Aemon mumbled quietly, pushing his glasses up his nose.
"They're fine, I guess," Daeron lied poorly, refusing to meet her eye.
"No," Aerion said loudly, entirely abandoning the pretense. He looked at Kat, his eyes wide. "They are awful. The texture is like eating a wet eraser, and the green puree tastes like grass."
Kat let out a frustrated groan, throwing her hands in the air.
"I knew it!" Kat declared, pushing herself off the sofa. "Wet erasers and grass. Absolute child abuse. I don't care how rich your father is, or how refined his palate supposedly is, feeding a twelve-year-old an asparagus puree after a long day of school is a crime against humanity."
"We have to eat it," Daeron sighed, sounding resigned. "Dad checks the plates when he gets home. If we don't eat it, we get a lecture on ingratitude."
"Not tonight you don't," Kat announced, her mismatched eyes flashing with a rebellious light. She grabbed her tote bag from the floor. "Your dad can sit alone at his table and eat his wet erasers by himself. We are going out."
The boys stared at her.
"Out?" Aemon asked, bewildered. "Where?"
"We are going to experience a cultural phenomenon that has clearly been denied to you for far too long," Kat grinned, a wicked, conspiratorial spark in her eye. "Go put your shoes on, gremlins. I am taking you to McDonald's."
The reaction was instantaneous.
Daeron’s jaw dropped open. "McDonald's? The fast-food establishment? We... we have never been allowed to eat fast food. Father claims it is comprised entirely of synthetic fillers and red dye."
"Your father is a fun-sponge who wouldn't know a good time if it hit him in the face with a brick," Kat countered smoothly, waving them toward the hallway. "Shoes. Now. We leave in twenty minutes."
The boys didn't need to be told twice. The thrill of openly defying their father's strict dietary mandates, combined with the legendary allure of forbidden fast food, was intoxicating. They scrambled off the sofas, sprinting toward the front foyer to grab their coats and shoes.
Twenty three minutes later, the baby monitor clipped to her onesie crackled to life with a waking whine.
Kat hurried upstairs, retrieving a sleepy, warm Aegon from his bleak grey crib. She changed his nappy with practiced ease, dressed him back in the pastel bunny suit, and carried him downstairs, talking to him in a soft, constant stream of cheerful nonsense about the adventures they were about to have.
"Right, troops, assemble!" Kat called out as she reached the foyer.
Daeron, Aemon, and Aerion were standing by the front doors, practically vibrating with excitement.
Kat led them out the front doors and down the marble steps toward her Bentley. She strapped Aegon into the car seat in the back, ensuring he was secure.
As she turned around, she found the three older boys standing awkwardly by the passenger doors, embroiled in a fierce, whispered argument.
"I am the eldest, therefore I am entitled to the front passenger seat," Daeron argued, crossing his arms aggressively. "It is a basic hierarchy of privilege."
"You are the eldest, but I possess the longest legs," Aemon countered logically. "Therefore, I require the additional legroom provided by the front cabin. Aerion is the smallest; he belongs in the center rear."
"I know her!" Aerion protested loudly. "She’s my teacher! I should sit in the front!"
Kat leaned against the driver's side door, watching them bicker. They sounded exactly like every other group of siblings on the planet, stripped of their aristocratic polish.
"Right, that's enough," Kat interrupted, clapping her hands once. "We resolve disputes in this car using the ancient, highly respected laws of combat. Rock, paper, scissors. Tournament style. Go."
The boys blinked. They had never played rock, paper, scissors to settle a dispute. Their father usually just assigned them locations based on arbitrary rules.
"On three," Kat instructed. "One, two, three, shoot!"
The boys threw their hands out. Daeron threw rock. Aerion threw scissors. Aemon, the quiet, analytical nerd, threw paper, successfully covering Daeron’s rock.
"Ha!" Aemon cheered, a rare, brilliant smile breaking across his usually serious face. He didn't gloat; he simply opened the passenger door and slid into the front seat with immense satisfaction.
Daeron grumbled under his breath, deeply salty about losing to paper, but he climbed into the back seat next to Aerion without further argument.
Kat slid into the driver's seat, turning the key in the ignition. The Bentley roared to life.
"Buckle up, gremlins," Kat ordered.
She didn't drive in silence. She immediately reached over and cranked the volume dial on the stereo. A loud upbeat 80s rock anthem blasted through the car's speakers.
Daeron and Aemon jumped slightly, entirely unaccustomed to loud music in a vehicle. The town car was always kept at a low, ambient volume, usually playing classical concertos or the global financial news network.
Kat didn't just play the music; she sang along. Loudly. Terribly. She belted out the chorus at the top of her lungs, drumming her fingers against the leather steering wheel as she navigated the Bentley out of the estate gates and onto the main road.
Aerion, sitting in the back, immediately joined in, laughing as he attempted to match her terrible pitch.
Daeron and Aemon exchanged a look. It was undignified. It was inappropriate behavior for young men of their station.
But as Kat hit a particularly high, screeching note and Aegon giggled loudly from his car seat, Daeron couldn't help it. A uncontainable smile broke across his face. He leaned his head back against the seat and let out a loud, joyous laugh, completely surrendering to the chaos.
Aemon, sitting in the front, tentatively began to tap his fingers against his knee in time with the beat.
The drive to the commercial district was a revelation. It wasn't a sterile transport from point A to point B; it was an event. It was fun.
Kat pulled the Bentley into the brightly lit parking lot of a bustling McDonald's.
She killed the engine and turned around in her seat. "Right. Do we want to eat in the car, or do we want to brave the wilderness and eat inside?"
The boys stared at her as if she had just suggested they eat on the moon.
"Eat... in the car?" Daeron asked, horrified. "But what about crumbs? And grease? Father explicitly forbids the consumption of any food or beverage inside the vehicles. The upholstery is imported leather."
Kat rolled her eyes so hard they nearly stuck in the back of her head. "Boring. It's just a car, Daeron. It’s meant to be lived in. A few rogue chips never killed anyone."
"Inside, please," Aemon requested politely, clearly unwilling to risk the wrath of the upholstery gods.
"Inside it is," Kat agreed, popping her door open.
They walked into the brightly lit, overwhelmingly loud fast-food restaurant. The smell of frying oil and salt hit them instantly.
For Daeron, Aemon, and Aerion, it was sensory overload. They had never been inside a fast-food establishment. They stood awkwardly near the entrance, looking entirely out of place in their loungewear, staring at the glowing menu boards above the counter.
Kat didn't wait in line. She marched directly over to one of the large, digital touchscreen ordering kiosks.
"Right, gather round," Kat instructed, pulling a highchair over to their chosen booth and settling Aegon into it. She walked back to the screen. "We are going all out. Daeron, you look like a growing boy who needs protein. Twenty-piece chicken nugget share box?"
Daeron’s eyes widened. "Twenty? Is that... is that an acceptable volume of poultry for one person?"
"It is tonight," Kat winked, tapping the screen. "Aemon? Aerion? Burgers? Fries? Milkshakes?"
They ordered a mountain of food. Kat paid with a tap of her phone, entirely waving off Daeron’s awkward attempt to offer her the emergency cash his father had given him.
They grabbed their trays of food and carried them over to a large corner booth.
What followed was twenty minutes of pure culinary rebellion.
Daeron, the aristocratic heir who had spent his evening complaining about Roman agriculture, proceeded to inhale fifteen chicken nuggets in silence, dipping them into sweet and sour sauce, looking happier than he had in years. Aemon delicately dismantled a cheeseburger, analyzing the structural integrity of the pickles before consuming it with quiet enthusiasm. Aerion happily dunked his chips into a chocolate milkshake, a culinary trick Kat had taught him.
Kat sat at the head of the table, feeding Aegon small, torn-up pieces of a plain burger bun, watching the older boys with immense satisfaction.
She kept the conversation flowing. She asked Daeron about his fencing strategies, actually listening as he detailed the mechanics of a parry and riposte. She debated the historical accuracy of a recent documentary with Aemon, challenging his viewpoints and forcing him to defend his arguments. She treated them like intelligent, capable individuals, rather than fragile porcelain dolls that needed to be managed.
"Miss Hart," Daeron said suddenly, wiping his mouth with a paper napkin. He looked across the table, his expression turning entirely serious. "Aerion told me about your school. He told me about the lack of uniforms, and the art clubs, and the... chickens."
Kat chuckled. "Ah, yes. Blanche and the girls. They are a menace."
"I hate St. Jude's," Daeron confessed, his voice dropping slightly, the vulnerability startling even himself. "I hate the rigidity. I hate the expectations. Is there... is there any possibility you could speak to my father? Could you advocate for my transfer to King’s Row?"
Kat’s smile softened into a look of empathy. She looked at the twelve-year-old boy, seeing the suffocating pressure crushing his shoulders.
She wanted to say yes. She wanted to promise him she would rescue him from the blazer and the tie.
But Kat never lied to her gremlins.
"Daeron, dove," Kat said gently, leaning forward across the table. "I would love to have you in my form class. You’d fit right in. But I have to be honest with you. It’s nearly the end of the academic year. We break up for summer in a few months. And next year, you’re transitioning to high school. King’s Row is only a primary and middle school. We cap out at year-eight. You wouldn't be able to attend next year regardless."
Daeron’s face fell. The brief spark of hope extinguished, replaced by defeated resignation. He slumped back against the booth, letting out a long, miserable groan. "Of course. I am trapped in the elite pipeline forever."
"You aren't trapped," Kat countered firmly, her tone leaving no room for argument. "You are just navigating a system that wasn't built for your current needs. But I promise you this, Daeron: the next time I speak to your father, I will make it abundantly clear that you require more freedom. I will advocate for you to get off the estate and do things you actually enjoy."
Daeron looked up, a small, grateful smile touching his lips. "Thank you, Kat."
"Anytime, mate," Kat winked. She clapped her hands together. "Right! We have consumed enough sodium to preserve a mummy. Let's clear this table. We have a mission to complete before we head back to the dungeon."
The boys obediently gathered their rubbish, tossing it onto the trays.
"Wait," Kat said suddenly, reaching across the table and snatching two of the large, paper tray liners before Daeron could crumple them up. She smoothed them out flat against the table.
She reached into her tote bag and pulled out a handful of thick, black permanent markers.
"What are those for?" Aemon asked, eyeing the markers suspiciously.
"For the fridge," Kat announced, sliding a piece of paper and a marker to Daeron, and the other to Aemon. "Aerion brought a piece of artwork home from school today. But we can't have him monopolizing the refrigerator real estate. You two need to produce a masterpiece right now. Five minutes. Draw something brilliant. I don't care what it is."
Daeron and Aemon stared at the greasy paper tray liners and the markers.
"You want us to draw on trash?" Daeron asked, entirely bewildered. "And hang it on the kitchen appliance?"
"Yes, Daeron, keep up," Kat sighed dramatically. "Normal families have art hanging on their fridges. It’s a sign of life. Now draw."
Daeron, ever the precise perfectionist, grabbed the marker and immediately began using the edge of his phone case as a ruler, meticulously drafting a complex, perfectly symmetrical geometric pattern. Aemon, much more thoughtful, began sketching a surprisingly detailed chessboard, complete with shaded pieces.
Kat sat back, watching them work, a warm smile on her face. She packed Aegon’s remaining snacks into the baby bag, preparing for the departure.
"Finished," Daeron announced five minutes later, sliding his geometric masterpiece across the table. Aemon followed suit.
"Brilliant," Kat praised, gathering the greasy papers and tucking them carefully into her tote bag alongside Aerion’s sketch of a velociraptor and Aegon’s finger-painting from the morning. "Right. The art gallery is secure. Now, all we need is magnets."
She looked at Aerion. "Duck, where does your dad keep the fridge magnets? I didn't see any when I peaked in the kitchen earlier."
Aerion blinked, looking at his brothers. The three boys exchanged a blank, entirely confused look.
"Magnets?" Aerion asked slowly.
"Yeah, you know. Little plastic things with magnets on the back. To hold the paper to the metal," Kat explained, pantomiming sticking something to a wall.
"We don't have those," Daeron stated simply, as if she had asked him for a unicorn. "Father does not permit items to be adhered to the appliances. It damages the brushed steel aesthetic."
Kat stared at them. She stared at the three boys, raised in a mansion, who had absolutely no concept of a refrigerator magnet.
The suffocating sterility of their home life hit her harder than anything else they had discussed. It was tragic. It was heartbreaking.
Kat’s jaw set into a firm, stubborn line. The mismatched eyes flared with a fierce, uncompromising determination.
"Right," Kat declared, grabbing her tote bag and standing up. "Change of plans. We are not going straight home. Get in the car, gremlins."
"Where are we going?" Aemon asked, hurriedly pulling his coat on.
"We are going to the nearest corner shop," Kat announced, hoisting Aegon onto her hip. "We are going to buy the tackiest, cheapest, most obnoxiously colorful plastic magnets this city has to offer. And we are going to cover your father's pristine, brushed-steel refrigerator with them."
The boys looked at her, their eyes wide with a mixture of terror and thrilling anticipation.
They were going to vandalize the kitchen. They were going to rebel.
"Yes, Kat," Daeron grinned, entirely abandoning his aristocratic dignity.
They marched out of McDonald's and piled back into the Bentley, ready to bring a little bit of colour to the Targaryen estate.
The Bentley roared through the darkened streets of the city, its engine purring a loud, defiant counter-melody to the upbeat 80s rock track still blasting from the speakers.
Kat drove with one hand casually draped over the steering wheel, her eyes scanning the passing storefronts. In the back seat, Aerion and Daeron were huddled together, whispering excitedly about the unprecedented thrill of their fast-food heist. In the passenger seat, Aemon sat quietly, though his hands were gripping his knees with a nervous anticipation.
They were officially off-script. They were off the grid of the Targaryen family itinerary, and the adrenaline was intoxicating.
"Right, keep your eyes peeled for a glowing neon sign that looks like it hasn't been repaired since nineteen-ninety-five," Kat instructed over the music, tapping her fingers against the leather wheel. "We need a proper, authentic corner shop. None of this artisanal, organic, high-street nonsense. I want a place that sells crisps that turn your tongue blue."
"What is a corner shop?" Aemon asked, adjusting his glasses, his tone entirely earnest. "Is it an architectural designation, or a specific retail conglomerate?"
Kat let out a loud, ringing laugh. "Oh, Aemon, my sweet, sheltered summer child. A corner shop is an institution. It is the beating heart of the working class. It is a brightly lit box crammed with every single artificial preservative known to man, run by a bloke who knows exactly what time the local teenagers finish school. It is magic."
Daeron leaned forward between the front seats. "And they sell these... magnets there?"
"They sell everything," Kat promised, signaling a sharp left turn.
A few streets over, nestled between a laundromat and a shuttered pub, a brightly lit, slightly dingy convenience store came into view. The sign above the door read B&B News & Off-License in faded, cracked plastic lettering. The windows were plastered with faded advertisements for cheap mobile networks and discounted energy drinks.
"Bingo," Kat grinned, pulling the Bentley smoothly against the curb, parking half on the pavement in true, unapologetic city fashion. "Right, gremlins. Out you get."
The boys practically scrambled out of the car. Kat unbuckled Aegon, who was babbling happily, revitalized by his nap in the car seat and fast food. She hitched the baby onto her hip, ensuring the floppy bunny ears of his onesie were perfectly arranged, and led the Targaryen heirs toward the glowing entrance.
A small, tinny bell chimed loudly as Kat pushed the glass door open.
The interior of the corner shop was a jarring, overwhelming assault on the senses. The fluorescent lights overhead buzzed with a faint, audible hum. The aisles were incredibly narrow, stacked floor-to-ceiling with hundreds of brightly colored packages. It smelled strongly of dust, cheap detergent, and stale sugar.
Daeron, Aemon, and Aerion stopped dead just inside the doorway. They stood shoulder-to-shoulder, their eyes wide, staring at the unorganized abundance of the store. They looked like three Victorian time-travelers who had just been dropped into a cyberpunk dystopia.
The man behind the counter, a tired-looking older gentleman reading a newspaper, barely glanced up.
"Alright, listen to me very carefully," Kat said, dropping her voice into a hushed, conspiratorial whisper as she gathered the boys around her. She reached into the pocket of her onsie and pulled out a crumpled twenty-pound note. She handed it to Daeron.
"You have five minutes," Kat instructed, her mismatched eyes gleaming with mischief. "I want you to go down those aisles, and I want you to pick out the worst, most nutritionally devoid, violently colored snacks and drinks you can possibly find. If it contains actual, recognizable fruit, put it back. If the packaging claims it is 'organic', ignore it. I want E-numbers. I want refined sugar. Go."
Daeron stared at the twenty-pound note in his hand. He looked down the aisle to his left, which was lined entirely with foil bags of crisps in every conceivable flavor.
"We can buy anything?" Aerion asked, his voice trembling with sheer awe.
"Anything," Kat nodded firmly. "I need to go find the hardware aisle. Meet me back at the till."
The boys scattered like mice.
Kat hoisted Aegon higher on her hip and wandered toward the back of the small shop. The beauty of a proper off-license was its entirely illogical inventory system. Next to the dog food, beneath a rack of dusty lightbulbs, was a small, rotating wire carousel filled with cheap, plastic novelties.
Kat spun the carousel, her lips curving into a triumphant grin.
Hanging on small cardboard backing plates were the tackiest, most hideous plastic refrigerator magnets she had ever laid eyes on.
There was a bright yellow, aggressively curved banana. There was a horrifyingly inaccurate, cartoonish rendering of a London double-decker bus. There was a plastic slice of pizza, and a giant, googly-eyed bumblebee. They were magnificent. They were the exact opposite of brushed stainless steel and immaculate, minimalist interior design.
"Dictionary Boy is going to have an aneurysm," Kat chuckled to herself, grabbing four packs of the magnets and tossing them into her canvas tote bag.
She turned, carrying Aegon toward the confectionery aisle. The baby was pointing a finger at the brightly colored wrappers, his violet eyes wide.
"You want a treat too, don't you, Egg?" Kat cooed, bouncing him gently. "Let's find you something that won't absolutely destroy your tiny teeth, yeah?"
She bypassed the hard candies and the sour gummies, her eyes scanning the lower shelves until she found exactly what she was looking for. A small, bright yellow bag of giant milk chocolate buttons. They were soft, they melted instantly, and they were guaranteed to make a spectacular, joyous mess. She grabbed the bag.
Kat made her way back to the front counter.
The three Targaryen boys were already standing there, waiting for her. The counter was entirely buried beneath a mountain of junk food.
Daeron had selected two family-sized bags of spicy chili crisps and a toxic green caffeinated energy drink. Aerion had opted for pure sugar, piling up three different packs of sour gummy worms and a bottle of bright blue soda.
Aemon, true to form, was currently holding a packet of violently pink strawberry laces, reading the nutritional information on the back with an expression of clinical horror.
"Kat," Aemon whispered, looking up at her, adjusting his glasses. "The primary ingredient listed here is high-fructose corn syrup, followed immediately by Red Dye Number Forty. I believe consuming this may actively alter my genetic sequence."
"That's the spirit, Aemon!" Kat cheered, clapping him on the shoulder. "Embrace the mutation! Let's pay."
The man behind the counter rang up the mountain of sugar, the four packs of tacky magnets, and the bag of chocolate buttons. The total came to exactly eighteen pounds and fifty pence.
Daeron handed over the twenty-pound note, his hand shaking slightly. He had never conducted a financial transaction without an itemized invoice and his father's black American Express card.
The man handed him a one-pound coin and a fifty-pence piece in return. Daeron stared at the metal coins in his palm as if they were ancient, magical artifacts.
"Keep the change, Daeron," Kat whispered, winking at him. "Your first successful heist."
They gathered their plastic carrier bags, filled to the brim with contraband, and piled back into the Bentley.
The drive back to the Targaryen estate was significantly quieter, but the atmosphere was thick with a buzzing excitement. The boys clutched their plastic bags to their chests, entirely hyper-fixated on the forbidden treasures they were smuggling into the fortress.
As the Bentley rolled up the driveway and parked at the base of the marble steps, Kat cut the engine.
She turned around in her seat, resting her arm against the headrest.
"Right, troops. Listen up," Kat said, her tone shifting into a serious, tactical register. "We are about to re-enter the sterile zone. We do not act suspiciously. We walk through those doors like we own the place. You take your snacks, you hide them in the bottom of your school bags, and you consume them strictly within the confines of your own bedrooms. We leave no wrappers, no crumbs, and absolutely no evidence. Understood?"
"Understood," Daeron nodded firmly, his violet eyes shining with a rebellious light Kat had never seen in him before.
"Good. Now, let's go do some homework," Kat grinned, popping her door open.
They marched up the marble steps, a united front of chaos and pastel fleece.
The doors swung open, and they stepped back into the silent, imposing foyer of the estate. The contrast was staggering. The house felt colder, emptier, and infinitely more oppressive after the bright lights and laughter of the corner shop.
But this time, the boys didn't shrink into themselves. They carried the secret, greasy joy of McDonald's and the sugar-laden promise of their carrier bags like shields.
"Right to the study," Kat directed, marching across the marble floor, Aegon still balanced perfectly on her hip.
They filed into the study. The boys quickly stashed their plastic bags of contraband deep into the bottom of their respective backpacks, hiding the evidence with practiced, albeit newly acquired, stealth.
"Alright, books out," Kat ordered, dropping her own tote bag onto a leather armchair. She walked over to the central table and pulled out a chair. "I am officially off the clock, but since your father has utterly failed to provide a competent adult to supervise you, I am taking over. Who needs help first?"
For the next forty-five minutes, the silent study was transformed into a bustling, highly effective classroom.
Kat was a master educator. She didn't teach like the rigid, expensive private tutors Maekar employed. She didn't demand silence, and she didn't punish mistakes.
She sat next to Daeron, looking over his complex algebraic equations.
"Right, Daeron, you're overthinking this," Kat explained, tapping the end of her pen against the paper. "You’re looking at it like a corporate spreadsheet. Look at it like a puzzle. You’re just trying to isolate the x. Move this over here, flip the sign, and what do you get?"
Daeron stared at the paper, his brow furrowing, before his eyes widened in sudden realization. "Oh. It’s... it’s just fourteen."
"Exactly," Kat beamed, giving his shoulder a gentle shove. "You’re brilliant, mate. You just need to stop panicking before you even start the problem."
Daeron looked down at his worksheet, a small, incredibly proud smile touching his lips. He wasn't stupid. He just needed someone to explain it without a ruler in their hand.
Next, she moved to Aemon. The quiet, bespectacled boy was struggling with a historical essay analyzing the socio-economic impacts of the Roman Empire's expansion.
"Aemon, treacle, this is incredibly well-written," Kat praised, scanning the dense, academic text he had produced. "Your vocabulary is staggering. But it’s incredibly dry. You’re just listing facts. I want to know what you think. If you were a plebeian farmer living on the outskirts of Rome during the expansion, how would you feel about the taxes? Put yourself in their sandals."
Aemon blinked, looking up at her. His tutors had always demanded objective regurgitation of dates and figures. "You... you want me to insert an empathetic narrative perspective into a historical analysis?"
"I want you to tell a story," Kat smiled, tapping his textbook. "History isn't just dates, Aemon. It's people. Make me care about the people."
Aemon’s violet eyes lit up with intense academic fervor. He grabbed his pen, entirely reinvigorated, and began to write furiously.
Aerion didn't need help with his homework. He had finished his math worksheet hours ago. He was simply sitting at the table, watching Kat work with his brothers. He felt a deep sense of peace. His two worlds had collided, and instead of exploding, they had harmonized perfectly.
While the older worked, Kat turned her attention to Aegon.
The baby was sitting on the polished mahogany table, happily playing with the lid of a silver pen case.
Kat reached into her tote bag and pulled out the bright yellow bag of giant milk chocolate buttons.
"Right, little dragon," Kat cooed softly, opening the bag. The sweet smell of cheap milk chocolate wafted into the air. "You have been an angel today. You deserve a reward."
She pulled out a flat chocolate button and held it out to the toddler.
Aegon stared at it. He had never been given actual chocolate before. His diet consisted of organic fruit purees, steamed vegetables, and unflavored teething biscuits. He reached out with a chubby hand, taking the chocolate button tentatively.
He brought it to his mouth and took a bite.
The reaction was instantaneous. Aegon’s violet eyes went wide, practically bulging out of his head. He let out a loud, delighted squeal and shoved the entire remaining half of the chocolate button directly into his mouth.
"Oh, he likes that, doesn't he?" Kat laughed, watching the baby chew furiously.
Within two minutes, Aegon had consumed three giant chocolate buttons. The heat of his small hands and the enthusiasm of his eating had created an glorious disaster. He had a thick, incredibly messy smear of melted milk chocolate covering his chin, his cheeks, and the tip of his nose. He looked wildly happy.
"You look like you've been working in a coal mine, Egg," Kat giggled, reaching into her bag for a baby wipe.
Before she could wipe his face, the door of the study swung open.
Kat looked up, fully expecting to see the private chef returning, or perhaps Thomas the driver checking in.
Instead, a tall, incredibly thin woman stepped into the room. She was wearing a severely tailored, dark grey dress suit. Her hair was pulled back into a tight, lacquered chignon, and she carried a clipboard pressed tightly against her chest. Her face was a mask of cold, clinical efficiency.
This was Miss Higgins, the highly qualified, exorbitantly expensive evening childcare professional Maekar had hired.
Miss Higgins stopped just inside the doorway. Her sharp, calculating eyes swept over the scene.
She saw Daeron and Aemon, not sitting in perfect, rigid silence, but actively conversing and leaning over their homework. She saw Aerion, wearing a dark, unapproved hoodie.
And then, her eyes locked onto the mahogany table.
She saw the one-year-old Targaryen heir sitting directly on the polished wood, his face completely covered in smeared chocolate. And sitting next to him, wearing a pastel patchwork fleece onesie with floppy bunny ears was a woman she had never seen before.
Miss Higgins’s lips pursed into a tight, disapproving line.
"I beg your pardon," Miss Higgins announced, her voice clipped, nasal, and entirely devoid of warmth. "I am Miss Higgins. I am the newly appointed evening care coordinator for the Targaryen household. Who, exactly, are you? And why is the infant consuming unapproved confectionery on the antique furniture?"
The temperature in the study plummeted. The relaxed, joyful atmosphere shattered instantly. Daeron and Aemon stiffened, their postures snapping back into rigid formality. Aerion shrank down in his chair, his eyes darting nervously toward the new nanny.
Kat didn't flinch. She didn't scramble to apologize.
She slowly lowered the baby wipe. She stood up from her chair. The floppy bunny ears on her hood did absolutely nothing to diminish the terrifying, protective fury that instantly flared in her mismatched eyes.
Kat recognized the type immediately. Miss Higgins was just another Mrs. Vance in a different suit. Another cold, sterile disciplinarian hired to enforce rules rather than provide love.
Kat took a slow, deliberate step forward, placing herself squarely between the new nanny and the boys at the table.
"I am Katherine Hart," Kat stated, her northern accent sharpening into a lethal, uncompromising blade. "I am Aerion’s form tutor at King’s Row Academy. I have been providing emergency care for Aegon today at the direct, explicit request of Maekar Targaryen."
Miss Higgins bristled, looking Kat up and down with obvious disdain. "A public school teacher. I see. Well, Miss Hart, your services are no longer required. I am on the clock. I will take charge of the infant now so he can be properly sanitized and placed in his designated playpen."
"He doesn't need to be sanitized, he needs his face wiped," Kat snapped back, her voice dropping into a low, dangerous warning. "And he isn't going into a playpen. He has had a big day, he is exhausted, and he is currently enjoying a treat."
"Mr. Targaryen’s strict dietary protocols explicitly forbid the consumption of refined sugars," Miss Higgins argued, stepping forward, reaching her hands out to take Aegon from the table.
Kat’s hand shot out, faster than a striking snake, clamping firmly around Miss Higgins’s wrist, halting the woman completely.
Miss Higgins gasped, her eyes wide with shock at the physical contact.
"Listen to me very carefully, Miss Higgins," Kat whispered, her face inches away from the nanny’s, her mismatched eyes burning with a fierce, terrifying intensity. "I know exactly how this household has been run. I know the miserable, sterile rules that have been enforced upon these boys. And I am telling you, right now, that era is over."
Miss Higgins tried to pull her wrist back, but Kat’s grip was like iron.
"These boys are not corporate assets," Kat continued, her voice vibrating with passion. "They are children. If I find out that you are raising your voice at them... if I find out that you are locking this baby in a playpen and ignoring him... if I hear even a whisper that you are making them feel like burdens in their own home... I will personally ensure that your life becomes a waking nightmare. Do we have an understanding?"
Miss Higgins swallowed hard, her clinical composure entirely shattered by the ferocity of the tiny woman in the bunny suit. She looked into Kat’s eyes and saw zero hesitation.
"I... I am a professional," Miss Higgins stammered weakly.
"Be a human first," Kat ordered, releasing the woman's wrist with a sharp shove.
Kat turned her back on the terrified nanny. She picked up the baby wipe and gently, affectionately cleaned the smeared chocolate off Aegon’s face, ignoring the baby’s sleepy protests.
She picked Aegon up, holding him tightly against her chest for a long moment, pressing a soft kiss into his silver stubble.
"Be a good boy for the scary lady, Egg," Kat whispered so only the baby could hear. "I'll see you soon."
Kat turned and unceremoniously deposited the baby into Miss Higgins’s stiff, waiting arms.
"He needs a bottle in an hour, and he likes to be rocked, not patted, when he goes down to sleep," Kat instructed briskly, commandeering the handover. "Take him upstairs."
Miss Higgins didn't argue. She clutched the baby awkwardly and practically fled the study, desperate to escape the terrifying aura of the art teacher.
The oak door clicked shut behind her.
Kat let out a exhale, her shoulders slumping slightly. She hated leaving them. She hated leaving the boys in this silent tomb with strangers who didn't love them.
"Right," Kat said, turning back to the table. She forced a bright, reassuring smile onto her face. "Homework is done. The scary lady has been thoroughly warned. I think my work here is complete."
Aerion stood up from his chair, a panicked realization hitting him. She was leaving. The chaos, the color, the safety she brought with her was walking out the door, leaving them to wait for their father to return.
"You're leaving?" Aerion asked, his voice small.
"I have to, Duck," Kat sighed gently, walking over and resting a hand on his shoulder. "I've been on the clock since six-forty-five this morning. I need to go home, take these trainers off before my toes permanently fuse together, and drink a glass of whiskey."
"Can... can you stay?" Daeron asked suddenly, surprising everyone in the room, mostly himself. The eldest heir, the boy who prided himself on independence, was actively begging a public school teacher to remain in their home. "Just until Father gets back?"
Kat looked at Daeron. Her heart ached for him.
"I can't, Daeron," Kat smiled softly, entirely empathetic. "Your dad and I... we have a very specific dynamic. If he walks through that door and finds me sitting in his study in a pastel bunny onesie, he will likely pop a blood vessel. It's better for everyone if I make a stealthy exit."
She grabbed her tote bag from the armchair, hoisting it onto her shoulder.
"But," Kat added, a wicked, conspiratorial glint returning to her eye. "Before I go... I need to have a quick neb around. Just a little self-guided tour of the premises."
The boys blinked. "A neb?" Aemon asked.
"A look around," Kat translated. "Where is your father's private office? The inner sanctum. The dragon's lair."
Aerion’s eyes widened. "It's... it's down the hall. Last door on the left. But Kat, we aren't allowed in there. Nobody is allowed in there without his permission. The cleaning staff isn't even allowed to dust his desk."
"Perfect," Kat grinned, entirely unbothered by the rules. "You three stay here. Pack your bags. I will be right back."
Before they could protest, Kat marched out of the study.
She walked down the long, shadowed hallway, her trainers deliberately quiet against the hardwood floors. She found the imposing double doors at the end of the corridor.
She didn't hesitate. She grabbed the brass handles and pushed the doors open, stepping into the private sanctuary of Maekar Targaryen.
The room was vast, intimidating, and smelled strongly of expensive leather, aged scotch, and masculine cologne. It was the exact scent that had clung to his tailored suit in the Velvet Lounge.
Kat walked toward the center of the room. Dominating the space was a desk carved from a single expensive piece of petrified dark wood. The walls were lined with floor-to-ceiling bookshelves, filled with leather-bound tomes on global economics and military history.
There were no photographs. There were no personal mementos. There was absolutely nothing in the room that suggested the man who occupied it had a heart, a family, or a soul.
It was a monument to control.
Kat stood in front of the desk, her hands resting on her hips.
"Right, Dictionary Boy," Kat muttered to herself, her eyes scanning the immaculate, perfectly aligned surface of the desk. "Let's bring a little bit of chaos to the ivory tower."
She reached out and began to systematically, subtly disrupt his perfect order.
She took his silver pen cup, which was aligned perfectly parallel to the edge of the desk, and rotated it exactly forty-five degrees off-center. She picked up a stapler and moved it two inches to the left. She walked over to a framed abstract, incredibly boring piece of corporate art hanging on the wall and tilted the frame slightly, leaving it agonizingly crooked.
It was psychological warfare. He would know someone had been in his sanctuary, but the disruptions were so minor he would question his own sanity before realizing he had been infiltrated.
Finally, Kat turned her attention back to the desk.
Sitting on the polished wood was a state-of-the-art iMac desktop computer.
Kat reached out and tapped the spacebar.
The screen instantly flared to life. To her absolute, utter disbelief, it wasn't locked. Maekar had been in such a rush that morning, dealing with Aegon's tantrum and the firing of Mrs. Vance, that he had entirely forgotten his strict security protocols and left the machine awake.
A slow malicious smile spread across Kat’s face.
She pulled her phone from the pocket of her onesie. She opened her photo gallery, scrolling until she found the picture they had taken at McDonald's just an hour ago.
It was a glorious masterpiece. Kat was in the center, grinning widely, while Daeron, Aemon, and Aerion were crowded behind her, holding up greasy french fries, their faces illuminated by the harsh fluorescent lights of the fast-food restaurant, laughing wildly.
Kat activated her phone's Bluetooth. She quickly paired it with the iMac, a process that took less than thirty seconds, and airdropped the photograph directly to his desktop.
She opened the system preferences on his computer. With a few swift, practiced clicks, she navigated to the display settings.
She selected the McDonald's selfie. She hit 'Set as Desktop Background'.
The crisp retina display was instantly filled with the chaotic, joyful, greasy faces of his sons and the art teacher he was currently at war with. It was bright. It was loud. It was impossible to ignore.
"Masterpiece," Kat whispered, deeply satisfied with her handiwork.
But she wasn't quite finished.
She reached into her tote bag, pulling out a small pad of bright, neon-pink sticky notes and a thick black Sharpie.
She clicked the cap off the marker. She didn't write a long, eloquent letter. She simply wrote the unvarnished truth.
You're a bit of a cunt, you know that? — K.
She slapped the neon-pink sticky note directly onto the center of his keyboard, pressing it down firmly.
Kat took a step back, surveying her infiltration. The crooked painting. The misaligned pens. The bright, chaotic desktop background. The insulting post-it note.
The dragon's lair had officially been breached.
She turned on her heel and marched out of the office, pulling the double doors shut behind her.
She walked back down the hallway, bypassing the study entirely, and headed straight for the kitchen at the back of the estate.
The kitchen was empty, gleaming with stainless steel and white marble. The private chef had long since departed, leaving a faint smell of searing scallops in the air.
Kat walked straight toward the commercial-grade, double-door stainless steel refrigerator that dominated the far wall. It was a blank, sterile canvas of brushed metal.
She reached into her tote bag. She pulled out the two crumpled, greasy pieces of paper.
Aerion’s sketch of a velociraptor. Daeron’s mathematically precise geometric pattern, drawn on the back of a McDonald's tray liner. Aemon’s shaded chessboard. And finally, Aegon’s messy, vibrant, primary-colored finger painting from the morning.
Kat dug deeper into her bag, pulling out the four packs of cheap, tacky plastic magnets she had purchased at the corner shop.
She tore the plastic packaging open with her teeth.
With quick, decisive movements, she began slapping the artwork onto the pristine stainless steel. She used the giant yellow banana magnet to secure Aegon’s finger painting to the top left corner. She used the cartoon double-decker bus to pin up Aerion’s dinosaur. She secured Daeron’s and Aemon’s sketches with the slice of pizza and the googly-eyed bumblebee.
The refrigerator was instantly transformed. It was no longer a cold, imposing appliance. It looked like a loving, messy center of a real family home.
Kat pulled her black marker back out. She grabbed a fresh piece of lined notebook paper from her bag.
She leaned against the marble island, uncapping the pen, and began to write the daily report she knew Maekar was desperately waiting for.
To Dictionary Boy,
First of all, you’re a bit of a cunt, you know that? You really need to look at your phone more often instead of entirely ignoring the world for your corporate takeovers...
She wrote quickly, detailing the events of the day. She told him about Aerion paying attention in class. She told him about Aegon’s naps, his bottle, and how perfectly the baby had behaved.
She didn't hold back her criticism. She told him exactly what she thought of the miserable seared scallops, and she proudly confessed to hijacking his driver and feeding his aristocratic heirs greasy chicken nuggets.
...I left when your miserable, sour-faced evening nanny finally showed up. But not before I had a quick neb around your house. It is unbelievably dull. It lacks any sort of warmth or colour. Honestly, it’s just as depressing and grey as you are. And speaking of depressing—I peeked into Aerion’s room. It’s completely bare. You went way overboard on the punishment, mate. He’s ten years old, not a prisoner of war. At least give the kid his stuff back. It's cruel. Check your phone. I sent you videos of Egg today. Cheers, Kat.
She capped the marker, tore the piece of notebook paper from the pad, and walked back over to the refrigerator.
She slapped the letter directly into the dead center of the boys' artwork, securing it to the brushed steel with a bright red, plastic magnet shaped like a London telephone box.
Kat stepped back, placing her hands on her hips, admiring the high honor of the fridge.
It was perfect.
She turned and walked back out to the main foyer.
Daeron, Aemon, and Aerion were standing by the front doors, waiting for her. Their bags were packed, their homework was finished, and the hidden contraband was safely stashed away.
Kat walked up to them, a soft fond smile breaking across her face.
She didn't offer them polite, formal handshakes. She didn't maintain the rigid, physical distance they were accustomed to from their tutors.
She stepped forward and wrapped her arms around Aemon, pulling the quiet, studious boy into a tight, warm hug.
Aemon stiffened in shock for a fraction of a second, his arms pinned to his sides. He hadn't been hugged in years. But then, slowly, tentatively, he raised his arms and hugged her back, burying his face into the soft fleece of her shoulder.
"Keep telling stories, Aemon," Kat whispered into his hair. "Don't just memorize the dates."
She released him, turning to Daeron. She threw her arms around the eldest brother.
Daeron didn't hesitate. He hugged her back fiercely, a overwhelming wave of gratitude washing over him. "Thank you, Kat," Daeron murmured. "For the nuggets. And the algebra."
"Anytime, mate," Kat smiled, stepping back. "Remember what I said. You aren't trapped."
Finally, Kat knelt down on the marble floor, bringing herself to eye level with Aerion.
Aerion didn't wait. He launched himself forward, throwing his arms tightly around her neck, burying his face against her collarbone.
"Thank you for taking Egg today," Aerion whispered, his voice thick with emotion. "And for the dance."
Kat hugged him tightly, resting her chin on his silver hair. "You were a brilliant assistant today, Duck. You protected your brother, and you survived the trenches. I am incredibly proud of you."
She gently pulled back, keeping her hands resting on his shoulders. She looked deep into his eyes, her mismatched gaze shining with affection.
"I will see you on Monday morning, bright and early," Kat promised, her voice firm and reassuring. "You survive the weekend, yeah? Keep your head down, play your video games, and have some fun."
"I will," Aerion nodded, a bright, resilient smile breaking across his face.
Kat stood up, hoisting her bag onto her shoulder for the final time. She looked at the three boys, standing together in the imposing foyer of their silent estate. They looked a little less terrified. They looked a little more like brothers.
"Right. Be good, gremlins. Or be good at it," Kat winked, offering them a jaunty, two-finger salute.
She turned, pushed the doors open, and stepped out into the freezing night air.
Kat climbed into her Bentley, the engine roaring to life, and drove away from the Targaryen estate. She left behind a crooked painting, a neon-pink post-it note, a refrigerator covered in tacky plastic magnets, and three boys who finally felt like they had someone in their corner.
Notes:
How do you think Maekar will react when he finds his "pristine" office vandalized with pink sticky notes and greasy art? Let me know your thoughts!
Chapter 17: Chapter Seventeen: The Art of the Mess
Summary:
In which Maekar Targaryen executes a corporate firing, attempts to buy a "Queen" and Aegon conquers a bubble mountain.
Song recommendation for this chapter -
Cosmic Love – Florence + The Machine
Chapter Text
Maekar stood in the silence of kitchen. The ambient hum of the refrigerators was the only sound accompanying the rhythmic beating of his own heart.
He was still clutching the torn piece of lined notebook paper in his large hand.
First of all, you’re a bit of a cunt, you know that? He read the opening line again, his thumb brushing over the ink of Kat’s handwriting. He should have been furious. A man of his stature, a man whose mere signature commanded the fates of thousands of employees across the globe, did not tolerate being insulted in his own home. He did not tolerate trespassing, insubordination, or the blatant hijacking of his private staff.
And yet, as Maekar looked up from the note to the brushed-steel door of the refrigerator, a warm unfamiliar feeling bloomed in the center of his chest.
The appliance was a chaotic mosaic of life. Aegon’s primary-colored finger painting, secured by a plastic yellow banana. Aerion’s sketch of a velociraptor, held up by a tacky double-decker bus. Daeron and Aemon’s greasy McDonald's tray liners, proudly displaying their improvised artwork. It was loud, unrefined, and it was the most beautiful thing he had ever seen.
She had brought color into a mausoleum. She had seen the perfection of his estate and unapologetically chosen to vandalize it with joy.
Maekar carefully folded the notebook paper, slipping it into the interior breast pocket of his charcoal suit, right next to his smartphone. He took one last, lingering look at the refrigerator gallery, before turning on his heel and striding out of the kitchen.
He moved through the marble-floored corridors of the estate, his shoes clicking with a steady, purposeful rhythm. He headed toward the formal living room, where the faint, murmuring sounds of his children’s voices echoed.
As he pushed the double doors open, the conversation inside instantly died.
Daeron, Aemon, and Aerion were sitting on the white sofas. They looked up, their postures instinctively stiffening as their father entered the room. They looked guilty. They looked like boys who knew they had consumed contraband chicken nuggets and aided and abetted a public school teacher in the desecration of the kitchen appliances.
Sitting in the center of the Persian rug, surrounded by the new plush toys and the violently purple stuffed dragon, was Aegon.
Maekar didn't immediately demand a status report on their homework. He didn't ask why they smelled faintly of frying oil and cheap salt. He walked into the room, unbuttoning his suit jacket, and stood before them.
"So," Maekar began, his deep voice a low, rumbling baritone that betrayed none of his internal amusement. "I understand you had a rather... unconventional afternoon with Miss Hart."
The boys exchanged a swift, panicked glance.
"It was... adequate, Father," Daeron managed to mumble, entirely abandoning his usual confidence. He picked at a loose thread on his sweatpants, refusing to make eye contact.
"She assisted me in re-evaluating the narrative structure of my Roman history essay," Aemon added quietly, pushing his glasses up his nose. "She is a effective, albeit highly unorthodox, educator."
"I like her," Aerion said simply, looking up at his father, his eyes daring Maekar to disagree.
At the sound of the name, the baby sitting on the rug suddenly perked up. Aegon dropped a wooden block, his head snapping around to look at the doorway as if expecting a pastel-clad rabbit to suddenly materialize.
"Ka!" Aegon squealed happily, clapping his sticky hands together. "Ka! Ka!"
Maekar looked down at the baby. Aegon wasn't whining. He wasn't crying for a bottle or demanding to be held. He was simply sitting on the floor, vibrating with the residual, lingering joy of a day spent in the chaotic orbit of the Queen of the Gremlins.
"It seems the consensus is overwhelmingly positive," Maekar noted softly, a faint, fond smile touching the corners of his lips.
Before the boys could elaborate on their adventure, the sharp clicking of low heels echoed from the hallway.
Miss Higgins, the highly expensive, severely tailored evening childcare coordinator, marched into the living room. Her face was pinched into an expression of unadulterated outrage. Her tight, lacquered chignon seemed to vibrate with indignation.
She stopped just inside the room, clutching her clipboard to her chest like a shield. She glared at the boys, and then her sharp eyes snapped to Maekar.
"Mr. Targaryen," Miss Higgins announced, her nasal voice cutting through the warm atmosphere of the room like a jagged shard of ice. "I must formally and vehemently protest the conditions I have been subjected to this evening."
Maekar’s faint smile vanished instantly. He turned slowly to face the nanny, his broad shoulders squaring, his posture returning in full force.
"Is there a problem with the estate's facilities, Miss Higgins?" Maekar asked, his tone dropping into a deadly calm.
"The problem, sir, is the appalling lack of professionalism exhibited by whoever you permitted to occupy this household prior to my arrival," Miss Higgins sneered, her lip curling in disgust. "I arrived for my designated shift to find a woman—a vagrant, dressed in a frankly disturbing, brightly colored rabbit costume—lounging on your antique furniture."
Daeron and Aerion both bristled on the sofa, their hands curling into fists, fully prepared to defend Kat’s honor.
Maekar held up a single, silencing finger, keeping his eyes locked entirely on the furious nanny.
"Miss Hart is an educator," Maekar corrected smoothly, his voice devoid of inflection. "She was providing emergency care for my youngest son at my explicit request. What, precisely, is your grievance?"
"My grievance, sir, is that this woman had the unmitigated audacity to physically grab my wrist and threaten me!" Miss Higgins shrilled, her face flushing an angry, mottled red. "She aggressively informed me that I was not permitted to utilize the playpen, that I was not to raise my voice, and she actively encouraged the boys to consume processed sugars! It is a complete subversion of my authority and my established, highly credentialed childcare methodologies!"
Maekar stared at her. He looked at the severe lines of her face, the tight bun, the cold, clinical eyes that viewed his children as logistical problems to be managed rather than human beings to be nurtured.
He thought of the video on his phone. He thought of Kat, spinning Aegon in circles, making ridiculous popping noises, completely covered in primary-colored finger paint, entirely unconcerned with her own dignity so long as the boy was laughing.
"Miss Higgins," Maekar said quietly, taking a slow, deliberate step toward her. "Do you believe you are capable of providing the same level of care that Miss Hart provided today?"
Miss Higgins bristled, misinterpreting the question. She drew herself up, puffing her chest out with arrogant pride.
"I certainly hope not, sir," she scoffed dismissively. "I am a certified, elite professional. I take immense pride in my job. I do not roll around on the floor making a fool of myself. I know how to instill discipline. I know how to mold these boys into proper, respectable gentlemen of their elevated status. I do not tolerate feral, unrefined behavior."
The silence in the living room was loud.
Maekar looked at her. He looked at the woman who had just proudly declared that she would never humble herself enough to make his baby smile.
"I see," Maekar rumbled, his voice dropping an octave, resonating with an absolute, terrifying finality. "In that case, Miss Higgins, your methodologies are entirely incompatible with the current trajectory of this household."
The nanny blinked, her arrogant smirk faltering. "I... I beg your pardon?"
"You are fired," Maekar stated brutally, not blinking, not raising his voice. It was a corporate execution, swift and merciless.
Miss Higgins gasped, her clipboard slipping slightly in her grasp. "Fired?! But I only just arrived! You cannot possibly—"
"I can, and I have," Maekar interrupted, turning his back on her, dismissing her entirely from his reality. "It would seem I will have to officially rehire the woman who is actually capable of caring for my sons, rather than simply managing them. You will be compensated for the hour you have been on the premises. See yourself out. If you are not gone in five minutes, I will summon security."
Daeron, Aemon, and Aerion sat on the sofas, paralyzed by shock.
Rehire the woman who is actually capable of caring for my sons.
"Wait," Daeron whispered, his eyes widening to the size of saucers, looking at his father’s back. "Are you... are you going to hire Kat? To be our nanny?!"
"Yes!" Aerion cheered loudly, pumping both of his fists into the air, entirely abandoning his decorum. "Kat's going to be our nanny!"
Miss Higgins let out a strangled, furious noise of indignation. Realizing that arguing with the immovable monolith of Maekar Targaryen was entirely futile, she spun on her heel and stormed out of the living room, her low heels clicking aggressively against the marble floors of the hallway until the front doors slammed shut.
Maekar let out a heavy exhale, running a hand through his perfectly styled silver hair. He had just fired two nannies in a single twelve-hour period. He was completely, flying without a safety net.
He turned back to the room, looking down at the Persian rug.
Aegon was sitting amongst his new toys, rubbing his sleepy eyes with a chubby fist. The baby let out a long, incredibly dramatic yawn, displaying two tiny bottom teeth.
Maekar checked his Rolex. It was approaching seven-thirty.
"It is past his scheduled bedtime," Maekar noted, a unfamiliar wave of domestic panic washing over him. He had never put the baby to bed alone. There was always a nanny to draw the bath, prepare the bottle, and handle the crying.
Aerion hopped off the sofa, walking over to his father. The ten-year-old looked up, entirely confident in his newfound role as Kat’s official assistant.
"Kat told me what to do," Aerion instructed, sounding remarkably authoritative. "She said Egg had a huge day. She said he needs a warm bath to calm him down, and then he likes to be rocked. Not patted. You have to rock him back and forth."
Maekar looked down at his son. He looked at the confident, helpful expression on Aerion’s face. The boy wasn't cowering; he was partnering with his father to solve a problem.
"Very well," Maekar nodded, accepting the advice without a shred of his usual ego. He bent down, his knees cracking slightly, and scooped the yawning toddler up from the rug. "A warm bath, and rocking. Let us proceed."
Maekar carried Aegon out of the living room and up the staircase, heading for the marble-lined master bathroom adjoining the nursery.
The bathroom was absurdly large, featuring a massive, sunken soaking tub carved from dark grey marble, surrounded by sleek chrome fixtures and heated towel racks. It was a room designed for luxury, not for bathing a squirming, slippery infant.
Maekar set Aegon down on a plush bath mat, kneeling awkwardly on the hard marble floor in his trousers. He turned the chrome taps, adjusting the temperature of the water until it was pleasantly warm, filling the tub just a few inches deep.
He unbuttoned his suit jacket, tossing it haphazardly onto a chair. He rolled the sleeves of his silk shirt up past his elbows, unbothered by the fact that he was likely going to ruin the garment.
He carefully undressed the yawning baby, lifting Aegon and placing him gently into the warm water.
Aegon sat in the shallow water, blinking sleepily. He splashed his hands weakly, the warm water doing exactly what Kat had predicted—soothing his overstimulated, exhausted nervous system.
Maekar grabbed a soft sponge and a bottle of organic baby wash, carefully lathering the boy’s shoulders and back.
It was quiet. The echoing acoustics of the marble bathroom amplified the silence.
Maekar wanted to hear the laugh again. He wanted to hear the explosive, joyous sound he had watched on the video looping on his phone all afternoon.
"Aegon," Maekar rumbled softly, trying to soften his deep baritone.
The baby looked up, water dripping from his little stubble head.
Maekar awkwardly raised his large, wet hands, covering his own face. He waited two seconds, and then quickly pulled his hands away, offering a wide, slightly terrifying smile.
"Peek-a-boo," Maekar said, his voice entirely lacking the high-pitched, melodic enthusiasm required for the game.
Aegon stared at him. The baby blinked slowly, his expression entirely blank. He looked at his father as if Maekar had just attempted to explain the complexities of quantum physics to him.
Maekar sighed, feeling a wave of undeniable defeat wash over him. He wasn't Kat. He didn't have floppy bunny ears, and he didn't know how to be effortlessly silly. He was a corporate monolith trying to play a child's game, and he was failing miserably.
"I am entirely unequipped for this," Maekar muttered to himself, letting his shoulders slump. He leaned forward, resting his forehead against the cool, damp edge of the bathtub, closing his eyes in exhaustion.
He remained there for three seconds.
Suddenly, he felt two small, wet hands grab fistfuls of the hair at the top of his head.
Maekar’s eyes snapped open. Before he could react, Aegon yanked. Hard.
The baby pulled with surprising, brutal baby strength, exactly as he had done with Kat’s fiery red wig earlier that morning. But unlike the lace-front wig, Maekar’s hair was very firmly attached to his actual scalp.
"Argh!" Maekar groaned loudly, a genuine sound of pain and surprise tearing out of his throat. He immediately jerked his head backward, pulling his hair free from the baby's iron grip.
He sat back on his heels, rubbing his scalp, glaring playfully at his son.
But Aegon wasn't staring blankly anymore.
The baby was looking at his father’s head. Maekar’s meticulously styled, pomaded silver hair had been disrupted by the baby's grip. It was sticking straight up in the air in two silver spikes, making his father look ridiculous.
Aegon’s violet eyes went wide. His mouth dropped open.
And then, the sound erupted.
A loud shriek of pure, delighted laughter echoed off the walls of the bathroom. Aegon threw his head back, clapping his wet hands against the surface of the water, splashing droplets everywhere, giggling so hard his entire body shook.
Maekar froze. He stared at the laughing baby, entirely stunned.
He reached up, touching his spiked, ruined hair.
He looked back down at Aegon. And then, a uncontainable laugh of his own broke free.
"Ah," Maekar chuckled, a deep, rich, booming sound that completely filled the room. He leaned forward, ignoring the water splashing onto his silk shirt. "So, you are a messy little dragon, are you? You prefer chaos over order."
Aegon squealed, hitting the water again.
Maekar didn't hesitate. He grabbed the bottle of baby wash and squeezed a generous amount directly into the running water, swishing his hands around until a towering mountain of thick white bubbles formed on the surface.
He scooped up a huge handful of the foam and piled it onto the grey marble edge of the bathtub, right in front of the baby.
"Look at this," Maekar rumbled, a playful smirk crossing his face.
He raised his large hand and slapped the pile of foam as hard as he could.
Smack!
The bubbles exploded, flying through the air like a localized snowstorm, raining down over Aegon’s head and sticking to his nose.
Aegon gasped in pure, shocked delight, immediately bursting into another fit of hysterical, shrieking laughter. He clapped his hands together, trying to catch the falling bubbles.
"More?" Maekar grinned. He piled another mountain of foam onto the edge of the tub.
He hit it again. The bubbles flew. Aegon shrieked. Maekar laughed loudly, his deep voice harmonizing perfectly with the high-pitched joy of his son. He didn't care that his silk shirt was completely soaked, clinging to his chest. He didn't care that his hair was sticking up in ridiculous spikes. He was having fun.
The echoing sounds of the hysterical laughter and the splashing water carried out of the bathroom and down the hallway.
A few moments later, three heads cautiously poked around the edge of the open bathroom door.
Daeron, Aemon, and Aerion stood in the doorway, staring at the scene unfolding before them in awe.
Their father was kneeling on the hard floor, completely soaked from the chest down, his hair looking like he had been electrocuted, slapping piles of soap suds into the air while their baby brother laughed so hard he was practically hyperventilating.
Aerion couldn't help it. The chaotic energy of the day, combined with the safety he felt seeing his father like this, completely dissolved his usual filter.
"You look like a startled cockatoo, Dad," Aerion teased, stepping fully into the bathroom, leaning against the doorframe with a grin.
Maekar stopped slapping the bubbles. He slowly turned his head, his spiked silver hair bouncing slightly. He fixed his son with a dark, mock-threatening glare.
"Watch your tongue, Aerion," Maekar rumbled playfully, scooping up a handful of wet, soapy foam. "Or I shall be forced to drag you into the trenches and ensure you are equally as humiliated."
Aerion laughed, holding his hands up in surrender. "No, no, I surrender! Kat already covered me in paint today, I don't need a bubble bath!"
Maekar smiled, a warm, incredibly fond expression that made the three older boys relax completely. He turned back to the tub, grabbing a soft, plush towel from the heated rack.
"The bathing operation is complete," Maekar announced, lifting the giggling, slippery boy out of the water and wrapping him securely in the warm towel. "Daeron. Go to the nursery and fetch the new provisions we acquired this afternoon. The soft blankets, and the bright onesies."
Daeron nodded eagerly, spinning around and jogging down the hall toward the nursery.
Aerion walked further into the bathroom, watching his father dry the baby.
"Kat said Egg needs more cuddle time," Aerion mumbled quietly, suddenly feeling a bit shy as he relayed the advice. He looked down at his shoes. "She said... she said skin-to-skin contact helps with bonding. Because he’s been so stressed with the nannies."
Maekar paused, the towel hovering over Aegon’s head.
He looked at Aerion. He didn't dismiss the advice. He didn't scoff at the idea of a public school teacher dispensing psychological guidance. He absorbed it with genuine reverence.
"I will ensure he receives ample cuddles this evening, Aerion," Maekar promised softly, his eyes meeting his son's. "I will handle his bedtime routine personally."
Aerion looked up, a shy, incredibly bright smile touching his lips. He nodded.
Daeron returned a moment later, carrying one of the soft, bright blue fleece onesies Maekar had purchased at the department store, along with the plush, stormy-sea-colored blanket.
Maekar quickly dressed the exhausted baby, who was already beginning to yawn again, the burst of bath-time energy fading rapidly.
"Right," Maekar sighed, hoisting the bundled boy onto his hip. "If we are to engage in a bonding protocol, I have a few minor logistical matters to sort out first. The household staff needs to be informed of the... shift in management."
He carried Aegon out of the bathroom, the three boys trailing behind him like a loyal guard.
Maekar walked downstairs to the kitchen, leaving brief, explicit instructions for the remaining staff that Miss Higgins and Mrs. Vance were permanently banned from the premises, and that he would be handling all childcare duties for the remainder of the weekend.
With the administrative fires extinguished, he headed back upstairs, stopping by his private office.
He pushed the double doors open, shifting Aegon’s weight on his hip, intending to quickly grab his digital tablet so he could review a few urgent contracts while the baby slept on his chest.
He stepped into the dark sanctuary.
He immediately sensed that something was wrong.
Maekar Targaryen possessed a memory that was photographic in its precision. He knew exactly where every single item in his office was supposed to be.
He looked at his desk.
The silver pen cup was rotated forty-five degrees off-center.
His eyes darted to the wall. The framed corporate artwork was tilted, hanging infuriatingly crooked.
And then, his gaze fell upon the iMac desktop computer.
The screen was glowing brightly in the dim room. Maekar walked closer, his brow furrowing in deep confusion.
He stared at the display.
It was a photograph. A selfie, taken inside the glaring, fluorescent-lit interior of a McDonald's restaurant. In the foreground, smiling a wicked grin, was Kat. Crowded behind her, holding up greasy french fries and laughing wildly, were Daeron, Aemon, and Aerion with Aegon in a highchair giggling.
Maekar stared at the messy image that had completely hijacked his minimalist workstation.
His eyes drifted down from the screen to the keyboard.
Stuck directly to the center of the spacebar was a bright, neon-pink sticky note.
Maekar reached out with his free hand, plucking the note from the keys. He read the black sharpie ink.
You're a bit of a cunt, you know that? — K.
Maekar stood in the silent office, holding the post-it note.
He let out a low, deep groan, dropping his head backward, entirely unable to suppress the genuine smile spreading across his face.
"You are an absolute terror," Maekar muttered to the empty room, folding the sticky note carefully and slipping it into the pocket of his damp trousers, treating the insult like a prized possession.
He grabbed his digital tablet from the desk, entirely ignoring the crooked painting and the rotated pen cup, and walked back out of the office.
He made his way down the hallway, stopping at the open doorways of his older sons' bedrooms.
Daeron was sitting on his bed, carefully unboxing the high-tech Pro-Series drawing tablet. Aemon was at his desk, gently turning the gold-edged pages of The Iliad. Aerion was lying on his floor, flipping through the instruction manual for the cooperative cooking video game.
"Goodnight, boys," Maekar called out softly, his voice carrying down the hall. "I will be in my quarters if you require anything. Ensure your lights are out at a reasonable hour."
"Night, Dad!" Daeron and Aemon chorused happily.
Aerion looked up from his manual. He looked at his father, standing in the hallway, his shirt still damp from the bath, holding the sleepy baby and his digital tablet.
"Love you, Dad," Aerion called out, the words slipping past his lips easily and genuine.
Maekar froze in the hallway.
His heart performed a violent swell against his ribs. It had been years since any of them had said it. Years of cold distance, shattered in a single day by a woman who demanded he put art on the fridge.
Maekar swallowed the lump in his throat.
"I love you too, boys," Maekar said, his voice thick with emotion.
He turned and walked the rest of the way to the master suite.
The bedroom was quiet. Maekar set his tablet on the nightstand and carefully laid the sleepy Aegon in the center of the king-sized bed.
He walked into his walk-in closet, stripping off the ruined, damp suit and silk shirt. He pulled on a pair of comfortable, dark grey cotton sleep pants, but he intentionally left his chest bare.
Skin-to-skin contact, Aerion had said.
Maekar walked back to the bed. He climbed in, leaning back against the plush, stacked pillows. He reached out, gently lifting Aegon, and settled the baby directly onto his bare chest.
Aegon sighed, a peaceful sound, his tiny hands resting against the steady, thumping rhythm of his father’s heart. The baby was warm, soft, and relaxed.
Maekar pulled the soft, fleece blanket up, covering them both.
He rested his chin lightly on the top of Aegon’s head. He closed his eyes, and a low, rumbling melody began to vibrate deep in his chest.
It was an ancient, hauntingly beautiful Valyrian lullaby, a song passed down through generations of their bloodline. But Maekar didn't sing the traditional lyrics. He mixed the ancient words with the beautiful reality of the day.
"Hush, ñuha zaldrīzes," Maekar sang softly, his baritone vibrating through his chest, lulling the baby deeper into sleep. "My little dragon... who paints with blue... and laughs at bubbles... rest now. You are safe."
Within five minutes, Aegon’s breathing evened out completely. He was fast asleep, anchored securely to his father.
Maekar smiled, resting his head back against the pillows.
He reached out with one hand, grabbing the digital tablet from the nightstand. He balanced it carefully against his knee, ensuring he didn't disturb the sleeping infant.
He had work to do.
He opened his email, entirely ignoring the hundreds of urgent corporate memos regarding the Tokyo merger. He opened a new draft, typing the email address of Headmaster Jackson at King’s Row Academy.
Jackson,
The supplementary donation of twenty thousand pounds has been successfully wired to the general administrative fund.
However, I have determined that Aegon’s 'temporary visitation' must be converted into a permanent arrangement. He will be attending the Early Years program daily, under the exclusive, continued supervision of Miss Katherine Hart.
I am aware your institution currently lacks the infrastructure for an infant. This is a logistical hurdle I am prepared to eliminate. Tomorrow morning, a secondary wire transfer of fifty thousand pounds will be deposited into the school's accounts. These funds are explicitly, exclusively earmarked for the immediate renovation, furnishing, and certification of a dedicated, state-of-the-art infant nursery room within the Early Years wing. Money is no object. If Miss Hart requests specialized equipment, you will acquire it immediately.
Do not fail me in this.
Maekar Targaryen.
He hit send, efficiently securing his son's sanctuary with the ruthless application of limitless wealth.
He opened a second, blank email draft.
He typed Kat’s address into the recipient line.
He stared at the blinking cursor. He thought about the neon-pink post-it note sitting in his pocket. He thought about the way she had completely dismantled his household and rebuilt it with fast food and plastic magnets.
He knew she was fiercely independent. He knew she valued her freedom. But he also knew that he could not go back to hiring women like Mrs. Vance or Miss Higgins. He needed her chaos. His sons needed her empathy.
To: K. Hart - Arts & Humanities Dept.
Subject: A Formal Proposition
Miss Hart,
You will be pleased to know that I have successfully navigated the logistical nightmare of a toddler's bedtime without the aid of a spreadsheet. Aegon is currently asleep.
I have also permanently terminated the employment of the evening childcare coordinator you so effectively terrorized in my study.
This leaves my household in a rather precarious position.
I am a man who recognizes superior talent when I see it. Your methodologies are unorthodox, your vocabulary is offensive, and your interior design choices are tacky beyond measure. Yet, my sons are happier than they have been in years.
I am formally offering you the position of full-time, primary nanny to the Targaryen household. You name your salary. You name your hours. You will have unchecked authority over their daily routines, their diets, and their recreational activities. I will surrender the kitchen appliances to whatever plastic monstrosities you deem fit.
Consider the offer.
Dictionary Boy.
He hit send.
He rested the tablet against his knee, closing his eyes, entirely content to wait in the quiet darkness with his sleeping son.
He didn't have to wait long.
Ten minutes later, the silence of the master suite was shattered by the ringing of his personal phone, resting on the nightstand.
Maekar opened his eyes. He reached out carefully, grabbing the phone without waking Aegon.
He looked at the caller ID.
Unknown Number.
A slow, triumphant, incredibly predatory smirk spread across Maekar’s face. He knew exactly who it was.
He swiped the green accept button, lifting the phone to his ear.
"Hello?" Maekar answered, his voice a low, rumbling, impossibly smug purr.
"You absolute arrogant bastard," Kat’s voice hissed through the speaker, her northern accent vibrating with unadulterated incredulity. "Did you just try to buy me?!"
Maekar lay back against the stacked pillows of his king-sized bed, the soft, stormy-sea-colored fleece blanket pulled up over his bare chest. Aegon was a warm, rhythmic weight resting directly over his heart, the toddler’s tiny, rhythmic breaths puffing softly against Maekar's collarbone.
Maekar kept his voice low, a deep, rumbling purr designed not to wake the sleeping infant. "I prefer to think of it as a highly aggressive recruitment strategy, Miss Hart. I identified a critical vulnerability in my household operations, and I am attempting to acquire the premier talent in the sector."
"I am a teacher!" Kat whisper-shouted, clearly pacing in her own flat. He could hear the squeak of her floorboards. "I have a job, Maekar! A job I actually like! Are you seriously asking me to wrangle thirty feral teenagers all day, and then come back to your sterile, grey mausoleum to take care of your kids for the night?! I'd never sleep! I'd lose my mind in three days!"
"You would not be maintaining your position at the school," Maekar corrected smoothly, shifting the tablet on his knee to view her email once more. "I am offering a full-time, exclusive position. As for the compensation package, it is entirely negotiable. I am prepared to offer you an executive-level salary. You would have your own private suite of rooms within the estate—which you may paint in whatever neon, visually offensive colors you desire. You will have a limitless expense account for any activities or supplies the boys require. You may select any two days of the week for your uninterrupted leave. Furthermore, I will include a substantial signing bonus, and a retention bonus should you remain with us for more than six months."
It was a sales pitch that would have made any veteran corporate negotiator weep with envy. It was a package worth hundreds of thousands of pounds.
There was a long silence on the other end of the line.
And then, Kat burst into laughter.
It wasn't a polite giggle. It was a loud, breathless, chaotic bark of genuine hilarity.
"You are insane," Kat laughed, the sound crackling through the phone's speaker. "You are actually, certifiably insane. You cannot just throw a blank check at me and expect me to move into your house! I have a life! I have a flat with a terrible radiator that I happen to love! I am not Mary Poppins, Maekar, I am a twenty-six-year-old woman who paints murals and swears at Headmasters!"
"I am entirely aware of who you are, Katherine. I was standing next to you at the Velvet Lounge, remember?" Maekar countered, a dark, fond smirk curving his lips. "I am not insane. I am simply pragmatic. You are the first person in years who has actually managed to coax a genuine smile from my children. You are the first person who hasn't looked at them as a burden, or tried to run screaming from the premises when they behaved like actual children."
"Maekar..." Kat’s voice softened slightly, the laughter fading into a complicated sigh. "I appreciate it. I really do. But the answer is no."
"I am a patient man," Maekar lied smoothly. He was, in fact, the least patient man in the Western Hemisphere. "I believe you will change your mind once you realize the sheer amount of chaotic good you could inflict upon this household."
"I said no, Dictionary Boy. And since you're clearly delirious from breathing in too much baby powder, I'm going to hang up now."
"Wait," Maekar said quickly, his hand tightening slightly on the phone. "Do not hang up. Give me a detailed report on my sons' day. Your email was woefully brief."
He heard Kat let out a exasperated huff, but she didn't disconnect. She shuffled around—he could hear the distinct sound of a lighter clicking, followed by a long exhale of smoke. She was smoking out her window again.
"Fine. But only because Egg is the cutest thing on the planet," Kat relented. "He had a brilliant day. We sat by the windows and watched the older kids playing football on the pitch outside. He loved the chickens. I took him out to the rose garden, and Blanche didn't even try to bite his ankles."
Maekar’s chest tightened with a sudden, overwhelming warmth. "He enjoyed the poultry?"
"Loved them," Kat beamed, her northern accent thickening with pride. "We sat in the grass for twenty minutes just watching them peck around. And... I got him to talk, Maekar."
Maekar froze. He stopped breathing. Aegon shifted slightly on his chest, letting out a soft, sleepy sigh, but Maekar’s entire focus was glued to the phone.
"He spoke?" Maekar whispered, his voice trembling with a raw, undeniable vulnerability. "He hasn't... his vocabulary has been severely delayed. The pediatricians said he was simply stubborn. What did he say?"
"Well, he didn't recite Shakespeare," Kat chuckled softly. "But when we were looking at the chickens, I kept pointing at them. He pointed his chubby little finger right at Dorothy and said 'Chik'. Plain as day. And earlier, when Aerion was building a tower with him, he kept grabbing Aerion’s sleeve and babbling something that sounded remarkably like 'A-ri'."
Maekar closed his eyes, a ache settling into his throat. Chik. A-ri. His youngest son had spoken. He had spoken his brother's name. It was a milestone Maekar had entirely missed, buried under a mountain of corporate spreadsheets, but hearing Kat recount it with such genuine, loving pride somehow made it bearable.
"Thank you, Kat," Maekar murmured, the words feeling inadequate for the sheer magnitude of the gift she had just given him. "Tell me more. What of Aerion? You mentioned he assisted you?"
"Oh, he was a superstar," Kat said, the smile evident in her voice. "He is incredibly patient with the younger kids. He helped a group of Year Threes mix their watercolors without turning everything into a muddy brown swamp. He essentially acted as my teaching assistant for the entirety of first period."
Maekar frowned, his brow furrowing in the dark room. "First period? His schedule dictates he should be in his English Literature class during that period. Why was he in the art wing?"
The line went quiet for a fraction of a second. Kat took another drag of her cigarette.
"Right. Well. That’s a bit of a story," Kat admitted, her tone shifting from proud to fiercely defensive. "Aerion isn't allowed in his English class anymore. I pulled him out."
"You pulled him out?" Maekar demanded, a sudden spike of protective anger flaring in his chest. "Why? Did he misbehave?"
"He didn't misbehave, he defended himself," Kat snapped back. "His English teacher is Mrs. Vance. Sister-in-law to the miserable wretch you fired this morning. She actively targeted him, Maekar. She brought up his expulsion from St. Jude’s in front of the entire class, trying to humiliate him and call him 'uncivilized.' Aerion shot back with a flawless, devastatingly accurate literary analysis of Lord of the Flies that essentially called her a fascist tyrant, and she threw him out."
Maekar’s jaw clenched so tightly his teeth ground together. The anger wasn't directed at Aerion. It was directed entirely at the school, at the teacher, and at the sheer, unmitigated audacity of a woman attempting to humiliate a Targaryen.
"She attempted to publicly shame my son," Maekar growled, his voice dropping into a lethal, vibrating rumble that made the hair on the back of Kat’s neck stand up. "I will be having words with the Headmaster on Monday morning. I will have her credentials reviewed and her employment terminated."
"Have fun with that," Kat scoffed, entirely unimpressed by his billionaire wrath. "Jackson is a coward, but he’s terrified of the teachers' union. But don't worry about it, Dictionary Boy. I've already handled it. Aerion is doing independent English study in my classroom from now on, and Markl is going to mark his coursework to ensure there’s no bias. Your boy is fine. In fact, he had an amazing week. He fits in here. He belongs."
Maekar let out a breath, forcing the violent, protective urge down. She had handled it. She had thrown a protective shield around his son and neutralized the threat before Maekar even knew it existed.
"You are a remarkably efficient woman, Miss Hart," Maekar noted softly.
"I try," Kat replied smugly. "Now, since we're doing performance reviews... why the fuck didn't you answer my messages this afternoon?!"
The sudden, aggressive pivot gave Maekar momentary whiplash.
"I sent you photos! I sent you a video of your baby laughing! I sent you a direct challenge to put his artwork on the fridge! And you completely ghosted me!" Kat ranted, her indignation returning in full force. "I was half-convinced you had dropped dead of a suit-induced heart attack. Do you have any idea how rude it is to leave a masterpiece on read?!"
Maekar couldn't help the amused smirk that curled his lips. "I assure you, my silence was not born of malice or disinterest, Katherine. I was... detained."
"By what? Another hostile takeover? Did you accidentally buy a small European country?"
"I went shopping," Maekar stated simply.
"You went shopping," Kat repeated, her voice dripping with dripping disbelief. "It took you an entire bloody day to buy fridge magnets?!"
"I found the initial acquisition of the magnetic adhesives to be a relatively swift process, once my brother guided me to the appropriate retail sector," Maekar explained, his tone completely deadpan. "However, I became... distracted."
"Distracted by what?"
"I realized that returning to the estate with a bounty of gifts exclusively for Aegon would breed resentment among his older brothers," Maekar confessed, the truth slipping out easily in the quiet darkness of the bedroom. "I had to ensure parity. So, I acquired a high-end digital drawing tablet for Daeron. I purchased a first-edition, leather-bound set of Homer’s epics for Aemon. I bought a stack of cooperative, multiplayer video games to encourage social integration. And..." Maekar hesitated, wincing internally at the sonic horror he was about to unleash upon his own life. "...I ordered a professional-grade, six-piece acoustic drum kit to be delivered and assembled in the East Wing tomorrow afternoon for Aerion."
The line was dead silent.
Maekar waited. He could hear the faint sound of city traffic bleeding through Kat’s open window.
"You bought him a drum kit," Kat finally whispered, her voice thick with awe. "An actual, loud-as-hell drum kit. For your house."
"I did," Maekar confirmed, dreading the impending noise but entirely unrepentant.
"Maekar..." Kat breathed, and he could hear the massive, brilliant smile in her voice. "That is... that is actually brilliant. Better. Much better. You’re learning. There are still areas to improve on, obviously, but... not bad for a beginner."
Maekar’s chest swelled with a ridiculous, entirely unfamiliar sense of pride. He had pleased her. He had met her chaotic standards and earned her approval.
"I aim to please, Miss Hart," Maekar murmured, his voice dropping an octave, slipping effortlessly back into the low, intimate, gravelly purr he had utilized in the beer garden the night before.
Kat let out a loud, sudden gasp of pure horror.
"Oh, my god," Kat hissed, sounding as though she had just bitten into a lemon. "You did not. You did not just 'Fifty Shades' me."
Maekar frowned, genuinely confused. "I beg your pardon? Fifty shades of what?"
"Don't play dumb with me, Dictionary Boy!" Kat shrieked, laughing hysterically. " 'I aim to please, Miss Hart.' You sound exactly like a cheap romance novel written for bored housewives! Are you going to invite me into your Red Room of Pain next?! Should I expect a contract detailing my required submission to your corporate will?!"
Maekar, who had absolutely zero cultural context for the reference, was utterly baffled, but he could deduce the implications perfectly.
"I can assure you, Katherine, my only contracts involve international shipping conglomerates and non-disclosure agreements," Maekar chuckled, a deep, rich sound that vibrated against Aegon’s sleeping form. "And my private quarters do not contain a 'Red Room.' They are tastefully decorated in mahogany and slate. Though, if you are requesting a tour..."
"I am going to throw a paperback copy of that terrible book directly at your head the next time I see you," Kat threatened, though she was giggling uncontrollably. "You are a walking cliché. A brooding, silver-haired billionaire in a suit dropping terrible, generic pickup lines."
"It was not a pickup line," Maekar defended himself smoothly. "It was a statement of intent."
Before Kat could formulate a suitably biting comeback, the quiet atmosphere of the master suite was interrupted.
Aegon, entirely exhausted but still battling the unfamiliar sensation of sleeping on his father's bare chest rather than his crib, let out a loud, fussy whine. He squirmed, his tiny hands pushing against Maekar’s collarbone, his face scrunching up as he prepared to launch into a full-blown, overtired cry.
"Shh, shh, little dragon," Maekar murmured immediately, entirely abandoning his flirtatious banter.
He didn't panic. He simply adjusted his grip on the phone, wrapping his other large arm securely around the squirming baby. He began to rock his torso side to side in a slow, hypnotic, rhythmic motion, exactly as Aerion had instructed him.
Maekar closed his eyes, leaning his head back against the pillows, and began to sing.
It wasn't a loud, boisterous song. It was a low, incredibly deep, vibrating hum that resonated directly from his chest into Aegon’s small body. The words were ancient, guttural, and breathtakingly beautiful.
"Dōna zaldrīzes, rȳbas. Dāeri iksāt. Sīr, rȳbas." (Sweet dragon, listen. You are free. Now, listen.)
He sang the Valyrian lullaby softly, his voice wrapping around the ancient syllables with flawless, instinctual grace. The song was a promise of protection, a vow of fire and blood translated into a gentle, swaying rhythm.
Aegon’s fussy whining died instantly. The baby let out a shuddering sigh, his tiny body melting against the warmth of his father’s chest. Within thirty seconds, the baby was fast asleep again, entirely pacified by the song.
Maekar kept humming the melody for another minute, ensuring the baby was deeply settled.
When he finally stopped, the bedroom was completely silent.
He lifted the phone back to his ear.
"Katherine?" Maekar whispered. "Are you still there?"
There was no sarcastic comeback. There was no laughter.
"I'm here," Kat replied, her voice sounding strangely breathless, thick with an emotion she was desperately trying to suppress.
She was sitting on her window sill in her flat, clutching her phone to her ear, completely stunned. The sound of that lullaby—the deep, protective, incredibly raw vulnerability in his voice as he sang his baby to sleep—had hit her with the force of a physical blow. It was the most beautiful, terrifyingly intimate thing she had ever heard. She was trying to calm her racing heart, entirely flustered by the sheer depth of the man she had previously written off as a corporate robot.
"That was... that was lovely," Kat muttered, her northern accent softening into something incredibly gentle and genuine. "What language is that? I don't recognize it. It doesn't sound Latin or Germanic."
Maekar smiled, a slow, immensely proud smirk curving his lips in the dark.
"It is High Valyrian," Maekar answered softly. "It is the ancient tongue of my ancestors. A dead language to most of the world, but we keep it alive within our family. I used to sing it to the older boys when they were infants, before... before the silence took over the house."
"Valyrian," Kat repeated, testing the word on her tongue. "It sounds like magic. Or an incantation."
"It is a language of fire, Kat," Maekar murmured, his voice dropping into a low, hypnotic purr. He couldn't resist the urge to tease her, to push her off-balance after she had so effectively dismantled his ego. "Ñuha jorrāelimi. Ȳghāva jorrāelan " (My dear. I adore you.)
Kat gasped softly. She didn't know what the words meant, but the tone—the deep, rumbling, impossibly romantic inflection he used—sent a violent shiver straight down her spine.
"Fucking nerd," Kat giggled nervously, completely failing to hide how utterly flustered she was. "You can't just drop fantasy-novel elvish on me and expect me to swoon, Dictionary Boy."
Maekar chuckled, a victorious sound. "I assure you, it is not elvish. And judging by the sudden elevation in your pitch, I believe the swooning has already commenced."
"Shut up," Kat laughed, burying her face in her free hand. She desperately needed to change the subject before she accidentally agreed to move into his estate and let him sing to her. "Right. Tell me about your day. The actual day, not just the shopping spree. How did you survive without your abusive nanny?"
Maekar let out a long sigh, adjusting the stormy-sea blanket over Aegon’s back.
He didn't give her the corporate summary. He gave her the truth. He told her about the blinding panic of firing Mrs. Vance at six-thirty in the morning, the desperate extortion of Headmaster Jackson, and the surreal experience of sitting in a multi-billion-pound board meeting while secretly watching a video of his baby laughing.
"And then," Maekar finished, his voice heavy with exhaustion and lingering disbelief, "I attempted to bathe him. It was a tactical disaster. I ruined a silk shirt, he pulled my hair until I resembled a startled cockatoo, and we covered the entire marble floor in soap suds. But... he laughed, Kat. He laughed so hard I thought he would make himself sick."
"See?" Kat smiled, her voice radiating warmth. "That's what it's all about, Maekar. The mess. The chaos. You can't schedule joy. You just have to get on the floor and let them pull your hair. The boy needs cuddles. He needs to know you're not just a terrifying giant who buys him things."
"Aerion informed me of your prescription for 'skin-to-skin contact'," Maekar noted. "He is currently asleep on my chest as we speak."
"Good," Kat praised softly. "But you can't just stop with Egg. You need to do it with all of them. You should try and do a father-son day with each of your kids. One-on-one. Show them you actually care about who they are, not just what grades they get."
Maekar frowned slightly in the dark. "My schedule is incredibly demanding, Kat. The Tokyo merger—"
"Is a pile of paperwork," Kat interrupted fiercely. "You are the CEO. You own the company. Delegate it. You are never, ever too busy for your children, Maekar. If you can leave a board meeting to buy a fridge magnet, you can take a Saturday to take Daeron to a museum, or play a video game with Aerion."
Maekar fell silent. He thought about the mountain of unread emails on his tablet, currently resting untouched on the nightstand. He thought about the way Aerion had hugged him, and the way Aemon had looked at the books.
She was right. She was infuriatingly right.
"I suppose," Maekar said slowly, his voice heavy with realization, "that might need to be my new operational parameter."
"Good boy," Kat praised, her voice dripping with a teasing, condescendingly sweet tone usually reserved for a well-behaved golden retriever. "You're trying. That's the first step to recovery."
Maekar’s violet eyes narrowed in the dark, a spark of challenge igniting in his chest.
"I am not a boy, Katherine," Maekar growled, his voice a low, lethal rumble that carried a distinct, undeniable threat.
"Yet to be seen," Kat shot back effortlessly, entirely fearless. "You throw tantrums like a toddler when your emails aren't answered quickly enough. You definitely have the emotional maturity of a twelve-year-old."
"I assure you, my maturity is fully developed," Maekar retorted smoothly. "And if you continue to test my patience, I may be forced to arrive at your classroom on Monday morning to demonstrate exactly how much of a man I truly am."
Kat burst out laughing, a bright, joyous sound that echoed through the phone.
"Well, on that terrifyingly vague and entirely inappropriate note," Kat giggled, "I am going to leave you to your sad corporate emails and your fabulous cuddling. Have a good weekend, Dictionary Boy."
"No, wait—" Maekar started, not wanting the connection to end. He wanted to hear her voice for another hour. He wanted to keep the banter alive.
"Byeeeeeeeeee!" Kat sang out cheerfully.
Click.
The line went dead.
Maekar slowly pulled the phone away from his ear, staring at the black screen. He rested his head back against the plush pillows, a soft, helpless laugh escaping his lips.
"She is going to be the absolute death of me," Maekar whispered into the quiet room.
He set his phone down on the nightstand. He reached out and picked up his tablet, the device he used exclusively for high-level corporate communications and secure financial reports.
He didn't open his work email client. He didn't look at the Tokyo supply chain manifests.
He opened the photo gallery.
He synced the tablet with his phone, downloading the images Aerion and Kat had sent him throughout the day.
He swiped past the picture of the finger-painted refrigerator. He swiped past the video of Aegon and Kat dancing in the desk-fort.
He stopped on the final image. The selfie taken inside the glaring, fluorescent-lit interior of McDonald's.
Maekar stared at the high-definition screen. He looked at his three older sons, their faces flushed and bright, holding up greasy french fries and laughing with an uninhibited joy that had been absent from their lives for years. And he looked at the woman in the center of the frame, her mismatched eyes shining, anchoring them all together in a moment of pure, chaotic happiness.
They didn't look like the heirs to a billionaire empire, and she didn't look like a public school teacher.
They looked like a family.
Maekar let his thumb rest against the edge of the tablet. The crushing weight of his solitary existence finally lifted from his shoulders.
He closed his eyes, the image of the messy, beautiful McDonald's selfie burned into his mind, and with his youngest son sleeping soundly on his chest, he finally drifted into a peaceful, dreamless sleep.
Notes:
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Chapter 18: Chapter Eighteen: Saddles and Street Art
Summary:
In which Maekar wears his son’s breakfast and Aerion launches a wild goose chase.
Song recommendation for this chapter -
Pressure – Muse
Chapter Text
For the first time in his life, Maekar had given his entire weekend household staff a mandatory, non-negotiable two days off.
No private chefs. No housekeepers discreetly dusting the mahogany wainscoting. No terrifying tutors lurking in the corridors. He had informed his estate manager, Davis, who was still on bereavement leave, that the Targaryen family would be managing its own domestic affairs until Monday morning.
At the time, standing in his office on Friday evening, flush with the adrenaline of buying out a children’s department store and officially declaring war on a public school art teacher, it had seemed like a brilliant, empowering idea. It was a statement of intent. He was going to be a father, not just a CEO. He was going to reclaim his household from the suffocating grip of hired help.
By eight-fifteen on Saturday morning, Maekar was deeply regretting his own arrogance.
He stood in the center of the kitchen, wearing a pair of dark grey cashmere trousers and a soft, fitted black sweater. His silver hair, usually pomaded into submission, was slightly rumpled. He was staring at the stainless-steel stovetop as if it were a complex, hostile foreign entity refusing to yield to his negotiations.
I orchestrate the global transport of millions of tons of crude oil, Maekar thought, glaring at a copper saucepan. I can certainly prepare a basic bowl of infant porridge.
The private chef had thoughtfully left a detailed, color-coded list of instructions and pre-portioned ingredients in the walk-in refrigerator. But executing the instructions while simultaneously trying to manage the waking routines of four boys was proving to be a logistical nightmare that rivaled the Tokyo merger.
"You threw the carrot into the abyss, Aerion! It was a perfectly diced, structurally sound carrot, and you launched it into the digital void!"
The shrill, highly accusatory voice of his nine-year-old son shattered the quiet morning.
Maekar turned his head just as Aemon and Aerion burst through the swinging kitchen doors. They were both in their pajamas, their silver hair sticking up in wild cowlicks.
Aemon, the studious boy who usually spoke in hushed, polite whispers and never raised his voice above library-appropriate levels, looked furious. His face was flushed, his glasses slightly askew on his nose.
"The kitchen was literally on fire, Aemon!" Aerion shouted back, gesturing wildly with his hands. "The soup was burning! The timer was ticking down! I panicked! I tried to throw it to Daeron, but Daeron was stuck behind the conveyor belt!"
"Your inability to maintain composure under simulated culinary pressure resulted in a catastrophic failure of our operational objective!" Aemon argued, pushing his glasses up his nose. "We failed the level. Because of a carrot."
Maekar stared at them, the wooden stirring spoon forgotten in his hand.
They were arguing about the video game. The chaotic, cooperative cooking simulator he had purchased yesterday. They had apparently stayed up late playing it, and the resentment over the digital vegetables had carried over into the morning.
"Boys," Maekar rumbled, his deep voice easily cutting through their bickering. "Lower your volume. Aegon is currently in his highchair, and I do not wish for him to be startled into a tantrum before he has consumed his oats."
Aemon and Aerion instantly fell silent, their aristocratic conditioning momentarily returning at the sound of their father's command. They glanced toward the kitchen island, where Aegon was strapped into an expensive, minimalist wooden highchair, sleepily gnawing on a silicone teething ring.
"Sorry, Father," Aemon mumbled, looking slightly ashamed of his outburst.
"Sorry, Dad," Aerion echoed, sliding onto one of the tall barstools at the island.
"If you require sustenance, the chef has prepared an assortment of baked goods on the far counter," Maekar instructed, turning his attention back to the bubbling saucepan of porridge.
Before Aemon could reach the pastries, the kitchen doors swung open again.
Daeron strolled into the room. He was wearing his dark sweatpants and a t-shirt, carrying the drawing tablet his father had given him the night before. He looked entirely consumed by the device.
Daeron didn't say a word to anyone. He walked over to the island, set the tablet down on the marble surface, and pulled a barstool out. He sat down, booted up the screen, and picked up the digital stylus.
Without breaking eye contact with the screen, Daeron casually pulled his knees up, resting his feet directly onto the edge of the adjacent white leather barstool.
Maekar, who had just managed to pour the thickened porridge into a small, plastic bowl without scalding himself, turned around to serve his youngest son.
His violet eyes locked onto Daeron’s bare feet resting on the expensive furniture.
The deeply ingrained, strict disciplinarian within Maekar immediately flared to life. Targaryens did not slouch. They did not put their feet on the furniture. They maintained impeccable posture at all times, a physical representation of their elevated status.
"Daeron," Maekar barked, his tone sharp and uncompromising. "Remove your feet from the upholstery immediately. We are not barbarians. Sit properly. It is incredibly rude."
Daeron didn't look up from his screen. He was currently trying to shade the eye socket of a highly detailed, incredibly edgy digital skull, desperate to finish it so he could proudly show it to Kat on Monday and prove he wasn't just a boring, blazer-wearing private school kid.
"Kat does it," Daeron muttered distractedly, entirely forgetting who he was speaking to.
Maekar froze. The bowl of porridge hovered in mid-air. "I beg your pardon?"
Aerion, sitting across the island with a piece of toast halfway to his mouth, immediately nodded in agreement.
"She does, Dad," Aerion chimed in, entirely unbothered. "Kat never sits normal. She sits cross-legged on top of her desk. She hangs out of the windows to smoke. Yesterday, when we were in the study doing homework, she sat on the sofa with her legs thrown over the armrest and her boots on the coffee table. She says sitting up straight restricts the creative flow."
Maekar stood frozen in the center of the kitchen.
She says sitting up straight restricts the creative flow.
He looked at Daeron, huddled over his drawing tablet, entirely comfortable. He looked at Aerion, chewing loudly on his toast.
And suddenly, without any warning or permission, Maekar’s brain betrayed him. It hijacked his visual cortex and plunged him headfirst into a vivid, domestic daydream.
He didn't see the stainless-steel and marble kitchen of the Targaryen estate.
He saw a kitchen that was warm, lived-in, and slightly chaotic. The counter was littered with open paint tubes and half-empty mugs of builder's tea.
And sitting at his kitchen island, occupying the space right next to him, was Kat Hart.
She was wearing one of his shirts, or perhaps one of those oversized, paint-stained band t-shirts she apparently favored. Her fiery red hair was piled onto her head in a messy bun.
She wasn't sitting with impeccable posture. She was slouched back in the barstool. And her brightly socked feet weren't resting on the adjacent chair.
They were resting directly in Maekar’s lap.
In the daydream, Maekar was sitting beside her, wearing his casual clothes, reading the morning financial reports on his tablet. He wasn't disgusted by her lack of decorum. He wasn't pushing her feet away. In fact, one of his large hands was resting casually, comfortably over her ankles, keeping her warm.
She was leaning forward, balancing a bowl of porridge, laughing that bright, ringing, unapologetic laugh as she tried to feed a giggling Aegon. She was talking to Daeron about shading techniques, and debating Roman history with Aemon, filling the echoing estate with a vibrant, relentless noise.
And then, in the fantasy, she turned her head. She looked at Maekar. Her eyes locked onto his. She smiled at him. Not a defensive smirk. Not a sarcastic grin. A soft, genuine, breathtaking smile that said she belonged there.
Thud.
Maekar’s heart executed a violent beat against his ribs, sending a rush of blood straight to his head.
The fantasy was so vivid, so intensely, agonizingly desirable, that it practically knocked the breath out of his lungs. He wanted it. He wanted a chaotic, foul-mouthed art teacher to use him as human furniture while she fed his children.
SPLAT.
The daydream shattered instantly.
Maekar blinked, his vision snapping back to the cold, grey reality of his kitchen.
Aegon, who had grown entirely impatient waiting for his father to deliver the porridge, had taken matters into his own tiny hands. The toddler had picked up his plastic sippy cup of water and hurled it with surprising velocity.
It struck Maekar squarely in the center of his black cashmere sweater, bouncing off and clattering to the marble floor, leaving a large, dark, wet stain across his chest.
"Ah!" Aegon whined, slamming his hands against the tray of his highchair.
Maekar looked down at the wet stain on his sweater. He looked up at Aegon, whose face was rapidly scrunching into a mask of impending fury.
He looked over at Daeron, whose feet were still resting rebelliously on the barstool.
Maekar let out a defeated sigh.
"Fine," Maekar muttered, setting the bowl of porridge down onto the island in front of the baby. He grabbed a cloth to wipe the water off his sweater. He looked at his eldest son. "Just... take your shoes off before you put your feet on the furniture. I will not have mud on the leather."
Daeron, Aemon, and Aerion all froze.
They slowly turned their heads, staring at their father with shock.
Wtf did he just say?! Daeron thought, his eyes practically bulging out of his head. His father had just conceded. Maekar Targaryen had just allowed a blatant breach of etiquette simply because Kat Hart apparently did it too.
Aerion exchanged a wide-eyed, knowing look with Aemon.
"Thank you, sir," Daeron whispered, hastily kicking his slippers off and placing his socked feet back onto the stool, terrified the concession would be revoked.
Maekar ignored their stunned stares, turning his focus to the brewing storm in the highchair.
"Aegon," Maekar rumbled softly, picking up the small plastic spoon. "You must consume your oats. We have an equestrian appointment at nine o'clock. You need energy."
He scooped up a small amount of the lukewarm porridge and held it toward the toddler's mouth.
Aegon glared at the spoon. He closed his mouth tightly, shaking his head side to side.
"Come now," Maekar tried, racking his brain for any semblance of pediatric technique. He remembered watching a nanny do this once. He awkwardly moved the spoon in a slow, rigid circle. "Here comes the... the aerodynamic transport vehicle. Open the hangar doors."
Aerion choked on his toast, coughing violently to cover up a laugh. An aerodynamic transport vehicle. His dad was trying to do the 'airplane' using corporate logistics jargon.
Aegon was entirely unimpressed by the transport vehicle. He aggressively smacked the spoon away with the back of his hand. A glob of sticky porridge flew across the island, landing directly on Daeron’s new drawing tablet.
"Hey!" Daeron protested, scrambling to wipe the screen.
Aegon’s face turned bright red. The lower lip trembled violently. The warning sirens were blaring.
"Aegon, what is it that you require?" Maekar asked, his voice tightening with a subtle edge of panic. He didn't know what to do. The baby wasn't crying, but he was furious. "If you do not desire the oats, the chef left mashed fruit. We can compromise."
Aegon didn't want a compromise.
The baby slammed his hands against the plastic tray again, his violet eyes welling up with tears. He looked around the kitchen, searching for the one thing that had brought him joy and safety the previous day.
"Kitty!" Aegon demanded loudly, his voice echoing off the stainless steel.
Maekar froze. He frowned, looking around the room as if expecting to see a stray animal.
"A kitten?" Maekar asked, deeply confused. He looked at his boys. "Did the estate manager acquire a feline without my authorization?"
Aerion paused, his piece of toast halfway to his mouth. He looked at his baby brother. Egg was leaning forward in his highchair, looking toward the hallway, his face scrunched up in distress.
Kitty.
Aerion’s eyes widened. The realization hit him like a lightning bolt.
"Dad," Aerion said quickly, dropping his toast. He reached into his pocket and pulled out his phone. "He doesn't want a cat."
Aerion unlocked his screen, pulling up the photo gallery. He found the selfie they had taken yesterday in the classroom. The picture of Kat, wearing the pastel patchwork fleece onesie with the floppy bunny ears, holding a matching, giggling Aegon in her lap.
Aerion held the phone up, turning the screen so the baby could see it.
Aegon’s tears instantly stalled. He stared at the glowing screen. He saw the bright colors, the mismatched eyes, and the floppy ears.
Aegon lunged forward against his highchair straps, reaching his hands out toward the phone, making frantic, desperate grabby motions.
"Kitty!" Aegon shrieked happily, his face lighting up. "Kitty! Kitty!"
Maekar stared at the screen. He stared at his son.
Kitty. The bunny ears. To a one-year-old, a soft, fuzzy animal with floppy ears was a 'kitty'. He was asking for Kat. He was actively, desperately demanding the presence of the chaotic art teacher.
Maekar felt a painful surge of both jealousy and affection. The boy had known her for several hours, and she had entirely rewritten his hierarchy of comfort.
"Aegon," Maekar said softly, gently pushing Aerion’s phone down so the baby couldn't see the screen anymore. "Miss Hart is not here. It is Saturday. She is at her own residence. You must eat your food."
The removal of the photograph was the final, unforgivable insult.
Aegon’s face went dangerously blank for a fraction of a second. He drew in a shuddering breath that seemed to inflate his tiny lungs to twice their normal capacity.
And then, the Targaryen siren went off.
Aegon didn't just cry. He detonated. A shrill, ear-piercing, red-faced, full-blown meltdown echoed through the kitchen. He thrashed against the straps of his highchair, throwing his head back and screaming with fury of a tiny emperor who had been denied his favorite subject.
Maekar physically flinched, the volume of the noise rattling his eardrums.
"Aegon, cease this immediately," Maekar commanded, raising his voice to be heard over the screaming.
It did nothing. If anything, the authoritative tone made Aegon scream louder.
Maekar scrambled forward, unbuckling the highchair straps. He scooped the thrashing, crying baby up, holding him awkwardly against his chest. He began to bounce him, exactly as he had done last night in the bathroom.
"Hush. Hush now," Maekar tried, bouncing him faster. He tried to sing the Valyrian lullaby again, his deep baritone rumbling. "Dōna zaldrīzes..."
It was entirely useless. Aegon was too angry, too hungry, and too overwhelmed. The lullaby was drowned out by the relentless, deafening shrieks. The baby arched his back, pushing his hands against Maekar’s chest, demanding to be put down, demanding the pastel rabbit, demanding anything but the cold, stiff reality of his father's arms.
Ten agonizing minutes passed.
Maekar paced the length of the kitchen, bouncing the screaming baby, feeling a cold sweat break out across his forehead. He was entirely out of his depth. He had negotiated treaties with hostile foreign governments, but he could not negotiate with a furious one-year-old.
Daeron had clamped his hands over his ears, staring at his drawing tablet in misery. Aemon had retreated to the far corner of the kitchen, looking thoroughly overwhelmed.
"Dad," Aerion yelled over the screaming, standing up from his stool. "He's not stopping! You have to do something!"
"What do you propose I do, Aerion?!" Maekar shouted back, his patience entirely fracturing under the sonic assault. "I cannot conjure the woman out of thin air!"
Aerion pointed a finger directly at his father's chest pocket.
"Call her!" Aerion demanded.
Maekar froze in his pacing. Call her. Call Kat Hart on a Saturday morning because he was incapable of calming his own child. It was the ultimate admission of defeat. It was humiliating.
But as Aegon let out another glass-shattering shriek right next to his ear, Maekar’s pride crumbled. He didn't care about his dignity. He just wanted his son to stop crying.
Maekar shifted Aegon into his left arm, holding the thrashing baby tightly. With his right hand, he reached into his pocket and pulled out his phone.
He didn't bother holding it to his ear. He set the phone down flat on the marble island, hit the speaker icon, and dialed the number.
The phone rang loudly through the kitchen speakers.
Once. Twice. Three times.
"What?" The voice that barked through the speaker was not the sharp, articulate, witty banter Maekar was accustomed to. It was thick, incredibly raspy, and slurred with exhaustion. Her northern accent was incredibly heavy, practically vibrating with sleep-deprived fury.
"Who the fuck is ringing me before nine on a Saturday?!" Kat groaned, the sound of rustling blankets clearly audible over the speaker. "If this is Markl, I swear to god I am going to key your car. I didn't get to sleep until two."
Maekar stared at the phone. He had woken her up.
Before Maekar could formulate an apology, Aegon took a sharp breath to scream again.
The sound of the baby's shrieks ripped through the microphone.
On the other end of the line, the rustling blankets stopped instantly. The sleepy fury vanished entirely, replaced by a razor-sharp, hyper-vigilant panic.
"Who is that?" Kat demanded, her voice instantly clear and terrified. "Is that Egg? Maekar, what's wrong?! Who is screaming like they're being murdered?!"
At the exact moment her voice—loud, familiar, and incredibly concerned—echoed through the kitchen speaker, Aegon froze.
The baby stopped thrashing against Maekar’s chest. The screaming cut off abruptly, leaving a ringing silence in its wake. Aegon turned his tear-stained face toward the marble island, his violet eyes locking onto the glowing black rectangle of the phone.
Aegon let out a wet, shuddering hiccup. He reached his chubby hand out toward the device.
"Kitty!" Aegon babbled, his voice cracking with residual tears. "Kitty! Ka!"
On the other end of the line, Kat let out a breath of relief. She realized the baby wasn't hurt; he was just having a world-ending tantrum.
The terrified teacher vanished, and the Queen of the Gremlins stepped up to the microphone.
"Awww, baby," Kat cooed, her voice dropping into that high-pitched, incredibly sweet, melodic tone she had used in the classroom. "Is that my little dragon? Are you having a rough morning, Egg? Tell Kitty all about it."
Aegon’s entire demeanor shifted. The fury evaporated, replaced by solemn focus. He leaned as far out of Maekar’s arms as he could, staring intently at the phone on the counter.
Aegon took a deep breath, and launched into a long, highly complex, entirely incomprehensible string of aggressive baby babble. He waved his free hand in the air, gesturing wildly as he complained to the phone.
It sounded exactly as if he were delivering a furious, detailed report regarding the unacceptable quality of the porridge and the lack of pastel clothing in the estate.
Maekar stood frozen, holding the baby, staring at the phone in disbelief.
"No way," Kat gasped through the speaker, her tone entirely serious, treating the babble as if it were a geopolitical briefing. "He did what? He did all that is this morning? That is out of order, Egg. Absolutely tragic. Tell me more."
Aegon babbled again, a sharp, angry string of syllables, pointing an accusing finger directly at his father's chest.
Daeron, who was sitting at the island, couldn't hold it in any longer. The sight of his father standing frozen while his baby brother lodged a formal complaint to an art teacher via speakerphone was simply too much.
Daeron snorted, slapping a hand over his mouth to muffle a laugh. Aerion giggled loudly next to him.
Aegon stopped babbling. He turned his head, glaring fiercely at his two older brothers, his eyes narrowed in annoyance. He let out a angry squawk at them.
"Yeah, you tell them, mate," Kat laughed through the speaker, having heard the exchange perfectly. "Disrespectful, that is. Interrupting a bloke's phone call. You tell them to pipe down."
Maekar watched the interaction, entirely mesmerized. The baby was calm. He was engaged. He was happy.
Maekar looked down at the bowl of lukewarm porridge sitting on the island. An idea formed in his mind.
While Aegon was distracted, leaning forward and babbling earnestly to the phone, Maekar carefully picked up the plastic spoon. He scooped up a small amount of porridge.
He didn't do the airplane. He didn't use corporate jargon. He simply moved the spoon smoothly and quietly toward Aegon’s mouth from the side.
Aegon, completely focused on telling Kat about the tragic state of his breakfast, absentmindedly opened his mouth and accepted the spoonful of porridge without a single protest. He chewed and swallowed, his eyes never leaving the phone.
Maekar’s eyes widened. It was working. It was a flawless tactical maneuver.
"Continue your discourse, Kat," Maekar murmured quietly, scooping up another spoonful. "It is proving effective."
"Oh, I see," Kat chuckled. "Using me as a digital pacifier so you can force-feed him. Sneaky, Dictionary Boy. Very sneaky. Keep talking to me, Egg. Tell me about your toys. Did Daeron let you play with his fancy new drawing pad yet?"
Aegon babbled happily, accepting a second, and then a third spoonful of porridge.
Maekar felt a triumphant surge of victory. He was doing it. He was navigating the crisis. He had almost emptied the bowl.
He went in for the final spoonful. He moved the plastic utensil toward the toddler's face, feeling incredibly confident.
But Aegon had decided that the meal was officially concluded.
As the spoon approached his lips, Aegon didn't just turn his head. He swung his chubby little arm with surprising speed, executing a perfect, defensive block.
His fist collided with the plastic spoon.
The spoon didn't just drop. The impact acted as a fulcrum, launching the remaining bowl of sticky, lukewarm porridge directly upward into the air like a catapult.
Time seemed to slow down in the Targaryen kitchen.
Daeron, Aemon, and Aerion watched in fascinated slow-motion as the arc of thick oatmeal flew through the air.
SPLAT.
The porridge landed squarely, perfectly, in the dead center of Maekar’s face.
It hit the bridge of his nose, splattering outward. Thick clumps of sticky oats clung to his eyebrows. A glob dripped slowly down his cheek, plopping onto the shoulder of his sweater.
The silence in the kitchen was loud.
Maekar stood perfectly still. He closed his eyes, the porridge cooling rapidly against his skin. He didn't yell. He didn't move. He simply breathed in, a slow, deep breath of defeat.
Aegon blinked, looking at his father's face. The baby tilted his head, let out a tiny, delighted squeal, and began to giggle.
That was the breaking point.
Daeron lost his mind. He threw his head back, letting out a loud, howling laugh that echoed off the stainless steel appliances. Aerion collapsed forward against the marble island, burying his face in his arms as his shoulders shook with hysterical laughter. Even Aemon, the dignified scholar, was covering his mouth, his chest heaving with silent, desperate giggles.
"What?" Kat’s voice demanded from the speakerphone, entirely confused by the sudden eruption of joy. "What happened? What's everyone laughing at?!"
Maekar slowly opened his eyes. He raised a hand, wiping a clump of oats out of his vision, smearing it further across his forehead.
"I am currently wearing my son's breakfast," Maekar stated, his voice a flat, deadpan rumble that somehow made the situation infinitely funnier.
There was a brief pause on the other end of the line.
And then, Kat howled.
Her laughter exploded through the speaker, loud, breathless, and entirely unsympathetic.
"Oh my god," Kat wheezed, her northern accent incredibly thick. "Oh, that is brilliant. That is poetry. You deserve it, Maekar. You absolutely deserve it for waking those poor boys up at stupid o'clock on a Saturday morning just to force-feed them oats."
Maekar scowled, grabbing a linen towel from the counter and wiping his face. "It is not 'stupid o'clock', Katherine. It is nearly nine. They required sustenance before their morning equestrian practice."
The laughter on the phone abruptly stopped.
"Equestrian practice," Kat repeated, her voice dripping with dry, utter disbelief. "You are making them ride horses? At nine in the morning? On a Saturday?"
"It builds core strength and discipline," Maekar defended, scrubbing the porridge off his cashmere sweater. "I keep them cultured."
"You keep them posh, you tyrant," Kat muttered, though the fondness in her voice completely undermined the insult. "Gods save those poor children. It's the weekend, Maekar. Let them watch cartoons. Let them sleep in."
"Cartoons rot the brain," Maekar countered smoothly, settling back into their familiar, effortless banter. "And they have already slept in. The day is wasting."
Daeron, Aemon, and Aerion had stopped laughing.
They were sitting at the kitchen island, entirely mesmerized. They watched their father, standing in the middle of the kitchen covered in baby oatmeal, bickering with a public school art teacher over a speakerphone like an old, married couple.
Maekar wasn't angry about the porridge. He wasn't yelling. He was engaged. He was entirely focused on the voice coming out of the phone.
Daeron leaned back in his stool. He looked at Aerion, his eyebrows raised high on his forehead. Daeron subtly mouthed the words, He likes her.
Aerion grinned, nodding his head vigorously in agreement. I know.
The boys didn't need a corporate spreadsheet or a High Valyrian translation to understand what was happening right in front of them. The Queen of the Gremlins hadn't just conquered the fridge. She was slowly, surely conquering the dragon himself.
"I must go, Katherine," Maekar finally said, finishing wiping his face. "I must attempt to salvage my wardrobe before I transport my heirs to the stables. Thank you for your... assistance with the crisis."
"Anytime, Dictionary Boy," Kat laughed softly through the speaker. "Have fun on the horses. Try not to fall off your high horse while you're at it."
"Goodbye, Katherine," Maekar smirked, hitting the end call button.
He set the phone down, looking at the three older boys staring at him with wide, knowing grins.
"What?" Maekar barked, though his tone was entirely lacking its usual bite. "Finish your breakfasts. We depart in twenty minutes."
The boys scrambled to obey, hiding their laughter behind their toast. Maekar turned and walked out of the kitchen, carrying the giggling baby, unaware that his sons were already plotting exactly how to ensure their new favorite teacher never left their lives.
The Blackwood Equestrian Center was an hyper-exclusive estate situated on the lush, rolling outskirts of the city. It was a place where membership was strictly vetted, where the gravel paths were meticulously raked every morning, and where the scent of fresh pine, expensive leather, and horse sweat mingled in the crisp Saturday air.
Maekar stood leaning against the polished white wooden fence of the primary riding ring, a steaming cup of black coffee in his hand. He was not dressed in his usual imposing three-piece suit. Today, he wore a tailored, deep forest-green button-down shirt, the sleeves rolled up past his forearms to reveal his Rolex on his wrist. His dark trousers and polished riding boots completed the look. He was thirty-six years old, a fact he often forgot beneath the crushing weight of running a global empire, but standing here in the cold morning air, free from the corporate tower, he felt a strange, unfamiliar surge of youthful vitality.
He watched Daeron, Aemon, and Aerion trot their horses around the ring, their breath pluming in the cold air.
"Honestly, Maekar, you simply must speak to Daeron about his posture. He is slouching like a common farmhand. Look at Valarr. Valarr sits up perfectly straight. It is all in the core strength, you know."
Maekar’s jaw tightened. The strange, unfamiliar surge of vitality was instantly dampened by the grating, highly nasal voice of his sister-in-law.
Jena was standing two feet away from him, wrapped in a expensive white mink coat. She was a woman who viewed motherhood not as a biological imperative, but as a competitive sport. Her two sons, Valarr and Matarys, were currently riding in the ring alongside Maekar’s boys, looking stiff and perfectly miserable in their immaculate riding gear.
"Daeron’s posture is perfectly adequate, Jena," Maekar rumbled, taking a slow sip of his coffee, keeping his eyes fixed on his children.
"Adequate is hardly the standard we strive for," Jena sniffed, adjusting her diamond earrings. "And Aerion... heavens, he looks like he’s practically asleep in the saddle. Baelor, darling, tell Maekar that his boys are embarrassing the family name."
Maekar turned his head slightly to look at his older brother.
Baelor was leaning against the fence a few yards away, looking incredibly handsome in a dark turtleneck and a tweed blazer. But Baelor wasn't watching the boys in the riding ring. He wasn't paying attention to his wife.
Baelor’s eyes were fixated on a young, ruggedly built stable hand named Liam, who was currently leading a huge roan gelding out of the nearby stables. The stable hand had broad shoulders, a smattering of dirt across his strong jawline, and he was in the process of rolling up the sleeves of his flannel shirt, exposing muscular forearms.
Baelor tracked the man’s every movement, a look of agonizing longing etched across his perfectly groomed features.
"Baelor!" Jena snapped, her voice shrill enough to make one of the horses twitch. "Are you listening to me?"
Baelor snapped out of his trance, blinking rapidly, a faint, guilty flush coloring his cheeks. "Yes, my love. Apologies. The crisp air is distracting. What were you saying?"
Jena let out a loud, dramatic sigh of martyrdom. "I was saying that Maekar’s boys are riding poorly. They lack discipline. It is precisely what happens when one is raised without a mother's refined touch."
It was a low, vicious blow, designed specifically to strike at Maekar’s pride.
Maekar’s eyes narrowed into dark, lethal slits. He looked at Valarr and Matarys. The two boys were indeed sitting perfectly straight, their backs rigid, their heels jammed forcefully down into the stirrups. They looked like terrified mannequins.
Maekar didn't argue with her. He simply reached into the pocket of his dark green shirt, pulled out his phone, and opened his camera. He recorded a quick, thirty-second video of the boys riding past, capturing both his sons and Baelor's sons in the frame.
He opened his email client, attaching the video to a new message directed at the only person he knew who possessed zero filter and a pathological need to defend his children.
To: K. Hart - Arts & Humanities Dept.
Subject: Equestrian Logistics
My sister-in-law is currently informing me that my sons are riding like 'common farmhands,' while her boys are the pinnacle of aristocratic grace. I require an objective, highly critical assessment to confirm my suspicion that she is entirely delusional.
He hit send, slipping the phone back into his pocket.
He didn't have to wait long. Exactly four minutes later, the phone buzzed against his chest.
Maekar pulled it out, hiding the screen from Jena’s view.
To: Maekar Targaryen
Subject: Re: Equestrian Logistics
Your sister-in-law is an absolute moron. Tell her to open her eyes.
Look at her kids (the terrified-looking dark haired ones, I'm assuming). They are stiff as boards. Their heels are jammed too far down, which means they have zero shock absorption in their knees. And look at their hands—they are pulling the bit so hard the horses look like they want to buck them into the stratosphere. If those horses spook, her perfect little dolls are going to snap in half and fly off the saddles.
Now look at your boys. Yes, Daeron is slouching a bit, but he has a relaxed, deep seat. He is sinking into the movement of the horse, moving WITH the animal, rather than fighting it. Aerion isn't falling asleep; he's riding with soft hands, communicating through his seat. They are riding like people who actually trust the animals beneath them.
Tell the harpy to look at her own kid's white knuckles before she critiques your gremlins. And tell Aerion I said he looks like a proper knight.
Maekar read the email, a slow immensely satisfied smirk spreading across his face. It was a surgical, devastating, entirely professional takedown. She was a weapon, and he was holding the trigger.
He locked his phone and slipped it away, turning his imposing frame to face his sister-in-law.
"You are mistaken, Jena," Maekar stated, his voice a low, carrying rumble that effortlessly commanded the attention of the immediate vicinity. "Daeron is not slouching. He possesses a deep, relaxed seat, allowing him to absorb the shock and move organically with the animal. Aerion is utilizing soft hands, rather than fighting the bit."
Jena scoffed, waving a manicured hand. "Nonsense. Look at Valarr! Perfection!"
"Look at Valarr's hands, Jena," Maekar countered smoothly, his violet eyes locking onto hers with terrifying intensity, quoting Kat’s email word for word. "He is pulling the bit with terrified, white-knuckled tension. His back is as stiff as a wooden board, and his heels are jammed so far down he has compromised his center of gravity. If that gelding so much as steps on a shadow, your 'perfect' son is going to snap in half and be launched from the saddle."
Jena gasped, her mouth dropping open in shock. She stared at Maekar, scandalized that he had spoken to her with such ruthless disrespect.
"Well!" Jena sputtered, her face turning an ugly, mottled shade of crimson. "I have never... the sheer arrogance! You are impossible to speak to, Maekar!"
"Then I suggest you cease attempting," Maekar replied flatly, turning his gaze back to the riding ring.
Jena let out a furious, insulted hiss, hiking her mink coat tighter around her shoulders. She spun on her heel and stormed off toward the viewing pavilion, her heels clicking aggressively against the gravel path.
Standing next to Maekar’s legs, entirely bundled up in a thick, brown-and-beige padded winter suit, was one-year-old Aegon. The toddler watched his aunt storm away, his wide violet eyes blinking from beneath the brim of a slightly oversized, black riding helmet Maekar had strapped to his head for safety.
Aegon raised a mittened hand, waving enthusiastically at the retreating woman.
"Bye-bye!" Aegon giggled loudly, his voice incredibly cheerful.
Baelor, who had turned away from staring at the stable hand to witness the confrontation, had to slap a hand over his mouth to muffle a bark of laughter. He walked over, shaking his head, clapping Maekar on the shoulder.
"Gods, Maekar, that was entirely brutal," Baelor chuckled, though he didn't sound particularly upset about his wife's departure. "I have been trying to tell her that Valarr needs to relax his grip for months, but she refuses to listen to anyone who doesn't charge by the hour. How did you know all of that? You haven't ridden properly in years."
Maekar took a slow sip of his coffee, a faint, smug smile playing on his lips. "I have my sources."
Baelor leaned against the fence next to his brother, the amusement fading slightly, replaced by a tired resignation. He looked back toward the stables, where the handsome stable hand had vanished into the shadows.
"Is everything... operational between you and your wife, Baelor?" Maekar asked quietly, his eyes tracking Daeron as he guided his horse over a small jump.
Baelor let out a long, slow sigh, his breath pluming in the cold air. "It is the same as it has always been, Maekar. It is a strategic partnership. We have an image to maintain for the electorate. A perfect family, a perfect marriage. It is... exhausting."
Maekar looked at his older brother. He saw the golden heir, the charismatic politician who was adored by the public, but who was fundamentally trapped in a cage of his own making. He saw the way Baelor had looked at the stable hand, a look of desperate, impossible longing that he would never, ever act upon.
A week ago, Maekar would have advised his brother to simply tighten his grip, ignore his personal desires, and focus on the legacy of the family name.
But Maekar had spent the several days talking to a woman who likes to wear bunny onsies therefore dismantle the concept of his polite society. He had spent his morning wearing a bowl of porridge, laughing with his children. He understood with clarity, how utterly hollow a perfect image truly was.
"Baelor," Maekar murmured, his voice dropping into a low, fiercely private register. He didn't look at his brother, keeping his eyes on the ring to maintain the illusion of casual conversation. "You are my blood. If the image becomes too heavy to carry... if you require an escape from the performance... you always have a place in my home. Unquestioned. Unjudged."
Baelor stiffened slightly, shocked by the uncharacteristic display of empathy from his notoriously cold younger brother. He swallowed hard, a heavy emotions welling in his throat.
"Thank you, Maekar," Baelor whispered, his voice thick. "That... that means more than you know."
Baelor cleared his throat, blinking rapidly, and forced a bright, jovial smile back onto his face to change the subject before he lost his composure completely.
"Well," Baelor declared, clapping his hands together. "Since we have established that my sons ride like stiff planks of wood, perhaps you would care to mount up and show them how a true Targaryen handles a saddle?"
Maekar raised an eyebrow, gesturing down to the baby clinging to his pant leg. "I am currently serving as a structural support column for an infant, Baelor. I cannot ride."
"Nonsense," Baelor laughed, waving a hand at a passing stable boy. "Bring out Midnight and Apollo! We are riding!" Baelor looked at his brother, his eyes sparkling with a challenge. "Take him for a ride, Maekar. The boy is wearing a helmet. He will love it."
Maekar frowned, looking down at Aegon. The baby looked up, offering a wide, two tooth grin.
"Horsey!" Aegon babbled, pointing a mittened finger at the animals trotting around the ring.
Maekar felt his hesitation warring with the sudden urge to simply say yes. He thought of Kat’s talk from the night before. You need to do a father-son day with each of your kids. Show them you actually care.
"Very well," Maekar grunted, handing his coffee cup to a passing attendant.
Five minutes later, Liam the stable hand, led two magnificent horses out of the stables. One was a sleek, powerful dapple-grey gelding named Apollo. The other was an absolute titan of an animal, a towering, pitch-black stallion named Midnight, known for its fierce temperament and smooth gait.
Baelor swung himself effortlessly up into Apollo’s saddle, showing off slightly as Liam handed him the reins.
Maekar approached the black stallion. He didn't need a mounting block. He grabbed the pommel, stepping into the stirrup, and hoisted his frame smoothly into the saddle, settling his weight with practiced, innate grace. The horse stamped its hoof, snorting in the cold air, but immediately recognized the commanding presence of a master rider.
"Daeron!" Maekar called out.
Daeron trotted his horse over to the fence line. "Yes, Father?"
"Pass me your brother," Maekar instructed, leaning down slightly from the towering height of the black stallion.
Daeron’s eyes widened, but he obediently leaned over, scooping the bundled, helmet-wearing baby off the ground and hoisting him upward.
Maekar wrapped his strong arm securely around Aegon’s waist, pulling the baby firmly against his dark green shirt, settling the toddler securely in front of him on the saddle horn. He kept one hand firmly wrapped around Aegon, holding the leather reins lightly with his other hand.
Aegon let out a loud, joyous gasp, his eyes wide with awe as he looked down at the ground from such a terrifying, wonderful height.
"Hold on, little dragon," Maekar murmured softly, his voice a low vibration against the baby's back.
He clicked his tongue, nudging the stallion forward with a subtle shift of his weight.
The massive black horse began a slow, smooth, incredibly controlled walk around the perimeter of the ring.
Aegon didn't cry. He didn't panic. The boy reached his tiny, mittened hands out, grabbing onto Maekar’s large hand that held the reins, pretending that he was the one steering the massive beast.
"Go! Go!" Aegon squealed, bouncing slightly in the saddle, completely fearless.
Maekar let out a deep, genuine laugh, the sound carrying across the crisp morning air. He adjusted his grip, ensuring the boy was perfectly safe, and guided the horse into a slightly faster, incredibly smooth trot.
Aegon shrieked with laughter, the bouncing motion sending him into hysterics.
Across the ring, Daeron pulled his horse to a halt near the fence and jumped down. He reached through the gap in the fence, pulling out his father's phone which was resting near Baelor's coat.
Daeron opened the camera, hitting record.
He filmed the sight of his father, dressed in a dark green shirt, his silver hair blowing in the wind, riding a black stallion with flawless command. And sitting perfectly safely in the crook of his father's arm, wearing a slightly oversized riding helmet and giggling uncontrollably, was his baby brother. Aemon and Aerion trotted their horses up alongside them, falling into formation, flanking their father as they rode around the ring together.
It was a picture of joy.
Daeron saved the video, a big smile on his face, getting back on his own horse and trotting it back to join the formation.
"Aerion," Maekar called out over the sound of the hooves, his tone lacking its usual, biting criticism. "Drop your shoulders, son. You are holding tension in your neck. Trust the animal."
Aerion immediately relaxed his shoulders, sinking deeper into the saddle, offering his father a bright, grateful smile. "Like this?"
"Exactly," Maekar praised warmly. "Flawless."
Standing on the sidelines, outside the white wooden fence, Jena watched the display with an expression of disgust.
"Look at him," Jena sneered, crossing her arms over her mink coat as Baelor trotted his grey gelding past her. "Riding around with an infant strapped to his chest, shouting across the ring like a commoner. It is entirely undignified. He is making a spectacle of himself."
Baelor pulled Apollo to a brief halt near the fence. He looked at his wife, his handsome face devoid of warmth. He looked back at his brother, who was currently laughing at something Aerion had said, looking happier than he had in a decade.
Baelor rolled his eyes, a deeply exhausted, dismissive gesture, and clicked his tongue, trotting away from his wife without a single word of agreement.
Twenty minutes later, after successfully completing a dozen laps and allowing the older boys to practice their jumps, Maekar brought the black stallion to a halt near the center of the ring.
He patted the horse's thick, sweat-slicked neck. Aegon was leaning against his chest, the adrenaline crash finally hitting the boy. The baby was half-asleep, his thumb tucked into his mouth.
Baelor trotted over on the grey gelding.
"A masterful display, little brother," Baelor grinned, his cheeks flushed from the cold. "You haven't lost your touch."
"The animal does the work, Baelor. I merely direct it," Maekar replied smoothly. He looked around. "Daeron. Take your brother. He requires solid ground before he falls asleep entirely."
Baelor maneuvered his horse closer, intending to take the baby so Maekar could dismount, but Daeron had already trotted his horse over, sliding smoothly out of his saddle.
Daeron reached up, and Maekar carefully handed the bundled boy down to his eldest son. Daeron shifted Aegon onto his hip, the baby immediately burying his face into Daeron’s shoulder.
Maekar rolled his broad shoulders, gripping the reins in both hands, preparing to dismount.
"Hold on a moment," Baelor said suddenly, a wicked competitive spark lighting up his eyes. He looked toward the far end of the manicured estate grounds, where a long, straight, grassy track stretched out for nearly a mile.
Baelor looked back at Maekar. "We haven't run them yet. A race, Maekar. To the old oak tree and back."
Maekar scowled, his pride immediately rejecting the juvenile proposition. "We are not children, Baelor. I am not going to engage in a reckless sprint simply to satisfy your bruised ego."
"You are refusing because you know you will lose," Baelor teased loudly, intentionally pitching his voice so the stable hands—specifically Liam—could hear. "You have spent the last five years sitting in an ergonomic office chair. You've gone soft, little brother."
Maekar’s jaw tightened. The muscle in his cheek feathered dangerously. He hated being called soft. He hated losing.
Maekar looked down at his three sons. Daeron was holding the sleeping Aegon, while Aemon and Aerion were sitting on their horses, watching the exchange with wide, eager eyes.
"Will you be fine with your brother for five minutes?" Maekar asked Daeron, his voice tight.
"Yes, sir," Daeron grinned, bouncing the baby gently.
"Ah, at least you recognize it will only take me five minutes to leave you choking on my dust," Baelor laughed, turning his grey gelding toward the starting line of the grassy track.
"Hold my coffee," Maekar grunted to the attendant, snapping the reins and turning the stallion to follow his brother.
They lined up at the edge of the track, the horses stamping their hooves, sensing the shift in energy. The crisp air was thick with competitive tension.
Liam walked over to stand between the two horses. He raised a bright orange flag, his eyes lingering on Baelor’s handsome face. Baelor sat up a little straighter, puffing his chest out, clearly attempting to impress the man.
"To the oak tree and back, gentlemen," Liam called out, his voice rough. "On my mark."
Maekar leaned forward in the saddle, his center of gravity shifting perfectly over the stallion's shoulders. He didn't care about impressing the stable hand. He cared about undeniable victory.
"Three. Two. One. Go!"
Liam dropped the flag.
The explosion of power was instantaneous.
Maekar dug his heels in, and the black stallion surged forward like a cannonball fired from a ship. The speed of the massive animal tore up the damp grass, the cold wind whipping violently through Maekar’s silver hair.
Baelor was fast, urging his grey gelding forward with a shout, desperate to maintain his lead.
But Maekar was a force of nature. He rode with a ferocious intensity, his body moving in flawless synchronicity with the beast beneath him. He didn't just ride the horse; he commanded it.
"Come on, Dad!" Aerion screamed from the fence line, jumping up and down.
"Crush him!" Daeron yelled, entirely forgetting his poise, accidentally waking Aegon, who immediately began to babble excitedly at the noise.
Jena stood on the sidelines with her two perfectly poised, completely silent sons, her face a mask of bitter, sour indignation as she watched her husband fall behind.
They reached the oak tree. Maekar executed a tight, flawless turn, the black stallion pivoting on its hind legs without losing a fraction of its momentum. Baelor’s turn was wider, clumsier, costing him precious seconds.
The return sprint was a massacre.
Maekar crossed the imaginary finish line a full five horse-lengths ahead of his brother, pulling the black stallion to a smooth, controlled halt. The horse was blowing hard, its dark coat slick with sweat, but Maekar sat perfectly still in the saddle, barely breathing heavily.
Baelor crossed the line seconds later, panting, laughing breathlessly as he pulled his grey gelding up next to his brother.
"Gods," Baelor wheezed, shaking his head. "You are a monster, Maekar."
Maekar smirked, a victorious glint in his eyes. He dismounted smoothly, handing the reins to an awaiting attendant, and walked over to Daeron, effortlessly scooping the babbling Aegon back into his arms.
"You see, boys?" Maekar announced loudly, pitching his voice so his sister-in-law could hear every word. "I have officially left your Uncle Baelor in the dust. A lesson in maintaining one's edge."
"He let you win," Jena snapped bitterly, marching over with Valarr and Matarys in tow. "Baelor was merely being polite to the guest."
Baelor slid off his horse, waving a hand dismissively. "Do not coddle my ego, Jena. I did not let him win. Maekar has always been the superior rider. I am simply out of practice."
Jena let out a disgusted huff, turning away to instruct the stable hands on how to properly brush down her sons' horses.
Maekar ignored her, turning his attention to his three older boys. The adrenaline of the race had burned off the last of his corporate tension. He felt awake. He felt engaged.
"Right," Maekar rumbled, adjusting Aegon on his hip. "The equestrian objective is complete. Where do you wish to deploy next?"
Daeron looked at his watch, his face falling slightly. "We can't deploy anywhere, Father. It is nearly eleven. We have our advanced mathematics and Latin tutors scheduled for the afternoon block."
Maekar stared at Daeron. He thought of the miserable, silent study. He thought of Kat’s voice echoing through the phone that morning: It's the weekend, Maekar. Let them watch cartoons. Let them sleep in.
"There will be no tutors this weekend," Maekar stated flatly, shifting the baby's weight.
Daeron, Aemon, and Aerion all froze. They stared at their father as if he had just announced that gravity was no longer functioning.
"No... no tutors?" Aemon whispered, pushing his glasses up his nose in shock. "But my Cicero translations..."
"Cicero has been dead for two thousand years, Aemon. He can wait until Monday," Maekar replied smoothly. "The weekend is for recuperation and practical application of skills. Not endless drilling. So, I repeat: where do you wish to go?"
The boys exchanged bewildered, excited glances. They had a free afternoon in the city, with a father who was inexplicably willing to entertain their whims.
Aerion’s mind raced. He wanted to do something fun, something chaotic. He wanted to go somewhere Kat would approve of.
An idea—a incredibly daring idea—sparked in the ten-year-old's brain.
"Can we go to the playground?" Aerion asked, stepping forward, fixing his father with wide, innocent eyes. "The big one in the lower-east district?"
Jena, who had been eavesdropping on the conversation, let out a loud, horrified gasp. "The lower-east district?! A public playground?! Maekar, you cannot possibly entertain such a notion! It is filthy! It is crawling with commoners and disease! Valarr and Matarys will certainly not be attending a dirty park!"
Maekar ignored her completely, looking down at his youngest son. He frowned slightly. "The lower-east district is significantly out of our current logistical vector, Aerion. Why that specific playground? There are private, sanitized parks significantly closer to the estate."
Aerion swallowed hard, preparing the lie. "Well... the kids at school were talking about it yesterday. They said that the artist... the one who painted that giant, flaming crown mural in the financial district? The one you like so much?"
Maekar’s entire posture changed instantly. His back went rigidly straight, his eyes locking onto Aerion with laser-focused intensity.
"The Ashes of Empire," Maekar murmured, his voice dropping into a low, intense rumble.
"Yeah, that one," Aerion nodded eagerly, fighting to keep the smirk off his face. He was playing his father like a fiddle. "They said that the same artist painted a huge, really cool mural right next to that playground. I thought... maybe you'd want to see it. Since you've been looking for them."
Maekar stood perfectly still.
The elusive artist. The ghost he had spent months and thousands of pounds trying to track down. The genius who had captured the destructive nature of corporate empire better than any boardroom presentation ever could. If there was another piece of their work in the city, it might contain clues. It might contain a signature. It was an unparalleled investigative opportunity.
"We are going to the playground," Maekar announced instantly, his decision absolute and final. He turned to Baelor. "You will accompany us, Baelor. I may require a second set of eyes to analyze the brushwork."
"Absolutely not!" Jena shrieked, stomping her heel against the gravel. "Baelor, I forbid it! You are not dragging my sons to a slum so Maekar can obsess over graffiti vandalism!"
Baelor looked at his wife. He looked at her pinched, furious, incredibly miserable face. And then he looked at his brother, who was holding a giggling baby and actively choosing to prioritize his sons' joy over polite society.
Baelor shot Maekar a desperate, pleading look. Save me.
Maekar met his brother's eyes. He gave a slow, barely perceptible shake of his head. Nope. You married her. You handle her.
Baelor sighed, a exhausted sound. He turned to his wife. "Jena, darling, take the boys back to the estate. I have an important... political engagement in the district. Maekar and I will meet you for dinner."
"Political engagement!" Jena scoffed, practically vibrating with rage. "You are looking at vandalism!"
"Goodbye, Jena," Baelor said smoothly, turning his back on her and walking toward the parking area.
Maekar smirked, adjusting Aegon on his hip. He looked down at Daeron, Aemon, and Aerion.
"To the vehicles," Maekar commanded, a thrilled gleam in his eyes. "We have art to evaluate."
Aerion grinned, following his father toward the cars.
He couldn't wait to see his father's face when he stood in front of the mural. And he couldn't wait to tell Kat exactly how he had manipulated his father into spending his Saturday afternoon at a public playground.
The transition from the exclusive grounds of the Blackwood Equestrian Center to the gritty heart of the city’s lower-east district was a jarring study in socioeconomic whiplash.
The dark grey Aston Martin and the gleaming silver Jaguar navigated the narrow, pothole-riddled streets, drawing the stares of everyone on the pavement. These were not roads meant for low-slung, V12 sports cars. They were lined with towering, weathered brick council estates, corner shops with faded awnings, and chain-link fences that had seen better decades.
Maekar drove with a relaxed, effortless grip on the steering wheel, unfazed by the hostile stares of the locals. He was a man who owned the very concrete they were driving on, even if his corporate logo wasn’t plastered across the sides of the buildings.
"Dad, take the next right," Aerion instructed from the back seat, leaning forward between the two leather bucket seats. He was practically vibrating with anticipation. "It's just past the old railway bridge."
Maekar executed the turn smoothly. The narrow street opened up, revealing a slightly battered, public park.
It was a riot of faded primary colors. There was a climbing frame constructed of chipped red and yellow metal, a set of swings with squeaking, rusted chains, a large sandpit, and a patch of patchy green grass. The park was bordered on one side by a imposing wall of solid, grey concrete that supported the elevated railway line.
Maekar pulled the Aston Martin to a halt alongside the curb, cutting the engine. Baelor parked the Jaguar directly behind him.
For a moment, the silence inside the car was thick with unspoken hesitation.
Maekar looked out the window. To bring them into a public playground in the lower-east district felt like dropping a flock of peacocks into a pigeon enclosure.
But then, Maekar looked in the rearview mirror. He saw the bright, unburdened excitement shining in Aerion’s eyes. He heard the happy, senseless babbling of Aegon, who was kicking his little legs against his car seat.
The weekend is for recuperation and practical application, Maekar reminded himself firmly. We are not hiding in a glass tower today.
"Right," Maekar announced, his voice filling the car. "We have arrived. Exit the vehicle."
Aerion didn't need to be told twice. He threw his door open, scrambling out onto the cracked pavement, his silver hair catching the pale afternoon light. Aemon followed slightly more cautiously, adjusting his glasses as he surveyed the shouting masses of local children running around the playground.
Maekar stepped out of the driver's side, his 6'5" frame instantly drawing a new wave of stares from the parents sitting on the wooden benches. He ignored them completely, walking around to the back of the car and unbuckling Aegon from his seat. He hoisted the bundled baby onto his hip.
Daeron was the last to exit the car. He stepped onto the pavement, clutching the drawing tablet tightly against his chest. He looked at the chipped paint on the slide, the slightly muddy grass, and the screaming children.
"I am not catching a communicable disease from a public climbing frame," Daeron declared instantly, his snobbery returning in full force. He crossed his arms, looking deeply unimpressed. "The structural integrity of that slide looks compromised. It is a tetanus hazard."
Maekar looked down at his eldest son. A week ago, he would have demanded Daeron participate in physical activity to build endurance. Today, he simply didn't care.
"You are not required to utilize the apparatus, Daeron," Maekar replied smoothly, shifting Aegon’s weight. "You may utilize this time for independent study. Find a suitable location."
Daeron blinked, entirely surprised by the easy concession. "I can just... draw?"
"You possess the hardware," Maekar pointed out. "I expect you to master it."
Daeron grinned, a rare, genuine expression that transformed his brooding face. "Yes, sir."
The twelve-year-old immediately marched past the play area, seeking out a oak tree near the edge of the park. He sat down at the base of the trunk, crossing his legs with his new tablet. Within seconds, he was engrossed, his stylus flying across the screen as he began sketching the gnarled bark of the tree, oblivious to the world around him.
Baelor walked up to stand beside his brother, adjusting his tweed blazer against the cold wind. He looked around the playground, his eyes narrowing critically.
"This municipality is a disgrace," Baelor muttered, his political instincts flaring up instantly. He pulled a sleek dictaphone from his pocket, pressing the record button. "Note to the urban development committee: The lower-east recreational facilities are in a state of catastrophic disrepair. The galvanized steel on the primary climbing frame exhibits advanced oxidation, presenting a severe liability risk to the borough. Immediate allocation of infrastructure funds is required."
Maekar rolled his eyes, a dry scoff escaping his chest. "You are off the clock, Baelor. Cease campaigning to the pigeons."
"A true statesman is never off the clock, Maekar," Baelor replied smoothly, slipping the dictaphone back into his pocket. He looked at the screaming children running around the park. "Though I must admit, the volume of this place is staggering. What exactly are we supposed to do here?"
"We are supposed to supervise," Maekar stated, looking down at the baby on his hip. Aegon was pointing a finger enthusiastically toward the swing set, letting out a loud, demanding squawk.
"Go! Go!" Aegon demanded, bouncing against Maekar’s side.
Maekar looked at the swing set. It was a battered metal frame with four swings. Two were standard rubber straps, and two were deep, bucket-style seats designed for infants.
"It appears I have been issued a directive," Maekar murmured, a faint, amused smirk touching his lips. He looked at Aerion and Aemon. "You two. Stay within my line of sight. Do not engage in altercations with the local populace. Go."
Aerion grinned, grabbing Aemon by the sleeve of his coat. "Come on, Aemon! We're playing groundies!"
"Groundies?" Aemon asked, stumbling slightly as his brother dragged him toward the rusted climbing frame. "What is a groundie? Is it a localized territorial dispute?"
"It’s a game!" Aerion laughed, his voice fading as they ran across the grass. "You have to close your eyes, and if you hear me touch the ground, you yell 'groundies'!"
Maekar watched them go, shaking his head slowly. Aemon was currently being forced to climb a rusted metal ladder with his eyes closed. It was madness, but it was precisely the kind of unstructured socialization the boy desperately needed.
"I shall conduct a perimeter walk," Baelor announced, dusting a microscopic speck of dirt off his lapel. "I wish to evaluate the safety protocols of the retaining walls. Try not to let the infant consume any gravel, Maekar."
"Your concern is noted," Maekar replied dryly, turning his attention to the swing set.
He walked across the patchy grass, the soles of his boots crunching against the ground. He approached one of the empty infant swings.
He stood there for a moment, staring at the black rubber apparatus. He was the CEO of Targaryen Enterprises. He had executed corporate takeovers that had brought rival billionaires to their knees. He had negotiated with hostile foreign heads of state.
He had absolutely no idea how to put a baby into a swing.
"Right," Maekar grunted to himself, entirely out of his depth.
He carefully lifted Aegon, holding the toddler by the waist. He attempted to lower the baby straight down into the bucket seat. Aegon, however, immediately stiffened his legs, locking his knees so his feet caught on the edge of the rubber leg-holes.
Maekar paused, holding the stiff, unyielding baby suspended in mid-air.
"Aegon. You must bend your appendages," Maekar instructed, his voice entirely serious, as if he were directing an employee. "The structural design of the apparatus requires your legs to pass through the designated apertures."
Aegon giggled, entirely unbothered, keeping his legs rigidly straight.
Maekar let out a frustrated sigh. He awkwardly shifted his grip, using one hand to hold the baby’s torso while attempting to manually bend Aegon’s knees with the other. It was a clumsy uncoordinated wrestling match.
Finally, with a gentle shove, Aegon’s legs popped through the rubber holes, and the baby sank securely into the bucket seat.
Maekar stepped back, wiping a bead of sweat from his forehead. It had taken more logistical maneuvering than a board meeting.
Aegon gripped the rusted chains of the swing with his hands, his eyes wide with anticipation. He looked up at his father, waiting.
Maekar stepped behind the swing. He placed his large hands gently against the baby’s back. He gave a soft, incredibly cautious push.
The swing moved forward, rising perhaps six inches into the air, before swinging back.
Aegon frowned, looking over his shoulder. The boy let out a sharp, demanding whine, kicking his legs aggressively. "Up! UP!"
Maekar raised an eyebrow. "You desire increased velocity?"
"UP!" Aegon shrieked, demanding speed.
"Very well," Maekar smirked, a competitive spark lighting up his eyes. "Brace yourself, little dragon."
He placed his hands against the back of the bucket seat, bent his knees slightly to anchor his frame, and delivered a firm, powerful push.
The swing launched forward, carving a high, sweeping arc through the cold afternoon air.
Aegon didn't scream in terror. He didn't cry.
As the swing reached the apex of its arc, suspended high above the ground, the boy threw his head back, his mouth wide open, and let out a loud, echoing shriek of pure joy. The sound bounced off the grey concrete walls of the council estates, a bright, vibrant explosion of happiness in the dreary park.
The swing rushed backward, and Maekar caught it effortlessly, his strong arms absorbing the momentum before launching the baby forward again.
Aegon giggled hysterically.
Maekar pushed again. He watched his son fly through the air, fearless, completely trusting that the giant standing behind him would never let him fall.
Maekar stood in the dirt of a public playground, wearing a silk shirt and a Rolex that cost more than the surrounding houses. He was surrounded by screaming children and rusted metal.
And he had never, in his entire life, felt a more overwhelming sense of peace.
He thought of the silent halls of his estate. He thought of his ex-wife, complaining about the noise of a child's laughter. He thought of the rigid rules he had enforced for years, believing he was raising strong, disciplined heirs.
He had been entirely wrong.
You can't schedule joy, Kat’s voice echoed in his mind, sharp and fiercely empathetic. You just have to get on the floor and let them pull your hair.
He watched Aegon laugh, the sound wrapping around his heart and squeezing tight. She was right. The foul-mouthed was infuriatingly right about everything.
He pushed the swing for twenty minutes. He didn't check his phone. He didn't think about the Tokyo merger. He just listened to the rhythmic squeak of the chains and the beautiful, unbroken sound of his son's laughter.
Eventually, the adrenaline crash hit. Aegon’s shrieks of joy tapered off into sleepy, contented sighs. The baby’s head drooped slightly, leaning against the rubber chain of the swing, his eyes drooping shut.
Maekar caught the swing, bringing it to a gentle, swaying halt.
He stepped to the front of the bucket seat, untangling the boy's legs and hoisting the sleepy boy back onto his hip. Aegon immediately buried his face into the soft fabric of Maekar’s dark green shirt, his thumb slipping into his mouth.
Maekar patted the baby's back, his eyes scanning the playground.
Aerion and Aemon were still atop the climbing frame. Aemon was currently delivering a highly detailed, tactical lecture regarding the optimal defensive position against a ground-assault, while Aerion laughed and swung from a set of monkey bars. Daeron was still beneath the oak tree, his stylus moving rapidly across the glowing screen of his tablet.
Maekar turned his gaze toward the far edge of the park, seeking out his brother.
Baelor was standing perfectly still near the wall of grey concrete that supported the elevated railway tracks. His dictaphone was nowhere in sight. The political, polished statesman was entirely gone, replaced by a man staring upward in silent awe.
Maekar frowned, his curiosity piqued. He shifted Aegon’s weight and began to walk across the damp grass toward the concrete wall.
As he drew closer to a concrete wall stretched for nearly fifty yards. And it was not blank.
It was covered, from edge to edge, in a breathtakingly vibrant mural.
Maekar stopped walking. He stood ten feet away from Baelor, entirely paralyzed by the visual explosion before him.
The mural was a masterpiece of organized chaos. The background was composed of sharp, interlocking geometric shapes—shards of deep, neon blue, harsh triangles of stark white, and sweeping curves of sunset orange. But woven through the rigid geometry, bursting forth with an undeniable, organic energy, were intricately detailed animals.
A colossal, fiercely proud lion, painted in shades of gold and burnt umber, seemed to be roaring directly out of the concrete. A large, coiled serpent, rendered in shimmering emerald green, twisted its way through the geometric shapes, its scales incredibly detailed. And soaring above them all, dominating the upper left corner of the wall, was a majestic eagle, its wings spread wide, feathers painted in blindingly bright strokes of crimson and silver.
It was loud. It was defiant. It transformed the bleak, miserable concrete of the lower-east district into a monument of colorful life.
Maekar walked up to stand beside his brother.
Neither of them spoke for a minute. They simply stared upward, two billionaires standing in the dirt, captivated by the street art.
"The juxtaposition," Baelor finally whispered, breaking the silence, his voice hushed with reverence. "It is extraordinary. The brutalist geometry of the background represents the crushing weight of the urban environment. The concrete jungle. The rigid rules of society."
"And the animals," Maekar finished, his deep voice rumbling as his violet eyes traced the snarling face of the painted lion. "They represent the organic, untamed life refusing to be suffocated by it. The vibrant defiance of existence."
Baelor nodded slowly, stepping closer to the wall. He reached a hand out, tracing the air inches away from the painted concrete. "Look at the shading on the serpent's scales, Maekar. It is not standard aerosol graffiti. It is a masterclass in spatial dynamics. The artist has layered the paint to create a three-dimensional illusion. The creature appears to be actively moving."
Maekar’s eyes narrowed, his brain snapping into focus. He didn't just see a beautiful mural. He saw the brushwork. He saw the technique.
He remembered the photograph that had sat on his executive desk for the last six months. The photograph of 'The Ashes of Empire'—the burning, crumbling golden crown in the financial district.
"Baelor," Maekar murmured, his voice dropping into a low, intense register. "Look at the outlining technique on the eagle's wings. Look at the way the crimson paint bleeds into the silver, creating a sharp, feathered edge."
Baelor frowned, adjusting his stance to follow his brother's gaze. "Yes. It is incredibly precise. A high-pressure, fine-tipped aerosol cap, likely customized by the artist."
"It is the exact same technique," Maekar stated, absolute certainty ringing in his words. "The exact same sweeping strokes used to render the violet flames engulfing the crown in the financial district."
Baelor’s eyes widened. He looked back at the lion, and then at the geometric background. The realization hit him like a physical blow.
"Gods," Baelor breathed, stepping back from the wall. "You are right. The color palette is vastly different—this is bright and hopeful, whereas the crown is dark and violent—but the structural DNA of the art is identical. It is the same artist, Maekar. The ghost of the financial district painted this playground."
Maekar’s heart began to hammer a erratic rhythm against his ribs. The elusive artist. The genius he had spent a small fortune trying to track down.
He walked slowly along the length of the fifty-yard mural, his eyes scanning the bottom edge of the concrete, searching the chaotic array of colors for a specific detail.
He reached the far end, near a rusted chain-link fence. He scanned the corners. He checked the negative space between the geometric shapes.
Nothing.
"There is no signature," Maekar grumbled, a flare of profound irritation sparking in his chest. He turned back to Baelor. "Just like 'The Ashes of Empire'. The artist refuses to claim their work. They leave masterpieces on public infrastructure and vanish into the ether."
"It is a brilliant tactical maneuver," Baelor noted, crossing his arms over his tweed blazer. "It builds the mythology. By remaining anonymous, the artist elevates the work from mere vandalism to legendary status. They are untouchable."
"Nobody is untouchable," Maekar stated, his jaw setting into a stubborn line. He looked back at the mural, the vibrant colors reflecting in his eyes. "If this artist is operating across multiple districts, utilizing vastly different thematic styles, there must be a pattern. There must be more pieces hidden in the city."
He turned his head, his gaze sweeping across the playground.
Aerion was currently hanging upside down from the monkey bars, his silver hair brushing the woodchips below, laughing as Aemon attempted to calculate the gravitational force required to dislodge him.
"Aerion!" Maekar called out, his voice booming effortlessly across the park. "Here! Now!"
Aerion’s laughter cut off. He scrambled upright, dropping from the bars with a practiced thud. He dusted his hands off on his jeans and jogged across the grass toward his father and uncle, his heart hammering nervously in his chest.
He knows, Aerion panicked internally. He looked at the mural, and he figured it out. He knows it's Kat.
Aerion slowed his jog as he approached the concrete wall, schooling his features into a mask of polite innocence.
"Yes, Father?" Aerion asked, breathing slightly heavier from the run.
Maekar looked down at his son. He didn't adopt the harsh, interrogating tone of a CEO. He kept his voice low, steady, and intensely curious.
"This mural," Maekar began, gesturing broadly to the piece behind him. "You stated earlier that your peers at King’s Row informed you of its existence. You claimed they identified it as a work created by the same individual responsible for the mural in the financial district."
Aerion swallowed hard, nodding slowly. "Yes, sir. That's what they said."
"Who, precisely, relayed this information to you?" Maekar pressed, his violet eyes locking onto his son's. "I require names, Aerion. If there is a localized rumor mill surrounding this artist, I wish to access it."
Aerion’s mind raced. He had to maintain the lie. If he hesitated, his father would see right through him.
"It was... it was Leo and Benji," Aerion lied smoothly, maintaining direct eye contact. "My friends from the cafeteria. They live in this district. They said everyone around here knows the artist did this park a few years ago, and then did the crown later."
Baelor leaned forward, thoroughly engaged in the interrogation. "Did your friends happen to mention a name, Aerion? A moniker? A street tag?"
"No, Uncle Baelor," Aerion shook his head firmly. "They said the artist is a ghost. Nobody knows who they are."
Maekar let out a frustrated breath, looking back up at the painted eagle. The ghost. The phantom genius.
"Is this the extent of their knowledge?" Maekar asked, looking back down at Aerion. "Did they mention any other locations? If the artist has completed works in the lower-east and the financial district, there must be a wider portfolio."
Aerion stood in the dirt, looking up at his father.
He saw the obsession burning in Maekar’s eyes. His father wasn't just casually interested; he was consumed by the mystery. He loved the art.
And Aerion, standing in the shadow of Kat’s masterpiece, suddenly felt a wicked, incredibly daring urge to throw gasoline onto the fire.
He was holding the ultimate secret. He was the puppet master. He could lead his father on a wild goose chase across the entire city, entirely orchestrated by a ten-year-old.
Aerion frowned, pretending to think deeply about the question. He tapped his chin, looking at the ground as if trying to recall a faint memory.
"Wait," Aerion said softly, perfectly executing the performance. "Now that you mention it... I think Leo did say something else."
Maekar’s entire body tensed. He stepped forward, his full attention focused entirely on the boy. "What did he say?"
Aerion looked up, his eyes wide and innocent, hiding the unhinged mischief dancing in his soul.
"He said there's another one," Aerion whispered, his voice dropping into a dramatic, conspiratorial hush. "He said the person who painted the lion and the crown... they did a third mural. A massive one."
Baelor gasped softly. "A third piece? Where?"
"Leo said it was hidden," Aerion continued, weaving the lie flawlessly. "He said it's somewhere in the industrial sector. Near the old shipping docks. He said it’s the most intense thing the artist has ever painted, but you have to know exactly which abandoned warehouse to look behind to find it."
It was a complete fabrication. There was no third mural in the industrial sector. Aerion had entirely invented it on the spot, drawing inspiration from the gritty, industrial aesthetic Kat once did.
Maekar Targaryen stood perfectly still.
The industrial sector. The shipping docks. It was a labyrinth of rusted metal, abandoned warehouses, and towering cranes. It was the perfect, gritty canvas for a phantom street artist.
The obsession didn't just flare; it locked into place with the finality of a bank vault door.
He was going to find it. He was going to mobilize his private security detail, he was going to review satellite imagery of the shipping docks, and he was going to scour every inch of rusted corrugated metal in the industrial sector until he found the third masterpiece.
He was going to find the ghost.
"The industrial sector," Maekar repeated softly, his voice vibrating with dark, determined anticipation. A smirk touched the corners of his lips. "Excellent intelligence, Aerion. You have done well."
"Thank you, Father," Aerion replied politely, his hands shoved deep into the pockets of his hoodie, his fingernails digging into his palms to stop himself from laughing out loud.
"Right," Maekar announced, turning away from the wall and adjusting the sleeping baby on his hip. The day's objective had shifted entirely. "Our time here is concluded. Daeron! Aemon! Pack your belongings. We are returning to the estate."
Daeron looked up from his tree, looking slightly disappointed to be leaving his digital artwork, but he quickly packed his tablet away. Aemon abandoned his calculations at the monkey bars and jogged over.
"Are we deploying a search grid, Maekar?" Baelor asked, falling into step beside his brother as they walked back toward the parked luxury cars. The statesman was just as captivated by the mystery as the CEO.
"We are," Maekar confirmed, his mind already calculating the logistics. "I will have Larys pull the zoning maps for the entire eastern docklands by Monday morning. The artist cannot hide forever."
Aerion walked behind them, listening to the two men plot a highly illegal surveillance operation over a piece of art that absolutely did not exist.
He climbed into the back of the Aston Martin, pulling his seatbelt across his chest.
As the V12 engine roared to life and the sports car pulled away from the brightly painted council park, Aerion reached into the hidden interior pocket of his backpack. His fingers brushed against the cracked screen of the burner phone Leo had given him.
He couldn't wait until Monday.
He was going to walk into the art room, sit down on the mats, and tell Kat exactly how he had just sent the CEO of Targaryen Enterprises on a relentless manhunt for a ghost that wasn't there.
She is going to be so proud of me, Aerion thought, a smile lighting up his face as the Aston Martin sped back toward their estate.
Notes:
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Chapter 19: Chapter Nineteen: The Consulting Anarchist
Summary:
In which Baelor loses a drumstick, and Kat Hart becomes a "Consulting Domestic Anarchist."
Song recommendation for this chapter -
Killer Queen – Queen
Youth – Daughter
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
The private office of Maekar had served as the nerve center for dozens of global corporate conquests. It was a room where rival companies were systematically dissected, where multi-billion-pound mergers were finalized, and where the fates of international markets were quietly dictated over glasses of aged scotch.
On this particular Saturday afternoon, however, the nerve center had been repurposed.
Maekar stood behind his desk, leaning over a glowing, high-definition digital map displayed on his primary monitor. Baelor stood beside him, holding a crystal tumbler of scotch, his eyes narrowed as he scrutinized the grid.
"The industrial sector," Maekar murmured, tracing a path with his index finger along the digital rendering of the city’s eastern docklands. "It encompasses roughly four square miles of rusted shipping containers, abandoned textiles warehouses, and active commercial freight depots. If the artist is currently executing a piece of the magnitude Aerion described, it will require scaffolding. It will require a staging area."
"And you have deployed the private security firm to conduct this... urban reconnaissance?" Baelor asked, taking a sip of his drink.
"I have," Maekar confirmed, his eyes locking onto the map with obsession. "I authorized a team of six plainclothes operatives to sweep the sector. They are looking for fresh paint, tarps, unauthorized construction lighting, or any perimeter fencing that appears to be concealing a large-scale project."
Baelor chuckled softly, shaking his head. "You are dedicating the resources of a small intelligence agency to locate a street artist, Maekar. You do realize that if the press catches wind of this, they will have a field day. 'Billionaire CEO Deploys Mercenaries to Hunt Down Local Graffiti'."
"It is not graffiti, Baelor, it is a masterpiece," Maekar corrected sharply, straightening his posture. "And I do not care about the press. The individual who painted that crown possesses a visual understanding of power that rivals..."
Maekar’s sentence was entirely derailed by a sudden blood-curdling scream that echoed through the thick mahogany doors of the office.
"NO! THE ONIONS! DAERON, YOU BURNED THE ONIONS!"
"I WAS CHOPPING THE TOMATOES! AERION WAS SUPPOSED TO WATCH THE STOVE!"
"I CAN'T REACH THE STOVE, THE FLOOR IS LAVA!"
Maekar and Baelor froze, exchanging a look of startled alarm.
"What in the seven hells," Maekar muttered, already moving around the desk.
He strode out of the office, Baelor trailing closely behind him. They navigated the long hallway, following the sounds of chaos echoing from the secondary, informal living room at the end of the corridor.
As they approached the open double doors, the shouting grew deafening.
Maekar stepped into the room.
The eighty-inch flat-screen television that was usually reserved for displaying Bloomberg financial updates was currently dominated by a brightly colored, cheerful cartoon kitchen. The screen was split, showing three different tiny chefs running frantically around a digital cooking space that was actively shifting, moving, and randomly bursting into flames.
Daeron, Aemon, and Aerion were sitting on the edge of the plush, U-shaped sectional sofa. They were all clutching wireless controllers, their knuckles white, completely absorbed in the digital culinary disaster unfolding before them.
"Aemon, pass the plates!" Daeron yelled, his thumbs flying across the buttons. "The soup is ready, but I don't have a plate!"
"I am currently trapped on a moving conveyor belt, Daeron!" Aemon shouted back, entirely abandoning his usual, scholarly whisper. "I cannot access the clean dishware until the belt reverses polarity!"
"The kitchen is on fire!" Aerion shrieked, bouncing up and down on the sofa cushions. "Get the fire extinguisher! Daeron, put the soup down and get the extinguisher!"
"If I put the soup down, we miss the order window!" Daeron argued, completely panicked.
A loud, obnoxious buzzer sounded from the television speakers. Big, bold red letters reading ORDER FAILED flashed across the screen, followed instantly by the entire digital kitchen erupting into an unmanageable inferno. The timer hit zero.
LEVEL FAILED.
The three boys let out a simultaneous, heartbroken groan of misery, dropping their controllers onto their laps.
"I told you to get the extinguisher," Aerion sighed, dragging a hand down his face.
Maekar stood in the doorway, staring at his sons. He had never heard them yell at each other with such passionate, uninhibited volume. At St. Jude’s, they were taught to suppress their emotions. Here, over a digital pot of onion soup, they were practically at war.
"Gentlemen," Maekar rumbled, stepping fully into the room.
The boys jumped, spinning around to look at their father and uncle. The sudden, ingrained fear flickered in their eyes for a fraction of a second, anticipating a harsh reprimand for the noise.
"Is there a specific reason you are attempting to rupture your own vocal cords?" Maekar asked, crossing his arms over his chest, his tone carrying a dry, amused edge rather than anger. "It is a digital simulation. There is no need to scream as if you are actually burning to death."
Daeron slumped back against the sofa, looking entirely frustrated. "It is not just a simulation, Father. It is a logistical nightmare. The game intentionally alters the physical architecture of the kitchen while you are trying to execute a recipe. It requires flawless communication."
"You were not communicating, Daeron," Baelor pointed out mildly, stepping up beside his brother. "You were simply shouting conflicting directives at one another."
"It's impossible to coordinate!" Aerion defended, gesturing to the screen. "You have to chop, cook, plate, and serve, and the floors keep moving!"
Maekar scoffed, a low, arrogant sound. He looked at the cartoon chefs on the screen. "It is a basic exercise in supply chain management and time prioritization. You are failing because you lack a cohesive operational strategy. You are acting like panicked individuals rather than a unified corporate entity."
Daeron narrowed his eyes. The twelve-year-old boy, feeling the sting of his father's condescension, suddenly found a reckless burst of rebellious courage.
Daeron stood up from the sofa, holding his wireless controller out toward his father.
"Prove it," Daeron challenged, his chin tilted up.
Aemon and Aerion gasped simultaneously, staring at their older brother in shock. Challenging Maekar Targaryen was the equivalent of poking a sleeping dragon with a short stick.
Maekar looked at the controller in Daeron’s hand. He looked at the brightly colored, cartoonish game on the screen.
He was the CEO of an empire. He did not play children's games.
But Baelor, standing next to him, let out a low, provocative chuckle. "He has a point, Maekar. You are very quick to critique their logistical failings. Let us see how the great titan of industry manages a digital onion."
Maekar’s jaw tightened. He hated losing, and he hated backing down from a direct challenge even more, regardless of how absurd the arena was.
"Very well," Maekar stated, stepping forward and taking the controller from Daeron’s hand. He looked at Baelor. "If we are to execute this, I require a competent co-director. Take a controller, Baelor."
Baelor blinked, suddenly realizing he had trapped himself. "Maekar, I am wearing a tweed blazer. I do not play video games."
"You play politics, which is merely a game with higher stakes," Maekar countered, gesturing to Aemon’s controller. "Sit down."
Baelor sighed, resigning himself to his fate. He set his tumbler of scotch down on a coaster, took the controller from Aemon, and sat down on the plush sectional sofa next to his brother.
The three boys scrambled out of the way, taking up positions on the floor and the adjacent armchairs, their eyes wide with breathless anticipation.
Maekar stared at the controller in his large hands. It felt light, entirely lacking the substantial weight of a Montblanc pen or a leather dossier.
"Explain the interface," Maekar ordered Daeron.
"The bottom button picks things up," Daeron instructed, pointing to the controller. "The left button chops. The top button dashes. You have to look at the top left corner of the screen to see what orders are coming in. We are on level four. You are making hamburgers."
"Hamburgers," Maekar repeated flatly. "Understood. Baelor, we must establish a clear division of labor to prevent bottlenecking. I will manage the thermal applications—the cooking of the meat. You will process the raw materials. Chop the lettuce and the tomatoes."
"I shall be the premier digital sous-chef in the realm," Baelor agreed, adjusting his grip on the controller. "Commence the simulation."
Aerion hit the start button on the console.
The screen flared to life. The two tiny, cartoon chefs dropped into a digital kitchen. The layout was split down the middle by a large counter.
For the first forty-five seconds, it was a masterclass in corporate efficiency.
"I require processed lettuce, Baelor," Maekar commanded, moving his little chef smoothly toward the stove to drop a digital beef patty into a pan.
"Lettuce is chopped and staged on the central counter," Baelor replied calmly, his avatar moving with political grace. "I am beginning the tomato processing."
"Meat is cooked. Plating now. Assembling the final product," Maekar narrated, grabbing a bun, combining the ingredients, and serving it to the delivery window.
A satisfying ding! echoed from the television.
"Ha!" Baelor cheered, a genuine smile breaking across his face. "We are a flawless machine, Maekar. This is incredibly simple."
Daeron, sitting on the floor, smirked. "Wait for it."
At exactly the sixty-second mark, the game introduced its chaotic variable. A sudden, digital earthquake shook the screen. The kitchen physically split in half, a large gap of empty space opening between Maekar’s side with the stoves, and Baelor’s side with the cutting boards.
"What is occurring?" Maekar demanded, his avatar suddenly unable to reach the delivery window. "The architectural integrity of the facility has collapsed!"
"Maekar, I cannot reach the meat!" Baelor panicked, his little chef running back and forth along the edge of the gap. "I am stranded with nothing but chopped tomatoes!"
"Throw the tomatoes to me!" Maekar ordered, mashing the buttons on his controller. "You must initiate a lateral transfer of the goods!"
"I do not know how to throw!" Baelor yelled, abandoning his calm, statesman-like composure. "The button is not responding!"
"Press the top trigger, Baelor! Read the manual!" Maekar roared, his competitive instincts entirely hijacking his brain. He watched in horror as the beef patty on his stove began to flash red. "The meat is burning! If that meat burns, it will ignite the adjacent counter! Throw the raw materials!"
Baelor furiously mashed the trigger. His little chef hurled a whole, unchopped tomato directly at Maekar’s head. It bounced off Maekar’s avatar and fell into the digital abyss.
"You threw an unprocessed asset!" Maekar bellowed, utterly infuriated. "It requires chopping! I cannot serve a raw tomato!"
"I panicked!" Baelor shouted back, his violet eyes wide. "The kitchen is moving again! Maekar, the stove is on fire!"
The digital beef patty had indeed ignited, sending a plume of fire across the screen.
"Acquire the fire extinguisher!" Maekar commanded, his thumbs flying across the controller with desperate, frantic speed. "Baelor, extinguish the flames!"
"The extinguisher is on your side of the chasm!" Baelor argued, physically leaning sideways on the sofa as if it would help his avatar move faster. "I am entirely helpless! Do your job, little brother!"
"Do not attempt to shift the blame for your logistical failures onto me!" Maekar shouted, accidentally dashing his own chef directly into the fire, causing his avatar to run around in burning circles.
Daeron, Aemon, and Aerion were sitting on the floor, losing their minds.
They were holding their stomachs, tears of mirth streaming down their faces as they watched their father and uncle descend into unhinged madness over a cartoon hamburger.
Maekar and Baelor were no longer sitting politely. They were leaning forward, their elbows resting on their knees, mashing the buttons with desperate force. Every time Baelor missed a throw, Maekar would let out a guttural growl of frustration. Every time Maekar burned a patty, Baelor would issue a scathing political critique of his brother's leadership skills.
They were acting like ten-year-old boys.
ORDER FAILED.
The buzzer sounded. The level failed. The screen faded to black.
Maekar and Baelor sat on the sofa, breathing heavily, their chests heaving.
Maekar looked at his brother, his eyes dark with furious determination.
"Restart the simulation, Aerion," Maekar commanded, adjusting his grip on the controller, his competitive fire roaring. "Baelor, you will remain on the left side of the chasm. I will manage the thermal applications. We are not losing to a digitized vegetable."
"Agreed," Baelor nodded firmly, shedding his tweed-blazer dignity. "I shall perfect the lateral transfer of the tomatoes."
Aerion hit restart, giggling uncontrollably.
They played for another forty minutes. They failed the level five more times, their shouting growing louder and more creative with every burnt burger. But slowly, the two men began to adapt. They fell into a ruthless, highly aggressive rhythm, barking orders at each other like generals on a battlefield.
"Meat!" Maekar snapped.
"Incoming!" Baelor shouted, hurling a perfectly chopped lettuce leaf across the gap.
When the timer finally hit zero, and the victory screen flashed in bright, triumphant colors, Maekar and Baelor actually threw their hands in the air, letting out a simultaneous, roaring cheer of victory.
Maekar turned and forcefully high-fived his older brother. It was a loud, sharp slap of skin against skin that echoed through the room.
The three boys burst into applause, cheering for their father and uncle.
Maekar sat back against the sofa cushions, a smile lighting up his face. He felt a rush of adrenaline that completely dwarfed the thrill of the Tokyo merger.
Before they could queue up the next level, three sharp, distinct knocks echoed from the open doorway.
Maekar turned his head, his smile fading slightly as his professional instincts re-engaged.
Standing in the doorway, looking incredibly nervous, was Jenny. The head of housekeeping was clutching her braclet tightly against her chest.
"Ahem. Apologies for the interruption, Mr. Targaryen," Jenny squeaked, her eyes darting between the video game on the screen and the two disheveled billionaires on the sofa. "But the delivery team from Harmonics & Brass has arrived at the service entrance. They are requesting access to the East Wing recreational hall for the... assembly."
Aerion gasped, leaping up from the floor. "The drums! They're here!"
Baelor’s face instantly drained of color. The triumphant joy of the video game vanished, replaced by a look of dread. He looked at his younger brother as if Maekar had just announced he had purchased a live hand grenade for the living room.
"The sonic apocalypse," Baelor whispered, running a hand through his hair in despair. "My peaceful afternoon is officially over."
Maekar set his controller down on the coffee table, smoothing the front of his dark green shirt. He stood up, reclaiming his intimidating height.
"Inform the technicians they are granted access, Jenny," Maekar instructed calmly. "We will be down shortly to oversee the installation."
"Right away, sir," Jenny nodded, hurrying away down the hall.
Maekar looked down at his sons. "Remain here. Do not engage the installation team until the hardware is fully secured. Uncle Baelor and I will return once the perimeter is established."
"Yes, Dad!" Aerion beamed, practically vibrating with excitement.
Maekar and Baelor left the living room, walking down the long, sweeping corridors toward the East Wing of the estate.
The East Wing recreational hall was a giant room that was originally designed to host grand, formal balls and galas. It featured towering, floor-to-ceiling windows, polished hardwood floors, and a vaulted ceiling.
As they stepped into the hall, a team of four burly technicians in black polo shirts were already wheeling dollies loaded with cardboard boxes into the center of the room.
Maekar approached the lead technician. "Ensure the structural integrity of the mounts is absolute. The boy will be striking these instruments with considerable force."
"Yes, Mr. Targaryen," the technician nodded respectfully, opening the first box to reveal the deep crimson lacquer of a massive bass drum. "We'll have it perfectly tuned and locked down in twenty minutes."
Baelor stood near the doorway, looking around the room, a deep frown creasing his forehead.
"Maekar," Baelor murmured, pitching his voice low so the technicians wouldn't overhear. "The acoustics in this room are designed to amplify the sound of an orchestra. If he plays a drum kit in here, the reverberations will shatter the windows. It will carry through the entire estate."
Maekar didn't look at his brother. He simply gestured toward the far walls of the hall with a sweep of his hand.
Baelor followed the gesture, his eyes narrowing.
He hadn't noticed it initially, but the towering walls of the recreational hall were no longer bare, painted plaster. Over the last twelve hours, a specialized contractor team had entirely paneled the walls with thick, unobtrusive, charcoal-grey acoustic foam paneling. The massive windows were covered with heavy, sound-dampening velvet drapes.
Baelor stared at the modifications, a shuddering breath of profound relief escaping his lungs.
"You soundproofed the room," Baelor whispered, staring at his brother in absolute awe. "You brought contractors in overnight to soundproof a ballroom."
"I am not a complete masochist, Baelor," Maekar replied dryly, a faint smirk touching his lips. "I wish to encourage his passion, but I also value my own sanity. The acoustic dampening will contain ninety percent of the decibels. The estate will remain peaceful."
Baelor closed his eyes, offering a silent prayer of thanks to whatever gods watched over the eardrums of the wealthy. "You are a brilliant, brilliant man."
Twenty minutes later, the technicians stood back, wiping their hands on their trousers.
The drum kit was fully assembled in the center of the room. It was a monster of musical machinery. The deep, glittering crimson lacquer shone under the overhead lights. It was a six-piece kit, featuring two mounted toms, a floor tom, a snare, and a huge bass drum. The gleaming, hand-hammered bronze cymbals were arranged perfectly on chrome stands. Sitting behind it was a plush, adjustable leather drum throne.
It looked aggressive. It looked incredibly expensive.
Maekar walked over to the lead technician, reaching into his pocket. He pulled out a wad of fifty-pound notes and pressed them directly into the man's hand.
"For your efficiency," Maekar stated, not bothering to count the exorbitant tip. "Jenny will see you out."
The technicians thanked him, quickly gathering their empty boxes and departing through the doors.
Maekar stood alone in the soundproofed room with his brother, staring at the crimson drums.
"I will go fetch the boys," Maekar said, turning away from the kit. "I must also check the nursery. Aegon’s nap should be concluding shortly."
Maekar walked out of the hall, heading upstairs. He quietly pushed the door to the nursery open.
The room was no longer entirely grey. A plush purple stuffed dragon was sitting in the corner, and a soft, sunshine-yellow blanket was draped over the rocking chair. Aegon was still fast asleep in his crib, curled up on his side, his thumb securely in his mouth.
Maekar smiled softly, ensuring the baby monitor was clipped to his belt, and quietly closed the door.
He walked downstairs, finding Daeron, Aemon, and Aerion waiting anxiously in the hallway outside the living room.
"The installation is complete," Maekar announced.
Aerion didn't wait for permission. He sprinted down the hall, bursting through the double doors of the recreational room. Daeron and Aemon jogged after him.
Maekar walked in, finding Baelor still standing near the wall, staring at the drum kit as if it were a dormant bomb waiting to detonate.
Aerion approached the crimson kit slowly, his eyes wide with breathless reverence. He reached out, his fingertips gently brushing the smooth, glossy shell of the floor tom.
"It's beautiful," Aerion whispered, looking up at his father. "Thank you, Dad."
"It is a tool, Aerion," Maekar replied, walking over to stand behind the kit. "It requires mastery. Take your seat."
Aerion eagerly scrambled onto the leather throne, adjusting the height until his feet comfortably reached the pedals. He reached out and picked up a pair of wooden drumsticks resting on the snare.
Baelor took a cautious step backward, bracing himself.
"Show us," Maekar commanded gently, crossing his arms over his chest. "Show us what the madman with the ruler has taught you."
Aerion took a deep breath, tightening his grip on the sticks, his face setting into a mask of intense concentration. He remembered the chaos of the thunderdome. He remembered the feeling of the downbeat.
He raised his arms.
Tap-tap-tap-tap.
Aerion began to play the paradiddle. Right, left, right, right. Left, right, left, left. He started slowly, his strikes slightly uneven, the wooden sticks clattering clumsily against the tight skin of the snare drum. It sounded exactly like a ten-year-old who had only ever touched a drum set once in his entire life.
Baelor stood near the wall, lowering his hands from his ears, his brow furrowing in deep confusion.
Aerion played the basic, stilted rhythm for thirty seconds before lowering his sticks, looking up at his father and uncle with a proud, beaming smile.
Baelor stared at the boy. He stared at the nine-thousand-pound professional touring drum kit, and then he looked at Maekar.
"Is that it?" Baelor blurted out, unable to hide his incredulity. "Is that all you have been taught? You spent an hour in a club, and you know how to tap the center of a single drum four times?"
Maekar’s head snapped toward his brother, his eyes blazing with an fierce, protective glare that could have melted steel.
"He has had one fucking lesson, Baelor," Maekar growled, his voice dropping into a terrifying, lethal rumble, entirely dropping his aristocratic polish to defend his son's effort. "He is establishing the foundational rudiments. It requires muscle memory."
Baelor instantly threw his hands up in surrender, taking a hasty step back. "My apologies! It was a very good paradiddle! Extremely... rhythmic."
Aerion’s proud smile faltered slightly at his uncle’s critique, a faint blush creeping up his neck.
Daeron, sensing his younger brother's embarrassment, immediately stepped forward.
"Can I try?" Daeron asked, looking eagerly at the gleaming cymbals.
Aerion’s smile returned. He scooted over on the throne, making room for his older brother. "Yeah! Here, hold the sticks like this."
Aerion patiently guided Daeron’s hands, showing him the proper grip. Daeron, who had never played an instrument like this in his life, awkwardly raised the sticks and brought them down on the snare and the high-tom simultaneously.
CLANG-THUD!
The noise was entirely uncoordinated, loud, and incredibly satisfying. Daeron’s eyes lit up. He hit the crash cymbal with his left hand, wincing slightly at the sharp, echoing vibration, but a massive grin broke across his face. He played a wonky, arhythmic, chaotic beat, laughing as he randomly struck different drums.
Aemon stood near the doorway, observing the noise with a detached, clinical fascination.
"Will you attempt it, Aemon?" Maekar asked, looking at his son.
Aemon quickly pushed his glasses up his nose, shaking his head vehemently. "I shall pass, Father. The decibel level is entirely counterproductive to cognitive function. I would much rather return to my translation of Homer."
Maekar nodded, respecting the boy's boundary. "As you wish."
Daeron finished his chaotic solo, handing the sticks back to Aerion. Daeron stood up, turning to look at his father. The rebellious, daring spark from the video game session was still burning bright in the twelve-year-old's eyes.
"Why doesn't Dad give it a go?" Daeron suggested, a wicked, teasing grin on his face.
Maekar stiffened, his arms crossing tighter over his dark green shirt. "I do not play percussion instruments, Daeron. I appreciate the acoustic mechanics, but I do not participate."
"Oh, come on, Maekar," Baelor laughed, immediately jumping on the opportunity for revenge after the video game humiliation. "You bought the nine-thousand-pound toy. You must inaugurate it. Show the boys how a true titan of industry handles a snare drum."
"I decline," Maekar stated flatly, his jaw setting stubbornly.
"He’s afraid," Baelor stage-whispered to Daeron and Aerion, winking dramatically. "He knows he lacks the hand-eye coordination required for such a complex task. He is terrified of looking foolish."
Maekar glared at his brother. He hated being called afraid more than he hated being called soft.
He let out a low, irritated sigh, uncrossing his arms. "I am not afraid. I simply view it as an unnecessary expenditure of energy."
"Prove it," Daeron challenged, echoing his exact words from the living room.
Maekar’s violet eyes narrowed. He looked at the three boys, who were staring at him with eager, challenging grins. He looked at Baelor, who looked incredibly smug.
With a dramatic sigh, Maekar walked forward.
Aerion quickly hopped off the throne, handing the smooth wooden drumsticks to his father.
Maekar sat down on the leather seat. He felt incredibly large, his frame dwarfing the kit, his knees bent awkwardly behind the snare. He reached down and adjusted the chrome lever, raising the throne to accommodate his 6'5" height.
He held the drumsticks in his hands. They felt light, delicate.
"You have to loosen your wrists, Dad," Aerion instructed seriously, leaning against the floor tom. "Don't hold them too tight. Let the wood bounce."
Maekar nodded slowly, adjusting his grip as Aerion directed. He looked at the array of drums in front of him. The high-hat to his left, the snare in the center, the toms spanning the middle, and the heavy bass pedal resting beneath his right foot.
He closed his eyes.
Maekar Targaryen had never taken a drum lesson in his life. He had been forced to study the piano and the violin as a child, instruments of high society. But underneath the suits and the corporate armor, Maekar possessed an incredibly sharp mind that processed mathematical equations and rhythmic patterns with terrifying ease.
He also possessed a secret. A secret he had buried deep beneath his aristocratic facade since his university days, long before the responsibilities of the empire had crushed the life out of him.
He had an ear for music. And he had a phenomenal memory for classic, heavy rock.
Maekar kept his eyes closed. He visualized the rhythm. He calculated the tempo.
He placed his right foot on the bass pedal.
Thump.
A resonating kick echoed through the room.
He brought his right hand down on the high-hat cymbal, keeping it closed. Tick-tick-tick-tick.
And then, with a sudden, fluid, incredibly powerful movement, he brought his left hand down squarely onto the center of the snare drum.
CRACK!
Daeron, Aemon, and Aerion jumped. Baelor’s jaw dropped.
Maekar didn't stop. He opened his eyes, a intensely focused light burning in them. He didn't play a basic paradiddle. He launched directly into a driving, incredibly complex rock beat.
The coordination between his hands and his foot was flawless. The kick drum thumped a steady heartbeat, the high-hat hissed, and the snare cracked with the force of a gunshot. He rolled his sticks across the toms in a smooth, rapid fill, finishing with a echoing strike on the crash cymbal that made the air in the room vibrate.
He wasn't just hitting the drums; he was playing them. With power, precision, and an undeniable, raw groove that completely defied his appearance.
He played the rock beat for a solid minute, entirely lost in the rhythm, the tension bleeding out of his broad shoulders with every strike.
With a final, ringing crash on the cymbal and a heavy stomp on the bass pedal, Maekar brought the solo to a dead, precise halt.
The room fell into a stunned, breathless silence.
Daeron’s mouth was hanging completely open. Aerion was staring at his father, his violet eyes practically shining with worship.
Baelor was leaning against the wall, looking at his brother as if Maekar had just sprouted wings and flown around the room.
"When," Baelor gasped, his voice entirely hushed with shock, "when in the seven hells did you learn how to do that?!"
Maekar calmly placed the drumsticks down on the snare. He didn't look flustered. He looked entirely calm, adjusting the cuffs of his shirt.
"I possess an ear for music, Baelor," Maekar stated, a faint, arrogant smirk touching his lips. "It is simply a matter of mathematical timing and applied force. It is not overly complex."
"Not overly complex?" Baelor sputtered, stepping forward. "You just played a Led Zeppelin track from memory! You are a CEO! You haven't touched a musical instrument since you were forced to play Mozart at age twelve!"
"It is all about the downbeat," Maekar shrugged, standing up from the throne. He looked at his sons, who were still staring at him like he was a mythical deity. "A successful rhythm requires confidence."
Baelor scoffed loudly, stepping up to the drum kit. "Bullshit. If it is simply a matter of mathematical timing, I can certainly execute it. Hand me the sticks."
Maekar’s smirk widened. He picked the sticks up and held them out. "Be my guest."
Baelor confidently took the sticks. He sat down on the throne, projecting the air of a man preparing to address a parliament.
"It is merely coordination," Baelor declared.
He raised his arms, aiming for a dramatic strike on the snare and the crash cymbal simultaneously, attempting to replicate his brother's powerful opening.
He brought his hands down.
The stick in his left hand completely missed the center of the snare, hitting the metal rim with a loud, painful CLACK. The impact sent a violent vibration up his arm, causing his fingers to instantly pop open.
The wooden drumstick flew out of his hand, launched into the air like a projectile. It sailed over the bass drum and clattered loudly against the far wall, bouncing off the acoustic foam.
Aerion and Daeron burst into uncontrollable laughter.
Baelor froze, his arm still raised, staring at his empty hand in humiliation.
"Your mathematical timing appears slightly flawed, brother," Maekar drawled, his deep voice thick with amusement.
He walked over, retrieved the errant drumstick from the floor, and handed it back to Baelor.
"You are holding them entirely too rigidly," Maekar instructed, stepping behind his brother. The competitive arrogance faded, replaced by the genuine desire to teach. He reached out, his large hands gently covering Baelor’s, adjusting his grip. "You are attempting to force the wood. Loosen your wrists. Allow the rebound to do the work."
Baelor swallowed his pride, following his brother's instructions.
"Now," Maekar guided, stepping back. "A simple 4/4 beat. High-hat and bass on the one. Snare on the two."
Baelor tried again. It was clunky. It was incredibly arrhythmic. He hit the rim of the snare twice more, wincing at the sound, but slowly, agonizingly slowly, he managed to string together a basic, stumbling beat.
It was terrible. But as Baelor struck the crash cymbal successfully for the first time, a boyish, incredibly proud smile broke across his handsome face.
"I am a percussive genius," Baelor declared, striking the cymbal again, entirely thrilled by the loud noise.
Maekar chuckled, turning his attention back to Aerion.
"Come here, Aerion," Maekar gestured, motioning for the boy to stand in front of the floor tom.
Aerion hurried over. Maekar handed him a spare pair of sticks from the box.
"If you wish to learn the rock beat, you must understand the independence of your limbs," Maekar instructed, his tone patient and focused. He stood next to his son, demonstrating the movement in the air. "Your right hand maintains the constant rhythm on the high-hat. Your left hand provides the accent on the snare. Try it on the floor tom. Slowly."
For the next ten minutes, Maekar stood in the soundproofed hall, patiently guiding his ten-year-old son's hands, teaching him how to find the groove of a classic rock song.
Daeron eventually pulled up a chair, grabbing his own tablet to sketch the scene, while Baelor continued to happily, terribly bang away on a practice pad.
The baby monitor clipped to Maekar’s belt remained completely silent.
Eventually, Maekar checked his watch. He had left the office hours ago, and he knew Larys had likely compiled the preliminary reports he had requested regarding the industrial sector.
"Right, gentlemen," Maekar announced, clapping his hands together. "You may continue your percussive education. Your Uncle Baelor and I have pressing matters to attend to in my office. Do not destroy the equipment."
"Yes, Dad!" Aerion beamed, eagerly taking the throne as Baelor vacated it.
Maekar and Baelor left the recreational hall, the soundproofed doors sealing the chaotic noise behind them.
"That was... surprisingly enjoyable," Baelor admitted as they walked down the quiet hallway. "Though I believe my wrists will be bruised tomorrow."
"You lack fortitude," Maekar teased mildly.
They stopped by the nursery, peering quietly through the cracked door. Aegon was still fast asleep, curled beneath the yellow blanket, completely undisturbed by the afternoon's activities.
Maekar closed the door and led the way down the hall to his private study.
He pushed the mahogany doors open, stepping into the leather-scented room.
He immediately walked around the desk, sitting down in his executive chair. He didn't look at the slightly crooked painting on the wall, or the rotated pen cup. He knew they were there, a lingering, chaotic reminder of Kat’s infiltration, and he refused to 'fix' them.
He reached out and tapped the spacebar on his iMac.
The screen flared to life. The bright, joyous McDonald's selfie of Kat and his sons illuminated his face.
Baelor, standing on the opposite side of the desk, raised an eyebrow. "I do not recall authorizing that photograph for corporate display."
"It serves as a necessary reminder of the chaos outside these walls," Maekar replied smoothly, entirely unapologetic. He pulling up his secure email client.
Sitting at the top of his inbox was an encrypted report from Larys, detailing the findings of the private security sweep in the industrial sector.
Maekar opened the file, his eyes scanning the text rapidly.
"They have located a site," Maekar announced, his voice tight with sudden, intense focus.
Baelor leaned over the desk. "In the eastern docklands?"
"Yes," Maekar nodded, reading the report aloud. "An abandoned textiles warehouse near Pier 4. The owner of the property recently erected scaffolding and secured opaque tarps around the eastern exterior wall. The operatives made contact with the property owner."
"And?" Baelor pressed. "Did he identify the artist?"
Maekar frowned, scrolling down the document. "No. The owner confirmed he has commissioned a local artist to execute a large-scale mural to revitalize the building's exterior. However, he stated he is bound by a strict, legally binding Non-Disclosure Agreement. He refused to name the artist, citing financial penalties if their identity is leaked prior to the unveiling."
Maekar leaned back in his chair, tapping his fingers against the armrest.
Aerion’s 'lie' had been a spectacular, entirely accidental bullseye. The boy had invented a hidden mural in the industrial sector to throw his father off the scent, entirely unaware that the actual ghost artist of the city was, in fact, preparing to execute a project in that exact location.
"An NDA," Baelor mused, pacing a short distance across the Persian rug. "This artist is incredibly cautious. They operate like a phantom syndicate. But how did Aerion’s friends know about it? If it is under a strict NDA, the information shouldn't be circulating in a primary school cafeteria."
Maekar stared at the screen, his brilliant, analytical mind turning the problem over.
"The boys live in the lower-east district," Maekar reasoned. "They are embedded in the community. Information flows differently in those sectors. However..."
Maekar paused, a sudden, sharp realization sparking in his violet eyes.
"Miss Hart," Maekar said slowly, his voice dropping into a low rumble.
Baelor stopped pacing. "The art teacher?"
"Yes," Maekar nodded, leaning forward. "She is a passionate advocate for urban art. She is deeply embedded in the local artistic community. If there is a highly secretive project being executed in her district, it stands to reason she might possess inside knowledge of the artist's identity."
Baelor frowned skeptically. "Maekar, she is a primary school teacher. You cannot genuinely believe she is tapped into an underground syndicate of anonymous street artists. She likely spends her evenings knitting, not attending illicit graffiti unveilings."
She spends her evenings stealing my cigarettes and hurling insults at me, Maekar thought, a fond smirk touching his lips.
"She is far more complex than she appears, Baelor," Maekar defended, opening a new email draft. "There is no harm in inquiring. If she possesses a lead, I will extract it from her."
He pulled his keyboard toward him.
He didn't care about the anonymity anymore. He wanted to know who painted the burning crown. He wanted to know who was about to transform the industrial sector. And more than anything, he wanted another excuse to drag Kat Hart back into a digital war.
To: K. Hart - Arts & Humanities Dept.
Subject: An Inquiry Regarding Phantoms
Miss Hart,
I trust you have recovered from the traumatic exposure to my 'depressing' interior design choices.
I am writing to you in your professional capacity as an educator of the arts. It has come to my attention that a significant, large-scale mural is currently being commissioned in the eastern docklands industrial sector. The artist responsible is purportedly the same individual who executed the 'Ashes of Empire' piece in the financial district.
Given your apparent immersion in the local culture, and your undeniable passion for urban aesthetics, I find it highly probable that you possess knowledge regarding this individual's identity.
If you are aware of who this 'ghost' is, I would be willing to compensate you handsomely for an introduction. I wish to commission them.
He paused, a wicked, teasing glint in his eye, and added a final line.
Consider it an opportunity to supplement your income, should you require funds to purchase more offensive apparel.
Maekar.
He hit send.
He leaned back in his chair, entirely satisfied. He had laid the bait. He had challenged her knowledge, offered her money, and insulted her wardrobe in a single email. She would be incapable of ignoring it.
Now, all he had to do was wait for the explosion.
The flat belonging to Kat was, in every conceivable metric, the antithesis of the Targaryen estate.
Where Maekar’s home was a echoing mausoleum of polished mahogany, Persian rugs, and rigidly enforced minimalist perfection, Kat’s living space was an explosive, vibrant, unapologetic collision of color and chaos. Located on the top floor of a converted industrial warehouse in the bohemian quarter of the city, the loft featured exposed brick walls, towering steel-framed windows, and a floor that was entirely obscured by overlapping, mismatched vintage rugs.
Every available surface was occupied. Half-finished canvases leaned precariously against the brickwork, smelling faintly of turpentine and linseed oil. Books on art history, rebellion, and obscure mythology were stacked in haphazard towers that doubled as makeshift side tables. A thriving monstera plant had seemingly initiated a hostile takeover of the kitchen area, its sprawling green vines creeping across the exposed pipes along the ceiling.
It was messy. It was cluttered. It was entirely hers.
Currently, Kat was viewing this chaotic sanctuary from a unconventional angle.
She was lying completely upside down on her dilapidated, impossibly comfortable brown velvet sofa. Her legs, clad in faded, paint-splattered denim overalls, were thrown casually over the top of the backrest, her knees bent so her feet dangled behind the couch. Her torso was flat against the seat cushions, and her head was hanging entirely off the edge, suspended a few inches above the floor.
Because she was safely locked inside her own flat, entirely hidden from the prying eyes of the King’s Row student body and the judgmental glare of polite society, the fiery red lace-front wig was nowhere to be seen.
Instead, her natural hair—a cascading, ethereal, spun-glass waterfall of pure Valyrian silver-white—spilled over the edge of the sofa, pooling onto the vintage rug below her in a shimmering, chaotic halo. Without the makeup she favored for her 'Queen of the Gremlins' persona, she looked startlingly different. The harsh, defensive edge was gone, leaving behind a soft, striking face dominated by her mismatched eyes.
Sitting on the adjacent armchair, looking unfazed by the upside-down woman, was Markl.
He had shed his signature leather top hat and heavy jacket, wearing only a plain white t-shirt and a pair of worn-in jeans. His dark, curly hair was slightly mussed, and he was currently swirling a generous pour of amber whiskey in a crystal tumbler, watching her with a mixture of fond amusement and deep, abiding exhaustion.
"I am telling you, Markl," Kat declared, her voice slightly strained from the blood rushing to her head. She tapped her thumbs against the screen of her phone, which she was holding upside down to accommodate her current gravitational orientation. "The man is functionally blind. He possesses the situational awareness of a concussed pigeon."
Markl took a slow sip of his whiskey, resting his elbow on the arm of the chair. "We are discussing Dunk again, I presume?"
"Of course we are discussing Dunk!" Kat groaned, letting her arms flop wide, her phone resting on her chest. "Duncan the absolute biggest, sweetest, most devastatingly oblivious human being to ever walk the earth. He called me this afternoon while I was trying to scrub industrial-grade tempera paint out of my cuticles."
Duncan—known to everyone simply as Dunk—was Kat’s older adopted brother. He was a massive behemoth of a man, standing nearly seven feet tall, with a heart made of pure gold and a skull that was occasionally just as thick. They had been adopted together from the same grim, overcrowded orphanage when Kat was ten and Dunk was fourteen, forming a fiercely unbreakable sibling bond that had survived the catastrophic fallout of their adolescence.
"And what has the gentle giant done now?" Markl asked, an easy smile touching his lips. He liked Dunk. It was impossible not to like Dunk.
"It's not what he's done, it's what he's failing to see!" Kat complained, gesturing wildly with her hands, nearly dropping her phone onto her face. "He was telling me about his weekend. He said his 'good mate' Lyonel came over to help him fix the carburetor on his truck. And then, according to Dunk, Lyonel insisted on buying them a ridiculously expensive dinner, bought him a customized leather tool belt, and spent three hours asking Dunk about his feelings on long-term cohabitation."
Markl choked slightly on his whiskey, coughing into his fist. "Three hours? Lyonel Baratheon, the man who regularly wins underground boxing matches, spent three hours discussing cohabitation with Dunk?"
"Yes!" Kat shrieked, her eyes wide with exasperation. "And do you know what Dunk said? He said, and I quote, 'Lyonel is such a solid bloke, Kat. He’s just really passionate about real estate planning.' I nearly threw my phone into the sink!"
Markl threw his head back against the armchair, laughing loudly. "He really doesn't see it, does he?"
"He is blind!" Kat huffed, crossing her arms over the bib of her denim overalls. "Lyonel has been painfully pining for my brother for four years. The man practically drools every time Dunk picks up a wrench. He bought him a custom tool belt, Markl. That is the gay mechanic equivalent of an engagement ring! And Dunk just thinks they’re really good mates who occasionally wrestle in the mud!"
"You have to tell him," Markl chuckled, swirling his drink. "Put the poor Baratheon out of his misery. If you don't spell it out for Dunk, they are going to be eighty years old, living in the same house, and Dunk will still be introducing Lyonel as his 'very generous roommate'."
Kat sighed, a slightly melancholy sound that ruffled the edges of her silver hair pooling on the rug. "I tried. I dropped about forty hints on the phone today, but he just deflected. Because he didn't actually call to talk about Lyonel's overwhelming crush."
Markl’s smile faded instantly. The relaxed, amused atmosphere in the loft immediately cooled, replaced by a tense, familiar, heavy silence. He took another sip of his whiskey, his dark eyes studying his best friend.
"He called about Heltar," Markl stated quietly. It wasn't a question.
Kat didn't answer immediately. She stared up at the exposed beams of the ceiling, her eyes darkening.
Heltar Barlaeris. The ancient, ruthless patriarch of the Barlaeris corporate empire. A man whose wealth and influence rivaled—and often clashed with—Targaryen Enterprises.
He was also Kat and Dunk’s adoptive father.
Kat’s full, legal name was Lindsay Katherine Hart Barlaeris. It was a name she hadn't spoken aloud in five years. She was, technically, by blood, a Blackfyre—a bastard offshoot of the Valyrian bloodlines, which explained the spun-glass silver hair and the single, luminous purple eye she fought so hard to conceal. Her mother, a woman who had died in childbirth, had never named the father on the birth certificate, leaving only the surname 'Hart' before Kat was thrust into the system.
Heltar Barlaeris had not adopted her out of the goodness of his heart. He had adopted her because he recognized the Valyrian traits. He recognized the bloodline. He wanted an heir who looked the part, someone he could mold, shape, and forge into a ruthless corporate weapon to wield against his enemies. He had adopted Dunk simply because ten-year-old Kat had refused to leave the orphanage without her protector.
"Yeah," Kat finally murmured, her voice sounding incredibly small in the large, echoing loft. "He called about him."
"What did the old wyvern want?" Markl asked, his tone protective.
"Updates," Kat scoffed, a bitter, cynical twist to her lips. She reached up and absentmindedly twirled a lock of her silver hair around her finger. "Dunk says dad is annoying the hell out of him. He’s calling Dunk twice a week, demanding to know where I am, what I’m doing, if I’m financially solvent, if I’ve 'come to my senses' yet. But he won't just pick up the bloody phone and call me himself."
"It's been five years, Kat," Markl pointed out gently. "Half a decade since you walked out of that estate."
"I didn't walk out, Markl, I escaped," Kat corrected sharply, the old, familiar anger flaring up in her chest.
She remembered the final, catastrophic argument in Heltar’s study perfectly. She had just graduated from art school—a degree she had fought tooth and nail to pursue against his wishes. Heltar had slammed a leather-bound corporate portfolio onto his desk, demanding she cut her brightly dyed hair, remove her piercings, and step into the role of Executive Vice President of Acquisitions.
He hadn't asked her. He had ordered her. He had expected her to sever her own soul to become a corporate drone.
Kat gripped the edges of her phone tightly. "He refuses to call me because calling me means acknowledging that he lost. It means acknowledging that I don't need his money, his name, or his empire to survive. So he pesters Dunk instead, using him as a bloody carrier pigeon."
Markl sighed, leaning forward and resting his elbows on his knees. "Your family is fucking weird, Kat."
Kat let out a short, hollow laugh, shrugging her shoulders against the velvet cushions of the sofa. "Tell me about it. We’re a bunch of emotionally stunted bastards who communicate entirely through passive-aggression and proxy messengers. It’s a miracle Dunk turned out so normal."
"Dunk thinks a custom tool belt is a casual gift," Markl reminded her dryly. "None of you are normal."
Kat opened her mouth to argue the point, fully prepared to defend her brother's honor, when the sudden vibration of her phone against her chest completely derailed her train of thought.
She paused. She lifted the phone, flipping it right-side up to read the notification banner illuminating the screen.
A wicked, delighted smirk immediately erased the bitter melancholy from her face. The oppressive shadows of Heltar Barlaeris were banished by the arrival of a completely different flavor of arrogant billionaire.
"OoOoo," Kat cooed, dragging the syllables out into a highly dramatic, teasing sing-song voice. "Dictionary Boy has emailed me."
Markl groaned loudly, dropping his head back against the armchair. He dragged a hand down his face. "Kat, I swear to god. If you start reading me love letters from Maekar Targaryen, I am leaving. I will walk out that door and drink at the pub."
"They aren't love letters!" Kat protested, tapping the screen eagerly to open her school email client. "It's an intellectual sparring match! We are engaged in a high-stakes battle of wits! He is currently trapped in his mausoleum with his boys and no nanny, most likely miserable, and he practically begging me to insult him."
"You are flirting with the CEO of Targaryen Enterprises on a Saturday night," Markl stated flatly. "You are an anti-capitalist street artist who ran away from a billionaire father, and you are currently giddy over an email from a billionaire father. The irony is so thick I could cut it with a clay knife."
"Shut up and let me read it," Kat dismissed him, her eyes rapidly scanning the block of text on the screen.
She read the two paragraphs Maekar had just transmitted, her jaw slowly dropped.
"Oh, this arrogant bastard," Kat gasped, her eyes widening in outrage as she stared at the screen of her phone.
"What did he say?" Markl asked, despite his previous threat to leave for the pub. The drama of Kat’s bizarre digital relationship was simply too compelling to ignore.
Kat sat up slightly, propping herself up on her elbows—still entirely upside down—and cleared her throat. She adopted a deep, mocking, overly articulate baritone to read the email aloud.
"I am writing to you in your professional capacity as an educator of the arts," Kat boomed, practically vibrating with indignation. "It has come to my attention that a significant, large-scale mural is currently being commissioned in the eastern docklands industrial sector. The artist responsible is purportedly the same individual who executed the 'Ashes of Empire' piece in the financial district."
Markl froze, his crystal tumbler halfway to his mouth. "He knows about the docklands project? That’s supposed to be under a strict NDA. How the hell did he find out about that?"
"I don't know, but it gets worse," Kat hissed, her eyes scanning the next paragraph. "If you are aware of who this 'ghost' is, I would be willing to compensate you handsomely for an introduction. I wish to commission them."
Kat lowered the phone, looking at Markl with a mixture of sheer panic and incredulous laughter. "He wants to commission me. He wants to pay me to paint something for him."
"The irony is thick enough to choke on," Markl murmured, shaking his head. "What else does he say?"
Kat scowled, her gaze dropping to the final line of the email. She read it aloud, her voice tight with genuine offense.
"Consider it an opportunity to supplement your income, should you require funds to purchase more offensive apparel."
Kat dropped the phone onto her chest, letting out a loud, dramatic groan. "Offensive apparel?! My clothes are not offensive! They are expressive! They are a vibrant rebellion against the soul-crushing monotony of corporate grey!"
Markl took a slow sip of his whiskey, looking at the chaotic, paint-splattered denim overalls she was currently wearing upside down. "Kat, your clothes are absolutely insane. You wore a pastel bunny onesie to a meeting with a Headmaster yesterday."
"It was tactical fleece!" Kat argued defensively, grabbing a velvet throw pillow from the floor and lobbing it directly at his head.
Markl caught it effortlessly, chuckling.
Kat sighed, running a hand through her cascading silver hair. "Right. The question is, how do I handle this? Do I call him and scream at him for insulting my wardrobe, or do I just email him back?"
"Email," Markl stated instantly and firmly, pointing a finger at her. "Absolutely email. I am not sitting here listening to you aggressively flirt with a billionaire over the phone. I will lose whatever shred of respect I have left for you."
"I am not flirting with him!" Kat shrieked, her face flushing a deep, embarrassed pink that clashed violently with her silver hair. "How many times do I have to tell you, Markl?! He has that horrid, icy white hair! I could never flirt with a man who has that hair color!"
Markl stared at her. He stared at the shimmering, ethereal waterfall of Valyrian silver pooling on the vintage rug beneath her head.
"You are white-haired, Katherine," Markl deadpanned, his voice dripping with exhausted sarcasm.
"Don't talk about my curse like that," Kat glared, crossing her arms over her overalls. "It is a genetic affliction forced upon me by a bloodline I actively reject. It doesn't count."
Markl looked up at the exposed beams of the ceiling, his hands clasped together as if in prayer. "Gods give me strength. Why did I ever speak to the weird, ghost-looking girl in high school fifteen years ago? I could have been friends with a normal person. An accountant, perhaps."
"Because I'm fucking fabulous, Markl, and you know it," Kat beamed, entirely unrepentant.
She swung her legs over the back of the sofa, righting herself, and sat up properly. The blood rushed from her head, making her slightly dizzy for a moment. She swept her silver hair over her shoulder, her expression turning slightly more serious.
"Maybe you should just give your dad a call, Kat," Markl suggested quietly, the teasing edge fading from his voice. "This entire situation—you and Heltar using Dunk as an emotional go-between—is getting out of hand. It’s stressing Dunk out, and it’s clearly stressing you out. Just ring the old man. Tell him you’re alive and you still hate him."
Kat froze, her fingers hovering over her phone screen. She looked at her best friend, her mismatched eyes hardening.
"You want to come with me to see my dad, then?" Kat challenged, her voice dropping into a low, dangerous register. "You want to sit in a room with Heltar Barlaeris while he tells you exactly how much he despises your existence?"
Markl’s eyes widened slightly, and he immediately held both hands up in surrender. "NOOOOO. Absolutely not. I am perfectly good without that terrifying, soul-sucking man in my life. I value my sanity."
"Exactly," Kat rolled her eyes, leaning back against the velvet cushions. "The man is a monster. He doesn't want a daughter; he wants a pawn."
She dropped her voice into a surprisingly accurate, terrifyingly deep mimicry of her adoptive father's aristocratic rumble. "Put down those ridiculous women's goggles, Lindsay, and learn to accept your place. Art is for the weak. Conquest is for the strong." Kat shuddered, dropping the impression. "I need a drink if we're getting into that again. Where's the vodka?"
"No, no vodka," Markl said quickly, realizing he had poked a sleeping bear. "We are proving your point. You are independent. You are fabulous. You do not need his approval."
"Exactly," Kat nodded firmly. "And he is going to eat his words. He is going to realize that I built a life without his blood money. And when he finally calls me—when he actually picks up the phone and says sorry, and by sorry, I mean when he grovels at my feet—then I will consider forgiving him. Until then, Dunk can suffer."
Kat picked her phone back up, violently shifting her focus from her traumatic past back to the immediate, infinitely more entertaining present.
"Right. Let's deal with Dictionary Boy," Kat muttered, her thumbs flying across the digital keyboard.
She narrated as she typed, reading her response aloud so Markl could critique the burn level.
"To Maekar Targaryen. Subject: Re: An Inquiry Regarding Phantoms." Kat cleared her throat. "First of all, my apparel is not offensive, it is avant-garde. Just because your entire wardrobe is entirely comprised of fifty shades of depressing corporate grey does not mean the rest of the world has to suffer in monochrome silence."
"Solid opening," Markl noted, taking a sip of his whiskey. "Aggressive. Dismissive."
"Secondly," Kat continued typing furiously, "the ghost artist is remaining a ghost. Yes, I am aware of who they are, and yes, I am aware of the docklands project. My question is, how the actual fuck did you learn about that mural? That project is locked down tighter than your emotional availability. Who is your insider, Maekar? I want to know your secrets before I even consider selling out mine."
She hit send with a vicious, satisfying tap.
"There," Kat announced, tossing the phone onto the cushion beside her. "That should keep him occupied for a while. He hates not having the upper hand in a negotiation."
"You are playing a very dangerous game with a very powerful man, Kat," Markl warned gently. "If he actually deploys his resources to find out who the artist is, and he discovers it's you... he is going to be furious that you lied to him."
"I didn't lie," Kat countered smoothly. "I said I knew who the ghost was. I never said I wasn't the ghost. It’s a sin of omission, Markl. And besides, I’m protected by an iron-clad NDA. He can't touch me."
They sat in companionable silence for exactly five minutes, the only sound in the loft being the faint hum of the city traffic below.
Ping.
Kat’s phone lit up.
She snatched it up instantly, her eyes widening. "He replied. Good god, does the man do anything else other then stare at his email?"
"Read it," Markl demanded, leaning forward.
Kat opened the email, her eyes scanning the text. A slow smug smile spread across her face.
"To K. Hart," Kat read aloud. "My emotional availability is perfectly functional, Miss Hart. I am simply selective with my investments. As for my intelligence regarding the docklands project... I must confess, I do not possess a corporate insider within the artistic community."
Kat frowned, entirely confused. "Then how does he know?"
She kept reading. "My source is significantly closer to home. During a rather exhausting expedition to a public playground this afternoon, Aerion informed me that his peers—specifically Leo and Benji—were discussing the project. Apparently, the existence of the mural is common knowledge in your district's cafeteria."
Kat stopped reading. She lowered the phone, staring blankly at Markl.
"Aerion," Kat whispered, the realization hitting her like a freight train. "Aerion told him."
"Aerion knows about the mural?" Markl asked, his brow furrowing. "How? We've kept that completely under wraps."
"He doesn't know about the mural," Kat said slowly, her brilliant mind piecing the puzzle together. "Aerion doesn't know anything about the docklands project. But... he knows I'm the ghost."
Markl choked on his whiskey for the second time that evening. "He knows?! How?!"
"He recognized 'The Ashes of Empire' when I was describing my past projects to him," Kat explained, running a hand over her face. "And... oh my god."
Kat burst into a loud, uncontrollable fit of hysterical laughter.
"What?" Markl demanded, entirely lost.
"Aerion lied to him," Kat wheezed, tears of mirth prickling her eyes. "Aerion completely fabricated a story about a hidden mural to distract his father at the playground. He made up a rumor, blamed it on Leo and Benji, and sent his father on a wild goose chase across the city... and he accidentally guessed the exact location of the actual project."
Markl stared at her, utterly gobsmacked. "That kid is a mastermind."
"He is an absolute legend," Kat beamed, incredibly proud of her gremlin. She looked back down at the email. "There's more."
She cleared her throat, reading the final paragraph Maekar had sent.
"Since you are unwilling to broker an introduction, perhaps we should discuss a more pressing matter. My previous offer remains open, Katherine. I require a permanent, full-time nanny for my sons. You possess the requisite chaotic energy to manage them. The salary is negotiable. The hours are yours to dictate. I am waiting for your formal acceptance."
Kat finished reading, letting the phone drop back onto her chest with a sigh.
Markl stared at her. The silence in the loft stretched on, heavy and loaded with unspoken implications.
"Kat," Markl said finally, his voice incredibly quiet and serious. "Dunk doesn't know Lyonel has a crush on him because he is a massive, oblivious idiot. But apparently, you don't see that Maekar Targaryen has a undeniable crush on you."
Kat’s head snapped up, her mismatched eyes flashing with defensive indignation. "He does not have a crush on me! He wants me to be his kids' nanny!"
"No, Katherine," Markl stated flatly, pointing a finger at her. "He wants you to be his kids' mammy."
"Shut up!" Kat shrieked, grabbing a art history textbook from the nearest pile and hurling it violently across the room.
It missed Markl by three feet, crashing loudly against the exposed brick wall.
"I am serious!" Markl laughed, entirely unfazed by the projectile. "The man is a billionaire CEO! He can hire a team of highly qualified, multilingual, Oxford-educated nannies with a single phone call! He does not need a primary school art teacher who wears bunny onesies to watch his children. He is offering you the job because he wants you in his house. He wants you in his life. It is the most transparent, corporate courtship I have ever seen."
"It is not a courtship!" Kat argued desperately, her face burning hot. "It's a logistical solution! He fired his nanny, he panicked, and he saw that his kids actually like me. That's it! He is a practical man. He is applying a practical solution to a domestic problem."
"He told you his emotional availability is 'selective', Kat," Markl reminded her dryly. "He is practically begging you to select him."
"You are delusional," Kat muttered, refusing to engage with the accurate assessment. She pulled her phone back up, aggressively tapping the reply button. "I am going to shut this down right now. I am going to be so overwhelmingly professional and rejecting that he will never bring it up again."
She began to type, narrating her response aloud.
"To Maekar Targaryen. Subject: Re: An Inquiry Regarding Phantoms."
"First of all, tell Aerion he is a terrible liar and a brilliant strategist. The rumor mill in my cafeteria is clearly out of control."
"Secondly. Regarding your 'formal proposition'. The answer is still no, Dictionary Boy. I am not moving into your sterile, grey fortress. I am not abandoning my classroom. I love my gremlins entirely too much to leave them to the mercy of Jackson’s budget cuts."
Kat paused, her thumbs hovering over the keyboard. She wanted to end it there. She wanted to hit send and sever the connection.
But she thought of Aerion’s terrified face when he was caught in the hallway. She thought of Daeron inhaling chicken nuggets, and Aemon finally engaging in a real debate about history. She thought of the deep, rumbling sound of Maekar’s voice singing a Valyrian lullaby to Aegon over the speakerphone.
She couldn't sever the connection. The boys needed her.
And, terrifyingly, she realized she needed them too.
Kat bit her lower lip, her fingers flying across the screen to add a final, entirely unprofessional, wildly chaotic compromise.
"However. Since you are clearly utterly incompetent when it comes to basic childcare logistics, and because I possess a fatal weakness for your children, I will offer a counter-proposal."
"I will not be your nanny. I will not live in your house. But... I will accept the position of 'Consulting Domestic Anarchist'."
"Consulting Domestic Anarchist?" Markl repeated, choking back a laugh. "That sounds like a terrorist cell."
Kat ignored him, continuing to type.
"My terms are as follows: I remain at my teaching post. But, three evenings a week, and alternating Saturdays, I will come to the estate. I will supervise homework, I will feed them food that does not involve asparagus puree, and I will actively undermine whatever rigid, suffocating rules you try to enforce upon them. You will pay me an exorbitant consulting fee, which I will immediately funnel back into the King’s Row art department. And you will not interfere with my methods."
"Take it or leave it, Maekar. Your move."
She hit send, tossing the phone onto the coffee table with a dramatic sigh.
"Well," Markl noted, taking a long sip of his whiskey. "If that isn't the most bizarre pre-nuptial agreement I have ever heard, I don't know what is."
Kat glared at him, her silver hair shimmering in the dim light of the loft. "It's not a pre-nup. It's a consulting contract."
"Right. Sure," Markl smirked. "You keep telling yourself that, Lindsay. I'll start looking for a new kiln."
Kat didn't argue. She just stared at the ceiling, her heart hammering a frantic rhythm against her ribs, wondering exactly what kind of dragon she had just invited into her life.
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Chapter 20: Chapter Twenty: The Architecture of Cages
Summary:
In which Aegon learns a "New Syllable," and Baelor Targaryen suffers a multi-million-pound heart attack.
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Chapter Text
The office of Maekar was submerged in the quiet stillness of late Saturday evening. The only sources of illumination were the crackling, amber flames dancing lazily in the grand stone hearth and the crisp, white glow of the iMac monitor sitting atop the desk.
Maekar sat in his chair, his hand resting over his mouse. He was staring at the screen, reading the email from Kat for the fourth consecutive time.
I will not be your nanny. I will not live in your house. But... I will accept the position of 'Consulting Domestic Anarchist'.
My terms are as follows: I remain at my teaching post. But, three evenings a week, and alternating Saturdays, I will come to the estate. I will supervise homework, I will feed them food that does not involve asparagus puree, and I will actively undermine whatever rigid, suffocating rules you try to enforce upon them. You will pay me an exorbitant consulting fee, which I will immediately funnel back into the King’s Row art department. And you will not interfere with my methods.
Take it or leave it, Maekar. Your move.
A slow amused, and entirely predatory smile spread across Maekar’s features. It was a smile that had scared rival CEOs and sent hostile negotiators fleeing from boardrooms, but right now, it was born of admiration.
She had rejected a blank check. She had rejected the luxury of living in a multi-million-pound estate with a limitless expense account. Instead, she had negotiated a part-time contract explicitly designed to terrorize him in his own home, while simultaneously extorting him for public school art supplies.
It was brilliant. It was absolutely brilliant.
"You are grinning like a man who has just successfully monopolized the global lithium market."
Maekar’s eyes flicked upward without moving his head.
Baelor had quietly stepped back into the study, after checking on Aegon. He was carrying his empty crystal tumbler, walking silently across the rug toward the crystal decanter resting on the side table. The older Targaryen brother poured himself a generous measure of the fifty-year-old scotch, the amber liquid splashing softly into the glass.
Baelor took a sip, closing his eyes in appreciation of the smooth, peaty burn, before opening them and walking around to stand behind his brother’s chair.
"What has captured your attention so thoroughly that you are ignoring the chaotic chorus of video game explosions echoing from the living room?" Baelor asked, leaning over Maekar’s broad shoulder to peer at the glowing monitor.
Maekar didn't attempt to hide the screen. He leaned back in his leather chair, crossing his arms over his chest, allowing his brother to read the incoming correspondence.
Baelor’s eyes scanned the text. He read the subject line. He read the demand to be titled a 'Consulting Domestic Anarchist'. He read the blatant, unapologetic refusal of the nanny position.
Baelor slowly lowered his scotch glass. He stared at the screen, and then he looked down at the top of Maekar’s silver head.
"Maekar," Baelor murmured, his voice laced with a mixture of shock and confusion. "Are you actively attempting to hire my nephew's primary school art teacher to be your live-in nanny? The woman who wears pastel bunny suits and steals your cigarettes?"
"I was," Maekar corrected smoothly, his voice a low, vibrating rumble in the quiet room. "I identified a critical deficiency in our household's domestic operations, and I offered a comprehensive, highly lucrative employment package to the most qualified candidate."
"And you have been told no," Baelor stated, the incredulity in his voice amplifying. He pointed a finger at the screen. "She explicitly rejected your offer. She told you to take it or leave it."
Maekar let out a low, amused grunt, his eyes fixed on the neon-pink sticky note affixed to side of his monitor. You're a bit of a cunt, you know that? "She did," Maekar confirmed, the smirk returning to his lips. "She is not frightened of me, Baelor. She is unimpressed by the wealth, the status, and the intimidation tactics. She operates on an entirely different frequency."
Baelor walked around the edge of the desk, taking a seat in one of the leather armchairs facing his brother. He crossed his legs, resting his scotch on his knee, and studied Maekar intently.
"That is highly unusual," Baelor noted carefully. "People do not tell you no, Maekar. You do not surround yourself with people who tell you no. You fire them, or you acquire them."
Maekar’s jaw tightened slightly. He looked at his brother, the amusement fading into a sharp, intense focus. "I am aware. And it is precisely why she is necessary. The boys do not need another sycophant enforcing rigid compliance. They need someone who is willing to flip the chessboard when the rules are flawed."
"And what of you?" Baelor pressed, his tone shifting from casual curiosity to the deep, probing concern of an older brother. "You are engaging in a unconventional, digital sparring match with a woman who actively insults you. She is currently holding your attention, Maekar. That is undeniable. But for how long?"
Maekar froze. The muscles in his shoulders went completely rigid beneath the fine wool of his sweater. He glared at Baelor, his eyes narrowing into dangerous, lethal slits.
"Excuse me?" Maekar demanded, his voice dropping an octave, carrying the distinct, razor-sharp edge of a warning.
Baelor did not flinch. He had known Maekar his entire life. He had watched him operate. "You are a conqueror, Maekar. You thrive on the acquisition of the unattainable. She is a novelty. A chaotic, colorful puzzle that has presented a challenge to your usual methods of operation. But what happens when you solve the puzzle? What happens when the novelty wears off? Will she simply become another discarded asset, leaving the boys—who are clearly already attached to her—to suffer the collateral damage?"
Maekar’s hands curled into tight, white-knuckled fists on the armrests of his chair. The accusation stung, primarily because it was rooted in the cold, historical reality of his corporate behavior. He had a reputation for ruthlessness. He acquired, he optimized, and he discarded.
But Kat Hart was not a failing shipping conglomerate. She was not a corporate asset.
"She is not a novelty," Maekar growled, his voice vibrating with a possessive intensity that startled even himself. "She is currently humoring my correspondence because she genuinely believes I am nothing more than a superficial, emotionally stunted corporate drone. She thinks I am not good enough to participate in the chaotic, vibrant world she inhabits."
Maekar leaned forward, resting his forearms on the desk, his gaze boring into Baelor’s.
"And I am going to prove her wrong," Maekar stated a unyielding determination ringing in every syllable. "I am going to prove that I am better than the caricature she has drawn of me. I will not discard her, Baelor. I will earn my place at her table."
Baelor stared at his younger brother. The air in the study was thick with the weight of Maekar’s confession. It was the most emotionally raw, undefended statement Baelor had heard Maekar make in over a decade.
Baelor took a slow sip of his scotch, his own eyes shadowed with a heavy melancholy.
"You did not try this with your ex-wife," Baelor muttered quietly, staring down at the amber liquid in his glass. "You did not attempt to prove yourself to her. You simply allowed the silence to consume the house until she finally left."
Maekar’s jaw clenched so tightly the muscle feathered visibly beneath his silver beard. The mention of his ex-wife was a ghost in the room, a lingering phantom of failure that had haunted the estate for years.
"It was different, Baelor, and you know it," Maekar snapped, his tone icy and defensive. "I did not choose that woman. Our father arranged that marriage to secure the land rights for the southern refineries. It was a transaction. Just as he arranged yours to secure the political backing of Jena’s family."
Baelor winced, the truth of the statement hitting a raw nerve. Their late father, the formidable architect of the Targaryen empire, had viewed his sons as nothing more than pieces on a geopolitical chessboard. Love was a liability; strategic alliances were absolute.
"It was a transaction," Maekar continued, his voice rough with old bitterness. "But I attempted to honor it. I provided her with every conceivable luxury. I gave her the estate. I gave her the title."
Maekar stood up from his chair, unable to remain seated. He began to pace the length of the Persian rug, his hands clasped tightly behind his back.
"But unlike you, Baelor, who suffers your marital martyrdom in silence, my ex-wife had absolutely no desire to fulfill her end of the contract," Maekar stated, his voice laced with pure, unadulterated disdain. "She did not want to be a mother. She viewed Daeron, Aemon, and Aerion as parasitic burdens that ruined her physique and interrupted her social calendar. She despised the quiet of the estate. She did not want to be held back. She wanted to party in Monaco, she wanted to ski in the Alps, and she wanted to do it without the inconvenience of raising three boys."
Maekar stopped by the fireplace, staring into the flickering amber flames.
"When she finally demanded a divorce, she did not ask for custody," Maekar said quietly, the memory of that sterile, clinical meeting in his lawyer's office still burning in his mind. "She asked for money. And I gave it to her. I liquidated a staggering percentage of my personal assets, and I paid her millions of pounds simply to vanish. To ensure that my sons would never have to grow up staring at a mother who actively, visibly resented their existence."
Baelor watched his brother, a sense of sorrow settling heavily onto his shoulders. He knew the cost of Maekar’s divorce. He knew the financial hemorrhage it had caused, but more importantly, he knew the psychological toll it had taken. Maekar had assumed the burden of raising the boys alone, wrapping himself in a fortress of corporate stoicism to ensure they were protected, completely failing to realize that his silence was just as damaging as their mother's resentment.
"I know, Maekar," Baelor said softly. "You did what you had to do to protect them."
Maekar turned away from the fire, looking at his brother.
"I freed myself from the cage our father built for me," Maekar said, his violet eyes locking onto Baelor’s. "And now, you sit in my study, miserable and exhausted, drinking my scotch, trying to convince yourself that your own cage is locked from the outside."
Baelor stiffened, his grip tightening around his crystal tumbler. The conversation had suddenly, violently pivoted, placing him squarely in the crosshairs of Maekar’s ruthless analytical focus.
"Do not turn this upon me, Maekar," Baelor warned, his voice tight. "My situation is entirely different."
"Is it?" Maekar challenged, taking a step toward the center of the room. "You are married to a woman who views motherhood as a competitive sport and treats you like a political prop. You stand by the fences of equestrian centers, staring at stable hands with a look of such agonizing desperation it is a miracle Jena has not spontaneously combusted from the sheer force of your repressed desires."
Baelor flinched as if he had been physically struck. His face drained of color, his eyes widening in panic. He shot a frantic, terrified glance toward the closed oak doors of the study, terrified that someone might have overheard.
"Keep your voice down," Baelor hissed, setting his glass on the coffee table with a trembling hand. "You do not know what you are talking about."
"I am not blind, Baelor," Maekar rumbled, refusing to lower his volume. He stood over his older brother, an imposing monolith of absolute truth. "You are gay. You have known it since we were at university. And yet, you allowed our father to chain you to a woman you despise, and you have spent the last fifteen years acting as though stepping out of line will cause the sky to fall."
Baelor closed his eyes, dragging a hand down his face in exhausted misery. The immaculate, perfectly groomed statesman was entirely gone, replaced by a broken man.
"I cannot leave my marriage, Maekar," Baelor whispered, his voice thick with unshed tears. "I am a public servant. I am the political face of this family. If I were to demand a divorce... if I were to live my truth... the scandal would be catastrophic. The tabloids would devour us. It would bring unimaginable shame to the family name."
Maekar stared at his brother. He stared at the man who commanded the respect of parliaments, completely paralyzed by the fear of social critique.
Maekar let out a loud, incredulous scoff, rolling his eyes toward the ceiling in pure, unadulterated exasperation.
"Shame to the family name?" Maekar repeated, his voice dripping with heavy, biting sarcasm. He crossed his arms over his chest, glaring down at Baelor. "Are you entirely deranged? Have you completely forgotten our own lineage? Have you forgotten the history of the Targaryen dynasty?"
Baelor blinked, looking up at him in confusion. "What does our history have to do with this?"
"Baelor, our ancestors were certified lunatics," Maekar stated flatly, listing the atrocities on his fingers. "Our great-grandfather famously burned half the financial district to the ground in a fit of paranoia because he believed his board of directors were plotting against him. Our uncle ran off to join a mercenary company and was arrested for attempting to steal a military-grade helicopter. Our family history is a towering, burning iceberg of catastrophic scandals, madness, and unhinged behavior."
Maekar leaned down, resting his large hands on the armrests of Baelor’s chair, trapping his brother in his intense, unyielding gaze.
"You being gay, and seeking a quiet divorce from a miserable woman, is not even a microscopic dent in that iceberg," Maekar whispered fiercely. "The public does not care. And if they do, I will buy the tabloids and shut them down. I have the capital to silence any critic who dares to breathe a word against you."
Baelor stared into his brother's eyes. He saw the unwavering loyalty burning in the violet depths. Maekar was offering him an out. Maekar was offering to use his vast corporate empire as a shield to protect Baelor from the fallout... Again.
It was a overwhelming offer.
But Baelor shook his head slowly, a deep sadness settling over his handsome features.
"It is not just the press, Maekar," Baelor murmured, his voice breaking. He looked down at his hands, twisting the gold wedding band on his finger. "I have the boys. I have Valarr and Matarys."
Maekar pulled back, his brow furrowing in confusion. "What of them?"
"If I leave Jena... if I come out... it will ruin their lives," Baelor explained, the misery evident in every syllable. "They are teenagers. They are in the elite pipeline. They will be mocked. They will be isolated. I cannot destroy their stability simply to satisfy my own selfish desires. I must stay for them."
Maekar stared at his older brother as if Baelor had suddenly sprouted a second head. The monumental idiocy of the argument left the CEO momentarily speechless.
"Baelor," Maekar began, his voice slow, measured, and laced with absolute incredulity. "Everyone in this family—and likely half your political cabinet—already knows you are gay and miserable. It is the worst-kept secret in the city. Jena knows it. And she thrives on it."
Baelor flinched again, but Maekar refused to stop.
"She uses your guilt as a weapon," Maekar continued ruthlessly, tearing down his brother's illusions. "She wields your fear to control you, to control the boys, and to maintain her position of power. She is a manipulative witch. Do you honestly believe Valarr and Matarys are oblivious to the toxic, freezing atmosphere of your home? Do you think they enjoy watching their mother berate you, or force them to sit like terrified mannequins on a horse?"
"They need a stable home," Baelor argued weakly, though the conviction was entirely gone.
"A miserable home is not a stable home, Baelor!" Maekar snapped, his voice rising in frustration. He gestured broadly toward the door, pointing in the direction of the living room. "Look at my sons! I thought I was providing them stability by enforcing perfection and silence. I thought I was protecting them. And I was actively, systematically destroying their joy."
Maekar paused, lowering his hand, his expression softening as he thought of the chaotic, beautiful mess that had occurred in his kitchen that morning.
"Do you know why Aegon was waving at Jena when she stormed off the equestrian grounds today?" Maekar asked quietly.
Baelor frowned, confused by the sudden pivot. "Because he is a baby. He waves at everything."
"He was waving at her because he was thrilled she was leaving," Maekar corrected, a dark, protective smirk touching his lips. "He is one year old, Baelor. He possesses zero social conditioning. And even he inherently understands that her presence is toxic and oppressive. He was happy to see her go."
Baelor sat back in the leather chair, stunned by the blunt, devastating truth of the statement.
"Your sons," Maekar finished, his voice firm and absolute, "would not care if you were gay. In fact, I highly suspect they would throw a parade if it resulted in them getting away from that witch and living in a household where their father was actually, genuinely happy. Do not use your children as an excuse to remain in your cage, Baelor. They deserve better. And so do you."
The study fell into silence. The crackling of the fire was the only sound in the room.
Baelor, the charismatic politician, the golden heir, sat with his head bowed, dismantled by the ruthless, loving logic of his younger brother. He felt the suffocating chains of his marriage pressing against his chest, but for the first time in fifteen years, he saw the key resting in the lock.
Baelor took a deep, shuddering breath. He looked up, his eyes shining with unshed tears, and offered Maekar a small, incredibly fragile smile.
"Can you... can you at least act as though you tolerate her presence in the interim?" Baelor requested, his voice thick with emotion. "For my sanity? It is incredibly difficult to manage the diplomatic fallout when you publicly humiliate her at the stables."
Maekar’s expression instantly hardened into a mask of ice.
"No," Maekar stated flatly, without a single microsecond of hesitation.
Baelor let out a startled, exhausted laugh. "Maekar, please. A shred of diplomacy."
"I was diplomatic during your courting phase. I was polite during the first year of your marriage. I smiled at the galas and I tolerated her insufferable complaints," Maekar recounted, turning his back on his brother and walking toward his petrified wood desk. "I did my due, Baelor. I have fulfilled my familial obligations regarding that woman. I will not pretend to tolerate an individual who refers to my sons as 'common farmhands'."
Maekar sat down in his chair, pulling his wireless keyboard toward him. The brief foray into emotional counseling was officially concluded. He had corporate—and domestic—matters to attend to.
"I am returning to my correspondence," Maekar announced, his eyes locking onto the glowing screen of his iMac. "You may remain in the chair if you require further contemplation, but I require silence."
Baelor shook his head, a fond, amazed smile breaking through his melancholy. "You are a terror, little brother. But I suppose... I suppose I am grateful for it."
Baelor stood up, picking up his empty scotch glass, and quietly exited the study, leaving Maekar to his digital war.
Maekar stared at the screen, reading Kat’s outrageous counter-proposal one more time.
I will not be your nanny. I will not live in your house. But... I will accept the position of 'Consulting Domestic Anarchist'.
She had drawn a line in the sand. She refused to surrender her independence, her classroom, or her chaotic flat. She was willing to engage, she was willing to help his sons, but she was unwilling to be bought.
Maekar’s fingers flew across the keyboard. He was a master negotiator. He knew when to concede a point to secure a larger victory. He would accept her terms, but he was going to leverage a unavoidable logistical crisis to force a deeper integration.
To: K. Hart - Arts & Humanities Dept.
Subject: Re: An Inquiry Regarding Phantoms
Miss Hart,
Your counter-proposal is as absurd as it is extortionate. The title 'Consulting Domestic Anarchist' sounds like a designation utilized by a radical political faction, not a childcare provider.
However. I accept your terms.
You will retain your position at King’s Row Academy. You will attend the estate three evenings a week and alternating Saturdays. You will be compensated at an executive consulting rate, which you may funnel into whatever pastel-colored art supplies your department currently lacks.
Maekar paused, his eyes narrowing slightly as he formulated the trap.
There is, however, a non-negotiable addendum to this contract.
Due to the multi-national restructuring required following the Tokyo integration, my physical presence is mandated at the Japanese headquarters. I am scheduled to depart on a corporate jet next Sunday. I will be out of the country for a minimum of ten days, potentially fourteen.
My sons have just begun to stabilize. They have shed the oppressive weight of the previous nannies. If I leave them in the care of another agency while I am overseas, they will regress. Aegon will undoubtedly throw his porridge at the walls, and Aerion will attempt to hack the estate's security mainframe.
Therefore, for the duration of my Tokyo deployment, the part-time parameters of your consulting contract are suspended. I require you to temporarily relocate to the estate.
Maekar smirked, knowing exactly how much she would hate the idea of moving into his mausoleum. He softened the blow with the one thing he knew she could not resist.
You will have full run of the East Wing. You will have a dedicated driver to transport you to the school every morning so you do not miss a single moment with your 'gremlins'.
I need to know my sons are safe, Katherine. I need to know they are laughing. And I know, with certainty, that you are the only person capable of ensuring that reality.
Agree to the Tokyo deployment, and the contract is yours. Deny it, and I shall be forced to hire a fleet of Miss Higgins clones to terrorize them in my absence.
I await your surrender.
Rytsas,
Maekar Targaryen.
He hit send with a sharp tap of his index finger.
He leaned back in his chair, staring at the McDonald's selfie currently occupying his desktop background.
He had played his hand. He had offered her everything she asked for, while simultaneously trapping her in a scenario where her empathy for his children would force her to agree to moving into his home.
Ten days. Ten days of Kat living under his roof, sleeping in his guest wing, and occupying his space. He would be in Tokyo, yes, but she would be entrenched in his life.
And when he returned from Japan, the parent-teacher conference would be waiting for them.
Maekar picked up his tumbler of scotch, taking a slow, deeply satisfied sip. The corporate warlord had officially entered the domestic battlefield, and he fully intended to win the war.
The quiet atmosphere of the office was abruptly shattered by the sharp, digitized bzzt-bzzt of the high-tech baby monitor clipped to his belt.
Maekar looked away from his glowing monitor and glanced down at the small screen of the monitor device. The night-vision camera feed showed Aegon stirring in his crib. The baby was sitting up, rubbing his eyes with his fists, letting out a soft, sleepy whine that signaled the definitive end of his afternoon nap.
"Duty calls," Maekar murmured, pushing his chair back and standing up. He felt a strange, unfamiliar flutter of anticipation in his chest. Usually, the sound of the monitor was a cue to summon a nanny. Today, it was an invitation to actually be a father.
Baelor, who'd came back was lounging in the leather armchair across the room, swirling the last amber dregs of his scotch, watched his younger brother with a mixture of amusement and profound bewilderment.
"I must admit, Maekar, observing you actively respond to an infant's waking cycle is akin to watching a great white shark attempt to knit," Baelor chuckled, setting his crystal tumbler down on the coffee table and standing up. "It is fascinating and entirely contrary to your nature."
"My nature is evolving, Baelor. Keep up," Maekar replied dryly, striding out of the study and heading toward the staircase.
Baelor followed him out into the hallway. The house was relatively quiet, the faint, muffled sounds of Daeron and Aerion engaged in a heated debate over their video games drifting from the informal living room, while the silence from Aemon's quarters indicated the boy was likely thoroughly lost in the plains of Troy.
As they ascended the staircase toward the nursery, Baelor suddenly paused on the landing, a look of distinct logistical concern crossing his handsome face.
"Maekar," Baelor said slowly, "it is approaching six o'clock in the evening."
"I am capable of reading a clock, Baelor. What of it?"
"Well," Baelor continued, trailing slightly behind his towering brother. "You dismissed the private chef immediately following the porridge incident this morning. You permanently terminated the nanny. The estate manager is on bereavement leave. The household staff has been given a mandatory, unprecedented weekend furlough. Which begs the rather urgent question..."
Baelor stopped at the top of the stairs, crossing his arms over his blazer.
"What, precisely, are you feeding the boys for dinner?"
Maekar froze mid-stride, his hand resting on the brass handle of the nursery door.
He'd forgotten to plan dinner. He didn't know how to cook. He didn't know how to operate the commercial-grade convection ovens in his own kitchen. The extent of his culinary knowledge began and ended with boiling water for oats.
Maekar stood frozen in the hallway, the horrifying reality of domestic management crashing down upon him.
He stared at the nursery door, his shoulders dropping slightly in defeat.
"Fuck," Maekar muttered under his breath, a quiet, exhausted exhale of frustration.
From the other side of the slightly ajar nursery door, a tiny, incredibly cheerful voice immediately echoed the sentiment.
"Fuh!" Aegon babbled happily from his crib. "Fuck! Fuh!"
The silence in the hallway was deafening.
Baelor’s eyes widened to the size of saucers. He stared at the nursery door, and then he looked at his younger brother. Baelor slapped both hands over his mouth, his shoulders instantly beginning to shake with violent, suppressed, hysterical laughter.
Maekar’s blood ran cold. The blood drained from his face, leaving his features pale with parental terror.
He pushed the nursery door open so fast it banged loudly against the wall.
Aegon was standing in his mahogany crib, his tiny hands gripping the top rail. He was wearing the soft, sunshine-yellow fleece onesie Maekar had bought him, and he was beaming a toothy grin at his father.
"Fuck!" Aegon cheered again, practically vibrating with pride at learning a new vocabulary word.
"No. Absolutely not," Maekar commanded, striding rapidly across the room. He scooped the toddler out of the crib, holding him at arm's length. "We do not say that word, Aegon. That is an unauthorized syllable. Cease immediately."
"Fuh-ck!" Aegon giggled, completely ignoring the directive, entirely thrilled by the harsh consonant sounds.
Baelor leaned against the doorframe, openly howling with laughter, tears of mirth pricking the corners of his eyes. "Oh, this is glorious! The great Maekar Targaryen, brought to his knees by a one-year-old parroting his profanity. You have corrupted the heir, brother! The board of directors will be scandalized!"
"Shut up, Baelor," Maekar growled, his face flushing a embarrassed red as he carried the chanting baby over to the changing table. He laid Aegon down, dodging a kicking foot as he began the arduous process of changing the boy's nappy. "It was a slip of the tongue. He has possessed an incredibly limited vocabulary until today. How was I supposed to know his linguistic retention rate was operating at maximum capacity?"
"He is a sponge, Maekar," Baelor wheezed, wiping his eyes. "You must monitor your broadcasts."
"Fuck!" Aegon agreed happily, kicking his legs in the air.
Maekar let out a long, suffering groan, resting his forehead against the edge of the changing table for a fraction of a second. "I am going to have to pay Katherine double her consulting fee just to undo the psychological damage I have inflicted upon him in a single afternoon."
He finished changing the nappy and quickly wrestled Aegon into a fresh pair of soft, dark grey cotton trousers and a warm sweater. He hoisted the baby back onto his hip, turning to face his still-chuckling brother.
"The dinner crisis," Maekar announced, desperately pivoting the conversation back to the original logistical failure to distract from the swearing infant. "We cannot cook. I refuse to subject the boys to my culinary experiments again. We will dine out. We will locate a suitable establishment in the city."
Maekar paused, looking at Baelor. "You are welcome to accompany us. In fact, I insist."
Baelor raised an eyebrow, surprised by the genuine invitation. "A family excursion? I suppose I could. Let me text Jena and inform her that I will not be returning this evening. I shall stay here in the guest quarters."
Baelor pulled his phone from his pocket, quickly typing out a message to his wife. He waited a few moments, the screen reflecting in his eyes, before his phone chimed with a reply.
Baelor let out a short, cynical scoff, locking the phone and slipping it away.
"She is entirely amenable to my absence," Baelor reported, his voice dripping with dry, exhausted sarcasm. "Apparently, she is attending a high-profile charity gala this evening, followed by an exclusive gathering on Mr Tyrell’s yacht. She will be in and out of the city for the remainder of the weekend. My presence would only hinder her networking opportunities."
Maekar stared at his brother, his lip curling into a sneer of disgust.
"She is going to party on a yacht under the guise of philanthropy," Maekar muttered, shaking his head. "She is going to stand in front of flashing cameras, holding a flute of champagne, pretending she cares about the underprivileged while actively ignoring her own family. It is repulsive."
Baelor sighed, leaning against the doorframe. "It is the nature of the political beast, Maekar. It is good for the family name to be linked to charitable organizations. The optics are necessary for my upcoming campaign. The board of directors has been telling you the exact same thing for years. You really should get your face out into the world more. Your localized isolation is becoming a detriment to your public image."
Maekar rolled his eyes, a heavy, dismissive gesture. "I refuse to engage in those hollow, performative photoshoots you subject yourself to, Baelor. I will not stand in front of a step-and-repeat banner and pretend to enjoy the company of sycophants simply to boost a quarterly approval rating. My public image is built on corporate dominance, not socialite galas."
But as Maekar spoke the words public image, a sudden, sharp thought pierced through his frustration.
Public image. Social networks. Digital footprints.
He had only ever seen Kat in person once, for fifteen chaotic minutes in the freezing beer garden of the Velvet Lounge. Aside from that, his entire visual catalog of the woman consisted of the few cropped photos she had sent him via email, and the chaotic, messy selfies Aerion had captured on his phone today. He had seen her in a neon-green crop top. He had seen her in a pastel patchwork bunny onesie.
Does she have social media? Maekar wondered, his brain immediately pivoting from corporate strategy to intense, obsessive curiosity. Does she maintain a public digital archive? Does she post images of her murals? Her classroom? Her life outside of the school?
Maekar looked down at Aegon, who was currently marching happily up and down the length of the carpeted hallway, his tiny hands gripping two of Maekar’s long fingers tightly as his father walked at a painfully slow, hunched-over pace to accommodate the baby's short legs.
Maekar looked back up at his brother.
"Baelor," Maekar began, his voice dropping into a low, deceptively casual tone. "You employ the use of these... digital social networking applications, correct? For your political campaigns?"
Baelor frowned, entirely confused by the sudden shift in topic. "You mean social media? Yes, of course. I have several accounts. The PR team runs the official political pages, but I maintain a curated personal account. I share vetted photographs of the family, behind-the-scenes glimpses of the campaign trail. Why do you ask?"
Maekar kept his eyes focused on Aegon’s unsteady footsteps. "I am... curious about the mechanics of these platforms. Would you possess the capability to assist me in establishing an operational presence on one of these networks?"
Baelor stopped walking. He stared at his brother’s broad back in shock. Maekar Targaryen, the man who viewed the internet as nothing more than a tool for corporate espionage and stock trading, was asking for help setting up an Instagram account.
"You already have an account, Maekar," Baelor pointed out slowly, highly suspicious of this sudden interest. "Targaryen Enterprises maintains a verified profile for you. The corporate communications department runs it. Though it is effectively dead. They post a professionally retouched headshot of you once a quarter alongside an earnings report, because you actively refuse to let them photograph you in the wild."
"I do not want the corporate account," Maekar clarified, his jaw tightening slightly. "I wish to possess direct, unfiltered access to the platform on my personal device. I wish to... observe. To search."
Baelor’s eyes narrowed. The gears in the politician's mind clicked effortlessly into place.
"You want to stalk the art teacher," Baelor stated bluntly, a smug grin breaking across his face. "You want to see if this Queen of the Gremlins has an Instagram account so you can scroll through her photographs in the dark."
"I am merely seeking to expand my understanding of modern communication paradigms," Maekar lied smoothly, refusing to flush. "If I am to integrate my sons into the civilian sector, I must understand the tools they utilize."
"Bullshit," Baelor laughed loudly, clapping his hands together. "You are hopelessly smitten. This is fantastic. Yes, little brother. I will contact the head of PR immediately. I will extract the login credentials for your verified account, and we will commandeer it tonight. We shall convert you from a corporate ghost into a digital voyeur."
"Your terminology is offensive, but your assistance is accepted," Maekar muttered, straightening up and lifting Aegon back onto his hip.
He looked toward the end of the hallway. "Right. I must inform the older boys of our departure. I expect them to be dressed appropriately for a public dining establishment."
Maekar strode down the hall, Baelor trailing behind him, still chuckling softly at his brother's digital desperation.
They approached the open doorway of the informal living room.
"Daeron! Aerion! Aemon!" Maekar called out, his voice commanding immediate attention. "Cease your digital simulations. We are departing the estate for dinner. Go to your quarters and change your garments immediately. I expect you in the foyer in ten minutes."
The boys scrambled off the sofa, pausing the video game with a series of frantic clicks.
"Yes, Father!" they chorused, hurrying past him into the hallway, heading for their respective bedrooms.
As they ran past, Aegon, sitting comfortably on Maekar’s hip, looked at his older brothers. The boy offered them a sunny enthusiastic smile.
"Fuck!" Aegon cheered happily, waving his hand at them.
Daeron, Aemon, and Aerion slammed to a halt so fast they nearly piled into each other. They spun around, their eyes wide with shock. They stared at the baby, and then they stared at their father, fully expecting Maekar to explode into a rage at the blatant profanity.
Maekar closed his eyes, a deep, painful throb of a migraine blooming behind his temples. He took a measured breath, trapped by his own hypocrisy.
He opened his eyes, raising a single, authoritative finger, pointing it directly at his three older sons.
"Swearing is incredibly undignified," Maekar stated, his voice a low rumble of command. "It is the refuge of a poor vocabulary. If I catch a single one of you utilizing that word, or any variation thereof, the consequences will be severe and immediate. Do I make myself perfectly clear?"
The boys stared at him. They looked at the baby, who was currently chewing happily on his fist. They looked back at Maekar.
"Yes, sir," Daeron mumbled, his voice tight.
"Understood, Father," Aemon whispered.
The three boys turned and scurried away down the hall, disappearing into their rooms.
The moment the doors clicked shut, Baelor burst into another fit of wheezing laughter.
Maekar glared at his brother. "You are finding a disproportionate amount of amusement in my suffering, Baelor."
"You just threatened three pre-teens with severe consequences for a word you actively taught the infant not twenty minutes ago," Baelor gasped, clutching his stomach. "It is the zenith of parental hypocrisy. It is a masterpiece of double standards."
"I did not teach him!" Maekar argued defensively, shifting Aegon to his other hip. "He is a mimic! He possesses zero contextual understanding of the expletive!"
"Tell that to his brothers," Baelor laughed, wiping a tear from his eye. "Right. I shall go freshen up. Ten minutes in the foyer."
Baelor retreated to the guest wing, leaving Maekar alone in the hallway with the ticking time bomb of a swearing baby.
Exactly ten minutes later, Maekar stood at the base of the staircase in the main foyer. He had opted to change into his casual attire—dark grey cashmere trousers and a soft black sweater—though he had swapped his slippers for a pair of polished Chelsea boots. It was the most relaxed he had looked in a public setting in over a decade.
He heard the sound of footsteps descending the stairs.
Maekar looked up, fully expecting to see his sons dressed in their usual, estate-approved smart-casual attire: crisp button-down shirts, pressed chinos, and perhaps a light cashmere pullover.
Instead, he was met with a visual assault that nearly caused his brain to short-circuit entirely.
Daeron was walking down the stairs wearing a pair of distressed, ripped black denim jeans. Attached to his belt loop was a silver metal wallet chain that clanked with each step. He was wearing a faded, oversized black t-shirt adorned with a flaming skull, layered over a long-sleeved, black-and-white striped thermal shirt.
Aerion was flanking his older brother, looking equally chaotic. The ten-year-old was wearing a oversized, baggy, vintage Nirvana concert t-shirt that nearly swallowed his small frame, paired with baggy cargo pants and a pair of scuffed, checkerboard Vans slip-ons.
Only Aemon had adhered to the traditional dress code, walking quietly behind his brothers wearing a neat, pristine navy-blue polo shirt and perfectly pressed khaki chinos.
Maekar stood frozen at the bottom of the stairs. He stared at his eldest sons. They looked like they had been dressed by a gang of rebellious, skateboarding delinquents. They looked exactly like the teenagers he had seen loitering outside the public parks in the lower-east district.
Baelor emerged from the guest wing corridor, walking into the foyer. He took one look at his nephews and froze, his jaw dropping slightly.
Aerion leaned over, whispering loudly to Aemon. "Are you sure you don't want to borrow one of my hoodies, Aemon? Seriously, I have a spare one with a skeleton on it. You look like you're going to a golf tournament."
Aemon hastily pushed his glasses up his nose, shaking his head. "I am perfectly content with my current sartorial choices, Aerion. Graphic tees featuring skeletal remains are contrary to my aesthetic."
Maekar found his voice, dragging his shocked gaze back to his eldest son.
"Daeron," Maekar rumbled, his tone laced with profound, horrified disbelief. "You cannot be serious. You intend to exit this estate wearing... that?"
Daeron stopped on the bottom step. He didn't cower. The rebellious, confident spark Kat had ignited in him was burning fiercely. He crossed his arms over his flaming skull t-shirt, looking directly at his father.
"You bought these clothes, Father," Daeron pointed out, using Maekar’s own ruthless logic against him. "You explicitly authorized the transaction at the retail establishment. If I am not permitted to wear them outside the confines of my private quarters, their acquisition was an entirely inefficient expenditure of capital."
Maekar’s mouth fell open slightly. The boy was right. He had bought the clothes. He had handed over his black card to fund the rebellious wardrobe change. He had done it in a moment of desperate panic to match Kat’s chaotic energy, and allow Aerion to blend into his new school and now he was reaping the visually offensive consequences.
Maekar closed his eyes, pinching the bridge of his nose in exasperation. He was trapped by his own actions.
"Fine," Maekar groaned, his voice heavy with defeat. "Fine. Wear the skulls. Wear the chains. But if anyone asks, you are participating in a theatrical production."
Baelor, standing near the door, turned away to hide a delighted grin. He was thoroughly enjoying watching his brother be systematically dismantled by a group of pre-teens and a phantom art teacher.
"We will require two vehicles," Baelor announced, stepping in to alleviate the tension. "I have my Jaguar, but it cannot comfortably accommodate three growing boys and a car seat. I will follow you to the restaurant, Maekar."
"Agreed," Maekar nodded, shifting Aegon onto his hip. He looked at his sons. "To the subterranean garage. We depart immediately."
The group moved as a cohesive unit, walking past the formal drawing rooms and taking the private, secured elevator down to the climate-controlled garage located beneath the estate.
The garage was a temple to automotive engineering. The polished concrete floor gleamed under the bright LED strip lighting, illuminating Maekar’s private collection. There was the armored black Mercedes-Maybach he usually drove. The sleek, dark grey Aston Martin DB11. A black Lamborghini Aventador. A towering Range Rover for inclement weather. They were all modern, lethally fast, and entirely black or grey.
Baelor’s silver Jaguar F-Type was parked near the entrance, looking almost pedestrian among the supercars.
As they walked out of the elevator, Aerion suddenly stopped. He looked at the sleek, modern vehicles, and then looked up at his father.
"Dad," Aerion asked, his eyes wide and hopeful. "Can we take the Bentley?"
Maekar paused, frowning slightly. He walked past the Aston Martin toward the far corner of the garage, where a modern Bentley Continental GT sat under a silk dust cover. It was a beautiful car, but entirely impractical for transporting a baby seat.
"The Continental?" Maekar asked, glancing at the covered vehicle. "It is a grand tourer, Aerion. It lacks the rear cabin space required for your brother's safety apparatus. We will take the Range Rover."
"No, I know," Aerion said quickly, shaking his head. "I just... I like Bentleys now. It’s kind of like Kat’s car. But hers is way older. And a lot louder."
Baelor, who was halfway to his Jaguar, suddenly stopped dead in his tracks.
His head snapped up with such violent speed it was a miracle he didn't crack a vertebra. He turned around, his eyes locking onto his ten-year-old nephew with unblinking intensity.
"What did you just say?" Baelor demanded, his voice entirely devoid of its usual, smooth political polish. It was sharp, urgent, and laced with disbelief.
Aerion shrank back slightly, intimidated by his uncle's sudden intensity. "I... I said it's like Kat’s car. My art teacher. She drives a Bentley."
Baelor walked slowly back toward the group, his eyes wide.
Maekar let out a low groan, rolling his eyes toward the ceiling. He knew exactly what was happening. While Maekar bought cars simply because they looked intimidating and moved fast, Baelor possessed a strange, obsessive, almost pathological passion for classic automotive history. Baelor collected vintage cars the way other billionaires collected fine art. He spent hours at elite auctions, bidding on rusted chassis just to restore them.
"Baelor, do not start," Maekar warned, recognizing the manic glint in his brother's eye.
Baelor ignored him completely, focusing entirely on Aerion. "An art teacher. A primary school art teacher... drives a vintage Bentley to work. Aerion, do you have any idea what model it is?"
Aerion shrugged his shoulders beneath his oversized Nirvana shirt. "I don't know. It’s big. It’s black. It’s got these massive, round headlights with wire mesh over them, and a huge metal grill. And it sounds like an airplane taking off."
Baelor’s face drained of all color. He looked like he had just been told the Crown Jewels were being used as paperweights.
"A wire mesh over the headlights," Baelor whispered, his voice trembling slightly. "A metal grill."
"Yeah," Aerion nodded eagerly. "Actually, hang on. I took a picture of it on Friday when she dropped us off at home."
Aerion pulled his phone from his pocket, quickly navigating to his photo gallery. He found the picture and held the screen out toward his uncle.
Baelor stepped forward. Maekar, mildly curious, leaned over Baelor’s shoulder to look at the screen.
The photograph showed Kat’s car idling in front of the Targaryen estate. It was a large, aggressive-looking vintage vehicle. It was painted a deep, glossy black. It featured sweeping, pontoon-style fenders, a long, louvered hood secured by thick leather straps, and the distinct mesh-covered headlamps Aerion had described. Sitting directly in front of the imposing radiator grill was a cylindrical supercharger housing.
Maekar looked at the car. It looked old, loud, and entirely unrefined. It suited her perfectly.
Baelor looked at the car, and he physically swayed on his feet.
He let out a strange, choking sound, as if he had suddenly forgotten how to inhale oxygen. He clutched his chest, his eyes practically bulging out of his head.
"Baelor?" Maekar asked, taking a half-step back, genuinely concerned his brother was experiencing a cardiac event. "Are you unwell?"
"Do you..." Baelor gasped, tearing his eyes away from the screen to stare at his brother in absolute, unadulterated horror. "Do you have any idea what that is? Do you understand what you are looking at?!"
"It is a dilapidated antique," Maekar stated dismissively.
"It is a 1930 Blower Bentley!" Baelor shrieked, entirely losing his political composure, his voice echoing wildly through the subterranean garage. "It is a 4½ Litre Supercharged Le Mans heritage vehicle! There were only fifty of them ever built in the history of the world! It is one of the most sought-after, impossibly rare, obscenely valuable pieces of automotive history in existence! I have been trying to track one down for a private auction for six years!"
Baelor was practically hyperventilating, pacing back and forth in front of the Range Rover.
"And she is driving it!" Baelor yelled, throwing his hands in the air. "She is using a multi-million-pound museum piece as a daily commuter vehicle! To a public school! In the rain! She is actively killing its provenance!"
Maekar let out a long sigh, shifting Aegon’s weight on his hip. Baelor’s obsession was exhausting. "It is her property, Baelor. She may utilize it as she sees fit."
"It belongs in a climate-controlled vault!" Baelor argued passionately, spinning around to face Aerion again. "Are you absolutely certain this is genuine? It must be a replica. A custom fiberglass kit built on a modern chassis. No sane human being would parallel park a Blower Bentley near a primary school."
"It sounded real," Aerion defended. "It smells like oil and old leather inside."
Baelor’s eyes narrowed into intense, manic slits. He reached into the pocket of his tweed blazer and pulled out his phone.
"I need her number," Baelor demanded, looking directly at Maekar. "I need the art teacher's phone number right now."
Maekar bristled instinctively, a immediate surge of possessive territorialism flaring in his chest. "Absolutely not. I am not surrendering her private contact information so you can harass her over an automobile."
"Maekar, please!" Baelor pleaded, sounding genuinely desperate. "I just need to ask her about the chassis serial numbers! I need to know if the supercharger is original! I will not sleep until I know the provenance of that vehicle!"
Maekar looked at his brother. He looked at the desperate madness in Baelor's eyes.
A amused smirk spread across Maekar’s face. The Queen of the Gremlins vs. the obsessed classic car collector. It was a collision of immovable objects, and he desperately wanted front-row seats to the explosion.
"Very well," Maekar rumbled, pulling his own phone from his pocket. "I will transmit the contact data to your device. However, I require inclusion in the auditory feed. I am not missing this conversation."
Baelor didn't care. He was too obsessed. "Fine! Conference me in! Just give me the number!"
Maekar quickly texted Kat’s phone number to his brother. Baelor immediately snatched his phone up, typing the digits into his keypad with trembling fingers.
As Baelor prepared to dial, Daeron, standing by the Range Rover in his flaming skull t-shirt, looked at his uncle. The twelve-year-old’s face split into a slow mischievous grin. He had recognized Baelor’s horror, and he decided to drop a tactical nuke onto the situation.
"Uncle Baelor?" Daeron asked innocently.
Baelor paused, his thumb hovering over the dial button. "Yes, Daeron?"
"Do you think I should tell Kat that you're mad about the car?" Daeron asked, his violet eyes wide. "Because she might be upset. She let us eat McDonald's french fries in the back seat yesterday. And Aerion spilled some milkshake on the floorboards."
The garage went dead, entirely silent.
Baelor slowly lowered his phone. He stared at Daeron. The color drained so completely from Baelor’s face that he looked like a marble statue.
"She..." Baelor whispered, his voice trembling with a sheer terror usually reserved for natural disasters. "She eats greasy fast food... in a 1930 Le Mans heritage vehicle?"
"Yeah," Daeron nodded enthusiastically. "She said it’s just a car. It's meant to be lived in."
Baelor didn't say another word. He spun on his heel and power-walked furiously toward his Jaguar. He ripped the driver's side door open, threw himself into the seat, and slammed the door shut with terrifying force.
Through the windshield, Maekar watched his brother immediately connect his phone to the Jaguar’s Bluetooth system. Baelor was furiously punching the steering wheel, his mouth moving in a rapid, silent tirade as he initiated the call.
Maekar’s own phone buzzed in his pocket. Baelor had added him to the conference call.
Maekar smirked, hitting the accept button and activating his speakerphone, keeping the volume low so only the immediate vicinity could hear.
"Right, into the Range Rover, gentlemen," Maekar commanded, moving toward the black SUV. "Daeron, you may take the front passenger seat. Aerion, Aemon, secure yourselves in the rear cabin."
The boys scrambled into the heavy, luxurious vehicle. Maekar carefully strapped the babbling Aegon into his car seat in the middle row, before closing the door and climbing into the driver’s seat.
He didn't start the engine immediately. He sat in the silent Range Rover, the faint, glowing lights of the dashboard illuminating his face. Daeron sat next to him, grinning wickedly, entirely ready for the show.
The silence over the speakerphone stretched for three long, agonizing rings.
And then, with a sharp click, the line connected.
"Dictionary Boy, if you are calling me to complain about the post-it note, I swear to god—" Kat’s voice, sharp northern, and ready for war, blasted through the speaker.
Before she could finish the sentence, Baelor Targaryen, sitting in his Jaguar parked thirty feet away erupted.
"DID YOU FEED CHILDREN FRIED POTATOES IN A BLOWER BENTLEY?!" Baelor roared through the phone, his voice echoing with the unbridled fury of a man who had just witnessed a holy relic being desecrated.
On the other end of the line, there was a sharp, startled silence.
"Who the bloody hell is this?" Kat’s voice demanded, her northern accent sharpening into immediate, aggressive defense. "Is this Dictionary Boy using a voice modulator? Because if it is, I am not in the mood for amateur dramatics."
"I am Baelor Targaryen," Baelor announced, his voice tightnand practically trembling with automotive outrage. "And I am currently suffering a profound, existential crisis on behalf of a 1930 Le Mans heritage vehicle! My nephew has just informed me that you not only utilize a Blower Bentley as a daily commuter, but that you actively permit the consumption of greasy fast food within its leather interior! Tell me he is lying. Tell me it is a fiberglass replica!"
Inside the Range Rover, Maekar leaned back against his headrest, crossing his arms over his chest. He looked at Daeron, who was sitting in the passenger seat with both hands clamped over his mouth to muffle his laughter. Aerion and Aemon were leaning forward from the back seat, their eyes wide with delight.
"Oh, for god's sake," Kat groaned loudly through the speaker, the sound of a television muting in the background of her flat. "Another one. I should have known you lot traveled in packs of arrogant, over-privileged snobs. Listen to me very carefully, Baelor: yes, it is a real Blower Bentley. Yes, the boys ate chips in the back seat. No, you cannot buy it."
Baelor let out a wounded, choking sound that resembled a man who had just been stabbed.
"Buy it?" Baelor gasped, his voice pitching higher. "I haven't even offered a price yet! You clearly possess zero comprehension of the historical and financial magnitude of the machine you are currently destroying! You are subjecting a masterpiece to the corrosive elements of the weather and the acidic properties of fast-food condiments! Sell it to me. Name your price. I will wire the funds tonight."
"It is not for sale!" Kat hissed, her temper flaring. "And I am not destroying it! My brother is a master mechanic! He runs a vintage restoration garage! He taught me exactly how to maintain the engine, how to double-clutch the gearbox, and how to preserve the chassis! He knows exactly what he’s doing with that car!"
"He clearly does not know what he is doing if he permits you to drive it to a primary school!" Baelor argued passionately, abandoning his usual political diplomacy. "It is an insult to engineering! That vehicle requires a climate-controlled environment, a specialized maintenance schedule, and a dedicated team of preservationists! It should not be parked next to a bicycle rack!"
"You and my brother aren't the boss of me!" Kat shouted back, entirely unbowed by the billionaire's fury. "And you can save the lecture, mate! I have heard this exact speech a hundred times before! My brother literally sat on the pavement and cried the first time I took the car out for a drive in the rain! I know what it’s worth, and I know how to handle it!"
"You do not!" Baelor insisted, sounding completely frantic. "Tell me the maintenance protocols! What oil viscosity are you utilizing for the supercharger housing? How frequently do you adjust the valve clearances?"
Maekar watched the digital display on the dashboard, thoroughly enjoying the chaos his brother was currently inflicting upon himself.
"I use a high-zinc, twenty-w-fifty racing oil, changed every three thousand miles or six months, whichever comes first," Kat recited in a rapid, flat, clearly rehearsed monotone. It was a speech she had obviously memorized specifically to shut down arrogant car snobs. "The valve clearances are checked every five thousand miles, set to point-zero-zero-six inches cold for the intake, and point-zero-zero-eight for the exhaust. The supercharger Amherst Villiers unit is lubricated via a dedicated total-loss drip feed, which I monitor daily. The brake linkages are greased weekly, and the leather interior is treated with a specialized neatsfoot oil compound every fiscal quarter. Are you quite finished?"
Baelor fell entirely silent.
The technical accuracy of her response was flawless. It was the exact maintenance protocol required for a supercharged 4½ Litre engine. She wasn't just driving it; she actually knew the machine intimately.
"I... I require the chassis serial number," Baelor demanded weakly, his voice hollow, refusing to accept defeat. "I need to verify its provenance on the international registry. It could still be a highly accurate continuation model."
Kat let out a sharp, exasperated breath. "Fine. Chassis number HB3404. Engine number SM3903. Go ahead. Look it up. Cry about it."
Baelor frantically typed the numbers into a specialized, secure automotive database on his phone.
A few seconds later, the results populated the screen.
"It's real," Baelor whispered, his voice trembling with a mixture of absolute awe and profound, agonizing despair. "It is an original, matching-numbers Le Mans homologation unit. The provenance is immaculate. It has been missing from the public registry for nearly fifteen years."
Baelor cleared his throat, desperately trying to regain his composure. "Miss Hart. Katherine. Please. I implore you. What is your price? What will it take for you to relinquish this vehicle into my custody?"
"I told you, it's not for sale," Kat repeated stubbornly. "What are you going to do with it if I sell it to you, anyway?"
"I am going to take care of it!" Baelor promised, his tone fervent. "I will have it professionally detailed. I will correct the suspension geometry. I will ensure its survival for future generations."
"You’re going to keep it locked up in a vault, aren't you?" Kat challenged, her voice dripping with disdain. "You're going to put it under a silk sheet, and you’re only going to pull it out twice a year to show off to your other rich, boring mates at some stuffy Concours d'Elegance."
"Yes!" Baelor agreed instantly, seeing absolutely no flaw in that logic. "Because it is worth a fortune! It is a piece of history! It is not meant to be utilized for casual, daily transport!"
"It's a car, Baelor!" Kat yelled, her northern accent practically vibrating the speakers. "It is a machine built with an engine and four wheels! It is meant to be driven! It is meant to be loud, and fast, and terrifying! Locking it in a vault is an insult to the people who built it! It wants to be on the road!"
"A romantic, albeit highly destructive, philosophy," Maekar finally interjected smoothly, leaning closer to the dashboard microphone. "Though I must admit, Baelor's assessment of your financial negligence is accurate."
"Oh, look who decided to chime in," Kat scoffed. "Are you taking notes, Dictionary Boy? Because this is what actual passion sounds like. Not just buying things to stare at them."
"I prefer to acquire assets that appreciate in value, rather than depreciating them with fast food," Maekar retorted calmly. "Though it begs the question, Miss Hart. How does a primary school art teacher acquire a vintage automobile? Did you purchase it at auction?"
"I didn't buy it," Kat answered, her tone shifting slightly, becoming more guarded. "It was given to me. When I passed my driving test. By a... a family friend."
Baelor, listening from the Jaguar, let out a choked gasp. "A family friend gave you a Blower Bentley as a passing gift?! Did they possess any comprehension of what they were handing you? Did they understand the asset value?"
"Most likely not," Kat replied, a cynical, bitter edge creeping into her voice. "He didn't really care about cars, to be honest. He just cared about appearances. He thought it looked suitably intimidating for a young woman to drive. He liked the aesthetic of power."
Baelor groaned loudly, a sound of pure, physical pain. "I am begging you. Name a price. Any price."
"No," Kat stated with absolute finality. "But... since Maekar is currently nebbing into this conversation like a lurking gargoyle, I do have a proposition regarding the employment contract he sent me."
Maekar’s eyes narrowed slightly in the cabin of the Range Rover. "I am listening."
"I will accept your ridiculous Tokyo deployment," Kat announced.
Aerion let out a quiet, triumphant Yes! from the back seat, pumping his fist in the air.
"However," Kat continued, "my extortion fee has just doubled. You will make a fifty-thousand-pound donation to the school for the nursery renovation. And, you will make an identical, matching fifty-thousand-pound donation to the local youth arts charity I support in the lower-east district. You fund the charity, and I will pack a bag and move into your East Wing to take care of the gremlins while you fly off to Japan."
Maekar didn't even blink at the financial demand. A hundred thousand pounds was a rounding error in his weekly operating budget.
"Consider it done," Maekar agreed instantly. "The funds will be wired on Monday morning."
"Excellent," Kat said, her tone brisk and businesslike.
"I will be there," Baelor suddenly interjected, his voice firm and resolute. "During the Tokyo deployment. I will be residing in the guest quarters of the estate to ensure you do not inadvertently damage the structural integrity of the driveway with your driving habits."
The line went dead silent for three long seconds.
And then, Kat Hart unleashed hell.
For five unbroken minutes, the speakers of the Range Rover were subjected to a high-pitched, rapid-fire, accented tirade of northern fury. She ranted about arrogant politicians, about men who cared more about metal chassis than human children, and about the sheer audacity of a man inviting himself into a babysitting arrangement just to stare at a car.
The pitch was so high, and the delivery so aggressive, that Daeron, Aemon, and Aerion all physically shrank back in their seats, wincing and covering their ears. Even Maekar found himself leaning slightly away from the dashboard, impressed by her lung capacity.
"...AND IF YOU SO MUCH AS BREATH ON MY CAR, BAELOR TARGARYEN, I WILL PERSONALLY DISMANTLE YOUR POLITICAL CAREER WITH A CAN OF SPRAY PAINT AND A SLEDGEHAMMER!" Kat finished, panting into the receiver.
"I... I apologize," Baelor stammered weakly from his Jaguar, completely cowed by the verbal assault. "But I will be staying at my brother's home."
"Fine! Stay!" Kat snapped. "Sooooo, you can take care of the boys then, right? Since you're going to be there?"
"Baelor will be engaged in his political duties," Maekar interjected smoothly, saving his brother from childcare responsibilities. "He will not be available to provide primary supervision."
"Oh?" Kat asked, her tone instantly shifting from furious to highly suspicious. "Why? Trouble with the boss? Is the shadow cabinet forcing him to work overtime?"
"No comment," Baelor replied tightly, his political defense mechanisms immediately engaging.
Kat let out a loud, knowing laugh. "Gods, you are a politician, aren't you? 'No comment'. Brilliant. Well, I am going to have a field day annoying you for ten days, Baelor. I hope you like loud music and messy painting projects."
Baelor let out a low, miserable groan that echoed through the speaker. "I am beginning to regret my life choices."
Maekar chuckled, a rich sound that filled the cabin. He was thoroughly enjoying the dynamic.
"Well, if that's all settled, I am off," Kat announced, her voice returning to its normal, chaotic pitch. "Markl and I are busy. We have plans."
Maekar’s amusement vanished instantly. The smile wiped completely off his face, replaced by a territorial spike of jealousy.
"What is Markl doing with you?" Maekar demanded, his voice dropping into a low rumble, the CEO returning in full force.
"We are having a night in," Kat replied casually, entirely oblivious to the lethal tension she had just provoked. "We're ordering takeaway and watching terrible horror movies. And judging by the way he is currently glaring at me and pointing at my phone, he wants me to hang up right now. Say hi to the boys for me."
"No, wait—" Maekar ordered, his hand reaching toward the dashboard console.
"Byeeeeeeee!" Kat sang out cheerfully.
Click.
The line disconnected.
Maekar sat in the driver's seat, his hand frozen mid-air. He stared at the digital display, his violet eyes dark and brooding.
She was spending her Saturday night with the pottery teacher. They were ordering takeaway. They were sitting in her flat, likely on the same sofa, watching movies. The image burned in Maekar’s mind, entirely infuriating and out of his control.
He didn't say a word. He slowly lowered his hand, his jaw clenched so tightly the muscle feathered visibly. He grabbed the gear shifter of the Range Rover and yanked it into 'Drive' with a violent jerk.
The SUV surged forward slightly.
In the passenger seat, Daeron sank lower into the plush leather, his eyes wide. In the back seat, Aemon and Aerion exchanged a silent glance.
Oh shit, Daeron thought, recognizing the icy silence radiating from his father. Dad's angry.
The drive to the restaurant was completed in unbroken silence, the boys far too terrified to utter a single word to the brooding, jealous titan behind the wheel.
Notes:
If you’re ready for Kat to "vandalize" the East Wing, please leave a kudos and/or a comment!
Chapter 21: Chapter Twenty-One: The Ice Dragon Trends
Summary:
In which Maekar enters a "Vulnerability Offensive", Baelor faces a "Truth Bomb," and the Targaryen brothers enter a Scotch-fueled digital inferno.
Song recommendation for this chapter -
Sweet Creature – Harry Styles
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
The drive from the garage of the Targaryen estate to the culinary district of the city was executed in a silence so thick, so heavily oppressive, that it practically possessed its own gravitational pull.
Maekar sat behind the leather-wrapped steering wheel of the black Range Rover, his profile illuminated only by the passing streetlamps and the glowing digital dashboard. His jaw was clenched so tightly that the muscles feathered visibly beneath his beard. His hands gripped the steering wheel with the kind of white-knuckled intensity usually reserved for strangling hostile corporate negotiators.
He was furious. He was radiating a cold, territorial rage that had nothing to do with global logistics or shipping routes, and everything to do with a pottery teacher.
We are having a night in. Kat’s casual, cheerful dismissal echoed in his mind on an agonizing, relentless loop. We're ordering takeaway and watching terrible horror movies. Maekar visualized the scene with torturous clarity. He pictured Kat’s chaotic, colorful flat. He pictured her sitting on her sofa, perhaps wearing her oversized top and shorts, her eyes glued to a television screen. And sitting right next to her, sharing her space, sharing her food, and sharing her laughter, was Markl. The man who made clay pots. The man who had been chasing her around the art room just days ago.
The jealousy that flared in Maekar’s chest was hot, sudden, and entirely irrational. He had no claim on her. He had known her for less then a week. But the thought of another man occupying the space he had so aggressively tried to secure for himself was intolerable.
In the passenger seat, Daeron sat perfectly still, practically pressing himself into the leather door panel to maximize the physical distance between himself and his brooding father. Daeron was wearing his flaming skull t-shirt and his metal wallet chain, but the rebellious thrill of his outfit had entirely evaporated under the icy aura radiating from the driver's seat.
In the back cabin, Aemon and Aerion sat like statues. Aerion kept shooting anxious glances at the back of his father's head, wondering if Kat had pushed him too far. Aegon oblivious to the lethal tension, was happily babbling to himself in his car seat, kicking his little legs against the upholstery.
Behind them, following at a cautious distance, was Baelor’s silver Jaguar. Baelor was undoubtedly still trapped in his own spiral of existential automotive despair, mourning the Blower Bentley that was currently parked in the elements.
The two-car convoy finally pulled to a smooth halt in front of L’Éclipse, one of the most exclusive, astronomically expensive, and pretentious dining establishments in the city.
A team of valet attendants, wearing crisp black uniforms and white gloves, immediately rushed forward. They recognized the vehicles, and more importantly, they recognized the license plates.
Maekar threw the Range Rover into park, killed the engine, and stepped out into the freezing night air. He didn't wait for the valet to open his door. He strode around to the back, pulling the rear door open and unbuckling Aegon from his seat.
The boys scrambled out of the car, standing awkwardly on the pavement. Daeron and Aerion suddenly felt glaringly self-conscious in their baggy Nirvana and Hot Topic attire, surrounded by patrons dripping in diamonds, silk, and tailored velvet evening wear.
Baelor stepped out of his Jaguar, handing the keys to a valet. Baelor looked haggard. The charismatic, golden statesman looked as though he had aged five years in the last thirty minutes.
"Handle the clutch with the utmost care," Baelor instructed the valet, his voice completely devoid of its usual warmth. "If you grind the gears, I will personally ensure your employment is terminated."
The valet swallowed hard, nodding frantically as he slid into the Jaguar.
"Baelor, compose yourself," Maekar muttered, adjusting Aegon on his hip as he walked toward the gold-leafed glass doors of the restaurant. "You are embarrassing the family."
"I am in mourning, Maekar," Baelor shot back, matching his brother's stride, entirely uncaring of the elegant surroundings. "You do not understand. You have no concept of historical preservation. That woman—that terror of an educator—is driving a 1930 4½ Litre Supercharged homologation unit to a primary school! She is exposing original, hand-tooled Amherst Villiers supercharger components to pedestrian gravel!"
"It is a combustion engine wrapped in metal, Baelor. It is designed to function," Maekar replied dismissively, pulling the restaurant door open.
"It is a museum piece!" Baelor hissed, his voice rising in pitch. "It is the automotive equivalent of the Mona Lisa, and she is using it to transport greasy McDonald's chips! I offered her a blank check! I would have paid five million pounds for the chassis alone! And she mocked me!"
"She is remarkably resilient against bribery," Maekar noted, a strange, dark twist of pride mixing with his jealousy. "It is one of her more infuriating, yet admirable, qualities."
They stepped into the grand, dimly lit foyer of L’Éclipse. The interior was a masterpiece of modern luxury—velvet drapes, subtle amber lighting, and the quiet, hushed murmur of the city’s elite.
The maître d', a severe man named Henri, immediately abandoned his podium and rushed forward to greet them.
"Monsieur Targaryen! Monsieur Baelor! An absolute honor to have you grace us this evening," Henri bowed deeply, his eyes carefully avoiding the shockingly casual, borderline-delinquent attire of the older boys, focusing entirely on the billionaires. "We have prepared your usual private alcove in the rear dining room. Right this way."
They followed Henri through the maze of tables. Patrons covertly turned their heads, whispering behind crystal wine glasses as the Targaryen brothers passed. Maekar, tall, imposing, and brooding, carrying a one-year-old. Baelor, the handsome politician, looking completely manic. And three boys who looked like they had wandered in from a skate park.
They were seated in a plush, semi-circular velvet booth tucked into a quiet, secluded corner of the restaurant, shielded from the main dining floor by a wall of frosted glass and curtains.
Henri snapped his fingers, and two waiters immediately appeared, producing an immaculate, high-end wooden highchair for Aegon and distributing leather-bound menus.
"Water for the table, sparkling," Maekar commanded automatically, not looking at the menu. He settled Aegon into the highchair, ensuring the straps were secure.
The waiters vanished to fulfill the order.
The silence returned to the table. It was entirely miserable.
Baelor sat slumped against the velvet cushions, staring blankly at the flickering candle in the center of the table. He was muttering under his breath, a rapid, panicked litany of automotive terminology. "The suspension geometry... the leaf springs... she is undoubtedly subjecting the steering column to unnecessary torque..."
Maekar ignored his brother completely. He sat rigidly straight, his arms crossed over his dark sweater. He was glaring at the frosted glass wall, but his mind was miles away.
Takeaway and horror movies. He pictured Markl handing Kat a slice of pizza. He pictured Kat laughing, leaning against Markl’s shoulder when the movie got scary. He pictured the easy, comfortable, unforced intimacy of a quiet Saturday night that he, despite all his billions, was entirely excluded from.
"I should have the pottery studio condemned," Maekar growled softly, a illegal corporate thought slipping past his lips. "I could purchase the land the school is built upon and systematically dismantle the ceramics department for structural safety violations."
Daeron, Aemon, and Aerion sat across the table, watching the two most powerful men in the city spiral out of control.
Aerion leaned toward Daeron, hiding his mouth behind his menu. "Uncle Baelor looks like he’s going to cry over Kat’s car."
"Dad looks like he’s plotting a murder," Daeron whispered back, his violet eyes wide as he watched his father's jaw clench. "Who is Markl?"
"The other art teacher," Aerion explained softly. "He wears a big leather top hat. He and Kat are best friends. They hang out all the time."
Daeron’s eyes widened in profound realization. "Oh. Dad is jealous. He is actually jealous of a man in a top hat."
Before they could dissect their father's emotional crisis any further, Henri returned, flanked by a waiter carrying a tray of crystal water glasses.
"Gentlemen," Henri smiled obsequiously, pulling a small notepad from his pocket. "Are we prepared to order? Our chef highly recommends the pan-seared Chilean sea bass this evening, accompanied by a reduction of—"
"We will not require the sea bass," Maekar interrupted, entirely uninterested in the culinary recommendations. He didn't even open his menu. He operated on a strict, regimented routine designed for maximum nutritional efficiency and minimal decision fatigue.
"For myself and my brother, the bone-in ribeye, medium-rare. Sautéed spinach. No butter," Maekar commanded, reciting the order he gave at every high-end restaurant.
He then turned his attention to his sons.
"For the boys," Maekar continued, his tone shifting into its usual, uncompromising parental directive. "They will have the grilled salmon fillets. Dry. Steamed asparagus on the side, and a portion of quinoa pilaf. For the infant, a side of steamed, unseasoned carrots, mashed."
Henri nodded rapidly, his pen flying across the notepad. "Excellent choices, Monsieur Targaryen. An incredibly refined palate for the young masters."
Maekar offered a tight, dismissive nod. "That will be all. Bring it promptly."
Henri bowed and turned to leave.
Maekar looked across the table at his sons, expecting the usual, silent nods of compliance.
But they weren't nodding.
Daeron was staring down at his lap, his shoulders slumped, all the rebellious joy of his flaming skull t-shirt instantly extinguished. Aerion was biting his lower lip, looking dejected and unexcited by the prospect of dry fish and steamed greens. Aemon was looking at his leather-bound menu, his brow furrowed in quiet disappointment.
The atmosphere around the table had morphed from chaotic amusement back into the miserable reality of the Targaryen estate.
Maekar paused. He looked at their faces.
A week ago, he wouldn't have noticed. He would have assumed they were simply being quiet and respectful. He would have believed he was providing them with elite, top-tier nutrition, building their physical endurance for the trials of corporate leadership.
But a week ago, he hadn't read a neon-pink post-it note. He hadn't read a furious email detailing exactly how miserable his children were under his care.
I don't care how rich you are, that is an awful, miserable dinner for kids... You feed them wet erasers. Kat’s words echoed in his mind, ringing with undeniable truth.
Maekar’s chest tightened. He had promised himself he would change. He had spent the morning laughing, and he had bought them video games. Yet, the moment they entered a familiar, high-pressure environment, he had instantly reverted to his dictatorial, controlling habits. He had ordered for them without asking. He was feeding them wet erasers.
"What is wrong?" Maekar asked suddenly, his voice cutting through the silence of the booth.
Daeron flinched slightly, quickly sitting up straight. "Nothing, Father. The salmon is... perfectly acceptable."
"I am fine, Dad," Aerion echoed, though he sounded unconvinced.
Maekar’s eyes narrowed. He looked at Aemon, the quietest of the three, the boy who rarely, if ever, voiced a complaint.
"Aemon," Maekar prompted, his tone losing its sharp edge, softening into a genuine, investigative curiosity. "Speak."
Aemon swallowed hard. He looked at his father, and then he looked down at the leather-bound menu he was still holding. His small hands tightened on the edges of the book.
"I..." Aemon hesitated, pushing his glasses up his nose, summoning every ounce of courage Kat had instilled in him earlier that afternoon. "I simply thought... given the deviation from our standard routine today... I wanted to try something different."
Maekar leaned forward slightly. "Different. Define different, Aemon."
Aemon opened the menu, pointing a trembling finger at a specific line of text. "The establishment offers a Wagyu beef burger, Father. Served with caramelized onions, aged cheddar, and truffle-infused Pommes Frites. I have read extensive culinary literature regarding the marbling of Wagyu beef, and its superiority in retaining moisture during the Maillard reaction. I... I wished to experience it."
Daeron and Aerion stared at their brother. Aemon had just used food science to request a cheeseburger at a Michelin-starred restaurant.
Maekar stared at his son. He looked at the hope shining behind the lenses of the boy's glasses.
He thought of the McDonald's selfie on his computer desktop. He thought of the greasy joy on their faces.
You are a fun-sponge who wouldn't know a good time if it hit him in the face with a brick. Kat’s voice, relentless and accurate, struck him again.
Maekar’s jaw set. He refused to be a fun-sponge. Not tonight. Not ever again.
Maekar abruptly raised his hand, snapping his fingers sharply into the air.
Henri, who was halfway across the dining room, immediately spun around and power-walked back to the booth, looking panicked.
"Monsieur? Is there a problem with the water?" Henri asked, his eyes darting around the table.
"There is a problem with the order, Henri," Maekar stated, his voice a low, commanding rumble. "Cancel the salmon. Cancel the quinoa. Cancel the dry, unseasoned carrots for the infant."
Henri blinked, entirely stunned. Maekar Targaryen had ordered the exact same meal for his sons every single time he visited L’Éclipse for the last four years. "Cancel the salmon, sir? But... what shall I replace it with?"
Maekar didn't answer the maître d'. He looked across the table at his sons, offering them a blank, permissive slate.
"Aemon wishes to evaluate the structural integrity of your Wagyu beef," Maekar announced, gesturing toward his son. "He will have the burger. With the truffle fries."
Aemon’s jaw dropped. "Truly, Father?"
"Truly," Maekar nodded. He looked at his eldest. "Daeron. What do you desire?"
Daeron, seizing the unprecedented opportunity with both hands, didn't hesitate. "I want the thirty-ounce Tomahawk steak, medium-rare. With the garlic butter mashed potatoes. And a side of the lobster mac and cheese."
Henri actually gasped. "Monsieur Daeron, that is a steak designed for two adults to share..."
"He is a growing boy, Henri. Bring him the Tomahawk," Maekar interrupted brutally, shutting the maître d' down. He looked at his youngest. "Aerion?"
"I want the Wagyu burger too!" Aerion cheered, bouncing in his seat. "But with extra bacon! And can I get a large chocolate milkshake?"
"We are a high-end dining establishment, young master," Henri stammered, sweating profusely. "We do not possess a soft-serve ice cream machine..."
"Then send a sous-chef to the kitchen, procure high-quality chocolate, cream, and ice, and blend it until it resembles a milkshake, Henri," Maekar ordered, his tone leaving absolutely zero room for negotiation. "And for Aegon. He will have a portion of the garlic butter mashed potatoes, and whatever soft, decadent bread rolls your pastry chef has produced today."
Henri stared at the billionaire, his mind entirely blown. The health-obsessed Targaryen table had just ordered a mountain of red meat, dairy, and refined carbohydrates. It was culinary anarchy.
"Yes, Monsieur Targaryen. Immediately," Henri bowed, practically fleeing the table to deliver the chaotic order to a very confused kitchen staff.
The moment Henri was gone, the tension at the table evaporated.
Daeron sat back against the velvet cushions, his eyes shining with triumph. Aemon closed his menu, looking incredibly proud of himself. Aerion was grinning so hard his cheeks hurt.
Baelor, who had been completely lost in his automotive grief for the last ten minutes, finally snapped out of his trance. He looked at his brother, his brow furrowing in confusion.
"Maekar," Baelor said slowly, looking at the boys and then back to the CEO. "That is... not like you. At all. You despise rich, heavy foods for the children. You claim it makes them sluggish."
Maekar picked up his crystal water glass, taking a slow sip. He didn't look ashamed, and he didn't look defensive. He looked at his sons, seeing the relaxed, happy set of their shoulders.
"I am attempting to keep my sons happy, Baelor," Maekar replied simply, setting the glass down. "I have recently been informed that my previous dietary protocols were... akin to feeding them wet office supplies. If the food is not facilitating joy, then the food must change."
Baelor stared at him. The politician, who was so used to managing optics and appearances, was witnessing a man dismantling his own rigid worldview simply because an art teacher had called him out on it.
"You are a changed man," Baelor muttered, shaking his head in awe. "I do not recognize you. First you buy a drum kit, now you are ordering Tomahawk steaks and milkshakes. What is next? Are you going to purchase a skateboard?"
Maekar scoffed. "Do not be absurd. I draw the line at vehicular recklessness."
Baelor let out a pained groan, burying his face in his hands. "Do not speak to me of vehicles. I cannot stop picturing that glorious, supercharged engine idling outside a primary school. It is a tragedy. A Shakespearean tragedy."
"You will survive, uncle," Daeron offered unhelpfully. "Kat says it's just a car."
Baelor shot his nephew a withering glare. "Never repeat those blasphemous words in my presence again, Daeron."
The table fell into a comfortable, easy rhythm. For the first time in memory, they were simply existing in a public space without the pressure to perform.
But as the minutes ticked by, Baelor began to shift uncomfortably in his seat. He kept glancing over his shoulder, his eyes scanning the dimly lit dining room.
"Maekar," Baelor whispered, leaning forward across the table, his political instincts flaring. "We are drawing an inordinate amount of attention."
Maekar didn't bother looking around. "We are Targaryens, Baelor. We always draw attention."
"No, this is different," Baelor insisted, his voice tight. "The patrons at the adjacent tables... they are not just looking. They are actively attempting to photograph us. I have seen the flash of a smartphone camera at least three times in the last five minutes."
Maekar’s jaw tightened. He despised the paparazzi. He despised the intrusion of the public into his private sphere. He usually employed a security detail to confiscate phones when he dined out, but tonight, he had given the detail the night off.
"Ignore them," Maekar commanded, keeping his focus entirely on the table. "They are bottom-feeders seeking a momentary thrill. If you engage, you validate their existence."
Maekar turned his attention to his sons, actively steering the conversation away from the flashing cameras.
"So," Maekar began, looking at Daeron, Aemon, and Aerion. "Tomorrow is Sunday. The estate is entirely free of staff. There are no tutors, no schedules, and no enforced academic blocks. What do you wish to do with your day?"
The three boys froze. They looked at each other, utterly bewildered.
"What do we... want to do?" Aerion asked, as if the concept were entirely alien.
"Yes," Maekar nodded patiently. "Do you wish to return to the equestrian center? Do you wish to visit a museum? The botanical gardens?"
Daeron frowned, leaning his elbows on the table. He thought about the exhausting day they had just survived. He thought about the adrenaline of the video games, the screaming of the baby, the fast-food run, and the mental energy required to process their father's dramatic personality shift.
"Honestly, Father?" Daeron said slowly. "I... I kind of just want to stay home."
"Yeah," Aerion agreed immediately, nodding his head. "I want to play the racing game again. And I want to try out the drums. Can we just... stay in the house?"
Aemon pushed his glasses up his nose. "I would find a quiet day of uninterrupted reading highly agreeable. Perhaps we could utilize the home theater and consume a cinematic presentation? A movie?"
Maekar stared at them. He was a man who scheduled his life in fifteen-minute increments. The idea of waking up on a Sunday morning with absolutely zero objectives, zero destinations, and zero productive outputs was fundamentally terrifying.
"You wish to stay inside the estate... and do nothing?" Maekar asked, his brow furrowing in deep confusion. "For the entirety of the day?"
"Sounds like a brilliant idea to me," Baelor chimed in, leaning back against the velvet cushions, looking thoroughly exhausted by his automotive grief. "A day of rest. A day of sloth. The boys are correct, Maekar. We should barricade the doors, ignore the outside world, and stare blankly at a television screen."
Maekar looked between his brother and his sons. They were presenting a unified front of laziness.
"It seems like an extraordinary waste of a Sunday," Maekar grumbled, his corporate brain screaming at the inefficiency. "There are skills to be honed. Culture to be absorbed."
"Dad," Aerion pleaded, his violet eyes wide. "Please? Kat says rest is a weapon. She says if you don't rest, your brain turns to mush."
Maekar sighed, unable to argue against the holy gospel of the art teacher. If Kat endorsed sloth, then sloth would be mandated.
"Very well," Maekar conceded, letting his shoulders drop. "We shall remain at the estate. We shall consume a cinematic presentation. We shall... do nothing."
Baelor laughed softly, a genuine sound of amusement. "Tell me, Maekar. When was the last time you woke up on a Sunday morning and actually did nothing? When was the last time you slept past six o'clock?"
Maekar opened his mouth to answer, fully intending to cite a recent holiday. But as he searched his memory, scrolling back through years of hostile takeovers, board meetings, and relentless, grinding ambition... he drew a complete blank.
He genuinely couldn't remember. It had been decades.
"I am unaware," Maekar admitted softly, a strange, hollow realization washing over him. He had conquered the world, but he had entirely forgotten how to live in it.
Before the existential crisis could deepen, the curtains parted, and Henri returned, leading a procession of waiters carrying gleaming silver trays.
The food had arrived, and it was glorious.
Daeron’s eyes practically bulged out of his head as a waiter placed a thirty-ounce, perfectly seared Tomahawk steak in front of him, the bone sticking out like a weapon, accompanied by a mountain of creamy, garlic-infused mashed potatoes.
Aemon and Aerion were served towering, gourmet Wagyu beef burgers, stacked high with aged cheddar and caramelized onions, alongside silver cones overflowing with truffle-dusted fries.
And for Aegon, a small, elegant ceramic bowl filled with rich, buttery mashed potatoes and soft, warm brioche rolls.
Maekar looked at his own plate—the lean, dry, unseasoned ribeye and steamed spinach he always ordered. It looked incredibly depressing compared to the culinary anarchy surrounding him.
He didn't complain. He picked up his knife and fork, slicing a small piece of the steak. But before he could eat, Aegon, sitting in the highchair next to him, let out a loud, demanding whine, reaching his hands toward the bowl of mashed potatoes.
"Patience, Aegon," Maekar rumbled, setting his own cutlery down.
He picked up the small silver spoon provided for the baby. He scooped up a generous dollop of the buttery mashed potatoes. He didn't try the 'aerodynamic transport vehicle' maneuver again. He simply brought the spoon to Aegon’s mouth.
Aegon happily accepted the food, chewing the rich, decadent potatoes with a look of bliss.
For the next twenty minutes, Maekar Targaryen, engaged in a highly complex, incredibly messy juggling act. He would take a bite of his own steak, chew quickly, and then immediately scoop up another spoonful of potatoes or tear off a piece of brioche bread to feed the demanding boy.
He wiped Aegon’s chin with a linen napkin. He caught a stray piece of bread before it hit the floor. He anticipated the baby's hunger, maintaining a steady, rhythmic flow of food that kept Aegon completely satisfied and silent.
He didn't look annoyed. He didn't look burdened. He looked focused, competent, and dedicated to the task of caring for his son.
Across the table, Baelor was enjoying his steak, dominating the conversation with his usual, polished political charm.
"Valarr has been making extraordinary progress with his fencing instructor," Baelor announced, taking a sip of his wine. He was slipping back into his comfortable, bragging persona. "The instructor believes he has the footwork of a champion. And Matarys recently scored in the ninety-ninth percentile on his Latin proficiency exams. Jena is convinced he is destined for Oxford."
Maekar rolled his eyes, shoving a piece of spinach into his mouth. It was the same hollow, performative bragging Jena engaged in.
Daeron, Aemon, and Aerion entirely tuned their uncle out. They were far more focused on demolishing their meals. Daeron was attacking the Tomahawk steak with a feral intensity that completely belied his upbringing.
But as the boys ate, they began to notice something strange.
The atmosphere in the restaurant had shifted. The quiet, hushed murmurs of the elite clientele had grown slightly louder, carrying a distinct, buzzing energy.
Aerion looked up from his burger, his eyes scanning the room beyond their frosted glass alcove.
He saw a woman at a nearby table holding her smartphone up, the camera lens pointed directly at their booth. He saw a man at the bar, discreetly angling his device to capture the scene. It wasn't just one or two flashes anymore. It was a concerted, coordinated effort by half the restaurant to document their table.
"Dad," Aerion whispered, his brow furrowing in confusion. "People are staring at us. Like... a lot."
Maekar didn't look up from Aegon. He was currently carefully breaking off a piece of soft bread for the baby. "I told you, Aerion. Ignore them. They are irrelevant."
Baelor, however, paused mid-sentence. His political radar, tuned to shifts in public perception, flared instantly. He set his wine glass down and reached into his tweed blazer, pulling out his phone.
He didn't check his email. He opened X, formerly Twitter, and navigated straight to the localized trending topics for the city.
Baelor stared at the screen. His jaw dropped.
"Maekar," Baelor whispered, his voice trembling with a mixture of shock and bewildered amusement.
Maekar wiped a smear of mashed potato off Aegon’s cheek with a napkin. "What is it, Baelor? Has the shadow cabinet collapsed?"
"No," Baelor replied, slowly turning his phone around and sliding it across the white tablecloth toward his brother. "You are trending."
Maekar frowned, his thick, silver eyebrows drawing together. He looked down at the glowing screen of Baelor’s phone.
It was a social media post from an anonymous user. The caption read: Spotted at L’Éclipse: The Ice Dragon himself, Maekar Targaryen. And he’s doing the feeding. My ovaries are literally exploding.
Attached to the post was a high-resolution, surprisingly well-composed photograph. It was a candid shot of Maekar, sitting in the booth. He was wearing the dark, fitted cashmere sweater, broad shoulders relaxed. His silver hair was perfectly styled. He was leaning toward the highchair, holding a small silver spoon, looking down at Aegon with an expression of soft, focused paternal care.
The post had over forty thousand likes. It was spreading like wildfire.
Maekar stared at the photograph bewildered. He scrolled down with his thumb, reading the replies.
User @SilverFoxFan99: The jawline. The shoulders. The way he’s wiping the baby’s chin. I am unwell. He can ruin my life.
User @CorporateDreams: Who knew the most ruthless CEO in Europe was actually the ultimate DILF? The sweater is doing things to me.
User @CityGirl88: Find a man who looks at you the way Maekar Targaryen looks at a mashed potato.
Maekar recoiled from the phone as if it had suddenly caught fire. He shoved the device back across the table toward his brother, an expression of disgust curling his lip.
"What is this nonsense?" Maekar demanded, his voice a low rumble of utter repulsion. "They are romanticizing me feeding my child. It is a basic biological imperative! It is not a spectator sport!"
Baelor threw his head back and laughed loudly, delighted by his brother's horror. "Maekar, you are a devastatingly handsome man who is usually seen scowling in boardrooms. To the general public, seeing you perform an act of tender, domestic care in a fitted sweater is the equivalent of discovering a unicorn. They find it attractive."
"It is repulsive," Maekar sneered, crossing his arms over his chest. "It is an invasion of privacy. They need to learn to mind their own business."
He turned back to the highchair, picking the spoon back up. He scooped up another dollop of potatoes and brought it toward Aegon’s mouth.
"You hear that, Aegon?" Maekar muttered to the baby, his tone perfectly serious. "The general populace is entirely unhinged. They lack focus. They need to mind their business."
Aegon happily accepted the potatoes, entirely unbothered by his newfound status as an internet sensation.
Baelor retrieved his phone, a wicked smirk playing on his lips. "It is rather ironic, Maekar, that you are demanding the public mind their own business, considering you actively demanded I help you establish a social media account not an hour ago for the explicit purpose of stalking a primary school teacher."
Maekar shot his brother a silencing glare. "That is entirely different. That is targeted intelligence gathering."
"Of course it is," Baelor chuckled, taking another sip of wine.
Daeron, who had been listening to the entire exchange while chewing on a piece of steak, suddenly swallowed hard. His eyes widened as a brilliant, highly opportunistic idea sparked in his twelve-year-old brain.
"Wait," Daeron said, wiping his mouth with a napkin. He looked at his father. "You’re getting a social media account, Dad?"
Maekar bristled. "I am acquiring access to the platform. I do not intend to utilize it for personal broadcasting. I will not be posting photographs of my meals or my... domestic activities."
Daeron leaned forward, his hands flat on the table. "But Dad, you should post! I have content!"
Maekar frowned. "Content?"
"Yes!" Daeron insisted eagerly, pulling his father's phone towards him from it's place on the table. He unlocked it and pulled up the photo gallery. "I took pictures and videos of you this morning! At the stables!"
Daeron slid the phone back across the table.
Maekar looked at the screen. It was the video Daeron had captured of Maekar riding the black stallion, with Aegon sitting safely in his arm, giggling uncontrollably as they trotted around the ring. It was a beautiful video.
"I took it so you could post it," Daeron explained, his voice bright with pride. "Everyone at school thinks you’re just this scary, corporate guy who locks us in the house. If you post this, they’ll see you’re actually brilliant. And... and I have the photo of you covered in porridge from this morning too!"
"You will absolutely not be broadcasting my humiliation to the internet, Daeron," Maekar growled, though the threat lacked any real heat.
Aerion immediately jumped into the negotiation, seeing an opportunity to assert control over his father's digital footprint.
"Dad, let us run it!" Aerion begged, bouncing in the booth. "You don't have to do anything! You don't have to understand hashtags or algorithms. Daeron and I can be your social media managers! We can post the horse video. And we can post the picture of Kat and Egg in the bunny suits!"
Maekar froze. The mention of the bunny suit picture was a tactical strike. He desperately wanted that picture saved, documented, and protected.
"We'll make you look so cool, Dad," Daeron promised, his violet eyes wide and pleading. "We’ll completely rebrand you. You won't be the 'Ice Dragon' anymore. Please? Let us run the account."
Maekar looked at his sons. He looked at the eager expressions on their faces. They wanted to participate in his life. They wanted to share him with the world.
He thought of the corporate communications department that currently managed his public image, posting dry financial reports. He thought of the suffocating, silent house he was trying to dismantle.
Maekar let out a incredibly defeated sigh. He was handing the keys to his global reputation over to a twelve-year-old and a ten-year-old. It was absolute madness.
"Fine," Maekar grumbled, rubbing his temples in surrender.
"Yes!" Daeron and Aerion cheered simultaneously, high-fiving each other across the table.
"However," Maekar stipulated, his voice dropping into a stern command, pointing a finger at his eldest sons. "I maintain final editorial approval. You will not post anything that compromises the security of this family. And you will absolutely not, under any circumstances, post the photograph of the porridge incident."
"Agreed!" Daeron grinned, already pulling Maekar's phone back to start drafting potential captions.
Maekar didn’t trust that look for a second.
Still, the rest of the meal passed without further incident, and before long they were bundled out of the restaurant—full, warm, and several questionable caption ideas richer.
The drive back to the Targaryen estate was a study in contented exhaustion. The tension that had suffocated the Range Rover on the journey to the restaurant had entirely dissipated, replaced by the warm, lethargic silence of three growing boys who had just consumed their body weight in premium beef and refined sugar.
Maekar drove with a relaxed, single-handed grip on the steering wheel. The digital clock on the dashboard glowed a soft blue, indicating it was well past ten o'clock at night. In the passenger seat, Daeron’s head was resting against the cool glass of the window, his eyes drooping shut. In the rear cabin, Aemon and Aerion were slumped against opposite doors, entirely dead to the world, while Aegon snored softly in his car seat, clutching a piece of a leftover brioche roll in his tiny fist.
As the iron gates of the estate parted and the car glided up the moonlit driveway, Maekar felt a unfamiliar sense of accomplishment. He had not closed a corporate merger. He had not decimated a rival hedge fund. He had simply managed to feed his children dinner without causing a psychological crisis.
He parked the Range Rover near the steps, cutting the engine. The sudden silence roused the older boys, who blinked sleepily in the dim cabin light. Baelor’s silver Jaguar pulled up seamlessly behind them a moment later.
"Right. We have arrived," Maekar rumbled quietly, unbuckling his seatbelt. "Exit the vehicle. Leave your remaining energy reserves for the stairs."
The boys practically poured out of the car, their limbs heavy with the kind of satisfying fatigue that only a massive influx of carbohydrates could provide. Maekar walked around to the back, unbuckling the sleeping Aegon and hoisting the boy onto his shoulder. The baby didn't even stir, his soft breaths puffing rhythmically against Maekar’s neck.
They walked up the steps and pushed into the grand foyer. The house was exactly as they had left it—silent, immaculate, and blissfully free of hovering, judgmental staff.
Maekar stopped at the base of the staircase, looking at his three eldest sons. They looked rumpled, full, and relaxed.
"To your quarters," Maekar instructed, his voice keeping to a low, soothing volume. "You may bypass your evening reading assignments. And tomorrow is Sunday. I do not expect to see any of you before nine o'clock. Sleep in."
Daeron, who was halfway up the first step, stopped and turned around. His eyes heavy with sleep, widened slightly in surprise. The strict Targaryen weekend schedule usually mandated an uncompromising seven-thirty wake-up call, followed immediately by physical conditioning or academic review.
"Sleep in?" Daeron repeated, as if testing the foreign syllables on his tongue. "Truly, Father?"
"Truly, Daeron," Maekar nodded, adjusting the heavy toddler on his shoulder. "Your brains require recuperation. Kat was quite explicit on the matter. Goodnight, boys."
Aerion beamed, a tired but brilliant smile. "Night, Dad. Night, Uncle Baelor."
"Goodnight, Aerion," Baelor replied softly from the doorway, shrugging off his overcoat. "Sleep well, gentlemen."
The three boys trudged up the staircase, their footsteps fading down the long corridors of the upper levels.
Maekar watched them go, a thoughtful expression settling over his features. He turned away from the stairs, carrying Aegon toward the informal living room at the end of the hall. The television was currently dark, the video game consoles powered down. The room was illuminated only by the soft, warm glow of a few table lamps and the dying embers in the fireplace.
Maekar walked over to the plush, U-shaped sectional sofa. He didn't sit rigidly on the edge as he usually did. He sank deeply into the corner cushions, stretching his long legs out and leaning his head back. He carefully shifted Aegon, arranging the sleeping baby so he lay flat across Maekar’s broad chest, his tiny ear resting directly over his father's heart.
Baelor entered the room a moment later, carrying two fresh glasses of scotch. He handed one silently to Maekar, who accepted it with a grateful nod, balancing it carefully on the armrest.
Baelor didn't sit immediately. He stood near the coffee table, looking down at his younger brother.
Maekar’s eyes were closed. His hand was resting protectively against Aegon’s back, his thumb tracing slow, rhythmic, soothing circles over the baby's back. A low, barely audible hum vibrated deep in Maekar’s chest—the faint, lingering melody of the Valyrian lullaby he had sung that morning.
He looked stripped of his corporate armor. The terrifying 'Ice Dragon' of the financial sector was gone, replaced by a gentle father holding his youngest son in the quiet dark of his home.
Baelor reached into his pocket, retrieving his smartphone. He didn't ask for permission. He simply raised the device, framing the shot perfectly in the dim, warm light, and tapped the capture button.
The faint, artificial click of the shutter caused Maekar’s eyes to flutter open. He frowned, looking at his brother.
"Are you documenting me for the archives, Baelor?" Maekar grumbled, though his voice lacked any real bite.
Baelor lowered the phone, a soft, fond smile touching his lips. He walked over and took a seat on the adjacent sofa cushion, setting his scotch down.
"You look relaxed, Maekar," Baelor observed quietly, his violet eyes studying his brother's face. "It is a profoundly weird thing to witness. I am unaccustomed to seeing your shoulders below your ears."
Maekar let out a long exhale, his chest rising and falling beneath the sleeping baby. He looked down at Aegon, brushing a stray silver curl away from the baby's closed eyes.
"I need to relax more," Maekar admitted, the confession slipping out into the quiet room like a stone dropping into a still pond. "I have spent the last decade convincing myself that the relentless pursuit of capital was the ultimate form of paternal protection. I believed that if I built the empire high enough, nothing could ever touch them."
He paused, his jaw tightening as the bitter reality of his own failings washed over him.
"But I was wrong," Maekar murmured, his voice thick with regret. "I am missing their lives, Baelor. I am absent from their day-to-day existence because I am sequestered in a glass tower. Daeron is twelve years old, and until yesterday, I did not know he possessed an interest in graphic design. Aerion was miserable enough to intentionally provoke an expulsion just to escape the pressure I placed upon him. And Aegon..."
Maekar swallowed hard, his hand tightening slightly against the baby's back. "...Aegon hardly knows me. When he cries, he does not reach for me. He reaches for a nanny, or he reaches for a woman he met a day ago. Because she actually gets on the floor and makes him laugh, while I simply observe him from a distance like an operational variable."
Baelor listened in silence. He knew how difficult it was for Maekar to admit fault. The man operated on a doctrine of infallibility. To hear him dismantle his own parenting strategy so completely was staggering.
"This week," Maekar continued, his eyes locking onto the dying embers in the fireplace, "was the catastrophic kick I needed. I want to be a better father than the one we had. Our father raised us to be ruthless executives, Baelor. He did not raise us to be happy. I will not repeat that cycle."
Baelor leaned forward, resting his forearms on his knees. He looked at his younger brother, seeing the raw, unguarded determination burning in his eyes.
"You are doing a good job, Maekar," Baelor said softly, his voice ringing with absolute sincerity. "What you did today... the concessions you made, the joy you allowed them to experience... it was remarkable. You are actively changing the paradigm."
Maekar shook his head slightly, rejecting the praise. "So far, I am doing 'okay'. I managed to feed them food and buy them video games. That is the easy part. The true test will be maintaining this environment when the corporate demands return on Monday morning. I want it to be better, Baelor. And I want it to stay better."
"You will get there," Baelor nodded encouragingly, picking up his scotch. "It is a process of recalibration. You have the intellect for it; you simply need to apply it to domestic empathy rather than market acquisition."
"Hopefully," Maekar sighed, picking his own glass up from the armrest and taking a slow sip.
Baelor sensed the melancholic introspection threatening to drag his brother back into a brooding spiral. The statesman decided a change of subject was desperately required to maintain the positive momentum of the evening.
Baelor shifted closer on the sofa, pulling his phone back out of his pocket.
"Let us review the digital carnage," Baelor announced, his tone brightening considerably. "Pass me your device, Maekar. Let us see exactly what Daeron decided to unleash upon your newly minted social media account."
Maekar grunted, shifting his weight carefully. He reached into his trouser pocket and extracted his phone, unlocking the screen before handing it across the cushions to his brother.
Baelor took the device, opening the social media application that Daeron had commandeered at the restaurant.
"Oh, the boy has been busy," Baelor chuckled, his thumb scrolling down the newly formatted profile page.
The previous, sterile corporate headshots had been entirely relegated to the bottom of the feed. The top of the grid was now a vibrant, chaotic explosion of Targaryen family life.
"He posted the video of the race," Baelor noted, tapping on the thumbnail. The screen flared to life, showing the high-definition footage Daeron had captured from the sidelines. It showed Maekar, completely unbothered, flying across the grassy track on the black stallion, while Baelor struggled to keep pace on his grey gelding.
"He captioned it: 'The Ice Dragon leaving the competition in the dust.'" Baelor read aloud, his brow furrowing in mild offense. "I was not in the dust, Maekar. I was merely pacing myself."
"You were eating my dirt, Baelor," Maekar corrected smoothly, a hint of his usual arrogance returning. "Continue your review."
Baelor swiped to the next post. It was a carousel of images and videos from the riding ring. The first video showed Maekar riding the black stallion at a gentle trot, holding a giggling, helmet-wearing Aegon securely in the crook of his arm, while Aerion and Aemon rode proudly alongside them.
It was a beautiful, wholesome piece of content. The comments beneath it were already flooding in, entirely losing their minds over the sudden, unprecedented display of billionaire domesticity.
But it was the third post that made Baelor pause.
He swiped to the next image in the grid. It wasn't a photo Daeron had taken at the stables. It was a high-resolution, perfectly composed photograph taken from a slightly different angle.
It was the picture Aerion had taken in the art classroom on Friday morning.
Baelor stared at the screen. The image showed a young woman sitting cross-legged on a mat, surrounded by a barricade of wooden school desks. She was wearing a bizarre, pastel patchwork fleece onesie with floppy bunny ears. She was leaning her head forward, puffing her cheeks out in an exaggerated, ridiculous expression.
And sitting securely in her lap, wearing a miniature, identical matching bunny onesie, was Aegon. The toddler was looking up at her, caught in the explosive zenith of a joyous belly laugh.
It was an incredible photograph. The lighting, the vibrant colors, and the sheer happiness radiating from both subjects was mesmerizing.
"Who took this?" Baelor asked, his voice dropping into a quiet, fascinated murmur. "This photograph of Aegon and... whom I can only assume is the infamous art teacher?"
"Aerion took it," Maekar replied, not needing to look at the screen to know exactly which photo his brother was referencing. The image was burned into his retinas. "He captured it on Friday morning, shortly after I deployed Aegon to her classroom. He sent it to me to alleviate my... logistical anxieties."
"It is a remarkably sweet photograph," Baelor admitted, zooming in slightly on the woman's face. He noted the fiery red hair, the sharp eyeliner, and the startling, mismatched eyes. She was objectively stunning, even while making a ridiculous face.
But Baelor’s political instincts, honed by years of managing public scandals and managing optics, immediately flared a warning signal.
He lowered the phone, looking at Maekar with a serious practical expression.
"Maekar," Baelor began carefully. "The image is lovely. But... is Miss Hart comfortable with this level of public exposure? Daeron has posted this to your verified, public account. You have millions of followers, primarily comprised of financial journalists, corporate rivals, and obsessive socialites. If they see a photograph of a beautiful, unknown woman holding your infant son, dressed in matching attire... people are going to make assumptions."
Maekar’s eyes narrowed slightly. He looked at the glowing screen in Baelor's hand.
People would assume she was his partner. They would assume she was the new matriarch of the Targaryen household. They would assume she belonged to him.
A incredibly dark, deeply possessive smirk curled the corners of Maekar’s lips. The thought did not repulse him; it sent a thrilling jolt of satisfaction straight to his core.
"I am entirely unconcerned with the assumptions of the general public," Maekar stated, his voice a low, gravelly purr.
"You might be unconcerned," Baelor pointed out reasonably, "but she might not be. She values her independence. She values her privacy. Having her face plastered across the social media feed of the city's most notorious billionaire might incite a panic."
Maekar’s smirk faded slightly, replaced by a calculating frown. Baelor was right. Kat was a fiercely protective, private creature when it came to her personal life. She had practically bitten his head off over the phone just for asking about the ghost artist. If she felt he had violated her privacy by broadcasting her image to the world without her consent, she might actively, permanently retreat behind her digital firewall.
"I do not know her stance on public broadcasting," Maekar admitted slowly. "I will inquire."
"I suggest you inquire sooner rather than later," Baelor advised, handing the phone back across the cushions. "Before the tabloid journalists attempt to identify her through facial recognition software."
Maekar took the phone, slipping it into his pocket. "I will message her once I have deposited Aegon in his crib. He is asleep."
"Excellent," Baelor nodded. He picked up his own phone, tapping the screen rapidly. "In the meantime, I have a strategic contribution to make to your newly established digital portfolio."
A second later, Maekar’s phone buzzed in his pocket.
He pulled it out, opening his messages. Baelor had sent him an image file.
Maekar opened it. It was the photograph Baelor had covertly snapped just minutes ago.
It showed Maekar slouched back into the corner of the plush sectional sofa, looking exhausted, vulnerable, and entirely at peace. His eyes were closed, his silver hair slightly rumpled, his massive hand resting protectively over the tiny, sleeping form of Aegon sprawled across his chest. The warm, amber light of the fireplace cast long, soft shadows across his face, entirely softening the harsh, intimidating angles of his jawline.
Maekar stared at the photograph. He looked... human. He looked like a father.
"Post this," Baelor instructed, leaning over to tap the screen of Maekar’s phone.
Maekar frowned, his instinctive privacy protocols engaging. "Absolutely not. It is entirely too intimate. It compromises my authoritative posture. The photograph Daeron captured at the restaurant was bad enough; this is a blatant display of vulnerability."
"Trust me, Maekar," Baelor insisted, his tone shifting into the smooth, confident cadence of a master political strategist. "If you wish to ascertain whether or not the art teacher possesses a genuine, reciprocal interest in you beyond simply terrorizing your domestic protocols... this photograph is your ultimate weapon."
Maekar raised an eyebrow. "Explain your logic."
"The woman deals with children all day. She values empathy. She values warmth," Baelor reasoned, gesturing to the image. "You have presented yourself to her as a cold, calculating, emotionally stunted dictionary. Show her this. Show her the man who falls asleep with his son on his chest. If she is interested, this image will obliterate her defenses entirely."
Maekar stared at the photograph. He thought of Kat’s email, demanding he put the finger-painting on the fridge. He thought of her demanding he prove he was more than just a corporate monolith.
He nodded slowly. "Very well. I will upload the asset."
Maekar navigated to the posting interface, preparing to simply upload the image with a blank caption.
Baelor let out a loud, exasperated sigh, snatching the phone directly out of Maekar’s hands.
"You are entirely hopeless," Baelor muttered, his thumbs flying across the digital keyboard with blinding speed. "You cannot post a photograph of this magnitude without context. You need a caption. You need hashtags to drive engagement. I am handling the copy."
Maekar scowled, watching his older brother expertly manipulate the application. "Do not compose anything overly sentimental, Baelor. I will not tolerate public poetry."
"It will be tastefully restrained," Baelor promised, finalizing the text. He hit the publish button, locking the screen and tossing the phone back onto Maekar’s lap. "Done. Now, while we wait for the internet to collectively swoon, I must finalize an administrative task on your behalf."
Baelor pulled his own phone back up, quickly drafting a secure message. "I am contacting the head of your corporate communications department. I am instructing them to verify your personal device and authenticate this specific account as your primary, official social media channel. By tomorrow morning, the blue verification checkmark will be affixed to your profile. That way, the public will know it is genuinely you, and not a highly sophisticated parody account."
Maekar rolled his eyes, resting his head back against the cushions. "I genuinely do not care about a blue checkmark, Baelor. The public’s perception of my authenticity is entirely irrelevant to me."
He paused, his violet eyes narrowing slightly as another, significantly more pressing digital objective surfaced in his mind.
"However," Maekar continued, sitting up slightly, "since you are currently operating as my chief technological liaison... assist me in locating Kat."
Baelor paused his typing, looking up. "Locating her? You mean physically?"
"Digitally," Maekar corrected, unlocking his phone and opening the search function on the social media application. "If she is as deeply embedded in the urban art scene as she claims, it is highly probable she maintains a digital portfolio of her murals. I wish to view her work."
"A reasonable deduction," Baelor agreed, leaning closer to look at Maekar’s screen. "Input her name."
Maekar tapped the keys. Katherine Hart.
The search engine populated with thousands of results. He filtered by accounts.
He scrolled through the list. There were dozens of Katherine Harts. A real estate agent in Chicago. A bakery owner in Wales. A teenager who posted exclusively about pop music. But there was no sign of a fiery-haired art teacher.
"Nothing," Maekar frowned, his thumb swiping aggressively. "Perhaps she utilizes a pseudonym. Input 'Kat Hart'."
Baelor nodded. Maekar adjusted the query.
Again, the results were entirely unhelpful. There were a few private accounts with locked profiles, featuring blurry profile pictures that didn't match her distinct aesthetic, but no public portfolios showcasing vibrant street art.
"Try adding keywords," Baelor suggested, deeply invested in the hunt. "Add 'King’s Row Academy'. Or 'Art Teacher'."
Maekar typed in the modifiers. The algorithm churned for a moment before producing a stark, singular message: No Results Found.
"She is a ghost," Maekar muttered, a deep, frustrated rumble vibrating in his chest. "She claims the artist who painted the crown is a phantom, yet she maintains an equally impenetrable digital firewall."
Baelor took the phone from Maekar’s hands, his own thumbs flying across the screen. "Let me attempt a broader search algorithm. Sometimes the backend tags catch related data points if the name is too common."
Baelor cleared the search bar, typing in Katherine Hart Art City District.
The application processed the request. It bypassed the direct name matches, pulling up accounts that shared associated keywords or regional tags.
A single, prominent, highly verified account popped up at the very top of the search results list.
Baelor stared at the screen, his brow furrowing in deep confusion.
The profile picture was a sleek, professionally designed corporate crest—a stylized, golden wyvern wrapped around a towering skyscraper. The account name read in bold, verified letters: Lindsay Barlaeris - Barlaeris Holdings Global.
Baelor blinked, entirely baffled. "Why in the seven hells did the algorithm throw up the Barlaeris heir?"
Maekar leaned over to look at the screen. The moment his eyes registered the golden wyvern crest and the name Barlaeris, his entire body went rigidly tense.
The air in the living room plummeted to zero. The relaxed, sleepy father vanished instantly, replaced by pure corporate hatred.
"Block it," Maekar commanded, his voice dropping into a venomous, vibrating hiss that made the sleeping Aegon stir slightly on his chest.
Baelor looked at his brother, startled by the explosive violence of the reaction. "Maekar, it is just an algorithmic anomaly. It likely caught a regional tag—"
"I said block the account, Baelor!" Maekar snapped, his eyes flashing with a dark, murderous intensity. "I will not have that name, that crest, or anything associated with that wretched, parasitic bloodline contaminating my digital feeds. Eradicate it from the device."
Baelor quickly tapped the profile options, hitting the block button and confirming the action, erasing the Barlaeris heir from Maekar’s search history.
Baelor handed the phone back, shaking his head with a cynical, exhausted chuckle. "You harbor a truly impressive grudge, Maekar. You hold onto this feud as if Heltar Barlaeris personally insulted your mother."
"Heltar Barlaeris is a scavenger," Maekar spat, his jaw clenched so tightly it ached. "He is a ruthless, unethical vulture who builds his empire by cannibalizing failing industries and exploiting the vulnerable. He lacks honor, he lacks vision, and he lacks basic human decency. I despise the man, and I despise the legacy he represents."
Baelor snorted softly, leaning back against the sofa cushions. "Yes, well. I am sure your unyielding hatred has absolutely nothing to do with the fact that Barlaeris Holdings posted a quarterly net profit that marginally exceeded Targaryen Enterprises last fiscal year."
Maekar shot his brother a glare that could have frozen a volcano.
"It is not about the capital, Baelor," Maekar growled, insulted by the implication. "It is about the methodology. We acquire assets to optimize them. He acquires assets to liquidate them. He is a butcher."
"Whatever helps you sleep at night, little brother," Baelor rolled his eyes, waving a dismissive hand. "The account is blocked. Your digital perimeter is secure from the wyverns. Now, return your focus to the actual objective. You need to contact the elusive art teacher."
Maekar took a steadying breath, forcefully pushing the toxic rage of the Barlaeris feud back into the dark recesses of his mind. He refused to let the memory of that miserable old man ruin the peaceful atmosphere he had cultivated with his sons.
He looked down at his phone. The search for Kat’s public profile had failed, but he still possessed her direct communication line.
Maekar opened his email client. He drafted a new message, his thumbs moving with practiced, decisive precision.
To: K. Hart - Arts & Humanities Dept.
Subject: Digital Broadcasting and Editorial Consent
Miss Hart,
It has come to my attention that my eldest sons, operating under the delusion that they are qualified public relations managers, have commandeered a social media account in my name.
Daeron has seen fit to upload the photograph Aerion captured on Friday morning—the image of you and Aegon occupying the desk barricade in your classroom.
I am acutely aware of your preference for privacy. I am providing you with the direct link to the profile. If you find the public broadcasting of this image unacceptable, inform me immediately, and I will mandate its removal.
He pasted the URL link to his new Instagram profile at the bottom of the text.
He didn't add a flirtatious sign-off. He kept it entirely professional, genuinely concerned that he had overstepped her boundaries.
He hit send.
"The inquiry has been dispatched," Maekar announced, locking his phone and setting it on his thigh.
Baelor checked his watch. "I give her five minutes. A woman with that much chaotic energy cannot possibly ignore a direct digital confrontation."
Baelor was wrong. It didn't take five minutes.
It took exactly two minutes and forty-five seconds for Maekar’s phone to vibrate against his leg.
Maekar snatched the device up, unlocking the screen.
1 New Email from: K. Hart - Arts & Humanities Dept.
Maekar opened the message, bracing himself for a blistering, northern tirade demanding he pull the photograph down or face a lawsuit.
Instead, he was met with a response that made a slow triumphant smile break across his face.
To: Maekar Targaryen
Subject: Re: Digital Broadcasting and Editorial Consent
Well, well, well.
Did the terrifying, iron-fisted CEO finally give into peer pressure? Did a twelve-year-old successfully bully you into joining the twenty-first century? I am absolutely howling. This is the greatest victory the Targaryen boys have ever achieved.
As for the photo—you can keep it up. Aegon looks entirely too adorable to hide from the world, and frankly, my pastel aesthetic is flawless. Let the corporate snobs marvel at my bunny ears.
I looked at the rest of the profile. The video of the horse race is arrogant, but the photo of you and Egg on the sofa... that one is actually quite sweet.
It’s nice to see that you are trying, Maekar. It’s nice to see you adding a little bit of color to their lives.
Maekar read the final paragraph, his chest swelling with a surge of pride. It's nice to see that you are trying. She had seen the photograph Baelor had forced him to post. She had seen the vulnerability, and she hadn't mocked him for it. She had validated it.
He continued reading, his eyes dropping to the final, post-script addendum at the very bottom of the email.
P.S. — You are a billionaire with a smartphone. You do not have to compose formal, subject-headed emails to communicate with me every time you have a question. You have my phone number. Learn how to text, Dictionary Boy. It’s significantly faster.
Maekar stared at the final sentence.
You have my number. Learn how to text.
It was a blatant invitation. She was pulling him out of the formal, protected sphere of their email correspondence and inviting him into the immediate, intimate realm of direct messaging. She was tearing down the digital firewall between them.
Maekar let out a victorious chuckle, a sound of triumph that vibrated deep in his chest. He locked the phone, looking up at his brother with a beaming smile.
Baelor, watching the entire reaction from the opposite sofa, took a slow, incredibly smug sip of his scotch.
"I told you the photograph would work, little brother," Baelor noted, his voice dripping with political satisfaction. "The vulnerability offensive is flawless."
"She has authorized the retention of the image," Maekar confirmed, adjusting his grip on the sleeping toddler. "And she has requested a transition to direct cellular messaging."
"A tactical victory," Baelor nodded, raising his glass in a mock toast. "You are officially courting the Queen of the Gremlins. May the gods have mercy on your soul."
Maekar ignored the teasing, his focus consumed by the quiet, peaceful weight of his youngest son resting against his heart. The evening had been stressful and utterly ridiculous, but as he sat in the warm glow of the fireplace, holding his baby and clutching a phone filled with insulting, affectionate messages from the woman he was rapidly falling for, he felt whole.
"Right," Maekar whispered, moving slowly and carefully to stand up from the deep cushions. He supported Aegon’s head with one large hand, ensuring the baby didn't wake. "I am going to deposit the boy in his crib. His REM cycle is firmly established."
"Take your time," Baelor offered, standing up to stretch his legs. "When you return, do you wish to engage in another activity? We could consume the cinematic presentation you promised the boys, or..."
Baelor paused, a competitive glint returning to his eyes. "...we could return to the digital kitchen. I believe I have perfected the lateral transfer of the tomatoes. I require vindication against the onion soup."
Maekar paused in the doorway, balancing the sleeping baby against his shoulder. He looked at his brother. He looked at the video game consoles sitting beneath the television.
"The culinary simulator," Maekar agreed, a dark, answering smirk pulling at his lips. "I accept the challenge. Set up the interface. I will return in five minutes."
Maekar carried Aegon up the grand staircase and down the long, silent hallway to the nursery.
He didn't turn on the overhead lights. He navigated the room by the soft, ambient glow of the streetlamps filtering through the slate curtains.
He walked over to the mahogany crib and gently, expertly lowered the sleeping boy onto the mattress. Aegon immediately rolled onto his side, curling into a tiny, peaceful ball, his thumb finding its way back into his mouth.
Maekar pulled the soft, sunshine-yellow fleece blanket up over the boy's shoulders, tucking it securely around him.
He didn't immediately leave the room.
Maekar stood over the crib for a long, quiet minute. He watched the steady rise and fall of Aegon’s small chest. He thought of the ear-piercing meltdown in the kitchen that morning, and he thought of the explosive, joyous laughter in the bathtub. It had been a day of extremes, a day of failures and unexpected victories.
Maekar leaned down, resting his large hands gently on the top rail of the crib. He lowered his head, pressing a soft, lingering kiss to the top of Aegon’s silver head.
"I love you, little dragon," Maekar whispered into the quiet room, his voice thick with a raw devotion he was finally allowing himself to feel.
He stood up, grabbing the portable baby monitor unit from the dresser, and quietly pulled the nursery door shut behind him.
He walked back downstairs, feeling a lightness in his step that hadn't been there in a decade.
He entered the informal living room.
Baelor had indeed set up the interface. The television screen was glowing with the chaotic, brightly colored menu of the cooperative cooking game. Two wireless controllers were resting on the coffee table.
But Baelor had also made a few tactical additions to the operational environment.
Sitting on the coffee table, right next to the controllers, was the antique crystal decanter of fifty-year-old scotch, completely full. And next to the decanter were two large crystal tumblers.
Maekar stopped, raising a highly suspicious eyebrow at his older brother.
"Explain the presence of the decanter, Baelor," Maekar commanded, crossing his arms over his chest. "We have already consumed a glass. I do not intend to engage in a digital simulation while intoxicated."
Baelor grinned, a wide boyish smile that stripped away all of his polished political veneer.
"It is a Saturday night, Maekar. The staff is dismissed. The children are asleep. You are officially off the clock," Baelor announced, gesturing broadly to the setup. "We are going to play the simulation. However, we are raising the stakes to ensure maximum operational focus."
"Raising the stakes?" Maekar repeated warily.
"Indeed," Baelor nodded, picking up a controller and tossing the other one to his brother. "The rules of engagement are simple. Every time we fail to deliver an order on time... we take a drink."
Maekar caught the controller effortlessly, his violet eyes narrowing as he processed the catastrophic implications of the proposed rule set.
"Baelor," Maekar stated flatly, staring at the cartoon kitchen on the screen. "The architecture of that kitchen literally splits in half every sixty seconds. We failed level four six times in a row this afternoon. If we implement a punitive drinking protocol based on order fulfillment, we will be incapacitated within twenty minutes."
"Then we had better not fail, little brother," Baelor challenged, dropping onto the sofa cushions and pouring a generous measure of scotch into both tumblers. "Consider it a high-pressure stress test of our communication skills. Are you afraid of a digitized onion?"
Maekar looked at the amber liquid splashing into the crystal glass. He looked at his older brother, who was grinning like a madman, entirely ready to sacrifice his liver for the sake of a video game victory.
Maekar let out a loud suffering groan, letting his head drop back against his shoulders.
"We are going to be unimaginably hungover tomorrow," Maekar muttered, walking forward and accepting the glass of scotch.
"It builds resilience," Baelor smirked, echoing Maekar’s own words from the department store. He clinked his glass against his brother's. "To victory, or to intoxicated ruin."
Maekar took a sip of the scotch, feeling the smooth burn slide down his throat, before dropping onto the sofa next to his brother and gripping the wireless controller tightly in his hands.
"I require processed tomatoes, Baelor," Maekar commanded, his eyes locking onto the screen as the simulation commenced. "Do not throw them at my head."
"I make no promises!" Baelor yelled, mashing the buttons as the digital kitchen immediately burst into flames.
The Targaryen brothers spent the rest of the night exactly as they had spent their childhood—shouting, fighting and entirely failing to conquer the chaos, completely unaware of the colorful collision course their lives were locked onto.
Notes:
If you’re rooting for Baelor to finally use that "key in the lock," please leave a kudos and/or a comment!
Chapter 22: Chapter Twenty-Two: The Hatter and Bloodlines
Summary:
In which the Queen sheds her skin, the Heir defends a "Monolith," and accepts a contract for Domestic Anarchy.
Song recommendation for this chapter -
Boss Bitch – Doja Cat
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
The morning sun filtered through the steel-framed industrial windows of the loft, casting long, geometric shadows across the rug-covered floor. It was past ten o'clock on Sunday morning, a time when most of the city was either quietly sipping tea or sleeping off the excesses of the previous night.
Kat Hart was doing neither.
She stood in the center of her living room, a steaming mug of black tea in her hand, staring down at the sofa.
Sprawled face-down across the cushions, tangled in a knitted throw blanket and snoring softly, was Markl. One of his arms was hanging off the edge, his knuckles grazing the floorboards.
Kat didn't offer a gentle, waking nudge. She simply raised her foot, clad in a thick wool sock, and shoved him squarely in the center of his back.
"Get up, you lightweight," Kat ordered, taking a sip of her tea. "It's breakfast time, and I am craving high-end carbohydrates. We are going to Le Jardin."
Markl groaned, a guttural sound of profound misery, burying his face deeper into the cushions. He blindly swatted a hand through the air, attempting to shoo her away.
"Go away," Markl mumbled, his voice muffled by the sofa. "The sun is too loud. And Le Jardin requires a reservation six months in advance. We are eating toast."
"I don't need a reservation, Markl. Get up," Kat insisted, giving him another, slightly firmer shove with her foot.
Markl finally peeled one eye open, peering up at her through a mess of tangled, dark curls. His brain slowly processed her words, filtering them through the lingering haze of the cheap wine they had consumed during their horror movie marathon the night before.
I don't need a reservation.
Markl groaned even louder, rolling onto his back and throwing an arm over his eyes.
"Oh, gods," Markl lamented, his voice dripping with dramatic dread. "You're going out as the heir today, aren't you?"
"I have to," Kat sighed, stepping over him and walking toward the small, galley kitchen to top off her mug. "My official social media account has been completely dark for three months. If I don't make a verified, visible public appearance soon, the Barlaeris board of directors will likely petition the courts to have me declared legally dead so my father can reallocate my trust fund. I have an image to maintain, much to my absolute, unmitigated hatred."
Markl sat up slowly, rubbing his temples. He looked around the messy, paint-splattered loft, and then looked at his best friend. "I hate you when you do the rich girl thing. You get this incredibly terrifying, icy look in your eye, and you start using words like 'synergy' and 'asset liquidation'. It's chilling."
"At least I'm not working today," Kat pointed out, leaning against the counter.
Markl shot to his feet, a sudden, panicked look crossing his face. "Wait. We aren't going to a meeting, are we? Tell me Heltar isn't going to be there. Because if your father is going to be at this brunch, I am jumping out the window right now."
"Calm down, drama queen," Kat rolled her eyes, offering him a reassuring wave. "We are not going to a meeting. My father is currently thousands of miles away, likely terrorizing a sovereign nation. It's just brunch. Pancakes, bacon, and overpriced coffee. But I need an escort so I don't look like a complete sociopath sitting alone in a booth."
Markl glared at her, dragging a hand through his hair. "I hate you."
"Love you too," Kat beamed brightly. "Now go brush your teeth and put some trousers on. Let's get dressed."
Kat left him grumbling in the living room and walked back to her bedroom.
The transformation from Kat Hart, the chaotic, paint-splattered Queen of the Gremlins, to Lindsay Barlaeris, the elusive wealthy heir to a global empire, was not something she enjoyed. It was a psychological and physical shedding of skin.
She walked over to the vintage wooden wardrobe dominating the far wall of her bedroom. She pushed past the racks of oversized band t-shirts, the colorful dungarees, and the comfortable fleece onesies. She reached the very back, where a row of black garment bags hung in the darkness.
She unzipped the first bag.
Inside hung a masterclass in high-end corporate tailoring. It was the power suit she used to wear during the brief, miserable period she had attempted to work part-time at Barlaeris Holdings, desperately trying to appease her father before their final, explosive falling out.
Kat pulled the suit off the rack. It was pitch black, tailored flawlessly to her measurements.
Twenty minutes later, she stood in front of her full-length mirror.
The bright, fiery red lace-front wig was gone, tossed haphazardly onto her unmade bed. Her natural hair—a cascading, shimmering waterfall of pure Valyrian silver-white—spilled over her shoulders and down her back, a glaring, undeniable genetic marker of her bloodline.
She was wearing the black power suit. The blazer was sharply tailored, with severe shoulders and a plunging, deep-V neckline that left absolutely nothing to the imagination, worn entirely without a blouse underneath. It was a calculated, unapologetic display of confidence designed to make old, conservative board members actively sweat. A delicate, glittering silver brooch shaped like an abstract scythe was pinned to the lapel.
She had applied her makeup differently today. The smudged eyeliner was gone, replaced by a subtle, flawless application that perfectly highlighted the striking contrast of her mismatched eyes.
To complete the look, she clasped a solid gold choker tightly around her neck, and pushed a pair of large, black plug earrings into her stretched lobes, a small, stubborn remnant of her punk-rock rebellion that she refused to remove.
She looked breathtaking. She looked lethal.
She stepped out of the bedroom and walked back into the main living area.
Markl had emerged from the bathroom. He was wearing a crisp white button-down shirt he had left at her flat weeks ago, unbuttoned slightly at the collar, paired with his signature, worn-in brown leather jacket. Clutched in his hand, naturally, was his battered leather top hat featuring the faded '10/6' card tucked into the band.
He looked up as Kat walked into the room.
Markl stopped dead, letting out a low, impressed whistle. He looked her slowly up and down, taking in the plunging neckline, the cascading silver hair, and the sharp, icy confidence radiating from her posture.
"Nice tits," Markl stated bluntly, offering a nod of genuine, platonic appreciation.
Kat didn't blush. She simply reached up, adjusting the lapels of the blazer and slightly plumping her chest with a wicked, unapologetic smirk.
"Thanks," Kat replied smoothly. "They do a lot of the heavy lifting when I have to distract venture capitalists from asking me about my portfolio. Come on. Let's go brunch. We have a public to deceive."
They grabbed their coats and headed downstairs to the parking lot.
The drive to Le Jardin was a significantly different experience than the drive to McDonald's the night before.
Kat didn't play loud 80s rock. She drove the vintage Bentley through the affluent streets of the city with a detached, effortless grace. The vehicle roared like a predatory beast, drawing the envious, awe-struck stares of everyone on the pavement.
They pulled up to the front entrance of the restaurant, a glass-enclosed conservatory dripping in crystal chandeliers and exotic greenery.
The valet, a young man in a pristine uniform, rushed forward. He took one look at the priceless Le Mans heritage vehicle, and then looked at the glamorous, silver-haired woman stepping out of the driver's side. His hands actually shook as he took the keys.
"Keep it in the front bay," Kat instructed, her voice dropping into the cool, clipped commanding tone of Lindsay Barlaeris. She didn't look at the valet; she simply handed him a fifty-pound note. "If there is a single scratch on the paintwork when I return, I will buy the company that employs you and systematically dismantle your pension."
"Y-yes, Miss Barlaeris," the valet stammered, practically bowing as he backed away.
Markl placed a hand on the small of her back, guiding her through the heavy glass doors. "You are terrifying when you do that."
"It gets results," Kat murmured, pasting a polite, freezing smile onto her face.
The maître d' did not ask if they had a reservation. He took one look at Kat, recognized the heir to a global fortune, and immediately escorted them to one of the best tables in the house—a booth situated perfectly in the center of the conservatory, flooded with natural sunlight.
They ordered immediately. The service was instantaneous.
Within fifteen minutes, the table was covered in a decadent spread. A plate of fluffy buttermilk pancakes, meticulously arranged with fresh strawberries and blueberries. A side of thick, crispy bacon. A plate of roasted asparagus and eggs. Tall glasses of freshly squeezed orange juice, and steaming cups of artisanal black coffee.
Kat picked up her white coffee cup, taking a slow sip.
Almost immediately, the social vultures began to circle.
Throughout the first hour of their brunch, no fewer than four different groups of incredibly wealthy, impossibly polished socialites and corporate heirs 'coincidentally' passed by their table.
"Lindsay! Darling! We thought you had moved to the continent!" a woman dripping in Chanel cooed, stopping by the booth. "We haven't seen you at the club in months!"
"I have been entirely consumed by private acquisitions, Margaret," Kat lied smoothly, not bothering to stand, simply offering a tight, devastatingly polite smile. "The demands of the portfolio are relentless."
"Of course, of course," the woman nodded rapidly, her eyes darting to Markl, clearly trying to assess his net worth based on his leather jacket and top hat. "Well, do send our best to your father. He must be so proud of the new Asian shipping routes."
"I shall pass on your regards," Kat promised, her tone making it blindingly clear the conversation was over.
The woman scurried away.
Kat let out a heavy exhale, her shoulders dropping slightly as the 'heir' mask cracked just a fraction. She picked up her fork, violently stabbing a strawberry on her pancakes.
"I loathe these people," Kat grumbled, her northern accent slipping back into her voice. "They are entirely hollow. They care about nothing but stock yields and who is driving what car."
She paused, a sudden, irritated scowl crossing her face as the mention of cars triggered a highly triggering memory from the previous night.
"Speaking of cars," Kat hissed, pointing her syrup-covered fork at Markl. "Do you have any idea what Baelor Targaryen tried to do last night on the phone? The absolute cheek of the man. He tried to buy my Bentley. He yelled at me for letting the boys eat chips in the back seat! He told me I was actively destroying its provenance!"
Markl rolled his eyes, cutting off a piece of bacon. He had listened to this exact rant for two hours last night while they were eating takeaway.
"Kat, I am begging you," Markl sighed, chewing slowly. "I ain't doing this again today. I was fed up with your Baelor rant at midnight, and I am certainly not entertaining it over three-hundred-pound pancakes. You need to let it go. The man is a classic car obsessive. He saw a Blower Bentley in the wild; it was a miracle he didn't have a stroke."
"He acted like I was taking a sledgehammer to the Mona Lisa!" Kat argued indignantly, though she lowered her fork. "He told me he was going to come and supervise me!"
"Let it go, K," Markl warned, using her formal name to snap her out of it. He took a sip of his coffee. "I have significantly more pressing matters to discuss. Specifically, my evening plans."
Kat’s irritation vanished instantly, replaced by eager, gossipy curiosity. "Oh? Tell me about the guy. You're going on a date with him tonight, right?"
Markl smiled, a genuine, slightly nervous expression. "Yes. We’re going to that new tapas place. He’s... he’s really nice, Kat. He’s an architect. He actually asked me about my pottery, and he didn't just glaze over when I started talking about kiln temperatures."
"An architect who listens," Kat teased, taking a bite of her pancakes. "Careful, Markl. You might accidentally fall in love with a functional adult."
"I can only hope," Markl chuckled.
Before he could elaborate on the architect’s jawline, Kat’s phone, resting face-up on the white tablecloth, suddenly vibrated violently, shattering the quiet ambiance of their table.
Kat looked down at the screen. The caller ID displayed a live video-call request.
DORK
Kat’s face instantly softened into an expression of affection. She reached out, swiping the accept button and propping the phone up against a crystal water glass so both she and Markl were in the frame.
The screen flickered to life, revealing a rugged man.
Duncan—Dunk—was an absolute behemoth. He had thick, messy brown hair, a strong, square jaw, and eyes that radiated a kind, gentle, golden-retriever energy. He was currently wearing a grease-stained mechanic's jumpsuit, and there was a large, dark smear of motor oil across his left cheek. The background of the video showed the chaotic, dimly lit interior of his vintage restoration garage.
"Hey, Kitty Kat!" Dunk boomed happily, his voice deep and rumbling. He peered into the camera, squinting slightly. "Whoa. You're in the suit. You doing the heir thing today?"
"Unfortunately," Kat smiled, her entire posture relaxing. "Just getting some brunch so the board of directors doesn't call a wellness check. You look like you've been rolling around in an oil pan, Dunk. What are you working on?"
"Ah, it's a beauty, Kat," Dunk grinned, wiping his greasy hands on a rag. "1969 Mustang Boss 429. Total engine rebuild. The carburetor was completely shot, but I've got it purring like a kitten now. Should have it back to the client by Tuesday."
"Brilliant," Kat nodded, genuinely interested in his work. "Make sure you charge them double for the rush job."
"You know I can't do that," Dunk chuckled, shaking his head. "Anyway, you will never guess what Lyonel did this morning."
Kat and Markl exchanged a long, deeply suffering look across the table.
"What did Lyonel do, Dunk?" Kat asked, resting her chin on her hand, preparing herself for the oblivious torture.
"Well, I was under the chassis, right? Struggling with the transmission mount," Dunk explained, looking entirely amazed by the interaction. "And Lyonel just shows up. Didn't even call. He brought me two large coffees and a box of those pastries from the bakery across town—the ones you have to queue up for an hour to get. And then, get this..."
Dunk leaned closer to the camera, his voice dropping into an awed whisper.
"He told me he bought a second house out in the country. A big one with a massive barn. And he asked me... he asked me if I wanted to move my garage operation out there. He said there’s plenty of room for both of us, and he’d 'love the company'."
Kat closed her eyes, taking a slow, deep breath, praying for patience.
"Dunk," Kat said softly, opening her eyes. "Lyonel Baratheon, a man who's hobby is breaking people's jaws in underground fighting rings, queued for an hour to buy you pastries. And now, he is actively asking you to move into a house with him in the country."
"Yeah!" Dunk nodded enthusiastically. "Such a solid mate, isn't he? Always looking out for my business overheads. It’s a great financial opportunity."
Markl dropped his head into his hands, groaning softly into his palms.
"Dunk, you beautiful idiot," Kat sighed, rubbing her temples. "He is not looking out for your business overheads. He is looking out for your arse. The man is in love with you! He is practically building a nest for you! He is proposing cohabitation!"
"What?" Dunk frowned, his thick eyebrows drawing together in genuine confusion. "No, Kat, you’ve got it all wrong. We’re just bros. We drink beers and watch the rugby. He’s just a really good mate."
"He brought you breakfast in bed last week, Dunk!" Kat shrieked, entirely forgetting the posh environment of the restaurant.
"I had the flu!" Dunk defended himself. "Bros bring bros soup when they’re sick! It’s just common courtesy!"
Kat slammed her hand against her forehead, defeated by the sheer, impenetrable density of her brother's oblivion. She looked at Markl, gesturing weakly toward the phone. "Help me. Please."
Markl looked up, leaning into the frame of the camera. "Coming from one gay guy to another, Dunk, your gaydar is shit. Lyonel is bisexual, and he is very, very gay for you. He is literally trying to wife you up."
Dunk’s face flushed a deep, bright red beneath the motor oil. He looked away from the camera, rubbing the back of his neck nervously.
"You guys are reading too much into it," Dunk mumbled stubbornly, refusing to accept the reality that his best friend was desperately pining for him. "Anyway. I didn't just call to talk about Lyonel's real estate portfolio. I had to pass on a message."
The light, teasing atmosphere vanished instantly. The mention of 'a message' delivered through Dunk only ever meant one thing.
Kat’s spine stiffened against the velvet booth. The cold, icy mask of Lindsay Barlaeris slammed back into place.
"What does he want, Dunk?" Kat asked, her voice dropping all traces of warmth.
Dunk winced, clearly hating being the messenger. "Dad called this morning. He’s in Singapore finalizing some shipping contracts. He said he needs you on a mandatory Zoom meeting regarding the Q3 portfolio yields."
Kat’s jaw clenched. "When?"
"Time zone difference is brutal," Dunk sighed apologetically. "He scheduled it for 10 AM his time. Which is basically 2 AM your time, Kat. Tomorrow morning."
Kat let out a harsh, bitter scoff, rolling her mismatched eyes. "Of course he did. He couldn't possibly schedule it at a reasonable hour, because that would imply he actually respects my time. A 2 AM summons. Typical Heltar power play."
"I'm sorry, Kitty," Dunk murmured, looking genuinely sad. "I told him you had school on Monday, but he just hung up on me."
"It's fine, Dunk. It's not your fault," Kat sighed, forcing her anger down so she didn't direct it at her brother. "I'll do the bloody meeting. I'll just chug espresso before first period."
"Are you still coming up to visit during the summer holidays?" Dunk asked, eager to shift the conversation back to something positive. "I've kept the guest room clear for you. And we can take the bikes out to the coast."
Kat’s face softened, a genuine, loving smile returning to her lips. "Of course I am, Dunk. I wouldn't miss it. I miss my big brother."
"Miss you too, Kat," Dunk beamed. "How are things down there, anyway? How’s the school? Any new nightmare parents to deal with?"
Kat chuckled, taking a sip of her orange juice. "Oh, you have no idea. The school is fine, but the parents are a whole different breed this week. I'm currently dealing with Maekar Targaryen."
On the other end of the line, Dunk froze.
He dropped the oily rag he was holding. It hit the concrete floor of his garage with a soft thud. Dunk stared into the camera, his jaw hanging completely open, his golden-retriever eyes wide with absolute, unmitigated horror.
"Maekar Targaryen?" Dunk repeated, his voice dropping into a shocked, breathless whisper. "The Ice Dragon? The CEO of Targaryen Enterprises? The man Dad absolutely, fundamentally hates more than anything else on the planet?!"
"That's the one," Kat nodded casually, entirely missing the rising panic in her brother's voice.
"Kat!" Dunk shouted, leaning so close to the camera that his nose almost touched the lens. "Are you insane?! You're dating him?!"
Kat choked on her orange juice.
She coughed violently, slamming the glass down onto the table, thumping her own chest as she stared at the screen in disbelief. Markl, sitting across from her, burst into a loud, wheezing fit of laughter, clutching his stomach.
"Dating him?!" Kat shrieked, her voice echoing across the quiet conservatory of Le Jardin, drawing the startled stares of several nearby socialites. "Are you completely out of your mind?!"
"You just said you were dealing with him!" Dunk argued, his protective older-brother instincts flaring into overdrive. "Dad is going to have a literal aneurysm! The Targaryens are our biggest corporate rivals! If he finds out you're fraternizing with the enemy—"
"I am not fraternizing with the enemy!" Kat yelled, her face flushing violently. "I teach his son, Dunk! Aerion is in my form class! I interact with him because he is a parent!"
"Oh," Dunk blinked, the panic subsiding slightly, though he still looked highly suspicious. "Just because he's a parent? You aren't... you aren't seeing him?"
Kat threw her hands in the air, a gesture of exasperation.
"This is unbelievable," Kat hissed, leaning close to the phone screen. "You have a man who buys you jewelry, brings you breakfast in bed, and literally asks you to move into a house with him, and you think it’s just a 'bro way' of showing affection. But I casually mention that I am forced to communicate with a student's father regarding his child's education, and you immediately jump to the conclusion that we are engaged in a passionate, Romeo and Juliet, rival-corporation romance?!"
Dunk crossed his massive, grease-stained arms over his chest, looking entirely stubborn. "Lyonel is not gay, Kat. So it is in a bro way. It’s totally different."
Kat stared at her brother. She slowly raised her hand and executed a flawless, resounding facepalm, letting her hand drag slowly down her face in utter despair.
"I cannot do this," Kat groaned. "I cannot have this argument with you while I am wearing a power suit in a Michelin-starred restaurant. My blood pressure cannot take it."
Markl was still laughing so hard tears were streaming down his face. He leaned into the frame, tapping the screen.
"She’s not dating him, Dunk," Markl managed to wheeze out between laughs. "The man literally offered to pay her an exorbitant salary to be his live-in nanny, and she told him to sod off. There is no romance occurring."
Kat shot Markl a venomous, silencing glare, entirely unappreciative of his input.
"A nanny?" Dunk asked, his brow furrowing again. "Why does a billionaire want an art teacher to be a nanny?"
"Because he is an emotionally stunted idiot who doesn't know how to feed his own children without a spreadsheet!" Kat snapped, eager to shut the conversation down before Dunk asked any more probing questions. "Look, I have to go before we end up in a screaming match in public. I will call you tonight, after the 2 AM Zoom meeting, so you can give Dad his precious status report. Alright?"
Dunk sighed, his broad shoulders dropping. He knew when his little sister had reached her limit. "Alright, Kitty. Don't stress too much about the meeting. I'll talk to you tonight. Love you. Bye."
"Love you too, you oblivious giant," Kat smiled softly, the irritation fading. "Byeeeeeeee!"
She hit the end call button, the screen fading to black.
Kat let out a exhale, sinking back against the plush cushions of the booth. She picked up her coffee cup, downing the lukewarm dregs in a single gulp.
Markl was still chuckling softly across the table, wiping his eyes with a linen napkin.
"Dunk is absolutely hopeless when it comes to love," Markl noted, shaking his head. "He can rebuild a V8 engine blindfolded, but he can't see a man desperately pining for him from two feet away."
"It's a curse of my family," Kat muttered bitterly, staring at the empty coffee cup. "My father is exactly the same. He is completely, fundamentally blind to anything that doesn't have a direct financial yield. Emotionally bankrupt, the lot of them."
Markl watched her. He saw the dark, heavy shadows gathering in her mismatched eyes. The brief, chaotic joy of the phone call had been completely overshadowed by the looming threat of the 2 AM Zoom meeting with Heltar Barlaeris.
Markl leaned forward, his tone shifting into gentle, probing concern. "Kat. Are you sure you don't want me to be there tonight? When you talk to him?"
Kat’s head snapped up. The vulnerability vanished instantly, replaced by a fierce, defensive glare.
"I don't need a babysitter, Markl," Kat hissed, her voice sharp and brittle. "I can handle a ten-minute video call with a man who wishes I was a better."
Markl held his hands up in immediate surrender, recognizing the danger signs. "Okay. Okay. Message received. I'm backing off."
He knew better than to push her when the Barlaeris armor was locked in place. He needed to change the subject, to pull her back from the edge of the corporate abyss before she ruined her entire Sunday.
Markl sat up straight, adjusting his leather top hat. He pulled his own smartphone from his pocket, holding it up.
"Right," Markl announced brightly. "Take a photo with me. We need to document your survival for the board of directors so we can get out of this stuffy greenhouse, go back to the loft, and throw some paint at a canvas. Be normal again."
Kat blinked, the icy glare fracturing slightly. She looked at Markl’s encouraging, grounding smile, and she let out a slow, stuttering breath, the tension bleeding out of her shoulders.
"Fine," Kat agreed, a genuine smile finally returning to her lips.
She took her phone, setting it up against the sugar caddy in the center of the table. She adjusted the angle so it perfectly framed the two of them, along with the decadent, half-eaten spread of pancakes and coffee.
Kat leaned across the table, pressing her shoulder against Markl’s. She didn't scowl. She offered a soft, devastatingly beautiful smile to the lens. The plunging neckline of her black suit, the gold choker, and the cascade of silver hair looked effortlessly glamorous. Markl leaned in next to her, tipping his top hat slightly, grinning broadly.
Click.
The phone captured the image.
Kat pulled the phone back, inspecting the photo. It was perfect. It was the exact kind of high-end, polished image the Barlaeris PR team demanded to maintain the illusion of the functional heir.
She opened her official verified social media account. The account she kept strictly for appearances.
She uploaded the photograph.
She didn't use corporate jargon for the caption. She used her own, chaotic voice, injecting a tiny bit of rebellion into the official feed.
Still breathing. Still highly caffeinated. Surviving polite society one pancake at a time. She added a few generic tags—#SundayBrunch, #LeJardin, #NotDeadYet—and hit post.
"There," Kat declared, tossing the phone back to Markl. "The corporate overlords have their proof of life. The heir is officially clocking out."
Kat flagged down a passing waiter. She didn't even look at the exorbitant bill presented to her in the leather folio. She simply dropped a black credit card onto the tray, added a obscenely generous cash tip for the waiter, and signed the receipt with a flourish.
She stood up from the booth, smoothing the front of her tailored black blazer.
"Come on, Hatter," Kat commanded, the Queen of the Gremlins fully restored beneath the corporate armor. "Let's go home. I need to get out of this suit before I spontaneously combust."
They walked out of the restaurant, ignoring the stares of the socialites, and stepped out into the crisp afternoon air. The valet rushed forward with the Bentley.
Kat slid into the driver's seat, gripping the worn leather steering wheel. She didn't think about the 2 AM meeting. She didn't think about Maekar Targaryen’s undeniable charm.
She hit the accelerator, the engine roaring with defiance, and sped away from polite society, desperate to get back to the messy, colorful reality she actually belonged to.
A few hours later, the stifling armor of Lindsay Barlaeris had been thoroughly discarded, left in a crumpled heap at the bottom of the wardrobe.
The open-plan loft was once again filled with the comforting scent of linseed oil, turpentine, and damp earth. Sunlight streamed through the windows, catching the dust motes dancing in the air and illuminating the sanctuary Kat had built for herself.
Kat was standing in the very center of the room, back in her element. She was wearing an oversized, paint-splattered pair of denim dungarees over a faded, paper-thin band t-shirt. Her feet were bare against the rugs. Her silver hair was scraped haphazardly into a messy bun at the top of her head, secured in place by two wooden paintbrushes shoved through the center like makeshift hairpins.
She stood before a six-foot-tall blank canvas propped on a wooden easel, a wooden palette resting on her left forearm. Her right hand moved with rapid slashing motions, violently laying down a base layer of bruised plum and crimson acrylics.
Across the room, sitting cross-legged on the kitchen island, was Markl.
He had shed his leather jacket and rolled the sleeves of his white button-down shirt to his elbows. He wasn't drinking whiskey anymore. He had a block of grey stoneware clay resting on a wooden board in front of him. His hands, stained with slip and dust, were methodically, rhythmically kneading and shaping the clay, working out the air bubbles as he began to hand-build the base of a tall, intricate vase.
The loft was quiet, save for the scratching of Kat’s bristles against the canvas and the wet thwack of Markl slapping the clay against the board.
Markl paused his kneading. He reached for a wire cutter, slicing a clean line through the top of the clay block. He didn't look up, but his dark eyes flicked toward the center of the room.
"You are painting very aggressively for a Sunday afternoon," Markl noted quietly, his voice breaking the comfortable silence.
Kat didn't break her rhythm. She dragged a thick brush heavily across the canvas, mixing a streak of black into the crimson. "I am establishing the tonal baseline. It requires force."
"You are stabbing the canvas, Kat," Markl corrected dryly, wiping his hands on a damp towel. He leaned his elbows on the kitchen island, watching her tense, rigid shoulders. "You've been vibrating with a very specific, homicidal frequency since we left Le Jardin. You can usually fake the 'posh heir' routine without letting it ruin your entire day, and you are usually a lot nicer to the waitstaff. You tipped that valet like you were paying off a blood debt."
Kat stopped painting. She let her hand drop to her side, the brush hovering inches from her leg. She let out a exhausted sigh, her shoulders slumping as the adrenaline of the morning finally crashed.
"I know," Kat murmured, staring blankly at the wet paint. She reached up with her free hand, rubbing the back of her neck. "I was awful. I was a complete, freezing bitch to that poor kid parking the car, and I was entirely too snappy with the maître d'. I'm going to track the valet down tomorrow and send him a handwritten apology and another tip."
"Why were you so wound up?" Markl asked, his tone softening into genuine concern. "It wasn't just the socialites asking about the shipping routes. You were in a mood from the second you dragged me off your sofa."
Kat turned away from the easel, walking over to the small, paint-splattered rolling cart that held her supplies. She dropped her brush into a jar of murky water.
"I couldn't help it," Kat confessed, leaning her hip against the cart. She looked at Markl, her mismatched eyes dark with lingering frustration. "Arthur called me."
Markl winced sympathetically. Arthur was Heltar Barlaeris’s personal executive assistant. He was a long-suffering, incredibly loyal man who had essentially acted as Kat and Dunk’s surrogate uncle growing up, often shielding them from the worst of their father's corporate wrath. If Arthur was calling Kat on her personal phone, it meant the situation at Barlaeris Holdings was reaching a boiling point.
"What did poor Arthur want?" Markl asked, returning to his clay, using his thumbs to hollow out the center of the vase.
"He woke me up at half-past six this morning," Kat grumbled, crossing her arms over the bib of her dungarees. "He was in a panic. Apparently, the board of directors is being a collective group of dicks regarding the Singapore merger. They’re pushing back against Heltar's timeline, and Heltar is taking it out on everyone in the executive suite."
"And Arthur wanted you to intercede?"
"Arthur wanted to warn me," Kat corrected, her jaw tightening. "He wanted to give me a heads-up that my father is in a foul, destructive mood, and that tonight's 2 AM Zoom meeting is likely going to be a bloodbath. So, I woke up with the phantom weight of the Barlaeris empire sitting squarely on my chest. I couldn't shake the mood. I just wanted to put the power suit on, prove I wasn't dead, and get back here to hide."
Markl paused his sculpting. He looked at her, his expression serious. "Kat. Are you sure you're going to be fine on this Zoom meeting tonight? You haven't spoken to your father directly, even through a screen, in years. If he's already in a rage, he might turn his sights on you."
"I'll be fine," Kat waved a hand dismissively, though her voice lacked its usual iron-clad confidence. She walked over to the sofa, dropping onto the cushions with a sigh. "It's just a quarterly portfolio review. It’ll be me, Arthur, the Chief Financial Officer, and a few of the senior board members. Heltar will likely only be on the call for less than half of it. He’ll drop in, deliver a terrifying monologue about unacceptable profit margins, threaten to fire everyone, and then log off to go terrorize a shipping port."
"And what if he addresses you directly?" Markl pressed.
"I'll do what I always do," Kat replied dryly. "I will keep my microphone muted, my camera angled so he can't see the paint on my clothes, and I will nod politely until the ordeal is over. It is a masterclass in passive resistance."
Markl shook his head slowly, picking up a wooden rib tool to smooth the outside of his clay vase.
"You two are being so painfully stubborn," Markl muttered, focusing intently on his hands. "It is actually agonizing to watch."
Kat’s head snapped up, her mismatched eyes flashing with immediate, defensive indignation. "We are not being stubborn! I am establishing healthy boundaries against a toxic, controlling megalomaniac!"
"Kat, he is your father," Markl argued gently, refusing to back down. "He isn't just a CEO. And you are his daughter. You are both standing on opposite sides of a burning bridge, waiting for the other person to apologize first. It's ridiculous."
"It is not ridiculous!" Kat shouted, pushing herself up off the sofa and pacing the length of the vintage rug. "You weren't there, Markl! You didn't see the way he looked at me! He wanted me to take over the entire company! I was twenty years old! I was halfway through my fine arts degree!"
"I know," Markl said soothingly, trying to defuse the rising tension. "I know he pushed too hard."
"He didn't just push, he tried to suffocate me!" Kat continued, her hands flying through the air as the old, buried trauma flared to the surface. "We had an agreement! We negotiated a compromise! I told him I would work part-time in the acquisitions department while I finished my degree. I wore the suits. I read the spreadsheets. I tried to be the heir he wanted."
She stopped pacing, staring blindly at the brick wall, the memory of that fateful, catastrophic afternoon playing vividly in her mind.
"But then he had a bad day," Kat whispered, her voice trembling slightly with the ghost of a heartbreak she usually kept locked away. "A deal fell through in Geneva. He was furious. He called me into his stupid office. And he gave me this... this speech."
Markl stopped smoothing his clay, giving her his full, undivided attention. He had heard pieces of this story over the years, but Kat rarely laid the entire, ugly truth bare.
"He told me that my art was a frivolous, embarrassing distraction," Kat recounted, her voice hardening, laced with the bitter sting of the insult. "He said that the Barlaeris name required undivided devotion. He told me that I was wasting my potential playing with paint, and that if I didn't drop out of university, cut my hair, and accept the position of Executive Vice President immediately... he would cut me off completely. He told me I would have nothing."
Kat turned to look at Markl, a fierce, unapologetic fire burning in her eyes.
"So, I got mad," Kat said, her chin lifting with defiant pride. "I shouted back. I told him he was a miserable, lonely old man who loved his bank accounts more than his own children. He told me if I didn't do exactly what he wanted, I was out. So, I called his bluff. I walked out of the office, I walked out of the estate, and I cut him off."
She let out a harsh, cynical laugh, crossing her arms over her chest.
"And the absolute, crowning irony of the entire situation," Kat smirked darkly, "is that the arrogant bastard had already transferred fifty percent of the company's voting shares into a blind trust in my name the week before. He did it because he was so convinced I would cave to his ultimatum. He thought he had me trapped."
"And instead, you just refused to vote," Markl finished the story, a small, impressed smile touching his lips.
"Exactly," Kat nodded in profound satisfaction. "I own half the empire, and I refuse to engage with it. I hold his board of directors hostage simply by maintaining my silence. It drives him insane. He cannot make a major, unilateral corporate move without my signature, and I refuse to give it to him unless he begs. It is not my fault that he handed me the weapon I used to cripple him."
Markl looked at his best friend. He saw the triumphant rebellion in her posture. He saw the Queen of the Gremlins, standing victorious over the corporate machine.
But beneath the bravado, beneath the anger and the spite, Markl also saw the lingering sadness of a girl who had lost her father.
"Yes, Kat," Markl said softly, his voice incredibly gentle, stripped of all teasing. "You outplayed him. You won the corporate war. But aside from the business... aside from the money and the suits and the expectations..."
Markl paused, looking her directly in the eyes.
"You used to adore your dad," Markl reminded her quietly. "When you first arrived at university, before the pressure really started, you used to talk about him all the time. You told me how he taught you to ride a bike. How he used to let you sit on his lap during conference calls when you were little. You loved him, Kat. And he loved you."
Kat froze. The defiant fire in her mismatched eyes flickered and died, replaced by a sudden, overwhelming sheen of unshed tears.
She opened her mouth to argue, to deploy another sarcastic defense mechanism, but the words died in her throat. She couldn't lie to Markl.
Kat sank back down onto the velvet sofa, her shoulders hunching forward. She pulled her knees up to her chest, wrapping her arms around her legs, suddenly looking incredibly small in the echoing loft.
"I know," Kat whispered, her voice cracking slightly. She rested her forehead against her knees. "I know I did. And it is... it's really, really hard not talking to him, Markl. I miss him. I miss the dad he was before the company swallowed him whole. But... alas. Here we are."
She lifted her head, wiping a stray tear from the corner of her eye with the back of her paint-stained hand.
"I can't cave," Kat said, her voice firming up, the steel returning to her spine. "If I apologize first, if I reach out, he will view it as a submission. He will think he won, and he will immediately try to put me back in the box. I refuse to lose this war."
Markl let out a long theatrical groan, rolling his eyes toward the ceiling in sheer exasperation.
"You are both idiots," Markl muttered, turning his attention back to his clay, aggressively smoothing the rim of the vase. "You are a pair of stupid, overly proud, emotionally constipated billionaires who just need to sit in a room together and cave. It is exhausting."
"I am not caving!" Kat insisted loudly, pointing a finger at him.
"Whatever," Markl mumbled under his breath, shaking his head. "I swear to god, it must be a Valyrian blood thing. The silver hair must come with a genetic predisposition for catastrophic stubbornness and a pathological need to win arguments."
Kat’s eyes narrowed into slits. She glared at the back of his head with intensity.
"Keep talking about my genetics, Markl," Kat hissed, a dangerous purr entering her voice, "and I will accidentally trip and drop this entire block of wet clay directly onto your laptop."
Markl held his hands up in immediate surrender, offering a placating smile. "I retract the statement! Your stubbornness is entirely your own, wholly independent of your mythical ancestors. Please do not murder my electronics."
Kat let out a satisfied huff. She stood up from the sofa, the emotional introspection officially concluded. She had acknowledged the grief, she had set her boundaries, and she was ready to move on.
She walked back over to her easel, picking up her wooden palette and her bristle brush.
She dipped the brush into a thick, vibrant glob of cerulean blue acrylic. With a swift motion, she slashed the bright color diagonally across the brooding crimson background of the canvas. The contrast was startling, violent but beautiful.
She lost herself in the rhythm of the paint. The rhythmic shhh-shhh of the brush against the canvas filled the loft once more, a soothing, meditative soundtrack that slowly drained the remaining tension from her shoulders.
For the next two hours, the loft was a sanctuary of quiet, focused creativity. Markl finished the structural build of his vase, moving on to intricately carving patterns into the damp clay with a needle tool. Kat layered colors onto her canvas, building a abstract skyline that pulsed with energy.
The silence was eventually, inevitably broken by a sharp, digitized sound.
Ping.
The notification chime echoed loudly from the kitchen island, where Kat had left her phone resting next to a half-empty mug of tea.
Kat didn't immediately stop painting. She continued blending a streak of silver into the blue, her focus absolute.
Ping. Ping. Ping.
The phone buzzed three more times in rapid succession.
"Your digital leash is demanding attention," Markl noted without looking up from his carving. "It's either Dunk texting you pictures of a carburetor, or Dictionary Boy has decided to launch a Sunday afternoon offensive."
Kat paused, her brush hovering over the palette.
The mention of Maekar brought a annoying flutter of anticipation to her chest. She hadn't spoken to him since she had aggressively hung up on him the night before. She had spent the entire morning expecting a furious email rejecting her demands, but nothing had arrived.
Curiosity finally won out over her artistic focus.
Kat set her palette down on the rolling cart, wiped her hands thoroughly on a rag, and walked over to the kitchen island.
She picked up her phone, tapping the screen to wake it up.
It wasn't an email. It was a notification from the Instagram.
Not the sterile, highly curated Lindsay Barlaeris account she had used at brunch.
It was a notification for her secondary account. Her real account. The locked, private profile she operated under the handle @QueenOfTheGremlins. It was the account where she posted pictures of her classroom murals, chaotic selfies wearing her red wigs and colored contacts, and blurry photos of her and Markl drinking at the pub. It was her sanctuary.
Kat unlocked her phone, opening the application.
She checked her notifications tab. Her breath caught sharply in her throat.
Maekar_Targaryen_Official has a new post.
Kat stared at the screen.
"No way," Kat whispered, her heart executing a sudden stutter-step.
"What?" Markl asked, pausing his carving, sensing the shift in her energy. "Did he reply to your contract?"
"No," Kat murmured, her thumb hovering over the screen. "He... he posted something. Or the boys did."
Kat tapped the notification, allowing the application to redirect her to the profile.
She bypassed the video of the horse race, her eyes locking onto the newest addition to the grid.
It was a photograph. But it wasn't the picture Aerion had taken of her and Aegon in the bunny suits. It wasn't the chaotic McDonald's selfie.
It was a picture of the Targaryen family, taken the that evening.
Kat stared at the image, her eyes widening in disbelief.
The photograph was candid, dimly lit by the warm, amber glow of a fireplace. In the background, slightly out of focus, Daeron and Aerion were tangled together beneath a blanket on the floor, their faces illuminated by the bright, chaotic flashing of a video game on the television screen. Sitting in an armchair to the side, Aemon was curled up with a leather-bound book resting on his knees.
But the focal point of the image, occupying the center of the frame, was Maekar.
The man was slouched back into the corner of the plush sofa. He looked stripped of his corporate armor. He was wearing a soft, dark grey sweater, his silver hair slightly rumpled, his broad shoulders completely relaxed.
His eyes were closed in peaceful exhaustion. And resting directly over his heart, sprawled flat across his chest was Aegon.
Maekar’s large hand was resting protectively against the baby's back. The intimidating angles of his jawline were completely softened by the warm firelight. He looked vulnerable. He looked safe.
He looked like a father who had finally surrendered to the love he held for his children.
Beneath the photograph, a short, surprisingly eloquent caption had been typed.
The empire rests. A rare, quiet moment of domestic peace. Thank you to the architect of the chaos, for reminding us how to breathe. Kat stared at the glowing screen, her heart hammering a frantic rhythm against her ribs.
Thank you to the architect of the chaos.
He had publicly acknowledged her. He had taken his platform and used it to post an intimate, vulnerable photograph of his family, crediting her for the joy in their home.
He hadn't posted it to show off. He had posted it to prove a point. He was showing her that he was listening. He was showing her that he was trying.
"Kat?" Markl asked, his voice breaking through her shock. He wiped his hands on a towel and walked around the island to look over her shoulder.
Markl stared at the photograph on her screen. He read the caption.
A stunned silence filled the loft.
"Well," Markl finally breathed, his voice laced with profound awe. "I stand corrected. That is not a man looking for a nanny, Kat. That is a man laying all his cards on the table. He is completely gone for you."
Kat didn't argue. She couldn't argue. The proof was staring her right in the face.
The terrifying Ice Dragon, the man who demanded control, had publicly surrendered his pride simply to make her smile.
Kat swallowed a lump forming in her throat. She felt a undeniable surge of affection swell in her chest, entirely drowning out the lingering bitterness of the morning's phone call.
She didn't overthink it. She didn't strategize.
Kat tapped the small heart icon beneath the photograph, leaving a like from her @QueenOfTheGremlins account.
And then, with a trembling finger, she navigated to the main profile page.
She stared at the bright blue 'Follow' button.
To follow him from her private account was to open the door. It was an invitation for him to look at her life. It was granting him access to the vibrant, messy reality she kept hidden from the corporate world. It was a digital surrender.
A slow unburdened smile broke across Kat’s face.
She tapped the button.
Following.
Kat locked her phone, dropping it back onto the kitchen counter. She turned back toward her easel, picking up her wooden palette and her brush.
"What did you just do?" Markl asked, watching the thrilled energy practically vibrating off her frame.
"I just engaged the enemy, Markl," Kat grinned, dipping her brush into a bright, shocking streak of neon yellow paint. She slashed the color across the canvas, destroying the dark, brooding background with a violent explosion of light. "I think it's time to see exactly what kind of fire a dragon really has."
Markl shook his head, a fond, exhausted smile touching his lips. He walked back to his clay vase. "You are playing with fire, Kat."
"I know," Kat laughed, her mismatched eyes sparkling with unapologetic joy. "And it is going to be spectacular."
The digital clock on the microwave glowed a harsh, neon green in the darkness of the loft.
01:55 AM.
Kat stood in the kitchen, the only illumination coming from the small halo of a professional ring light she had clamped to the edge of her laptop screen. She took a long, burning sip of a double-shot espresso, forcing the scalding liquid down her throat to jolt her exhausted nervous system into compliance.
The physical and emotional whiplash of the day was staggering. She had spent her morning as the heir she's expected to be, her afternoon painting to bleed out the stress of her father's impending summons, and her evening reeling from the realization that the Ice Dragon had publicly surrendered his pride for her on social media.
But right now, the Queen of the Gremlins had to be locked away.
Kat set the espresso cup down. She was wearing the impeccably tailored, plunging black power blazer from brunch, the silver scythe brooch catching the glare of the ring light. Out of frame, she was wearing worn-in grey sweatpants and fuzzy socks, but from the chest up, she was the flawless, intimidating heir to an empire. Her spun-glass silver hair was brushed straight, cascading over her shoulders like a waterfall of liquid moonlight.
She took a deep, shuddering breath, staring at the blank screen of her laptop.
"Armor on, Lindsay," she whispered to herself in the quiet loft.
She clicked the meeting link.
The Zoom interface loaded, the black screen fragmenting into a grid of digital squares.
Five men were already on the call. Arthur, her father’s loyal and perpetually exhausted personal assistant, sat in a hotel room in Singapore, offering Kat a subtle, relieved smile. The other four men were senior board members and the Chief Financial Officer of Barlaeris Holdings, logging in from their respective opulent home offices in London. They were older, conservative men in expensive suits, and they looked entirely unhappy to be awake at this time of the morning.
"Good morning, gentlemen," Kat chimed in, her voice bright, bubbly, and deceptively light. "Or, rather, good evening. I hope the late hour isn't proving too taxing for your constitutions."
"Lindsay," Sterling, the grey-haired CFO, greeted with a tight, condescending smile. "Thank you for joining us. We know how busy your... personal schedule must be."
It was a veiled insult. A jab at her refusal to step foot in the corporate headquarters.
Kat simply smiled back, a bright, empty expression that didn't reach her mismatched eyes. "My schedule is perfectly balanced, Sterling. Thank you for your concern."
Before Sterling could deliver another backhanded compliment, the final square on the grid illuminated.
The air in Kat’s lungs instantly evaporated.
Heltar Barlaeris sat behind a polished desk in a high-rise executive suite overlooking the glittering nighttime skyline of Singapore.
He was a imposing man. He shared Kat’s striking Valyrian silver hair, though his was cropped short and neat. His face was a map of harsh, aristocratic angles, carved from granite and weathered by decades of ruthless corporate warfare. His eyes were a piercing, monochromatic shade of purple. He radiated power, authority, and uncompromising demand for total obedience.
He looked at the screen. His eyes swept over the board members, and then, for a fraction of a second, his gaze locked onto Kat’s square.
He saw her. He saw the black power suit. He saw the silver hair.
Kat stared back. She didn't flinch. She didn't look away.
Neither of them spoke. There was no "Hello, daughter." There was no "Hi, Dad." They simply acknowledged each other's presence with the cold, silent standoff of two apex predators circling the same territory. They hadn't spoken directly in 5 years, utilizing Dunk and Arthur as proxies, and they were not going to break that streak now.
"Let us commence," Heltar announced, his voice a gravelly baritone that commanded the digital space effortlessly. "I have a flight to Jakarta at 0400 hours. Arthur, summarize the Q3 portfolio yields regarding the Singapore shipping integration."
Arthur cleared his throat, reading from a digital dossier. "Sir, the preliminary integration is proceeding, however, the board has expressed significant reservations regarding the accelerated timeline. We are seeing a projected three percent deficit in the initial quarterly yield if we proceed with the immediate liquidation of the secondary fleet."
Heltar’s eyes narrowed into dangerous slits. He looked at the grid of board members. "Reservations? You are paid to execute my strategies, not to harbor reservations. The timeline remains."
"With respect, Heltar," an older board member named Davis interjected, puffing his chest out. "The timeline is unnecessarily aggressive. By liquidating the secondary fleet before the new tariffs are finalized, we are leaving capital on the table. It is reckless. We need to delay the integration by six months to ensure maximum profitability. The current strategy is fundamentally flawed."
Davis leaned back, looking incredibly pleased with his own bravery. Several of the other board members nodded in quiet agreement, forming a united front against the patriarch's ruthless pacing.
Kat sat in her dark loft, sipping her espresso. She watched her father’s jaw clench. She saw the familiar, violent storm brewing in his purple eyes. Heltar was brilliant, but he lacked patience. When cornered by his own board, his instinct was to burn the room down and fire everyone involved.
Kat set her espresso cup down. The bubbly, aloof heir vanished in a microsecond.
"That is a remarkably short-sighted assessment, Davis," Kat’s voice sliced through the digital audio feed, cold, and lethal.
The entire board flinched. Heltar stopped glaring at Davis and shifted his gaze to Kat’s video square.
Kat leaned forward into the ring light, her mismatched eyes pinning Davis to his chair.
"You are focusing entirely on the immediate three percent deficit of the secondary fleet liquidation," Kat continued, her tone dropping into a flawless, terrifying mimicry of her father's commanding cadence. "What you are actively choosing to ignore is the compound interest of the incoming maritime fuel tariffs projected for the fourth quarter. If we delay the integration by six months, the overhead maintenance costs of the obsolete fleet will absolutely eclipse the three percent deficit, resulting in a net loss of eleven percent by the end of the fiscal year."
Davis blinked, entirely derailed by the sudden, aggressive barrage of advanced financial modeling. "Lindsay, the tariff projections are merely speculative..."
"They are not speculative, Davis, they are inevitable based on the current geopolitical instability in the Pacific sector," Kat fired back instantly, not allowing him an inch of breathing room. She was practically reciting the spreadsheets she had memorized earlier that evening. "The Chairman’s timeline is not reckless. It is surgical. By liquidating the fleet now, we absorb a minor, temporary hit, and completely insulate Barlaeris Holdings from the impending tariff hemorrhage. To delay is corporate suicide. The timeline stands."
The board was silenced.
Kat had flawlessly dismantled their argument, shielding her father's strategy from their rebellion with logic.
Kat didn't look at Heltar. She kept her eyes fixed firmly on the blinking green light of her webcam.
On his screen, Heltar remained perfectly stoic. His face was a mask of granite. But in the deep, violet depths of his eyes, a distinct, undeniable flash of pride sparked to life. He didn't thank her. He didn't acknowledge her defense. He simply owned it.
"The primary shareholder is correct," Heltar rumbled, leaning back in his chair. "The topic is closed. We proceed with the liquidation."
Sterling, the CFO, clearly agitated by being dressed down by a twenty-six-year-old who refused to attend board meetings in person, cleared his throat.
"While I appreciate Lindsay’s... remote analysis," Sterling sneered, emphasizing the word 'remote' with heavy disdain, "it is incredibly difficult to truly grasp the nuanced realities of these international mergers from the outside looking in. Reading a spreadsheet from a flat in god knows where, does not equate to active, boots-on-the-ground management. Perhaps if the primary shareholder were actually present in the boardroom, her insights would carry more practical weight."
Kat’s jaw tightened. She opened her mouth, fully prepared to unleash a stream of northern profanity that would have made a sailor blush, ready to remind Sterling exactly who owned fifty percent of his paycheck.
Before she could speak a single syllable, Heltar struck.
"Sterling," Heltar’s voice cracked through the speakers like a whip, loud, sudden, and violent.
The CFO physically jumped in his chair, his eyes darting to Heltar's square.
"Her geographical location is entirely irrelevant to her comprehension," Heltar snarled, his purple eyes blazing with a protective fury that tolerated absolutely zero disrespect toward his bloodline. "She possesses a sharper, more comprehensive grasp of the fiscal reality of this corporation than you do on your best day. Her insights carry the weight of fifty percent of the voting shares. Do not ever question her competency again, or I will find a Chief Financial Officer who knows how to read a room as well as he reads a ledger."
Sterling turned the color of ash. "I... apologies, Heltar. I merely meant..."
"Silence," Heltar commanded.
Kat sat in her loft, her heart hammering against her ribs. She stared at the screen.
They were so fundamentally broken. They were a father and daughter who could not be in the same room without shouting, who could not pick up a phone to say hello. But the moment an outsider attempted to attack one of them, the other immediately went for the throat. They were an impenetrable, unified front against the rest of the world.
He was a monster, but he was her monster. And she was his.
Heltar checked his watch, the movement sharp and dismissive.
"My departure window is closing. I must depart for the airfield," Heltar announced, standing up from his desk. He looked into his webcam. "Arthur will forward the revised integration documents. I expect them finalized by the time I land in Jakarta."
"Of course, sir," Davis nodded quickly, eager to appease the departing tyrant.
But Sterling, still stinging from his public humiliation and seeking to reassert some semblance of control, couldn't resist one final, probing question.
"Heltar, before you log off," Sterling interjected smoothly. "With the restructuring of the Asian sectors, the board needs stability at the European headquarters. Lindsay, when can we expect you to return to London operations permanently? We need you in the building."
The entire digital boardroom went dead quiet. It was the elephant in the room. The five-year standoff.
Kat’s face remained a perfect, impassive mask of indifference. She didn't let a fraction of her internal exhaustion show. She leaned back in her chair, picking up her espresso cup.
"I have personal matters occupying my schedule at present, Sterling," Kat answered coolly, taking a slow sip. "My return is not imminent."
Sterling frowned, looking to Heltar for support, expecting the patriarch to demand her immediate return. "Heltar, surely you agree that her presence is required..."
Heltar paused. He looked at the screen. He looked at his daughter—at the unyielding independence burning in her mismatched eyes. He saw the woman who had just flawlessly defended his empire, while completely refusing to surrender to his control.
"Lindsay will return to her designated office when she is ready," Heltar stated, his voice a low rumble that echoed with the weight of a five-year stalemate. He looked directly into the camera, delivering the final verdict. "And not a moment sooner. Her current operational distance has not impacted her voting efficacy. The arrangement stands."
Kat lowered her espresso cup. A slow, genuine, completely un-corporate smile touched her lips. She couldn't help it. She rolled her mismatched eyes dramatically, a gesture so distinctly Kat that it cracked the Lindsay armor right down the middle.
Heltar saw the eye roll. A micro-expression—the faintest, most imperceptible ghost of an amused smirk—flickered across his granite features.
"Good evening, gentlemen," Heltar said.
Click.
Heltar’s square vanished from the grid. He was gone.
The moment the Chairman logged off, the atmosphere in the digital boardroom instantly shifted. The older men visibly relaxed, their shoulders dropping, believing the apex predator had left the room. They turned their attention back to the twenty-six-year-old woman, clearly intending to bulldoze the rest of the agenda and reclaim their authority.
"Right, then," Davis sighed, shuffling his papers. "With Heltar en route, let's circle back to the secondary fleet. Lindsay, I understand your point regarding the tariffs, but if we structure the liquidation through a shell corporation..."
"Davis," Kat interrupted softly.
The bubbly, polite facade she had started the meeting with was dead and buried. Heltar was gone, which meant the unchecked authority of Barlaeris Holdings now rested entirely on her shoulders.
Kat leaned forward, resting her elbows on the kitchen island, her hands clasped together. The ring light caught the sharp, predatory gleam in her eyes. She wasn't just the heir anymore. She was the executioner.
"Let’s stop pretending," Kat said, her voice dropping into a chilling, conversational whisper. "Now that the Chairman has departed, let's stop pretending these Q3 projections aren't an embarrassment to this corporation."
Davis blinked, stunned. "I beg your pardon?"
Kat hit a button on her keyboard. Screen Sharing Activated.
A incredibly complex spreadsheet overtook the Zoom grid, filled with red highlights and aggressive fiscal annotations Kat had prepared over the weekend.
"You want to talk about shell corporations, Davis? Let's talk about the offshore holding accounts you authorized in Q1," Kat fired, her cursor flying across the screen, highlighting a specific column of data. "You claimed they would offset the integration costs. Instead, they are bleeding capital at a rate of four percent due to administrative bloat and your complete failure to negotiate the currency exchange rates."
"Lindsay, those accounts were a necessary buffer—" Sterling attempted to intervene.
"Do not interrupt me, Sterling, I am not finished," Kat snapped, her voice cracking like a whip. "You want me back in the London headquarters? Be careful what you wish for. Because if I step foot into that building, my first order of business will be auditing your entire acquisitions department. You have grown lazy. You are relying on my father's intimidation tactics to push deals through, while entirely neglecting your own due diligence."
She spent the next forty-five minutes systematically, brutally dismantling every single argument, projection, and excuse the board members presented. She didn't yell. She didn't lose her temper. She wielded numbers, tariffs, and global logistics like a scalpel, cutting away their arrogance until they were left stammering and furiously taking notes.
She was brilliant. She was terrifying. She was every inch her father's daughter, operating with a ruthless efficiency that left absolutely no room for error.
By the time she finally stopped sharing her screen, the four men on the call looked physically exhausted. Arthur, sitting in Singapore, simply looked incredibly proud.
"I expect the revised projections on my desk by Monday evening," Kat concluded, her tone leaving no room for negotiation. "Do not attempt to massage the numbers to appease my father. Give me the raw data. If the integration requires a structural pivot, we will pivot. But we will not bleed capital because you are afraid to tell him the truth."
She looked at the grid of defeated faces.
"Have a lovely weekend, gentlemen," Kat smiled, the chilling, polite mask slipping flawlessly back into place.
She hit the red button.
Leave Meeting.
The Zoom interface vanished, leaving Kat staring at her own desktop background.
Kat let out a breath, her entire body suddenly going limp. The adrenaline crash hit her with the force of a physical blow. She slumped forward against the kitchen island, burying her face in her arms, letting out a long, exhausted groan.
It was 3:15 AM.
She had survived. She had protected her father, she had dominated the board, and she had maintained her independence. She had won the battle.
But as she sat in the dark, silent loft, she felt incredibly lonely. The victory felt hollow. She missed Dunk’s oblivious chatter. She missed Markl’s sarcastic commentary. And, against all logical reason, her mind drifted back to the deep, rumbling baritone of a Valyrian lullaby.
Kat slowly lifted her head. She reached out and grabbed her phone from the counter.
She unlocked the screen. The notification from Instagram was still sitting there.
She opened the application, navigating back to the Maekar_Targaryen_Official profile. She pulled up the photograph that had been posted.
Maekar Targaryen. The Ice Dragon. The ruthless billionaire who was currently terrorizing the financial sector just as efficiently as her own father.
But in the photograph, he was just a man. A man who was exhausted, vulnerable, and fiercely protective of the baby sleeping on his chest. A man who had humbled himself, publicly and unapologetically, simply to show her that he was listening.
Kat stared at the image, her thumb gently tracing the edge of Maekar’s relaxed face on the screen.
She thought of the two billionaire men in her life. Heltar Barlaeris, who would burn the world down to control her, but who couldn't pick up a phone to say hello. And Maekar Targaryen, who had demanded she move into his house, but who had also fed his sons fast food, bought them video games, and explicitly thanked her for bringing chaos into his sterile world.
A soft smile touched Kat’s lips in the darkness.
"You're a menace, Dictionary Boy," Kat whispered to the empty room.
She didn't write an email. She didn't draft a formal response to his extortionate contract offer.
She simply opened her text messages. She tapped on the unsaved number she had dialed that morning when Aegon was screaming.
She typed out a single, rapid-fire text message, entirely abandoning all corporate protocol.
You win. I'll take the Consulting Domestic Anarchist job. But if you try to feed them wet erasers while I'm on the clock, I'm burning the East Wing down. Enjoy Tokyo, boss.
She hit send.
Kat locked her phone, finally stripping the suffocating black power blazer from her shoulders. She left it draped carelessly over the kitchen stool. She was done being Lindsay Barlaeris for the weekend.
The Queen of the Gremlins turned off the ring light, padding barefoot across the vintage rugs toward her bedroom, finally ready to sleep, knowing that her life was about to get infinitely more chaotic, and infinitely more beautiful.
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Chapter 23: Chapter Twenty-Three: Tea and Teams
Summary:
In which Maekar buys a storage closet, Aerion becomes a primary source, and Baelor suffers a "Mac & Cheese" meltdown.
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Monday morning arrived with the harsh, vibrating buzz of a phone alarm.
Kat groaned, tangling her legs in the duvet. She hadn't fallen asleep until nearly four in the morning, the adrenaline of the brutal, two-hour corporate Zoom standoff with the Barlaeris board of directors taking a while to bleed out of her system.
She slapped the alarm off, dragging herself out of bed.
She walked over to her wardrobe. She didn't want to wear a power suit. She didn't want to wear anything remotely restrictive. She wanted comfort, and she wanted to feel like herself.
She pulled out a pair of distressed, wide-leg denim jeans entirely covered in a faded floral print. They were practically falling apart at the knees, heavily frayed and comfortable. She paired it with a matching, structured denim corset top, the blue ribbons tying tightly at her shoulders.
She sat down at her vanity to tackle her hair and makeup. The spun-glass Valyrian silver was carefully braided and pinned flat against her scalp, before she secured her favorite, vibrant red lace-front wig into place. She styled the red hair into two messy braids, weaving tiny, artificial pink cherry blossoms through the plaits, letting two small buns rest at the crown of her head like fluffy ears.
She opened her contact lens case.
Her mismatched eyes stared back at her in the mirror. Last week, the cheap yellow contacts she wore to hide the purple mutation had severely irritated her corneas, leaving her eyes red and stinging.
She bypassed the yellow lenses, opting instead for a pair of high-quality, opaque, dark grey lenses. She slipped them in, blinking rapidly until they settled. The striking, mismatched colors vanished entirely, replaced by a uniform, flat, slate-grey stare. It looked slightly unnatural, almost doll-like, but it was significantly more comfortable than the burning yellow.
A quick application of smudged eyeliner and a swipe of lipstick completed the transformation.
Lindsay Barlaeris was officially buried for the week. The Queen of the Gremlins was ready for work.
She drove the roaring Bentley through the crisp morning air, pulling into the staff parking lot of King’s Row Academy just before seven-thirty.
She grabbed her canvas tote bag and her thermos of tea, fully expecting a normal, chaotic Monday morning. She would go to her classroom, organize her paints for the Year Sixs, and mentally prepare herself for the inevitable headache of dealing with Jackson’s budget cuts.
Kat pushed the door of her classroom open.
"What the actual fuck?!" Kat shouted, her canvas tote bag slipping off her shoulder and hitting the floor with a thud.
Her sanctuary had been systematically invaded.
The paint-splattered wooden desks had been shoved against the far walls. In the center of her classroom, dominating the floor space, was a large, professionally installed, brightly colored playpen constructed of high-grade, interlocking plastic fencing.
The entire floor inside the pen was covered in thick, interlocking foam puzzle mats. Scattered across the mats was a staggering array of expensive, educational toddler toys—wooden activity cubes, soft plush blocks, and a miniature, low-to-the-ground bookshelf filled with board books.
And that wasn't all.
To her immediate left, the door to her primary storage closet—the room where she usually kept the hazardous chemicals, the turpentine, and the spare canvases—was wide open.
The hazardous materials were gone. The shelves had been cleared. In their place was a sleek, modern changing table, a small, pristine white crib, and a comfortable, plush rocking chair. Her storage closet had been entirely converted into a fully functional, high-end nursery suite.
Standing in the center of the room, holding a clipboard and barking orders at two sweaty maintenance workers, was Headmaster Jackson.
Jackson spun around at the sound of her shout, his bald head gleaming under the fluorescent lights.
"Katherine!" Jackson greeted, offering a tight, incredibly strained smile. "Excellent. You're here. We are just finalizing the... logistical upgrades to your teaching environment."
Kat marched into the room, her platform boots thudding ominously against the linoleum. "Logistical upgrades?! Jackson, you have built a toddler maximum-security prison in the middle of my art room! Where the hell am I supposed to put my classes?!"
"They will simply have to work around the perimeter, Katherine," Jackson replied dismissively, waving a hand at the workers to continue assembling the crib. "This is your new operational reality. You are to provide exclusive, one-on-one supervision for Aegon Targaryen for the duration of the academic day."
"I am an art teacher!" Kat shrieked, her grey-lensed eyes flashing with fury. "I am not a bloody daycare center! You cannot just convert my classroom into a nursery!"
"I can, and I have," Jackson stated, puffing his chest out slightly, emboldened by the influx of capital currently sitting in the school's bank account. "Mr. Targaryen was exceedingly generous, Katherine. He authorized a fifty-thousand-pound donation specifically earmarked for these renovations. He has functionally purchased this space."
Kat stared at the Headmaster, her jaw clenching so tightly her teeth ground together.
Fifty thousand pounds.
Maekar hadn't just accepted her extortionate terms for the evening and weekend consulting gig. He had proactively, ruthlessly deployed his wealth to ensure his youngest son remained permanently anchored to her side during the day, bypassing her refusal to become his nanny.
He had trapped her. And he had done it by throwing enough money at a failing public school to ensure the Headmaster would sell his own grandmother to accommodate the billionaire's demands.
"Fine," Kat growled, her voice dropping into a low, lethal purr. She stepped forward, pointing a finger directly at Jackson's chest. "You sold my classroom. But it is still my classroom. I decide where things go. Tell these blokes to move that playpen three feet to the left, or my seniors won't be able to access the sinks. And if they scratched my easel, I am taking it out of your salary."
Jackson swallowed hard, taking a quick step backward. "Yes. Of course, Katherine. Whatever you need."
Jackson scurried away to direct the workers.
Kat let out a frustrated sigh, running a hand over her face. She walked over to the playpen, looking at the mountain of expensive toys.
"Morning," a familiar, dry voice called out from the doorway.
Markl strolled into the classroom, holding two steaming paper cups of coffee. He took one look at the playpen, the converted storage closet, and the furious expression on Kat’s face.
He didn't look surprised. He just looked deeply amused.
"I brought you tea," Markl offered, holding a cup out. "Do I even need to ask about the sudden influx of primary-colored plastic?"
Kat snatched the coffee cup, glaring at the playpen. "Dictionary Boy struck again. He bribed Jackson with fifty grand. I am officially the permanent, daytime warden for the Targaryen boy. I have lost my storage closet."
"Ah," Markl nodded slowly, taking a sip of his own coffee. A slow, incredibly smug grin spread across his face. "So... Mama brings baby to work."
Kat’s head snapped toward him, her grey lenses narrowing dangerously. "I am not a mother, Markl! I have known Aerion for exactly five days, and I have known Aegon for one! I am an educator! I am a victim of corporate extortion!"
"Keep telling yourself that, Kat," Markl chuckled, leaning against the doorframe. "It doesn't change the facts. The Ice Dragon imprinted on you. He took one look at you in that bunny suit and officially claimed you as the Mama Wyvern. You belong to the hoard now."
Kat scowled, crossing her arms tightly over the floral corset top, entirely refusing to engage with his terrifyingly accurate psychological assessment of the billionaire's actions.
"Shut up," Kat muttered.
Markl laughed, clapping her on the shoulder. "Come on. The maintenance guys are almost done. Let's go out to the parking lot and have a smoke. You can aggressively rant at the driver once he pulls up."
"I am not going to rant at Thomas," Kat sighed, following Markl out into the hallway. "Thomas is a lovely man who is simply caught in the crossfire of his boss's insanity. But I am absolutely going to rant at Maekar."
They pushed through the fire doors, stepping out into the crisp, freezing morning air of the staff parking lot.
Kat didn't reach for her own cheap, rolling tobacco. She reached deep into the pocket of her baggy jeans and pulled out the silver Sobranie cigarette case she had stolen from Maekar’s pocket at the Velvet Lounge.
She popped it open. There were still a dozen pristine, black, gold-filtered cigarettes nestled inside.
She pulled one out, placing it between her lips, and offered the case to Markl.
Markl raised an eyebrow, looking at the incredibly expensive tobacco. He reached out and took one. "You don't usually smoke these. I didn't realize how much I missed the smell of actual, high-end tobacco until you pulled this out. These are bloody expensive, Kat."
"I know," Kat smirked, flicking her lighter and lighting her cigarette, before leaning over to light Markl’s.
"You're richer than Maekar Targaryen," Markl pointed out, taking a slow, appreciative drag. "You own half a global empire. Why do you smoke the cheap, terrible roll-ups?"
"Because I budget, Markl," Kat replied smoothly, blowing a cloud of smoke into the cold air. "If I start smoking forty-pound-a-pack cigarettes, I’ll blow through my teacher’s salary in a week. I refuse to touch the Barlaeris trust fund for frivolous expenses. It’s the principle of the thing."
"You are the worst rich girl I know," Markl muttered, shaking his head.
"I am the only rich girl you know," Kat corrected with a wink.
Markl looked at her face, noticing the change in her eyes for the first time. "You ditched the yellow lenses. I like the grey. It’s... slightly unnerving, but it looks cool."
"Thanks," Kat smiled, blinking behind the opaque lenses. "The yellow ones were scratching my corneas. I wanted to try something different this week. They feel a lot better."
They finished their cigarettes in companionable silence.
Ten minutes later, the town car turned the corner and glided smoothly into the staff parking lot.
Kat immediately pulled her phone from her pocket. She didn't wait for the car to park. She hit the dial button, calling Maekar's private number.
The phone rang twice.
"Kat," Maekar’s deep baritone answered, sounding entirely awake, alert, and impossibly smug. "I trust the renovations to your classroom are to your exact specifications?"
"You arrogant, manipulative bastard!" Kat shrieked into the phone, her voice pitching high with exaggerated, theatrical fury as she watched Thomas open the rear door of the car. "You cannot just buy my classroom! I am going to murder you! I am going to paint your entire estate neon pink!"
Maekar chuckled, a rich, dark sound that vibrated through the speaker. "A neon pink estate would certainly damage the property value, but I believe the acoustic foam in the recreational hall would absorb the worst of the visual assault."
"Don't change the subject!" Kat snapped, watching Aerion scramble out of the car.
The ten-year-old was wearing his baggy cargo pants and a slightly oversized, faded green hoodie. He looked infinitely more relaxed than he had on his first day. He spotted Kat, his face lighting up with a huge grin, and he immediately sprinted across the asphalt toward her.
Aerion didn't hesitate. He launched himself at Kat, wrapping his arms tightly around her waist in a unprompted hug.
"I had a great weekend, Kat!" Aerion cheered, his voice muffled against her stomach.
Kat’s heart melted instantly. She wrapped her free arm around the boy's shoulders, hugging him back tightly. "That's brilliant, Duck. I'm so glad. You can tell me all about it during form time, alright? Go on inside to the breakfast club. I think Leo and Benji are already in the cafeteria."
"Okay!" Aerion nodded eagerly, pulling back and jogging toward the main doors, practically bouncing with excitement to tell his friends about the video games and the drum kit.
Kat turned her attention back to the phone, her fierce glare returning as she watched Thomas carefully unbuckle the baby seat.
"Right, Dictionary Boy, listen to me," Kat ordered, her tone dropping into a rapid, authoritative list. "Since you have officially hijacked my classroom, I need supplies. I need three packs of wet wipes, a surplus of nappies, a designated, sealed container for his formula, and at least two changes of clothes because I guarantee you he is going to get covered in paint today."
"Thomas has been instructed to deliver a comprehensive supply bag," Maekar replied smoothly, entirely unbothered by her demands. "Is there anything else you require?"
"Yes," Kat hissed, crossing her arms. "I need to know who is watching these boys when the school bell rings. I have the after-school art club today until four-thirty. Have you actually managed to hire a competent evening nanny yet, or am I going to have to hijack your driver and feed them fast food again?"
"I have not secured a replacement evening coordinator," Maekar admitted, his voice tightening slightly.
"Have you even tried?!" Kat demanded.
"I have contacted three elite agencies this morning. None were able to provide immediate, vetted coverage that met my specific parameters," Maekar stated defensively.
"Liar," Kat scoffed loudly. "You didn't even call them. You're intentionally sabotaging your own childcare logistics so you can force me to come to the estate tonight!"
A low unrepentant chuckle echoed through the phone. "You are officially on the payroll as the Consulting Domestic Anarchist, Kat. You will be compensated for your time. I am perfectly capable of managing the nocturnal routines once I return from the office, but I require your presence to bridge the gap."
"You are a manipulative nightmare," Kat growled, calling him a string of highly explicit, incredibly creative northern insults that would have made a sailor blush.
Markl had to walk away cose he couldn't breath from laughing so hard but some of Kat's word floated back to him ".... You miserable, toss-pot cunt... A slack-jawed, pussy-aching waste of skin....kind of witless cunt who’d trip over a cordless phone.... Utter knob-jockey.... "
Maekar laughed harder, the sound rich and genuine. "I am currently entering a hostile negotiation regarding the Tokyo integration, Kat. Your profanity is highly motivating, but I must depart. I shall see you this evening."
"Fine. Byeeee!" Kat huffed, rolling her eyes and hitting the end call button with a sharp tap of her thumb.
She slipped the phone into her pocket, turning to Markl, who was shaking his head in amusement.
"He is impossible," Kat muttered.
"He is obsessed with you," Markl corrected, walking with her toward the town car.
Thomas had successfully extracted Aegon from the car seat. The baby was bundled up in a bright, sunshine-yellow fleece onesie Maekar had purchased at the department store. It was incredibly soft, vibrant, and looked out of place against the dark interior of the luxury vehicle.
"Morning, Thomas!" Kat greeted warmly, her anger vanished as she reached out.
"Good morning, Miss Hart," Thomas smiled, looking relieved to be handing the baby over to someone competent. He gently transferred Aegon into Kat’s waiting arms. "Master Aegon slept relatively well, though he was rather insistent on bringing his new stuffed animal in the car."
Thomas reached back and pulled out the squishy purple plush dragon, handing it to Markl, along with a black designer baby bag.
Kat bounced Aegon on her hip. The baby blinked his wide violet eyes, looking at her face. He stared at the dark grey lenses, slightly confused by the missing purple and brown, but then his eyes caught the artificial pink cherry blossoms woven into her red braids.
Aegon’s face instantly lit up with a toothy grin.
"Kitty!" Aegon babbled happily, reaching a chubby hand out to bat at one of the hanging braids.
"Hello, little dragon," Kat cooed, pressing a soft kiss to his silver head. "Are you ready to make a mess today? Yes, you are."
She thanked Thomas, who quickly retreated to the driver's seat and drove away, likely thrilled to have a few hours of peace.
Kat and Markl carried the baby, the dragon, and the supplies into the school.
Kat walked directly to the newly installed playpen, setting Aegon down onto the colorful foam mats. She tossed the purple dragon in next to him.
"Right, I'll go down to the cafeteria and grab him some mashed fruit and a bit of toast for breakfast," Markl offered, setting the baby bag onto the changing table.
"Thanks, Markl. You're a lifesaver," Kat smiled.
The moment Markl left the room, Kat climbed over the low plastic fencing and dropped onto the foam mats next to Aegon.
For the next ten minutes, Kat abandoned her dignity. She laid on her back, holding Aegon above her, flying him around like an airplane, making ridiculous, exaggerated engine noises. She puffed her cheeks out, she blew raspberries on his stomach, and she tickled his sides until the boy was practically hyperventilating with laughter, repeatedly falling over onto the soft mats because he was giggling so hard he couldn't maintain his balance.
Markl returned with a small bowl of mashed bananas and a piece of soft toast.
He didn't interrupt the play session. He simply sat on the edge of the playpen, dangling a soft plush block just out of Aegon’s reach, playing a gentle game of keep-away while Kat expertly maneuvered small spoonfuls of banana into the giggling baby's mouth.
It was entirely domestic. It was chaotic, messy, and perfectly orchestrated.
The harsh, grating klaxon of the warning bell blared through the school, signaling the imminent start of the morning form period.
"Right," Markl sighed, standing up and dusting off his knees. "I have to go prepare the kilns for the kiddos. I will see you at lunch, Mama Wyvern."
"I am going to throw a lump of wet clay at your head, Markl," Kat threatened, though she was smiling. "Bye."
Aegon, recognizing the farewell, raised a sticky, banana-covered hand and waved enthusiastically at the retreating pottery teacher. "Kitty! Up!"
"Okay, little dragon," Kat laughed, scooping the boy up from the mats and settling him securely against her hip.
The door swung open, and the chaotic horde of gremlins poured into the classroom.
They stopped, unfazed by the presence of the baby—having survived the pastel bunny suit incident on Friday—but they were incredibly curious about the playpen and the newly converted nursery closet.
"Miss, did you actually move a baby into the school?" Leo asked, dropping his bag onto a desk.
"I did," Kat announced loudly, raising her voice over the chatter. "Aegon is officially a permanent, daytime resident of the art department. Which means the rules from Friday remain in effect. No shouting, no running near the pen, and absolutely no feeding him anything you find on the floor. Behave yourselves."
"We can handle a baby, K," Sal grinned, taking her seat.
"Good. Now, someone connect to the speaker and put some music on, keep it relatively low," Kat instructed, moving around the room.
The next fifteen minutes were a blur of morning administrative chaos. Music played softly in the background while students recounted their weekend adventures.
Aerion sat at his desk, surrounded by Leo and Sal, animatedly describing the crimson drum kit his father had bought him, and the hilarious video game tournament they had waged on Saturday night. He didn't mention the fast-food run, honoring Kat’s demand for stealth, but he looked happier than he ever had.
When the bell tolled for the end of the form period, Kat stood by the door, wishing the kids a good morning as they filed out toward their respective classes.
"If there are any fires, you know where to find me!" Kat called out.
The room emptied out, leaving only Aerion and five other students who had stayed behind.
Leo, looking exhausted, immediately grabbed a squishy blue beanbag from the corner and dragged it near the radiators.
"Kat, I was up until three playing FIFA," Leo yawned dramatically, collapsing onto the beanbag. "I am dead. Can I sleep?"
"Knock yourself out, Leo," Kat waved a hand permissively. Several other students followed suit, grabbing beanbags and curling up for a quick nap.
"Right," Kat said, looking at Aerion, who had pulled out his English literature textbook. "Aegon and I are going to go annoy Mr. Stool for a bit. We need to introduce him to the thunderdome."
"I can do my English in here?" Aerion asked, gesturing to the quiet, sleeping students.
"Yeah, Duck. It’s quiet enough," Kat nodded, adjusting Aegon on her hip. "Once you’re done with the chapter, or if you need help dissecting the metaphors, just come find me. I'll be in the music wing."
"Okay," Aerion smiled, immediately opening his book and diving into the text, unbothered by the lack of direct supervision.
Kat carried Aegon out into the yellow-painted hallway, marching toward the music department.
She pushed through the soundproofed double doors, stepping into Mr. Stool’s sanctuary.
The eccentric music teacher was currently standing in the center of the room, wearing a violently patterned Hawaiian shirt and a pair of neon orange shorts, tuning a snare drum.
He looked up as Kat entered, his eyes widening as they landed on the baby.
"Kat!" Mr. Stool bellowed, his voice booming over the ambient noise of a few students practicing scales in the corner. "You have brought a tiny human into the realm of pure sound! Excellent! We must discover his instrument immediately!"
"Keep it down, Stool, you'll deafen him," Kat laughed, walking further into the room.
The older music students paused their playing, watching with amused grins as the wild-haired music teacher immediately abandoned his snare drum and began sprinting around the room, picking up various instruments and holding them out to the bewildered boy.
He shook a tambourine. Aegon blinked, unimpressed.
He gently struck a triangle. Aegon frowned, turning his face into Kat’s shoulder.
Finally, Mr. Stool sat down at his piano in the corner of the room. He dramatically cracked his knuckles and began to play a fast, bouncy ragtime melody.
Aegon’s head snapped up. His eyes widened. The baby let out a loud, delighted squeal, pointing his finger directly at the piano keys.
"Aha!" Mr. Stool cheered, his fingers flying across the ivory. "The boy is a pianist! He recognizes the percussive majesty of the keys!"
Mr. Stool didn't stop playing. He launched into a loud, boisterous, ridiculous sing-along song about a frog who lost his hat. The older students in the room, accustomed to their teacher's madness, immediately joined in, clapping their hands and singing the chorus.
Kat laughed out loud. She gently lowered Aegon to the floor, keeping a firm grip on both of his tiny hands.
Aegon captivated by the music and the clapping teenagers, began to stomp his little feet against the floorboards. He bounced his knees, doing a clumsy, adorable toddler dance, giggling hysterically as Kat swayed him back and forth to the rhythm.
They stayed in the music room for twenty minutes, surrounded by noise, laughter, and joy.
Finally, knowing she had to prepare for her next class, Kat scooped the panting, happy baby back up.
"Brilliant performance, Stool!" Kat called out over the music. "We’ll be back for his concerto in few days!"
"The piano awaits, tiny maestro!" Mr. Stool yelled back, striking a dramatic final chord.
Aegon giggled, raising a hand to wave enthusiastically at the music teacher.
Kat carried the baby back down the hall toward her classroom. As they walked, she listened intently as Aegon babbled happily, offering him soft, encouraging responses, treating his nonsense syllables as if they were insights into the human condition.
They stepped back into the art room just as the warning bell tolled the end of the first period.
The sleeping teenagers on the beanbags groaned, slowly peeling themselves up off the floor and gathering their bags to head to their next classes.
Aerion packed his English textbook away, zipping his bag shut.
"I'm off to Maths, Kat," Aerion announced, slinging the bag over his shoulder.
"Right you are, Duck. Survive the equations," Kat smiled, walking over to the playpen.
She gently lowered Aegon into the center of the foam mats, surrounding him with his toys and the purple dragon.
"Right, little man," Kat instructed, crouching down to look at the baby. "I have a horde of Year Threes arriving in about thirty seconds. They are six and seven years old, and they are feral. We are doing finger painting today. I need you to be on your best behavior, okay? You're going to help me demonstrate."
Aegon grabbed a soft, wooden block, chewing on the corner happily, unbothered by the impending chaos.
The door swung open, and the wave of primary students flooded into the room, their voices high and excited.
For the next hour, Kat was a whirlwind of colorful, educational anarchy. She strapped tiny aprons onto the children, distributed large sheets of paper, and poured puddles of non-toxic, vibrant finger paints onto plastic trays.
She moved around the room, demonstrating techniques, encouraging the messy, uninhibited creativity she loved so much.
Aegon was perfectly content in his playpen. He played with his blocks, occasionally throwing the purple dragon across the mats and giggling as it bounced.
But every few minutes, entirely unprompted, the baby would stop what he was doing. He would look up from his toys, his wide violet eyes scanning the colorful room until he found the flash of fiery red braids and the floral corset top.
"Kitty!" Aegon would call out happily, just to ensure she was still there.
And every single time, without fail, no matter what she was doing, Kat would stop. She would pause mid-sentence, turn away from the student she was helping, and look directly at the playpen.
She would offer the baby a warm smile, wave her hand, and call back, "I'm right here, little dragon!"
Aegon would giggle, satisfied that his world was safe, and go back to playing.
And Kat, her heart incredibly full, would turn back to her class, perfectly balancing the chaos of the art room with the quiet responsibility of being the one person the tiny Targaryen heir trusted to keep him safe.
The echoing chime of the mid-morning bell signaled a brief, twenty-minute reprieve from the academic onslaught.
Kat pushed through the doors of the staff room, a slightly battered ceramic mug of tea clutched in one hand, and Aegon expertly balanced on her opposite hip. The boy was wearing a tiny, paint-splattered plastic apron over his sunshine-yellow onesie, a testament to his enthusiastic participation in the Year Three finger-painting demonstration.
The staff room was a mix of exhausted educators huddled over a sputtering coffee machine and frantic grading. Kat bypassed the main seating area, heading straight for her usual, designated sanctuary: a battered, overstuffed brown leather sofa in the far corner, currently occupied by Markl.
"Make room, Hatter," Kat commanded, dropping onto the cushions next to him with a sigh. She settled Aegon onto her lap, facing outward so he could survey the room.
Markl looked up from the stack of Year Six pottery evaluations he was grading. He took in the paint smears on Kat’s forearms and the bright blue smudge across Aegon’s nose.
"Surviving the trenches?" Markl asked, his dark eyes crinkling with amusement.
"Barely," Kat grumbled, taking a reviving sip of her tea. "The Year Threes discovered that mixing all the primary colors together creates a sludge that looks alarmingly like toxic waste. It was a massacre."
She set her mug down on the low coffee table and reached into her tote bag. She pulled out a small, bright green plastic sippy cup and handed it to Aegon.
"Here you go, little dragon," Kat smiled, her voice softening instantly. "Proper builder's tea. Extra milky, just a dash of sugar. Get it down you."
Aegon eagerly took the cup with both hands, gnawing happily on the soft plastic spout.
Markl watched the interaction, shaking his head. "You are actively caffeinating a one-year-old. Is that even legal?"
"It's mostly milk," Kat defended, waving a hand dismissively. "Besides, he needs the energy. We have Year Fours next, and they are doing papier-mâché. It requires intense focus."
Markl snorted, returning his attention to his grading.
They sat in comfortable silence for a few minutes, the low hum of teacher gossip washing over them. Kat absently bounced her knee, keeping Aegon content, while simultaneously reviewing her lesson plan on her phone.
Suddenly, Aegon pulled the sippy cup from his mouth. He looked around the busy staff room, his wide violet eyes landing on a particularly frantic geography teacher who had just dropped a stack of worksheets.
Aegon pointed a paint-stained finger directly at the man.
"Fuck!" Aegon announced cheerfully, his voice ringing with crystal-clear clarity across the quiet corner of the staff room.
Kat froze. The blood instantly drained from her face. Her jaw dropped open, her grey lenses staring blankly at the baby in her lap.
Markl’s head snapped up so fast he nearly dropped his red grading pen. He stared at Aegon, and then his dark eyes whipped toward Kat, filled with horror and accusation.
"Katherine," Markl hissed, his voice dropping into a panicked whisper. "What the hell have you been teaching him?!"
"It wasn't me!" Kat whispered back frantically, her hands flying up in a gesture of surrender. "I swear to god, Markl, I didn't teach him that! I didn't say that word to him!"
Aegon thrilled by the sudden focus of the two adults, grinned widely, displaying his tiny bottom teeth.
"Fuh-ck!" Aegon repeated, kicking his little legs happily against Kat’s thighs.
"Oh, my god," Kat whimpered, burying her face in her hands. "Dictionary Boy is going to murder me. He is going to march into this school, buy the building, and bury me beneath the foundation. He is going to think I corrupted his son."
"You did corrupt his son!" Markl argued, glancing nervously around the staff room to ensure none of the more conservative teachers had heard the baby's profanity. "That baby is going to learn significantly worse with you around, Kat!"
"I hardly ever swear!" Kat defended herself indignantly, dropping her hands from her face.
Markl leveled her with a stare so dry it could have evaporated an ocean.
"Kat," Markl said slowly, enunciating every syllable. "I literally had to walk away from you in the parking lot this morning because I couldn't breathe from laughing so hard at the things you were calling his father. You called the billionaire CEO of a global conglomerate a 'slack-jawed, pussy-aching waste of skin' while the baby was sitting two feet away in the car."
"That was different!" Kat flushed a deep, guilty red beneath her makeup. "That was creative expression! And besides, 'cunt' is a phenomenal word. It is incredibly versatile. It is the punctuation mark of the working class!"
Aegon, whose linguistic sponge of a brain was currently operating at maximum capacity, instantly latched onto the new, sharp consonant sound.
The baby dropped his sippy cup onto Kat’s lap. He looked up at her, his eyes shining with innocent, repetitive joy.
"Cunt!" Aegon babbled happily.
Kat let out a high-pitched, strangled shriek of horror.
"No! No, no, no!" Kat panicked, quickly clamping a hand gently but firmly over the baby's mouth. She looked around wildly. "Please, Egg. Please no. Daddy will actually fire me out of a cannon."
Aegon giggled against her palm, entirely unbothered, his muffled voice continuing the chant. "Mmph-cunt! Mmph-cunt!"
"Oh, gods, I am going to die," Kat groaned, letting her head fall back against the leather sofa in utter despair. "I am a dead woman walking. The Consulting Domestic Anarchist career is over before it even began."
Markl couldn't hold it in any longer. He burst into a wheezing fit of laughter, clutching his stomach as he watched the Queen of the Gremlins utterly defeated by a one-year-old parrot.
"You are a terrible mother, Mama Wyvern," Markl choked out between laughs. "Absolutely terrible."
Kat’s eyes narrowed into grey slits. The panic was instantly overridden by her competitive streak.
"Oh, you want terrible?" Kat hissed playfully.
Without warning, Kat lunged. She didn't drop Aegon; she simply secured him tightly against her side with one arm and threw her entire upper body weight directly at Markl.
"Ack!" Markl yelled in surprise as Kat tackled him into the armrest of the sofa.
Kat playfully shoved his shoulder, grabbing his leather top hat and yanking it down over his eyes. Markl laughed, pushing her back, batting her hands away from his grading papers.
Aegon, caught in the middle of the mock-wrestling match, forgot about his new vocabulary words. The baby threw his head back, letting out a joyous, echoing belly laugh, his tiny hands grabbing at Markl’s shirt as the two adults playfully bickered over him.
The twenty-minute break flew by in a blur of laughter and spilled tea.
When the warning bell finally rang, Kat hoisted Aegon back onto her hip, retrieved her canvas bag, and waved goodbye to a highly disheveled Markl.
She carried Aegon back down the yellow-painted hallway toward the art wing. The corridors were relatively empty, the students already shuffling into their third-period classrooms.
"Right, let's burn off some of that energy, shall we?" Kat murmured to the baby.
She set Aegon down on the linoleum floor, a few feet away from the door of her classroom. She didn't pick him back up. Instead, she knelt down a few paces away, holding her hands out toward him.
"Come on, little dragon," Kat encouraged, her voice bright and inviting. "Show me those steps. Come to Kitty."
Aegon blinked, looking at the distance between them. He had been practicing his walking at the estate, but it was usually on thick, plush Persian rugs, with a nanny hovering anxiously inches behind him, terrified he would fall and damage himself.
Here, on the hard linoleum, Kat wasn't hovering. She was waiting.
Aegon took a deep breath, his face setting into a mask of intense, adorable concentration. He raised his arms for balance, his tiny hands curled into fists, and took a hesitant, wobbly step forward.
"That's it!" Kat cheered, her eyes shining with pride. "Good boy!"
Aegon took another step, his confidence growing. He let out a happy babble, speeding up his pace, executing a clumsy, staggering toddler-run directly into Kat’s waiting arms.
Kat caught him, pulling him into a hug, burying her face in his silver stubble.
"You're brilliant, you are," Kat whispered, her heart swelling with an entirely un-corporate affection.
She scooped him up and pushed through the doors of her classroom.
Her second-period class was already filtering in. It was a group of Year Fours—eight and nine-year-olds. They were slightly more manageable than the feral Year Threes, but still possessed enough chaotic energy to require vigilance.
"Right, grab your aprons, gremlins!" Kat announced, marching to the front of the room. "We are tackling papier-mâché today. I want to see structural integrity, and I want to see ambition. If you're building a volcano, I want to see the magma chambers!"
The children cheered, scrambling for the supply cupboards.
Kat walked over to the brightly colored playpen in the center of the room. She gently lowered Aegon onto the blue foam mats.
"Okay, Egg," Kat instructed, pulling a large piece construction paper from a nearby desk and laying it flat on the mats in front of him. "You are on independent study for this block."
She reached into a plastic bin, pulling out a set of chunky, washable toddler crayons and a few large, soft rubber stamps designed for small hands. She arranged them neatly around the paper.
Aegon immediately grabbed a bright red crayon, captivated by the new tools.
Kat smiled, turning her attention back to the chaos of the classroom.
For the next half hour, she was everywhere at once. She helped a young girl construct a wire armature for a papier-mâché horse. She mediated a fierce debate over the appropriate mixture ratio of flour and water for the paste. She was a constant, vibrant, commanding presence.
But her eyes never strayed far from the playpen.
Aegon was remarkably well-behaved. He sat on the mats, happily scribbling erratic lines of red and blue across the paper, occasionally stamping a large, messy green star into the center of his masterpiece.
He was content. But he was also a one-year-old who had been awake for several hours, and the chaotic noise of thirty children working with wet paste was beginning to take its toll.
Around the thirty-minute mark, Aegon dropped his red crayon. He rubbed his eyes with a paint-stained fist, letting out a soft, tired whine.
Kat heard the sound instantly, her maternal radar flawlessly tuned.
She excused herself from the group she was helping and walked swiftly over to the playpen.
"Nap time, little man?" Kat asked softly, leaning over the plastic fencing.
Aegon looked up at her, his eyes drooping heavily. He reached his arms up, demanding to be held.
"Right you are," Kat nodded, lifting him out of the pen.
She carried him over to the converted storage closet. The room was dim, the harsh fluorescent lights replaced by a soft, warm amber lamp Kat had brought in from home. The pristine white crib sat waiting in the corner.
Kat laid Aegon down on the sleek changing table, quickly and efficiently changing his nappy, murmuring a soft, constant stream of soothing nonsense to keep him calm.
When he was changed and comfortable, Kat didn't simply drop him into the crib and walk away.
She turned around, grabbing the rocking chair that Jackson’s maintenance crew had provided. With a grunt of effort, she dragged the chair out of the dim closet, pulling it directly into the doorway so she was straddling the threshold between the quiet nursery and the bustling art room.
She sat down in the chair, pulling Aegon tightly against her chest.
She could still see every single student in her classroom. She could still monitor the papier-mâché progress and ensure no one was eating the paste.
But she was also entirely present for the baby.
Kat began to rock, a slow, steady, hypnotic rhythm. She didn't sing a Valyrian lullaby. She hummed a soft, acoustic melody she remembered from her own childhood, her hand rubbing slow circles against Aegon’s back.
The combination of the rocking, the humming, and the steady, ambient noise of the classroom worked like magic. Within five minutes, Aegon’s breathing evened out, his tiny body going limp against her chest, fast asleep.
Kat didn't move him to the crib immediately. She just sat there, rocking slowly, watching her students create art, while holding the sleeping Targaryen boy securely in her arms.
She thought of the neon-pink post-it note she had left on Maekar’s desk. She thought of the exorbitant contract she had demanded, and the terrifying, arrogant man who had actually agreed to it.
She was going to the estate tonight. She was going to walk into the Ice Dragon's lair and actively undermine his authority.
As Kat looked down at the sleeping baby, a slow smile touched her lips.
Bring it on, Dictionary Boy, Kat thought, her eyes shining with determination. Let's see what you've got.
Between second and third period, the hallways descended into a localized state of anarchy. Lockers slammed with the force of artillery fire, trainers squeaked violently against the scuffed linoleum, and the ambient volume of five hundred students shouting over one another was enough to give a lesser man a migraine.
Aerion navigated the current with surprising, newfound agility. Just a week ago, the proximity of so many un-tailored, loud, unpredictable students would have sent him spiraling into a panic. He would have pressed himself against the lockers, his spine perfectly straight, terrified of catching a communicable disease or being drawn into an unsanctioned altercation.
Today, however, Aerion moved with the flow. He kept his head down, his hands shoved deep into the pockets of his hoodie, his backpack slung casually over one shoulder.
He was flanked by Leo and Sal, the two cutting a path through the throngs of children.
"Where’s Benji?" Aerion asked, raising his voice slightly to be heard over the din as they rounded the corner toward the Arts and Humanities wing. He hadn't seen the boy since morning form period.
Leo let out a dismissive snort, not even breaking his stride. "Benji skipped. I saw him walking out the main gates right after the first bell. Said he couldn't be fucked today. Reckon he’s gone back to his mum’s flat to play FIFA and eat stale Wotsits."
Aerion’s eyes widened to the size of saucers. He stumbled slightly, nearly tripping over his own scuffed checkerboard slip-ons.
"He... he skipped?" Aerion repeated, his brain struggling to process the information. "He just left the premises? Without authorization?"
"Yeah, mate. Truancy," Sal chuckled, looking back at Aerion’s horrified expression. "It happens. Not everyone has the iron-clad fortitude to endure Maths on a Monday."
Aerion stared at them. At St. Jude’s Academy, skipping a class was not simply an administrative infraction; it was treated as a full-scale tactical emergency. If a student failed to report to their designated desk within sixty seconds of the bell, the campus security detail was mobilized. Parents were contacted. The boy would be hunted down, dragged into the Headmaster’s office, and subjected to a grueling interrogation followed by a month of punitive detention. The idea that a student could simply declare they 'couldn't be fucked' and walk out the front gates to play video games was a level of anarchic freedom that Aerion could barely comprehend.
"Won't the Headmaster call his parents?" Aerion asked anxiously, expecting alarms to start blaring at any moment.
"Jackson?" Leo laughed, shaking his head. "Mate, Jackson doesn't even know what day it is unless Simone writes it on a post-it note and sticks it to his forehead. They’ll mark him absent, he’ll get a text from the automated attendance system, and he’ll have to bring a forged sick note tomorrow. It’s fine. Stop stressing. You’re at King’s Row now, not Alcatraz."
Aerion swallowed hard, nodding slowly. It was brilliant, and terrifying, and utterly wild.
They reached the door of room H4.
"Right, here we are," Sal sighed, her shoulders slumping as she reached for the brass handle. "The absolute, undisputed graveyard of human joy. History with Abernathy."
Aerion followed Leo and Sal into the classroom.
Room H4 was notoriously dreary. It smelled permanently of damp paper, old chalk dust, and the lingering scent of despair. The beige walls were lined with faded, curling maps of the Roman Empire that hadn't been updated since the Berlin Wall fell.
The man who presided over this educational purgatory was Mr. Abernathy.
Mr. Abernathy was a thin man who permanently looked as though he had slept in his suit. His ties were famously hideous, usually featuring clashing geometric patterns, and his voice possessed a monotonous, droning quality that was scientifically proven to induce narcolepsy within fourteen minutes. He was a man who, according to local school legend, had simply given up on life sometime around 2012 and had been operating on autopilot ever since. He usually sat behind his desk, reading directly from a battered textbook without ever looking up to make eye contact with his students.
But as Aerion walked into H4 today, he immediately sensed that something was catastrophically wrong.
Mr. Abernathy was not sitting behind his desk.
Mr. Abernathy was standing in the exact center of the room. He was holding a long, wooden pointer stick. His eyes were wide, practically manic behind his thick-rimmed glasses. He was pacing back and forth in front of the whiteboard, practically vibrating with a unhinged energy that Aerion had never witnessed in the man.
"Sit down! Quickly, quickly, take your seats!" Abernathy snapped, waving the pointer stick at the incoming students with urgency. "We have a monumental amount of ground to cover today! The curriculum has finally breached the medieval era!"
Leo slid into the desk next to Aerion, dropping his bag onto the floor with a thud. He stared at the history teacher, looking genuinely alarmed.
"What is wrong with him?" Leo whispered to Aerion, leaning across the aisle. "Did someone spike his thermos with a double espresso? He looks like he’s about to have a coronary."
"I don't know," Aerion whispered back, pulling his notebook and a pen from his bag.
Sitting at the desk directly in front of Aerion was Ruby. Ruby was a independent, gum-chewing girl and a permanent expression of supreme, unbothered boredom. She had no filter, and she possessed a terrifying ability to uncover gossip.
Ruby turned around in her seat, leaning back so her elbows rested on Aerion’s desk. She blew a massive pink bubble, letting it pop loudly before she spoke.
"He’s buzzing because it’s the only unit he actually cares about," Ruby drawled, gesturing toward the front of the room with her pen. "My older sister had him three years ago. He literally sleeps through the World Wars, he ignores the Industrial Revolution, but the second the syllabus hits the Targaryen dynasty, he turns into a frothing fanboy."
Aerion froze. His pen halted above the blank page of his notebook.
The Targaryen dynasty. His family.
Aerion felt a cold sweat break out across his palms. At St. Jude’s, learning about his own ancestors was a grueling affair, overseen by private tutors who demanded he memorize the exact dates of every single battle, treaty, and royal decree. But doing it here, in a public school, surrounded by thirty kids who looked at him like he was an alien? It felt exposing.
"Right!" Mr. Abernathy practically shouted, slamming his wooden pointer against the whiteboard.
The classroom jumped.
Abernathy clicked a remote in his hand, and the digital projector mounted on the ceiling flared to life. A slightly blurry, heavily pixelated image of a sprawling, ancient family tree appeared on the whiteboard. The top of the tree was crowned with stylized crest—a three-headed red dragon breathing fire.
The Targaryen sigil.
Aerion sank a little lower in his plastic chair, pulling the drawstrings of his hoodie tightly so the collar crept up around his chin. He wanted to become invisible.
"Today, we begin our deep dive into the zenith of historical drama!" Abernathy announced, his voice losing its usual monotone drone, rising into an excited, theatrical pitch. "We are leaving behind the boring crop rotations of the Tudor period. Today, we enter an era of fire, blood, and catastrophic familial dysfunction! We are discussing the Targaryen Civil War! The Dance of the Dragons!"
The class remained entirely silent. A few students in the back row immediately put their heads down on their desks, preparing to sleep.
Abernathy ignored the apathy. He was in his element. He began to pace, waving his pointer wildly at the pixelated family tree on the board.
"This was a war of succession that nearly tore the entire continent in half!" Abernathy lectured, his eyes gleaming. "It was the ultimate conflict between the established patriarchy and the designated female heir. On one side, we had the Blacks, supporting Princess Rhaenyra, the named heir of King Viserys the First. On the other side, we had the Greens, backing her younger half-brother, Aegon the Second, who usurped the throne upon his father's death."
Aerion stared at his notebook, doodling a small, meaningless spiral in the margin. He knew all of this. He had known it since he was five years old. He had been forced to recite the lineage of the Blacks and the Greens until his throat was hoarse.
"The war was carnage," Abernathy continued, moving to the next slide, which depicted a dramatic, highly inaccurate Renaissance painting of two dragons tearing each other apart in the sky. "It wasn't just men fighting men. It was the only time in recorded history where fire-breathing beasts were deployed in active, aerial combat against one another. The sky was literally filled with ash."
Mr. Abernathy paused, turning to face the class, leaning against his desk. He wanted to ensure they grasped the tactical nuance of the conflict.
"Now," Abernathy said, adjusting his glasses. "The turning point of the war—the devastating catalyst that truly escalated the conflict into a war of total annihilation—occurred at the Battle of the Gullet. It was there that Prince Aemond Targaryen, riding the largest living dragon in the world, Vhagar, successfully ambushed and killed Prince Lucerys Velaryon and his significantly smaller dragon, Arrax."
Aerion’s pen snapped to a halt.
He blinked, staring at the back of Ruby’s ponytail. He waited a second, expecting the teacher to correct himself.
"It was a masterclass in aerial dominance," Abernathy pontificated, completely oblivious. "Aemond waited for Lucerys to fly over the open water of the Gullet, utilizing the cloud cover to mask Vhagar’s massive bulk, before striking from above and sending the boy plummeting into the sea. This act of kin-slaying is what forced Rhaenyra to abandon diplomacy and embrace war."
Aerion couldn't help it. The deeply ingrained, suffocatingly strict historical conditioning his tutors had forced upon him overrode his desire to remain invisible. He was a Targaryen. He could not sit in a classroom and allow his family's history to be butchered by a man wearing a geometric tie.
Aerion didn't raise his hand. He simply sat up straight, his aristocratic posture returning instantly, and cleared his throat.
"Excuse me, Mr. Abernathy," Aerion stated, his voice ringing out clearly across the quiet classroom. His tone was perfectly polite, but laced with a distinctly upper-class, authoritative edge that cut right through the teacher's manic rambling.
The entire class turned to look at him. Ruby twisted around in her seat, blowing a bubble. Leo raised an eyebrow.
Mr. Abernathy stopped pacing. He looked at the ten-year-old boy sitting in the middle row wearing a hoodie.
"Yes, Aerion?" Abernathy asked, slightly annoyed by the interruption to his favorite lecture. "Is there a problem?"
"Your geographical and chronological data is entirely inaccurate, sir," Aerion corrected smoothly, resting his hands flat on his desk. "Prince Aemond Targaryen did not kill Prince Lucerys Velaryon at the Battle of the Gullet. The Battle of the Gullet was a naval engagement that occurred significantly later in the war, involving the Triarchy fleet and the dragonriders Jacaerys, Baela, and Addam Velaryon. The engagement you are describing—the death of Lucerys and Arrax—occurred during a diplomatic envoy mission over Shipbreaker Bay, just off the coast of Storm's End. It was not a battle; it was an ambush initiated by a violent storm."
The classroom fell into deafening silence.
Thirty kids stared at the ten-year-old boy as if he had just spontaneously started speaking fluent Mandarin.
Mr. Abernathy froze. He stared at Aerion. He looked down at his battered 1998 textbook resting on his desk. He frantically flipped to chapter twelve, running his finger down the page.
He read the text. He looked back up at Aerion.
Slowly, the annoyance on Abernathy's face melted away, replaced by an expression of pure awe.
"Shipbreaker Bay," Abernathy whispered, looking at Aerion as if the boy were a glowing, magical artifact that had just dropped from the sky. "Of... of course. Shipbreaker Bay. The storm. You are entirely correct, Aerion."
Abernathy took a slow, reverent step forward, clutching his pointer stick to his chest. He looked at Aerion’s silver hair. He looked at his violet eyes.
"You," Abernathy breathed, his voice trembling with manic giddiness. "You are a Targaryen."
"I am," Aerion confirmed, feeling incredibly awkward under the intense scrutiny.
"A direct descendant," Abernathy gasped, practically swooning. "A primary source! A living, breathing conduit to the bloodline of Old Valyria! This is unprecedented! In all my years of teaching, I have never had the privilege of instructing a student whose ancestors actively shaped the continent!"
Aerion shrank back in his chair, wishing the floor would open up and swallow him whole. He shot a desperate, panicked look at Leo, but Leo was just grinning, thoroughly enjoying the show.
Ruby, sitting in front of him, let out a obnoxious snort. She crossed her arms, leaning over his desk, and popped her gum loudly.
"You are such a nerd, Targaryen," Ruby declared, her voice dripping with dry, teenage judgment. "Who actually memorizes the exact geographical location of a fake fight from four hundred years ago?"
Aerion bristled, his defensive instincts flaring instantly. "It wasn't a fake fight, Ruby. And I am not a nerd. It’s my family history. Don't you know your own family history?"
Ruby laughed, a harsh, entirely unapologetic sound. "Mate, my family history is a bit different than yours. I come from a long, proud line of degenerate gamblers and dockworkers. My granddad was a bookie in the East End who famously lost his two front teeth in a pub brawl over a greyhound race in nineteen-eighty-four. That is the zenith of my ancestral lore. We don't exactly have tapestries documenting it."
Aerion blinked, thrown by the blunt reality of her background. He looked at Leo, seeking backup.
"Don't look at me, mate," Leo chuckled, leaning back in his chair. "My family are plumbers. Three generations of plunging toilets. The most historical thing my great-grandfather ever did was invent a new way to unclog a U-bend. We don't have sigils."
"My mum’s a nurse, and my dad left when I was four," Sal chimed in from the desk behind them, shrugging her shoulders. "Same for the rest of us, to be honest. We don't have castles, Aerion. We have council flats and mortgages."
Aerion stared at his friends. A deeply uncomfortable wave of embarrassment washed over him. He had always hated the stifling pressure of the Targaryen legacy, but he had never truly realized how alienating it was until this exact moment. He was sitting in a room full of kids who worried about normal things, and he was correcting a teacher about an ancient, bloody civil war fought by his own great-great-great-grandfathers.
He felt glaringly posh.
"Well," Aerion muttered, his cheeks flushing a faint shade of pink. "I didn't want to memorize it. My tutors made me. If I got a date wrong, my dad made me write it out a hundred times."
"See? Nerd," Ruby concluded smugly, chewing her gum. She tilted her head, looking at him critically. "Besides, all that stuff about the war is exaggerated anyway. Especially the dragons."
Aerion’s head snapped up. His eyes widened. "What do you mean, exaggerated?"
"The dragons, obviously," Ruby scoffed, rolling her eyes as if it were the most obvious thing in the world. "Dragons weren't real, Aerion. They're a myth. It’s just old PR propaganda your ancestors made up to scare the peasants into paying their taxes. They probably just had really big, aggressive dogs, or maybe some crude flamethrowers, and the story got twisted over the centuries."
Aerion stared at her. He was genuinely appalled. It was one thing to be called a nerd; it was an entirely different thing to be accused of biological fraud.
"Dragons were absolutely real, Ruby," Aerion stated, his voice firm and laced with genuine offense. "They weren't dogs. They were massive, fire-breathing reptiles. They conquered the continent."
"Prove it," Ruby challenged, crossing her arms. "I've never seen a dragon bone in a museum. If they were real, where are the fossils? Where are the skeletons?"
"They aren't in public museums because my family kept them," Aerion argued, leaning forward, his aristocratic pride refusing to let the insult stand. "When the last dragons died, my ancestors hoarded the remains. We literally have them at my house."
The entire class, which had been listening to the argument with rapt attention, suddenly leaned forward.
"You have dragon skeletons at your house?" Leo asked, his eyes wide.
"We have skulls," Aerion corrected, entirely forgetting his desire to blend in. "Massive ones. They are kept in the sub-basement vaults beneath the estate. My dad and my Uncle Baelor keep them locked in this weird, secure room. It’s entirely climate-controlled. You have to go through two biometric scanners just to get to the door, and the air pressure inside the room is regulated to prevent the bone marrow from degrading."
"No way," Sal breathed from behind him.
"Yes way," Aerion insisted, gesturing with his hands. "We have the skull of Balerion the Black Dread. It’s the size of a transit van. You can literally walk inside its jaws. And we have three petrified dragon eggs resting on velvet cushions. But you aren't even allowed to breathe on them. If my dad takes us down there, we have to wear these special white cotton gloves, and we aren't allowed to speak above a whisper because the acoustic vibrations might cause microscopic fractures in the calcified shell casings."
Aerion was so caught up in defending his family's honor that he entirely failed to notice Mr. Abernathy.
The history teacher had slowly crept forward from the whiteboard. He was standing mere inches away from Aerion’s desk, clutching his pointer stick, panting heavily. He looked like a man who had just been told the Holy Grail was sitting in a Tupperware container in the next room.
"Aerion," Mr. Abernathy whispered, his voice shaking with sheer, unadulterated, academic desperation. "You possess the skull of Balerion the Black Dread... in your basement?"
Aerion looked up, startled by the teacher's proximity. "Uh. Yes, sir. In the sub-basement vault."
Mr. Abernathy dropped to his knees, utterly abandoning all professional decorum. He knelt next to Aerion’s desk, clasping his hands together in a gesture of fervent, desperate prayer.
"Aerion, I am begging you," Mr. Abernathy pleaded, tears actually pricking the corners of his eyes behind his thick glasses. "I am a historian. I have dedicated my entire miserable life to studying the Dance of the Dragons. I will give you an A-star for the rest of your academic career. I will do your homework for you. Do you think... is there any possible way... you could bring one of the skulls into class for show-and-tell?"
Aerion stared at the kneeling teacher horrified.
"Bring it in?" Aerion repeated, his voice cracking. He pictured himself attempting to haul a van-sized, priceless, ancient dragon skull out of his father's biometric vault, stuffing it into his canvas Vans backpack, and hauling it onto the public bus.
"Sir, if I even touched that skull without wearing gloves, my dad would personally execute me," Aerion stated deadpan, his violet eyes completely serious. "He would mount my head on the wall next to it. And Uncle Baelor would help him."
Abernathy’s face fell, a look of profound, crushing disappointment washing over his features. He slumped back on his heels, letting out a heavy, tragic sigh. "Yes. Of course. The preservation protocols must be strictly adhered to. It was a foolish request."
Aerion felt a tiny uncharacteristic twinge of pity for the miserable man. Abernathy clearly had absolutely nothing else in his life besides this textbook.
"I can't bring the skull, sir," Aerion offered quietly. "But... I do have access to the digital archives on the estate server. I could print out some high-resolution, full-color photographs of the skulls and the eggs. The ones the curators took for the insurance catalog. I could bring those in."
Mr. Abernathy gasped, scrambling back up to his feet. He looked at Aerion as if the boy had just offered him the keys to the kingdom.
"Photographs," Abernathy breathed, adjusting his tie. "High-resolution, primary source documentation. Yes! Yes, Aerion, that would be phenomenal! I will frame them! I will hang them above the whiteboard!"
Abernathy practically skipped back to the front of the room, his unhinged energy returning in full force.
"Right! Excellent! A truly momentous day for the history department!" Abernathy cheered, slapping his desk. "Now, moving on to the practical application of our knowledge! This brings us to your primary assessment for the term."
A collective groan echoed through the classroom.
"You are required to submit a two-thousand-word biographical report on a prominent figure within the Targaryen family tree," Abernathy announced, pulling a stack of rubrics from a drawer. "You must detail their life, their impact on the realm, and their historical legacy. You may choose any Targaryen from history, ranging from Aegon the Conqueror all the way down to the current, living members of the family."
Aerion’s stomach dropped like a stone.
He didn't need to be a psychic to know exactly what was about to happen.
He looked around the room. He saw the gears turning in the heads of thirty lazy, unmotivated pre-teens. Why would they spend hours in the library researching obscure, medieval kings like Jaehaerys the Conciliator or Viserys the Second, sifting through hundreds of pages of boring, dusty textbooks?
Why would they do that, when the current, notoriously secretive CEO of Targaryen Enterprises was a global celebrity, and his ten-year-old son was sitting right in the middle row, practically radiating primary source material?
Ruby was the first to strike.
She turned around in her seat, slamming her notebook down onto Aerion’s desk. She uncapped her pen with a sharp click.
"Right, Targaryen," Ruby ordered, popping her gum. "Spill the tea. I am doing my report on your dad. Maekar the Ice Dragon. It’s going to be brilliant. I already know loads about him from the internet."
Aerion let out a suffering groan, letting his head fall forward to rest against the cool plastic of his desk. "Please, Ruby, no. Don't do my dad. Pick someone else. Pick Daemon the Rogue Prince. He was cool. He jumped off a dragon."
"Daemon is boring and dead," Ruby dismissed entirely, waving her pen. "Your dad is alive, rich, and deeply weird. And the tabloids are obsessed with him. Like, I know for a fact that he only eats raw meat for breakfast. The Daily Mail said he has his chef flown in from Tokyo every morning to prepare it."
Aerion lifted his head, his pride immediately flaring up. He couldn't let his father be slandered by cheap tabloid journalism.
"He does not eat raw meat, Ruby," Aerion corrected, his tone sharp and defensive. "He eats oats. Incredibly boring, lukewarm, unflavored oats. And he drinks black coffee. It is the most depressing breakfast in the world."
Ruby’s eyes lit up. She immediately began scribbling furiously in her notebook. Eats depressing oats. Not a vampire.
"Brilliant," Ruby muttered, writing quickly. "Okay, what else? The blogs say he is secretly still married to your mum, and she lives in a luxury bunker in Switzerland because she knows too many corporate secrets."
"That is entirely false!" Aerion argued, sitting up straight, genuinely offended on his father's behalf. It was strange. A week ago, he wouldn't have cared. He would have let them believe whatever they wanted. But after the weekend he had just survived—after watching his father covered in porridge, playing a drum kit, and genuinely trying to be better—Aerion felt a urge to protect him.
"They are definitely divorced," Aerion stated firmly, ensuring everyone at the surrounding tables could hear him. "It was an arranged marriage. My grandfather forced them into it to secure some boring land rights for a refinery. They hated each other. They’ve been divorced for years. She lives in Monaco, and she took millions of pounds in the settlement. There is no secret bunker."
"Arranged marriage. Hated each other. Millions in settlement," Ruby muttered, her pen flying across the page. This was gold. She was going to get an A-star for sure.
Ruby paused her writing, tapping her pen against her chin. She narrowed her eyes, looking closely at Aerion.
"If they are definitely divorced," Ruby challenged, her journalistic instincts kicking in, "then why does he still wear a ring? I saw a picture of him in the Financial Times last week when they bought that shipping company. He was wearing a ring on his left hand. The wedding finger."
Aerion let out a long, exhausted sigh. "He wears multiple rings, Ruby. It’s a Targaryen thing. He wears a heavy gold signet ring on his right pinky finger, which has the three-headed dragon crest on it. He uses it to stamp wax seals on official corporate documents when he wants to be dramatic."
"And the left hand?" Ruby pressed.
"The ring on his left ring finger is not a wedding band," Aerion explained, reciting the lore his tutors had drilled into him. "It is an ancient family heirloom. It was forged from Valyrian steel nearly four hundred years ago. It’s completely dark, almost black, with a ripple pattern in the metal. It was originally forged for a Targaryen prince who had thick fingers, so the band is incredibly wide. The only finger on my dad’s hand that it actually fits without sliding off is his left ring finger. He wears it because he is the patriarch, not because he is married."
The sound of thirty pens frantically scratching against thirty notebooks suddenly echoed through the classroom.
Aerion froze.
He slowly turned his head, looking around the room.
Every single student in H4—including Leo, Sal, and the kids who had been sleeping in the back row—was hunched over their desks, writing down every single word he had just said. They had entirely abandoned Mr. Abernathy’s lecture. They had realized they had a living, breathing encyclopedia of Targaryen gossip sitting in their midst, and they were capitalizing on it.
"Are you all doing your reports on my dad?" Aerion asked, his voice laced with horror.
"Obviously," a boy named Thomas called out from the back row. "You’re basically doing the homework for us, mate. Keep talking. Does he really have a solid gold toilet?"
"No! He has a normal toilet!" Aerion yelled, burying his face in his hands. "Stop asking me questions! I am not a Wikipedia page! Find your own facts!"
"Fine, fine, keep your secrets," Ruby smirked, snapping her notebook shut. She had more than enough material. "Who are you doing your report on, then? Since you already know everything about everyone?"
Aerion lifted his head, glaring at her. "I am doing my report on Maekar the Anvil."
Ruby frowned. "Who?"
"King Maekar the First. Known as Maekar the Anvil," Aerion explained, a hint of genuine pride entering his voice. "He was a warrior king. He was incredibly fierce, and he wielded a spiked mace in battle. My dad was named after him."
"Wait, really?" Leo asked, looking up from his paper.
"Yes," Aerion nodded. "My grandfather named him Maekar because he wanted him to be just as ruthless and unyielding as the Anvil."
Scratch, scratch, scratch.
The sound of thirty pens hitting paper echoed again.
"Billionaire CEO named after medieval king with spiky mace," Thomas muttered loudly from the back row, writing it down. "That’s a brilliant fun fact."
"Stop writing that down!" Aerion groaned loudly, letting his head hit the desk with a thunk. He was actively supplying his classmates with the ammunition they needed to write two-thousand-word essays on his father's eccentricities.
Leo leaned across the aisle, tapping Aerion on the shoulder. Leo looked incredibly stressed, holding up a nearly blank piece of notebook paper.
"Mate, please," Leo begged in a harsh whisper. "I am currently failing history. Abernathy hates me because I fell asleep during the Magna Carta. I need this grade. Just... give me five random facts. Five things nobody else knows. I won't tell anyone."
Aerion looked at his friend. Leo had given him the burner phone. Leo had welcomed him to the lunch table when he was a terrified, isolated weirdo in a jumper. Aerion owed him.
With a resigned sigh, Aerion snatched Leo’s notebook and pen.
He leaned over the desk, shielding the paper with his arm so Ruby couldn't see, and began to write furiously. He didn't give Leo the standard corporate facts. He gave him the deep, chaotic, entirely absurd truths he had learned over the last seventy-two hours.
- He absolutely despises asparagus puree and forced us to eat it for years cose what people expect of him.
- He knows how to play the drums and can perfectly execute a classic rock beat from memory.
- He once bought out an entire department store section of pastel baby blankets and purple stuffed dragons because he felt guilty.
- He drinks fifty-year-old scotch when he plays cooperative cooking video games.
- He is currently, actively terrified of a primary school art teacher who wears bunny suits.
Aerion finished writing, capping the pen. He slid the notebook back across the aisle to Leo.
"There," Aerion whispered. "Just put some verbs between them and make it sound academic. But if you tell anyone about the art teacher, I will deny it and say you made it up."
Leo read the list, his eyes widening in sheer, unadulterated shock. "He plays the drums?! And he’s terrified of Kat?!"
"Just write the essay, Leo," Aerion hissed.
Before Leo could ask any further questions, the harsh, grating klaxon of the lunch bell blared through the school.
The immediate stampede for the cafeteria began. Chairs scraped violently against the linoleum, backpacks were hoisted, and the students poured out of H4 like water from a burst dam.
"Remember!" Mr. Abernathy shouted over the noise, waving his pointer stick uselessly at the departing horde. "Two thousand words! Due next Monday! And Aerion, do not forget the photographs!"
"I won't, sir!" Aerion called back, eager to escape the room before anyone else asked him about his father's dietary habits.
Aerion, Leo, and Sal pushed their way out into the crowded, yellow-painted hallway.
"Right, I am starving," Sal announced, adjusting her blazer. "If they are serving that rubbery pizza again, I am going to incite a riot."
Aerion fell into step beside them, pulling his hood up. He felt a sharp tug on his backpack.
He spun around. Ruby was trailing directly behind him, her notebook clutched to her chest, popping her gum aggressively.
"Ruby, go away," Aerion groaned. "I am not giving you any more facts."
"I just have two more questions!" Ruby insisted, matching his pace perfectly as they wove through the crowded corridor. "Just for the psychological profile section of my essay. What is his favorite color? Does he actually wear his suits to bed, or does he own pajamas?"
"His favorite color is grey, and he wears normal sweatpants like a normal human being!" Aerion shouted back, entirely exasperated. "Leave me alone!"
"Sweatpants. Noted," Ruby smirked, scribbling blindly on her notebook as she walked.
They turned the corner, heading toward the main cafeteria doors.
Suddenly, the dense crowd of students ahead of them parted rapidly, pressing themselves against the yellow lockers. A loud, aggressive shout echoed down the hall, followed instantly by the violent sound of a body slamming against the metal lockers.
Aerion stopped dead in his tracks, his heart hammering against his ribs.
Thirty feet away, two massive older boys were locked in a vicious, flailing fistfight. One boy had the other pinned against the lockers, throwing wild, uncoordinated punches, while the other desperately tried to grapple him to the ground. A plastic bottle of bright orange soda had been dropped, its contents spilling wildly across the linoleum, creating a sticky, hazardous puddle.
The surrounding students weren't intervening. They were forming a shouting circle, cheering and pulling out their phones to record the carnage.
"FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!" the crowd chanted, the volume deafening.
At St. Jude’s, physical altercations were entirely unheard of. If two boys even raised their voices in the hallway, they were instantly separated, isolated, and suspended. The environment was sterile, controlled, and suffocatingly safe.
Here, it was unmitigated chaos.
Aerion stood frozen, watching the brawl. He expected to feel the familiar, tight panic of his aristocratic conditioning. He expected to feel terrified.
But as he watched the two boys wrestle into the puddle of orange soda, entirely consumed by their own messy, furious humanity, Aerion didn't feel scared.
He felt wonderfully alive. It was raw. It was real. It wasn't hidden behind closed doors or masked by polite, passive-aggressive corporate language. It was just two kids working out their anger in the middle of a hallway.
"Oi! Break it up!" a booming, authoritative voice suddenly roared.
Markl, wearing his leather top hat and a paint-splattered apron, shoved his way through the crowd of cheering students. He didn't hesitate. He grabbed the larger boy by the collar of his blazer and hauled him backward with surprising, effortless strength, physically separating the two combatants.
"Enough! Both of you, to the Headmaster's office, right now!" Markl commanded, his dark eyes flashing with authority.
The two boys, panting and sporting split lips, immediately ceased fighting, entirely cowed by the furious pottery teacher. They grabbed their bags and sulked off toward the administrative wing, the crowd instantly dispersing, disappointed the show was over.
Aerion watched Markl brush off his hands and sigh, shaking his head at the spilled soda.
"Madness, isn't it?" Leo chuckled, stepping around the orange puddle and clapping Aerion on the shoulder. "Come on, mate. Let's go get some food before the queue hits the doors."
Aerion smiled, he adjusted his backpack and followed his friends into the noisy cafeteria, thrilled to be a part of the madness.
The cafeteria was a sensory assault on the best of days. It smelled of over-boiled pasta, cheap tomato sauce, and the lingering scent of floor wax. The ambient volume of five hundred kids enclosed in a single, echo-heavy room was enough to vibrate the fillings in one’s teeth.
Aerion sat at a battered table near condensation-fogged windows, his plastic tray of rubbery pizza and limp chips resting untouched before him.
He was focused on the frantic note-taking occurring directly across the table.
"Right, slow down, mate. Let me get this straight," Leo muttered, his pen flying across a sheet of lined paper that was already stained with a drop of generic ketchup. "You gave me the weird facts for the extra credit, but Abernathy is going to want the boring biographical data too. I need the baseline corporate stuff or he’ll know I just wrote a tabloid piece."
Sal, sitting next to Leo, was also scribbling furiously. "Yeah, give us the standard Wikipedia facts. The stuff that makes him sound like a normal human being before we hit him with the drum kit revelation."
Aerion let out a sigh, leaning back in his chair. He pulled the drawstrings of his hoodie, resigning himself to his fate as the designated Targaryen encyclopedia.
"Fine. Baseline facts," Aerion began, holding up a finger for each data point. "Age: He is thirty-six. Yes, his hair is entirely silver, but it’s a genetic mutation, not old age. Height: He is six-foot-five. Siblings: One older brother, Baelor, who is the Shadow Minister for Urban Development."
"Got it," Leo nodded, his tongue poking out the corner of his mouth in concentration. "What about extended family? Aunts, uncles, cousins?"
Aerion wrinkled his nose, a look of distinct distaste crossing his aristocratic features. "We have cousins. Aerys and Rhaegel Targaryen. But we are not close to them. My dad actively avoids them. Aerys is... well, he’s a bit unhinged. He has a weird obsession with incendiary chemicals and keeps trying to buy oil refineries just to burn off the excess product. We only ever see them at unavoidable corporate events or state funerals. You can just write 'estranged extended family'."
"Estranged extended family," Sal murmured, writing it down. "Spicy. Okay, what about his marriage? You said it was arranged?"
"Yeah," Aerion confirmed, tracing a line on the scarred table with his thumb. "My grandfather, the old CEO, arranged it when my dad was only seventeen. It was entirely strategic. He was married off before he even finished his A-levels just to secure a parcel of land rights in the southern territories. He hated it. She hated it. It was a disaster from day one."
Leo paused, looking up with genuine sympathy. "Married at seventeen? That is actually mental. That’s like... Seven years older than us."
"It’s how the old families operate," Aerion shrugged, having been conditioned to accept the bizarre reality of his bloodline. "It’s all about the empire."
"Okay, so what about his business style?" Sal prompted, moving the conversation away from the depressing marital history. "What makes him the 'Ice Dragon'?"
"He is entirely ruthless," Aerion explained, slipping into the corporate jargon he had absorbed through years of proximity. "He doesn't yell in boardrooms. He doesn't throw tantrums. He just stares at you until the temperature in the room drops below freezing, and then he systematically dismantles your company's infrastructure. He operates on logic. No emotion. Total ice."
"Favorite designer?" Leo asked, checking off a box on his rubric.
"He exclusively wears suits tailored by a private firm on Savile Row, but if you need a brand name for the essay, he favors Tom Ford for his casual wear," Aerion answered automatically.
"Estimated net worth?" Sal asked, poising her pen.
Aerion hesitated. He actually hated talking about the money. It was the one thing that instantly alienated him from normal people. "Uh... personal net worth, independent of the corporate holding assets, is estimated at roughly eighteen billion pounds. Give or take market fluctuations."
Leo and Sal both dropped their pens. They stared at Aerion in deafening silence, the unfathomable weight of that number crashing down upon their working-class realities.
"Eighteen... billion," Leo whispered, his voice cracking. He looked down at his rubbery cafeteria pizza. "Mate. You could buy this entire school, bulldoze it, rebuild it out of solid gold, and you wouldn't even notice the dent in your bank account."
"It's not my money, it's his," Aerion deflected quickly, feeling a hot flush of embarrassment creeping up his neck. "Anyway. If you want a really good angle for the essay, you should write about his corporate rivalries. Abernathy would love the conflict."
"Ooh, who does he rival with?" Sal asked, eagerly picking her pen back up. "Does he have an arch-nemesis? Like Batman and the Joker?"
A wicked smirk spread across Aerion’s face. He leaned forward, resting his elbows on the table.
"He has one person he hates more than absolutely anyone else on the planet," Aerion revealed, lowering his voice conspiratorially. "The only person who has ever actively beaten him in a negotiation."
"Who?" Leo demanded, entirely hooked.
"She’s known in the financial sector as the Blood Wyvern," Aerion stated, the dramatic moniker rolling off his tongue. "My dad spent eight months setting up a hostile takeover of a Asian shipping conglomerate. He had it entirely locked down. And then, at the absolute last minute, she swooped in, out-bid him by a billion pounds, and stole the entire fleet right out from under his nose. She was only twenty-one years old when she did it."
Sal’s jaw dropped. "A twenty-one-year-old girl beat the Ice Dragon? That is insanely iconic. Why is she called the Blood Wyvern?"
Aerion shrugged, tearing a piece of crust off his pizza. "I'm not entirely sure, to be honest. I think it’s because she goes straight for the throat. She goes for blood. If my dad is all ice and logic, she is pure fire and chaos. She’s aggressive, she’s unpredictable, and my dad fundamentally despises her. Every time her name is brought up in the estate, the windows practically frost over."
BANG.
The sound of a plastic lunch tray slamming violently down onto the table made all three of them jump nearly a foot in the air.
Aerion spun around.
Standing over them, holding her tray with an expression of supreme, judgmental authority, was Ruby.
She dropped onto the empty plastic chair next to Aerion, snapping a piece of bubblegum loudly.
"I heard that," Ruby declared, pointing a perfectly manicured finger directly at Aerion’s nose. "And you are entirely missing the point, Targaryen. Your dad doesn't despise her. He is obsessed with her."
Aerion frowned, bewildered. "What are you talking about? He hates the Barlaeris family."
"Oh, please," Ruby scoffed, rolling her eyes so hard they nearly stuck in the back of her head. "I ship them. Hard."
"You... you ship them?" Aerion sputtered, his voice cracking in horror. "You ship my dad and his corporate arch-nemesis? What the fuck, Ruby?!"
"Don't act like it isn't the most perfect dynamic in the world," Ruby defended instantly, reaching into the pocket of her pleated uniform skirt and pulling out her phone. "It is the ultimate enemies-to-lovers trope. The grumpy, emotionally repressed Ice Dragon and the fiery, chaotic, brilliant sunshine Wyvern. It is literary perfection, and the internet agrees with me."
"The internet?!" Leo choked out.
"Yes, the internet, you uncultured swines," Ruby huffed, unlocking her phone and rapidly tapping the screen. "Look."
She shoved the phone across the table, placing it directly in front of Aerion, Leo, and Sal.
Aerion stared at the screen. It was on TikTok.
A slowed-down, intensely moody remix of an Arctic Monkeys song was currently pulsing from the phone's speakers.
The video on the screen was a highly edited, rapid-fire montage. It started with a brief, paparazzi-style video clip of Maekar Targaryen stepping out of his black Range Rover, wearing a sharp charcoal suit, glaring at the camera with terrifying menace. The text overlaid on the screen read: The Ice Dragon. Net Worth: £18 Billion. Emotion: Zero.
The beat of the music dropped heavily.
The video immediately flash-cut to a vastly different image. It was a photograph taken from a distance, showing a woman stepping out of a sleek, black corporate helicopter. She was wearing a blood-red trench coat over a sharp black power suit. Her hair was a startling, shimmering cascade of pure silver-white, blowing wildly in the wind. She was looking over her shoulder, her face partially obscured by dark sunglasses, but her bright red lips were curved into a wicked, devastating smirk.
The text overlaid on her image read: The Blood Wyvern. Lindsay Barlaeris. Net Worth: £105 Billion. Emotion: Pure Chaos.
The video continued, flashing between news headlines.
Targaryen Enterprises Outbid in Midnight Coup!
Barlaeris Heir Seizes Asian Fleet!
Maekar Targaryen Refuses to Comment on Barlaeris Expansion!
The final shot of the edit was a split-screen. On one side, Maekar brooding in a boardroom. On the other, the silver-haired woman looking fierce and untouchable. The caption read: When is the enemies-to-lovers arc dropping? Because we are STARVING.
The video had over two million views.
Aerion sat frozen in his plastic chair, his jaw hanging open. He stared at the screen, and then he looked up at Ruby, utterly horrified.
"People make fan-edits of my dad?" Aerion whispered, feeling a deep, profound sense of existential dread.
"Mate, there is an entire subculture dedicated to it," Ruby smirked, retrieving her phone and popping her gum. "Everyone wants them to meet in a locked boardroom and hash it out. It would be the corporate wedding of the century. The problem is, your supposed future step-mum pulled a vanishing act."
"What do you mean, vanishing act?" Sal asked, leaning forward, enthralled by the billionaire gossip.
"Lindsay Barlaeris disappeared five years ago," Ruby explained, her dark eyes gleaming as she dropped into full exposition mode. "She was the ultimate 'It Girl' of the financial sector. But then, she just stopped showing up to board meetings. She stopped giving interviews. The only thing people know is that she pops up every now and again on Instagram to prove she isn't dead, or she attends a few ultra-exclusive parties in London, and then she vanishes back into the shadows."
"If she disappeared, how is she still a CEO?" Leo asked, frowning.
"That's the most badass part," Ruby grinned, leaning in closer. "She doesn't sit in the office. But she still runs exactly half of Barlaeris Holdings. And in the five years she’s been 'missing', operating purely from the shadows, she has actively tripled how much the company is worth. She is a financial sniper."
Ruby paused, looking directly at Aerion, delivering the final, crushing blow to his Targaryen pride.
"And for the record, Targaryen," Ruby added smugly. "She is worth way, way more than your dad. Her personal net worth is estimated at hundred and five billion. She is richer than your dad, your uncle, and your entire extended family combined. On her own."
Aerion, Leo, and Sal sat in stunned silence.
The sheer magnitude of the wealth, the secrecy, and the power was entirely unfathomable.
"Why the hell do you know so much about this woman, Ruby?" Leo finally asked, shaking his head. "You sound like you’re running her PR department."
Ruby sat up straight, popping her collar slightly with a flick of her wrists. She looked entirely serious.
"Because I am Team Wyvern," Ruby stated proudly. "She is my absolute idol."
"Team Wyvern?" Aerion blinked. "What teams? What are you talking about?"
Ruby rolled her eyes, looking at him as if he were hopelessly naive. "In the business and political world, Aerion, there are two distinct factions. There is Team Dragon, which is your family. And there is Team Wyvern, which is the Barlaeris faction. And I am Team Wyvern all the way."
"Why?" Aerion asked, feeling a strange, defensive prickle of loyalty to his father. "My dad builds infrastructure. He employs hundreds of thousands of people."
"Your dad appeases the rich," Ruby countered bluntly, not pulling her punches. "Targaryen Enterprises builds luxury high-rises and private shipping lanes. But the Wyverns? Lindsay Barlaeris? She actually helps poor people."
Ruby leaned forward, tapping her manicured fingernail against the plastic table for emphasis.
"Do you know what she does with all that money she makes from the shadows?" Ruby asked, her voice dropping into a passionate, fierce tone. "Lindsay Barlaeris personally donates roughly twenty billion pounds a year to different charities. She funds inner-city housing projects. She builds youth centers. She poured millions into the public arts sector last year to keep programs like ours running. She uses her empire to give people like me—people who don't live in castles—a better chance. So yeah, Aerion. I am Team Wyvern."
Aerion stared at the dark-skinned girl in front of him.
He was speechless.
He had grown up believing the Barlaeris family were monsters. His father had taught him that they were scavengers, butchers of industry who lacked honor. But sitting here, in a public school cafeteria, listening to a girl from a working-class background speak about the Barlaeris heir with such fierce reverence... it shattered his worldview.
Before Aerion could formulate a response, the doors of the cafeteria swung open.
The chaotic, deafening roar of the lunchroom didn't silence completely, but a distinct, noticeable ripple of attention immediately swept through the crowd. Students turned their heads, pausing their conversations, tracking the new arrival with a mixture of immense respect and deep affection.
Kat walked into the cafeteria.
She was a walking explosion of color against the drab, institutional beige of the dining hall. Her floral-print denim corset top and distressed, wide-leg jeans stood out brilliantly. The vibrant red hair, adorned with the tiny pink cherry blossoms, caught the harsh fluorescent light, her grey lenses scanning the room.
But it wasn't just Kat that was drawing the stares.
Balanced effortlessly on her hip, gnawing happily on a slightly squished piece of a bread roll, was Aegon. The boy, bundled in his bright yellow onesie, was looking around the room with wide, fascinated violet eyes, unfazed by the noise.
Kat navigated the crowded aisles, casually sidestepping a spilled carton of milk and offering a cheerful wave to different group of kids.
She spotted Aerion’s table near the windows. A bright, genuine smile broke across her face, and she adjusted her trajectory, marching over to the group.
"Right, gremlins," Kat announced as she approached, resting her free hand on the back of Leo’s chair. She looked around the table, noticing the intense silence and the wide-eyed stares directed at Ruby. "What is going on here? You look like someone just announced the cancellation of the summer holidays. Why the miserable faces?"
Ruby didn't hesitate. She looked up at the beloved art teacher, her dark eyes shining with a need for validation.
"Kat," Ruby demanded, her voice entirely serious. "I need you to settle a debate right now. Are you Team Wyvern, or Team Dragon?"
Kat froze.
Her hand, resting on the back of Leo’s chair, twitched slightly. Behind the opaque grey contact lenses, her actual mismatched eyes widened in a fraction of a second of pure panic.
Team Wyvern.
For one terrifying, heart-stopping moment, Kat thought her cover was completely blown. She thought Ruby had somehow, impossibly, hacked her biometric security files and discovered that the chaotic art teacher in the denim corset was actually Lindsay Barlaeris, the billionaire heir currently being discussed.
Kat swallowed hard, forcing her heart rate to slow, relying on years of corporate masking to maintain her bubbly persona.
"I... I think I am going to need a bit of context first, Ruby," Kat replied, her northern accent perfectly pitched, giving away nothing. "What teams are we discussing? Is this about a football match I missed?"
"No, it's about billionaires," Ruby explained eagerly, gesturing to Aerion. "We're talking about corporate monopolies. Targaryen Enterprises versus Barlaeris Holdings. The Ice Dragon versus the Blood Wyvern. I was just telling Aerion that the Wyvern faction is vastly superior because Lindsay Barlaeris actually funds public infrastructure and charities, whereas his dad just builds luxury flats."
Ruby crossed her arms, looking at Kat expectantly. "So? Who do you support?"
Kat stared at the group.
The dramatic irony of the situation was so thick, so impossibly heavy, that Kat actually had to bite the inside of her cheek to stop herself from bursting into hysterical laughter.
She was standing in a public school cafeteria, holding Maekar Targaryen’s baby on her hip, while a student actively demanded she choose between Maekar’s empire... and her own. She was being asked to publicly endorse herself, directly to the face of the Ice Dragon's sons.
It was comedic perfection.
Kat looked at Aerion. The ten-year-old was looking up at her, his violet eyes wide and hopeful, desperately wanting his favorite teacher to side with his family.
Kat offered Aerion a highly exaggerated apologetic wince.
"Oh, Duck," Kat sighed dramatically, pressing a hand to her chest in mock sorrow. "I am so, so sorry."
Aerion’s face fell.
Kat turned her gaze back to Ruby, offering the girl a proud wink.
"Wyvern," Kat declared, her voice ringing with unapologetic certainty. "One hundred percent, Team Wyvern."
Ruby pumped her fist in the air, letting out a loud, triumphant cheer. "Yes! I knew it! I knew you had taste, Kat!"
"Kat!" Aerion gasped, throwing a hand over his heart, acting deeply and entirely playfully hurt. "How could you? After my dad bought me the drum kit? You are fraternizing with the enemy!"
"I am an educator, Aerion, my loyalty cannot be bought with percussive instruments!" Kat laughed loudly, her chaotic energy returning in full force. She reached over and playfully ruffled Aerion’s silver hair, entirely ignoring his squawk of protest. "Besides, Ruby made a solid point. You have to respect a woman who puts her money where her mouth is."
Especially when it's my money, Kat added silently to herself, a satisfied smirk touching her lips.
Aegon, oblivious to the complex geopolitical alliances being declared over his head, reached his hand out and patted the top of Aerion’s head, mimicking Kat.
"A-ri!" Aegon babbled happily, offering his older brother a breadcrumb-covered smile.
Aerion’s fake outrage melted instantly. He reached up, gently high-fiving the baby's tiny hand. "Hey, Egg. You keeping her out of trouble today?"
"Barely," Kat chuckled, hiking the heavy baby slightly higher on her hip. "He’s been a menace. We just finished finger painting, and he managed to get blue acrylic on the ceiling. I don't even know how he breached the airspace."
"He is a dragon," Leo chimed in with a grin. "Flight is in his DNA."
"Clearly," Kat sighed, shaking her head. "Right, I just came over to say hi and make sure you lot weren't plotting a mutiny. I need to go join the queue and secure some actual food before the Year Fives devour all the edible paninis. Behave yourselves."
"We will, miss," Sal promised.
"See you later, Kat," Aerion waved.
Kat offered them a jaunty, two-finger salute, turned on her heel, and marched away toward the cafeteria serving lines, Aegon happily waving over her shoulder at the group.
Aerion sat at the table, watching the bright red braids of his art teacher disappear into the crowd of students.
He slowly lowered his hand, his brain turning the interaction over. Kat Hart, the woman his father was trying to hire, the woman who had effectively hijacked their household... was Team Wyvern.
A slow mischievous smile spread across Aerion’s face.
"My dad," Aerion whispered to the table, his eyes dancing with glee, "is going to be heartbroken when I tell him she chose the Wyverns."
Leo snorted, taking a bite of his pizza. "Mate, your dad is going to have a stroke. He already thinks she’s a menace; wait until he finds out she supports his arch-nemesis."
Ruby leaned across the table, tapping her manicured nail against Aerion’s notebook.
"You should look into it, Targaryen," Ruby suggested, her dark eyes gleaming with conspiratorial encouragement. "Seriously. Go on TikTok tonight. Look up the Blood Wyvern edits. Look at the charity work she does. It might actually change your perspective on the whole 'Ice Dragon' supremacy thing."
Aerion looked at the blank page of his notebook. He thought about the silence of the estate, and he thought about the vibrant Kat represented.
"I might," Aerion agreed softly, tapping his pen against the desk.
He didn't just want to look at the edits to learn about the rival corporation. He wanted to look at them because he desperately, desperately wanted to see exactly how his terrifying father would react when Aerion sat down at the dinner table and casually announced that he, too, was officially Team Wyvern.
The psychological warfare was going to be glorious.
The hum of the King’s Row after-school art club was different from the manic energy of the regular school day. It was a focused, creative buzz. The overhead fluorescent lights had been dimmed, replaced by the softer, warmer glow of the desk lamps scattered around the room.
Kat stood in the center, wiping a smear of dark green acrylic paint from her cheek with the back of her hand.
"Right, gremlins, listen up!" Kat called out, her voice easily cutting through the low chatter and the lo-fi hip-hop beat playing softly from a portable speaker. "You have exactly ten minutes left on the clock for today. You have this session, and the entirety of Friday’s block to finalize your mural submissions. I need them completed, and ready to send to the local council for the public vote. If your lines aren't clean, I am not signing off on it. Don't embarrass me in front of the mayor."
A chorus of groans and affirmative nods echoed around the room as the older teenagers bent back over their canvas sheets, hastily refining their designs.
Aerion was sitting cross-legged on the floor near the windows, a safe distance away from the wet paint. He was participating in the mural project but he was happily chatting with Leo and Sal, who were debating the color palette of their own submission.
Kat let out a satisfied breath, turning her attention back to the immediate vicinity of the playpen.
Aegon had entirely abandoned the plastic fencing. The one-year-old was currently standing on the foam mats, his tiny hands gripping Kat’s index fingers with ironclad determination.
"You ready, little dragon?" Kat cooed softly, taking a slow step backward. "Come on. Show the big kids how it's done."
Aegon giggled, his eyes shining with fearless joy. He took a wobbly step forward on the mats, his onesie making him look like a very enthusiastic, unstable duckling.
"That's it," Kat encouraged, taking another step back. "Keep going. One, two, one, two."
Aegon let go of her left hand, unbothered by the sudden lack of stability. He took three rapid, stomping steps forward, his arms flailing slightly for balance, before launching himself the final two feet directly into Kat’s chest.
Kat caught him, falling backward onto the mats with a loud, dramatic oomph, wrapping her arms around the giggling baby.
"You are a menace to society, Aegon Targaryen," Kat laughed, rolling onto her side and tickling his ribs. "You're going to be sprinting down the halls by next week. Your dad is going to have a heart attack."
Aegon shrieked with laughter, batting his hands against her face, entirely thrilled by his newfound mobility.
The digitized alarm on Kat’s phone suddenly blared from the teacher's desk, signaling the end of the club session.
"Right, that's time!" Kat announced, sitting up and hoisting Aegon onto her hip. "Brushes down! Lids on the paint! Wash your hands, or I will publicly shame you on Tuesday morning! Great work today, everyone."
The room descended into the familiar chaos of packing up. Backpacks were zipped, paint water was dumped down the stainless-steel sinks, and the teenagers began filing out of the room, shouting their goodbyes.
"See you tomorrow, Kat!" Leo called out, slinging his bag over his shoulder.
"Don't forget to review the Magna Carta, Leo, or Abernathy will literally cry," Kat warned with a wink.
Aerion packed his sketchbook away and jogged over to Kat, looking up at her with a bright smile. "Ready?"
"Ready, Duck," Kat nodded, grabbing the baby bag and her own tote. "Let's go brave the rush hour traffic."
They walked out into the chilly late-afternoon air, heading toward the staff parking lot.
Thomas was waiting by the open rear door of the town car. He looked tired, the stress of navigating the city’s notoriously awful school-run traffic clearly weighing on him, but he offered Kat a warm smile as they approached.
"Good afternoon, Miss Hart. Master Aerion," Thomas greeted, stepping back to allow Aerion to climb into the leather interior.
"Afternoon, Thomas," Kat smiled, gently maneuvering the babbling Aegon into his car seat. She secured the five-point harness with practiced ease. "He had a brilliant day. Walked nearly five solid steps on his own. You might want to warn Dictionary Boy to baby-proof the sharp corners of that mausoleum."
Thomas chuckled, a soft, relieved sound. "I shall pass the warning along, Miss Hart."
Kat stepped back, closing the door. She looked at Thomas through the tinted window.
"Right, I'll follow you in the Bentley," Kat instructed. "Straight back to the estate, yeah?"
Thomas hesitated, glancing at the clipboard resting on the front seat. "Actually, Miss Hart, there is a slight logistical deviation. We must proceed to St. Jude’s Academy first. We are scheduled to collect Master Daeron and Master Aemon from their respective after-school academic clubs before returning to the residence."
Kat rolled her eyes, groaning internally at the thought of navigating the snobbish, hyper-elite drop-off zone of St. Jude’s in her loud vintage car.
"Of course we are," Kat sighed. "Lead the way, Thomas. I'll be right behind you. Try not to lose me at the roundabouts."
The drive to St. Jude’s was exactly as miserable as Kat had anticipated. The town car glided effortlessly through the traffic, while Kat wrestled the unassisted steering of the Bentley, the supercharged engine roaring impatiently every time she was forced to idle behind a city bus.
They finally arrived at the ivy-covered campus of St. Jude’s Academy for Boys.
Thomas pulled the car into the designated, organized pick-up queue, surrounded by a fleet of Range Rovers, sleek Jaguars, and chauffeured town cars.
Kat didn't bother joining the polite queue. She bypassed the line of luxury SUVs entirely, pulling the black Bentley directly into a VIP visitor space near the front doors, the roaring engine echoing off the ancient stone walls and drawing judgmental stares from the waiting mothers in their cashmere coats.
She cut the engine, the sudden silence ringing in her ears, and waited.
A few minutes later, the oak doors of the academy opened. Daeron and Aemon walked out, their navy blue blazers perfectly pressed, their ties knotted immaculately. They looked exhausted, carrying leather satchels filled with textbooks.
They spotted the town car and began walking toward it.
Kat honked the Bentley’s horn. It wasn't a polite, modern beep. It was a aggressive AHOOGA sound that practically shattered the polite atmosphere of the pick-up zone.
Daeron and Aemon jumped, their heads snapping toward the noise.
They saw the black car. They saw the fiery red hair of the woman leaning out the window.
Daeron’s demeanor shifted instantly. The exhausted, perfect heir vanished, replaced by a twelve-year-old boy who was genuinely thrilled to see a familiar face. Aemon actually smiled, pushing his glasses up his nose. They altered their trajectory, jogging past the town car and heading straight for Kat’s car.
"Kat!" Daeron called out, reaching the passenger side window. "You're here! Did Dad send you?"
"I am officially on the clock as the Consulting Domestic Anarchist, Daeron," Kat grinned, leaning over the leather bench seat. "Get in with Thomas and your brothers. We're heading back to the dungeon. I'm cooking dinner tonight."
"You're cooking?" Aemon asked, his brow furrowing slightly. "What about the private chef? Did Father fire him as well?"
"No, I'll just sent him home early," Kat winked, her eyes gleaming with chaotic mischief. "I tell him his services aren't required this evening because I refuse to subject you lot to another plate of unseasoned, steamed vegetables. Get in the car. We have pasta to boil."
The boys eagerly scrambled into the back of their car, re-energized by the promise of carbohydrates.
The two-car convoy departed St. Jude’s, winding its way up into the affluent hills toward the Targaryen estate.
When they arrived, the house was quiet. The marble-floored foyer echoed with their footsteps as they entered.
"Right, troops, listen up," Kat announced, slipping her tote bag off her shoulder and dropping it onto a bench. She hoisted Aegon onto her hip, the baby already babbling happily at the sight of the familiar surroundings. "Daeron, Aemon, Aerion. Upstairs. Get out of those suffocating blazers, wash your hands, and set your homework up in the study. You have exactly forty-five minutes to complete your assignments before dinner is served. Go."
The boys didn't argue. They didn't complain about the homework demand. They simply nodded and sprinted up the staircase, eager to shed their uniforms.
Kat carried Aegon through the house, heading directly for the kitchen.
The room was gleaming with stainless steel and white marble. The private chef had indeed departed, leaving the kitchen entirely pristine and sterile.
"Okay, Egg," Kat murmured, walking over to the wooden highchair. "You sit here and supervise. I am going to attempt to navigate your father's industrial appliances without burning the estate down."
She strapped the boy securely into the chair, scattering a handful of soft, colorful plastic blocks onto the tray to keep him occupied.
Kat walked over to the six-burner gas stove. She didn't hesitate. She reached into her pocket, pulled out her phone, and connected it to the high-end, integrated Bluetooth sound system built into the kitchen ceiling.
She didn't select classical music. She didn't select smooth jazz.
She hit play on a loud upbeat playlist of early 2000s pop-punk. The energetic, distorted guitars and fast-paced drums blasted through the kitchen, shattering the silence of the house.
Kat tied a white linen apron around her waist, covering her floral corset top, and got to work.
She moved around the kitchen with effortless, chaotic grace. She boiled a pot of salted water. She chopped garlic and onions with rapid, practiced strikes of a sharp chef's knife. She threw a generous glug of expensive olive oil into a pan, tossing in the aromatics until the kitchen smelled heavenly.
She didn't just cook. She danced.
As she waited for the pasta to boil, Kat spun around the kitchen island, using a wooden spoon as a makeshift microphone, lip-syncing to the pop-punk anthem blasting from the speakers. She slid across the polished marble floor in her socks, executing a flawless dramatic spin right in front of the highchair.
Aegon, sitting in his chair with a plastic block halfway to his mouth, stared at her with wide, fascinated eyes.
Kat struck a ridiculous pose, puffing her cheeks out and wiggling her eyebrows at him.
Aegon dropped the block. He threw his head back, his mouth opening wide, and let out a loud, joyous belly laugh. He kicked his little legs against the highchair, thrilled by the performance.
"You like that, do you?" Kat laughed, stirring the boiling pasta vigorously. "Just wait until you taste the sauce, little man. We are eating like royalty tonight."
Forty-five minutes later, the music was turned down to a low, ambient hum.
Kat stood by the kitchen island, plating the food. She hadn't made anything complex or overly refined. She had made a family-style serving of rich, creamy cheesy baked macaroni, topped with a thick, golden-brown crust of toasted breadcrumbs. It was pure comfort food.
"Boys! Grub's up!" Kat yelled, her voice carrying easily down the hallway.
A moment later, Daeron, Aemon, and Aerion practically skidded into the kitchen, their homework abandoned in the study. They were wearing comfortable sweatpants and t-shirts, looking relaxed and starving.
They stopped dead at the edge of the kitchen island, staring at the bubbling casserole dish resting on a cork mat.
"Is that..." Daeron whispered, his eyes wide. "Is that macaroni and cheese?"
"It is," Kat confirmed, handing him a stack of plates. "Made with actual, recognizable cheddar, not whatever weird, expensive artisanal cheese your dad usually insists upon. Grab a plate and serve yourselves. There's a salad in the fridge if you want to pretend you care about nutrition, but I won't judge if you ignore it."
The boys didn't need to be told twice. They descended upon the casserole dish like a pack of starving wolves.
They sat around the kitchen island, devouring the rich, cheesy pasta in near silence, the only sounds the clinking of forks against porcelain and the occasional, satisfied groan from Daeron.
Kat sat at the head of the island, carefully feeding small, cooled spoonfuls of the macaroni to Aegon, who was accepting the food with delight.
"So," Kat asked, taking a bite of her own dinner. "How were the after-school clubs? Aemon, did you conquer the Latin translations?"
Aemon swallowed a bite of pasta. "The translations were adequate, Kat. However, my debate club session was... highly frustrating. We were assigned to argue the ethical implications of the industrial revolution, and my opponent relied entirely on emotional appeals rather than citing actual economic data."
"You should have dismantled him with the mortality rates of the working class," Kat advised smoothly, wiping a smear of cheese sauce off Aegon’s chin. "Emotion is fine, but data is a weapon. Use it."
Aemon nodded thoughtfully, committing the advice to memory.
"My graphic design club was brilliant," Daeron chimed in, pointing his fork at Kat. "I used the new tablet Dad bought me. I finished the shading on the skull. It looks sick. The instructor actually asked me what software I was using because the rendering was so crisp."
"That's amazing, Daeron!" Kat beamed, genuinely proud of him. "You'll have to show me after dinner. I want to see the line work."
The kitchen was filled with the warm, easy rhythm of a family dinner. They talked, they laughed, and they ate until the casserole dish was nearly empty.
As they were finishing their final bites, the doors leading from the hallway swung open.
Kat looked up, fully expecting to see the imposing, brooding figure of Maekar Targaryen returning from the corporate battlefield, ready to engage in their evening banter.
Instead, Baelor stood in the doorway.
He was wearing a sharp, tailored navy suit, but his tie was loosened, and he looked exhausted. He stopped in the doorway, his eyes sweeping over the kitchen. He saw the boys laughing. He saw the dish of macaroni. He saw the chaotic art teacher sitting at the head of the island, casually feeding his nephew.
Baelor stared at the scene, a look of bewildered shock crossing his handsome face.
"Good evening, Baelor," Kat greeted, unbothered by his staring. She gestured toward the stove with her fork. "You're just in time. I made enough to feed an army. Grab a plate. There's a portion of pasta wrapped in foil keeping warm in the oven for Maekar when he gets back."
Baelor slowly walked into the kitchen, his eyes never leaving Kat. He didn't look at the car keys resting on the counter. He didn't bring up the Blower Bentley. He looked at the boys, seeing the relaxed, unburdened set of their shoulders.
"You... you cooked?" Baelor asked, sounding as if she had just announced she had built a spaceship in the backyard. "You bypassed the private chef and prepared a meal from scratch?"
"I did," Kat nodded, setting her fork down. "It's called basic survival skills, Baelor. You should try it sometime. It builds character."
Baelor didn't argue. He walked over to the cupboard, retrieved a plate, and scooped a generous portion of the leftover macaroni for himself. He sat down at the island next to Aemon, taking a hesitant bite.
His eyes widened slightly in surprise. It was significantly better than the meticulously plated, microscopic portions of seared fish he was usually served at the estate.
Kat wiped her hands on a linen napkin, untying the white apron from her waist. She stood up from the stool.
"Right, gremlins," Kat announced, checking the time on her phone. "It is nearly seven o'clock. I have successfully deposited a thousand calories of carbohydrates into your systems. You have an hour of free time before you have to start winding down for bed."
She walked around the island, dropping a quick, affectionate kiss onto the top of Aegon’s silver head. The baby giggled, reaching up to pat her cheek with a cheese-covered hand.
"Be good for your dad tonight," Kat murmured to the baby.
She turned to the older boys, ruffling Aerion’s hair and giving Daeron’s shoulder a gentle squeeze. "I will see you lot tomorrow. Same time, same chaotic channel."
Baelor stopped chewing his pasta. He lowered his fork, staring at her in alarm.
"Wait," Baelor said, his voice rising in panic. "You are leaving?!"
Kat grabbed her bag from the counter, slinging it over her shoulder. She looked at the politician, her brow furrowing in confusion.
"Yes, Baelor, I am leaving," Kat replied slowly, as if explaining a very simple concept to a toddler. "My shift as the Consulting Domestic Anarchist is officially concluded for the evening. The boys are fed, the homework is done, and the baby is happy. I am going home to my flat."
"But... but Maekar is not here!" Baelor protested, his violet eyes wide. "He texted me thirty minutes ago. The Tokyo integration meeting ran long. He is stuck in traffic. He won't be back for at least another half hour!"
"Okay?" Kat shrugged unbothered. "So? You are here. You are their uncle. You are a fully grown, functional adult. I am no longer required to bridge the gap."
Baelor stared at her. He looked at the three older boys, who were suddenly looking very nervous. He looked down at Aegon, who was still sitting in his highchair, his eyes tracking the conversation.
Baelor Targaryen, the charismatic Shadow Minister, the man who confidently debated national policy on live television, was terrified of being left alone with four children. He had never supervised them without the aid of a nanny or his brother.
But his pride, refused to let him admit weakness in front of the woman who had mocked him for not knowing how to cook.
Baelor swallowed hard, forcing a tight fake smile onto his face. He sat up straighter, adjusting his loosened tie.
"Yes. Of course," Baelor agreed, his voice tight. "I am perfectly capable of managing the household until Maekar’s return. It is simply... unexpected."
"Brilliant," Kat smiled, missing the vibrating terror radiating from the man. "Have a lovely evening, Baelor. Try not to burn the house down."
Kat turned on her heel and strode out of the kitchen, the doors swinging shut behind her.
The moment she was gone, the atmosphere in the kitchen plummeted.
Daeron, Aemon, and Aerion sat perfectly still. They looked at their uncle. Baelor looked back at them, an expression of existential dread settling over his handsome features.
And then, the inevitable happened.
Aegon, realizing that the colorful presence in the room had vanished, leaving him with the boring men in suits, dropped his plastic block.
The baby’s lower lip began to tremble. His face scrunched up into a mask of impending misery. He took a shuddering breath, inflating his tiny lungs.
"Kitty!" Aegon wailed, the sound loud, heartbroken, and devastated. "Kitty! Kitty!"
Baelor went pale. The color drained from his face until he resembled a marble statue.
"Fuck," Baelor whispered, echoing the exact sentiment that had caused so much trouble the previous evening.
Aegon’s wail escalated into a full-blown, tear-streaked meltdown. The boy thrashed against the straps of his highchair, throwing his head back and screaming with fury of a king denied his favorite court jester.
"Aegon, hush," Baelor pleaded desperately, scrambling off his stool and rushing over to the highchair. He awkwardly fumbled with the straps, managing to unbuckle the thrashing baby. "Please do not scream. Your uncle is entirely unequipped for this auditory assault."
He scooped Aegon up, holding the screaming baby stiffly at arm's length, unsure of how to soothe him. He tried patting the boy's back. He tried bouncing him. It was ineffective. Aegon simply arched his back, screaming louder, demanding the return of the art teacher.
Daeron, Aemon, and Aerion took one look at the deteriorating situation, realized their uncle was useless, and executed a flawless, tactical retreat.
"I have to finish shading my skull," Daeron announced, grabbing his plate and bolting for the door.
"I must review my Latin vocabulary," Aemon stated rapidly, following right behind his brother.
"I'm going to play my drums!" Aerion yelled over the screaming, sprinting out of the kitchen.
"Do not abandon me!" Baelor shouted after them, his voice cracking with panic.
But they were gone.
For the next thirty minutes, Baelor Targaryen paced the length of the kitchen, holding a screaming, thrashing one-year-old. He tried offering the baby more macaroni. He tried singing a heavily off-key rendition of a pop song. He even tried holding up his phone to show the baby pictures of classic cars.
Nothing worked. Aegon was inconsolable, his violet eyes red and puffy from crying, his tiny fists grabbing fistfuls of Baelor’s expensive suit jacket.
Finally, the doors of the kitchen swung open.
Maekar strode into the room. He was wearing a sharp, impeccably tailored charcoal suit. He had just successfully closed the most contentious, high-stakes phase of the Tokyo integration. He was exhausted, but he was in an incredibly good mood, eagerly anticipating returning to the warm environment Kat had promised to cultivate.
He stopped dead just inside the doorway.
The kitchen was a disaster zone. The remains of the macaroni and cheese were scattered across the island. The music was off.
And standing in the center of the room, looking like a man who had just survived a war zone, was his older brother. Baelor’s hair was a wild, disheveled mess. His tie was entirely askew. His suit jacket was stained with tears and cheese sauce. And he was holding Aegon, who was still crying, though the screams had tapered off into exhausted, heartbroken hiccups.
"Make it stop," Baelor rasped, his voice devoid of political dignity. He walked forward, practically shoving the crying baby into Maekar’s arms. "Take him. I am broken. I surrender."
Maekar instinctively caught his son, adjusting his grip to hold the baby securely against his chest. Aegon immediately buried his tear-stained face into Maekar’s neck, the familiar scent of his father's cologne offering a marginal sense of comfort.
Maekar rubbed a large, soothing hand in slow circles against Aegon’s back, his eyes narrowing as he surveyed the empty kitchen.
"Where is Katherine?" Maekar demanded, a sharp spike of concern and irritation flaring in his chest. "Why is she not managing this crisis?"
Baelor let out a hollow, traumatized laugh, leaning against the kitchen island.
"She left," Baelor confessed miserably, rubbing his bruised temples. "She fed us, she checked the homework, and then she looked at her phone and announced her shift was over. I... I attempted to project an aura of competence. I implied I was fully capable of managing the situation until your return."
Maekar glared at his brother, his expression hardening into pure, uncompromising ice. "You assured a woman who actively seeks any excuse to escape my presence that her services were no longer required?"
"I am a politician, Maekar! It is my instinct to feign control!" Baelor argued defensively. "How was I supposed to know the infant would detonate the moment she walked out the door?!"
"Because he is a Targaryen, Baelor, and we are notoriously volatile when denied what we desire," Maekar growled, bouncing the hiccuping baby gently.
He turned his back on his brother, heading for the door. The good mood of the successful corporate takeover was shattered.
"I am taking him upstairs for a bath and his evening routine," Maekar stated coldly. "Do not follow me."
"Kat left a portion of pasta in the oven for you!" Baelor called out weakly, trying to offer a peace offering.
Maekar ignored him completely. He strode out of the kitchen, his mind focused on the exhausted, upset baby in his arms.
He didn't care about the pasta. He cared about the fact that he had missed her. He had endured a brutal, grueling day of corporate warfare, relying on the promise of returning to her vibrant energy, and he had arrived to find a crying child and an empty room.
As he carried Aegon up the staircase, listening to the baby's soft, lingering whines for 'Kitty', Maekar pulled his phone from his pocket.
He didn't draft a formal inquiry.
He opened his text messages, navigating to Kat’s number.
You abandoned your post, Miss Hart, Maekar typed, his thumb hitting the screen with frustrated precision. My brother is an incompetent fool, and my son is currently devastated by your absence. You will not leave early again.
He hit send, tossing the phone onto the changing table as he carried Aegon into the bathroom. The Ice Dragon was home, and he was not pleased to find his hoard empty.
Notes:
If you’re ready for Kat’s response to Maekar’s "Don't leave me" text, please leave a kudos and/or a comment!
Chapter 24: Chapter Twenty-Four: Fuck Around and Find Out
Summary:
In which Maekar is "Sent to Timeout," and Kat drops a toddler-bomb on the House of Commons.
Song recommendation for this chapter -
Look What You Made Me Do – Taylor Swift
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
The piercing, relentless shriek of the morning alarm ripped through the silent air of the loft.
Kat groaned, a sound of exhaustion, rolling over and burying her face into the slightly lumpy pillow. She reached a blind arm out from beneath the duvet, smacking the bedside table until her hand connected with her phone, swiping the alarm into submission.
She didn't move for another ten minutes.
When she had finally fled the Targaryen estate the previous evening, abandoning Baelor to the wolves, she hadn't felt guilty. She had felt a crushing wave of total fatigue. The 2 AM corporate showdown with her father's board of directors, followed immediately by the reality of dragging a one-year-old through a public school, had drained her batteries.
The moment she had unlocked the door to her flat, she hadn't even bothered to take off her top. She had kicked her boots into the corner, collapsed face-first onto her mattress, and had been dead to the world within thirty seconds.
Now, dragging herself up into a sitting position, she rubbed her eyes, feeling the crusty, smudged remains of yesterday's eyeliner clinging to her lashes.
"Ugh," Kat muttered, swinging her legs over the edge of the bed.
She reached for her phone, squinting against the harsh brightness of the screen as she checked the time. It was six-fifteen. She had to be at the school by seven-thirty to set up the kilns for Markl before her form class arrived.
She pulled up her notifications.
There, sitting at the top of her lock screen, was a text message received at 8:42 PM the previous night.
DICTIONARY BOY 🤓 : You abandoned your post, Miss Hart. My brother is an incompetent fool, and my son is currently devastated by your absence. You will not leave early again.
Kat stared at the message. The arrogant audacity of the text was staggering. He wasn't asking where she went; he was commanding her. He was attempting to assert dominance over her evening schedule via SMS.
A slow smile spread across Kat’s face. The exhaustion was instantly burned away by the spark of conflict.
She didn't apologize.
Her thumbs flew across the keyboard, crafting a response that was devoid of respect for the CEO.
KAT: Morning, Dictionary Boy. I didn't abandon my post. My contracted shift ended. I came home and immediately died. Monday broke me. Also, I don't understand why you're having a meltdown. Your brother was standing right there. He is a fully grown man who has two teenage sons of his own. If he can manage urban development policy, he can surely manage a one-year-old and some macaroni for thirty minutes without plunging the estate into anarchy. I will see you tonight. Do not be late.
She hit send, tossing the phone onto the vanity table, and headed for the shower to scrub the lingering sleep from her skin.
Miles away, in the sunlight-flooded dining room of the Targaryen estate, Maekar sat at the head of a polished mahogany table.
He was wearing a navy three-piece suit, his silver tie knotted with precision. He looked every inch the Ice Dragon of the financial sector.
But internally, he was vibrating with uncharacteristic level of anxiety.
He had checked his phone no fewer than fourteen times since waking up. He had checked it before his shower. He had checked it while adjusting his cufflinks. He had checked it while waiting for the coffee to brew.
Nothing... radio silence.
He had fired off that text message the night before, fully expecting her to immediately bite back, to engage in the digital sparring match that had become his favorite part of the day. But she had simply ghosted him. She had left his message on 'delivered' and vanished into the night.
It was infuriating. It was out of his control.
Baelor sat to Maekar’s right, looking significantly more rested than he had the previous evening. The politician was wearing a crisp white shirt and a dark grey blazer, sipping his coffee and reading a digital news brief on his tablet.
Daeron, Aemon, and Aerion were seated further down the table, quietly consuming a breakfast of scrambled eggs and toast. The private chef had returned this morning, looking nervous, but Maekar had explicitly ordered him to abandon the unseasoned oats in favor of actual, recognizable food. The boys were thrilled.
Bzzzt.
Maekar’s phone, resting face-up next to his coffee cup, vibrated sharply against the table.
Maekar’s hand shot out, snatching the device before the vibration had even finished. He unlocked the screen, his eyes zeroing in on the notification banner.
He read Kat’s message.
I don't understand why you're having a meltdown. Your brother was standing right there... If he can manage urban development policy, he can surely manage a one-year-old and some macaroni for thirty minutes.
Maekar stared at the text. His jaw clenched, the muscle feathering visibly beneath his beard.
She had called his bluff. She was utilizing logic. To admit that his older brother—a powerful politician and father of two—was entirely, fundamentally useless at childcare would be to admit weakness within the Targaryen bloodline. It would give her ammunition.
Maekar’s eyes snapped up from the phone, locking onto Baelor with a glare of freezing menace.
Baelor paused mid-sip, lowering his coffee cup slowly. He recognized that look. It was the look Maekar usually reserved for hostile board members right before he initiated a corporate decapitation.
"Maekar?" Baelor asked cautiously, his political instincts flaring. "Why are you looking at me as if I have just embezzled funds from the company pension?"
"Kat has responded," Maekar stated, his voice a low, dangerous rumble that carried easily down the length of the long table. The boys immediately stopped eating, looking up.
"Oh?" Baelor asked, trying for a casual tone. "And what did the Consulting Domestic Anarchist have to say for herself?"
"She rightfully pointed out," Maekar continued, his eyes never leaving his brother, "that you are a fully grown man who has successfully raised two teenage sons. She finds it illogical that you were incapable of managing a single baby for thirty minutes without plunging the kitchen into a state of catastrophic, tear-stained anarchy."
Baelor swallowed hard, a faint flush of embarrassment creeping up his neck. "I... I was taken off guard. The infant detonated without warning."
"I cannot tell her that you are useless, Baelor," Maekar growled softly, leaning forward. "If I admit that the men in this family are incapable of basic domestic survival, she will view us as a liability rather than an asset. She will use it against me in future negotiations."
Maekar picked up his phone, his thumbs moving rapidly across the keyboard.
"Therefore," Maekar announced, not looking up from the screen, "I am currently informing her that her logic is flawless. And, to ensure I do not have to admit your incompetence, you will be required to validate her assumption."
Baelor froze, his coffee cup hovering inches from the saucer. "Wait. Why me? Validate it how?"
Maekar hit send, placing the phone back on the table. He looked at his brother, his expression entirely uncompromising.
"You must arrive at the estate late this evening, Baelor," Maekar commanded smoothly. "You must ensure that when Katherine arrives for her shift, I am already present and managing the situation. If you are here, she will expect you to assist. If you are absent, she cannot judge your failings. Stay at your office. Go to a gala. I do not care. But you will not cross the threshold of this house until past eight o'clock."
Baelor stared at his brother, bewildered by the lengths Maekar was willing to go to to protect his pride from a primary school teacher.
"You are banishing me from my own sanctuary because you are afraid of losing an argument via text message," Baelor summarized, shaking his head.
"I am securing the perimeter," Maekar corrected flatly.
Baelor sighed, recognizing that arguing with his brother when he was in full 'Ice Dragon' mode was entirely futile. "Fine. I can do that. I have a committee meeting that I can easily extend. I will arrive late."
"Excellent," Maekar nodded, returning his attention to his coffee.
At the far end of the table, Aerion was pushing a piece of scrambled egg around his plate with his fork.
The ten-year-old had not slept well. He had stayed up late into the night, hiding under his duvet with the burner phone Leo had given him. He hadn't been playing video games. He had been diving headfirst down the digital rabbit hole Ruby had opened in the cafeteria.
He had watched the TikTok edits. He had read the financial blogs. He had scrolled through endless articles detailing the ruthless, charitable shadow-reign of Lindsay Barlaeris, the Blood Wyvern. He had found her fascinating. She was powerful, she was secretive, and she used her billions to actually build things for people who needed them, rather than just buying another yacht.
Aerion looked up from his plate. He looked at his uncle, who was reviewing a political brief, and his father, who was scowling at his smartphone.
Aerion took a deep breath. He decided to drop the grenade.
"Uncle Baelor," Aerion asked, his voice ringing clearly in the quiet dining room. "Dad."
Both men paused, looking down the table at the ten-year-old.
"I was reading the news last night," Aerion lied smoothly, keeping his posture perfectly aristocratic. "And I saw an article about a new youth center opening in the lower-east district. It was fully funded by Barlaeris Holdings. Specifically, by the Blood Wyvern."
The temperature in the dining room plummeted instantly.
Maekar froze, his coffee cup halfway to his mouth. Baelor stiffened, his eyes darting nervously toward his younger brother. Daeron and Aemon exchanged a glance, recognizing the forbidden name.
"Aerion," Maekar rumbled, his voice dropping into a dangerous register. The very mention of the Barlaeris heir in his home was an act of treason. "Why are you researching the charitable contributions of a hostile corporate entity?"
"I was just curious," Aerion shrugged, entirely unbothered by the freezing atmosphere. He leaned forward, resting his elbows on the table, fixing his father with an innocent, questioning stare. "The article said she donates over twenty billion pounds a year to public infrastructure. It made me wonder... why don't we do that?"
Baelor choked on his coffee, coughing violently into his napkin.
Maekar stared at his son as if the boy had just sprouted wings and demanded to be fed a live goat.
"Why don't we do that?" Maekar repeated, his voice laced with incredulity.
"Yeah," Aerion nodded. "We have the money. We have just as much as they do. Why don't we build youth centers? Or fund art programs?"
Baelor, recovering from his coughing fit, attempted to run political interference before Maekar exploded.
"Aerion, Targaryen Enterprises is a commercial infrastructure conglomerate," Baelor explained smoothly, utilizing his best parliamentary tone. "We build the foundations of society. We construct shipping lanes, we refine energy, we build commercial hubs. We facilitate the economy that allows charities to exist. We approach philanthropy through systemic economic stabilization, not direct handouts."
"But the Blood Wyvern does both," Aerion countered, ruthlessly dismantling his uncle's political spin. "She runs half the company, she beats Dad to deals, and she still builds youth centers. It seems more efficient."
Maekar’s jaw clenched so tightly the muscle leaped visibly beneath his skin. The boy was actively praising his arch-nemesis at the breakfast table.
"Do not speak of that woman as if she is a paragon of virtue, Aerion," Maekar growled, his violet eyes burning with a dark, intense fury. "Lindsay Barlaeris is a coward. She is a little girl who hides behind her father's name and a wall of non-disclosure agreements."
"But she doesn't hide behind her father," Aerion argued, pushing back with the facts he had learned. "When I looked it up, the articles said that most of the major acquisitions—like the Asian fleet deal—were signed under her signature, not Heltar’s. She outbid you directly, Dad."
Daeron physically shrank in his chair. Aemon pushed his glasses up his nose, looking terrified. Baelor stared at his nephew, floored by the boy's suicidal bravery.
Maekar slowly set his coffee cup down on the saucer. The clink sounded like a gunshot in the quiet room.
"Lindsay Barlaeris," Maekar began, his voice a low, vibrating hum of obsessed hatred, "is an erratic, unpredictable, entirely unethical menace to the global market. She does not operate on logic. She operates on chaos. She swoops into negotiations at the eleventh hour, entirely disrupting months of careful strategic planning, simply to cause destruction. She is a financial vandal."
Maekar leaned forward, his hands flat on the mahogany table, his eyes blazing as he launched into a full, passionate rant.
"She lacks any sense of corporate decorum! She refuses to attend board meetings, she refuses to engage in standard diplomatic channels, and she utilizes her vast wealth to manipulate the market like it is a personal playground! She is infuriating. She is a constant, lingering, unpredictable threat to every single operational protocol I establish!"
Daeron, Aemon, and Aerion sat frozen, staring at their father.
They weren't terrified. They were confused.
Because Maekar didn't sound like a man discussing a hated business rival. His voice was thick with passion. His eyes were bright, intense, and completely captivated. He sounded exactly like a man describing a woman he couldn't stop thinking about.
Aerion let out a weary sigh, dropping his head forward to rest against his hands.
"Great," Aerion muttered loudly into his palms. "Ruby was right."
Maekar stopped his rant abruptly. He frowned, looking down the table at his son. "What do you mean? Who is Ruby, and what was she right about?"
Aerion lifted his head, fixing his father with a look of exhausted teenage judgment. "Ruby is a girl in some of my classes. And she was right. People ship you two online. There are thousands of videos on the internet of people editing pictures of you and the Blood Wyvern together, because you sound exactly like you're in a dramatic, enemies-to-lovers romance novel."
Baelor let out a loud, sudden bark of laughter, unable to contain himself. He slapped a hand over his mouth, his shoulders shaking as he watched his brother's face drain of all color.
"Ship us?!" Maekar roared, his composure shattering. The idea that the public was romanticizing his bitter, blood-feud rivalry with the Barlaeris heir was repulsive. "I cannot stand the girl! I despise her methodology, her family, and her entire existence! It is not a fairy tale!"
"It sounds like a fairy tale, Dad," Daeron chimed in, feeling a surge of bravery. "You literally just spent three minutes passionately describing how unpredictable and mysterious she is."
"I was describing a corporate threat!" Maekar yelled, entirely defensive, his face flushing a dark, angry red. He stood up from his chair, towering over the table. "And for the record, I already have a woman currently holding my attention! A woman who is real, who is present, and who actually interacts with my children! The public can keep their ridiculous fantasies. I am not interested in the Blood Wyvern."
Baelor, having recovered from his laughter, leaned back in his chair, swirling his coffee. He looked at his brother, his eyes gleaming with a cynical, deeply knowing light.
Sure you aren't, Baelor thought, watching Maekar adjust his suit jacket indignantly.
Baelor knew his brother. He knew Maekar’s obsession with control, and his fatal attraction to things that challenged him.
If Katherine Hart and Lindsay Barlaeris were somehow put in a locked room together, Baelor was certain that Maekar would experience a fleeting, microsecond of hesitation... before launching himself directly at the Blood Wyvern, throwing her over his shoulder, and carrying her off to have angry, destructive sex on a boardroom table.
Maekar caught Baelor’s cynical stare. His eyes narrowed, instantly reading the unspoken, inappropriate thoughts running through his brother's head.
"Stop looking at me like that, Baelor," Maekar growled, striding toward the dining room doors. "I know exactly what you are thinking, and you are wrong. I do not want chaos. I want color in my life. And Katherine provides that."
"Whatever you say, little brother," Baelor smirked, taking a sip of his coffee. "I shall see you this evening. Late, as requested."
Maekar ignored him, sweeping out of the dining room to head for his waiting Maybach.
He was going to the office. He was going to conquer the Asian markets. And then, he was going to come home and prove to the Queen of the Gremlins that he was infinitely more capable than his useless older brother.
Maekar sat at the head of the obsidian table, he sat in silence, his hands steepled in front of his face, his eyes narrowed into lethal, predatory slits.
He was in an exceptional foul mood.
Standing at the far end of the room, sweating profusely beneath the harsh glare of the recessed LED lighting, was the Senior Vice President of Asian Acquisitions. The man’s hands were trembling so violently that the laser pointer he was aiming at the digital presentation board was performing a frantic, erratic dance across the bar graphs.
"The... the situation in the Pacific sector has, unfortunately, sustained a rapid and unforeseen destabilization, Mr. Targaryen," the Vice President stammered, swallowing hard and tugging at the collar of his expensive shirt.
Maekar did not blink. "Define 'destabilization,' Henderson."
"We have been outmaneuvered, sir," Henderson admitted, his voice cracking slightly. He clicked to the next slide, revealing a sprawling map of the eastern shipping routes. "Our integration of the Tokyo fleet was contingent upon securing exclusive docking rights at the primary deep-water port in Yokohama. However, as of 0800 hours this morning, those rights were acquired by a competing entity."
"Acquired by whom?" Maekar demanded, though the dark, churning intuition in his gut already knew the answer.
Henderson flinched as if anticipating a physical blow. "Barlaeris Holdings, sir. Specifically... the acquisition order was signed and executed personally by the primary shareholder. Lindsay Barlaeris."
The collective breath of the twenty executives seated around the table was sucked out of the room.
The Blood Wyvern.
Maekar’s jaw clenched with such violent force that his teeth ground audibly together. The muscle in his cheek feathered dangerously. He let out a low, dangerous growl that resonated through the chest cavities of everyone present.
"She swooped in," Maekar rumbled, his voice dropping into a chilling, barely contained whisper, "and secured the Yokohama ports out from under a twelve-month negotiation pipeline?"
"She offered the port authority a thirty percent premium above market value, paid entirely in liquid capital, and guaranteed full funding for the revitalization of the surrounding municipal infrastructure," Henderson explained miserably, wiping his forehead with a handkerchief. "It was a midnight coup, sir. We had no intelligence suggesting Barlaeris was even operating in that sector. She practically materialized out of thin air to cut our supply lines."
Maekar stared at the digital map. The infuriating ghost of the financial sector had struck again. She had waited until his resources were entirely committed to the Tokyo merger, and then she had flawlessly severed the logistical artery he needed to sustain the operation.
She wasn't just a rival; she was a phantom menace. And he hated her for it.
"Get out," Maekar stated, his voice flat and devoid of any inflection.
Henderson blinked. "Sir?"
"Get out. All of you," Maekar commanded, rising smoothly to his full, towering height. The overwhelming wave of authoritative menace rolling off his frame was suffocating. "You have failed to secure the perimeter. You have failed to monitor hostile corporate movements. I do not wish to look at any of you for the remainder of the afternoon. Vacate the room."
The executives didn't need to be told a third time. Chairs scraped violently against the carpet as highly paid, powerful men and women practically scrambled over one another to escape the boardroom, terrified the Ice Dragon would spontaneously begin firing them all.
Within thirty seconds, the boardroom was empty.
Maekar stood alone in the chilling silence. He turned on his heel and strode out of the boardroom, marching down the glass-walled corridor toward his private office.
He threw the doors open, stalking behind his desk. He dropped into his executive chair, ripping his silk tie loose with an aggressive yank of his hand.
He was furious. He was stressed. He was staring down the barrel of a multi-billion-pound logistical nightmare that required immediate, surgical restructuring. He pulled the thick, leather-bound Tokyo portfolio toward him, flipping it open and glaring at the spreadsheets, his mind racing through dozens of retaliatory strategies.
Right in the middle of a complex calculation regarding maritime fuel tariffs, his phone, resting face-up on the polished desk, suddenly erupted with a disruptive ringing tone.
Maekar scowled, his intense focus violently shattered. He looked down at the screen.
It was a FaceTime video call request.
The caller ID simply read: The Queen of the Gremlins.
Maekar’s scowl deepened. He checked his Rolex. It was 12:45 PM. It was technically the school's lunch hour.
Any other day, a call from Kat would have been the highlight of his afternoon. He would have answered immediately, ready to engage in their sharp, witty banter. But right now, his blood was boiling with corporate rage. His mind was consumed by the multi-billion-pound crisis the Blood Wyvern had just dropped directly into his lap. He did not have the bandwidth for chaotic domestic updates.
He almost hit the decline button.
But then, he remembered the accurate psychological warfare she had waged over the weekend. He remembered the post-it note. If he declined her call, she would undoubtedly assume he was ignoring her, and the retaliation upon his return to the estate would be catastrophic.
With a deeply irritated sigh, Maekar swiped the green accept button and propped the phone up against his crystal pen holder.
The screen flared to life, but Kat’s face was nowhere to be seen.
Instead, the camera was angled low, capturing the scuffed, paint-splattered linoleum floor of the King’s Row Academy art room.
In the immediate foreground, standing a few feet away from the lens, was Aegon. The toddler was bundled in a soft, bright blue long-sleeved shirt and vibrant green trousers, a slight contrast to his usual gray outfits. Behind Aegon, a pair of large, masculine hands clad in a leather jacket—undoubtedly belonging to the insufferable pottery teacher, Markl—were resting gently on the baby's shoulders, holding him steady.
"Okay, ready?" Kat’s voice filtered through the speaker, sounding entirely breathless, bright, and vibrating with joy. She was clearly holding the phone, kneeling on the floor just out of frame. "Let him go, Markl."
The leather-clad hands released the baby's shoulders.
Maekar frowned, his corporate irritation momentarily stalling as he stared at the screen.
Aegon stood perfectly still for a fraction of a second. The boy's wide eyes locked onto the camera lens. He let out a soft, happy babble, a tiny bubble of spit forming on his lips.
And then, Aegon took a step.
It wasn't a wobbly, assisted stagger. He lifted his tiny foot, planted it firmly on the linoleum, and shifted his weight. Then he took another step. And another.
"Come on, little dragon!" Kat cheered from behind the camera, her voice thick with proud encouragement. "You've got it! Keep going! One, two, one, two!"
Aegon’s face split into a triumphant grin. He picked up his pace, taking five, six, seven rapid, consecutive independent steps toward the camera, his arms flailing slightly for balance, before practically launching himself forward out of the frame.
"Gotcha!" Kat laughed loudly, a beautiful, ringing sound of pure happiness.
The camera fumbled slightly, shaking as Kat caught the baby. The phone was quickly repositioned, the lens flipping to capture the front-facing view.
Maekar found himself staring at a screen that was an explosion of color and joy.
Kat was sitting cross-legged on the floor, holding the giggling Aegon tightly against her chest. The baby’s violet eyes were crinkled shut with laughter, entirely thrilled by his successful sprint.
And Kat looked utterly radiant. She was wearing her fiery red hair styled it into two messy space-buns. She was wearing a bohemian halter top adorned with a stylized sun and moon print, layered with intricate beaded necklaces. Her eyes where currently dark grey colour from the contact lenses she was sporting that day, were shining with triumph.
"Did you see that?!" Kat beamed into the camera, holding Aegon up so his face was level with hers. "He walked all by himself! Almost ten whole steps! He’s a little track star, Maekar!"
She expected him to be thrilled. She expected the Ice Dragon to melt, to offer a rare, genuine smile, to match her joy.
But Maekar was sitting in a freezing office, staring at a multi-billion-pound deficit. The stress of the Tokyo integration and the blistering humiliation of the Barlaeris coup were entirely suffocating him. He looked at the phone, and instead of seeing a beautiful milestone, all his exhausted, over-pressured brain registered was an unauthorized interruption to a critical workflow.
"Katherine," Maekar stated, his voice a flat rumble. His face remained a mask of stone. "Why are you video-calling me in the middle of the corporate operational day to broadcast this?"
The brilliant smile on Kat’s face vanished instantly.
The bright, chaotic joy that had radiated from the screen was snuffed out as if someone had thrown a wet blanket over a roaring fire.
Aegon, sensing the sudden, drastic shift in his favorite person's energy, stopped giggling. He looked up at Kat, his lower lip trembling slightly in confusion.
Kat lowered the baby slightly, her posture stiffening. The warmth in her grey-lensed eyes froze into sharp, brittle shards of ice.
"Excuse me?" Kat asked, her northern accent sharpening, returning to the defensive, hostile edge she used against authority figures.
"I am currently managing a catastrophic logistical crisis regarding the Asian shipping fleets," Maekar continued, his tone clipped and lacking its usual, teasing banter. "I am in the middle of a triage operation. I do not have the bandwidth for domestic updates right now. You are paid to manage the boy during these hours so that I do not have to. Why are you calling me?"
It was the wrong thing to say. It was the absolute worst thing he could have possibly said to a woman who had just fought a literal corporate war against her own father to maintain her humanity.
Kat stared at him through the screen. The betrayal and the fury warring in her expression were devastating to witness.
"I called you," Kat hissed, her voice dropping into a low cold whisper that made the hair on Maekar’s arms stand up, "because he is your son. Because taking independent steps is a huge developmental milestone. And because it is currently one o'clock in the afternoon—your designated lunch hour—so I made the apparently foolish assumption that you were free."
"I do not take lunch hours," Maekar snapped, the stress bleeding into his temper. "I am busy, Katherine."
"God forbid I wanted to share a beautiful moment of your child's life with you," Kat spat back, shifting Aegon to her hip, her free hand coming up to gesture aggressively at the camera. "My mistake. I forgot that I am speaking to a malfunctioning calculator in a suit rather than an actual human father."
Maekar’s pride, already battered by the Blood Wyvern, flared into defensive hostility.
"Do not take that tone with me, Miss Hart," Maekar warned, his violet eyes flashing dangerously. He leaned closer to the phone, intentionally projecting his most intimidating boardroom aura. "Need I remind you of our current dynamic? I am your employer. You are contracted to provide a service. You will address me with the requisite professionalism."
Kat didn't flinch. She didn't cower.
She leaned directly into the camera, her face filling the screen.
"Let's get one thing straight right now, Dictionary Boy," Kat snarled, her voice vibrating with fury that easily matched his own. "I am not one of your terrified board members. You do not own me. You do not command me. I am doing you a monumental favor because your children are miserable under your tyranny. If you pull the 'employer' card on me one more time, you will profoundly regret it. Do not cross me."
Maekar stared at the screen, thrown by her pushback. He had expected her to be annoyed, but this was a visceral rejection of his authority.
"I must go," Maekar stated tightly, desperate to retreat from the conversation before he said something unforgivable. He reached for the phone. "I will be returning to the estate late this evening. I have significant work to complete."
Kat didn't say goodbye. She didn't look hurt anymore; she just looked disappointed.
As she moved to hang up the phone, her sharp, intelligent eyes flicked downward. Through the angle of Maekar’s camera, she caught a glimpse of the leather-bound portfolio open on his desk.
She paused.
Kat the hidden billionaire who had literally just executed the hostile takeover Maekar was currently agonizing over, possessed a photographic memory for logistical maps and shipping manifestos. Even upside down, and through a compressed video feed, she recognized the Tokyo integration portfolio. She saw the highlighted red deficit markers regarding the blocked Yokohama port.
She knew exactly why he was in a foul mood. He was panicking over the exact trap she had laid for him hours ago.
A cruel smirk touched the corner of Kat’s lips.
If he wanted to be an arrogant, dismissive CEO, she would treat him like one.
"You know," Kat said, her voice suddenly entirely calm, conversational, and dripping with absolute, condescending genius. "If you're so stressed about those Asian shipping routes... you're looking at the wrong map. You're completely bottle-necked at Yokohama. The tariffs will bleed you dry. You need to abandon the deep-water integration entirely."
Maekar froze, his hand hovering over the end-call button. He stared at the screen, entirely baffled. "What are you talking about?"
"Look at the secondary canals in Osaka," Kat instructed smoothly, pointing a manicured finger at her own screen. "They are currently unregulated by the new Pacific municipal bylaws. If you break the freight payloads into smaller, decentralized barges and route them through the Osaka network, you completely bypass the primary port tariffs. It increases your transit time by exactly fourteen hours, but it saves you nearly twelve percent in overhead municipal taxes. It negates the Yokohama deficit."
Maekar sat perfectly still. His analytical brain processed the data she had just casually hurled at him at the speed of light.
Osaka. Decentralized barges. Bypassing the municipal bylaws.
It was flawless. It was a staggering tactical pivot that his team of highly paid acquisitions analysts hadn't even considered. It solved the entire multi-billion-pound crisis in a single simple maneuver.
Before Maekar could even formulate a response—before he could even ask how a primary school art teacher knew anything about macro-economic maritime logistics—Kat turned her attention away from him.
She looked down at Aegon, bouncing him gently on her hip.
The cold, ruthless corporate strategist vanished, instantly replaced by the sweet, melodic, high-pitched voice of the Mama Wyvern.
"Oh, your daddy a dickhead! yes he is!" Kat cooed to the baby, offering Aegon a bright, sunny smile. "Your daddy is absolutely shit at business, yes he is! He can't even read a map!... No he can't! But you could little man. Who's a clever boy? You are!"
Aegon giggled thrilled by the baby talk.
Kat didn't look back at the camera.
Click.
The screen went black.
Maekar sat in his sixty-fourth-floor office alone.
He stared at his phone. He slowly lowered his gaze, looking down at the open portfolio on his desk. He traced his finger along the map, finding the secondary canals in Osaka. He ran the mental calculations. The transit time. The tariff bypass.
It worked. It worked perfectly.
Maekar squeezed his eyes shut, letting out a agonizing groan, dropping his head forward into his hands.
He hated the idea that her advice was brilliant. He hated the fact that he was going to have to use it to save the Tokyo merger. But more than anything, he hated the hollow, nauseating feeling twisting in his gut.
He had snapped at her. She had called to show him a beautiful, fleeting moment of his son's childhood, and he had treated her like an insubordinate employee. He had driven the warmth from her eyes and replaced it with cold disdain.
"You are a monumental idiot," Maekar whispered to himself in the quiet office.
He had won the boardroom, but he had lost the woman.
Ten minutes later, as Maekar was furiously drafting the revised Osaka integration protocols for his team, his phone buzzed again.
He snatched it up, desperately hoping Kat had texted him to continue the argument.
It wasn't Kat. It was Baelor.
Maekar swiped to accept the call, bringing the phone to his ear. "I am busy, Baelor. What is it?"
"Why," Baelor’s voice hissed through the speaker, sounding frantic, breathless, and panicked, "did the art teacher just call my private, highly classified, unlisted parliamentary cell phone?"
Maekar paused, his pen hovering over his notepad. "I beg your pardon?"
"She called me!" Baelor repeated, practically hyperventilating. "I was in the middle of a committee meeting regarding the new transit budget, and my emergency phone rang! The only people who have that number are the Prime Minister, the Head of National Security, and you!"
Maekar frowned, his corporate paranoia instantly flaring. "I did not surrender your contact information to her, Baelor. I do not even have it saved in my primary device for security purposes."
"Then how did she get it?!" Baelor demanded. "Is she a hacker? Did she infiltrate the government database? Because she bypassed two layers of digital encryption just to scream at me!"
Maekar rubbed his temples, feeling a severe migraine beginning to bloom. "Why was she screaming at you?"
"She chewed me out, Maekar!" Baelor yelled, entirely abandoning his political composure. "She informed me that you were acting like a 'pompous, emotionally stunted cunt'—her exact words—and that she refuses to spend another second in your presence today. She then demanded, with terrifying authority, that I be present at the estate by exactly 5:00 PM to accept the handover of the boys."
Maekar’s blood ran cold. The plan. The careful, manipulative plan he had orchestrated that morning to force Kat to interact with him instead of Baelor. She was tearing it down.
"And she said," Baelor continued, his voice trembling slightly, "that if I am not standing in the foyer at exactly 5:00 PM, she will personally hunt me down, drag me out of Parliament by my tweed lapels, and drop the children off in the middle of the House of Commons during a live broadcast."
Maekar let out a sigh. She was furious. She wasn't just establishing boundaries; she was going on the offensive.
"She is bluffing, Baelor," Maekar assured his brother, though he didn't sound entirely convinced himself. "She is angry because we had a... miscommunication regarding a video call. She will calm down."
"She did not sound like she was bluffing, Maekar! She sounded like a woman who owns a sledgehammer and knows how to use it!"
"Ignore the threat. Maintain the established parameters," Maekar instructed firmly, refusing to surrender control of the situation. "You will adhere to the original plan. You will arrive late. I will return to the estate at six o'clock, and I will handle the fallout. I will apologize to her then."
Baelor let out a long, suffering groan on the other end of the line.
"See that you do apologize, little brother," Baelor muttered, sounding incredibly tired. "Because if you do not fix this, she is going to murder us both in our sleep."
Baelor paused, taking a deep breath.
"And Maekar... there is one other slight complication to the evening's logistics."
"What complication?" Maekar asked, his patience wearing dangerously thin.
"Jena texted me during the committee meeting," Baelor admitted, wincing audibly. "She is departing for the charity gala earlier than expected. Which means... she is dropping Valarr and Matarys off at the estate this afternoon. For a sleepover. With your boys."
Maekar froze. The pen snapped in half under his crushing grip, ink spilling across the Tokyo portfolio.
"She is dropping my nephews off at the estate," Maekar repeated, his voice dangerously, lethally calm. "Today. The day that the art teacher is furious with me and threatening to abandon her post."
"Yes," Baelor confirmed weakly.
"I am going to murder your wife," Maekar growled.
"Get in line," Baelor sighed. "Just... be prepared. You are going to have five boys in that house tonight, Maekar. And a very, very angry art teacher. May the gods have mercy on your soul."
Baelor hung up.
Maekar sat in his office, covered in ink, staring at the brilliant, stolen business strategy on his desk.
He really didn't want to go home later.
The afternoon sun was beginning to dip below the city skyline, casting long, bruised shadows across the floor of the art room. The chaotic energy of the school day had finally ebbed, leaving behind a dust-mote-filled quiet.
Kat stood at the stainless-steel sinks, aggressively scrubbing a palette knife under the running tap. She was exhausted, covered in a fine dusting of plaster and smeared with three different shades of acrylic paint, but her mind was relentlessly focused on the ticking clock above the whiteboard.
It was 3:45 PM.
She shut the tap off with a sharp twist of her wrist, drying her hands on a stained rag. She reached into the pocket of her skirt and pulled out her phone.
She navigated her contacts, bypassing the infuriatingly silent number of 'Dictionary Boy', and tapped on Thomas’s contact listing.
The phone rang twice before the driver answered.
"Good afternoon, Miss Hart," Thomas’s polite, even voice drifted through the speaker.
"Afternoon, Thomas," Kat greeted, leaning her hip against the counter. She looked over at the brightly colored playpen in the center of the room. Aegon was currently sitting on the foam mats, engrossed in a vicious battle between a wooden block and his purple plush dragon. "Logistical question for you. What time are the older gremlins finished at St. Jude’s today? Do I need to head over there and sit in the pick-up queue, or are they occupied?"
"Master Daeron and Master Aemon are both enrolled in the advanced fencing academy this afternoon," Thomas reported efficiently. "Their bout concludes at exactly four-twenty-five. I am currently stationed near the academy perimeter, awaiting your arrival with Master Aerion and Master Aegon."
"Brilliant," Kat sighed, feeling a marginal wave of relief. At least she wouldn't have to wrangle the two older boys while simultaneously navigating the rush-hour traffic. "Aerion is currently in the music wing having his inaugural drumming lesson with Mr. Stool. He should be done in about same time as the other boys. I'll bundle the little ones up and meet you at St. Jude’s."
"Understood, Miss Hart. Drive safely," Thomas replied before disconnecting.
Kat slipped her phone back into her pocket and walked over to the playpen. She stepped over the low plastic fencing, dropping onto the mats next to the one-year-old.
"Right, Egg," Kat smiled, gently prying the wooden block out of the toddler's mouth before he could gnaw the paint off. "Let's get your shoes on, yeah? We’re going on a rescue mission to save your brothers from the posh boys."
Aegon babbled happily, entirely unbothered by the confiscation of his block. He grabbed Kat’s fingers, pulling himself up into a standing position and offering her a toothy grin.
For the next half hour, Kat kept the toddler entertained, practicing his wobbly, uncoordinated steps across the length of the playpen. He was getting braver, relying less on her hands and more on his own momentum.
At exactly half-past four, the door of the art room burst open.
Aerion practically flew into the room. He was wearing his oversized, faded green hoodie, but his face was flushed a bright, vibrant pink, and his chest was heaving with exertion. He looked exhausted, and elated. Clutched tightly in his hands were two slightly chipped, wooden drumsticks.
"Kat!" Aerion gasped, leaning against the doorframe to catch his breath. "It was brilliant! Mr. Stool is insane, but he’s brilliant!"
"I told you he was a madman," Kat laughed, scooping Aegon up and stepping out of the playpen. "How was the lesson, Duck? Did you master the downbeat?"
"He made me play the paradiddle until my wrists cramped," Aerion explained, walking over and dropping his backpack onto a desk. He didn't sound complaining; he sounded proud. "And then he taught me how to read basic sheet percussion! He said I have a natural tempo. He said I just need to stop thinking about the math and start feeling the crash!"
"He's right," Kat encouraged warmly, her mismatched grey lenses softening as she looked at the boy's glowing face. "You can't calculate a rock song, Aerion. You just have to hit things until they sound right. I am incredibly proud of you."
Aerion beamed, his eyes shining. The suffocating pressure of his former academic life felt miles away. Here, he was just a kid learning how to hit things with sticks.
"Right, pack it up, Ringo Starr," Kat ordered playfully, grabbing her tote bag and the baby bag. "We have to go collect the fencers. Thomas is waiting."
They walked out into the chilly late-afternoon air, the sky beginning to streak with the pale purples and bruised oranges of twilight.
They reached the staff parking lot. The town car was nowhere to be seen, having already at St. Jude’s. Kat’s Bentley sat waiting in the corner space.
Kat opened the rear door of the Bentley, expertly maneuvering the babbling Aegon into his high-end car seat she'd gotten for the boy to drive safely in her own car and securing the five-point harness.
She paused, resting her hand on the roof of the car. She thought about the evening ahead. She thought about the text message she had received from Maekar that morning—the arrogant, demanding tone, then his rudeness on phone at lunch. He'd not gotten in contact to apologize for his dismissive behavior.
She had told him she would be at the estate. She had told him not to be late.
But she also knew that Baelor Targaryen, the polished politician, was currently designated as the evening's primary caretaker. And despite her blazing fury toward Maekar, she felt a tiny, irritating sliver of pity for Baelor. Leaving him alone with four hungry boys felt a bit like kicking a puppy.
"Aerion," Kat called out over the roof of the car. "Do you have Daeron’s phone number?"
Aerion, who was walking around to the passenger side, stopped and frowned. "Yeah, why?"
"Text it to me," Kat instructed, pulling her own phone from her pocket. "I am feeling a microscopic shred of mercy toward your Uncle Baelor. I am going to buy you lot dinner before I leave him to suffer."
Aerion’s eyes widened in confusion. "Wait... Uncle Baelor is taking care of us tonight? Why? Where's you going?"
Kat’s jaw tightened, her grey lenses flashing with a cold spark of irritation.
"Your father," Kat stated, her tone sharpening into a crisp, northern edge, "is currently in a timeout. He needs to learn a very fundamental, very important lesson about respect and basic human decency. So, he is sitting in his glass tower, and your uncle is on the front lines."
Aerion nodded slowly, his ten-year-old brain struggling to process the concept of the terrifying Ice Dragon being placed in a 'timeout' by an art teacher. It was entirely unfathomable. "Okay. I'll send you the number."
"Brilliant," Kat smiled, sliding into the driver's seat of the Bentley.
Her phone buzzed. She tapped the notification, opening the text thread with Daeron’s newly acquired number. She didn't bother with a formal introduction. She hit the dial button, connecting the call through the Bentley’s vintage-styled, retrofitted Bluetooth system.
It rang three times.
"Hello?" Daeron’s voice answered, sounding breathless and slightly wary, clearly unused to receiving calls from unsaved numbers.
"Daeron, it's Kat," Kat announced over the rumble of the idling supercharged engine. "I am currently en route to McDonald's with Aerion and the baby. We are stopping for provisions. I need your McDonald's order, and I need Aemon’s."
There was a loud clatter on the other end of the line, followed by the distinct sound of a fencing foil hitting a gymnasium floor.
"McDonald's?!" Daeron gasped, his aristocratic poise instantly vanishing, replaced by ravenous teenage hunger. "You're getting McDonald's again?!"
"I am operating on a tight schedule and zero patience, Daeron. Speak quickly," Kat commanded playfully.
"Twenty-piece chicken nugget share box! Sweet and sour sauce! And a large fry!" Daeron recited frantically, clearly having memorized his dream order since Saturday. "Hang on, Aemon is right here! Aemon, Kat is getting McDonald's! What do you want?"
There was a muffled shuffling sound. "A double cheeseburger, please," Aemon’s quiet, polite voice drifted through the speaker. "And perhaps a strawberry milkshake, if the logistical parameters allow?"
"Logistical parameters are authorized, Aemon," Kat chuckled. "I will see you gremlins in ten minutes. Look for the massive black tank."
Kat hung up, throwing the Bentley into gear. The car surged forward, roaring out of the King’s Row parking lot.
The drive across the city was filled with the cheerful, chaotic noise of Aerion recounting every single detail of his drumming lesson. He mimed the paradiddle in the passenger seat, tapping his hands against his thighs, explaining the difference between the snare and the high-tom.
From the back seat, Aegon offered a steady, enthusiastic stream of nonsensical babble, waving his purple plush dragon in the air as if he, too, were recounting a highly complex tale of classroom warfare.
"So then Mr. Stool told me to close my eyes and just feel the rebound," Aerion explained, his eyes shining.
"He's a genius disguised as a madman, Duck," Kat agreed, navigating a tight roundabout with effortless precision. "You stick with him, and you'll be playing Led Zeppelin by Christmas."
They pulled into the St. Jude’s pick-up queue, Kat ignoring the glares of the Range Rover moms as she idled the roaring Bentley near the gates. Daeron and Aemon, looking sweaty and exhausted in their fencing whites, immediately spotted the car and jogged over, tossing their gear bags into the boot.
"Did you get the nuggets?" Daeron asked breathlessly as he climbed into the back seat next to Aegon’s car seat.
"I am a woman of my word, Daeron," Kat smirked, pointing to three grease-stained brown paper bags resting on the floorboards.
"Kat," Aemon said politely, buckling his seatbelt. "Aerion texted us earlier. He said Father is in trouble. Why is Uncle Baelor managing our evening protocols?"
Kat met Aemon’s eyes in the rearview mirror.
"Your father," Kat explained, her tone completely even, "was disrespectful. He forgot his manners, and he forgot that he is not the king of the world. So, he is experiencing the consequences of his actions. Your Uncle Baelor will be taking the handover tonight."
Daeron and Aemon exchanged a wide-eyed glance. Their father was 'in trouble'. It was a concept that broke the laws of their reality.
The Bentley roared back to life, speeding toward the Targaryen estate.
When they arrived, the house was entirely silent. The massive iron gates had parted automatically, and Kat parked the vintage car near the steps.
"Right, out you get," Kat ordered, grabbing the bags of fast food and hoisting Aegon onto her hip.
They marched into the grand foyer and headed straight for the kitchen.
Kat didn't mess about. She checked the heavy, silver clock on the kitchen wall. It was 4:45 PM.
"I have exactly twenty minutes until Baelor is scheduled to arrive and assume command," Kat announced, rapidly unpacking the paper bags. She tossed the boxes of nuggets to Daeron, slid the cheeseburger to Aemon, and handed Aerion a carton of fries. "Eat your food. Tell me about your day. And do not get ketchup on the marble island, or I will make you scrub it with a toothbrush."
For the next fifteen minutes, the kitchen was transformed into a bustling, messy haven of children joy. The boys devoured the fast food with feral intensity, talking over one another as they updated Kat on their day. Daeron bragged about his parry-riposte techniques in fencing. Aemon detailed a fascinating historical debate regarding Roman aqueducts. Aerion proudly confessed that he had actively given Leo incorrect information about their father's diet to fuel a fake history essay.
Kat sat at the head of the island, casually feeding Aegon individual french fries, laughing at their stories, offering advice, and acting as the perfect anchor they so desperately needed.
But as the clock ticked closer to five, her eyes kept darting toward the hallway doors.
4:55 PM.
4:58 PM.
5:02 PM.
The kitchen doors remained stubbornly closed. The house remained silent.
Kat’s jaw tightened. The warm, bubbly art teacher slowly faded, replaced by a cold, sharp, highly irritated professional.
5:05 PM.
Kat set her french fry down. She wiped her hands on a napkin, reaching into her pocket for her phone.
She pulled up the contact number she had saved for Baelor, hitting the dial button with a sharp tap of her thumb.
She put the phone on speaker, resting it flat on the marble island.
The boys immediately stopped chewing. They recognized the shift in her energy. They watched the phone with wide eyes.
The line rang twice.
"Baelor Targaryen," the smooth, perfectly modulated, political voice answered.
"Baelor," Kat stated, her northern accent entirely devoid of warmth, dropping into a tone that could have frozen vodka. "It is five-oh-five. Where are you?"
There was a brief pause on the other end of the line. The faint, muffled sound of office chatter and ringing telephones could be heard in the background.
"Miss Hart," Baelor replied, his voice tightening defensively. He was clearly sitting in his parliamentary office, surrounded by staff, and attempting to project an aura of unbothered authority. He was acting on Maekar’s explicit, uncompromising orders to arrive late. "I am currently detained at my office. I have a critical committee meeting regarding the urban transit budget that requires my immediate oversight."
Kat’s grey lenses narrowed into dangerous slits. "You were instructed to be at the estate at five o'clock for the handover."
"And you, Miss Hart," Baelor countered, attempting to stand his ground, heavily channeling his younger brother's corporate arrogance, "are officially on the payroll as a contracted employee. You have a job you are paid to do. I suggest you fulfill your operational parameters until I am able to relieve you. I will arrive when my schedule permits."
The silence in the kitchen was loud.
Daeron choked on a chicken nugget, his eyes watering as he stared at the phone in horror. Baelor had just played the 'employee' card. It was the exact same mistake his father had made that morning. It was a tactical suicide.
Kat didn't yell. She didn't scream.
A chilling, incredibly dark smile spread across her face.
"Ooooo," Kat purred, the sound vibrating with lethal menace. "I see. Both brothers suffer from the exact same, fatal strain of arrogant, disrespectful stupidity. Good to know it’s genetic."
"Miss Hart, I must insist—" Baelor attempted to regain control of the conversation.
"You don't insist on anything, Baelor," Kat cut him off, her voice slicing through the speaker like a scalpel. "You have exactly fifteen minutes. I will see you then."
"Miss Hart, I am across the city! I cannot possibly—" Kat didn't let him finish. She hit the end call button.
Click.
The kitchen was dead silent.
Kat picked up her phone, slipping it into her pocket. She looked across the island at the three open-mouthed boys.
"Right, gremlins," Kat announced, her voice bright and cheerfully terrifying. "Pack your bags. Grab the baby. We are going on a field trip."
"A... a field trip?" Aemon stammered, clutching his half-eaten cheeseburger. "Where?"
"To Parliament," Kat grinned, a wicked, chaotic fire burning in her eyes. "Your uncle seems to have forgotten where he left his children. We are going to return them to him."
Twenty minutes later, Baelor sat behind his desk in his private, highly secure office within the parliamentary administrative building.
He was reviewing a dense legislative document, but his mind was elsewhere. He kept glancing nervously at the digital clock on his computer screen.
5:25 PM.
He rubbed his temples, letting out a sigh. He hated participating in his brother's manipulative, passive-aggressive digital wars. He had played his part. He had stood his ground. He had asserted authority over the art teacher.
She was bluffing, Baelor assured himself, taking a sip of his lukewarm tea. She is a primary school teacher. She is not going to abandon four children in an empty house. She will complain, she will send an angry email, but she will stay.
He turned his attention back to the transit budget.
Knock. Knock. Knock.
Three sharp, rapid knocks echoed against the door of his office.
Baelor frowned. He hadn't scheduled any further meetings for the evening. His secretary was supposed to be filtering all interruptions.
"Enter," Baelor called out, adjusting his blazer and projecting his best, unbothered political face.
The door swung open.
Baelor’s heart completely stopped in his chest.
Standing in the doorway, looking incredibly awkward and entirely out of place in the high-security government building, were his three nephews. Daeron, Aerion and Aemon.
And standing directly behind them, her hands resting firmly on Daeron and Aerion’s shoulders, was Kat Hart.
And resting effortlessly on her hip, gnawing happily on a plastic security visitor's badge, was Aegon.
Baelor stared at the group. The color drained from his face, leaving him looking like a ghost. His jaw dropped so far it nearly hit his desk.
"What," Baelor breathed, his voice cracking with horror, "in the seven hells?"
Kat didn't hesitate. She marched into the office, the boys trailing anxiously behind her. She bypassed the plush visitor armchairs entirely, striding directly up to the edge of Baelor’s executive desk.
"Status report, Baelor," Kat announced, her voice rapid-fire, crisp, and professional, though her eyes were blazing with furious satisfaction.
"The boys have been fed. They consumed approximately three thousand calories of fast-food carbohydrates. They need to complete their homework—Aemon has mathematics, Daeron has geography. Aegon missed his afternoon nap because he was entirely too fascinated by a papier-mâché volcano, so he is currently operating on borrowed time and is highly volatile. He will likely detonate within the hour."
Baelor sat frozen in his chair, paralyzed by the sheer impossibility of the situation.
How did she get in? Baelor’s political brain screamed in panic. This is a secured government facility! There are three biometric checkpoints, armed security guards, and a dedicated reception desk! She is wearing halter top and skirt! How did she bypass the perimeter?!
Kat didn't wait for him to recover.
She leaned forward over the desk. With a swift, practiced, unceremonious movement, she plucked Aegon from her hip and dumped the babbling one-year-old directly into Baelor’s lap.
Baelor let out a startled oof, his arms instinctively coming up to catch the boy before he crushed the transit budget documents.
"Here is your cargo," Kat smiled, a bright, vicious, beautiful expression. "My contracted shift is officially concluded. Have a lovely evening, Shadow Minister."
Kat turned on her heel. She walked back toward the doorway, pausing to pull Daeron, Aemon, and Aerion into a crushing group hug.
"You lot be good," Kat whispered, pressing a kiss to the top of Aerion’s silver head. "Don't let him feed you wet erasers. If you need help with your homework, or if he starts having a panic attack over the baby, you have my number. Call me."
"We will, Kat," Daeron nodded, still looking entirely awestruck by the devastating power move she had just executed.
"Bye, Kitty!" Aegon babbled from Baelor’s lap, waving the plastic security badge at her.
"Bye, little dragon," Kat winked.
She straightened up, adjusted her tote bag, completely ignored the stunned, paralyzed politician sitting behind the desk, and marched out of the office, pulling the door firmly shut behind her.
The silence in the office was deafening.
Baelor sat in his high-backed leather chair, a one-year-old sitting on his lap, three nephews standing in front of his desk, entirely marooned in his own political sanctuary.
"What the fuck," Baelor whispered, entirely forgetting his own rule against profanity.
"Fuh-ck!" Aegon cheered immediately, slamming his hands against the desk.
"That was so cool," Daeron breathed, his eyes wide with worship. He looked at his uncle. "She just... she just walked right up to the armed security guard at the front gate, leaned out the window of the Bentley, and said something to him. He went completely pale, opened the barricade, and gave us priority visitor passes. It was wild! It was like she owned the building!"
Baelor closed his eyes, a painful throb of a migraine blooming behind his temples.
She dropped a name, Baelor realized with a sickening jolt of clarity. She knows someone. She knows someone powerful.... Who?! Whoever she's knows has influence to bypass federal security and she used it, just to spite Maekar.
Baelor slowly opened his eyes. He looked at the baby in his lap. He looked at the transit budget. He looked at the three boys.
He reached out with a trembling hand, grabbing his phone from the desk.
He didn't bother texting. He hit the FaceTime video call icon next to his brother's name.
The phone rang for five seconds.
The screen flared to life.
Maekar was sitting in his office. He looked exhausted, rubbing his eyes, but a faint, arrogant smirk was playing on his lips. He was clearly expecting a report from Baelor confirming that the art teacher had caved, that she had submitted to his authority, and that his trap had worked flawlessly.
"Baelor," Maekar rumbled, leaning back in his chair. "Report. Has Katherine accepted the—"
Maekar’s voice died in his throat.
He stopped speaking. He stopped breathing.
Through the video feed, Maekar saw his brother's face. Baelor looked like a man who had just survived a shipwreck.
But it wasn't Baelor's expression that paralyzed the CEO.
It was the background.
Maekar saw the familiar, dark wood paneling of Baelor’s parliamentary office. He saw Daeron standing near the bookshelf. He saw Aerion waving at the camera. He saw Aemon looking mildly interested in a framed map on the wall.
And, sitting directly on Baelor’s lap, gnawing on a lanyard, was Aegon.
Maekar stared at the screen, his violet eyes widening in speechless horror.
"I don't know how she did it," Baelor rasped into the phone, his voice echoing with sheer, traumatized defeat. "I don't know how she bypassed the security protocols. But she kept her promise, Maekar. She dropped off your children. Come get them. Now! "
Maekar sat frozen in his chair. He looked at the screen. He looked at his entire family, marooned in a government building miles away from the estate, because he had pushed a woman too far.
He had played a game of corporate chicken with the Queen of the Gremlins, and she had driven a tank straight through his defenses.
Maekar slowly nodded, his brain struggling to reboot.
"I... I will be there in thirty minutes," Maekar managed to choke out, his voice hoarse.
Baelor’s eyes narrowed into furious slits. He glared into the camera.
"If the art teacher can get them from the estate to my office in twenty minutes during rush hour," Baelor snapped, his political composure entirely shattered, "you can get here in ten. Move!"
Maekar didn't argue. He didn't issue a corporate command.
He let out a defeated sigh, rolling his eyes toward the ceiling. He hit the end call button.
He stood up from his desk, grabbing his wool overcoat from the back of his chair. He shrugged it on, his mind reeling with a mixture of bafflement admiration, and undeniable realization.
He had fucked around. And he had spectacularly found out.
Notes:
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Chapter 25: Chapter Twenty-Five: A Lesson in Respect
Summary:
In which Kat bypasses federal security, Baelor is abandoned in Parliament, and Maekar discovers he has a Dominance kink.
Song recommendation for this chapter -
Animals – Maroon 5
Notes:
Warning - Small smut scene at the end
Sorry Short chapter
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
The drive from the headquarters of Targaryen Enterprises to the fortified stone fortress of the parliamentary administrative building was a blur of acceleration and flagrant disregard for traffic laws.
Maekar did not utilize the services of a driver. He had thrown himself behind the wheel of his black Aston Martin DB11, the V12 engine roaring like a caged beast as he wove through the congested rush-hour streets. His hands gripped the leather steering wheel with bone-crushing intensity, his eyes locked onto the road ahead with the terrifying, unblinking focus of an apex predator.
He was operating on a cocktail of pure adrenaline, corporate fury, and a deeply unsettling undercurrent of bafflement.
She dropped them off. The thought cycled through his mind, repetitive and maddening. She walked into one of the most highly secured government facilities in the nation, bypassed the armed guards, and dropped my children into my brother's lap like a misdelivered parcel.
He pulled the Aston Martin up to the reinforced steel barricades of the parliamentary complex. He didn't wait for the security personnel to clear him through the standard protocols. He threw the door open, flashing his elite, Level-One corporate clearance badge at the guard standing in the rain, and stalked past the barrier on foot, his wool overcoat billowing behind him like a dark storm cloud.
He bypassed the metal detectors. He ignored the frantic calls of the reception staff. He knew exactly where Baelor’s private office was located, and he marched toward it with the momentum of a runaway freight train.
Maekar threw the door open without knocking.
The scene inside the office was a masterpiece of domestic tragedy.
Baelor was sitting behind his desk. His blazer was heavily wrinkled, his tie had been abandoned, and he was currently holding a half-eaten chicken nugget in his hand as a makeshift pacifier.
Aegon was sitting on the floor, surrounded by classified, confidential legislative documents that had been repurposed into drawing paper, happily scribbling across a transit budget with a blue crayon. Daeron and Aerion were sitting on the visitor chairs, looking unbothered, while Aemon stood by the window, quietly evaluating the architectural integrity of the building across the street.
Baelor looked up as Maekar entered. The older brother’s face was a mask of traumatized exhaustion.
"You took twenty-two minutes," Baelor rasped, dropping the chicken nugget onto his desk. "I timed you."
Maekar ignored the critique. He swept into the room, his eyes scanning his sons to ensure they were unharmed. Daeron and Aerion immediately sat up straighter, the residual thrill of their rogue field trip fading slightly under their father's imposing shadow.
"Gather your belongings," Maekar commanded his sons, his voice brokered no argument. "We are departing."
Daeron scrambled to his feet, grabbing his satchel. Aemon carefully folded the transit budget Aegon had been coloring on, placing it neatly on the edge of the desk, while Aerion quickly scooped up the baby.
Maekar turned his attention to Baelor. "Are you coming, or do you intend to remain here and mourn your political dignity?"
"I am leaving," Baelor stated, pushing himself up from the chair with a groan. "I require scotch. A significant volume of it."
They marched out of the office as a cohesive unit. But as they reached the primary security checkpoint in the main lobby, Maekar abruptly stopped.
Standing behind the reinforced glass counter was the head of parliamentary security, a burly, stern-faced man named Jenkins, who had known the Targaryen brothers for years.
Maekar stepped up to the glass, towering over the security chief.
"Jenkins," Maekar demanded, his voice slicing through the ambient noise of the lobby. "Forty-five minutes ago, a woman matching the description of a fiery-haired primary school teacher, accompanied by my three children and an infant, bypassed this checkpoint. I require an explanation as to how she gained access to a restricted federal floor without an appointment or prior authorization."
Jenkins visibly swallowed, his posture stiffening defensively. He looked at Maekar, and then nervously at Baelor.
"Sir," Jenkins stammered, pulling at his collar. "The... the individual in question did not bypass security. She was processed through the standard intake parameters."
"Do not lie to me," Maekar growled, leaning closer to the glass. "This building requires Level-Two biometric clearance for unescorted access. She is an art teacher. How did she open the barricade?"
Jenkins wiped a bead of sweat from his forehead. He looked down at his computer terminal, bringing up the digital access logs.
"Mr. Targaryen, I assure you, I am not lying," Jenkins insisted, his voice dropping into a hushed, incredibly uncomfortable whisper. "When the vehicle pulled up to the outer gate, the system automatically scanned the license plate. The plate flagged an immediate VIP override. When she approached the desk, she didn't provide a driver's license. She provided a specialized, highly encrypted digital barcode on her mobile device. When I scanned it... the system flashed green. Level-One Federal Clearance. Unrestricted access."
Baelor stepped forward, his violet eyes widening in absolute shock. "Level-One? That is higher than my clearance, Jenkins. That is Prime Ministerial clearance."
"I am aware, Minister," Jenkins nodded, looking thoroughly miserable.
"Under whose authorization?" Maekar demanded, his mind racing, trying to process the impossibility of the situation. "Who issued the clearance?"
Jenkins looked at the screen, and then back at the two billionaires. He shook his head slowly. "I cannot disclose that information, sir."
"You cannot, or you will not?" Maekar snapped.
"I literally cannot, Mr. Targaryen," Jenkins replied, turning the monitor slightly so Maekar could see. "The authorization field is redacted. It is blocked by a dark-web firewall. It simply says 'Executive Privilege'. Whoever she is, sir... she possesses clearance that is vastly beyond my paygrade. I could not have stopped her if I tried."
Maekar stared at the redacted screen. The flashing red ACCESS GRANTED icon mocked him.
He turned away from the desk without another word, gesturing for his sons to follow.
They exited the building, the cold night air biting at their cheeks. The drive back to the estate was a logistical puzzle, as Baelor had been forced to leave his Jaguar at his office and pile into the back of Maekar’s Aston Martin with the older boys, while Maekar strapped Aegon into the front passenger seat.
The tight confines of the sports car did nothing to alleviate the suffocating tension.
"She knows people, Maekar," Baelor hissed from the cramped back seat, his knees practically pressed against his chin. "She knows incredibly powerful people. How the fuck did you not know this? Did you ran a comprehensive background check on her?!"
"I ran a background check on Katherine Hart, a twenty-six-year-old public school teacher!" Maekar argued, his hands gripping the steering wheel as he sped through the city. "The report yielded a degree in fine arts, a flat in a quiet area, and an impeccable employment record! How the fuck was I supposed to know she possessed federal security clearance?!"
"She drives a 1930 Blower Bentley, Maekar!" Baelor shouted, gesturing wildly in the confined space. "A car worth five million pounds! Normal primary school teachers do not drive museum pieces, and they do not waltz past armed government security guards with encrypted barcodes! She is Jason Bourne with a paintbrush! Who is she working for?!"
Maekar’s jaw clenched so tightly it ached. His mind was spinning, trying to reconcile the image of the woman in a bunny onsie with the reality of her staggering influence.
She was a artist. She drove a priceless heritage vehicle. She possessed executive federal clearance. And she had looked him dead in the eye through a video call and told him his shipping logistics were flawed, offering a multi-billion-pound solution off the top of her head.
She is not who she claims to be, Maekar realized with a chilling clarity. She is hiding something.
When the Aston Martin finally pulled up to the steps of the Targaryen estate, the adrenaline of the extraction had begun to fade, replaced by a grinding exhaustion.
The house was dark and silent.
"To your quarters, boys," Maekar commanded as they entered the foyer. "Change your clothing. I will address the remainder of the evening shortly."
Daeron, Aemon, and Aerion scurried up the stairs, eager to escape the tension radiating from their father.
Maekar turned to his brother. "To my office. We need to dissect this."
But before they could take a single step toward the mahogany doors, a loud, miserable, heart-wrenching wail echoed through the foyer.
Maekar looked down. Aegon, whom he was still holding securely against his chest, had finally reached his breaking point. The boy had missed his afternoon nap, he had been dragged across the city to a government building, and he was currently operating entirely on fumes and leftover french fries.
"Kitty," Aegon sobbed, hot tears spilling down his flushed cheeks. He buried his face into Maekar’s neck, his tiny fists gripping the lapels of his father's wool coat. "Kitty gone. Up."
Maekar froze. The cold, calculating CEO melted instantly.
He looked at Baelor, offering a short, resigned shake of his head. "The debrief will have to wait. He is exhausted."
Baelor nodded sympathetically, leaning against the banister. "Go. I will pour the drinks. We are going to need them."
Maekar carried the crying boy up the staircase and down the long hallway toward the nursery.
It was not a quick, efficient process. Aegon was overtired, fighting the routine with every ounce of his remaining strength. He thrashed during his diaper change, he refused to put his arms through the sleeves of his pajamas, and he sobbed brokenly every time Maekar tried to lay him down in the crib.
"Hush, little dragon," Maekar murmured, his voice maintaining a steady, soothing rhythm despite his internal frustration. He abandoned the crib, sitting down in the rocking chair.
He pulled the struggling baby tightly against his chest, wrapping his arms around the small body to provide a sense of secure safety. He closed his eyes, leaning his head back against the chair, and began to rock.
He hummed the Valyrian lullaby, his baritone vibrating deep in his chest. It took nearly thirty minutes of continuous rocking and humming, but eventually, the frantic sobs tapered off into exhausted hiccups. Aegon’s small body went limp, his breathing evening out as sleep finally claimed him.
Maekar carefully stood up, transferring the sleeping baby into the crib and pulling the stormy sea coloured blanket over his shoulders.
He stared down at his son for a long moment in the dark.
The anger he felt wasn't directed at Aegon. It was directed entirely at himself. He had caused this. He had snapped at Kat on the phone. He had prioritized his corporate pride over his family's stability, and as a result, he had driven away the one person who had brought genuine peace to this house.
Maekar turned on his heel, his jaw setting into a hard, uncompromising line. He was going to fix this. He was going to call her, he was going to extract an explanation for her bizarre security clearance, and he was going to formally apologize for his behavior.
He walked out of the nursery, closing the door quietly behind him.
As he moved down the hallway, intending to head straight for his office, he paused.
The door to Daeron’s room was slightly ajar. A faint sliver of light spilled out onto the hardwood floor.
Maekar stopped, intending to simply push the door open and inform them that they could utilize the home theater for the remainder of the evening.
But before his hand could touch the brass knob, he heard the hushed, anxious voices of his sons drifting from within the room.
"I'm telling you, Aerion," Daeron’s voice whispered, sounding cynical and sad. "It was just a phase. I told you it wouldn't last."
"But he was trying," Aerion argued weakly, the disappointment evident in his tone. "He let us have McDonald's. He bought the drums. He even laughed when Egg threw the porridge at him! He was different this weekend."
"He was different because Kat was here," Daeron countered bitterly. "But now they're fighting. You saw his face in the car. He's back to being the Ice Dragon. He’s going to fire her, Aerion. He’s going to fire her, and he’s going to lock us back in this house with another nanny, and we’re going to go back to eating dry salmon and doing Latin drills on Sundays. It's over."
Maekar stood frozen in the hallway.
The words hit him with the devastating force of a physical blow to the chest. I told you it wouldn't last.
They didn't believe in him. They didn't trust that his desire to change was permanent. They had spent twelve years living under the rule of a dictator, and two days of video games and fast food wasn't enough to erase a lifetime of conditioning. The moment he showed a fraction of his old temper, they immediately assumed he was abandoning them to the silence again.
A agonizing ache bloomed in Maekar’s chest. He closed his eyes, leaning his forehead against the cool wood of the doorframe.
He was not going backward. He refused to let them retreat into their shells.
Maekar took a deep, steadying breath, forcing his features to relax. He pushed the bedroom door open, stepping into the room.
Daeron and Aerion jumped, spinning around to face him. They were sitting on the edge of Daeron’s bed, looking scared, fully expecting to be reprimanded for eavesdropping or staying up late.
"The infant is secured," Maekar announced, his voice low, even, and entirely devoid of the cold, corporate menace he had carried in the car.
He looked at his two eldest sons. He saw the defensive barriers snapping into place in their eyes.
"Once I have concluded a brief administrative conversation with Miss Hart," Maekar continued, keeping his tone carefully neutral, "we will convene in the lower-level home theater. You may select the cinematic presentation. I believe the kitchen is stocked with adequate provisions for popcorn."
Daeron and Aerion stared at him, bewildered by the whiplash-inducing return of the permissive father.
"A movie?" Daeron asked hesitantly.
Aerion swallowed hard, his hands twisting in the fabric of his hoodie. He looked up at his father, his eyes wide with a question.
"Dad," Aerion whispered, his voice trembling slightly. "Are... are you going to fire her?"
Maekar stopped. He looked at the sheer panic radiating from his ten-year-old son. He looked at Daeron, who was holding his breath, waiting for the execution order.
Maekar slowly shook his head, offering them a small, reassuring firm smile.
"No, Aerion. I am not going to fire her," Maekar promised, the absolute certainty in his voice washing over the room. "She is effective, and she is important to this family. I simply need to have a word with her regarding our... operational boundaries. Relax. I will meet you downstairs shortly."
The collective sigh of relief from the two boys was palpable. Daeron’s shoulders dropped, and Aerion offered a shaky smile.
"Okay, Dad," Aerion nodded. "We'll go pick a movie."
Maekar turned and walked out of the room, heading downstairs to his private study.
The doors were already open. Baelor was sitting in one of the leather armchairs by the roaring fireplace. He had discarded his blazer, his sleeves rolled up, looking thoroughly exhausted.
As Maekar walked into the room, Baelor immediately stood up, holding out a crystal tumbler filled with a generous, three-finger pour of fifty-year-old scotch.
Maekar didn't hesitate. He took the glass and downed the entire measure in a single, burning, continuous swallow, the liquid fire searing his throat.
He slammed the empty glass down onto the desk with a clack.
"Right," Maekar rumbled, pulling his phone from his pocket. "Let us deal with the domestic anarchist."
He didn't bother with an email. He navigated to her contact, hitting the dial button, and immediately pressed the speakerphone icon so Baelor could hear the ensuing carnage. He set the phone flat on the polished wood of his desk.
The line rang. Once. Twice.
"Hello?" Kat’s voice answered. It wasn't the chaotic, bubbly greeting of the art teacher. It was polite, clipped, and incredibly formal. It was the voice of someone addressing a subordinate.
Maekar’s jaw tightened. He hated that tone.
"Katherine," Maekar stated, his voice a low, demanding rumble. "We need to discuss your complete disregard for the agreed-upon handover protocols, as well as the deeply concerning revelation regarding your federal security clearance."
"No," Kat interrupted instantly, her voice slicing through the speaker with freezing finality. "I am not having this conversation with you while you are utilizing that tone. I am not one of your employees, Maekar. Try again."
Click.
The line went dead.
Maekar stared at the phone. He blinked, entirely stunned. She had hung up on him. Again.
Baelor, sitting by the fire, let out a soft, incredulous snort.
Maekar’s temper flared. He hit redial immediately.
The phone rang twice.
"Hello?" Kat answered, her tone identical to the first.
"Do not hang up on me, Katherine," Maekar growled, leaning over the desk. "I demand an explanation for your behavior this evening. You abandoned—"
Click.
The line disconnected.
Maekar’s mouth fell open slightly. He stared at the screen, a hot, disbelieving fury building in his chest.
He hit redial.
"Hello?"
"Katherine, this is entirely childish—"
Click.
Maekar let out a loud, guttural sound of pure frustration. He snatched the phone off the desk, his thumb slamming against the redial button.
"Hello?"
"If you disconnect this call one more time—"
Click.
Baelor couldn't hold it in any longer. He threw his head back against the leather armchair, bursting into a wheezing fit of hysterical laughter. The Shadow Minister was practically crying, watching his little brother being systematically reduced to a frustrated, red-faced mess by a woman who refused to accept his authority.
"Shut up, Baelor," Maekar snarled, his chest heaving with exertion.
He stared at the phone. He took a deep breath, forcing the ice back into his veins. He had to suppress the CEO. He had to suppress the dictator. She was training him, exactly as one would train an unruly dog.
He hit redial for the sixth time. He placed the phone back on the desk, ensuring the speakerphone was active.
The line connected.
"Hello?" Kat answered, her voice calm, waiting.
Maekar closed his eyes. He swallowed his pride, entirely suppressing the anger vibrating in his vocal cords.
"Hello, Katherine," Maekar said, his voice slow, measured, and entirely polite.
There was a brief pause on the other end of the line.
"There we go," Kat replied, her tone softening slightly, shedding the corporate ice. "Was that so hard?"
Maekar ran a hand over his face. "Katherine. Please. Explain to me why you felt it was appropriate to dump my children in the middle of a federal government building and vanish."
"I didn't dump them," Kat countered smoothly, her northern accent returning, sharp and unapologetic. "I delivered them to their designated, secondary guardian, exactly as you outlined in your incredibly unprompted text message this morning. Which brings me to my primary point, Dictionary Boy. Listen to me very carefully."
Kat didn't raise her voice. She didn't shout. But the authority in her tone commanded the entire room.
"I am not getting paid by you," Kat stated, laying out the facts with brutal precision. "You donated fifty thousand pounds to a failing public school, and you donated fifty thousand pounds to a youth charity. You did not deposit a single penny into my personal bank account. Therefore, I am not your employee. I am donating my free time to your children because they are desperately in need of color, and because I happen to adore them."
Maekar remained silent, his eyes locked onto the phone. Baelor had stopped laughing, listening to the art teacher dismantle his brother's entire operational worldview.
"At the end of the day, Maekar, you have absolutely zero right to be rude to me," Kat continued, her voice vibrating with a fierce, uncompromising demand for respect. "When I called you this afternoon, you were stressed about the Tokyo integration. I understand that. But you could have simply said, 'Kat, I am busy, I will call you back.' Instead, you chose to be an absolute cunt. You treated me like a subordinate who had interrupted your precious workflow."
Maekar winced slightly at the expletive, knowing she was correct.
"You demanded more of my time this morning while completely ignoring the boundaries I set in my contract," Kat lectured, her pace accelerating. "Therefore, I set a new boundary this afternoon. I told Baelor he had 5pm. Both of you ignored that boundary. I do not know why the two of you decided to engage in a pissing contest with me today, but let me make this abundantly clear: You are fully grown men. You are significantly older than I am. You do not like your time wasted, and neither do I."
She took a breath, the silence hanging heavy over the line.
"I am issuing a final warning," Kat declared, her voice dropping into a cold promise. "I am doing this for the sake of the boys. But if you break this boundary again—if you ever speak to me the way you did this afternoon, or if you expect me to simply bow to your corporate arrogance—I will cancel this entire arrangement. I will not come to the estate, I will not cover your Tokyo deployment, and I will move on. Do you understand me, Maekar?"
Maekar stared at the phone.
He was the CEO of Targaryen Enterprises. He commanded fleets. He commanded thousands of employees.
But sitting in his office, listening to the fierce, wildly protective woman on the phone, he felt entirely conquered. He didn't feel angry. He felt a overwhelming sense of respect.
"I understand, Katherine," Maekar answered, his voice a low, sincere rumble. "I apologize for my conduct this afternoon. It was unacceptable. It will not happen again."
There was a soft, relieved exhale on the other end of the line. The tension broke.
"Good," Kat said, the warmth finally returning to her voice. "I am glad we are on the same page. Now, go watch a movie or something with your kids. They need you. Have a good night, Maekar."
"Goodnight, Kat," Maekar murmured.
Click.
The line disconnected.
Maekar sat in his chair, staring blankly at the dark screen of his phone.
The silence in the office was deafening.
From his armchair by the fire, Baelor slowly raised his empty crystal glass to his lips, realizing it was empty. He lowered it, looking at his younger brother with an expression of cynical amusement.
"Well," Baelor noted dryly, breaking the silence. "That did not go the way I expected."
"No," Maekar agreed softly, his voice distant. "It did not."
"Do you want another drink?" Baelor offered, gesturing toward the decanter.
Maekar shook his head slowly. He stood up from his desk. "No. I require a moment."
He walked over to the antique humidor resting on a side table. He opened the glass lid, selecting a thick Cuban cigar. He clipped the end with a silver cutter and struck a long wooden match, bringing the flame to the tobacco. He took a slow, deep pull, the aromatic smoke filling the air around him.
He didn't walk over to join Baelor by the fire. He remained standing by the side table, his broad back turned to his brother, staring blindly at the mahogany wainscoting.
Baelor watched him. He watched the rigid, tense set of Maekar’s shoulders. He watched the way his brother was gripping the cigar.
Baelor frowned. "Maekar? Come sit down. The fire is warm."
"I need a moment, Baelor," Maekar repeated, his voice sounding strangely strained and unnatural.
Baelor stared at his brother’s back. He analyzed the tension. He analyzed the bizarre, breathless quality of Maekar’s voice. And then, a hysterical realization crashed over the Shadow Minister.
Baelor’s eyes widened to the size of saucers. He clapped a hand over his mouth, unable to contain the explosive bark of laughter that tore out of his throat.
"You didn't," Baelor gasped, pointing a trembling finger at his brother's back.
"Go away, Baelor," Maekar growled, refusing to turn around.
"Oh, my gods," Baelor wheezed, tears streaming down his face as he laughed uncontrollably, clutching his stomach. "You did! You absolutely did! You sick, twisted bastard! You got hard over her telling you off!"
"Fuck off, Baelor!" Maekar snarled, his face flushing a deeply humiliated shade of crimson. He kept his back firmly turned to the room.
"I cannot breathe!" Baelor howled delighted by the discovery. "The Ice Dragon! The most terrifying CEO in Europe! Brought to his knees and sexually aroused by a primary school teacher giving him a verbal dressing down over the phone! It is poetic! It is Shakespearean!"
"If you do not leave this office in three seconds, I will throw you through the plate glass window," Maekar threatened, his voice vibrating with panicked menace.
Baelor held his hands up in surrender, though he was still shaking with laughter. He stood up, grabbing his empty glass.
"I am leaving! I am leaving!" Baelor chuckled, walking backward toward the door. "I shall go supervise the cinematic presentation. Take your time, little brother. Enjoy your... moment."
The doors clicked shut, leaving Maekar alone in the study.
Maekar let out a groan of defeat. He dropped his head forward, resting his forehead against the cool wood of the side table.
He looked down.
Baelor was infuriatingly correct.
Tent-poling the expensive fabric of his tailored charcoal trousers was a painfully rigid erection.
Maekar hated it. He hated the fact that he had lost control of his own biological responses. He was a man who commanded authority, yet the dominance Kat had displayed over the phone—the way she had systematically dismantled his ego, refused his bullshit, and demanded his respect—had triggered a primal, consuming wave of arousal that he could not suppress.
It was a first. He had never, in his entire life, been turned on by being reprimanded.
He took another drag of the cigar, the smoke doing nothing to calm the pulsing heat pooling in his groin.
"Fuck," Maekar muttered to the empty room.
He couldn't go downstairs and sit with his sons in this condition. He needed a release. He needed to clear the fog from his brain.
Maekar turned, striding rapidly out of the office. He bypassed the grand staircase, taking the private, spiraling servant's stairs up to the master suite to avoid running into anyone.
The door of the master suite clicked shut, the lock engaging with a solid, metallic thud that sealed Maekar off from the rest of the estate.
He stood in the entryway of his private quarters, his chest heaving, his breathing ragged and uneven. He was a man who lived his entire life governed by logic, by calculated risks and suppressed emotions. Yet, as he stood there in the quiet dark, the only thing he could focus on was the friction of his trousers against his throbbing erection trapped beneath them.
He let out a low, guttural sound—a mixture of frustration and undeniable, feral hunger.
He didn't bother turning on the main overhead lights. He strode blindly through the bedroom, bypassing the untouched, king-sized bed entirely. He made a direct line for the master en-suite bathroom.
The space was immaculate monument to his 'Ice Dragon' persona. It was encased entirely in floor-to-ceiling, white marble, gleaming with sleek chrome fixtures and seamless, frosted glass. It was cold. It was sterile. It was entirely devoid of color.
Maekar didn't stop to admire the architecture. His hands moved with frantic, almost violent aggression. He ripped the tailored suit jacket from his shoulders, tossing the three-thousand-pound garment carelessly onto the polished tile floor. He tore his silk tie from his neck, popping the buttons of his crisp white dress shirt with such force that two of them snapped off, pinging sharply against the marble.
He kicked off his shoes, shoved his trousers and briefs down his muscular legs, and stepped naked into the walk-in glass shower enclosure.
He reached out and wrenched the chrome dial all the way to the left.
The dual rainfall showerheads roared to life. Maekar didn't wait for it to warm up; he stepped directly into the blast. The water quickly shifted from freezing cold to scalding, relentless downpour, generating a thick cloud of white steam that began to fog the glass walls.
Maekar planted both of his hands flat against the cold, wet marble wall in front of him. He bowed his head, letting the scalding water beat down against his broad muscled shoulders, plastering his silver hair flat against his skull.
He took a deep breath, the steam filling his lungs.
He reached down, his large hand wrapping firmly around his aching, swollen length.
The moment his hand closed around himself, a sharp, involuntary hiss escaped his lips. He was so hard it actually bordered on painful. He pumped his hand once, a slow drag of friction that sent a jolt of electricity straight down his spine.
He closed his eyes. He didn't try to suppress it anymore. He surrendered to the fantasy that had hijacked his brain the moment she had hung up the phone.
He didn't picture the bubbly, laughing art teacher in the playpen. He pictured his Queen of the Gremlins. The fierce, brilliant woman who had just verbally decimated him and demanded his respect.
In the dark theater of his mind, Maekar imagined her standing in the center of his mahogany corporate office. He pictured her looking entirely out of place, a riot of chaotic color against his sterile world. He saw the distressed denim. He saw the bright red messy hair. He smelled the faint, intoxicating mixture of sweet perfume, linseed oil, and the lingering trace of expensive tobacco.
He imagined her storming around his desk. He saw her mismatched eyes blazing with a territorial fury.
I am not one of your terrified board members. Do not cross me.
Maekar’s hand picked up the pace, his grip tightening, his knuckles turning white as he stroked himself with a desperate rhythm. The sound of his own ragged, echoing breaths mingled with the roar of the shower.
He imagined her stepping directly into his personal space, fearless. He felt the phantom ghost of her hands grabbing the lapels of his suit jacket. He visualized her forcefully backing him up, her smaller frame pushing against his towering height until his lower back collided with the edge of his own desk.
The thrill of it—the sheer, intoxicating high of letting her dictate the terms, of surrendering his iron-clad corporate dominance to her chaotic will—sent a hot flush of dark, liquid fire straight to his groin.
Yes, Maekar thought, his hips rolling forward, chasing the sensation, chasing the image. Take it. Tell me what to do.
He pictured her pulling him down to her level, her hands twisting in the fabric of his shirt. He imagined the collision of their mouths—not a soft, gentle kiss, but a bruising, unapologetic war of teeth and tongues. He tasted the sharp tang of tea and the defiant, breathless heat of her mouth.
He imagined hoisting her up, lifting her by the thighs and sitting her directly onto the polished wood of his desk, sweeping the Tokyo portfolios onto the floor without a second thought.
The fantasy shifted, the heat dialing up to a blinding intensity.
He saw her straddling his lap on the executive chair, the denim entirely discarded. He saw the pale, soft curve of her breasts, the dark flush spreading across her chest. She was riding him, her head thrown back, her gold necklace glinting in the dim amber light of the study, her fiery red hair swaying with the rhythmic motion of her hips.
He heard her voice—that sharp, beautiful northern accent—taunting him, telling him to do better, demanding his undivided focus. She wasn't asking for permission; she was taking what she wanted.
"Gods," Maekar choked out, his head falling back against the wet marble, his grip on himself becoming frantic, merciless. The water pounded against his chest, washing away the sweat beading on his skin.
He was incredibly close. The tension was winding tight, a coiled spring in his gut ready to snap.
But the Dragon could only surrender for so long. The primal, territorial instinct embedded deep in his Targaryen blood roared to life, violently flipping the dynamic in his mind.
He imagined his hands locking onto her hips like iron vises, arresting her movement. He saw the shock in her mismatched eyes as he took the control back. He visualized standing up, lifting her effortlessly, and pinning her against the floor-to-ceiling glass windows of his office, sixty-four floors above the city.
He imagined driving up into her with such fierce, punishing, relentless intensity that her taunts dissolved entirely into a series of broken, breathless, high-pitched moans. He watched the defiance in her eyes shatter, replaced by the hazy, glazed look of mind-altering pleasure as he forced her to come apart around him.
Mine, the dark, possessive voice in his head roared.
"Kat," Maekar gasped, his voice harsh, loud, and wrecked in the echoing, steamy expanse of the bathroom. "Fuck!"
The orgasm hit him with the force of a catastrophic physical blow.
He came violently, his entire massive frame shuddering with the sheer power of the release. He let out a low, guttural, animalistic growl through clenched teeth, his hips jerking forward as hot ropes of his release splattered messily against the pristine white marble wall in front of him, a stark, visceral desecration of the sterile space.
He stood there for a long minute as the aftershocks slowly rolled through his body. His hand slid away from himself, dropping limply to his side.
He was panting heavily, his chest heaving, his heart hammering a frantic rhythm against his ribs as the hot water continued to wash over his trembling shoulders, circling the drain at his feet.
Maekar slowly slid down the wall until he was resting his forearms against the wet stone, his forehead pressed against his wrists, his eyes squeezed tightly shut.
That was, without a shadow of a doubt, the most intense, all-consuming release he had experienced in his adult life. He felt completely hollowed out.
And it had been triggered entirely by a primary school art teacher yelling at him over a speakerphone.
Maekar let out a dark echoing laugh that sounded slightly unhinged even to his own ears. He reached a hand up, pushing his soaking wet silver hair back from his forehead.
I am so incredibly fucked, Maekar realized, the truth of the situation settling deep into his bones. When I finally get to fuck her... when she is actually standing in front of me... I am not going to survive it.
He slowly opened his eyes, squinting through the thick clouds of steam. He looked around the shower. He pictured the fiery red hair, the chaotic energy, and the mismatched eyes filling the cold, empty space with vibrant life.
And hopefully, Maekar thought, a slow predatory smirk returning to his handsome face as his breathing finally began to even out, it happens exactly here.
Notes:
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Chapter 26: Chapter Twenty-Six: Snowballs and Stolen Shirts
Summary:
In which Maekar sheds his armor, and the Targaryen boys initiate Operation: Matchmaker.
Song recommendation for this chapter -
Snowman – Sia
Notes:
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The world outside the floor-to-ceiling windows of the master suite had been silently transformed overnight.
Maekar stood by the glass, a steaming mug of black coffee in his hand. He was wearing a charcoal-grey cashmere jumper and dark wool trousers, his feet bare against the cold hardwood floor.
It was Wednesday morning, and they've been hit with the first snowfall of the season. Fluffy flakes were swirling in the wind, rapidly accumulating on the manicured lawns and the stone statues of the Targaryen estate, burying the bleak grey landscape beneath a blindingly white blanket.
Maekar stared at the snow.
He had always loved the winter. He loved the biting cold, the silence it brought to the city, the unrelenting force of nature demanding that humanity slow down. But more than anything, he loved it because he was immune to the chill.
He ran hot. He always had. It was a genetic quirk—perhaps a lingering, literal manifestation of the 'blood of the dragon' that his ancestors so fiercely claimed—but his core body temperature operated several degrees higher than the average human being. He was a walking furnace.
As a teenager, standing in the frosty courtyards of elite boarding schools, he had harbored a secret, incredibly soft, guarded dream about his unique physiology. He had imagined a future where the heat he generated was actually useful. He had pictured himself on freezing winter nights, curled up with a woman he loved, wrapping his large arms around her to keep her warm when the drafts howled against the windows. He had imagined bundling his future children in thick coats and tearing through the snowdrifts, building fortresses and throwing snowballs, giving them the joyous winter childhood he had been denied by his own stoic, distant father.
But reality had been a brutal, freezing disappointment.
His ex-wife had hated the winter. She had despised the snow, claiming it ruined her suede boots and trapped her in the estate. And she had hated him. The only time she had ever willingly tolerated his physical presence was during the bitterest months of December and January , when she would press her icy feet against his calves under the duvet.
You are entirely useless, Maekar, she had sneered at him once, shivering in her silk nightgown. But at least you serve as a functional radiator.
Maekar took a bitter sip of his coffee, the memory turning to ash in his mouth.
The winter always reminded him of exactly how thoroughly he had failed his own dreams. He had wanted to be a warm, protective father and a devoted husband, but he had become exactly what his own father was—a distant, demanding, cold patriarch who expected perfection and silence. He ran physically hot, but emotionally, he had been so deeply cold that he had driven everyone away. He had built an empire, but he had no one to share the warmth with.
Until a foul-mouthed art teacher in a bunny onesie had kicked the doors of his fortress in.
Maekar let out a long exhale, watching the snow continue to fall. He turned away from the window, the melancholy lingering at the edges of his mind, and headed downstairs for breakfast.
The atmosphere in the informal dining room was a bizarre, unprecedented mixture of chaotic noise and excruciating awkwardness.
Maekar pushed the doors open.
Daeron, Aemon, and Aerion were seated along one side of the long table, enthusiastically devouring stacks of warm pancakes and bacon. Aegon was secured in his highchair at the head of the table, happily making a mess of his own food.
Sitting on the opposite side of the table, picking awkwardly at their eggs, were Valarr and Matarys, Baelor’s sons. They had been dropped off by Jena the previous afternoon for their 'sleepover,' and they looked out of place in the relaxed morning environment.
And sitting at the far end of the table, looking like a man who was actively wishing for the floor to open up and swallow him whole, was Baelor. The Shadow Minister was gripping his coffee cup with white knuckles, staring blankly at the wall.
"Good morning," Maekar rumbled, taking his seat near Aegon.
"Morning, Dad," Aerion chirped through a mouthful of pancake.
Maekar looked at his brother. Baelor looked traumatized.
"What has occurred?" Maekar asked quietly, leaning toward Aemon, who was sitting closest to him.
Aemon pushed his glasses up his nose, his voice dropping into a hushed uncomfortable whisper. "It was... a rather intense morning, Father. Uncle Baelor attempted to engage Valarr and Matarys in casual conversation regarding their extracurricular activities. However, Matarys immediately interrupted him and bluntly inquired if Uncle Baelor was finally initiating divorce proceedings against Aunt Jena because he is a homosexual."
Maekar froze, his coffee cup halting inches from his mouth. He stared at his brother.
Baelor slowly closed his eyes, a pained, miserable grimace twisting his handsome features. He gave a tiny, almost imperceptible nod of confirmation.
"I see," Maekar noted, carefully setting his cup down. "And what was the response?"
"Uncle Baelor confirmed the hypothesis," Aemon whispered, summarizing the familial implosion with academic detachment. "He said yes. Valarr and Matarys appeared entirely unbothered by the revelation regarding his sexual orientation. In fact, they seemed rather pleased."
"They were happy?" Maekar asked, genuinely surprised. He had assumed Jena’s toxic conditioning had thoroughly infected the boys.
"Well," Aemon hesitated, glancing nervously at his cousins. "They were pleased about the divorce. Matarys immediately asked Uncle Baelor when he would be acquiring a new, separate primary residence so that they could permanently relocate and escape their mother's custody. Uncle Baelor informed them that the legal paperwork has not yet been filed, nor has Aunt Jena been notified of his intent to permanently vacate the marital home."
Maekar let out a sigh, pinching the bridge of his nose. The political genius had essentially blown up his marriage to his children before he had even spoken to his wife.
"Baelor," Maekar called out, his deep voice cutting through the awkward tension of the room. "If you require assistance navigating the legal infrastructure of this transition, I can alter my schedule. I can skip the morning briefings and help you set the bureaucratic wheels in motion today."
Baelor opened his eyes, offering his brother a weak grateful smile. "Thank you, Maekar. But no. I have a critical committee meeting regarding the transit budget this morning that I cannot miss. Perhaps... perhaps the weekend would be a more strategic window to detonate my entire life."
"As you wish," Maekar nodded, respecting his brother's timeline.
Daeron, who had been listening to the exchange while chewing his bacon, suddenly frowned. He looked at his father, his eyes tracking up and down Maekar’s attire.
"Dad," Daeron pointed out, gesturing with his fork. "Why are you wearing a jumper? And trousers? It's Wednesday. It’s a corporate operational day. Where is your suit?"
The entire table paused. Baelor, Aemon, Aerion, Valarr, and Matarys all stopped eating, their heads swiveling to stare at the CEO.
It was a valid question. Maekar Targaryen had not been seen in public without a bespoke, three-piece suit on a weekday in over fifteen years. He wore the armor like a second skin.
Maekar shifted uncomfortably under the collective scrutiny. "It is snowing heavily outside, Daeron. It is cold."
The boys exchanged deeply confused glances.
"But you never feel the cold," Aerion argued, his brow furrowing. "You walked out to the car in a blizzard last January in just your suit jacket and didn't even shiver. You always say thermal layers are inefficient."
Maekar’s jaw tightened. He couldn't exactly tell his ten-year-old son that he had spent ten minutes staring blankly into his wardrobe that morning, feeling an inexplicable, desperate urge to shed the unyielding 'Ice Dragon' persona. He couldn't explain that the memory of Kat calling him a 'malfunctioning calculator in a suit' had stung him so deeply that he had actively chosen the softest, most approachable garment he owned in a desperate, subconscious attempt to prove her wrong.
"My thermoregulatory preferences have apparently shifted," Maekar stated flatly, his tone warning them to drop the subject immediately. "Consume your breakfast."
The boys wisely returned to their pancakes, though Aerion immediately leaned across the table toward Aemon and Matarys, his voice dropping into a loud, conspiratorial whisper.
"Did you find anything else out about the Blood Wyvern?" Aerion asked Matarys, entirely disregarding his father's presence.
Maekar’s grip on his coffee cup tightened.
"Yeah, I looked her up on Twitter last night," Matarys nodded eagerly, happy to discuss something other than his parents' impending divorce. "She is seriously connected, Aerion. She’s not just some rich girl hiding in a boardroom. She has political pull. The blogs said she actually went toe-to-toe with Tywin Lannister over a zoning dispute for a public housing project in the West End last year."
Baelor, despite his misery, let out a highly amused snort. "She went up against Tywin Lannister?"
"Yeah," Matarys confirmed. "And apparently, she humiliated him. She threatened to liquidate his primary holding company if he didn't back down on the zoning permits. It’s the first time on record Tywin has ever surrendered a land dispute."
Maekar stared at his nephew, feeling a dark, intensely conflicted surge of admiration warring with his corporate fury. Tywin Lannister was one of the most ruthless and unforgiving men in the nation. For a young woman to force him into a tactical retreat was a staggering display of power.
"I follow Lindsay on Instagram," Valarr, Baelor’s older son, chimed in, pulling his phone from his pocket. "She’s really interesting. She doesn't post about yachts or designer clothes like the rest of the heirs. She posts about funding art programs and giving people a second chance. She’s very supportive of the underdog."
"Why does she care so much about underdogs?" Daeron asked, genuinely curious. "She’s worth hundred billion pounds. She’s the ultimate top dog."
"Because she was an underdog," Valarr explained, scrolling through his phone. "She was adopted. She was in the foster care system from birth until she was ten years old. She got rejected a lot because of her background—she’s a Blackfyre bastard. People were terrified of the genetics. They thought some crazy relative would eventually come out of the woodwork to claim her, but nobody ever did. She bounced around group homes until Heltar Barlaeris finally adopted her and her older brother, Duncan."
The dining room went silent.
Aerion, Daeron, and Aemon stared at their cousin.
Maekar felt a cold, sharp shock slice straight through his chest.
In the system until she was ten.
He thought of the independence that radiated from every fiber of Lindsay Barlaeris. He thought of her charitable donations, her refusal to submit to corporate authority, and the brutal, midnight maneuvers she used to secure power. It wasn't just corporate ambition. It was survival. She had built her empire from nothing, carrying the stigmatized weight of a bastard name, completely abandoned by her bloodline until a ruthless billionaire decided she was a useful asset.
"She and her dad are incredibly close, though," Valarr continued, misinterpreting the silence. "Heltar is terrifying to the public, but apparently, he’s really sweet to her when you get to know him. He bought her brother, Duncan, a vintage restoration garage and a ranch out in the country because Duncan really likes classic cars and horses."
Baelor frowned, his political radar twitching. "A ranch? And a garage? That seems like an incredibly frivolous investment for a man like Heltar Barlaeris. I assume the garage is not a highly profitable venture, considering I have never heard of it."
"It’s not about profit, Dad, it’s a passion project," Valarr shrugged, leaning across the table to show Baelor his phone screen. "Look, this is a picture Lindsay posted a few years ago. It’s her and Duncan at the garage."
Baelor leaned forward, squinting at the screen.
The photograph was slightly grainy, an older post from the depths of the Barlaeris heir's feed. It showed a rugged, brown-haired man wearing grease-stained overalls, leaning casually against the polished chassis of a vintage muscle car. Sitting on the hood of the car next to him, wearing dark sunglasses and a sharp leather jacket, was a young woman with cascading, spun-glass silver hair.
Baelor stared at the photograph.
He looked at the massive, rugged man in the overalls. He looked at the strong, square jaw, the grease stains, and the kind, golden-retriever eyes.
Baelor suddenly let out a strangled choking sound.
He inhaled a massive gulp of hot coffee directly into his windpipe.
"Ack! Cough! Gods!" Baelor hacked, slamming his cup down onto the saucer, pounding a fist against his chest as tears streamed down his face.
"Baelor!" Maekar barked, standing up slightly, concerned his brother was actually suffocating. "Are you choking?"
Baelor waved him off frantically, coughing until his face turned a bright, blotchy shade of red. He grabbed a napkin, wiping his mouth, his chest heaving as he stared in horror at the photograph on his son's phone.
"Seriously?" Maekar demanded, walking around the table to look over his brother's shoulder. He looked at the grease-stained mechanic in the picture. He looked back at Baelor, entirely unimpressed. "You are having a respiratory crisis over that guy? He looks like a lumberjack who lost his axe."
Baelor wheezed, shaking his head rapidly, unable to form words.
"I do not judge your... specific taste in individuals, Baelor," Maekar noted dryly, rolling his eyes as he walked back to his seat. "But I must admit, I expected the Shadow Minister to harbor a secret infatuation for a slightly more refined aesthetic. He appears uncultured."
"You don't understand," Baelor gasped, finally finding his voice, his eyes wide with a mixture of terror and longing. "He isn't uncultured, Maekar. He is... he is magnificent."
Maekar scoffed, pouring himself another cup of coffee. "You are utterly pathetic. If you desire the mechanic, simply introduce yourself. Do not choke on your breakfast."
He clearly wants to be the brain behind the brawn, Maekar thought to himself, dismissing his brother's panicked reaction as mere infatuation.
"Right," Maekar announced, checking his watch. The conversation regarding the Blood Wyvern had disturbed him deeply, and he needed to regain control of his morning. "The academic transport is waiting. Finish your meals. We depart in five minutes."
The boys quickly shoved the last of their pancakes into their mouths, grabbing their winter coats and backpacks from the hallway hooks.
They piled out the front doors, the freezing wind and swirling snow instantly hitting their faces. Thomas was waiting with the town car, the engine idling to keep the interior warm.
Baelor stood on the top step, his overcoat wrapped tightly around him. He pulled Valarr and Matarys into a tight, surprisingly fierce hug.
"I love you boys," Baelor murmured, his voice thick with emotion, the reality of the impending divorce weighing heavily on him. "I will see you this weekend. We will... we will figure this out."
"We know, Dad," Valarr nodded, hugging his father back. "It'll be okay."
They climbed into the back of the car.
Maekar’s sons, unaccustomed to such open displays of affection from their father, had already run past him, scrambling into the warmth of the car.
Maekar walked slowly down the steps, stopping beside the open passenger door. He looked at Daeron, Aemon, and Aerion sitting inside.
"I will see you this evening," Maekar stated, his voice a low, steady rumble.
Daeron leaned forward, his eyes looking up at his father's cashmere sweater.
"Dad," Daeron said quietly, his tone entirely serious. "Please try not to piss Kat off today. I would actually like to see her tonight without her threatening to burn the house down."
Maekar’s jaw tightened. The boy was correct, but the reminder of his own catastrophic failure stung his pride.
"I will endeavor to manage my diplomatic relations, Daeron," Maekar replied stiffly.
He shut the door, watching the car pull away into the swirling snow.
Maekar turned and walked toward his Aston Martin. He slid into the driver's seat, the V12 engine roaring to life.
He had a multi-billion-pound corporation to run, an Asian shipping crisis to restructure, and an infuriating art teacher to get on good side of.
It was going to be a very long Wednesday.
St. Jude’s Academy for Boys was not an educational institution; it was a high-security holding pen for the future CEOs, hedge fund managers, and politicians of the nation. It was a place of dark oak paneling, suffocatingly hot cast-iron radiators, and rigidly enforced silence.
While the rest of the city rejoiced at the beautiful blanket of white snow falling from the sky, the Headmaster of St. Jude’s had immediately declared the grounds an 'unacceptable liability risk'. The oak doors to the courtyards had been deadbolted. There would be no snowballs. There would be no running. The students were confined to the indoor common rooms for their morning break.
Daeron sat slumped in a chair in the Senior Library, staring miserably out the frosted window panes at the snow accumulating on the lawns. His navy blue blazer felt like a straightjacket.
He wasn't alone. Sitting on the sofa opposite him were two boys from his form class, Theodore and Julian. They were technically Daeron’s 'friends', but at St. Jude’s, friendship was a transactional currency. Theodore’s father owned a telecommunications network, and Julian’s mother sat on the board of the national bank. They didn't hang around Daeron because he was funny or interesting; they hung around him because he was the heir to Targaryen Enterprises. They spent their breaks attempting to extract insights about Maekar’s stock portfolios to pass back to their parents.
"My father believes Targaryen Enterprises is looking to liquidate the Baltic assets," Theodore was currently droning on, adjusting his perfectly knotted tie. "Have you heard your father mention the Baltic Sea, Daeron?"
Daeron ignored him, resting his chin on his hand. "No, Theo. My dad doesn't discuss international asset liquidation with me over breakfast. We talk about normal things."
Like how he got covered in baby oatmeal and played the drums, Daeron added silently, a small, secret smile touching his lips.
Sitting a few tables away, looking engrossed in a leather-bound volume of translated Greek philosophy, was Aemon. Aemon had quickly learned that carrying the largest, heaviest book in the library was the most effective shield against the networking attempts of his peers.
But it was their cousins, Valarr and Matarys, who were truly suffering the worst of the fallout.
Because Baelor was a prominent, highly visible politician, his sons were subjected to a relentless, exhausting level of sycophancy. Every boy in the school whose parents had political ambitions flocked to Valarr and Matarys like moths to a flame.
Today, the two brothers looked exhausted. They were sitting near the fireplaces, fielding questions from a group of older boys, but their eyes were shadowed and hollow. The reality of their parents' impending divorce was clearly weighing on them like a physical anchor.
Daeron felt a vibration in the pocket of his trousers.
He glanced around, ensuring the librarian patrolling the aisles was distracted, before pulling his phone out and hiding it behind a geography textbook resting on his lap.
He had three new messages. They were from Aerion.
Daeron opened the thread. His heart immediately sank with a bitter wave of jealousy.
Aerion hadn't sent text. He had sent media files.
Daeron tapped the first video. The volume was muted, but he didn't need sound to understand the sheer joy exploding on the screen.
The video had been taken in the staff parking lot of King’s Row Academy, which was currently buried under four inches of fresh snow.
In the center of the frame, the tall pottery teacher—Markl—was wearing his signature leather top hat and a winter coat. He was holding a piece of thick blue nylon rope. Tied to the other end of the rope was a bright red plastic cafeteria tray that had been repurposed into a makeshift sled.
Sitting cross-legged on the plastic tray was Kat. She was wearing a bright colorful winter coat and her red hair up in a messy bun. Sitting securely in her lap, bundled so thickly in a winter coat that he looked like a giant, happy marshmallow, was Aegon.
In the video, Markl was sprinting across the snow-covered parking lot, pulling the tray behind him. Kat was throwing her head back, laughing hysterically, while Aegon waved his mittened hands in the air, his mouth open in a silent shriek of delight.
Daeron swiped to the next file. It was a photograph.
It was a picture of a snowman they had built in the school courtyard. But it wasn't a normal snowman. Kat had clearly let her art students decorate it. The snowman was covered in streaks of neon spray paint, and someone had shoved a pair of plastic novelty sunglasses onto its carrot nose. It looked deranged, artistic, and brilliant.
Daeron swiped to the final image.
It was a selfie Aerion had taken. Aerion, Leo, Sal, and Benji were all crammed into the frame. They were standing outside in the falling snow, their hair covered in white flakes. They weren't posing politely. They were pulling the ugliest faces they could manage—sticking their tongues out, crossing their eyes, and shoving each other.
Aerion looked like a normal happy ten-year-old kid.
Daeron stared at the screen, the silence of the St. Jude’s library feeling like a physical weight crushing his chest. He hated this school. He hated the blazers, he hated the networking, and he hated the fact that his little brother was currently experiencing the childhood Daeron had been robbed of.
A miserable sigh escaped Daeron’s lips. He locked his phone and let his head fall back against the chair.
"Do not despair, Daeron."
Daeron opened his eyes and looked down. Aemon had silently crossed the library and was standing next to his chair, clutching his philosophy book to his chest.
"I'm not despairing," Daeron muttered, though he knew his younger brother could read him like a book.
Aemon pushed his glasses up his nose, his eyes sympathetic. "Aerion is permitted to engage in meteorological recreation because Miss Hart's educational facility lacks the liability protocols of St. Jude's. However, we will see Kat this afternoon. I am certain she will facilitate an engaging activity upon our return to the estate."
Daeron sighed again, looking out the window at the untouched snow. "I guess... Do you think she'll let us go outside? Or will Dad make us stay in the house?"
Aemon pondered this for a moment. "Miss Hart does not typically adhere to Father's restrictive mandates. You should text her and inquire."
Daeron sat up slightly. It was a good idea. He unlocked his phone, navigating to the contact he had saved simply as Kat (Do Not Tell Dad).
DAERON: Are we allowed outside today when we get home? The school locked us inside because the snow is a 'hazard'. It is incredibly depressing.
He hit send. He didn't expect an immediate reply—she was technically working, after all.
But Kat was not a traditional teacher. Exactly forty seconds later, his phone buzzed.
KAT: Locked you inside?! Absolute tyranny. No homework today. Fuck that shit. We are having a marshmallow melting competition, we are building a unsettling family of snowmen, and then we are preparing a tactical snowball ambush for your father when he gets home. Prepare for war. Also, I don't know what to do for food yet. Do you have a request?
Daeron stared at the text message, his eyes practically bulging out of his head.
She wasn't just letting them outside. She had canceled their homework, and she was strategically planning to pelt the CEO of Targaryen Enterprises with balls of ice.
Daeron couldn't help it. A smile broke across his face. She wasn't just saying what he wanted to hear. She was fully planning on executing a domestic assault on his father.
"What did she say?" Aemon asked, noticing the shift in his brother's demeanor.
"She is planning a snowball ambush for Dad," Daeron whispered back, his voice vibrating with thrilled disbelief. "And she canceled homework. She wants to know what we want to eat."
Aemon’s eyes widened slightly behind his glasses, awestruck by her bravery. "A snowball ambush? Father will be livid... or perhaps he won't. As for sustenance, I am not fussy. Whatever she prepares will be vastly superior to the private chef."
Daeron quickly typed his response.
DAERON: Aemon says he's not fussy, and I'm not sure. Whatever you make is fine. Are you seriously going to hit Dad with a snowball?
KAT: I am going to hit him with at least three. As for food, I'll do a picky tea then. A bit of everything. Sausage rolls, potato wedges, maybe some mini pizzas. Proper council estate dining. See you at four, gremlin.
Daeron smiled, locking his phone and slipping it back into his pocket. The miserable weight of the school day had lifted. He just had to survive until four o'clock, and then he could trade his blazer for a winter coat and a snowball.
"What are you smiling at, Daeron?"
Daeron looked up. Valarr and Matarys had managed to extract themselves from their networking circle and were standing next to his chair.
The two cousins looked dreadful. The dark circles under their eyes were pronounced, and their usual, polished composure was visibly fracturing.
"Nothing," Daeron deflected smoothly, sitting up. "Just getting my after-school plans sorted."
Valarr glanced around the quiet library, ensuring none of the other boys were listening, before dropping his voice into a desperate, hushed whisper.
"Daeron," Valarr pleaded, running a hand through his perfectly styled blonde hair. "Can we... is there any chance Matarys and I can come home with you guys today? In Thomas's car?"
Daeron frowned, entirely surprised by the request. "Come to the estate? Don't you have fencing and polo today?"
"Mother canceled our extracurriculars," Matarys explained, his voice tight with misery. He leaned closer. "She is spiraling, Daeron. Dad didn't come home last few nights. And since he didn't come home this morning to change his suit. Mother is losing her mind. She spent the entire morning rearranging the antique china cabinets and screaming at the household staff over microscopic specks of dust. One of the staff informed me it's best to stay out of the house. "
"It's a nightmare," Valarr added, his shoulders slumping. "If we go back to our house today, she is going to project all of her panic onto us. She’s going to make us sit in the drawing room and recite Latin until midnight just to maintain the illusion of control. We can't go back there today. Please. Uncle Maekar is so much more laid back."
Daeron and Aemon stared at their cousins in disbelief.
"My dad?" Daeron sputtered, nearly laughing out loud at the absurdity of the statement. "Uncle Maekar? Laid back?!"
"Compared to our mother today, Uncle Maekar is a tropical breeze," Matarys insisted fiercely. "He just ignores us. He tells us to go to our rooms and be quiet. We can handle silence. We just can't handle her screaming."
Daeron looked at his cousins. He knew exactly what it felt like to be trapped in a house governed by a toxic, miserable parent. He had lived that reality with his own mother before the divorce.
He didn't want them to suffer. But he also knew he didn't have the authority to invite guests to the estate.
Daeron pulled his phone back out of his pocket. He opened Kat’s contact again.
DAERON: Emergency. My cousins Valarr and Matarys are begging to come home with us today. Aunt Jena is having a breakdown and screaming at everyone because Uncle Baelor didn't go home. Can they come?
Kat’s response was instantaneous.
KAT: Absolutely. Tell Thomas to swing them into the by. The more the merrier. Just tell them they need to bring waterproof gloves. I need an army if we are going to successfully take down the Dictionary Boy.
Daeron read the text, a smirk crossing his face. He locked his phone and looked up at his desperate older cousins.
"You can come," Daeron announced softly.
Valarr and Matarys let out simultaneous, sighs of relief, the tension visibly bleeding out of their postures.
"Thank the gods," Valarr whispered. "Thank you, Daeron. We'll just stay in the guest wing and keep out of Uncle Maekar's way."
"Oh, you won't be staying in the guest wing," Daeron corrected, standing up from his chair and straightening his blazer. He looked his cousins dead in the eye, his eyes gleaming with chaotic anticipation.
"We are pelting my father with snowballs the second he steps out of his car this evening," Daeron informed them, his tone serious. "And Kat explicitly stated she wants an army. So, you are drafted."
Valarr and Matarys froze. They stared at their twelve-year-old cousin as if he had just suggested they jump off the roof of the library.
"Pelt... pelt Uncle Maekar?" Matarys repeated, his voice cracking, terrified of the man who ran a global empire with an iron fist. "With ice? Are you insane? He will literally murder us and bury the bodies in the foundation."
"He won't," Daeron promised confidently, slinging his satchel over his shoulder.
"Daeron, who is Kat?" Valarr demanded, bewildered by this unseen, suicidal general.
Daeron grinned, patting his cousin on the shoulder as the bell for the next period finally chimed, shattering the silence of the library.
"Don't worry about it," Daeron winked. "You'll understand exactly who she is the second you meet her."
The town car glided smoothly away from the imposing, wrought-iron gates of St. Jude’s Academy for Boys, its tires crunching softly against the rapidly accumulating layers of fresh white snow.
Inside the heated rear cabin, the atmosphere was a bizarre, vibrating mixture of relief and anticipation. Daeron and Aemon sat on one side, having successfully intercepted their cousins before Jena’s driver could collect them. Valarr and Matarys sat opposite them, still looking shell-shocked by their unsanctioned extraction from their mother's custody.
Thomas, sitting behind the steering wheel, glanced up at the rearview mirror, his professional, even gaze sweeping over the four children.
"I have officially informed the estate manager of your temporary relocation, Master Valarr," Thomas announced smoothly, his voice carrying over the low hum of the vehicle's heater. "Your father, Minister Targaryen, has been notified and has given his authorization for you both to remain at the primary estate this evening. I will return to your residence later tonight to collect your overnight bags and school uniforms once you are safely secured with Miss Hart."
Valarr let out a exhale, sagging back against the leather seats. "Thank you, Thomas. Seriously. If we had gone home to my mother today, I think Matarys would have actually thrown himself out a window."
"I was strongly considering it," Matarys agreed grimly, loosening the perfectly knotted tie at his throat. He looked across the cabin at Daeron. "I still cannot believe Uncle Maekar authorized this. Mother is going to be furious."
"Dad didn't authorize it," Daeron smirked, leaning back and crossing his arms over his chest. "Kat authorized it. Dad just lives there."
Thomas let out a faint unprofessional chuckle from the driver's seat. "Miss Hart was quite adamant about the logistics. I informed her that I would be assuming the primary pick-up duties for all of you moving forward, given the inclement weather. She informed me, in no uncertain terms, that me driving back to King's Row to collect Master Aerion and Master Aegon was an 'absolute waste of premium petrol,' as she would simply follow me in her own vehicle."
Daeron grinned, looking out the tinted windows. Sure enough, trailing a few car lengths behind the car, cutting a roaring path through the falling snow, was the Bentley. Kat was at the wheel, her bright red hair just visible through the windshield.
"She is a terrifying woman," Aemon noted quietly, pushing his glasses up his nose. "But her logistical efficiency is undeniable."
The convoy wound its way up into the affluent, sprawling hills of the city's outskirts. The snow was falling heavier now, transforming the usually bleak, imposing grounds of the Targaryen estate into a glittering winter wonderland. The iron gates parted, and Thomas piloted the car up the sweeping driveway, bringing the vehicle to a smooth halt near the base of the steps.
"We have arrived," Thomas announced, putting the car in park. "Good luck, gentlemen."
Daeron didn't wait for Thomas to open the door. The twelve-year-old was practically vibrating with pent-up energy. He had survived a miserable day of indoor confinement at St. Jude's, and the promise of a snow-fueled rebellion was burning in his veins.
Daeron threw the car door open and practically dove out into the freezing, crisp evening air.
THWACK.
Before Daeron’s leather loafers had even fully registered the slippery, snow-covered pavement, a perfectly compacted, icy white projectile collided squarely with the center of his chest, exploding into a shower of freezing powder that sprayed up into his face.
"Direct hit!" a familiar, joyous voice shrieked.
Daeron sputtered, wiping the snow from his eyelashes. He looked up.
Standing ten feet away, wearing his oversized hoodie and a winter coat, was Aerion. The ten-year-old was laughing hysterically, already packing another snowball between his gloved hands.
And right beside him, destroying the immaculate, untouched snow of the Targaryen front lawn, was Kat.
She was bundled in a colorful winter coat that looked like it had been stitched together from a dozen different vintage quilts. She was wearing waterproof boots and a bright yellow beanie pulled down over her red hair.
In her hands, she held a blue nylon rope. Tied to the other end of the rope was a large, heavy-duty plastic storage bin lid that had been repurposed into a makeshift sled.
Sitting cross-legged on the plastic lid, bundled so thickly in a puffy winter coat, that he looked like a happy marshmallow, was Aegon.
"Come on, posh boys! Get out here!" Kat yelled, waving enthusiastically at the car. "The snow is perfect for packing! Stop hiding in the tank and come play with us!"
Aemon stepped out of the car next, pulling his coat tightly around his uniform, offering a small, polite smile as he walked slowly toward his younger brother.
Valarr and Matarys hesitated in the doorway of the car. They stared at the scene unfolding on their uncle's front lawn.
Aerion was actively pelting Daeron with snowballs. Daeron was laughing, scooping up handfuls of snow to retaliate, ruining his school trousers. A primary school art teacher was dragging the infant heir around on a piece of plastic rubbish, making loud, exaggerated racecar noises.
It was unmitigated blasphemy.
"Oh gods," Valarr whispered, his eyes wide with disbelief. "He wasn't lying. Daeron genuinely wasn't lying. They have lost their minds."
"I think it looks brilliant," Matarys murmured, a desperate longing breaking through his exhausted cynicism.
Matarys stepped out of the car. Valarr followed a second later.
"Hello and welcome to the frozen tundra, cousins!" Kat called out, coming to a halt and letting the rope drop. She walked over, offering the two bewildered kids a bright, welcoming smile. "I'm Kat. You must be the political refugees Daeron mentioned. Valarr and Matarys, right?"
"Yes, ma'am," Valarr answered automatically, his aristocratic conditioning demanding politeness.
"Don't 'ma'am' me, I'm not the Queen," Kat laughed, reaching out and brushing a snowflake off Matarys's shoulder. "Grab some snow. Daeron is currently losing the war against a ten-year-old, and he desperately needs reinforcements."
"We... we don't have gloves," Matarys pointed out hesitantly, looking at his bare hands. "And we are wearing our school uniforms. If we ruin them, Mother will—"
"Your mother isn't here," Kat interrupted gently, her grey lenses softening with empathy. She knew exactly what it looked like when a kid was terrified of their own shadow. "And your uniforms can be dry-cleaned. As for gloves..."
Kat reached into the pockets of her coat. She pulled out two pairs of cheap, brightly colored tacky woolen mittens—one pair neon pink, the other lime green.
"I always carry spares for the gremlins at school," Kat offered, tossing the pink ones to Valarr and the green ones to Matarys. "Put them on. And let me show you how to make a proper, structural snowball. You southerners always pack them too loose. You need an icy core."
For the next hour, the front lawn of the Targaryen estate was systematically, joyously destroyed.
Kat was a tactical genius in the snow. She taught the boys how to pack the snow tightly without turning it into a solid, dangerous block of ice. She organized them into teams, drawing battle lines in the powder. The overwhelming relief of being allowed to act like children—loud, messy, and unstructured—washed over Valarr and Matarys, completely erasing the anxiety of their parents' divorce.
When they grew tired of throwing ice at one another, Kat shifted the objective.
"Right, architectural challenge!" Kat announced, clapping her mittened hands together. "We are building a family of snowmen. But I don't want boring, traditional snowmen. I want them to look weird. I want them to represent the corporate dystopia you all live in."
The boys enthusiastically set to work, rolling boulders of snow across the lawn. Under Kat’s chaotic direction, they constructed a truly unsettling, hilarious family of ice sculptures. Daeron sacrificed his St. Jude’s uniform tie to wrap around the neck of the largest snowman, which they dubbed the 'Chief Executive Snowman'. Aerion found two broken branches that looked remarkably like devil horns and shoved them into the head of a smaller snow-figure they named the 'Shadow Minister'.
Aegon giggled hysterically from his plastic sled, occasionally grabbing fistfuls of snow and attempting to eat them before Kat intercepted his mittens.
"Okay, final activity before we freeze to death," Kat declared, shivering slightly in her patchwork coat. "Snow angels. Everyone on the ground."
The boys eagerly collapsed backward into the powdery snow, waving their arms and legs to create the classic shapes. Kat pulled her smartphone from her pocket, recording the entire chaotic scene. She captured Daeron and Valarr laughing as they tried to push snow into each other's faces without ruining their angels. She captured Aerion making a tiny, frantic snow-demon.
"Smile, gremlins!" Kat cheered, snapping a dozen photos of their red, flushed, happy faces.
"Right, that's it! My toes are officially numb," Kat announced, slipping her phone away. "Inside, all of you! We need to thaw out and prepare for the second phase of the operation."
They piled into the grand foyer, kicking off their wet, snow-covered boots and leaving their dripping coats in a chaotic, messy pile on the antique bench.
Kat directed them into the living room, the one featuring the television and the plush sectional sofa.
"Get comfortable," Kat ordered, hoisting Aegon out of his damp winter gear. "I am going to the kitchen to assemble the culinary masterpiece known as the 'picky tea'."
Twenty minutes later, Kat returned, balancing three silver serving platters.
Valarr and Matarys, who were accustomed to eating every single meal seated upright at a mahogany dining table with multiple forks and linen napkins, stared in shock.
Kat set the platters down on the low, glass coffee table directly in front of the sofa.
There were no plates. There was no cutlery. The platters were piled high with a mountain of elite junk food she had scavenged from the estate's walk-in freezer and commercial ovens. There were dozens of miniature sausage rolls, a mountain of crispy, seasoned potato wedges, tiny artisanal pizzas cut into bite-sized squares, chicken goujons, and a token, ignored pile of carrot sticks.
"Dig in," Kat commanded, handing out paper napkins. She grabbed the television remote and turned the screen on, navigating to a popular streaming service and putting on a loud, action-packed superhero movie.
Daeron, Aemon, and Aerion didn't hesitate. They lunged for the food, grabbing potato wedges and sausage rolls with their bare hands, abandoning their manners.
Valarr watched them, his jaw slightly slack. He looked at Kat, who was sitting cross-legged on the floor, dipping a chicken goujon into a puddle of ketchup on a side plate.
"We are... we are eating with our hands?" Valarr whispered, looking around the room as if expecting a terrifying nanny to materialize and cane him. "In the living room? While the television is broadcasting?"
"It’s a picky tea, Valarr," Kat smiled, popping the chicken into her mouth. "The entire point is to be lazy. Eat. Before Aerion devours all the wedges."
Matarys didn't need any further convincing. The boy reached out, grabbed a handful of potato wedges, and leaned back against the plush sofa cushions, his eyes locking onto the movie. He let out a long sigh of contentment.
As they ate, the warm, easy atmosphere of the room settled over them. Kat fed Aegon small, torn-up pieces of a mini pizza, the baby sitting happily on the carpet between her legs.
"Right, troops," Kat announced, wiping her mouth with a napkin and lowering the volume of the movie slightly. "We need to discuss tactical logistics. Your father usually arrives home precisely at six o'clock, correct?"
"Give or take five minutes depending on the traffic exiting the financial district," Daeron confirmed, swallowing a sausage roll.
"Excellent," Kat grinned, a wicked, chaotic fire burning in her grey-lensed eyes. "That gives us exactly forty-five minutes to thaw out before we assume our positions."
Aemon pushed his glasses up his nose, looking nervous but undeniably excited. "Kat... are you entirely certain this is a wise operational strategy? Father was... he was exceptionally tense when he departed this morning."
"I am aware of his tension, Aemon," Kat replied, her tone sharpening slightly at the memory of their disastrous lunchtime phone call of yesterday. Maekar had treated her like an employee. He had snapped at her. "Your father is currently laboring under the delusion that he is an untouchable tyrant who can dictate the terms of my existence simply because he is stressed about a boardroom meeting. He needs to be abruptly reminded that he is human."
Valarr leaned forward, a potato wedge hovering near his mouth. "You're really going to ambush him? With snowballs? He's going to execute us."
"He will not execute you," Kat promised, her eyes sweeping over the five boys. "He might glare. He might yell. But if he wants to play the Ice Dragon, we are going to give him some bloody ice. Now, here is the battle plan."
Kat leaned over the coffee table, using a spare napkin and a pen she pulled from her pocket to sketch a crude, overhead map of the driveway.
"Daeron and Valarr, you are the artillery," Kat instructed, drawing two X's near the stone pillars flanking the front steps. "You will stockpile ammunition behind the statues. The moment he steps out of the Aston Martin, you open fire. Do not aim for the face. Aim for the center of mass. I want that overcoat covered in powder."
Daeron and Valarr exchanged a look of adrenaline-fueled terror and excitement.
"Aerion and Matarys, you are the flanking maneuver," Kat continued, drawing two more X's near the side hedges. "When he inevitably ducks behind his car door for cover, you hit him from the sides to flush him out."
"What about me?" Aemon asked, adjusting his glasses. "I lack the upper-body strength for long-range ballistic assaults."
"You, Aemon, are the designated VIP escort," Kat smiled warmly. "You will be in charge of ensuring Aegon is safely positioned on the porch, out of the crossfire, so he can watch the carnage unfold."
"And what is your role in this tactical strike, Kat?" Daeron asked, noticing she hadn't drawn an X for herself.
Kat’s grin widened into a look of predatory mischief.
"I," Kat declared, tapping the pen against the paper, "am the assassin. I am going to build a huge structurally dense snowball, and I am going to sneak up behind his car while he is distracted by your barrage. When he stands up, I am going to hit him directly in the back of the head."
The boys stared at her in awe. It was a suicide mission. And she was entirely ready for it.
"Are we clear on the objectives?" Kat asked, standing up and brushing the crumbs from her jeans.
"Crystal clear," Aerion cheered, grabbing another sausage roll.
At exactly 5:50 PM, the strike team mobilized.
They bundled back into their damp winter coats, boots, and gloves. They moved silently out the front doors, the freezing evening air biting at their flushed cheeks. The sky was darkening now, the sprawling front lawn illuminated by the warm, amber glow of the estate's exterior security lights.
They assumed their positions. Daeron and Valarr crouched behind the stone gargoyles flanking the steps, rapidly packing piles of dense snowballs. Aerion and Matarys hid behind the tall, manicured hedges near the parking bay. Aemon stood safely on the top step of the porch, holding Aegon’s hand as the baby watched the preparations with wide, fascinated eyes.
Kat crouched low near the edge of the driveway, clutching a huge spherical ball of packed snow in her gloved hands.
They waited in silence, their breath pluming in white clouds.
At 6:02 PM, the distinctive roar of a V12 engine echoed through the quiet night.
The iron gates parted. The dark grey Aston Martin DB11 glided up the snowy driveway, its headlights cutting bright swaths through the falling snow.
Maekar pulled the car into the primary parking bay, cutting the engine.
Inside the quiet, dark cabin of the sports car, Maekar let out a exhausted sigh. His head was pounding. The stress of the Tokyo integration, combined with the catastrophic realization that the Blood Wyvern had outmaneuvered him, had left him feeling entirely drained.
But worse than the corporate stress was the nauseating dread twisting in his gut.
He had to go inside. He had to face Kat. He had to look into her eyes and apologize for his arrogant, dismissive behavior on the phone again.
He didn't want to fight with her. He wanted to pull her into his arms, bury his face in her red hair, and just breathe.
Maekar unbuckled his seatbelt. He pushed the driver's side door open, stepping out into the freezing, ankle-deep snow, his overcoat swirling around his legs.
He took one step away from the car.
"FIRE!"
The shrill, loud, northern-accented battle cry shattered the silence of the estate.
Before Maekar’s exhausted brain could even process the command, the air was suddenly filled with incoming projectiles.
THWAP. THWACK. SPLAT.
Three tightly packed snowballs collided simultaneously with Maekar’s chest, shoulder, and thigh, exploding in a shower of freezing white powder against his black overcoat.
Maekar let out a sharp, startled grunt, his eyes widening in shock. He stumbled backward, instinct taking over as another volley of snowballs rained down from the darkness.
He ducked behind the steel door of the Aston Martin, using the expensive sports car as a shield against the icy barrage.
"What in the seven hells?!" Maekar roared, wiping a clump of freezing snow from his cheek.
He peered cautiously over the edge of the car door.
Standing on the front porch, illuminated by the amber security lights, was Aemon, holding a wildly giggling Aegon by the hand. And popping out from behind the stone gargoyles and hedges, laughing hysterically and rapidly packing more ammunition, were Daeron, Aerion, Valarr, and Matarys.
Maekar stared at the ambush.
His entire body was tense, perfectly primed to unleash the wrathful CEO upon the boys who had dared to assault him. He was ready to scream, to demand order, to march them all inside and issue a month of groundings.
But then, he heard it.
It wasn't the laughter of his sons. It was a loud, breathless, unapologetic shriek of pure joy echoing from the shadows near the rear of his car.
Maekar realized, with a staggering wave of clarity, exactly what was happening.
She hadn't quit. She hadn't packed her bags and abandoned the estate. She had waited for him in the cold, organized his children into a tactical strike team, and orchestrated a full-scale snowball assault on his property.
This is how I am meeting her again, Maekar thought, a helpless smile breaking across his face. I yelled at her, I acted like an arrogant tyrant, and she retaliated by pelting me with ice.
The exhaustion and the dread vanished instantly, replaced by a surging wave of adrenaline.
Maekar Targaryen did not surrender.
He crouched low behind the car door, his large, bare hands plunging into the freezing snow on the ground. He didn't care about the cold. He packed two snowballs with speed and efficiency.
He popped up from behind the door.
"You have chosen death!" Maekar bellowed, a rich, booming laugh betraying his threat.
He launched the first snowball. It sailed through the air with devastating accuracy, striking Daeron squarely in the chest. Daeron gasped, falling backward into the snow with a dramatic groan.
"Man down!" Aerion shrieked, hurling a retaliatory snowball that missed Maekar by three feet.
Maekar threw the second ball, hitting Valarr in the shoulder. The two nephews stared at their uncle. The Ice Dragon was laughing. He was returning fire.
Maekar ducked back down to reload.
As he crouched behind the door, he heard the faint, telltale crunch of footsteps approaching stealthily from behind the trunk of the Aston Martin.
The assassin was moving in.
Maekar’s smile widened into a predatory smirk. He didn't turn around. He simply waited, his muscles tensing like a coiled spring.
Kat crept forward, holding the melon-sized snowball tightly in her hands. She could see his broad shoulders crouched behind the door. She was inches away.
She raised the snowball, preparing to bring it down on the back of his silver head.
Maekar moved with blinding speed.
He didn't stand up. He spun around on his heel, his long arm shooting out into the darkness.
His large hand clamped securely around Kat’s wrist just as she swung the snowball down.
"Ah!" Kat shrieked in surprise, her eyes widening behind her grey lenses as the Dragon caught her mid-strike.
Maekar didn't let go. He yanked her wrist forward, using her own momentum against her, and pulled her forcefully toward him.
Kat stumbled, losing her balance. She fell forward, crashing directly into Maekar’s solid, broad chest, the snowball crushed harmlessly between them in a shower of freezing powder.
The momentum carried them both backward. Maekar hit the snowy ground, pulling Kat down with him until she was sprawling entirely across his chest, her coat tangled with his overcoat.
"Gotcha," Maekar rumbled, his deep voice vibrating directly beneath her.
Kat gasped for breath, her face inches from his. She looked down at him. His silver hair was covered in snowflakes. His violet eyes were blazing with a dark, intense playful fire. He wasn't the arrogant CEO from the phone call. He was the man from the photograph.
"You cheated!" Kat laughed breathlessly, struggling to push herself up, though she didn't try very hard to escape his grip.
"I am a master strategist, Kat. I do not cheat; I anticipate," Maekar smirked, his hands resting firmly on her waist, holding her in place against the snow.
Before the crackling tension between them could escalate any further, a loud roar erupted from the front steps.
"PILE ON!" Daeron shouted at the top of his lungs.
Kat’s eyes widened. She barely had time to roll off Maekar’s chest before the avalanche hit.
Daeron, Aerion, Valarr, and Matarys sprinted across the driveway, launching themselves into the air and crashing down on top of the man.
Maekar let out a breathless grunt as four teenage boys dog-piled onto him, burying him in the freezing snow.
For the next fifteen minutes, the driveway was a chaotic, wrestling, laughing mess of flying snow and tangled limbs. Maekar threw Daeron into a snowdrift. Matarys managed to shove a handful of snow down Maekar’s collar, earning himself a roaring chase across the lawn. Kat stood on the sidelines, cheering wildly and occasionally pelting Maekar with stray snowballs whenever he gained the upper hand.
It was messy perfection.
The chaos was eventually interrupted by the quiet, smooth hum of a Jaguar engine.
Baelor’s silver car pulled slowly into the driveway, coming to a halt behind the Aston Martin.
Baelor stepped out of the vehicle, his tailored overcoat pristine. He expected to find his brother brooding in his office, and his sons quietly studying in the guest wing.
Instead, he found Daeron, Aerion, Valarr, and Matarys soaked to the bone, covered in snow, panting heavily, and laughing harder than he had ever seen them laugh.
And standing in the center of the driveway, his overcoat ruined, his silver hair a wild, snowy mess, was Maekar. He was currently holding Matarys in a mock headlock, rubbing a handful of snow into his nephew's hair, while Kat stood a few feet away, laughing hysterically.
Baelor stared at the scene. He blinked, rubbing his eyes, convinced he was hallucinating.
"What," Baelor whispered, his voice cracking, "the actual fuck is going on?"
Kat spun around, spotting the pristine, un-snowed politician.
Her grey lenses flashed with menace.
"GET HIM!" Kat screamed, pointing a mittened finger directly at Baelor.
The boys didn't hesitate.
"KIDS VERSUS ADULTS!" Aerion shrieked, abandoning the attack on his father and pivoting toward his uncle.
"No! Wait! I am wearing cashmere!" Baelor panicked, his eyes widening in terror as four armed teenagers sprinted toward him.
A barrage of snowballs slammed into Baelor’s chest and face. He let out a highly undignified yelp, diving desperately behind the open door of his Jaguar for cover.
Maekar threw his head back, a booming laugh echoing across the snowy estate. He didn't help his brother. He walked over to Kat, standing shoulder-to-shoulder with her as they watched the Shadow Minister get decimated by ice.
Maekar looked down at Kat. She was laughing, her bright red hair bouncing, but as the adrenaline began to fade, Maekar noticed a concerning shift in her demeanor.
She was shivering violently.
He looked closer. The tip of her nose was bright red, but her lips were tinged with a distinct, dangerous shade of blue. Her hands were shaking inside her cheap, tacky mittens.
"Katherine," Maekar frowned, his protective instincts instantly flaring. He reached out, his bare hand gently grasping her arm. Even through the thick layers of her coat, he could feel the tremors wracking her small frame. "You are freezing."
Kat’s teeth chattered audibly as she looked up at him. "I... I run cold," she admitted, wrapping her arms around her chest. "Bad circulation or something."
The playfulness vanished from Maekar’s eyes, replaced immediately by the commanding, authoritative presence of the Dragon.
"Cease fire!" Maekar bellowed, his voice echoing over the snowball barrage.
The boys instantly stopped throwing snow at the cowering politician.
"The engagement is concluded," Maekar ordered, striding forward and placing a firm, warm hand on the center of Kat’s back, physically guiding her toward the front steps. "Inside. All of you. Remove your wet garments immediately. You will convene in the informal living room by the fire."
"Wait!" Kat protested through chattering teeth, stopping on the porch next to Aemon and Aegon. She looked back at the boys. "I... I brought marshmallows! They're in my tote bag. For melting by the fire."
"Daeron will procure the marshmallows," Maekar stated, not allowing her to delay. He looked at his shivering, snow-covered brother, who was currently dusting powder off his ruined cashmere coat. "Baelor. Take Aegon to the living room. Ensure he does not consume any refined sugars before I return."
Baelor, looking thoroughly traumatized, nodded weakly, walking up the steps and accepting the marshmallow-like baby from Aemon.
"Where are you going?" Baelor asked, holding the babbling infant.
"I am going to locate dry, thermally appropriate garments for Kat before she succumbs to hypothermia," Maekar replied bluntly.
He didn't wait for permission. He grasped Kat gently but firmly by the elbow and guided her into the warm foyer. He bypassed the living rooms, leading her directly toward the private, spiraling servant's stairs that led up to his master suite.
"Maekar, it's fine, I can just sit by the radiator," Kat argued, her boots squeaking against the hardwood as she was dragged up the stairs. "I don't need—"
"You are turning blue, Kat," Maekar interrupted, pulling her down the long, silent hallway. "I will not have my Consulting Domestic Anarchist perish from exposure on her first official shift. You require dry clothing."
He pushed the doors of his master suite open, guiding her inside.
The room was warm, and smelled faintly of woodsmoke and his signature cologne.
"Wait here," Maekar instructed, dropping her arm.
He turned and strode toward the walk-in dressing room adjacent to the bathroom. He remembered that, despite his ex-wife vacating the premises years ago, a few sealed vacuum bags containing her winter ski apparel had been left on the highest, forgotten shelves of the storage racks. He intended to find a suitable, thick sweater for Kat to wear while her clothes dried.
He spent five minutes in the dark closet, ripping open plastic bags and tossing aside expensive, hideous neon ski jackets until he finally found a cream-colored cashmere turtleneck.
He grabbed the sweater and walked back out into the main bedroom.
Maekar stopped dead in his tracks. The cashmere sweater slipped from his fingers, hitting the hardwood floor with a soft thud.
Kat was not wearing her coat or her wet denim jeans.
She had found her own replacement garments.
She was standing near the stone fireplace in his bedroom. Her wet clothes were draped haphazardly over the cast-iron radiator beneath the window, already beginning to steam.
She was currently wearing a pair of dark grey, soft cotton sleep pants. And swimming around her torso, the hem falling halfway down her thighs and the sleeves rolled up in bulky cuffs, was a soft, faded, dark red Henley shirt.
They were his clothes. Specifically, his favorite, most comfortable sleep garments.
She looked swallowed by the large clothing. The dark red of the shirt matched her hair, but the overwhelming intimacy of seeing this colourful woman standing in his private sanctuary, wearing his clothes, hit Maekar with the force of a localized earthquake.
Kat looked up, her shivering finally beginning to subside in the warmth of the room. She offered a sheepish, slightly defensive smile.
"Sorry," Kat mumbled, tugging at the oversized sleeves. "I couldn't wait. My jeans were soaked through. I found these folded on the chair by the bathroom. I hope you don't mind. I put my wet stuff on the radiator, hopefully they'll dry soon."
Maekar couldn't speak. He stared at her. He thought of the fantasy he had surrendered to in the shower just night before. The image of her in his space, in his clothes, was blurring the lines of his control.
He took a slow step toward her. The corporate Ice Dragon was gone.
"I do not mind," Maekar murmured, his voice dropping into a low rough register.
He took another step. The distance between them vanished.
Kat’s breath caught in her throat. She looked up at him, her eyes wide. She saw the undeniable heat burning in his eyes. She felt the radiating warmth rolling off his frame, banishing the lingering chill from her bones.
He was so close she could smell the clean, sharp scent of his soap, mingled with the faint, lingering aroma of cigar smoke.
Maekar slowly raised his hand. He didn't grab her. He gently brushed the backs of his knuckles against her cheek, testing her temperature. Her skin was still cool to the touch, but a hot flush was rapidly spreading across her face.
Kat didn't pull away. She leaned slightly into his touch, her heart hammering a frantic rhythm against her ribs.
Maekar’s gaze dropped from her eyes to her lips. The urge to close the final inch, to crush his mouth against hers and obliterate the professional boundaries they had spent the day arguing over, was overwhelmingly consuming.
He leaned down, his breath ghosting across her cheek. Kat’s eyes fluttered shut, her hands reaching up, her fingers tentatively gripping the soft wool of his sweater.
"KITTY!"
The loud, demanding, echoing shout of a one-year-old pierced through the doors of the master suite, traveling up the staircase from the living room below.
Kat gasped, her eyes snapping open. The spell shattered instantly.
She jerked backward, stumbling slightly over the overly long hem of Maekar’s sleep pants, her face burning a furious shade of crimson.
"Egg," Kat stammered, her chest heaving as she pointed frantically toward the door. "He... he needs me. Baelor probably tried to feed him a marshmallow."
"Kat," Maekar whispered, his voice tight with frustration and longing, his hand still suspended in the air where her cheek had been.
"I have to go," Kat said quickly, overwhelmed by the intensity of the moment they had almost crossed into.
She turned and practically bolted for the door, the oversized sleep pants pooling around her ankles as she fled the master suite, leaving Maekar alone by the fire.
Maekar stood perfectly still, letting out a groan of frustration, dropping his head backward to stare at the ceiling.
I am going to murder my brother, Maekar decided, his hands clenching into fists. And then I am going to buy a padlock for that door.
He took a deep steadying breath, fighting to regain his composure. He walked over to his wardrobe. He stripped off his damp, snow-covered sweater and trousers, quickly changing into a fresh, comfortable pair of dark sweatpants and a soft, fitted black t-shirt.
He didn't want to look like a CEO tonight. He wanted to look relaxed. He wanted to look like the man she had almost kissed by the fire.
Maekar ran a hand through his silver hair, and headed downstairs, fully prepared to reclaim the beautiful warmth waiting for him in the living room.
Maekar descended the staircase, the tension that had gripped him in the bedroom was gone. In its place was calm.
He walked quietly down the corridor, the muffled sounds of a cinematic orchestral score drifting from the living room.
Maekar pushed the doors open and stepped inside.
The room was bathed in the warm, flickering amber glow of the stone fireplace. The overhead lights had been turned off, leaving only a few dim table lamps to illuminate the room.
It looked like a refugee camp for exhausted aristocrats.
Daeron, Aemon, and Aerion, having successfully changed into their pyjamas, were sprawled across the various cushions. Valarr and Matarys had clearly raided Daeron’s and Aemond's wardrobe for spare sleepwear and were currently curled up on the opposite end of the sofa, looking relaxed.
Baelor, still wearing his rumpled trousers and white dress shirt, was sitting in a leather armchair, quietly eating a cold, leftover sausage roll from the picky tea platter.
But Maekar’s eyes bypassed his brother and his nephews, locking onto the scene playing out on the floor directly in front of the hearth.
Kat was sitting cross-legged on the rug. Aegon was sitting securely in her lap, his eyes wide and tracking the television screen, while Kat maneuvered a gooey, half-melted marshmallow toward his mouth.
Maekar walked silently across the room. He didn't sit in his usual armchair. He walked to the edge of the sofa, directly behind where Kat was sitting, and sank down onto the plush cushions, planting his bare feet on the rug on either side of her.
Kat didn't turn around, but she clearly sensed his arrival.
Kat, who suffered from bad circulation and had just been pelted with snow, unconsciously reacted to the wave of heat radiating from his large frame.
With a soft, contented sigh, Kat leaned backward. She rested her shoulders directly against the solid, warm line of Maekar’s shins, abandoning her own posture to soak up his body heat like a freezing cat finding a sunbeam.
Maekar froze. His breath caught in his throat. The casual, unthinking intimacy of the gesture—the trust in her surrender to his proximity—sent a electric jolt straight to his chest. He didn't pull away. He simply opened his legs a fraction wider, allowing her to lean more comfortably against him.
"Right, that's enough sugar for you, little dragon," Kat murmured to Aegon, wiping a sticky smear of marshmallow from the baby's cheek.
Aegon babbled happily, clapping his hands together.
Kat shifted lifting the baby and pushing herself up off the floor. She didn't move to an empty armchair. She simply turned and dropped onto the sofa cushion directly next to Maekar, settling her hip flush against his.
She placed Aegon on the cushions between them.
For the next ten minutes, Kat and Maekar didn't speak a word about the digital war or the screaming match on the phone. They simply existed in the quiet space, playing a silent game of keep-away with Aegon’s purple dragon. Maekar would hide it behind his back, Kat would gasp and point, and Aegon would giggle hysterically, launching himself across his father's lap to retrieve it.
From the far end of the sofa, Daeron watched them.
He pulled his knees up to his chest, wrapping his arms tightly around his legs. A painful ache bloomed in his chest.
It was the best afternoon he had ever experienced in his entire life. He had fought in a real snowball fight. He had eaten picky food in the living room. He had laughed until his ribs hurt. And now, sitting right in front of him, his father and this colourful woman were fussing over his baby brother, their heads bent close together, sharing a quiet smile.
It felt like having a real mum and dad. It felt like a real loving family.
And Daeron hated the fact that it wasn't real. He hated that it was a contract. He hated that she was technically an employee, and that his father was notoriously incapable of keeping people around.
Daeron couldn't let this slip away.
He slowly reached into the pocket of his pyjama bottoms, pulling out his phone. He shielded the screen from Baelor’s line of sight and quickly opened the group chat he had created with his younger brothers.
DAERON: We are getting them together, yeah? We have to.
Across the room, Aerion’s phone lit up. The ten-year-old covertly checked the screen. He looked up at Daeron, offering a determined exaggerated nod of his head.
A moment later, Aemon’s phone buzzed.
AEMON: I am in full agreement. However, given Father's volatile temper and Kat's refusal to submit to authority, direct intervention will be required. We need to convene a strategic meeting tomorrow to formulate a comprehensive operational plan.
Daeron read the text, a small smile touching his lips. The Targaryen boys were officially going to war for their father's love life.
They weren't the only ones analyzing the dynamic.
Sitting in the armchair, Baelor watched his younger brother over the rim of his glass.
Baelor was a man who traded in human observation. He read people for a living. And what he was currently witnessing was nothing short of a psychological miracle.
Maekar and Kat had known each other for one week and a half. Ten days. Yet, as Maekar looked down at the fiery-haired art teacher, his eyes were stripped of the cold, calculating ice that defined his existence. He was looking at her as if she were the center of gravity in the room. He was looking at her like she was the sun.
Baelor took a slow sip of his scotch, feeling a wave of relief wash over him. His brother was finally waking up.
On the television, the loud, action-packed movie shifted into a quieter, dialogue-heavy scene.
Kat let out a sleepy yawn. The adrenaline of the snowball fight and the influx of carbohydrates had finally caught up with her. The exhaustion of the day was dragging her down.
Without thinking, governed by her desperate need for warmth, Kat shifted closer on the sofa. She practically melted into Maekar’s side, tucking her legs up and resting her head gently against his broad shoulder.
Maekar stiffened for a microsecond, before slowly wrapping his arm around her shoulders, pulling her flush against his radiating heat.
Aegon, mimicking his favorite person, immediately crawled over and flopped down, resting his head on Kat’s lap and his little legs across Maekar’s thigh.
As the movie progressed, Kat didn't remain silent. She kept her voice pitched in a low whisper, offering a running, cynical commentary on the plot holes directly into Maekar’s ear.
"See, that makes no tactical sense," Kat whispered, pointing a finger at the screen. "Why would he enter the hostile fortress through the heavily guarded front gate when the ventilation shafts are clearly unmonitored? He’s an idiot."
Usually, Maekar demanded silence during cinematic viewings. He despised interruptions. He despised illogical dialogue.
But as Kat’s breath ghosted warmly against his neck, Maekar didn't shush her. He simply tilted his head closer to hers, a soft smile touching his lips.
"His entry vector is indeed flawed," Maekar whispered back, his baritone rumbling against her shoulder. "However, one could argue he is utilizing the element of arrogant surprise to disorient the perimeter guards."
"You would argue that," Kat mumbled sleepily, her eyes drooping shut. "Because you're exactly the kind of arrogant tosser who would walk through the front door just to prove a point."
Maekar chuckled, the sound deep and rich. "Perhaps."
Aerion, sitting on the adjacent cushion, noticed Kat shivering slightly as the ambient temperature of the room cooled. He quietly slipped off the sofa, retrieved a faux-fur throw blanket from a nearby basket, and gently draped it over the three of them.
Kat blindly reached up, grabbing the edge of the blanket and pulling it securely over herself, Aegon, and Maekar’s chest, effectively sealing them into a warm, cozy cocoon.
"Thanks, Duck," Kat slurred softly.
Halfway through the movie, the whispered commentary finally ceased entirely.
Maekar looked down.
Kat was fast asleep. Her breathing had evened out into a slow, steady rhythm. Her head had slipped from his shoulder, coming to rest squarely against the center of his chest. Her red hair spilled in waves across his black t-shirt. Her lips were slightly parted, a look of peace on her face.
Aegon was also dead to the world, sleeping soundly between them, his tiny hand gripping the fabric of Kat’s oversized red shirt.
Maekar stared down at them. He felt a overwhelming tightness in his throat. He carefully adjusted his arm, holding her closer, burying his face lightly in her red hair, breathing in the scent of her.
From the armchair, Baelor watched the scene unfold.
It was too perfect. It was a masterpiece of domestic redemption.
Moving with practiced, silent stealth, Baelor slipped his phone from his pocket. He turned the flash off. He raised the lens, framing the shot perfectly in the dim, flickering amber light of the fireplace.
He captured Maekar, his silver hair falling softly over his forehead, his eyes looking down with devotion at the sleeping, fiery-haired woman resting on his chest, while the silver-haired infant slept peacefully between them.
It didn't look like a billionaire and his contracted domestic anarchist.
They look like a real couple, Baelor thought, a genuinely warm smile crossing his face as he saved the photograph to his secure files.
Baelor checked his watch. It was past nine o'clock.
He stood up quietly, walking over to the sofa. He didn't shout. He clapped his hands together once, a muffled sound.
"Right, troops," Baelor whispered to the older boys. "Bedtime. We have school in the morning, and the blizzard shows no sign of stopping."
Daeron, Aemon, Aerion, Valarr, and Matarys groaned softly, rubbing their eyes as they peeled themselves off the cushions.
They gathered their things, moving quietly so as not to wake the sleeping baby or the art teacher.
Before they left the room, all five boys stopped in the doorway. They looked back at the sofa. They saw Maekar sitting perfectly still, holding Kat and Aegon against his chest like they were the most precious treasures in his hoard.
Daeron smiled, tapping Aerion on the shoulder. They slipped out into the hallway, heading for the stairs, a renewed sense of hope burning in their chests.
Baelor remained in the living room. He walked over to the edge of the sofa, looking down at his brother.
"Do you want me to wake her?" Baelor offered in a hushed whisper, gesturing to Kat. "I can take Aegon up to the nursery, and you can walk her out to her car."
Maekar didn't look up. He simply tightened his arm around Kat’s shoulders, feeling the steady, comforting beat of her heart against his ribs.
"No," Maekar replied, his voice a low, that brokered no argument. "Leave them. They are fine where they are."
Baelor paused, his eyebrows rising slightly in surprise. He looked at the blizzard raging outside the windows.
"Very well," Baelor nodded, a knowing smirk touching his lips.
Baelor walked over, retrieving a padded leather footstool. He pushed it silently across the rug, positioning it perfectly at the edge of the sofa so Maekar could stretch his long legs out comfortably.
Baelor walked around the room, clicking off the remaining table lamps, plunging the vast living space into darkness, leaving only the flickering, warm amber light of the fireplace to illuminate the sofa.
"Goodnight, little brother," Baelor whispered, turning to leave.
"Goodnight, brother," Maekar murmured back.
The double doors clicked shut.
Maekar was alone in the quiet dark. He stretched his legs out onto the footstool. He wrapped both of his arms securely around the sleeping woman and his infant son, pulling them flush against his burning, furnace-like heat.
He rested his chin against the top of Kat’s head, closing his eyes, listening to the wind howling against the frosted windowpanes, completely at peace.

Notes:
I just had to share this absolutely incredible fan art someone made for Embers of Us because I am still not over it.
The contrast alone?? Kat in full chaotic, pastel bunny-suit gremlin mode vs Maekar standing there in his perfectly tailored “I run empires before breakfast” suit… it’s so them it actually hurts. The body language, the attitude, the sheer energy clash across that divide — you captured their dynamic perfectly.
I genuinely love how much personality is packed into this. You can hear the argument happening through the screen.
Massive thank you to the artist for bringing them to life like this 🤎 you can not understand just how much I adore that you made this 💜
Go show them some love: Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/anon-artsy-art?source=share
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mickee_genevieve_art?igsh=MWNmbjE0MWVhOWpreA==
This is a slow burn and I am sorry... but also not sorry 😭 They’re inching toward each other, one snowball fight, near-kiss, and emotional breakdown at a time.
Thanks for reading! please leave a kudos and/or a comment!
Chapter 27: Chapter Twenty-Six: Between Heartbeats
Summary:
In which Maekar wakes up crumpled and Kat wears a Beige Tragedy
Song recommendation for this chapter -
Do I Wanna Know – Arctic Monkeys
Work Song – Hozier
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
Consciousness returned to Kat not as a sudden awakening, but as a slow, confusing drift through a warm fog.
For the first few seconds, her brain simply refused to process her surroundings. She wasn't in her drafty loft. She wasn't tangled in her paint-stained duvet.
She was enveloped in a luxurious cocoon of heat.
Kat blinked, her eyelashes fluttering against a soft, dark fabric. She inhaled, her senses immediately flooded by the clean scent of expensive cedar soap, a faint hint of tobacco, and something undeniably masculine.
She slowly opened her eyes.
Directly in front of her face was the broad chest clad in a black t-shirt. A arm was draped securely over her waist, holding her flush against a body that radiated heat like an industrial furnace.
Kat froze. Her eyes—currently hidden beneath the opaque, dark grey contact lenses she had foolishly fallen asleep in—widened in panic.
She carefully tilted her head upward.
Maekar was fast asleep. His face, usually set into a mask of aristocratic angles and authority, was relaxed. His silver hair fell across his forehead in messy waves. His lips were slightly parted, and a low, remarkably peaceful snore was vibrating deep in his chest.
And sprawled entirely across the both of them, his tiny head resting on Maekar’s bicep and his legs thrown carelessly over Kat’s stomach, was Aegon. The one-year-old was mimicking his father perfectly, letting out his own tiny, rhythmic snores that puffed softly into the ambient air of the living room.
Kat let out a silent exhale, the events of the previous evening crashing back into her memory. The snowball fight. The picky tea. The movie. The faux-fur blanket. She had fallen asleep on the sofa with the man and his baby, bypassing her guarded professional boundaries.
You are an absolute idiot, Kat, she scolded herself silently. You're meant to be terrorizing him, not cuddling him.
Moving with the agonizing, millimeter-by-millimeter stealth of a bomb disposal expert, Kat began the arduous process of extracting herself from the Targaryen dog-pile.
She gently lifted Aegon’s leg off her stomach, shifting the baby's weight entirely onto Maekar’s chest. Maekar let out a soft, sleepy grunt, his arm tightening instinctively, but he didn't wake. He simply adjusted his grip, securing the baby against him.
Kat slid out from beneath his arm, slipping off the sofa and landing softly on the rug in her stocking feet.
She stood up, stretching her stiff spine with a quiet groan. She looked down at the sofa.
They looked peaceful. The Dragon and his tiny heir, tangled in a blanket in the dim, early morning light filtering through the slate curtains. Kat felt a pang of affection squeeze her chest, so intense it actually made her breath catch.
She shook her head, forcing the dangerous emotion down, and quietly slipped out of the living room.
She navigated the silent hallways of the estate, heading for the ground-floor powder room.
She pushed the door shut and flicked on the vanity lights.
Kat leaned over the marble sink, staring at her reflection in the mirror. She looked like a disaster. Her vibrant red wig was slightly askew. But it was her eyes that were the real problem.
The grey contact lenses had completely dried out overnight. They felt like sandpaper scraping against her corneas.
"Ow, ow, ow," Kat hissed quietly, reaching up with clean fingers to quickly pinch the lenses out of her eyes.
She dropped the grey contacts into the sink and blinked rapidly. Her natural, mismatched eyes stared back at her, bloodshot and irritated.
She rummaged through the small toiletry bag she had left in her tote the day before, desperately hunting for her saline drops. She found the small plastic bottle, tipped her head back, and flooded her eyes with the soothing liquid, letting out a long sigh of relief.
Next, she tackled her face. The prompt removal of yesterday’s makeup was essential. Yesterday's makeup had been a lively, peachy coral gloss and a sharp wing of bright blue eyeliner, but after sleeping face-down on a billionaire's chest, it was currently smeared across her cheeks in a abstract disaster.
She quickly scrubbed her face clean with a wipe, leaving her skin fresh, dewy, and bare, save for a quick dab of lip balm. She adjusted her wig, re-pinning the messy space-buns so they sat perfectly at the crown of her head.
Right. Clothes, Kat thought, looking down at the oversized, dark red Henley shirt and grey sleep pants she had stolen from Maekar the night before.
She couldn't wear his pyjamas all day. She crept out of the powder room and headed toward the Maekar's room, hoping the radiator had taken care of her damp denim.
Kat tiptoed up the staircase, bypassing the nursery and the boys' rooms, and headed straight for the master suite.
She found her jeans and top resting on the radiator. They were bone dry, but because she had essentially balled them up and abandoned them after the snowball fight, they were currently wrinkled beyond all recognition. They looked like they had been chewed up and spat out by a lawnmower.
"Absolutely not," Kat muttered, holding the stiff, wrinkled denim up. She had standards.
She dropped the jeans back onto the radiator. If she couldn't wear her own clothes, and she couldn't wear Maekar’s pyjamas, she only had one other option.
Maekar had mentioned the night before that his ex-wife had abandoned several vacuum-sealed bags of clothing on the storage racks. Kat was an expert at thrifting; she could undoubtedly find something functional, if not stylish, among the discarded wardrobe.
She slipped into the closet, flicking on a low light. She found the storage bags shoved into the back corner.
Kat ripped one open, pulling out the garments.
She let out a loud judgmental scoff.
"Good lord, the woman was allergic to joy," Kat whispered, tossing aside piece after piece of expensive soulless clothing.
Everything was neutral. Everything was muted. There were ivory silk blouses, taupe cashmere cardigans, and slate-grey slacks. It was a wardrobe designed for a woman who desperately wanted to blend into the background of a corporate gala.
Finally, Kat found an outfit that wasn't entirely offensive, though it severely offended her colorful sensibilities.
She pulled out a structured, A-line skirt made of soft, light brown corduroy, featuring a row of tortoiseshell buttons down the front. To pair with it, she selected a ribbed, stark white, off-the-shoulder knit top that featured a sweetheart neckline and three small, decorative wooden buttons down the center of the bust.
Kat quickly stripped off Maekar’s oversized pyjamas and pulled the ex-wife's clothes on.
She stepped in front of the full-length mirror.
The outfit fit her surprisingly well, hugging the curves of her hips and displaying the sharp line of her collarbones perfectly. But Kat stared at her reflection, her nose wrinkling in distaste.
"It's so... beige," Kat grumbled to her reflection, tugging at the hem of the skirt. It was posh. It was refined. It looked like she was preparing to attend a polo match in the Hamptons. It was the antithesis of the Queen of the Gremlins.
"Well, it will just have to do," Kat sighed, accepting her neutral fate.
She walked quietly back downstairs, heading for the living room to check on her charges.
As she pushed the doors open, she saw Aegon stirring. The boy was sitting up on the sofa, rubbing his eyes with his tiny fists, his silver curls sticking up in every direction.
Maekar, however, was still dead to the world. The man was sprawled across the cushions, his long legs hanging off the edge of the footstool Baelor had provided, his chest rising and falling in slumber.
Kat smiled softly. She walked over, scooping the waking baby off the cushions before he could initiate a meltdown.
"Morning, little dragon," Kat whispered, pressing a kiss to his warm cheek. "Let's leave grumpy to his beauty sleep, yeah? You need a clean nappy."
Kat carried Aegon upstairs to the nursery. She laid him down on the changing table, swiftly dealing with the morning logistics. She raided his mahogany dresser, ignoring the sterile grey and navy outfits his previous nannies favored. She found a pair of soft, bright teal joggers and a striped orange-and-white long-sleeved shirt, wrestling the giggling baby into the vibrant ensemble.
"Much better," Kat approved, hoisting him onto her hip. "Now, let's go terrorize the kitchen."
Kat carried Aegon down to the ground floor, pushing through the swinging doors of the commercial kitchen.
One of the private chef—a highly trained, nervous French culinary expert named Remy—was already at his station, meticulously chopping herbs for what was undoubtedly intended to be another bleak, unseasoned breakfast.
Remy froze, the chef's knife hovering over the cutting board, as the woman in the beige skirt marched into his sanctuary holding the Targaryen heir.
"Morning!" Kat announced cheerfully, setting Aegon into his highchair and tossing a few plastic blocks onto his tray.
"M-mademoiselle Hart," Remy stammered, unsure of how to address the woman who had effectively usurped his kitchen the previous evening. "I was just... preparing the morning oats for Monsieur Targaryen."
"Bin the oats, Remy," Kat commanded, waving a hand dismissively as she walked over to the stainless-steel refrigerator. "The era of the wet eraser is officially over. We are implementing a dual-menu system moving forward."
Remy blinked, lowering his knife. "A dual-menu system, Mademoiselle?"
"Exactly," Kat nodded, pulling open the fridge doors and surveying the contents. "You are a talented chef. I want you to use your skills. For Maekar and Baelor, you can cook whatever posh, high-end, hollandaise-covered nonsense they prefer. They are adults; they can eat fancy food. But for the gremlins? Daeron, Aemon, Aerion, Valarr, and Matarys?"
Kat pulled a carton of eggs, a package of thick-cut bacon, and a loaf of fresh sourdough bread from the shelves. She carried them over to the island, setting them down with a firm thud.
"For the boys, we are cooking actual food," Kat instructed, looking directly at the chef. "I want bacon. I want scrambled eggs with actual butter. I want toast. I want them to leave this house with a thousand calories of joy in their stomachs before they have to face the misery of the educational system. Can you do that, Rem?"
Remy stared at the ingredients. He had spent years suppressing his culinary passion to adhere to Maekar’s dietary mandates. The idea of cooking real, comforting breakfast food brought a spark of life to the chef's eyes.
"Oui, Mademoiselle," Remy nodded enthusiastically, a smile breaking across his face. "I can do that. The young masters will dine exceptionally well."
"Brilliant," Kat beamed. "I'll help you plate."
For the next twenty minutes, the kitchen was a flurry of cooperative, efficient activity. Remy handled the hot stoves, expertly frying the bacon to a perfect, crispy finish and scrambling the eggs until they were light and fluffy, while Kat managed the toast, the juice, and keeping Aegon entertained.
"A cup of tea, Mademoiselle?" Remy offered, handing Kat a steaming brewed mug of Yorkshire gold as she fed Aegon a spoonful of mashed banana.
"You are an absolute legend, Remy. Thank you," Kat sighed gratefully, taking a sip.
Just as the platters of food were being arranged on the kitchen island, the doors swung open.
The morning stampede had arrived.
Daeron, Aemon, Aerion, Valarr, and Matarys trudged into the kitchen, looking sleepy and unenthusiastic about the impending school day.
Daeron, in particular, looked miserable. He was already wearing his crisp, starched navy blue St. Jude’s blazer and his school tie.
"This is a violation of my human rights," Daeron grumbled loudly, dropping his leather satchel onto the floor with a thud. He pulled at the collar of his shirt. "I don't understand why I have to wear this straightjacket while Aerion gets to dress like he’s going to a concert."
Aerion, sitting down at the island, grinned smugly. Aerion was wearing a long-sleeved, vintage black AC/DC t-shirt, a pair of slightly distressed black skinny jeans, and combat boots. He looked cool, comfortable, and ready to conquer the day.
"Stop whining, Daeron," Kat chuckled, setting a plate of bacon and eggs in front of the twelve-year-old. "It's not long until the winter break. Once the term is over, you can live in your flaming skull t-shirt for three weeks straight. Now eat your breakfast before you fade away."
Daeron looked down at the plate. The misery vanished, replaced by ravenous teenage hunger. "Actual bacon? Yes, please."
The boys all took their seats, eagerly digging into the feast Remy had prepared.
Kat leaned against the counter, sipping her tea, falling naturally into her role as the morning coordinator.
"Right, let's run through the logistics," Kat announced, pointing her mug at the boys. "What does the after-school schedule look like today? Aemon, you first."
"I have advanced orchestral strings today, Kat," Aemon replied politely, wiping his mouth with a napkin. "I shall be practicing the cello."
"Lovely. Daeron?"
"Graphic design," Daeron mumbled around a mouthful of toast. "We're starting digital rendering."
"Aerion?"
"Drums!" Aerion cheered, practically vibrating in his seat. "Mr. Stool said we are moving onto the high-hat today!"
Kat smiled, turning her attention to the two visiting cousins, integrating them into her morning checks. "And what about you two? Valarr, Matarys? Are you banished to fencing, or do you have actual clubs?"
Valarr looked up, surprised and appreciative of being included. "We have debate club, Kat. And then choral practice. We should be finished by five o'clock."
"Excellent. Thomas will coordinate the extraction," Kat nodded, mentally filing the schedule away.
Just as she took another sip of her tea, the kitchen doors swung open again.
Maekar stepped into the room, followed closely by his older brother.
Baelor was already dressed in a tailored grey suit, looking every inch the polished politician, though his eyes were shadowed with the stress of his impending marital implosion.
Maekar, however, looked different.
The man looked as though he had quite literally just rolled off the sofa and followed the scent of bacon into the kitchen. He was still wearing the sweatpants and the fitted black t-shirt he had slept in. His silver hair, usually slicked back with militant precision, was messy, and falling carelessly across his forehead. His silver beard was slightly rumpled, and his eyes were heavy with the lingering daze of a spectacular night's sleep.
He didn't look terrifying. He looked sleepy and domestic.
Maekar walked directly toward the island. He bypassed the empty stools near Baelor and his sons, pulling out the stool directly next to Kat, and dropped his frame onto the seat with a groaning sigh.
"Morning," Maekar rumbled, his voice a deep, gravelly octave lower than usual.
Kat set her tea down. Without a word, operating on automatic, domestic instinct, she turned, grabbed a clean mug, and poured a measure of black, scalding hot coffee from the carafe Remy had prepared.
She slid the mug across the counter until it rested directly in front of Maekar.
Maekar stared at the mug. He wrapped his large hands around the warm ceramic, lifting it to his lips.
"Thank you," Maekar mumbled into the rim, his eyes flicking up to meet her mismatched ones over the steam.
Baelor, watching the seamless, unprompted interaction, let out a cynical scoff.
"I suppose I will procure my own caffeine, then," Baelor muttered loudly, walking toward the coffee station.
Before he could reach for the carafe, Remy silently materialized, placing a delicate porcelain cup and saucer filled with perfectly brewed coffee onto the counter in front of the politician.
"Merci, Remy," Baelor sighed, taking his seat.
Kat turned her attention to the Shadow Minister, her chaotic energy immediately seizing the opportunity to annoy him.
"Don't be jealous, Baelor," Kat teased, leaning her elbows on the counter. "If you want me to pour your coffee, you have to earn it. Have you successfully drafted your divorce papers yet, or are you still hiding in your office?"
Baelor choked on his coffee, coughing violently. "Katherine! How do you know about that!"
"Aerion told me at school yesterday," Kat pointed out unbothered by his panic. "They want you to be happy. So hurry up and drop the axe on Jena so we can throw a party."
Valarr and Matarys simultaneously raised their bacon strips in silent, enthusiastic agreement with the art teacher.
Maekar sat quietly next to Kat, sipping his coffee. He didn't intervene.
He was running disastrously behind schedule for his day, but he didn't care. He was savoring the dull, persistent ache in his lower back—the physical consequence of a six-foot-five man sleeping on a sofa. It was the best sleep he had experienced in a decade, entirely because of the woman currently leaning against the counter beside him.
Kat turned back to Maekar, her eyes dropping to his wild, unkempt silver hair.
She couldn't resist.
Kat reached out, her small hand plunging directly into the messy waves of Maekar’s hair. She intentionally ruffled it, messing it up even further, her fingers scraping lightly against his scalp.
The entire kitchen went dead silent.
Daeron, Aemon, and Aerion stopped chewing. Valarr and Matarys stared in horror. Baelor slowly lowered his coffee cup.
Touching Maekar without explicit authorization was practically a death sentence. To actively mess up his hair was an act of unfathomable, suicidal bravery.
Maekar froze. His eyes snapped to Kat’s face.
"Are you quite finished?" Maekar asked, his voice dropping into a dangerous, warning rumble.
"No," Kat smirked, a wicked gleam in her eyes.
She dropped her hand from his hair and immediately reached for his silver beard, vigorously ruffling the neatly trimmed hair until it stuck out in every direction, making him look like a disgruntled handsome silver bear.
Maekar let out a warning growl from deep in his chest, reaching up to bat her hands away. He tried to smooth his hair back into place, his brow furrowing in irritation.
Kat just giggled, leaning in and immediately messing it back up the second he dropped his hand.
Maekar growled again, a sound of helpless frustration, but the corners of his lips were twitching upward, betraying his attempt to look angry.
He wasn't furious. He was captivated.
The boys sitting around the island slowly let out their breaths. Daeron exchanged a look with Aerion, a small smile breaking across his face. Valarr and Matarys watched in awe as their uncle simply shook his head, allowing the art teacher to completely disrespect his personal grooming standards.
Maekar gave up trying to fix his hair. He lowered his hands, wrapping them around his coffee mug again.
He looked at Kat, his eyes slowly sweeping over her form. He took in the bright red hair. And then, he took in the outfit. The structured, light brown corduroy skirt. The white off-the-shoulder top.
It was his ex-wife's clothing. He recognized it instantly.
But on his ex-wife, the clothes had looked cold and uninviting.
On Kat, the outfit looked different. The white knit top clung beautifully to the curves of her chest, the off-the-shoulder neckline highlighting the delicate, elegant sweep of her collarbones. The beige skirt accentuated the flare of her hips. She made the conservative garments look devastatingly attractive.
"You look nice today," Maekar stated quietly, his voice a intimate rumble meant only for her ears, his eyes locking onto hers.
Kat looked down at her outfit, her nose wrinkling in immediate distaste.
"It is horrid," Kat grumbled, tugging at the hem of the white top. "It is far too beige. I look like I’m about to go critique a polo match. It lacks personality."
"It is beige," Maekar agreed smoothly, his gaze lingering on the exposed skin of her shoulder before returning to her eyes. "But you make it work. Exceptionally well."
Kat’s breath caught slightly in her throat. The casual sincerity in his compliment sent a unexpected flush of heat straight to her cheeks.
She quickly stood up, grabbing two empty plates from Daeron and Aemon.
"Flatterer," Kat muttered, hip-bumping Maekar as she walked past him toward the sinks, desperate to hide her blushing face.
Maekar didn't say a word. He simply turned his head, his eyes tracking her movement across the kitchen. He watched the sway of her hips beneath the brown corduroy skirt, his gaze dark and appreciative.
From the other side of the island, Baelor cleared his throat loudly.
"Maekar," Baelor muttered under his breath, leaning toward his brother. "Stop staring at the art teacher's ass. The children are present."
"No," Maekar replied bluntly, not breaking his gaze for a second.
Baelor rolled his eyes, taking another sip of his coffee, giving up on his brother's sense of decorum.
A few minutes later, Kat returned to the island. She wasn't holding plates. She was carrying five small, insulated lunch bags, and two black bento boxes.
She began distributing the insulated bags to the boys.
"Right. Snacks for the gremlins," Kat announced, handing a bag to Aerion. "Remy packed you lot some fresh fruit, some cheese strings, and a few chocolate biscuits to survive the afternoon slump."
She then walked over to the men, sliding one bento box in front of Baelor, and the other in front of Maekar.
Baelor looked down at the container, his brow furrowing in confusion. "What is this?"
"It’s a packed lunch, Baelor. Try to keep up," Kat sighed, tapping the lid of the box. "I asked Remy to whip them up for you two. I am guessing that you both have a ridiculous schedule of back-to-back corporate and political meetings today. And since you are both idiot men who prioritize spreadsheets over survival, you will inevitably forget to eat lunch. This way, you have something to nibble on while you argue about transit budgets."
Baelor stared at the bento box. The Shadow Minister, who was used to his own wife ignoring his existence unless it benefited her optics, felt a unexpected swell of gratitude.
"Thank you, Kat," Baelor said softly, entirely sincere. "That is... incredibly thoughtful."
Baelor stood up, checking his watch. "Right. I must depart. The House waits for no man."
He walked around the island, dropping a kiss onto Valarr and Matarys’s heads. "Have a good day, boys. I love you."
"Love you too, Dad," they chorused.
Baelor offered a nod to Maekar and Kat, before striding out of the kitchen, his lunch box tucked securely under his arm.
Maekar looked down at his own bento box. He reached out, his hand resting over the lid. He looked up at Kat, his eyes shining with a quiet appreciation.
"Thank you, Kat," Maekar rumbled.
"You're welcome," Kat smiled, before her expression shifted into a stern, commanding glare. She reached out and shoved his shoulder. "Now go upstairs and get dressed! Look at yourself! If you go to work dressed like you just rolled out of bed, your board of directors is going to think you're dying of a terminal illness. Go put your armor on, Dictionary Boy."
Maekar rolled his eyes, a fond smirk touching his lips.
"Your concern for my corporate image is noted, Anarchist," Maekar teased smoothly, standing up from the stool.
He looked at the boys, dropping back into his authoritative cadence. "Right. Aerion, Aegon, you are traveling with Kat this morning. Daeron, Aemon, Valarr, and Matarys, you are with Thomas. Depart for the vehicles immediately."
The boys scrambled out of their seats, grabbing their bags and heading for the foyer.
Maekar turned and strode out of the kitchen, taking the stairs two at a time to change.
Ten minutes later, Kat was standing in the grand foyer, holding Aegon on her hip as the older boys filtered out the front doors toward Thomas's waiting car.
Maekar descended the staircase.
He had changed, but he had disregarded his usual, rigid corporate polish. He wasn't wearing a three-piece suit. He was wearing a pair of dark, tailored charcoal trousers, a crisp white button-down shirt left unbuttoned at the collar, and a incredibly stylish dark grey wool overcoat. He looked devastatingly handsome, powerful, and surprisingly approachable.
He walked up to Kat.
Kat immediately let out a loud, exasperated sigh. She shifted Aegon onto her left hip, reaching her free hand out.
"Seriously," Kat muttered, stepping directly into his personal space. She grabbed the collar of his white shirt, adjusting it so it sat perfectly flat against his collarbones, before smoothing her hands down the lapels of his wool overcoat. "You can't even dress yourself properly, Dictionary Boy. You look like you got dressed in the dark."
Maekar didn't argue. He didn't point out that his collar had been perfectly fine before she touched it. He simply stood perfectly still, looking down at her, his eyes dark and intense, happy that she was fussing over him.
He reached toward the antique coat rack near the door. He didn't grab his own coat. He grabbed a luxurious, black cashmere overcoat that was his.
He stepped forward, draping the coat directly over Kat’s shoulders.
"Your garment is still damp from the snow," Maekar stated quietly, his hands lingering for a fraction of a second on her shoulders, feeling her warmth through the cashmere. "You may utilize this today."
Kat blinked, adjusting the oversized coat. It was massive on her, the hem falling past her knees, but it was obscenely soft, and it smelled exactly like him—cedar and spice.
"Oooo, comfy," Kat grinned, pulling the lapels tightly around herself. She looked up at him, her eyes sparkling with mischief. "I am absolutely not giving this back to you, by the way. It’s mine now."
Maekar’s lips twitched into a smirk. "That is perfectly acceptable. Consider it a permanent acquisition."
"Good," Kat nodded, immensely satisfied. "At least you understand the rules of engagement."
Maekar turned his attention to the open front door, where Daeron and Aemon were waiting on the top step before heading to the town car.
"Have a productive day, boys," Maekar called out.
"Bye, Dad!" Daeron and Aemon chorused, waving to him.
They turned their attention to Kat.
"Bye, Muña!" Daeron called out happily.
"See you later, Muña," Aemon echoed politely, before they both turned and sprinted down the snowy steps toward the car.
Maekar froze.
His hand, resting on the brass doorknob, halted. His eyes widened to the size of saucers, staring after his departing sons in shock.
Muña.
It was High Valyrian. It meant 'Mother'.
His sons, his emotionally scarred sons, who had spent years despising the very concept of a maternal figure after the brutal abandonment of their own mother, had just casually, effortlessly referred to the chaotic art teacher as their mother.
A wave of pleasure and hope crashed through Maekar’s chest. They are on board, Maekar realized, his heart hammering. They want her here just as much as I do.
Kat oblivious to the linguistic bombshell that had just been dropped, frowned. She turned to Aerion, who was standing next to her, zipping up his coat.
"What does 'Muña' mean?" Kat asked, tilting her head. "Is that a St. Jude’s thing?"
Aerion’s eyes darted nervously to his father. He saw the shock on Maekar’s face. Aerion knew he had to cover for his brothers immediately before Kat realized they had practically proposed marriage on their father's behalf.
"Oh, it’s nothing, Kat," Aerion lied smoothly, offering a bright, innocent smile. "It’s just... it’s just a term of endearment. Like a nickname."
"A nickname?" Kat asked, raising an eyebrow.
"Yeah!" Aerion nodded enthusiastically. "Like how you call me Duck, and Daeron is Dove, and Aemon is Birdy. And Egg is the little dragon. It’s just... our nickname for you. Because you’re cool."
Kat’s face softened into a genuinely touched smile.
"Awww," Kat cooed, falling for the lie. "That is incredibly sweet. I love it."
Aerion let out a silent sigh of relief, offering his father a quick, triumphant thumbs-up behind his back, before sprinting out the door to jump into the Bentley.
Kat turned to Maekar, beaming up at him from within the oversized cashmere coat.
"Right, I am off," Kat announced, hiking Aegon higher on her hip. "Have a terrible day at the office, Dictionary Boy."
"I shall endeavor to make it miserable, Kat," Maekar rumbled back, his eyes still shining with the lingering high of his sons' acceptance.
Kat turned and walked out the door, her combat boots crunching in the snow.
Maekar stood in the doorway, watching as she bundled Aegon into the vintage Bentley. He watched her slide into the driver's seat.
As the black car pulled away, Maekar saw Kat roll the window down slightly. The distorted bass of a punk-rock anthem blasted into the quiet, snowy morning, and Maekar watched with a fond smile as she casually flicked a lighter, lighting a gold-filtered Sobranie cigarette as she drove off.
The Queen of the Gremlins was gone, but the warmth she had brought to the estate lingered in the air. Maekar closed the door behind him, a genuine smile on his face, ready to conquer the world of work.
The art room was relatively quiet during the lunch hour. The snowfall outside had kept most of the students confined to the cafeteria or the designated indoor common areas with a few brave kids outside in the snow playing. Leaving Kat in peace to prep her afternoon supplies.
She was currently sitting cross-legged on the floor inside the playpen. Aegon was resting comfortably against her chest, engrossed in chewing on a soft, rubber teething ring.
Kat’s phone was propped up against a stack of wooden blocks, the screen illuminating her face with the familiar grid of a FaceTime video call.
On the other end of the line, occupying a cramped, greasy breakroom inside a vintage automotive garage, were her older brother, Duncan, and his 'best friend', Lyonel Baratheon.
Dunk was a behemoth of a man. He stood six-foot-eleven, built like a brick wall, with messy brown hair and a permanent smudge of motor oil somewhere on his person. He possessed the intellect of a master engineer, but the emotional awareness of a golden retriever.
Sitting unapologetically close to Dunk on the battered breakroom sofa was Lyonel. Lyonel was a striking contrast to the gentle giant. He was athletic, built with the lean, powerful muscle of an underground fighter, with jet-black hair, dark brown eyes, and a jawline that could cut glass. He was notoriously charismatic, dangerously charming, and hopelessly in love with Dunk.
"He is so small, Kat," Dunk whispered, his face pressed close to the phone screen, his eyes wide with fascination as he stared at Aegon. "Look at his little hands. They're like tiny starfish."
"He's a one-year-old, Dunk. They tend to be small," Kat chuckled, shifting Aegon slightly so he was more visible to the camera.
Lyonel wasn't looking at the baby. He was leaning his head on his hand, his eyes fixed on the side of Dunk’s face. The look of agonizing affection radiating from the fighter was so glaringly obvious that it practically glowed. It was the look of a man staring at the only thing he needed to survive.
"I want to have a baby," Dunk announced, sitting back on the sofa and crossing his grease-stained arms over his chest. "They look brilliant. You just feed them and they make funny noises."
Kat raised an eyebrow. She looked at Lyonel, who was still staring at Dunk with a soft, besotted smile.
"Well, Lyonel can get you pregnant then," Kat deadpanned, her northern accent dripping with sarcasm.
Dunk blinked. His thick eyebrows drew together in a look of genuine confusion. He looked at Lyonel, then back at the phone, and then back at Lyonel.
"But... men can't get pregnant, Kat," Dunk pointed out slowly, as if explaining basic biology to a toddler.
Lyonel let out a rich fond laugh, reaching over and gently bumping his shoulder against Dunk’s bicep.
Kat rolled her eyes so hard she nearly gave herself a headache.
"We could have one together, Dunk," Lyonel offered smoothly, his voice dropping into a low, intimate register that bypassed Dunk’s nonexistent gaydar. "We could adopt, or look into surrogacy. It’s an option."
Dunk turned his head, looking at Lyonel as if the fighter were the absolute center of the universe.
"You'd do that?" Dunk asked, his voice thick with awe. "You'd help me raise a kid?"
"Well, I’d have to, wouldn't I?" Lyonel smiled, his eyes crinkling at the corners. "Since we’re going to be living all under the same roof. It would be a joint effort."
Dunk beamed, a massive smile breaking across his face. "You're the best, mate. Seriously."
Lyonel reached out, his hand resting warmly on Dunk’s shoulder, his thumb lightly stroking the fabric of the mechanic's overalls. "I'd do anything for you, Dunk. You know that."
"You're a great friend," Dunk agreed enthusiastically. "And if we do adopt a kid one day... hopefully your girlfriend won't mind the noise."
Lyonel’s hand froze on Dunk’s shoulder. He closed his eyes, letting out a long, utterly defeated sigh, rolling his head back against the sofa cushions.
"I'm going to go get us a drink and a sandwich," Lyonel muttered, standing up abruptly. He walked out of the breakroom, muttering under his breath about "blind, idiot giants" and "the patience of a saint."
Dunk watched him go, looking slightly confused by the sudden departure.
Kat stared at the screen, her mouth hanging open in disbelief.
"Seriously?!" Kat hissed, leaning closer to the phone. "Seriously, Dunk?!"
Dunk snapped his attention back to the screen, looking startled. "What? What did I do?"
Kat threw her free hand in the air, gesturing wildly toward the empty space where Lyonel had been sitting.
"The man loves you!" Kat shrieked, keeping her volume just low enough not to startle Aegon. "He just offered to have kids with you! He is practically begging you to notice him!"
"So?" Dunk shrugged, entirely unbothered. "He’s also buying a new house in the country that he wants me to move into because he doesn't want me to worry about paying rent in the city. He’s just a really generous guy."
Kat blinked, rubbing her temples. "Dunk. You have literally billions of pounds in the bank. You have a trust fund. You do not need to worry about paying rent."
"I know that," Dunk muttered, looking down at his hands. "But I don't like touching that money, Kat. You know I don't. I just use what I make from the garage restorations. It’s cleaner. Lyonel knows I stress about the overheads."
"You are going to accidentally marry him, Dunk," Kat groaned, dropping her head back against the edge of the playpen. "You are going to stand at an altar, say 'I do', and then tell me you only did it to save on property taxes."
"Fuck off, Kat," Dunk grumbled, his cheeks flushing a faint shade of pink beneath the motor oil.
Kat gave him a flat, deeply unimpressed look through the camera.
"It's not like that," Dunk insisted stubbornly, crossing his arms again. "Lyonel is straight."
"I can literally go get Markl from the kiln room and have him explain to you, using diagrams and visual aids, exactly how gay Lyonel is for you," Kat offered threateningly.
"No, seriously, Kat. He has a girlfriend," Dunk stated, looking convinced of his own delusion.
Kat paused, her brow furrowing. "Right? And how exactly do you know this?"
"He introduced us," Dunk shrugged. "The other night when we went to the pub."
Kat nodded slowly, her brain immediately engaging. "Did Lyonel tell you this supposed girlfriend was going to be at the pub, or was it just the two of you going out for a pint?"
"It was just the two of us," Dunk answered. "But we bumped into her by the bar."
"I see," Kat nodded again. "And did Lyonel specifically say, 'Dunk, this is my girlfriend'? Or did he just introduce her as some girl he knows?"
Dunk frowned, trying to recall the exact wording. "I... I can't remember the exact introduction. But she was all over him, Kat. Touching his arm, leaning into him. It was really annoying. We were trying to watch the darts."
"And did Lyonel pull this face?" Kat asked.
She leaned into the camera and exaggeratedly wrinkled her nose, pulling her lips back into a tight, uncomfortable grimace, subtly leaning her shoulders away from the lens. It was the universal, silent signal for Please stop touching me.
Dunk’s eyes widened. "Yeah! That’s exactly the face he made! How did you know?"
"Because," Kat sighed, adopting the tone of an exhausted narrator explaining the plot of a very obvious movie, "that is the face a man makes when he is desperately trying to signal, 'Please do not touch me, I am currently out with my boyfriend who doesn't know he's my boyfriend yet, even after I tell him I love him, want to live together, have babies, and hopefully grow old in the house I am buying for him.'"
Dunk stared at the phone. He swallowed hard, his Adam's apple bobbing nervously.
"Fuck off, Kat," Dunk whispered, his voice trembling slightly. "It's... it's not like that. He can't like me. He's... he's Lyonel Baratheon. He's smart, and he's handsome, and he's so out there and social. And I'm... I'm just Dunk."
Kat’s entire demeanor softened instantly. The frustration vanished, replaced by a protective surge of sisterly love.
"Well, that is a massive pile of absolute bullshit," Kat stated firmly, her voice leaving no room for argument. "You are amazing, Duncan. You never give yourself enough credit. You are a massive, gorgeous, incredibly talented man! Lyonel has followed you around like a lost puppy for three years, ever since he met you at that vintage car show. He hasn't looked back since. He is deeply, hopelessly in love with you, and I honestly do not know what the fuck else that man can possibly do to prove it to you, other than maybe just grabbing you by the collar and kissing you senseless. And I only say 'kiss' because there is a baby present in this room."
Dunk’s face flushed a undeniable shade of crimson. He looked away from the camera, rubbing the back of his neck.
"He... he has kissed me," Dunk mumbled quietly to the floor.
Kat choked on her own spit. "HE WHAT?!"
"A few times, to be honest," Dunk admitted, keeping his eyes averted. "But... but usually after a few drinks. It’s normal. Bros do that."
Kat clutched her chest, letting out a loud, dramatic, fake sob. "You are killing me, Duncan! He kisses you, and that doesn't spell out that he wants you?!"
"Lyonel is just a very affectionate person!" Dunk argued weakly.
Kat’s mouth hung open, incapable of formulating a response to that level of impenetrable density.
Before she could scream, the door to the garage breakroom opened on the video feed.
Lyonel walked back into frame, carrying two paper-wrapped sandwiches and two cans of soda. He stopped, looking at Dunk’s flushed face and Kat’s shocked expression on the phone screen.
"What happened?" Lyonel asked, setting the food down on the table. "What has Kat got you so shocked about?"
Dunk panicked. "Uh... she was just telling me about... a new paint color she found. It’s very bright."
Lyonel looked at the phone. He looked at Kat.
Kat met his eyes through the screen. She offered him a look of sympathy, silently communicating, I tried. He is broken.
Lyonel sighed, a small, knowing smile touching his lips. He understood perfectly.
"Right. Paint," Lyonel agreed smoothly. He patted Dunk on the arm. "Eat your sandwich, love."
Dunk grabbed the sandwich like a lifeline. "I need the toilet. I’ll be back in a minute."
The giant mechanic practically sprinted out of the breakroom, desperate to escape the interrogation.
The moment the door clicked shut, Lyonel sat down on the sofa, pulling a pocket knife from his jeans to carefully cut Dunk’s sandwich in half, knowing the mechanic hated eating it whole.
"If you propose to him, Lyonel," Kat said softly through the phone, "he is going to genuinely believe you are only doing it because it will save you money on taxes."
Lyonel let out a quiet, self-deprecating laugh. "I know, Kat. I know. I’m honestly just going at the pace he’s okay with. If I push too hard, he’ll spook and hide under a car chassis for a week."
"Dunk thinks you're too good for him," Kat explained gently.
Lyonel looked up at the camera, his eyes fierce and entirely serious. "Dunk is too good for me, Kat. I’m a brawler who used to fight in cages for cash. He’s... he’s the best thing that ever happened to me."
Kat offered him a sad, empathetic smile. "I know. And I have faith that my idiot brother will realize he’s been in a committed relationship for the last three years someday. It might be when he’s standing at the altar saying his vows, but he will figure it out."
"I know he loves me," Lyonel murmured, resting his elbows on his knees. "He just doesn't believe someone like me can love him back. And my past reputation doesn't help. Dunk still thinks I’m the fuck-boy he met three years ago. But I haven't been with a single person since the day I met him. Every time I make progress, we go out, someone ends up touching my arm or flirting with me, and Dunk instantly retreats. He takes it as proof that I’m into anyone other than him."
"He'll figure it out," Kat promised. "If not, I highly recommend you fake-date someone. A staged, highly visible romance. It might actually be the shock to the system he needs to pull his head out of his ass, because he gets jealous when he thinks he’s losing you."
Lyonel chuckled. "A tactical fake-dating maneuver. Very corporate of you, Lindsay. Maybe I'll give it another year before I resort to psychological warfare. Right now, I just want to focus on the house hunting."
"How is that going?" Kat asked, eager to shift to happier topics.
"Brilliant," Lyonel smiled, pulling his own phone out. "I’ll send you the links to the shortlist. We’ve got it down to four properties."
A second later, Kat’s phone pinged with a text message containing four real estate listings.
She opened the links, swiping through the photos of sprawling country estates with huge barns and acreage. She held the phone down so Aegon could see the screen.
The boy babbled happily, slapping his hand against the screen when a photo of a beautiful, rambling stone farmhouse with a massive oak tree in the front garden appeared.
"Aegon votes for property number three," Kat announced, looking back at the FaceTime call. "And so do I. It looks perfect for a garage."
Lyonel’s smile widened. "That’s Dunk’s favorite as well. I’m putting the offer in tomorrow."
The door to the breakroom opened, and Dunk ambled back in, looking slightly less panicked.
He sat down next to Lyonel, picking up his halved sandwich. They chatted comfortably for a few minutes about the engine rebuild Dunk was working on.
The quiet moment was interrupted by the door to Kat’s art room swinging open.
Markl strolled in, holding a steaming mug of tea. He walked over to the playpen, leaning over the plastic fencing.
"Ello, Kat," Markl greeted, before leaning closer to the phone screen. "Hello, Duncan! Hello, Lyonel! How is my favorite married couple doing today?"
Lyonel laughed, taking a bite of his sandwich. "We're doing fine, Markl. Just finalizing the house hunting."
Dunk frowned around a mouthful of bread. "We’ve got it down to four."
"Excellent," Markl nodded approvingly. "We expect an invitation to the housewarming."
Kat nudged Markl’s knee with her foot. "Aegon and I already voted for number three."
Lyonel leaned toward the camera, a teasing glint returning to his eyes. "Speaking of Aegon... why exactly do you have Maekar Targaryen’s infant son sitting in your lap in the middle of a school day, Kat?"
"I am his teacher," Kat replied smoothly, adjusting the baby on her lap. "And because of a ridiculous, extortionate series of events, I am basically his daytime nanny now."
Markl let out a theatrical fake cough. "Mama Wyvern."
Kat shot him a lethal glare and swatted his leg. She turned back to the phone. "Ignore him. Markl is actively bullying me today."
"Sure I am," Markl snorted, taking a sip of his tea.
Dunk leaned close to the screen again, staring at the silver-haired baby. "He really is cute, Kat. Do you think I could meet him sometime?"
"I'll ask Maekar about it, Dunk," Kat smiled softly. "I'm sure he wouldn't mind."
Lyonel rolled his eyes, taking a drink of his soda. "So, Maekar doesn't know who you are, then?"
"He knows me," Kat replied, missing the nuance of the question.
"Yes, Kat, he knows this version of you," Lyonel clarified, gesturing to her floral denim and bright red wig. "But I meant, does he know who your family is? Because I know for a fact, from bumping into the man at galas over the years, that Maekar Targaryen absolutely cannot stand the ground you walk on."
Kat’s head snapped up. Her heart skipped a beat. "What?!"
"Yeah," Lyonel nodded casually. "He views you as his arch-nemesis."
Kat let out a breath she didn't realize she had been holding. She waved a hand dismissively. "Oh, you mean my family name. Yes, he hates the Barlaeris empire. Everyone knows that."
"No, Kat," Lyonel corrected, leaning forward, his tone completely serious. "Not your family name. You. He specifically hates you. He hates the Blood Wyvern. He loathes the way you outmaneuver him on deals."
Kat rolled her mismatched eyes, a wicked smirk playing on her lips. "He can join the club. Tywin Lannister hates how I do deals as well. It’s the burden of genius."
Lyonel let out a snort of laughter. "Tywin doesn't hate how you do deals, Lindsay. Tywin wants to bang you. It’s a very different kind of tension."
Markl actually gagged, pretending to stick a finger down his throat. "Gross. He is old enough to be my granddaddy."
"He is a very handsome man, Markl," Kat pointed out reasonably, leaning against the edge of the playpen.
Markl looked at her, utterly disgusted. "He is a miserable corporate dictator."
Markl threw his hands up in a gesture of theatrical confusion. "I do not understand you! You claim you don't like blonde men! You say you don't like Maekar because he has silver hair and is to cold of a person! Yet you are currently holding his baby and he's asked you to live in his house! Pick a lane, Kat!"
"And?" Kat argued defensively, her cheeks flushing. "I am not going to bang Tywin Lannister! But I can objectively admit he is a handsome man, just as I can admit Maekar is a handsome man."
Markl dragged a hand slowly down his face in exasperation.
Lyonel grinned from the phone screen, smelling blood in the water. "Ooooh. I want the gossip. What is going on with you and the Ice Dragon, Kat?"
Before Kat could formulate a devastatingly evasive response, the harsh, grating klaxon of the school bell blared through the art room, signaling the end of the lunch hour.
"Saved by the bell!" Markl cheered, stepping away from the playpen. He waved at the phone. "I'll call you later, Lyonel, and give you the unfiltered dirt on the Mama Wyvern!"
"There is no dirt!" Kat hissed, glaring at the pottery teacher.
"Looking forward to it, Markl," Lyonel laughed. "Bye, Kat. See you later, Egg."
"Love you boys! Bye!" Kat called out.
"Love you, Kitty. Bye!" Dunk waved.
Kat hit the end call button. She turned her glare onto Markl, who was already backing away toward the door, grinning wickedly.
"I have a class of Year Six waiting to throw clay at each other," Markl announced, throwing a jaunty salute. "See you later, Mama Wyvern."
Kat didn't hesitate. She grabbed a soft, brightly colored block from the playpen mat and hurled it with devastating accuracy directly at the back of Markl’s head.
It bounced harmlessly off his leather top hat as he slipped out the door, his laughter echoing down the hallway.
The final period of the day was universally acknowledged as a complete academic write-off. By the time the clock struck three-fifteen on a Thursday afternoon, the collective attention span of the student body had evaporated, replaced by a restless, buzzing anticipation for the final bell.
Aerion sat in the back row of Mr. Henderson's geography class, his elbows resting on his desk, his chin propped in his hands.
A month ago, if a tutor at St. Jude’s had caught him slumping, he would have been subjected to a thirty-minute lecture on posture and forced to write lines. Here, Mr. Henderson was actively staring out the frost-covered window, reading monotonously from a textbook about tectonic plates, oblivious to the anarchy occurring in the back row.
Aerion wasn't looking at a map of fault lines. He was looking at his burner phone, safely concealed behind his propped-up textbook.
His phone buzzed. A notification popped up in the group chat he shared with Leo, Sal, and Benji.
Benji has sent a TikTok.
Aerion tapped the link. It was a distorted video of a cat falling off a television set, set to a loud, bass-boosted remix of a pop song.
Aerion clamped a hand over his mouth, his shoulders shaking with silent, suppressed laughter.
He looked to his left. Leo was sitting at the adjacent desk, his head buried in his arms, his shoulders also vibrating. Sal, sitting in front of Leo, was casually scrolling through her own feed, her phone hidden inside a hollowed-out pencil case.
Leo: That cat is literally me trying to survive double Maths tomorrow.
Sal: You didn't even survive single Maths today, Leo. You slept through the entire algebra module.
Benji: Let the man rest, Sal. Fifa takes a toll on the nervous system.
Aerion’s thumbs flew across the keyboard, a smile stretching across his face. He loved this. He loved the casual, mundane, hilarious reality of public school. It was infinitely better than sitting in a mahogany-paneled room discussing the stock market.
Suddenly, a shadow fell across Aerion’s desk.
The four kids froze. Phones were instantly shoved into pockets, hastily hidden beneath thighs, or dropped into bags. They looked up, adopting identical masks of intense fake academic focus.
Mr. Henderson was standing at the end of their aisle. He held a whiteboard marker in one hand, looking down at them with an expression of soul-deep exhaustion. He didn't look angry; he just looked tired.
"Look," Mr. Henderson sighed, rubbing the bridge of his nose. "I know it’s the last period of the day. I know it’s snowing. I know tectonic plates are dry. But could you four at least do me the professional courtesy of acting like you’re half-listening? Just... look at the board occasionally. For my sanity."
Aerion, his aristocratic conditioning flaring momentarily, immediately felt a spike of guilt.
"Sorry, sir," Aerion mumbled, straightening his spine.
"Sorry, Mr. Henderson," Leo, Sal, and Benji echoed in unison, offering practiced insincere expressions of remorse.
"Right. Page forty-two, please," Mr. Henderson muttered, turning on his heel and walking slowly back to the front of the room to resume his lecture on the Earth's crust.
The moment the teacher’s back was turned, four smartphones immediately re-emerged from their hiding places.
Leo leaned across the narrow aisle, tapping his pen against Aerion’s desk to get his attention.
"Hey," Leo whispered, keeping his voice pitched low. "You want to come down to the skate park after school? A bunch of the kids cleared the snow out of the half-pipe this morning. We’re heading down."
Aerion’s eyes lit up. A skate park. It was the ultimate, forbidden civilian holy ground. "I can't right after school," Aerion whispered back. "I've got my drum lesson with Mr. Stool until four."
"That’s cool," Leo shrugged easily. "Come down after? We’ll be there freezing our arses off until like six-thirty."
Aerion hesitated, his mind running through the complex, negotiated logistical parameters of his new life. "I... I need to ask Kat. Or my dad. But probably Kat, since she’s the one coordinating the extraction today."
Benji, sitting in front of Aerion, spun around in his chair. He stared at the ten-year-old as if Aerion had just sprouted a second head.
"You have to ask Kat?" Benji repeated, his voice laced with shock. "Why the hell would you need to ask Kat?"
"Because she takes care of me and my brothers after school," Aerion explained simply, missing the cultural significance of his statement. "She’s officially our Consulting Domestic Anarchist. She runs the afternoon shift."
Benji’s jaw dropped. He stared at Aerion, and then he let out a envious scoff.
"Dick!" Benji hissed, the insult entirely affectionate but dripping with jealousy. "How the fuck did you get that lucky?! You literally get to hang out with Kat Hart after school every day? She actually gets paid to tolerate you?"
"What?" Aerion asked, bewildered by the reaction. "She's just Kat."
"She’s not 'just Kat', mate," Sal chimed in, twisting around in her seat. "She’s legendary. She’s like... the ultimate cool aunt type. She let a Year Seven spray-paint the Headmaster's golf cart last term and then convinced Jackson it was a rival school. You are insanely lucky you get to hang out with her. Most of us just get shoved into detention."
"Seriously," Leo nodded, grinning at Aerion. "Just tell Kat about the skate park. She’ll work it out. If she's running your schedule, she’ll definitely figure out a day you can come hang out with us. She hates the posh rules."
Aerion smiled, feeling a warm surge of pride. His art teacher—his Muña—was the coolest person in the entire school, and she belonged to his family.
"Okay," Aerion promised. "I'll ask her after school."
"Brilliant," Leo nodded, turning back to the front just as the harsh, grating klaxon of the final bell blared through the school, signaling the glorious arrival of freedom.
"See you tomorrow, mate!" Benji called out, already shoving his books into his bag and bolting for the door.
"See ya," Sal waved.
Aerion packed his backpack, slinging it over his shoulder. He bypassed the stampede heading for the main exits, navigating the crowded, yellow-painted hallways toward the music wing.
He pushed through the soundproofed doors, the cacophony of Mr. Stool’s sanctuary washing over him.
"Ah! The prodigy returns!" Mr. Stool bellowed, standing in the center of the room wearing a floral button-down shirt and neon yellow trousers. He pointed a pair of drumsticks directly at Aerion. "To the kit, young Targaryen! We have polyrhythms to conquer!"
Aerion grinned, dropping his bag and practically sprinting toward the drum kit set up in the corner.
The lesson was incredible. Mr. Stool didn't force him to read sheet music or memorize dry theory. He simply turned on a backing track, grabbed his own sticks, and told Aerion to feel the crash.
Halfway through the session, the door opened, and an older boy walked into the room carrying a battered electric bass guitar. He had curly brown hair and a slightly guarded expression.
"Ah, Toby! Just in time!" Mr. Stool cheered. "Plug in! Let us see if our percussive foundation can support a baseline!"
Toby plugged his bass into a small amp, offering Aerion a brief, assessing nod. Aerion nodded back, gripping his sticks tightly.
"Right, standard 4/4 rock beat, Aerion! Toby, give me a walking bassline in E minor! One, two, three, four!"
Aerion hit the high-hat, his foot slamming against the kick pedal. Toby’s fingers flew across the strings of the bass. At first, it was messy. Their timing was slightly off, the rhythm clashing awkwardly. But after a few minutes, something clicked. Aerion found the pocket, locking into the thrumming groove of the bass guitar.
It wasn't Mozart. It wasn't Beethoven. It was unrefined rock and roll, and it felt phenomenal.
When they finally brought the jam to a crashing halt, Mr. Stool was clapping his hands enthusiastically.
"Brilliant! Exceptional synergy!" Mr. Stool praised, beaming at the two boys. "You two have a natural rhythm! Keep practicing that syncopation! I shall see you both next week, maestros!"
Aerion packed up his sticks, his chest heaving slightly, a smile plastered across his face.
"You're not bad for a Year Six," Toby offered casually as he unplugged his bass, hoisting the instrument onto his shoulder.
"Thanks," Aerion beamed, buzzing with the compliment. "You're pretty good too."
Aerion grabbed his backpack and headed out into the hallway, making a direct line for the art wing.
He pushed the door of Kat’s classroom open, unprepared for the domestic chaos occurring inside.
"Get it, Egg! Get it!"
Kat was standing on one side of the playpen. Standing on the complete opposite side of the playpen was Markl.
They were engaged in a competitive game of piggy in the middle. The 'piggy' was Aegon.
The one-year-old was currently standing entirely unassisted in the center of the foam mats. His violet eyes were locked onto the purple dragon that Kat was currently holding above her head.
"Here it comes, Hatter!" Kat yelled, launching the dragon over Aegon’s silver head.
"Got it!" Markl cheered, catching the toy effortlessly.
Aegon let out a frustrated determined squeal. He turned around, his little face set in a mask of Targaryen concentration. He didn't crawl. He raised his arms for balance, took a deep breath, and began to execute a clumsy, wobbly, rapid-fire toddler sprint directly toward the pottery teacher.
"Look at him go!" Kat shrieked with laughter, clapping her hands. "He’s a machine!"
Aegon practically threw himself at Markl’s legs, giggling hysterically as the pottery teacher scooped him up into the air.
"The dragon conquers the Hatter!" Markl announced, depositing the baby back onto his feet and handing him the purple toy.
"Hi, Kat," Aerion called out, dropping his bag onto a nearby desk.
Kat spun around, a bright smile breaking across her face. "Duck! How was the thunderdome? Did you deafen Mr. Stool?"
"Almost," Aerion grinned proudly. "I played with an older kid today. Toby. He plays the bass. Mr. Stool said we have exceptional synergy."
"A bassist and a drummer," Markl noted, stepping over the plastic fencing and grabbing his coat from a chair. "The undisputed backbone of any functional band. Good on you, Aerion."
"Oh, and Kat," Aerion continued, walking closer to the playpen. "Leo asked me if I wanted to go to the skate park after school. He said some kids cleared the half-pipe. I told him I couldn't today, but he said I should ask you if I can go another time."
Kat’s mismatched eyes brightened. She loved the idea of the boys going to a gritty, public skate park.
"Absolutely," Kat nodded instantly, reaching over to ruffle his hair. "You give me twenty-four hours' notice so I can coordinate the logistics with Thomas and Dictionary Boy, and I will personally authorize your deployment to the half-pipe. You need to get out of that mausoleum and scrape your knees a bit."
"Brilliant," Aerion beamed.
"Right, grab the baby bag, Aerion," Kat instructed, pulling Maekar coat on. She stepped into the pen, hoisting the babbling Aegon onto her hip. "We are dropping Markl off at his flat first, and then we are heading back to the estate. Daeron texted me; apparently your dad ordered the private chef to make homemade pizzas tonight, and I am not missing free gourmet carbohydrates."
Aerion grabbed the baby bag, slinging it over his shoulder alongside his own backpack.
They walked out to the staff parking lot. The Bentley was waiting, looking menacing against the backdrop of the white snow.
They bundled into the car. Kat threw it into gear, the engine roaring to life, and sped out of the academy gates.
"So," Aerion asked casually from the passenger seat, turning to look at Kat as she navigated the slippery, snow-covered streets toward Mark's flat. "Are you sleeping over again tonight?"
The atmosphere in the vintage car shifted instantly.
Markl, who was lounging comfortably in the spacious back seat next to Aegon’s car seat, physically froze. His dark eyes widened, and he slowly, deliberately leaned forward, poking his head between the two front seats.
He stared at Kat, one eyebrow raised so high it nearly vanished beneath the brim of his top hat.
"Oh, really?" Markl drawled, his voice dripping with judgmental intrigue. "Sleeping over, are we? You didn't mention a sleepover when we were having our morning coffee, Katherine."
Kat’s face instantly flushed a shade of crimson. Her hands tightened around the worn leather steering wheel.
"I did not sleep over in the context you are implying, Markl!" Kat hissed defensively, her northern accent spiking with panic. She shot a panicked glare at Aerion. "Duck, phrase things better! It sounds like I moved in!"
"You fell asleep on the sofa," Aerion pointed out innocently, failing to understand the complex adult implications of his statement. "With me and Dad and Egg. We all had a movie night. But then me and Daeron and Aemon went to bed, and you and Dad stayed on the sofa all night."
Markl let out a obnoxious, knowing gasp. He slapped a hand over his chest.
"On the sofa!" Markl crowed, delighted by the gossip. "All night! With the Dragon! Oh, Mama Wyvern, the scandal of it all! Did he buy you breakfast in the morning?"
"Shut up, Markl!" Kat growled, her face burning hotter than a kiln. "It was a one-time thing! It was a blizzard! The roads were completely iced over, and I was exhausted from the... from everything! I fell asleep by accident! It was a logistical necessity, not a romantic rendezvous!"
"Uh huh," Markl nodded slowly, entirely unconvinced. "A logistical necessity. Just casually cuddling up to the CEO who has been actively trying to kidnap you for a week. Perfectly normal."
"He was warm!" Kat defended frantically, fully aware of how pathetic the excuse sounded. "He runs hot! I have bad circulation! It was basically like falling asleep next to a very large, very arrogant radiator!"
"But you are sleeping over on Friday, Kat," Aerion chimed in again, unbothered by her panic, dropping the second, significantly larger bomb into the conversation. "When Dad goes on his business trip to Tokyo. You’re staying in the East Wing."
Markl choked on his own saliva.
The pottery teacher leaned even further forward, practically resting his chin on Kat’s shoulder. His dark eyes were wide with shock.
"Sooooo," Markl whispered, dragging the syllable out for maximum dramatic effect. "Let me get this straight. You are moving in?"
"Fuck no!" Kat shrieked, slamming on the brakes slightly harder than necessary as they approached a red light. The Bentley skidded slightly on the icy road. "I am not moving in! I am temporarily occupying a guest suite to prevent the boys from being subjected to the terrifying tyranny of an elite nanny agency while Maekar is out of the country! I am helping out! That is it!"
Markl stared at the side of her flushed face. He watched her aggressively white-knuckle the steering wheel. He saw the vibrating panic radiating from her posture.
Markl let out a rich amused laugh. He sat back in the rear seat, crossing his arms over his chest.
"It really does run in the family, doesn't it?" Markl mused quietly, shaking his head.
Kat glared at him in the rearview mirror as the light turned green. "What runs in the family? What are you talking about?"
"The genetic inability to recognize when a man is completely, desperately, and entirely gone for you," Markl stated flatly, pointing a finger at her. "You are literally pulling a Duncan. You are making fun of your brother for not realizing Lyonel is trying to wife him up, while you are simultaneously moving into a billionaire's estate, falling asleep on his chest, and claiming you're just 'helping out with the logistics'."
Kat’s mouth opened. She tried to formulate a devastating, cutting rebuttal. She tried to deploy her sharp, northern wit to dismantle his argument.
But her brain short-circuited. The comparison to Dunk was a flawless unarguable strike.
"It is not like that, Markl," Kat growled weakly, her voice devoid of its usual unyielding conviction. She stared out the windshield, her heart hammering a frantic rhythm against her ribs.
"Sure it ain't, mama," Markl chuckled, tipping his top hat down over his eyes and settling back against the plush leather seats. "Sure it ain't."
Kat drove the rest of the way to Mark's flat in tense, blushing silence.
She wasn't oblivious. She knew the tension between her and Maekar was thick enough to cut with a palette knife. She knew the way he looked at her. She knew exactly what had almost happened in his bedroom before Aegon had interrupted them.
But admitting it to Markl—admitting it out loud—made it real. It made it terrifying.
The iron gates of the Targaryen estate just as the pale winter sun began to dip below the horizon, casting bruised purple shadows across the snow-covered lawns.
Kat checked the clock glowing on the dashboard of her Bentley as she followed Thomas up the sweeping driveway.
It was 4:15 PM.
She did the mental math as she threw the gearshift into park. She had exactly one hour and forty-five minutes before Maekar was scheduled to return from his battlefield. One hour and forty-five minutes to feed, water, and intellectually stimulate three growing boys and an infant before her contracted shift as the Consulting Domestic Anarchist officially concluded for the day.
"Right, out you get, gremlins," Kat ordered, stepping out into the freezing air and pulling Maekar’s coat tightly around herself. She opened the rear door of the Bentley, unbuckling Aegon from his car seat.
The boy babbled happily, his breath pluming in small white clouds as Kat hoisted him onto her hip.
Daeron, Aemon, and Aerion were already piling out of the cars, their backpacks slung over their shoulders. They didn't look miserable or exhausted; they looked energized, their cheeks flushed pink from the crisp air.
"To the kitchen!" Kat commanded, marching up the steps. "I smell carbohydrates, and if we don't secure the perimeter, Daeron is going to eat everything before we even get our coats off."
"I am a growing boy, Kat!" Daeron defended indignantly, jogging ahead to push the front doors open.
They spilled into the foyer, kicking off their wet boots and abandoning their coats in a messy pile on the antique bench. Kat bypassed the formal dining rooms, leading her hatchlings straight into the kitchen.
Remy, one of the private chef, had outdone himself. The surfaces were currently covered in flour, and the air was intoxicating smell of baking dough, melting mozzarella, and rich tomato sauce.
Resting on the island were three homemade pizzas, bubbling hot from the ovens.
"Remy, you are a literal god among men," Kat announced, dropping her bag onto a stool and practically swooning at the sight of the food.
"Merci, Mademoiselle," Remy beamed, looking proud as he wiped his hands on his white apron. "I utilized a traditional Neapolitan dough hydration ratio, as Maekar requested. For the young masters."
"Right, grab some plates," Kat instructed the boys, settling Aegon into his wooden highchair and tossing a handful of soft plastic blocks onto his tray. "But listen to me closely. We are killing two birds with one stone today. You are eating, but you are also doing your homework simultaneously. I am not having you lot glued to textbooks at seven o'clock tonight when you should be resting."
A collective groan echoed through the kitchen, but the promise of fresh, homemade pizza softened the blow.
For the next half hour, the kitchen island was a scene of beautiful, organized chaos. Textbooks, lined paper, and digital tablets were pushed to the edges of the counter to make room for greasy plates of pepperoni and margherita pizza.
Kat stood at the head of the island, acting as the ultimate, multi-tasking commander. She cut bite-sized pieces of soft pizza for Aegon, fielding his demanding babbles while simultaneously leaning over Aemon’s shoulder to help him decipher a particularly complex Latin conjugation.
"No, Birdy, look at the suffix," Kat corrected gently, tapping Aemon’s textbook with a finger. "It’s plural. They were marching. Not he was marching."
"Ah. Thank you, Kat," Aemon nodded, adjusting his glasses and quickly erasing his mistake.
"Kat, does this shading look right?" Daeron asked around a bite of pizza, holding up a preliminary sketch on a piece of scrap paper.
"Darken the contrast under the cheekbone, Dove, it’ll make it pop more," Kat advised smoothly, wiping a smear of tomato sauce off Aegon’s chin.
By the time the clock ticked past five, the pizzas were decimated, and the homework assignments were miraculously completed.
"Right, I am officially retiring to the library," Aemon announced, packing his textbooks neatly into his satchel. "I have a new volume regarding the architectural history of the Byzantine Empire that I wish to peruse."
"Have fun, Birdy. Don't read in the dark, you'll ruin your eyes," Kat warned with a fond smile.
Daeron wiped his mouth with a napkin, grabbing his drawing tablet from his bag. "I want to show you the final rendering of the skull I did in graphic design club today, Kat. I added the color layers."
"I would love to see it," Kat nodded enthusiastically. "Go set up in the living room, I'll be right there."
Aerion, who was currently tapping a pair of wooden drumsticks a rapid, restless rhythm against his thighs, stood up from his stool. "I'm going to go practice the paradiddle Mr. Stool taught me. Can you come watch me after?"
"Of course I will, Duck," Kat promised. "Give me fifteen minutes with Daeron, and then Aegon and I will come be your groupies."
Aerion paused. He looked at Kat, his eyes dropping to the floor. He gripped his drumsticks tightly.
A strange, unfamiliar pang of jealousy flared in his chest. Kat was his friend. She was his art teacher. He was the one who had brought her into their lives. But now, she was calling Aemon 'Birdy' and Daeron 'Dove'. She was looking at Daeron's art. She was helping them.
Aerion knew, with a mature clarity, that if Kat was truly going to become their Muña—if his father somehow managed to not ruin everything—Aerion was going to have to share her. He couldn't hoard her all to himself. She belonged to all of them now.
Aerion stepped forward, wrapping his arms tightly around Kat’s waist, burying his face into the soft fabric of her top. It was a quick hug.
"Okay," Aerion mumbled against her stomach. "See you in fifteen minutes."
He pulled away before she could process the sudden affection, sprinting out of the kitchen and down the hallway toward his music room.
Kat stood frozen by the highchair, blinking in surprise. She looked down at Aegon.
"Well, that was incredibly sweet and slightly weird," Kat chuckled softly to the baby. "But let's go play, yeah?"
She scooped Aegon out of the highchair, balancing him on her hip, and walked down the corridor to the living room.
She pushed the doors open. Daeron was already sitting on the rug, his tablet resting on the coffee table.
"Right, let's have some background noise," Kat declared, grabbing the television remote. She didn't put on a documentary or a news channel. She navigated to a streaming service and clicked on an old, familiar episode of Friends, letting the canned laughter and casual, upbeat dialogue fill the quiet room.
Kat dropped onto the floor next to Daeron, settling Aegon between her crossed legs. The baby immediately grabbed a handful of colorful plastic blocks Kat had brought from the kitchen, happily stacking them and knocking them over.
"Okay, show me the masterpiece," Kat encouraged, leaning closer to the twelve-year-old.
Daeron unlocked his tablet, pulling up the digital file. It was a phenomenal stylized, rendering of a flaming skull, utilizing harsh, neon pinks and toxic greens against a pitch-black background.
"Daeron, this is brilliant," Kat breathed, her eyes widening in genuine professional admiration. "The color theory here is fantastic. You managed to make the neon look like it's actually glowing."
"Really?" Daeron asked, his cheeks flushing with unfamiliar pride. His father had only ever praised his grades in mathematics or economics. Nobody had ever looked at his art like this.
"Really," Kat insisted, pointing to the screen. "If you softened the gradient line just a fraction right here on the jaw, it would give it even more depth. But the composition is flawless. You have a serious eye for this, Dove."
For the next forty-five minutes, the two of them were lost in their own world. They discussed shading techniques, digital brushes, and layering. Kat offered constructive advice, validating Daeron’s talent while ensuring he knew exactly how proud she was of his work. Aegon babbled happily on the floor, occasionally throwing a plastic block at the television screen when a character laughed too loudly.
They were so engrossed in the art that they didn't hear the front doors open. They didn't hear the footsteps in the hallway.
Maekar stepped into the doorway of the living room.
He looked exhausted, the relentless, grinding pressure of the Tokyo integration weighing heavily on his broad shoulders.
But as he looked into the room, he froze.
The television was playing a mundane, cheerful sitcom. His youngest son was sitting on the floor, happily playing with blocks, unbothered and content. And sitting right next to him, her bright red hair practically glowing in the warm ambient light, was Kat. She had her arm thrown casually around Daeron’s shoulders, pointing at a digital tablet, while his eldest son smiled brighter than Maekar had seen in years.
For one breathless, heart-stopping microsecond, Maekar completely forgot about the contract. He forgot about the extortionate consulting fee.
He just looked at the scene, and it felt exactly like coming home to a partner. It felt like walking into a life he had desperately craved but given up on. A life filled with color, noise, and effortless affection.
Kat glanced up, catching movement in the doorway out of the corner of her eye.
Her face lit up. "Great, you're home."
Maekar’s heart executed a violent stutter-step against his ribs. The way she said it—so casually, so warmly—sent a hot flush of pleasure straight to his chest.
He offered a soft smile, stepping further into the room.
"I am," Maekar murmured, his deep baritone vibrating with quiet satisfaction.
"Brilliant," Kat announced, slapping her hands against her thighs and pushing herself up off the floor. "That means my shift is officially over."
The illusion shattered instantly. The warmth in Maekar’s chest immediately evaporated, replaced by a panicked drop in his stomach. He had forgotten. Her welcoming him home didn't mean she was staying; it meant she was finally allowed to leave him.
"We'll talk more about the shading layers tomorrow, Dove," Kat smiled down at Daeron. "I'll help you refine the gradient."
"Thanks, Muña," Daeron nodded, engrossed in his tablet, the High Valyrian slipping out naturally.
Kat beamed. "Anything for you, Dove."
She turned back to Maekar, oblivious to the fact that his jaw had just dropped slightly at the repeated use of the maternal title.
"Right, I promised Aerion I would watch him play the drums before I left," Kat informed the billionaire, dusting off her floral skirt. "The boys have eaten. They had homemade pizza. Homework is completed. Aemon is reading. Aegon just needs his bath and his bedtime bottle, and you're sorted for the night."
"You are departing immediately after the musical demonstration?" Maekar asked, his voice tightening slightly as he draped his overcoat over a nearby armchair, desperate to figure out a way to keep her in his house for just a little while longer.
"I am," Kat nodded, walking past him toward the hallway. "I have my own marking to do, Dictionary Boy. Let's go see the prodigy."
Maekar didn't argue. He turned and followed her, matching his long strides to her shorter, booted steps.
They walked in companionable silence down the corridor, the rhythmic, surprisingly coordinated thud of a kick drum and a snare growing louder as they approached the recreational wing.
They pushed the doors open.
Aerion was sitting behind his crimson drum kit. His eyes closed, his tongue poking out the corner of his mouth in intense concentration as he practiced the syncopated beat Mr. Stool had taught him. He was actually keeping a solid tempo.
Kat leaned against the doorframe, her arms crossed, a huge, proud smile on her face. Maekar stood right behind her, his hands clasped behind his back.
Aerion finished the sequence with a loud crash on the cymbal, opening his eyes and panting slightly.
"That was phenomenal, Duck!" Kat cheered, clapping loudly. "Mr. Stool wasn't lying. You have a serious ear for this!"
Aerion beamed, spinning around on his stool. “Thanks, Kat! Did you hear the off-beat? I struggled with it at first, but Dad taught me how to keep time.”
"I heard it. It was incredibly clean," Kat praised. She glanced over her shoulder, looking up at Maekar. "I didn't know you could play the drums."
Maekar raised a eyebrow, his expression stoic. "I cannot. Not really."
"He's lying," Aerion immediately sold his father out, pointing a drumstick at the CEO. "He's really, really good. He played a whole rock song for me on Saturday."
Kat spun fully around, her eyes widening in genuine shock.
"You play the drums?" Kat asked, her voice dripping with disbelief. "Who taught you?"
"No one," Maekar replied smoothly, his tone dismissing the skill entirely. "It is merely mathematics applied to physical coordination. I possess an ear for rhythmic structure."
"Oh, really?" Kat smirked, the competitive Queen of the Gremlins flaring to life. She stepped to the side, gesturing grandly toward the drum kit with an open hand. "Play for me, then."
Maekar froze. "Kat, I am wearing a tailored trousers. I have just returned from the office."
"I don't care if you're wearing a ballgown, Maekar," Kat challenged, her eyes sparkling with wicked dare. "You cannot claim to have an 'ear for rhythmic structure' and then refuse to back it up. Play for me."
Maekar stared at her. He looked at the challenging glint in her eyes. He couldn't say no to her. He lacked the biological capability to refuse a direct challenge from this woman.
With a low, suffering sigh that betrayed his actual willingness, Maekar stepped forward. He rolled the crisp white cuffs of his dress shirt up past his elbows, revealing the thick, corded muscle and the dusting of silver hair on his forearms.
He walked over to the kit. Aerion eagerly hopped off the stool, handing his father the wooden sticks and backing up to stand next to Kat.
Maekar sat down. He adjusted the snare drum slightly, testing the kick pedal with his polished Oxford shoe. He took a deep breath, closing his eyes for a fraction of a second as he centered himself.
"Do you have a request?" Maekar asked, his voice low, rumbling over the toms.
"No," Kat smiled, leaning against the wall. "Surprise me."
Maekar opened his eyes. He didn't look at the drums. He looked directly at Kat.
He raised his right hand.
Thump... Thump-thwack.
It was a slow sensual beat.
Thump... Thump-thwack.
He added the high-hat, layering a crisp, sharp hiss over the thrumming bass. It wasn't a fast punk rock anthem. It was a slow, moody, intoxicating rhythm that seemed to vibrate directly through the floorboards and into the marrow of Kat’s bones.
Kat’s breath caught in her throat. Her eyes widened. She recognized the beat instantly.
It was Do I Wanna Know? by the Arctic Monkeys.
Maekar didn't break eye contact. He played the beat with effortless precision, his forearms flexing with every strike. The rhythm was hypnotic, heavy with unspoken tension, dripping with an undeniable, dark, crawling sensuality that perfectly mirrored the man playing it.
Kat stared at him. She felt a hot inappropriate flush of arousal sweep through her body. She watched the way his jaw clenched, the way his violet eyes burned into hers as he commanded the thumping rhythm.
Without even realizing she was doing it, Kat began to subtly bob her head, her lips silently mouthing the lyrics to herself.
Crawling back to you...
Maekar saw her lips moving. He saw the recognition, the dilated darkness in her mismatched eyes. A slow, incredibly predatory smirk spread across his face as he brought the sequence to a close with a echoing crash of the cymbal.
The room fell silent, the vibration of the bass still humming in the air.
Kat let out a shuddering exhale. She offered a slow impressed clap.
"Color me impressed, Dictionary Boy," Kat breathed, her voice slightly huskier than usual. "I had absolutely no idea you could play like that."
"Neither did I, until Saturday," Maekar admitted smoothly, standing up from the stool and walking back toward her. He stopped just inches away, towering over her.
"It's one of my favorite songs," Kat murmured, looking up at him. "How did you know to play that one?"
"I didn't," Maekar replied, his voice a low, intimate rumble. "It simply seemed... fitting for the atmosphere."
Kat swallowed hard, fighting the desperate urge to grab the collar of his dress shirt and pull his mouth down to hers.
"You should listen to Hozier’s cover of it," Kat whispered, her gaze dropping to his mouth for a fraction of a second before snapping back to his eyes. "It’s acoustic. I find it beautiful. It strips the song down and gives it an entirely new, haunting meaning."
Maekar’s eyes darkened. He stepped a fraction of an inch closer. "I will ensure I listen to it tonight."
"Good," Kat nodded, her heart hammering a frantic rhythm. She tore her eyes away from him, looking back at Aerion, desperate to break the magnetic tension before she did something wildly unprofessional in front of a ten-year-old.
"You did amazing today, Duck," Kat praised, her voice slightly too loud. "You know, maybe you and your dad could do a little lesson together each night. Fifteen minutes before bed. He could teach you the complicated off-beats, and you’ll be a rockstar in no time."
Aerion’s eyes lit up like fireworks. He looked eagerly at his father.
Maekar looked down at his son, the predatory focus melting back into the protective warmth of the father.
"We can accommodate a nightly lesson, Aerion," Maekar agreed softly.
"Yes! Thanks, Dad!" Aerion cheered, practically vibrating with excitement.
"Right. That is my cue," Kat announced, turning toward the door, practically fleeing the room. "I must head home before I collapse. See you tomorrow, boys."
"I will walk you out," Maekar stated, following right on her heels.
They walked down the silent hallways, the tension settling back between them like a electric blanket.
Kat pulled her patchwork winter coat on, now that it was dry.
Maekar opened the front doors, a blast of freezing, snow-filled wind whipping into the foyer.
They stepped out onto the top of the steps. Kat looked down at the driveway, fully expecting to see her black Bentley idling where she had left it.
Instead, she saw a bizarre sight.
Standing in the ankle-deep snow, ignoring the freezing temperatures, was Baelor. The Shadow Minister had discarded his overcoat. He was standing directly next to the driver's side door of the Bentley. He had a white silk handkerchief in his hand, and he was currently, gently, almost reverently buffing a tiny smudge off the chrome housing of the supercharger.
And he was whispering to the car.
"You are a magnificent machine," Baelor was murmuring softly to the grill, his voice thick with tragic affection. "You deserve a climate-controlled vault. You deserve to be cherished. I would treat you like a queen."
Kat froze on the top step. She stared at the politician, her jaw dropping.
"Why," Kat whispered, pointing a finger at the driveway, "is your older brother currently touching up my car and whispering sweet nothings into the supercharger?"
Maekar let out a deeply suffering sigh, pinching the bridge of his nose. "I genuinely do not know, Kat. His automotive obsession frequently overrides his political dignity."
Kat tried to hold it in. She really did. But the sight of the polished, elite politician treating her greasy, loud car like a delicate lover was too much.
She burst into laughter, quickly turning and burying her face directly into Maekar’s chest, pressing her forehead against his crisp shirt to muffle the hysterical snorts escaping her lips.
Maekar went rigid. He didn't push her away. He tentatively rested his hand on her back, feeling her shoulders shake with laughter against him.
He cleared his throat. Loudly.
Baelor jumped as if he had been shot. He spun around, the silk handkerchief dropping into the snow, looking exactly like a teenager who had just been caught with his hand in the cookie jar.
"Maekar!" Baelor stammered, his face flushing a horrified crimson. "Katherine! I was simply... evaluating the structural integrity of the suspension leaf springs!"
Kat pulled back from Maekar’s chest, wiping a tear of mirth from her eye. She walked down the steps.
"Relax, Baelor," Kat chuckled, entirely amused. "Listen, while I am here for the ten days covering the Tokyo deployment... I'll take you for a drive in it, if you want. We can hit the motorway. Show you what the supercharger can actually do."
Baelor’s eyes widened. He looked as though she had just offered him the Crown Jewels.
"You... you would allow me to ride in the passenger seat?" Baelor breathed, awestruck. "At speed?"
"Sure," Kat winked. "As long as you promise not to cry when it rains."
Baelor beamed, a massive smile breaking across his face. "I accept the terms. Thank you, Kat."
Kat nodded, walking toward the driver's side door. She reached into the deep pocket of her coat to grab her keys.
Her hand met empty fabric.
Kat frowned. She checked the other pocket. Empty.
"Hold on," Kat muttered, pulling her tote bag off her shoulder and dropping it onto the snowy hood of the Bentley. She began digging frantically through the art supplies, the grading pens, and the spare nappies.
Maekar walked down the steps, his brow furrowing. "Is there a problem?"
"I can't find my keys," Kat grumbled, dumping half the contents of her bag onto the hood. "I know I had them. I unlocked the front door when we got here."
Maekar stepped closer. "Allow me to assist you. We will retrace your steps."
For the next agonizing hour, Kat, Maekar, and Baelor tore the ground floor of the estate apart. They checked the kitchen island. They checked the sofa cushions in the living room. They checked the music room. The keys had seemingly vanished into thin air.
Kat stood in the center of the foyer, rubbing her temples in exhausted confusion.
"This is impossible," Kat sighed. "Keys do not just grow legs and walk away. Unless..."
She paused, a sudden suspicious thought crossing her mind. She looked up the staircase, toward the boys' rooms. Daeron and Aerion were exceptionally clever, and they had been incredibly eager for her to stay.
But she couldn't prove it.
"It's fine," Kat finally relented, letting her shoulders drop. "I have a spare set at the flat, and Markl has a set for emergencies. I’ll just call a taxi tonight, and I’ll get taxi to run me back here first thing in the morning so I can pick the car up."
"Absolutely not," Maekar stated instantly. He stepped forward, rejecting the plan.
Kat frowned. "Maekar, it’s fine. I'm not walking. I'll get a cab."
"You are not taking a public taxi across the city in the middle of a blizzard, Katherine," Maekar argued, gesturing to the swirling white storm raging outside the windows. "The roads are treacherous. Furthermore, it is an inefficient waste of your time and energy to travel back and forth. You will remain here for the night."
"Stay the night?" Kat blinked, her heart executing a sudden, violent stutter-step. "Maekar, I don't have anything with me. I don't have a toothbrush. I don't have clothes."
"We possess an abundance of unused toothbrushes in the guest wing," Maekar countered flawlessly, utilizing his corporate logic. "And I will personally drive you to your flat first thing in the morning so you may retrieve your necessary garments and adequately prepare for the school day."
Before Kat could formulate a rebuttal, the sound of footsteps echoed on the landing above.
Daeron, Aemon, and Aerion had crept out of their rooms, eavesdropping on the conversation.
"Yay! Sleepover!" Aerion cheered loudly, pumping his fist in the air.
"You can stay in the room next to ours, Kat!" Daeron added eagerly, looking innocent, though the faint, triumphant smirk on his face practically confirmed he had swallowed the Bentley keys whole.
Kat looked at the three boys. She looked back at Maekar, who was staring at her with determination that made it blindingly clear he was not going to let her walk out the front door.
Kat let out a defeated sigh. She was surrounded.
"Fine," Kat grumbled, pointing a warning finger at Maekar. "But I am not wearing your ex-wife's clothes again. Wearing that beige tragedy for one day was fine, but I draw the line at a second day. I will lose my mind."
"Understood," Maekar smirked, a victorious gleam in his eyes. "I will procure alternative sleepwear for you. Follow me."
Kat rolled her eyes, turning to the boys on the stairs. "Go to bed, gremlins! I'll see you in the morning."
She followed Maekar up the staircase, bypassing the guest wing and heading straight toward his master suite.
He pushed the doors open, turning on the dim, warm amber table lamps.
"Wait here," Maekar instructed, walking past his king-sized bed and heading into his walk-in closet.
Kat stood awkwardly near the stone fireplace, wrapping her arms around herself. The intimacy of being inside his private sanctuary was making her hyper-aware of every single breath she took.
A moment later, Maekar emerged from the closet. He was holding a pair of incredibly soft, dark grey cotton sleep pants, and a faded, ridiculously oversized shirt.
He handed them to her.
"These are mine," Maekar offered quietly, his voice dropping into a low, rough register. "They will be too large for you, but they are clean, and they are not beige."
Kat took the clothes. Her fingers brushed against his, sending a sharp spark of static electricity shooting up her arm.
"Thanks," Kat whispered, her voice barely audible. She turned quickly, practically fleeing into the master en-suite bathroom to change.
She locked the door, leaning her back against the cold marble wall, taking a deep breath. She stripped off, pulling the oversized sleep pants on, rolling the waistband three times so they didn't fall off her hips. She pulled the shirt over her head.
It was huge. The hem fell halfway down her thighs, and the sleeves hung past her fingertips. But it was obscenely soft, and it smelled exactly like him—cedar, spice, and raw masculinity.
She rolled the sleeves up into bulky cuffs. She unlocked the door and stepped back out into the bedroom.
Maekar had not been idle while she was changing.
He had removed his white dress shirt.
Kat froze dead in her tracks, letting out a soft involuntary gasp.
She knew he was muscled. She had felt the immovable strength of his chest when she had fallen asleep on him the night before. But feeling it through a t-shirt was entirely different from seeing it.
Maekar Targaryen was built like a gladiator. His broad shoulders sloped down into a powerfully corded chest, his abdomen defined by sharp, flawless ridges of muscle that tapered down into a devastating V-shape, disappearing beneath the waistband of the grey sweatpants he had just pulled on. The flickering firelight caught the faint, silver scars scattered across his ribs, painting him in a wash of golden light.
He was, without a shadow of a doubt, the most beautiful man she had ever seen.
Maekar heard her gasp. He turned around, pulling a fresh, fitted black t-shirt over his head, effectively covering the display, though the dark fabric clung tightly to his chest.
He looked at her. He saw her standing near the bathroom door, swimming in his clothes, her fiery red hair clashing with the shirt.
He took a deliberate step toward her. The corporate Ice Dragon was gone, replaced by something far more dangerous, and far more hungry.
"The collar is twisted," Maekar murmured, his voice a low, gravelly purr as he closed the distance between them.
He didn't wait for permission. He reached out, his warm hands gently grasping the collar of the shirt she was wearing. He carefully folded the fabric back, his knuckles brushing lightly against the sensitive skin of her neck and collarbone.
Kat stopped breathing. Her eyes stared up at him, wide and dilated. She could feel the radiating heat rolling off his frame, wrapping around her.
"Better," Maekar whispered, his gaze dropping from her collarbone to her lips.
"Yeah," Kat breathed, the word slipping out on a trembling sigh.
Maekar’s hand didn't drop from her collar. He slowly slid his fingers up, tracing the line of her jaw, his thumb gently brushing across her cheekbone. The tension in the room was thick and heavy with undeniable intent.
He leaned down. His eyes fluttered shut, his face tilting, closing the final inch between them. Kat leaned up on her tiptoes, her own eyes closing, surrendering to the magnetic pull.
Knock. Knock.
"Maekar?"
The obnoxious, aristocratic voice of Baelor echoed through the door of the bedroom, shattering the silence like a dropped plate.
Maekar froze, his lips hovering a millimeter above Kat’s. He let out a low, homicidal growl deep in his chest.
Kat jerked backward, stumbling slightly over the overly long hem of the sleep pants, her face burning a furious shade of red.
Maekar closed his eyes, taking a breath, forcing the feral desire back down. He turned, stalking over to the bedroom door and yanking it open.
Baelor was standing in the hallway, looking unfazed. "Apologies for the interruption. I was simply inquiring as to the culinary situation. What is there to eat? I am starving."
Kat, desperate to dissipate the thick sexual tension, hurried forward, peeking out from behind Maekar’s broad back.
"The chef left leftover pizza for the boys," Kat stammered quickly, smoothing her hands down the front of the oversized shirt. "Your and Maekar’s meals—the seared salmon—are still in the warming oven."
Baelor wrinkled his nose in immediate distaste. "Seared salmon. At nine o'clock at night. How depressing."
Baelor looked between his furious brother and the blushing art teacher, a slow smirk crossing his face. He knew exactly what he had just interrupted.
"Why don't I order a pizza for the three of us?" Baelor suggested casually, leaning against the doorframe. "We can consume it in the living room, and perhaps enjoy a strong drink once the boys and the infant are asleep."
"Sure," Kat agreed rapidly, eager for an excuse to escape the bedroom. "That sounds great. I’ll go put Aegon to bed now. He’s probably exhausted."
She slipped past Maekar, practically fleeing down the hallway toward the living room where Aegon was currently playing with Aemon.
Maekar stepped out of the bedroom, closing the door behind him. He glared at his older brother with an expression of murder.
"I despise you," Maekar growled softly.
Baelor simply grinned, clapping his brother on the shoulder. "You are welcome, little brother. I am saving you from rushing the objective. Now, go assist your domestic anarchist with the bath. I shall order the stuffed crust."
Baelor strolled away toward his study, leaving Maekar to follow Kat’s path.
Ten minutes later, the nursery bathroom had been transformed into a waterpark.
Kat was kneeling by the edge of the tub, her sleeves rolled up past her elbows, actively blowing a mountain of sudsy bubbles directly into Aegon’s face. The boy shrieked with laughter, slapping his hands against the water, sending a wave of soapy water directly onto the front of Maekar’s black t-shirt.
Maekar, who was kneeling on the opposite side of the tub, didn't flinch. He didn't yell. He simply reached forward with a wet washcloth, gently wiping the bubbles from his son's forehead, a soft smile playing on his lips.
Down the hallway, Daeron, Aemon, and Aerion quietly crept to the edge of the open bathroom door. They peeked their heads around the frame, watching the scene unfold.
They saw their father kneeling on the wet floor, soaked, smiling as the art teacher and baby practically drowned him in bubbles. They saw the easy teamwork between the two adults as they managed the baby.
Daeron caught Aerion’s eye, offering a silent, triumphant nod. They didn't need a complex strategic plan. The Ice Dragon was already conquered.
When Aegon’s fingers began to prune, Maekar lifted the slippery, giggling boy from the tub, wrapping him tightly in a fluffy white towel.
"Right, I will secure his evening bottle," Maekar announced, handing the bundled baby to Kat. "I will meet you in the nursery."
"Okay," Kat smiled, holding the warm, clean-smelling baby against her shoulder.
She carried Aegon through the door to the amber-lit nursery. She quickly dried him off, wrestled him into a fresh nappy, and pulled a soft, forest-green onesie over his limbs, zipping him up securely.
A moment later, Maekar entered the room, holding a warm bottle of milk.
He walked over to the rocking chair in the corner of the room. He sat down, his long legs stretching out across the carpet.
He looked up at Kat, holding the bottle out. "Come here."
Kat, her sense of humor overriding the intense romantic tension of the evening, decided to be annoying. Instead of simply taking the bottle from his hand, she walked over, turned around, and mockingly attempted to drop herself directly backward onto his lap, intending to sit on his knee like a giant child.
She expected him to push her off. She expected him to roll his eyes and tell her to behave.
Maekar didn't push her.
As her weight settled onto his thighs, Maekar’s arms instinctively wrapped around her waist, pulling her flush against his solid chest, securing her in his lap.
Kat froze, her heart leaping into her throat. She looked over her shoulder at him, her eyes wide with shock.
"I was joking," Kat whispered, suddenly feeling incredibly small and overwhelmed by the protective strength of his hold.
Maekar didn't let go. He looked down at her, his eyes dark and unapologetic. He shifted his grip, handing her the warm bottle of milk.
"Aegon is comfortable," Maekar rumbled smoothly, a faint smirk touching his lips. "It is fine. Feed him."
Kat rolled her eyes, though a hot, helpless flush was burning her cheeks. She didn't try to stand up. She simply shifted her weight, turning sideways in his lap so her legs draped over the armrest of the rocking chair, resting her back comfortably against his broad chest.
She adjusted Aegon in her arms, bringing the bottle to the sleepy baby's lips.
Maekar slowly lifted his feet, initiating a gentle, steady, hypnotic rocking motion. He wrapped his right arm securely around Kat’s waist to keep her steady, his left hand reaching up to gently rest against the side of Aegon’s small, silver head.
The nursery was silent, save for the soft, rhythmic squeak of the rocking chair and the quiet, contented sounds of the baby drinking his milk.
Kat leaned her head back, resting it against Maekar’s shoulder. She melted into his radiating heat, feeling the steady, powerful beat of his heart against her spine.
Out in the hallway, hiding in the shadows, Baelor, Daeron, and Aerion were peering silently through the crack in the door hinges.
Baelor stared at the scene, the breath physically leaving his lungs.
It was the most tender, beautiful thing he had ever witnessed in this imposing house. His brother sitting in a rocking chair, holding the vibrant woman on his lap, while she fed his son. They looked so undeniably right together that it made Baelor’s own heart ache with a tragic longing for the marriage he had never had.
Baelor reached out, gently placing his hands on Daeron and Aerion’s shoulders. He didn't speak. He simply shook his head, pulling them silently away from the door, leaving the three of them to their private peace.
Daeron didn't complain. He had already snapped three perfect photographs on his phone. The blackmail material was secure.
Inside the nursery, Aegon’s eyes began to droop, the warm milk and the steady rocking pulling him into exhaustion.
Maekar, feeling the baby slip toward sleep, didn't rely on silence.
He leaned his head down, resting his cheek gently against the top of Kat’s head. His deep, rumbling baritone filled the quiet room, softly singing the ancient, vibrating notes of the Valyrian lullaby.
Kat closed her eyes, a single, unexpected tear slipping down her cheek as she listened to the raw devotion in his voice. She let herself sink into his embrace, surrendering to the safety he offered.
Maekar held them both tightly in the dark, the warmth of the woman in his arms banishing the winter chill. He closed his eyes, listening to her soft, steady breaths, overwhelmed by a single truth.
He wished he could stay in this exact moment, locked in this rocking chair, for the rest of his life.
Notes:
Thank you for reading 🖤
Genuine question — do you want me to go back to full day chaos, or are we vibing with the time skips?
Chapter 28: Chapter Twenty-Eight : A Ghost of a Kiss
Summary:
In which Baelor suffers a Truffle Trauma, and the Targaryen boys initiate a propaganda campaign.
Song recommendation for this chapter -
Do I Wanna Know – Hozier
As The World Falls Down – David Bowie
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
The nursery was bathed in the soft, warm amber glow of a single table lamp. The storm continued to rage outside the frosted windowpanes, the wind howling against the stone walls of the estate, but inside, the air was still with an impossible, tranquil intimacy.
Maekar sat in the rocking chair, his long legs stretched out, his arms wrapped securely around the fiery-haired woman and the sleeping infant resting against his chest. He had stopped singing the Valyrian lullaby minutes ago, but the low, rhythmic vibration of the melody still seemed to hum in the marrow of his bones.
Aegon was entirely dead to the world. The baby’s breathing was slow, even, and deep, his tiny fists curled loosely against the soft fabric of Kat’s oversized shirt.
Kat let out a content sigh. She didn't want to move. She wanted to stay curled against the radiating, furnace-like heat of the man for the rest of the night. But the weight of the sleeping baby on her chest was beginning to make her arm fall asleep.
"He's out," Kat whispered, her voice barely a breath against Maekar’s collarbone.
Maekar didn't immediately let her go. He allowed himself three more seconds of selfish indulgence, his hand resting warmly against the curve of her waist, before he slowly, reluctantly loosened his grip.
"Allow me," Maekar murmured, his deep voice a velvet rumble in the quiet room.
He moved with a surprising, fluid grace for a man of his size. He gently slid his hands beneath Aegon, taking the full, dead weight of the sleeping boy from Kat’s arms without jostling the boy. Kat stood up from his lap, her legs slightly stiff from the awkward angle, and watched as Maekar leaned over the crib, lowering his son onto the mattress.
He pulled the stormy sea-colored blanket over Aegon’s shoulders, his hand resting on the baby's back for one final second.
Kat walked over to the dresser, picking up the portable baby monitor and clipping it to the waistband of the oversized grey sleep pants she was wearing. She looked up at Maekar as he turned away from the crib. The soft amber light caught the silver in his hair, highlighting the handsome angles of his face.
He looked at her, his eyes dark and focused. The charged, magnetic tension that had nearly resulted in a kiss in his bedroom was creeping back into the air.
Kat cleared her throat softly, breaking the spell before she did something stupid. "Right. The baby is down. Let's go wrangle the older gremlins."
Maekar nodded, a faint, knowing smirk touching the corners of his lips. He gestured toward the door, allowing her to lead the way.
They walked quietly down the hallway, heading toward the where the older boys' bedrooms were located. They didn't need to guess which room the boys were congregating in; the muffled, high-octane sounds of digitized engines revving and tires squealing echoed from behind Daeron’s closed door.
Kat pushed the door open without knocking.
The room was a mess of pre-teen boys. Daeron, Aemon and Aerion were all sprawled across the floor and the bed, engrossed in a violent, multi-player racing simulation on the television screen. Empty crisp packets and discarded jumpers littered the carpet.
"Right, listen up, gentlemen," Kat announced, leaning against the doorframe, crossing her arms over the shirt. "You have exactly one hour left on the clock. Finish your grand prix, brush your teeth, and then it is lights out."
The three boys instantly paused the game. Three heads snapped toward the doorway, their expressions a synchronized portrait of confusion.
"Lights out?" Daeron repeated, as if Kat had just spoken to him in ancient Greek. "In an hour? But it's barely half-past nine."
"Yes, and in an hour it will be half-past ten, which is a perfectly reasonable time for growing boys to be unconscious," Kat replied smoothly.
Aerion frowned, looking at his father, who was standing like a towering monolith right behind Kat. "Dad doesn't give us a bedtime," Aerion pointed out, betraying his father's lack of domestic structure. "He just trusts us to go to bed at a good time. He says regulating our own sleep cycles builds independence."
Kat raised a highly skeptical eyebrow. She didn't turn around, but she tilted her head back slightly toward Maekar. "Is that so? And what time do you gremlins consider a 'good time'?"
"Like... twelve?" Daeron offered innocently, shrugging his shoulders. "Sometimes one in the morning, if we're playing a tournament."
Kat let out a loud, incredulous bark of laughter. "Twelve?! Absolutely not. No wonder you lot look like a pack of Victorian ghost children by Friday afternoon. Lights out at ten o'clock at the absolute latest. And if I find out you're awake past that, I will know, and tomorrow the curfew drops to nine o'clock! Do not test me."
The boys were horrified. A ten o'clock bedtime was a catastrophic infringement on their civil liberties.
They immediately looked past Kat, fixing their pleading, desperate eyes directly onto their father. Save us, their expressions screamed. You are the CEO! Assert your dominance! Override the teacher!
Maekar looked at his three panicked sons. He looked at the small fiery-haired woman standing in front of him, actively enforcing boundaries and ensuring his children actually got the rest they desperately needed.
Maekar didn't hesitate for a microsecond. He unapologetically threw his children directly under the bus.
Maekar offered a casual, unbothered shrug of his broad shoulders.
"Listen to Kat," Maekar rumbled, his tone leaving zero room for negotiation.
The boys' jaws dropped. The betrayal was absolute. The patriarch had fallen.
"Have fun, gremlins," Kat grinned, entirely victorious. "If you need us, we'll be downstairs. Do not make me come back up here."
"Goodnight, Muña. Goodnight, Dad," Daeron muttered miserably, picking up his game controller as the others echoed the defeated sentiment.
Kat pulled the door shut, leaving the boys to their final hour of digital racing.
She turned to Maekar as they walked back toward the grand staircase. "Twelve o'clock? Really? You just let them stay up until midnight?"
"I assumed their biological clocks would naturally regulate," Maekar defended smoothly, though the faint twitch of his lips betrayed his amusement. "Clearly, my operational oversight was lacking."
"You're a disaster, Dictionary Boy," Kat chuckled, leading the way downstairs.
They descended into the grand foyer and headed toward the living room, the flickering light of the stone fireplace casting dancing shadows against the walls.
Baelor was sitting in his leather armchair, looking significantly more relaxed than he had when he arrived. He was typing rapidly on his phone, likely managing the fallout of his missed political engagements.
He looked up as Kat and Maekar entered the room.
"The pizza delivery is approximately five minutes out," Baelor announced, slipping his phone into his pocket. He frowned, looking between his brother and the art teacher. "What took you so long? Securing the infant usually takes Maekar less than ten minutes."
"We were enjoying cuddling him," Kat answered honestly, walking over to the plush sectional sofa and dropping onto the cushions. She pulled her legs up underneath her, adjusting the hem of Maekar’s shirt. "He is adorable when he sleeps. He looks like a tiny, peaceful marshmallow."
Baelor froze.
He looked at Kat, who was casually admitting to engaging in a prolonged, domestic cuddle session with his brother. Then, he looked at Maekar.
Baelor gave Maekar a look of such, bewildered, what-the-fuck-is-happening intensity that it practically vibrated.
Maekar ignored his brother's staring. He walked over to the sofa, sitting down on the cushion adjacent to Kat’s, leaving a respectable, but still incredibly intimate, distance between them.
"What pizza did you order?" Maekar asked, his tone flat, swiftly changing the subject.
Baelor, still recovering from the image of his brother cuddling, cleared his throat and adjusted his cuffs.
"I utilized an exclusive, artisanal delivery service from the culinary district," Baelor explained, his aristocratic pride returning. "I ordered a charcoal-infused flatbread, topped with smoked quail eggs, shaved black truffles, and a reduction of aged balsamic and gorgonzola."
Kat stared at the Shadow Minister. Her nose wrinkled in immediate, visceral disgust. She actually let out a very audible, dramatic gagging sound.
"Yeah, absolutely not," Kat declared, standing up from the sofa so fast she nearly tripped over the sleep pants. "That sounds like a pretentious crime against pizza. I am not eating a charcoal flatbread that smells like dirty feet."
"It is a delicacy, Kat!" Baelor protested indignantly.
"It’s a tragedy," Kat corrected, walking past him. "You enjoy your quail eggs, Baelor. I am going to go raid the kitchen for actual, edible human food."
She marched out of the living room, heading down the hallway toward the kitchen.
Maekar didn't hesitate. He stood up from the sofa and immediately followed her, his long strides easily catching up to her smaller frame.
Baelor watched his brother follow Kat like a thoroughly domesticated puppy. The politician simply shook his head, leaning back in his armchair to wait for his truffles.
In the kitchen, Kat was tearing through the walk-in pantry.
"This is abysmal," Kat muttered, pushing aside jars of imported caviar, vacuum-sealed truffles, and organic, unsalted kale chips. "Do you literally own nothing that contains monosodium glutamate? Where are the crisps? Where are the pretzels? It's like a medical facility in here."
Maekar stood leaning against the island, his arms crossed over his chest, watching her dig through his pantry with an expression of quiet amusement.
"I prioritize nutritional optimization, Kat," Maekar noted dryly. "Refined sugars and processed starches are inefficient fuel sources."
"They are the fuel sources of joy, Maekar," Kat argued, finally unearthing a hidden, dusty bag of salted pretzels from the very back of the bottom shelf. "Aha! Victory!"
She emerged from the pantry, clutching the bag of pretzels and a box of generic, slightly stale butter biscuits she had found hiding behind a row of protein powder.
"Your snack selection is shit," Kat informed him bluntly, dumping the bags onto the island.
Maekar didn't bristle at the insult. He simply tilted his head, his eyes tracking her movements.
"If you find the current inventory lacking, provide me with an itemized list," Maekar offered smoothly. "I will have Thomas procure the necessary... joy-inducing starches for tomorrow evening, since you will be occupying the premises."
Kat paused, opening the bag of pretzels. She looked at him, a genuine smile breaking through her mock-frustration. "You'll actually buy junk food?"
"If it keeps my Consulting Domestic Anarchist from threatening to quit, yes," Maekar replied, a faint, teasing smirk touching his lips.
"Careful, Dictionary Boy. I’ll send you a list a mile long. I want Wotsits. I want chocolate digestives. I want those terrible, sour gummy worms that strip the enamel off your teeth," Kat listed, popping a pretzel into her mouth.
"Send the list," Maekar commanded softly, stepping forward and reaching into the bag to retrieve a pretzel for himself. "It shall be done."
Kat smiled, grabbing the snacks and a few bottles of water from the fridge. "Come on. Let's go watch the Shadow Minister eat his charcoal."
They returned to the living room just as a bewildered, snow-covered delivery driver was being escorted out by estate security. Baelor was sitting at the coffee table, opening a cardboard box that revealed a flatbread that looked genuinely burnt and smelled aggressively of pungent cheese.
Kat sat down on the sofa, pulling her legs up and ripping the box of butter biscuits open.
"Right, background noise," Kat announced, grabbing the television remote.
She didn't put on a movie. She navigated through the streaming menus and intentionally selected the most trashy, mindless reality television dating show she could find. The screen flared to life with neon colors, dramatic music, and incredibly attractive, deeply unintelligent people screaming at one another on a beach.
Baelor, taking a delicate bite of his truffle flatbread, stared at the television screen in horror.
"Kat," Baelor asked, genuinely perplexed, "what is this? Why are those individuals sobbing over a protein shake?"
"It’s called culture, Baelor," Kat explained around a mouthful of biscuit. "She is crying because Chad betrayed her by sharing his protein shake with Britney during the immunity challenge. It’s deeply complex psychological warfare."
Baelor frowned, entirely invested despite himself. "But Chad explicitly stated he was loyal to the primary alliance."
"Chad is a liar, Baelor," Kat said seriously. "Never trust a man named Chad who wears that much fake tanner."
For the next half hour, the living room was filled with the sounds of dramatic reality TV betrayals and the crunching of snacks.
Baelor asked a relentless stream of increasingly complex questions about the social dynamics of the reality show, attempting to analyze the contestants' behavior as if they were members of Parliament. Kat answered every single question with deadpan seriousness, breaking down the tactical blunders of the beach-dwelling singles.
Maekar didn't say a word.
He sat on the sofa next to Kat, an open bag of pretzels resting on his lap, ignoring the television screen.
He was watching Kat.
He watched the way the flickering firelight caught her vibrant red hair. He watched the animated, expressive way her hands moved as she passionately defended a reality TV star's decision to throw a drink in someone's face. He watched the way her lips curved around her genuine, uninhibited laughter.
He had spent his entire life surrounded by the most beautiful, polished, elite women in the world. But looking at this woman, wearing his shirt, chewing on a stale biscuit, and debating reality television... he had never been more helplessly captivated.
She wasn't just beautiful. She was alive. She brought a chaotic, vibrant, pulsing heartbeat into a house that had been dead for over a decade.
When the reality show episode finally ended in a dramatic, cliffhanger elimination, Kat let out a satisfied sigh, tossing the empty biscuit box onto the coffee table.
"Well, that was emotionally draining," Kat announced, leaning back against the plush cushions.
Maekar looked at her, his eyes heavy with a sudden, intense decision.
"Put on the song," Maekar commanded softly, his deep voice cutting through the ambient noise of the television credits.
Kat blinked, looking over at him. "The song?"
"The acoustic cover," Maekar clarified, his gaze locking onto hers. "The one you recommended this afternoon. I wish to hear it."
"Okay," Kat murmured, her voice slightly breathless. She reached for her phone, connecting it to the high-end, integrated surround-sound speakers built into the living room walls.
Baelor, sensing a distinct, heavy shift in the atmospheric pressure of the room, discreetly wiped his mouth with a napkin and stood up.
"I am going to the study to procure an actual drink," Baelor announced smoothly, gesturing vaguely toward the hallway. "Scotch for you, Maekar? Kat, a gin and tonic?"
"No, whiskey if you have it," Kat muttered, not looking away from her phone screen.
Baelor slipped quietly out of the room, leaving the two of them alone in the dim, firelit space.
Kat found the track. She hit play.
The upbeat pop music of the television faded into the background as the speakers hummed to life.
It didn't start with drums. It started with the slow, haunting, echoing pluck of a solitary acoustic guitar. A second later, Hozier’s deep, resonant, incredibly soulful voice bled into the room, raw and stripped of all the heavy production of the original track.
Have you got color in your cheeks?
Do you ever get that fear that you can't shift...
The music was dark, bluesy, and dripping with an agonizing, desperate kind of longing that completely saturated the air in the living room.
Maekar didn't stay seated on the sofa.
He stood up. He walked slowly around the coffee table until he was standing directly in front of her, towering over her seated form. The firelight cast long, dramatic shadows across the sharp angles of his face.
He looked down at her. He didn't speak. He simply offered her his hand.
Kat stared at his outstretched palm. Her heart was hammering a frantic rhythm against her ribs. She knew what taking his hand meant. It meant stepping over the final, remaining boundary she had fought so hard to establish. It meant accepting that the professional contract was hopelessly compromised.
But as she looked up into his eyes—eyes that were stripped of the Ice Dragon, looking at her with undeniable hunger—she realized she didn't care.
Kat placed her small hand into his.
Maekar’s fingers closed around hers, strong and secure. He gently pulled her up from the sofa.
Kat stood before him in her stocking feet. She was wearing his clothes. The shirt hung loosely around her frame, the soft fabric brushing against his dark grey sweatpants.
Maekar didn't pull her into a formal waltz. He simply lifted his free hand, resting it firmly against the curve of her waist. Kat naturally, instinctively stepped closer, sliding her free arm up to rest lightly over his broad shoulder, her hand resting against the nape of his neck, her fingers tangling slightly in the soft hairs at the base of his silver mane.
They began to sway.
It was a slow, hypnotic, almost entirely stationary dance. They barely moved their feet. They just swayed together in the warm amber light, anchored to one another's gravity.
Crawling back to you...
Ever thought of calling when you've had a few?
Hozier’s haunting vocals filled the room, the acoustic guitar vibrating through the floorboards.
Maekar’s hand flexed gently against her waist, pulling her a fraction of an inch closer until her chest was brushing against his. The overwhelming, furnace-like heat radiating from his body enveloped her. Kat closed her eyes, letting her head drop slightly, resting her forehead against the solid line of his collarbone.
Maekar rested his cheek against the top of her red hair. He closed his eyes, inhaling the sweet, intoxicating scent of her perfume and the lingering, sharp scent of his own cedar soap on the shirt she wore.
He was entirely lost. He didn't care about the Tokyo integration. He didn't care about the Blood Wyvern. In this exact moment, the only thing that mattered in the entire universe was the beautiful woman swaying in his arms.
In the hallway, standing perfectly still in the shadows of the open double doors, Baelor held three crystal glasses of liquor.
He didn't step into the room. He stayed hidden in the dark.
He watched his brother—a man who had spent the last decade entombed in ice, a man who had actively pushed away every single attempt at human connection—holding the art teacher with a reverence that bordered on the holy.
Baelor smiled, a soft expression of relief. He silently reached into his pocket with his free hand, pulling out his phone. He didn't use the flash. He simply hit record, capturing tweney seconds of the quiet romantic sway in the firelight.
Baelor ended the recording, slipped his phone back into his pocket, and silently backed away down the hallway, taking the drinks with him. They didn't need them.
Inside the living room, the acoustic track slowly faded out.
The streaming algorithm didn't pause. It automatically transitioned to the next song in the generated playlist.
A soft, ethereal, recognizable synthesizer chord filled the room, followed by the slow, rhythmic beat of a drum machine. The haunting, magical bassline of David Bowie’s As The World Falls Down from the Labyrinth soundtrack began to play.
Kat let out a soft, breathy sigh against Maekar’s chest, recognizing the song instantly.
She didn't pull away. She lifted her head, looking up into his eyes.
There's such a fooled heart...
Beatin' so fast...
Kat began to sing. She didn't belt it out. She sang in a soft, quiet whisper, the lyrics meant entirely for him.
But I'll be there for you...
As the world falls down...
Maekar stared down at her. The dim firelight caught the brown and purple of her eyes, but he didn't care about the color. He saw the beautiful soul shining beneath them. He felt the soft, rhythmic brush of her thumb against the nape of his neck.
He looked like a man whose entire world had suddenly shrunk to the radius of his own arms.
As the world falls down...
Makes no sense at all...
Kat’s whispered singing faded into a breathless silence as the music swelled around them.
Maekar stopped swaying. He stood perfectly still.
His hand slid slowly from her waist, moving upward, his large palm coming to rest gently against her cheek. His thumb brushed softly over the high arch of her cheekbone.
Kat stopped breathing. Her mismatched eyes widened, locking onto his violet gaze.
The tension in the room was no longer just magnetic; it was explosive.
Maekar leaned down. His gaze dropped from her eyes to her parted lips. He moved slowly, intentionally, giving her every opportunity to pull away, every opportunity to reinstate the professional boundary.
Kat didn't move. Her hands tightened convulsively in the fabric of his black t-shirt. She tilted her face up, her eyelids fluttering shut in surrender, her lips parting slightly in anticipation of the impact.
He was millimeters away. She could feel the warm, ragged brush of his breath against her mouth. The agonizing anticipation sent a violent, liquid jolt of heat straight to her core.
Their lips brushed. A fleeting, electric ghost of a touch.
"WAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
The sharp, shrill ear-piercing scream of a one-year-old completely shattered the quiet ambiance of the living room, blasting at maximum volume from the baby monitor clipped to the waistband of Kat’s sleep pants.
Kat gasped, her eyes flying open. She jerked backward as if she had been physically struck by lightning, nearly stumbling over her own feet in her haste to put distance between them.
Maekar froze.
He stood in the center of the rug, his hand still suspended in the air where her cheek had been just a microsecond before.
"Aegon," Kat stammered, her voice an octave higher than usual, her face burning a furious shade of crimson. She fumbled with the monitor, turning the volume down slightly. "He's... he's crying. He must have woken up."
"Kat," Maekar whispered, his voice incredibly strained, agonizing frustration practically radiating from his frame.
"I have to go," Kat said rapidly, avoiding his eyes by the shattered intimacy of the moment. "I'll... I'll go settle him. I'll be right back."
She turned and practically bolted from the living room, fleeing toward the stairs as fast as her feet would carry her.
Maekar stood alone in the firelight.
David Bowie continued to croon softly from the speakers, mocking him with romantic synth-pop.
Maekar let out a heavy suffering groan. He dropped his head forward, burying his face in both of his large hands.
Will I ever, Maekar thought, a sense of tragedy washing over him, in the history of my entire existence, ever be permitted to kiss this woman without a biological interruption?
It took exactly seven minutes.
Maekar had retreated to the sofa. He was sitting rigidly on the far cushion, his elbows resting on his knees, his hands clasped tightly in front of his face, staring blindly at the television screen.
The doors opened quietly.
Kat slipped back into the living room. The confidence was gone, replaced by a incredibly awkward hesitation. She stood near the edge of the rug, rubbing her arm nervously.
"He's settled," Kat announced softly, breaking the heavy silence. "Just a bad dream, I think. He took a few sips of water and went right back to sleep."
"That is good," Maekar replied, his voice a gravelly rumble. He didn't look at her. He couldn't trust his own restraint if he looked at her right now.
The atmosphere in the room, which had been thick with sensual romance just ten minutes prior, was now painfully awkward.
Kat walked slowly over to the sofa. She didn't sit next to him. She dropped onto the cushions on the opposite end of the sofa, pulling her knees up to her chest and wrapping her arms around them.
They sat in silence for two long minutes, staring at the television.
"Do you... wanna watch a movie?" Kat finally asked, unable to bear the quiet any longer.
Maekar lifted his head, turning to look at her. He saw the distance she had placed between them. He saw the nervous flush still lingering on her cheeks.
"Sure," Maekar agreed softly.
Kat picked up the remote and tossed it across the cushions to him. "You pick. I picked the reality trash."
Maekar caught the remote. He didn't navigate to a romance. He didn't navigate to a comedy. He opened a streaming app and selected a gritty, critically acclaimed, tactical World War II film—1917.
The movie began. The booming sounds of artillery fire and muddy trenches filled the living room.
It was a brilliant film, but it was devoid of romance. It was the cinematic equivalent of a cold shower.
For the first twenty minutes, they watched in silence from their opposite corners of the sofa.
But as the plot thickened, Kat’s inherent curiosity began to override her awkwardness. The military tactics on the screen made no sense to her.
"Wait," Kat whispered, breaking the silence. She uncurled her legs. "Why are they going over the top of the trench in broad daylight? That seems like a terrible idea."
"They are operating under the false assumption that the enemy artillery has retreated beyond the ridge line," Maekar explained, his voice carrying easily over the gunfire.
"But the aerial recon photos clearly showed the tree line was fortified," Kat argued, leaning forward slightly. She scooted a few inches closer to the center of the sofa to hear him better over the explosions.
"The intelligence was intentionally delayed by the commanding officer to force the engagement," Maekar countered, his corporate brain enjoying the tactical analysis.
"That's a dick move," Kat muttered. She scooted another few inches closer. "So what are the guys in the mud supposed to do? Flank?"
"A flanking maneuver would be suicidal without suppressing fire," Maekar noted.
By the time the movie reached the halfway point, the distance between them had evaporated. Kat had unconsciously migrated across the sofa until she was sitting right next to him again, leaning against his arm to ask questions about the artillery placements.
Maekar answered every question patiently, his heart soaring as the familiar, comforting weight of her presence settled back against his side. The awkwardness was gone. The magnetic gravity between them was simply too strong to resist.
Another explosion rocked the television screen.
Maekar waited for Kat to ask a question about the shrapnel radius.
She didn't speak.
Maekar looked down.
Kat had fallen fast asleep. The adrenaline crash, the warmth of the fire, and the exhaustion of the long day had finally claimed her. She was slumped against his side, her head resting comfortably on his bicep, her breathing deep and even.
Maekar smiled, a soft fond expression.
He didn't wake her. He carefully reached over with his free arm, grabbing the faux-fur throw blanket from the back of the sofa. He draped it securely over her shoulders, tucking it in to ward off the chill of the large room.
Moving with practiced slowness, Maekar shifted his weight. He slid down the cushions, adjusting his position until he was lying flat on his back. He guided Kat down with him, arranging her so her head rested perfectly against his chest, her arm thrown casually across his stomach.
He pulled the fur blanket up, covering them both.
He didn't care that his spine would ache tomorrow. He was more than happy to endure the discomfort if it meant he got to hold her for the rest of the night.
Kat shifted in her sleep, letting out a soft, contented sigh. Driven entirely by her subconscious need for heat, she snuggled closer, burying her face into the crook of his neck, her cold nose pressing against his warm skin.
Maekar wrapped his arms tightly around her, resting his chin against her red hair.
Within minutes, he fell asleep, hopelessly tangled with his Queen of the Gremlins.
Two hours later.
The estate was silent, the television having turned itself off after an period of inactivity. The only light in the living room came from the dying, glowing embers in the fireplace.
The doors slowly, silently pushed open.
Daeron and Aerion crept into the room, wearing their pyjamas and thick woolen socks to muffle their footsteps.
They peeked over the back of the sofa.
There, sleeping soundly in a tangled pile of limbs and faux-fur, were their father and Kat. Maekar’s arms were wrapped securely around her, holding her as if his life depended on it.
Aerion grinned, pumping his fist silently in the air.
Daeron reached into the pocket of his pyjama bottoms.
He pulled out the silver keyring attached to a black leather fob.
Kat’s Bentley keys.
Moving with the stealth of a highly trained operative, Daeron dropped to his hands and knees. He crawled silently around the edge of the coffee table. He reached his arm far underneath the base of the sofa, right beneath where Kat’s boots were resting, and dropped the keys onto the floorboards, sliding them deep into the shadows where they couldn't be easily seen.
The sabotage was secure. She wasn't leaving in the morning without a search party.
Daeron stood back up, rejoining his younger brother.
He looked down at the sleeping couple. A mischievous idea sparked in his twelve-year-old brain.
Daeron tiptoed around the sofa, his eyes scanning the coffee table.
There, resting next to an empty water glass, was Maekar’s phone.
Daeron picked it up. He tapped the screen. He didn't need the passcode; his father used facial recognition.
Daeron carefully, quietly leaned over the edge of the sofa. He held the phone up, angling it so the front-facing camera captured the sleeping faces of Maekar and Kat, illuminated by the soft glow of the embers.
He tapped the screen, letting the phone scan his father's sleeping, relaxed face.
The padlock icon clicked open. The phone unlocked.
Daeron grinned wickedly.
He didn't open the text messages. He opened the camera application.
He framed the shot perfectly, capturing the way Kat was curled into his father's chest, the way Maekar’s arms were holding her safe.
Click.
He saved the photo to the gallery.
He quickly navigated to the settings menu. With a few rapid, practiced taps, he selected the newly captured photograph.
Set as Wallpaper.
Set as Lock Screen.
Daeron confirmed the changes. He locked the phone, setting it gently back down on the coffee table exactly where he had found it.
"Come on," Daeron whispered to Aerion, grabbing his brother's sleeve.
The two boys crept back out of the living room, silently closing the doors behind them, leaving the sleeping couple to the quiet dark.
Daeron smiled as they headed up the stairs. The snowball ambush had been brilliant, but his father waking up and seeing that photograph on his lock screen?
That was going to be the greatest surprise of his dad's life.
Friday morning arrived quietly at the Targaryen estate, the thick layer of snow blanketing the grounds muffling the usual sounds of the city awakening.
Kat opened her eyes, blinking against the dim, pre-dawn light filtering through the curtains of the living room. She was luxuriously warm. For a moment, she allowed herself to simply exist in the muscular cage of Maekar’s arms, listening to the steady, rhythmic thump of his heartbeat beneath her ear.
But as the digital clock on the mantle ticked past five-thirty, Kat knew she had to move. Maekar was leaving for Tokyo tomorrow morning. The reality of his ten-day absence was beginning to loom over the household, and she refused to let the morning descend into panic.
Moving with the breath-holding precision of a jewel thief, Kat carefully unwrapped herself from Maekar’s vice-like grip. He let out a low, sleepy rumble of protest, his hand blindly searching the empty space she left behind, but he didn't wake.
Kat slipped off the sofa, grabbing her tote bag, and crept out of the living room.
Her bare feet making no sound on the hardwood floors as she ascended the staircase. She headed straight for the master suite. She slipped inside, locking the door behind her, and breathed a sigh of relief.
The master bathroom was a sanctuary of cold white marble, but within minutes, Kat had the dual rainfall showerheads blasting scalding hot water, filling the enclosure with thick, fragrant steam.
She stripped off her rumpled clothes and stepped into the downpour. She reached for the minimalist glass bottles lining Maekar’s shower shelf. She lathered herself in his obscenely expensive cedar and spice body wash, closing her eyes as the rich, masculine scent enveloped her. It was a territorial, subconscious urge, but she wanted to smell like him.
After washing the last remnants of yesterday’s paint from her skin, Kat stepped out of the shower and wrapped a Egyptian cotton towel around her torso.
She marched confidently into Maekar’s walk-in dressing room.
"I am not wearing the beige tragedy again," Kat muttered to herself, scanning the neat, color-coordinated rows of his wardrobe.
She opened a oak drawer and rifled through it, pulling out a pair of pristine, black designer boxer briefs. She pulled them on, the soft, stretchy cotton serving as perfectly functional, albeit slightly loose, shorts.
Next, she turned to his shirts. She bypassed the stiff, heavily starched formal dress shirts and found a section of softer, high-end casual button-downs. She selected a rich, deep forest-green shirt made of incredibly soft brushed cotton.
She pulled it on. Because Maekar was six-foot-five and built like a gladiator, the shirt swallowed her entirely. The hem fell halfway down her thighs, completely covering the boxer briefs. She rolled the sleeves up past her elbows, folding them into thick cuffs. To give the outfit some structure, she grabbed one of his black leather belts from a velvet-lined accessory drawer and cinched it tightly around her waist, transforming the oversized shirt into a surprisingly chic, structured shirt-dress.
She stepped back into the bathroom.
She stood in front of the fogged-up vanity mirror, wiping a circle clear with her hand. She quickly blow-dried her natural, spun-glass Valyrian silver hair, braiding it tightly against her scalp before expertly securing her vibrant red wig into place.
She pulled her makeup bag from her tote. She reached for a bright, electric blue liquid eyeliner, drawing a sharp, dramatic wing on her upper lids, pairing it with a lively, peachy-coral lip gloss. The bright colors clashed beautifully with the dark green of Maekar’s shirt.
"Perfection," Kat smirked at her reflection. The Queen of the Gremlins was ready for Friday.
She quietly unlocked the master suite and padded down the hallway to the nursery.
Aegon was already awake. The one-year-old was sitting up in his crib, happily gnawing on the wing of his purple dragon, his silver hair sticking up in every direction.
"Morning, little dragon," Kat cooed, leaning over the rail.
Aegon’s violet eyes lit up. He dropped the dragon and reached his arms up toward her. "Kitty!"
Kat scooped him up, pressing a loud, exaggerated kiss to his cheek that made him giggle hysterically. "Let's go wake up your lazy brothers, yeah?"
With Aegon balanced on her hip, Kat marched down the corridor. She didn't knock politely. She pushed Daeron’s door open, flicking the overhead lights on to maximum brightness.
"Rise and shine, gremlins!" Kat announced loudly, her northern accent echoing off the walls.
Daeron groaned from beneath his duvet, throwing a pillow over his head. "Five more minutes, Kat. Please. It's freezing."
From the adjoining connected rooms, Aerion and Aemon echoed the miserable, exhausted sentiment.
"Five more minutes?" Kat repeated, tapping her chin in mock thought. "Right. That’s absolutely fine. But since you want to negotiate the schedule, congratulations! You are all officially on a nine o'clock bedtime tonight. Woop woop!"
Daeron threw the pillow off his face, sitting bolt upright in bed, his eyes wide with horror. "Nine o'clock?! Kat, it's Friday! We don't have school tomorrow! You can't do that!"
"I am the Consulting Domestic Anarchist, Daeron. I can do whatever I want," Kat grinned wickedly, unbothered by his protests. "Now get dressed, or it drops to eight-thirty."
She turned on her heel and walked out of the room, leaving a chorus of panicked groans in her wake.
"Silly boys, aren't they, Egg?" Kat cooed to the baby, who babbled in agreement as they headed downstairs.
Kat walked into the living room. She bypassed the sleeping form of the CEO on the sofa and grabbed the remote, turning the television on and navigating to a brightly colored, animated children's channel.
She set Aegon down on the rug in front of the screen, handing him a few plastic blocks.
The sudden blast of cheerful, high-pitched cartoon music finally roused Maekar.
Maekar let out a low, gravelly groan, dragging a large hand over his face as he pushed himself up into a sitting position on the sofa. He blinked, his violet eyes heavy with sleep, trying to orient himself in the dim morning light.
He looked toward the television. And then, his gaze locked onto the woman standing near the coffee table.
Maekar froze. His brain, still foggy with sleep, short-circuited entirely.
Kat was standing there, rummaging through her tote bag. She was wearing his favorite, forest-green cotton shirt. It was belted tightly around her waist, outlining the flare of her hips and the curve of her chest, the hem riding high enough to display an incredibly distracting expanse of pale, bare thighs.
Maekar swallowed hard, his throat suddenly bone-dry. The possessive thrill of seeing her entirely draped in his clothing hit him with the force of a physical blow.
"You are wearing my shirt," Maekar rumbled, his morning voice an octave deeper than usual, thick with sleep and undeniable heat.
Kat looked up, unashamed. She rested her hands on her hips, offering him a bright, unapologetic smile.
"I am," Kat confirmed easily. "I needed something to wear, and I absolutely refused to put your ex-wife's dull, depressing beige clothes back on my body. It violates my core aesthetic. I hope you don't mind."
Maekar stared at her bare legs. He dragged his gaze back up to her mismatched eyes.
"I do not mind," Maekar hummed softly, a predatory appreciation burning in his gaze. He stood up from the sofa, his tall frame towering over her. "Would you like a coffee, Kat?"
"No coffee today. Tea, please," Kat requested, pulling her mascara from her makeup bag. "Builder's brew. Strong."
Maekar nodded once, turning and heading toward the kitchen to secure the caffeine.
When he returned ten minutes later, carrying two steaming mugs, Kat was sitting cross-legged on the floor next to Aegon. She was holding a small compact mirror, meticulously applying a coat of volumizing mascara to her lashes.
Maekar walked over, handing her the mug of tea.
"Thanks, Dictionary Boy," Kat smiled, taking a grateful sip before setting the mug on the coffee table.
Maekar didn't return to the sofa. He lowered his frame down onto the rug, sitting shoulder-to-shoulder with her on the floor. He crossed his long legs, sipping his black coffee in comfortable silence as he watched her finish her makeup. He was mesmerized by the sharp, electric blue wing of eyeliner that made her mismatched eyes look impossibly bright.
A few minutes later, the doors pushed open.
Daeron, Aemon, and Aerion trudged into the living room, completely dressed in their school uniforms, though their ties were loose and their hair was a collective disaster of bedhead and static.
Kat capped her mascara and looked up. She immediately clicked her tongue in sharp, maternal disapproval.
"Absolutely not," Kat sighed, gesturing to the floor in front of her. "Sit. All of you. You look like you've been dragged through a hedge backward."
The boys grumbled, rolling their eyes, but there was a distinct, undeniable eagerness in their movements as they quickly dropped onto the rug in front of her.
Kat pulled a comb from her bag. She started with Aerion, gently but firmly working the tangles out of his silver hair, smoothing it down neatly. Then she pulled Aemon closer, adjusting his glasses and fixing his collar. Finally, she tackled Daeron, expertly knotting his St. Jude’s tie perfectly against his collar and smoothing his blazer.
The boys complained about the pulling, but they couldn't hide the small, secret smiles touching their lips. They loved it. They loved the fussing, the gentle reprimands, the physical contact that told them they were cared for.
Maekar sat next to Kat, his coffee cup resting on his knee, watching the entire interaction in awe. She commanded them effortlessly. She didn't yell. She didn't demand respect through fear. She simply cared for them, and they practically tripped over themselves to obey her.
"Right, you're presentable," Kat announced, giving Daeron’s shoulder a final pat. "Go to the kitchen. Tell Remy to box up whatever breakfast he's made and bring it in here. We are eating on the floor this morning. I want a relaxed perimeter before you get thrown into the academic grinder."
The boys nodded enthusiastically, scrambling to their feet and sprinting toward the kitchen.
Kat turned to Maekar, raising an eyebrow. "Your turn. Go get dressed. You have an empire to run, and a plane to catch tomorrow."
Maekar didn't argue. He set his empty mug down, pushed himself up from the floor, and headed upstairs to change.
When he returned fifteen minutes later, the living room was a scene of comfortable chaos. The boys were sitting on the rug, devouring bacon sandwiches and juice boxes while watching cartoons.
Maekar strode into the room. He was wearing a impeccably tailored charcoal suit, a crisp white shirt, and a deep violet silk tie. He looked immaculate.
Kat stood up from the floor, wiping her hands on a napkin. She walked over to him, her critical eyes sweeping up and down his frame.
She immediately grumbled under her breath.
"Honestly, Maekar," Kat sighed, stepping directly into his personal space. She reached her hands up, resting them flat against his broad chest. "You spend thousands of pounds on these suits, and you still manage to look tense."
She popped the top button of his suit jacket open, smoothing her hands down the lapels to fix a microscopic crease. She adjusted the knot of his violet tie, pulling it a fraction of an inch tighter to his collar.
Maekar looked down at her. He didn't pull away. Without even thinking, his large hands came up, resting securely on the curve of her waist, just above the leather belt she had used to cinch his shirt.
Kat’s breath hitched slightly, but she didn't stop fussing. She reached up higher, her fingers gently smoothing the sides of his silver hair, fixing a stray lock that had fallen out of place, before lightly brushing her thumb against the sharp line of his silver beard.
From the floor, Daeron, Aemon, and Aerion paused their chewing. They watched their father's hands resting intimately on Kat’s hips. The three boys exchanged a synchronized, victorious smirk. The plan was practically writing itself.
"There," Kat whispered, her hands dropping to rest against his chest again. "Now you look like a CEO."
"Thank you, Kat," Maekar murmured, his thumb brushing a slow, absent-minded circle against her hip.
The charged, magnetic tension was shattered by a sudden, metallic clatter.
Aegon, who had crawled underneath the sofa in pursuit of a stray block, suddenly emerged. He wasn't holding a block.
He was holding a silver keyring attached to a black leather fob.
Aegon babbled happily, shaking the keys so they jingled loudly, crawling over to Kat and holding them up to her like a prize.
Kat froze. She looked down at the baby. She looked at the keys.
"My keys?!" Kat shrieked, her jaw dropping open in bewilderment. She took the keys from the baby, staring at them. "How... I literally checked under the sofa three times last night! I swept my arm all the way to the back! They were not there!"
Maekar slowly turned his head. His eyes narrowed into slits of paternal omniscience. He looked directly at Daeron and Aerion, who were suddenly incredibly interested in their bacon sandwiches.
The Ice Dragon knew immediately. It was a tactical sabotage. His sons had actively hidden the keys to ensure Kat couldn't leave.
Maekar glared at them, a silent warning passing between father and sons. Daeron swallowed hard, refusing to make eye contact.
"Well," Kat laughed, scooping Aegon up and kissing his cheek. "You are a very clever little dragon, Egg! Finding things the adults couldn't. You’re a lifesaver."
Aegon giggled, thrilled with the praise.
The double doors of the living room opened. Baelor walked in, fully dressed in his parliamentary suit, followed closely by Remy. Who was carrying two black bento boxes.
"Good morning," Baelor greeted, looking slightly less traumatized than he had the previous evening.
"Morning, Baelor," Kat chirped.
Remy walked over, handing the bento boxes to Maekar and Baelor. "The midday provisions, as requested, Mademoiselle Hart. Furthermore, I require authorization for the evening menu. I have prepared a preliminary plan for a seared duck breast with a blackberry reduction..."
"Absolutely not," Kat vetoed instantly, shaking her head. "It's Friday, Remy. It's the end of the week, and Maekar is leaving for Tokyo tomorrow. We need comfort food. I want a traditional Shepherd's pie for the boys tonight. Extra mashed potato on top, baked until it's crispy. And loads of gravy."
Baelor blinked, turning to look at his brother. He expected Maekar to immediately reject the heavy meal.
Maekar didn't hesitate for a microsecond.
"Shepherd's pie it is, Remy," Maekar agreed smoothly, his tone absolute. "Prepare it as she requests."
Baelor stared at his brother, baffled by the immediate capitulation.
"Excellent," Kat smiled, handing Aegon over to Maekar. "Hold the gremlin for a second. I need to run to the powder room to grab my toothbrush."
Kat hurried out of the living room.
Maekar held Aegon securely on his arm. He reached into his trouser pocket with his free hand, pulling out his phone to check his morning emails before he departed for the office.
He tapped the screen to wake it up. The facial recognition scanned him instantly.
The phone unlocked.
Maekar completely froze.
He stopped breathing. He stared at the glowing OLED screen of his phone, his eyes widening in shock.
His standard, slate-grey corporate background was gone.
His home screen wallpaper had been replaced.
It was the photograph Daeron had taken in the middle of the night. It was a high-definition, intimate picture of Maekar sleeping on the sofa, bathed in the warm amber glow of the firelight. Kat was curled tightly against his chest, fast asleep, wearing his shirt. Maekar’s arms were wrapped around her in a protective hold.
It was undeniable. It was concrete proof of the domestic intimacy he had succumbed to.
Maekar slowly lowered the phone. He didn't yell. He didn't scold.
He slowly turned his head, fixing his three older sons with a look of slow-burning intensity. He raised a single, questioning silver eyebrow.
Daeron, Aemon, and Aerion didn't cower. They stood their ground, looking right back at their father.
"We like Kat, Dad," Daeron stated firmly, his voice steady, offering no apologies for the digital manipulation.
Maekar stared at his eldest son. He looked at the photo on his screen again, tracing the line of Kat’s sleeping face with his thumb.
A slow smile touched Maekar’s lips.
"So do I, Daeron," Maekar admitted quietly, the truth ringing with finality in the quiet room.
"Kitty!" Aegon babbled from Maekar’s arm, as if in agreement with the consensus.
Kat bustled back into the living room, her toothbrush shoved into her tote bag.
"Right, troops! Time to move!" Kat announced, clapping her hands. She looked at Maekar. "I'll take the Bentley. I don't need you to drive me or the little ones to school anymore, since Egg miraculously found my keys. Although I still swear I checked under that sofa."
Maekar slipped his phone into his pocket, keeping the background exactly as it was.
"I would still prefer to drive you, Kat," Maekar stated, stepping forward. He didn't want to lose the morning commute with her. "My flight to Tokyo departs at 0600 hours tomorrow. I will not see Aegon or Aerion for ten days. I wish to maximize my time with them this morning."
He paused, offering a flawless, tactical excuse. "Furthermore, I believe it is appropriate that I personally view Aerion's educational environment."
Kat raised an eyebrow, a skeptical smirk playing on her lips. She knew he was playing the corporate strategy card, but she didn't care.
"Fine," Kat agreed. "You can drive. I’ll show you around the Thunderdome. I’m sure Headmaster Jackson will lose his mind with excitement to meet the man who essentially bought out his art department."
"Excellent," Maekar nodded, a victorious glint in his eye.
"Right, let's move out," Kat ordered. She turned to Baelor, digging into her pocket. "Catch, Baelor."
Kat tossed the silver keyring containing the Bentley keys directly at the Shadow Minister. Baelor caught them clumsily against his chest.
"Have fun today," Kat winked at him. "Take her out on the motorway. Just don't grind the gears, or I'll haunt you."
Baelor stared down at the keys. The exhausted, stressed politician looked up, an expression of childlike joy breaking across his face. It looked as though his life had finally, genuinely begun. "I shall treat her with the utmost reverence, Kat. Thank you."
Daeron and Aemon grabbed their satchels. They walked over to Kat, both of them surprising her by wrapping their arms around her waist for a quick, tight hug.
"Have a good day, Dove. You too, Birdy," Kat smiled, hugging them back warmly.
"Bye, Kat," Daeron grinned. He looked at his father, offering a quick wave before he and Aemon sprinted out the door toward Thomas's waiting car.
Maekar carried Aegon out the front doors, Kat and Aerion flanking him. The snow had stopped falling, leaving the estate glittering brightly under the morning sun.
Maekar walked to his black Range Rover. He buckled the babbling Aegon into the car seat in the middle row, while Aerion scrambled into the back behind him.
Kat didn't hesitate. She opened the front passenger door and climbed in.
The moment Maekar settled into the driver's seat and started the engine, Kat went to work.
She didn't sit politely. She immediately reached down to the electronic seat controls, buzzing the leather chair backward, forward, tilting the incline, and raising the lumbar support until she found the exact, perfect angle for her posture.
Aerion, sitting in the back seat, held his breath. He stared in wide-eyed terror. His father was notoriously particular about his vehicles. If Aerion had so much as touched a radio dial without permission, he would have been severely reprimanded.
Kat didn't stop at the seat. She reached her hand across the center console, tapping the digital touchscreen to navigate away from the classical music station Maekar had preset.
"How do you connect the Bluetooth in this tank?" Kat grumbled, tapping the screen in frustration.
Maekar didn't yell. He didn't slap her hand away.
He simply reached over, his large hand covering hers for a fraction of a second as he gently guided her finger to the correct icon.
"It is in the secondary communications menu, Kat," Maekar murmured smoothly, his tone patient.
Kat successfully paired her phone. Immediately, a loud energetic pop-punk anthem blasted through the high-end surround sound system of the Range Rover.
Aerion braced for impact. He waited for his father to snap, to demand the music be turned off.
Maekar didn't even flinch. He simply shifted the SUV into gear and glided smoothly down the snowy driveway.
As they merged onto the main road, Kat rolled the passenger window down a few inches, letting the freezing morning air whip through the cabin. She reached into her tote bag, pulling out Maekar’s cigarette case.
She placed a cigarette between her lips, retrieving her lighter.
She paused, looking over at Maekar.
"Do you mind?" Kat asked, gesturing vaguely to the cigarette. "I know it’s your car."
Maekar kept his eyes on the road. A slow, devastating smirk pulled at the corner of his mouth.
"I do not mind, Kat," Maekar rumbled, his voice dropping into a low, intimate register. "As long as you intend to share."
Kat’s eyes widened slightly, a surprised smile breaking across her face.
She lit the cigarette, taking a slow drag, before casually reaching her hand across the center console and holding it out to him. Maekar took one hand off the steering wheel, accepting the cigarette from her fingers, their skin brushing warmly. He took a drag, exhaling the smoke toward the cracked window, before handing it back to her.
From the back seat, Aerion watched the entire exchange.
The ten-year-old let out a breath he hadn't realized he was holding. A massive smile spread across his face.
The loud, chaotic music blared through the speakers. Kat didn't sit quietly; she began to sing along, her voice loud, dramatic, and entirely off-key, utilizing her cigarette hand as a makeshift microphone as she belted out the lyrics.
Aerion couldn't help it. He started laughing, joining in from the back seat, shouting the chorus at the top of his lungs. Aegon, entirely swept up in the high-octane energy of the cabin, began to squeal happily, kicking his little legs against his car seat.
Maekar drove the tank through the snowy streets. He was heading toward a failing public school, listening to off-key pop-punk, sharing a cigarette with a woman wearing his shirt.
He had never felt more alive.
The Range Rover turned off the polished, affluent streets of central upper class area and rumbled into the gritty, snow-covered landscape of the lower-east district.
Kat took a final satisfying drag of the Sobranie cigarette before flicking the butt out the cracked passenger window into the freezing morning air. She rolled the window up, sealing the cabin back in its luxurious warmth.
"Right, here we are," Kat announced, gesturing toward the slightly brutalist brick architecture of King’s Row Academy as Maekar pulled the SUV into the staff parking lot.
The lot was already beginning to fill with the battered hatchbacks and practical sedans of the teaching staff. Maekar’s customized Range Rover sat among them like a shark in a koi pond.
Maekar put the vehicle in park, turning off the ignition. The chaotic pop-punk music died instantly.
He unbuckled his seatbelt, turning in his seat to look at Aerion. The boy was practically vibrating with a mixture of excitement and nervous energy. Bringing his father into the chaotic Thunderdome of his new life felt like a unpredictable collision of worlds.
"Right, grab your bag, Duck," Kat instructed cheerfully, popping her own door open.
Maekar stepped out of the car, the freezing wind immediately biting at his face. He ignored it. He walked around to the rear door, unbuckling the babbling Aegon from the car seat and settling the baby securely onto his hip.
Aegon was wearing his bright teal joggers and striped shirt, clutching the purple dragon Kat.
"Kitty!" Aegon babbled, reaching a hand toward Kat as she rounded the back of the SUV.
"I'm right here, little dragon," Kat smiled, adjusting the oversized, black cashmere overcoat Maekar had draped over her shoulders earlier.
They walked as a unit across the snowy parking lot and pushed through the fire doors, stepping into the brightly lit art classroom.
The immediate contrast to St. Jude’s was jarring. There was no dark oak paneling. There was no oppressive silence. Even at seven-forty-five in the morning, the hallways were buzzing with loud chatter, the slamming of lockers, and the chaotic energy of hundreds of public school students.
Maekar’s eyes swept over the environment, his analytical brain immediately assessing the structural integrity and security protocols of the building. It was... lacking. But it was undeniably alive.
"Welcome to the hell pit," Kat grinned. "I'll give you the grand tour before the bell rings. Art room first."
Maekar stepped inside few feet from the fire door, Aegon on his hip. His eyes widening slightly as he took in the explosion of color.
The walls were not beige. They were practically vibrating with intricate murals painted by the students. There were sprawling cityscapes, chaotic abstract designs of suns and moons, covering the entire back wall. In the center of the room, dominating the floor space, was the brightly colored playpen, filled with foam mats and educational toys.
And off to the left, the door to the storage closet was open, revealing the modern changing table and the white crib.
"I see the logistical upgrades were installed to your satisfaction," Maekar noted, his deep voice rumbling in the quiet room.
"You practically bought the entire wing, Dictionary Boy," Kat snorted, tossing her tote bag onto her desk. "But yes. It functions perfectly. Egg loves the playpen."
Maekar looked at the murals covering the walls. He walked slowly toward the back of the room, studying the intricate brushwork of the cityscape.
"Your students produced this?" Maekar asked, genuinely impressed.
"They did," Kat nodded proudly, walking up beside him. "The Year Sevens. I just guide the composition; they execute the vision. It gives them a sense of ownership over the space."
Maekar looked at her. He saw the pride shining in her eyes. She didn't just teach these children; she actively fought for them.
"It is exceptional," Maekar murmured, his gaze dropping to her face.
Kat cleared her throat, a faint blush creeping up her neck under his intense scrutiny. "Right. Moving on. Let's go see the Hatter."
She led Maekar and Aerion back out into the hallway, navigating toward the kiln rooms.
She pushed the door open without knocking.
Markl was standing at a wooden workbench, wearing his leather top hat and a deeply stained canvas apron, violently wedging a block of grey stoneware clay.
He looked up as the door opened. His dark eyes widened slightly as he took in the impeccably dressed billionaire standing next to Kat.
"Morning, Markl," Kat greeted cheerfully. "Brought a visitor."
Maekar stepped fully into the room. He did not smile. He remembered the FaceTime call from the other day. He remembered the pottery teacher’s incredibly familiar, casual intimacy with Kat. The Ice Dragon persona flared instantly, his posture stiffening into a rigid, imposing stance of territorial dominance.
"Mr. Markl," Maekar rumbled, his voice cold and flat.
Markl didn't flinch. The pottery teacher simply stopped wedging the clay, wiping his hands on a damp towel. A slow, highly amused smirk spread across his face.
Markl looked Maekar up and down, completely ignoring the billionaire's terrifying aura.
"Well, hello there," Markl drawled, his voice dropping into a smooth, incredibly flirtatious register. He leaned against the workbench, tipping his leather hat back slightly. "Kat didn't mention you were quite this tall in person. The suits really do marvelous things for your shoulders, don't they, Mr. Targaryen?"
Kat let out a loud, sudden snort of laughter, clapping a hand over her mouth.
Maekar froze. The icy, territorial aggression instantly shattered, replaced by profound bewilderment. He stared at the pottery teacher, his brain entirely failing to process the blatant, unapologetic flirting coming from another man.
"I... excuse me?" Maekar stammered, entirely thrown off balance.
"I'm just saying," Markl winked shamelessly. "If the corporate gig ever gets boring, you could make an absolute killing in menswear modeling. The brooding silver fox aesthetic is highly sought after."
The tension in Maekar’s chest evaporated. The realization hit him with a wave of relief. The pottery teacher wasn't a rival for Kat’s affections. He was simply an eccentric menace.
Maekar let out a short, genuine bark of laughter, the Ice Dragon fully retreating.
"Your... compliment is noted, Mr. Markl," Maekar replied, a faint, amused smile touching his lips.
"Anytime, Dragon Daddy," Markl grinned, picking up his clay cutter. "Have a lovely tour. See you at lunch, Mama Wyvern."
"You are a nightmare, Markl," Kat laughed, shaking her head as she led Maekar back out into the hallway.
"Next stop, the Stool," Kat announced.
She didn't walk normally. Kat suddenly grabbed Aerion’s hand, locked arms with Maekar—who was still holding Aegon—and began to physically skip down the bright yellow hallway.
"Follow the yellow brick road!" Kat sang out loudly, her voice echoing off the lockers.
Maekar found himself being actively skipped down a public school corridor by a woman wearing his shirt. He didn't resist. He adjusted his grip on Aegon, a helpless smile breaking across his face.
Aegon shrieked with laughter, bouncing in Maekar’s arm, thrilled by the bouncy momentum.
They arrived at the music wing, pushing through the doors.
Mr. Stool was sitting at the battered upright piano, his wild hair sticking up in every direction, pounding out a fast-paced ragtime melody. He was wearing a neon pink sweater vest that clashed violently with the institutional beige walls.
He stopped playing the moment the doors opened, spinning around on his stool.
"Kat!" Mr. Stool bellowed, his eyes immediately locking onto the toddler in Maekar’s arms. "Aha! Is my tiny, silver-haired pianist returning for an encore performance?!"
"During first period, Stool!" Kat called back over the ambient noise. "He needs to warm up his scales first!"
"Excellent! The piano awaits the maestro!" Mr. Stool cheered, dramatically cracking his knuckles before diving immediately back into the ragtime tune.
Kat pulled Maekar back out into the hallway. "Right. Breakfast club. Let's go meet the gremlins."
They navigated to the cafeteria. The room was already half-full of students eating toast and cereal before the morning bell.
Aerion immediately spotted his friends sitting at a circular table near the windows.
"There they are," Aerion pointed, a hint of nervous excitement in his voice.
Kat led the way through the maze of tables. Leo, Sal, and Benji were huddled together, debating the merits of a new video game release.
They looked up as Aerion approached.
"Morning, mate," Leo greeted, before his eyes shifted to the towering man standing directly behind Aerion.
The three kids froze.
They had spent the previous afternoon researching the Ice Dragon. They had seen the paparazzi photos. They had watched the TikTok edits of him destroying corporate rivals.
And now, the multi-billionaire CEO was standing in their dreadful, linoleum-floored cafeteria, casually holding a baby on his hip, looking at them.
Leo, Sal, and Benji stared at Maekar as if he were a literal, glowing deity who had descended from Mount Olympus to judge their breakfast choices.
"Uh... hi," Benji squeaked, looking terrified.
"Good morning," Maekar rumbled smoothly, his tone polite but undeniably authoritative. "You must be Aerion's associates."
"Yes, sir," Sal nodded rapidly, sitting up perfectly straight.
Kat leaned against the edge of the table, crossing her arms, a wicked smirk playing on her lips. She knew exactly what was about to happen.
Benji, completely lacking a functional internal filter, stared at the tailoring of Maekar’s suit.
"Sir," Benji blurted out, unable to contain himself. "How much money do you literally have in your pockets right now?"
Aerion buried his face in his hands, groaning loudly. "Benji, shut up."
"What? It's a valid question!" Benji defended. "He’s a billionaire! I want to know if billionaires carry cash!"
Maekar raised a eyebrow. He looked at the boy. He didn't look offended; he looked mildly amused.
Maekar reached his free hand into the inner breast pocket of his tailored suit jacket. He pulled out a minimalist silver money clip.
He didn't speak. He simply detached a crisp, pristine fifty-pound note from the stack, leaned over the table, and set it directly in front of Benji.
He then detached two more fifty-pound notes, placing one in front of Leo, and one in front of Sal.
The three teenagers stared at the money. Their jaws hit the cafeteria table. One hundred and fifty pounds, casually distributed before eight o'clock in the morning, simply for asking a question.
"Consider it an investment in your ongoing education," Maekar stated dryly, slipping the money clip back into his pocket.
Kat threw her head back, laughing hysterically. "You are an absolute soft touch, Dictionary Boy! They are going to use that to buy an obscene amount of energy drinks and FIFA points."
"They are children, Kat. Their economy operates on sugar and digital assets," Maekar replied smoothly, unbothered by his financial hemorrhage.
"Thank you, Mr. Targaryen!" Leo gasped, shoving the note into his pocket as if he expected Maekar to suddenly change his mind.
"Right, say goodbye, Aerion. We have five minutes until the bell," Kat announced, tapping the table.
"See you in form," Aerion grinned, waving to his shell-shocked friends.
Kat led Maekar back out into the hallway. They continued the tour, walking past the science labs and the administrative offices.
"And this," Kat gestured vaguely toward a closed door, "is the domain of the wicked witch of the West Wing. Mrs Vance."
Maekar’s steps faltered. He stopped in the hallway.
The name triggered an immediate, visceral reaction in his chest. Mrs Vance. The bitter, vindictive English teacher who happened to be the step-sister of the nanny he had fired. The woman who had actively barred his son from entering her classroom, intentionally weaponizing her authority to punish a ten-year-old child simply because she was angry at the father.
Maekar’s eyes darkened into freezing, lethal slits. The protective, ruthless fury of the Ice Dragon flared to life in an instant.
Before Kat could stop him, Maekar strode forward.
He didn't knock. He pushed the door to the English classroom open with a sharp shove.
The room was empty, save for Mrs Vance, who was sitting behind her desk, grading papers with a red pen. She looked up, her severe face instantly settling into a deep, irritated scowl at the interruption.
"Class does not commence for another—"
Mrs Vance stopped mid-sentence.
She stared at the towering man standing in the doorway. She recognized him instantly. He was the man who had fired her step-sister without severance. He was the man who could buy this entire school and bulldoze it into a parking lot without blinking.
All the color drained from Mrs Vance's face.
Maekar didn't enter the room. He simply stood in the doorway, holding his infant son, his broad shoulders practically filling the frame.
He didn't raise his voice. He simply locked his eyes onto the teacher, his gaze burning with a cold promise of destruction.
"Mrs Vance," Maekar rumbled, his voice a low, vibrating whisper that carried the weight of a physical threat. "If you ever, under any circumstances, attempt to bar my son from his educational right to be in a classroom again... I will not simply speak to your Headmaster. I will buy the board of education, and I will personally ensure that you never step foot inside a pedagogical institution in this country for the remainder of your miserable, bitter life. Do I make myself perfectly clear?"
Mrs Vance didn't speak. She couldn't speak. She simply nodded, a jerky frantic movement of her head, her hands shaking violently over her grading papers.
Maekar held her gaze for two more agonizing seconds, ensuring the terror was permanently seared into her consciousness.
Then, he turned away.
Kat was standing in the hallway, her hand clapped over her mouth, desperately trying to suppress a wildly inappropriate grin.
"That was incredibly aggressive," Kat whispered as Maekar rejoined them, her eyes shining with approval.
"It was necessary," Maekar replied flatly, adjusting Aegon on his hip.
They didn't make it three steps down the hallway before a figure rounded the corner.
Headmaster Jackson.
Jackson skidded to a halt, his bald head gleaming under the fluorescent lights. He took one look at Maekar Targaryen standing in his hallway, and the man practically began to vibrate with sycophantic desperation.
"Mr. Targaryen!" Jackson gasped, rushing forward, ignoring Kat and Aerion. He held both hands out, though Maekar made no move to shake them. "What a profound honor! We are so incredibly thrilled to have you here at King’s Row! The renovations to the art department are simply magnificent, sir. Your generosity is unparalleled!"
Maekar stared down at the Headmaster with an expression of supreme, aristocratic boredom. "The renovations were a logistical necessity, Jackson. Not an act of charity."
"Of course, of course!" Jackson nodded rapidly, sweating profusely. "Whatever you need, sir. We are fully committed to accommodating Master Aerion and Master Aegon. I must admit, when you first proposed the integration, I had my... reservations. Miss Hart can be quite... unconventional in her methods. A bit rough around the edges, as I'm sure you've noticed."
Kat’s jaw tightened. She crossed her arms over the cashmere coat, shooting Jackson a withering glare.
Maekar didn't glare.
The temperature in the hallway plummeted. Maekar’s posture shifted, his frame radiating a sudden hostility.
He looked down at the sweating Headmaster.
"Miss Hart’s methods," Maekar stated, his voice dropping into a terrifyingly quiet, razor-sharp register, "are exceptionally effective. She is the only competent educator in this crumbling facility. If you ever speak of her with that condescending tone in my presence again, Jackson, I will withdraw my funding and personally audit your administrative expenses."
Jackson physically recoiled, letting out a high-pitched, strangled squeak of terror. "I... apologies, sir! I merely meant..."
"Maekar," Kat interrupted quickly, grabbing his bicep. She could see the muscles in his jaw clenching. He was legitimately seconds away from physically removing the Headmaster from the premises.
She tugged on his arm, pulling him away from the administrator. "Come on. I want to show you the agricultural enclosure before the bell rings."
Maekar allowed himself to be led away, his glare lingering on Jackson until they turned the corner.
"You really need to work on your diplomatic de-escalation skills, Dictionary Boy," Kat chuckled softly, leading them toward the rear exit doors of the school.
"He insulted you," Maekar growled defensively.
"He's an idiot," Kat shrugged, pushing the doors open. "Ignore him."
They stepped out into the enclosed, snow-covered rose garden.
In the center of the courtyard, surrounded by wire fencing, was a well-maintained chicken coop. The hens were currently huddled inside the heated enclosure, but the surrounding snow was untouched.
"Right, set him down," Kat instructed, turning to face Maekar.
Maekar gently lowered Aegon until the baby's little boots touched the powdery snow. He kept a firm, supportive grip on the baby's hands.
Aegon gasped, his eyes widening in wonder. He had never been allowed to actively play in deep snow before Kat; his previous nannies had deemed it too wet and messy.
"Go on, Egg," Kat encouraged, crouching down a few feet away. "Show your dad what you learned yesterday."
Aegon let out a happy squeal. He pulled his hands free from Maekar’s grip.
He took a deep breath, his little face setting into a mask of pure determination. He lifted his foot, the snow making his movements clumsy and exaggerated. He took one wobbly step. Then another.
Maekar stood perfectly still, watching his son.
The harsh, demanding pressure of the corporate world entirely evaporated. He wasn't thinking about shipping routes. He was just a father, standing in a freezing courtyard, watching his baby boy take independent steps in the snow.
Aegon staggered forward, laughing hysterically, before finally pitching forward and landing softly, face-first, into a powdery snowdrift.
Kat was there in a microsecond, scooping the giggling toddler up and brushing the snow from his silver hair.
"Gotcha!" Kat laughed, holding Aegon up.
Maekar watched them.
The morning sun broke through the grey winter clouds, casting a brilliant, blinding beam of golden light across the snowy courtyard.
The light hit Kat perfectly. She was laughing, her red hair contrasting with the dark green of his stolen shirt. A few stray, glistening snowflakes were caught in her long, dark eyelashes, melting against her flushed cheeks. She looked radiant. She looked like perfection.
Maekar didn't think. He simply reacted.
He reached into his pocket, pulling out his phone. He raised the lens, framing the shot.
Just as his thumb hit the capture button, Kat looked up. Her mismatched eyes locked directly onto his.
She was beaming, her smile wide and unguarded, the baby clutched securely against her chest.
Click.
Maekar lowered the phone. He stared at the photograph he had just captured. It was breathtaking.
The harsh, grating klaxon of the school bell blared through the courtyard, shattering the quiet moment.
"Shit. Form time," Kat cursed softly, hiking Aegon securely onto her hip. She adjusted the cashmere overcoat over her shoulders. "Right, back into the grinder."
They hurried back inside, navigating the suddenly crowded hallways as hundreds of students flooded out of the cafeteria and toward their classrooms.
They reached the art room.
Kat pushed the door open. Her form class was already filtering in, dropping their bags onto the paint-splattered desks.
The kids were loud, boisterous, and unbothered, right up until the moment Maekar Targaryen stepped through the doorway.
The room went dead silent.
Thirty pre-teens stopped mid-sentence. They stared at the terrifying man in the suit. They recognized him from the news and from viral TikTok edits.
Maekar stood near the door, ignoring the stares of the kids. He turned his attention to Kat.
Kat shifted Aegon in her arms, holding the boy up so he was facing his father.
Kat’s demeanor shifted. The art teacher vanished, replaced by the sweet, high-pitched, melodic voice of the Mama Wyvern.
"Right, little dragon," Kat cooed softly to the baby, offering a bright, sunny smile. "Say bye-bye to Daddy. Daddy has to go to work."
Aegon blinked, looking at his father. He raised a hand, waving it enthusiastically.
"Bye-bye, Daddy!" Aegon babbled, his voice loud and clear in the quiet classroom.
Kat let out a soft, genuine sound of adoration. "Oh, you are just too cute," she murmured, pressing a kiss to the baby's cheek.
Several of the teenage girls sitting in the front row couldn't help it. They let out synchronized, audible *"Awwwww"*s, entirely charmed by the domestic display.
Maekar’s chest tightened. He looked at the woman holding his son.
"Goodbye, little dragon," Maekar rumbled softly, leaning forward and pressing a gentle kiss to Aegon’s silver head.
He straightened up. He looked at Kat.
"Goodbye, Katherine," Maekar murmured.
"Bye," Kat smiled, her eyes shining.
Aegon babbled again, patting Kat’s cheek with his hand. "Kitty!"
Kat laughed, turning her head slightly and pressing a kiss to Aegon’s cheek, making the boy giggle hysterically.
Maekar watched her lips press against the baby's skin. The possessive surge of affection that hit him was undeniable.
Maekar didn't think about the thirty children watching them.
"I shall see you at the estate this evening," Maekar stated, his voice a low, gravelly purr that carried across the quiet room.
He leaned forward. He didn't kiss her cheek. He didn't aim for a polite, chaste farewell.
Maekar turned his head slightly, his lips brushing softly against the very corner of her mouth. It was a fleeting, electric collision of heat and breath, agonizing in its brevity.
"Kitty," Maekar whispered against her skin, his voice raw with unprotected intent.
Kat froze. Her breath hitched in her throat. A sudden, blazing flush of crimson heat exploded across her cheeks, spreading rapidly down her neck.
The entire classroom erupted.
"OOOOOOOOOH!" thirty kids chorused simultaneously, followed immediately by loud clapping, cheering, and catcalls from the back row.
Maekar pulled back, a wicked satisfied smirk spreading across his face as he observed her blushing, flustered expression.
He turned away from her. He looked at Aerion, who was sitting at his desk, his jaw hanging open in shock.
Maekar reached out, heavily ruffling his son's silver hair.
"Have a productive day, Aerion," Maekar commanded smoothly.
Aerion grumbled, attempting to smooth his hair back down, but he couldn't hide the brilliant smile breaking across his face. "Bye, Dad."
Maekar turned and strode out of the classroom, the door closing behind him.
Kat stood frozen near the playpen, her hand coming up to touch the corner of her mouth where his lips had just been. Her heart was hammering a frantic rhythm against her ribs. She was entirely dazed.
The cheers of the kids finally pulled her back to reality.
Kat blinked, rapidly shaking her head to clear the fog. The Queen of the Gremlins slammed back into place.
She turned to the class, her cheeks still burning red, and pointed a stern finger at the back row.
"Shut up, the lot of you!" Kat ordered, though a unhidden smile was tugging at her lips. She deposited Aegon into the playpen. "Right! Settle down! Who's here? Let's get this register done before I lose my mind entirely."
The form class were buzzing, entirely unable to contain their collective glee at having just witnessed the terrifying Ice Dragon practically swoon over their favorite teacher.
"Right! Settle down!" Kat ordered, clapping her hands loudly, though a smile tugging at her lips completely ruined her authoritative posture. "I mean it! If I hear one more catcall from the back row, I am assigning a mandatory, five-page essay on the structural integrity of drying paint! Who is absent today?"
As Kat rapidly fired through the morning attendance register, trying desperately to regain control of her own runaway heart rate, Aerion sat completely ignoring the roll call.
He had his backpack resting on his desk, shielding his hands from view as his thumbs flew across the screen of his phone at lightning speed.
He opened the secure group chat he shared with his older brothers.
AERION: CODE RED. DAD KISSED KAT.
It took exactly three seconds for the digital responses to flood in. Daeron and Aemon were clearly sitting in their respective, suffocatingly quiet morning assemblies at St. Jude’s, monitoring their phones like tactical espionage agents.
DAERON: WHAT?!?! You're joking. Actually kissed her?!
AERION: I am literally looking at her right now and her face is the color of a tomato. He kissed her right in front of my entire form class. Everyone screamed.
DAERON: YES! We are geniuses! We don't even need a plan then. The Ice Dragon has officially melted. Mission accomplished.
Aerion grinned, feeling a surge of triumph. But before he could type a celebratory response, the cold, academic logic of their brother chimed into the chat.
AEMON: Hold, Daeron. We must verify the parameters of the physical contact before declaring victory. Aerion, define 'kissed'. Where, precisely, did this contact occur? Was it a formal romantic engagement?
Aerion paused, tapping his thumb against the edge of his phone. He tried to replay the split-second, highly charged moment in his head.
AERION: It wasn't like a full-on movie kiss. It was... near her mouth? Like, the corner of her mouth/cheek area. But he whispered 'Kitty' to her and stared at her like he wanted to eat her. It was intense.
AEMON: As I suspected. A corner-mouth/cheek graze classifies as a highly suggestive proximity maneuver, but it does not equate to a definitive romantic lock. Father is testing the perimeter. We cannot abandon the operational plan yet.
DAERON: Aemon is right. Dad is leaving for Tokyo tomorrow morning. He’s going to be gone for ten days. Ten days where he can't screw this up by being an arrogant dictator.
DAERON: We have exactly ten days to make Kat fall so deeply, hopelessly in love with our dad that when he gets back, she never wants to leave our house again. We have to run the propaganda campaign while he's in Japan.
AEMON: Agreed. Strategy: We must actively highlight Father's positive attributes. We must subtly point out all the fundamental similarities and common ground they share.
AERION: Like what? She's an art teacher who wears colour and he's a billionaire who wears grey.
AEMON: They both possess a fiercely protective nature. They both despise Aunt Jena. They both have a profound appreciation for music. We simply need to construct narratives that emphasize these parallels.
DAERON: The Ten-Day Siege begins tomorrow. Prepare your talking points, boys. We are getting a Muña.
Aerion smiled brightly, locking his phone and slipping it deep into his pocket just as the harsh, grating klaxon of the morning bell blared through the hallways, signaling the end of the form period.
The classroom immediately descended back into scramble as the kids hoisted their backpacks, shouting their goodbyes and shoving each other toward the door to get to their first-period classes.
"Have a good day, gremlins! Don't set the science labs on fire!" Kat called out over the din, waving them off.
Within ninety seconds, the room had almost entirely emptied.
Aerion remained seated at his desk, pulling out his English literature textbook. He had a English and he knew the drill: he was permitted to utilize Kat's classroom as a quiet study sanctuary while she taught her younger students.
But Aerion wasn't the only one who lingered behind.
Sitting a few desks over, looking like he was physically carrying a hundred-pound weight on his shoulders, was Benji.
The boy was staring blankly at the scratched surface of his desk. His hair was a mess, and the dark, bruised circles under his eyes were pronounced. He looked exhausted, lacking any of the usual, bouncy, chaotic energy that usually defined his interactions with Leo and Sal.
Kat was currently kneeling by the playpen, helping Aegon assemble a wooden train track on the blue foam mats. She glanced up, her empathetic radar instantly picking up on the miserable energy radiating from the desk.
Kat stood up, dusting off her knees, and walked quietly over to Benji’s desk.
She didn't demand his attention. She simply leaned her hip against the edge of the adjacent table, crossing her arms loosely over the oversized, forest-green shirt she had stolen from Maekar's closet.
"You look like you're about to fall face-first into that desk, Benj," Kat observed softly, her northern accent devoid of its usual teasing edge. "What's going on? You skipped school the other day."
Benji blinked, slowly dragging his gaze up to look at his teacher. He swallowed hard, his lower lip trembling slightly before he forced it under control. He didn't want to look weak in front of Aerion, but Kat possessed a terrifying ability to strip away teenage bravado with a single, genuine look of concern.
"Didn't sleep," Benji mumbled, dropping his gaze back down to his hands. He picked at a splinter of wood on the desk. "Mam and Dad were fighting again. It was bad this time. They were screaming in the kitchen until like... three in the morning. Throwing plates. I couldn't block the noise out."
Aerion, sitting a few feet away, paused his reading. He looked up, his eyes wide with immediate sympathy. He knew exactly what it felt like to lie awake in a dark room, listening to the muffled, terrifying sounds of parents tearing each other apart. He had lived through the bitter, freezing war of his own parents' divorce.
Kat’s expression softened into a look of heartbreak.
She knew Benji’s home situation was volatile. It was one of the reasons she let him and his friends hide out in her art room during breaks. She didn't offer him empty, useless platitudes about how 'things would get better'. She offered him immediate, practical sanctuary.
"Right," Kat sighed, pushing herself off the desk. She walked over and gently, affectionately ruffled his curly hair. "You are useless to anyone operating on three hours of sleep, Benji. You’ll just end up getting a detention for nodding off in History."
Benji let out a miserable, exhausted sigh. "I know, Miss. But I can't go home. If I go back now, they'll just start screaming at me for skipping."
"You aren't going home," Kat corrected smoothly, going to get a key from her desk. She pulled out a brass key attached to a bright pink lanyard. "You are going to the staff room."
Benji looked up, confused. "The staff room?"
Kat winked, pressing the key into his hand. "There’s a disgustingly comfortable sofa in the far back corner. The one Markl usually claims. Take my key. Go let yourself in, lock the door behind you so Jackson doesn't wander in, and crash out. I'll come wake you up when the bell rings for third period."
Benji stared at the key in his hand. The sheer, overwhelming relief that washed over his exhausted face was profound. "Really, Kat? I won't get in trouble?"
"I am practically untouchable today," Kat smirked, a brief flash of the goodbye kiss warming her chest. "Go sleep. But first..."
Kat turned on her heel, marching toward the small, makeshift kitchenette station she had set up in the corner of the art room, complete with a battered electric kettle and a stash of mugs.
"I am making a proper, medicinal cup of tea," Kat announced, flicking the kettle on. "Builder's brew. Two sugars. It cures everything from sleep deprivation to existential dread."
She looked over her shoulder at the Aerion sitting quietly at his desk.
"Duck, you want a cup?" Kat asked, holding up a spare mug.
Aerion smiled, feeling a warm, bright spark of inclusion. He loved that she didn't treat him like a fragile china doll. "Yes, please, Kat."
Five minutes later, Kat handed a steaming, sugary mug of tea to Benji. The boy took a long sip, his shoulders instantly dropping two inches.
"Thanks, Kat," Benji murmured, his voice thick with gratitude. "Seriously."
"Don't mention it. Now go hibernate," Kat ordered, pointing toward the door.
Benji grabbed his backpack and shuffled out into the hallway, heading straight for the sanctuary of the staff room.
Kat walked over to Aerion’s desk, setting his mug of tea down next to his English textbook, before carrying her own paint-splattered ceramic mug to the front of the room.
She hopped up, sitting cross-legged directly on top of her paint-splattered wooden desk, cradling the hot mug between her hands.
The door swung open, and her first-period class—a group of boisterous, highly energetic Year Fours—began flooding into the room.
"Right, grab your aprons and take your seats, gremlins!" Kat called out, her voice bright, commanding, and effortlessly filling the space.
As the students scrambled to find their spots, Kat looked over at the center of the room.
Aegon was unfazed by the sudden influx of kids. The baby was sitting happily on the foam mats inside the playpen. He had abandoned the dragon in favor of the wooden train set Kat had dumped out for him.
He was currently pushing a bright red wooden locomotive along the tracks, his little face set in a mask of intense concentration.
"Choo! Choo!" Aegon babbled loudly, slamming the red train violently into a green carriage, letting out a delighted, ringing giggle at the collision.
Several of the Year Four girls sitting near the front row immediately melted, abandoning their paint palettes to coo at the baby.
Kat smiled, taking a sip of her tea.
"Okay, listen up!" Kat announced, setting her mug down on the desk and clapping her hands together, feeling a surge of adrenaline and joy. "We are moving into our surrealism unit today! I want weird! I want melted clocks and floating apples! Do not give me boring landscapes, or I will feed you to the baby!"
The class laughed, diving into their supply boxes.
Kat hopped off the desk, ready to tackle the day.
Notes:
If you’re ready for the "Ten-Day Siege" while Maekar is in Tokyo, please leave a kudos and/or a comment!
Chapter 29: Chapter Twenty-Nine: The Embargo
Summary:
In which Kat executes a hand-block, and Maekar officially surrenders to a Six-Month Embargo.
Song recommendation for this chapter -
In This Shirt – The Irrepressibles
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
The shrill, grating blare of the mid-morning bell echoed down the yellow-painted corridors, signaling a brief reprieve from the academic onslaught.
Kat quickly wiped a smear of cerulean blue acrylic from her cheek with the back of her hand. She left her students to pack away their surrealist paintings and strode out of the art room, heading directly for the staff sanctuary.
She pushed the scuffed door of the staff room open. The air inside was thick with the scent of cheap instant coffee and the low, exhausted murmurs of teachers complaining about the syllabus.
Kat bypassed the small cluster of educators gathered around the sputtering kettle. She headed straight for the far corner of the room, toward the battered leather sofa usually claimed by Markl.
The sofa was currently occupied by a very tired boy.
Benji was curled up into a tight ball on the cushions, his backpack serving as a makeshift pillow. His chest was rising and falling in a deep rhythm. The dark, bruised circles under his eyes looked even more pronounced in the harsh fluorescent lighting of the staff room.
Kat’s expression softened into a look of aching sympathy. She hated seeing her gremlins hurting.
She walked quietly over to the sofa, crouching down so she was at eye level with the sleeping boy. She didn't shake him awake. She reached out, her hand gently resting on his shoulder, giving him a soft, reassuring squeeze.
"Benj," Kat murmured, her voice pitched low and gentle. "Wake up, mate. Break time."
Benji groaned, a miserable sound, slowly peeling his eyes open. He blinked against the harsh light, looking disoriented for a fraction of a second before he registered Kat crouching next to him.
"Morning," Benji mumbled, rubbing his face and sitting up slowly. He looked infinitely better than he had two hour ago, but the exhaustion still lingered in his posture.
"You look slightly less like a Victorian ghost child," Kat smiled, sitting back on her heels. "Did you get some sleep?"
"Yeah. The sofa’s actually really comfy," Benji nodded, stretching his arms over his head.
"Good," Kat said, her tone shifting slightly, becoming more serious, more focused. She leaned forward, resting her arms on her knees. "Listen to me, Benji. I know things are rough at home right now. And I know it’s hard to focus on school when you’re running on fumes."
Benji looked down at his lap, picking at a loose thread on his uniform trousers. He didn't say anything, but the tight, anxious set of his jaw spoke volumes.
Kat reached into her tote bag. She didn't pull out a detention slip or a referral to the school counselor. She pulled out a sleek pair of black, over-ear, noise-canceling headphones.
They weren't cheap, generic school supplies. They were the expensive, studio-quality headphones Kat usually used when she was painting large-scale murals and needed to block out the noise of the city traffic.
She held them out to him.
"Take these," Kat instructed softly.
Benji looked at the headphones, his eyes widening in surprise. He hesitated, not reaching for them. "Kat, I can't take those. They look really expensive. My dad would..." He trailed off, the implication clear. His father wouldn't believe a teacher had simply given him something so valuable.
"Tell your dad you borrowed them from the art department for a multimedia project," Kat supplied the lie smoothly, pressing the headphones firmly into his hands. "I don't care what you tell him. Just use them. When they start screaming tonight, put these on, play some music, and block it out. You need to sleep, Benji."
Benji stared at the padded headphones in his hands. He looked up at Kat, his eyes shining with a overwhelming gratitude that made Kat’s heart ache.
"Thank you, Miss," Benji whispered, his voice thick.
"Don't mention it," Kat smiled, reaching out to ruffle his hair. "Now, do you want me to call your mam? I can have a quiet word with her. Tell her your grades are slipping because you're exhausted. Sometimes parents just need a sharp reminder that their kids are actually in the house."
Benji shook his head rapidly, a flash of genuine panic crossing his face. "No. No, please don't call her, Kat. It’ll just make it worse. She’ll think I’m complaining about her to the school, and she’ll start screaming at me instead. Hopefully, the headphones will work."
Kat hated it. She absolutely hated sending him back into a volatile environment, but she also knew that sometimes, aggressive intervention from a teacher only escalated the domestic warfare.
"Okay," Kat agreed softly, relenting. "I won't call her. But you have to promise me, Benji: if it gets bad—if it ever gets physical, or if you feel unsafe—you come straight to me. Or you go to Markl. Do you understand? You don't hide."
"I promise," Benji nodded firmly, clutching the headphones to his chest.
"Good lad," Kat said, pushing herself up from the floor. "Right. Go grab some fresh air before the bell rings. And splash some cold water on your face. You've got Science next, and Dr. Miller is immune to my charm."
Benji managed a small, genuine smile, grabbing his backpack and hurrying out of the staff room, looking significantly lighter than he had all morning.
Kat watched him go, letting out a long sigh.
Before the melancholy could fully settle in, the door of the staff room swung open again.
Markl strolled in, looking incredibly smug. He was wearing his pottery apron over his clothes, and balanced effortlessly on his hip, currently attempting to eat the brim of the leather top hat, was Aegon.
Kat had handed the baby off to Markl right before the bell rang so she could have the private conversation with Benji.
"The dragon has been secured," Markl announced, walking over to the leather sofa and depositing the baby onto the cushions. "He managed to get his hands into a bucket of wet slip, but I wiped the worst of it off. He now smells vaguely of damp earth."
"Perfect. It builds character," Kat chuckled, dropping onto the sofa next to the baby. She pulled a clean wipe from her pocket and began scrubbing a lingering smear of grey clay from Aegon’s chubby cheek. "Thanks for watching him, Hatter. How did he do?"
"He is a menace," Markl stated fondly, sitting down on the armchair opposite her. "He threw a lump of stoneware at a Year Seven. The kid was terrified. It was brilliant."
Aegon babbled happily, reaching out to grab that Kat’s green shirt.
"He's a Targaryen," Kat noted dryly. "Throwing things at commoners is practically a genetic requirement."
Markl laughed, leaning back in his chair. He looked at Kat, his dark eyes assessing her slightly stressed posture. "How is Benji?"
"He's exhausted," Kat sighed, her tone turning serious. "His parents are tearing each other apart. I gave him my noise-canceling headphones. Hopefully, it helps him sleep tonight."
Markl nodded slowly, a look of profound understanding crossing his face. "Good call. Better than calling home and starting a fire. He’s a tough kid. He’ll bounce back."
"I know. It just pisses me off," Kat grumbled, aggressively wiping Aegon’s hands. "Parents who treat their kids like collateral damage in their own miserable wars."
Markl knew exactly where that bitter resentment was stemming from. He wisely chose to steer the conversation away from the minefield of Kat’s own parental trauma.
"Right," Markl clapped his hands together, abruptly shifting the subject. "Logistics. You have the after-school art club tonight. The mural submissions."
Kat groaned, letting her head fall back against the sofa. "Don't remind me. I have to photograph every single piece, compile the digital portfolios, and send them off to the council for the public vote before five o'clock, or they won't be entered into the competition. It's going to be a nightmare."
"I can help," Markl offered easily. "I’ll come down to the art room at end of the day and help you photograph the canvases. That should speed things up."
"You are an absolute lifesaver, Markl," Kat breathed, genuinely relieved. "I owe you a pint."
"You owe me several pints," Markl corrected smoothly. "Because I am also going to offer my services as your personal sherpa. Since you are officially abandoning your flat and moving into the Ice Dragon's lair for the next ten days, I assume you need to pack some actual clothes? Unless you plan on wearing his oversized shirts for the duration of your stay."
Markl pointedly gestured to the shirt currently swamping Kat’s frame.
Kat flushed slightly, looking down at the borrowed garment. "It's comfortable."
"It's a territorial marker, Kat," Markl smirked, leaning forward, resting his elbows on his knees. "Which brings me to my next, significantly more important topic of discussion. We are talking about Maekar."
Kat’s entire body tensed. She immediately focused all of her attention on Aegon, adjusting the collar of the baby's striped shirt, refusing to look at the pottery teacher.
"There is nothing to talk about," Kat muttered quickly, her northern accent sharpening defensively.
Markl let out a loud, highly theatrical gasp, slapping a hand over his heart. He stared at her, his dark eyes wide with exaggerated shock.
"Oh, my god," Markl whispered, his voice dripping with scandalous delight. "You fucked him."
"NO!" Kat shrieked, her head snapping up, her face burning a furious shade of crimson that clashed violently with her red wig. "Absolutely not! I did not fuck him!"
Several teachers sitting near the coffee machine turned to look at them in alarm. Kat plastered a fake smile on her face, waving them off until they returned to their conversations.
"I did not sleep with him, Markl," Kat hissed, leaning forward and glaring at her friend. "Do not say things like that in the staff room!"
Markl didn't look deterred. He looked triumphant.
"You didn't sleep with him," Markl deduced, a wicked, chaotic gleam in his eye. "But something happened. You are blushing so hard you are practically glowing in the dark, Kat. Spill."
Kat groaned, burying her face in her hands. She knew she couldn't hide it from him. Markl read her too well.
"He... he kissed me," Kat mumbled into her palms, her voice barely a whisper.
Markl froze. The teasing smirk vanished instantly, replaced by a look of genuine shock.
"He kissed you?" Markl repeated, leaning closer to ensure he had heard her correctly.
Kat dropped her hands, her cheeks still burning. "Well, not exactly. He didn't, like, snog me against a locker. He kissed the corner of my mouth. Right before he left my classroom this morning. In front of the entire form class."
Markl stared at her, his jaw dropping slightly. "The Ice Dragon initiated public, physical contact in front of thirty kids?"
"Yes," Kat nodded miserably. "And he called me 'Kitty'. And he smirked at me like he had just won the lottery. And then he just... walked out."
Markl sat back in his chair. A incredibly wide, utterly delighted grin spread across his face.
"Oh, he is hopelessly smitten with you," Markl declared, his voice ringing with absolute certainty. "He is gone. He is completely conquered."
"He is not smitten!" Kat argued fiercely, waving a hand in dismissal. "Don't be stupid, Markl. He’s a billionaire CEO. He doesn't get 'smitten'. He just wants me because I’m currently around, and because I’m actively refusing to bow down to him. It’s a novelty. A challenge."
Markl gave her a look so dry it could have evaporated the Thames.
"Katherine," Markl said slowly, enunciating every syllable. "The man is worth eighteen billion pounds. He could have any supermodel, actress, or corporate heiress on the planet. Yet he is actively attempting to seduce a primary school art teacher who yelled at him, stole his cigarettes, and fed his children fast food. He looks at you the exact same way Lyonel looks at Dunk."
Kat actually laughed at that, a harsh, cynical sound.
"I severely doubt it, Markl," Kat rolled her eyes. "Lyonel wants to marry Dunk. He’s been planning their wedding since the second he laid eyes on him. Maekar just wants to get laid. He wants to conquer the loud, annoying northern girl who told him 'no'. It’s an ego trip."
"I see absolutely no difference," Markl countered stubbornly. "The look is the same. It is the look of a man who has found his absolute center of gravity."
"You are delusional," Kat sighed, picking Aegon up and settling him securely on her lap. "I bet you anything he moves on. He’s leaving for Tokyo tomorrow morning. He’s going to be gone for ten days. He’ll fly to Japan, he’ll probably fuck some gorgeous corporate executive in a penthouse suite, and by the time he gets back, he’ll be over whatever weird, territorial phase this is. It’ll die off. Nothing is going to happen."
Markl stared at her, a challenging, highly competitive spark lighting up in his dark eyes.
"You want to bet?" Markl asked smoothly, leaning forward.
Kat frowned. "Bet what?"
"I bet," Markl stated, holding a finger up, "that he does not move on. I bet that by the time he returns from Tokyo, he is going to be significantly more obsessed with you. In fact, I am formally calling dibs on being the godfather when you inevitably get wifed up and pregnant, and I want a private beach house on whatever tropical island you inevitably purchase with his money."
Kat stared at the pottery teacher. The unhinged confidence of his prediction was staggering.
Kat threw her head back and let out a loud, genuine, ringing laugh that echoed across the staff room.
"A beach house?" Kat chuckled, shaking her head. "You are insane. Fine. Deal. But when I win—when he comes back from Japan and completely ignores my existence—you have to give me your leather jacket."
Markl gasped, clutching the lapels of his battered, paint-stained leather jacket protectively.
"Now that is going too far," Markl protested, genuinely offended. "This jacket is vintage! It is a core component of my aesthetic!"
"Those are the stakes, Hatter," Kat smirked, holding her hand out across the coffee table. "Take it or leave it."
Markl looked at her outstretched hand. He looked at the oversized green shirt she was wearing. He knew exactly how this story ended.
Markl reached out, grasping her hand and shaking it firmly.
"You're on, Mama Wyvern," Markl grinned. "Prepare to buy me a beach house."
They spent the remainder of the break time laughing, the tension entirely dissipating. The conversation naturally shifted away from billionaires and emotional trauma, devolving into the standard realm of teacher gossip.
"Did you see the way the new P.E. teacher was looking at the Head of Maths during the staff briefing yesterday?" Markl whispered conspiratorially, leaning in close.
"Oh, they are absolutely fucking," Kat nodded immediately, invested in the scandal. "They both showed up to school ten minutes late on Tuesday, and he was wearing his jumper inside out. It’s glaringly obvious."
"I knew it!" Markl cheered quietly, slapping his knee. "I told Jackson they were fraternizing in the supply closets!"
The shrill, demanding blare of the warning bell interrupted their gossip session, signaling the imminent start of the third period.
"Right, duty calls," Kat sighed, standing up and hoisting Aegon onto her hip. She adjusted the green shirt, ensuring it was pulled down securely over her boxer-briefs. "I'm heading to the nursery wing. It's Friday baby time. We are doing messy art play."
"Gods have mercy on the cleaning staff," Markl chuckled, standing up and grabbing his top hat. "I’ll see you this afternoon to photograph the murals, Kat."
"Thanks, Markl," Kat smiled, waving as the pottery teacher headed for the door.
Kat carried Aegon out of the staff room and down the brightly lit corridors, heading toward the dedicated nursery section of the academy.
Currently, about fifteen toddlers and preschool-aged children were running around, supervised by three exhausted-looking early years educators.
Kat pushed the door open, the chaotic noise washing over her.
"Morning, Sarah!" Kat called out to the lead nursery teacher, a kind-faced woman who looked permanently stressed.
"Kat! Thank goodness," Sarah sighed in relief, walking over. "The paints are already set up on the sensory tables. They are practically vibrating with anticipation."
"Perfect," Kat grinned.
She walked over to the center of the room, setting Aegon down onto the soft, foam-covered floor.
Aegon was initially hesitant. He was used to being the only baby in a silent estate, surrounded by adults. He stood perfectly still, his eyes wide, watching the other children run, scream, and throw blocks.
But as Kat walked over to the sensory tables and began squeezing vibrant puddles of non-toxic, washable finger paints directly onto the plastic surface, Aegon’s hesitation vanished.
"Come on, little dragon," Kat encouraged, patting the table. "Get your hands dirty."
Aegon babbled happily, marching over to the low table. He didn't hesitate. He plunged both of his tiny hands directly into a puddle of bright yellow paint, squishing the cold, slimy substance between his fingers with delight.
For the next hour, Kat abandoned all pretense of maintaining order. She supervised the messy artistic process. She encouraged the toddlers to mix colors, to smear the paint across the paper, and to explore the textures.
Aegon was in his element. He was covered from head to toe. His bright teal joggers were stained with red. His striped shirt was smeared with green. He had a massive streak of blue paint across his forehead, contrasting wildly with his silver hair.
He was playing alongside two other toddlers, happily babbling and offering them fistfuls of paint, completely integrated into the messy reality of a normal childhood.
Kat stood back, wiping a smear of paint from her own cheek, watching him.
Kat smiled, a soft expression.
He's not going to move on, Kat realized, the truth settling deep into her chest with a terrifying, exhilarating weight. And maybe I don't want him to.
The shrill, demanding blare of the lunch bell finally cut through the messy joy of the nursery room.
Kat let out a exhausted sigh, wiping a fresh smear of bright yellow finger paint from her forehead. The toddlers were currently being corralled by the nursery staff toward the low sinks for a desperate attempt at decontamination.
Aegon, however, was resistant to the cleaning process. He was sitting in the center of a plastic mat, covered from head to toe in a abstract masterpiece of primary colors, happily chewing on a blue-stained wooden block.
"Right, come here, you absolute disaster," Kat chuckled, walking over and scooping the paint-covered baby into her arms. She didn't care that he was ruining the shirt she had stolen from Maekar; it was already a lost cause.
She carried Aegon out of the nursery wing, navigating the crowded, noisy hallways toward the art department.
She found Markl in his classroom, surrounded by drying clay projects, violently attacking a stubborn stain on his workbench with a sponge.
"Markl," Kat announced, leaning against the doorframe. "I need your help. I need to go pack."
Markl looked up, his eyes instantly sparking with enthusiastic, gossipy intent. "Ah. The deployment to the Ice Dragon's lair. I am entirely at your service, Katherine. We have exactly forty-five minutes. Let’s go."
Markl tossed the sponge onto the bench, grabbing his leather top hat. He walked toward the door, pulling his keys from his pocket.
Kat suddenly froze. Her eyes widened in horror.
"Fuck!" Kat cursed loudly, slapping a paint-stained hand against her forehead.
Markl stopped. "What? What’s wrong?"
"I don't have my car!" Kat groaned miserably. "Daeron and Aerion sabotaged me! They hid my Bentley keys under the sofa last night so I couldn't leave, and then Aegon miraculously 'found' them this morning. But Maekar drove us here in the Range Rover! My car is with Baelor!"
Markl blinked, processing the tactical brilliance of the Targaryen children. He let out a loud, sudden bark of laughter. "They actively sabotaged your extraction? Those kids are incredible. Right. We’ll have to get a taxi, then."
"A taxi during the lunch rush in the snow? It’ll take twenty minutes just to get one here," Kat argued, her mind racing.
She looked down the hallway. The door to the music room was propped open.
"Wait," Kat smirked, a chaotic, brilliant idea forming. "We don't need a taxi. We'll just borrow Stool’s car."
Markl raised an eyebrow. "You want to borrow the madman's car? Have you seen it? It looks like it survived a demolition derby."
"It runs," Kat reasoned, already marching down the hall.
She poked her head into the music room. Mr. Stool was sitting at his desk, eating a slightly squashed ham sandwich while reading sheet music.
"Cooky!" Kat called out, using the affectionate, slightly unhinged nickname she had given him years ago. "I need a massive favor. I need your car keys for thirty minutes. Emergency supply run."
Mr. Stool looked up. He didn't hesitate. He didn't ask about insurance or liability. He simply reached into his pocket, pulled out a battered set of keys attached to a neon pink treble clef keychain, and tossed them across the room.
Kat caught them effortlessly.
"Take her, Kat! She pulls slightly to the left, and the heater only works if you hit the dashboard!" Mr. Stool yelled cheerfully. He pointed a finger at Aegon, who was babbling on Kat’s hip. "But I require the tiny, silver-haired maestro in my classroom immediately after the lunch hour! His percussive training must continue!"
"Deal!" Kat laughed, waving the keys. "Thanks, Cooky!"
Five minutes later, they were barreling through the snowy streets of the lower-east district in Mr. Stool’s battered, yellow 2005 Nissan Micra. The heater was indeed broken, and the suspension groaned in agony over every pothole.
Kat was driving, her jaw set in determination, while Markl sat in the passenger seat, holding the paint-covered Aegon securely on his lap.
"This vehicle is a death trap," Markl noted dryly, bracing himself as Kat took a roundabout slightly too fast.
"It builds character," Kat shot back, pulling the Micra up onto the snowy curb outside her apartment building.
They hurried inside, taking the stairs two at a time up to her draft loft.
The moment they were inside, Kat set Aegon down on the overstuffed, orange velvet loveseat in the center of the living area. She quickly surrounded him with a fortress of soft, eclectic plushies she kept around the flat—a giant avocado with a face, a slightly historically accurate plush plague doctor, and a large, fuzzy Baphomet.
She grabbed the remote, turning the television on and finding a colorful, low-stimulus cartoon to keep him occupied.
"Right. Suitcases," Kat announced, marching toward her bedroom.
Markl followed her, dragging two huge, battered vintage leather trunks out from under her bed, along with a smaller, brightly patterned weekend bag.
Kat threw the doors of her wardrobe open. She didn't hesitate. She began indiscriminately pulling clothes from the hangers and throwing them onto the mattress.
There was a brilliant explosion of color. She packed heavily distressed, wide-leg denim jeans. She packed oversized, vintage band t-shirts. She packed a bright neon pink, faux-fur bomber jacket, a pair of sequined leggings, and at least six different, colorful corsets.
"You are packing like you are going to a rave in 1994, Kat, not moving into a billionaire's estate," Markl commented, neatly folding a tie-dye hoodie and placing it into the trunk.
"I am not packing for his approval, Markl. I am packing for survival," Kat muttered, tossing a handful of brightly patterned, mismatched socks into the smaller bag. "Ten days in that sterile mausoleum. I need visual stimulation, or I will literally lose my mind."
She paused, holding a bright yellow, chunky knit sweater. Her shoulders slumped slightly, the manic energy bleeding out of her posture. She dropped the sweater onto the bed and sat down heavily on the mattress.
"I hope I lose the bet, Markl," Kat admitted softly, her voice barely a whisper, staring blankly at the pile of clothes.
Markl stopped folding. He looked at her, his dark eyes softening with understanding.
"I know you do, Kat," Markl replied gently.
He knew her history. He knew the deep unhealed wounds that drove her independence. He knew she had spent the first ten years of her life bouncing through the brutal, unforgiving foster care system, constantly rejected because of her Blackfyre bastard status. He knew she still harbored a irrational fear that Heltar Barlaeris, the terrifying man who had finally adopted her, would one day realize she wasn't worth the trouble and send her back.
Because of that fear, Kat didn't do attachments. She didn't date. She knew that people in her world either wanted her for her money, her influence, or the notoriety of taming the Blood Wyvern. In her entire life, she had only ever allowed two people to truly, unconditionally stay: Dunk, and Markl.
"I'm not going to just give in to his charm," Kat stated, her voice trembling slightly, defensive and vulnerable all at once. "He’s a billionaire, Markl. He’s used to snapping his fingers and getting exactly what he wants. He’s going to have to prove it. He’s going to have to actually prove that he wants me. Not just the convenience of having me around to fix his kids."
Markl walked over, sitting down on the bed next to her. He threw an arm around her shoulders, pulling her into a tight, comforting, side-hug.
"He will," Markl promised softly. "I get why Dunk is so blind to Lyonel, Kat. I really do. You both spent your entire childhoods learning that you weren't wanted. But it is okay to let someone in. It is okay to have fun."
"I can't just 'have fun' or have a casual fling with Maekar, Markl," Kat argued miserably, leaning her head against his shoulder. "He has kids. I am already so attached to them. Daeron, Aemon, Aerion... Egg. If I sleep with him, and it’s just a fling, and it ends... I lose the boys. I have to keep it professional. Because if I get any more attached to them over the next ten days, and then I have to walk away..."
She trailed off, the weight of the potential heartbreak suffocating her.
Markl squeezed her shoulder, a fiercely protective, encouraging gleam returning to his dark eyes.
"Then don't keep it professional," Markl advised, his voice ringing with absolute certainty. "Be you. Be entirely, unapologetically, terrifyingly unhinged. Test him, Kat. Push his boundaries before he even knows your real name. Because if he falls in love with the weird, loud, paint-splattered art teacher who steals his shirts and yells at him... he won't care about your name when he finally finds out."
Kat looked up at him, a cynical scoff escaping her lips. "He will care about my name, Markl. Everyone cares about my name. I’m the Blood Wyvern. I literally stole his Asian shipping fleet."
"I don't care about your name," Markl pointed out reasonably. "And Dunk certainly doesn't care about your name."
Kat paused. The truth of his statement settled warmly into her chest. She offered him a small grateful smile.
"True," Kat agreed softly. "You're both idiots, though."
"We are," Markl grinned, standing up and pulling her to her feet. "Right. Enough emotional vulnerability. We have exactly fifteen minutes to pack your ridiculous disguises."
Kat laughed, the tension breaking. She turned to the floor-to-ceiling mirror panel attached to her wardrobe.
She opened the bottom drawer, revealing a tangled mountain of synthetic lace-front wigs. There were neon pink bobs, long, flowing raven-black curls, and a startling, almost blindingly bright neon green mullet.
Kat grabbed a curly bright purple afro wig. She didn't put it on herself. She turned around and marched over to the orange loveseat.
Aegon was sitting happily among the plushies, watching the television.
Kat gently, carefully plopped the purple afro directly onto the baby's head. It completely swallowed him, the bright curls falling over his eyes.
Aegon froze for a second. He reached up with a paint-stained hand, patting the synthetic hair. Then, he let out a loud, echoing, delighted shriek of laughter, shaking his head so the curls bounced wildly.
Markl roared with laughter, grabbing a sleek, straight blonde bob wig from the drawer and shoving it over his leather top hat. He struck a ridiculous, high-fashion pose in the mirror. "Do I look like a Eastern European art critic?"
"You look like a nightmare," Kat snorted, walking back to the mirror.
She reached up, her hands finding the pins securing her red wig. She pulled them loose, carefully lifting the red hairpiece off her head and setting it on the vanity.
Her natural hair fell free. It was long, cascading past her shoulders to her hips in heavy waves.
She shook her head, running her fingers through the silver locks, letting out a satisfied sigh at the release of tension against her scalp.
On the loveseat, Aegon suddenly stopped giggling.
He pulled the purple afro off his head, dropping it onto the floor. His eyes locked onto Kat. He stared at her, transfixed by the cascade of pure silver hair that perfectly matched his own.
"It's me, Egg," Kat smiled gently, turning away from the mirror and walking over to the loveseat. She crouched down in front of him. "It's just Kitty."
Aegon didn't look convinced. He raised his arms, the universal toddler demand to be held.
Kat obliged, lifting the baby off the cushions and settling him onto her hip.
The moment he was secure, Aegon reached out. He didn't gently pat her hair. His tiny, surprisingly strong fist clamped directly onto a thick lock of her silver hair near her temple, and he yanked, exactly as he always did when she was wearing a wig.
"Ow! Oww!" Kat yelped, wincing in genuine pain as her scalp protested. "Egg, let go! That’s real! That’s actually attached to my head!"
Aegon immediately released her hair, looking slightly startled by her reaction. The wigs usually just slipped; this had resistance.
He stared at her face. Without the distraction of the bright red hair, his violet eyes locked directly onto hers. He stared at the warm, earthy brown of her left eye, and the luminous, Valyrian purple of her right.
He recognized the purple. It was the same color as his father's eyes. It was the same color as his brothers' eyes.
Aegon’s little face split into a blindingly bright, certain smile.
"Mama!" Aegon announced loudly, patting her cheek with a paint-stained hand.
Markl, who had been shoving the blonde bob wig into a suitcase, froze. He turned slowly, looking at the art teacher and the silver-haired baby. Markl burst into a loud, wheezing fit of hysterical laughter.
Kat’s eyes widened in panic.
"No, no, no, no," Kat chanted rapidly, shaking her head. She bounced him gently on her hip. "Not Mama, Egg. Kitty. I'm Kitty."
Aegon was not deterred. He was a Targaryen, and he had made his decision.
"Mama!" Aegon repeated stubbornly, his volume increasing, asserting his dominance over the situation.
"I am going to lose my mind," Kat groaned, dropping her forehead against the baby's shoulder. She looked up at Markl, who was practically crying with laughter. "Stop laughing! He can't call me Mama! Maekar will think I’m actively brainwashing him!"
"You cannot argue with a one-year-old, Kat!" Markl wheezed, zipping the final suitcase shut. "He has spoken! The decree is absolute! You are Mama!"
"Mama!" Aegon cheered, entirely thrilled with his new vocabulary word, ignoring Kat’s desperate attempts to correct him.
"Fine," Kat surrendered miserably, realizing the battle was lost at the moment. She walked back over to the mirror, quickly securing her red wig back into place, hiding the silver hair once more.
She turned back to the drawers, grabbing three vastly different wigs—a sleek black bob, a long brunette wave, and a neon pink messy cut—and shoving them into the smaller weekend bag.
Markl watched her pack the synthetic hair. "Why are you packing an arsenal of disguises? Are you planning a bank heist?"
"No," Kat explained, zipping the bag shut. "It's an alibi. If they ever accidentally see me without a wig—if they see the silver hair—I can just claim it’s another one of my high-end lace-fronts. I’ll just say I prefer to keep my real hair color a mystery. It’ll keep them too occupied trying to figure out my actual hair color to realize the silver is real."
Markl nodded slowly, acknowledging the tactical brilliance of the lie. "Does Maekar know your real eye color? Does he know you wear lenses?"
Kat paused, her hand resting on the handle of the vintage trunk. She thought about the intense, loaded moments she had shared with him.
"I don't know," Kat admitted slowly. "I'll ask him tonight. I'll make a game out of it or something."
She checked the clock on the wall. They had exactly five minutes before the lunch hour ended.
"Right. Let's go," Kat announced, grabbing the handles of the two leather trunks. "The launch sequence is nearly over."
Markl hoisted the smaller weekend bag onto his shoulder, adjusting his top hat. "Lead the way, Mama Wyvern."
"I hate you," Kat grumbled, dragging the heavy trunks toward the door.
"Love you too," Markl grinned, following her out into the snowy afternoon.
The atmosphere inside the art room was practically vibrating with a high-stakes energy. It was 4:00 PM on a Friday, and the deadline for the municipal mural competition was looming like an executioner’s axe.
"Right, gremlins!" Kat bellowed, standing on a slightly wobbly wooden stool in the center of the room to project her voice over the loud, overlapping chatter and the heavy bass of an indie-rock playlist pumping from her portable speaker. "If your shading isn't finished, fake it! If your linework is sloppy, call it abstract! But I need to photograph these canvases and upload the digital portfolios to the council servers by five o'clock, or we are officially disqualified!"
A collective groan, mixed with a surge of panicked, furious brushstrokes, echoed around the large space. Thirty kids from various year groups were hunched over canvas sheets laid out across the pushed-together desks. The room smelled overwhelmingly of wet acrylic paint, turpentine, and teenage desperation.
Sitting at a desk near the back windows, separated from the high-stress was Aerion.
The ten-year-old wasn't panicking. He was casually sketching on his own canvas. Sitting across from him, Leo, Sal, and Benji were arguing passionately about the color palette of their own group submission—a graffiti-style depiction of a skyline being attacked by a giant pigeon.
Down in the playpen in the center of the room, Aegon was actively creating his own avant-garde masterpiece. Kat had laid out a sheet of paper and provided the one-year-old with three shallow bowls of non-toxic, edible, primary-colored finger paints. Aegon was currently covered up to his elbows in a toxic green mixture, slapping his hands against the paper with loud, delighted shrieks.
Aerion looked up from his sketchbook, his eyes tracking Kat as she hopped down from the stool and began inspecting a girl's shading technique.
Aerion pulled his phone from his pocket, checking the time. He frowned, looking back at his art teacher.
"Hey, Kat!" Aerion called out, raising his voice to cut through the music.
Kat spun around, wiping a smear of cadmium red from her cheek with the back of her hand. "What's up, Duck? You need a sharper pencil?"
"No," Aerion replied, pointing his pencil at her. "Have you told Dad that we're staying late? He usually expects us back at the estate by five."
Kat froze.
The warm, encouraging smile vanished from her face, replaced by a look of wide-eyed panic.
"Oh... noOoOoo," Kat groaned, the syllable dragging out into a miserable whine. She slapped her paint-stained hand against her forehead, leaving a faint red smudge above her eyebrow. "I completely forgot. With the snow yesterday and the schedule changes, my brain entirely dumped the logistics."
She jogged over to her desk, frantically digging through her tote bag until her fingers brushed the cold metal of her smartphone.
"I'll call him right now," Kat muttered, unlocking the screen. "Pray for my soul, Duck. The Ice Dragon is going to be breathing literal fire."
Aerion winced sympathetically, turning back to his drawing as his friends continued to debate the giant pigeon's eye color.
Kat walked briskly toward the back of the classroom, seeking a marginal sliver of quiet near the supply closets. She hit the dial button on Maekar’s contact, lifting the phone to her ear.
The line rang twice.
"What?" The single syllable cracked through the speaker like a physical whip. It was sharp, incredibly aggressive, and dripping with the kind of ruthless, impatient corporate hostility that usually made grown men weep in boardrooms.
Kat physically recoiled, her hackles instantly raising.
There was a split-second pause on the other end of the line. The background noise of hushed, executives shifting in their leather chairs filtered through the speaker.
"Katherine," Maekar’s voice abruptly shifted. The freezing, lethal edge vanished, instantly replaced by a deep, slightly breathless, apologetic rumble. "Forgive me. I did not check the caller identification. I am currently navigating a highly contentious conference call regarding the Tokyo integration. I assumed you were my logistics director."
Kat let out a long, slow exhale, her shoulders dropping slightly. "It's fine, Dictionary Boy. I know you leave for Japan tomorrow morning. I know you're stressed. But we have a slight logistical snag for this evening."
"A snag?" Maekar repeated, his tone instantly sharpening with paternal alertness. "Are the boys unharmed? Is Aegon—"
"The boys are perfectly fine," Kat interrupted smoothly, looking over at the playpen where Aegon was actively attempting to eat a handful of blue paint. "Aegon is currently turning himself into a Smurf, but he is structurally sound. The snag is entirely my fault."
"Explain," Maekar commanded softly.
"You do know that you have to pick me up this evening, since you insisted on dropping me off and my Bentley is most likely being pampered by Baelor," Kat began, pacing a small circle near the easels. "But today is the final deadline for the municipal mural competition. I have to stay late. Markl and I have to professionally photograph over twenty canvases, compress the files, and upload them to the council servers by five o'clock."
There was a tense silence on the line.
"So," Kat continued, bracing herself for the inevitable corporate pushback, "technically, I am going to have to get a taxi back to the estate with Aerion and Aegon once Markl and I are finished. But I am going to need you to leave the office, go home, and assume command of Daeron and Aemon when Thomas drops them off. I cannot be in two places at once."
The silence stretched for three agonizing seconds.
"Give me five minutes," Maekar stated, his voice flat and devoid of any room for negotiation.
Click.
Kat pulled the phone away from her ear, staring at the darkened screen in disbelief.
"The prick hung up on me!" Kat shrieked to the empty supply corner, her northern temper flaring into a blazing inferno. "He actually hung up on me! OooOoo, I am going to kick his arrogant ass!"
A few feet away, Markl—who was currently leaning over a desk, helping a stressed student mix the perfect shade of midnight blue—let out a obnoxious bark of laughter.
"Trouble in paradise, Mama Wyvern?" Markl teased without looking up from the palette.
"I am going to murder him and bury him under the floorboards of this classroom," Kat hissed, shoving her phone back into her pocket.
Exactly five minutes later, her phone buzzed in her pocket.
Kat snatched it out, swiping the green button with enough force to crack the screen.
"What?!" Kat barked, intentionally throwing his own hostile greeting back in his face.
"I am currently en route to your location," Maekar announced, his voice smooth, completely ignoring her hostility. The faint, muffled sound of his Range Rover’s engine revving filtered through the speaker. "I have instructed Thomas to collect Daeron and Aemon from St. Jude’s and deliver them directly to King’s Row Academy. The family will consolidate at your coordinates."
Kat’s jaw dropped. "Maekar, absolutely not! You cannot bring the boys here right now! It is a madhouse! You should have just gone home to the estate and waited for me with the boys!"
"I am not waiting in an empty estate while you wrangle thirty children and an infant in a public facility," Maekar countered stubbornly. "I am coming to assist you."
"I don't need your assistance!" Kat growled, her hand balling into a fist at her side. "I need you to manage your own kids in your own house!"
"Thomas is already en route. My trajectory is set. I will arrive in approximately twenty minutes. Do not argue with me, Katherine," Maekar rumbled, his tone vibrating with that dark, dominant edge that usually made her blood boil—and her pulse race.
"You are an insufferable, controlling, dictatorial nightmare!" Kat yelled into the receiver.
"I shall see you shortly," Maekar replied, entirely unbothered.
He hung up again.
Kat let out a sound that was half-scream, half-groan, marching back to the front of the classroom. "Right! Brushes down! Time is up! Step away from the canvases!"
The next twenty minutes were a blur of frantic, highly organized chaos. The kids stepped back, wiping their hands on towels, their faces flushed with a mixture of exhaustion and artistic pride.
Kat and Markl moved methodically through the room. They weren't just taking photos; they were treating the kids like professional artists.
"Sarah, the depth of field on this cityscape is staggering," Kat praised warmly, standing in front of a sprawling, moody piece. "You really nailed the forced perspective. Be proud of this."
"The color theory in the foreground is exceptionally brave," Markl agreed, adjusting the lighting umbrellas he had dragged up from the photography department. "Stand back, let me get the lens focused."
They were halfway through the room, moving toward Leo, Sal, and Benji’s giant pigeon mural, when the doors of the art room swung open.
The temperature in the room seemed to drop ten degrees.
Maekar stepped into the classroom.
He had clearly abandoned his Tokyo conference call with extreme prejudice. He was wearing his charcoal suit, the jacket unbuttoned, his violet silk tie loosened slightly at the collar. He looked imposing, and entirely alien against the backdrop of neon paint and battered wooden desks.
The kids, who were usually loud and boisterous, immediately fell silent. They parted like the Red Sea, pressing themselves against the walls to grant the towering billionaire a wide berth.
Maekar ignored them. His eyes swept the room, instantly locating Aerion in the back, and Aegon in the playpen, before finally locking onto Kat.
He strode purposefully across the room, stopping directly beside her and Markl.
"I have arrived," Maekar announced, his deep voice carrying effortlessly in the sudden quiet.
"I can see that, Dictionary Boy," Kat muttered, refusing to look at him, keeping her eyes fixed on the camera lens in Markl’s hands. "Try not to terrify my students into early retirement. We are critiquing."
Maekar turned his attention to the canvas resting on the desk in front of them. It was a slightly messy, abstract piece executed by a nervous-looking 7 year old boy named Jake. The paint was applied thickly, the colors clashing violently in a chaotic explosion of expressionism.
Maekar stared at the canvas. His analytical, structured brain processed the image. He opened his mouth, entirely prepared to deliver a standard, ruthlessly honest, executive-level critique regarding the lack of structural cohesion and methodology.
"The structural integrity of this composition is entirely lacking in—"
THWACK.
Kat didn't hesitate. She didn't offer a polite warning.
She violently drove her sharp elbow directly into Maekar’s stomach.
Maekar let out a startled grunt, his breath hitching as the physical blow connected perfectly with his solar plexus. He stumbled half a step backward, his eyes wide with shock as he looked down at the fiery-haired woman beside him.
"They are little kids, Maekar," Kat hissed, her voice dropping into a low protective whisper meant only for him. Her mismatched eyes blazed with a uncompromising warning. "If you say one negative, soul-crushing thing to this boy, I will end your bloodline."
Maekar stared at her. He rubbed his stomach, baffled by the audacity of the physical assault.
He looked back at the little boy, who looked like he was preparing to burst into tears.
Maekar cleared his throat, adjusting his suit jacket. He ruthlessly suppressed the Ice Dragon, forcing himself to look at the painting not as a CEO analyzing a spreadsheet, but as a man looking at raw emotion.
"However," Maekar pivoted smoothly, his deep voice softening a fraction of a decibel. He pointed a finger at a specific, turbulent swirl of cadmium yellow in the center of the canvas. "The sheer, unbridled energy radiating from this central focal point is undeniable. It commands attention. You have successfully captured chaos, young man. That is a difficult feat."
The boy’s terrified expression vanished instantly, replaced by a beaming smile of pure pride. The billionaire had praised his chaos.
Kat smiled, a soft, immensely satisfied expression crossing her face. She gave Maekar an approving nod.
Maekar leaned down, lowering his head so his mouth was hovering inches from Markl's ear.
"Does she always resort to physical violence when her authority is questioned?" Maekar murmured, his voice a low, directed entirely at Markl, though his eyes never left Kat’s profile.
Markl, who was adjusting the camera tripod, let out a loud snort.
"You're lucky she didn't bite you, Mr. Targaryen," Markl replied cheerfully, not looking up from the lens. "She's a biter when she's stressed."
Maekar’s eyes darkened instantly. A slow, incredibly wicked smirk spread across his face.
"Is she?" Maekar purred, his voice dropping into a husky, dangerously intimate register. He leaned a fraction of an inch closer to Kat. "If she is biting me, Markl, I assure you... it will be in private."
Kat’s entire body went rigid. A blazing flush of heat exploded across her cheeks, sweeping rapidly down her neck and chest.
She turned on him, her hand flying out to smack him forcefully on the bicep.
"Shut up!" Kat hissed frantically, her eyes darting around the room to ensure none of the kids had heard the filthy suggestive comment. "There are children present, you menace!"
Maekar simply chuckled, a rich sound that vibrated in his chest. He was entirely unrepentant.
The doors of the classroom swung open again.
Daeron and Aemon walked in, flanked by Thomas. The two boys looked completely out of place in their crisp, starched navy blue St. Jude’s blazers and perfectly knotted ties, stepping into the chaotic, paint-splattered public school environment.
"Dad!" Daeron called out, navigating through the sea of staring kids. "Thomas said we were consolidating here."
"We are," Maekar nodded, his posture relaxing marginally as his sons approached.
"Right, that is the last canvas!" Markl announced, popping the SD card out of the camera. "The files are secure. We just need to compress and send."
Kat turned to the class. "Okay, gremlins! You are officially dismissed! The murals are submitted! Go home, enjoy the snow, and I will see you all on Monday! Great work today!"
The children erupted into cheers, grabbing their bags and jackets. They filed out of the room, shouting their goodbyes to Kat, throwing curious, lingering glances at the Targaryen family standing in the center of the room.
Within three minutes, the classroom was empty, save for the Targaryens, Kat, and Markl.
Daeron looked around the brightly colored room, his eyes wide with fascination. He looked at the huge mural, the paint-splattered floors, and the playpen where Aegon was currently snoring softly, having exhausted himself with finger painting.
"This place is incredible," Daeron breathed, turning to Kat. "It’s so alive. Our art room at St. Jude’s looks like a hospital wing. Can we... can we go look around the rest of the school? Aerion said the gym is massive."
Markl didn't hesitate. He saw the tactical opening and seized it flawlessly.
"I shall be your tour guide, gentlemen," Markl volunteered immediately, grabbing his leather top hat. He stepped into the playpen, effortlessly scooping the sleeping, paint-covered Aegon into his arms. "Come along, posh boys. I will show you the legendary cafeteria where the culinary tragedy known as the 'rubber pizza' is manufactured."
"Brilliant," Daeron grinned, eager for the excursion.
Aemon pushed his glasses up his nose, following his older brother. Aerion grabbed his backpack, falling into step beside them.
"We shall return shortly!" Markl threw a jaunty salute over his shoulder, a highly knowing, conspiring smirk flashing in Kat’s direction before he herded the boys out the door.
The door clicked shut.
The sudden silence in the classroom was loud.
Kat and Maekar were alone.
The atmospheric pressure in the room shifted instantly. It wasn't the frantic energy of the art club anymore. It was heavy, thick, and suffocatingly charged. It was the same magnetic, explosive tension that had consumed them in the living room the night before.
Kat cleared her throat, turning her back on him. She walked over to her desk, dropping into her creaky swivel chair. She popped the SD card into her laptop, her fingers flying across the keyboard with unnecessary speed.
"I need to compress these files and format the emails," Kat muttered, keeping her eyes glued to the screen. "It’s going to take at least ten minutes."
Maekar didn't sit down. He walked slowly around the desk, stopping directly beside her chair. He leaned his hip against the edge of the wooden desk, crossing his arms over his broad chest. He didn't look at the laptop screen. He looked down at her.
He watched the erratic, nervous movements of her hands. He saw the faint, lingering flush still painting her cheeks. He smelled the intoxicating scent of his own cedar soap radiating from her skin, mingling perfectly with the sharp tang of turpentine and acrylic paint.
The silence stretched, pulling tighter and tighter until it felt like a physical wire ready to snap.
Maekar closed his eyes for a fraction of a second. He let out a slow exhale.
Fuck it, Maekar decided, his legendary restraint shattering.
He uncrossed his arms. He didn't ask for permission. He moved with the sudden, breathtaking speed of an apex predator.
Maekar leaned down, his large hands gripping the arms of her swivel chair, trapping her in place. He lowered his head, his eyes dark and consumed by raw hunger, aiming his mouth directly for hers.
He was millimeters away.
SMACK.
Kat’s hand flew up with blinding speed, clamping her palm firmly, directly over his mouth, physically blocking the kiss.
Maekar froze. His eyes widened in shock, his lips pressed warmly against the palm of her hand.
Kat sat perfectly still in the chair. Her heart was hammering against her ribs. Her chest was heaving, her breathing ragged, but her mismatched eyes were fiercely resolute.
"No," Kat stated, her voice a low, trembling, but uncompromising whisper.
Maekar didn't pull back. He slowly raised his hand, gently wrapping his fingers around her wrist, pulling her hand away from his mouth. But he didn't try to kiss her again. He stayed leaning over her, his face inches from hers.
"No?" Maekar repeated, his deep voice vibrating with genuine confusion and heavy, frustrated desire. "Kat, I know you feel this. Do not pretend the tension does not exist."
"I am not pretending, Maekar," Kat replied, her northern accent sharpening with emotional defense. She looked up at him, her eyes shining with vulnerability. "But I am not doing this. I am not being your quick fuck before you fly off to Tokyo."
Maekar’s jaw tightened. He recoiled slightly, deeply insulted by the accusation. "I am not after a quick fuck, Katherine. I do not engage in casual, meaningless encounters."
"I don't believe you," Kat countered bluntly, refusing to let him charm his way past her armor. "You're a billionaire. You're used to seeing something you want, taking it, playing with it until you're bored, and then discarding it. But I am not a toy, Maekar. And more importantly..."
Kat’s voice cracked slightly, the raw, bleeding truth of her fear finally spilling out.
"I have gotten too attached to your boys," Kat whispered, tears pricking the corners of her eyes. "I love Daeron. I love Aemon. I love Aerion and Aegon. They have integrated into my life. If I sleep with you, and it falls apart... if you get bored of the art teacher and throw me out... I don't just lose a shag. I get bounced out of their lives. I lose them. And I will not risk breaking their hearts, or mine, just because you're horny."
Maekar stared at her. The maternal protection in her eyes struck him with the force of a physical blow. She wasn't playing hard to get. She was actively guarding his children's emotional stability against his own reputation.
"I am serious about you, Katherine," Maekar murmured, his voice dropping into a register of sincerity.
"If you're serious," Kat challenged, her chin lifting defiantly, "then prove it."
Maekar frowned. "How?"
"Wait," Kat demanded flatly. "Wait six months."
Maekar blinked. The negotiator inside his brain immediately rebooted, entirely rejecting the proposed timeline.
"Six months?" Maekar repeated, his tone incredulous. "That is an absurd, entirely unacceptable parameter. I will be returning from Tokyo in exactly three weeks from the day we met. We will wait three weeks. When I return, the embargo is lifted."
"No," Kat shook her head, crossing her arms. "Six months. No sex."
"Kat, be reasonable," Maekar argued, leaning closer, attempting to deploy his overwhelming presence. "One month. Thirty days. That is more than sufficient time to prove my intentions are permanent."
"Six months, Dictionary Boy," Kat held firm, her eyes flashing with amusement. "Take it or leave it."
"This is not how you negotiate!" Maekar growled, running a frustrated hand through his silver hair. "You do not simply refuse to compromise!"
"It's how I negotiate," Kat shrugged nonchalantly, tapping the enter key on her laptop. "The files are sent, by the way. I hold all the leverage. Six months."
Maekar stared at her. He looked at the stubborn, unyielding set of her jaw. He realized, with a agonizing sigh, that he had no power in this dynamic. He was entirely at her mercy.
"Fine," Maekar surrendered, the word tasting like ash in his mouth. "Six months. No sex."
"Good," Kat smiled victoriously. "And no kissing, either."
Maekar physically flinched.
"No kissing?" Maekar choked out, the devastating cruelty of the amendment practically bringing him to his knees. "Katherine, that is a violation of the Geneva Conventions. You cannot mandate total physical isolation."
"I just did," Kat smirked.
Maekar let out a long, loud, genuinely agonizing groan. He dropped his head, burying his face directly into the crook of her neck, his forehead resting heavily against her collarbone.
"Kat, please," Maekar begged, his voice a muffled, desperate vibration against her skin, abandoning all aristocratic dignity. "I leave for Tokyo tomorrow morning. I will be isolated in a foreign country for ten days. I cannot survive on the memory of a cheek-graze. One kiss. Give me one kiss to see me through the drought."
Kat froze. The burning heat of his breath against her neck, the desperate vulnerability in his plea, sent liquid rush of heat straight to her core.
She closed her eyes, her resolve fracturing.
"One," Kat breathed out, her voice a ragged whisper. "Just one."
Maekar didn't hesitate. He didn't lift his head.
He turned his face slightly, his lips pressing a soft, burning, gentle kiss against the sensitive skin right beneath her jaw.
Kat let out a involuntary gasp, her hands gripping the armrests of her chair so tightly her knuckles turned white.
Maekar trailed his mouth slowly, agonizingly up the column of her neck. He didn't rush. He placed light, teasing, feather-soft kisses along her jawline, his warm breath ghosting over her skin. The sensual buildup was infinitely more devastating than a rushed collision.
Kat couldn't stop it. Her head fell back, granting him total access, a soft, breathless sigh escaping her parted lips.
He kissed his way to the very corner of her mouth, pausing right where he had grazed her that morning. He lingered there, torturing her.
Kat couldn't take it anymore. Driven by a primal, desperate hunger, she turned her head.
Their lips collided.
The explosion was instantaneous. There was no hesitation, no gentle exploration. It was a hot, desperate, passionate collision of teeth, tongues, and suppressed desire.
Maekar let out a low, territorial growl deep in his chest. His hands dropped from the armrests, wrapping securely around her waist. He didn't ask for permission. He hauled her effortlessly up from the swivel chair, backing her up until her thighs hit the edge of her paint-splattered desk.
With a swift sweep of his arm, Maekar cleared the remaining notebooks and pencils off the surface, disregarding the academic environment.
He lifted her by the hips, sitting her squarely onto the edge of the desk, stepping perfectly between her parted knees.
Kat’s hands flew up, burying themselves desperately in the silver waves of his hair, pulling him closer, anchoring him to her. She opened her mouth beneath his, surrendering to the consuming rhythm of his kiss. He tasted of black coffee, mint, and intoxicating power.
He kissed her as if he were trying to memorize the exact shape and taste of her mouth to survive a famine. He devoured her, his tongue sweeping hot and demanding against hers, his large hands gripping her hips with a bruising intensity.
Kat was completely lost. Her head was spinning, her chest heaving, the entire world outside the four walls of the art room ceasing to exist.
After what felt like an eternity of breathless, consuming heat, Maekar slowly pulled back.
His chest was heaving heavily against hers. His violet eyes were dilated, practically black with desire. He looked at her flushed face, her swollen lips, and he realized with a terrifying clarity that he needed to slow down, or he was going to break his own six-month embargo right there on a school desk.
Maekar closed his eyes, taking a deep, shuddering breath, forcing the feral hunger under control.
He leaned back down. He didn't devour her this time. He kissed her slowly. Deeply. Thoroughly. He took his time, savoring the soft, plush slide of her lips against his, drinking in the quiet, breathy sighs she made into his mouth. He kissed her until her entire body went boneless against him, until he had completely, irrevocably claimed her.
When they finally, reluctantly broke apart, Kat was panting heavily, her forehead resting weakly against his chin.
Maekar rested his forehead against hers, a harsh, jagged exhale escaping his lips.
"I should not have done that," Maekar murmured, his voice rough, his thumbs stroking the sides of her hips.
"Why?" Kat giggled breathlessly, her fingers still tangled in his silver hair. "It was a fantastic kiss. Best keep you going for the next six months, Dictionary Boy."
"I should not have done it," Maekar clarified, his eyes locking onto hers, "because it has made the embargo infinitely worse. Now that I know what you taste like, Katherine, all I want to do is kiss you. I want to kiss you until neither of us can breathe."
Kat’s heart stuttered. She swallowed hard, a fresh flush of heat burning her cheeks. "You'll survive the wait, Maekar."
"I will survive," Maekar agreed, his voice dropping into a low register of pure devotion. "Because I want your last kiss as well."
Kat frowned, her hazy, kissed-stupid brain struggling to process the phrasing. "My last kiss? What does that mean? Like... grow old with someone?"
"Like grow old with someone," Maekar confirmed, his gaze intense and stripped of all armor. "I do not play games, Kat. I do not engage in meaningless flings. When I know something is right, I secure it. I make it mine."
Kat stared at him paralyzed.
"I have been entirely sold on you since our very first email exchange," Maekar confessed, his hands tightening on her hips. "You challenged me. You demanded respect. I am not letting you go, Kat. The boys need you. But more importantly... I need you."
He leaned closer, his lips brushing the shell of her ear.
"After six months," Maekar whispered, sealing the promise into her soul. "You are mine."
Kat sat on the desk, utterly amazed. The Ice Dragon had just laid his entire empire at her feet.
She looked into his eyes, reading the undeniable truth burning in them.
Kat nodded slowly, a hopelessly conquered smile breaking across her face.
"Six months," Kat agreed softly.
"Six months," Maekar echoed.
He stepped back, taking her hands in his and gently, helping her down from the paint-splattered desk. He smoothed the lapels of his suit jacket, forcing the CEO back into place, though his eyes remained soft.
"The files are sent," Maekar noted, looking at her closed laptop. "Your obligations here are concluded. I am taking my family out for dinner."
Kat smiled, loving the way he casually included her in the possessive claim of 'his family'.
"Okay," Kat agreed, grabbing her tote bag.
Just as she slung the bag over her shoulder, the doors of the art room burst open.
Daeron, Aemon and Aerion flooded back into the room, their cheeks flushed from running around the school. Behind them, Markl strolled in, carrying a surprisingly awake Aegon on his shoulders.
Markl stopped inside the doorway. His sharp observant eyes swept over the room. He saw the cleared-off desk. He saw the flushed, slightly swollen state of Kat’s lips. He saw the way Maekar was standing just a fraction of an inch too close to her, looking like a man who had just conquered the world.
Markl caught Kat’s eye over the heads of the boys.
The pottery teacher offered a victorious smile, silently mouthing the words: Beach. House.
Kat rolled her eyes, suppressing a giggle, and flipped him a discreet, affectionate middle finger.
Maekar turned his attention to the group. The CEO was entirely gone, replaced by a man who looked remarkably relaxed.
"Mr. Markl," Maekar addressed the pottery teacher, his tone polite and unexpectedly warm. "Kat and I are taking the boys out for dinner to celebrate the submission of the murals. Would you care to join us?"
The three boys paused, looking at Markl, hopeful that the eccentric teacher would accept.
Markl adjusted his leather top hat, shifting Aegon slightly on his shoulders. He looked at Maekar, recognizing the olive branch being offered.
"Well," Markl shrugged casually, a familiar, chaotic smirk playing on his lips. "I suppose I could eat. Lead the way, Dictionary Boy."
Maekar didn't scowl at the nickname. He simply turned, placing his hand on the small of Kat’s back, and led his family out into the snowy night.
Notes:
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Chapter 30: Chapter Thirty: A Molten Center
Summary:
In which Maekar orders a comfort cloud, and Kat survives a run-in with a Tyrell Viper.
Song recommendation for this chapter -
Too Sweet - Hozier
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
The freezing winter air outside the King’s Row Academy art department was a stark contrast to the boiling, electric tension that had just radiated through the classroom. As they stepped out into the snowy evening, the streetlights were beginning to flicker on, casting long, golden pools of illumination across the slush-covered pavement.
The logistical extraction from the school required a two-car convoy.
Maekar radiating a deeply satisfied, dangerously territorial aura, practically commandeered the arrangement. He steered Kat, the babbling Aegon, and an incredibly amused Markl toward his black Range Rover. Thomas, who had been waiting patiently with the engine idling, was instructed to take the three older boys in the Mercedes-Maybach and follow them to the restaurant Maekar had selected for their celebratory dinner.
As the doors of the Maybach clicked shut, sealing the three Targaryen heirs in the heated, leather-bound cabin, the atmosphere instantly shifted from polite obedience to tactical espionage.
Daeron immediately slumped forward, resting his elbows on his knees, a grin splitting his face. He looked at his younger brothers, his eyes dancing with the thrill of successful sabotage.
"I am a literal genius," Daeron announced, his voice hushed but practically vibrating with pride. "The keys under the sofa? Flawless. Impeccable execution. They had absolutely no idea it was me."
Aemon, sitting perfectly upright with his hands resting neatly on his lap, pushed his glasses up the bridge of his nose. He offered his older brother a rare, genuine nod of respect.
"I must concede, Daeron, your improvisational sabotage of Miss Hart’s extraction parameters was highly effective," Aemon analyzed, his tone clinical but his eyes bright. "It forced a logistical bottleneck that required Father to intervene directly. The subsequent domestic integration was a direct result of your interference."
"Exactly," Daeron beamed. "And now, we have the ultimate advantage. Dad is leaving for Tokyo tomorrow morning. He’s going to be gone for ten whole days."
Aerion leaned forward from the opposite seat, lowering his voice as he glanced nervously at the privacy partition separating them from Thomas. "Ten days. That's a long time. What if she gets bored of us? What if she misses her flat?"
"She isn't going to get bored," Daeron stated firmly, shaking his head. "We are going to execute the Ten-Day Siege. We have exactly two hundred and forty hours to make Kat fall so deeply, hopelessly, irreversibly in love with this family that she never, ever wants to leave. By the time Dad’s plane lands at home, she needs to be permanently anchored to the estate."
"We must employ a multifaceted psychological campaign," Aemon agreed, his strategic mind already mapping out the variables. "Father has clearly established the romantic beachhead. The kiss this morning, while fleeting, fundamentally altered their dynamic. However, Father is notoriously emotionally stunted. We cannot rely solely on his charm, especially when he is thousands of miles away."
"So we do the heavy lifting," Daeron concluded. "We remind her constantly of his good qualities. We point out how much he actually cares about us, even when he’s being a dictator. But we also need to leverage her core vulnerabilities."
Aerion frowned, tilting his head. "What vulnerabilities? Kat isn't vulnerable. She threatened to bury a kid under the floorboards today."
"Her empathy, Aerion," Aemon corrected softly, his perceptive gaze meeting his brother's. "Miss Hart possesses a profound, almost aggressive capacity for empathy, particularly regarding individuals she perceives as marginalized or distressed."
Daeron’s eyes widened as the pieces clicked together. "You're right. She physically cannot ignore someone in pain. Look at how she treats Egg."
"Precisely," Aemon nodded. "And currently, the most distressed individuals in our immediate familial circle are Uncle Baelor, Valarr, and Matarys."
Aerion gasped, catching on to the brilliant, manipulative thread. "I already told Kat about the divorce idea! She knows Uncle Baelor is trapped with Aunt Jena!"
"Excellent groundwork, Aerion," Aemon praised. "This weekend, we must strategically drop hints. We must vocalize how miserable Valarr and Matarys are. We must casually suggest that Uncle Baelor requires assistance in securing a new, separate residence to escape Aunt Jena's toxicity. If we frame it as a rescue mission for our cousins, Kat’s inherent, protective instincts will engage. She will intervene."
"And if she intervenes to help Uncle Baelor," Daeron finished the thought, a wicked, brilliant smirk matching his father's crossing his face, "she becomes further entrenched in the Targaryen family infrastructure. She becomes indispensable. We play on her empathy exactly the way Dad plays on a competitor's weak supply line when he’s drafting a corporate takeover."
The three boys sat back in the leather seats, a synchronized intelligent silence falling over them. They were their father's sons, through and through. They were about to execute a hostile, emotional takeover of the Queen of the Gremlins, and they were certain of their victory.
Up ahead, Maekar’s Range Rover glided through the slick, snow-covered streets.
Inside the spacious cabin, the dynamic was vastly different from the tactical war room of the Maybach. It was loud, chaotic, and filled with the bouncing, relentless energy of a one-year-old.
Kat sat in the passenger seat, having relinquished the aux cord to Markl, who was currently playing an eclectic mix of 80s synth-pop from the back seat. Aegon was babbling loudly, clutching his dragon and occasionally kicking the back of Kat’s seat with his little boots.
Maekar drove with one hand resting casually at the bottom of the steering wheel, his other arm resting on the center console. He looked impossibly relaxed. The grinding stress of the Tokyo integration had temporarily vanished, overridden by the intoxicating, lingering high of the kiss in the art room.
He glanced over at Kat. She was staring out the window, watching the city lights blur past, the black cashmere overcoat he'd put on her this morning drowning her small frame.
Maekar pulled the Range Rover up to the valet stand of an understated, ultra-exclusive restaurant tucked away in Blackwater Bay. There were no neon signs. There was simply a polished brass door and a discreet, sharply dressed valet standing in the snow.
"We have arrived," Maekar announced, putting the SUV in park.
The moment Kat saw the discreet brass door and the expensive cars lining the curb, a sudden, sharp spike of panic pierced through her chest.
She wasn't just Kat Hart, the chaotic art teacher. She was Lindsay Barlaeris. The silent, invisible half of a multi-billion-pound empire. She operated entirely from the shadows, hidden behind firewalls and proxy signatures, but the people who dined at restaurants like this—the corporate elite, the hedge fund managers, the venture capitalists—were the exact people her father, Heltar, regularly did business with.
If someone inside recognized her even with the wig and different style... her cover would be instantly blown. She would be exposed right in front of Maekar.
"Kat?" Markl asked softly from the back seat, instantly picking up on the rigid tension freezing her spine.
"I'm fine," Kat lied quickly, swallowing hard and forcing her heart rate down. "Just... wasn't expecting somewhere quite so posh for a Friday night."
Maekar stepped out of the car, handing the keys to the valet. He opened the rear door, extracting Aegon from the car seat, before opening Kat’s door.
Kat stepped out onto the snowy pavement, pulling the lapels of Maekar’s coat tightly around her face, practically burying her chin in the fabric in a desperate attempt to obscure her features.
Maekar noticed the shift instantly. He saw the way her eyes darted nervously toward the brass doors. He didn't know she was terrified of exposure; he simply assumed she was feeling out of place, intimidated by the exclusionary wealth of the establishment.
Maekar didn't say a word. He simply stepped close to her, shifting Aegon to his left arm. He reached his right arm out, his hand wrapping securely around the curve of Kat’s waist.
Kat flinched slightly at the contact, but the solid, grounding weight of his hand against her side sent a wave of reassurance washing over her.
"You are with me," Maekar murmured softly, his breath ghosting against her temple. It was a statement of protection. "There is no need for apprehension."
Kat looked up at him, her mismatched eyes softening. She let out a small, shaky exhale, leaning infinitesimally into his side. "Okay. I'm good."
Thomas pulled the Maybach up behind them, and Daeron, Aemon, and Aerion spilled out onto the pavement.
"Right, let's go," Kat announced, forcing the Queen of the Gremlins back to the surface. She reached out, taking Aegon from Maekar’s arm. "I've got the baby. Follow me, hatchlings."
The three older boys immediately fell into step behind her, trailing her like a row of impeccably dressed ducks. Markl sauntered alongside them, his leather top hat catching the snow. Maekar brought up the rear, his hand never leaving the small of Kat’s back as they swept through the doors.
The maitre d', a severe-looking man in a tuxedo, immediately snapped to attention.
"Mr. Targaryen. A pleasure, as always," the maitre d' bowed slightly, gesturing toward the sprawling, dimly lit, incredibly opulent dining room. "Your private alcove is prepared."
They were led through the restaurant. Kat kept her head down, her eyes fixed on the carpet, using the massive bulk of Maekar’s body as a physical shield against the curious stares of the surrounding diners.
They reached a secluded, semi-circular leather booth tucked away in a quiet corner of the restaurant.
Kat let out a sigh of relief as she slid into the booth, placing Aegon securely on her lap. Markl slid in next to her, while the three boys piled into the opposite side. Maekar took the seat on the end, effectively closing the booth off from the rest of the room.
A waiter materialized instantly, holding a leather-bound drink menu.
"Good evening, Mr. Targaryen. May I start the table with sparkling water for the young masters, and perhaps your usual Macallan?" the waiter offered smoothly.
Maekar nodded. "Yes, that will be—"
"Actually, hold the water," Kat interrupted, her northern accent cutting sharply through the hushed, refined atmosphere of the restaurant.
The waiter blinked, looking slightly scandalized by the interruption. Maekar paused, raising a eyebrow.
"We are celebrating," Kat declared, leaning forward and resting her elbows on the polished mahogany table. She looked at the boys. "Daeron, Aemon, Aerion. What do you want to drink?"
The boys stared at her, paralyzed by the sudden breach of protocol. They only ever drank water at restaurants.
"Uh," Daeron stammered, glancing nervously at his father. "Can... can we have Coke?"
"Three Cokes," Kat ordered, turning to the waiter. "And a fresh orange juice for the little dragon here. In a plastic cup with a lid, if you have one, or he will paint your upholstery with it."
Maekar’s jaw tightened slightly. "Kat, carbonated beverages at this hour are entirely detrimental to their sleep cycles."
"They are on a strict nine o'clock bedtime tonight, Dictionary Boy, remember?" Kat smirked, weaponizing his own surrender against him. "They need the sugar crash to put them out. Three Cokes, please."
The waiter nodded nervously, writing it down. "And for the adults?"
Kat didn't even look at the menu. "I’ll have a Purple Rain cocktail. Extra sweet."
"I shall have a Godfather," Markl chimed in smoothly, tipping his top hat. "Heavy on the amaretto."
"And a measure of the fifty-year Macallan, neat," Maekar finished, shooting Kat a look of deeply amused exasperation.
The waiter hurried away to fulfill the chaotic order.
"Right, food," Kat announced, picking up the leather-bound menu. She opened it, scanning the extortionately priced, highly pretentious dishes. Seared scallops with foam. Deconstructed venison. Truffle-infused foam.
Kat let out a quiet, judgmental scoff. She looked over the top of the menu at the boys. "Do you lot want to pick your own food, or do you want me to order?"
"You order," Aerion pleaded immediately. "If we pick, Dad will make us get the grilled fish."
Maekar let out a sigh, pinching the bridge of his nose, but he didn't argue. He had given her operational control of the evening, and he was suffering the consequences.
When the waiter returned with the drinks, Kat was ready.
"Okay, for the three older boys, we need the largest, most unpretentious cut of steak you have, cooked medium-well, with a mountain of actual, recognizable potato chips. No truffle oil, no parmesan dusting. Just chips and salt," Kat ordered rapidly. "For the baby, a bowl of plain, buttered pasta. Short noodles. He’s a choking hazard."
The waiter scribbled frantically. "And for yourself, Madam?"
"I will take a ribeye steak," Kat stated, handing the menu back. "Blue."
Maekar choked on the sip of his Macallan he had just taken. He lowered his glass, staring at her in horror.
"Blue?" Maekar repeated, his voice vibrating with disgust. "Kat, that is practically raw. It is merely seared on the outside. It is barbaric."
"It is delicious," Kat corrected unapologetically. "And I want a side of chips, two fried eggs, and baked beans."
The waiter actually blanched. "Madam, we... we do not serve baked beans."
"Then send a busboy to the Tesco down the street and buy a tin of Heinz," Kat suggested flatly, her eyes flashing with challenge. "I am paying hundred and fifty pounds for a piece of meat. I want beans."
"Right away, Madam," the waiter swallowed hard terrified of the fiery-haired woman. He turned to Markl. "And for you, sir?"
"I will have the sweetbreads, please," Markl ordered pleasantly. "And perhaps the bone marrow appetizer."
Maekar looked at the pottery teacher, a flicker of genuine surprise crossing his face. Sweetbreads and bone marrow were incredibly rich delicacies. It was exactly the sort of thing Baelor would order.
"An interesting choice, Mr. Markl," Maekar noted.
"I am a man of refined, albeit eccentric, tastes," Markl winked.
"And for you, Mr. Targaryen? Your usual salmon?" the waiter asked, eager to escape the chaotic table.
Maekar looked at the menu. He thought of the bland, unseasoned, perfectly healthy fish he had eaten for the last decade. He looked at Kat, who was currently attempting to steal a sip of Daeron’s Coke.
"No," Maekar stated, shocking his entire family. "I will have the venison medallion. Medium-Rare. With the red wine reduction and the roasted root vegetables."
Kat paused, looking over at him. A proud smile broke across her face.
"That sounds nice, Maekar," Kat praised softly.
"I am attempting to expand my operational parameters," Maekar murmured, his eyes locking onto hers, the sensual tension returning instantly to the space between them.
The waiter fled, leaving them to their drinks.
Kat reached across the table. She didn't grab the bright, vibrant purple cocktail sitting in front of her. She grabbed the short crystal glass filled with the dark amber liquid of the Godfather cocktail that had been placed in front of Markl.
Maekar frowned, his brain immediately catching the discrepancy.
"You ordered the Purple Rain," Maekar pointed out, gesturing to the tall, bright glass.
Kat rolled her eyes, taking a sip of the amaretto and scotch mixture. "No, Markl ordered the Purple Rain. I ordered the Godfather."
"But you explicitly stated you wanted the sweet cocktail," Maekar argued, entirely confused.
"I do love sweet cocktails," Kat nodded, unbothered by her own contradiction. "But I also love whiskey. Usually, when I'm out, I just order whiskey neat because it's faster and I'm busy. But if I have the time, I’ll order a cocktail."
Maekar stared at her, his logic entirely short-circuiting. She was a walking, breathing paradox.
"You are an enigma, Kat," Maekar sighed, picking up his own glass of Macallan.
"Don't worry," Kat laughed, reaching across the table and lightly tapping her glass against his. "Your fifty-year-old scotch still tastes like peaty bathwater."
"It is a masterpiece of distillation!" Maekar defended indignantly, offended on behalf of the distillery.
"It tastes like a burnt shoe," Kat countered, sticking her tongue out.
"It is an acquired taste, Kat, one that requires a refined palate," Maekar argued, his pride flaring.
"My palate is perfectly refined," Kat shot back. "It just prefers things that don't taste like they were scraped off the bottom of a bog."
Daeron, Aemon, and Aerion sat in silence, sipping their sugary Cokes, watching their father and the art teacher bicker over whiskey like an old married couple. It was the most entertaining dinner they had ever experienced.
"So, Markl," Aerion asked, leaning over the table, eager to join the conversation. "What are you making in your pottery class right now?"
Markl tipped his hat back, looking at the ten-year-old. "Currently, I am attempting to construct a multi-tiered ceramic fountain shaped like a weeping willow tree. It is structurally disastrous, and it has collapsed in the kiln twice. But when I'm not fighting with mud, I’m actually spending most of my time in the garage."
"A garage?" Daeron asked, his interest piqued. "Do you fix cars?"
"I am attempting to," Markl chuckled. "I bought this ruin of a 1968 classic Mustang on the cheap a few weeks ago. It is entirely rusted out. The engine is practically a solid block of oxidized iron. I’m currently in the middle of tearing the block down to rebuild it."
Kat’s eyes lit up instantly. She loved vintage cars. It was a passion she shared deeply with Dunk.
"A '68 Mustang?" Kat gasped, leaning forward. "Markl, you absolute legend! What state are the cylinders in? If you need a hand pulling the block, let me know. I can strip an engine blindfolded."
"I will definitely take you up on that, Mama. The transmission is currently mocking me," Markl nodded gratefully.
Daeron, Aemon, and Aerion looked at each other, their eyes wide with desperate longing. They had never been allowed to touch anything mechanical in their lives. Their estate garage was filled with luxury vehicles that were serviced by off-site professionals. The idea of getting their hands dirty, of actually building something with tools and grease, was intoxicating.
"Can... can we help?" Daeron asked, his voice trembling slightly with hope. "With the car? We don't know anything about engines, but we could learn."
Maekar, who had been listening to the conversation with mild interest, instantly stiffened. His protective, highly sanitized instincts flared to life.
"Absolutely not," Maekar stated, his voice flat and authoritative. "A rusted, dilapidated vehicle is a massive safety hazard. You do not possess the requisite tetanus vaccinations, nor the mechanical expertise, to engage in such an activity. Furthermore, I will not have the estate covered in industrial engine oil."
The boys’ faces fell instantly, their shoulders slumping in synchronized disappointment. The Ice Dragon had spoken.
Kat didn't miss a beat. She didn't cower. She turned to Maekar, her eyes flashing with challenge.
"They are doing it," Kat declared, overriding his parental veto.
Maekar glared at her. "Katherine, I explicitly forbade it. It is dangerous and unsanitary."
"It is character building, Maekar," Kat argued fiercely, refusing to back down. "They are boys. They need to learn how things work. What happens if they’re driving somewhere and they blow a tire or throw a rod? They need to know how to fix a car. Plus, it will keep them entertained and out of my hair this weekend while you're swanning about in Tokyo."
Maekar’s jaw clenched. He hated losing control of his children's schedules. "The grease will ruin their clothing."
"They have washing machines, Dictionary Boy. It’ll survive," Kat scoffed dismissively. She turned to Markl. "We’ll be at your flat on Sunday morning. Have the spanners ready."
"Excellent," Markl grinned, thrilled by the defeat. "I shall procure extra rags."
The boys beamed, practically vibrating with excitement. They were going to build a Mustang.
"So," Kat continued, turning her attention back to Maekar, effortlessly shifting the conversation away from his defeat. "Tokyo. Tell me about the deployment. Where are you staying? The Imperial?"
Maekar sighed, realizing the battle for the weekend was entirely lost. "Yes. The Imperial Hotel. The proximity to the primary financial district is optimal for the integration meetings."
"Boring," Kat noted, popping a piece of ice into her mouth. "Have you been to Tokyo before? Do you have any plans outside of sitting in a glass box and screaming at executives?"
"I have visited the city on numerous occasions," Maekar replied smoothly. "And no, I do not have extraneous plans. The itinerary is focused on finalizing the shipping logistics. I do not have time for tourism."
"All work and no play makes Maekar a dull boy," Kat teased, leaning her chin on her hand.
Maekar glared at her, but there was no real heat in it.
"You need to get out of the hotel, Maekar," Markl chimed in, swirling the ice in his amaretto. "If you have a free evening, you should visit the Golden Gai in Shinjuku. It’s a maze of tiny, six-seater bars. It’s brilliant. You’ll hate the lack of personal space, which means you definitely need to experience it."
"I will not be visiting a cramped, unsanitary drinking establishment," Maekar stated flatly.
"Fine. If you won't do tourism, we will make a game out of it," Kat announced, a sudden, mischievous idea sparking in her brain. She pointed a finger directly at the billionaire. "I am issuing a challenge. While you are in Tokyo, you have to bring me back a present."
Maekar raised an eyebrow, intrigued despite himself. "A present?"
"Yes. But there are rules," Kat grinned. "You have to bring me back five things. They all have to be red. And the total combined cost of all five items must be under fifteen pounds."
Maekar stared at her as if she had just asked him to calculate the square root of a cloud.
"Under fifteen pounds?" Maekar repeated, his voice laced with disbelief. "Kat, I do not even know what currency equates to fifteen pounds in yen without a calculator. That is an absurdly low financial parameter. I could simply purchase you a piece of jewelry or a silk scarf."
"I don't want a silk scarf, Maekar," Kat rolled her eyes. "Anyone can buy expensive things. That’s boring. The challenge is the fun part. You’re going to have to actively hunt for cheap, weird, red things. It’ll force you out of the boardroom and into the street markets. And it’ll show me exactly what you think I’ll like. It’s a psychological test."
Daeron, Aemon, and Aerion leaned forward eagerly.
"We want a challenge too!" Aerion demanded.
"Absolutely," Daeron nodded. "I want five things that are green."
"And I request five items of historical significance, regardless of color," Aemon added.
Maekar let out a groan, rubbing his temples. "No. Absolutely not. I am finalizing a multi-billion-pound merger. I do not have the time to scour the back alleys of Tokyo for cheap, color-coded trinkets."
"You accepted my challenge, Dictionary Boy," Kat smirked, entirely victorious. "The boys are just collateral damage. Have fun at the 100-yen shops."
Maekar glared at her. Kat just smiled back, a bright, unapologetic expression.
Markl laughed softly, taking a sip of his drink. "This will be a very fun development to watch."
The conversation flowed easily as the drinks settled. Ten minutes later, the waiter returned, balancing a tray of steaming food.
He set the mountains of chips and steak in front of the boys, the bowl of pasta in front of Aegon, and the elegant venison medallion in front of Maekar.
Finally, he set Kat’s plate down.
Maekar looked at it. He actually physically recoiled.
The ribeye steak was seared to a dark, crispy crust on the outside, but as Kat immediately cut into it with her knife, the inside was raw. Dark red blood pooled immediately onto the white porcelain plate, mixing horribly with the bright orange puddle of the baked beans she had extorted from the kitchen staff.
"Good god," Maekar muttered, looking slightly nauseated. "That is not food, Kat. That is a biohazard. It is still bleeding."
"It's perfect," Kat groaned happily, stabbing a piece of the raw meat and popping it into her mouth. She chewed, her eyes closing in bliss. "It melts like butter."
She cut another piece, stabbing it with her fork. She leaned across the table, holding the dripping, bloody piece of meat directly in front of Maekar’s face.
"Try it," Kat dared him, wiggling the fork.
Maekar leaned as far back in his booth as physically possible, his lips pressing into a tight line. "I will not consume raw tissue."
"Don't be a coward, Maekar. Try it," Kat insisted, pushing the fork an inch closer to his nose.
Maekar glared at the meat. He glared at her challenging eyes. He couldn't back down from a dare.
With a look of utter suffering, Maekar leaned forward. He opened his mouth, allowing her to feed him the piece of blue steak.
He chewed slowly, his face a mask of concentration. He swallowed.
"Well?" Kat asked, grinning.
"It is entirely too bloody," Maekar declared, reaching immediately for his scotch to wash the taste away. "The texture is highly distressing. It requires at least four more minutes of thermal application."
"You are uncultured," Kat sighed, returning to her meal.
"She is weird, Maekar," Markl chimed in, cutting into his own sweetbreads. "I agree with you. The lowest acceptable temperature for beef is medium-rare. Anything less is savagery."
"Exactly," Maekar nodded, finding unexpected culinary solidarity with the pottery teacher.
For the next ten minutes, the two men engaged in a highly technical, deeply serious discussion regarding the optimal searing temperatures for various cuts of meat, while Kat rolled her eyes and fed Aegon his pasta.
"Right, boys," Kat announced over the ambient noise of the restaurant, wiping Aegon’s mouth. "Listen up. Since your father is abandoning us for the land of the rising sun tomorrow, we need to finalize the itinerary for the Ten-Days."
Daeron, Aemon, and Aerion immediately stopped eating, their attention locked onto her.
"We are not sitting in that drafty house doing homework for a week and a half," Kat declared, outlining her chaotic manifesto. "Tomorrow, after we drop your dad at the airport, we are going to the indoor waterpark in the West End. I have booked the VIP slides. Sunday, we are tearing Markl’s engine block apart. Monday, after school, we are going to the Natural History Museum because Aemon wants to look at the dinosaur bones. We are having a living-room campout with horror movies on Wednesday, and I am teaching you all how to cook a proper, edible meal on Friday."
The boys were practically vibrating with excitement. It sounded like a dream.
Maekar, who had been listening to her exhausting, fun itinerary, felt a sudden, sharp pang of jealousy pierce straight through his chest.
He didn't want to go to Tokyo. He didn't want to sit in a sterile boardroom and argue about shipping tariffs.
He wanted to go to the waterpark. He wanted to sit in the living room and watch horror movies. He wanted to stay right here, in the messy, beautiful chaos she was building for his family.
Maekar looked across the table at Kat. She was laughing at something Aerion had said, her eyes bright and shining.
Maekar picked up his glass of scotch, taking a slow sip. He was going to miss her. He was going to miss her with a agonizing intensity that terrified him.
Kat sat back against the curved leather of the booth, letting out a long, deeply contented sigh. She reached across the polished table, bypassing the glass of the Godfather cocktail she had originally claimed.
Instead, she grabbed the tall, frosted hurricane glass sitting in front of Markl. The liquid inside was a vibrant artificial shade of neon purple, garnished with a tiny paper umbrella, a maraschino cherry, and a thick wedge of pineapple. She pushed her Godfather to Markl who picked it up and took a sip.
"Right, let's have a go at that," Kat announced, sliding the Purple Rain across the table toward herself.
Maekar frowned, his gaze dropping to the neon concoction. "Kat, you explicitly stated you preferred the amaretto and scotch."
"I did," Kat replied, plucking the paper umbrella out and tossing it onto a side plate. "But I also have a undeniable weakness for anything that tastes like liquefied sugar and bad decisions. Try it."
She pushed the tall glass directly across the table, stopping it inches from Maekar’s hand.
Maekar leaned back, eyeing the purple liquid as if it were a vial of unstable radioactive isotope. "I will not consume a beverage that is the color of an ultraviolet hazard light. It is entirely composed of artificial syrups."
"Don't be a coward, Dictionary Boy," Kat challenged, her mismatched eyes sparkling with chaotic, irresistible mischief. "You ate my raw steak. You can handle a sip of fruit juice. Come on. Expand your operational parameters."
Maekar’s jaw tightened. He glared at the glass, and then he glared at her. He couldn't refuse a direct challenge, especially not when she looked at him with that wicked smirk.
With a look of soul-deep suffering, Maekar reached forward. He lifted the frosted glass, carefully avoiding the maraschino cherry, and took a cautious sip.
The cloying sweet mixture of vodka, blue curaçao, grenadine, and lemonade hit his palate like a sugary freight train. It was the fundamental antithesis of his fifty-year-old, peaty single malt.
Maekar lowered the glass, his face blank, though a microscopic shudder rippled through his broad shoulders.
"Well?" Kat asked, leaning forward, her elbows on the table.
"I hate it," Maekar declared smoothly, his voice of pure disgust. "It tastes like weaponized syrup. It is a crime against mixology."
Kat threw her head back, letting out a loud, ringing giggle that echoed through their private alcove. The sound was so bright, so genuinely joyous, that Maekar immediately forgot how much he despised the drink. He just watched the way her eyes crinkled at the corners, captivated by her amusement.
"Fine, you have zero taste for the finer things in life," Kat laughed, pulling the purple glass back to her side of the table and taking a long sip. She lowered the glass, a teasing spark lighting up her eyes. "Next round, I’m ordering you a Sex on the Beach. You might like the peach schnapps more."
Maekar’s face remained a mask of stone, but a dark, dangerously heat flared instantly in his violet eyes.
"I will not order a beverage that sounds like a human resources violation, Kat," Maekar rumbled, his voice dropping into a husky, intimate register that sent a sudden, electric shiver straight down her spine. "However, if you are offering the actual experience, we can renegotiate our timeline."
Kat’s breath hitched in her throat. She choked slightly on her cocktail, a furious flush of crimson exploding across her cheeks. She kicked him under the table, her boot connecting solidly with his shin.
"Shut up!" Kat hissed frantically, her eyes darting toward the three boys who were currently engrossed in their Cokes. "Behave yourself!"
Maekar simply offered a devastatingly smug smirk, entirely victorious.
The waiter materialized a moment later, silently clearing the last of the side plates.
"Will that be all for the table this evening, Mr. Targaryen?" the waiter asked politely, holding a leather folio containing the exorbitant bill. "Perhaps some after-dinner coffees?"
Maekar nodded once. "Yes. A black espresso for myself, please. And the check."
Kat froze. She lowered her purple cocktail, staring at the waiter, and then staring at Maekar in horror.
"Wait. Hold on. Stop the operation," Kat commanded, holding a hand up. She looked at Maekar as if he had just suggested they set the restaurant on fire. "What do you mean, 'the check'? We haven't had dessert yet."
Maekar frowned, confused by her panic. "We do not typically consume dessert, Kat. Refined sugars at this hour are highly disruptive to the digestive cycle. The meal is concluded."
Kat slowly turned her head, fixing her wide, disbelieving gaze on Daeron, Aemon, and Aerion.
"Is this true?" Kat asked, her voice trembling with genuine tragedy. "Do you gremlins genuinely not get dessert when you go out to dinner?"
The three boys looked at each other, accustomed to their father's draconian dietary laws.
"No," Daeron answered honestly, shaking his head. "Dad says sugar is an inefficient macronutrient. Sometimes we get a fruit plate if it’s someone’s birthday."
"A fruit plate," Kat repeated, her voice dropping into a hollow, traumatized whisper. "A piece of melon is not a dessert. That is child abuse."
Markl, who had been quietly finishing his Godfather, let out a loud, highly amused snort.
"You are incredibly lucky she started with the hot food, Dictionary Boy," Markl chuckled, tipping his top hat back. "If there had been cookie dough on the menu, she would have completely bypassed the steaks and eaten the meal in reverse. She is a menace when baked goods are involved."
"Sadly," Kat sighed heavily, picking up the leather-bound menu she had confiscated earlier, "this place is far too pretentious for cookie dough. They probably only serve deconstructed, sugar-free air."
Aerion, who was leaning over the table, squinted at the dessert section of the menu resting near Kat’s elbow. His ten-year-old eyes, highly trained to spot the word 'chocolate' in any environment, zeroed in on a small, italicized description at the very bottom of the page.
"Actually, Kat," Aerion pointed out, tapping the heavy parchment paper. "It says right here. 'Warm Valrhona Chocolate Chip Skillet with Madagascan Vanilla Bean Gelato.' Isn't that just a fancy way of saying cookie dough?"
Kat froze. She slowly lowered her gaze to the menu.
She read the description.
Her eyes widened to the size of saucers. A sharp, audible gasp escaped her lips, sounding exactly like a woman who had just found water in a desert.
"Oh my god," Kat whispered reverently. "Oh my god. It’s a skillet cookie."
She dropped the menu onto the table. She didn't ask for permission. She didn't wait for the waiter to return.
Kat scrambled out of the leather booth, sliding past Markl with frantic, desperate speed.
"I must speak to the architect of this menu immediately," Kat announced, practically vibrating with excitement. "I am going to the kitchen. I need to ensure they under-bake the center."
"Kat, you cannot simply walk into a commercial Michelin-starred kitchen—" Maekar started, reaching out to stop her.
But she was already gone. The bright red hair disappeared around the corner, leaving the Targaryen family and the pottery teacher sitting in stunned silence.
Maekar stared at the empty space where she had been sitting. He pinched the bridge of his nose, letting out a long suffering sigh.
"Well," Markl noted dryly, swirling the ice in his glass. "She’s gone for a while."
Maekar frowned. "What do you mean?"
"I mean," Markl smirked, leaning back in the booth, "she is currently befriending the entire culinary staff. She will talk to the pastry chef about ratios, she will compliment the sous-chef’s knife skills, and she will inevitably wander back here in about twenty minutes carrying a dessert that isn't even on the menu. You might as well make yourself comfortable."
Maekar let out another groan, resting his forehead against his hand. He loved her chaotic energy, but her refusal to adhere to basic societal norms was exhausting.
The silence that fell over the booth was excruciatingly awkward.
Without Kat’s vibrant, loud presence acting as a buffer, Maekar was left sitting alone with his three pre-teen sons and a eccentric pottery teacher he had known for several hours.
Maekar cleared his throat. He sat up straight, adjusting his suit jacket, attempting to deploy his standard, corporate conversational protocols to bridge the agonizing gap.
"So," Maekar began, his deep voice stiff and entirely unnatural. He looked across the table at Markl. "You... construct items from mud."
Daeron physically buried his face in his hands, groaning silently into his palms. Aemon closed his eyes behind his glasses, actively praying for a swift death. It was the worst conversational opener in the history of human interaction.
Markl didn't take offense. The pottery teacher simply smiled, an expression of pitying amusement.
"I am a ceramicist, Dragon, yes," Markl replied smoothly, deciding to throw the drowning billionaire a lifeline. "Though currently, my primary battle is with the transmission of my classic Mustang. As we discussed."
"Ah. Yes. The rusted vehicle," Maekar nodded stiffly, out of his depth.
"We are going to help him fix it, Dad!" Aerion chimed in eagerly, desperate to keep the conversation flowing. "Kat said we could!"
Maekar’s jaw tightened, the instinct to veto the dangerous activity flaring again, but he swallowed it down. He remembered Kat’s fierce defense of their independence.
"We shall see," Maekar compromised vaguely, picking up his glass of water.
He endured another three agonizing minutes of stunted, excruciatingly polite small talk about the school curriculum and the weather before he simply couldn't take it anymore. The absence of the fiery-haired woman was a physical ache in his chest.
"Excuse me," Maekar announced abruptly, standing up from the booth. "I am going to retrieve Katherine before she accidentally unionizes the restaurant staff."
Markl chuckled, tipping his top hat. "Godspeed, Dragon."
Maekar strode away from the table, his long legs eating up the distance as he navigated the dimly lit dining room. He bypassed the puzzled waiters and pushed straight through the swinging double doors that led into the gleaming stainless-steel commercial kitchen.
The scene inside was exactly as Markl had predicted.
Kat was not being thrown out by security. She was standing near the expansive pastry station, leaning casually against a stainless-steel prep counter. She was currently locked in a passionate, animated conversation with the Head Pastry Chef—a strict French woman who was notoriously difficult to please.
Yet, the pastry chef was currently laughing, nodding enthusiastically as Kat wildly gesticulated with her hands, clearly describing a complex baking technique.
"No, exactly!" Kat was saying loudly. "If you brown the butter first, it adds this incredible, nutty depth to the dough that completely cuts through the aggressive sweetness of the chocolate chips!"
"Précisément!" the chef agreed, looking at Kat as if she had just found a kindred spirit.
Maekar stood in the doorway awestruck. The woman was a social chameleon. She could terrify a headmaster, command a room of thirty children, and charm a Michelin-starred chef within a five-minute window.
Maekar cleared his throat, stepping into the kitchen.
The culinary staff froze, instantly recognizing the towering CEO who basically owned half the real estate in the district.
Kat turned her head, spotting him immediately. Her bright smile widened.
"Dictionary Boy! Come here, you have to meet Chef Elara!" Kat called out, waving him over unbothered by the breach of restaurant protocol.
Maekar walked over, offering the kitchen staff a stiff, polite nod.
"My apologies for the intrusion, Chef," Maekar rumbled smoothly, placing a possessive hand on the small of Kat’s back. "My partner is... deeply passionate regarding the structural integrity of baked goods."
Kat shot him a surprised, appreciative look at the casual, effortless use of the word 'partner'.
"It is no trouble, Monsieur Targaryen!" Chef Elara beamed, entirely charmed. "Mademoiselle has requested the skillet cookie. I shall personally ensure the center remains beautifully molten for her."
"You are an absolute angel, Elara," Kat grinned.
"We must return to our table, Kat. The boys are waiting," Maekar murmured, his hand exerting a gentle, guiding pressure against her spine.
"Right. See you in a bit!" Kat waved, allowing Maekar to escort her out of the bustling kitchen.
They pushed back through the swinging doors, re-entering the quiet, dimly lit, sophisticated atmosphere of the main dining room.
"You are a menace to polite society," Maekar sighed, though the fond, amused tone in his voice ruined the reprimand.
"I am a woman who knows what she wants, Maekar," Kat smirked, walking close to his side. "And right now, I want molten cookie dough."
Before Maekar could formulate a response, their path through the dining room was abruptly blocked.
A small, immaculately dressed entourage of elite aristocrats had materialized from one of the VIP private dining rooms. At the center of the group, leaning heavily on a polished silver cane, was a tiny, frail-looking elderly woman.
But her eyes were sharp, calculating, and lethal.
Olenna Tyrell. The matriarch of the Tyrell conglomerate, one of the most ruthless, and politically connected women in the entire nation.
"Well, well. Maekar Targaryen," Olenna’s voice cut through the ambient jazz music like a serrated blade. It was sweet, dripping with venomous condescension. "Looking entirely too smug for a man whose Asian logistical pipeline just took a catastrophic, humiliating hit from the Barlaeris girl."
Maekar stopped dead in his tracks. His spine stiffened instantly, the Ice Dragon armor slamming fully into place. He despised Olenna Tyrell. She was a viper.
"Good evening, Olenna," Maekar greeted, his voice dropping into a freezing, impenetrable register. "Reports of my logistical distress are, as always, greatly exaggerated."
Kat, standing right beside him, physically froze.
Her heart executed a stutter-step against her ribs. Olenna Tyrell. One of the few people on the planet who had actively engaged in blood-feud corporate warfare with the Blood Wyvern. Olenna had never met Lindsay Barlaeris face-to-face—all their interactions had been through legal proxies and digital signatures—but the proximity to the danger was suffocating.
Kat kept her head down, desperately hoping the oversized green shirt and the bright red wig would act as a sufficient shield.
Olenna’s sharp, calculating eyes immediately flicked away from Maekar, locking onto the vibrant woman standing at his side.
Olenna looked Kat up and down. She took in the cheap, scuffed combat boots, the oversized, clearly borrowed men's shirt, and the red hair. Olenna’s wrinkled nose twitched in aristocratic disgust.
"And who is this... stray?" Olenna asked, her tone laced with venom. She didn't address Kat directly; she spoke to Maekar as if Kat were a piece of mud on his shoe. "Has the great Ice Dragon finally cracked under the pressure of the market and resorted to procuring his company from the streets?"
Maekar’s eyes darkened into black, lethal slits of pure murder. His hand, resting on Kat’s back, tightened convulsively. He opened his mouth to unleash a devastating threat.
But Kat didn't need him to defend her. The Queen of the Gremlins did not cower.
Kat lifted her head. She met Olenna Tyrell’s sharp, venomous gaze with her own defiant stare.
"I'm not a stray, sweetheart," Kat replied, her northern accent entirely unfiltered, dripping with dangerous, chaotic confidence. "And considering I’m currently wearing his favorite shirt, I’d say I’m a bit more permanent than a mid-life crisis. Mind your own business."
The entourage gasped audibly. One of the older women standing behind Olenna actually clutched her pearl necklace in shock. Nobody spoke to Olenna Tyrell like that. Nobody.
Olenna blinked, genuinely stunned for a microsecond, before a dark, furious scowl settled over her wrinkled face.
"Insolent," Olenna hissed, her grip tightening on her silver cane. She turned her glare back to Maekar. "I see your standards have plummeted significantly, Maekar. Tell me, when are you going to stop parading these ridiculous distractions around and finally take my granddaughter, Margaery, out on a proper date? She has been waiting for your call. An alliance between our houses would secure the European ports indefinitely."
Maekar didn't hesitate. He didn't offer a polite political deflection.
He stepped forward, his frame physically shielding Kat from Olenna’s venomous gaze. He wrapped his arm possessively around Kat’s shoulders, pulling her flush against his side.
"I am unavailable, Olenna," Maekar stated, his voice a low, vibrating rumble of finality. "Margaery will be waiting indefinitely. Do not contact my office regarding personal matters again."
Olenna’s eyes narrowed into furious slits. She looked at Maekar’s possessive hold on the art teacher.
"Ah," Olenna sneered, a cruel, mocking realization dawning on her face. "I see. Has the miserable ex-wife finally returned to sink her claws back into the empire? Where is she hiding? In a Swiss bunker?"
Maekar’s jaw clenched so tightly it looked as though it might shatter. "My ex-wife is irrelevant. And I am currently having dinner with my family, Olenna. If you wish to discuss business, you may make an appointment with my secretary."
Maekar pulled Kat closer. "My current partner is right here."
Kat’s breath caught in her throat. The public declaration sent a undeniable surge of heat straight to her core.
She leaned into his side, looking at the stunned, furious Tyrell matriarch, and offered a small, highly sarcastic, dainty little wave.
"Hi," Kat chirped brightly.
The older woman standing behind Olenna—a haughty, thin aristocrat draped in diamonds—let out a loud, dramatic scoff of disgust.
"Utterly tasteless," the woman sneered, looking past Kat to a nearby dining table that was currently being cleared by a busboy. She pointed a manicured, trembling finger at a stack of dirty dishes. "Look at the state of this establishment. Allowing people like her in. Even the china pattern on those plates is absolutely hideous. It lacks any refinement."
Kat didn't miss a beat. She didn't flinch.
She looked at the ornate, polished silver cloche resting next to the plates, which was currently reflecting the haughty woman's scowling face with perfect, mirror-like clarity.
"That's not the pattern that's your reflection, sweetheart," Kat deadpanned, her tone flat and devastating.
Maekar let out a sharp, choked sound that was half-cough, half-laugh, entirely failing to suppress his amusement. He quickly turned his head away to hide his smirk.
The woman’s jaw dropped, her face flushing a shade of magenta as the rest of the dining room fell completely silent.
Olenna Tyrell looked as though she was preparing to draw a sword.
"We are departing," Maekar announced smoothly, cutting off the impending war.
He didn't wait for a response. He kept his arm securely around Kat’s shoulders, physically whisking her away from the Tyrell entourage, steering her rapidly toward their secluded booth.
The moment they rounded the corner, sealing them back in their private alcove, Kat absolutely lost it.
She collapsed into the leather booth next to Markl, burying her face in her hands, her shoulders shaking with silent, hysterical giggles.
"That's your reflection!" Kat wheezed, wiping a tear of mirth from her eye. "Oh my god, did you see her face?! She looked like a bulldog chewing a wasp!"
Maekar slid into his seat at the end of the booth. He let out a amused sigh, shaking his head.
"You are a menace, Kat," Maekar rumbled, though his eyes were shining with a level of affection and respect. "You cannot simply insult the aristocracy in a Michelin-starred restaurant."
"She started it," Kat defended fiercely, still giggling. "And you didn't exactly stop me. 'My current partner is right here.' Very smooth, Dictionary Boy."
Maekar’s gaze darkened, his voice dropping into a intimate register. "It was the truth."
Kat’s giggles faded, replaced by a intense flutter of her heart. She looked into his eyes, reading the sincerity burning in them. He wasn't playing games.
Before the tension could fully consume them, the waiter appeared, carrying a cast-iron skillet.
He set it down in the center of the table.
It was a masterpiece. A thick gooey chocolate chip cookie, baked directly in the skillet, the edges slightly crispy but the center completely molten and raw. Resting on top were two huge scoops of slowly melting, rich Madagascan vanilla bean gelato.
Kat let out a soft, reverent gasp.
"Oh, it's beautiful," Kat whispered, grabbing a spoon.
She didn't wait for plates. She plunged her spoon directly into the center of the skillet, scooping up a massive, gooey mound of molten dough and cold gelato. She brought it to her mouth, her eyes fluttering shut in bliss.
"Incredible," Kat groaned happily.
She loaded up a second spoonful. She leaned across the table, holding it directly in front of Maekar’s mouth.
"Try it," Kat commanded softly.
Maekar looked at the spoon. He looked at the amount of refined sugar and processed carbohydrates. He hated sweets. He despised dessert.
But he looked at the bright, hopeful woman holding the spoon.
Maekar opened his mouth. He allowed her to feed him the rich, overly sweet dessert.
He chewed slowly. The intense sugar hit his palate like a bomb. It was too sweet. It was chaotic. It was exactly like the woman who had ordered it.
"Well?" Kat asked, her eyes shining.
"It is entirely too sweet," Maekar answered honestly, reaching for his water glass. "It requires significantly more salt to balance the flavor profile."
"You are hopeless," Kat sighed, but her smile never wavered.
She didn't eat the rest of the skillet alone. She ordered three extra spoons, distributing them to Daeron, Aemon, and Aerion.
For the next twenty minutes, the Targaryen boys abandoned their manners. They leaned over the table, digging their spoons directly into the shared skillet, fighting Kat for the last bites of the molten chocolate.
Maekar sat back in the booth, sipping his scotch, watching them. He watched Kat laugh as Aerion stole a piece of cookie dough. He watched Daeron smile, a genuine, unburdened expression that erased years of anxiety from his young face. He watched Aemon carefully analyze the melting rate of the gelato.
He had never seen his family look like this. They looked happy. They looked alive.
By the time the skillet was scraped clean, the boys were practically vibrating with a sugar rush, their eyelids heavy with the impending crash Kat had predicted.
"Right. Bill time," Kat announced, wiping her mouth with a napkin as the waiter approached.
The waiter held out the leather folio containing the check, moving instinctively toward Maekar.
"Wait," Kat interjected, holding her hand out. "I'll take that. I ordered the hundred and fifty pound blue steak and the dessert. Plus the cocktails. My half is definitely more expensive."
Maekar didn't even look at her. He didn't acknowledge the argument.
He simply reached into his breast pocket, smoothly extracting his card. He handed it directly to the waiter, his eyes locking onto the man with an expression that explicitly screamed, Ignore her immediately.
The waiter, terrified of the Ice Dragon, snatched the black card and practically sprinted away from the table.
Kat gasped in outrage. She turned on Maekar, her eyes blazing.
"You arrogant prick!" Kat hissed, reaching over and smacking his broad shoulder with the back of her hand. "I said I was paying! You don't just ignore me and flash your billionaire privilege card to silence the staff! I am not a charity case! I'm paying next time then! "
Maekar didn't flinch at the physical strike. He simply turned his head, looking at her flushed, furious face.
A fond smirk touched his lips. He leaned slightly closer to her, unbothered by her temper.
"Yes, Kitty," Maekar rumbled softly, his voice dripping with teasing amusement.
Kat’s breath caught in her throat. The casual, intimate nickname sent a jolt of heat straight down her spine, entirely neutralizing her anger. She glared at him, trying desperately to maintain her fury, but the blush burning her cheeks betrayed her.
The waiter returned, handing Maekar the receipt. Maekar signed it with a sharp, illegible scrawl, leaving an exorbitant tip, and slipped the black card back into his pocket.
"Come along," Maekar instructed, standing up from the booth and offering Kat his hand. "We are departing."
Kat ignored his hand, sliding out of the booth on her own, though the fluttery feeling in her chest refused to settle. She scooped the exhausted, sleepy Aegon into her arms.
They walked back out of the restaurant, passing the quiet dining room.
They stepped out through the brass doors into the freezing, dark winter night. The snow was falling heavier now, blanketing the city streets in quiet white.
Thomas pulled the Maybach up to the curb, followed closely by the valet returning Maekar’s Range Rover.
"Right, gremlins," Kat called out, bundling Aegon into the Range Rover. "Home time! We have a waterpark to conquer tomorrow!"
Daeron, Aemon, and Aerion cheered weakly, their sugar crash finally hitting them as they piled into the Maybach.
Maekar stood by the open driver's door of his SUV. He looked at Kat, who was shivering slightly in the cold air, wrapped in his coat.
He didn't say a word. He didn't need to. He simply reached out, his hand resting warmly on the nape of her neck for a brief, electric second, before he climbed into the car.
Kat climbed into the passenger seat, turning the heater on and immediately searching for a new rock playlist on her phone.
Aegon was dead to the world in his car seat, the sugar crash hitting the baby with the force of a tranquilizer dart.
Kat had discarded Maekar’s overcoat, preferring the warm air blasting from the vents, leaving her clad only in the dark green shirt she had stolen from him that morning.
Maekar drove with the relaxed, effortless precision of a man who was entirely in his element. His left hand rested casually at the bottom of the steering wheel. His right hand, however, was not resting on the center console.
The moment they had pulled away from the curb, Maekar had reached across the divide. He hadn't asked for permission. His hand had simply come to rest over Kat’s knee, his thumb tracing slow, absent-minded circles against the soft fabric of the oversized shirt.
Kat hadn't protested. She had simply let out a soft, involuntary exhale, her body instinctively leaning closer to his radiating heat.
Markl, lounging comfortably in the spacious back seat next to the sleeping baby, was actively exploiting the romantic tension for his own amusement.
"So, Dragon," Markl drawled, tipping his leather top hat back and leaning forward to rest his arms on the back of the front seats. "A ten-day deployment to Tokyo. Are you entirely certain the corporate infrastructure will survive without your micromanagement? Or are you just trying to escape Kat's tyrannical bedtimes?"
Maekar didn't turn his head, his eyes fixed on the snowy road. "The infrastructure is secure, Markl. And I assure you, I am not attempting to escape anything."
His thumb pressed slightly firmer against Kat’s knee, the silent claim sending a jolt of electricity straight up her thigh.
Kat’s cheeks flushed. She smacked Markl’s arm blindly over her shoulder. "Shut up, Hatter. You’re just jealous because you have to spend the weekend wrestling with a rusted transmission while I’m going down water slides."
"I am building a classic masterpiece, Kat," Markl defended haughtily. "You are simply distracting the youth with aquatic velocity."
"It's called fun, Markl. You should try it," Kat shot back, laughing softly.
They bickered amiably for the remainder of the drive, the easy, chaotic banter filling the cabin until Maekar pulled the Range Rover up to the curb outside Markl’s flat.
"Right, this is my stop," Markl announced, popping the door open. The freezing wind immediately whipped into the car.
He leaned back in, offering Kat a quick, tight hug over the center console. "See you on Sunday, Mama. Bring spanners."
"Will do. Try not to blow the engine block up before I get there," Kat grinned, hugging him back.
Markl turned his attention to the driver's seat. He tipped his hat. "Have a safe flight, Dictionary Boy. Try not to buy the entire city of Tokyo."
Maekar offered a short, respectful nod. "Goodnight, Markl."
Markl shut the door, disappearing into the snowy night.
The moment the door clicked shut, the silence in the Range Rover became deafening. It was just the two of them, the sleeping baby, and the impending reality of a ten-day separation hanging in the air.
Maekar didn't immediately pull away from the curb. He shifted his Range Rover into park. He turned his head, his eyes locking onto Kat’s profile.
His hand, which was still resting on her knee, slid slowly upward, his fingers tracing the line of her thigh beneath the hem of his shirt, stopping just short of the boundary she had set.
Kat stopped breathing. She turned her head, meeting his gaze.
The hunger in his eyes was staggering. He looked like a man who was actively fighting his own primal instincts.
"Kat," Maekar murmured, his voice a low, gravelly rasp that vibrated in the quiet cabin.
Kat swallowed hard. She knew exactly what he wanted. She wanted it too. The urge to lean across the console, to grab the lapels of his suit jacket and kiss him until neither of them could breathe, was overwhelming.
But she had set the boundary. Six months.
"Drive, Maekar," Kat whispered, her voice trembling slightly. She gently placed her hand over his, stopping the slow ascent of his fingers. "Take us home."
Maekar closed his eyes for a fraction of a second, his jaw clenching as he forced control back into place. He turned his hand over, intertwining his fingers securely with hers.
"As you wish," Maekar rumbled.
He shifted the SUV back into gear, driving the rest of the way to the estate with their hands locked together over the center console.
When they arrived, the iron gates parted, admitting them into the silent, snow-covered sanctuary. Thomas had already parked the Maybach and was standing near the front steps, waiting for them.
"Good evening, Mr. Targaryen. Miss Hart," Thomas greeted as they stepped out of the car. He gestured toward the open front doors. "I have already transferred your luggage into the primary guest suite in the East Wing, as requested."
"Thank you, Thomas," Kat smiled warmly, pulling Maekar’s coat back over her shoulders against the biting wind. "Have a good night. Drive safely."
"You as well, Miss Hart," Thomas nodded, disappearing toward his own car.
Kat turned to Maekar, who was carefully extracting the dead-weight, snoring Aegon from his car seat.
"Right," Kat whispered, keeping her voice low. "The sugar crash has officially hit critical mass. Do you want to take the big kids, or the baby?"
"I will secure the infant," Maekar replied softly, adjusting Aegon securely against his chest.
"Okay," Kat nodded. "I'll wrangle the gremlins."
They walked into the foyer. Daeron, Aemon, and Aerion were practically sleepwalking, their ties loosened and their blazers discarded on the antique bench.
"Upstairs! Move it!" Kat commanded, clapping her hands softly. "Teeth brushed, faces washed, and into pyjamas. You have five minutes before I start conducting bed inspections."
The three boys groaned, a synchronized sound of misery, but they didn't argue. They trudged up the staircase.
Kat followed them, herding them down the hallway toward their respective bedrooms. She stood in the corridor like a drill sergeant, ensuring every single toothbrush was actually utilized and no one attempted to 'accidentally' fall asleep in their clothes.
"Right, into bed," Kat ordered, leaning against the doorframe of Daeron’s room.
Daeron collapsed backward onto his mattress, pulling the duvet up to his chin. He looked young, the anxiety and the rigid, posture melted away by exhaustion of the day.
"Night, Muña," Daeron mumbled sleepily, his eyes already drifting shut.
She stood frozen in the doorway. Aerion’s excuse that 'Muña' was just a silly, meaningless nickname echoed hollowly in her brain. It didn't sound like a joke. It sounded devastatingly sincere.
Kat swallowed hard, forcing the overwhelming swell of emotion down.
"Goodnight, Dove," Kat whispered softly.
She moved down the hall, repeating the process for Aemon and Aerion, receiving sleepy, muffled variations of "Night, Muña" from both of them.
By the time she reached the nursery, her chest was tight with affection she had never anticipated feeling.
The door to the nursery was slightly ajar. A single, warm amber lamp was illuminated in the corner.
Kat pushed the door open.
Maekar was standing by the crib. He had already managed to change Aegon into a fresh nappy and a soft, grey sleep-suit without waking the boy. He was currently pulling the stormy sea-colored blanket securely over the baby's shoulders.
Kat walked quietly into the room, coming to stand beside him.
They looked down at the sleeping infant together.
"He went down quickly," Kat noted softly, her shoulder brushing lightly against Maekar’s arm.
"The combination of refined sugars and extreme physical exertion is a highly effective sedative," Maekar murmured, his voice a vibrating hum in the quiet room.
Kat smiled, leaning slightly into his side. "You've got an early flight tomorrow. 6am, right? Do you want to go to bed? Get some sleep before the alarm goes off?"
Maekar turned his head, looking down at her.
"I am fine," Maekar stated quietly. "However, we can retire to our quarters."
He didn't step back. He slowly, intentionally reached out, his hand wrapping gently around her wrist. He began to pull her toward the door, his trajectory set explicitly for the master suite.
Kat dug her combat boots into the thick carpeting, refusing to move.
"No," Kat whispered, her heart hammering a frantic rhythm. She looked up at him, her eyes wide. "If we go to your room... we are going to do things. And you promised. Six months."
Maekar stopped pulling. He turned fully toward her.
"I promised no sex, Kat," Maekar argued, his voice dropping into a rough, desperate register, completely abandoning his logic. "I promised no kissing. I did not promise total physical isolation. I merely wish to hold you. Come to my room."
"No," Kat shook her head stubbornly. She knew her own limits. If he pulled her into that king-sized bed, surrounded by the scent of him, the six-month embargo wouldn't last six minutes. "I don't trust you, and I definitely don't trust myself. The bedroom is a hazard zone."
Maekar let out a agonizing groan of pure frustration, dropping his head backward to stare at the ceiling.
"Katherine, please," Maekar begged, the word sounding incredibly unnatural coming from the Ice Dragon.
"Come on," Kat smiled, taking his hand and tugging him gently toward the door. "We slept on the sofa the last two nights. One more won't kill us."
Maekar glared down at her, deeply insulted by the suggestion. "I am a CEO. I am not spending my final night in the country sleeping on a sofa like a common vagrant."
"Yes, you are," Kat smirked, pulling him out into the hallway. "Until you buy a new sofa, at least."
Maekar frowned, his steps halting. "A new sofa?"
"Yes," Kat nodded, completely serious. "That leather monstrosity in the living room is aesthetically pleasing, but it is structurally devastating to the spine. We need something more comfortable if we’re going to be sleeping on it for the next six months."
Maekar stared at her. The domestic implications of her statement—that they would be sharing a sofa for the next six months—sent a surge of possessive heat straight to his core.
"Very well," Maekar agreed smoothly, entirely surrendering to her chaotic demands. "I will procure a more adequate piece of furniture."
"Brilliant," Kat grinned. "Go get changed into your pyjamas. I'm going to find the guest suite Thomas dropped my bags in."
Maekar nodded, turning toward his master suite while Kat went to find her suitcases.
Fifteen minutes later, Kat returned to the living room. She had discarded the dark green shirt, changing into her own clothes—a pair of incredibly soft, worn-in sweatpants and an oversized, vintage Nirvana t-shirt.
Maekar was already waiting for her.
He was sitting on the offending sofa wearing his dark grey sleep pants and a fitted black t-shirt. But he wasn't empty-handed. He had raided his own master suite, bringing down the expensive down-feather duvet from his king-sized bed.
He looked at her as she walked into the room. He saw the soft, relaxed clothes. He saw the woman hiding beneath the vibrant armor of the art teacher.
He didn't say a word. He simply lifted the edge of the duvet, an unspoken invitation.
Kat didn't hesitate. She walked over, crawling onto the sofa and sliding directly under the covers next to him.
Maekar immediately shifted, wrapping his arms around her, pulling her back flush against his chest. Kat let out a soft, contented sigh, melting into his furnace-like heat, her head resting comfortably on his bicep.
"Right. You promised a new sofa," Kat murmured, reaching for her phone resting on the coffee table. "Let's look."
Maekar didn't complain about the screen time. He simply rested his chin against the top of her head, looking at the glowing screen as Kat pulled up several furniture websites.
For the next twenty minutes, the pair engaged in a technical, domestic debate regarding the structural integrity and aesthetic value of various living room centerpieces.
"No," Maekar vetoed flatly, glaring at a minimalist, cream-colored modular sofa. "It is aesthetically sterile, and the low back provides insufficient thoracic support."
"Agreed," Kat nodded, swiping to the next option. "What about this one? It’s a U-shaped sectional. Deep seats. Velvet."
"Velvet is a dust trap, Kat. And the color is a shade of mustard," Maekar rejected.
"You have absolutely no taste," Kat sighed, swiping again.
They debated five more options before Kat finally landed on a deep, L-shaped sofa upholstered in a rich, dark charcoal, stain-resistant chenille. It looked like a incredibly comfortable cloud.
"This one," Kat announced, tapping the screen. "It’s huge. It’s dark enough that the gremlins won't ruin it immediately with crisp dust. And it actually looks like you could sleep on it without requiring spinal surgery."
Maekar analyzed the dimensions listed on the website. He visualized it in the space.
"Acceptable," Maekar agreed smoothly.
He didn't ask her to send him the link. He reached into his pocket, pulling out his own phone, ignoring the lock screen photo of them sleeping. His thumbs flew across the keyboard with speed.
Within sixty seconds, he set his phone down.
"It is ordered," Maekar stated quietly, his arm tightening slightly around her waist. "I have paid the expedited freight surcharge. It will be delivered and installed tomorrow afternoon. I will leave explicit instructions for the household staff to clear this monstrosity out."
Kat paused, her phone dropping to her chest. She turned her head slightly, looking up at him in disbelief.
"You just bought a ten-thousand-pound sofa on a whim because I said your back hurt sleeping on this thing?" Kat asked, her voice a mixture of awe and exasperation. "Are you genuinely going to sleep on a sofa in the living room for the next six months just to prove a point?"
Maekar didn't hesitate. He looked down at her, his eyes serious.
"I will sleep on the floor of this living room every single night, Kat," Maekar rumbled, a vibrating promise, "if it means I am permitted to sleep next to you."
Kat’s breath caught in her throat. The overwhelming, unprotected devotion in his statement hit.
She tried to deploy her usual, cynical defense mechanism. She rolled her eyes, though a genuine smile broke across her face.
"You are such a sad sap, Dictionary Boy," Kat whispered, her voice trembling slightly.
"I am," Maekar agreed softly unashamed. "Go to sleep, Kitty."
Kat didn't argue. She turned fully toward him, burying her face into the crook of his neck, inhaling the intoxicating scent of cedar and spice. She tangled her legs with his beneath the duvet, wrapping her arm securely around his waist.
"Night, night," Kat mumbled sleepily against his skin.
Maekar didn't close his eyes.
He lay awake in the quiet, firelit room, listening to the steady, rhythmic cadence of her breathing. He felt the soft, trusting weight of her body against his.
He memorized the exact feeling of her in his arms. He memorized the scent of her hair, the warmth of her skin, the colourful peace she brought to his silent estate.
He let himself fall asleep only when he was certain the memory was permanently branded into his consciousness, knowing with certainty that the agonizing ache of missing her over the next ten days was going to be the hardest deployment of his life.
Two hours later.
The front doors of the estate clicked open.
Baelor slipped into the quiet, dark foyer, shaking the snow from his tailored overcoat. He was exhausted. He had spent the entire evening at an excruciatingly dull political gala, dodging questions about his wife's conspicuous absence and attempting to salvage his diplomatic reputation.
He expected the house to be relatively lively. It was Friday night. He expected to find Maekar brooding in his office, and the boys watching a film in the theater room.
Instead, the estate was silent.
Baelor frowned, hanging his coat on the rack. He checked his watch. It was barely half-past ten.
"What on earth," Baelor muttered to himself.
He walked quietly down the hallway toward the living room, intending to pour himself a desperately needed glass of scotch before retiring to his quarters.
He pushed the doors open.
The room was dark, illuminated only by the dying embers in the fireplace.
Baelor froze in the doorway.
There, sleeping soundly under a duvet on the sofa, was his brother, holding the fiery-haired art teacher in a protective embrace.
Baelor stared at the scene. He looked at his watch again. 10:35 PM.
The entire Targaryen household—three pre-teens boys, a one-year-old, and a notoriously insomniac CEO—were unconscious before eleven o'clock on a Friday night.
Baelor let out a loud, indignant huff of breath.
"Unbelievable," Baelor whispered to the empty room, shaking his head.
He turned on his heel, abandoning the idea of a drink, and marched upstairs to his own empty bedroom, deeply jealous of the peace his brother had finally found.
Notes:
Do you think Kat will figure out what "Muña" means before Maekar gets back, or will she be too busy helping Markl rebuild a '68 Mustang?
please leave a kudos and/or a comment!
Chapter 31: Chapter Thirty-One: Tank, Towel, and Treason
Summary:
In which the Heirs launch the siege, and Baelor is extricated from the Viper's Nest.
Song recommendation for this chapter -
Youngblood – 5 Seconds of Summer
Chapter Text
The digital clock on the mantle of the living room glowed with a faint red light: 4:15 AM.
Outside the frosted windowpanes of the Targaryen estate, the brutal winter storm had finally broken. The wind had ceased its howling, leaving behind a silent, frozen world buried beneath nearly a foot of white snow. Inside, the room was quiet, save for the dying, rhythmic popping of the embers in the stone hearth and the soft, synchronized breathing of the two figures tangled upon the sofa.
Maekar’s eyes fluttered open in the dark.
He didn't move immediately. He lay perfectly still on his back, staring up at the ceiling, allowing his senses to fully process the perfect weight pressing against his chest.
Kat was still blissfully unconscious. She was sprawled across his side, her face buried into the warm crook of his neck, her breath ghosting softly against his collarbone. One of her legs was thrown over his thighs, locking him in place, and her small, paint-stained hand was curled securely in the fabric of his black t-shirt, right over his heart.
Maekar let out a slow quiet exhale. The overwhelming wave of protective devotion that gripped his chest was so intense it bordered on physical pain. He was leaving for Tokyo in less than two hours. He was going to be separated from this beautiful warmth for ten days.
The thought made his blood run cold.
Moving with the agonizing, millimeter-by-millimeter precision of a man dismantling a live explosive, Maekar began the grueling process of extracting himself from Kat. He slowly slid his left arm out from beneath Kat’s waist, wincing as the sofa creaked faintly in protest.
He carefully lifted Kat’s leg, replacing his own warmth with the bunched-up folds of the feather duvet.
Kat let out a soft, sleepy whimper of protest at the loss of his furnace-like heat. She shifted blindly in her sleep, her brow furrowing as she instinctively chased his retreating warmth, her hand blindly grabbing a fistful of the duvet and pulling it to her chest.
Maekar knelt beside the sofa, his knees sinking into the thick rug.
He hovered over her for a long moment, watching the way the firelight played across her pale skin and the dark, smudged remnants of her electric-blue eyeliner. The six-month embargo she had established yesterday afternoon echoed loudly in his brain, a rigid, unyielding boundary.
But as he looked down at her, the Ice Dragon found himself incapable of maintaining strict operational discipline.
Maekar leaned down, his face inches from hers. He didn't aim for her mouth. He pressed his lips softly with a staggering amount of reverence against the soft curve of her cheek.
"I'll be home soon, baby," Maekar whispered, the highly uncharacteristic tender term of endearment slipping from his lips before his brain could even process the vulnerability of it.
Kat didn't wake, but a small, peaceful sigh escaped her lips as she settled deeper into the cushions.
Maekar stood up, forcing himself to turn away. He walked silently out of the living room, ascending the staircase in the dark.
As he reached the second-floor landing, his trajectory set for the master suite to prepare for his flight, he paused.
He looked down the long, shadowed corridor. He knew that Thomas had deposited Kat’s luggage in one of the primary guest suites at the end of the hall. He knew she intended to utilize that neutral space as her base of operations for the next ten days.
A intensely territorial instinct flared to life in the pit of Maekar’s stomach.
No, Maekar decided, his jaw setting into a hard line.
He strode silently down the corridor, pushing open the door to the designated guest suite. Resting on the luggage rack at the foot of the bed were Kat’s battered leather trunks and her brightly patterned weekend bag.
Maekar didn't hesitate. He grabbed the leather handles of the trunks in his large hands, effortlessly hauling them off the rack. He hooked the strap of the smaller bag over his broad shoulder.
He carried the luggage out of the guest room, dragging the trunks down the hallway. He pushed the double doors of his own master suite open, marching inside.
He deposited Kat’s battered, paint-stained luggage directly at the foot of his king-sized bed.
It was a blatant claim. If she was going to live in this house for ten days, she was not going to hide in the guest wing. She was going to occupy his space. She was going to sleep in his bed, surround herself with his scent, and wake up in his sanctuary. Even if he couldn't be there to share it with her, he wanted her presence permanently stamped onto his private quarters.
Satisfied with his logistical restructuring, Maekar turned and headed straight for the master en-suite bathroom.
He stripped off his dark grey sweatpants and black t-shirt, tossing them into a laundry hamper. He stepped into the floor-to-ceiling shower enclosure, cranking the chrome dials until the dual rainfall showerheads blasted a scalding downpour of water.
Thick, fragrant steam immediately began to fill the cold marble space, curling around his broad muscled shoulders.
Maekar braced his hands flat against the wet, slippery marble wall, bowing his silver head beneath the scalding torrent. He squeezed his eyes shut, desperately intending to wash away the lingering fog of sleep and steel his mind for the grueling fourteen-hour flight to Tokyo. He needed the Ice Dragon; he needed the cold, calculating CEO who could dismantle a board of directors without blinking.
But the moment the steam filled his lungs, the sterile corporate agenda vanished, replaced by a visceral, bone-deep hunger.
His mind ruthlessly dragged him back to the King’s Row Academy art room. It pulled him back to the exact moment he had backed Kat up against her paint-splattered wooden desk, the smell of turpentine and her sweet perfume making his head spin. He could still feel the phantom weight of her in his hands as he’d lifted her by the hips, his fingers digging into her skin, and parted her thighs to step into her heat.
A involuntary hiss of breath escaped his lips, sounding like a wounded animal in the echoing shower. The memory of her taste—the sharp tang of tea and the dark, intoxicating heat of her mouth—flooded his senses until his vision blurred.
He reached down, his large hand wrapping securely around his own suddenly rigid thick cock. He let out a low, thrumming growl as his palm slid over the sensitive, weeping head. The friction of his grip sent liquid jolt of fire straight down his spine, overriding the scalding temperature of the water pelting his back.
He didn't fight the fantasy. He fed it. He let it consume him.
He imagined what would have happened if his sons hadn't interrupted them. He pictured the door of the classroom locked securely from the inside. In the theater of his mind, Maekar saw himself gripping her hips, his thumbs pressing deeply into fabric of his borrowed shirt. He imagined sweeping the remaining art supplies off the desk with a crashing sweep of his arm, laying her back against the hard wood. He visualized her eyes wide and dilated with desire that matched his own.
Six months, the rational part of his brain whispered, a pathetic attempt at restraint.
Fuck the six months, the feral, dominant beast inside his chest roared back.
He imagined dropping to his knees on the scuffed linoleum floor, forcing her legs even wider. He pictured the sharp, beautiful gasp that would tear from her throat as he buried his face between her thighs, his tongue seeking out the hidden, soaking wet heat of her cunt. He wanted to taste her until she was sobbing, her hands tangling in his silver hair to hold her steady as he drove her entirely out of her mind. He could almost hear the phantom sound of her voice, high and desperate, screaming his name as she shattered against his mouth.
The fantasy shifted, the heat dialing up to a blinding intensity.
He saw himself standing up, pulling her forward until she was at the very edge of the desk. He saw her wrapping her bare legs around his waist, locking her ankles at the small of his back as he guided his swollen cock to her entrance. He imagined lifting her effortlessly, carrying her across the room while buried deep inside her, and dropping himself into her creaky swivel chair.
He visualized her straddling his lap, her fiery red hair falling in a chaotic halo around her flushed face. He saw her sinking down onto him, taking every inch of his length, her head thrown back in a silent scream of mind-altering pleasure as he commanded her to ride him. He imagined his hands gripping her waist, his fingernails biting into her skin as he forced his hips upward, setting a brutal, punishing pace. He wanted to feel her pussy clenching around him, milking him, as he pounded into her until the chair groaned and she broke completely.
"Kat," Maekar groaned, his voice harsh, loud, and wrecked, echoing off the white marble walls.
His hand pumped with a desperate, frantic rhythm, his knuckles turning white as he milked himself. The tension was coiled so tight it was a physical ache in his groin, a pressure that demanded a release.
He imagined the exact moment she would come apart in his arms, her body trembling against his chest, her mouth crashing down onto his to muffle her own screams of ecstasy.
The climax hit him with the force of a high-speed collision.
Maekar let out a low, guttural growl, his spine arching as his hips jerked forward in a series of powerful, rhythmic thrusts. Hot, thick ropes of his release splattered against the wall in front of him, a visceral mark of his obsession that was quickly washed away by the relentless, scalding downpour.
He stood there for a long minute, his forehead pressed against the wet stone, his chest heaving as he fought for air. His heart hammered a frantic rhythm against his ribs, the aftershocks of the release still rolling through his trembling muscles. He dragged a shaky hand down his face, pushing his wet silver hair back from his forehead, attempting to steady his wrecked breathing.
He looked down at his hand, and then up at the blank wall.
A helpless cynical laugh escaped his lips.
Gods, he thought, the reality of the next ten days sinking in. If I'm already this far gone... ten days in Tokyo is going to be hell.
He finished his shower quickly, stepping out and drying off with a towel. He moved into the dressing room, bypassing the casual wear and pulling out his travel armor. He dressed in a sharp tailored charcoal suit, a crisp white dress shirt, and a dark silver silk tie. He looked terrifying, and ready to conquer the world.
He walked into the bedroom, retrieving the silver Rimowa suitcase that his personal valet had packed for him the previous evening.
He grabbed the handle, rolling it quietly out of the master suite.
He walked down the hallway, gently pushing open the doors to Daeron, Aemon, and Aerion’s rooms. All three boys were fast asleep, buried under their duvets. He didn't wake them; he had said his goodbyes the night before, and he refused to subject them to the emotional weight of a pre-dawn departure.
Maekar headed downstairs to the ground floor. As he approached the foyer to meet Thomas, he noticed a faint, warm light spilling from the open doors of his private, mahogany-lined study.
He altered his trajectory, pulling his suitcase behind him.
Baelor was sitting in one of the leather armchairs by the cold fireplace. The Shadow Minister was already dressed in a crisp, dark navy suit, holding a steaming cup of black coffee. He looked incredibly tired, the impending reality of his divorce clearly keeping him awake.
Baelor looked up as Maekar entered the study.
"You are departing," Baelor noted, setting his coffee cup down on the side table.
"I am," Maekar confirmed, leaving his suitcase by the door and walking further into the room. He looked down at his older brother, his expression shifting from corporate stoicism to seriousness.
"Baelor," Maekar began, his deep voice leaving no room for argument. "While I am in Tokyo, you will be residing in this house. You will be interacting with Kat on a daily basis."
"I am aware of the logistical parameters, Maekar," Baelor sighed, rubbing his eyes.
"Then be aware of this," Maekar commanded softly, leaning his hands flat on his desk, leaning toward his brother. "Try to actually get to know her. Do not treat her like a contracted employee. Do not dismiss her methods. Listen to her. I am... rather serious about her, Baelor. More serious than I have been about anything in my life."
Baelor paused. He looked up at his little brother. The vulnerability in Maekar’s eyes was staggering.
"Maekar," Baelor said gently, a hint of political caution bleeding into his tone. "You have known this woman for roughly two weeks. You have shared a few dinners, a snowball fight, and a contentious professional contract. Are you certain you are not simply intoxicated by the novelty of a woman who refuses to obey you?"
Maekar didn't flinch at the critique. He stood up straight, adjusting the cuffs of his suit.
"I have spent the last thirty-six years of my life operating entirely on logic, data, and risk assessment," Maekar replied, his voice a low, vibrating rumble of absolute conviction. "I have never trusted instinct. But when I look at her... I can feel it in my gut, Baelor. She is everything. She is the exact, chaotic missing piece this family requires to survive."
Baelor stared at him. The Shadow Minister, a man who had married entirely for political optics and had never, for a single fleeting second, experienced the kind of world-altering, gut-wrenching love his brother was currently describing, felt a wave of tragic envy wash over him.
Baelor offered a small, sad smile.
"I hope you know what you are doing, little brother," Baelor murmured quietly.
"I do not," Maekar admitted freely, a self-deprecating smirk touching his lips. "I have no idea what I am doing. But I am more than happy to see how things go. Just... keep an eye on them for me."
"I will protect your hoard, Dragon," Baelor promised, picking up his coffee cup. "Have a safe flight to Tokyo. Conclude your business, and return to your art teacher."
Maekar nodded once, a sharp, respectful dip of his chin.
He turned on his heel, grabbed his silver suitcase, and strode out of the study, ready to burn through the Tokyo integration so he could return to the woman sleeping on his sofa.
Several hours later.
The morning sun was blazing brightly against the snow-covered grounds of the estate, casting blinding reflections through the windows.
In the master suite, the doors clicked shut.
Kat stood in the center of Maekar’s dressing room, surrounded by her colorful wardrobe, which she had gleefully unpacked and scattered across his color-coordinated shelves.
She had woken up two hours ago on the living room sofa, alone and slightly disappointed by the lack of a billionaire radiator, but the sheer, overwhelming thrill of discovering her luggage sitting at the foot of his king-sized bed had entirely cured her melancholy.
Currently, Kat was wearing a stunning, vintage-inspired dress. It was a delicate, flowing garment made of light cream chiffon, covered in soft, intricate pink floral patterns. The bodice was a tight, structured corset that laced up the front, highlighting her waist, while the off-the-shoulder puffed sleeves and the ruffled lace trim at the hem gave the outfit a romantic, almost ethereal aesthetic.
But her head was currently bare.
Kat stared at her reflection in the massive, floor-to-ceiling mirror, running her hands through her natural Valyrian silver hair. It cascaded past her shoulders in thick waves, shimmering like liquid moonlight against the soft cream fabric of the dress.
I need a disguise, Kat thought, biting her lip. But which one?
"Kat?" Daeron’s voice called out, accompanied by a polite, tentative knock on the bedroom door. "Are you awake? Breakfast is almost ready, and Egg is trying to eat the television remote."
"I'm awake, Dove! Come in!" Kat shouted back.
The doors opened. Daeron, Aemon, and Aerion filed into the master suite, unbothered by the invasion of their father's private sanctuary. They immediately migrated toward the king-sized bed, sprawling across it, waiting for her to emerge from the dressing room.
"Right, gremlins, I need your aesthetic expertise," Kat announced, stepping out of the closet.
She had quickly shoved a soft pink wavy wig onto her head. It matched perfectly with the soft, romantic floral dress she was wearing.
She struck a dramatic pose at the foot of the bed, resting her hands on her hips.
"Option one," Kat declared, tossing the pink waves over her shoulder. "What do we think? Does it scream 'Consulting Domestic Anarchist ready for the weekend'?"
Daeron wrinkled his nose, tilting his head. "It’s very... soft, Kat."
"It lacks color cohesion," Aemon agreed adjusting his glasses. "The pink blends with the pastel floral tones so there's no visual dominance."
"I think it looks cool," Aerion shrugged, lying on his stomach and kicking his feet in the air.
"Okay, tough crowd," Kat sighed playfully. "Hold on. Let me try option two."
She spun around, darting back into the dressing room.
She stood in front of the mirror. She reached up, pulling the pink wig off her head, tossing it onto a velvet chair. She reached for the sleek blonde bob she had packed, intending to try that one next.
But as she looked at her reflection—at the striking, ethereal combination of her natural Valyrian silver hair and the soft, vintage floral dress—she paused.
Markl said to test him, Kat remembered, a daring spark of bravery lighting up in her chest. Well, Maekar isn't here. Let's test the boys.
She didn't put the blonde wig on. She simply ran a brush quickly through her long silver waves, ensuring they fell perfectly around her shoulders to her hips, framing her face and highlighting her eyes.
She took a deep breath, steeling her nerves. She walked out of the dressing room, stepping back into the master bedroom.
"Right. Option two," Kat announced, striking the exact same pose at the foot of the bed, her hands resting on her hips. "And now?"
Daeron, Aemon, and Aerion didn't immediately react. They were looking at her dress, analyzing the fit, entirely failing to compute the glaring biological revelation sitting on top of her head.
"There's no difference, Kat," Daeron said, sounding confused. "It’s the exact same dress."
"The outfits are identical," Aemon noted.
Kat rolled her eyes, letting out a exasperated sigh. "Not the dress, you blind bats! The wigs! Which wig do you like better? The pink one, or this one?"
She grabbed a handful of her own hair, shaking it slightly for emphasis.
The three boys froze.
Their violet eyes slowly tracked upward, moving from the neckline of the floral corset to the shimmering, spun-glass cascade of silver-white hair falling around her shoulders.
The silence in the master bedroom was heavy.
Daeron sat bolt upright on the bed. Aemon’s jaw dropped so far it nearly hit his lap. Aerion scrambled up onto his knees, staring at her as if she were a ghost.
They weren't just looking at a woman with silver hair. They were looking at a woman who suddenly, undeniably looked exactly like them. The pale skin, the ethereal, bone-white hair, the sharp jawline. With the silver hair exposed, she looked like she belonged in the grand, sweeping Targaryen family portraits hanging in the estate’s corridors. She looked like a Valyrian queen.
Before the boys could even formulate a coherent sentence to address the staggering visual shock, the bedroom door was pushed open wider.
Aegon toddled into the room, holding his purple plush dragon.
He stopped near the doorway. He looked up at Kat. He saw the silver hair.
Aegon dropped his dragon. He raised both of his arms high into the air, his little face splitting into a blindingly joyous smile.
"Mama!" Aegon shrieked, his high-pitched, delighted squeal shattering the stunned silence of the room.
The older boys jolted, as if physically shocked out of a trance. They looked at Aegon, and then they looked back at Kat. The realization hit them simultaneously: she didn't just look cool. She looked perfect.
"White!" Daeron blurted out instantly, his voice cracking slightly, pointing a finger at her head. "The white one! Definitely the white one!"
"It is infinitely superior," Aemon agreed rapidly, his analytical brain desperately trying to categorize the profound rightness of the image. "The chromatic synergy is flawless."
"Wear the white one, Kat!" Aerion cheered, scrambling off the bed to pick up the babbling Aegon.
Kat blinked, slightly taken aback by the intensity of their preference. She reached up, nervously twirling a lock of her silver hair around her finger.
"Really?" Kat asked, feigning hesitation to maintain the cover story. "Not the pink? The pink is much more fun."
"Not the pink," Daeron commanded, shaking his head adamantly. "White. Definitely white. Please wear the white one."
"Right. White it is, then," Kat smiled, dropping her hands to her sides, a wave of relief washing over her. They had accepted the silver without question. The disguise was holding. "Now, let's go get some breakfast before I starve to death."
Kat turned and marched out of the master suite, the four boys trailing behind her like a row of very happy, silver-haired hatchlings.
They descended the staircase and pushed through the doors of the dining room.
Baelor was already seated at the head of the long table, nursing a large mug of black coffee and reading a political brief on his tablet.
"Morning, Baelor!" Kat announced cheerfully, striding into the room in her floral dress, her silver hair flowing freely down her back.
Baelor glanced up from his tablet.
His violet eyes locked onto Kat. He saw the spun-glass silver hair. He saw the striking, mismatched eyes.
Baelor let out a strangled choking sound.
He inhaled a huge gulp of scalding hot coffee directly into his windpipe, simultaneously attempting to spit it back out in shock. A spray of brown liquid erupted across the table, splattering harmlessly against the polished mahogany as Baelor hacked and coughed, clutching his chest.
"Uncle Baelor!" Aemon yelled, jumping to hand him a napkin.
"Good lord, Baelor, are you allergic to morning greetings?" Kat chuckled, unbothered by his near-death experience. She walked over, casually draping her arms comfortably over the Shadow Minister's broad shoulders from behind, leaning her chin near his head.
Baelor wheezed, wiping his mouth with the napkin, his eyes watering as he stared up at her in shock.
"You... you look like..." Baelor stammered, his voice hoarse, his composure entirely shattered. "Gods, Kat. You look like you could be my sister."
"A very handsome compliment, Baelor, thank you," Kat smirked, tightening her arms around his shoulders in a playful squeeze. She looked down the table at the boys. "See? I told you it was a good wig. It’s highly realistic."
Aemon, sitting at the table, peered closely at Kat and his uncle over the rim of his glasses. The nine-year-old’s brilliant brain immediately detected a fascinating biological parallel.
"It is not merely the follicular pigmentation that creates the familial resemblance, Uncle Baelor," Aemon pointed out, his voice ringing clearly in the quiet dining room. He gestured toward their faces. "Observe the ocular presentation. Kat possesses heterochromia iridum. Her left eye is brown, and her right eye is Valyrian purple. You also possess heterochromia, Uncle Baelor. However, your presentation is perfectly inverted. Your right eye is brown, and your left eye is purple. Your odd eyes literally mirror each other."
Kat paused. She leaned back slightly, turning her head to look directly into Baelor’s eyes.
She stared at the warm, earthy brown of his right eye, and the luminous, startling purple of his left. She had never actually noticed it before, given how rarely the politician made direct, sustained eye contact.
"Huh," Kat murmured, her brow furrowing in genuine surprise. "That is weird. I never noticed that. We're matching freaks."
Baelor didn't laugh. He stared at her, a unsettling chill running down his spine. The resemblance wasn't just passing; it was staggering. With the silver hair, she looked like she belonged on the Targaryen family tree.
"Do you like the wig, Uncle Baelor?" Aerion asked eagerly from the other side of the table. "We voted for it. She was going to wear a pink one."
Baelor swallowed hard, forcing his mask back into place, though his heart was still hammering against his ribs.
"It is... a highly striking aesthetic choice, Kat," Baelor managed to say, his voice tight. He looked at her mismatched eyes again. "However, people might talk. The silver hair is a distinct hallmark of our bloodline. If you accompany us in public wearing that, the press may draw... uncomfortable conclusions."
Kat shrugged, unbothered, stepping away from his chair and moving to pour herself a cup of tea from the sideboard.
"Let them talk, Baelor," Kat dismissed casually, dropping a sugar cube into her mug. "I'm not going to hide my excellent fashion choices just because some tabloid journalist thinks I'm a secret Targaryen clone. Anyway, moving on to actual, important logistics."
Kat turned around, leaning her hip against the sideboard, fixing the Shadow Minister with a sharp, business-like stare.
"Jena," Kat stated flatly, dropping the toxic wife's name into the room like a grenade.
Baelor groaned, rubbing his temples, the migraine returning with a vengeance.
"What about my impending divorce, Kat?" Baelor sighed miserably.
"Aerion told me about your breakfast conversation the other day," Kat admitted openly, not bothering to hide her intelligence-gathering network. "And since you are permanently staying here at the estate for the duration of the Ten-Day Siege, I am assuming you will be officially moving your remaining personal effects over?"
Baelor nodded slowly. "I... yes. I need to collect my clothing, my private political files, and formally inform Jena of my intent to permanently vacate the primary residence."
"Right. That is going to be a bloodbath," Kat noted bluntly, entirely devoid of political tact. "So, here are your options. Do you want a hand moving boxes while she throws expensive vases at your head? Or, do you want me to take your sons, and my boys, to the waterpark today, so they are out of the blast radius when the screaming starts?"
Baelor’s eyes widened in gratitude. The thought of subjecting Valarr and Matarys to their mother's inevitable, hysterical meltdown had been paralyzing him all week.
"The boys, please," Baelor practically begged, his voice thick with relief. "Remove them from the crossfire. Take them to the aquatic facility."
"Done," Kat nodded firmly. "But I’m coming with you to the old house first. To extract the boys and their swim gear. I am not letting you walk into that viper's nest alone to retrieve your children."
Baelor stared at the chaotic, fiercely protective woman standing in his brother's dining room. The Ice Dragon had left for Tokyo, but he had left a fiercely loyal, terrifyingly competent women to guard the hoard.
"Thank you, Kat," Baelor whispered sincerely.
"Don't mention it," Kat smiled, taking a sip of her tea. "Oh, and you can borrow my car again, if you want. To drive over."
Baelor’s face lit up instantly, the gloom of the impending divorce momentarily forgotten. "The Bentley? Truly? I had an exceptional time navigating the supercharged gear ratios yesterday."
"It's fine, but I can't drive it today anyway," Kat pointed out practically, gesturing to the four boys sitting around the table. "I need to take one of Maekar’s tanks to fit everyone for the waterpark expedition. The Bentley only seats five comfortably, and I am not strapping Aegon to the roof."
"Very well. I shall pilot the Bentley for the extraction mission," Baelor agreed, a small smile touching his lips.
"Right, gremlins!" Kat announced, clapping her hands together, shifting back into commander mode. "Breakfast is over! Go to your rooms, pack your swim trunks, your towels, and your goggles. We mobilize in ten minutes!"
Daeron, Aemon, and Aerion cheered, abandoning their half-eaten toast and sprinting for the grand staircase.
Baelor stood up from the table, adjusting the cuffs of his suit. He looked at Kat, who was currently wrestling Aegon into a bright yellow snowsuit she had brought down from the nursery.
"Kat," Baelor frowned, noticing her lack of preparation. "Why are you not packing an aquatic garment for yourself? Do you not intend to participate in the waterpark activities?"
"Don't be stupid, Baelor, of course I'm going down the slides," Kat scoffed, zipping Aegon’s coat.
"Then where is your bathing suit?"
Kat turned to look at him. She offered a smirk. She reached down, grabbing the hem of the delicate, vintage floral dress, and hitched it up just enough to reveal the bright, neon-pink strap of a bikini bottom resting against her hip.
"I'm already wearing it under the dress," Kat winked, dropping the fabric back into place. "It saves time in the changing rooms. Tactical efficiency, Shadow Minister. Try to keep up."
Baelor stared at her, shaking his head in bewilderment. "You are a terrifyingly competent woman, Kat."
"I know," Kat grinned, hoisting the bundled-up Aegon onto her hip.
Ten minutes later, the boys stampeded back down the stairs, clutching duffel bags stuffed with towels and swim trunks.
"Right, let's move out," Kat ordered, leading the charge out the subterranean Targaryen garage.
"Okay, boys," Kat announced, her voice echoing in the garage as she handed the keys to the Bentley to Baelor. She turned to the boys, a smile on her face. "Pick a tank. We're going to war."
Daeron, Aemon, and Aerion didn't hesitate. They had spent their entire lives walking past these cars, but they had never been allowed to casually select one for a recreational joyride.
Aerion sprinted past a silver Aston Martin and a low-slung McLaren, heading straight for the far corner of the garage.
"This one!" Aerion shouted, pointing enthusiastically at a customized, matte-black Mercedes-Benz G-Wagon. It looked less like a family SUV and more like an armored military transport vehicle. It had tinted windows, oversized all-terrain tires, and a grill that looked like it could plow through a brick wall without sustaining a scratch. "Dad uses this one when he goes to the hunting lodge in the Scottish Highlands. It has three rows of seats and a built-in cooler in the back!"
Kat grinned, her eyes lighting up with approval. She loved a tank.
"Perfect," Kat declared, walking over to a steel key-lock box mounted on the wall. She tapped in the generic override code Baelor had given her just before, pulling out the electronic fob for the G-Wagon. She tossed it in the air, catching it smoothly. "It’s aggressive, it’s obnoxious, and it’ll cut through the snow like butter. Load in, troops."
She turned to Baelor, who was standing near the entrance, looking overwhelmed by the impending reality of what he was about to do. He was holding the keys to Kat’s Bentley, his knuckles white.
"Baelor," Kat called out softly, dropping the harsh commander persona for a moment. She walked over to him, her expression softening into a look of genuine, empathetic solidarity. "Are you ready for this? Because once we step through those doors, there is no going back."
Baelor swallowed hard. He looked down at the vintage car keys in his hand. He had spent the twenty years of his life walking on eggshells, compromising his own happiness, his own identity, and his own peace of mind simply to maintain a flawless political facade. He had endured Jena’s screaming, her emotional manipulation, and her frigid, transactional approach to their marriage.
He thought of the look on Maekar’s face, when his little brother had admitted he had no idea what he was doing, but was willing to risk it all for the fiery-haired art teacher.
Baelor took a deep breath. He straightened his spine, pulling his shoulders back, the seasoned, charismatic Shadow Minister finally merging with the exhausted, battered husband.
"I am ready, Kat," Baelor stated, his eyes hardening with a newfound resolve. "It is time to end the masquerade."
"Good man," Kat smiled fiercely, clapping him on the shoulder. "You take the Bentley. I’ll follow you in the tank. Let’s go extract your boys from the viper's nest."
Ten minutes later, the two-car convoy rolled out of the estate gates and onto the freshly plowed streets. Baelor led the way in the Bentley, navigating the snowy roads with surprising, reverent skill. Kat followed closely behind in the G-Wagon, the cabin filled with the loud, upbeat sound of a classic rock playlist and the excited chatter of Daeron, Aemon, and Aerion, with Aegon kicking his little feet to the music.
They drove into one of the most exclusive wealthy neighborhoods in the city. The houses here weren't just large; they were imposing fortresses of old money and rigid social hierarchy.
Baelor pulled the Bentley up to the curb outside a four-story Georgian townhouse. Kat parked the G-Wagon directly behind him, throwing the vehicle into park.
"Right, gremlins, listen to me," Kat instructed, twisting around in the driver's seat to look at the three boys in the back. "This is not a social call. This is a tactical extraction. You stay in the car. Keep the doors locked, keep the heater on, and keep Aegon entertained. Do not come inside unless I specifically call for you. Understood?"
"Understood, Kat," Daeron nodded seriously, unbuckling his seatbelt to climb over the center console and take Aegon from his car seat.
"We shall maintain the perimeter," Aemon agreed, pushing his glasses up his nose.
"Good boys," Kat praised. She stepped out of the G-Wagon, the freezing wind instantly whipping her silver hair around her face. She pulled Maekar’s overcoat tightly around her vintage floral dress and marched toward the front door of the townhouse.
Baelor was standing on the top step, his hand resting on the doorknob. He looked pale, his chest rising and falling rapidly.
Kat stepped up beside him. She didn't say a word. She simply reached out, her small, cold hand giving his arm a firm, reassuring squeeze.
You've got this, her eyes communicated silently.
Baelor nodded once. He turned the knob and pushed the door open.
The interior of Baelor and Jena’s home was the fundamental antithesis of the chaotic, warm, vibrant energy Kat had cultivated at Maekar’s estate. It was cold. It was pristine. Everything was white, cream, or silver. The marble floors gleamed with polish, and the air smelled heavily of cleaning chemicals and expensive, cloying floral perfume. It didn't feel like a home where two boys lived; it felt like a museum exhibit where touching the artifacts was strictly prohibited.
Baelor stepped into the grand foyer, Kat right on his heels.
"Valarr! Matarys!" Baelor called out, his voice echoing sharply off the high ceilings.
Before the boys could answer, the sharp, rapid clicking of expensive stiletto heels sounded from the top of the curved staircase.
Jena Targaryen descended the stairs.
She was a striking woman, but in a harsh, brittle, unforgiving way. She was incredibly thin, her posture rigidly perfect, wearing a white designer pantsuit that looked as though it had never seen a single speck of dust. Her blonde hair was pulled back into a severe, flawlessly smooth chignon, and her face was a mask of cold fury.
She stopped halfway down the staircase, glaring down at her husband.
"Where the hell have you been, Baelor?" Jena hissed, her voice a sharp, venomous whip that cut through the silence of the foyer. "You abandoned a critical charity gala last night, you failed to return home, and you left me to field questions from the press regarding your conspicuous absence! You are a national embarrassment!"
Baelor stiffened, the familiar, conditioned wave of anxiety and subjugation instantly washing over him. He opened his mouth to reply, his political instincts desperately trying to de-escalate the situation.
But before he could speak, Jena’s furious, icy blue eyes shifted. She noticed the figure standing slightly behind him in the shadows of the foyer.
Jena froze.
The anger on her face evaporated, instantly replaced by a look of wide-eyed shock. She stared at the woman in the oversized black cashmere coat. She saw the pale skin. She saw the mismatched eyes. And, most shockingly, she saw the cascading Valyrian silver hair.
For one breathless second, Kat thought she had been unequivocally made.
"Is that..." Jena breathed, her voice trembling slightly as she gripped the banister. She took a hesitant step down the stairs, staring at Kat as if she were a ghost. "Who is that? Baelor, do you have a long-lost sister you have never disclosed to me?"
Jena descended another step, squinting critically at Kat in the harsh, bright light of the foyer chandelier. Her eyes narrowed, the shock slowly morphing into a look of suspicion.
"No," Jena muttered, shaking her head. She looked Kat up and down, her lip curling in a sneer of disgust. "Wait. Why on earth is Lindsay Barlaeris following you around, Baelor? Has Maekar finally lost his mind and invited the enemy into our inner circle?"
Kat’s blood ran cold. Her heart executed a stutter-step against her ribs.
She knows, Kat thought, sheer panic flooding her veins. She recognized me from the galas or media. It's over.
Baelor oblivious to the monumental, multi-billion-pound secret currently exploding in his foyer, turned to look at Kat. He analyzed her appearance with the clinical, critical eye of a politician accustomed to managing public relations.
Baelor let out a short, dismissive scoff. He looked back up at his wife.
"Don't be absurd, Jena. That is not Lindsay Barlaeris," Baelor stated flatly, his tone dripping with condescension. He gestured casually toward Kat’s face. "You only need to look closely. The resemblance is purely superficial. Her eyes are entirely wrong. Lindsay Barlaeris does not have heterochromia. And furthermore..."
Baelor stepped closer to Kat, reaching out and lightly, almost patronizingly, tapping a lock of her shimmering silver hair.
"You can clearly tell it's a wig," Baelor declared confidently, dismissing the biological reality of the woman standing next to him. "It lacks the natural, genetic luster of true Valyrian pigmentation. It is a very high-quality synthetic, but it is undeniably artificial."
Kat stood perfectly still.
On the inside, the Queen of the Gremlins was actively, violently screaming. She wanted to grab the Shadow Minister by his tailored lapels, shake him violently, and shriek, It is my natural hair, you cheeky, arrogant fuck! I literally grew it myself! But on the outside, Kat forced her face into a mask of polite, slightly embarrassed amusement. She swallowed the blazing, offended pride, recognizing the miraculous, flawless alibi Baelor had just unwittingly handed her on a silver platter.
"Yes," Kat laughed, a slightly forced, breathy sound. She reached up, self-consciously adjusting a silver wave. "I get that a lot when I wear this specific combination of colored lenses and the silver wig. It’s a bit of an inside joke at the school. People say I look like the Blood Wyvern’s crazy cousin."
Jena stared at her for another critical second. The suspicion slowly faded from her icy blue eyes, replaced by a look of contempt.
"A wig," Jena sneered, crossing her arms over her chest. "How incredibly pathetic. A commoner attempting to emulate the aesthetic of a billionaire heiress. It is tasteless and deeply embarrassing."
Kat’s eyes darkened. The panic was gone. The fury had arrived.
Before Kat could unleash a verbal barrage that would have stripped the paint from the walls, the sound of rapid footsteps echoed from the second-floor landing.
Valarr and Matarys appeared at the top of the stairs. They were both wearing their casual weekend clothes, looking tense and anxious. They stopped dead when they saw their mother standing on the staircase.
"Boys," Baelor called out, his voice steadying, drawing strength from the presence of the woman standing beside him. He looked up at his sons. "Come down here."
Jena whipped around, glaring at her sons. "You will do no such thing! You are both grounded for your abysmal behavior this morning! Go back to your rooms and resume your Latin translations immediately!"
Valarr and Matarys hesitated, torn between the ingrained obedience to their mother and the desperate, pleading look in their father's eyes.
"I said," Baelor repeated, his voice dropping into a low, commanding rumble that echoed perfectly with his brother's famous authority, "come down here."
The boys swallowed hard. They slipped past their mother, jogging quickly down the stairs to stand behind Baelor.
Jena’s face flushed a furious, mottled red. She turned her venomous glare back onto her husband.
"How dare you undermine my authority in my own home, Baelor!" Jena shrieked, her perfectly manicured hands balling into fists. "You disappear for days, humiliate me publicly, and then waltz back in here with some cheap, trashy woman in a wig, demanding obedience? You are pathetic!"
Baelor didn't flinch. He stood his ground, his eyes locking onto his wife with an expression of cold finality.
"I am not here to argue with you, Jena," Baelor stated smoothly, his political cadence returning, flawlessly. "I have come to collect my remaining personal effects, and to collect my sons. I have officially submitted the preliminary paperwork to my solicitors this morning. I have applied for a divorce. You will receive the formal documents from my legal counsel sometime this weekend, or Monday at the latest."
The grand, sterile foyer fell entirely silent.
Jena stared at him. She looked at his calm, resolute expression. She looked at the two boys standing behind him.
And then, Jena threw her head back and laughed.
It was a brittle cruel sound. It echoed off the marble floors, dripping with condescending disbelief.
"A divorce?" Jena mocked, taking a step down the stairs. "You? Baelor Targaryen, the great political compromiser, is filing for divorce? Oh, please. You don't have the spine for a public scandal. You don't have the stomach to face the press. You will be back in this house by Tuesday, begging for my forgiveness, exactly as you always do."
Baelor’s composure wavered slightly. The years of emotional manipulation and deeply ingrained trauma flared, a flicker of doubt crossing his eyes. Jena knew exactly how to dismantle his confidence.
Kat saw the hesitation. She saw the man beginning to retreat back into the battered, subservient husband.
Kat stepped forward. She didn't just step into the conversation; she stepped physically between Baelor and his wife.
"Right. That is quite enough of that," Kat announced, her voice cracking like a whip. She looked over her shoulder at Valarr and Matarys. "We are going to the indoor waterpark today, boys. Go upstairs, pack your shit, grab your swim trunks, and let’s lock and load before this pathetic excuse for a living room turns into an active war zone. Move."
Valarr and Matarys didn't need to be told twice. The authoritative command in Kat’s voice broke their paralysis. They sprinted back up the stairs, desperate to escape the impending explosion.
Jena’s mouth dropped open in outrage.
"Excuse me?!" Jena shrieked, her icy composure entirely shattering. She pointed a trembling finger at Kat. "Who the hell do you think you are, coming into my house and ordering my children around? You are nothing! You are a cheap, hired distraction!"
"And you are a miserable, toxic, emotionally abusive harpy who is actively destroying the mental health of everyone unfortunate enough to reside in your general vicinity," Kat fired back instantly, her northern accent sharpening into a lethal blade. She crossed her arms, glaring up at the taller woman on the stairs. "Are you always this much of a vindictive bitch, Jena, or is today just a special occasion because you finally realized your husband grew a pair of balls and is leaving you?"
Jena gasped, physically recoiling as if Kat had just slapped her across the face. Nobody spoke to her like this. She was a high-society aristocrat. She was immune to consequence.
Baelor stared at Kat, his jaw hanging slightly open. He had never in his years of marriage, heard anyone stand up to Jena with such brutal, unapologetic honesty.
Jena recovered her shock, her face twisting into a mask of pure fury. She turned her attack back onto her husband, recognizing him as the weaker target.
"You are a joke, Baelor!" Jena screamed, descending the final few steps until she was standing on the foyer floor. "You are a weak, pathetic excuse for a man! You hide behind your brother's money and your political titles, but you are nothing! You will lose everything in this divorce! I will take the boys, I will take the estate, and I will ensure the press knows exactly what a miserable, inadequate failure you are in the bedroom!"
Baelor flinched, his shoulders slumping slightly. The threat was a direct, targeted strike at his deepest insecurities. He opened his mouth, but no words came out.
Kat didn't let the silence linger.
She turned her head, her sharp eyes scanning the hallway branching off the foyer. She spotted an older, terrified-looking woman wearing a neat black and white uniform peering nervously around the corner. The housekeeper.
"You there! Hi, darling!" Kat called out loudly, waving the housekeeper over.
The woman jumped, scurrying forward with her head bowed. "Yes, miss?"
"Could you do me a massive, monumental favor?" Kat asked, her voice instantly returning to a warm, incredibly polite tone. "Baelor is moving out today. Could you please go up to the master suite, grab a few large suitcases, and start packing his suits and essential toiletries? Just throw them in the bags and bring them out to the vintage Bentley parked out front. We need them packed as quickly as possible."
Jena let out a high-pitched, incredulous shriek.
"You have absolutely no right to order my staff around!" Jena screamed, stomping her stiletto heel against the marble floor. "Martha, you will do no such thing! You will return to the kitchen immediately!"
Martha the housekeeper froze, looking terrified between the screaming aristocrat and the fiery-haired woman in the oversized coat.
"I am not ordering her, Jena," Kat corrected smoothly, turning her lethal glare back to the wife. "I am simply asking for a bit of help so Baelor can extract himself from this toxic, radioactive wasteland as quickly as humanly possible."
Kat turned back to the housekeeper, offering her a brilliant, entirely reassuring smile. "Don't worry about her screaming, Martha. We are going to the waterpark for the afternoon. If you wouldn't mind just packing his essentials now, Baelor can come back and collect the rest of his belongings later this evening when the wicked witch of the West End is out attending one of her miserable, soulless galas."
Baelor, drawing strength from Kat’s unwavering defense, finally found his voice.
"That is an excellent logistical strategy, Kat," Baelor agreed, his posture straightening. He looked at the housekeeper. "Martha, please do as Miss Hart asks. I will go upstairs and retrieve my own swimming trunks."
Baelor didn't wait for Jena’s permission. He strode past his wife, ignoring her furious sputtering, and headed up the stairs.
Jena watched him go, her hands shaking with rage. She realized she had lost control of her husband. She turned her entire, venomous focus onto the woman who had orchestrated the rebellion.
Jena looked Kat up and down, her icy blue eyes dripping with aristocratic condescension. She took in the vintage floral dress, and the oversized men's coat.
"You are pathetic," Jena sneered, her voice dropping into a cruel, mocking whisper. "You come into my house, wearing my brother-in-law's coat, attempting to play the role of a savior. But you are just a cheap imitation. You wear a silver wig to try and look like Lindsay Barlaeris, hoping to catch a billionaire's eye. But you just look ridiculous."
Jena stepped closer, her eyes scanning Kat’s figure with deliberate, malicious intent.
"And you have certainly not failed to emulate her physique," Jena continued, resorting to the lowest, most desperate form of attack. "Lindsay Barlaeris is notoriously overweight. A heavy, clumsy girl hiding behind her wealth. And looking at you... I see the resemblance is more than just the fake hair. You are equally thick around the middle. It is incredibly unattractive."
Kat stood perfectly still in the center of the marble foyer.
She didn't flinch. She didn't blush. She didn't cross her arms defensively over her stomach.
Kat had spent her entire life in the foster system being told she wasn't enough. She had spent years in the corporate world having her appearance, her gender, and her intelligence ruthlessly dissected by arrogant, powerful men. Jena Targaryen’s petty, desperate body-shaming was like throwing a pebble at a tank.
A slow wildly chaotic smile spread across Kat’s face. She tilted her head, her mismatched eyes locking onto Jena with an expression of pity.
"You know, Jena," Kat purred, her voice dripping with sweetness. "I would much rather have a few extra, gorgeous, womanly pounds and a personality that people actually enjoy, than be a miserable, embittered, terrifyingly thin cunt like you."
Jena gasped loudly, her hand flying to her chest in shock at the sheer, unapologetic profanity.
"And furthermore," Kat continued, taking a step closer, entirely invading the aristocrat's personal space, "at least one Targaryen man actually, actively wants to fuck me. Which is significantly more than you can say for your own marriage."
"I..." Jena stammered, her face turning a violent, ugly shade of purple, completely incapable of processing the brutal honesty of the insult.
"Honestly, Kat," a smooth, highly amused voice chimed in from the staircase.
Kat and Jena both looked up.
Baelor was standing halfway down the stairs, holding a small duffel bag. He was looking at Kat, his eyes shining with a liberated sense of joy.
"If I had even the slightest biological inclination toward women," Baelor stated loudly, ensuring his voice carried perfectly through the foyer, "I would absolutely fuck you as well. You are a magnificent creature."
Kat threw her head back, letting out a loud, ringing laugh that echoed off the ceilings.
Jena let out a high-pitched, frustrated shriek of unmitigated defeat. She realized she was outmatched. She spun on her stiletto heel, storming away down the hallway, the sound of her furious footsteps fading as she slammed the door to the drawing room behind her.
Kat wiped a tear of mirth from her eye, turning back to Baelor as he reached the bottom of the stairs.
"Seriously, Baelor," Kat chuckled, shaking her head as she looked at the elegant, handsome politician. "How on earth did you survive sleeping with that woman for so many years? She is a walking ice storm."
Baelor sighed, a weary, self-deprecating smile touching his lips. He walked over to the front door, pausing to look back at the grand, sterile house.
"I closed my eyes, Kat," Baelor admitted softly, a hint of dark humor bleeding into his tone. "I closed my eyes, and I thought very intensely about the rugged, broad-shouldered stable hand who manages the horses at our country estate. It was quick, it was deeply depressing, but it was highly effective."
Kat snorted, leaning against the doorframe.
"I genuinely do not understand why Jena insisted on subjecting us to the ordeal once a month," Baelor continued, shaking his head in bewilderment. "It was a miserable chore for both of us."
Kat looked the Shadow Minister up and down. She took in the broad shoulders, the tailored suit, the hair, and the undeniably handsome bone structure.
"Well, you are incredibly fit, Baelor," Kat pointed out reasonably, offering a supportive shrug. "Even if you were mentally riding a 'horse' the entire time, once a month is enough to hold most people over. You’re a good-looking bloke."
Baelor smiled, feeling a surge of confidence he hadn't experienced in years. "Thank you, Kat. But I must admit, I am looking forward to finding a man who I can have sex with at least once a day. I have years of repressed frustration to burn off."
Kat gasped, clapping a hand over her chest in mock horror, her eyes wide with teasing delight.
"Once a day?!" Kat exclaimed loudly. "Good lord, Baelor! Do you even have the cardiovascular stamina for that kind of action, pops? You might blow a hip!"
Baelor froze, his eyes widening in indignant outrage.
"Pops?!" Baelor gasped, clutching the strap of his duffel bag. "I am forty years old, Katherine! I am in the undisputed prime of my life! I run five miles a day!"
"Sure you do, granddad," Kat winked, turning and walking out the front door into the snow. "Don't worry, we’ll find you a nice, quiet man your own age. Someone who enjoys a gentle stroll in the park and doing the Sunday crossword puzzle after a very brief, heavily medicated snuggle."
"I am going to throw you into a snowbank!" Baelor threatened, his political dignity entirely abandoned as he chased her out the front door. "I have the stamina of an Olympic athlete! I will destroy the crossword puzzle!"
"Keep telling yourself that, old man!" Kat laughed, jogging down the snowy steps toward the waiting vehicles.
Sitting inside the heated, G-Wagon, Daeron, Aemon, and Aerion watched the scene unfold through the tinted windows.
They saw their Uncle Baelor chasing their art teacher through the snow, laughing harder than they had ever seen him laugh, looking completely alive.
Daeron leaned forward, resting his arms on the back of Kat’s empty driver's seat. A calculating smile spread across his twelve-year-old face.
"Look at them," Daeron whispered to his brothers, his eyes dancing with tactical excitement. "This is perfect. This works incredibly well for us."
Aerion frowned, watching Kat expertly dodge a snowball Baelor had lazily lobbed at her. "How does Uncle Baelor acting like a teenager help us get Kat to marry Dad?"
"Because," Daeron explained, his strategic mind working at light speed, "if Uncle Baelor and Kat establish this weird, affectionate sibling bond, it ties her even closer to our family. It creates a secondary, permanent anchor. If she feels protective of him, and she feels like she belongs in this weird family dynamic, she’s going to be significantly more likely to stay when Dad gets back from Tokyo."
Aemon pushed his glasses up his nose, nodding in agreement. "The integration of extended familial alliances reinforces the primary romantic objective. It is a flawless sociological strategy."
The doors of the G-Wagon suddenly opened. Valarr and Matarys piled into the back row, clutching their duffel bags, bringing a blast of freezing air with them.
"What are you guys talking about?" Valarr asked, shivering slightly as he buckled his seatbelt.
Daeron turned around in his seat, looking at his cousins. He didn't want to explain the entire classified operational parameter out loud where Kat might overhear them when she returned to the car.
"We are executing a tactical campaign," Daeron stated mysteriously, tapping the side of his nose. "I'll text you the brief."
Valarr and Matarys exchanged a deeply confused look, but before they could ask any further questions, Kat climbed into the driver's seat, bringing a flurry of snow and chaotic energy with her.
"Right, gremlins! We are locked, loaded, and fully extracted!" Kat announced, throwing the tank into gear. "Next stop: the indoor wave pool!"
The two-car convoy pulled away from the sterile townhouse, leaving the toxic atmosphere of Jena Targaryen far behind them. Baelor followed closely behind the G-Wagon in the Bentley, a small, genuine smile on his face as he navigated the snowy streets.
Inside the back of the SUV, five smartphones simultaneously buzzed.
Daeron, Aemon, and Aerion had officially expanded the digital war room. They had added Valarr and Matarys to the secure, encrypted group chat.
DAERON: Welcome to the Ten-Day Siege, gentlemen.
VALARR: What is this? Why are we in a group chat while we are sitting two feet away from each other?
AEMON: Operational security. We cannot risk verbal interception by the primary target. We are currently engaged in a covert, psychological operation to ensure Miss Hart permanently integrates into our familial structure as our stepmother.
MATARYS: Wait. What? You guys are trying to set Kat up with Uncle Maekar?! Are you insane?! Uncle Maekar is the Ice Dragon! He eats people for breakfast! Kat is cool! Why would you want to subject her to him?!
AERION: Because she yelled at him and he liked it. He smiled. Actually smiled. We want her to be our Muña.
Valarr and Matarys sat in the back row, staring at their glowing screens in shock. Their terrifying, dictatorial uncle had smiled for the art teacher.
It was a geopolitical shift of monumental proportions.
VALARR: Okay. I am struggling to process this reality, but if you guys seriously think she can handle Uncle Maekar, we are in. We will help you run the propaganda campaign.
DAERON: Excellent. We require a coordinated effort to highlight his positive attributes over the next two hundred and forty hours.
MATARYS: We will help you secure your stepmother. But we require a negotiated concession in return. A tactical trade.
Daeron frowned, tapping his thumbs against the screen.
DAERON: What kind of trade?
VALARR: You saw my dad back there. He is finally free. But he’s clueless. If we help you get Kat to fall in love with Uncle Maekar... you have to help us find a boyfriend for my dad. He needs someone who likes crosswords and jogging.
Daeron looked at Aemon and Aerion. The three brothers exchanged a silent synchronized nod of agreement in the dim cabin of the SUV.
DAERON: Deal. We secure the Muña, and then we secure a husband for the Shadow Minister. The Targaryen Alliance is officially formed.
Up in the driver's seat, oblivious to the complex strategic matrimonial warfare being actively plotted in the back seat, Kat turned the volume up on her pop-punk playlist, happily singing along as she drove her newly acquired family toward the water slides.
The waterpark was an architectural marvel of glass and steel, an enormous dome enclosing a paradise of wave pools, lazy rivers, towering fiberglass slides, and artificial palm trees. The air inside was humid, echoing with the deafening, chaotic roar of rushing water and hundreds of screaming children.
Kat loved it.
She stood near a cluster of reserved VIP cabanas, having easily bypassed the two-hour public admission queue using the Platinum Access wristbands Kat had procured for them. She took off the vintage dress, letting it fall onto a lounge chair. Beneath it, she wasn't wearing a sensible, maternal one-piece. She was wearing a two-piece bikini—a swirling, psychedelic pattern of bright pink and white that contrasted beautifully against her pale skin and the cascading waves of her silver hair.
She turned around, resting her hands on her hips, and surveyed her newly acquired strike team.
Daeron, Aemon, Aerion, Valarr, and Matarys were standing in a line. They had stripped down to their swim trunks, their pale skin practically glowing under the artificial sunlight of the dome. They were practically vibrating with pent-up, feral energy. None of them had ever been permitted inside a public waterpark. Their swimming experiences were limited to the silent, perfectly rectangular lap pools at a private pool.
Standing slightly behind them, looking out of place, was Baelor. The man had shed his suit, revealing a surprisingly fit, broad-shouldered physique for a forty-year-old politician, a dusting of grey hair across his chest matching his silver beard. But his posture was rigid, his eyes scanning the screaming masses of children with existential dread.
"Right, gremlins, listen up!" Kat bellowed, her northern accent slicing through the echoing roar of the wave pool. She pointed a finger at the five kids. "This is a free-fire zone, but we have rules of engagement. Buddy system is mandatory. I want you in pairs or groups of three at all times. Nobody wanders off alone."
"Yes, Kat!" Aerion cheered, hopping from foot to foot on the warm wet tiles.
"Rule two," Kat continued, her eyes narrowing into lethal, motherly slits. "For the love of God, do not get into trouble. No fighting, no drowning each other, and absolutely no pushing in the queues. You all have Platinum wristbands. That means you get to skip the lines like the privileged little shits you are, so don't abuse it by being rude to the normal kids."
"Understood," Daeron nodded solemnly, ready to deploy his VIP status.
"Rule three. Do not go on anything that isn't for your height. If the lifeguard says no, the answer is no," Kat warned. She hiked Aegon higher on her hip. The one-year-old was currently wriggling with excitement, wearing a bright blue, long-sleeved rash guard with a cartoon octopus on the front. "And finally, if you need an adult, or if you want to go on a slide that requires an adult to ride tandem, you come find me or Baelor. We will be stationed at the cabana or in the baby pools. Are we clear?"
"Crystal clear!" Valarr grinned.
"We are fully briefed on the operational parameters," Aemon agreed, adjusting his waterproof goggles.
"Brilliant," Kat grinned, a fire lighting up in her eyes. "Then get out of my sight. Go feral."
The five boys didn't hesitate for a microsecond.
"Yes, Auntie!" Valarr and Matarys shouted in unison.
"Thanks, Muña!" Daeron, Aemon, and Aerion chorused flawlessly.
The five of them turned as a single, coordinated unit and sprinted at top speed toward the towering, multi-colored labyrinth of the primary water slides, their bare feet slapping wildly against the wet tiles.
"Hey!" Kat shrieked, pointing her finger after them. "I said go feral, not break your necks! Fucking walk, you little bastards!"
The boys ignored her, disappearing into the crowd.
Kat let out a loud, exasperated sigh, shaking her head as a fond smile tugged at her lips. She turned around to face Baelor.
Baelor was standing perfectly still, his jaw hanging slightly open, his eyes wide with shock. He was staring at the space where his sons and nephews had just been.
"Baelor?" Kat asked, furrowing her brow. "You alright, pops? The humidity getting to your joints?"
Baelor slowly turned his head, fixing his gaze on Kat.
"Kat," Baelor breathed, his voice trembling with a mixture of awe and bewilderment. "Did... did my sons just call you Auntie?"
Kat blinked, adjusting Aegon on her hip. "Oh. Yeah, I suppose they did."
"And Maekar’s sons," Baelor continued, his tone escalating in disbelief. "They just called you Muña. That is High Valyrian. It means..."
"Some type of term of endearment. I know," Kat shrugged casually, unbothered by the linguistic revelation. "Aerion told me it was just a nickname the other day. I think it’s cute. They’re just leaning into the bit."
Baelor stared at her. He looked at her eyes, trying to detect any hint of irony or deception. There was none. She genuinely believed it was a meaningless nickname. She had no idea that Daeron, Aemon, and Aerion had just executed a flawless, coordinated psychological strike, officially and publicly declaring her as the matriarch of their house.
And Valarr and Matarys, by calling her Auntie, had cemented the alliance.
Gods above, Baelor thought, a respectful smirk spreading across his face. The children are running a black-ops campaign.
"Yes," Baelor murmured, deciding to protect his nephews' Machiavellian scheme. "Just a nickname. Highly affectionate."
"Meh. Whatever works," Kat dismissed easily. "Come on, Egg. Let’s go splish splash."
Kat turned and marched toward the gently sloping baby pool, which was currently filled with knee-deep, bath-warm water and a dozen small, splashing toddlers.
Baelor stood near the cabana for a moment, completely unsure of what to do with his hands. He had never been to a public waterpark. He had never engaged in unscripted recreational leisure.
"Baelor!" Kat called back over her shoulder, waving him over. "You can go sit in the hot tub with the other adults, or you can go swim! You don't have to come play with the baby. Hell, go find the boys and do the slides. Live a little!"
Baelor swallowed hard. He looked at drop of the Kamikaze slide in the distance. He looked at the bubbling, crowded hot tub.
He jogged over to Kat, stepping carefully into the warm, shallow water of the baby pool.
"I believe I would rather stay close to the command center," Baelor admitted, his voice tight with lingering anxiety. He stood awkwardly in the ankle-deep water, crossing his arms over his chest, looking out of place among the inflatable rings and splashing infants.
Kat sat in the water. She set Aegon down, keeping a firm grip on the boy's hands as he began kicking the water, sending warm sprays of chlorinated liquid flying into the air.
Kat looked up at Baelor. She saw the rigid tension in his shoulders, the nervous way his eyes kept darting around the dome.
"Not exactly your scene, is it?" Kat smirked, flicking some water at Aegon.
"No," Baelor confessed, a self-deprecating sigh escaping his lips. "I... I never did things like this growing up. My father believed recreational swimming was a frivolous waste of caloric energy. We were permitted to swim laps in the estate pool for cardiovascular conditioning for exactly forty-five minutes a day. That was the extent of my aquatic childhood."
Kat’s face softened. The depressing sterility of the Targaryen upbringing never failed to shock her.
"That is the saddest thing I have ever heard," Kat declared, leaning back as Aegon slapped a plastic floating duck. She beamed at Baelor, her eyes sparkling with light. "You need to loosen up, Baelor. Swimming is supposed to be fun. It’s supposed to be messy."
Baelor offered a weak smile, slowly lowering himself to sit on the submerged, tiled edge of the baby pool, the warm water lapping at his hips.
"When I was nine," Kat began, her voice dropping into a conspiratorial, highly animated tone, commanding his attention, "my brother and I got insanely bored on St. Patrick’s Day. We were living in a really rough part of the city, and there was this abandoned indoor municipal pool that the council had shut down."
Baelor frowned, hooked. "Abandoned? How did you gain entry?"
"My brother is the size of a mountain and understands structural engineering," Kat grinned wickedly. "He literally ripped the padlock off the emergency exit with a crowbar. We broke in."
Baelor’s eyes widened in absolute, aristocratic horror. "You committed breaking and entering? Into a facility?"
"Oh, it gets better," Kat laughed, keeping her eyes on Aegon as the baby waded deeper. "Word got around. Within two hours, there were about two hundred kids inside this abandoned pool. Someone brought a set of subwoofers and a generator. We threw a full-blown, illegal rave inside the empty pool basin."
Baelor stared at her as if she were speaking a foreign language. "A rave? In a drained pool?"
"It wasn't drained for long," Kat smirked. "Someone figured out how to turn the auxiliary pumps on. But because it was St. Patrick’s Day, a group of absolute legends dumped about fifty gallons of green industrial dye directly into the filtration system. The entire pool filled up with neon green water. It looked like radioactive sludge."
"What the fuck," Baelor whispered, forgetting his political composure, captivated by the anarchy of her youth.
"We swam in glowing green water until four in the morning, high on cheap cider and adrenaline, right up until the riot police showed up and kicked the doors in," Kat finished, her eyes shining with the fond, beautiful memory. "My brother literally threw me over his shoulder and sprinted out a broken window to escape arrest. It took me three weeks to scrub the green dye out of my hair."
Baelor sat in the warm water, his mind reeling. He compared his childhood—silent dinners, cello lessons, and strict cardiovascular conditioning—to the vibrant, dangerous, wildly colorful existence she had led.
"You are a lunatic, Katherine," Baelor murmured, a smile of admiration breaking across his face.
"I prefer 'free spirit'," Kat winked, turning her attention back to Aegon. "Right, little dragon! Let’s hit the slides!"
For the next twenty minutes, Baelor actually relaxed. He sat on the edge of the pool, laughing aloud as he watched Kat help Aegon navigate a tiny plastic baby slide shaped like a frog. Aegon would slide down the two-foot drop, splash into Kat’s waiting arms, and immediately scream to do it again.
But as the minutes ticked by, Baelor’s political paranoia began to creep back in. His eyes kept scanning the crowded pathways of the waterpark, searching the throngs of people.
"Kat," Baelor said, a edge of anxiety returning to his voice. He stood up, the water dripping from his swim trunks. "I cannot see Daeron or Valarr. I have lost visual contact. What if they have wandered into an unauthorized zone? What if they have been accosted?"
Kat stood up, hoisting the giggling Aegon onto her hip. She rolled her eyes, walking over to the anxious father.
"Baelor, relax," Kat ordered firmly, placing a wet hand on his arm. "They are twelve and thirteen years old, not toddlers. They are wearing Platinum wristbands that basically give them immunity from the staff. They are fine."
"But I cannot see them," Baelor insisted, his chest tightening with the familiar, suffocating need for control.
"Look up," Kat sighed, pointing a finger toward the towering fiberglass tubes crisscrossing the ceiling of the dome.
Baelor followed her gaze. High above them, enclosed in a transparent, twisting tube of clear fiberglass that extended out over the wave pool, were Daeron and Valarr. They were sitting in a double-inflatable raft, screaming their lungs out in joy as they rocketed down the slide at breakneck speed.
Baelor stared at them. He saw the massive smiles on their faces. He saw his son, who had looked so miserable and broken just two hours ago in Jena’s toxic foyer, looking free.
The anxious knot in Baelor’s chest slowly unraveled.
"They are on the slides," Baelor murmured, a soft relieved smile touching his lips.
"I told you," Kat smirked. "Now, come here. You need to pull your weight as a uncle."
Kat waded out of the baby pool, carrying Aegon toward a slightly deeper, quieter section of the complex that featured a slow-moving current. The water here was waist-deep on Kat.
"What are we doing?" Baelor asked, following her into the deeper water.
"We are doing swimming lessons," Kat announced. She turned her back to Baelor. "Help me put him on my back. I want to swim, but I need him secured."
Baelor blinked, entirely confused by the logistics. "Put him on your back? Like a... a backpack?"
"Exactly," Kat nodded. "Just lift him up, wrap his arms over my shoulders, and tuck his little legs around my waist. He’ll hold on like a monkey."
Baelor nervously reached out, taking the wet, squirming baby from Kat’s arms. He carefully lifted Aegon, positioning him against Kat’s bare back as instructed. Aegon immediately latched on, his tiny arms wrapping tightly around Kat’s neck, his legs locking securely around her waist.
"Got him?" Kat asked.
"He is secure," Baelor confirmed, his hands hovering nervously just in case the baby slipped.
Kat didn't hesitate. She launched herself forward, diving smoothly into the warm water. She swam with strong, practiced breaststrokes, her head staying above the water.
Aegon was thrilled. He was riding his favorite person like a majestic sea creature. He threw his head back, letting out loud, echoing shrieks of pure joy, splashing the water with his hands as Kat pulled him through the current.
Baelor watched them, mesmerized by the flawless trust between the woman and the baby.
Kat swam a wide circle and returned to Baelor, standing up in the waist-deep water, breathing slightly heavily.
"Your turn," Kat grinned, reaching back to unlatch Aegon from her waist.
"My turn?" Baelor panicked, taking a step backward. "Kat, I do not possess the requisite buoyancy for tandem infant transportation! I will drop him!"
"Don't be a wimp, Baelor," Kat teased, turning around and holding the baby out to him. "Take him. Build some core strength."
Baelor swallowed hard. He couldn't refuse a direct challenge. He accepted Aegon, holding the toddler awkwardly against his chest.
"Turn around," Kat instructed.
Baelor turned his back. Kat hoisted Aegon up, securing the baby's arms over Baelor’s broad, muscular shoulders and wrapping his legs around his waist.
"Right. Go," Kat commanded.
Baelor took a deep breath, attempting to mimic Kat’s smooth, effortless dive.
He launched himself forward.
It was a disaster.
Baelor possessed the muscular density of a solid lead brick. He had zero natural buoyancy. The moment he hit the water, the added weight of the baby on his back acted like an anchor.
Baelor sank. Hard.
His head immediately submerged beneath the chlorinated water. Aegon, who was securely attached to his uncle's back, suddenly found himself dipping dangerously close to the surface, letting out a startled, confused squawk.
Baelor panicked. He flailed wildly, his long arms slapping the water with uncoordinated desperation as he fought to bring his head back up. He breached the surface, inhaling a accidental lungful of chlorinated pool water.
"Ack! Cough! Gods!" Baelor choked, standing up in the waist-deep water. He pounded a fist against his chest, coughing and hacking miserably as the burning chlorine scorched his windpipe.
Aegon, unharmed but mildly annoyed by the sudden submersion, patted Baelor’s wet head with a hand.
Kat was standing five feet away, her hands resting on her knees, howling with laughter.
"Oh my god!" Kat wheezed, wiping a tear from her eye. "You sank like a stone! You literally have the aquatic grace of a cinderblock!"
Baelor glared at her through bloodshot, watering eyes, coughing up the last of the pool water. "It is not humorous, Kat! I nearly drowned the boy!"
"He was fine, you big drama queen," Kat laughed, wading over and effortlessly lifting Aegon off Baelor’s back. She settled the baby onto her own hip. "Maybe just stick to holding him in the shallow end for now. We’ll work on your buoyancy later."
Before Baelor could formulate a dignified response, a wave of water splashed against his back.
He spun around.
Daeron, Aemon, Aerion, Valarr, and Matarys had returned. They were panting heavily, their hair plastered to their foreheads, looking like a pack of wild, exhilarated animals.
"Kat! Uncle Baelor!" Aerion cheered, wiping water from his eyes. "You have to come do the slides! We did the Cyclone and the Vortex, but we need an adult to go on the Kamikaze!"
Baelor’s eyes widened in horror. "The Kamikaze?"
"It’s the biggest one!" Matarys grinned, entirely shedding his usual, anxious demeanor. "It’s a vertical drop. It’s terrifying. Come on, Dad! You have to do it!"
Baelor looked at the terrifying structure of the Kamikaze slide looming near the roof of the dome. It looked like a death trap.
"I am entirely content remaining in the terrestrial zone," Baelor declined rapidly, taking a step backward.
"Don't let him back out, boys!" Kat ordered, shifting Aegon to her other hip. "Drag him up the stairs! I want to see the Shadow Minister scream!"
The boys didn't hesitate. They swarmed Baelor, grabbing his arms and physically dragging the protesting politician out of the pool and toward the staircase that led to the slides.
For the next half hour, Baelor Targaryen endured a rapid-fire, assault on his cardiovascular system. He was forced down the Cyclone—a dark, enclosed tube that spun him violently in circles. He survived the Vortex—a funnel that dropped him unceremoniously into a deep plunge pool.
But as they reached the platform for the Kamikaze, Baelor finally reached his limit.
He stood at the top of the towering, eighty-foot fiberglass slide. The drop was practically vertical. It looked like a sheer cliff face.
Baelor looked down the slide. He looked at the tiny, ant-sized people swimming in the pool below.
Baelor Targaryen, the man who regularly debated national security policy with the Prime Minister, took a decisive step backward.
"Fuck no," Baelor stated, his voice a low rumble of complete refusal.
"Dad, come on!" Valarr pleaded, shivering slightly in the air conditioning at the top of the stairs.
"I said no, Valarr. I possess a highly refined sense of self-preservation," Baelor refused, turning around. He walked directly over to Kat, who was standing on the platform holding Aegon.
Baelor didn't ask for permission. He reached out, plucking the babbling boy from Kat’s arms and settling Aegon securely against his own chest.
"I am assuming supervisory duties of the infant," Baelor announced haughtily, turning his back on the terrifying slide. "I will wait for you all at the bottom."
Kat rolled her eyes, crossing her arms over her bright pink bikini top.
"You are an absolute wimp, Baelor," Kat taunted loudly, grinning wickedly.
Baelor paused at the top of the stairs. He looked back over his shoulder, his eyes locking onto the fiery-haired woman. He didn't deploy his political charm. He didn't use his aristocratic vocabulary.
"Fuck off, Katherine," Baelor replied simply.
He turned and began the long descent down the stairs, holding the baby.
Kat threw her head back, letting out a loud, ringing laugh. The Shadow Minister was finally breaking out of his shell.
"Right, gremlins!" Kat yelled, turning back to the five boys. "Clear the runway! I'm going first!"
Kat dominated the slides. She raced Daeron down the parallel speed-tubes, actively cheating by pushing him slightly at the launch. She went down the Kamikaze completely backward, screaming at the top of her lungs, much to the horror of the lifeguards.
By the time they had exhausted the primary slides, the boys were shivering, their lips tinged slightly blue from the continuous exposure to the water.
"Okay, tactical retreat!" Kat ordered, shivering herself. "To the cabanas! We need fuel and thermal regulation!"
They marched back to the reserved VIP cabanas.
Baelor was sitting in one of the loungers. He had procured several thick, heated, white cotton towels from the attendant. He was currently bundled in one towel, while Aegon was wrapped securely in another, sitting on Baelor’s lap, happily chewing on a plastic cup.
Baelor looked up as the strike team returned. He didn't look anxious or stressed. He looked relaxed, a soft smile touching his lips as he watched his sons and nephews laughing together.
"Dry off," Kat commanded, throwing towels at the shivering boys. "Do not move. I am going to the concession stand to procure exorbitant priced food and drinks."
Kat marched off toward the food court.
The moment she was out of earshot, the war council reconvened.
Daeron, rubbing a towel through his silver hair, dropped onto the lounger next to his uncle. He pulled his smartphone from the bag they'd brought in with them.
"Right. Phase one of the Ten-Day Siege," Daeron muttered to his brothers and cousins, his voice dropping into a conspiratorial whisper. "We need photographic propaganda."
Daeron opened the camera app. He looked at Baelor, who was holding Aegon, and gestured for the other boys to gather around.
"Uncle Baelor, lean in. Boys, squeeze behind him," Daeron orchestrated smoothly. "We need a group shot."
Baelor frowned, slightly confused by the sudden request for a family portrait, but he complied, leaning forward and holding Aegon up. Valarr, Matarys, Aemon, and Aerion crowded into the frame, their hair wet, massive smiles on their faces.
"Wait, wait," Daeron instructed, lowering the phone as he spotted Kat returning from the food court, balancing a cardboard tray loaded with waterpark food.
"Kat! Get in the picture!" Daeron yelled, waving her over.
Kat set the tray down on a small table. She didn't hesitate. She walked over, sliding smoothly onto the lounger directly next to Baelor.
Daeron raised the phone again, framing the shot perfectly.
The image captured on the screen was a masterpiece of vibrant family synergy.
On the left side of the frame, Kat was beaming, her striking eyes shining brightly. Her long hair cascaded wet over her shoulders, the bright pink and white swirls of her bikini contrasting beautifully against her pale skin. She had one arm propped up behind Baelor lounger, Aegon, who was sitting on Baelor's lap in his blue octopus rash guard, offering a toothy grin to the camera. Baelo was smiling warmly, his arms around Aegon, his salt and pepper beard and hair giving him the look of a handsome, relaxed patriarch.
In the center of the frame, Daeron, Aemon and Aerion, were crowded together, their pale chests bare, their silver hair wet and messy, looking like a pack of incredibly happy, feral wolves. Valarr and Matarys beaming near their father their own dark hair plastered to there foreheads.
Click.
Daeron captured the photo.
"Let me see," Kat demanded, leaning over to look at the screen. She smiled softly. "That’s a keeper, Dove. Send that to me later."
"I will," Daeron promised, his thumbs already flying across the screen.
But Daeron didn't send it to Kat. He opened his text thread with his father.
DAERON: [Image Attachment]
DAERON: Having a brilliant time at the waterpark. Kat says hello. Wish you were here.
Daeron hit send, launching the psychological missile directly toward the Imperial Hotel in Tokyo. He locked his phone, turning his attention to the tray of junk food Kat had procured.
They descended upon the hot dogs, the greasy salted chips, and blue sugar-loaded slushies with feral intensity.
As they ate, Aemon initiated the next phase of the propaganda campaign.
Aemon pushed his goggles up into his hair, taking a sip of his blue slushie. He looked casually at Kat, his tone perfectly innocent and conversational.
"It is a profound tragedy that Father could not join us today, Kat," Aemon sighed dramatically. "He would have relished this environment."
Kat paused, a chip halfway to her mouth. She raised a skeptical eyebrow. "Dictionary Boy? Relish a public waterpark? Aemon, your father wears three-piece suits to breakfast. He would spontaneously combust if a child splashed him with chlorinated water."
"Oh, no, Kat, you misunderstand," Aerion chimed in flawlessly, picking up the thread. "Dad absolutely loves swimming. He’s obsessed with it."
"He is," Daeron agreed eagerly, nodding his head. "He’s a phenomenal swimmer. He always talks about how much he wishes he had more time to just... relax in the water. He hates being cooped up in the office."
"Yeah," Matarys added, entirely supporting his cousins' lie. "Uncle Maekar is basically part fish. He’s incredibly athletic."
Sitting on the adjacent lounger, Baelor froze with a hot dog halfway to his mouth.
Baelor stared at his nephews and his sons. His eyes widened in reality-breaking confusion.
What in the seven hells are they talking about? Baelor thought, his brain frantically searching his memory banks.
Maekar Targaryen did not love swimming. Maekar despised submerging himself in water. Due to his massive, dense muscle mass and lack of body fat, Maekar possessed the exact same buoyancy issues as Baelor. He sank like a lead anvil. The only interaction Maekar ever willingly had with aquatic sports was occasionally watching the Olympic swimming finals on television from the safety of a dry, leather armchair.
Baelor opened his mouth to correct the glaring, ridiculous falsehood.
But before he could speak, Daeron shot him a look. It wasn't a subtle look. It was a wide-eyed, frantic desperate glare that explicitly screamed, Shut up and play along, or I will ruin your life.
Baelor snapped his mouth shut. The political genius suddenly realized exactly what was happening. A propaganda campaign. They were constructing a false narrative to make Maekar seem more relatable, more athletic, and more appealing to the art teacher.
Baelor slowly closed his mouth, taking a bite of his hot dog, complicit in the deception.
"Huh," Kat murmured, her brow furrowing slightly as she processed the information. She pictured the muscled CEO emerging from a swimming pool, water slicking down his chest. A sudden, undeniable flush of heat hit her cheeks. "I wouldn't have guessed that. He hides his fun side well."
"He hides it because he’s stressed," Daeron supplied smoothly. "But when he’s with us—when he’s with you—he relaxes. He’s much better."
Kat smiled softly, taking a sip of her blue slushie. The propaganda was working flawlessly.
"Right," Daeron announced suddenly, standing up from his lounger. He reached over, effortlessly plucking Aegon from Kat’s lap. "Aemon, Aerion, Valarr. Come with me. We are taking Aegon to the splash pad."
"Wait, I can take him," Kat offered, starting to stand up.
"No, Kat," Daeron insisted, waving her off. He pointed a finger at Baelor. "You need to take Uncle Baelor on the Leviathan."
Baelor froze, the hot dog suddenly tasting like ash in his mouth. "The Leviathan?"
"It’s the adult-only slide," Matarys grinned wickedly, entirely throwing his father under the bus to support the mission. "It has a strict height requirement. We can't go on it. You guys have to do it. It’s a tandem raft."
Kat’s eyes lit up with glee. She slowly turned her head, locking her gaze onto the terrified man.
"Oh, Baelor," Kat purred, a wicked smirk spreading across her lips. "You are going to hate this so much."
Baelor tried to protest, but it was useless. Kat grabbed his arm, physically hauling the man up from the lounger and dragging him toward the ominous structure of the Leviathan slide at the far end of the dome.
The Leviathan was not a tube slide. It was a wide, open-air fiberglass half-pipe. The riders sat in a double-inflatable raft. The raft launched down a sheer, near-vertical drop, gaining terrifying velocity before launching up the opposite side of the half-pipe, creating a sickening moment of zero-gravity weightlessness before plummeting backward.
Baelor stood at the top of the platform, staring down the drop. His face was devoid of color.
"Kat," Baelor whispered, his voice trembling as he gripped the handles of the yellow inflatable raft. "I am a senior member of the Shadow Cabinet. If I suffer a myocardial infarction on a fiberglass recreational structure, the political fallout will be catastrophic."
"Shut up and get in the boat, Baelor," Kat laughed, shoving him into the front seat of the raft and climbing in behind him.
The lifeguard gave them a thumbs-up and hit the release button.
The raft tipped over the edge.
The drop was instantaneous and brutal. The raft plummeted down the near-vertical face of the slide, the rushing water deafening in their ears.
Baelor Targaryen entirely lost his mind.
"YOU ARE A CUNT, KATHERINE!" Baelor screamed at the top of his lungs, the sheer terror ripping the profanity from his throat as the G-force hit him.
Kat couldn't breathe. She was laughing so hard her ribs ached, her shrieks of joy mingling with Baelor’s terrified, profane screaming as the raft rocketed up the opposite side of the half-pipe.
They hung in the air for a sickening, weightless second.
"Oh, gods!" Baelor yelled, as gravity reasserted itself and they plummeted backward down the fiberglass wall.
They hit the plunge pool at the bottom with a explosive splash, a tidal wave of warm, chlorinated water washing entirely over them.
The raft bobbed to a halt in the shallow water.
Baelor sat in the front seat, his hair plastered to his forehead, gasping for breath. He looked shell-shocked.
Kat was leaning over the back of the raft, clutching her stomach, wheezing with hysterical laughter.
"I cannot believe," Kat gasped, wiping tears from her eyes, "that you just screamed cunt at me on a public water slide. You are a national treasure, Baelor."
Baelor slowly turned around in the raft. He looked at Kat, who was laughing so hard she could barely breathe.
The absurdity of the situation finally caught up with him. The weight of his impending divorce, the political stress, the rigid aristocratic rules—all of it shattered.
Baelor threw his head back and burst into a loud fit of genuine laughter.
"I hate you," Baelor gasped, splashing a handful of water directly into her face.
"I know," Kat grinned, splashing him back.
They waded out of the plunge pool, both of them grinning like idiots.
"Right," Baelor announced, slicking his wet hair back from his forehead, attempting to regain a shred of his dignity. "I have officially reached my maximum capacity for adrenaline. I am retreating to the adult-only thermal spa to recover my composure among people my own age."
"You go do that, Pops," Kat winked, clapping him on the shoulder. "I'm going to go find the gremlins."
Baelor waved her off, heading toward the bubbling, crowded hot tubs tucked away in a quiet corner of the dome.
Kat walked back to the cabanas. Daeron, Aemon, Aerion, Valarr, and Matarys were waiting for her, having successfully tired Aegon out at the splash pad.
"Right, who wants to do the lazy river?" Kat asked, picking up a bright yellow, inflatable baby ring.
"We are going back to the Vortex!" Valarr cheered, grabbing Aerion’s arm and dragging him toward the stairs. Daeron, Aemon, and Matarys sprinted after them, eager to maximize their remaining time.
Kat smiled, watching them go. She grabbed Aegon, settling the boy securely into the center of the yellow floaty.
She waded into the slow, gentle current of the lazy river, resting her arms on the edge of the floaty as the water carried them slowly through the artificial tropical landscape.
Aegon babbled happily, splashing his hands in the water. Kat leaned her chin on her arms, letting the warm water wash over her shoulders, more then happy to float along with Aegon.
Notes:
Do you think Maekar will survive the ten-day "propaganda" his sons are about to feed him, or will he find a way to fly home early?
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Chapter 32: Chapter Thirty-Two: Cashmere in a Chop Shop
Summary:
In which Kat becomes a Bubbles icon and Baelor suffers a muscular shock
Song recommendation for this chapter -
Greased Lightnin’ – John Travolta
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
Sunday morning arrived at the Targaryen estate not with the quiet dignity that the grand manor was accustomed to, but with the relentless, thrumming vibration of five highly caffeinated boys.
The brutal winter blizzard had finally passed, leaving the city buried beneath a bright layer of snow. Sunlight streamed through the floor-to-ceiling windows of the living room, illuminating the dust motes dancing in the air and highlighting the newly installed piece of furniture dominating the space.
True to his word, Maekar had expedited the delivery of the new sofa. The stiff, aesthetically pleasing but orthopedically devastating monstrosity was gone. In its place sat a incredibly deep, L-shaped sofa upholstered in a rich, dark charcoal chenille. It looked like a luxurious storm cloud.
And currently dead to the world, buried beneath a mountain of throw blankets and decorative pillows, was Baelor Targaryen.
Baelor had not moved a single, solitary inch since he had collapsed onto the cushions at roughly eight o'clock the previous evening. The unprecedented cardiovascular trauma of the indoor waterpark, combined with the emotional exhaustion of his impending divorce, had hit the forty-year-old with the force of a sedated rhinoceros.
In the kitchen, Daeron, Aemon, Aerion, Valarr, and Matarys were buzzing like a hive of disturbed bees.
"I looked up the schematics for a 1968 Mustang transmission on YouTube last night," Daeron was announcing loudly, pacing the length of the marble island while waving a piece of toast for emphasis. "It’s a mechanical linkage system. If Markl hasn't drained the transmission fluid, we are going to need specialized drip pans."
"I call dibs on using the socket wrench!" Aerion cheered, bouncing on the balls of his feet.
"You do not even know what a socket wrench looks like, Aerion," Aemon pointed out, calmly as he poured himself a glass of orange juice. "You are just eager to wield a heavy metal instrument."
"Exactly!" Aerion grinned unapologetically.
The kitchen doors swung open, cutting through the automotive debate.
Kat strode into the room, balancing Aegon on her hip.
The five boys immediately stopped talking, their heads swiveling to look at her. They stared. They blinked. And then, a collective, synchronized look of teenage bewilderment washed over their faces.
Kat had abandoned the soft, vintage, ethereal aesthetic she had utilized yesterday. The Queen of the Gremlins had returned to her chaotic roots with a vengeance.
She was wearing a slightly faded, oversized, powder-blue hooded sweatshirt. Printed directly in the center of the chest was a brightly colored graphic of Bubbles from the Powerpuff Girls cartoon. She had paired the hoodie with a pair of incredibly short, frayed black denim cutoff shorts that disappeared beneath the hem of the sweatshirt, and her scuffed, paint-splattered combat boots.
But it was her head that truly arrested their attention.
The silver hair was gone, safely tucked away beneath a wig cap. In its place, Kat was sporting a vibrant, almost blindingly bright, sunshine-yellow wig. She had styled the synthetic hair into two high pigtails that bounced wildly when she walked, secured with two bright blue hair ties.
To complete the transformation, her eyes were no longer mismatched. She had popped in a pair of high-quality contact lenses that turned both her irises into a cartoonish shade of cerulean blue. Her lips were soft pink hue, and a dusting of pale freckles was visible across the bridge of her nose.
She looked like a walking anime character.
"Morning, gremlins!" Kat announced brightly, setting Aegon into his highchair. The baby was wearing a tiny pair of denim overalls and a yellow t-shirt, happily gnawing on his purple dragon.
Daeron slowly lowered his piece of toast. He exchanged a bewildered glance with Valarr.
"Kat," Daeron began carefully, entirely unsure of how to broach the subject without sounding insulting. "Why... why do you look like a Powerpuff Girl?"
"Because Bubbles is a misunderstood icon of repressed feminine rage, Daeron," Kat answered deadpan, as she walked over to the coffee machine. She poured herself a massive mug of builder’s tea. "And because I felt like it. Why can't I be a Powerpuff Girl?"
"You can," Aerion chimed in loyally, ever the supportive drummer. "It’s very yellow, though."
"It is aggressively yellow," Aemon agreed, his eyes scanning her features. "The chromatic saturation of that synthetic fiber is startling."
Valarr crossed his arms over his chest, leaning against the marble counter. He looked at Kat, his eyes narrowing slightly as he processed the volume of disguises she possessed.
"Wait a second," Valarr muttered, piecing the puzzle together. "So, the silver hair yesterday... that was a wig too?"
"Of course it was," Kat lied flawlessly, not missing a single beat, taking a calm sip of her tea. "I told you lot, I have an extensive collection. It keeps the paparazzi guessing. Or, in this case, it keeps my students guessing."
Matarys frowned, stepping forward. "So what are your natural colors? If you wear grey contacts, and blue contacts, and red wigs, and silver wigs, and yellow wigs... what do you actually look like underneath all the synthetic camouflage?"
Kat lowered her mug, a smirk playing on her lips. She leaned her elbows on the counter, looking at the five inquisitive boys.
"I don't know," Kat challenged, her cerulean blue lenses flashing with mischief. "What do you think? Guess."
The boys immediately huddled together, forming a tight, whispering circle at the end of the kitchen island. They were treating this like a high-stakes tactical puzzle.
"Okay, look at her skin tone," Aemon whispered, pushing his glasses up. "She has a cool undertone, but she possesses melanin markers that suggest she is not naturally a redhead. Redheads typically burn in the sun; Kat tans."
"And the mismatched eyes are definitely contacts," Daeron added, applying his own logic. "Heterochromia is incredibly rare. The statistical probability of her naturally possessing one brown eye and one purple eye is microscopic. She just does it for the aesthetic."
"So what’s the baseline?" Valarr asked, rubbing his chin.
"She’s from the north," Aerion offered, contributing his geographical knowledge. "People from the north usually have darker features. Not like us."
"Exactly," Matarys nodded. "We have to assume she possesses the most common, statistically probable genetic traits for her demographic."
The huddle broke. The five boys turned back to face Kat, who was currently feeding Aegon a piece of scrambled egg, looking amused by their intense deliberation.
"We have reached a consensus," Daeron announced, acting as the designated spokesperson. He cleared his throat, standing up perfectly straight. "Based on genetic probability, geographic origin, and the necessity to utilize vibrant wigs to compensate for a lack of natural chromatic intensity, we hypothesize that your natural hair color is a standard, mousy brown."
"And," Aemon chimed in, "we deduce that your natural irises are uniformly brown. The most dominant genetic eye color."
Kat stared at them. She kept her face perfectly neutral for three long seconds, letting the suspense build.
Then a delighted smile spread across her face.
"Well," Kat purred, taking another sip of her tea. "You got exactly one of those things right."
The boys groaned loudly, throwing their hands in the air in collective frustration.
"Which one?!" Aerion demanded, hopping up from his stool. "The hair or the eyes?"
"A magician never reveals her secrets, Duck," Kat winked, tapping the side of her nose.
"We will find out the truth," Daeron promised, pointing a threatening, toast-wielding finger at her. "We will analyze the root growth of your eyebrows. We will uncover the baseline. We will let you know our final vote in a few days."
"Okey-dokey," Kat grinned cheerfully, unbothered by their impending investigation. "But right now, we have significantly more pressing matters to attend to. We have a mission."
"The Mustang!" Aerion cheered, pumping his fist.
"Yes, we are going to Markl’s garage," Kat confirmed, raising her voice to command the room. "But first, we are executing a secondary extraction. We are going to pack up Baelor’s remaining belongings."
The cheer instantly died. Valarr and Matarys visibly stiffened, the bright, relaxed energy draining from their postures. Going back to Jena’s house was the last thing they wanted to do.
"Kat," Valarr started, his voice tight with anxiety. "Mother is... she is going to be incredibly volatile today. She if she's received the preliminary notification from the solicitors. And we go back there, she is going to scream at us."
"No, she isn't," Kat stated, her voice dropping into a stern register. She looked at Valarr and Matarys, her blue lenses burning with protective authority. "Because I am not letting her within ten feet of you. You are not going there to interact with her. You are going there to help me pack boxes, load the car, and leave. You are an extraction team. I will handle the wicked witch if she decides to materialize."
Valarr swallowed hard, looking at his younger brother. Matarys nodded slowly, drawing strength from Kat’s confidence.
"Okay," Valarr agreed quietly.
"Right. Finish your breakfast," Kat ordered. "We leave in fifteen minutes. I'm going to go check on the sleeping beauty in the living room."
Kat left the kitchen, walking softly down the hallway.
She pushed the doors of the living room open.
Baelor was exactly where they had left him the night before. He was sprawled on his stomach across the new sofa, one arm hanging limply off the edge, his face buried deep into a throw pillow. He was snoring softly, a quiet rumble that completely betrayed the physical devastation wreaked upon his body by the Leviathan water slide.
Kat smiled, shaking her head. She didn't wake him. He needed the rest, and she frankly preferred to execute the packing mission without his anxiety slowing them down.
She quietly closed the doors, leaving the Shadow Minister to his coma.
Twenty minutes later, the G-Wagon roared out of the Targaryen estate gates. Kat was behind the wheel, her yellow pigtails bouncing as she navigated the snowy streets. Daeron was in the passenger seat, acting as the navigator, while Aemon, Aerion, Valarr, Matarys, and Aegon were crammed into the rear rows.
The drive to the townhouse was relatively quick, the Sunday morning traffic light and manageable.
Kat pulled the G-Wagon directly into the curved driveway of Jena’s residence, parking close to the front steps.
"Right, listen up," Kat commanded, throwing the SUV into park and twisting around in her seat. "Aemon, Matarys. You two are the designated infant guard. You stay in the living room with Aegon. Do not let him wander. Do not let him touch the expensive, breakable, soulless artifacts. If Jena comes downstairs, you ignore her and you text me immediately."
"Understood, Kat," Aemon nodded, adjusting his glasses.
"Valarr, Daeron, Aerion," Kat continued, her eyes sweeping over the older boys. "You are with me. We are hitting the master suite and the private study. We grab the suits, the shoes, the files, and the watches. We box it, we bag it, we haul it out to the tank. We move fast, and we move quiet."
"Lock and load," Daeron grinned, treating the situation like a covert military operation.
They piled out of the G-Wagon. Valarr walked up the snow-swept steps, pulling his brass key from his pocket. He unlocked the front door, pushing it open and stepping into the white-marble foyer.
The house was completely silent.
"She’s either asleep, or she’s plotting murder in the conservatory," Valarr whispered, looking nervously toward the closed doors of the formal dining room.
"Let her plot," Kat muttered dismissively. "Aemon, Matarys, take the baby."
Kat holding Aegon handing the babbling baby to Matarys. Aemon led his cousin into the white formal living room, immediately deploying Aegon onto the center of a expensive Persian rug with a handful of plastic blocks.
Kat turned to the remaining strike team. "Upstairs. Let's go."
They hurried up the curved staircase, their footsteps muffled by the plush carpeting.
They reached the master suite. Kat pushed the doors open, wincing at the smell of expensive floral perfume and bleach.
"Right," Kat announced, clapping her hands softly. "Daeron, Aerion, tackle the study attached to the bedroom. Grab all the loose files, the books on the desk, and anything that looks remotely political. Box it up. Valarr, you and I are hitting the closet."
Before they could begin, the door to the en-suite bathroom opened.
Martha, the older housekeeper from the previous day, stepped out, holding a stack of freshly folded towels. She froze, her eyes widening as she saw the chaotic, blue-hoodied woman with bright yellow pigtails standing in her employer's bedroom.
"Miss Hart?" Martha gasped, recognizing Kat despite the dramatic aesthetic shift.
"Morning, Martha!" Kat smiled warmly, walking over to the housekeeper. "We are here to finish the extraction. Is she awake?"
Martha shook her head nervously, pointing toward a set of closed double doors at the far end of the suite. "Madam is in the secondary sleep chamber. She requested silence until eleven o'clock."
"Brilliant. Then we have exactly an hour to clear this room out," Kat whispered. She looked at the housekeeper, her eyes sincere. "Martha, I need your help. We need to pack Baelor’s entire wardrobe. Suits, ties, shoes, casual wear. Everything. We need boxes, we need garment bags, and we need hands. Can you get a few of the other staff members to help us? I promise, I will take the brunt of Jena’s fury if she wakes up and catches us."
Martha hesitated for a fraction of a second. She thought of the years of verbal abuse she had endured from Jena Targaryen. She thought of the quiet, polite kindness Baelor had always shown her.
Martha’s jaw set into a firm, determined line.
"I will fetch the garment boxes from the basement, Miss Hart," Martha whispered fiercely. "And I will bring Sarah and William up to assist."
"You are a legend, Martha," Kat beamed.
Within ten minutes, the master suite was a hive of silent, frantic, highly organized activity.
Kat, Valarr, Martha, and two other housekeepers descended upon the mahogany-lined walk-in closet. It was a staggering, almost offensive display of wealth. There were hundreds of Savile Row suits, rows upon rows of polished Italian leather shoes, and drawers filled with silk ties and expensive watches.
"Good lord, the man owns more shoes than I do," Kat grumbled, aggressively stuffing five pairs of Oxford loafers into a heavy-duty canvas bag.
Valarr was quietly, methodically taking his father's suits off the hangers and folding them into reinforced cardboard garment boxes the staff had provided. He didn't speak much, his hands moving with a practiced, solemn rhythm.
Kat watched him for a moment. She saw the complicated emotion in the boys eyes. Packing up his father's closet wasn't just a physical chore; it was the final, undeniable nail in the coffin of his parents' marriage. It was the end of an era.
Kat stopped stuffing shoes. She walked over to Valarr, gently placing a hand on his shoulder.
"You okay, Val?" Kat asked softly, keeping her voice pitched low so the staff wouldn't overhear.
Valarr paused, his hands resting on a folded suit jacket. He swallowed hard, staring at the fabric.
"It's just weird, Kat," Valarr admitted, his voice trembling slightly. "I know it’s for the best. I know he’s miserable, and she’s... she’s toxic. But seeing his side of the closet empty... it makes it real. He’s really not coming back here."
"No, he isn't," Kat agreed gently, squeezing his shoulder. "But he’s not leaving you, Valarr. He’s just leaving this house. He’s leaving the screaming. He’s going to be so much happier, and because he’s happier, you and Matarys are going to be happier. You’re going to get your dad back."
Valarr looked up at her, his violet eyes shining with unshed tears. He saw the empathy in her eyes.
"Yeah," Valarr whispered, a small, relieved smile touching his lips. He quickly wiped his eyes with the back of his sleeve. "You're right. Let's get his stuff out of here."
For the next hour and a half, they operated like a trained heist crew.
Daeron and Aerion dragged heavy boxes of political files and books down the sweeping staircase, loading them into the trunk of the G-Wagon. Kat and the staff hauled garment bags and shoe boxes, filling the remaining cargo space until the SUV was riding low on its suspension.
They managed to clear out Baelor’s entire existence from the townhouse without making a single sound loud enough to wake the sleeping tyrant in the secondary chamber.
"Right, that is the last box," Kat panted, shoving a crate of toiletries into the back of the G-Wagon and slamming the trunk door shut. She turned to the exhausted, sweating team. "Excellent work, troops. Aemon, Matarys, load the baby. We are officially extracted."
Aemon and Matarys hurried out of the front door, carrying Aegon, who was happily babbling and oblivious to the covert operation he had just been a part of.
Kat turned to Martha, who was standing on the front steps.
"Thank you, Martha," Kat smiled warmly, reaching out to squeeze the housekeeper's hand. "Seriously. You saved us hours."
"It was our pleasure, Miss Hart," Martha nodded, a rare smile on her face. "Tell Mr. Targaryen we wish him the best."
"I will," Kat promised.
They piled into the packed G-Wagon, the doors slamming shut. Kat threw the car into gear and sped away from the townhouse, leaving the silent misery of Jena Targaryen’s world in their rearview mirror.
The drive back to the estate was loud, triumphant, and chaotic. The boys were buzzing with the adrenaline of a successful heist, arguing over who had carried the heaviest boxes, while Kat blasted an upbeat pop-punk playlist, singing along at the top of her lungs, her yellow pigtails bouncing to the beat.
They pulled through the estate gates and parked in front of the steps.
"Right, hauling time," Kat groaned, cutting the engine. "Everybody grab a box. We’re dumping it in the living room."
It took them twelve trips to unload the G-Wagon. They hauled the cardboard boxes, the canvas shoe bags, and the garment covers through the foyer, depositing them in a towering pile in the center of the living room.
As Daeron dropped the final box of political files onto the floor with a thud, a muffled groan echoed from the sofa.
The mountain of throw blankets shifted.
Baelor slowly pushed himself up into a sitting position. His hair was a wild bird's nest sticking up in every direction. His face was creased with sleep lines, and his eyes were bloodshot and heavy.
He moved his arm, and let out a sharp hiss of physical agony.
"Gods above," Baelor rasped, his voice rough and pathetic. He rubbed his lower back, wincing as he attempted to straighten his spine. "I believe my L5 vertebra has been shattered. My latissimus dorsi is actively staging a rebellion."
Kat, standing near the pile of boxes, crossed her arms over her Bubbles hoodie and let out a unsympathetic snort of laughter.
"Morning, Pops," Kat teased, her blue lenses flashing with wicked amusement. "Did the big, scary water slide break your fragile, elderly bones?"
Baelor glared at her through the haze of sleep.
"I am forty years old, you absolute menace," Baelor grumbled, rubbing his temples. "I am not elderly. I simply possess a musculature that is unaccustomed to being violently hurled down a vertical fiberglass tube at fifty miles per hour."
"Sure, granddad," Kat winked, walking over to the sofa and tossing a bottle of water she had grabbed from the kitchen onto his lap. "Hydrate. It’ll help with the lactic acid."
Baelor caught the bottle, unscrewing the cap and taking a long, desperate drink. He lowered the plastic, his brain finally beginning to process his surroundings.
He looked past Kat. He saw the pile of boxes, garment bags, and luggage sitting in the center of his brother's living room. He saw Daeron, Aemon, Aerion, Valarr, and Matarys standing around the pile, looking proud of themselves.
Baelor froze. His eyes widened as he recognized his own monogrammed garment bags and the specific, heavy cardboard boxes his political files were stored in.
"What..." Baelor breathed, lowering the water bottle. He looked at Kat, bewilderment washing over his face. "Are those... are those my belongings?"
"They are," Kat nodded casually, resting her hands on her hips. "We went to the old house while you were having your old man nap. We packed up the rest of your closet, your study, and your shoes. We cleared you out."
Baelor stared at the boxes. He stared at the physical manifestation of his entire life, uprooted and moved to safety while he slept. He didn't have to face Jena. He didn't have to endure the screaming, the throwing of objects, the bitter, toxic accusations. Kat had simply taken his sons, executed the extraction, and handled it for him.
A overwhelming wave of gratitude, so intense it actually made his throat ache, crashed through the man. He had spent his entire life taking care of other people, managing crises, and smoothing over disasters. Nobody had ever simply taken care of him, no one but Maekar.
Baelor looked up at Kat.
"Kat," Baelor whispered, his voice thick with emotion. "Thank you. I... I cannot express how much I dreaded walking back into that house today."
"Don't mention it, Baelor," Kat smiled softly, understanding the weight of the moment. She waved a dismissive hand. "Martha and the staff did most of the heavy lifting anyway. They hate her just as much as we do."
Valarr stepped forward, practically bouncing on the balls of his feet, unable to contain his excitement any longer.
"Dad, hurry up and get dressed!" Valarr urged, pointing toward the hallway. "We’re leaving soon!"
Baelor frowned, shaking the sleep from his head. He looked at his son, confused. "Leaving? Leaving for where? Have we not just concluded an extraction mission?"
"We’re going to Markl's !" Aerion cheered, grabbing Daeron’s arm. "We’re going to fix a car with Hatter!"
Baelor blinked, turning his gaze slowly back to Kat.
"Excuse me?" Baelor asked, his aristocratic horror returning in full force. "Fix a car? With the eccentric ceramicist?"
"Yep," Kat nodded, adjusting one of her bright yellow pigtails. "I promised Markl I’d come give him a hand pulling the engine block on his '68 Mustang. The boys begged to come along. We’re going to get covered in grease and learn about internal combustion."
Baelor’s face paled. He looked at the five heirs to the Targaryen empire. They were wearing expensive, albeit casual, weekend clothes.
"Katherine, that is a catastrophic safety hazard," Baelor argued instinctively, channeling his inner Maekar. "They are not mechanics. They will ingest transmission fluid."
"They are not going to ingest fluid, Baelor, they are teenagers, not toddlers," Kat rolled her eyes. "Look, if you’re that worried about it, why don't you come with us? You can act as the designated safety officer. Plus, it would be incredibly helpful to have someone dedicated to watching Aegon while I’m elbow-deep in an engine bay."
Baelor hesitated. He looked at the pile of boxes in the living room. He should probably start unpacking. He should probably start drafting the official press release regarding his separation.
But he looked at the eager, desperate faces of Valarr and Matarys. They wanted him to come. They wanted to spend time with him.
"Very well," Baelor sighed, a small, resigned smile touching his lips. "I will accompany you. Give me ten minutes to change into appropriate, expendable attire."
"Brilliant," Kat grinned. "We'll meet you in the G-Wagon. And Baelor? I highly recommend old clothes. Like, actual rags. We are going to a working garage, not a country club."
"I understand the concept of manual labor, Katherine," Baelor sniffed haughtily, turning and walking stiffly toward the stairs, his muscles groaning in protest with every step.
Kat and the boys hauled Aegon and their snacks out to the G-Wagon, loading up for the second time that morning.
Ten minutes later, the front doors of the estate opened.
Baelor emerged.
Kat stared at him through the windshield of the G-Wagon. She let out a heavy, deeply exasperated sigh, dropping her forehead against the steering wheel.
Baelor’s idea of 'old, expendable clothes' was a soft, cream-colored cashmere sweater that looked like it belonged on a yacht in Monaco, paired with perfectly tailored, immaculate navy blue chinos and a pair of spotless brown leather loafers. He looked like an advertisement for exorbitant, generational wealth.
He opened the passenger door and climbed into the front seat next to Kat, looking entirely pleased with his sartorial choices.
"I am prepared for the automotive endeavor," Baelor announced smoothly, adjusting his cashmere cuffs.
Kat slowly lifted her head from the steering wheel. She turned her head, fixing the politician with a look of judgment.
"Ooooooh, okay," Kat drawled, her tone dripping with sarcastic incredulity. "Wow. Look at you. Real rough and tumble, Baelor. I can practically smell the motor oil on you already."
Baelor frowned, looking down at his sweater. "These garments are from three seasons ago, Kat. They are practically relics."
"They are cashmere, you idiot," Kat groaned, throwing the SUV into gear. "If you get one single drop of grease on that sweater, it is ruined forever. Do not come crying to me when you look like a Dalmatian."
"I do not intend to touch the grease," Baelor sniffed, buckling his seatbelt. "I am acting in a supervisory capacity."
"Sure you are," Kat snorted, pulling out of the driveway.
The drive to Mark's was a assault on the senses.
Kat had the sound system of the G-Wagon blasting a loud playlist of early 2000s punk-rock. She was singing along at the top of her lungs, her yellow pigtails flying as she drummed her hands on the steering wheel at red lights.
In the back rows, Daeron, Aemon, Aerion, Valarr, and Matarys were engaged in a passionate debate regarding the aerodynamic physics of muscle cars, despite none of them possessing a driver's license.
Aegon, entirely feeding off the manic, vibrating energy of the cabin, was screeching happily, throwing his purple dragon repeatedly at the back of Baelor’s headrest.
Baelor sat in the passenger seat, his eyes squeezed tightly shut. He had two fingers pressed firmly against his temples, attempting to physically massage the blooming migraine away. The noise volume in the enclosed space was equivalent to a jet engine taking off. It was entirely unrefined.
But as a stray, poorly aimed dragon bounced off his shoulder and fell into his lap, Baelor opened his eyes.
He looked back at the five boys. They were laughing. They were arguing. They were alive.
He looked at the woman driving the car, wearing a cartoon hoodie and a bright yellow wig, singing off-key.
Baelor Targaryen, a man who had spent his entire life suffocating in silence, let out a soft, genuine, incredibly peaceful sigh. He picked up the purple dragon, tossing it gently back to the squealing baby, perfectly content to suffer the headache.
"We are here, gremlins!" Kat announced, twisting the steering wheel and throwing the G-Wagon up onto a snow-covered curb. She slammed the gearshift into park, cutting the engine. The blaring music died, leaving a ringing silence in its wake.
Baelor let out a slow exhale, opening his eyes.
He looked out the windshield. His eyes widened in shock.
They had parked outside a property that defied conventional architectural description. It looked like a dilapidated, historic stone cottage had engaged in a high-speed collision with an industrial scrapyard, and the resulting wreckage had been subsequently overgrown by a magical, hallucination-inducing forest.
The front garden was a maze of snow-covered ivy, huge weeping willow branches, and bizarre ceramic sculptures that looked like melted gargoyles. The gates hung slightly off their hinges, and scattered across the lawn were rusted, hollowed-out chassis of vintage cars that had been repurposed as planters for winter-hardy shrubs.
It was anarchy. It was Wonderland on acid, perfectly merged with the gritty reality of the industrial district.
"What in the seven hells is this place?" Baelor whispered, genuinely horrified by the property value implications.
"This," Kat grinned, unbuckling her seatbelt and popping her door open, "is the Hatter’s tea party. Out you get, troops! Let's go make a mess!"
The boys scrambled out of the SUV, their breath pluming in the freezing morning air. They looked around the garden with wide-eyed wonder. It was the antithesis of the perfectly manicured lawns of the Targaryen estates.
Kat walked around the back of the G-Wagon, pulling Aegon from his car seat and settling the baby onto her hip. She adjusted her yellow pigtails, pulling the hood of her blue sweatshirt up against the chill.
"Right, listen to me," Kat instructed, pointing a finger at the five boys. "You lot are going to explore the garden. Do not touch any of the engine parts lying around—they are covered in industrial degreaser and tetanus. Do not touch the pottery; Markl will actually murder you if you break a commission. Go look at the weird statues and stay out of trouble."
"Yes, Kat!" Aerion cheered, immediately sprinting toward a fountain constructed entirely out of welded, rusted exhaust pipes.
Kat turned to Baelor, who was standing on the pavement, looking down at his immaculate brown leather loafers with regret.
"Pops," Kat commanded smoothly. "Follow them. Keep them out of trouble. I need to get the primary diagnostic done on the engine block before we introduce five chaotic teenagers to the spanners. I'll call you when we're ready for the apprentices."
Baelor sighed, adjusting his cashmere cuffs. "Very well, Kat. I shall supervise the perimeter."
"Good man," Kat winked.
She turned and marched down the cracked, snow-dusted driveway, past the main cottage and heading straight for a detached corrugated metal garage at the rear of the property.
The rolling steel door was hauled halfway up, propped open to allow the freezing air to ventilate the space. A industrial space heater hummed loudly in the corner, battling the winter chill. The garage smelled of motor oil, damp clay, and strong black coffee.
Kat ducked under the steel door, stepping into the dim, grease-stained sanctuary.
Parked in the center of the concrete floor, illuminated by three blindingly bright halogen work lamps, was the rusted, stripped-down chassis of a 1968 classic Ford Mustang.
Leaning over the front fender, buried waist-deep in the hollowed-out engine bay, was Markl.
The eccentric pottery teacher had abandoned his usual, flamboyant aesthetic. He wasn't wearing his leather jacket or top hat. He was wearing a pair of stained, ripped overalls and a tight faded black tank top.
Kat walked silently up behind him, balancing Aegon on her left hip.
She didn't announce her presence verbally. She simply raised her right hand and delivered a sharp, resounding slap directly to Markl’s ass.
Smack!
"Ello, Hatter," Kat chirped brightly.
Markl jolted, banging his head against the underside of the raised hood with a muffled curse. He slowly pulled himself out of the engine bay, turning around to face her.
He was covered in grease. Black motor oil smeared across his cheekbones, stained his jawline, and coated his hands up to his elbows. He held a grease-slicked socket wrench in his right hand.
Markl looked at her. He took in the yellow pigtails, the bright blue contact lenses, and the oversized Powerpuff Girls hoodie.
Markl threw his head back and let out a loud, booming laugh that echoed off the corrugated metal walls.
"Good lord, Mama Wyvern," Markl wheezed, wiping a streak of grease from his forehead with the back of his wrist, entirely failing to clean it. "You look like you just escaped from a Tokyo anime convention. Bubbles? Really?"
"She is an icon of repressed feminine rage, Markl, respect the aesthetic," Kat deadpanned, walking over to a relatively clean workbench and setting Aegon down in his portable carrier seat. She handed the toddler a clean, oversized rubber mallet to play with.
"Right. Get your ass over here and hold this tensioner pulley," Markl ordered, entirely bypassing pleasantries. He shoved a metal wrench toward her. "I'm trying to align the serpentine belt, and the bracket is stripped."
Kat didn't hesitate. She grabbed the wrench, stepping right up to the fender and leaning over the grimy engine block alongside him. She didn't care that the dark, thick sludge was immediately transferring onto the sleeves of her light blue hoodie.
"So," Markl grunted, flexing his arm as he hauled his entire body weight against a rusted bolt. "How was the extraction mission? Did the Shadow Minister survive encountering his toxic wife?"
"Barely," Kat scoffed, wedging her wrench into the pulley system and throwing her weight against it to hold the tension. "Jena was in the house yesterday. She came down the stairs looking like an aristocratic ice pick. She took one look at me and actually thought I was Lindsay Barlaeris for a second."
Markl froze, his wrench slipping slightly. He turned his head to look at her, his dark eyes widening. "You are joking. She recognized you?"
"She recognized the silver hair," Kat corrected, straining against the heavy metal. "But Baelor, bless his oblivious repressed heart, stepped in and told her I was just wearing a really cheap, synthetic wig, and that my eyes were the wrong color. He unknowingly provided me with a flawless, airtight alibi. Jena bought it entirely."
Markl let out a loud, incredulous bark of laughter. "That is phenomenal. The man is a walking, accidental tactical shield."
"He really is," Kat agreed, smiling fondly. "And then Jena started screaming at him, telling him he was a pathetic excuse for a man who would lose everything in the divorce. She called me a cheap stray."
Markl’s jaw tightened, a flash of genuine, protective anger crossing his face. "She is a irredeemable cunt."
"She is," Kat nodded, completely unbothered. "So I told her she was a miserable, terrifyingly thin bitch, and that at least Baelor was actually leaving her. Baelor found his spine, told her he was filing the paperwork, and we left. I took the kids this morning to stripped his entire closet bare while she was sleeping. We loaded everything into the tank. He is officially, permanently relocated to Maekar’s estate."
Markl let out a low, impressed whistle. He tightened the final bolt on the serpentine belt, stepping back and wiping his hands on a greasy rag.
"I am looking forward to formally meeting the Shadow Minister," Markl smirked, a wicked gleam in his eye. He looked down at his soiled tank top and pants. "I want to see the exact moment his aristocratic, cashmere-wrapped brain short-circuits when he realizes he is standing in a puddle of transmission fluid."
"Oh, he is wearing cream-colored cashmere right now, Markl," Kat groaned, shaking her head as she pulled herself out of the engine bay, her hands now coated in black grease. "I told him to wear old clothes. He showed up looking like he was ready to christen a yacht. He is going to have a stroke."
They worked for another forty-five minutes, joking on and trying to out annoy each other. They drained the oil pan, disconnected the alternator bracket, and successfully loosened the rusted exhaust manifold.
"Right, that’s the heavy lifting done," Kat panted, wiping her forehead with the back of her forearm, inadvertently leaving a dark streak of engine grease across her pale skin. "Let’s call the apprentices in. They can handle scrubbing the carburetor components with the solvent."
Just as Kat turned toward the open garage door, the sound of crunching snow and overlapping, excited voices echoed from the driveway.
Daeron, Aemon, Aerion, Valarr, and Matarys marched into the garage, their cheeks flushed pink from the freezing air.
Trailing reluctantly behind them, looking as though he were actively walking into an active war zone, was Baelor.
The Shadow Minister stepped gingerly over a puddle of leaked coolant near the threshold, his loafers squeaking against the slick concrete. He kept his arms pinned tightly to his sides, desperately avoiding contact with any of the grimy, rusted metal shelving units lining the walls.
"Kat!" Aerion cheered, running up to the front of the Mustang. "Are we ready? We explored the whole garden! Matarys almost fell into the exhaust-pipe fountain!"
"I did not," Matarys defended indignantly, adjusting his jacket.
"You did," Valarr laughed.
Markl, who had been kneeling behind the engine block adjusting the drip pan, slowly stood up.
He wiped his hands on the filthy, oil-stained rag, tossing it onto the workbench. He turned around, stepping fully into the harsh, blinding light of the halogen work lamps to greet the arriving teenagers and their father.
Baelor Targaryen stopped dead in his tracks.
The man literally stopped breathing. His lungs seized. His heart executed a violent, stutter-step against his ribs.
Baelor had assumed, based entirely on the man's eccentric aesthetic at the school and his occupation as a pottery teacher, that 'Markl' was an older, slightly withered, eccentric academic. He had pictured someone balding, eccentric, and harmless.
The man standing in front of him was none of those things.
Markl was young. He was likely in his late twenties or early thirties, roughly Kat’s age. He possessed a head of thick dark curly hair that was currently falling messily across a strikingly handsome, sharp-angled jawline. His skin was chocolate, currently coated in a sheen of sweat and engine grease.
But it was his physique that completely short-circuited Baelor’s brain.
The tight faded black tank top Markl was wearing clung desperately to a densely muscled torso. His shoulders sloped down into powerful biceps and corded forearms that were currently slick with sweat and motor oil. He didn't look like a pottery teacher. He looked like a professional underground fighter who had just walked out of a cage.
Baelor stood frozen in his cream cashmere sweater.
It had been years since Baelor had felt a undeniable stir of heat in his dick. He had buried his sexuality so deeply beneath his political ambition and his toxic marriage that he had almost forgotten what actual, visceral attraction felt like.
But looking at the young, rugged, confident mechanic standing under the halogen lights, bathed in grime and masculinity, a rush of heat flooded straight down Baelor’s spine.
Markl looked at the teenagers, offering them a bright, welcoming smile.
"Morning, lads," Markl greeted, his voice a smooth, rich baritone that seemed to vibrate directly through Baelor’s chest. "Welcome to the chop shop. Come on over, I’ll show you your assigned stations for the day."
Markl then shifted his dark gaze. He looked past the boys, locking eyes directly with Baelor standing paralyzed near the doorway.
Markl’s eyes swept slowly, deliberately over Baelor. He took in the immaculate hair, the neatly trimmed beard, the broad shoulders hidden beneath the cream cashmere, and the wide, panicked, dilated eyes staring back at him.
Markl didn't look intimidated by the politician's wealth or status. A quiet, deeply knowing smirk touched the corner of his lips. He saw the exact moment the older man's brain misfired.
"You okay over there, Targaryen?" Markl drawled, his voice dropping into a slightly lower teasing register.
Baelor swallowed hard. His throat felt like sandpaper. He forced his political mask back into place with a agonizing effort of will, though his pulse was hammering a frantic rhythm against his ribs.
"I am fine," Baelor replied, his voice too stiff and too formal.
I am absolutely not fine, Baelor’s internal monologue screamed in sheer panic. Jena was a miserable cunt, but this... this man is a walking, breathing hazard to my cardiovascular system.
Kat oblivious to the monumental gay awakening currently occurring three feet away from her, walked over to the workbench.
"Right, Pops," Kat announced, unbuckling Aegon from his carrier. She hoisted the boy onto her hip, disregarding the black grease transferring from her hoodie to Aegon’s yellow t-shirt. She pointed toward a side door attached to the garage. "You are useless in here with those clothes. I am showing you to the conservatory. You can sit in there, observe the perimeter, and maintain visual contact without destroying your cashmere."
Baelor blinked, desperately grateful for the extraction from the immediate proximity of the potter. "That sounds optimal, Kat. Thank you."
Kat led Baelor through the side door.
The aesthetic whiplash was instantaneous. They stepped out of the freezing, grease-stained metal garage and directly into a beautiful glass-enclosed conservatory attached to the side of the building.
The air in the conservatory was warm, and humid. It smelled deeply of damp earth, blooming orchids, and rich fertilizer. The glass walls were lined with thriving ferns, trailing ivy, and hundreds of intricate, beautifully glazed ceramic pots and sculptures in various stages of completion. In the center of the room sat a comfortable, slightly battered wicker armchair and a small wrought-iron table.
Through the clear glass wall separating the conservatory from the garage, Baelor had a perfect, unobstructed, panoramic view of the Mustang and the workbench.
"Here you go," Kat smiled, depositing Aegon onto the warm, tiled floor of the conservatory, handing the baby a few soft, clean clay molds to play with. "You can sit here. Markl said you can go through the adjoining door into the main cottage kitchen if you want a coffee or anything. Make yourself at home."
Baelor walked over to the wicker chair, sitting down heavily. He looked through the glass. He watched Markl leaning over the engine block, pointing out the rusted carburetor to Daeron and Aerion, the muscles in his back shifting and flexing beneath the thin tank top.
Baelor swallowed hard, looking up at Kat.
"I must admit," Baelor murmured, his voice tight, attempting to sound casual. "I had assumed your colleague was significantly... older."
Kat let out a laugh, leaning against the glass door.
"Older?" Kat snorted. "God, no. Markl and I are basically the same age. We’ve known each other since we were little kids."
"I see," Baelor managed to reply, adjusting his collar.
"Right, I'm getting back to the grease. Yell if you need me!" Kat chirped, turning and disappearing back into the garage.
Baelor was left alone in the warm, earthy-smelling conservatory with his one-year-old nephew.
Baelor sat in the wicker chair. He rested his elbows on his knees, interlacing his fingers. He tried to look at the blooming orchids. He tried to pull out his phone and read the morning political briefings. He tried to think about the logistics of moving his remaining assets out of Jena’s accounts.
He failed entirely.
His eyes were magnetically drawn back to the glass wall.
He watched Markl grab a socket wrench, throwing his body weight against a rusted bolt on the engine mount. He watched the thick, corded muscles in the young man's forearms bunch and flex with power. He watched Markl laugh at something Valarr said, a bright, devastatingly handsome smile flashing across his grease-stained face.
Baelor let out a pathetic sigh. He leaned forward, resting his forehead against his arm.
He looked down at Aegon, who was happily smashing two soft clay molds together on the floor.
"Aegon," Baelor whispered to the baby, his voice a tragic confession. "It is a sin for a man to look that good covered in industrial waste."
Aegon babbled happily, offering his uncle a clay mold.
"Thank you," Baelor sighed, accepting the clay, his eyes drifting hopelessly back to the potter.
Out in the garage, the mechanical lesson was in full swing.
Kat and Markl had set up two long folding tables covered in industrial plastic. They had carefully removed the delicate, intricately rusted components of the Mustang’s carburetor and the intake manifold, laying them out in organized rows.
"Right, listen closely, lads," Markl instructed, holding up a small, filthy metal component. "This is the carburetor. Its entire job is to mix the air and the fuel together in the exact right ratio for internal combustion. Right now, it is clogged with thirty years of oxidized sludge. Your job is to make it shine."
He handed out heavy-duty rubber gloves, wire brushes, and shallow pans filled with strong-smelling, purple industrial solvent.
"Scrub every single groove," Kat added, leaning over the table, her blue Powerpuff Girls hoodie already sporting a black stains across it. "If you leave any grit in the jets, the engine will flood and stall when we try to fire it up."
The five teenagers eagerly plunged their gloved hands into the solvent, grabbing the wire brushes and attacking the rusted metal with feral enthusiasm. It was dirty, manual labor, and they were loving it.
Aerion paused, scrubbing a brass bolt. He looked between Kat and Markl, his brow furrowing in genuine curiosity.
"How do you guys know so much about this stuff?" Aerion asked. "You’re an art teacher and a pottery teacher. Why do you know how to rebuild an engine block?"
Markl chuckled, leaning his hip against the workbench, wiping his hands on a rag.
"Because before I figured out how to monetize mud, I needed to pay rent," Markl explained smoothly, his dark eyes warm. "Kat’s brother, Dunk, and I used to buy scrap-metal cars from the junkyard. We’d drag them back to his garage, spend weeks tearing the engines apart, fixing them, and then flipping them for a profit. It was a hobby that turned into survival."
"The hobby stuck for Markl," Kat chimed in, expertly using a socket wrench to remove a spark plug from the block. "The money part, not so much. But Dunk actually turned it into an empire. He owns a vintage restoration garages in the city now."
Daeron, Aemon, and Valarr all stopped scrubbing. Their heads snapped up, staring at the art teacher in shock.
"You have a brother?" Daeron blurted out, entirely blindsided by the revelation. "You never mentioned a brother!"
Kat paused, the wrench hovering over the engine block. She smiled, a fond expression crossing her face.
"I do," Kat confirmed proudly. "Dunk. We’re adopted together. He’s massive, he’s older than me, and he is the sweetest, kindest human being on the planet. He’s lovely. Hopefully, you lot will get to meet him soon."
Valarr and Matarys exchanged a synchronized obvious look of tactical realization.
They were teenagers, and they were exceptionally terrible at hiding their schemes.
They looked toward the glass wall of the conservatory, where their father, Baelor, was currently staring blankly into space, nursing a cup of coffee. They looked back at Markl, taking in his rugged, handsome features and his clear, easy confidence. And then they thought of this mysterious, highly successful, vintage-car-restoring older brother named Dunk.
Target acquired, Valarr’s eyes communicated silently to Matarys. We need a boyfriend for Dad.
Valarr cleared his throat, attempting to sound casual, though his voice was painfully strained.
"So," Valarr began, leaning casually against the table, looking directly at Markl. "This Dunk. He owns a business. Is he... is he single? Or, Markl, are you single?"
The garage went dead silent, save for the hum of the space heater.
Kat froze. She slowly lowered her socket wrench, turning her head to stare at the boy. The audacity of the matchmaking attempt was staggering.
Markl didn't freeze. The pottery teacher let out a rich amused chuckle.
He had seen the way Baelor had looked at him. He wasn't blind. He had felt the undeniable spike of attraction radiating from the Shadow Minister the moment they made eye contact. Markl was a man who knew exactly what he wanted, and he liked the idea of exploring the sudden spark he felt for the older man.
But he was also mature enough to recogniz the fragile, battered state the politician was currently in. Baelor had just initiated divorce proceedings.
Markl looked at Valarr and Matarys, his dark eyes soft with respect and quiet understanding.
"I appreciate the headhunting, boys," Markl said gently, his voice pitched low devoid of mockery. He offered them a kind, reassuring smile. "But perhaps we should wait until the ink is actually dry on your father's divorce papers before you try to actively procure him a boyfriend. Let him breathe for a minute, yeah?"
Valarr’s face flushed a brilliant shade of crimson, realizing exactly how transparent their scheme had been.
"Yeah. Sorry," Valarr mumbled, looking down at his solvent pan.
"Don't apologize," Markl winked, tossing a clean rag at the boy. "Just keep scrubbing that intake valve."
Kat and Markl shared a amused look over the roof of the Mustang. The Targaryen kids were menaces, and they loved them for it.
"Right!" Kat announced loudly, shattering the brief awkwardness. "Someone hit the radio! I need working music, not depressing silence!"
Aerion abandoned his wire brush, jogging over to the battered, paint-stained boombox sitting on a nearby shelf. He hit the power button.
The digitized bass and the iconic, upbeat opening chords of Greased Lightnin' from the Grease soundtrack blasted through the garage speakers.
Kat gasped, her eyes lighting up with joy.
"Oh, it is on!" Kat cheered, dropping her wrench.
She stepped away from the engine block, marching out into the open space of the concrete floor. Markl didn't hesitate. He threw his oily rag onto the table, wiping his hands quickly on his pants, and stepped out to join her.
They had clearly done this a hundred times before in Dunk’s garage.
The moment the chorus hit, the chaotic art teacher in the yellow pigtails and the muscled pottery teacher broke into a synchronized, exaggerated rendition of the iconic choreography.
Kat threw her arms out, shaking her hips and pointing at the rusted Mustang, belting out the lyrics at the top of her lungs. Markl spun around, executing a dramatic slide across the greasy concrete floor, playing the role of Danny Zuko with unhinged commitment.
The boys abandoned their solvent pans, cheering and clapping loudly at the ridiculous spectacle.
Inside the conservatory, Aegon had abandoned his clay molds. He was standing with his little hands pressed flat against the glass wall, his eyes wide with delight. He shrieked with high-pitched, hysterical laughter, bouncing on his toes as he watched his Mama dance around like a lunatic.
Sitting in the wicker chair behind the baby, Baelor was watching the performance with entirely different intentions.
Baelor wasn't looking at Kat. He was helplessly fixated on Markl. He watched the way the potter's thighs flexed in the tight overrolls as he dropped into a low crouch during the dance routine. He watched the way his dark curls bounced, the confidence radiating from his every movement.
He needs to get laid, Baelor’s internal monologue supplied, a dark inappropriate thought flashing through his mind. By me.
Baelor quickly grabbed his coffee cup, taking a desperate gulp to hide the burning flush creeping up his neck.
Back in the garage, Aerion had pulled his burner phone from his pocket. He hit record, capturing the dance routine on video.
Kat grabbed Markl’s hand, spinning him around before dropping into a dramatic dip, laughing so hard she could barely sing the lyrics.
Aerion stopped recording. He quickly opened his text thread with his father, ensuring his father was kept fully updated on the siege logistics.
AERION: [Video Attachment]
AERION: We are fixing the car. They are having a lot of fun. We stripped Uncle Baelor’s closet this morning.
It took exactly forty-five seconds for the response to come through from Tokyo.
MAEKAR: I received Baelor’s message regarding the extraction. I am relieved he is secure. The automotive environment appears highly hazardous. Ensure you are wearing safety goggles.
MAEKAR: Tell Kat to get down from the vehicle before she falls and shatters her femur. She is too clumsy for structural acrobatics.
Aerion grinned, looking up from his phone.
"Kat!" Aerion yelled over the music. "Dad just texted! He says you need to get down from the car before you fall and break your femur because you’re clumsy!"
Kat, who was currently not on the car, took the instruction as a direct, unacceptable challenge to her physical prowess.
"I am not clumsy!" Kat shouted back indignantly.
She turned around, marching purposefully toward the rusted chassis of the Mustang. She didn't hesitate. She grabbed the edge of the front fender and vaulted herself smoothly up onto the flat, rusted hood of the classic car.
She stood up, balancing precariously on the slanted metal in her combat boots, her yellow pigtails flying.
"Aerion, film this!" Kat ordered, pointing her finger directly at the ten-year-old's phone lens.
Aerion hit record again, grinning wickedly.
Kat stared directly into the camera, striking a dramatic, rebellious pose.
"Fuck off, Dictionary Boy!" Kat yelled triumphantly to the camera lens. "I am the Queen of the Gremlins! I do not fall!"
To emphasize her point, Kat attempted to execute a dramatic, triumphant spin on the hood of the car.
It was a catastrophic miscalculation.
Her combat boot caught a slick, nearly invisible patch of leaked power steering fluid that had pooled on the rusted metal.
Kat’s feet flew out from under her.
She let out a shriek of panic, her arms flailing wildly as gravity asserted its dominance. She pitched backward, falling directly off the hood of the Mustang toward the hard concrete floor.
She braced for the bone-shattering impact.
It never came.
Markl moved with the blinding speed. He lunged forward, closing the distance in a microsecond. He didn't just catch her; he caught her effortlessly.
His muscled arms wrapped securely around her waist and shoulders, absorbing her entire body weight without stumbling a single inch. He held her suspended in the air, her yellow pigtails dangling toward the floor.
"Gotcha, Bubbles," Markl laughed, easily setting her back onto her feet.
Inside the conservatory, Baelor Targaryen witnessed the entire physical display.
He saw the explosive speed. He saw the unbelievable strength required to catch a full-grown woman falling from a height without bracing.
Baelor’s jaw dropped. He stared through the glass, his brain failing to process the biology.
"How the actual fuck," Baelor whispered to himself, forgetting his audience, "does an art teacher possess functional muscle mass like that?"
Standing directly in front of him, pressing his little hands against the glass, Aegon heard the emphasized profanity.
Aegon turned his silver head, looking up at his uncle with wide, innocent violet eyes.
"Fuck!" Aegon parroted happily, his tiny voice loud and clear in the quiet conservatory.
Baelor froze. The blood drained from his face, replaced by terror. Maekar was going to murder him. The Ice Dragon was going to fly back from Tokyo and personally dismantle his skeletal structure.
"No, no, no," Baelor panicked, dropping to his knees on the tiled floor and grabbing the baby's shoulders. "Aegon. Little dragon. Do not say that word. It is a bad word. It is a terrible, unsanitary word. We do not say that."
Aegon giggled, thrilled with the reaction he was receiving. He patted Baelor’s cheek with a clay-covered hand.
"Fuck!" Aegon cheered again, significantly louder this time.
Baelor let out a loud, tragic groan of despair, burying his face in his hands.
Notes:
Baelor kinda forgot about his crush on the stable hand when he comes face to face with handsome man covered in oil
Chapter 33: Chapter Thirty-Three: A Man Unlocked
Summary:
In which Baelor admits to a solitary sentence, and questions his place in the hierarchy.
Song recommendation for this chapter -
Desire – Meg Myers
Notes:
Shortish chapter
Warning - Smut later in the chapter
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
By the time Kat managed to pry the five boys away from the dismantled, grease-slicked engine block of the 1968 Mustang, the winter sun had vanished, plunging the city into a freezing, ink-black night. Daeron, Aemon, Aerion, Valarr, and Matarys were coated in a thick, pungent layer of motor oil, oxidized rust, and transmission fluid. They looked less like the pristine heirs and more like a pack of feral, soot-stained chimney sweeps from the Victorian era.
Kat wasn't faring much better. The Powerpuff Girls hoodie she had worn was officially a casualty of war, bearing a permanent black handprint directly across Bubbles’s smiling face.
The drive back to the Targaryen estate was significantly quieter than the morning commute. The manic, vibrating energy of the kids had been entirely depleted by hours of scrubbing carburetors and wrestling with rusted ratchets. Even Aegon, who had spent the afternoon covered in clay in the conservatory, was passed out cold in his car seat, clutching his dragon with a filthy, clay-stained fist.
When Kat finally parked the G-Wagon in the subterranean garage, she immediately initiated full-scale decontamination protocols.
"Right, listen to me, gremlins," Kat commanded, her voice echoing off the polished concrete as the boys sluggishly piled out of the tank. "If you track a single drop of motor oil onto your father's priceless, antique Persian rugs, he will use my spine as a walking stick when he gets back from Tokyo, and then he will murder all of you. Boots off in the mudroom. Straight up the back stairs to your en-suite bathrooms. I want you scrubbing with the heavy-duty pumice soap until you are bleeding. Understood?"
"Understood, Kat," Daeron yawned, rubbing his grease-smeared eye and inadvertently making himself look like a raccoon.
"Into the showers. Move," Kat ordered, herding them through the staff entrance.
It took nearly an hour and a half to fully sanitize the strike team. Kat scrubbed Aegon down in the bathtub of the nursery wing, battling the boy's sudden, vehement protests against the soapy water.
"No! Fuck!" Aegon babbled angrily, splashing the bathwater directly into Kat’s face.
Kat froze, wiping the suds from her eyes. She bit the inside of her cheek so hard she tasted copper, desperately attempting to suppress the hysterical laugh bubbling up in her chest. Baelor’s panicked reaction in the conservatory had clearly cemented the profanity into the baby's rapidly expanding vocabulary.
"We do not say that word, little dragon," Kat chided, though her voice shook with suppressed mirth as she lifted him out of the tub and wrapped him in a fluffy white towel. "Your uncle is a terrible influence on you."
By the time Kat had Aegon dressed in a clean, fleece onesie and settled deeply into sleep in his crib, the rest of the house had fallen silent. The five older boys had collapsed into their respective beds, completely dead to the world before the clock even struck eight-thirty.
Kat walked down the hallway to her occupied master suite. She took a rapid, scalding shower, scrubbing the grease from beneath her fingernails and peeling the synthetic, sunshine-yellow pigtail wig from her scalp. She let her natural Valyrian silver hair fall freely down her back in damp, heavy waves, and changed into a pair of soft, loose grey sweatpants and a vintage, faded band t-shirt.
She padded barefoot down the grand staircase, heading for the informal living room. She was ready to collapse onto the magnificent, newly installed charcoal chenille sofa Maekar had procured for her, intending to text him an update on the day's successful automotive curriculum.
Kat pushed the double doors open.
The living room was illuminated only by the warm, flickering amber glow of the roaring stone fireplace and a single, dim reading lamp in the corner.
Sitting right in the center of the sprawling, cloud-like new sofa was Baelor.
The man had successfully showered and changed out of his ruined, grease-splattered cream cashmere sweater. He was currently wearing a pair of dark, tailored lounge trousers and a soft, charcoal-grey Henley shirt that mirrored the ones his younger brother favored. He was holding a crystal tumbler filled with two fingers of neat, amber scotch.
But Baelor wasn't drinking. He wasn't reading a political brief or checking his emails.
He was staring blankly into the dancing flames of the hearth, looking as though his physical body was occupying the Targaryen estate, but his mind was stranded three postcodes away in the gritty, oil-stained confines of a messy garage.
Kat paused in the doorway, observing the older man.
Baelor looked shattered. The flawless, impenetrable political armor he wore like a second skin had been stripped away. He didn't look like a man who dictated national urban development policy; he looked like a man who had just been hit by a freight train of suppressed realization.
Kat walked quietly into the room, her bare feet making no sound on the thick rug. She didn't announce her presence. She simply walked around the coffee table and dropped onto the opposite end of the L-shaped sofa, pulling her knees up to her chest and wrapping her arms around her legs.
She sat in companionable silence for a five minutes, listening to the crackle of the burning logs, allowing the politician the space to process whatever internal crisis was currently short-circuiting his brain.
Finally, Baelor blinked. He slowly turned his head, his eyes focusing on Kat’s soft, relaxed posture. He let out a long, shuddering exhale, taking a slow sip of his scotch.
"Earth to Baelor," Kat murmured softly, offering him a gentle, entirely non-judgmental smile. "You're buffering, Pops. You’ve been staring at that log for ten minutes. Are you okay?"
Baelor lowered his glass. He rested his elbows on his knees, leaning forward. He looked at the fiery, empathetic woman sitting across from him.
He had spent years guarding every single syllable that left his mouth, terrified of scandal, terrified of Jena’s wrath, terrified of political ruin. But looking at Kat—a woman who had actively screamed profanities at his toxic wife, packed his entire life into cardboard boxes to free him, a woman who existed outside the rigid boundaries of his aristocratic world—Baelor felt a overwhelming, desperate need for honesty.
"Kat," Baelor breathed, his voice rough, and stripped of its usual eloquence. He stared directly into her eyes. "I really, desperately want to get laid."
Kat was in the middle of shifting her weight on the cushions. She completely froze, her eyes widening to the size of saucers.
A abrupt delighted burst of laughter erupted from her chest before she could stop it. She slapped a hand over her mouth, her shoulders shaking.
"Excuse me?!" Kat wheezed, entirely unprepared for the blunt, blunt-force trauma of his confession. "Good lord, Baelor! Buy a girl a drink before you drop a bomb like that! Where did that come from?"
Baelor didn't laugh. A faint, self-deprecating flush crept up his neck, disappearing into his beard, but he held her gaze with unwavering, vulnerable sincerity.
"I apologize for the crude phrasing," Baelor sighed heavily, leaning back against the plush chenille cushions. He swirled the amber liquid in his glass. "But it is the unvarnished truth. I sat in that conservatory today, watching you and the boys. I watched your colleague... Mr. Markl."
Baelor paused, swallowing hard as the vivid, visceral memory of the muscled potter catching Kat mid-air flashed behind his eyes.
"And it simply... hit me," Baelor continued, his voice dropping to a quiet, agonizing whisper. "The reality of my situation. The paperwork is filed. The extraction is complete. Jena is no longer my warden. For the first time in decades, I am genuinely free to explore the parts of myself that I have kept locked in a lightless vault. And the sheer, overwhelming weight of that freedom is staggering."
Kat’s amusement instantly vanished, replaced by a aching wave of empathy. She untangled her legs, shifting closer to him on the sofa, abandoning the safety of her opposite corner.
"I get it, Baelor," Kat murmured gently, her northern accent soft and reassuring. "You've been holding your breath for years. It’s terrifying when you finally realize you’re allowed to exhale."
Baelor looked down at his glass, a bitter, cynical smile touching his lips. "Jena was a frigid, miserable cunt, Kat. I spent a decade and a half starving every natural, biological impulse I possessed simply to maintain the illusion of a functional dynasty."
Kat nodded slowly, absorbing the raw, unfiltered profanity. She knew what it cost a man like Baelor to speak like that.
"Can I be nebby for a second?" Kat asked, tilting her head.
Baelor frowned slightly at the unfamiliar slang. "Nebby?"
"Nosy. Intrusive," Kat clarified with a small smirk. "Can I ask you a personal question?"
"You actively threatened my wife and packed my underwear into a canvas bag this morning, Kat. I believe the boundaries of our privacy have been officially obliterated," Baelor noted dryly. "Ask whatever you wish."
"Right," Kat said, leaning forward. "What is the most you've ever actually done with a man? Before Jena. Before the politics. How much experience do you actually have in the field?"
Baelor’s face flushed a deeper shade of crimson. He took a long, fortifying swallow of his scotch, the burn of the alcohol masking the sudden, teenage embarrassment flooding his chest.
"I..." Baelor stammered slightly, staring at the coffee table. "I shared a few... clumsy, highly secretive kisses in my youth. During my tenure at boarding school. A few fumbling encounters behind the rowing sheds in the dark, driven by adolescent hormones and sheer terror of discovery."
He paused, a tragic sadness bleeding into his eyes.
"But I was formally introduced to Jena when I was nineteen years old," Baelor confessed, his voice hollow. "The alliance between our families was deemed critical for the long-term stabilization of the corporate portfolio. My father orchestrated the courtship. The expectations were absolute. So, I buried it. I took my vows. And because I am a man who fundamentally respects the sanctity of a commitment, regardless of how miserable that commitment made me... I never strayed. I never looked elsewhere. I knew that even a whisper of a scandal, a hint of infidelity with another man, would result in a catastrophic divorce that would ruin the family's political standing."
Kat stared at him, her heart genuinely breaking for the older man. Twenty-one years. From the age of nineteen to forty, he had actively, ruthlessly starved his own soul to protect an empire that didn't even appreciate him. He had spent his entire adult life entirely untouched by genuine desire.
"Baelor," Kat whispered softly, reaching out to gently rest her hand over his forearm. "That is incredibly bleak. You survived a twenty-year sentence in solitary confinement."
"It felt like it," Baelor agreed quietly, his gaze dropping to her small hand resting on his arm. He drew comfort from the grounding contact.
"But," Kat prompted, a slow, teasing smirk returning to her lips, desperate to pull him out of the depressing spiral of his past. "You admitted to me that you actively fantasized about men while you were... completing your marital obligations with Jena. So it’s not like you’ve been completely blind for two decades. You’ve definitely looked before."
Baelor choked slightly, a startled, embarrassed laugh escaping his lips. "Gods, Kat. You are relentless."
"I am a woman of science, Baelor. I require data," Kat winked, crossing her legs. "You mentioned the stable hand at the boys' riding grounds. Broad shoulders. Rugged. Clearly, you have a type."
Baelor blinked, the memory of the muscular, dirt-smudged equestrian worker flashing in his mind. But the image was instantly overwritten by the significantly more recent, visceral image of Markl leaning over the rusted engine block of the Mustang, the veins in his forearms popping, sweat glistening on his collarbone.
"Oh," Baelor breathed, his eyes widening slightly as the realization hit him with the force of a physical blow.
"Oh?" Kat echoed, raising a silver eyebrow. "You sound like you just remembered you left the oven on. What is it?"
Baelor swallowed hard. He looked at Kat, the truth spilling from his lips before his filter could intercept it.
"I believe," Baelor stated, his voice a low, slightly ragged murmur, "that I have just discovered I possess a specific weakness for men who know their way around an internal combustion engine."
Kat paused. She stared at the Shadow Minister. She processed the incredibly specific, targeted parameters of his newly discovered fetish.
She thought about the stable hand. She thought about Markl covered in grease. And then, a wildly hilarious realization crashed into her brain.
Kat threw her head back, letting out a loud, ringing groan of absolute, profound dismay.
"Oh, good lord," Kat sighed, dragging both hands slowly down her face. She looked at Baelor, pointing a stern, warning finger directly at his chest. "Baelor Targaryen. Whatever you do, under absolutely any circumstances, do not let me introduce you to my brother."
Baelor frowned, confused by the sudden prohibition. "Your brother? The individual who owns a garage?"
"Yes. Dunk," Kat confirmed, shaking her head miserably. "If you meet him, you will be actively trying to run off into the sunset with him in a heartbeat. He is your exact, hyper-specific, dream man constructed in a laboratory to destroy your life."
Baelor’s curiosity was hopelessly piqued. He leaned forward, setting his crystal tumbler down on the coffee table.
"Explain," Baelor demanded softly.
"Dunk," Kat began, her voice taking on the tone of a mythological storyteller describing a titan, "is six-foot-eleven."
Baelor’s breath hitched audibly. "Six-foot-eleven?"
"Built like a brick shithouse," Kat continued ruthlessly, painting the picture with vivid, devastating accuracy. "He has shoulders broad enough to block out the sun. His hands are massive enough to casually palm a hubcap. He has messy, thick brown hair that always has a streak of motor oil in it, and he has these huge, warm, innocent eyes the exact color of clear blue sky."
Baelor stared at her. He had spent years ignoring the aching throb in his dick, but the visceral description of this mountain of a mechanic sent a jolt of pure lust straight down his spine. His mouth went dry.
"Furthermore," Kat added, driving the final nail into the coffin of Baelor’s composure, "he possesses the personality of a giant, overly affectionate, deeply loyal golden retriever. He is the sweetest, kindest, most protective man on the face of the earth. He spends twelve hours a day bent over the engine bays of classic cars, covered in industrial grease, and he actively blushes when you compliment him."
Baelor was practically salivating. He closed his eyes, an involuntary undignified groan vibrating deep in his chest. The mental image Kat had just constructed was a weapon of mass destruction aimed directly at his newly liberated sexuality.
"He sounds... spectacular," Baelor whispered, his voice strained, his dignity abandoned in the face of such hypothetical perfection.
"He is," Kat smiled fondly, her eyes shining with fierce sisterly love. She reached out, gently patting Baelor’s knee. "But down, boy. Retract the claws. I'm afraid my brother is entirely off the market."
Baelor’s eyes snapped open, a sharp, immediate pang of disappointment lancing through his chest. "He is married?"
"No," Kat sighed, leaning back against the cushions. "He’s in a very complex, deeply frustrating, non-legally-binding marriage where he doesn't actually know he's married to his best friend."
Baelor blinked, his brain struggling to parse the contradictory sentence. "I beg your pardon? He does not know he is married?"
"Dunk," Kat explained, her northern accent thickening with affectionate exasperation, "possesses the emotional awareness of a slightly concussed pigeon. For the last three years, he has had a man —an underground cage fighter turned corporate heir—following him around like a desperately devoted puppy."
Kat shrugged. "He stumbled upon Dunk about three years ago at a car show, took one look at my giant, grease-covered brother, and essentially dropped to his knees. He's is hopelessly in love with him. He buys Dunk extravagant gifts. He literally just purchased a country estate with a barn solely because he wants Dunk to have a bigger garage, and he wants them to live together."
"That is a true display of commitment," Baelor noted, astounded by the romantic magnitude of the gesture. "And your brother does not reciprocate these feelings?"
"Oh, he absolutely does," Kat snorted, rolling her eyes. "Dunk looks at him like the man hung the stars in the sky. Anyone with a functioning pair of eyes can see that they are desperately in love with each other. They literally act like a married couple who have been together for fifty years."
"Then what is the impediment?" Baelor asked, genuinely invested in the narrative of these two strangers. "Why are they not formalized?"
Kat’s expression softened. The teasing humor vanished, replaced by a tragic sadness.
"Because," Kat whispered, her voice dropping to a quiet, heartbreaking register. "Dunk doesn't believe it. Dunk spent his childhood in the foster system being told he was too big, too stupid, and unwanted. He thinks he’s broken. He looks at a man who is handsome, wealthy, charismatic and Dunk genuinely believes he doesn't deserve him."
Baelor froze.
He thinks he doesn't deserve him.
Baelor looked down at his hands, his throat tightening. He knew that feeling. He knew that exact, soul-crushing weight. He had spent his life believing that his only value lay in his political utility, in his ability to maintain the Targaryen facade. Jena had spent years systematically reinforcing the idea that he was weak, pathetic, and inadequate.
Baelor had never believed, even for a microsecond, that he deserved to be loved simply for who he was.
"He thinks," Kat continued softly, her eyes locked onto Baelor, seeing the realization mirroring in the older man's expression, "that he doesn't deserve a man whose only thought in the entire world is his happiness."
Baelor closed his eyes, a single, hot tear escaping the corner of his eye, tracking silently down his cheek into his beard.
"I would like that," Baelor whispered, his voice trembling, breaking under the weight of a lifetime of loneliness. He wasn't the Shadow Minister anymore. He was just a desperately lonely man sitting in the dark. "I would like that very much, Kat. To be someone’s only thought."
Kat’s heart broke for him. She didn't offer a polite, distant platitude or tell him it would be okay.
She shifted across the sofa, closing the distance between them. She wrapped her arms securely around Baelor’s broad shoulders, pulling the older man into a tight grounding hug.
Baelor didn't pull away. He leaned into her embrace, burying his face in the soft cotton of her t-shirt, letting out a quiet, shuddering breath as years of repressed, suffocating tension finally began to fracture.
"You will get it, Pops," Kat promised fiercely, her voice thick with unwavering conviction, resting her cheek against his hair. "You survived the war. You’re free now. We just need to find you a greased-up mechanic of your own who knows how to treat you properly."
Baelor let out a wet relieved chuckle against her shoulder. He slowly pulled back, wiping his eyes with the back of his hand, a soft, hopeful smile breaking through the lingering tragedy on his face.
"I do occasionally attend classic car exhibitions," Baelor murmured, his charm returning with a slightly flirtatious, teasing edge. "For the aesthetic appreciation of the engineering, of course. Perhaps I shall begin lingering near the engine bays."
Kat beamed at him, her eyes shining brightly in the firelight. She grabbed her phone from the coffee table, a smirk playing on her lips.
"You do that, Baelor," Kat winked, tapping a quick reassuring text message to Maekar to let him know his brother was safe. "That is exactly how my brother met his man. You never know who might be waiting under the hood."
Baelor leaned back against the cushions, picking up his glass of scotch. He took a slow, savoring sip. The crushing weight of the impending divorce hadn't magically vanished, but the paralyzing terror of the future was gone for now.
The antique grandfather clock in the hallway chimed a soft, resonant eleven o'clock, the sound filtering quietly through the dimly lit Targaryen estate.
"Right," Baelor announced, his voice a gravelly rumble of bone-deep exhaustion. He set his empty tumbler down onto the coffee table. He looked over at the woman who had essentially single-handedly dismantled his toxic marriage and liberated his soul in the span of twelve hours. "I believe I have reached my operational limit for the day. I am going to bed."
Kat offered him a fond sleep-laced smile.
"Good call, Pops," Kat agreed, her northern accent softening. She pushed herself up from the sofa, the oversized vintage Nirvana t-shirt falling comfortably around her thighs. "I am dead on my feet. If I don't go to sleep right now, I’m going to end up face-planting into the rug."
Baelor stood up, his muscles aching with a dull, persistent throb from the physical exertion of the water slides the day before. He didn't complain. The pain felt exceptionally good. It felt like he had actually lived a day, rather than merely survived it.
They walked together out of the living room, plunging into the quiet, shadowed elegance of the foyer. They ascended the staircase side-by-side, their footsteps muffled by the carpet.
As they reached the second-floor landing, the vast corridor stretched out before them. The guest wing—where Baelor had been temporarily relocated, and where Kat’s luggage had originally been deposited—lay to the right. The master suite, Maekar’s private, impenetrable sanctuary, lay to the left.
Baelor paused at the top of the stairs. He turned to Kat, fully expecting her to turn right and head toward the neutral territory of the guest quarters.
Kat didn't turn right.
She offered Baelor a sleepy wave. "Night, Baelor. See you in the morning."
She turned left. She walked directly down the hallway toward the mahogany double doors of his brother's master suite. She didn't hesitate. She pushed the doors open, stepping into the empty bedroom that Maekar had claimed for her by moving her luggage in.
The doors clicked shut behind her, sealing her inside the Ice Dragon's lair.
Baelor stood on the landing, alone in the quiet corridor.
He stared at the closed doors. A deeply satisfied smile broke across his handsome face. He shook his head in bewildered awe.
Maekar had known this woman for exactly two weeks. He had flown to Tokyo. Yet, the Queen of the Gremlins was willingly sleeping in his bed.
"Well played, little brother," Baelor murmured to the empty hallway. "Well played."
Baelor turned on his heel and walked down the opposite corridor, heading for his own assigned quarters.
He pushed the door open and stepped into the large, immaculate guest room. It was beautiful and devoid of Jena’s suffocating, cloying floral perfume. For the first time in years, Baelor was walking into a bedroom that belonged entirely to him. He didn't have to brace himself for an argument. He didn't have to prepare his political defenses. He was simply alone.
He locked the door behind him.
He walked over to the edge of the king-sized bed. He stripped off his dark lounge trousers and his Henley shirt, letting the expensive fabrics drop carelessly to the floor. He didn't bother folding them. He didn't care.
Naked, Baelor pulled back the white duvet and climbed into the center of the mattress. The sheets were cold, crisp, and smooth against his skin.
He lay flat on his back, staring up at the dark ceiling.
His body was exhausted, but his mind was awake. The conversation he had just shared with Kat in the living room was echoing relentlessly in his brain.
I really, desperately want to get laid.
The admission had been unscripted, a bleeding truth torn from the deepest, most repressed vault of his soul. And now that the vault was open, the pressure of years of sexual starvation was flooding his system with the force of a ruptured dam.
Baelor closed his eyes. His breathing hitched slightly. He felt a sudden, undeniable throb of heat pooling in his groin. His cock, which had remained dormant and unbothered through countless miserable nights with his wife, was suddenly twitching, heavy and thick with demanding life.
He needed a release. He needed to burn off the vibrating energy coursing through his veins before it drove him insane.
Baelor reached down under the duvet. His large hand wrapped securely around his aching length.
He let out a low, shuddering exhale, closing his eyes tighter. He tried to initiate his standard, reliable mental protocol. He reached into his mental wank-bank, actively trying to conjure the familiar, safe, sanitized fantasy he had relied on for over a decade.
He visualized the stable hand at the country estate. He pictured the broad shoulders, the dirty blonde hair, the rough, calloused hands wiping down a leather saddle. He tried to imagine those hands touching him.
Baelor stroked his cock, establishing a slow, steady rhythm.
But it wasn't working.
The image of the stable hand was blurry. It felt hollow. It felt like a ghost, a pathetic, two-dimensional crutch that no longer held any power over him. The fantasy was a relic of his repressed, miserable past, and Baelor was no longer that man.
He groaned in frustration, his grip tightening as the ache in his groin worsened.
He needed something real. He needed something visceral.
The ghost of the stable hand evaporated, replaced by a sudden, razor-sharp, high-definition memory from earlier that afternoon.
Baelor’s mind dragged him ruthlessly back to the freezing, corrugated metal garage. The smell of ozone, damp clay, and pungent motor oil flooded his phantom senses.
He saw Markl.
He saw the young, confident pottery teacher leaning over the rusted, stripped-down engine block of the 1968 Mustang. He saw the tight faded black tank top clinging desperately to Markl’s densely muscled torso. He saw the thick, corded muscles in his forearms flexing as he put his body weight against a socket wrench. He saw the dark, chaotic curls falling across his forehead, and the smear of black engine grease staining his sharp jawline.
Baelor’s breath hitched. A sharp, liquid jolt of fire shot straight down his spine.
His cock jerked against his palm, swelling thicker, harder, demanding immediate attention.
Baelor didn't fight the new fantasy. He leaned into it. He surrendered to the consuming hunger.
In his mind, Baelor rewrote the afternoon. He wasn't sitting safely behind the glass wall of the conservatory, wearing pristine cream cashmere and nursing a cup of coffee.
In the fantasy, Baelor stepped out onto the cold, slick concrete floor of the garage. He was wearing his three-piece parliamentary suit, entirely uncaring as the cuffs of his expensive trousers brushed against a puddle of leaked transmission fluid.
He walked up behind the mechanic.
Markl turned around, the wrench hanging from his grease-stained hand. He looked at Baelor, his dark eyes flashing with that familiar, wicked teasing smirk.
You okay over there, Targaryen? phantom-Markl drawled, his voice a low, rich baritone that seemed to vibrate directly against Baelor’s skin.
In the fantasy, Baelor didn't stammer. He didn't retreat. He was the Shadow Minister. He was a man of uncompromising power, and he was in charge.
Baelor imagined stepping directly into the potter's personal space. He reached out, his clean hands gripping the grease-stained, muscular curve of Markl’s waist. He pulled the younger man forward, slamming their chests together.
Baelor imagined the exact, intoxicating taste of him. Him tilting Markl’s chin up, crashing their mouths together in a hot, bruising kiss. He pictured Markl groaning into his mouth, dropping the wrench onto the concrete floor with a loud clang, his strong, dirty hands coming up to grip the lapels of Baelor’s expensive suit, leaving dark, ruined handprints on the pristine fabric.
"Fuck," Baelor hissed aloud in the quiet of his bedroom, his hips bucking slightly off the mattress as his hand pumped with a faster, more desperate rhythm.
The fantasy deepened, the heat dialing up to a blinding intensity.
Baelor imagined pulling back from the kiss. He looked down at the rugged, muscled man. He didn't ask. He commanded.
On your knees, Baelor whispered in the fantasy, his voice dripping with dark authority.
He visualized Markl obeying instantly. The confident, arrogant man dropping obediently to his knees on the filthy garage floor, looking up at Baelor with dark, hungry eyes. Baelor imagined unzipping his tailored trousers, his dick springing free.
He pictured Markl’s hands—rough, calloused, and stained with motor oil—wrapping reverently around his thighs. The agonizingly hot, wet slide of Markl’s mouth closing over his aching cock, taking him deep.
"Yes," Baelor groaned into the empty room, his knuckles turning white as he stroked himself, his chest heaving with ragged breaths. "Just like that."
In his mind, he was entirely in control. He imagined reaching down, his fingers tangling roughly in Markl’s dark curls, holding the potter's head in place. He pushing his hips forward, setting a slow, punishing pace, forcing Markl to take every single inch of him.
You can take more than that, Baelor imagined whispering down to him, a thrill of dark, commanding power flooding his veins. Take it all.
He heard the phantom sound of Markl choking slightly, a wet, muffled moan vibrating against Baelor’s shaft as the man swallowed him down to the base.
The tension coiled inside Baelor. He was entirely consumed by the control of the fantasy. He was seconds away from climaxing, his body trembling under the duvet.
But then, exactly as he was teetering on the absolute edge of the precipice, the entire dynamic of the fantasy, unexpectedly shifted.
The atmosphere in his mind darkened. The image of the brightly lit garage blurred.
Suddenly, Baelor felt a massive shadow fall over him.
He felt a radiating furnace-like heat pressing directly against his back. A presence so overwhelmingly huge, so undeniably dominant, that it instantly shattered his illusion of control.
A hand reached around from behind him. It wasn't Markl’s hand. It was huge. It was easily twice the size of his own, the fingers thick, heavily calloused, and slick with fresh motor oil. The hand wrapped around Baelor’s throat, not squeezing tightly enough to choke him, but firm enough to assert dominance.
The hand tilted Baelor’s head back.
Baelor looked up in the fantasy.
Looking down at him was the man Kat had described in the living room.
It was Dunk.
He was exactly as Kat had painted him, but magnified by the dark, twisted lens of Baelor’s starving libido. He was a six-foot-eleven titan of a man, built like a brickhouse. His shoulders were impossibly broad, blocking out the halogen lights of the garage. He was wearing a filthy, oil-stained mechanic's jumpsuit, stripped down to his waist, his heavily muscled chest and thick arms gleaming with a sheen of sweat and dark engine grease.
But it was his eyes that entirely destroyed Baelor. They were the exact color of clear blue sky, exactly as Kat had said. But they weren't looking at Baelor with innocent, golden-retriever sweetness. They were looking down at the him with a primal claim.
Dunk leaned down, his chest pressing flush against Baelor’s spine.
You don't want this, Baelor, the giant rumbled, his deep, gravelly voice vibrating directly into Baelor’s ear, sending a catastrophic shockwave of liquid heat straight to his core.
In the fantasy, Dunk didn't wait for a response. He reached his free hand down, easily shoving Markl away.
Dunk wrapped his oil-slicked fingers entirely around Baelor’s jaw, forcing the politician's head to the side. Dunk crashed his mouth down onto Baelor’s, kissing him with a brutal, consuming intensity that stripped Baelor of his breath and his authority.
Baelor moaned loudly in the empty bedroom, his hand freezing on his own cock. The sudden shift from dominant control to helpless submission was paralyzing.
Dunk pulled back from the kiss, his lips hovering inches from Baelor’s ear.
You don't need your dick sucked by some bottom, Dunk whispered. I’m going to bend you over the hood of this car, and you are going to fucking love it.
Baelor gasped, his eyes flying wide open in the dark bedroom.
The taboo thrill of the degradation—the humiliating surrender of his political power to a giant, grease-covered mechanic—sent his arousal skyrocketing past any limit he had ever experienced in his life. He was harder than he had ever been. His pre-cum was slicking his fingers, his body trembling violently.
In the fantasy, Baelor didn't fight back. He didn't try to assert his dominance.
He nodded frantically, submitting to the giant.
Dunk didn't hesitate. His hands gripped Baelor’s hips, effortlessly spinning the politician around. Baelor imagined his chest slamming flat against the cold, rusted, oil-stained metal of the Mustang’s hood. He visualized Dunk spreading his legs wider with a booted foot, stepping into Baelor’s space.
He felt the phantom weight of the giant pressing against his ass. He imagined the terrifying, magnificent size of Dunk’s cock pressing hot and demanding against his entrance.
Take it, Dunk commanded in the fantasy, his hands pinning Baelor flat against the metal.
Baelor’s grip on himself turned desperate. He pumped his hand rapidly, his chest heaving, tears of pleasure pricking the corners of his eyes.
"Yes," Baelor begged aloud to the empty room, entirely lost in the hallucination. "Fuck. Please."
He imagined the agonizingly full stretch of the giant sinking ruthlessly into him, claiming him right there on the hood of the car.
The climax hit him with the force of a detonating bomb.
"FUCK!" Baelor shouted, his voice a harsh roar that echoed off the high ceiling of the guest room.
His spine arched violently off the mattress, his hips bucking upward as he came hard. Hot messy ropes of his release shot over his own hand, splattering across his stomach and chest in the dark. The intensity of the orgasm left him seeing stars, his muscles twitching and spasming in the aftermath.
Baelor collapsed back onto the mattress, boneless.
He lay there in the dark, the silence of the estate pressing in on him, save for the harsh, ragged sound of his own panting. His chest was covered in sticky, cooling evidence of his new found freedom.
He stared blankly at the ceiling.
His brain, slowly emerging from the hazy, blinding fog of the orgasm, began to process exactly what had just happened.
He hadn't just fantasized about a man.
He had started by fantasizing about dominating Markl. That was safe. That was understandable. He was a politician; he liked control.
But his subconscious hadn't been satisfied. His subconscious had actively conjured Kat’s massive, golden-retriever brother—a man he had never even met—and had begged the giant to bend him over a rusted car, and fuck him senseless.
Baelor swallowed hard, a existential panic slowly creeping into his chest.
He had spent years married to a woman. He had assumed, naturally, that if he ever finally embraced his sexuality, he would be the one in charge. He would be the dominant force.
But the fantasy hadn't lied. The overwhelming relief of surrendering control—of letting a protective man entirely take over—had triggered the most intense, explosive climax of his entire life.
Baelor dragged a sticky, trembling hand down his face, smearing his release slightly across his own cheek. He didn't even care.
"Shit," Baelor whispered into the quiet, dark room, a horrified realization crashing into his brain.
He stared at the ceiling, the final, inescapable truth of his newly liberated sexuality dawning on him.
"Does that..." Baelor murmured, his voice cracking with disbelief, "does that make me a bottom?"
Notes:
If you’re screaming at Baelor’s epiphany, please leave a kudos and/or a comment!
Chapter 34: Chapter Thirty-Four: Terms of Endearment
Summary:
In which Kat discovers she is the Ice Dragon’s only exception.
Song recommendation for this chapter -
Talk Me Down – Troye Sivan
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
The morning sun broke over the snow-covered grounds of the Targaryen estate, casting long, sharp shadows across the frost-laden lawns. Inside the manor, the chaotic rhythm of the Monday morning school run was already in full swing.
Baelor stood in the doorway of the kitchen, looking out of place amidst the hurricane of flying toast, frantic textbook searches, and the shrieks of a hyperactive baby.
He was dressed for his parliamentary duties, wearing a tailored slate-grey suit and a crisp white shirt. His hair and beard were perfectly groomed. On the surface, the Shadow Minister looked exactly as he always did: poised, aristocratic, and impenetrable.
Internally, however, Baelor was currently experiencing a ongoing, multi-level existential crisis.
He had barely slept. Every time he had closed his eyes, his treacherous, newly liberated subconscious had immediately conjured the magnificent, six-foot-eleven phantom of Dunk, standing in a grimy garage, preparing to absolutely ruin Baelor’s dignity across the hood of a rusted Mustang.
Baelor needed to talk to someone. He desperately needed to process the catastrophic revelation that he might actually be a bottom. He needed to untangle the sudden, overwhelming desire to relinquish the suffocating control he had maintained for his entire life.
And the only person on the entire planet he could possibly discuss this with was the chaotic, twenty-something, neon-clad art teacher who was currently attempting to wipe a smear of strawberry jam off his younger brother’s kitchen ceiling.
"Right, gremlins, five minutes to extraction!" Kat yelled, hopping down from a stool, a damp rag in her hand. She was wearing a violently pink, oversized sweater and her favorite, scuffed combat boots. Her hair was currently concealed beneath a blunt-cut black bob wig, and her eyes were hidden behind her grey contact lenses.
Baelor watched her. He knew he couldn't drag her away for a identity-shattering conversation about his sexual dynamics while five kids were desperately hunting for their homework. This was a conversation that required privacy. And alcohol. A significant amount of alcohol.
Baelor cleared his throat, stepping slightly further into the kitchen.
"Kat," Baelor called out, his voice smooth and steady.
Kat spun around, tossing the jam-covered rag into the sink. "Morning, Pops! Sleep well?"
Baelor actually flinched slightly at the casual nickname, the phantom memory of his nocturnal degradation flaring hot in his veins. He ruthlessly suppressed the blush threatening his cheeks.
"I slept adequately, thank you," Baelor lied smoothly. He walked over to the kitchen island, resting his hands on the cool marble. "I was wondering... once the boys are secured in bed this evening, might we share a drink? I would like to... continue our conversation from last night. I have thought significantly more about the... parameters we discussed."
Kat paused, her grey lenses fixing on the politician. She saw the tight, subtle anxiety masking his eyes. She knew exactly what 'parameters' he was referring to.
Kat’s mouth formed a small, perfectly round 'O' of sudden realization.
"Oh," Kat nodded slowly, a non-judgmental, supportive smile breaking across her face. "Oh, absolutely, Baelor. I'll make sure the gremlins are down by nine. We can definitely talk."
"Thank you, Katherine," Baelor exhaled, a wave of relief washing over him.
"Anytime," Kat winked, turning her attention back to the chaos. "Right, boys! Time to move! Thomas is waiting!"
Daeron, Aemon, and Aerion grabbed their satchels, shoving the last bites of their breakfast into their mouths.
Valarr and Matarys, however, lingered near the edge of the island. Their shoulders slumped slightly, the bright, relaxed energy they had carried all weekend entirely draining from their posture.
"Dad?" Valarr asked quietly, his voice tight with anxiety. "Are we coming back here after school? Or are we going back to... to Mother's house?"
Baelor’s chest ached. He hated seeing the fear return to his sons' eyes. He walked over, placing a gentle, reassuring hand on each of their shoulders.
"You are returning to your mother's residence this afternoon, boys," Baelor confirmed softly, his voice thick with regret. "I have filed the preliminary injunctions, but until the solicitors negotiate a formal, temporary custody arrangement, we must adhere to the standard legal protocols. We must split your time."
Matarys looked down at his shoes, his jaw clenching. "She's going to be so angry."
"She will be," Baelor agreed honestly, refusing to lie to them. "But she will direct her anger at me, and at my legal counsel. You are simply to do your homework, remain polite, and ignore her provocations. I promise you, I am working as rapidly as the law allows to secure your permanent relocation."
Valarr nodded slowly, drawing strength from his father's newfound resolve. "Okay. Love you, Dad."
"Love you too, Dad," Matarys echoed.
"I love you both," Baelor murmured, pulling them both into a brief, tight hug.
"Right, let's go, Duck!" Kat announced, hoisting Aegon onto her hip and grabbing her tote bag. "I've got the Bentley keys! We are riding in style today!"
The kitchen emptied out, the boys filtering toward their respective extraction vehicles. Kat led Aerion and Aegon toward the subterranean garage, while Thomas directed the St. Jude’s contingent toward the Maybach.
Forty minutes later, the Bentley roared into the staff parking lot of King’s Row Academy, instantly turning the heads of every teenager within a fifty-yard radius.
Kat killed the engine, the machine ticking as it cooled in the freezing air.
"Right, Duck, off you go," Kat smiled, unbuckling Aegon from his car seat as Aerion grabbed his backpack. "Have a good day. Don't let Benji sleep through History."
"I won't," Aerion grinned, waving as he jogged across the snowy lot to meet his friends near the main entrance.
Kat carried Aegon into the building, bypassing her own art room entirely. She navigated the yellow-painted corridors, heading straight for the kiln rooms.
She pushed the door open.
Markl was already there. He wasn't covered in engine grease today; he was back in his full, flamboyant academic armor. He wore a deep burgundy velvet waistcoat, a crisp white shirt, and his signature, battered leather top hat. He was standing near the makeshift kitchenette, pouring boiling water from the kettle into two chipped ceramic mugs.
"Morning, Mama Wyvern," Markl greeted without turning around, the steam rising around his top hat. "I saw the relic you call a car pull into the lot. You survived the weekend."
"Barely," Kat sighed, walking over and depositing Aegon securely onto a clean, empty workbench. She handed the boy a soft lump of clean, unfired clay to keep his hands busy.
She walked over to the kitchenette, accepting the steaming mug of builder’s tea Markl held out to her.
"So," Markl drawled, leaning his hip against the counter, his dark eyes sparkling with immediate, ravenous hunger for gossip. "Tell me everything. Did the Ice Dragon leave without attempting to formally brand you as his property?"
"He bought me a ten-thousand-pound sofa because I complained about his spine," Kat deadpanned, taking a sip of the scalding tea.
Markl choked on his own tea, coughing violently. "He what?! He bought you a sofa?"
"Yep," Kat nodded, entirely unbothered. "It arrived on Saturday whilst we where out at the waterpark. But that is not the gossip I have come to deliver."
Markl recovered from his coughing fit, his eyes widening in anticipation. "Oh? Do tell."
Kat leaned forward, dropping her voice into a hushed, conspiratorial whisper, despite the fact that they were alone in the room, save for the babbling infant.
"Baelor Targaryen wants to fuck you," Kat announced bluntly.
Markl didn't gasp or look shocked. He simply raised a single eyebrow, taking a slow, calm sip of his tea.
"I know," Markl replied smoothly, a smirk spreading across his handsome face. "I saw it in the way he watched me manipulating the socket wrench yesterday. The man practically undressed me with his eyes through the conservatory glass. He was salivating."
Kat snorted, shaking her head. "He really was. He actually admitted it to me last night. He’s completely repressed, Markl. He spent years closing his eyes and thinking about this stable boy while he was sleeping with Jena."
"A tragic waste of bone structure," Markl sighed dramatically. "However, as flattering as the Shadow Minister's sudden sexual awakening is... I do not believe I am the candidate for his inaugural foray into homosexuality."
Kat paused, her brow furrowing slightly. "You don't? Why not?"
"Because," Markl explained, setting his mug down and crossing his arms over his chest, "he is reacting to the immediate proximity of liberation. I am the very first openly, unapologetically gay man he has interacted with since deciding to divorce his wife. He wants a rebound. He wants an intense, physical distraction from the political fallout."
"I agree," Kat nodded slowly, seeing his logic. "It’s a rebound fuck."
"It is a shame, though," Markl mused, a dark regretful sigh escaping his lips. "I would have immensely enjoyed teaching an old dragon some new tricks. He has the physical architecture to be an exceptional partner."
Kat laughed, taking another sip of her tea. "I don't think it would have worked out anyway, Hatter. Even for a quick, educational trick session."
"Why?" Markl frowned, slightly offended. "I am an excellent instructor."
"Because," Kat smirked, leaning closer, "I get undeniable top energy from Baelor. He’s a politician. He’s used to being in control. He spent his entire life managing a dynasty. I sincerely doubt he’s looking to relinquish authority in the bedroom. And you, Markl, are a control freak. You wouldn't submit to him."
Markl paused, considering the assessment. He tilted his head, a analytical expression crossing his face.
"I am not opposed to bottoming, Kat," Markl corrected smoothly, defending his versatility. "I am perfectly capable of surrendering the reins for the right partner. However, you are correct in your assessment. I am normally in control. And I firmly believe that Baelor—despite his arrogance and his desperate need to manage his environment—actually needs someone who will force him to let go."
Kat blinked, surprised by the depth of his psychological read. "You think he wants to be a bottom?"
"I think," Markl theorized, his dark eyes serious, "that a man who has spent decades carrying the crushing weight of a political empire on his shoulders does not want to be in charge when he takes his clothes off. I think he desperately wants someone dominant, and unconditionally protective to simply take the wheel and tell him exactly what to do. Even if his conscious brain thinks he should be in charge."
Kat let out a loud, sudden snort of laughter. "Good lord, Markl. Know you said it I kinda agree. Hopefully, he meets someone out there in the wild who has the patience to help him work out exactly what he likes without breaking him."
Markl picked his mug back up, a soft, almost wistful smile touching his lips.
"I won't lie, Kat," Markl admitted quietly, his gaze dropping to the dark liquid in his cup. "I wouldn't turn him down if he actually asked. Rebound or not."
Kat stopped drinking her tea. She slowly lowered her mug, her eyes fixing onto the pottery teacher with laser-like precision.
She had known Markl since they were little kids. She knew his cadences and his inflections. And she knew exactly what that soft, slightly hesitant tone of voice meant.
"Since when do you like baby gays, Markl?" Kat asked, her voice filled with profound, genuine shock. "You literally run screaming from baby gays. You despise the emotional baggage of coming-out phases."
Markl groaned, running a hand over his face, displacing a curl from beneath his top hat. "I know. I know I do. I am not actively pursuing him, Kat. But Baelor... he has something about him. It’s not just the cheekbones. He’s... he’s fiercely protective of those boys. He literally stood in his ex-wife's foyer and shredded his own political reputation to get them out of there."
Kat stared at him amazed by the confession. Markl was crushing. The fiercely independent, unapologetically promiscuous pottery teacher was actually harboring a genuine, emotional crush on the Shadow Minister.
Markl let out a loud, frustrated sigh, gesturing wildly toward the workbench where Aegon was currently mashing a lump of clay into the table.
"I watched him yesterday," Markl confessed, his voice tinged with dramatic agony. "I watched him sitting in the conservatory, awkwardly trying to play with Aegon. He looked so out of place, but he was trying so incredibly hard. He made me broody, Kat! The man literally made my biological clock tick, and I don't even have one!"
Kat’s jaw dropped. She clapped a hand over her mouth, her shoulders shaking with silent, hysterical laughter.
"Ooooooh," Kat cooed teasingly, poking Markl in the ribs. "You want to make a baby with Baelor! You want to settle down and knit little booties!"
"Shut up!" Markl glared, swatting her hand away, though a dark flush was rapidly climbing up his neck. "I do not want to make a baby....We would adopt. We would adopt the best, most exceptionally dressed, cultured baby on the planet."
Kat smiled warmly, the teasing fading into genuine affection. "You would. And you’d go from a family of one to a family of three overnight. Valarr and Matarys would love you."
Markl’s expression softened instantly. He looked at the floor, a small, genuine smile touching his lips. "His boys are good kids. A bit traumatized, and way too polite, but they have good hearts. I wouldn't mind being a step-daddy to them. I could teach them how to throw a decent right hook."
Kat couldn't hold it in anymore. She burst into a loud, ringing laugh.
"Oh my god, Markl," Kat wheezed, wiping a tear from her eye. "You sound exactly like Lyonel Baratheon! You are practically planning the wedding and picking out the china patterns before you’ve even been on a date!"
Markl froze.
Absolute, unmitigated horror washed over his handsome face. He stared at Kat as if she had just informed him he was terminally ill.
"Oh, gods," Markl breathed, panic spiking in his voice. "I do. I sound exactly like him. I need to stop talking to that man immediately. He has 'love at first sight' embedded in his brain like a virus, and it has wormed its way into my subconscious!"
Kat laughed harder, leaning against the counter.
Before Markl could defend his sanity any further, the harsh, grating klaxon of the morning warning bell blared through the school, signaling the imminent start of the first period.
"Right, duty calls, see you later Mr Targaryen" Kat sighed, pushing herself off the counter and walking over to the workbench to retrieve Aegon.
"Fuck off, Kat," Markl grumbled, picking up his sponge to wipe the clay off the table.
"Bye, future Mr. Markl Targaryen!" Kat called out over her shoulder, waving brightly as she hoisted Aegon onto her hip.
"Do not think you are safe!" Markl shouted after her, pointing the damp sponge directly at her retreating back. "Maekar will have you wifed up in a second! I have seen the way that man stares at you when you aren't looking! He is weirdly, worse than Lyonel!"
Kat rolled her eyes, stepping out into the bustling, noisy hallway. She didn't let the accurate prediction rattle her. She had a six-month embargo. She was secure.
"Uncle Markl is just being silly, little dragon," Kat cooed softly to Aegon as she navigated the crowded corridor, ignoring the stares of the rushing teenagers. "Your daddy is absolutely nothing like Lyonel. Lyonel is a giant, sweet puppy dog. Your daddy is a terrifying Ice Dragon. And dragons don't like chaotic Wyverns like me."
Aegon, unaffected by the complex romantic metaphors, looked at Kat’s black bob wig. He preferred the silver-white hair that matched his own.
Aegon patted Kat’s cheek with his clay-dusted hand.
"Mama!" Aegon chirped loudly, his voice echoing clearly over the din of the hallway.
"Noooooo," Kat groaned, shaking her head rapidly, looking around to ensure no one had heard the slip. "Kitty, Egg. I am Kitty. We talked about this."
But it was too late.
Aerion, who was walking to form class a few feet away, froze. He turned his head, his eyes locking onto Kat and the baby.
He had heard it perfectly.
Aerion quickly closed the distance, falling into step beside Kat as she walked toward her art room.
"Kat," Aerion asked, his brow furrowing in confusion. "Why is Aegon calling you Mama?"
Kat winced, shifting the baby on her hip. She tried to deploy a casual dismissive excuse.
"I'm not entirely sure, Duck," Kat lied smoothly. "I think the white wig I wore might have set him off. He saw the silver hair, and his little baby brain just short-circuited and associated it with the word 'Mama'. It’s just a phase."
Aerion stared at her. He looked at the black bob she was currently wearing, and then he thought about the breathtaking image of her with the silver hair yesterday.
"Well," Aerion noted, a slow, calculating smile spreading across his ten-year-old face. "You do look exactly like you could be our actual mum when you wears that combo. With the odd eyes and the white hair, it’s a perfect match."
Kat paused, her blood running slightly cold at the accuracy of his observation.
"Right. Well," Kat muttered, clearing her throat nervously. "I might just avoid wearing that specific combination from now on, then. Don't want to confuse the gremlin."
They reached the door to the art room. Kat pushed it open, gesturing for Aerion to head inside.
"I have to get the register done," Kat announced, turning to the influx of her form students. "Go on, Duck."
Aerion didn't walk in immediately. He took a few steps backward down the hallway, keeping his eyes fixed on Kat.
A unapologetic smirk broke across his face. He raised his hand, offering her a jaunty, mocking wave.
"Bye, Mam!" Aerion yelled at the top of his lungs, his voice echoing loudly down the corridor for every single student and passing teacher to hear.
Kat’s jaw dropped in horror. The entire hallway went silent for a microsecond.
"You are not funny, Aerion Targaryen!" Kat hissed fiercely, her face burning a brilliant shade of crimson, entirely abandoning her professional decorum.
Aerion just laughed, continuing to walk backward, waving aggressively. "See you later, Mam! Have a good day at work, Mam!"
To make matters infinitely, catastrophically worse, Aegon, encouraged by his older brother's vocal support, threw his arms in the air.
"Mama!" Aegon cheered loudly.
"I am going to strangle both of you," Kat groaned miserably, burying her blushing face in the baby's shoulder.
She turned on her heel, marching back toward the music wing instead of entering her classroom.
"Right, that is it," Kat announced to the baby. "For that betrayal, you are officially Cooky Stool’s problem for the first period. I am dropping you in the music room, and I am going to sit in my supply closet and eat an entire packet of chocolate digestives in silence."
The other supply closet was not designed for human habitation. It was a cramped, dimly lit, windowless rectangle that smelled aggressively of turpentine, dried acrylic paint, and damp clay. The shelves were crammed haphazardly with bulk packages of cheap construction paper, gallon jugs of PVA glue, and a mountain of mismatched, crusty paintbrushes that Kat consistently forgot to wash.
Currently, it was also serving as a fortified fallout shelter.
Kat was sitting cross-legged on an overturned, heavy-duty plastic crate of modelling clay. The door was securely shut, the single, flickering fluorescent bulb casting harsh shadows across the cramped space. In her lap rested an open, crinkling packet of McVitie’s chocolate digestives.
She shoved a biscuit into her mouth, chewing as she stared blankly at a box of neon pink chalk pastels.
It was Monday morning. She had exactly forty-five minutes of a scheduled free period before her first class of the day arrived. Normally, she would use this time to grade sketchbooks, organize her lesson plans, or sit in the staff room or maliciously gossip with Markl.
But today, Kat was hiding.
Her brain felt like it had been put through a blender. She thought about Baelor, the stiff, repressed Shadow Minister, sitting on her newly purchased sofa the night before, staring into the fire and realizing, with existential terror, that he desperately wanted a greased-up mechanic to bend over a car and fuck senseless. She thought about Markl, her best friend, practically planning a wedding and a joint adoption with a man he had formally spoken to exactly once.
The entire Targaryen family was insane. They were a walking, talking, highly funded soap opera, and Kat had somehow been cast as the lead actress.
But the undisputed icing on the catastrophic cake was the tiny, silver-haired dictator she had unceremoniously dumped in the music wing ten minutes ago.
Mama. The word echoed in Kat’s brain, sending a jolt of panic straight down her spine. Aegon had called her Mama. He had yelled it in the hallway. And Aerion, the little shit, had heard it, processed it, and immediately weaponized it by shouting it down the corridor for half the school to hear.
"I am too young for this," Kat mumbled around a mouthful of chocolate digestive, dropping her head back against the cold, metal shelving unit. "I am a twenty-six year old art teacher with a fake identity and a chip on my shoulder. I am not a mama."
She let out a suffering sigh, brushing a few biscuit crumbs off the front of her top she had thrown on that morning.
She was bored. The supply closet was safe, but it was tedious.
Kat reached into the pocket of her pants and pulled out her phone. She unlocked the screen, her thumbs hovering over the digital keyboard.
She thought about texting Dunk, but her brother was likely elbow-deep in a transmission rebuild right now, completely oblivious to the fact that Lyonel was probably watching him from across the garage with heart-eyes. She thought about texting Markl, but the pottery teacher was currently teaching a class of Year Sixs how to operate a kiln without committing arson.
Kat’s thumb naturally, almost instinctively, drifted over the contact name she had saved with a small, frozen snowflake emoji.
Dictionary Boy.
Maekar.
He was undoubtedly surrounded by a swarm of highly paid executives, sitting in a glass-walled boardroom thousands of miles away, actively dismantling a corporate competitor.
He definitely won't answer, Kat thought, a smirk playing on her lips. The time difference.... He’s probably in the middle of a hostile takeover.... This is the perfect time to harass him.
Kat opened the text thread. She didn't hesitate. She began firing off messages in rapid, machine-gun succession, fully intending to be as annoying as humanly possible.
KAT: Are you conquering Asia yet, Dictionary Boy?
KAT: I hope the boardroom is beige for your aesthetic.
KAT: Just thought you should know that your brother is currently having an existential crisis about his sexuality and your youngest son is actively staging a linguistic coup.
KAT: Don't ignore me. I know you're just staring at a spreadsheet.
Kat hit send on the final message, tossing her phone onto her lap and reaching into the packet for another biscuit. She expected radio silence. She expected, at most, a highly formal, deeply irritated reprimand several hours from now.
Her phone vibrated instantly.
Kat jumped, nearly choking on a crumb. She picked the device up.
DICTIONARY BOY: I am not staring at a spreadsheet. I am attempting to decipher a logistics report that was clearly drafted by an incompetent.
DICTIONARY BOY: Explain the linguistic coup.
DICTIONARY BOY: And what is Baelor doing?
Kat stared at the screen, her eyes widening in surprise. He was actually replying. In real-time.
Before she could even begin to type out a snarky response regarding Aegon's new favorite word, the phone vibrated in her hand. The screen flashed bright, the incoming call interface replacing the text thread.
Maekar was calling her.
Kat’s heart executed a sharp flutter against her ribs. She swallowed hard, clearing her throat to ensure she sounded perfectly casual and unbothered, before swiping the green accept button.
"Hello?" Kat answered, her northern accent echoing slightly in the cramped closet.
"Katherine," Maekar’s voice bled through the speaker.
Kat actually shivered. The connection was crystal clear, but his voice sounded different. It wasn't the commanding, freezing baritone of the CEO she was used to. It was incredibly low. It was rough, gravelly, and dripping with bone-deep exhaustion that made him sound dangerously intimate.
"Wow," Kat breathed, entirely unable to filter her reaction. "You sound absolutely wrecked, Dictionary Boy. How are you holding up over there?"
On the other end of the line, sitting in a obscenely private dining room on the top floor of the Imperial Hotel in Tokyo, Maekar let out a suffering sigh.
He was sitting at the head of a long, polished oak table. Outside the floor-to-ceiling windows, the sprawling, neon-lit skyline of Tokyo stretched out into the dark night, the rain lashing against the glass. He had dismissed his executive team ten minutes ago, demanding privacy under the guise of an urgent international consultation.
He unbuttoned the suit jacket of his charcoal armor, loosening his dark silver silk tie, and leaned back in his chair, rubbing his bloodshot eyes with his free hand.
"I am tired, Kat," Maekar admitted, a rare concession of weakness. "I have not been sleeping."
Kat frowned, her teasing demeanor softening instantly into genuine concern. She shifted on her plastic crate. "Is it the jet lag? The time difference is brutal. Have you tried taking melatonin?"
"It is not the jet lag," Maekar corrected smoothly, his deep voice dropping a fraction of a decibel, practically vibrating directly into her ear. "I am accustomed to navigating global time zones. My circadian rhythm is highly adaptable."
"Then what is it?" Kat asked, confused. "Stress? The merger?"
"No," Maekar rumbled. He closed his eyes, the memory of the living room sofa flashing vividly in his exhausted brain. "It is because I miss the feeling of you laying on top of me."
Kat stopped breathing. The packet of biscuits slipped slightly in her lap.
The honesty of the confession hit her like a physical strike to the chest. He didn't dress it up in corporate jargon. He didn't hide behind his pride. He just laid the truth directly at her feet.
A furious flush of heat exploded across her cheeks, burning all the way down to her collarbones.
"Maekar," Kat stammered, her voice suddenly high and breathless. She desperately tried to inject her usual sarcasm back into the conversation to defend herself against the overwhelming intimacy. "I... I’ve literally only slept on you, like three times. One accidental sofa nap and two deliberate one. You can't possibly have developed a physical dependency that quickly."
"Three times was more than sufficient to adapt to the variable," Maekar countered effortlessly, a faint smirk touching his lips in the quiet Tokyo dining room. "My body has calibrated to your presence. The temperature regulation in this hotel suite is inadequate without you."
Kat let out a shaky, incredulous laugh, burying her blushing face in her free hand. "You are absolute rubbish, Maekar Targaryen. You're a billionaire. Turn the thermostat up."
"It is not the same," Maekar murmured.
"Well," Kat teased, feeling a sudden surge of confidence returning to her veins. She leaned her head back against the metal shelving. "If it makes you feel any better, I am currently having the absolute best, most profound night's sleep of my life in your master suite. Your mattress is like sleeping on a customized, heated cloud. It’s glorious."
Maekar groaned. It was a low, rough tortured sound that sent a jolt of liquid heat straight to Kat’s core.
"That does not make me feel better, Kat," Maekar rumbled, his voice thick with heavy, frustrated desire. "You are currently surrounded by my possessions. You are sleeping in my bed, utilizing my amenities, wrapped entirely in my scent. You have a tactical advantage. I, conversely, am sitting in a sterile environment holding a piece of cold technology. I have nothing of yours to keep me company."
"I text you," Kat pointed out defensively, though she was smiling. "I text you all the time."
"Texting does not count," Maekar dismissed instantly. "By the time you dispatch a message, I have already fallen into a brief, inadequate cycle of REM sleep, or I am trapped in a subterranean conference facility without cellular reception. I read your chaotic missives hours after the fact. It is a inefficient method of communication."
"Well, you're talking to me now," Kat smiled softly, tracing the edge of a biscuit with her thumb. "So, what are you meant to be doing right now? Didn't you say you were looking at a logistics report?"
"I am currently partaking in my scheduled lunch break," Maekar explained, checking his watch.
"Lunch?" Kat frowned, doing the mental math. "Maekar, it’s half-past ten in the morning here. Tokyo is nine hours ahead. It’s half-past seven at night where you are. That’s not lunch. That’s dinner."
"It is the first meal I have consumed today. Therefore, it is lunch," Maekar corrected stubbornly, his logic unyielding.
Kat rolled her eyes. "You are going to give yourself an ulcer. What are you eating? Did you order room service?"
"I am consuming a traditional, localized delicacy," Maekar stated. He looked down at the ornate porcelain platter sitting in front of him. It was covered in an array of incredibly expensive, painstakingly prepared, raw seafood. "It is an assortment of sashimi. Sea urchin, raw quail egg, and something that appears to be fermented kelp."
Kat’s nose wrinkled in immediate, visceral disgust. The memory of her own blue steak was entirely different; beef was acceptable. Raw sea urchin sounded like a punishment.
"Oh," Kat hummed, trying her hardest to modulate her voice into something resembling polite interest. "That sounds... nice."
Maekar paused. A rich amused chuckle vibrated through the speaker.
"You do not sound convinced, Kat," Maekar noted dryly.
"No, Maekar, it sounds vile," Kat admitted instantly, abandoning the pretense. "It sounds like you are eating the contents of a polluted tide pool. But I thought I would try to be supportive and nice, considering I am currently sitting here eating a packet of chocolate digestive biscuits."
"You are eating processed sugar for your morning sustenance?" Maekar sighed, the familiar, dictatorial tone returning, though it lacked any real heat. "That is nutritionally void."
"It brings me joy," Kat defended fiercely, taking a loud bite of a biscuit right into the microphone. "Anyway, why are you interrogating my diet? Shouldn't you be asking why I'm eating biscuits instead of actively teaching the youth of today?"
"I had assumed you were currently engaged in a free period," Maekar reasoned. "However, that does not explain why you are clearly hiding in an enclosed space with poor acoustics. Why are you not working?"
"I am on a free period," Kat confirmed. "But I am currently hiding in my art supply closet."
Maekar frowned, his brow furrowing in the quiet dining room. "Why are you occupying a supply closet? Is there a security threat at the facility?"
"No, there is no security threat," Kat groaned, dropping her head against her knees. "I am hiding because I had a argument with Aegon, and I needed to strategically retreat before I lost my temper. I dropped him off with Cooky Stool in the music wing. He is currently pounding on a xylophone."
Maekar blinked. He pulled the phone slightly away from his ear, staring at the screen for a second, before bringing it back.
"Kat," Maekar said slowly, attempting to process the absurdity of the statement. "Aegon is one year old. He possesses a vocabulary consisting of approximately four distinct syllables. How, exactly, did you manage to engage in a verbal altercation with an infant?"
"You don't need many words to have an argument, Maekar," Kat argued defensively, her northern accent spiking. "It’s about the tone. It’s about the sheer, stubborn Targaryen audacity."
Maekar let out another genuine laugh. He could picture it perfectly. He could see her standing in the brightly colored classroom, glaring down at the silver-haired baby, both of them refusing to compromise. It was the most endearing, hilarious mental image he had experienced all weekend.
"What, precisely, did you disagree on?" Maekar asked, leaning forward, resting his elbows on the oak table, abandoning his sashimi.
"I don't want to talk about it," Kat mumbled, her cheeks flushing hotly in the dark closet.
"Katherine," Maekar prompted, his voice dropping into that dark, commanding register that destroyed her defenses. "Tell me."
"We disagreed on my name," Kat sighed in defeat, picking at a loose thread on her pants.
Maekar raised a eyebrow. "Your name? Is he still insisting on calling you 'Kitty'?"
Kat paused. She bit her lower lip, staring at the box of neon chalk pastels.
"No," Kat answered softly. "He isn't calling me Kitty anymore."
"Then what is he calling you?" Maekar inquired, genuinely curious.
Kat squeezed her eyes shut. She refused to tell the man that his one-year-old son was currently running around the school calling her 'Mama'. She refused to give him that ammunition. The man had already ordered a ten-thousand-pound sofa and demanded her last kiss; if he knew Aegon was actively claiming her as his mother, Maekar would probably buy a private island and legally kidnap her before the week was out.
"Nothing," Kat lied smoothly, forcing her voice to remain entirely flat. "It’s nothing you need to know about. He’s just babbling nonsense. It’s fine."
Maekar didn't push it. He knew when she was evading, but he also knew that pressing the issue while thousands of miles away would only result in her hanging up on him. He would extract the truth from his older sons later.
"As you wish," Maekar chuckled softly.
"Anyway," Kat grumbled, eager to change the subject, "your kids are a menace. They are conspiring together. I can see them plotting. Daeron looks at me like I’m a tactical objective."
"They are intelligent boys," Maekar noted proudly. "They recognize a high-value asset when they see one. However, you will not have to endure their conspiracies alone for much longer."
Kat frowned, lowering the half-eaten biscuit. "What do you mean?"
"I mean," Maekar stated, a distinct note of triumph ringing in his deep voice, "that I am not going to be absent for as long as I originally projected."
Kat sat up perfectly straight on the plastic crate. "You aren't?"
"No," Maekar confirmed. He looked out the window at the Tokyo skyline. He had spent the last twelve hours ruthlessly dismantling the negotiations, completely overriding the standard, polite Japanese business protocols with Targaryen dominance. He was motivated by the desperate, burning need to return home. "Things are progressing significantly faster than anticipated. The opposition has already conceded to the primary logistical demands. I estimate the remaining paperwork will require no more than three, perhaps four days at the maximum."
Kat’s heart executed a joyous leap in her chest. Four days. Not ten. He was coming back in four days.
"Oh, thank god," Kat breathed, unable to hide the relief in her voice. "That is brilliant, Maekar. I can't wait for a break. Aegon is going to give me grey hairs before I hit thirty."
"You will have your break, Kat," Maekar promised, his voice dropping into a intimately soft register. "In fact, the moment I return and the jet lag is mitigated, I intend to take you out."
Kat paused, her brow furrowing. "Take me out? Like, to the kitchen? Or the garden?"
"No, Kat," Maekar corrected smoothly, leaning back in his chair. "I intend to take you on a date. A formal date. Just the two of us. No children."
The supply closet suddenly felt incredibly warm. Kat swallowed hard, her pulse racing. A real date. The six-month embargo dictated no sex and no kissing, but it hadn't explicitly banned romantic encounters.
"Okay," Kat agreed slowly, a small, nervous smile touching her lips. "I’m game for a date. But, Dictionary Boy, allow me to point out a logistical flaw in your master plan. Who is going to watch the kids? I am technically your contracted babysitter."
"I will simply hire external supervision for the evening," Maekar replied easily, accustomed to throwing money at logistical problems. "Or, I will instruct Baelor to manage them."
Kat let out a loud, ringing laugh that echoed in the small space.
"Baelor?!" Kat wheezed. "Maekar, Baelor would die. If you leave him alone in that house with Daeron, Aemon, Aerion, Valarr, Matarys, and Aegon, the man will have a heart attack before appetizers. He is incapable of managing that level of gremlin energy."
Maekar paused, considering the assessment. He pictured his older, highly strung brother attempting to enforce a bedtime on six chaotic boys.
"You are correct," Maekar conceded, a faint, amused sigh escaping his lips. "Baelor would likely perish. Very well. I shall hire a professional, vetted childcare agency for the duration of the evening."
Kat fell silent. She sat on the plastic crate, her fingers tracing the edge of the biscuit wrapper.
She thought about getting dressed up. She thought about squeezing herself into an uncomfortable dress, putting on opaque contact lenses, and spending hours sitting in a pretentious, Michelin-starred restaurant while Maekar fought off paparazzi and corporate rivals. She thought about the exhausting reality of hiding the Blood Wyvern in plain sight.
"Maekar," Kat said softly, her voice barely a whisper in the quiet closet.
"Yes, Katherine?"
"Why can't we just stay in?" Kat proposed, the suggestion slipping out before she could second-guess it.
There was dead silence on the other end of the line.
In Tokyo, Maekar Targaryen froze. He slowly lowered the glass of water he had just picked up.
"I beg your pardon?" Maekar asked, his voice devoid of its usual smooth confidence, stunned by the request.
"I mean," Kat continued, her northern accent rushing slightly as she elaborated, "why do we have to go out? We could just... make a den. Or be lazy on the sofa. We don't have to hire a stranger to watch the kids. We can just put them to bed, lock the doors, and stay in."
Maekar stared at the polished oak table. For the last nine years, every single woman he had briefly, casually entertained had demanded the pinnacle of luxury. They had demanded front-row tickets to the opera, exclusive tables at restaurants, and high-visibility appearances at charity galas. They wanted to be seen on the arm of the Ice Dragon. They wanted the exorbitant, expensive lifestyle he provided.
And here was Kat Hart. The one woman he was unconditionally willing to spend a fortune on. The woman he would buy an island for if she asked.
And she just wanted to sit on his sofa.
"You..." Maekar started, his voice thick with a wave of affection. He cleared his throat. "You would genuinely be happy to just stay in?"
"I would rather stay in, Maekar," Kat answered honestly, a warm, soft smile spreading across her face in the dark. "It’s cozier. It’s private. And I don't have to wear shoes."
Maekar closed his eyes. The beautiful, uncomplicated simplicity of her request hit him.
"We will stay in," Maekar agreed instantly, his voice a low, vibrating promise.
"Brilliant," Kat cheered, her chaotic energy immediately returning to the surface. "Because I have plans. Since you bought that ten-thousand-pound sofa, we are going to utilize it properly. We are going to build a blanket fort. I am going to bring an obscene amount of snacks from my flat. I’m talking Wotsits, Monster Munch, Haribo. We are going to eat absolute trash, and we are going to watch a terrible movie."
Maekar let out a rich, deep, happy chuckle that vibrated straight through the phone speaker and settled warmly into Kat’s chest.
"I will endure the processed carbohydrates," Maekar promised fondly. "I will even endeavor to consume a gummy worm."
"I'm holding you to that, Dictionary Boy," Kat grinned.
For the next twenty minutes, they didn't talk about the merger. They didn't talk about the kids. They just talked. They sat on opposite sides of the globe, sharing random, completely insignificant facts about themselves. Kat learned that Maekar had a irrational hatred of velvet textures. Maekar learned that Kat possessed a double-jointed thumb and was terrified of moths.
It was the most normal, grounded conversation Maekar had experienced in a decade.
The quiet intimacy was shattered by the harsh, grating klaxon of the school bell blaring directly outside the supply closet door.
Kat jumped, nearly dropping her phone.
"Shit," Kat cursed, standing up quickly and brushing the biscuit crumbs off her pants. "That’s the bell. My class are going to start tearing the art room apart if I’m not out there in thirty seconds. I have to go."
"Understood," Maekar replied, sitting up straight in his Tokyo dining room, the corporate armor sliding effortlessly back into place, though his eyes remained soft.
"Wait," Kat paused, her hand resting on the closet doorknob. She frowned, doing the mental math again. "Maekar, we’ve been on the phone for almost forty-five minutes. Did your lunch break just start or something?"
"My scheduled break ended approximately five minutes after I initiated this call," Maekar admitted smoothly unrepentant.
Kat gasped. "Shit! Did I keep you from work? Are there executives sitting in a boardroom right now waiting for you?"
"There are," Maekar confirmed, picking up his suit jacket. "They are currently waiting for my authorization to proceed with the asset liquidation."
"Maekar!" Kat groaned, feeling a sudden spike of guilt. "You should have told me! You’re going to lose the deal!"
"I am the CEO, Katherine. They will wait until I am finished," Maekar stated, his dictatorial arrogance returning flawlessly. "And no, you did not keep me from my work. I explicitly chose to remain on the line. I liked talking to you."
Kat’s breath caught in her throat. The casual sincerity of the compliment sent a fresh flush of heat to her cheeks.
"I liked talking to you too," Kat whispered softly. "I have to go"
"I will contact you this evening," Maekar murmured, his voice dropping into a low, husky register. "Okay, baby. Talk to you later."
Kat’s hand froze on the doorknob.
Her eyes widened. Her brain short-circuited.
"Did you just call me baby?!" Kat shrieked, her voice echoing loudly in the tiny closet, a furious blush exploding across her face.
On the other end of the line, Maekar let out a loud smug laugh.
"I did," Maekar admitted unapologetically.
"You are not a 'baby' kind of guy!" Kat argued frantically, her heart hammering against her ribs. "You are an Ice Dragon! You are a terrifying corporate overlord! You don't use pet names!"
"I am discovering," Maekar rumbled smoothly, "that I quite enjoy having specific names for you."
"Well, you keep calling me Katherine, and you know I absolutely hate that name," Kat grumbled, trying desperately to sound annoyed to cover the fact that her knees were currently trembling.
"I can stop," Maekar offered easily.
"No," Kat sighed, a small, defeated smile touching her lips. "I don't mind when you do it. It sounds different when you say it."
"Good," Maekar purred, the sound vibrating with dark, territorial satisfaction. "Go work, baby."
Kat rolled her eyes, incapable of handling the overwhelming amount of butterflies currently staging a riot in her stomach. She needed to strike back. She needed to deploy the nuclear option.
"Byeeeee, Dragon Daddy," Kat sang out, her voice dripping with wicked suggestive sweetness.
She didn't wait for his response. She heard the violent sound of Maekar actually choking on his own saliva on the other end of the line.
Kat hit the red end-call button, throwing her head back and laughing hysterically in the dark closet.
She shoved her phone into her pocket, took a deep, fortifying breath, and pushed the closet door open, stepping out into the bright, chaotic art room.
Her Year Sixs were already filing in, dropping their bags onto the paint-splattered desks.
"Right, gremlins!" Kat announced, clapping her hands together, her energy restored. "Get your portfolios out! We are doing peer critiques today!"
Before she could even walk to the front of the room, the doors swung open again.
Cooky Stool, wearing a violently neon green sweater vest, marched into the classroom. He was carrying Aegon on his shoulders, the baby clutching a plastic maraca.
"Kat!" Mr. Stool bellowed cheerfully. "The maestro has completed his percussive training! I return him to your custody!"
Mr. Stool lifted the baby off his shoulders, setting him gently onto the linoleum floor.
Aegon looked up. He saw Kat standing near the supply closet, her black bob framing her face.
Aegon dropped the maraca. He raised his arms, his eyes locking onto Kat with unwavering certainty.
"Mama!" Aegon shrieked at the top of his lungs, sprinting toward her on his wobbly toddler legs.
Thirty kids stopped unpacking their bags. They turned, looking at the art teacher and the silver-haired baby.
Kat stood perfectly still. She looked at the boy running toward her. She thought about the man in Tokyo who had just called her baby and the ten-thousand-pound sofa waiting in the living room.
Kat let out a defeated sigh. The Queen of the Gremlins had officially fallen.
She crouched down, opening her arms, and caught the baby as he crashed into her chest.
"Hi, little dragon," Kat smiled softly, kissing the top of his silver head. "Mama's got you."
The biting, freezing wind of the winter air whipped across the staff parking, kicking up swirling eddies of loose, powdery snow. The sky had already bruised into a deep purple-grey by the time the after-school art club officially concluded.
Kat wrapped tightly in Maekar’s soft black overcoat, practically jogged across the icy tarmac. She had Aegon balanced securely on her left hip, the toddler bundled so thickly in his yellow snowsuit he looked like a slightly irritated mobile starfish.
Trailing right behind her, his backpack slung over one shoulder, was Aerion. The ten-year-old was practically vibrating with relentless energy, unbothered by the plunging temperatures.
"Unlock the doors, Duck, it’s freezing!" Kat shouted over the wind, tossing the silver keyring toward the boy.
Aerion caught the keys flawlessly, jogging ahead to the Bentley. He popped the locks, wrenching the passenger door open.
Kat deposited Aegon into his car seat in the rear, clicking the five-point harness into place with practiced efficiency. She slammed the door shut against the wind and scrambled into the driver’s seat, her combat boots thudding against the floorboards. She immediately jammed the keys into the ignition, bringing the engine roaring to life, and cranked the vintage heating vents to their maximum capacity.
"Right. Heat. Heat is good," Kat shivered, rubbing her gloved hands together as she waited for the warm air to blast through the cabin. She had swapped her black bob wig for a simple, bright red beanie that covered her natural silver hair, unwilling to deal with synthetic lace-fronts after the long day.
Aerion strapped himself into the passenger seat, kicking the snow off his boots. He looked over at Kat, a slow smirk spreading across his face.
"Can we put the radio on, Mam?" Aerion asked, his tone dripping with exaggerated, saccharine sweetness.
Kat froze. Her hands stalled over the steering wheel. She slowly turned her head, her eyes narrowing into slits.
"I am going to leave you on the side of the A1, Aerion," Kat threatened, her voice a low, dangerous whisper. "I will literally open this door and roll you into a snowbank. Do not test me."
Aerion didn't even flinch. He threw his head back and laughed, a bright, ringing sound that echoed over the rumble of the engine.
"You wouldn't," Aerion teased, confident in his immunity. "You love me too much, Mam."
"I am reconsidering my affection by the second," Kat grumbled, throwing the Bentley into gear and peeling out of the parking lot slightly faster than necessary, the rear tires kicking up a spray of slush.
"Mama!" Aegon chimed in happily from the back seat, triggered by his older brother’s vocabulary.
Kat groaned, letting her head drop back against the headrest for a fraction of a second. "I am surrounded by tiny, aristocratic terrorists. You are a menace, Duck. You know exactly what you’re doing."
"I have no idea what you mean, Mam," Aerion replied innocently, reaching over to fiddle with the radio dial until he found a rock station.
They bickered amiably for the entire forty-minute commute back to the Targaryen estate. Kat threatened to revoke his dessert privileges; Aerion countered by threatening to tell his father that Kat had actively engaged in illegal speeding. It was chaotic, loud, and comfortable.
When they finally pulled through the gates of the estate, Kat noted that Thomas had already arrived. The Mercedes-Maybach was parked perfectly in the circular driveway, the engine ticking as it cooled.
"Right, out you get," Kat ordered, cutting the Bentley’s engine.
They bundled out of the car, Kat grabbing Aegon from the back. They marched up the steps and pushed through the front doors.
The moment Kat stepped into the foyer, Daeron and Aemon emerged from the adjacent cloakroom, shrugging off their crisp, navy blue St. Jude’s blazers.
"Kat! You’re back!" Daeron greeted eagerly, rushing over.
"Hello, Kat. Hello, Aerion," Aemon added politely, adjusting his glasses.
"We are," Kat sighed, kicking off her combat boots. "And I am entirely exhausted. My Year Sixs decided today was the perfect day to collectively forget how to mix primary colors. I need tea, and I need to collapse."
"You can collapse in the living room!" Aerion announced excitedly, practically bouncing on his toes. He pointed a dramatic finger down the hallway. "Look, Mam! Your new sofa arrived!"
Daeron and Aemon froze.
The two older brothers snapped their heads toward Aerion, their eyes widening in perfect, synchronized shock. They looked at Aerion, and then they looked slowly at Kat.
"Mam?" Daeron repeated, testing the syllable on his tongue, his brain locking onto the monumental shift in nomenclature.
Kat’s face flushed a shade of crimson. She glared at Aerion, who simply offered a jaunty, unbothered shrug.
"Ignore him," Kat hissed, shifting Aegon higher on her hip. "He’s being a massive dick. He’s been doing it since this morning just to wind me up."
"I am not!" Aerion defended. "Egg started it!"
"He did," Kat admitted begrudgingly, marching down the hallway toward the living room. "I made the catastrophic mistake of wearing a silver wig on Saturday. Egg saw the silver hair, his tiny baby brain short-circuited, and he decided to assign me the title. Duck heard him say it this morning, and now he’s weaponized it."
Daeron and Aemon exchanged a look of tactical brilliance. The universe was literally handing them ammunition for the Ten-Day Siege.
"Well," Daeron said slowly, a charming smile spreading across his face as he followed her into the living room. "If Aegon has decreed it, it is officially law. Right, Muña?"
"I agree," Aemon chimed in smoothly, taking a seat on the edge of the coffee table. "It is statistically simpler to adopt a unified familial title. Mam suits you."
Kat stopped dead in the center of the living room.
She ignored her new sofa that now dominated the space. She turned around, fixing her three older charges with a look of terrified exasperation.
"Okay, no. Stop. Sit down," Kat ordered, pointing a stern finger at the sofa. "All three of you. Sit."
Daeron, Aemon, and Aerion scrambled onto the deep, plush cushions, sinking slightly into the luxurious fabric. They sat in a neat row, looking up at her with identical expressions of innocent, weaponized adoration.
Kat set Aegon down on the rug, handing the baby a plastic block to keep him occupied. She crossed her arms over her chest, pacing a short line in front of the coffee table.
"Listen to me, you gremlins," Kat began, her voice dropping into a serious, entirely unfiltered register. "I know your father is currently thousands of miles away, and I know the last few weeks have been incredibly crazy. But you need to pump the brakes. You have known me for less than a month."
The boys stared at her. They didn't look chastised. They looked unconvinced.
"So?" Daeron shrugged casually. "What does time have to do with it? We know we like you."
"Time has everything to do with it, Dove!" Kat argued, her hands flying up in frustration. "You cannot just arbitrarily assign maternal titles to the contracted art teacher your father hired to terrorize his household staff! It’s inappropriate!"
"But you aren't just the art teacher anymore," Aemon pointed out flawlessly, employing his clinical logic. "You reside in the master suite. You coordinate our schedules. You actively manage our emotional well-being. And Father kissed you. The professional boundaries have been permanently dissolved."
Kat flushed, rubbing her temples. "Okay, fine. Yes, the boundaries are slightly blurred. But you cannot call me 'Mam' or 'Mama'. What if your dad brings someone else home next month? What if he actually starts dating someone his own age, who isn't a mess? You can't just throw that word around."
The three boys froze.
The playful, teasing energy evaporated from the room. Daeron, Aemon, and Aerion looked at each other, their eyes communicating a sudden serious realization.
Daeron leaned forward, his elbows resting on his knees. The twelve-year-old looked at Kat, his expression stripped of childish amusement.
"Kat," Daeron said softly, his voice echoing loudly in the quiet room. "Dad has never brought anyone home."
Kat paused, her pacing halted. She dropped her arms, frowning. "What do you mean, he’s never brought anyone home? He’s thirty-six years old. He’s a billionaire. Of course he dates."
"He dates," Aerion corrected, shaking his head. "But he doesn't bring them here. He never introduces them to us."
"And he certainly does not pursue them with the relentless velocity he has directed toward you," Aemon added, adjusting his glasses, his tone incredibly solemn. "Father's romantic engagements are notoriously brief. Historically, they last one, perhaps two dates. The longest he has ever maintained a non-marital liaison was one week. And that individual was a highly ranked corporate executive."
Kat stared at them. The air in the room felt incredibly thin.
"One week?" Kat repeated, her voice dropping to a whisper.
"Yes," Daeron confirmed, standing up from the sofa. He walked over to Kat, looking up at her with fierce, protective loyalty. "Kat, Dad is very, very different with you. You have to understand that. He operates on efficiency. If a woman tells him 'no', or if a business deal falls through, he doesn't fight it. He doesn't chase. He just cuts his losses and moves on to the next objective."
Daeron reached out, gently grabbing the sleeve of Kat’s oversized t-shirt.
"But you told him no," Daeron murmured. "You told him no on the very first day. You yelled at him. You refused his money. And he didn't move on. He went out of his way to get you here. He bought the entire art department. He bought a ten-thousand-pound sofa just so he could sleep next to you on the floor. He has changed his entire life in last few weeks."
Kat stopped breathing.
The monumental weight of the revelation hit her with the devastating force. She had assumed, operating under her own cynical, defensive programming, that Maekar’s pursuit of her was simply the bored, arrogant obsession of a man unaccustomed to rejection. She thought she was just a novelty. A brief puzzle for him to solve.
But according to his own sons... she was an anomaly. She was the undisputed exception to his thirty-six years of existence.
He didn't chase. But he was chasing her.
Kat swallowed hard, her throat painfully tight. A swell of terror and affection flooded her chest. The walls she had built to protect herself from the Ice Dragon were suddenly looking flimsy.
"I..." Kat stammered, unable to formulate a coherent response. She looked at the three boys, who were watching her with desperate, hopeful eyes.
She took a deep, shuddering breath, forcing the Queen of the Gremlins back into the driver's seat before she broke down and started crying.
"Right," Kat declared, clapping her hands together, a forced, overly bright smile on her face. "I cannot process this right now. That is an obscene amount of emotional baggage, and I am too sober to unpack it. I will unpack this later. With Baelor. Because he is legally required to listen to me."
The boys smiled, sensing her retreat but satisfied that the missile had successfully landed.
"Okay, Kat," Daeron nodded.
"Right. Homework!" Kat barked, pointing toward the kitchen. "Go! To the island! Textbooks out! I am not signing off on any recreational activities until I see completed mathematics modules!"
The boys scrambled toward the kitchen, laughing as they went.
Kat stood in the living room for a second longer, staring at the empty space. She looked at the soft charcoal sofa he had bought for her.
He doesn't chase, her mind echoed.
Kat squeezed her eyes shut, letting out a soft, helpless groan. "I am in so much trouble."
The next two hours were a whirlwind of forced academic productivity. Kat stood at the head of the marble kitchen island, ruthlessly drilling Daeron on algebraic equations, forcing Aemon to recite his Latin conjugations, and helping Aerion map out a geography project.
"Right, that is it. Pencils down," Kat announced at half-past six, collecting the textbooks into a neat pile. "Your brains are officially fried, and I am starving. We are ordering in."
"What are we getting?" Aerion asked eagerly, slamming his notebook shut.
"Chinese," Kat declared, pulling her phone from her pocket and opening a delivery app. "And we are not holding back. We are getting the works."
For the next ten minutes, they engaged in a contested negotiation over the menu. Daeron demanded crispy shredded duck and pancakes. Aemon requested vegetable spring rolls and plain chow mein. Aerion insisted on sweet and sour chicken balls.
"And I," Kat finalized the order, "am getting a huge portion of special fried rice, prawn toast, and an obscene amount of curry sauce. Done. Order placed. It’ll be here in forty minutes."
"Can we eat in the living room?" Daeron asked hopefully. "We never eat in the living room."
Kat hesitated. She looked toward the hallway, visualizing the her new custom-ordered chenille sofa that had literally just been delivered the other day.
"Yes," Kat agreed, her eyes narrowing into a fierce glare. "But if a single, solitary drop of sweet and sour sauce touches my new sofa, I will actively banish you to the garden for the remainder of the winter. I am not joking. You will eat over your plates like vultures."
"We promise!" the boys chorused instantly.
When the mountain of fragrant, steaming plastic containers finally arrived, they transported the feast into the informal living room. Kat orchestrated the seating arrangements like a military general, laying down towels over the cushions just to be safe.
"Right, grab your plates," Kat ordered, settling into the deep, incredibly plush corner of the U-shaped sectional. "Daeron, put a movie on. Something loud and devoid of educational value."
Daeron grabbed the remote, navigating the streaming service until he settled on Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse. The animation and hip-hop soundtrack filled the room.
The atmosphere was perfect. It was everything the Targaryen household usually wasn't: messy, loud, and warm.
As the movie progressed and the mountain of food was steadily decimated, the boys naturally, instinctively gravitated toward Kat.
Aemon, having finished his chow mein, placed his plate on the coffee table. He didn't retreat to his usual, isolated armchair. He walked over and climbed onto the sofa right next to Kat. The nine-year-old leaned against her side, resting his head against her shoulder, his eyes fixed on the television screen.
Kat didn't miss a beat. She lifted her arm, wrapping it securely around Aemon’s thin shoulders, pulling him flush against her warmth. She pressed a soft kiss to the top of his silver head.
Aegon, who was sitting on the floor gnawing on a prawn cracker, saw his brother monopolizing the prime real estate. The boy immediately abandoned his snack, demanding to be lifted. Kat scooped him up, settling the baby directly onto her lap, his back resting against her chest.
She sat there, anchored by the trusting weight of the two boys, consumed by the reality that she was desperately, hopelessly in love with this family.
At exactly eight o'clock, the front doors of the estate clicked open.
Footsteps echoed in the foyer, followed by the soft thud of a briefcase being dropped onto the antique bench.
Baelor walked down the hallway, loosening his tie. The Shadow Minister looked exhausted. He had spent the day fielding frantic, panicked phone calls from his solicitors, dealing with Jena’s hysterical, vindictive demands, and attempting to maintain his political composure in the House of Commons. His head was pounding, and his shoulders were aching with tension.
He pushed the double doors of the living room open, expecting to find the house silent, exactly as it had been for the last several years.
Baelor stopped dead in the doorway.
The room was bathed in the flickering, colorful light of the television screen. The smell of crispy duck, soy sauce, and fried garlic hung heavily in the air.
And in the center of the room, on the sofa, was his family.
Daeron and Aerion were sprawled across the cushions on the left, engrossed in the animated superhero film. And on the right, acting as the gravitational center of the room, was Kat. She had her arm wrapped tightly around Aemon, who was fast asleep against her shoulder, while Aegon snored softly on her lap, his little fingers tangled in the fabric of her t-shirt.
Baelor stared at the scene. It was beautiful... It was a home.
Kat turned her head, spotting him in the doorway.
"Evening, Pops," Kat whispered, keeping her voice low to avoid waking Aemon. She offered him a bright, welcoming smile. "You look like you’ve been dragged through a hedge backward."
Baelor let out a exhausted chuckle, stepping fully into the room. "The description is accurate, Kat. It has been a grueling day."
"I figured," Kat nodded, adjusting Aegon slightly. "I guessed what you’d like. There’s a portion of crispy shredded beef, steamed rice, and dumplings keeping warm in the oven for you. It’s not Michelin-starred, but it’ll hit the spot."
Baelor’s eyes widened in genuine surprise. "You... you ordered provisions for me?"
"Of course I did," Kat rolled her eyes affectionately. "Go grab a plate and bring it through here. The movie has about twenty minutes left."
Baelor hesitated, his aristocratic conditioning flaring. "I should likely consume my meal in the formal dining room. I do not wish to disrupt your recreational viewing."
"Don't be an idiot, Baelor," Kat ordered fiercely, her northern accent sharpening. "Go get your food and come sit down. Just... don't you dare spill a single drop of soy sauce on my new sofa, or I will end you."
Baelor paused, looking at the luxurious piece of furniture. "Your new sofa? I was under the impression this was Maekar’s purchase. The invoice was routed through the corporate account."
Kat’s eyes flashed with territorial defiance. "Fuck that. Maekar bought it, but it is my sofa. I picked it out. I sit on it. It’s mine. Now go get your beef."
Baelor actually laughed, a rich sound that eased the tension in his chest. He didn't argue. He turned and headed for the kitchen, returning five minutes later balancing a loaded plate of Chinese food.
He walked over to the sofa, sitting down carefully on the opposite end, far away from Kat’s strict spill zone. He ate his food in silence, watching the colorful conclusion of the animated film, feeling an incredible sense of peace settle over him.
He wasn't sitting in Jena’s sterile, silent townhouse, waiting for an argument. He was sitting in a messy, loud, comfortable room, surrounded by people who actually wanted him there.
When the credits finally rolled, the hip-hop track blaring from the speakers, Kat clapped her free hand against her thigh.
"Right! Movie over! Time’s up!" Kat announced, gently shaking Aemon awake. "Bedtime routines engaged!"
The boys groaned, the spell of the movie broken.
"I am taking the gremlin up for his bath," Kat instructed, shifting Aegon into her arms and standing up from the sofa. She looked at Daeron, Aemon, and Aerion. "You three have exactly one hour of free time in your rooms before lights out. You can read, you can play your games, but at nine o'clock, the screens go dark. Understood?"
"Understood," Daeron agreed, standing up and stretching.
The three boys gathered their empty plates, but before they headed for the kitchen, they initiated a routine that stopped Baelor’s heart.
Daeron walked over to Kat. He didn't hesitate. He leaned up, pressing a quick, affectionate kiss to her cheek.
"Night, Muña," Daeron murmured.
"Night, Dove," Kat smiled softly, accepting the kiss.
Aemon followed, adjusting his glasses before kissing her other cheek. "Goodnight, Mama."
"Night, Birdy."
Finally, Aerion bounded over, wrapping his arms around her waist for a tight hug before kissing her cheek. "Night, Mam!"
"Night, Duck. Behave yourself," Kat warned playfully.
The three boys grabbed their plates and vanished down the hallway, leaving Kat and Baelor alone in the living room.
Baelor sat frozen on the sofa, a dumpling suspended halfway to his mouth on his fork. He stared at Kat, his eyes wide with shock.
He had heard them call her the names at the waterpark. He had assumed it was a joke. But the kisses? The casual, normalized routine of affection? That wasn't a joke. That was a family.
"Katherine," Baelor breathed, bewildered. "Did they... they just kissed your cheek."
"They did," Kat sighed, shifting Aegon higher. She looked at Baelor, the playful energy draining from her face, replaced by exhaustion.
She remembered the conversation she had with the boys earlier that afternoon. She remembered the terrifying realization that Maekar had never brought a woman home before her.
Kat took a deep breath. She pointed a finger at the Shadow Minister.
"Baelor," Kat stated, her voice dead serious. "I am going to take this baby upstairs. I am going to bathe him, I am going to put him in his pyjamas, and I am going to rock him to sleep. It will take me exactly forty-five minutes. When I come back downstairs... I need you to have a obscenely large glass of whiskey waiting for me."
Baelor blinked, recognizing the sheer, panicked desperation in her eyes. "I... of course, Kat. I will procure the alcohol. Is everything alright?"
"No," Kat admitted bluntly. "I need to talk to you. Because your nephews dropped a psychological nuke on my brain this afternoon, and I am actively spiraling."
Baelor nodded slowly, setting his plate down. "I shall have the decanter ready. We both have significant... revelations to discuss tonight."
"Thank fuck," Kat muttered gratefully.
"Mama!" Aegon chirped loudly from her arms, patting her cheek with a sticky hand.
Baelor’s eyes widened again. He looked at the baby, and then he looked at Kat.
"I will add the 'Mama' phenomenon to the agenda," Baelor noted dryly.
"Please do," Kat groaned, turning and marching out of the living room, heading for the stairs.
The nursery was a sanctuary of warm, amber light and peace.
Kat knelt beside the tub in the en-suite bathroom, her sleeves rolled up past her elbows. She was losing a war against a mountain of lavender-scented bubbles.
"No, Egg, do not eat the soap!" Kat scolded gently, catching the toddler's hand just before he shoved a fistful of foam into his mouth.
Aegon giggled hysterically, slapping the water with his hands, sending a spray of warm, soapy water directly onto the front of Kat’s t-shirt.
"You are a menace," Kat chuckled, wiping her face with the back of her wrist.
She finished the bath quickly, wrapping the slippery, sweet-smelling baby in a hooded towel shaped like a dinosaur. She carried him back into the nursery, wrestling him into a fresh nappy and a soft, fleece sleep-suit.
She didn't just put him in the crib.
Kat walked over to the rocking chair in the corner of the room. She sat down, pulling Aegon securely against her chest, grabbing the warm bottle of milk she had prepared earlier.
The room was silent, save for the soft, rhythmic squeak of the rocking chair and the quiet sounds of the baby drinking.
Kat leaned her head back against the chair, closing her eyes.
The adrenaline of the day finally faded, leaving her exposed to her own thoughts. She felt the warm, trusting weight of the baby in her arms. She thought about Daeron, Aemon, and Aerion kissing her cheek.
And then, she thought about Maekar.
He’s never brought anyone home.
The words echoed in her brain, loud and terrifying.
Kat had spent her life running. She had run from foster homes. She had run from her identity as a Barlaeris. She had run from any man who tried to get too close, terrified that the moment they realized she was broken, they would leave.
She had initiated the six-month embargo because she genuinely believed Maekar was just playing a game. She believed he was a bored billionaire who wanted to conquer the one woman who had told him no. She thought she was protecting herself from an inevitable, devastating rejection.
But if the boys were right... if she was the only one... then the game was different.
It wasn't a game at all. It was real.
Kat opened her eyes, looking down at the sleeping baby in her arms. Aegon had finished his bottle, his eyes closed in deep slumber.
"What the hell am I doing, Egg?" Kat whispered to the empty room, a single, hot tear escaping her eye and tracking down her cheek. "I’m in so deep. I am so fucked."
She held him for five more minutes, simply absorbing the comfort of his presence, before she finally found the strength to stand up.
She laid Aegon gently in his crib, pulling the blanket over his shoulders, and switched the baby monitor on.
She wiped her face, took a deep breath to compose herself, and turned toward the door.
The Queen of the Gremlins had a Shadow Minister waiting downstairs, and they both had a huge amount of psychological baggage to unpack.
It was time to get drunk.
Notes:
If you’re living for Baelor’s impending whiskey truths, please leave a kudos and/or a comment!
Chapter 35: Chapter Thirty-Five: Scotch and Sisterhood
Summary:
In which Baelor receives gay homework and Kat learns about the Monk of Targaryen
Song recommendation for this chapter -
Castle on the Hill – Ed Sheeran
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
Upstairs in the nursery, Aegon was sound asleep, oblivious to the monumental, life-altering psychological warfare he had inadvertently initiated by loudly declaring Kat his 'Mama' in the middle of a crowded school hallway.
Kat stood in the center of Maekar’s master en-suite bathroom, gripping the edges of the cold marble vanity.
She stared at her reflection in the mirror. She had just finished a scalding hot shower, desperately trying to scrub the smell of classroom paint, cafeteria food, and lingering panic from her skin. She had stripped off her t-shirt and grey pants, changing into a pair of soft, worn-in black flannel pajama bottoms and a faded, oversized black hoodie that swallowed her small frame.
Her natural silver hair hung damp down her back. She looked at it. She looked at her mismatched eyes.
Mama. Muña. My current partner is right here.
The words echoed in her skull like a relentless drumbeat. The three older boys had kissed her cheek. Maekar had kissed her in front of a classroom. She was hopelessly entangled in this family, and the terrifying reality of it was making her physically nauseous with anxiety.
Kat squeezed her eyes shut. She couldn't go downstairs looking like this. She couldn't sit across from Baelor looking like a secret Targaryen clone. It made her feel too vulnerable, too exposed.
With a heavy, resigned sigh, Kat reached for the wig stand resting on the vanity.
She quickly braided her damp silver hair tightly against her scalp, securing it with a dozen pins. She pulled on a mesh wig cap, and then reached for her signature, vibrant red wig. She didn't bother styling it perfectly. She pulled it onto her head, hastily gathering the thick red waves and twisting them up into a messy bun at the crown of her head, securing it with a claw clip. A few stray red curls escaped, falling around her face.
She avoided her contact lenses. Baelor had already seen her real eyes, and she was too exhausted to poke at her corneas.
"Right," Kat whispered to her reflection, taking a deep breath. "Time to face the music."
She padded barefoot out of the master suite, navigating the dark, silent corridors of the second floor. She descended the staircase, her hand trailing lightly along the polished mahogany banister.
As she approached the ground floor, she saw the warm, flickering amber light spilling from the open double doors of the living room.
Kat pushed the doors open wider and stepped inside.
Baelor was already there. The Shadow Minister had shed his tailored suit. He was currently wearing a pair of dark navy silk pajama trousers and a soft, long-sleeved charcoal Henley shirt that clung comfortably to his broad shoulders. His hair usually tidy, was slightly rumpled, and he looked exhausted.
He was standing near the antique sideboard, currently pouring a generous measure of fifty-year-old Macallan single malt scotch into two crystal tumblers.
He looked up as Kat entered the room. He took in the oversized hoodie, the bare feet, and the messy red bun on the top of her head.
"I was beginning to wonder if you had decided to barricade yourself in Maekar’s quarters for the remainder of the evening," Baelor murmured, his voice a low, gravelly rumble. He walked over, extending one of the crystal tumblers toward her.
"I strongly considered it," Kat admitted honestly, accepting the glass. The amber liquid sloshed gently against the crystal. "But I promised you a drink and a debrief, and I don't go back on a promise."
"I appreciate your dedication to protocol," Baelor noted dryly.
"Before we do this," Kat said, holding a finger up. She walked over to the integrated smart-home console mounted on the wall near the doorway. "If we are going to unpack our respective psychological traumas, I cannot do it in complete silence. It makes me feel like I’m in a therapist's waiting room."
Kat tapped the screen, navigating to her own connected playlists. She selected a low-fi, moody, instrumental jazz and blues mix. A soft, rhythmic, incredibly atmospheric bassline, accompanied by the sultry wail of a muted saxophone, began to drift quietly from the high-end surround-sound speakers hidden in the ceiling. It wasn't loud enough to overpower a conversation, but it killed the silence of the estate.
"Better," Kat sighed, turning around.
She walked over to the sprawling, newly installed, ten-thousand-pound charcoal chenille sectional sofa. She dropped onto the far left cushion, pulling her knees up to her chest and wrapping her free arm around her legs, cradling her whiskey glass against her knee.
Baelor walked over to the opposite end of the L-shaped sofa. He sat down, mirroring her posture slightly by resting his ankle over his opposite knee, his posture stiff and guarded despite the silk pajamas.
They sat facing each other on the cloud of chenille. The fire crackled in the hearth. The moody jazz played softly in the background.
The air was thick with the weight of two people who had spent their entire lives running from vulnerability, finally arriving at a dead end.
They stared at each other for ten long seconds.
Kat opened her mouth.
Baelor opened his mouth.
"Do you want to start?" they asked simultaneously, their voices overlapping in perfect, awkward synchronicity.
Kat let out a loud snort of laughter, shaking her head. Baelor closed his eyes, a faint, embarrassed smirk touching his lips.
"Right. Jinx," Kat chuckled, taking a sip of her scotch. The burn of the alcohol was grounding. She lowered her glass, pointing a finger directly at the older man. "You. You go first. You've had years of repressed misery building up. My crisis is only about few weeks old. You have seniority."
Baelor stared at his glass. He swirled the amber liquid, watching the thick legs of the expensive alcohol coat the crystal. His brain, trained for decades in the art of political evasion, diplomacy, and secrecy, was actively screaming at him to shut his mouth. Do not confess your sexual deviancy to your brother's partner, his conditioning demanded.
But Baelor looked up at Kat. He looked at her mismatched eyes, shining with uncompromising, fierce empathy. She had packed his boxes. She had screamed at his wife. She had defended his sons.
Baelor took a slow, burning sip of his scotch.
"When I envisioned my eventual... liberation," Baelor began, his voice stiff, precise, and formal, treating the confession like a parliamentary address. "I always operated under a very specific assumption regarding my own psychological parameters. I have spent my life in positions of authority. I manage budgets, I manage urban infrastructure, I managed my wife’s volatility, and I manage my sons' futures. I assumed, naturally, that if I were to ever engage in a... physical, intimate relationship with another man, I would maintain that exact same trajectory. I assumed I would be in charge."
Kat nodded slowly, following his logic perfectly. "Makes sense. You're a control freak, Baelor. Just like your brother. It’s in your genetics. You like to drive the car."
"Precisely," Baelor agreed, his knuckles turning slightly white around his glass. "However. But a entirely different concept came to light. The idea of relinquishing the wheel. The idea of letting someone else take control."
Kat gasped loudly, her eyes widening in scandalous delight. She practically bounced on the sofa cushions.
"Oh my god!" Kat shrieked, leaning forward eagerly. "Did you get laid at work today?! Baelor! Did you hook up with an intern in a supply closet?! You sly dog!"
Baelor choked. He actually coughed into his whiskey, his face exploding into a furious shade of crimson.
"No!" Baelor barked, his political dignity shattering. "Good gods, Katherine, absolutely not! I did not engage in sexual congress at the House of Commons! Do you have any idea the security protocols required to—"
"Okay, okay, calm down, Pops, I was just asking!" Kat laughed, holding her hands up in surrender. "So you didn't get laid. Then how did this 'idea' come to light?"
Baelor closed his eyes. He needed to push past the embarrassment. He needed to just say it.
"Katherine... Kat," Baelor murmured, his voice dropping into a low, strained register. "May I be unapologetically blunt with you? Forgoing all decorum?"
Kat’s playful demeanor faded, replaced by solid respect. She nodded firmly, locking her eyes onto his.
"As blunt as you like, Baelor," Kat promised. "But only on the condition that I am permitted to be equally, ruthlessly blunt with you in return. No judgment. No politics. Just honesty."
"Agreed," Baelor exhaled.
He leaned forward, resting his elbows on his knees, staring down at the rug.
"Last night," Baelor confessed, the words tearing from his throat like pulled stitches. "After you and I spoke in this very room... I retired to my quarters. I was... agitated. The adrenaline of the day, the realization of my impending divorce, the conversation we shared regarding my sexuality... it left me in a state of severe physiological arousal. I was indulging myself. In my bed."
Kat didn't smirk. She didn't tease him. She simply nodded encouragingly, taking a quiet sip of her drink to let him know she was listening.
"Usually," Baelor continued, his voice tight, "when I require release, I utilize a very specific, sanitized mental scenario. The stable hand. I am sure I mentioned him. It has worked efficiently for over a decade. But last night... the fantasy failed. The mechanism broke. It felt hollow."
"Because you aren't trapped anymore," Kat observed softly. "You don't need the safe escape hatch. You're free to want something real."
"Indeed," Baelor murmured, a dark, cynical laugh escaping his lips. "So, I allowed my mind to wander. And it wandered... directly to the potter."
"Markl," Kat supplied, unsurprised.
"Yes. Markl," Baelor confirmed, his face burning hotter. "I imagined myself in his garage. And initially, the fantasy adhered to my standard parameters. I was in charge. I imagined... dominating him. Directing the encounter. Asserting my authority over his physical form."
"And?" Kat prompted gently.
"And it was effective, up to a point," Baelor swallowed hard. "But then, right as I was reaching the precipice of climax... my subconscious violently hijacked the narrative. The fantasy changed without my consent. Someone else entered the scenario. Someone who completely dwarfed me, stripped me of my authority, and forcibly took control of the situation."
Baelor paused, dragging a shaky hand down his face, unable to look at her.
"And I liked it," Baelor whispered, his voice cracking with terrified vulnerability. "Katherine, I didn't just like it. It triggered the most intense, explosive, devastating physical release of my life. The humiliating degradation of surrendering control... it broke me. I came so hard I saw stars."
Kat sat perfectly still on her side of the sofa. The smooth, sultry wail of the saxophone played quietly in the background.
She looked at the broken politician.
"Okay," Kat said slowly, her tone incredibly calm, casual, and devoid of shock. "So you liked it. What's the problem?"
Baelor’s head snapped up. He stared at her as if she had just sprouted a second head.
"What is the problem?" Baelor repeated, his voice rising in panicked incredulity. "Katherine, I am a senior politician! I manage a multi-billion-pound infrastructure budget! I am a Targaryen! I am not a bottom!"
Kat stared at him for exactly two seconds.
And then, she burst into a loud, ringing hysterical fit of laughter. She threw her head back against the cushions, clutching her stomach, nearly spilling her drink as she howled at the ceiling.
Baelor bristled, deeply offended by her amusement. "I fail to see the humor in my existential crisis, Katherine!"
"Oh, Baelor," Kat wheezed, wiping a tear from her eye. She set her glass down on the coffee table, leaning forward to look at the furious, blushing man. "You are such an aristocrat. You have absolutely zero functional knowledge of modern queer dynamics, do you?"
"I am aware of the biological logistics," Baelor defended stiffly.
"Biological logistics are not psychology, Pops," Kat grinned, crossing her legs. "First of all, there is absolutely nothing wrong with being a bottom. Period. End of sentence. Second of all, you don't have to pick a lane and stay in it forever. Have you ever heard the term 'switch'?"
Baelor blinked, his brow furrowing in genuine confusion. "A switch? Like an electrical conduit?"
Kat groaned, rolling her eyes. "No, Baelor. A switch. It means a person who enjoys both topping and bottoming. You can be dominant on a Tuesday, and submissive on a Thursday. You can flip the dynamic depending on your mood, or the partner you're with."
Baelor stared at her, processing the information. The rigid, black-and-white binary he had constructed in his head began to fracture slightly.
"I... I suppose that is logically sound," Baelor conceded slowly. "However, the idea of relinquishing control is still deeply terrifying. I believe I would only be capable of assuming a submissive role if I possessed a unwavering trust in the individual commanding the situation. If I felt entirely... safe."
"Exactly," Kat nodded enthusiastically, pointing at him. "That is exactly it, Baelor. You spent years with a woman who constantly attacked you, belittled you, and made you feel unsafe. You had to maintain control to survive. But if you find a man who makes you feel protected? A man who is bigger than you, stronger than you, and devoted to your well-being? Your brain is screaming for the opportunity to just let go and let him carry the weight for an hour."
Baelor swallowed hard, the accuracy of her psychological assessment hitting him right in the chest. It was exactly what he wanted.
"But," Kat continued, her eyes sparkling with wicked, chaotic mischief, "if the idea of total submission still freaks your political brain out, there is another option. A specialized demographic."
Baelor leaned forward, intrigued despite himself. "Another option?"
"Oh, yes," Kat smirked. "Baelor Targaryen, allow me to introduce you to the glorious concept of the 'Power Bottom'."
Baelor’s brow furrowed so deeply it nearly formed a singular line. "What the fuck is a power bottom?"
Kat laughed, adjusting her oversized hoodie. "A power bottom is a revelation, Baelor. It is the ultimate compromise for a control freak with a prostate. A power bottom is the one receiving... but they are entirely in charge of the encounter."
Baelor stared at her, his brain struggling to parse the paradox. "How is that physically or psychologically possible? If you are the one being penetrated, you are, by definition, the submissive party."
"Wrong," Kat corrected instantly, waving a finger at him. "A power bottom dictates the pace. A power bottom dictates the depth, the angle, and the duration. You are the one doing the demanding. You tell the top exactly what to do, when to do it, and how hard to do it. You essentially ride them into oblivion while barking orders. You are the CEO of the bedroom, you just happen to be the one taking the dick."
Baelor stopped breathing.
The universe seemed to screech to a halt. The rigid, impenetrable walls of his sexual anxiety collapsed under the monumental brilliance of the concept.
He could receive the physical pleasure of being filled. He could satisfy the visceral, biological craving that had driven his fantasy. But he wouldn't have to surrender his authority. He could command the giant. He could order the mechanic.
Baelor’s eyes widened. He looked like a man who had just been handed the keys to the kingdom of heaven.
"My god," Baelor whispered reverently, absolute awe radiating from his face. "That is... that is the most elegant compromise I have ever encountered."
Kat cackled, slapping her knee. "I knew you’d love that! It is literally designed for arrogant men in suits!"
Baelor grabbed his crystal tumbler, taking a desperate gulp of his scotch, his mind racing with new explicit, commanding fantasies.
"Okay," Kat announced, clapping her hands together. "We are officially assigning you some gay homework, Baelor. You need to educate yourself. I recommend you spend some time on the internet tonight doing some extensive, private research into these dynamics."
"I shall conduct a thorough literature review," Baelor promised, serious, already mentally drafting his search queries.
"And," Kat added smoothly, "if you need practical, real-world advice, you should really talk to another openly gay man. I’m just an ally with a loud mouth. You need an expert. I suspect Markl wouldn't mind explaining the finer points of power dynamics to you over a pint."
Baelor’s face flushed again at the mention of the potter, but he didn't dismiss the idea. The thought of sitting across a pub table from Markl, discussing the mechanics of power bottoming, sent a violent jolt of heat straight to his groin.
"I will... keep that in mind," Baelor murmured, clearing his throat.
"Good," Kat smirked, picking up her own glass. She took a slow sip, her eyes narrowing as she looked at the politician. The chaotic, predatory instinct of the Queen of the Gremlins flared to life.
"So," Kat purred, leaning forward, resting her chin on her hand. "You mentioned that your fantasy was hijacked. You said someone massive took over. Who was it, Baelor? Who was the stud you fantasized about that sent you spiraling into a bottoming crisis?"
Baelor froze.
He looked at Kat. He remembered the description she had given him last night. The towering height. The broad shoulders. The golden-retriever personality.
The clear blue eyes. "I would rather not discuss the specific identity of the phantom," Baelor deflected rapidly, his voice rising an octave in panic. "It is irrelevant to the psychological breakthrough."
Kat’s eyes narrowed further. She studied his panicked posture. She analyzed the timeline of events. They had talked about Markl. They had talked about the stable boy. And they had talked about...
Kat gasped.
She slammed her glass down onto the coffee table with a ringing clack. Her jaw dropped open, staring at Baelor in unmitigated horror and delight.
"Oh my god," Kat shrieked, pointing a trembling, accusatory finger directly at his face. "Was it Dunk?! Baelor Targaryen! Did you go to your room and wank to the mental image of my brother?!"
"I did no such thing!" Baelor barked defensively, his face burning a shade of crimson so dark it practically glowed in the firelight. He desperately tried to change the subject, waving his hands. "Katherine, please! We established bluntness, but this is a violation of international borders! I would like to transition the agenda! Let us discuss your problem now! You said you were spiraling regarding Maekar!"
"No, no, no, you don't get to run from this!" Kat laughed hysterically, ignoring his political deflection. She crawled across the sofa, closing the distance until she was sitting right next to him, poking him in the ribs. "You have a crush on my brother! You haven't even seen him! You literally jerked off to a verbal description!"
"I liked the way you described his... engineering enthusiasm!" Baelor protested weakly, swatting her hand away, though a helpless, embarrassed smile was tugging at his lips.
"His engineering enthusiasm," Kat snorted, rolling her eyes. "Sure, Pops. Soooo what? You been fantasising about him bending you over a car hood? ."
Baelor choked, burying his face in his hands defeated by her relentless assault. "You are a monster."
Kat beamed, throwing an arm around his shoulders. "I’m a monster who loves you, Baelor. And honestly? I am thrilled. If you and Lyonel ever somehow end up in a cage match for Dunk’s affections, I will happily sell tickets."
Baelor lowered his hands, looking at her with a mix of exasperation and fondness. "I assure you, I have no intention of battling an underground cage fighter for a man who does not know I exist."
"Well," Kat smiled, her tone softening into genuine, sisterly affection. "If you ever do decide to jump into the dating pool, and you want to find a protective giant who isn't currently oblivious to his own marriage... I know his type. I can help wingman... Wingwomen? for you."
Baelor raised his chin, his pride flaring defensively. "I am the Shadow Minister, Kat. I am perfectly capable of procuring my own romantic engagements."
Kat slowly raised a single, highly skeptical eyebrow. She looked at him. She looked at his silk pajamas. She thought about his years of repression and his terror of the word 'bottom'.
"Are you sure about that, Baelor?" Kat drawled sarcastically. "Because your game currently consists of staring at mechanics through glass windows and choking on your own saliva."
Baelor opened his mouth to deliver a scathing rebuttal. He closed it. He thought about the lawless landscape of modern dating apps and queer social dynamics.
Baelor let out a defeated sigh.
"Okay," Baelor conceded quietly, his shoulders slumping. "I... I might require some tactical assistance navigating the initial deployment phases."
"I’ve got your back, Pops," Kat promised, patting his shoulder firmly. "We will find you a lumberjack. Or a mechanic. Or whatever blue-collar giant you desire."
Baelor smiled, feeling an incredible sense of relief. He wasn't alone. He had an ally. A unhinged, messy ally but a ally all the same.
He picked up his scotch, taking a fortifying sip, and turned his full, undivided attention to the fiery-haired woman sitting next to him. The playful, teasing atmosphere evaporated, replaced by a serious focus.
"Right," Baelor announced, his voice dropping into a low, commanding register. "I have confessed my sins. My psychological landscape has been thoroughly dismantled and restructured. The debt is paid."
Baelor set his glass down, turning his body so he was fully facing her on the charcoal sofa.
"Now," Baelor demanded softly, his eyes locking onto her mismatched ones. "It is your turn, Kat. What did my nephews say to you this afternoon that has you looking like you are preparing to flee the country?"
Kat stared at her glass. She swirled the amber liquid, watching the legs of the alcohol coat the crystal sides. Her heart, which had been relatively calm while diagnosing Baelor’s crisis, suddenly began to hammer a frantic rhythm against her ribs.
She took a deep breath, forcing herself to look up and meet the politician's gaze.
"Daeron, Aerion and Aemon," Kat began, her northern accent entirely devoid of its usual teasing edge, sounding small and painfully vulnerable, "they dropped a psychological nuke on my brain right before we started their homework."
"Regarding my brother?" Baelor prompted.
"Yes," Kat nodded, her fingers tightening around the tumbler. "I was... I was giving them a hard time. I was telling them they needed to slow down. That they had known me for less than a month, and they couldn't just get so attached to me because Maekar dates all the time. I told them that he could bring a different woman home next month, and they needed to maintain their boundaries."
Baelor frowned, a look of confusion crossing his features. "Kat, what on earth gave you the impression that my brother brings women to this estate?"
"The tabloids!" Kat argued defensively, throwing her free hand up in the air. "The financial news! Every time I see a picture of him at a gala or a charity event, he has some gorgeous, polished corporate heiress or supermodel on his arm. He’s the billionaire Ice Dragon. He’s notoriously desirable. I assumed he was running a revolving door of high-end hookups."
Baelor let out a sudden snort of laughter. He leaned forward, resting his elbows on his knees, staring at her with an expression of amusement.
"The tabloids," Baelor repeated, shaking his head. "Kat, the media likes to run wild with Maekar’s image because he is wealthy, powerful, and intensely private. It generates revenue. But it is a complete and utter fabrication. My brother is practically a monk."
Kat blinked, derailed. "A monk?"
"He dates to maintain an image," Baelor explained, his tone shifting into his smooth, analytical political cadence. "He takes those women to highly visible, public events to satisfy the board of directors and the shareholders, projecting an aura of stability and normalcy. But nothing comes of it. The longest he has ever 'dated' an individual was perhaps a week, and I assure you, it was sterile. He does not sleep with them."
"He doesn't?" Kat asked, her voice hushed.
"No," Baelor confirmed absolutely. "He fundamentally refuses to subject his children to a rotating cast of transient women. He knows he will not see these women again, so he never, under any circumstances, brings them to this house. Daeron, Aemon, and Aerion have never met a single one of his supposed conquests. You are the first."
Kat swallowed hard. The boys hadn't been exaggerating. They had been telling the truth.
"But..." Kat stammered, her brow furrowing as her brain hit a glaring biological roadblock. "But if he’s a monk, and he doesn't sleep with the women he takes out... how does he have four children? With his ex-wife? I thought they were divorced years ago."
Baelor’s amusement instantly vanished. His face darkened, a shadow of bitter disgust settling over his handsome features. He reached for the crystal decanter resting on the coffee table, pouring himself another generous, neat measure of the Macallan.
He took a slow sip before answering.
"If I am to be entirely honest," Baelor murmured, his voice tight, "Maekar has only had a handful of one-night stands in his entire life that I am aware of. And, tragically, it has almost exclusively been with his ex-wife as a recurring, toxic partner."
Kat stared at him horrified. "Why? Why would he keep sleeping with her if they are divorced and he hates her?"
Baelor let out a harsh, cynical sigh. "Because she understands his weaknesses, Kat. She possesses the security clearance codes to the external gates, which he refuses to change because he believes the boys should theoretically have access to their mother if they ever requested it—which they never do."
Baelor swirled his drink, his eyes fixed on the fire.
"Approximately once a year," Baelor continued, his tone dripping with revulsion, "she runs out of the exorbitant alimony he provides her. She requires more funds for her ridiculous, vapid lifestyle. So, she bypasses the perimeter security late at night. She enters the estate. And Maekar... well. He is a man. A stressed, heavily burdened man. He usually walks into his master suite and finds her completely naked in his bed, waiting for him."
Kat’s jaw dropped. Her eyes widened in visceral shock. "Damn. That is... that is certainly one way to execute a financial negotiation."
"Indeed," Baelor grunted. "Maekar despises her. He loathes her personality, her greed, and her lack of maternal instinct. But..." Baelor paused, clearing his throat awkwardly. "He does enjoy fucking her. The physical chemistry was the only functional aspect of their marriage."
Kat felt a sharp unexpected spike of pure, territorial jealousy pierce straight through her chest. The thought of another woman—the woman whose beige, soulless clothes she had been forced to wear—lying naked in Maekar’s bed made her blood boil.
"So, what happens?" Kat asked, her voice tight, gripping her glass so hard her knuckles turned white. "She just shows up, they sleep together, and then what?"
"She spreads her legs, Maekar fucks her for a week to burn off his stress, and then he writes her a check," Baelor explained bluntly, entirely stripping away the aristocratic varnish. "Once the funds clear, she leaves. It is a strictly transactional, dysfunctional arrangement."
Kat felt physically sick. She looked down at the Persian rug. "That is so bleak, Baelor."
"It is," Baelor agreed solemnly. "And it is exactly what led to our current domestic situation. During one of those specific, transactional weeks nearly two years ago... Aegon was conceived."
Kat’s head snapped up. She stared at the Shadow Minister, her heart hammering against her ribs. "Aegon was an accident?"
"A catastrophic one," Baelor nodded. "When she discovered she was pregnant, she immediately informed Maekar. He, operating out of a sense of duty, offered to move her back into the estate and care for her during the gestation. He wanted to ensure the child was healthy."
"Let me guess," Kat sneered, a protective, maternal fury igniting in her veins. "She said no."
"She refused entirely," Baelor confirmed, his eyes flashing with remembered anger. "She remained in her London penthouse, living her usual lifestyle. We heard absolutely nothing from her for nine months. Until the day she went into labor."
Baelor paused, taking a long drink of his scotch, attempting to wash away the bitter taste of the memory.
"She called Maekar from the private hospital," Baelor said quietly. "When Maekar arrived, he walked into the recovery suite. She didn't let him hold the boy. She didn't let him experience the joy of fatherhood. She simply looked at him, handed the infant to a nurse, and told Maekar that she wanted absolutely nothing to do with him, or the baby."
Kat stopped breathing. Her hand flew to her mouth, her eyes wide with horror.
"But," Baelor finished, his voice dropping into a freezing, lethal whisper, "she informed Maekar that he owed her an exorbitant, eight-figure sum of money for the 'inconvenience' of carrying the boy."
"What the actual fuck?!" Kat exploded, the profanity tearing from her throat in a roar of pure, blinding rage. She slammed her glass down onto the coffee table, not caring that a few drops spilled over the rim. She practically vaulted up from the sofa, pacing aggressively in front of the fireplace. "She sold him?! She literally treated her own infant son like a corporate transaction?! Like a surrogate contract?!"
"Precisely," Baelor nodded, watching the fiery-haired woman pace with a fierce, protective approval.
"I will kill her," Kat hissed, her fists balled at her sides, her chest heaving with fury. "I swear to God, Baelor, if I ever see that woman in this house, I will literally strangle her with her own designer handbag. I will bury her under the floorboards."
"You would have to get in line, Kat," Baelor murmured darkly.
"So what did Maekar do?" Kat demanded, stopping her pacing and glaring at the politician.
"Maekar did what he always does," Baelor answered smoothly. "He operated with finality. He transferred the funds immediately. He took Aegon from the nurse. And he stood over her hospital bed and informed her that their 'arrangement' was permanently, irrevocably terminated. He told her that if she ever stepped foot on this estate, or attempted to contact his children again, he would ruin her."
Kat exhaled a long, shaky breath, some of the rage bleeding out of her posture. "Good for him."
"She did not take the rejection well," Baelor noted. "She threw a glass pitcher at his head. But she took the money, and she left. We have not heard from, or seen her, since that day."
Kat walked slowly back to the sofa, dropping heavily onto the cushions. The sheer, overwhelming tragedy of the Targaryen boys' childhood was staggering.
"So," Kat murmured softly, staring at her hands. "The older boys... Daeron, Aerion and Aemon. Are they used to her popping up once a year for her paycheck?"
"No," Baelor shook his head. "She formally left the household shortly after she gave birth to Aemon. The older boys know she exists, of course, but she was never a mother to them. When she would return for her 'visits', she actively ignored them. She treated them more like... inconvenient nephews. She was an auntie type, at best. A cold, distant relative who occasionally occupied the house."
Kat felt tears prick the corners of her eyes. She furiously blinked them away, refusing to cry, but her heart was breaking into a thousand tiny pieces for the silver-haired boys sleeping upstairs.
"That is so incredibly sad, Baelor," Kat whispered, her voice cracking slightly. "They have literally never had a mother."
"They have not," Baelor agreed quietly.
Kat pulled her knees up to her chest, resting her chin on them. She looked at Baelor, her expression filled with a raw, agonizing terror.
"This is exactly why I’m spiraling, Baelor," Kat confessed, her voice trembling. "I’m terrified. I am absolutely terrified because the boys are getting attached to me. They are actively claiming me. Do you know what they are calling me?"
Baelor paused. He remembered the waterpark. He remembered the kisses in the living room.
"They are calling you Muña," Baelor supplied softly.
"Yes!" Kat groaned, burying her face in her hands. "Aerion told me it was just a weird, affectionate nickname. Some inside joke from St. Jude’s."
Baelor let out a sigh. He set his glass down. He could not lie to her anymore. He could not protect his nephews' covert operations at the expense of her sanity.
"Kat," Baelor said gently, his voice carrying the weight of absolute truth. "Muña is not a meaningless nickname."
Kat lowered her hands. She looked at him, her heart skipping a beat. "It isn't?"
"No," Baelor confirmed. "It is High Valyrian. It translates, directly to 'Mother'."
Kat stopped breathing.
The blood drained from her face, leaving her pale. The air in the living room was suddenly suffocating.
"Wait," Kat gasped, her hands gripping the edges of the sofa cushions. "What?! Mother?!"
"Yes," Baelor nodded solemnly. "The boys have formally, linguistically claimed you, Kat. And Aegon has begun utilizing the English equivalent."
Kat felt a wave of panic wash over her. She pressed her hands to the sides of her head, staring blankly at the coffee table.
"I can't," Kat whispered frantically, her breathing shallow and ragged. "Baelor, I can't do this. I cannot let them do this. I am terrified because if Maekar gets bored of me... if this is just a phase, and he decides after his trip that he’s done with the art teacher... he isn't thinking about how the boys are going to be affected! If he throws me out, it’s not just a breaking things off with me. It’s abandoning them! I will literally shatter their hearts, and I cannot survive being the person who does that to them!"
Baelor stared at the selfless woman sitting across from him. She wasn't worried about her own heartbreak or about losing access to a billionaire's wealth. She was scared of hurting his nephews.
Baelor leaned forward. He didn't offer a polite deflection. He offered her the unvarnished truth about his brother.
"Kat, look at me," Baelor commanded, his voice ringing with authority.
Kat slowly raised her head, meeting his gaze.
"My brother is not treating this as a phase," Baelor stated, his tone incredibly firm. "Maekar does not casually check his phone for text messages during international integrations. He does not actively seek excuses to initiate cellular communication while sitting in boardrooms. He does not, under any circumstances, purchase a ten-thousand-pound sofa simply because a woman told him his lumbar spine was compromised."
Kat blinked, a small, involuntary, slightly hysterical huff of laughter escaping her lips.
"And," Baelor continued, his voice growing even more intense, pointing a finger at the floor, "he most certainly does not back down on his strict, draconian parenting protocols. Kat, in the past, if Daeron or Aerion had dared to throw a snowball at him, he would have instantly grounded them. He would have delivered a thirty-minute lecture on decorum. Instead, he joined in. He smiled. He laughed. He had fun."
Baelor leaned back against the cushions, letting out a long exhale.
"Maekar does not stop to check if his opinions matter to anyone else on the planet," Baelor concluded softly. "But when you are in the room... he cannot keep his eyes off you. He defers to you. He obeys you. You have conquered the Ice Dragon."
Kat offered a small sad, vulnerable smile.
"I hear you, Baelor," Kat whispered, her fingers twisting nervously in the fabric of her Nirvana t-shirt. "I genuinely do. But... I’m still scared. I’m terrified it’s just a novelty. A phase he’ll wake up from."
"Once my brother makes his mind up on a subject, Kat, it is virtually impossible to alter his trajectory," Baelor reassured her.
"I get that," Kat argued gently, her eyes dropping back to her hands. The deep, unhealed wounds of her past began to bleed to the surface. "But... I have a history with this, Baelor. I have a lifetime of experience with people deciding they want me, and then changing their minds."
Baelor frowned, pouring himself another measure of scotch. "Dating in the modern era is notoriously difficult, I assume."
"It’s not about dating, Baelor," Kat corrected, her voice hollow, devoid of its usual vibrant energy. "I’m not talking about boyfriends."
She took a deep, shuddering breath, preparing to expose the deepest, darkest secret of her life. She trusted the Shadow Minister. He had laid his soul bare for her; she owed him the same respect.
"I grew up in the foster care system," Kat confessed, the words falling heavy and cold into the quiet room.
Baelor froze, the crystal decanter hovering in the air. He stared at her, shocked by the revelation.
"I bounced through the system for ten years," Kat continued, her mismatched eyes distant as she stared into the fire. "Do you know how many times I sat in a stranger's living room, listening to a couple tell me how much they wanted me? How they were going to be my forever family? And do you know how many times I woke up a month later, packed my entire life into a black bin bag, and got driven back to the group home because I was too loud, or too angry, or simply not what they expected?"
Baelor slowly set the decanter down. He didn't speak. He couldn't speak. The sheer magnitude of the trauma she was describing was staggering.
"Thirty-five," Kat whispered, a single tear escaping her eye and tracking down her cheek. "Thirty-five different foster families took an interest in me, Baelor. And thirty-five times, they dumped me back. Thirty-five times, they decided they actually wanted someone else. Someone quieter. Someone easier."
She wiped the tear away angrily with the back of her hand, letting out a harsh, cynical laugh.
"The only people on this entire planet who have been a constant in my life, who have never, ever abandoned me or made me feel like a burden, are Dunk and Markl," Kat stated fiercely. "They are my family. They stayed."
Baelor stared at the fiery-haired woman sitting on the sofa. He felt an overwhelming wave of aching respect wash over him. She wasn't just chaotic; she was a survivor. She had built her loud, vibrant, uncompromising personality as a fortress to protect a deeply bruised heart.
"Oh, Katherine," Baelor murmured softly, his voice thick with empathy. "I had no idea."
"No one does," Kat shrugged, offering a weak smile. "Which is why I can't just jump into this with Maekar. I can't just trust him when he says he's serious. Because the moment I let my guard down, the moment I actually believe I'm safe... that’s when they send me back."
Baelor nodded slowly. It wasn't a game. It was a survival mechanism.
"Maekar would do absolutely anything to prove he is serious about you," Baelor promised gently.
"I know he would," Kat agreed, wiping her eyes. "Which is exactly why I set the boundary. I told him he has six months. He has exactly six months to prove to me that he’s serious. No sex. No kissing. If he can survive half a year of just... being with me, without the physical gratification, then maybe I’ll believe he actually wants me, and not just the chase."
Baelor blinked, his jaw dropping slightly. "You demanded a six-month physical embargo from my brother?"
"Yep," Kat nodded proudly.
Baelor let out a low, incredibly impressed whistle. "Damn. That is... that is exceptionally bold, Kat. Has he agreed to these draconian terms?"
"He has," Kat smiled, a warm expression breaking through the sadness. "He grumbled about it, and he practically begged for a final kiss before he left... but he agreed."
Baelor shook his head in awe, taking a large gulp of his scotch. "The man is hopelessly conquered. If he survives six months of celibacy while sharing a living space with you, I suggest you immediately begin selecting china patterns."
Kat laughed, reaching for her own glass and taking a long, burning drink.
The suffocating weight of the emotional confessions slowly began to lift. They had both bared their souls, and they had both survived. The scotch was flowing freely now, the tension dissolving into the warm, comfortable haze of impending intoxication.
"You know," Kat giggled slightly, the alcohol hitting her bloodstream, "Dunk did the exact same thing with Lyonel. It was insane."
Baelor perked up immediately at the mention of the giant mechanic, leaning forward with sudden, intense interest. "He did?"
"Yeah," Kat nodded, swirling her glass. "Lyonel walked up to Dunk at a car show, took one look at him covered in grease, and was like, 'Damn.' And then Lyonel actually talked to him. And Dunk is just... he’s the sweetest guy ever. By the end of a ten-minute conversation about brake pads, Lyonel just knew. He looked at me later and said that Dunk was the only man for him."
Kat took another sip, shaking her head in amusement.
"I always thought Lyonel was fucking insane," Kat laughed. "So does Markl! We tease Lyonel all the time about his whole 'when you know, you know' romantic bullshit. We always called it a massive pile of Hollywood horseshit."
She paused, her smile fading slightly into a look of quiet wonder. She looked around the dimly lit living room. She thought of the boys sleeping upstairs. She thought of Maekar in Tokyo.
"But..." Kat whispered, her voice dropping, "when I am with Maekar. When I am with the boys. I feel... I feel like I’m home."
She looked at Baelor, her eyes wide and vulnerable.
"And that absolutely terrifies me," Kat confessed.
Baelor stared at her. He set his empty glass down on the coffee table, folding his hands in his lap. He looked at the young, vibrant woman who was holding the emotional weight of his family in her hands.
"I have never been a romantic," Baelor began softly, his political cadence absent. "I do not inherently believe in the concept of 'love at first sight'. It defies logic."
He paused, a gentle, incredibly fond smile touching his lips.
"But," Baelor continued, "I will freely admit that when I look at you and Maekar together... I can say, with certainty, that you weirdly, perfectly fit together. You are the chaos to his order. And I have never, in thirty-six years, seen my brother look as relaxed and unburdened as he does when you are in the room."
Kat let out a soft, breathy laugh. "This is insane."
"It is," Baelor agreed with a shrug. "But life is inherently insane."
He leaned forward, looking her directly in the eyes, offering the hard-won wisdom of a man who had lost decades to fear.
"My advice to you, Kat, is this," Baelor stated fiercely. "Do not hold back because you are terrified of getting hurt. I did that. I held back. I married for duty. I hid my true self out of fear of scandal and rejection. And after twenty miserable years, I am only just now taking my life back."
Baelor’s eyes shone with tragic regret.
"If I had found someone who made me feel like I was home," Baelor whispered, his voice cracking slightly, "I would have jumped on that opportunity and I never, ever would have looked back. Do not waste your time, Kat. You are too vibrant for fear."
Kat stared at him, the weight of his advice settling deep into her bones. He was right. She was letting the ghosts of her past dictate the reality of her present.
"I'm still scared, Pops," Kat admitted softly. "But... if Maekar actually makes it through the six months. If he takes it seriously, and he proves he isn't going to bail..."
Kat smiled, a slow beautiful, hopeful expression. "I'll give him a real chance. A proper chance."
"He will do it," Baelor promised confidently. "Especially if you explain the reasoning behind the embargo to him. If you tell him about your past."
"I might," Kat mused, draining the last of her scotch. "When he gets back from Tokyo. I might sit him down and explain."
Baelor, feeling the warm, pleasant buzz of the Macallan hitting his system, let out a sudden uncharacteristic, inappropriate snort of laughter.
"Well," Baelor smirked, a wicked, tipsy gleam in his eye, "if my brother manages to survive six months of proximity to you without physical release, I highly suggest you purchase stock in latex manufacturing, Kat. Because when the embargo officially lifts, you are going to require a significant logistical supply of condoms."
Kat gasped, her jaw dropping open in shock.
"Baelor Targaryen!" Kat shrieked, bursting into a loud, hysterical fit of laughter. She slapped his knee. "You did not just make a dirty joke! You absolute menace! The Shadow Minister is officially corrupted!"
Baelor threw his head back, laughing loudly with her, abandoning his decorum. "I am merely offering practical, logistical advice!"
They dissolved into a fit of giggles, the heavy, emotional trauma of the evening completely washed away by the alcohol and the relief of their shared honesty.
They sat on the new sofa for another hour, drinking scotch and descending rapidly into the comfortable haze of the past-tipsy stage. The conversation naturally devolved from psychological breakthroughs into trashy gossip.
They began rating famous celebrity couples, aggressively debating the merits of various Hollywood marriages.
"Absolutely not," Kat argued, waving a dismissive hand. "They are entirely a PR stunt. They have zero chemistry. They look like two mannequins standing next to each other."
"I concur," Baelor nodded sagely, taking a sip of his drink. "It lacks authenticity."
Baelor paused, a juicy piece of gossip surfacing in his alcohol-loosened brain. He looked at Kat, a wicked smirk on his lips.
"Speaking of PR stunts," Baelor slurred slightly, leaning closer. "I overheard a rather fascinating conversation at the parliamentary gala regarding one of Maekar’s favorite corporate rival."
"Oh?" Kat perked up instantly, loving gossip. "Who?"
"Tywin Lannister," Baelor announced dramatically. "I was standing near the bar, and I explicitly overheard him informing Redwyne that he intends to formally court Lindsay Barlaeris."
Kat froze.
She stared at Baelor, her brain failing to process the information. Tywin Lannister. The ruthless sixty-year-old corporate dictator. He wanted to court her?
Kat burst into a loud, wheezing hysterical fit of laughter. She clutched her stomach, leaning over the coffee table as she howled.
"Shut up!" Kat gasped, wiping tears of pure mirth from her eyes. "Shut up, Baelor, you are lying! He must have been joking! Tywin Lannister does not court people! He annexes them!"
"No, I assure you, Kat, he seemed serious," Baelor insisted, slightly confused by her hysterical reaction. "He stated that the Barlaeris portfolio would perfectly complement the Lannister assets. He views it as a strategic acquisition."
"Of course he does!" Kat wheezed, falling back against the cushions. "It’ll be entirely for the company! He doesn't actually like her for her. He just wants the shipping lanes!"
"Well, yes, obviously," Baelor nodded, taking a drink. "But the age difference alone is staggering. The man is ancient."
"So? What about it?" Kat shrugged, still giggling at the absurdity of the situation.
"It is an insane gap!" Baelor argued, his sensibilities offended. "Tywin is pushing sixty-five. Lindsay Barlaeris is notoriously young. It is entirely inappropriate."
"Age is just a number, Pops," Kat teased, waving a hand. "I mean, look at us. Maekar is ten years older than me!"
Baelor froze.
The crystal tumbler stopped halfway to his mouth. He slowly lowered the glass, staring at Kat with wide, horrified eyes.
"Wait," Baelor breathed, his alcohol-addled brain suddenly doing the mental arithmetic. "Maekar is thirty-six. You are..."
"Twenty-six," Kat confirmed cheerfully.
Baelor stared at her. The reality of the mathematics crashed down upon him.
"Oh, fuck," Baelor whispered, his voice laced with profound, existential dread. "I am forty. That means I am fourteen years older than you."
"Yep," Kat grinned, popping the 'p'.
"I am fourteen years older than you," Baelor repeated, looking absolutely horrified, "and I am currently sitting on a sofa, drinking scotch, and aggressively gossiping with you like a teenager.... I nealy have a teenager that is fourteen."
Kat threw her head back and laughed, launching herself across the cushions. She tackled the man, wrapping her arms around his neck and ruffling his hair.
"Awwwww!" Kat cooed loudly, ignoring his indignant squawks of protest. "Don't worry, Pops! I can definitely take on another older brother! Or a Grandpa! Whichever you prefer!"
"Unhand me, you feral creature!" Baelor laughed, actively attempting to push her away, engaging in a clumsy, undignified play-fight on the cushions. "I am not a grandfather! I have exceptional cardiovascular health! I am still young!"
They collapsed back onto opposite ends of the sofa, both of them panting heavily and laughing uncontrollably.
Baelor slicked his rumpled hair back into place, a unburdened smile stretching across his face. He looked at Kat sitting across from him.
"I will be honest with you, Kat," Baelor murmured, his voice softening into a tone of deep familial affection. "I have always, desperately wanted a sister."
Kat smiled, her heart warming at the admission. "Really?"
"Yes," Baelor nodded. "For the last ten generations, the Targaryen bloodline has produced exclusively male heirs. It is an endless sea of testosterone and corporate aggression. It would be incredibly nice to finally have a girl in the family."
Kat stared at him, her eyes widening in bewilderment.
"What the fuck, Baelor?" Kat laughed, genuinely astounded. "Ten generations?! You literally only make boys?!"
Baelor offered a helpless, elegant shrug. "It appears so. Daeron, Aemon, Aerion, Aegon, Valarr, Matarys... We are devoid of feminine influence. Perhaps we are cursed."
"Fucked up is more like it," Kat snorted, shaking her head in disbelief. "That is a genetic nightmare. No wonder you lot are all so repressed."
Baelor threw his head back, his booming laughter echoing loudly off the high ceilings of the estate. Kat joined in, the sound of their shared joy filling the empty house.
Notes:
Do you think Dunk will actually be Baelor's "Golden Retriever" savior, or is Lyonel Baratheon going to have something to say about it? please leave a kudos and/or a comment!
Chapter 36: Chapter Thirty-Six: Acquisitions & Attachments
Summary:
In which the Maekar survives Don Quijote, and declares war on a stuffed fox.
Song recommendation for this chapter -
Midnight City – M83
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
The ultra-modern boardroom on the top floor of the Imperial Hotel’s executive annex was a masterpiece of intimidating architecture. The walls were constructed of seamless, frosted glass, the conference table was a polished black obsidian long table, and the panoramic windows offered a dizzying, vertigo-inducing view of the neon-drenched Tokyo skyline.
It was Wednesday afternoon in Japan. It had been exactly five days, fourteen hours, and twenty-two minutes since Maekar had last stood in his own living room, breathing in the scent of cedar and turpentine.
For the last five days, Maekar had been engaged in a brutal, exhausting, high-stakes game of international corporate warfare. He was negotiating the final complex details of a multi-billion-pound logistical integration that would cement Targaryen Enterprises’ dominance over the Asian shipping lanes. The executives sitting across the obsidian table—a dozen trained, fiercely intelligent Japanese corporate negotiators—were currently engaged in a rapid-fire, technical debate regarding automated port tariffs and fuel subsidies.
Maekar sat at the head of the table. He was wearing his flawless charcoal armor, a crisp white dress shirt, and a deep crimson silk tie. His broad shoulders were squared, his posture radiating the unyielding dominance of the Ice Dragon.
Outwardly, he appeared focused. He looked like a man who was mentally calculating profit margins and dismantling his opponents' supply lines.
Internally, however, the CEO of Targaryen Enterprises was distracted.
He was actually in a surprisingly excellent mood. The grinding pressure of the negotiations, which would normally have him snapping orders and radiating freezing hostility, barely registered against the warm, lingering high of the phone call he had taken forty-five minutes ago.
He had politely excused himself from the boardroom during a brief recess, stepping into a soundproofed glass antechamber to answer his private phone. He had known, based on the rigid calculation of the nine-hour time difference, that it was roughly eight-thirty in the morning back home.
Kat had called him during her first free period at King’s Row Academy.
Just the memory of her voice—slightly raspy from the morning, thick with her comforting northern accent—was enough to ease the persistent, dull ache of tension at the base of his skull.
"Dictionary Boy," she had greeted him, the sound of a ceramic mug clinking against a wooden desk echoing through the speaker. "Tell me you aren't currently crushing the souls of innocent businessmen."
"I am only crushing the souls of the deeply guilty and financially incompetent, Katherine," Maekar had replied smoothly, staring out at the Tokyo rain. "How is the perimeter?"
"The perimeter is secure, though the gremlins are exhausting," Kat had sighed, though the deep, unmistakable fondness in her voice ruined the complaint.
For thirty minutes, while multi-national executives waited nervously for his return, Maekar had simply stood in the glass box and listened to her talk. She had given him a comprehensive detailed domestic briefing.
She told him about Aerion. The ten-year-old had apparently mastered a complex polyrhythm on the drums the previous evening, deafening the entire East Wing for an hour. "He’s actually a prodigy, Maekar," Kat had beamed through the phone. "I’m going to have to buy him a decent set of ear protection, but he’s brilliant."
She had told him about Daeron. They had spent two hours sitting cross-legged on the floor of the living room with Kat the night before. They hadn't watched television. They had just sat together, completely silent, sketching in their respective drawing pads. "He showed me the digital rendering of the flaming skull again," Kat had whispered, her voice softening. "He added the gradient shadows I told him about. He’s so talented, Maekar. He just needs someone to tell him it’s okay to not be perfect."
And she had told him about Aemon. The quiet intelligent one, who usually preferred the isolation of his history books, had requested a bedtime story. "We compromised," Kat had laughed. "He read me three chapters of a biography on the Romanov dynasty, and I did all the dramatic voices for the assassinations. He fell asleep holding the book."
Maekar had listened to her recount the mundane, beautiful details of his children's lives, and a heavy knot of profound longing had formed in his throat.
Before he had left for Tokyo, Kat had officially implemented a new household schedule. She had made it a mandatory requirement that every single night, after dinner and homework, the entire family had to gather in the living room. They would throw blankets over the new sofa he had purchased. They would watch a movie, or a terrible reality television show, and they would simply... cuddle. They would pile together, absorbing each other's presence, existing as a family, before Kat ushered Aegon upstairs for his bath and granted the older boys their free hour before lights out.
Maekar sat at the head of the table in Tokyo, his eyes tracking the flashing laser pointer of a Japanese executive presenting a PowerPoint on fuel expenditures, and he felt a agonizing spike of pure jealousy.
He was annoyed. He was deeply frustrated that he was sitting in a room six thousand miles away, while another man—even if it was his own brother—got to sit on that sofa and experience the cozy warmth of those evenings.
These corporate deployments used to be a reprieve.
For the last ten years, flying to Tokyo, or New York, or Singapore, had been the only times Maekar had actually been able to breathe. Escaping the suffocating, silent misery of the Targaryen estate—escaping the ghosts of Jena’s screaming fits and the crushing pressure of raising four traumatized boys alone—had been a relief. He used to sit in these very hotel suites, drinking expensive scotch in uninterrupted silence, enjoying the lack of domestic anxiety. He had never had to worry about his family or his image, because his family was secured by elite nannies and his image was flawless.
But now? Now, the silence of the luxury hotel suite felt like a physical punishment. It felt empty. He didn't want to be in Tokyo. He wanted to be on the floor of his living room, covered in throw blankets, listening to Kat loudly critique the plot holes in a superhero movie while Aegon slept on his chest.
Maekar shifted slightly in his leather executive chair. He reached his hand into the inner breast pocket of his suit jacket, his fingers brushing against the cool, smooth metal and glass of his phone.
He didn't pull it out. He didn't need to. The images were already permanently burned into his retinas.
If the distance and the time difference weren't agonizing enough, Daeron, Aemon, and Aerion had engaged in a relentless coordinated, devastating campaign of psychological warfare.
They were torturing him.
They were actively, intentionally flooding his messages with an endless stream of photographs and videos, explicitly designed to highlight exactly what he was missing.
The first missile had landed Saturday afternoon, right in the middle of a contentious negotiation regarding dockworker union contracts.
His phone had buzzed. It was a message from Daeron.
Maekar had discreetly unlocked his screen beneath the edge of the conference table, expecting a question about a homework assignment or a logistical request.
Instead, he had opened a high-definition, beautifully composed photograph taken at the indoor waterpark.
Maekar’s brain had short-circuited.
He had seen Kat. She was sitting on a lounger, wearing a pink and white bikini that contrasted violently with the pale, flawless skin of her stomach and thighs. But it wasn't the swimwear that had paralyzed him. It was her hair.
Her hair wasn't the red he was used to. Her hair was Valyrian silver hair—the exact same shade as his own, the exact same shade as his sons'—was cascading wet and heavy over her bare shoulders to her hips. She had her arm wrapped securely around Aegon, pressing a kiss to the baby's wet cheek, smiling a radiant smile. She was surrounded by Daeron, Aemon, Aerion, Valarr, and Matarys, all of them wet and laughing.
Even Baelor was in the frame, looking relaxed and happy.
But Maekar hadn't been able to look away from Kat. With the silver hair, the pale skin, and the baby on her lap, she didn't look like a contracted employee. She didn't look like a street artist.
She looked like their true mother. She looked like a Valyrian queen holding her heirs.
The visual impact had been so staggering, so violently, overwhelmingly emotional, that Maekar had actually lost his breath. He had gripped the edge of his phone so tightly the chassis had creaked. He had felt a burning tightness in his throat, a physical reaction so intense and unguarded that he knew, with certainty, he could not allow his corporate rivals to witness it.
“Excuse me,” Maekar had ground out, his voice harsh and clipped, abruptly standing up from the conference table.
He had walked out of the boardroom, ignoring the startled, bewildered stares of the Japanese executives. He had locked himself inside the executive restroom down the hall, bracing his hands against the marble sink, staring at his own reflection as he desperately fought to bring his breathing and his racing heart rate back under control. It had taken him ten full minutes to compose himself enough to return to the negotiations.
The boys hadn't stopped there.
Sunday, Aerion had sent a video. It was compressed, slightly shaky footage taken inside Markl’s dilapidated, corrugated metal garage.
Maekar had watched, mesmerized, as Kat and the pottery teacher engaged in a ridiculous exaggerated, completely off-key dance routine to a song from Grease. Kat had been wearing an absurd, oversized yellow pigtail wig, laughing so hard she was nearly doubling over, sliding across the grease-stained concrete floor with Markl holding her hand.
It was ridiculous. It was joyful. It was everything his life had lacked for thirty-six years.
But what had truly arrested Maekar’s attention in that video wasn't the dancing. It was the background.
Visible through the glass wall of the conservatory, sitting in a wicker chair, was Baelor. Maekar had zoomed in on his older brother. Baelor hadn't been looking at Kat. He had been staring at Markl. And the look on the man's face—the wide, paralyzed, captivated, blatantly thirsting stare—had been unmistakable. Baelor, a man who had spent years buried in a miserable, toxic marriage to a woman, was looking at the grease-covered pottery teacher with an expression of sexual panic.
But beneath the panic, Baelor had looked... happy. He had looked alive. The shadows that usually followed the politician had lifted.
Maekar had watched the video three times in his hotel suite, shaking his head in bewildered amusement. The art teacher hadn't just saved his sons; she was inadvertently resurrecting his brother.
And then, this morning, right before he had walked into this final boardroom meeting, the ultimate weapon had been deployed.
Daeron had sent a photograph taken the night before.
It was a selfie, taken from a high angle. Kat was lying flat on her back on the sofa, buried beneath a tangled mountain of Targaryens. Daeron, Aemon, and Aerion were literally dog-piled on top of her, their limbs tangled together. Aegon was sitting directly on Kat’s forehead, clutching a fistful of her red hair.
Every single person in the frame was pulling a ridiculous, highly exaggerated, cross-eyed, tongue-sticking-out silly face.
Historically, Maekar Targaryen despised such behavior. He despised undignified photographs. He demanded perfect posture, serious expressions, and absolute aristocratic decorum. If his sons had ever attempted to take a photograph like that with Jena, she would have screamed at them for ruining her designer clothing.
But looking at that photograph—looking at the way Kat was laughing so hard her eyes were squinted shut, entirely unbothered by the fact that three heavy pre-teens were crushing her ribs and a baby was sitting on her face—Maekar hadn't felt an ounce of disapproval.
He adored it. He cherished it with a fierce, burning intensity that defied all logic.
He hadn't just saved the image. He had immediately opened his phone settings. He had taken the breathtaking, firelit photo of him and Kat sleeping on the sofa and secured it as his permanent Home Screen, hidden safely behind his security passcode.
And then, he had set the chaotic, ridiculous, beautiful dog-pile photograph as his Lock Screen. Every single time he tapped his phone to check the time or read an email, he was greeted by the messy, perfect reality of the family she was building for him.
"Targaryen-san," a polite, heavily accented voice broke through his internal reverie.
Maekar blinked, his eyes snapping back into focus.
The lead Japanese negotiator, a distinguished, gray-haired executive named Takahashi, was looking at him across the table, offering a respectful bow of his head.
"We have reviewed the final stipulations regarding the automated freight routing," Takahashi announced, his tone conveying albeit slightly terrified, surrender. "Your terms are exacting, but they are fair. We concede the majority share of the terminal operations to Targaryen Enterprises. We are prepared to finalize the integration."
Maekar didn't smile. He didn't exhibit a single flash of triumphant arrogance. He simply gave a slow, measured, respectful nod of his own head.
"I appreciate your diligence, Takahashi-san," Maekar rumbled, his deep baritone vibrating in the quiet boardroom. "This integration will prove to be exceptionally lucrative for both of our entities. The efficiency of the global supply chain requires ruthless optimization. You have made the correct decision."
The tension in the room instantly evaporated, replaced by a collective, sigh of relief from the assembled executives. The war was over. The Ice Dragon had won, as he always did.
The lawyers and administrative aides immediately began bustling around the table, distributing the phone-book-sized stacks of legal contracts for the final signatures.
Maekar uncapped his solid-gold Montblanc fountain pen. He signed his name with sharp, aggressive, illegible slashes of black ink, securing billions of pounds in assets and solidifying his empire's dominance over the Pacific lanes.
It took twenty minutes to execute the final protocols.
When the last document was signed and sealed, Takahashi stood up, offering another deep bow.
"It has been a profound honor to conduct business with you, Targaryen-san," Takahashi stated formally. "To celebrate the successful integration, my associates and I would be deeply honored if you would join us this evening. We have secured a private dining room at a exclusive, traditional Ryotei in Ginza. The sake is exceptional, and the geisha entertainment is unparalleled."
Historically, Maekar would have accepted. He would have viewed the post-negotiation dinner as a necessary, strategic obligation to cement the corporate relationship. He would have sat in the opulent restaurant, drinking expensive rice wine, engaging in polite, guarded conversation until midnight, before retreating to his hotel suite to drink himself to sleep.
But as Maekar looked at Takahashi, the gold fountain pen still resting in his hand, he felt no desire to engage in corporate pleasantries.
He didn't want to drink sake. He didn't want to watch traditional entertainment.
He wanted to go shopping.
Maekar stood up from his chair, buttoning his charcoal suit jacket with a smooth, fluid motion. He drew himself up to his full six-foot-five height, towering over the Japanese executives.
He offered them a polite, flawlessly executed, culturally appropriate bow.
"I am deeply humbled by your invitation, Takahashi-san," Maekar replied, his tone smooth, respectful, but uncompromising. "However, I must respectfully decline. My presence is required elsewhere this evening. I have a critical, time-sensitive personal engagement that I cannot delay."
Takahashi blinked, clearly surprised by the rejection, but he was far too polite to press the issue with a man as powerful as Maekar Targaryen.
"We understand completely, Targaryen-san," Takahashi nodded. "We wish you a safe and prosperous journey back home."
"Arigatou gozaimasu," Maekar replied flawlessly, his Japanese pronunciation perfect, a remnant of his extensive education.
He didn't linger to shake hands or exchange pleasantries. He turned on his heel, his long legs eating up the distance as he strode out of the glass boardroom, leaving his own executive team to handle the cleanup and the filing.
Maekar stepped into the private executive elevator, hitting the button for the ground floor lobby.
He was officially off the clock. The Tokyo integration was secured. He had exactly thirty-six hours before his private jet was scheduled to depart from Haneda Airport to return him home.
He pulled his phone from his pocket. The screen flared to life, illuminating the dog-pile photograph. Maekar stared at Kat’s laughing face, squashed beneath the weight of his sons.
A slow smile touched his lips.
Five red items, the demanding voice of the art teacher echoed in his memory. Under fifteen pounds total.
It was the most absurd, ridiculous, entirely un-corporate challenge he had ever received in his life. Fifteen pounds. In Tokyo. He couldn't even buy a cup of artisan coffee in the hotel lobby for fifteen pounds. He was a man who casually authorized ten-million-pound wire transfers without blinking. The concept of extreme, budget-conscious bargain hunting was entirely alien to him.
But Kat had issued a challenge. And the Ice Dragon did not fail.
The elevator doors chimed and slid open, revealing the marble-floored lobby of the Imperial Hotel.
Maekar strode past the bowing concierges and bellhops. He pushed through the revolving doors, stepping out into the damp, neon-soaked evening of Tokyo.
The rain had stopped, leaving the streets slick and reflective. The city was violently colorful maze of towering skyscrapers, flashing billboards, and millions of rushing pedestrians.
Maekar stood on the pavement. He didn't signal for his waiting, black-car chauffeur. He didn't direct his security detail to escort him to the high-end, obscenely expensive designer boutiques of Ginza or Omotesando. There were no Rolex watches or Hermès scarves that could satisfy the parameters of this specific mission.
He needed cheap. He needed weird.
Maekar adjusted his silk tie, pulling his overcoat tighter against the evening chill. He pulled his phone out, quickly calculating the current exchange rate. Fifteen pounds equated to approximately two thousand, nine hundred Japanese Yen.
2,900 Yen, Maekar mentally locked the budget parameter into his brain.
He began to walk.
He walked past the luxury districts entirely, his long, purposeful strides carrying him toward the dense, labyrinthine, hyper-energetic streets of Akihabara alleyways of Shibuya.
Thirty minutes later, the CEO of a multi-billion-pound global conglomerate was standing in the center of a violently loud, incredibly crowded Don Quijote discount store.
The visual and auditory assault was staggering. The store was a towering maze of narrow aisles, packed floor-to-ceiling with an impossible, disjointed array of merchandise. Neon signs flashed aggressively. A loud, repetitive, high-pitched jingle blared endlessly from the overhead speakers. Teenagers, tourists, and exhausted office workers shoved past him, oblivious to the fact that the towering, silver-haired foreigner in the suit was a man who could likely purchase the entire retail chain with a single phone call.
Maekar stood frozen in the middle of an aisle dedicated to bizarrely flavored Kit-Kats and novelty socks.
He felt entirely out of his depth. This was not a hostile takeover. This was an active combat zone.
He took a slow, deep breath, centering himself. He was a tactician. He needed to execute the mission parameters.
Five red items for Kat. Five green items for Daeron. Five items of historical significance for Aemon. Something for Aerion. Something for Aegon.
Maekar grabbed a small, bright yellow plastic shopping basket. He gripped the handles tightly, his eyes narrowing with focus as he began his sweep of the discount store.
He moved methodically, utilizing the same ruthless efficiency he applied to auditing corporate accounts.
He hit the electronics and novelty aisle first. He needed red. Cheap red.
His eyes scanned the overwhelming array of plastic trinkets. He bypassed the cheap phone cases and the novelty lighters. And then, he spotted it.
Hanging on a peg was a small, bright red detailed plastic keychain. It wasn't a standard keychain. It was a miniature, functional, incredibly loud bicycle bell. It was completely absurd. It was entirely useless. It was exactly the sort of annoying item Kat would attach to her tote bag simply to irritate him during staff meetings.
Maekar checked the price tag. 300 Yen. Approximately one pound, fifty pence.
Item one secured, Maekar thought, dropping the red bell into his yellow basket.
He continued his sweep. He navigated to the stationary aisle. He needed something practical, but distinctly her.
He found a pack of cherry-red glitter gel pens. They were a cheap, generic brand, not the high-end drafting tools she likely used for her professional murals, but the ink color perfectly matched the ridiculous cherry-blossom she insisted on wearing to terrorize Headmaster Jackson.
200 Yen. One pound.
Item two.
Maekar was getting the hang of this. The thrill of the hunt, constrained by the financial parameters, was surprisingly engaging.
He moved into the apparel section. He sifted through racks of cheap, mass-produced clothing. He knew he couldn't buy her a garment; her aesthetic was entirely too complex and vintage-oriented for a discount store.
But then he saw the socks.
They were thick, fuzzy bright red winter socks. Printed directly across the toes, in bold, white, cartoonish English lettering, was the phrase: DANGER: EXPLOSIVE.
Maekar stared at the socks. He thought of her screaming profanities at Olenna Tyrell in a Michelin-starred restaurant. He thought of her physically tackling him onto the sofa during a play-fight and her slamming a blue steak onto his plate.
A devastatingly fond smirk spread across his face. The socks were a flawless accurate psychological profile.
500 Yen. Two pounds, fifty pence.
Item three.
He had spent exactly 1,000 Yen. He had 1,900 Yen remaining in the budget for the final two items.
Maekar navigated toward the overwhelming snack and confectionery aisles. The shelves were an explosion of colorful packaging and unrecognizable flavors.
He needed something red. He scanned the rows of Pocky and rice crackers. His eyes locked onto a small, brightly colored bag.
It was a package of spicy, chili-infused red gummy candies shaped like tiny dragons.
Maekar paused. He reached out, his large hand grasping the small crinkling bag. He remembered the phone call from Monday. He remembered Kat sitting in a supply closet, eating chocolate digestives for breakfast, vehemently defending her right to consume processed sugar. He remembered her challenging him to eat a gummy worm on the new sofa.
He flipped the bag over. The ingredients list was horrifying nightmare of artificial dyes, high-fructose corn syrup, and chemical preservatives. It was nutritionally void. It was toxic.
It was perfect.
300 Yen. One pound, fifty pence.
Item four.
He had one item remaining. He had exactly 1,600 Yen left in the budget. Approximately eight pounds.
Maekar stood in the center of the store, the repetitive jingle gnawing at his sanity. He had the bell, the pens, the socks, and the candy. He needed a final item. Something that tied the ridiculous challenge together. Something that proved he hadn't just grabbed the first five red things he saw, but had actually thought about her.
He wandered out of the snack aisle, moving toward the small, cramped section dedicated to traditional, cheap souvenirs and household goods.
There were cheap folding fans, plastic cherry blossoms, and mass-produced ceramic bowls.
Maekar scanned the shelves. His eyes suddenly stopped, locking onto an object sitting on the bottom shelf, tucked away behind a row of tacky plastic samurai swords.
Maekar slowly crouched down, his suit pulling slightly across his broad shoulders. He reached out, carefully extracting the object from the shelf.
It was a ceramic mug.
It wasn't a delicate, refined teacup. It was a thick-walled mug, capable of holding a staggering amount of builder’s tea. The exterior was glazed in a rich shade of crimson red.
But it wasn't the color that captivated him.
Painted onto the side of the mug, utilizing a surprisingly elegant, sweeping gold brushstroke, was a traditional Japanese illustration. It depicted a scaled dragon, its wings flared, soaring aggressively over a stylized ocean wave.
It was a dragon. And it was red.
Maekar held the mug in his hands. He thought about his own title, the Ice Dragon and the beautiful collision of their two worlds.
He checked the price tag pasted to the bottom of the ceramic.
1,500 Yen. Approximately seven pounds, fifty pence.
He had spent exactly 2,800 Yen. He had beaten the challenge with 100 Yen to spare.
Maekar stood up, placing the red mug gently into his yellow plastic basket alongside the socks, the pens, the candy, and the bell.
He looked down at the absurd, cheap collection of items. He was the CEO of Targaryen Enterprises, a man who possessed limitless wealth and power. Yet, looking at the contents of that cheap plastic basket, he felt a deeper, more profound sense of triumphant victory than he had when he signed the multi-billion-pound merger an hour ago.
Mission accomplished, Kitty, Maekar thought, a warm, protective fire burning steadily in his chest.
He turned on his heel, heading toward the cash registers. He still had to find five green items for Daeron, five historical artifacts for Aemon, drum accessories for Aerion, and a plush toy for Aegon to go find next.
With the bright yellow plastic bag from Don Quijote securely gripped in his hand, containing exactly two thousand, eight hundred Yen worth of cheap red trinkets, Maekar stepped back out into the freezing, neon-drenched streets of Tokyo.
He had successfully executed Kat’s ridiculous, restrictive financial challenge. He had proven his tactical adaptability. But the shopping expedition was far from over.
Kat had bound him to a fifteen-pound budget for her five red items. She had imposed no such financial embargo on the items he was meant to procure for his sons. And Maekar Targaryen, a man who possessed a personal net worth that rivaled the GDP of small island nations, was entirely prepared to unleash his wealth upon the Japanese retail sector.
He flagged down his waiting chauffeur, sliding into the heated, leather-bound rear seat of his rental car.
"Ginza," Maekar instructed his driver, his voice a low, commanding rumble. "The primary retail district."
The car glided smoothly through the Tokyo traffic. Maekar pulled out his phone, opening the messaging thread with his older sons to review their specific operational requests.
Daeron had demanded five items that were green.
Aemon had requested five items of historical significance.
Aerion hadn't specified, but the ten-year-old was currently obsessed with his newly discovered percussive talents.
Maekar’s first stop was Itōya, a legendary, multi-story luxury stationery and art supply emporium located in the heart of Ginza. The store was a masterpiece of sleek, modern design, a far cry from the sensory assault of the discount shop he had just survived.
He moved through the aisles with the focused efficiency. He didn't look at price tags. He simply evaluated the structural and aesthetic quality of the merchandise.
For Daeron, Maekar procured a hand-crafted leather sketchbook, the cover dyed a rich emerald green. He selected a set of imported, professional-grade Copic markers in varying shades of forest, olive, and mint. He found a weighted, perfectly balanced drafting pencil constructed from green-anodized aeronautical aluminum. He added a specialized, high-end digital drawing stylus with a lime-green grip, and finally, a bottle of premium, imported green drawing ink that cost more than a standard commercial vehicle.
He dropped roughly eighty thousand Yen—nearly four hundred pounds—on Daeron’s five green items without a single flicker of hesitation.
Next, he directed his driver toward a quieter, older district of the city, navigating narrow streets until they arrived at a specialized, intensely quiet antique dealer that catered to elite private collectors.
For Aemon, Maekar did not purchase cheap tourist souvenirs. He utilized his corporate negotiation skills to secure a genuine, authenticated Edo-period bronze coin. He purchased a beautifully preserved, framed piece of 18th-century samurai calligraphy. He procured a small, meticulously crafted replica of a Tokugawa-era naval compass, a piece of authentic, pre-war Japanese pottery, and a remarkably preserved, hand-painted map of ancient Kyoto.
The historical artifacts set him back several thousand pounds. He simply tapped his matte-black card against the terminal, unbothered.
For Aerion, Maekar visited a multi-level Yamaha music superstore in Shibuya. He walked past the entry-level equipment. He purchased three sets of custom-weighted, carbon-fiber drumsticks used by professional studio musicians. He secured a high-end, digital metronome that synced directly to a smartphone, and a specialized, noise-canceling headset to protect the boy's hearing during his polyrhythmic practice sessions.
With the three older boys' requests flawlessly executed, Maekar returned to the car.
"Where to next, sir?" his chauffeur asked politely.
Maekar paused, staring out the tinted window at the bustling, colorful streetscape of Harajuku. He had secured gifts for Daeron, Aemon, and Aerion. But he still needed to procure something for his youngest son.
Aegon did not have complex artistic or historical requirements. He was a one-year-old. He required sensory stimulation and soft textiles.
"Park here," Maekar commanded, spotting a brightly lit boutique that appeared to be dedicated to children's apparel and luxury plush toys.
Maekar stepped out of the car, his broad shoulders and suit drawing immediate, awestruck stares from the fashionable teenagers crowding the pavement. He ignored them, pushing through the glass doors of the boutique.
The interior of the store was an explosion of pastel colors, soft fabrics, and an aggressive amount of kawaii aesthetic.
Maekar moved past the racks of tiny, ridiculously expensive designer clothing. He picked up a few traditional, high-quality jinbei outfits—soft, breathable, cross-tied garments—in a deep navy blue that he knew would comfortably fit the baby. He added a tiny stylized streetwear hoodie that he suspected Kat would find deeply amusing.
With the clothing secured, Maekar turned his attention to the floor-to-ceiling display of plush toys.
He scanned the shelves, looking for something appropriate. There were huge teddy bears, stylized anime characters, and soft, round penguins.
His eyes swept past a lower shelf, and then snapped backward, locking onto a specific item sitting near the edge of the display.
Maekar froze.
He slowly reached out, his large hand picking up the plush toy.
It was a cat. It was a snow-white plush cat, standing upright on its two back legs, its little front arms raised in the air, displaying bright pink paw pads. It had a tiny red collar fastened around its neck, complete with a small, functional gold bell that jingled softly as he lifted it.
But it wasn't the white fur or the red collar that had paralyzed the CEO of Targaryen Enterprises.
It was the eyes.
The plush cat possessed stylized, unmistakable case of heterochromia. Its left eye was a warm, deep, earthy brown. Its right eye was a bright, luminous shade of violet-purple.
Maekar stared at the toy, his breath catching in his throat.
It was uncanny. It was undeniable perfection. It was the physical embodiment of the woman currently sleeping in his bed thousands of miles away. White hair, mismatched eyes, and a literal red collar to match her favorite colour.
Kitty, Maekar thought, a massive devoted smile breaking across his face. Aegon had spent the week calling her Kitty. The boy was going to lose his mind over this.
Maekar tucked the white cat securely under his arm, refusing to let it go.
He turned back to the shelves, intending to head to the cash register, when another bizarre collection of toys caught his eye.
Sitting on a middle shelf was a cluster of four round soft plushies. They were octopuses, but they had been bizarrely, hilariously merged with traditional Japanese street food. One was a light, golden-orange color, masquerading as a piece of sushi, with a plush fried egg draped lazily over its head. Another was a pale, mint-green color, wearing a stylized, purple mushroom cap. They had tiny, dangling tentacles and the most brilliantly unimpressed, slightly grumpy, deeply adorable expressions stitched onto their faces.
Maekar stopped. He looked at the four ridiculous food-octopuses.
He thought about his older sons. He thought about Daeron, Aemon, and Aemon, who had spent their lives surrounded by antique educational toys and classical literature. He thought about the way they had laughed and fought over the skillet cookie at the restaurant.
They were pre-teens, but they had been robbed of their childhoods.
Maekar didn't hesitate. He grabbed all four of the food-themed octopus plushies, adding them to the pile. They were absurd. The boys were going to think they were ridiculous, and Kat was going to love them.
Maekar walked toward the sleek, white checkout counter, carrying his armful of baby clothes and plush toys. The young, impeccably dressed cashier bowed deeply as he approached.
As Maekar set the items down on the counter, he glanced to his left, looking at the small, impulse-purchase display rack positioned directly next to the register.
He froze for the second time that evening.
Sitting alone on the top shelf of the display rack was a single, remarkably soft plushie.
It was a fox. Or perhaps a raccoon. The biology was ambiguous, but the aesthetic was staggering. Its fur was an incredibly vibrant, fluffy shade of pinkish-red, transitioning into jet-black at the tips of its ears and paws. It had a stark, black bandit mask stitched around its dark, shining eyes, and a striped black-and-pink bushy tail. Tied neatly around its neck was a delicate, black satin ribbon fashioned into a bow tie.
Maekar stared at the red-and-black creature.
I adore foxes, Kat’s voice echoed in his memory. It had been a fleeting, random comment she had made during their forty-five-minute phone call while she was hiding in the supply closet. They had been discussing the wildlife that occasionally wandered onto the estate grounds, and she had vehemently defended the clever nature of the urban fox.
Maekar reached out, his hand hovering over the plush toy.
His hyper-logical brain immediately intervened. Do not purchase a plush toy for a twenty-six-year-old woman, his internal monologue warned. She is an adult. She is a independent, competent street artist who threatened to bury people under the floorboards. She does not want a stuffed animal. It is patronizing.
He began to pull his hand back.
But then, the rigid, logical construct shattered. He remembered the oversized, powder-blue Powerpuff Girls hoodie she had worn on Sunday morning. He remembered the bright yellow pigtails.
She was exactly the type of woman who would want a fluffy, pinkish-red, black-masked raccoon-fox.
Maekar grabbed the plushie off the shelf. He dropped it onto the counter next to the white, odd-eyed cat and the four grumpy octopuses.
"I will take this as well," Maekar instructed the cashier, handing over his black card.
The cashier rapidly scanned the items, carefully placing them into several large, premium paper shopping bags. Maekar took the bags, offering a polite nod of thanks, and strode out of the boutique.
He settled back into the quiet, dark interior of the rental car, placing the bags onto the leather seat beside him.
The car pulled away from the curb, heading back toward the Imperial Hotel.
Maekar let out a long exhale, loosening his silk tie even further. The shopping mission was complete. He had executed every single parameter. He had conquered the Tokyo integration, and he had secured the emotional cargo for his family.
He reached into the boutique bag, his large hand brushing against the incredibly soft, pinkish-red fur of the fox plushie. He pulled it out, holding the toy up in the dim, ambient light of the streetlamps flashing past the tinted windows.
He stared at the black-masked face and the fluffy, striped tail.
And then, a horrifying, logistical realization crashed into his brain.
Maekar slowly lowered the plushie.
If she has more of these in her flat, Maekar deduced, a cold, existential dread creeping into his chest, when she permanently moves into the estate... when she fully occupies our master suite... that collection is going to migrate with her.
He visualized his immaculate, minimalist, perfectly structured bedroom. He pictured his crisp, white, high-thread-count linens. And then, he pictured that king-sized bed buried beneath an avalanche of giant avocados, plague doctors, cartoon characters, and fluffy red foxes.
His sanctuary was going to be overrun by an army of stuffed animals.
And he had just, willingly and deliberately, added a new recruit to the invading force.
Maekar stared down at the plush fox resting on his trousers. He felt a irrational spike of pure, territorial possessiveness flare in his chest.
He adored her. He was devoted to her chaotic existence. But he drew a hard, uncompromising line at the structural integrity of his sleeping arrangements.
Maekar narrowed his violet eyes, leveling a dark, freezing glare directly at the inanimate stuffed animal.
"You are not allowed in our bed," Maekar rumbled, his voice a low, dangerous whisper in the quiet cabin of the car, speaking to the plush fox as if it were a sentient rival. "I will procure a dedicated, designated shelf for you to occupy. Or perhaps a display hammock."
He tightened his grip slightly on the soft, pinkish-red fur, his jaw setting into a hard, unyielding line of authority.
"Because," Maekar muttered, the dark, possessive hunger returning to his voice with a vengeance, "if Kat is cuddling anything at night in that room... it is fucking me."
He dropped the fox back into the shopping bag, satisfied with the established boundary. He leaned his head back against the leather headrest, closing his eyes, counting down the hours until his jet took off for home.
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Chapter 37: Chapter Thirty-Seven: The Distance He Would Not Keep
Summary:
In which Maekar executes an emergency departure, and the Shadow Minister dresses a baby for Parliament.
Song recommendation for this chapter -
Wildest Dreams – Taylor Swift
Notes:
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Chapter Text
The sleek, aerodynamic hull of the Targaryen Enterprises Gulfstream G650ER pierced through the cloud cover at exactly 2:14 AM on Friday morning.
Inside the soundproofed cabin of the private jet, Maekar sat in a white leather captain’s chair, staring blankly out the small oval window at the glittering grid of orange and white city lights slowly emerging from the darkness below.
He was supposed to be in Tokyo until next Tuesday afternoon.
The original itinerary, drafted by his logistics team weeks in advance, had dictated a full ten-day deployment. He was scheduled to finalize the merger on Wednesday, spend Thursday navigating the tedious, unavoidable political handshakes and obligatory celebratory dinners with the Japanese executives, and utilize Friday for a final, comprehensive audit of the newly acquired shipping terminals then a day signing what was necessary before flying out on Monday.
It was the standard operating procedure for a corporate acquisition of this magnitude. Maekar had executed this exact timeline a dozen times before in cities across the globe. He was a man who thrived on routine, on structure, on adherence to a schedule.
But standard operating procedure had been compromised the moment a fiery-haired art teacher had moved her battered vintage trunks into his home.
On Monday, Maekar had sat in a glass-walled boardroom and accelerated the pace of the negotiations, snapping at his own legal counsel to bypass the preliminary pleasantries and strike directly at the core tariffs. By Tuesday, he had ruthlessly cornered the opposition into conceding their primary leverage points. And by Wednesday afternoon, he had uncapped his solid-gold fountain pen and signed the final, binding contracts, effectively shaving five entire days off the projected timeline.
When Takahashi and the remaining executives had invited him to the Ginza Ryotei for the celebratory dinner, Maekar hadn't just declined the invitation to go celebrate. He had declined it because every single, agonizing second he spent in Tokyo felt like a physical weight pressing down on his chest.
He had completed his bizarre, fifteen-pound bargain hunt at Don Quijote. He had dropped tens of thousands of Yen in Ginza and Harajuku to secure the gifts for his sons. He had returned to the Imperial Hotel, packed his silver Rimowa suitcase, and immediately ordered his pilot to prep the jet for an emergency, off-schedule overnight departure.
His executive team had been bewildered. They had scrambled to adjust the flight plans and secure the necessary air traffic clearances, terrified by the Ice Dragon's sudden, uncharacteristic urgency to evacuate the continent.
Maekar hadn't offered them an explanation. He didn't need to.
He had boarded the Gulfstream on Thursday morning, Tokyo time, and spent the grueling, fourteen-hour flight restless. He hadn't slept. He hadn't reviewed the newly signed contracts or drafted the upcoming quarter's financial projections.
He had simply sat in the leather chair, drinking black coffee, staring endlessly at the locked screen of his phone.
The image of Kat—laughing hysterically, her eyes crinkled shut as Daeron, Aemon, and Aerion crushed her into the cushions of the new sofa—had acted as an anchor. It was the only thing keeping his exhausted, burdened mind from spiraling into the usual, dark void of anxiety.
He missed them.
The realization had struck him somewhere over the airspace of Kazakhstan, hitting him with the force of a physical blow. He didn't just miss Kat’s energy or the warm, intoxicating scent of cedar and turpentine that clung to her skin. He missed his sons. He missed the loud, unrefined reality of his own home.
For the last ten years, these international deployments had been his only sanctuary. The Targaryen estate had never felt like a home; it had felt like a silent museum, haunted by the echoing ghosts of ex wife's hysterical screaming matches and the crushing pressure of raising four traumatized heirs alone. Flying to Asia or North America had been an escape. It had been a chance to breathe in a hotel suite where nobody needed him to be a father, where he only had to be a CEO.
But as the Gulfstream finally touched down on the slick, rain-swept tarmac of Heathrow Airport, the reverse was suddenly, overwhelmingly true.
He didn't want to be the CEO anymore. The billionaire armor felt suffocating. He wanted to go home.
Thomas was waiting for him on the private airstrip, standing perfectly straight beside the idling Mercedes-Maybach, completely unbothered by the freezing 3:00 AM temperatures.
"Welcome back, Mr. Targaryen," Thomas greeted softly, stepping forward to take the suitcase from Maekar’s hand. The driver expertly masked his surprise at his employer's premature arrival. "The flight was smooth, I trust?"
"Adequate, Thomas. Thank you," Maekar rumbled, his voice thick with exhaustion.
He didn't hand over his leather carry-on duffel bag. Inside that bag were the five green items for Daeron, the historical artifacts for Aemon, the drumsticks for Aerion, the spicy gummy dragons and the absurd red bicycle bell for Kat, and the white, odd-eyed plush cat. He kept the bag securely gripped in his own hand, sliding into the heated rear cabin of the Maybach.
"The estate, sir?" Thomas asked, closing the trunk and settling into the driver’s seat.
"Yes," Maekar confirmed, leaning his head back against the headrest and closing his eyes. "And please, Thomas, do not announce my arrival to the security staff. I wish to enter the house quietly. I do not want to wake anyone."
"Understood, sir," Thomas nodded, shifting the vehicle into gear.
The drive through the dark, silent streets were a blur. The city was asleep, the roads empty save for the occasional snowplow or late-night delivery truck.
When the Maybach finally pulled through the gates of the Targaryen estate, Maekar felt a sudden release of tension in his shoulders. The stone manor looked beautiful in the moonlight, blanketed beneath a thick layer of white snow.
Thomas parked the car near the front steps, quietly retrieving the silver suitcase from the trunk.
"Leave the luggage in the foyer, Thomas. Get some sleep," Maekar instructed in a hushed whisper, stepping out of the vehicle and hoisting his carry-on duffel over his shoulder.
"Goodnight, sir," Thomas bowed slightly, disappearing toward the staff quarters.
Maekar walked up the steps. He entered his personal, master security code into the digital keypad hidden behind a stone sconce, overriding the primary alarm system with a soft, electronic click that granted him silent access.
He pushed the oak doors open and stepped into the foyer.
The house was completely silent. The grand chandelier was extinguished, the space illuminated only by the pale, silvery moonlight filtering through the high windows.
But as Maekar stood in the foyer, shrugging off his cashmere overcoat, he immediately noticed a difference.
The house didn't feel sterile anymore.
Before Tokyo, entering the estate at three in the morning felt like walking into a mausoleum. The air had always been dead, smelling of bleach and lemon polish.
Tonight, the air felt thick and warm. It smelled faintly, beautifully of lingering woodsmoke from the living room fireplace, mixed with the incredibly faint, undeniable scent of a recently consumed takeaway. There was a pair of scuffed, paint-splattered combat boots kicked carelessly near the antique bench, disrupting the flawless aesthetic of the marble floor.
It felt lived-in. It felt like a home.
Maekar let out a slow, quiet exhale, a soft smile touching his lips in the dark.
He picked up his leather duffel bag, moving with silent, predatory grace across the foyer and ascending the staircase.
He needed to check his perimeter. He needed to see his hoard.
Maekar pushed the door to the nursery open. It didn't creak. The hinges were flawlessly oiled.
The room was bathed in the soft, warm glow of a small amber nightlight plugged into the wall near the changing table.
Maekar walked silently over to the mahogany crib. He looked down.
Aegon was fast asleep, swaddled in a soft, fleece sleep-suit. The toddler was sprawled on his back, his arms thrown wide over his head in a posture of trust and security. His silver hair was slightly messy, and he was snoring softly, a tiny, rhythmic whistling sound that made Maekar’s heart clench with a painful wave of paternal adoration.
This was the child Dyanna had attempted to leverage. This was the boy she had tried to sell to him. Looking down at the peaceful, perfect infant, Maekar felt a fresh, violently protective surge of anger toward his ex-wife, instantly followed by a overwhelming wave of gratitude toward the chaotic art teacher who bathed him, fed him, and rocked him to sleep every night.
Maekar carefully unzipped the top of his leather duffel bag. He reached inside, his hand brushing past the velvet-wrapped antique coin and the drumsticks, until his fingers found the soft, pristine fur of the plush toy he had procured in Harajuku.
He pulled the white cat out.
He looked at the stylized, mismatched eyes—one earthy brown, one luminous purple. He looked at the tiny red collar and the gold bell.
Moving with millimeter-by-millimeter precision, Maekar leaned over the railing of the crib. He gently placed the white cat directly next to Aegon’s head, tucking it securely beneath the boy's flung-out arm, ensuring the baby would find it the moment he woke up.
Aegon shifted slightly, his tiny fingers instinctively curling into the soft white fur of the toy, letting out a contented, sleepy sigh.
Maekar stood over the crib for another long minute, simply watching him breathe, before he finally forced himself to turn away.
He moved silently down the corridor, pushing open the door to Aerion’s room next.
The ten-year-old was a chaotic sleeper. Aerion was tangled in his duvet, one leg hanging off the edge of the mattress, his head buried under a pillow. His bedside table was an absolute disaster zone of scattered LEGO bricks, a half-empty glass of water, and a pair of battered wooden drumsticks.
Maekar smiled softly. He reached into his duffel bag, pulling out the three sets of professional, carbon-fiber drumsticks he had purchased at the Yamaha superstore. He carefully swapped them out, placing the sleek, unbreakable black sticks on the nightstand right next to the boy's alarm clock, and gently pulling the duvet back up to cover Aerion’s dangling leg.
He moved to Aemon’s room.
The nine-year-old’s room was the antithesis of Aerion’s. It was flawlessly neat. Aemon was sleeping perfectly flat on his back, the covers pulled symmetrically to his chest. His glasses were folded with mathematical precision on the bedside table. Resting directly on his chest, serving as a makeshift, blanket, was a leather-bound biography on the fall of the Romanov dynasty.
Maekar stepped into the room. He carefully lifted the historical tome off the boy’s chest, setting it on the nightstand. He reached into his bag, pulling out the small, velvet-wrapped box containing the authenticated Edo-period bronze coin, placing it squarely on top of the book.
Finally, he walked to the end of the hall and pushed open the door to Daeron’s room.
The twelve-year-old heir to the Targaryen empire was fast asleep, his silver hair a messy halo on his pillow. But the floor surrounding his bed was a minefield of crumpled, discarded sketching paper.
Maekar stepped carefully over the discarded drawings. He saw a few rough, graphite sketches of a flaming skull, and several detailed drawings of the 1930 Blower Bentley Kat drove.
Maekar knelt beside the bed. He pulled the emerald-green leather sketchbook and the high-end, green-anodized drafting pencil from his bag. He set them gently onto the floor, right on top of the pile of loose papers, ensuring Daeron would see the expensive upgrade to his artistic arsenal the moment he stepped out of bed.
The perimeter was secure. His sons were safe, sleeping deeply and peacefully in a house that finally felt like a home.
Maekar closed Daeron’s door, hoisting the now significantly lighter duffel bag over his shoulder. He walked back toward the staircase, crossing the landing to the opposite wing of the estate.
It was time to secure the final, most chaotic asset.
Maekar stood before the mahogany double doors of his own master suite. He paused for a moment, his hand resting on the cool brass handle. His heart was hammering a heavy rhythm against his ribs.
He hadn't told her he was coming home early. She was expecting him to land on Tuesday evening. She was currently occupying his sanctuary, entirely unaware that the Ice Dragon had crossed the globe in the dead of night simply because he couldn't stomach another few days without her.
He pushed the brass handle down. The doors swung open with a soft, nearly silent whisper.
Maekar stepped into the master suite.
He froze.
The room was illuminated by the bright, silver moonlight streaming through the uncurtained floor-to-ceiling windows.
And the room was a catastrophic disaster.
Maekar Targaryen was a man who demanded clinical, flawless order. His master suite was historically kept immaculate. Everything had a designated place. There was never a single shoe out of alignment, never a garment left draped over a chair.
But Kat had moved in. And the Queen of the Gremlins did not comprehend the concept of structural organization.
Maekar stood in the doorway, staring in bewildered awe at the sheer volume of chaos she had managed to generate in five days.
A pair of mud-stained trainers had been kicked off and left haphazardly directly in the middle of his priceless, antique Persian rug. Draped carelessly over the back of his imported, velvet reading chair was a violently bright, tie-dye hoodie featuring a cartoon character with animated eyes. A pair of ripped denim shorts was lying in a crumpled heap near the bathroom door.
But it wasn't the clothes that truly arrested his attention.
Maekar slowly shifted his gaze toward the polished marble vanity sitting near the entrance of the en-suite bathroom.
Resting on the cool stone surface, lined up like a series of decapitated, brightly colored trophies, were three white styrofoam mannequin heads.
Perched on the first styrofoam head was a blunt-cut, jet-black bob.
Perched on the second head was a explosion of pink waves.
And perched on the third, sitting squarely in the center of the vanity, was the vibrant red wig Kat wore every single day.
Maekar stopped breathing. He stared at the red hair. He stared at the pink hair. He stared at the black hair.
He slowly lowered his leather duffel bag to the floor, his brain processing the visual data.
She wears wigs, Maekar realized, the staggering truth hitting him with the force of a falling anvil.
The bright red hair wasn't dyed. It wasn't natural. It was synthetic, meticulously constructed disguise. The chaotic art teacher aesthetic—the bright colors, the combat boots, the loud, demeanor—it was all a carefully curated suit of armor she wore to navigate the world. It was camouflage.
He thought about her eyes. He thought about the striking, impossible combination of one earthy brown iris and one luminous, Valyrian purple iris.
Are those contacts? he wondered, a sudden, thrilling spike of fascination flaring in his chest. What else is she hiding? What does she actually look like beneath the neon paint?
He wasn't angry that she was wearing a disguise. He was captivated. It added a deep, complex, mysterious layer to the woman who had already completely conquered his soul. He wanted to peel the layers back. He wanted to see the truth she was so desperately hiding.
Maekar tore his eyes away from the vanity. He turned his attention reverently, toward the king-sized bed dominating the center of the room.
The white down duvet had been twisted, pulled, and rearranged into a nest.
And buried in the center of that nest, dead to the world, was Kat.
She was sleeping on her stomach, her face turned toward his side of the bed. She had one arm thrown over his pillow, her face buried deeply into the fabric, inhaling the lingering scent of his soap. She was snoring softly, a quiet, rhythmic, un-ladylike sound that immediately brought a deeply fond, helpless smile to Maekar’s face.
But as he stepped closer to the edge of the mattress, the moonlight fell across the pillow.
Maekar froze for the second time that night.
Spilling across the dark grey silk pillowcase, cascading wildly over her shoulders and down her back in waves, was her hair.
It wasn't red. It wasn't pink. It wasn't the mousy, statistically probable brown that Daeron, Aemon, and Aerion had logically deduced she must possess.
It was silver.
It was a shimmering, blindingly bright shade of spun-glass Valyrian silver-white. It was the exact same color as his own hair. It was the exact same color as his sons' hair. It practically glowed in the moonlight, stark and ethereal against the dark pillows.
Maekar stood perfectly still, his eyes wide with shock.
He stared at the silver hair. He looked back at the vanity, at the three styrofoam heads bearing the red, pink, and black wigs. He looked back at the woman sleeping in his bed.
And then, Maekar Targaryen did something he very rarely did.
He let out a low amused, cynical chuckle that vibrated softly in the quiet room.
He shook his head, running a hand over his face.
Another wig, Maekar thought, his logical brain leaping to the most plausible, rational conclusion. She is sleeping in another wig.
It made perfect sense to him. If she was deeply committed to hiding her true identity, of course she would possess a multitude of disguises. The fact that she possessed a high-end, incredibly realistic silver lace-front was simply another testament to her unpredictable aesthetic. She probably wore it to mock him. She probably wore it to match the boys.
Gods, she is relentless, Maekar mused, a deep, burning affection swelling in his chest. She is so terrified of vulnerability that she sleeps in synthetic armor.
He didn't care. He looked forward to the day—whether it was in six months, or a year—when she finally trusted him enough to take all the wigs off and show him the mousy brown hair his sons had hypothesized she possessed. He was perfectly content to wait.
Right now, he simply wanted to hold her.
Maekar moved quietly. He didn't turn on the bedside lamps. He didn't want to risk waking her with the sudden glare of artificial light.
He stripped off his suit jacket, not bothering to hang it up. In a rare, unprecedented display of domestic surrender, he simply draped the expensive jacket over the back of a chair, dropping his silk tie on top of it. He unbuttoned his white dress shirt, shedding his trousers and socks until he was standing in the drafty room clad only in a pair of dark boxer briefs.
The ambient temperature of the master suite was bitterly cold. Kat had clearly cracked the balcony window slightly to let the fresh air in, a habit he knew she favored over the central heating.
Maekar shivered slightly. He stepped up to the edge of the bed.
He carefully, slowly lifted the edge of the bunched-up down duvet, trying his hardest not to disturb the nest she had constructed. He slid his large frame into the bed, sinking into the plush mattress beside her.
The sheets on his side of the bed were freezing. They hadn't absorbed any of her body heat; she was localized to the center of the mattress.
Maekar let out a soft, involuntary hiss of breath as the cold cotton pressed against his bare back.
The tiny, sharp sound broke through the silent room.
Kat didn't wake up. She was dead to the world, buried deep in the REM cycle of exhaustion.
But her subconscious—the primal, deeply ingrained, reptilian part of her brain—immediately registered two things. First, the sudden depression of the mattress beside her. Second, the overwhelming, radiating, furnace-like heat source that had just entered her immediate proximity.
Kat was freezing. Despite the duvet, she ran notoriously cold.
Her body reacted with the speed and precision of a heat-seeking missile.
Still completely, deeply asleep, Kat let out a soft, demanding whimper. She didn't just roll over. She migrated.
She abandoned his pillow. She scrambled backward across the mattress, dragging a mountain of blankets with her, until she crashed flush against his side. She didn't stop there. Seeking maximum thermal coverage, she threw her right leg entirely over his hips, pinning him to the mattress. She flung her arm across his bare chest, her hand curling possessively into his shoulder.
And then, she buried her face directly into the warm, sensitive crook of his neck.
Maekar gasped, his spine going rigid.
It wasn't the sudden intimacy of the contact that shocked him. It was the temperature.
Kat was like a block of solid, walking ice. Her nose, pressed firmly against his carotid artery, was freezing. Her small, bare toes, currently wedged aggressively between his calves in a desperate attempt to steal his body heat, felt like they belonged to a cadaver. Her hands were like icicles against his skin.
"Gods, Kat," Maekar hissed quietly into the dark, a low, tortured groan vibrating in his chest as her freezing appendages sent violent shivers down his spine. "You are functionally reptilian. You possess no internal thermal regulation."
Kat didn't answer. She just sighed happily in her sleep, nuzzling her freezing nose deeper into his neck, soaking up his warmth like a sponge, utilizing the CEO of Targaryen Enterprises as a human radiator.
Maekar lay perfectly still for thirty seconds, enduring the icy assault.
And then, the shock faded. The cold began to dissipate as his burning body heat rapidly warmed her freezing skin.
Maekar slowly raised his left arm. He wrapped it securely around her waist, pulling her even tighter against his side, engulfing her small frame against his chest. He rested his right hand gently on her hip, his thumb brushing against the soft, worn cotton of her pajamas.
She fit perfectly.
The anxiety of the Tokyo boardroom, the stress of the international flight, the lingering, bitter ghosts of his past—they all evaporated. The master suite didn't feel like an empty, echoing tomb anymore. It felt safe. It felt grounded.
Maekar turned his head slightly. He pressed his lips softly, reverently against her temple, his mouth brushing against the cool, smooth strands of the silver 'wig' she was wearing.
He didn't care about the disguises. He didn't care about the chaos. He had his family back.
He rested his cheek against the top of her head, closing his eyes.
Maekar Targaryen, a man who notoriously battled severe, chronic insomnia, took a deep breath of cedar and turpentine. He felt the steady, rhythmic beat of her heart against his chest.
He fell asleep in less than three minutes, faster than he had slept in the entire week he had been gone. And as the dark, peaceful oblivion of exhaustion finally claimed him, he was smiling.
The transition from the oblivion of the REM cycle to the conscious world was a slow gradual process for Kat.
For the first few minutes, her brain simply drifted in the dark, floating on a comfortable, hazy cloud of physical contentment. She was incredibly warm. The usual, biting chill of the drafty master suite that usually forced her to curl into a tight, shivering ball had vanished. Instead, she felt as though she had been wrapped in a heated, weighted blanket straight out of a tumble dryer.
She let out a soft, sleepy sigh, nuzzling her face deeper into the pillow. The fabric smelled distinctly, intoxicatingly of cedar wood, expensive soap, and a dark, musky spice that she couldn't quite identify but adored.
Wait.
Kat’s conscious brain executed a sudden reboot. Her brow furrowed.
She wasn't just warm. She was pinned.
There was a solid dense weight pressing firmly against her back. A large muscular arm was wrapped around her waist, effectively trapping her against the mattress. The rhythmic, steady rise and fall of a broad chest was expanding against her spine, and she could feel the faint, warm puff of someone’s exhaled breath ghosting across the sensitive skin at the nape of her neck.
Kat’s mismatched eyes snapped open in the dim, morning light filtering through the windows.
There was a man in her bed.
The realization didn't trigger a surge of panic. She knew, with instinctual certainty, exactly who the furnace-like entity behind her belonged to. The sheer, overwhelming scale of the body, the specific scent of the cedar, and the possessive, iron-clad grip of the arm around her waist were undeniable identifying markers.
But Maekar was supposed to be in Tokyo. He wasn't supposed to land until Sunday or Tuesday evening depending if things went quickly like he told her. It was Friday morning.
A spark of wicked mischief ignited in Kat’s chest. The Queen of the Gremlins did not pass up an opportunity for an ambush.
Moving with the explosive speed of a coiled spring, Kat violently wrenched herself out of his grip. She twisted her body around on the mattress, her hands flying out to grab the pillow resting next to her head.
"Aaaaaah!" Kat squealed loudly, her voice piercing the quiet, early-morning silence of the master suite.
She gripped the pillow with both hands, raised it high above her head, and brought it crashing down with maximum, velocity directly onto the sleeping billionaire's face.
Whack!
"What the—!" Maekar gasped, his deep voice muffled by the Egyptian cotton casing.
Maekar jolted violently awake. The sudden, unprovoked physical assault triggered a decade of ingrained survival instincts. He didn't flail. He didn't panic. He reacted with lethal speed.
Before Kat could even lift the pillow for a second strike, Maekar’s hands shot out. He grabbed her wrists, his grip iron-clad but devoid of actual, bruising force. With a single, fluid, powerful surge of his upper body, he twisted his hips, utilizing his weight advantage to completely overpower her.
He rolled.
Kat let out a breathless, startled shriek as the world spun wildly. In less than a microsecond, the dynamic shifted. The duvet tangled around her legs as her back slammed flat against the mattress.
She was instantly, securely pinned.
Maekar was hovering directly over her, his frame caging her in. His knees bracketed her hips, his hands gripping her wrists and pressing them firmly into the pillows on either side of her head. His chest was heaving with the sudden adrenaline spike, his silver hair a messy halo around his face.
His violet eyes were dark, dilated, and sharp as he scanned the room for a threat, before finally snapping down to look at the woman trapped beneath him.
"Kat," Maekar rumbled, his voice rough and thick with sleep, a exhale of relief escaping his lips as he realized they weren't under attack. "It's just me."
Kat lay flat on her back, staring up at him. She didn't struggle against his grip. A unrepentant grin spread across her flushed face.
"I know it’s you, Dictionary Boy," Kat laughed, her mismatched eyes sparkling with bright, mischievous delight. "I just wanted to hit you with a pillow."
Maekar stared down at her. He looked at her bright, challenging eyes. He felt the soft, warm press of her body trapped securely beneath his own.
The remaining adrenaline in his bloodstream transmuted into something different.
A dark, devastatingly fond chuckle vibrated deep in his chest, the sound echoing in the quiet room. He didn't release her wrists. He simply loosened his grip slightly, his thumbs brushing lightly against her pulse points.
"You are a menace, Katherine," Maekar murmured, his voice dropping into a low, husky, dangerously intimate register. He lowered his upper body by a fraction of an inch, the heat radiating from his bare chest washing over her. "There are significantly more enjoyable, infinitely more fun ways to be woken up."
Kat’s breath hitched in her throat. The proximity of him—the masculine scent of sleep and cedar, the raw, unfiltered hunger burning in his dark violet eyes—sent a jolt of liquid heat straight down her spine.
"That was a very fun way for me," Kat argued breathlessly, unable to suppress the frantic flutter of her heart.
Maekar smiled down at her.
It wasn't his usual, arrogant corporate smirk. It wasn't the guarded, polite half-smile he reserved for political galas. It was a open, genuine expression of soul-deep adoration.
As he looked down at her flushed, laughing face framed by the messy silver-white waves, a staggering realization hit him with the force of a tidal wave.
This was it. This was his life now.
He didn't have to wake up in a silent hotel suite ever again. He didn't have to face the crushing, lonely pressure of the Targaryen empire alone. He could wake up like this. He could wake up with her wild energy, her ridiculous ambushes, and her beautiful, breathtaking smile. He could not think of a more perfect way to begin and end every single day of his existence.
Driven by a primal, instinct to claim the woman beneath him, Maekar leaned down. His gaze dropped from her mismatched eyes to her soft lips. He intended to kiss her. He intended to devour her, to ruin her right there in the tangled sheets.
But as he closed the distance, the rational disciplined part of his brain slammed the emergency brakes.
Six months.
The embargo she had demanded. No sex. No kissing. It had been barely five days. If he broke the boundary now, he would prove her worst fears correct. He would prove he lacked the fundamental restraint and respect required to be a permanent fixture in her life.
Maekar gritted his teeth, his jaw clenching with the effort required to halt his descent.
He didn't kiss her lips. He stopped inches away, shifting his trajectory at the last microsecond. He rested his forehead against hers, letting out a long, ragged exhale that fanned hotly across her cheeks.
"Good morning, baby," Maekar whispered, his voice rough, the term of endearment slipping from his tongue with devastating ease.
Kat’s entire body melted into the mattress. The intimate sound of the nickname neutralized her defenses. A bright blush exploded across her cheeks.
She let out a soft, breathy giggle, unable to look away from his dark eyes.
"Good morning..." Kat whispered back, her chaotic instinct demanding she retaliate against the overwhelming vulnerability of the moment. "...Dragon Daddy."
Maekar let out a loud tortured groan.
He dropped his head, burying his face directly into the warm, sensitive crook of her neck.
"Gods above, Katherine," Maekar hissed against her skin, his hands releasing her wrists to bury themselves in the pillows on either side of her head.
The nickname was a lethal weapon. It wasn't just a joke anymore; it was a specific, targeted strike against his precarious self-control. His morning arousal, already significant from waking up pressed against her, surged into a state of painful rigidity. He was painfully hard, his cock pressing thick and heavy against the soft cotton of his boxer briefs, the aching pressure almost unbearable.
He couldn't kiss her lips. He couldn't fuck her. But he was a tactile, territorial creature, and he desperately needed an outlet for the vibrating tension coursing through his veins.
Maekar opened his mouth. He didn't kiss her neck. He lightly, teasingly, and with calculated precision, scraped his teeth against the sensitive tendon just below her ear, executing a deliberate nip.
Kat gasped. Her spine arched off the mattress, a high, breathy moan tearing from her throat before she could bite it back.
"Maekar!" Kat hissed, her hands flying up to grip his broad, bare shoulders, her fingernails biting reflexively into his skin.
"You started that," Maekar rumbled against her collarbone, unrepentant, the vibration of his deep voice sending another devastating wave of heat through her body.
"I did not!" Kat argued frantically, her heart hammering against her ribs. "You are the one deploying teeth before breakfast!"
Maekar lifted his head, a wicked gleam dancing in his eyes. The Ice Dragon was gone. He was just a man, playing with the woman who had conquered him.
"If you insist on engaging in physical combat, Kitty," Maekar murmured, a predatory smirk touching his lips, "I am perfectly willing to escalate the engagement."
He moved his right hand. He didn't trail it sensually down her side. He dropped his hand directly to her ribcage, his large fingers digging quickly into the sensitive, ticklish spot just above her hip bone.
Kat jolted.
"Ah!" Kat shrieked, her body jerking on the mattress as an uncontrollable, high-pitched giggle escaped her. She slapped his hand away. "Don't you dare!"
Maekar’s smirk widened into a full, bright smile. He moved his hand again, executing a rapid, dual-handed assault on her ribs and her waist.
"Stop!" Kat howled, bursting into hysterical uninhibited laughter. She writhed beneath him, desperately trying to twist away from his relentless, tickling fingers. She shoved at his chest, kicking her legs, abandoning her cool, collected persona. "Maekar! Stop it! I yield! I yield!"
"You called me a dragon," Maekar laughed, his own deep chuckles mingling with her hysterical shrieks. "Dragons do not yield."
"No! Bad dragon!" Kat screamed, tears of mirth streaming from her mismatched eyes as she engaged in a desperate play-fight, trying to tickle him back. She managed to jam her fingers into his ribs, but the man was built like a solid brick wall; he didn't even flinch. "You are an absolute prick! Let me go!"
They were so consumed by the joyful physical combat—rolling across the massive bed, tangled in the duvet, laughing at the top of their lungs—that they failed to hear the doors of the master suite swing wide open.
They didn't notice the audience until a loud high-pitched voice shattered their bubble.
"Mama!"
Kat froze. She stopped mid-laugh, her hands planted firmly against Maekar’s bare chest.
Maekar stopped his tickling assault, his head snapping up to look toward the doorway.
Standing in the entrance of the master suite was the Targaryen hoard.
Daeron was standing in the center, holding Aegon securely on his hip. Aemon and Aerion, were crowded behind him. They were all wearing their respective pajamas, their hair messy from sleep, staring at the bed with identical expressions of wide-eyed, bewilderment and undeniable joy.
Aegon was wiggling in Daeron’s arms, desperate to be released. He pointed a demanding finger directly at the pile of blankets on the bed.
"Up!" Aegon shouted, kicking his little legs. "Up, Mama!"
Maekar blinked, staring at the four boys. The reality of his family standing in his bedroom doorway hit him hard.
"Dad?" Daeron breathed, his voice cracking slightly, his eyes shining with emotion. "You're home."
Maekar didn't hesitate. He effortlessly rolled off Kat, pushing himself up into a sitting position on the edge of the mattress. He didn't care that he was clad only in a pair of dark boxer briefs.
"I am," Maekar confirmed, a smile breaking across his face.
Aegon finally managed to squirm out of Daeron’s grip, his little feet hitting the floor. He didn't walk; he sprinted. The baby rushed across the Persian rug, launching himself at the edge of the king-sized mattress, his arms reaching up.
"Mama!" Aegon demanded, refusing to acknowledge his father.
Maekar chuckled, reaching down and scooping the boy up with one hand. He lifted Aegon onto the mattress.
Aegon didn't even look at Maekar. He instantly scrambled over the duvet, crawling frantically until he reached Kat. He threw himself directly onto her chest, wrapping his little arms tightly around her neck and burying his silver head into the fabric of her top.
Kat let out a soft, helpless sigh, wrapping her arms securely around the baby. She shot a dark, exasperated glare at the older boys standing in the doorway.
"Good morning, boys," Maekar announced softly, opening his arms.
Daeron, Aemon and Aerion, didn't observe aristocratic decorum. They didn't offer polite, formal greetings.
They surged forward as a united mass. They sprinted across the room and launched themselves completely onto the king-sized bed. It was a massive dog-pile.
"Dad!" Aerion cheered, throwing his arms around his father's broad shoulders.
"You're back early!" Daeron laughed, piling onto the other side.
"We missed you!" Aemon added, squeezing in.
Maekar let out a grunt as the combined weight of three boys hit him, but he didn't push them away. He wrapped his arms around as many of them as he could reach, pulling them into a tight embrace.
"I missed you all," Maekar rumbled, his voice thick with emotion. "I concluded the integration protocols ahead of schedule. The Asian markets are secure."
"We don't care about the markets, Dad," Daeron grinned, pulling back slightly. "We care that you’re back for the weekend."
"Well," Maekar smiled, his eyes sweeping over the tangled pile of his family. He looked at Kat, who was still pinned beneath Aegon, watching the reunion with a soft, beautiful, tear-filled smile. "I am officially off the clock. Tell me everything. Your digital missives were highly entertaining, but they lacked comprehensive detail. What have you accomplished in my absence?"
The boys needed no further prompting. The floodgates opened.
For the next twenty minutes, they lay sprawled across the bed, talking over each other in a frantic, excited rush to deliver the debriefing.
"We did the car!" Aerion shouted, practically vibrating. "We scrubbed the carburetor with solvent! Hatter let me use the socket wrench!"
"We successfully executed the extraction of Uncle Baelor’s assets from the hostile territory," Aemon reported with clinical precision. "Kat was highly efficient. She neutralized Mother’s verbal assault vectors."
"Oh, and you missed the best part, Dad!" Daeron laughed, pointing at Kat. "Yesterday, after school, Kat and Uncle Baelor took us to the Natural History Museum. Kat got into a technical argument with a tour guide about the inaccurate skeletal mounting of a Velociraptor."
"He was wrong, Daeron!" Kat defended fiercely from beneath Aegon, poking her head up. "The pronation of the wrists was inaccurate! They looked like a pair of broken flamingos!"
Maekar chuckled, absolutely captivated by the image. "I am certain your critique was appreciated by the museum staff."
"It wasn't," Aerion chimed in, grinning widely. "They actually asked us to leave the paleontology wing. So we went to a skate park instead."
Maekar raised a eyebrow, a look of horror crossing his face. "A skate park? In the freezing winter? With Baelor?"
"Yes!" Daeron crowed, rolling onto his back. "You should have seen Uncle Baelor, Dad! He was standing near the edge of the concrete half-pipe in a cream-colored cashmere overcoat, looking absolutely terrified that a teenager with a skateboard was going to accidentally assassinate him. He refused to sit on the benches because they were covered in graffiti."
Maekar threw his head back and laughed loudly. He could picture his fastidious, politically polished brother enduring the chaotic, gritty environment of a skate park. It was a masterpiece of domestic torture.
"And then we went to an indoor soft play center," Aerion added breathlessly. "Because Aegon wanted to go in the ball pit."
"Did Baelor enter the ball pit?" Maekar asked, a wicked grin on his face.
"He did," Kat confirmed, nodding sagely. "I threatened to tell the tabloids he hated children if he didn't. He sat in a sea of brightly colored plastic balls for twenty minutes, sterilizing his hands with antibacterial wipes every thirty seconds. It was majestic."
Maekar felt a pang of profound regret.
"I am deeply annoyed that I was not present to witness that," Maekar admitted, shaking his head. He looked at the boys, his eyes soft. "It sounds like you had a highly successful week."
"We did," Daeron nodded.
"So," Maekar continued, shifting his gaze slightly. "What was your favorite part of the week?"
"The Mustang!" Aerion cheered instantly.
"The museum," Aemon corrected.
"The waterpark," Daeron insisted.
Aegon, who had been quietly chewing on the drawstrings of Kat’s black hoodie, suddenly popped his head up. He looked at Maekar. He looked at Kat.
"Mama!" Aegon shouted proudly, pointing a finger directly at Kat’s nose.
Kat let out a suffering groan, dropping her head back against the pillows.
"I am actively trying to get him to stop doing that, Maekar," Kat complained, her voice muffled. "It’s a linguistic virus. I made the catastrophic mistake of wearing my silver-white wig last Saturday. He saw the silver hair, his tiny brain short-circuited, and he decided I was his biological superior. It sets him off every time."
"It isn't a virus, Mam," Daeron corrected casually, leaning back on his elbows, a devastatingly smug smirk on his twelve-year-old face. "He’s just stating facts."
"Yeah, Mam," Aerion agreed, grinning wickedly.
"It is highly accurate, Mam," Aemon chimed in.
Kat sat bolt upright, nearly dislodging Aegon. She pointed a frantic, trembling finger at the three older boys, her face burning a furious crimson.
"Stop that!" Kat hissed vehemently, glancing nervously at Maekar. "I told you lot to stop calling me that! It is highly inappropriate! You have known me for roughly a month! You cannot just casually drop maternal titles!"
Maekar had been watching the exchange with silent fascination.
He didn't frown. He didn't correct his sons. He didn't demand they respect professional boundaries.
Instead, a possessive smile spread across his handsome face. He looked at Kat, his eyes burning with a claim.
"I do not see a problem, Kat," Maekar muttered, his deep voice a low, vibrating rumble that silenced the room.
Kat’s jaw dropped. She stared at the billionaire in unmitigated horror.
"You don't see a problem?!" Kat shrieked, her northern accent spiking violently. "Maekar, they have known me for a month! I am the contracted nanny! You cannot just allow them to rebrand me as the matriarch of your family because I feed them chicken nuggets!"
Maekar shifted closer to her on the bed. He didn't care that his sons were watching. He reached out, his hand gently, possessively brushing a stray white curl away from her flushed cheek.
"Time is a human construct, Kat," Maekar stated softly, his eyes locked onto hers. "Dragons do not operate on timelines. Dragons know exactly when something belongs to them. And you, Katherine... you belong with us."
Kat stopped breathing.
It wasn't a joke. It wasn't a casual remark. He was undeniably, in front of his family, formally claiming her. The six-month embargo was a physical boundary, but emotionally, he had already built a fortress around her.
She stared into his violet eyes, unable to formulate a sarcastic, cynical rebuttal. The Queen of the Gremlins was hopelessly silenced.
On the other side of the bed, Daeron, Aemon, and Aerion exchanged a series of rapid, silent, triumphant looks.
Yasss, Daeron’s eyes communicated to his brothers. Mission accomplished.
Aerion didn't waste a single microsecond of the emotional vulnerability. The Ten-Day Siege required photographic documentation of the final victory.
Aerion reached into the pocket of his pajama bottoms, pulling out his phone. He extended his arm high in the air, framing the dog-pile on the bed.
"Right! Everyone look here!" Aerion commanded loudly. "Say family!"
Kat blinked, snapping out of her trance. She looked at the ten-year-old holding the phone. She looked at the boys piled around her, and she looked at the billionaire sitting next to her in his underwear.
The audacity of them. The arrogance to just rewrite her life and expect her to smile for a picture.
Kat couldn't help it. She let out a loud, ringing laugh, shaking her head in affectionate defeat as she looked toward the camera lens.
"Mama!" Aegon cheered again, throwing his arms in the air.
Click.
The flash illuminated the dim master suite.
Aerion pulled the phone down, quickly inspecting the digital capture.
It was a masterpiece. It was the pinnacle of domestic propaganda.
In the foreground, Daeron, Aerion, and Aemon were smiling brightly at the camera, their silver hair messy, looking unburdened and happy. In the center, Kat was captured mid-laugh, her head thrown back, looking down at the beaming Aegon on her chest with an expression of pure adoration.
But it was Maekar who truly made the photograph historic.
The Ice Dragon wasn't looking at the camera. He wasn't posing. He was looking solely at Kat. His eyes were soft, dilated, and filled with a deep love. He was looking at her as if she were the center of his universe, a small, genuine smile touching his lips. He looked like a man who had finally, after thirty-six years of wandering in the dark, found his way home.
Aerion didn't hesitate. He opened the secure Targaryen family group chat.
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AERION: Siege Complete.
Daeron leaned over, tapping his own phone. He quickly navigated to the group chat settings. He hit 'Add Member'. He typed in Kat’s phone number, permanently integrating her into the digital infrastructure of the dynasty.
Maekar reached over, plucking his own phone from the bedside table where he had dropped it hours ago. He opened the notification.
He stared at the photograph. He looked at the way Kat was smiling. He looked at his own face, recognizing the vulnerability captured in his expression.
"It is a lovely photograph," Maekar murmured softly, a satisfied warmth settling into his chest.
Aemon, however, possessed a significantly broader tactical vision.
The nine-year-old historian leaned over, his quick, nimble fingers smoothly plucking Maekar’s unlocked phone directly out of his father's large hand.
Maekar frowned, looking at his son. "Aemon, return my device. It contains highly sensitive corporate data."
"I am not accessing corporate data, Father," Aemon replied clinically, his thumbs flying across the screen with terrifying speed. "The biometric lock was already disengaged. I simply navigated to your official Instagram application."
Maekar froze. The blood drained from his face.
"Aemon," Maekar warned, his voice dropping into a low register. "What are you doing?"
"The corporate public relations team has historically requested more 'humanizing' content to boost stakeholder confidence, Father," Aemon explained smoothly, unbothered by the Ice Dragon's threat. "I am simply providing market deliverables. I have uploaded the image."
Kat gasped, clapping a hand over her mouth. "You didn't!"
"I did," Aemon confirmed, handing the phone back to his father. "With an appropriate caption."
Maekar stared at the screen.
There, instantly broadcast to four million corporate executives, international journalists, financial analysts and general fans, was the blurry, poorly lit selfie of the billionaire CEO sitting in his underwear, smiling softly at a the art teacher, surrounded by his children.
The caption Aemon had drafted was short, simple, and devastating.
Being home with family.
Maekar stared at the post. He watched the 'like' counter begin to instantly skyrocket. He knew his PR team was currently having a collective stroke in their London offices. The tabloids were going to explode. The financial markets were going to dissect the image for weeks.
Maekar looked at the screen. And then, he clicked the power button, locking the phone and tossing it carelessly onto the bedside table.
He didn't care. Let them stare. Let them analyze. He wanted the entire world to know exactly who she was.
"Right," Maekar announced smoothly, dismissing the impending media circus. He reached over lifting the babbling Aegon off Kat’s chest, ignoring the boy's squawk of protest. "The sun is rising. It is breakfast time."
Maekar stood up from the bed.
He stood at his full, six-foot-five height. The warm morning sun illuminated the thick slabs of muscle across his chest and arms, the silver smattering of hair trailing down his stomach, and the snug, revealing fit of his dark boxer briefs.
Daeron, Aemon, and Aerion stared up at their father. They blinked.
"Dad," Daeron asked, his voice laced with confusion. "Where are your pyjamas?"
"Yeah," Aerion frowned. "You always wear the silk button-down ones. Why are you almost naked?"
Maekar didn't flush. He didn't attempt to cover himself. He simply looked down at his sons with unwavering confidence.
"I do not require them," Maekar stated flatly, grabbing his dark grey silk robe from the end of the bed and shrugging it on, tying the belt loosely around his waist. He balanced Aegon on his hip. "Come along. To the kitchen."
Maekar strode out of the master suite, heading for the stairs.
The boys scrambled off the bed, following their father like a pack of loyal wolves.
Kat sat in the center of the tangled duvet. She stared at the empty doorway. She thought about the Instagram post. She thought about the fact that the CEO had just casually paraded around in his underwear in front of her.
She let out a sigh, pushing herself out of the bed. She grabbed her oversized black hoodie, pulling it tight around her frame, and padded barefoot out of the room.
She caught up with Maekar as he reached the bottom of the staircase.
"You are an absolute idiot," Kat muttered affectionately, falling into step beside him. She looked up at his face, noticing the exhaustion under his eyes. "Maekar, seriously. You just flew fourteen hours across the globe. Aren't you destroyed by jet lag?"
"I am fatigued, yes," Maekar admitted, pushing the double doors of the kitchen open. "But I will sleep more once the boys are successfully dispatched to their respective educational facilities."
"You are a stubborn, arrogant dick," Kat rolled her eyes, though she bumped her shoulder gently against his arm.
"I am," Maekar agreed smoothly, a fond smirk touching his lips.
They walked into the kitchen.
Sitting at the head of the marble island, nursing a steaming mug of black coffee and reading the financial times on his tablet, was Baelor.
The Shadow Minister looked up as the parade entered the room. He saw Daeron, Aemon, and Aerion. He saw Kat in her oversized hoodie and messy bun.
And then, his eyes locked onto the imposing figure of his younger brother, wearing a silk robe and holding the baby.
Baelor paused. He slowly lowered his coffee mug. He looked at Maekar. He looked at Kat.
A slow knowing, victorious smile spread across Baelor’s handsome, bearded face.
"Good morning, Maekar," Baelor greeted calmly, folding his newspaper. "You are home early. Your itinerary explicitly stated a Tuesday arrival."
Maekar walked over to the coffee machine, setting Aegon into his highchair. He didn't look at his brother. He didn't offer a complex, corporate excuse regarding the accelerated timeline of the merger or the efficiency of his negotiations.
He simply looked over his shoulder at Kat, who was currently rummaging through the pantry for a box of cereal.
"I was missing my family, Baelor," Maekar replied, his deep voice carrying flawlessly through the quiet kitchen. "So I settled things early."
Kat sat on a high stool at the center island, her elbows resting on the marble as she expertly piloted a spoonful of mashed banana into Aegon’s eagerly waiting mouth smiled and looked at Maekar for fleeting moment before giving Aegon her attention again. The baby was coated in a fine layer of fruit puree, his tiny fists banging happily on the tray of his highchair.
Daeron, Aemon, and Aerion were swarming the double-door refrigerator like a pack of starved wolves, engaged in a heated debate regarding the optimal cereal-to-milk ratio.
Maekar stood near the commercial espresso machine. He leaned against the counter, holding a steaming mug of black coffee, watching everything unfold with a quiet satisfaction.
"Baelor," Maekar called out, his deep voice easily cutting through the noise of the clattering cereal bowls. "I assume, given the extraction mission Aerion detailed, that Valarr and Matarys are returning to the estate this evening?"
Baelor glanced up from his tablet, taking a sip of his own coffee. "They are. Jena requested they spend the weeknights with her, but she conceded the weekend custody to me. They will arrive shortly after five."
Maekar nodded slowly, setting his mug down.
"And how are the overall divorce proceedings progressing?" Maekar inquired, his tone sharpening slightly. "Is she attempting to leverage the boys? Have your solicitors secured a non-disclosure agreement to prevent her from initiating a public media circus?"
Baelor let out a short, surprised huff of breath, setting his tablet face-down on the marble.
"Weirdly, Maekar," Baelor admitted, a look of profound, lingering confusion crossing his face. "Jena is not being difficult in the areas I anticipated. When it comes to Valarr and Matarys... she is surprisingly compliant. She is perfectly content to allow me primary physical custody."
Kat paused, the spoon hovering inches from Aegon’s mouth. She looked at Baelor, her mismatched eyes narrowing into cynical slits.
"Of course she is," Kat snorted, completely devoid of aristocratic tact. "Kids are a inconvenience to a woman whose primary personality trait is maintaining a pristine white pantsuit. She doesn't want the actual responsibility of raising them. She just wanted them as accessories for her Christmas cards."
Baelor flinched slightly at the blunt assessment, but he didn't argue. He knew it was the truth.
"Indeed," Baelor sighed heavily. "However, while she is yielding on custody, she is being utterly, relentlessly regarding the financial severance."
"She wants the money," Maekar stated flatly, his violet eyes darkening with familiar, cold hostility. He knew exactly how Jena operated. She was a parasite.
"She wants a staggering amount of it," Baelor confirmed, rubbing his temples. "She is demanding half of my liquid assets, the London townhouse, the country estate in Surrey, and a inflated monthly alimony stipend."
Maekar’s jaw clenched. The CEO of Targaryen Enterprises did not tolerate financial extortion.
"Do not concede the country estate, Baelor," Maekar advised, his voice dropping into a lethal, commanding register. "It is a legacy property. It belongs to the family trust. Instruct your legal counsel to initiate a forensic audit of her personal spending over the last five years. I guarantee you will find significant, undisclosed luxury purchases that can be leveraged to mitigate her alimony demands. Starve her out. She will settle when the legal fees begin to threaten her lifestyle."
Baelor nodded slowly, absorbing the ruthless strategy. "I will contact my solicitors this morning and adjust our approach."
"Right, enough boring legal talk!" Aerion announced loudly, abandoning his cereal bowl and sprinting over to Kat. He bounced on the balls of his feet, his eyes wide with excitement. "Kat! What are we doing after school today? Are we going back to the skate park? Or are we fixing the Mustang again?!"
Kat smiled softly, wiping a smear of banana off Aegon’s chin with a napkin.
"I'm not entirely sure what the itinerary is, Duck," Kat replied, turning her head to look at the ten-year-old. "But I’m sure your dad will have something brilliant planned for you lot when you get home."
The kitchen instantly fell silent.
Daeron, Aemon, and Aerion stopped moving. They stared at Kat.
"You make it sound like you aren't going to be here," Daeron noted, his voice tight, a dark edge of anxiety creeping into his tone.
"I'm not," Kat confirmed gently, turning fully to face the boys. "I'm clocking out, gremlins. I’m going to take a break. But I’ll be back on Sunday evening for dinner."
"A break?" Aerion echoed, his lower lip trembling slightly, looking betrayed. "But... but Dad’s home! We have the whole weekend!"
"I know, Duck," Kat smiled, reaching out to ruffle his messy silver hair. "But I haven't been back to my own flat in almost a week. I need to do laundry, I need to check my mail, and I need to sleep in my own bed for a night."
Before the boys could protest further, a dark rumble of displeasure echoed from the espresso machine.
Maekar pushed himself off the counter. He walked slowly toward the island, his violet eyes locked entirely onto Kat, his expression hardening into the familiar, dictatorial mask of the Ice Dragon.
"Why, exactly, do you require a break, Katherine?" Maekar demanded, his voice low, vibrating with rejection of the concept. "The estate possesses state-of-the-art laundry facilities. The staff can launder your garments. If you require items from your apartment, Thomas can be dispatched immediately to retrieve them. There is absolutely no logistical reason for you to vacate the premises."
Kat glared at him, her northern temper instantly flaring at his arrogant attempt to override her independence.
"Because I am an independent human being, Maekar, not a piece of furniture!" Kat snapped back, crossing her arms over her chest. "I have been essentially locked in this house with your children twenty-four hours a day for five days straight! I love them, but I need forty-eight hours of not breaking up arguments over television remotes!"
Maekar opened his mouth, prepared to deploy a ruthless, airtight argument regarding his newly purchased sofa and the necessity of her remaining in his direct line of sight.
"Maekar," Baelor interjected smoothly, cutting his younger brother off before he could detonate a domestic argument.
Baelor looked at Maekar, offering a calm, rational, thoroughly empathetic look.
"Kat is entirely correct," Baelor stated, his political diplomacy flawlessly navigating the tension. "She has been acting as the sole, primary caregiver for an infant and three energetic pre-teens—five, when Valarr and Matarys were present—since you departed. She executed an emotional extraction mission on my behalf. She has managed this household flawlessly. She has earned a period of respite. You must allow her to decompress."
Maekar stopped. He looked at Baelor, and then he looked back at Kat.
He saw the faint, bruised shadows of exhaustion beneath her eyes. He remembered the panicked, overwhelmed tone in her voice during their phone call when she had hidden in the supply closet. Baelor was right. She was exhausted. She had literally carried the emotional weight of his dynasty on her small shoulders for a week.
Maekar’s jaw unclenched. The dictatorial armor melted away, replaced by a wave of slightly guilty affection.
"I apologize, Kat," Maekar murmured softly, his eyes softening. He stepped closer to the island, resting his hand gently near hers on the marble. "Baelor is correct. You have exceeded all operational expectations. You deserve a reprieve."
Kat let out a sigh of relief, uncrossing her arms. "Thank you, Dictionary Boy."
Maekar tilted his head slightly, the possessive instinct still simmering hotly beneath the surface. "Do you have specific plans for your weekend?"
"No," Kat shrugged casually. "I’ll probably just sleep for twelve hours straight. Then I’ll see what Markl wants to do. Maybe hit a pub, or go to an art gallery. Just something incredibly low-stakes."
Maekar nodded slowly. He didn't entirely love the idea of her spending her weekend roaming the city with the eccentric pottery teacher, but he swallowed the jealousy down.
"I hope you have an enjoyable time," Maekar said, his voice dropping into a low, incredibly soft register meant only for her. "However, if you require anything... or if you simply wish to return early... you will text me. If you need someone to collect you, I will personally drive the Maybach to your location at any hour of the day or night."
Kat’s heart executed a flutter against her ribs. The devotion in his offer was staggering. He wasn't offering to send a driver. He was offering to come get her himself.
"I will," Kat promised softly, a small smile touching her lips. "Thank you, Maekar."
"Right!" Kat announced loudly, clapping her hands together, deliberately shattering the romantic tension before she lost her mind. She looked at the boys. "Gremlins! Upstairs! Teeth brushed, bags packed! You have ten minutes before we go!"
Daeron, Aemon, and Aerion groaned, abandoning the kitchen and sprinting for the staircase.
Kat stood up from her stool, turning her attention to Aegon, who was currently attempting to rub banana puree into his own hair.
"Oh, good lord, you are a disaster," Kat sighed, grabbing a wet wipe and scrubbing the baby's face.
Baelor stood up, folding his tablet and tucking it under his arm.
"Kat, allow me to manage the infant's sartorial preparation," Baelor offered smoothly. "You have not yet changed out of your sleepwear. I will dress Aegon for the day while you prepare yourself for your academic duties."
Kat looked down at her oversized black hoodie and faded flannel pajama bottoms. She looked at Baelor, relieved by the offer.
"You are an absolute lifesaver, Pops," Kat beamed, lifting the sticky boy out of the highchair and handing him over to the immaculate politician. "His clothes are in the nursery. Nothing too complicated, please. Just something comfortable."
"I am perfectly capable of dressing a toddler, Kat," Baelor sniffed haughtily, shifting Aegon onto his hip and turning toward the hallway.
Kat watched him go, smiling fondly.
She turned and jogged up the staircase, heading straight for the master suite to get dressed.
Maekar watched her go. He waited exactly ten seconds, before he silently followed her up the stairs.
Kat pushed the doors of the master suite open. She walked over to the messy pile of her colorful clothing currently dominating Maekar’s pristine, color-coordinated walk-in closet.
"Right, what are we wearing today?" Kat muttered to herself, sifting through a pile of distressed denim and bright sweaters.
"I believe the aesthetic choice depends entirely on the wig," a deep, rich baritone rumbled from the doorway.
Kat jumped, spinning around.
Maekar was leaning casually against the doorframe of the closet, his arms crossed over his chest. His dark silk robe was tied loosely, leaving the silver-haired expanse of his chest exposed. His violet eyes were dark, tracking her movements with unapologetic hunger.
"Jesus, Maekar, put a bell on!" Kat gasped, pressing a hand to her racing heart. She glared at him. "And what does the wig have to do with anything?"
Maekar walked slowly into the closet, invading her personal space. He stopped inches away from her, towering over her small frame.
"You asked which wig I preferred yesterday," Maekar reminded her softly, his voice a low, vibrating hum that sent a shiver down her spine. "I believe I have reached a decision."
Kat swallowed hard, her mouth going dry. "You have?"
"I have," Maekar confirmed, his gaze intense and unwavering. "I want you to wear the white-silver."
Kat paused, her brow furrowing slightly. "The silver?"
"Yes," Maekar nodded. "I want you to wear the silver. And the blue contact lenses."
Kat stared at him, confused by the specific curated demand.
"Why?" Kat asked, genuinely baffled. "The boys love the silver because it makes me look like their actual mother. But with the blue contacts... it’s going to look bizarre. It’s going to look like a different person."
Maekar smiled, a wicked devastating expression.
"Exactly," Maekar purred, leaning closer. "I want to see the silver hair. But I do not want you to look like their mother today, Katherine. I want you to look fundamentally mine."
Kat stopped breathing.
The arrogance of the statement, combined with the raw possessiveness burning in his eyes, was overwhelming. He wasn't playing a game. He was deliberately molding her aesthetic to suit his own specific desires.
"Okay," Kat whispered, her voice trembling slightly conquered by the demand. "Silver hair. Blue eyes. I’ll go fix them and do my makeup."
She turned around, intending to flee to the safety of the en-suite bathroom.
"Wait," Maekar commanded softly, his hand reaching out to gently grab her wrist.
Kat froze.
Maekar didn't pull her into his arms. He released her wrist, stepping past her. He reached into the pile of her clothing on the shelf, sifting through the fabrics with unexpected, delicate precision.
He pulled a garment out, holding it up.
It was a dress Kat had purchased from a vintage thrift store in Soho years ago. It was a stunning, short, tight halter-neck dress made of delicate, sheer chiffon. The fabric was a soft, pale cream color, completely covered in a explosion of dark purple, lavender, and pink floral patterns. The bodice was ruched and structured, designed to emphasize the waist and the chest.
It was beautiful. It was colourful. And it was dangerously short.
Maekar held the dress up, his violet eyes locking onto hers.
"Would you wear this today?" Maekar asked, his voice low with anticipation.
Kat stared at the dress. She stared at the billionaire holding it.
"Sure," Kat breathed, reaching out to take the hanger from his hand. "Hand it over. I’ll put it on."
Maekar didn't give her the dress. He held it slightly out of her reach, a dark, teasing smirk touching his lips.
"I will help you," Maekar offered smoothly.
Six months, her rational brain screamed. Do not let him touch you. Do not let him near your clothes. You will not survive.
But she looked at his eyes. She looked at the mesmerizing heat burning in them.
Kat smiled, a reckless expression spreading across her face. She shook her head in fond, exasperated defeat.
"Fine," Kat whispered, turning her back to him.
It was absolute torture.
Maekar didn't rush. He moved with deliberate slowness. He helped her pull the oversized black hoodie over her head, discarding it onto the floor. He helped her step out of the flannel pajama bottoms.
Kat stood in front of him in nothing but her simple, black cotton underwear and a matching sports bra. Her pale skin was covered in goosebumps, her body trembling from the sheer proximity of him.
Maekar slowly, reverently slipped the delicate, purple floral chiffon dress over her head. He guided the fabric down her body, his large warm hands brushing lightly against her bare shoulders, her waist, and the curve of her hips as he smoothed the material down.
Every single point of contact felt like a branding iron.
"You are not playing fair, Maekar," Kat muttered, her voice wrecked, clenching her fists at her sides to stop herself from turning around and abandoning the six-month embargo.
Maekar let out a low unapologetic groan, his chest brushing flush against her bare back as he reached around to tie the halter-neck straps at the nape of her neck.
"I am doing nothing against your established rules, Kat," Maekar rumbled, his hot breath ghosting across her skin, sending a another shiver down her spine. "I am not kissing you. I am not having sex with you. I merely thought a small, domestic gesture would help alleviate the tension."
He tied the final knot, his hands resting possessively on her bare shoulders.
"But," Maekar admitted, his voice dropping into a rough ruined whisper, "it is making things infinitely worse."
Kat couldn't help it. The validation of his suffering was too much.
She turned her head slightly, looking over her shoulder at him. She offered him a triumphant, bratty grin, and deliberately stuck her tongue out at him.
Maekar’s control snapped.
He let out a feral, animalistic growl of frustration. He didn't kiss her mouth. He didn't break the rule.
He leaned down, burying his face in the sensitive crook of her neck. He opened his mouth and bit down, hard, on the soft skin of her exposed shoulder, where the halter-neck strap met her collarbone.
It wasn't a gentle nip. It was a territorial bite that sent a shockwave of liquid heat crashing straight through Kat’s entire nervous system.
"Maekar!" Kat moaned loudly, a high, breathless, explicit sound tearing from her throat as her knees actually buckled slightly. She threw her head back, granting him total access.
Maekar released his bite, his chest heaving against her back.
"Fuck," Maekar swore vehemently into the quiet closet, his voice wrecked. "That did not help."
Kat burst into a breathless fit of giggles, turning around to face him. She was flushed, her chest heaving, but her eyes were shining with joy.
Maekar took a step back, forcing some necessary distance between them before he entirely lost his mind and threw her onto the floor.
He looked at her.
He looked at the short, tight purple floral dress. He looked at the pale, flawless skin of her shoulders, and the stark, beautiful contrast of the blindingly bright, cerulean blue contact lenses against her silver hair.
She looked breathtaking.
"You are beautiful, Kitty," Maekar murmured softly, the honesty in his voice stripping away all the teasing, playful energy.
Kat flushed a deeper, more profound shade of red, suddenly feeling shy under his intense gaze. She looked down at the floor, smoothing her hands nervously over the skirt.
"It's just the dress," Kat mumbled quietly unaccustomed to genuine compliments. "It’s a good cut."
Maekar closed the distance instantly. He reached out, his hand gently but firmly gripping her chin, tilting her head up until she was forced to look directly into his eyes.
"No," Maekar stated, his voice a low, vibrating rumble of unwavering certainty. "It is not the dress. It is you. You are exquisite."
Kat stopped breathing. The world seemed to shrink until it was only the two of them, standing in the messy closet, consumed by the magnetic, impossible pull between them.
She leaned forward slightly, forgetting the embargo. Maekar lowered his head, his gaze dropping to her soft lips.
They were millimeters apart.
"Mama!"
The loud, joyful, high-pitched shriek shattered the intimate silence of the master suite like a gunshot.
Kat and Maekar jumped apart, whipping their heads toward the doorway.
Aegon was running into the bedroom, unbalanced, clutching his purple dragon. He sprinted across the rug, launching himself toward Kat’s legs.
Kat looked down at the baby.
Her jaw dropped in horror.
Baelor Targaryen had not dressed Aegon in a comfortable, casual fleece onesie or a soft pair of sweatpants. The Shadow Minister had projected his own aristocratic, political aesthetic onto the one-year-old.
Aegon was wearing a starched white button-down shirt, a tiny, perfectly tailored pair of navy blue trousers complete with miniature suspenders, and a small, ridiculous, clip-on crimson bow tie.
He looked exactly like a miniature, slightly intoxicated Member of Parliament.
"BAELOR!" Kat roared, the sheer volume of her voice echoing through the entire estate. She scooped the immaculately dressed toddler into her arms, marching furiously out of the master suite and heading straight for the stairs. "He is a baby! He is not a fucking cabinet minister! He cannot wear suspenders to a school!"
Maekar stood in the doorway of the closet, watching her storm out, listening to her complaints echoing down the hallway.
He threw his head back and let out a booming, entirely laugh, tying his silk robe securely around his waist.
He followed her, ready to watch the Queen of the Gremlins dismantle his brother's sartorial choices.
The process of stripping a one-year-old out of a miniature parliamentary suit and wrestling him into a pair of comfortable, stained yellow joggers took exactly four minutes.
"I am confiscating these suspenders, Baelor," Kat announced, shoving the tiny, expensive garments into her tote bag as she stood in the foyer. She had Aegon balanced on her hip, the boy happily chewing on the sleeve of her oversized black hoodie, which she had thrown back over the delicate floral dress to brave the winter cold. "He is going to a school, not a filibuster."
Baelor, standing near the staircase and sipping his coffee, merely sniffed in disdain. "It builds character, Kat. A man must learn how to present himself to society."
"He literally eats crayons, Pops. Society can wait," Kat rolled her eyes.
The grand foyer was a whirlwind of activity. Thomas was ushering Daeron and Aemon out the front doors, ensuring their St. Jude’s blazers were buttoned against the freezing wind before loading them into the Maybach.
Maekar stood near the open oak doors, unbothered by the icy draft sweeping into the foyer. He was still wearing his dark grey silk robe, his hands resting casually in his pockets. He watched his sons pile into the vehicle, offering them a firm, proud nod of acknowledgment.
He then turned his eyes back to the interior of the foyer, locking onto Kat.
"Right, Duck, grab your backpack," Kat instructed, tossing the Bentley keys into the air and catching them. "We are wheels up in two minutes."
Aerion jogged past, throwing his bag over his shoulder. "Bye, Dad!"
"Have a productive day, Aerion," Maekar rumbled, stepping aside to let the ten-year-old pass.
Kat hauled her tote bag higher onto her shoulder, bouncing Aegon once on her hip. She walked over to the doorway, stopping directly in front of Maekar.
She looked up at him. She saw the exhaustion beneath his eyes from the fourteen-hour flight, but she also saw the vibrating warmth radiating from his posture. He looked at peace.
"Go to sleep, Dictionary Boy," Kat ordered softly, offering him a warm, fond smile. "You look like you’re operating on fumes and spite. I don't want to come back here on Sunday and find you collapsed in a hallway."
Maekar smiled, a expression that made the corners of his eyes crinkle.
"I will rest, Katherine," Maekar murmured, his deep voice a low, vibrating hum that sent a pleasant shiver down her spine. "Enjoy your reprieve."
He leaned down.
Kat’s breath caught in her throat. She froze, her cerulean blue lenses widening slightly as his frame closed the distance.
Maekar didn't aim for her lips. He turned his head slightly, his mouth pressing softly against the soft curve of her cheek.
The contact lasted for barely a second, but the heat of his lips against her cold skin felt like a branding iron. The intoxicating scent of his cedar soap enveloped her.
Maekar pulled back.
He stopped. His eyes widened slightly as his brain rebooted and registered exactly what he had just done.
The embargo, Maekar realized. Six months. No kissing.
He had broken the non-negotiable parameter she had set less than twenty-four hours after getting home. He had breached the boundary.
"Kat," Maekar breathed, his voice tight with immediate regret, taking a half-step backward. "Forgive me. That was... I apologize. It was a lapse in operational discipline. I did not intend to violate your boundaries."
Kat stood perfectly still. The spot on her cheek where his lips had touched was burning like a miniature sun.
She looked at the panic in his eyes. He wasn't acting like an arrogant billionaire who thought the rules didn't apply to him. He was acting like a man who was scared that he had just ruined his only chance with the woman he adored.
A soft smile broke across Kat’s face. The panic in her chest evaporated, replaced by a flooding wave of affection.
She didn't yell. She didn't invoke the embargo.
She reached up with her free hand, her fingertips brushing lightly against the spot on her cheek he had just kissed.
"It's okay, Maekar," Kat whispered, her northern accent devoid of its usual sharp edge. Her blue lenses locked onto his violet eyes, radiating reassurance. "That was okay. Cheek kisses are a loophole."
Maekar stopped breathing.
The panic instantly vanished. He looked at her soft smile, realizing that she wasn't retreating. She was holding the line, but she was allowing him to exist safely on the edge of it.
The tension bled entirely out of his broad shoulders. A warm smile spread across his handsome face.
"I will see you soon, Kitty," Maekar murmured, his voice dropping into a husky, intimate register that made her toes curl in her boots.
"Sleep, Dragon," Kat winked, her cheeks burning a brilliant shade of red.
She turned on her heel, practically fleeing out the front doors and into the freezing winter morning before she completely lost her mind and dragged him into the nearest coat closet.
She bundled Aegon into the back of the Bentley alongside a highly amused Aerion, who had watched the entire exchange through the window with a look of supreme tactical victory. Kat threw the engine into gear and peeled out of the estate, her heart singing a joyful melody all the way to King’s Row Academy.
The yellow-painted corridors of the school were a buzzing hive of children energy.
Kat dropped Aerion off near his lunch hall, handing Aegon over to a surprisingly enthusiastic Mr. Stool in the music wing, before making a beeline directly for the art department.
She didn't stop in her own classroom. She dropped her tote bag onto her desk, shed the oversized black hoodie, and marched straight down the hall toward the kiln rooms.
She pushed the wooden door open.
Markl was sitting on a stool near his potter's wheel, currently attempting to manipulate a stubborn lump of grey stoneware. He was wearing his usual splattered leather apron over his clothes, his top hat pushed back on his dark curls.
He looked up as Kat strode into the room.
His hands stalled on the spinning clay. He blinked, his dark eyes sweeping over her altered aesthetic. He took in the blindingly bright silver hair cascading down her back. He noted the cerulean blue contact lenses hiding her mismatched eyes. And finally, his gaze dropped to the vintage cream chiffon dress exploding with dark purple and pink floral patterns.
"Good lord, Kat," Markl drawled, a amused smirk spreading across his face. "You look like a hallucination. What in the pastel, ethereal nightmare are you wearing?"
"It’s a vintage piece, you uncultured swine," Kat defended, hopping up onto an empty, clean workbench and swinging her boots.
"It is... Very soft," Markl analyzed, wiping his clay-covered hands on a towel. He narrowed his eyes, a knowing gleam lighting up his expression. "Wait. You despise soft aesthetics on a Friday. You usually wear neon and leather to terrorize the staff. Why are you dressed like a woodland nymph who just discovered footwear?"
Kat felt a treacherous flush creeping up her neck. She looked away, pretending to inspect a drying ceramic mug on the shelf.
"Maekar picked it out," Kat mumbled quietly, failing to sound casual.
Markl froze. He dropped the towel onto the workbench.
"I beg your pardon?" Markl asked, his voice rising in delighted scandal. "The Ice Dragon dictated your wardrobe?"
"He didn't dictate it," Kat argued, glaring at him. "He just... strongly suggested it. He said he liked the silver hair. And he handed me the dress."
"And you just put it on?" Markl wheezed, clapping a hand over his mouth as a loud, ringing laugh escaped him. "Oh, my god! The Queen of the Gremlins is domesticated! He is picking out your clothes! He has claimed you!"
"He has not claimed me!" Kat shrieked, though her burning cheeks betrayed her. "I am an independent woman! I just happened to agree with his aesthetic choice for the day!"
"Keep telling yourself that, Mama Wyvern," Markl cackled, leaning back against his wheel. He shook his head entertained. "Anyway, as fascinating as your romantic subjugation is... tell me about your weekend plans. I know you're officially off the clock from the Targaryen estate. Are you fleeing back to your flat?"
"I am," Kat sighed, a wave of exhaustion washing over her at the thought of her empty apartment. "I need to do laundry, check my post, and stare at a wall in silence for at least twelve hours. I love those boys, but they are a relentless tornado of energy."
"Understandable," Markl nodded sympathetically. "So, what are we doing? You, me, and forty-eight hours of unsupervised freedom."
Kat perked up, leaning forward on the workbench. "I don't know. What do you want to do? We haven't had a proper weekend together since I signed that ridiculous corporate contract."
Markl tapped his chin, his dark eyes calculating.
"Well," Markl proposed smoothly, "we have two options. We can attempt to cram all of our socializing into one night, or we can spread it out. I say we go out out tomorrow night. I’m talking clubs. I’m talking getting unashamedly smashed until two in the morning and complaining about our hangovers on Sunday."
Kat’s blue lenses widened in enthusiastic agreement.
"Yesss," Kat hissed, pumping her fist in the air. "I need a night out. I have been too responsible this week. Tomorrow night, we go feral."
"Excellent," Markl grinned. "But, because we are committing to anarchy tomorrow... today requires a strategic preservation of energy."
"Meaning?" Kat prompted.
"Meaning," Markl stated, crossing his arms, "tonight, we are being lazy af. You are coming over to my flat after school. We are not wearing real pants. We are rotting on the sofa."
Kat let out a long, heavy, incredibly relieved groan. "That sounds like heaven, Hatter."
"It gets better," Markl smirked, pointing a clay-dusted finger directly at her. "Because you are currently sitting on a massive influx of Targaryen hazard pay, you are getting the takeaway. I want an obscene amount of Thai food. Pad Thai, green curry, the works."
"Deal," Kat agreed instantly, willing to fund the culinary operation. "I’ll order it on the way over."
"And," Markl finalized the terms, turning back to his potter's wheel, "I will find a film. Something with terrible CGI and zero plot. The perfect mental palate cleanser."
"You have yourself a date, Mr. Markl," Kat beamed, hopping down from the workbench, her energy restored. "I'll see you at the bell!"
"Bring spring rolls, or do not come at all!" Markl yelled after her as she marched out the door.
Kat laughed, striding down the yellow hallway toward her art room. The weekend was officially secured. She had forty-eight hours of laziness and clubbing ahead of her.
Notes:
Do you think Kat will actually manage to "rot" at Markl's, or will Maekar find a way to interrupt her Thai food date? please leave a kudos and/or a comment!
Chapter 38: Chapter Thirty-Eight: A Public Crisis
Summary:
In which Kat becomes a Sexy Broccoli, and Maekar needs to Google the definition of sexting.
Warning - very short smut scene at the end
Song recommendation for this chapter -
High Hopes – Panic! At The Disco
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
The master suite of the Targaryen estate was steeped in a peaceful silence. The blackout curtains had been drawn electronically, plunging the room into a cool, artificial twilight that blocked out the glaring, late-morning winter sun.
Maekar was asleep.
He was sprawled diagonally across the center of the king-sized mattress, the duvet tangled around his waist. He was blissfully unconscious, his face buried deep into the pillow that Kat had occupied just a few hours prior. The lingering, intoxicating scent of her—a chaotic, beautiful blend of cheap vanilla shampoo, sweet tea, and turpentine—was permanently embedded in the Egyptian cotton.
For the first time in a week, the CEO of Targaryen Enterprises was actually experiencing a restorative REM cycle. His body was finally recovering from the brutal fourteen-hour flight from Tokyo and the adrenaline of his midnight infiltration of his own home.
Then, the nightmare of modern technology intervened.
From the bedside table, his phone began to vibrate. It wasn't a soft, subtle notification chime. It was a harsh, rhythmic loud, specialized ringtone that Maekar reserved exclusively for catastrophic, tier-one corporate emergencies.
Maekar let out a rough groan, his brow furrowing in his sleep. He ignored it, pulling a pillow over his head.
The phone stopped ringing. Ten seconds of blessed silence passed.
Then, it began ringing again. Louder. More insistent.
Maekar’s eyes snapped open in the dark. The Ice Dragon was awake, his survival instincts overriding his physical exhaustion. He threw the pillow aside, pushing himself up onto his elbows, his chest heaving slightly.
He reached out, snatching the phone off the nightstand. He didn't check the caller ID; only few people possessed the override code to bypass his 'Do Not Disturb' protocol.
Maekar swiped the screen, pressing the device to his ear.
"What?" Maekar snapped, his voice a freezing, lethal rumble of hostility. "Sterling, this had better be an active, multi-billion-pound crisis, or I am going to personally fire you out of a cannon into the Thames."
On the other end of the line, sitting in the high-tech, glass-walled public relations war room at Targaryen Enterprises headquarters, Sterling—the over-caffeinated, highly-strung Director of Global PR—let out a frantic, high-pitched noise that sounded like a tea kettle boiling over.
"Sir!" Sterling gasped, his voice trembling with panic. "Mr. Targaryen! I apologize for the interruption, but the global markets are currently in a state of unprecedented free-fall! The SEC is calling my office! Bloomberg is running a live special report! The board of directors is demanding an emergency summit!"
Maekar swung his legs over the edge of the mattress, sitting up entirely. He pinched the bridge of his nose, a migraine instantly blooming behind his eyes.
"Sterling," Maekar commanded smoothly, forcing the panic out of the conversation with authority. "Breathe. Give me a concise, bullet-pointed summary of the situation. What, exactly, has occurred to trigger a market collapse? Did the Tokyo integration leak prematurely?"
"No, sir! The Tokyo integration is holding perfectly!" Sterling cried. "It’s not the Japanese markets! It’s the domestic sector! It’s the shipping monopoly algorithms! Sir, why didn't you brief us?! Why didn't you tell the PR department before you executed a maneuver of this magnitude?!"
Maekar frowned, his jaw tightening. "A maneuver of what magnitude? What are you talking about?"
"The hard launch, sir!" Sterling practically shrieked into the microphone. "The Instagram post! Why, in the name of all that is holy, did you just casually hard-launch a romantic relationship with Lindsay Barlaeris on a Friday morning without a press release?!"
Maekar froze.
He pulled the phone away from his ear for a fraction of a second, staring at the blank screen in profound bewilderment, before pressing it back to his face.
"I beg your pardon?" Maekar asked, his voice dangerously quiet. "Did you just say... Lindsay Barlaeris?"
"Yes!" Sterling shouted, the sound of frantic typing echoing in the background. "The Blood Wyvern! The invisible heiress! The woman whose corporate conglomerate is our single largest rival in the European shipping sector! Sir, the implications are staggering! If Targaryen Enterprises and the Barlaeris Corporation are merging via a marital alliance, it triggers anti-monopoly clauses! The press is going entirely feral! The photo already has three million likes!"
Maekar’s brain short-circuited.
He stood up from the bed, his bare chest heaving as a puzzle attempted to assemble itself in his mind.
"Sterling," Maekar growled, gripping the phone so tightly the chassis creaked. "I am not dating Lindsay Barlaeris. I have never met the Blood Wyvern in my entire life. She is a ruthless, infuriating, invisible corporate ghost who actively stole my Asian shipping fleet three weeks ago. I would rather fuck a cactus."
There was a dead silence on the other end of the line.
"You... you aren't?" Sterling squeaked derailed.
"No," Maekar stated flatly, pacing across the Persian rug. "I am not."
"But, sir..." Sterling stammered, entirely confused. "The woman in your bed? The photograph you posted this morning at 6:00 AM? The caption 'Being home with family'?"
Maekar stopped pacing. He closed his eyes, letting out a long exasperated sigh.
Aemon. The tactical genius had uploaded the dog-pile selfie to his official corporate Instagram account rather then his private one. Maekar had known it would cause a stir. He had known the media would dissect it. But he had underestimated the rabid insanity of the internet's facial recognition conspiracy theorists.
"Sterling," Maekar explained slowly, utilizing the tone of voice usually reserved for speaking to very slow children. "The woman in that photograph is my girlfriend. Her name is Katherine. She is twenty-six years old, and she is a fucking primary school art teacher. She is not a billionaire heiress."
"An art teacher?" Sterling repeated, his voice hollow.
"Yes," Maekar confirmed.
"But, Mr. Targaryen..." Sterling argued, desperation bleeding back into his tone. "The physical resemblance is staggering! The internet has run cross-reference algorithms! The pale skin, the bone structure... but most importantly, the hair! The Valyrian silver hair! And the heterochromia! The mismatched eyes! Sir, Lindsay Barlaeris is notoriously rumored to possess those exact, rare genetic markers! The press is convinced it is her!"
Maekar pinched the bridge of his nose again, a dark, cynical laugh escaping his lips.
"It is a joke, Sterling," Maekar stated firmly, leaning his broad shoulder against the doorframe of his closet. "Katherine is a eccentric, colourful individual. She possesses an entire wardrobe of synthetic lace-front wigs and colored contact lenses. She was wearing a silver wig and a purple contact lens in that photograph."
"A wig?" Sterling echoed weakly.
"Yes, a wig," Maekar said flawlessly, protecting Kat’s bizarre, desperate need to hide her natural features. "If I were actually dating the Blood Wyvern, Sterling, do you not think I would be aware of it? Do you believe I am so incompetent that I would accidentally bed the CEO of a rival conglomerate without conducting a basic background check?"
"No, sir. Of course not, sir," Sterling backpedaled instantly, terrified of insulting his employer's intelligence. "But... the public perception. The media is running with the narrative. They are pulling up blurry, ten-year-old paparazzi photos of Lindsay Barlaeris and doing side-by-side comparisons with your Instagram post. We need to control the narrative. We need to issue a retraction."
"I will not issue a retraction," Maekar refused instantly, his territorial instincts flaring. "I am not ashamed of the photograph, nor am I ashamed of my partner. I will not hide her to satisfy the press."
"Then we need to prove it isn't her," Sterling pleaded. "Sir, please. Can we arrange a professional photoshoot? Can we bring Katherine into the studio? We can dress her in designer clothing, style her appropriately, and issue an exclusive spread to Vogue or Vanity Fair. We can formally introduce 'Katherine the Art Teacher' and kill the Barlaeris rumors instantly."
Maekar’s violet eyes darkened into freezing, lethal slits. The very idea of subjecting Kat—a woman who actively hid behind wigs and oversized hoodies because she was terrified of the world—to a highly pressurized, media photoshoot was repulsive.
He thought of Olenna Tyrell sneering at Kat in the restaurant. He thought of the vultures who would tear her beautiful aesthetic to shreds.
"Absolutely not," Maekar snarled, his voice a terrifying rumble that made the PR director physically flinch on the other end of the line. "You will not contact her. You will not request a photoshoot. You will not subject her to a media circus. She is not a corporate asset; she is my partner."
"But sir, the rumors—"
"I will handle the rumors," Maekar cut him off ruthlessly. "I will post a different photograph of her later today. One where she is utilizing a different aesthetic. It will clearly demonstrate that the silver hair is a synthetic disguise, and it will definitively prove that she is not the Blood Wyvern. Until then, you will issue a standard 'no comment' to all press inquiries."
"Yes, sir," Sterling capitulated instantly.
"Do not contact this number again until Monday," Maekar commanded. "If the SEC calls, tell them to audit their own internal competence. Goodbye, Sterling."
Maekar hit the red end-call button with a sharp tap of his thumb. He tossed the phone onto the unmade, tangled sheets of the bed and let out a frustrated sigh.
He walked into the en-suite bathroom, splashing cold water on his face. He leaned against the marble vanity, staring at his own reflection.
Lindsay Barlaeris.
The name left a bitter, metallic taste in his mouth. He despised the woman. He despised the way she operated from the shadows, utilizing proxy signatures and cutthroat legal loopholes to destabilize his shipping routes. She was a coward. She was a corporate parasite who hid behind her inherited wealth and her father's terrifying legacy.
Maekar walked back into the bedroom. He picked his phone back up.
Despite his unwavering certainty that his PR team was composed of hysterical idiots, a tiny, clinical sliver of his brain demanded data.
Maekar opened a secure browser on his phone. He typed the name Lindsay Barlaeris into the search bar and hit enter.
He scrolled past the endless stream of financial articles, Forbes analyses, and speculative corporate blogs, clicking directly on the 'Images' tab.
There were very, very few photographs.
The Blood Wyvern was notoriously elusive. The images that did exist were mostly blurry, grainy, long-lens paparazzi shots taken outside the fortified gates of the Barlaeris country estate, or highly guarded, tightly cropped photos from exclusive, invite-only charity galas.
Maekar clicked on the clearest image he could find.
It was a photograph from roughly three years ago. The woman in the picture was walking quickly from the doors of a luxury hotel toward a waiting, town car, surrounded by a phalanx of heavily armed security contractors.
She was wearing an oversized, black designer trench coat that completely swallowed her figure. A dark scarf was wrapped tightly around her neck. Her face was obscured by a pair of dark, bug-eyed sunglasses that covered half her features.
But beneath the sunglasses, the lower half of her face was visible. The pale, porcelain skin. The sharp, aristocratic jawline. And falling out from beneath a black beanie, a few unmistakable, shimmering strands of Valyrian silver hair.
Maekar stared at the photograph.
He minimized the browser, returning to his home screen. He unlocked the phone, pulling up the joyful dog-pile photograph Aemon had posted to Instagram.
He held the phone horizontally, utilizing the split-screen function to place the two images side-by-side.
The blurry, heavily guarded corporate heiress on the left.
The laughing, vibrantly beautiful art teacher on the right.
Maekar analyzed the data. He looked at the bone structure. He looked at the pale skin. He looked at the silver hair.
They do look similar, Maekar conceded silently, his brow furrowing slightly as he noted the undeniable, striking biological parallels. The genetic markers are nearly identical.
But as he stared at the two images, the differences became blindingly, overwhelmingly obvious.
The woman in the paparazzi photo—Lindsay Barlaeris—looked entirely fake. She looked stiff, cold, and manufactured. She held her body with a rigid, defensive tension, her mouth pressed into a tight, miserable line. She looked exactly like what she was: a spoiled, frigid, deeply unhappy aristocratic cunt who spent her life counting money in the dark.
Kat, on the other hand, was alive.
In the photograph on the right, Kat was laughing so hard her face was flushed a beautiful shade of pink. Her smile was wide, open, and unprotected. Her arms were wrapped fiercely around his son, radiating a warm, visceral energy that practically bled through the digital screen.
Maekar scoffed, a dark, cynical shake of his head as he closed the browser, deleting the image of Lindsay Barlaeris from his screen.
Who the fuck would want that miserable Wyvern, Maekar thought, a fierce, territorial possessiveness flaring in his chest as he looked at the picture of Kat, when they could have someone real?
He didn't care about the similarities. He didn't care about the rumors. He had the real thing. He had the Queen of the Gremlins, and she was currently teaching a bunch of primary school children how to mix paint while wearing combat boots.
But he still needed to appease his hysterical PR department before they spontaneously combusted and tanked his stock prices.
Maekar opened his messaging app, navigating to the thread he had established with Kat.
He began to type, his thumbs moving swiftly across the digital keyboard.
MAEKAR: Good morning, baby.
MAEKAR: I trust your morning commute was adequately chaotic.
MAEKAR: I require a favor. Aemon’s upload of our photograph has triggered a minor, highly ridiculous media circus. The internet has collectively hallucinated that you are the CEO of a rival corporate conglomerate based on your silver wig.
MAEKAR: I need you to send me a photograph of yourself. A normal image. Something utilizing a different aesthetic, preferably a different wig, so I may post it and silence the PR department's panic.
MAEKAR: Send me a picture you like of yourself.
Maekar hit send. He tossed the phone onto the bed, turning toward his closet to select a fresh set of lounge clothes, fully expecting a reasonably quick, perhaps slightly sarcastic response containing a decent, normal selfie.
Five minutes later, his phone buzzed.
Maekar walked back to the bed, picking up the device.
KAT: [Image Attachment]
Maekar tapped the image to expand it, prepared to see her in a nice dress, or perhaps the oversized blue hoodie she had worn to fix Markl's car.
He stared at the screen.
His brain flatlined.
It was a photograph of Kat. But she was not wearing a dress. She was not wearing a hoodie.
She was standing in the middle of what looked like a community center hall, holding a plastic cup of punch. She was wearing a violently green, bulky, full-body foam mascot costume. It was shaped like a giant stalk of broccoli. Her face was poking out of a hole near the top, surrounded by dark green, fuzzy 'florets'. She was wearing bright green tights, and she was striking a ridiculous, highly suggestive, over-the-shoulder 'sexy' pose, pursing her lips at the camera.
Maekar stared at the image.
"What the actual fuck," Maekar whispered to the empty bedroom, unable to comprehend the visual data.
Before he could even begin to formulate a response, a rapid-fire barrage of text messages began exploding across his screen.
KAT: Shit wrong image!
KAT: Actually fuck it...
KAT: Right image!!
KAT: I look so sexy in green
KAT: Who wouldn't want a sexy broccoli 🥦
KAT: I is everyone dream... wet dream 😉
Maekar stared at the messages. The unhinged, lunacy of the woman was staggering. He could practically hear her cackling hysterically in her classroom as she rapidly typed the grammatically incorrect nonsense.
A laugh tore from his throat, echoing off the high ceilings of the master suite. He dropped his head back, running a hand through his silver hair, hopeless.
He quickly typed a reply.
MAEKAR: Thank you for the prompt submission, Katherine. However, that is absolutely not what I was asking for. It is literally nightmare fuel.
KAT: Why?! Isn't my broccoli good enough for your wank bank?!
Maekar choked, a cough escaping his lips. She was utterly feral.
MAEKAR: It is highly nutritious, but it does not exactly inspire carnal desire. Nor does it solve my public relations crisis. Please, Baby. Be serious for one moment. Send me a normal photograph.
There was a pause. Three blinking dots appeared at the bottom of the screen, indicating she was typing.
KAT: 🙄
KAT: [Image Attachment]
Maekar tapped the new image, bracing himself for another ridiculous mascot costume. Perhaps a giant carrot this time.
The image expanded to fill his screen.
Maekar stopped breathing. The blood in his veins turned instantly to liquid fire.
It was a mirror selfie, clearly taken in the messy bathroom of her flat. The background was a disaster of scattered makeup brushes, half-empty paint tubes, and hanging plants.
But Maekar didn't see the background.
Kat was standing in front of the mirror, holding the phone. She was wearing a electric-blue bob wig, the bright synthetic hair contrasting sharply with her pale skin.
But that was all she was wearing.
She was clad entirely in a matching, intricate, violently sheer set of violet lace lingerie. The bra was unlined, the delicate floral lace barely concealing the rose peaks of her nipples. The straps dug deliciously into the soft curves of her shoulders. The matching panties were high-waisted, but slashed high on the hips, leaving a devastating, mouth-watering expanse of pale, bare thigh and the soft, beautiful curve of her stomach exposed.
She wasn't posing suggestively. She was just standing there, looking casually at the phone screen, unaware of the catastrophic devastation she was wreaking upon the billionaire's nervous system.
A ragged hiss of breath tore through Maekar’s teeth.
His morning arousal, which had barely subsided since their play-fight, roared back to life with force. His cock jerked against his boxer briefs, swelling instantly to a painful rigidity. He gripped the phone so tightly his knuckles turned white, his eyes raking hungrily over every single inch of exposed skin, tracing the delicate violet lace down to the juncture of her thighs.
He had asked for a photo to post on Instagram. She had sent him a nuclear weapon.
His phone buzzed again, bringing him out of his paralyzed trance.
KAT: I can take better ones later if you want. I don't really have any actual 'wank bank' images saved on my phone. That’s just a fit-check.
Maekar swallowed hard, his throat dry. A dark possessive frown immediately formed on his face.
Fit check?
MAEKAR: A fit check? For whom, exactly, were you taking a photograph of yourself in transparent lingerie? Who was getting that image?
He waited, his chest tight with a spike of jealousy. He imagined some smug, hipster artist receiving that photograph. He imagined hunting the man down and dismantling him.
The three dots appeared.
KAT: Markl? Duh. I was buying it online and I couldn't tell if the color looked good against my skin tone or not. I needed a second opinion. He voted yes 🫠
Maekar let out a relieved exhale. Markl. The unrepentantly gay pottery teacher. The jealousy evaporated, replaced by a wave of lust.
MAEKAR: He voted correctly. It is very much your color.
KAT: Really? Is your favorite color purple or something?
Maekar stared at the photo. He looked at the violet lace clinging to her pale skin, emphasizing the soft, beautiful curves he desperately wanted to get his hands on.
MAEKAR: On you, yes. It is spectacular.
KAT: Freak.
Maekar smirked, a hungry fire burning in his eyes.
MAEKAR: We have derailed from the primary objective. As much as that image is devastatingly sexy, and I assure you, I will be utilizing it extensively later... that is not what I meant. I cannot post that to the corporate timeline.
MAEKAR: I just want a normal photo. One where you are fully clothed. One where you think you look beautiful.
There was a longer pause this time. The three dots appeared, vanished, and appeared again. He could almost picture her biting her lip, scrolling nervously through her camera roll, unaccustomed to genuine, non-ironic requests for her image.
Five minutes passed.
Finally, his phone buzzed.
KAT: [Image Attachment]
Maekar opened it.
It was a candid, beautifully lit photograph, likely taken during the summer. Kat was sitting on a swing seat suspended from a oak tree in a public park. The sun was shining through the leaves, casting dappled, golden light across her face.
She was wearing her blue wig, but the synthetic hair was intricately woven into two French braids that fell over her shoulders. She was wearing a pair of ripped, faded denim jeans and a tight, white, cropped t-shirt.
Her head was thrown back, and she was laughing. It was a unrestrained laugh, her eyes crinkled shut in joy.
It was perfect. It was exactly what he needed. It showed her vibrant energy. It showed a different hair color. It proved, undeniably, that she was not the stiff Blood Wyvern.
But as Maekar zoomed in slightly to appreciate the beautiful curve of her smile, his eyes caught the black, bold lettering printed directly across the chest of the tight white crop top.
NO TITS.
Maekar frowned. He looked at the bold, cynical statement emblazoned across her chest.
He didn't hesitate. He immediately began typing, his thumbs flying with possessive certainty.
MAEKAR: The photograph is beautiful. It is perfect. However, I must state for the official record that the typography on your garment is factually incorrect.
KAT: What? The shirt? It’s a joke, Maekar.
MAEKAR: It is a lie. That top lies. I have seen your breasts, Kat. I saw them this morning when I assisted you with your dress. You very much have some.
Kat’s response was instantaneous and frantic.
KAT: WHAT NOO?!
KAT: Maekar! Shut up! That was a bad boob day! The sports bra squashes everything flat! Forget you saw that!
Maekar chuckled softly in the quiet bedroom, highly amused by her frantic modesty.
MAEKAR: I assure you, they were perfectly adequate. However, if you require further evidence of my assessment, I will gladly refer back to the violet lace photograph.
KAT: That was a significantly better boob day.
KAT: The lace lifts.
Maekar’s violet eyes darkened. He lay back on the pillows, the throb in his groin demanding attention. The playful banter was rapidly deteriorating into something much more dangerous, much more explicit. He knew he was playing with fire, but he couldn't stop himself.
MAEKAR: The lace is indeed highly effective. However, if I am to be completely honest... I would much prefer to see you with no clothes on at all.
He hit send, his heart hammering a adrenaline-fueled rhythm against his ribs. He waited, holding his breath, wondering if he had pushed the boundary too far.
The response arrived five seconds later.
KAT: MAEKAR!
MAEKAR: I am simply being honest. It is a biological imperative.
KAT: You are a massive, perverted prick! And for that absolute breach of decorum, you will never, ever receive a titty pic.
KAT: The vault is closed.
Maekar physically flinched. The threat was devastatingly effective. The panic of losing access to her private camera roll overrode his cocky arrogance entirely.
MAEKAR: Katherine, wait. I apologize. I retract the statement. The vault must remain operational.
MAEKAR: I apologize.
KAT: Too late, Dictionary Boy. You overplayed your hand.
KAT: Anyway, I have to go. The bell is going to ring in two minutes and I have a class of Year Fives to terrorize with papier-mâché.
KAT: Also I am at work! I cannot be sexting you.
Maekar blinked. He read the final word on the screen.
Sexting. He knew the term, theoretically. He was aware of its cultural implications. But he was a thirty-six-year-old corporate billionaire who communicated almost exclusively via formal email and encrypted memos. He had never, in his entire life, engaged in digital, sexual flirtation.
A wicked, hungry smirk spread across his face.
MAEKAR: I have not sexted you yet, Katherine. I was merely stating facts.
MAEKAR: But I might later.
KAT: Byeeeeeee 😘
Maekar chuckled, his thumb hovering over the keyboard for a long, silent moment. He stared at her drawn-out sign-off. He typed his final message, letting the truth bleed into the digital text.
MAEKAR: Talk to you later, baby💜
He locked the phone, tossing it onto the nightstand.
He stood up from the tangled bed, a smile stretching across his face. The PR crisis was solved. He had his photograph. But more importantly, he had the image of her in the violet lace permanently burned into his retinas.
Maekar walked toward the en-suite bathroom, shedding his dark boxer briefs as he moved.
He stepped into the marble shower enclosure, cranking the chrome dials until the water was a scalding downpour. He bowed his head beneath the torrent, bracing his hands flat against the wet stone wall.
He closed his eyes.
The image of the violet lace bloomed vividly in the darkness. He saw the way it clung to her pale skin. He saw the rose pink peaks of her nipples pressing against the sheer fabric.
He reached down, his large hand wrapping securely around his aching cock. He let out a low, guttural groan, the friction of his palm sending a jolt of liquid fire straight down his spine.
As he stroked himself with a desperate rhythm, the hot water beating against his broad shoulders, his brain abandoned the Tokyo merger.
Instead, it began compiling a highly detailed, extremely expensive mental list.
He was going to buy her lingerie. He was going to buy out the inventory of Agent Provocateur and La Perla. He was going to buy violet lace, and black silk, and crimson satin. He was going to dress her in fortunes, and then he was going to tear it all off with his teeth the absolute second the six-month embargo lifted.
Maekar came with a harsh, ragged shout, his hips bucking as ropes of his release washed away in the scalding water.
He stood there for a long minute, his chest heaving, his heart hammering a quick rhythm against his ribs. He dragged a shaky hand down his face, pushing his wet silver hair back from his forehead.
He let out a soft, breathless chuckle.
He needed to buy lingerie. He needed to survive the next six months.
And, as soon as he stepped out of the shower, the CEO of Targaryen Enterprises desperately needed to open a private browser window and Google exactly what 'sexting' actually entailed.
Saying goodbye was significantly harder than Kat had anticipated.
When Friday afternoon finally rolled around, signaling the official start of her forty-eight-hour reprieve, she had expected to feel a sense of relief. She had spent the last six days entirely consumed by the exhausting, emotionally draining task of managing three traumatized boys and a hyperactive toddler, all while actively suppressing her own spiraling panic regarding her feelings for their father. She had earned a break. She desperately needed to sit in a quiet room and simply stare at a wall.
But as she stood in the foyer of the Targaryen estate, her battered tote bag slung over her shoulder, the relief was absent. Instead, there was a dull, persistent ache sitting squarely in the center of her chest.
Aegon was refusing to accept the logistical parameter of the weekend.
The one-year-old was currently gripping the fabric of Kat’s dress in two surprisingly powerful fists, his face buried deep into her collarbone. He was crying—wet, heartbreaking sobs that echoed off the ceilings.
"No go!" Aegon wailed, his silver hair a messy halo as he actively fought against Baelor, who was gently attempting to pry the baby from Kat’s arms. "Mama! No go!"
"I'm not going forever, Egg," Kat murmured, her heart physically breaking into a thousand tiny pieces. She wrapped her arms tightly around the baby, pressing a fierce, lingering kiss into his silver curls. "I’m just going to my flat for a couple of days. I’ll be back on Sunday for dinner. I promise."
"Mama stay!" Aegon demanded, his violet eyes swimming with tears as he looked up at her unconvinced by her promises.
Aerion was standing a few feet away, his hands shoved deep into the pockets of his jeans. The ten-year-old wasn't crying, but he looked miserable. He kicked at a nonexistent speck of dust on the polished marble floor.
"It’s going to be boring without you, Mam," Aerion mumbled, refusing to look her in the eye. "Dad is just going to make us do extra reading modules."
"No, he isn't," Kat smiled softly, shifting Aegon slightly to reach out and ruffle Aerion’s hair. "Your dad is going to spend the weekend actually hanging out with you. Make him take you to the park. Make him play a video game. Torture him a little bit. You have my official authorization."
Aerion offered a weak, watery half-smile. "Okay."
Daeron and Aemon were standing near the doorway, both of them offering her quiet, solemn nods of farewell. They understood the necessity of her departure, but they clearly didn't like it.
"We will secure the perimeter in your absence, Muña," Aemon promised adjusting his glasses.
"Text us if you need anything," Daeron added, his twelve-year-old shoulders squared protectively.
"I will," Kat promised, her voice cracking slightly.
Finally, with a gentle, concerted effort, Baelor managed to extract the sobbing Aegon from Kat’s grip. The man hoisted the baby onto his hip, bouncing him rhythmically in an attempt to soothe the tears.
"Have a restful weekend, Kat," Baelor offered, his eyes conveying a silent gratitude for the emotional heavy lifting she had executed over the last week. "You have certainly earned it."
"Try not to let the estate burn down, Pops," Kat winked, though the smile felt brittle on her face.
She turned around. Maekar was standing near the front doors.
He was dressed in a pair of dark, tailored trousers and a soft, dark grey cashmere sweater that stretched taut across his broad chest. He looked relaxed, though his eyes were tracking her every movement with a undeniable reluctance. He didn't want her to leave. It was radiating off him in waves.
"I will walk you to your vehicle," Maekar rumbled, his deep voice vibrating in the quiet foyer.
Kat didn't argue. She stepped out through the doors and into the freezing, late-afternoon winter air. The snow was still piled high on the lawns, but the driveway had been cleared. Her Bentley was parked near the steps.
Maekar walked down the steps beside her. He didn't speak until they reached the driver's side door.
He reached out, his hand gently catching her elbow, turning her to face him.
"If your flat is too cold, or if you simply require a change of scenery," Maekar murmured, his voice dropping into a husky register meant only for her ears, "you will contact me. I will dispatch Thomas immediately, or I will come for you myself."
Kat looked up at him. She saw the devotion burning in his eyes. He wasn't playing a game.
"I'll be fine, Dictionary Boy," Kat smiled, her chest tightening with affection. "I just need to do some laundry and sleep in my own bed for a night."
Maekar nodded slowly. He didn't step back. He leaned down, and for a breathless second, Kat thought he was going to break the six-month embargo right there in the driveway.
But he didn't. He turned his head slightly, his lips pressing a soft, lingering warm kiss against her cheek.
"I will see you soon, Kitty," Maekar whispered against her skin.
Kat shivered, the phantom heat of the contact sending a jolt of electricity straight down her spine. "See you Sunday."
She climbed into the Bentley, fired up the roaring engine, and pulled out of the gates. She watched the stone estate disappear in her rearview mirror, the silence of the car suddenly feeling overwhelmingly loud.
The drive back to her flat in the artist's quarter was a stark, depressing transition.
When Kat finally unlocked the door and stepped inside, the contrast was practically a physical blow. Her apartment was exactly as she had left it. It was a vibrant explosion of color. The walls were covered in her surrealist canvas paintings. The windows were framed by dozens of hanging plants, their vines trailing down to brush against the vintage, mismatched rugs covering the hardwood floors. Her bed in the corner was a nest of bright, patchwork quilts and dozens of plush, neon-colored throw pillows.
It was beautiful. It was entirely her aesthetic.
But it was silent.
There was no ten-year-old violently drumming in the next room. There was no baby babbling and throwing toys. There was no brooding billionaire sitting on a sofa, looking at her like she was the center of his universe.
Kat dropped her keys onto a side table, letting out a heavy sigh that echoed in the empty room.
"Right," Kat muttered to herself, aggressively shaking off the sudden wave of melancholy. "Productivity. I am a highly functional adult. I can exist in silence."
She immediately walked over to her vintage record player, dropping the needle onto a battered vinyl. A punk-rock track blared through the apartment, filling the quiet void.
She spent the next hour engaging in a frantic, manic burst of domestic chores. She stripped the bedding, throwing it into the ancient washing machine tucked in her tiny bathroom. She watered the hanging plants, humming loudly to the music. She swept the hardwood floors, ignoring the empty, hollow feeling in her chest.
Eventually, she wandered over to the small wooden table near her front door, sifting through the pile of mail that had accumulated over the last week. It was mostly junk—takeaway menus, utility bills, and a few flyers for local gallery exhibitions.
Kat froze. The upbeat energy drained from her posture.
She picked up her work phone. A email displaying a concise, sanitized legal briefing from her proxy executives.
It was a status report on the public relations crisis that had detonated that morning.
Aemon’s unauthorized Instagram upload of the family selfie had sent the global financial markets into a frenzy. The internet sleuths and paparazzi had immediately drawn the connection between the pale, silver-haired woman in the photograph and the notoriously reclusive Blood Wyvern. The rumors of a impending corporate merger between Targaryen Enterprises and the Barlaeris Corporation had caused shipping stocks to fluctuate wildly.
Kat hit dial a encrypted secure private number.
The line rang twice before it was picked up.
"Ms. Barlaeris," a crisp, professional, humorless voice answered. It was Jonathan, the senior proxy director who managed her public identity. "I presume you are calling regarding the media situation?"
"I am," Kat sighed, dropping onto her patchwork bed. "Tell me you handled it, Jonathan. Please tell me you put the fire out."
"We executed the containment protocols immediately," Jonathan confirmed smoothly. "As per your standing instructions regarding identity protection, we drafted a formal, highly aggressive press release from the Barlaeris Corporation. The statement explicitly denied any romantic or professional association with Maekar Targaryen. We definitively stated that the woman in the photograph was not you, and we threatened legal action against any publication that continued to propagate the false narrative."
Kat let out a long, relieved exhale, running a hand through her silver hair. "Did it work? Did the media buy it?"
"They did," Jonathan replied, a hint of dry, corporate amusement bleeding into his tone. "It appears the public is incredibly gullible when presented with a definitive denial from a billion-pound legal team. The tabloids have already pivoted their narrative. They are now running articles analyzing the distinct differences in bone structure between you and the woman in the photograph, completely convinced that you are two separate entities."
Kat burst into a cynical laugh, shaking her head at the absurdity of the situation.
"You have to be kidding me," Kat wheezed, falling back against her mountain of colorful pillows. "This morning they were convinced it was me. This Afternoon, a piece of paper tells them it isn't, and they suddenly decide we look different? People are so incredibly stupid."
"They see what they are told to see, Ms. Barlaeris," Jonathan noted philosophically. "The crisis has been averted. The stock fluctuations are stabilizing. Your anonymity remains entirely secure."
"Brilliant work, Jonathan. Thank you," Kat praised sincerely. "Hold the fort. I’ll check in next week."
"Enjoy your weekend, ma'am," Jonathan replied before clicking off the line.
Kat tossed her phone onto the mattress, letting out another laugh. It was hilarious, but also deeply ironic. She was hiding in plain sight. She was the Blood Wyvern, and she was the chaotic art teacher, and the entire world had simply accepted that the two could not possibly be the same person.
Kat sat up on the bed, her eyes wandering across her messy room.
Draped carefully over the back of a wicker chair near her window was the dress she had worn that morning. The vintage, cream chiffon halter-neck, exploding with dark purple and pink floral patterns.
Maekar had picked it out. He had stood in the closet, his violet eyes dark and heavy with possession, and told her he wanted her to look entirely, fundamentally his.
A bratty spark of energy ignited in Kat’s chest.
She looked at her phone. She looked at the dress.
Maekar had spent the morning being tortured by the six-month embargo. He had practically groaned in agony when he kissed her cheek. He wanted her, and he was currently trapped in his estate with six children, unable to do a single thing about it.
It was the perfect opportunity for an ambush.
Kat stood up. She didn't put the red wig on. She left her natural silver hair cascading in thick, waves down her back. She didn't put the blue contact lenses in, either. Her mismatched eyes—one brown, one purple—were exposed.
She stripped off her sweatpants and her t-shirt, tossing them onto the floor.
She picked up the vintage floral dress. She didn't bother putting on a bra or underwear. She slipped the delicate chiffon directly over her bare skin, pulling the halter straps up and tying them securely at the nape of her neck.
The dress was incredibly short, the ruffled hem barely brushing her upper thighs. The bodice clung tightly to her curves, the sheer fabric doing nothing to hide the peaks of her nipples pressing against the chiffon. The back of the dress dipped dangerously low, exposing the expanse of her pale spine.
Kat walked over to her vanity mirror, inspecting the aesthetic. She looked wild. She looked ethereal. She looked like a woman entirely prepared to ruin a billionaire's evening.
She grabbed her smartphone and a small, adjustable ring-light tripod she used for filming her art tutorials. She set the tripod up near the large, sun-drenched window of her apartment, ensuring the colorful background of her bedroom —the hanging plants, the vintage rugs, the surrealist paintings—was perfectly framed.
She set the phone camera on a short timer.
Kat turned her back to the lens. She looked over her shoulder, her silver hair spilling down her bare back, her mismatched eyes locking onto the camera with a dark, sultry expression.
Click.
The photograph was stunning. The golden afternoon light washed over her skin, highlighting the delicate floral pattern of the dress. It was beautiful and artistic.
Kat looked at the image on her screen. It was a good photo. Maekar would love it.
But Kat Hart was not a woman who settled for 'good'. She was the Queen of the Gremlins, and she wanted to cause unmitigated devastation.
She stepped back into the frame. She switched the camera from photo to video mode.
She hit record.
Kat stood in the exact same pose, her back to the camera, looking over her shoulder with that same, wicked, heavy-lidded stare. The camera rolled for two seconds.
Then, Kat slowly, deliberately reached up to the nape of her neck.
Her fingers caught the trailing ends of the chiffon halter-neck strings. She didn't rush. She pulled the knot loose with agonizing slowness.
The delicate fabric immediately lost its structural support. The dress slipped off her shoulders, the sheer chiffon sliding smoothly down her pale skin. It cascaded over the curve of her back, pooling onto the floor around her bare feet, leaving her nude.
The camera captured the flawless, uninterrupted curve of her spine, the soft swell of her ass, and the long, bare line of her legs.
Kat didn't turn around to expose her front. She stayed facing away, looking over her bare shoulder directly into the lens.
She offered the camera a unapologetic wink.
She stepped out of the frame and hit stop.
Kat picked up her phone, her heart hammering a frantic, adrenaline-fueled rhythm against her ribs. She reviewed the short, five-second clip. It was a weapon of mass destruction. It was lethal perfection.
She opened her messaging app, navigating to Maekar’s thread.
She didn't send the video immediately. She required a tactical buildup.
She selected the first, fully clothed photograph she had taken. The one where the dress was securely tied.
KAT: [Image Attachment]
KAT: You asked for a normal photo earlier. Since the sexy broccoli didn't do it for you, I figured I would oblige. The lighting in my flat is better than your closet anyway.
She hit send.
She sat on the edge of her bed, watching the screen. The 'Delivered' notification immediately shifted to 'Read'.
It took less than ten seconds for his reply to come through.
MAEKAR: You look breathtaking, Kat.
MAEKAR: The aesthetic is flawless. You are beautiful.
MAEKAR: However, I must formally request that you cease sending me photographs of you in that specific garment. It is highly detrimental to my current psychological stability, considering I cannot physically reach you.
Kat cackled, a wicked sound that echoed in the empty apartment. He was already suffering.
It was time for the kill shot.
Kat selected the five-second video clip. She utilized the editing tool, cropping the absolute final millisecond off the end, ensuring the video cut to black the exact moment the dress hit the floor and she offered the wink. It left everything to the imagination, while simultaneously exposing too much.
She didn't add a caption. She didn't add an emoji.
She just hit send.
KAT: [Video Attachment]
Kat dropped the phone onto the mattress, throwing herself backward onto the pillows, staring up at the ceiling with a triumphant grin.
Ten seconds passed. Twenty seconds.
The phone didn't buzz with a text message.
The screen flared to life, the demanding ringtone shattering the quiet ambiance of the jazz music playing in the background.
Maekar was calling her.
Kat let it ring three times, building the suspense, before she lazily swiped the green accept button, bringing the phone to her ear.
"Ello?" Kat answered, her voice dripping with innocent, breathy sweetness.
A low, guttural animalistic growl vibrated through the speaker, so intense it actually distorted the audio quality.
"Katherine," Maekar rasped, his voice wrecked, sounding as though he had just sprinted ten miles. He was breathing heavily, a harsh, jagged rhythm that sent a violent shiver of liquid heat straight down Kat’s spine. "You are not playing fair."
Kat giggled, tracing a pattern on the patchwork quilt with her finger. "I have absolutely no idea what you mean, Dictionary Boy. I simply sent you a digital update on my wardrobe status."
"You are a menace," Maekar rumbled, the frustration evident in every syllable. "A cruel, sadistic menace. I am currently standing in my office. I have six children actively occupying the ground floor of this estate. Baelor is in the library. I am surrounded."
"That sounds like a very full house," Kat teased, biting her lip to suppress her laughter.
"It means," Maekar ground out, his voice dropping into a dark, lethal, incredibly desperate whisper, "that I cannot do a single, fucking thing about what you just sent me. I cannot lock my door. I cannot leave. I am trapped in this house with a painful erection that is currently threatening to shatter my sanity, and you are sitting in a flat across the city unreachable."
Kat’s breath hitched. Hearing the Ice Dragon swear, hearing the unvarnished reality of his arousal, was a intoxicating power trip.
"Well," Kat purred, her northern accent sharpening with wicked glee. "That sounds like a you problem, Maekar."
Maekar let out another tortured groan. He sounded as though he was in actual, physical agony.
"I want to play later," Maekar demanded, his tone shifting from frustrated to commanding. "When the boys are asleep. When the perimeter is secure. I want you to set that camera up again, Kat. I want to see everything."
Kat smiled, shaking her head. The power dynamic was fully in her court, and she intended to wield it mercilessly.
"Nope," Kat denied instantly, popping his bubble.
"What do you mean, 'nope'?" Maekar asked, genuine confusion bleeding into the arousal.
"I mean," Kat explained smoothly, sitting up on the bed, "that you are getting nothing else from me for the remainder of the evening. The vault is permanently sealed. Because in about an hour, I am going over to Markl’s house. We are ordering a massive amount of Thai food, and we are going to rot on his sofa and watch terrible movies."
There was a long silence on the other end of the line.
In his study, Maekar Targaryen gripped the edge of his desk, his knuckles turning white. He thought about Kat, sitting in the eccentric pottery teacher's house, wearing soft clothes, laughing and eating takeout, while he was stranded in a mansion with a blindingly painful hard-on.
The jealousy and desperation overrode his corporate logic.
"Kat," Maekar pleaded, the Ice Dragon actively begging. "Come home. Please, Baby."
Kat’s heart executed a violent stutter-step. He had called the estate home. He hadn't called it the house, or the manor. He had asked her to come home.
She swallowed hard, fighting the overwhelming urge to immediately throw her combat boots back on and sprint to car or nearest taxi rank.
"Have your movie night here," Maekar bargained, his voice dropping into a soft, desperate register. "Bring Markl to the estate. You can use the theater room. You can order whatever culinary disaster you desire. Just... come back. If you are here, we both win. You get to spend time with your friend, and I get to hold you."
Kat squeezed her eyes shut. The mental image of sitting in the dark theater room, surrounded by junk food, with Maekar’s arms wrapped securely around her while she watched a movie with her best friend, was heaven.
But she was the Queen of the Gremlins. She needed to maintain the boundary. She needed to ensure the six-month embargo wasn't completely compromised on day six.
"No, Maekar," Kat refused gently, her voice softening with genuine affection. "I need a night away from the estate. I need to decompress in a space that doesn't smell like bleach and political anxiety."
Maekar let out a defeated sigh. He knew she was right. He knew he was being selfish, driven by his own tactile need for her presence.
"Very well," Maekar conceded quietly. "I understand."
"But," Kat offered, a bright, chaotic smile returning to her face, throwing him a massive, highly strategic lifeline. "I was going to ask if you wanted to come out with us tomorrow night. Markl and I are going out out. We are hitting the clubs. We are going to get unashamedly smashed. You can come, if you want. But if you’d rather me just come back to the estate tonight and skip the club tomorrow... that’s fine too."
Maekar paused.
He hated clubs. He despised crowded, loud, unsanitary drinking establishments filled with pulsing strobe lights, deafening bass, and sweaty strangers. The very idea of standing in a crowded nightclub made his skin crawl. He would vastly prefer to have her at the estate tonight, secure and isolated.
But if he demanded she return tonight, he would be stripping her of her freedom. He would be acting exactly like the suffocating, controlling dictator he had always been.
He thought about the video she had just sent. He thought about the way she looked, wild and free and unapologetic. He wanted to be part of her world, not force her into his.
"Tomorrow," Maekar stated firmly, making the decision. "I will endure the subterranean nightclub environment tomorrow."
Kat beamed, a victorious smile lighting up her face.
"Good choice, Dictionary Boy," Kat praised, entirely thrilled that he was willing to step outside his comfort zone for her. "We’ll send you the coordinates tomorrow afternoon. Dress to impress, but leave the three-piece suits at home. You’ll look like an undercover narc."
"I shall endeavor to select appropriate attire," Maekar rumbled, though he had no idea what constituted 'club wear' for a thirty-six-year-old billionaire.
"I've got to go," Kat announced, glancing at the clock on her wall. "I need to get changed and pick up the Pad Thai. Try not to break anything while you’re suffering over there."
"Have fun, baby," Maekar murmured softly, the intimate nickname sending a final, devastating shiver down her spine. "I will see you tomorrow."
"Byeeeeee, Maekar," Kat smiled, hanging up the phone.
She tossed the device onto the bed. She stood in the center of her apartment, nude, her skin flushed, her heart hammering a joyful rhythm against her ribs.
The Ice Dragon was coming to a nightclub.
Kat quickly walked over to her bathroom. She looked at her reflection—her natural, mismatched eyes staring back at her. She wouldn't wear the lenses tonight. Markl didn't care what color her eyes were.
She pulled on a fresh pair of comfortable underwear, a soft, oversized grey sweatshirt, and a pair of baggy black sweatpants. She shoved her feet into her boots and grabbed her keys.
Ten minutes later, Kat was walking out of a local Thai restaurant, balancing two grease-stained paper bags filled with an obscene amount of noodles, spring rolls, and green curry.
The freezing winter wind whipped her silver hair around her face as she walked the short distance to Markl’s.
She knocked on the peeling blue door using the toe of her boot.
The door swung open. Markl was standing there, wearing a pair of bright red tartan pajama bottoms and a faded band t-shirt, his dark curls messy.
"Did you bring the spring rolls?" Markl demanded instantly, not even offering a greeting.
"I brought enough spring rolls to feed a small army, Hatter," Kat grinned, pushing past him into the warm, cluttered, clay-dusted house. "And I have news. The Ice Dragon is officially joining us for our feral night out tomorrow."
Markl paused, closing the door. A chaotic smirk spread across his face.
"Oh, this is going to be spectacular," Markl declared, rubbing his hands together. "We are going to ruin that man."
Kat laughed, setting the bags of food onto the coffee table. She collapsed onto Markl’s battered, paint-stained velvet sofa, ready to rot for the evening, her mind already buzzing with the exhilarating anticipation of tomorrow night.
Notes:
Do you think Kat will actually manage to keep the vault closed for six months, or will Maekar’s Dragon Daddy energy win her over? please leave a kudos and/or a comment!
Chapter 39: Chapter Thirty-Nine: Embargo Under Fire
Summary:
In which Kat exploits a "Technical Loophole."
Song recommendation for this chapter -
Closer – Nine Inch Nails
Chapter Text
Saturday evening descended upon the artist's quarter with a freezing, biting wind that rattled the single-pane windows of Kat’s cluttered loft.
Inside, however, the atmosphere was insulated against the winter chill. The apartment was practically vibrating with the thumping bassline of an upbeat, confident indie-rock playlist. The air smelled of expensive hairspray, sweet cranberry juice, and cheap vodka.
Kat stood in front of the paint-splattered floor-length mirror leaning against her exposed brick wall.
Tonight was the night. She and Markl were going out out. They were hitting the underground clubs, they were abandoning their professional academic personas, and they were going to get unapologetically feral.
But tonight carried a significantly heavier, infinitely more terrifying weight than a standard weekend bender. Tonight, the Ice Dragon was joining them.
Maekar—a man who exclusively wore three-piece suits, commanded multi-billion-pound boardrooms, and radiated a terrifying aura of control—was voluntarily stepping into a crowded, sweaty, bass-thumping nightclub. He was doing it for her. And Kat was determined to melt the billionaire’s disciplined brain into a puddle of useless, panting sludge.
She took a generous sip from the tumbler of vodka-cranberry resting on her vanity.
She stared at her reflection. She had already spent an hour meticulously constructing the foundation of her disguise. She had favored, leaving her lips their natural, soft, inviting shade of flushed pink. She had carefully inserted a pair of warm brown contact lenses, masking the luminous purple of her right eye so they uniformly matched her left.
And her hair was a masterpiece of chaotic deception. She had secured her natural silver waves beneath a tight cap, replacing them with a voluminous blonde wig. She had styled the blonde locks into a elegant, yet wonderfully messy updo, with wavy tendrils escaping to frame her face and fall softly against her bare shoulders.
She didn't look like the Blood Wyvern. She didn't look like the Queen of the Gremlins. She looked like a devastatingly beautiful, unattainable mirage.
"Right," Kat muttered to herself, setting the glass down. "Let's see what we're working with."
She had three distinct outfit options laid out across her patchwork quilt, each one progressively more dangerous than the last.
She picked up the first option and slipped it on. It was a jet-black mini dress. From the front, it looked almost deceivingly modest, featuring a high halter neckline that clung tight to her collarbones. But the sides were an architectural hazard. From her ribs down past the curve of her hips, the dress was cut out, the front and back panels held together only by a series of thin, black, criss-crossing laces. It left the smooth curve of her waist, the dip of her hip, and a scandalous expanse of her outer thigh bare to the freezing air.
Kat shimmied the fabric down, ensuring the laces were sitting flush against her skin.
She needed a second opinion. She needed the critical, unapologetically eye of her best friend to determine exactly how lethal the garment was.
Kat grabbed her smartphone from the vanity. She didn't bother looking at the screen properly; she was too busy twisting around to check the tension of the laces in the mirror. She quickly tapped what she thought was Markl’s contact, hitting the video call icon, and immediately propped the phone up against an empty vodka bottle on her desk.
She stepped back into the center of the camera frame.
She didn't look at the screen. She reached up, her hands occupied with grabbing the edges of the black fabric and aggressively adjusting her breasts to ensure maximum, gravity-defying cleavage within the confines of the side-cutouts.
"Okay, thoughts?!" Kat yelled over the loud music, still hoisting her chest into position. "I have three outfits, and they get progressively racier. I want to melt Maekar’s mind tonight, because the man is used to being surrounded by six-foot-tall supermodels at galas, and I ain't a supermodel. So I need to bring the heat. Is this doing it?"
She dropped her hands, striking a pose, waiting for the pottery teacher's usual, scathing analytical fashion critique.
Silence.
There was no response from the phone speaker. No sarcastic drawl. No sharp intake of breath.
Kat frowned, dropping her pose. "Markl? You alive, bud? Did you choke on your eyeliner?"
She stepped forward, leaning down to peer closely at the illuminated screen of her smartphone.
Kat’s heart executed a catastrophic stutter-step, slamming brutally against her ribs. All the air evaporated from her lungs in a single, horrified microsecond.
It wasn't Markl.
Staring back at her through the high-definition video feed, sitting at his polished desk in his private study at the estate, was Maekar Targaryen.
The Ice Dragon wasn't speaking. He was utterly paralyzed. His violet eyes were dilated to the point that they appeared almost black, locked unblinkingly onto her chest, having just witnessed her manhandling her own breasts on a high-definition, unprompted video feed.
A ragged hiss of breath could be heard clearly through the speaker.
"Shit!" Kat shrieked, a uncontrollable flush of crimson exploding across her face and sweeping rapidly down her neck. She lunged forward, her hand hovering frantically over the red end-call button. "Wrong number! Abort! Wrong number!"
"Right number," Maekar’s voice suddenly rumbled through the speaker.
It was a gravelly sound that vibrated with a level of unfiltered lust. His hand shot out on his end of the screen, indicating he was fully invested in the transmission.
"Do not hang up, Katherine," Maekar commanded softly, his eyes lifting slowly from her chest to meet her gaze through the lens. "I want to see all of my options."
Kat froze, her hand hovering over the screen. The possessiveness in his tone—my options—sent a jolt of liquid heat straight to her core.
She slowly lowered her hand, a bratty smirk fighting its way through her intense blush.
"If I show you the options now, Dictionary Boy, there won't be a surprise when you pick me up," Kat argued, crossing her arms and leaning her hip against the desk.
On the screen, Maekar shifted slightly in his leather chair. He dragged a large, ring-clad hand down his jawline, his gaze dark and hungry.
"I assure you, Kat," Maekar murmured, his voice dripping with ragged sincerity. "The initial visual of you adjusting that garment was definitively a surprise. I am captivated. Turn around."
Kat rolled her brown-lensed eyes, unable to suppress the triumphant smile spreading across her face. The Queen of the Gremlins loved an audience.
She took two steps back from the camera and slowly, deliberately executed a runway-style turn. She gave him a full, unobstructed view of the black dress, letting him see exactly how much skin was exposed by the thin, criss-crossing laces running down her sides.
A low feral groan echoed from the phone speaker.
"Fuck," Maekar swore softly, the aristocratic decorum abandoned. He leaned forward, resting his elbows on his desk, his eyes devouring her digital image. "The structural engineering of that garment is... precarious. I approve of the aesthetic, but the lateral exposure is incredibly daring."
"Oh, you think this is daring?" Kat snorted, turning back to face the camera. She placed a hand on her hip, her blonde updo bouncing slightly. "Maekar, this is the tame option. This is the conservative choice."
Maekar’s eyes widened in horror.
"The tame option?!" Maekar repeated, his voice rising in disbelief. "Kat, the structural integrity relies entirely on shoelaces! Half of your physical form is visible!"
"Wait right there," Kat grinned wickedly, entirely ignoring his panic. "I’ll go put the second one on."
She walked out of the camera frame, leaving the billionaire staring at a blank wall of surrealist paintings.
"I am waiting," Maekar’s voice filtered through the room, sounding deeply strained.
"So," Kat called out from the corner of her bedroom as she quickly stripped off the black dress, the sound of rustling fabric echoing in the loft. "Logistics check. Is Baelor watching the boys tonight while you're out slumming it with the commoners?"
"He is not," Maekar replied. "I have procured the services of a vetted, elite private security and childcare firm for the evening. The perimeter is secure."
"Wait," Kat paused, stepping into her second outfit. "If Baelor isn't watching the kids... what is he doing?"
"He is accompanying us," Maekar stated flatly. "He informed me this morning that he requires a 're-introduction to the nocturnal social landscape'. He is currently in his quarters, experiencing a minor crisis regarding his footwear."
Kat burst into a laugh. The thought of the Shadow Minister standing in a sweaty club in a suit was hilarious.
"Okay, brilliant," Kat chuckled, walking back toward the camera. "And what are you boys wearing? Please tell me you aren't wearing three-piece suits. You’ll look like HMRC tax auditors."
"We are men, Kat, not boys," Maekar corrected defensively. "And I am currently wearing a midnight-blue worsted wool suit with a silk—"
He was cut off as Kat stepped back into the camera frame.
Maekar’s brain flatlined.
Kat was wearing a slinky, blood-red micro-dress. The fabric was incredibly thin, clinging to every single curve of her body like a second skin. But the true devastation lay in the neckline. It was a plunging, draped cowl neck that dropped down to her navel. It barely covered the outer curves of her breasts, leaving the entire center of her chest bare.
To compound the chaos, she had accessorized with layers of necklaces.
"Right, outfit two," Kat announced casually, looking down at her chest.
She reached up, unbothered, and began messing with the thin, draped red fabric, attempting to adjust the cowl to sit symmetrically. In doing so, she unknowingly pulled the fabric just a millimeter too far to the left, resulting in a devastating, half-flash of her right breast, the peak of her areola fully visible for a split second before she corrected the fabric.
On the screen, Maekar physically recoiled in his leather chair.
He let out a harsh, jagged gasp, his hands gripping the armrests so tightly the leather creaked. His cock, already heavy from the first dress, surged into a state of rigid agony. It twitched against his trousers, a hot, throbbing ache that demanded immediate release.
"Katherine," Maekar rasped, his voice wrecked, his chest heaving as if he couldn't pull enough oxygen into his lungs. "No. Absolutely not."
Kat looked up, frowning at the screen. "You don't like it?"
"It is not a matter of preference," Maekar ground out, his violet eyes burning with a feral, possessive fire. "If you wear that specific garment into a crowded, subterranean establishment filled with intoxicated males, I will inevitably, unavoidably end up punching someone in the face. It is a statistical certainty. Definitively not that dress."
Kat smirked, highly satisfied by the protective meltdown she was causing. But before she could tease him, she leaned closer to the phone, peering critically at his image on the screen.
"Hold on," Kat muttered, her brown lenses narrowing. "Is that your outfit? The one you're wearing right now?"
Maekar looked down at his midnight-blue worsted wool suit, his crisp white shirt, and his perfectly knotted silk tie.
"Yes?" Maekar replied, suddenly feeling bizarrely defensive. "It is tailored in Milan."
"No," Kat vetoed instantly, shaking her head. "Absolutely not. Change. Right now."
Maekar blinked. The CEO of Targaryen Enterprises was not accustomed to receiving wardrobe commands. "Change?"
"Yes, change," Kat ordered, crossing her arms, causing the deep V-neck of the red dress to plunge even further. "I’ve looked through your closet, Maekar. You have options. I want you in black jeans, or a pair of tightly fitted dark trousers. And a shirt. Just a shirt. White or black. And I want you to leave the first three buttons undone."
Maekar stared at the screen. He looked at the demanding woman in the red dress. He didn't argue. He didn't invoke his authority.
He simply stood up from his desk.
He didn't step out of frame. He maintained eye contact with the camera lens as his large hands moved to the knot of his expensive silk tie. He pulled it loose, tossing it carelessly onto the desk. He shrugged off the tailored suit jacket, dropping it over the back of his chair.
Kat’s breath caught in her throat. She stood perfectly still, watching him.
Maekar’s fingers moved to the collar of his crisp white dress shirt. He unbuttoned the first button. Then the second. Then the third.
He didn't stop. He unbuttoned the shirt with methodical, deliberate precision. He pulled the fabric wide, shrugging the garment off his broad shoulders, leaving himself completely bare from the waist up.
Kat’s mouth went dry.
She had seen him without a shirt before, but never under the harsh, bright lighting of his study, and never when she was actively staring at him through a screen.
The man was built like a classical marble statue carved by a angry god. The density of his muscle mass was staggering. His chest was incredibly broad, covered in a light smattering of silver hair that trailed down the center of his stomach. His abdominals were a hard, deeply defined, rigid grid of muscle, leading down to the sharp, devastating V-lines that disappeared tantalizingly beneath the waistband of his dark trousers.
"Jesus Christ," Kat whispered involuntarily, her gaze glued to his torso. She swallowed hard, feeling a throb of liquid heat pool between her own thighs. "When do you even have the time to work out?"
Maekar smirked, satisfied by the glazed, breathless look in her eyes. He walked over to a dark armoire in the corner of the study, opening the doors.
"I train when I cannot sleep, Kat," Maekar rumbled, pulling a sleek, fitted black button-down shirt from a hanger. "Which, historically, is normally every single night."
He turned back toward the camera, slipping his muscular arms into the black sleeves.
"Though," Maekar added, his voice dropping into a low, husky hum as he looked directly into the lens, "weirdly, I find I can sleep perfectly fine when you are laying directly on top of me."
Kat flushed a shade of red, the memory of her freezing toes wedged between his calves flashing in her mind. She ignored the comment, unable to tear her eyes away from the rhythmic flexing of his abdominal muscles as he pulled the two sides of the black shirt together.
Maekar began to button the shirt from the bottom up. He stopped exactly where she had commanded, leaving the top three buttons undone, exposing the column of his throat and the hard expanse of his upper chest.
He stepped back in front of the desk, striking a casual pose.
"Better," Kat breathed, her voice slightly wrecked, giving him an approving nod. She forced her eyes away from his chest, looking back at his face. "Give me one second. I have one more outfit to show you."
Maekar nodded, settling back into his leather chair. "I await your final presentation."
Kat stepped out of the frame again.
Maekar sat in his study. The silence of the room settled around him. He looked down at the unbuttoned collar of his black shirt. He reached up, his fingers carding nervously through his meticulously styled silver hair, ruining the perfect coiffure, letting the thick strands fall slightly messy and chaotic across his forehead. He adjusted the Rolex on his wrist.
He paused, his hands dropping to his lap.
A wave of realization washed over him. He was a thirty-six-year-old. He was the Ice Dragon. And he was currently sitting in front of his phone camera, nervously fussing with his hair, desperately attempting to look attractive for a twenty-six-year-old art teacher.
What the fuck am I doing? Maekar thought, a quiet, self-deprecating chuckle escaping his lips. She likes me as I am. I do not need to preen.
Before he could fully compose himself, a soft, rhythmic, jingling sound echoed from the phone speaker.
Kat stepped back into the camera frame.
Maekar’s brain didn't just flatline. It suffered a catastrophic, unrecoverable system failure.
The red dress had been dangerous. This outfit was a declaration of war.
Kat was wearing a bohemian nightmare. She was clad in a dark crimson and navy blue patterned two-piece set that left a staggering amount of bare skin exposed to the open air. The top was a tiny, incredibly tight bandeau that compressed her breasts, held up only by a series of thin, criss-crossing strings that wrapped securely around her ribcage.
The skirt was even worse. It was a matching, sheer wrap skirt that sat dangerously low on her hips. But the front of the skirt was parted, the fabric falling away to expose the length of her pale legs. Beneath the sheer fabric, the high-cut, bikini-style matching bottoms were clearly visible.
She was draped in layered gold necklaces featuring crystal pendants. Thick, wooden and beaded bracelets adorned her wrists, and the gold belly chains with the cowrie shells were still wrapped securely around her hips, jingling with every step she took.
Kat stopped in the center of the frame.
"Seven hells," Maekar choked, the words tearing from his throat in a ragged, breathless gasp.
He couldn't find the words. He was paralyzed by lust crashing through his veins. His cock throbbed painfully, a ache that demanded he drive to her apartment, kick the door down, and bury himself so deeply inside her she would forget her own name.
No, Maekar’s internal monologue screamed in territorial panic. Definitely not. Absolutely fucking not. That outfit is exclusively for our bedroom.
Kat, entirely misinterpreting the billionaire's stunned, breathless silence as a sign of aesthetic approval, let out a victorious laugh.
"We have a winner!" Kat cheered, giving a small spin that caused the sheer fabric of the skirt to flare out, exposing even more of her legs.
She walked over to her vanity, picking up a small, fine-tipped paintbrush and a pot of white, theatrical body paint. She didn't look at the camera. She simply looked in the mirror, expertly dabbing the brush into the paint and beginning to apply a series of intricate, delicate white tribal dots. She dragged the brush up her bare arms, across her exposed collarbones, and painted a few small dots just above her eyebrows.
It completed the aesthetic flawlessly. She looked wild. She looked feral. She looked like a creature untamed.
Maekar finally managed to pull enough oxygen back into his lungs to formulate a coherent sentence.
"Katherine," Maekar rumbled, his voice dark and strained. "You look like a hallucination. You look like a hippie who has forsaken the concept of thermal insulation."
"Thanks!" Kat beamed, unfazed, setting the paintbrush down. "It’s exactly the vibe I was going for. The chains really tie the anarchy together."
"You will freeze to death," Maekar argued, his protective instincts clashing with his arousal. "It is negative two degrees Celsius outside. You are wearing a fraction of a yard of sheer fabric."
"We don't wear coats up north on a night out, Dictionary Boy," Kat scoffed, grabbing a dark red, tasseled earring and clipping it onto her lobe. "It’s a point of cultural pride. I am not starting now just because I’m in the south."
"I am bringing my overcoat," Maekar informed her flatly, his tone brokering no argument. "Just in case you decide you do not wish to perish from hypothermia."
Kat smiled softly, touched by the overbearing protection. "Thank you, Dragon. I appreciate it."
She finished adjusting her earrings, turning fully back toward the camera. She placed her hands on her hips, her brown lenses sparking with mischief.
"Right," Kat demanded. "Final assessment. What do you think?"
Maekar swallowed hard. His eyes swept over the exposed skin of her stomach, the heavy breasts compressed by the bandeau.
"I request to see the back," Maekar commanded, his voice dropping an octave, practically a pure, vibrating growl of lust.
Kat smirked. She knew exactly what she was doing.
She turned around slowly. She didn't just stand there. She deliberately, agonizingly bent over slightly, her hands reaching down to grab the edges of the sheer, parted skirt. With a slow, teasing motion, she lifted the fabric slightly, exposing the bare tight curve of her ass clad only in the tiny, dark crimson bikini bottoms.
"FUCK!" The profanity exploded from the phone speaker, a loud feral roar that echoed through the loft.
Kat threw her head back, laughing hysterically. She dropped the skirt, spinning back around to face the camera. She bit her lower lip, offering him a look of pure temptation.
"Well," Kat purred, her voice dripping with sweet satisfaction. "I'm dressed. So, you can come get me from Markl’s flat in thirty minutes, if you want."
"I am definitely coming to get you," Maekar promised, his voice so dark and heavy it was practically a physical threat.
Kat didn't reply verbally. She simply executed the final, killing blow.
She walked slowly toward the camera lens, her hips swaying with a hypnotic, rhythmic jingle of the gold chains. As she reached the phone, she reached her hands up. Her fingers hooked under the bottom edge of the tiny, tight bandeau top.
With a slow, wicked smile, she teasingly began to lift the fabric upward, completely prepared to flash the billionaire her breasts.
Maekar’s breath hitched, his eyes widening in anticipation.
Right as the fabric cleared the heavy underswell of her breasts, right before the rose peaks were exposed to the lens—
Kat hit the red end-call button.
The screen went black.
In his study, Maekar Targaryen let out a loud, agonized shout.
"WAIT, NO!" Maekar yelled at the blank screen, his hands gripping the edges of his desk as if he were preparing to rip the furniture entirely in half.
The double doors of the study swung open immediately.
Baelor rushed into the room, looking mildly panicked. The man was dressed flawlessly for the impending nightclub excursion. He was wearing a tailored black blazer over a dark grey v-neck t-shirt, and a pair of dark denim jeans that looked entirely unnatural on him.
"Maekar!" Baelor asked urgently, his eyes scanning the room for a threat. "What is wrong? I heard you shout!"
Baelor stopped. He looked at his younger brother.
Maekar was standing behind his desk. He was clutching his phone in his hand with a grip so tight his knuckles were white, glaring down at the blank screen as if the piece of technology had personally, grievously wronged him. He looked like a man who was teetering on the edge of insanity.
Maekar slowly raised his head, locking his dilated eyes onto his brother.
"Baelor," Maekar ground out, his chest heaving with ragged breaths, his voice thick with a level of frustrated lust that was practically vibrating in the air. "I was not mentally prepared to date a younger woman."
Baelor frowned, thoroughly confused by the non-sequitur. "Why? What on earth has happened? Did Kat cancel the engagement?"
"No," Maekar hissed, tossing the phone onto the desk. He dragged a hand through his messy silver hair. "She did not cancel. She is wearing an outfit that is undeniably going to get me arrested before the night is over."
Baelor raised an eyebrow, crossing his arms. "Arrested? For what?"
Maekar glared at him, abandoning his filter.
"For assault, or indecent exposure," Maekar stated bluntly, his voice dark and lethal. "Because if another man in that club so much as glances in her direction tonight, I am going to shatter his jaw. And if she continues to provoke me, I am going to drag her into the nearest dark alleyway and fuck her against a brick wall until she cannot stand."
Baelor’s eyes widened slightly, though a faint, amused smirk touched his lips.
"I severely doubt the sartorial choices are that catastrophic, Maekar," Baelor dismissed smoothly, entirely underestimating the Queen of the Gremlins. "You are simply accustomed to the women in our social circle who dress exclusively for galas. Clubwear is inherently more relaxed. You are overreacting."
Maekar looked at his older brother. He thought of the skirt. He thought of the gold chains, the white body paint, and the tiny bikini bottoms.
A anticipatory smirk spread across the Ice Dragon's face.
"I am not overreacting," Maekar promised softly. He reached out, grabbing his overcoat from the back of the chair. "But I am looking forward to watching you be embarrassed when you actually see her."
Baelor frowned, unsettled by the dark promise in his brother's eyes. "Okay? I am sure I can handle a short skirt, Maekar."
"We shall see," Maekar rumbled, shrugging on the overcoat. "Come along. Thomas is waiting."
They walked out of the study, heading for the front doors.
As they stepped out into the freezing winter night and climbed into the waiting, Mercedes-Maybach, Maekar leaned his head back against the leather headrest.
He stared out the window as the car pulled away from the estate, heading to collect Kat and Markl.
The six-month embargo was a physical, non-negotiable boundary. He had sworn to respect it. He was a man of his word.
But as he felt the relentless throb of his cock straining against his dark trousers, the memory of her wicked wink flashing behind his eyes, Maekar Targaryen knew with absolute certainty that tonight was going to test his restraint in ways he had never, ever thought possible.
The wind howled through the narrow, graffiti-lined streets, kicking up small eddies of powdery snow. It was a bitterly cold Saturday night, the kind of weather that usually kept sensible people locked indoors near a radiator.
Kat and Markl, however, possessed zero sensible, self-preserving instincts.
They stood shivering on the cracked pavement outside Markl’s house, waiting for the car. Markl was wearing a pair of tight black leather trousers, a sheer, shimmering silver mesh shirt that left nothing to the imagination, and his signature battered top hat. He looked like an aristocratic vampire who had just discovered techno music.
She had adhered to the bohemian nightmare aesthetic she had terrorized Maekar with on the video call. To complete the hazard of the outfit, she had abandoned her combat boots. She was currently balancing on a pair of strappy, red six-inch platform stilettos that boosted her height from a diminutive five-foot-two to a significantly more threatening five-foot-eight.
The Mercedes-Maybach glided smoothly around the corner, its tires crunching softly against the slush, and pulled to a halt beside the curb.
The rear passenger window rolled down smoothly.
Maekar was sitting in the back seat. Sitting next to him, looking tense and out of his element, was Baelor. The Shadow Minister was wearing his dark denim jeans, a black blazer, and a dark grey v-neck, looking like an uncomfortable politician attempting to infiltrate a youth summit.
Maekar’s violet eyes locked onto Kat. He took in the skirt, the gold chains, the white body paint, and finally, the six-inch stilettos. His jaw clenched, a muscle feathering dangerously in his cheek.
"Get in," Maekar rumbled, his voice a low, vibrating hum of territorial aggression.
Markl didn't hesitate. He pulled the rear door open, sliding gracefully into the spacious back seat next to Baelor, invading the politician's personal space.
"Evening, Shadow Minister," Markl purred, his dark eyes sweeping approvingly over Baelor’s broad chest. "You clean up nicely for a man who usually wears three-piece tweed."
Baelor flushed crimson, clearing his throat nervously. "Good evening, Markl."
Kat didn't get in the back. She pulled open the front passenger door, dropping into the heated leather seat beside Thomas.
"Evening, Thomas! Auxiliary cable, please!" Kat demanded cheerfully.
"Already prepared, Miss Hart," Thomas smiled, handing her the white cord.
Kat plugged her phone in, immediately blasting a bass-dropping techno track that shook the high-end speakers of the Maybach. She reached into her small clutch purse, extracting a battered, silver hip flask. She unscrewed the cap, took a long, burning swallow of whatever toxix spirit was inside, and casually tossed the flask over her shoulder into the back seat.
Markl caught it flawlessly, taking a drink before offering it to Baelor. The politician stared at the flask as if it were a live grenade, politely shaking his head.
Kat didn't sit properly. She twisted her body around in the passenger seat, pulling her knees up and resting her six-inch stilettos carelessly against the expensive, polished walnut dashboard, leaning over the center console to talk to the back row.
"Kat," Maekar barked over the pounding bass, his eyes narrowing as he stared at her precarious position. "Sit correctly while the vehicle is in motion. You are violating basic automotive safety protocols. Put your seatbelt on."
Kat rolled her eyes, groaning loudly. "You are such a boring swot, Dictionary Boy."
"I am preserving your skeletal structure," Maekar retorted flatly. "Sit down."
Kat grumbled, turning back around and throwing her legs off the dashboard, snapping her seatbelt into place.
"Right," Kat announced, turning the music down by a fraction of a decibel. "Logistics. We are starting at a standard club. We are going to to get tipsy. Then, we are moving down the strip. Markl and I have mapped out places we should hit up. At least three distinct gay clubs, so Baelor can properly integrate into the scene."
Baelor, sitting rigidly in the back seat, physically flinched.
"Kat, wait," Baelor protested, his voice tight with panic. "I do not wish to meet someone tonight. I am unprepared for romantic engagement. My divorce is not even a week old. I am simply observing."
"You aren't looking for a husband tonight, Baelor," Markl interjected smoothly, leaning closer to the older man, their shoulders brushing. "We are just getting you out there. It’s exposure therapy. You need to try flirting a little. You need to remember how to deploy your charm in a non-political environment."
"I am highly unskilled in civilian flirtation," Baelor argued defensively.
"We'll handle the heavy lifting," Kat promised over her shoulder. "Just trust our judgment."
Baelor let out a defeated sigh, leaning his head back against the headrest. "I am trusting the judgment of a woman wearing body paint and a man wearing transparent mesh. May the gods have mercy on my soul."
Twenty minutes later, the Maybach pulled up to the curb on a bustling, neon-lit street in the heart of town. The pavements were packed with shivering, scantily clad clubgoers queuing behind velvet ropes.
Thomas parked the car.
Kat popped the door open, stepping out into the freezing night air. The panels of her skirt immediately whipped around her legs in the wind.
Baelor stepped out of the back seat. He looked at her outfit in the harsh glare of the streetlamps, seeing the full, devastating reality of the exposure that he hadn't fully processed in the dark car.
"Good lord, Katherine," Baelor swore, his sensibilities offended. He looked at the intimidating bouncer guarding the door of the club twenty yards away. "Are you genuinely going to be permitted entry into this establishment? You are practically indecent."
"It's town, Baelor," Kat laughed, shivering slightly but refusing to acknowledge the cold. "They’d let me in if I was wearing nothing but a smile and a roll of duct tape. Let's go."
Because it was only nine o'clock, the crowds hadn't reached peak capacity. They bypassed the queue entirely, the bouncer taking one look at Maekar’s terrifying, hulking presence and instantly unclipping the velvet rope.
They stepped into the club.
It was dark, hot, and smelled of spilled beer, synthetic smoke, and sweat. The bass was a physical entity, vibrating directly through the floorboards and into their bones.
"Right!" Kat yelled over the music, grabbing Maekar’s wrist. "Bar! Now!"
She dragged the man through the throng of early-evening clubgoers, her six-inch stilettos clicking against the sticky floor. Maekar followed her, his broad shoulders easily parting the crowd, shielding her from the drunken stumbling of the other patrons.
They reached the crowded bar.
Maekar didn't look at the bartender. He was staring hard at Kat, his eyes fixed on her ridiculous footwear.
"You are going to end up breaking your neck in those heels, Baby," Maekar rumbled, leaning down so his mouth was close to her ear, his breath hot against her skin. "They are a structural hazard. The center of gravity is compromised."
"I am a professional, Maekar. I have been walking in platforms since I was fourteen," Kat argued, turning to flag down a bartender.
"You will inevitably twist your ankle," Maekar predicted with dark, absolute certainty. "And when you take them off at two in the morning, whining that you cannot walk another step, it is going to be me who has to carry you home."
Kat paused. She slowly turned her head, a smirk spreading across her lips.
"Is that a promise, Dictionary Boy?" Kat purred, fluttering her eyelashes.
Maekar’s jaw tightened, a throb of lust kicking low in his stomach. He glared at her, unamused by her bratty provocation.
"Two vodka cranberries, extra strong!" Kat shouted to the bartender. "And two double measures of the oldest scotch you have, neat!"
The bartender nodded, quickly assembling the order.
When the drinks hit the sticky bar top, Maekar instinctively reached into the back pocket of his trousers to retrieve his card.
Kat slapped his hand away.
"Put it away," Kat ordered, pulling her own black bank card from her small clutch. She tapped it against the terminal. "I invited you out tonight. I am paying."
Maekar grumbled, a low sound vibrating in his chest. He despised relinquishing financial control. "I am perfectly capable of procuring our alcohol, Kat."
"I know you are," Kat winked, grabbing the two cocktails. "But tonight, you are my guest. Carry the scotch and follow me."
Maekar picked up the two tumblers of scotch, rolling his eyes. He fully intended to override her financial independence the second she required another drink. He was going to buy the entire bar inventory if he had to.
They navigated through the dark club, finding Markl and Baelor claiming a large, circular, U-shaped leather booth in a slightly quieter, elevated VIP section overlooking the dance floor.
Maekar stepped aside, allowing Kat to slide into the booth first. She shimmied all the way to the corner. Maekar slid in directly beside her, his thigh pressing flush against hers.
Kat didn't hesitate. She twisted her body, throwing both of her stiletto-clad legs over Maekar’s lap, making herself comfortable.
Maekar didn't flinch. He didn't demand she observe public decorum. He simply shifted his weight, his warm hand naturally dropping to rest firmly on her bare leg. His fingers brushed against the delicate gold belly chains draped across her thigh, his thumb slowly, absent-mindedly finding the soft sensitive skin on the inside of her knee. He began to drag his thumb in slow, teasing circles.
Kat let out a quiet, breathy hitch, taking a desperate sip of her vodka cranberry to mask the sudden spike of heat flooding her system.
"Right!" Kat announced, pulling her phone from her clutch. "Documentation required! Group selfie!"
She leaned forward, extending her arm to frame the four of them in the dim, neon-flashing light. She quickly swiped across her screen, applying a filter.
"Smile!" Kat cheered.
Baelor looked at the screen, his brow furrowing in confusion. "Kat, why do we all possess glowing, red demonic appendages protruding from our craniums?"
"It’s a devil horn filter, Baelor," Markl explained, throwing an arm around the politician's shoulders and leaning in for the photo. "It’s a staple of her aesthetic. Just smile."
Baelor nodded slowly, out of his depth, but offered a stiff, polite smile for the camera. Maekar simply stared at the lens, looking exactly like a attractive mafia enforcer, while Kat and Markl pulled wildly exaggerated, duck-lipped faces.
Kat snapped the photo, dropping the phone back onto the table.
"Okay, agenda check," Kat said, rubbing her hands together. "Are we wanting to do a tipsy game to accelerate the process, or are we just doing standard chatter?"
"A tipsy game?" Baelor asked, unfamiliar with the concept.
"We do shots, and we play a phone game," Markl clarified smoothly, an evil grin spreading across his face.
Maekar and Baelor exchanged a synchronized look of dread. They were both fully grown, dignified men. They did not play drinking games.
Before either of them could deploy a veto, Markl reached across the table, effortlessly snatching Kat’s bank card from beneath her hand.
"I’ll be right back," Markl announced, sliding out of the booth. "I am going to order twenty shots of tequila."
Baelor went completely pale. The Shadow Minister looked at Maekar, and then at Kat.
"Twenty?" Baelor breathed, his voice laced with genuine panic. "I... I believe I might actually go home and supervise the children. Aegon likely requires a glass of water."
Markl paused, resting a hand on Baelor’s shoulder. "Relax, Baelor. They aren't all for you. We divide and conquer. Do not panic."
"Thank fuck," Baelor muttered under his breath, taking a large gulp of his scotch.
Markl returned three minutes later, followed by a waitress carrying a illuminated tray loaded with twenty shot glasses filled with cheap tequila, flanked by salt and lime wedges.
Kat pulled up a obnoxious app on her phone, placing it in the center of the table.
"Right, the rules are simple," Kat explained, her eyes gleaming with mischief. "The app gives you a prompt. It’s either a Truth or a Challenge. If you refuse to answer the truth, or you refuse to do the challenge, you have to take a shot. We go around the circle. Five turns each."
They began.
The first ten minutes were a massacre of Baelor Targaryen’s dignity.
The app was ruthless. Baelor was given a challenge to stand on the leather booth and aggressively gyrate his hips for thirty seconds. The politician had stared at the phone in horror, immediately grabbing a shot glass and throwing the tequila back with a harsh wince. He was given a truth asking him to name the exact location he had last engaged in sexual congress. Baelor, recalling his miserable marriage, had silently taken another shot.
By his fifth turn, Baelor had refused four prompts, successfully consuming four straight shots of tequila. The rigid tension in his shoulders was finally beginning to melt away into a warm, buzzing haze.
Markl fared significantly better, fearlessly answering truths about his wildly promiscuous past, only taking two shots when challenged to text his ex-boyfriend.
Maekar, operating with the impenetrable stoicism of the Ice Dragon, simply refused to participate in the humiliation. He was challenged to let Kat apply lipstick to him. He took a shot. He was asked to reveal his search history. He took a shot. He ended his five turns having consumed three shots, his face blank, the alcohol not even registering against his body weight.
Kat, shameless, only took a single shot when the app challenged her to delete her music library.
When the game officially concluded, ten full shot glasses of tequila remained on the glowing tray.
Maekar sat back against the leather booth, his arm draped casually behind Kat’s shoulders. He looked at the remaining alcohol, fully expecting to signal the waitress to clear the table.
Kat and Markl looked at each other. An unspoken, feral communication passed between them.
"Right, split the difference?" Kat asked, grinning.
"Five each," Markl nodded.
Maekar frowned. He watched, as Kat and Markl reached forward, ignoring the salt and the limes.
Kat grabbed four shot glasses in rapid succession. She didn't pause. She threw the first one back, slammed the glass down, picked up the second, threw it back, and continued until she had consumed four straight shots of harsh tequila in less than ten seconds. Markl executed the exact same maneuver on the opposite side of the table.
Maekar stared at Kat. She didn't even flinch. She simply licked her lips, offering him a devastatingly cocky wink.
Maekar let out a heavy exhale. He reached forward, picking up the two remaining shot glasses. He didn't break eye contact with Kat as he downed both of them back-to-back.
"Show off," Kat giggled, the influx of alcohol immediately hitting her bloodstream, flushing her cheeks and making her head spin pleasantly.
"We are moving," Markl announced, standing up and swaying slightly. "This club is dead. We need volume. We need bass."
They dragged themselves out of the leather booth, navigating the crowded streets until they reached their second destination.
The new club was different. It was multi-leveled, and deafening. The bass dropped so hard it felt like a physical punch to the chest. Strobing laser lights sliced through the thick, synthetic fog pumping from machines on the ceiling.
"Bar!" Kat shouted over the noise, grabbing Markl’s hand and dragging him away.
Baelor leaned against a structural pillar, looking incredibly pale and slightly glassy-eyed.
"I am going to die, Maekar," Baelor groaned, rubbing his forehead. "My liver is currently staging a rebellion. I cannot consume another drop of fermented agave."
Maekar patted his brother's shoulder, highly amused by the politician's suffering. "You do not have to keep pace with them, Baelor. They are feral. Go order a water."
"Thank god," Baelor muttered, stumbling toward the far end of the bar.
Maekar stepped up to the busy counter. He didn't let Kat pay this time. He dropped a fifty-pound note onto the sticky surface, ordering another measure of scotch for himself, and three fresh shots of tequila.
When Kat and Markl returned, balancing brightly colored sweet cocktails, Maekar pushed the shot glasses toward them.
"Pre-game," Maekar commanded smoothly.
Kat grinned, clinking her glass against his and throwing the shot back.
The alcohol was a roaring fire in her veins. She felt wild. She felt untouchable. She grabbed Maekar’s hand, her small fingers wrapping tightly around his palm.
"Dance with me," Kat ordered, using her body weight to drag the man away from the safety of the bar and directly onto the packed, sweaty, vibrating dance floor.
Maekar followed her, though he refused to dance. He stood like a immovable monolith amidst the writhing crowd. He crossed his arms over his broad chest, his dark shirt unbuttoned to reveal the hard plane of his collarbones.
He didn't need to dance. He just needed to watch her.
Kat let go of his hand. She threw her arms up, closing her eyes, letting the thumping bass consume her. She moved with a fluid, sensual grace. The panels of her skirt whipped around her legs, the gold belly chains jingling rhythmically against her hips.
Maekar let out a tortured groan. His eyes tracked the roll of her hips, the way the dark crimson bandeau strained against her breasts as she moved. The ache in his groin intensified to a painful, throbbing heat.
He glanced away for a fraction of a second, checking his perimeter.
Through the strobe lights, he spotted Baelor. His brother had apparently recovered from his tequila overdose. He was standing near the edge of the dance floor, holding a bottle of water. He still looked awkward, his posture rigid, but he was swaying slightly to the beat, a soft, relaxed smile on his face as he watched Markl dancing energetically with a group of strangers nearby.
Maekar turned his attention back to Kat.
His eyes instantly darkened into slits of murder.
A man—a tall, overly confident, heavily tattooed stranger reeking of cheap cologne—had encroached on her space. He was attempting to slide up behind her, captivated by her exposed back and swaying hips, clearly intending to grind against her.
The Ice Dragon didn't issue a warning.
Maekar moved. He stepped forward, closing the distance in a single stride. His hand shot out, wrapping securely, possessively around Kat’s bare waist. He didn't just pull her away from the stranger; he yanked her backward with authority, hauling her flush against his own body.
Her back slammed against his chest. Her hips collided solidly with his thighs, pressing directly, against the rock-hard ridge of his erection straining against his pants.
Kat let out a gasp, her eyes flying open.
She looked over her shoulder, finding Maekar glaring over her head at the stranger. The tattooed man took one look at the murderous billionaire and immediately retreated into the crowd.
Kat giggled, thrilled by his reaction. She didn't pull away from him. She leaned her head back against his chest, actively shifting her weight, grinding her hips backward against his erection with a slow roll.
"Mine," Maekar growled softly against her ear, his hands tightening on her waist, his thumbs pressing into the white body paint on her skin.
They stayed on the dance floor for another hour, consuming another round of cocktails and another scotch. The heat was suffocating.
"Right, let goooo!" Markl shouted, appearing suddenly beside them, covered in sweat. "We are moving to the final club! It’s bouncing tonight!"
They spilled out of the club, hailing a black cab to take them to their final destination—a notorious, wildly popular gay club tucked away in the labyrinthine streets.
The moment they walked through the neon-lit doors, the atmosphere shifted. It was alot more crowded and loud.
Baelor had officially hit the perfect, golden level of intoxication. The rigid anxiety of his political life had been washed away by the vodka and the heavy bass. He wasn't the Shadow Minister. He was just a handsome, forty-year-old man who had finally been let off the leash.
He shed his black blazer, draping it over his arm. The tight, dark grey v-neck t-shirt emphasized the broad, surprisingly athletic cut of his chest and shoulders.
Within ten minutes of standing near the bar, Baelor had been approached by three different men. He was awkward, clumsy, and his flirtation skills were practically nonexistent, but his raw charm and flustered smiles were devastatingly effective.
Baelor excused himself from a conversation with a handsome graphic designer, deciding he needed another bottle of water.
As he navigated through the sweaty, writhing bodies, his eyes scanned the room, searching for his brother or Kat.
Instead, he found Markl.
Baelor stopped dead in his tracks.
The pottery teacher was pinned against a mirrored pillar near the VIP booths. His hands were tangled in the shirt of a muscular, dark-haired stranger. Markl was passionately making out with the man, their mouths locked together in a hot, hungry display of lust.
Baelor’s jaw dropped. A unexpected wave of jealousy crashed through his chest like a physical blow.
He remembered his fantasy and the filthy things he had imagined doing to the man. Seeing Markl giving that exact energy to a stranger made his stomach twist with a bitter, sickening ache.
Baelor tore his eyes away, swallowing hard. He needed to find his brother.
He pushed through the crowd, finally spotting Maekar standing near the edge of the elevated dance floor.
Maekar was standing perfectly still, his arms crossed, his eyes fixed securely on the center of the flashing lights.
Baelor followed his gaze.
Kat was currently the center of attention. She was dancing with a group of three gorgeous, highly enthusiastic women. They had formed a tight circle, laughing and grinding together. Kat was in her element, her hair whipping around her face, her gold chains jingling as she dropped low to the beat.
Baelor walked up beside his towering brother.
"Are you having a good night, Maekar?" Baelor yelled over the pounding bass, noticing the relaxed, mesmerized look on his brother's face.
Maekar didn't look away from Kat. He offered a nod.
"I am," Maekar rumbled, his voice carrying effortlessly. "I possess a very nice functional buzz. And the view is spectacular."
Before Baelor could reply, Kat spotted them.
She broke away from the group of women, weaving her way through the crowd until she reached the edge of the dance floor. She was panting slightly, a sheen of sweat making her pale skin glisten.
She didn't stop. She grabbed Maekar’s hands, pulling backward with her body weight.
"Dance with me, Dictionary Boy," Kat demanded, her brown lenses flashing with feral challenge.
"I do not dance, Kat," Maekar refused stubbornly, planting his feet like a oak tree.
"You do tonight," Kat insisted, throwing her full weight against him until he finally relented, allowing her to drag him onto the crowded floor.
Maekar stood stiff amidst the moving bodies. He had no rhythm. He possessed no wild energy.
Kat laughed, stepping fully into his personal space. She reached up, placing her hands firmly on his hips.
"Loosen up," Kat shouted over the music, dragging her hands up to grip his waist. She began to move her hips in rhythmic circle, forcing his body to follow the motion. "Just follow my lead."
Maekar groaned, looking down at her. The friction of her hands on his body, the intoxicating smell of her sweat and perfume, was rapidly dismantling his control.
He didn't just follow her lead. He took it.
His hands dropped to her waist, his fingers digging into the bare skin exposed by her bandeau. He pulled her flush against him. They began to move together, a charged grind that ignored the fast-paced tempo of the club music.
She deliberately pushed her hips backward, grinding the soft cleft of her ass directly against the straining bulge in his pants. She twisted her body, looking up at him over her shoulder, offering that same, devastatingly wicked wink she had deployed in the video.
Maekar’s control snapped.
He leaned down, his mouth hovering mere millimeters from her ear.
"Kat," Maekar growled, his voice a dark threat that vibrated through her body. "If you do not stop grinding against me like that, I am going to abandon the rules. I will break the embargo."
Kat shivered, her core clenching with a throbbing ache of lust. But she refused to surrender.
"No, you won't," Kat teased breathlessly, pushing her hips back against him again, harder this time.
"Fuck," Maekar hissed, his hands tightening bruisingly on her hips. "You are going to end up killing me."
He couldn't take it anymore. He couldn't fuck her. He couldn't kiss. But he was starving, and she was deliberately torturing him.
Maekar ducked his head. He buried his face in the sensitive crook of her neck. He opened his mouth, his teeth scraping against her skin. He didn't offer a gentle nip this time. He bit down, hard, drawing a moan from her lips. He sucked fiercely at the skin of her neck and her bare shoulder, leaving a trail of blooming, angry purple hickeys across her flesh.
He was branding her. He was marking her as his.
Kat’s knees actually buckled slightly under the intensity of the claiming, her hands gripping his arms for support.
When Maekar finally lifted his head, his chest was heaving, his eyes practically black with hunger. He checked the Rolex on his wrist.
It was 12:30 AM.
He had been painfully hard for three hours. The physical pressure was bordering on genuine agony. He needed to get out of this club, or he was genuinely going to drag her into the filthy VIP bathrooms and ruin her against a sink.
Maekar looked up, scanning the club for his brother and the pottery teacher.
He spotted Baelor. The Shadow Minister was pinned against the bar, a handsome, much younger man actively feeling up his chest, while Baelor looked flushed and overwhelmed.
Markl, however, was nowhere to be seen. The mirrored pillar was empty.
"Kat," Maekar rumbled, pulling back slightly to look at her flushed face. "Markl is missing."
Kat blinked, the hazy fog of lust slowly clearing. She reached into her clutch, pulling out her phone. She navigated to a tracking app they always used when clubbing.
"Nope," Kat announced, looking at the blinking blue dot rapidly moving away from the club on the digital map. "He isn't missing. He met someone. They’ve taken off. He’s headed toward an apartment complex."
Maekar frowned. "Will he be secure?"
"Yeah," Kat nodded, slipping the phone away. "I’ve got his location, and he’ll text me when he’s safely inside. He’s fine."
"Then we are going," Maekar stated flatly, his tone brokering absolute, unyielding authority. "We are leaving."
Kat pouted, crossing her arms. "Why? The night is still young!"
Maekar reached out, pointing a finger across the crowded room toward the bar, where the young stranger was currently sliding a hand dangerously low on Baelor’s waist.
"Because," Maekar ground out, his voice practically vibrating with rage, "Baelor is intoxicated and currently being assaulted by a civilian. And if one more man in this club so much as stares at you for longer than three seconds, I am going to end up putting someone in the hospital. We are going."
Kat rolled her eyes, but a fond smile touched her lips. She had successfully driven the Ice Dragon to the edge of his sanity.
"Fine," Kat agreed. "Let’s go rescue the Shadow Minister."
They navigated through the sweaty crowd. Maekar reached Baelor, grabbing his older brother firmly by the shoulder and physically extracting him from the stranger's grip.
"Hey!" Baelor protested sluggishly, his words slurring. "Maekar, unhand me! I am having an exceptional time with Billy!"
The handsome stranger frowned, looking confused. "My name is Shaun, mate."
Baelor blinked, looking around the dark club. "Then who is Billy?"
"Home time, brother," Maekar sighed heavily, hooking Baelor’s arm over his broad shoulder and practically carrying the politician out of the club.
They emerged into the freezing, biting winter air. Thomas, who had been ordered to remain on standby, had already pulled the Maybach up to the curb.
Maekar opened the front passenger door, depositing the drunk Baelor into the seat.
"Buckle up, Baelor," Maekar ordered, shutting the door.
He opened the rear door, gesturing for Kat to climb inside.
Kat didn't climb into the far seat. She didn't observe automotive safety protocols. The influx of vodka, tequila, and the dizzying high of Maekar’s claiming bites had eliminated her inhibitions.
She crawled into the back. As Maekar climbed in after her and the door clicked shut, Kat didn't move away.
She swung her leg over his lap. She straddled his thighs, her knees sinking into the leather seat on either side of his hips. She settled her weight directly onto the straining bulge in his pants.
Maekar let out a loud groan, his head falling back against the headrest, his hands instinctively flying up to grip her bare waist.
"Drive, Thomas," Maekar choked out, ignoring the glass partition separating them from the driver.
Kat leaned forward. She rested her hands flat against his exposed muscled chest. She traced the hard lines of his abdominals, her fingernails scraping lightly against his skin, a drunk bratty smile on her face.
"You are not playing fair, Kitty," Maekar hissed, his eyes blazing as he stared up at her in the dim light of the passing streetlamps. His thumbs dug bruisingly into the soft skin of her hips.
"I am doing absolutely nothing against the rules, Dictionary Boy," Kat whispered, leaning down so her lips hovered inches from his mouth. "No kissing. No sex. This is just... sitting."
"You are deliberately tempting me," Maekar growled. He tightened his grip, lifting her hips slightly and grinding her down harder against his cock. "And you are specifically violating the rules, considering the contraband I located during my domestic sweep this afternoon."
Kat paused, her hands stalling on his chest. She frowned, her alcohol-hazed brain struggling to compute the statement.
"Contraband?" Kat echoed.
"Yes," Maekar stated, a dark, incredibly smug smirk touching his lips despite his agony. "While making the bed this afternoon, I discovered a specific silicone device wedged behind your pillow. Pink. Seven inches. Battery operated."
Kat’s mouth dropped open. A furious flush of embarrassment exploded across her cheeks.
"Oh my god," Kat gasped, burying her face in her hands. "Oooooh, you found Lola."
Maekar stared at her. He blinked, derailed by the casual admission.
"You name your vibrator?" Maekar asked, his voice laced with disbelief.
Kat peeked through her fingers, nodding vigorously, shameless in her intoxication. "Yeah! It gives them more personality! Lola is very reliable."
Maekar let out a suffering sigh, resting his forehead against her shoulder. "Gods above, you are a menace."
He lifted his head, his eyes locking onto hers with a seriousness.
"Listen to me, Katherine," Maekar commanded softly. "When we return to the estate, we are sleeping on the sofa in the living room."
Kat tilted her head, confused. "Why? Your bed is huge. I want the duvet."
"Because," Maekar ground out, his voice dropping into a husky, desperate whisper, "if we go into that master suite... if you walk into that bedroom wearing that outfit, looking like that... I will lose all remaining capacity for rational thought. I will pin you against the door, and I will fuck you until we both forget our names. I will break the embargo."
Kat shivered, the explicit image sending a rush of liquid heat straight to her core.
She knew he was right. If they went into that room, she wouldn't stop him. She would beg him to break the rules.
She offered him a fond smile. She leaned forward, resting her forehead against his.
"Smart man," Kat whispered softly. "Current, drunk Kitty is very annoyed by that logic. But sober Kitty will be very, very happy tomorrow morning that you respected the boundary."
Maekar let out a defeated exhale, his hands smoothing gently over her hips.
"I am deeply annoyed as well," Maekar murmured, pressing a soft kiss to her forehead. "But I will behave. For you."
Kat smiled, curling into his chest as the Maybach glided through the snowy streets.
The Mercedes-Maybach glided through the gates of the Targaryen estate, the tires crunching softly against the freshly plowed, packed snow of the circular driveway. The digital clock on the dashboard glowed a harsh 1:15 AM.
Inside the heated, leather-bound cabin, the atmosphere was a intoxicating cocktail of alcohol, adrenaline, and sexual tension that felt heavy enough to shatter the reinforced glass windows.
Thomas brought the vehicle to a smooth, silent halt near the steps of the manor. He didn't speak; he simply placed the car in park and waited for his employers to disembark, possessing the unshakable discretion of a seasoned driver who had survived decades of chaos.
In the front passenger seat, Baelor let out a long sigh. The Shadow Minister’s head was resting against the cool windowpane, his normaly perfectly groomed hair a ruffled mess. His black blazer was wrinkled, his dark grey top was slightly damp with nightclub sweat, and he was smiling—a wide, loose, beautifully drunken smile that erased twenty years of anxiety from his face.
"I am having an exceptional evening, Maekar," Baelor slurred slightly, failing to unbuckle his seatbelt on the first three attempts. "Billy was very complimentary regarding my deltoids."
In the back seat, Maekar let out a low, deeply suffering groan, rubbing the bridge of his nose.
"His name was Shaun, Baelor," Maekar corrected, his voice rough with frustration.
"Was it?" Baelor frowned, finally releasing the seatbelt with a loud click. He patted his chest. "Well, regardless of his nomenclature, the man possessed an excellent tactile awareness. I feel thoroughly rejuvenated."
Kat, who was currently sitting sideways in the back seat with her legs thrown haphazardly over Maekar’s lap, let out a loud, breathless giggle. The influx of tequila and vodka cranberries was singing a melody in her bloodstream.
"You did great, Pops!" Kat cheered, her northern accent thickening with the alcohol. She patted Maekar’s chest encouragingly. "See? Exposure therapy! He’s out of his shell!"
"He is intoxicated and compromising national security," Maekar grumbled, though there was no real bite to his words. His primary focus was centered on the woman currently straddling his personal space.
Maekar shifted his weight, his hands gripping Kat’s waist to steady her as he prepared to exit the vehicle.
"Right. Out," Maekar commanded, his voice tight and breathless.
He pushed the rear door open, the biting winter wind immediately whipping into the heated cabin.
Kat shivered, the parted crimson skirt doing nothing to insulate her against the negative temperatures. She swung her legs out of the car, her six-inch stiletto heels hitting the icy pavement with a sharp clack.
She took exactly one step.
Her ankle wobbled precariously. The height of the platform stilettos, combined with the slick, icy surface of the driveway and the buzzing intoxication clouding her motor functions, resulted in an immediate, catastrophic loss of balance.
"Shit!" Kat yelped, her arms flailing wildly as she pitched sideways toward the snowbank.
She didn't fall.
Maekar moved. He lunged out of the Maybach, his arm snapping around her waist, catching her effortlessly against his chest before her knees even buckled.
"I explicitly informed you that those footwear contraptions were a structural hazard, Katherine," Maekar rumbled, as he hauled her flush against him.
"Shut up, Dictionary Boy," Kat muttered, resting her forehead against his chest, willing to accept his support. "The ground is defective. It has nothing to do with the shoes."
Baelor stumbled out of the front passenger seat, slamming the door shut with far too much force. The man swayed slightly on the pavement, looking up at the dark facade of the manor.
"We must maintain absolute silence," Baelor whispered loudly, raising a finger to his lips in a highly exaggerated gesture of stealth. "The children are slumbering. We are executing a covert infiltration."
"You are currently yelling, Baelor," Maekar sighed, securing his grip on Kat’s waist.
"I am whispering," Baelor argued, stumbling up the marble steps.
Maekar didn't bother arguing with the drunk. He easily supported Kat’s weight as they ascended the steps, pulling his keys from his pocket to manually unlock the front doors, ignoring the electronic keypad to avoid any unnecessary beeping.
They stepped into the grand, dimly lit foyer. The house was completely silent, the air thick and warm.
"Right," Maekar whispered, turning to his older brother. "To your quarters, Baelor. Drink a glass of water before you collapse, or you will regret it immensely in the morning."
"I am invincible," Baelor declared haughtily, though he was leaning heavily against the banister for support. He offered them both a sloppy affectionate salute. "Goodnight, Maekar. Goodnight, Kat. Thank you for the... the feral exposure therapy."
"Night, Pops!" Kat giggled, waving as the Shadow Minister began his slow, treacherous ascent up the staircase.
Maekar waited until Baelor had safely navigated the stairs and disappeared down the corridor before turning his attention to the woman leaning against him.
Kat kicked off her stilettos, letting out a dramatic groan of relief as her bare feet hit the cool marble floor.
"My arches are screaming," Kat complained, leaning her head back against his shoulder. "I am never wearing those torture devices again."
"I warned you," Maekar noted smoothly, though his hands immediately moved from her waist, slipping beneath the curve of her knees and her back.
He didn't ask for permission. He simply scooped her up.
Kat gasped as she was suddenly airborne, feeling weightless as Maekar lifted her into his arms, carrying her bridal-style.
"What are you doing?" Kat laughed, wrapping her arms securely around his neck, her face buried into his collarbone.
"I am carrying you, Kat," Maekar stated, his voice a low in the quiet foyer. He turned, setting his trajectory away from the staircase and toward the ground-floor corridor. "I told you at the club. When you inevitably removed those shoes and complained, it would be my responsibility to transport you."
Kat grinned, shivering as the gold belly chains jingled softly against his arm. "You're taking this 'I told you so' very seriously."
Maekar didn't respond. He carried her down the dark hallway, pushing the double doors of the living room open with his shoulder. The newly installed charcoal chenille sofa dominated the center of the room, illuminated only by the pale moonlight spilling through the towering windows.
He walked over to the sofa, gently depositing her onto the plush cushions.
Kat sank into the luxurious fabric, letting out a soft sigh. She looked up at him.
"Stay here," Maekar commanded softly, his eyes dark and intense in the shadows. "Do not move. I am going to my quarters to procure appropriate sleepwear for you. If you sleep in those chains, you will lacerate your skin."
Kat nodded, offering a sloppy, compliant salute. "Yes, sir."
Maekar turned and strode out of the living room.
Kat sat on the sofa. The buzzing intoxication was a warm blanket over her brain. She looked down at bohemian clothes she was wearing. The dark crimson bandeau top was cutting into her ribs, the thin, criss-crossing strings tangled and tight. The wrap skirt felt sticky with nightclub sweat.
She was uncomfortable. She wanted it off.
She didn't wait for him to return.
Kat’s hands moved to the knot at the center of her chest. She pulled the strings, struggling slightly with her clumsy, alcohol-heavy fingers. The knot gave way.
Upstairs, in the master suite, Maekar didn't turn on the lights. He moved through the dark closet, stripping off his black button-down shirt and tossing it carelessly onto a chair. He grabbed a pair of soft comfortable grey sweatpants from a drawer, swiftly changing out of his clothes. He stood bare-chested in the dark, his broad shoulders and muscled torso gleaming faintly in the moonlight.
He reached into his drawer, pulling out one of his softest, most worn-in, black cotton t-shirts. It was huge; it would swallow her small frame.
He grabbed the shirt and headed back downstairs, his bare feet silent on the hardwood floors.
He pushed the living room doors open, stepping back into the moonlight.
"Kat, I have retrieved—" Maekar began, holding the black t-shirt up.
He stopped dead in his tracks.
The words died in his throat. His jaw dropped. His heart executed a thunderous slam against his ribs.
Kat hadn't stayed put. And she certainly hadn't waited for the t-shirt.
She was standing in the center of the rug. The crimson wrap skirt was pooled in a messy, discarded heap around her bare feet. The tight, criss-crossing bandeau top had been abandoned, tossed carelessly onto the coffee table.
She was completely naked.
The only things she was wearing were the heavy, layered gold belly chains still draped low over her hips, the cowrie shells resting perfectly against the pale, soft curve of her lower stomach, and the tiny, dark crimson bikini bottoms that were slashed so high on her hips they barely qualified as clothing.
The moonlight washed over her pale skin. He saw the white body paint dotted across her arms and her chest. He saw the beautiful underswell of her bare breasts, the taut peaks of her nipples visible, pebble-hard in the cool air of the living room.
Maekar’s brain flatlined.
A tortured, feral groan tore from the very bottom of his chest, echoing loudly in the quiet room.
The ache in his groin exploded into a blinding, white-hot, inferno of pure, unfiltered lust. His cock jerked against the soft cotton of his grey sweatpants, surging into a state of painful rigidity. He was so hard his vision actually blurred at the edges.
"Gods above, Kat," Maekar hissed, his voice a rasp. He dropped his head back, staring at the ceiling, desperately praying for strength. "What are you doing?"
Kat giggled, unashamed, swaying slightly on her bare feet. The alcohol had obliterated any remaining shreds of her modesty.
"I was uncomfortable!" Kat defended cheerfully, gesturing toward the discarded clothes. "The strings were digging into my ribs. Hand over the shirt, Dictionary Boy. I’m freezing."
Maekar lowered his head. He stared at her bare breasts. He stared at the smooth, pale curve of her waist, the gold chains dipping low over the tiny scrap of fabric covering her cunt.
He took a step forward.
Six months, the rigid, corporate, fiercely disciplined part of his brain screamed. You gave your word.
Fuck the word, the dark, possessive, feral dragon inside his chest roared back. Take her on the rug.
Maekar forced himself to breathe. He walked over to her, his bare chest heaving. He held the black t-shirt open.
"Arms up," Maekar commanded, his voice shaking with the monumental effort required to restrain himself.
Kat grinned, raising her arms high above her head, the movement causing her breasts to lift.
Maekar closed his eyes, refusing to look as he dragged the soft cotton t-shirt over her head and pulled it down. The hem of the shirt fell past her hips, covering her torso and stopping mid-thigh, plunging her back into modesty.
He let out a exhale, opening his eyes.
"Right," Maekar announced abruptly, taking a sharp step backward, putting desperate, necessary distance between them. He pointed a trembling finger toward the hallway. "I am going to the bathroom."
Kat paused, her hands gripping the hem of his oversized shirt. She tilted her head, her brown contact lenses sparking with wicked, drunk clarity. She looked at his face, flushed and strained. She looked down, her eyes dropping shamelessly to the tented bulge pressing against the front of his grey sweatpants.
A bratty smirk spread across her lips.
"Are you going to the bathroom because you need a wank, Maekar?" Kat asked bluntly, her voice dripping with teasing glee.
Maekar froze. The audacity of the woman was staggering.
He didn't deflect. He didn't invoke his pride. He was too far gone for lies.
"Yes, Kat," Maekar growled, his eyes burning into hers, honesty radiating from his gaze. "I am. Because if I remain in this room for another sixty seconds, I am going to abandon the embargo, throw you onto that sofa, and fuck you until you cannot walk."
Kat’s breath hitched, a shiver of liquid heat pooling instantly between her thighs at the threat. But she was the Queen of the Gremlins, and she refused to yield to the intimidation.
She offered him a bright, cheeky smile.
"Have funnn!" Kat chirped cheerfully, offering him a jaunty wave.
She turned her back to him. She didn't walk to the sofa; she literally dove onto it, crashing into the plush charcoal cushions. She immediately grabbed a fluffy grey throw blanket wrapping herself into a tight, cozy cocoon, her blonde wig a mess against the armrest.
Maekar stood in the center of the rug.
He stared at the woman burritoed on his sofa. He looked down at his own painful hard cock. He thought about walking into the cold bathroom and standing over the sink and finishing himself off with a handful of lotion, alone, while she slept peacefully twenty feet away.
A helpless, cynical sigh escaped his lips.
He was the Ice Dragon. And he was hopelessly whipped apparently.
He didn't go to the bathroom.
"Fuck it," Maekar muttered under his breath, abandoning the logistical retreat.
He turned on his heel. He strode directly over to the sofa. He didn't ask for permission. He climbed onto the cushions, his large frame dwarfing the space. He grabbed the edge of the throw blanket Kat had cocooned herself in and yanked it open.
Kat squealed in surprise, trying to hold onto the fabric. "Hey! I was warm!"
Maekar ignored her protests. He slid his body onto the sofa, maneuvering himself so his back was resting against the plush armrest. He reached out, his hands gripping her waist through the soft cotton of his t-shirt. He dragged her across the cushions.
He pulled her directly into his lap.
Kat gasped, her eyes widening as she found herself suddenly straddling his thick thighs, her knees sinking into the cushions on either side of his hips.
"You didn't go to the bathroom," Kat pointed out breathlessly, her hands automatically flying up to rest against his bare chest.
"I changed my mind," Maekar rumbled. He wrapped his arms securely around her waist, pulling her flush against him. "I would rather suffer out here."
Kat smiled, the buzz of the alcohol making her bold. She looked at his face, the bruised exhaustion beneath his eyes from the long flight overshadowed by the burning, feral lust.
She shifted her weight.
She didn't just sit on his lap. She deliberately pushed her hips downward, pressing the soft, wet heat of her pussy directly against the aching length of his cock.
Maekar let out a jagged hiss, his spine going rigid against the armrest. His hands clamped down on her hips with bruising force.
"Katherine," Maekar warned, his voice a low, vibrating growl of danger.
Kat didn't stop.
She looked him dead in the eye, a smirk on her lips. She began to move. She rolled her hips forward, initiating a slow grind directly against the thick ridge of his erection.
The friction was instant. It was devastating.
Maekar’s head fell back against the cushions, a ruined groan tearing from his throat. The soft cotton of his sweatpants rubbing against her, the pinning weight of her body on his lap—it was torture... It was heaven.
Kat gasped softly, her eyes fluttering shut.
The alcohol in her bloodstream had amplified every single nerve ending in her body. The heat of his cock pressing up against her through the layers of fabric was sending electric shockwaves straight up her spine. She could feel the exact, staggering thickness of him, the hard ridge pressing perfectly against her most sensitive spot with every roll of her hips.
She leaned forward, her hands sliding up his bare chest to grip his broad shoulders, her breath hitching in her throat.
"Maekar," Kat whimpered, the bratty teasing vanishing, replaced by genuine arousal. She rocked her hips down harder, seeking more friction.
"I am warning you, Kat," Maekar gritted out, his jaw clenched so tightly it ached, his eyes burning into hers. He pushed his own hips upward, grinding back against her with a harsh, demanding thrust that made her cry out. "If you keep doing that... if you keep moving like that... I am going to cum in my fucking pants like a pathetic teenager."
The threat didn't deter her. It acted like gasoline on an open flame.
The idea that she had the terrifying, controlled Ice Dragon so utterly, hopelessly at her mercy that he was threatening to blow his load in his sweatpants fed her ego immensely.
Kat beamed, a bright, flushed smile lighting up her face.
She moved faster. She tightened her grip on his shoulders, dropping her hips and grinding, rubbing her aching clit directly against the hard seam of his sweatpants.
"Gods," Kat moaned loudly, her head falling back, exposing the long, pale column of her throat to his gaze. "Do it, Maekar. Because it’s working for me too."
Maekar stared at her flushed face, his chest heaving. The reality of her pleasure—the breathy moans, the desperate friction— shattered whatever meager, pathetic remnants of self-control he had left.
"Kat," Maekar rasped, his hands sliding around to grip the soft, firm curve of her ass through his t-shirt. He squeezed hard, anchoring her to his lap.
"I usually..." Kat panted, her hips rocking rhythmically against him, her voice thick and hazy with lust. "I normally can't get off on just grinding. I always need my toys. I need Lola."
She let out a sharp gasp as he thrust his hips up, meeting her grind with perfectly timed upward pressure.
"But you," Kat whimpered, her eyes flying open, glazed and blown wide with impending climax. "Fuck, Maekar, you’re working for me."
The admission was the undisputed kill shot.
The knowledge that he was pushing her over the edge—that his body, just the friction of him, was enough to replace her toys—fed the beast inside his chest with a intoxicating rush of power.
He took control.
"Hold on to me," Maekar commanded, his voice a feral roar.
His hands gripped her hips like iron vises. He didn't let her dictate the pace anymore. He lifted her slightly, taking the weight of her body, and slammed her back down against his dick. He began to grind her against him with relentless, punishing rhythm.
It was messy. It was desperate.
They were fully clothed, sweating on the brand-new sofa, separated by layers of cotton and lace, but it was the most intense, visceral intimacy either of them had ever experienced.
"Yes! Fuck, yes, Maekar!" Kat sobbed loudly, abandoning any semblance of volume control. The friction was blinding. The hard, thick ridge of his cock sliding against her clit through the fabric was building a tight coil of heat low in her stomach.
She rode his thigh, her fingernails biting deep half-moons into the muscles of his shoulders. She threw her head back, her breathing jagged and frantic.
"Come for me, baby," Maekar growled, his deep voice vibrating directly against her chest, thrusting his hips upward with brutal force. "Right here."
The orgasm hit her like a high-speed collision.
Kat let out a piercing uninhibited scream, her spine arching backward. Her inner thighs clamped down like a vise around his hips as she shattered. Wave after wave of intense, blinding pleasure crashed through her nervous system, her cunt clenching and pulsing violently against his lap, soaking the crimson bottoms she wore.
She collapsed forward, her face burying into the crook of his neck, her chest heaving, entirely boneless.
The feeling of her coming against him—the spasming clench of her body, the hot, slick heat radiating through the fabric—was the final trigger.
Maekar threw his head back against the cushions. He let out a harsh, feral roar. His hips jerked upward in a final thrust, pinning her hard against him.
He came hard.
Hot ropes of his release exploded into the restrictive confines of his dark boxer briefs and soft grey sweatpants. It was a messy, humiliating, entirely teenage type release, the volume of it soaking the front of his pants. He groaned, his eyes squeezing shut as the intense aftershocks rolled through his frame, his hands gripping her ass until the final spasm subsided.
They lay there on the sofa, tangled together in the dark.
The only sound in the living room was their harsh synchronized panting.
Kat lay collapsed against his bare chest, her ear pressed directly over his heart, which was hammering a frantic beat against his ribs. She felt the wet, sticky warmth blooming beneath her thighs where he had soaked his own sweatpants.
The ridiculous absurdity of the situation—the billionaire CEO of Targaryen Enterprises and the chaotic art teacher, intoxicated, dry-humping each other into oblivion in the middle of a Saturday night—slowly began to penetrate the hazy fog of her post-orgasmic bliss.
A soft, breathless, hysterical giggle bubbled up from Kat’s chest.
She lifted her head, resting her chin on his sternum, looking up at his exhausted, flushed face.
"Well," Kat panted, her voice thick and lazy, offering him a triumphant bratty smirk. "I suppose that solves the bathroom problem."
Maekar slowly opened his eyes. He stared down at her, a look of devastated affection crossing his face. He ran a hand through his messy hair.
"You are an absolute menace to my dignity, Baby," Maekar murmured, though his voice lacked any real reprimand.
"Hey," Kat defended softly, her fingers tracing a lazy, teasing pattern over his chest. "Technically, we didn't break the rules. No kissing on the lips. And this definitely doesn't count as sex, because we are both fully clothed. The embargo remains intact."
Maekar stared at her. He processed the flimsy, technical loophole she had just successfully exploited.
A fond chuckle vibrated in his chest.
"Deal," Maekar agreed smoothly, accepting the parameters. "The embargo holds."
He paused, shifting his hips slightly beneath her, a sudden look of discomfort crossing his face as the reality of his messy release set in.
"However," Maekar grimaced, his hands moving to grip her waist, "I must temporarily evacuate the premises. I need to go clean up, because I literally just came in my fucking pants on our new sofa."
Kat burst into a fresh fit of laughter, unable to contain her mirth as she rolled off his lap and onto the cushions beside him.
"Go," Kat wheezed, waving a hand at him. "Go wash your sins away, Dictionary Boy. I’ll keep the sofa warm."
Maekar stood up from the sofa. He didn't bother trying to hide the embarrassing wet stain covering the front of his grey sweatpants. He simply shook his head, offering her a promising look before striding out of the living room and heading for the downstairs powder room.
He returned five minutes later.
He had discarded the ruined sweatpants, opting to return wearing only a fresh, clean pair of boxer briefs. His broad chest was still bare, his silver hair slightly damp where he had splashed cold water on his face.
He walked back into the living room.
Kat hadn't moved. She was curled up on her side, her knees pulled up to her chest beneath his oversized black t-shirt. She had pulled the fluffy grey throw blanket over herself, her blonde wig a messy, chaotic halo on the plush pillow. Her eyes were closed, her breathing already slow and even.
The alcohol crash had finally hit her.
Maekar smiled softly. He walked over to the sofa, lifting the edge of the blanket. He slid his frame onto the cushions behind her, curling his body around hers.
He pulled her back flush against his chest, wrapping his arm securely around her waist, anchoring her to him. The cool warmth of her small body, combined with the lingering satisfaction of their shared release, was a potent sedative.
Kat mumbled softly in her sleep, shifting backward until her spine was pressed perfectly against his chest, entirely comfortable.
Maekar buried his face into the messy blonde curls, unbothered by the disguise. He pulled the blanket up over their shoulders, insulating them against the cold winter draft leaking from the tall windows.
Maekar closed his eyes, the exhaustion finally overtaking him, and fell into a deep, peaceful, dreamless sleep.
Notes:
This is my little treat cose it's my birthday 😊
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Chapter 40: Chapter Forty: Checkmate on the Sofa
Summary:
In which the Wyvern wins a real estate war, and Maekar permanently relocates his sleeping arrangements.
Thank you so much for all the birthday wishes 🖤
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Money, Money, Money – ABBA
Notes:
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Chapter Text
Sunday morning did not arrive with the gentle, serene grace of a rising sun. It crashed into the living room of the Targaryen estate with the blinding, aggressive intensity of a halogen floodlight reflecting off the snow-covered lawns outside the windows.
Kat let out a miserable groan, burying her face deeper into the solid, impossibly warm surface beneath her cheek.
Her head was pounding. It wasn't a gentle ache; it was a rhythmic, malicious throb that synced perfectly with her pulse, a direct, undeniable consequence of consuming four back-to-back shots of cheap tequila followed by a staggering amount of vodka. Her mouth tasted like a dusty carpet, her limbs felt like they were filled with wet cement, and the blinding winter sunlight piercing through the crack in the curtains felt like a personal insult to her retinas.
But despite the devastating physiological reality of her hangover, Kat had zero desire to move.
She was currently draped over Maekar.
She was lying on her stomach, her right leg thrown over his thighs, her arm wrapped securely around his chest. She was wearing his oversized black t-shirt, which rode high on her thighs, and she was cocooned beneath the fluffy grey throw blanket they had shared.
Beneath her, Maekar was equally dead to the world. He was lying on his back, his arms wrapped securely around her small frame, anchoring her flush against him. He was wearing nothing but a fresh pair of dark boxer briefs, his chest radiating a furnace-like heat that neutralized the drafty chill of the room.
Kat shifted slightly, her cheek rubbing against the soft silver hair dusting his pectorals. As she moved, her hip pressed down, dragging softly against his groin.
Even in the depths of unconsciousness, the Ice Dragon’s biology responded with instantaneous precision.
Maekar let out a harsh, jagged intake of breath, his spine going rigid against the cushions of the sofa. Kat felt the surge of heat against her thigh. A morning erection sprang to life instantly, pressing against the cotton of his boxers, demanding immediate attention.
The physical friction instantly dragged Kat’s memory back to the feral, unhinged events of the previous night. She remembered straddling him on this exact sofa and the dizzying friction of her grinding relentlessly against him through her bikini bottoms. She remembered the guttural ruined groan that had torn from his throat as he had come hard directly into his pants, surrendering his control.
A self-satisfied smirk spread across Kat’s sleep-flushed face.
She lifted her head slightly, resting her chin on his sternum, and looked up at him.
Maekar’s eyes fluttered open. He blinked against the harsh morning light, his brow furrowing as he processed the weight on his chest and the throb of his own cock pressing against her leg.
He looked down. He saw the messy nest of blonde curls—she had refused to take the wig off before passing out—and the bright, mismatched brown and purple eyes peering up at him.
"Morning, Dictionary Boy," Kat whispered, her voice rough and thick with sleep. She deliberately, shifted her hip again, pressing down against his erection with a slow, teasing roll. "Did you sleep well?"
Maekar closed his eyes, a tortured groan vibrating deep in his chest. His hands instantly clamped down on her hips, his fingers digging possessively into the soft cotton of the t-shirt, physically locking her in place to prevent any further friction.
"Kat," Maekar rumbled, his voice a gravelly, husky rasp that sent a fresh jolt of liquid heat straight down her spine. "Do not move. If you continue to initiate that specific mechanical pressure, I am going to abandon the parameters of our agreement and ruin you against these cushions before I have even consumed my morning coffee."
Kat giggled, unrepentant, resting her head back down against his chest. "You are extremely grumpy for a man who got to act as a human mattress."
"I am in a state of physical distress," Maekar corrected, his chest heaving slightly beneath her. He opened his eyes, staring up at the ceiling, desperately attempting to deploy his discipline to force the blood out of his dick and back into his brain. "And I am currently harboring a significant, albeit satisfying, level of frustration regarding the volume of loopholes you successfully exploited last night."
"I didn't exploit anything," Kat murmured, tracing lazy, invisible circles against his collarbone with her fingernail. "I adhered to the strict letter of the law. No kissing on the mouth. No sex. What we did was entirely, legally permissible dry-humping."
Maekar let out a short, cynical bark of laughter. He turned his head, pressing his face into the messy blonde synthetic curls.
"You are a terrifying legal adversary, Kitty," Maekar murmured, his tone softening into a register of affection. His hand moved from her hip, trailing up her spine to rest gently at the nape of her neck.
They lay there in silence for another twenty minutes, content to simply exist in the warm, quiet aftermath of the night. Kat listened to the steady, rhythmic thud of his heart. She felt the protective weight of his arm around her.
For a brief, fleeting moment, she allowed herself to imagine that this was simply her life. That there were no corporate empires, no paparazzi, no dark histories of foster care rejection. Just this sofa, this man, and the quiet morning sunlight.
The illusion was beautiful, and it was abruptly shattered by the sound of rapid thundering footsteps charging down the staircase.
"MAMA!"
The high-pitched, demanding shriek echoed through the foyer, instantly followed by the sound of the double doors of the living room being thrown wide open.
Kat groaned, squeezing her eyes shut and burying her face deeper into Maekar’s chest, desperately attempting to hide from the incoming invasion.
Daeron, Aemon, and Aerion marched into the living room, their silver hair sticking up in messy cowlicks. Daeron was carrying Aegon on his hip. The baby was wearing a pair of bright red fleece pajamas, holding a white soft plush cat by the tail.
"Morning, Dad! Morning, Mam!" Aerion cheered loudly, failing to respect the fragile state of Kat’s tequila-soaked brain.
Aegon spotted the tangled pile of blankets on the sofa. He immediately began wiggling in Daeron’s grip, desperate to be released.
"Mama! Up! Up!" Aegon demanded, kicking his little legs.
Daeron chuckled, setting the baby down onto the rug.
Aegon sprinted across the room, launching himself at the edge of the sofa. He scrambled up the cushions, disregarding the fact that his father was occupying the space, and threw himself directly onto Kat’s back, his little knees digging into her ribs.
"Oof," Kat wheezed as the Twenty-Five-pound baby landed on her kidneys.
"Mama!" Aegon babbled happily, slapping the white plush cat repeatedly against Kat’s head.
Kat didn't fight it anymore. She didn't have the energy to deploy the 'Kitty' defense mechanism. She was too hungover, too tired, and too hopelessly in love with the tiny silver-haired dictator to argue.
She rolled onto her side, slipping off Maekar’s chest and onto the cushions beside him, bringing Aegon with her. She wrapped her arms securely around the baby, pulling him flush against her chest, burying her face into his soft, sweet-smelling silver hair.
"Fine. You win, gremlin," Kat mumbled into his curls, closing her eyes. "Mama is here. But Mama needs a bacon sandwich and two pints of tea before she can function."
Daeron, Aemon, and Aerion exchanged a series of triumphant looks. The Queen of the Gremlins had officially conceded the title.
Maekar watched her. He watched the way she instinctively cuddled his youngest son, absorbing the chaos. His chest tightened with a surge of devotion so intense it practically robbed him of his breath.
He slowly pushed himself up into a sitting position, the grey throw blanket falling away to expose his bare torso. He ran a hand through his silver hair, looking down at Kat, who was still wearing only the oversized black t-shirt and her underwear.
"Kat," Maekar stated, his voice a low rumble. "I am going upstairs to my quarters to procure appropriate clothing for the day. Do you require any specific garments from your luggage?"
Kat cracked one eye open, peering at him from beneath Aegon’s arm.
"I am refusing to move from this sofa for the next four hours," Kat announced stubbornly. "My blood is currently composed of seventy percent tequila. I am not putting on trousers. Trousers are a prison."
Maekar raised a eyebrow, crossing his arms over his broad chest. "You cannot simply exist in the informal living room wearing nothing but a t-shirt and your undergarments, Kat. Baelor will eventually emerge from his quarters, and the staff requires access to the space."
"I don't care about the staff, and Baelor is probably currently dying in his en-suite," Kat grumbled. She let out a heavy sigh. "Fine. If you want me decent, go get me a pair of your boxer-briefs. The loose cotton ones. I’ll wear them as shorts. But I am not putting on denim."
Maekar’s eyes darkened instantly at the request. The mental image of her lounging on his sofa, wearing his shirt and his underwear, marked visibly as his property, was highly appealing to his deeply territorial instincts.
"I will return momentarily," Maekar agreed smoothly.
He stood up, walking out of the living room with long, purposeful strides.
"Right, gremlins," Kat sighed, shifting Aegon so he was sitting comfortably on her stomach. She looked at the three older boys, who were currently hovering near the coffee table. "What is the agenda for today? Because if it involves running, screaming, or loud noises, I am officially delegating supervisory authority to your father."
"We are going to show you all the things Dad brought back from Tokyo!" Aerion announced excitedly.
"And," Aemon added, adjusting his glasses, "we require a comprehensive debriefing regarding Uncle Baelor’s performance in the subterranean nightclub environment. Did he successfully integrate?"
Before Kat could answer, Maekar returned. He was wearing a fresh pair of dark, tailored sweatpants and a fitted black long-sleeved Henley that emphasized his broad shoulders. He walked over to the sofa, holding a pair of soft, black cotton boxer-shorts.
He didn't hand them to her. He knelt beside the sofa.
"Lift the blanket," Maekar instructed softly, ignoring the presence of his three sons standing three feet away.
Kat rolled her eyes, but she lifted the blanket, creating a small, enclosed tent over her lower half. Maekar guided her bare legs into the soft cotton boxers, pulling them up over her hips beneath the safety of the blanket.
"Thank you, Jeeves," Kat teased, pulling the blanket back down. The boxers were huge on her, reaching almost to her knees, but they were comfortable.
Maekar smirked, standing up. "You are welcome. I will instruct chef to prepare a substantial, grease-heavy breakfast to mitigate your toxicity."
He turned and headed for the kitchen.
Kat sat up, leaning back against the armrest, pulling Aegon onto her lap. Aegon was still clutching the white plush cat.
Kat finally looked closely at the toy.
She saw the pristine white fur. She saw the bright red collar with the gold bell. And then, she saw the eyes. One dark brown. One bright, luminous purple.
Kat’s breath caught in her throat. Her heart executed a flutter against her ribs.
She stared at the plush toy. It wasn't just a generic stuffed animal. Maekar had walked through a city six thousand miles away, seen a toy with heterochromia, and thought of her. He had bought it for his son, cementing her presence into Aegon’s life even when she wasn't there.
"Oh, you thoughtful sap," Kat whispered under her breath, a genuine smile spreading across her face. She kissed the top of Aegon’s head. "Do you like your Kitty, Egg?"
"Kitty!" Aegon babbled, shaking the bell.
Ten minutes later, the double doors of the living room swung open again.
Maekar walked in, carrying a large, loaded silver tray. He set it down onto the mahogany coffee table. It was a masterpiece of hangover recovery: bacon sandwiches on toasted sourdough, a mountain of crispy hash browns, and two gigantic, steaming mugs of strong black coffee and tea.
"Eat," Maekar commanded gently, sitting down on the sofa next to her.
Kat didn't hesitate. She grabbed a bacon sandwich, taking a large bite, groaning in bliss as the grease and salt hit her system.
"Dictionary Boy, I take back every mean thing I have ever said about your corporate rigidity," Kat mumbled around a mouthful of bacon. "You are a domestic god."
Maekar chuckled, taking a sip of his coffee.
As they ate, the doors of the living room opened for the third time that morning.
The room fell silent.
Standing in the doorway, looking as though he had just survived a brutal, high-casualty medieval siege, was Baelor.
The man was an catastrophic wreck.
He was wearing a pair of silk pajama trousers and a wrinkled, untucked white t-shirt. His perfectly groomed hair was a tangled disaster. His skin was pale, practically grey, and he was wearing a pair of tinted black aviator sunglasses indoors, hiding his eyes. He was clutching a insulated mug of water to his chest as if it contained the elixir of life.
Baelor took a slow careful step into the room, wincing visibly as the soft, ambient light from the windows hit his retinas.
He stopped near the arm of the sofa, looking down at Kat.
"Katherine," Baelor rasped, his voice a dry, hollow, ruined croak that lacked any of its usual eloquence. "I am officially declaring a state of emergency. I am never, under any circumstances, clubbing with you ever again. You are a biological hazard."
Kat paused, swallowing her bite of bacon. She looked at the defeated, hungover politician, her eyes sparkling with merciless glee.
"Lies!" Kat crowed loudly, pointing a greasy finger at him. "Absolute lies, Pops! You loved it! You were thriving! You were the belle of the ball! I guarantee you, by next Friday, you will be begging Markl and me to take you back to the laser-pit!"
Baelor let out a tragic, shuddering groan. He didn't even have the energy to argue.
He took two more steps and collapsed into a leather wingback chair adjacent to the sofa. He didn't sit down; he fell, his long limbs sprawling awkwardly over the armrests, his head lolling back against the leather.
Valarr and Matarys, who had quietly entered the room behind their father, stared at him in shock.
They had never seen their father like this. They had only ever seen the perfectly composed, repressed man. They had never seen him hungover, disheveled, and wearing sunglasses indoors.
"Dad?" Valarr asked, his voice trembling slightly with concern. He took a hesitant step toward the armchair. "Are... are you alright? Do you require medical assistance? What is wrong with him?"
Valarr looked frantically toward his uncle.
Maekar took a calm, unbothered sip of his black coffee. He looked at his older brother sprawling in the chair, a faint, amused smirk touching his lips.
"Your father is not experiencing a medical emergency, Valarr," Maekar said smoothly, his deep voice carrying an edge of dry humor. "He is simply experiencing the physiological consequences of consuming an quantity of fermented agave and premium scotch. He is severely hungover. He will survive."
Baelor lifted a weak, trembling hand into the air, blindly waving off the medical diagnosis.
"I shall perish," Baelor moaned dramatically, his voice muffled by the collar of his t-shirt. "My liver has officially ceased operational functionality. The ambient noise in this room is violently assaulting my auditory cortex. Please, leave me to die in the shadows."
"You aren't dying, Baelor, you’re just dehydrated," Kat laughed, tossing a spare, wrapped hash brown directly onto his lap. "Eat the grease. It absorbs the poison."
Baelor didn't move to intercept the hash brown. He simply let it rest on his silk trousers, a monument to his defeat.
With the Shadow Minister effectively neutralized, the primary agenda of the morning resumed.
"Right!" Daeron announced, stepping into the center of the rug. He looked at Kat, his eyes bright. "Tokyo debriefing! Dad, bring the bags!"
Maekar set his coffee mug down. He stood up, walking over to the sideboard where he had deposited the premium paper shopping bags. He carried them back to the center of the seating area, placing them carefully onto the coffee table.
"The acquisitions," Maekar stated formally, returning to his seat next to Kat.
The boys descended upon the bags like a pack of starved wolves.
Daeron immediately pulled out the emerald-green leather sketchbook and the high-end Copic markers. He ran his hands reverently over the smooth leather, his eyes wide with awe.
"Dad, these are professional grade," Daeron breathed, opening the sketchbook to reveal the high-gsm paper. "This paper is specifically engineered for alcohol-based ink blending. I can actually execute the gradient shadows Kat taught me without bleeding through the pages."
"I was assured of their quality by the proprietor," Maekar noted smoothly, satisfied by his son's reaction.
Aemon was next. The nine-year-old carefully, methodically unwrapped the velvet boxes. He pulled out the authenticated Edo-period bronze coin, holding it up to the morning light with an expression of academic reverence.
"The Tokugawa shogunate," Aemon whispered, pushing his glasses up his nose. He gently unrolled the framed, hand-painted map of ancient Kyoto. "This cartography is incredibly preserved, Father. The geographical demarcations are stunningly accurate to the 18th-century infrastructure. This is a museum-quality artifact."
"It belongs in your archive, Aemon," Maekar replied softly.
Aerion didn't care about history or paper. The ten-year-old tore into his bag, pulling out the other two sets of custom-weighted, carbon-fiber drumsticks. He immediately began tapping out a rapid, complex polyrhythm against the edge of the coffee table.
"These are perfectly balanced!" Aerion cheered, grinning widely. "They don't splinter like the wooden ones! Thanks, Dad!"
Kat sat on the sofa, watching the boys. She watched the way their eyes lit up, the way they excitedly showed each other their gifts. She looked at Maekar, who was watching his sons with an expression of quiet pride. He hadn't just bought them random, expensive toys to buy their affection. He had paid attention. He had bought them tools to fuel their specific, unique passions.
"You did good, Dictionary Boy," Kat murmured softly, leaning her head against his bicep.
Maekar turned his head, his eyes locking onto hers. A slow anticipatory smirk spread across his lips.
"I am not finished, Kat," Maekar rumbled.
He reached down toward the floor, retrieving the final, crinkling, bright yellow plastic bag from Don Quijote. It looked ridiculous and wildly out of place against the backdrop of the estate.
Maekar lifted the cheap yellow bag, holding it out toward her.
"Your operational challenge," Maekar announced, his voice dripping with triumphant, corporate victory. "Five items. Red in color. Executed flawlessly under the fifteen-pound financial parameter."
Kat gasped, her eyes widening in delight. She snatched the yellow bag from his hands, pulling it onto her lap.
"You actually did it!" Kat cheered, thrilled that he had actually navigated a discount store for her. "I thought you would just panic and buy me a silk scarf at the airport!"
"I do not fail tactical assignments, Baby," Maekar stated arrogantly, crossing his arms over his chest. "Evaluate the merchandise."
Kat eagerly reached into the bag.
She pulled out the first item. It was the bright red plastic bicycle bell.
Kat stared at it. She looked at the tiny, functional lever. She pressed her thumb against it, pulling it back and releasing it.
RIIIIING!
The high-pitched, metallic chime echoed through the living room.
From the depths of the leather wingback chair, Baelor Targaryen let out a loud, agonized shriek, clapping both hands over his ears.
"Gods above, Katherine!" Baelor moaned, curling into a tight, miserable ball. "Have mercy! I am begging you!"
Kat cackled, delighted by the weaponized potential of the object. "This is brilliant, Maekar! I am officially attaching this to my lanyard. I’m going to ring it every time Cooky Stool tries to talk to me in the staff room."
Maekar smirked, satisfied. "I anticipated it would complement your chaotic operational methodology."
Kat reached back into the bag. She pulled out the pack of cherry-red glitter gel pens.
"Practical," Kat nodded approvingly, inspecting the nibs. "I can use these to grade the kids perspective drawings. It’ll make the failing grades look significantly more festive."
Next, she pulled out the fuzzy winter socks. She held them up, reading the bold, white, cartoonish English lettering printed across the toes.
DANGER: EXPLOSIVE.
Kat burst out laugh, tossing her head back. She looked at Maekar, her eyes shining with mirth.
"Okay, this is a personal attack," Kat giggled, immediately kicking off the throw blanket and pulling the fuzzy socks onto her feet. She wiggled her toes, showing off the warning label. "You think I have an explosive temper, Dictionary Boy?"
"I believe the historical data regarding your interactions with headmasters, aristocrats, and museum tour guides adequately supports the assessment," Maekar deadpanned smoothly.
"Fair point," Kat conceded, tucking her feet back under the blanket.
She dug back into the bag, extracting the small, crinkling package of candy. She looked at the red, chili-infused gummy dragons.
"Oh, yes," Kat cheered, tearing the bag open instantly. "Toxic, processed, unnatural chemical sugar. The breakfast of champions."
She popped a bright red gummy dragon into her mouth, chewing. The intense, artificial sour heat hit her tongue. She grinned, leaning over and holding the open bag directly in front of Maekar’s face.
"You promised, Maekar," Kat challenged, her eyes locked onto his. "You promised on the phone that you would endeavor to consume a gummy worm."
Maekar stared at the bag. He looked at the horrifying, radioactive-red candy. He despised sugar. He despised artificial flavoring.
But he looked at the bright, expectant, challenging smile on her face.
Maekar didn't hesitate. He leaned forward, utilizing his teeth to pluck a single red gummy dragon directly from her outstretched fingers, his lips brushing lightly against her skin in a teasing caress.
Kat shivered, a flush creeping up her neck as he slowly chewed and swallowed the toxic candy, his face an impenetrable mask of stoicism.
"It is devoid of nutritional value," Maekar declared smoothly. "But I have fulfilled my contractual obligation."
"You survived," Kat winked.
She reached into the yellow bag for the final time. Her fingers brushed against a solid object.
She pulled it out.
It was the thick-walled ceramic mug. Kat held it up to the light, her eyes immediately drawn to the stunning, elegant gold brushstroke illustration. She saw the scaled red dragon soaring over the stylized ocean wave.
Kat went silent.
The teasing energy evaporated from her posture. She held the mug in both hands, tracing the outline of the gold dragon with her thumb.
It wasn't a joke gift. It wasn't a silly pair of socks or a plastic bell. It was a beautiful, thoughtful, symbolic piece of art. He was the Ice Dragon. She was the Wyvern. The mug was a quiet, permanent acknowledgment of the explosive, beautiful collision of their two worlds even if he didn't know it.
Kat looked up. She met Maekar’s gaze. He wasn't smirking anymore. He was watching her with a soft expression, waiting for her reaction.
"Maekar," Kat whispered, her voice thick with emotion. "It’s beautiful. I love it. I’m going to drink my tea out of this every morning."
Maekar let out a quiet exhale, a resonant warmth settling into his chest. "I am pleased it meets your aesthetic standards, Baby."
Kat carefully set the mug onto the coffee table, next to her plate.
"You completely smashed the challenge, Dictionary Boy," Kat praised, leaning over to rest her head against his shoulder. "I am impressed."
"I am not finished," Maekar rumbled softly.
He reached behind him, retrieving a final, unmarked premium paper bag that he had deliberately separated from the boys' hauls. He set it onto Kat’s lap.
"Wait," Kat frowned, looking at the bag. "The challenge was five items. This is extra."
"The challenge was five red items under fifteen pounds," Maekar corrected smoothly. "I executed the challenge perfectly. This bag is not bound by those restrictive financial parameters. This is separate."
Kat blinked, reaching into the paper bag.
Her fingers brushed against something incredibly soft. She grabbed it and pulled it out.
It was a plushie.
Kat stared at it. It was a remarkably soft fluffy pinkish-red fox-racoon hybrid with a black bandit mask, a striped bushy tail, and a delicate black satin bow tie.
Kat gasped, a brilliant smile breaking across her face. She immediately hugged the soft plushie to her chest.
"Oh my god, he’s perfect!" Kat squealed, her voice rising in pitch. She looked at Maekar, her eyes shining. "I mentioned foxes to you for like, ten seconds on the phone! You remembered that?!"
"I retain all data regarding your preferences, Kat," Maekar stated smoothly, though a faint, satisfied flush touched the tips of his ears.
Kat reached back into the bag. She pulled out the final items.
It was the four round, soft, utterly ridiculous food-themed octopuses. The sushi octopus. The mushroom octopus. They stared up at her with their unimpressed, grumpy stitched faces.
Kat burst into a loud laugh, falling in love with the absurd plushies.
"They look so angry!" Kat giggled, holding the sushi octopus up. She immediately began tossing them at the boys. She threw the mushroom to Aemon, the sushi to Daeron, and a taco-octopus to Aerion. "Look at them! They are magnificent!"
The boys caught the plushies, laughing at the ridiculous, squishy toys.
Aegon, determined to participate in the toy distribution, abandoned Kat’s stomach. He stood up on her thighs, holding his white, odd-eyed cat up to Maekar’s face.
"Kitty!" Aegon babbled happily, shaking the bell.
Kat looked at the white cat, and then she looked down at the pinkish-red fox in her arms. She looked around the living room, taking in the mountain of thoughtful gifts the billionaire had dragged six thousand miles across the globe simply to make them smile.
"You know," Kat murmured, leaning heavily against Maekar’s side, her voice soft and thick with affection. "For an intimidating corporate overlord, you are dangerously sweet, Maekar Targaryen."
Maekar didn't deny it. He simply wrapped his arm around her shoulders, pulling her flush against him, content to let her ruin his reputation.
"Right!" Aerion announced loudly, jumping up from the sofa and tossing his taco-octopus into the air. He grabbed his new, carbon-fiber drumsticks, tapping them against his thigh. "Dad! Mam! Come to the music room! I want to show you the polyrhythm I learned! We can drum!"
Kat groaned, sinking deeper into the cushions and pulling the blanket up over her head.
"NoOoOoo, Duck," Kat whined from beneath the fabric. "Normally, I would be one-hundred-percent down for drumming session. But I am currently battling a lethal hangover, and if you start smashing cymbals, my brain is going to literally leak out of my ears. I need quiet."
Maekar chuckled, patting the lump of blankets that was currently Kat. He looked at his son.
"I will accompany you to the music room tomorrow, Aerion," Maekar promised smoothly. "We will dedicate the afternoon to percussive acoustics. But today, the operational parameter is recovery."
Aerion didn't look disappointed. He simply shrugged easily. "Okay, Dad!"
The ten-year-old dropped his drumsticks onto the coffee table. He didn't wander off to play video games. He walked right back to the sofa. He climbed up, wedging his body firmly into the space between Maekar’s side and the armrest, throwing his legs over his father's lap.
Daeron, having finished inspecting his Copic markers, slid down the cushions, resting his head comfortably against Maekar’s other shoulder. Aemon, holding his historical coin, sat cross-legged on the rug directly between Kat’s dangling legs, leaning his back against her knees. Aegon had successfully reclaimed his throne directly on Kat’s chest, currently attempting to force the white plush cat to kiss the red plush fox.
Maekar sat perfectly still in the center of the sofa.
He didn't reach for his phone. He didn't think about the SEC or the PR crisis.
He looked around the room. He looked at Aerion tucked under his left arm. He looked at Daeron resting against his right shoulder. He looked at Aemon sitting safely between Kat’s legs. He looked at Aegon bouncing on Kat’s chest. And he looked at Kat, the woman who had orchestrated the miraculous integration, currently dozing softly against his side.
They were all touching him. They were all physically anchored to him.
His chest tightened. He wrapped his arms securely around his sons and the woman he loved, burying his face in Kat’s messy blonde wig, surrendering the war.
From the adjacent armchair, a quiet throat cleared.
Valarr and Matarys were standing near the armrest. They were both holding small, beautifully wrapped boxes that Maekar had quietly slipped to them earlier.
"Uncle Maekar," Valarr said softly, his voice incredibly polite and deeply sincere. "Thank you. For the architectural drafting set. It is... it is exactly what I needed for my portfolio. It was incredibly thoughtful."
"And thank you for the vintage vinyls, Uncle," Matarys added, holding the records to his chest. "I really appreciate it."
Maekar lifted his head, offering his nephews a warm, respectful nod.
"You are welcome, boys," Maekar rumbled, his voice softening. "I am pleased they are useful."
The quiet, wholesome family moment was abruptly shattered by a pathetic, deeply offended groan from the leather wingback chair.
Baelor slowly lowered his aviator sunglasses to the bridge of his nose. The man glared at his younger brother with bloodshot, betrayed eyes.
"It is fascinating, Maekar," Baelor rasped, his voice dripping with petulance. "It is truly fascinating to observe."
Maekar frowned, raising a silver eyebrow. "What is fascinating, Baelor?"
"The sheer disparity in the emotional labor you exerted during this deployment," Baelor grumbled, gesturing vaguely toward the mountain of specific gifts scattered across the coffee table. "You procured professional-grade art supplies. You located authenticated 18th-century antiquities. You navigated a discount store to purchase explosive hosiery for a woman who refuses to wear trousers. You provided thoughtful, personalized gifts for every single occupant of this household."
Baelor paused, glaring accusingly at the bottle of fifty-year-old Japanese whiskey resting on the table next to his empty glass.
"And yet," Baelor muttered, "all you acquired for your only brother—the man who actively managed your estate, supervised your heirs, and braved a subterranean homosexual nightclub in a sweater to protect your honor—was a bottle of alcohol. It is frankly insulting."
Kat burst into a wheezing laugh from beneath Aegon, her shoulders shaking against the cushions. Daeron and Aerion snickered, exchanging amused glances.
Maekar stared at his hungover, dramatic older brother, unbothered by the complaint.
"Baelor," Maekar replied smoothly, his tone entirely deadpan. "You are forty years old. You are a senior member of the Shadow Cabinet. What, precisely, did you expect me to purchase for you in Harajuku? Did you desire a brightly colored plush teddy bear as well?"
Baelor bristled, pushing his sunglasses back up his nose with a sharp, offended shove.
"I am not requesting a stuffed animal, Maekar," Baelor defended haughtily, sinking back into the leather chair. "I am a man of refined tastes. But I would have, at the very least, appreciated a fraction of the thought you clearly dedicated to the rest of the perimeter."
Maekar let out a slow, amused sigh, shaking his head.
"Very well, Baelor," Maekar conceded, a unapologetic smirk touching his lips as he looked at the complaining politician. "Next time I execute an international corporate deployment... I promise to acquire you something significantly nicer. Perhaps I will procure you a socket wrench. I hear you have developed a rather appreciation for mechanics."
Kat lost it. She choked on a laugh, burying her face in the plush fox to muffle her hysterical giggles.
Baelor’s jaw dropped. A guilty flush exploded across his pale cheeks, visible even in the dim light of the living room.
"I despise you both," Baelor groaned miserably, turning his face away and pulling a blanket over his head, resigning himself to his hangover and his humiliating exposure.
Maekar chuckled, resting his chin back on top of Kat’s head, pulling his sons closer.
By four o'clock in the afternoon, the Targaryen estate had settled into a comfortable, lethargic rhythm. The adrenaline of the morning had burned off, leaving the occupants of the stone manor existing in a state of sluggish, domesticated peace.
The winter sun was already beginning its early descent, casting long, bruised purple and deep orange shadows across the snow-covered lawns outside the windows. Inside, the central heating hummed a quiet, steady melody, battling the freezing draft.
In the living room, the epicenter of the household’s activities, Baelor was finally showing signs of returning to the land of the living.
Baelor had spent the better part of five hours curled in the leather wingback chair, wearing his aviator sunglasses and periodically groaning as if his soul was trying to escape his physical body. However, after consuming a staggering amount of hash browns, three cups of black coffee, and a buttered bacon sandwich provided by the estate’s chef, the grey, deathly pallor had finally begun to recede from his cheeks.
Baelor slowly, cautiously reached up and removed the sunglasses, blinking against the ambient light.
He didn't immediately wither into dust.
"I believe," Baelor rasped, clearing his dry throat and sitting up slightly straighter, "that the immediate threat of organ failure has passed. I am stabilizing."
Kat, who was currently sprawled horizontally across the sofa with Aegon resting comfortably on her stomach, didn't even open her eyes. She simply offered a lazy thumbs-up.
"Told you, Pops," Kat mumbled, her voice muffled by the blanket. "Grease and caffeine. The ultimate resurrection protocol. You’ll be ready for another round of tequila by midnight."
"I would rather ingest broken glass," Baelor replied with sincerity, though the corners of his mouth twitched into a faint, self-deprecating smile.
Maekar, sitting in the armchair opposite his brother, let out a low, rich chuckle. Maekar was currently balancing a sleek, silver laptop on his knees, casually reviewing the final digital signatures from the Tokyo integration, though his attention was focused on the pile of blankets occupying his sofa.
Daeron, Aemon, and Aerion were scattered across the rug, surrounded by the debris of their new gifts. Aerion was rhythmically, quietly tapping his new drumsticks against a cushion. Daeron was engrossed in his emerald-green sketchbook, the sharp scent of alcohol-based ink hanging faintly in the air. Aemon was carefully cataloging his Edo-period coin, referencing a historical text.
Valarr and Matarys were sitting near the hearth, the two liberated boys quietly setting up a complex, multi-tiered domino structure, unburdened by the usual anxiety of returning to their mother's townhouse.
Baelor looked around the room. He looked at his sons, free and relaxed. He looked at his nephews, thriving in the warm environment. He looked at his younger brother, completely domesticated.
"Well," Baelor announced, sitting forward and resting his elbows on his knees, a sudden burst of energy returning to his posture. "Since we are all effectively confined to quarters due to the inclement weather and our collective physiological recovery... why do we not engage in a structured recreational activity? A board game, perhaps?"
The room fell silent.
Aerion stopped tapping his drumsticks. Daeron paused mid-stroke with his marker. Kat slowly opened one eye, peering suspiciously from beneath the grey blanket.
Maekar slowly lowered his laptop screen. He fixed his older brother with a skeptical look.
"A board game, Baelor?" Maekar rumbled, his voice laced with hesitation. "The last time we attempted to engage in structured tabletop recreation, you and I ended up in a screaming match regarding the tactical deployment of infantry units in Risk, and Daeron didn't speak to me for three days."
"That was a geopolitical anomaly," Baelor dismissed smoothly, waving a hand. "I am suggesting something significantly less militaristic. Something rooted in economics and civil infrastructure. Something civilized."
Aerion’s eyes lit up with sudden, malicious glee. "Monopoly!"
A chill descended upon the living room.
Monopoly. It was the game responsible for dismantling more families than actual political assassinations. It was a game of extortion, and capitalism.
Kat sat bolt upright on the sofa, accidentally dislodging Aegon, who rolled onto the cushions with a happy babble. She stared at Baelor, her eyes wide with delight.
"You want to play Monopoly," Kat clarified, pointing a finger directly at the Shadow Minister, "with Maekar Targaryen? The man who literally crushes global corporations for a living? You want to invite the Ice Dragon to participate in a simulated real estate market?"
"It is a game of chance, Kat, dictated by the roll of the dice," Baelor argued defensively, though he suddenly looked slightly nervous. "It builds character and teaches the youth about fiscal responsibility."
Maekar stared at the coffee table. A dark smirk began to spread across his face. The exhaustion in his eyes vanished, replaced by the predatory gleam of a billionaire who had just smelled blood in the water.
"I find the proposition acceptable," Maekar purred, his voice dropping an octave, radiating unwavering corporate dominance. He snapped his laptop shut and tossed it aside. "Retrieve the board, Daeron."
"Oh my god," Kat wheezed, clapping her hands over her face. "We are all going to die. He’s going to bankrupt us and charge us rent to sit on the sofa."
Within five minutes, the coffee table had been cleared of bacon sandwiches and drawing pads. In its place sat a vintage edition of the classic UK Monopoly board.
The atmosphere in the room shifted from lazy domesticity to a highly pressurized, high-stakes war room.
"Right, token selection," Baelor announced, taking on the role of the banker with an air of aristocratic authority, meticulously organizing the colorful stacks of paper currency.
Maekar immediately reached out, his hand claiming the silver Battleship. "I am the Battleship. It is structurally sound and represents naval supremacy."
"I am the top hat," Baelor declared haughtily. "It is fitting for a man of parliament."
Daeron selected the racecar. Aemon chose the iron. Aerion grabbed the boot. Valarr and Matarys opted to team up, controlling the wheelbarrow.
Kat looked at the remaining tokens. She reached down, picking up the tiny silver thimble.
"Mama!" Aegon chirped, slamming his chubby hands onto the board, disrupting the meticulously organized 'Chance' cards. He grabbed the small silver Scottie dog, attempting to put it directly into his mouth.
"No, Egg, we do not eat the real estate," Kat scolded gently, prying the dog from his fist. She looked at the toddler, and then at the board. An idea sparked. She pulled Aegon onto her lap, wrapping her arms around his middle.
"Aegon and I are forming a corporate conglomerate," Kat announced, placing the thimble and the dog side-by-side on the 'GO' square. "We are a joint venture. I will manage the liquid assets, and he will act as the primary dice-roller and Chief Executive of Vibes."
Maekar raised a silver eyebrow, leaning back in his armchair, observing her with a amused smirk. "A joint venture with a one-year-old whose primary instinct is to consume the playing pieces. A bold strategy, Kat."
"Don't underestimate us, Dictionary Boy," Kat warned, narrowing her eyes. "We are the underdog wildcard. We will destroy your empire."
"We shall see," Maekar rumbled unthreatened.
The game commenced.
For the first forty-five minutes, the atmosphere was deceptively civil. It was the standard, early-game phase of rapid property acquisition. The dice rattled across the board, and the paper money exchanged hands with relatively little friction.
However, the distinct terrifying personality profiles of the players quickly began to manifest in their tactical decision-making.
Maekar did not play Monopoly like a normal human being. He played it exactly as he managed his global shipping empire. He ignored the cheap, low-yield properties on the first side of the board. He hoarded his cash, waiting with predatory patience until his Battleship landed on the premium, high-value real estate. He immediately, purchased Mayfair and Park Lane, establishing a terrifying monopoly on the dark blue properties before anyone else could even blink. He then systematically bought up every single train station, establishing a chokehold on the transport infrastructure.
"Rent is two hundred pounds, Aemon," Maekar demanded smoothly as his nine-year-old son's iron landed on Marylebone Station.
"That is highway robbery, Father," Aemon complained, adjusting his glasses and reluctantly handing over the colorful bills.
"It is basic supply and demand, Aemon," Maekar retorted without an ounce of pity.
Baelor, conversely, attempted to play the game like a politician. He tried to forge alliances. He tried to negotiate complex, multi-turn treaties with his nephews, offering immunity on his properties in exchange for favorable dice rolls, a strategy that the game's mechanics absolutely did not support.
"Valarr," Baelor reasoned smoothly, leaning across the table. "If you trade me Piccadilly, I will ensure that you are not charged rent on Trafalgar Square for the next three orbital rotations."
"That's against the rules, Uncle Baelor!" Aerion shouted indignantly. "You can't do immunity deals!"
"It is a complex trade agreement, Aerion, do not interrupt the diplomacy," Baelor sniffed.
Through the chaos, Kat and Aegon operated in silence.
Kat didn't boast. She didn't announce her strategy. She simply sat on the sofa, guiding Aegon’s chubby hand to roll the dice. And every time they landed on the worst, cheapest, most universally despised properties on the board, Kat quietly handed over her money and bought them.
She bought the Old Kent Road. She bought Whitechapel Road.
But more importantly, she focused entirely, ruthlessly on the light blue and pink properties.
"Euston Road," Kat murmured, handing Baelor the cash. "I’ll take it."
"Pall Mall," Kat smiled innocently a few turns later. "Purchased."
"Pentonville Road," Kat added to her growing stack.
By the end of the first hour, the board was a bloodbath. Daeron and Aerion, having squandered their initial capital on useless utilities and single properties, were the first to face the brutal reality of bankruptcy, entirely wiped out after landing on Maekar’s fully developed Park Lane.
"You are a monster, Dad," Daeron groaned, tossing his racecar onto the board in defeat.
"I am an efficient administrator of capital, Daeron," Maekar replied smoothly, stacking his pile of five-hundred-pound notes.
The game was whittled down to three primary powers: Maekar’s terrifying dark blue and green empire, Baelor’s chaotic, heavily mortgaged red and yellow properties, and the strange, highly unusual portfolio of cheap, low-rent properties controlled by Kat and a babbling toddler.
Maekar looked across the board at Kat.
She had managed to acquire two of the light blue properties and two of the pink properties. She was exactly one property away from securing two separate monopolies. But she was missing Whitehall, which Baelor owned, and she was missing The Angel Islington.
And Maekar Targaryen held the deed to The Angel Islington.
It was a completely useless, pathetic property to him. It generated negligible rent and did not fit into his high-end portfolio. But he knew Kat needed it.
"Katherine," Maekar rumbled, leaning forward, resting his elbows on his knees. The Ice Dragon was fully engaged. "I hold the deed to the property you require to complete your light blue monopoly. I am willing to negotiate a transfer of assets."
Kat paused, narrowing her eyes. She pulled Aegon closer to her chest, looking at the billionaire with deep suspicion.
"What do you want for it?" Kat asked defensively.
"I require a steady, uninterrupted flow of secondary income to fund my hotel developments on Mayfair," Maekar analyzed, tapping his fingers against the table. "You currently hold the Water Works. A utility. I will trade you The Angel Islington in exchange for the Water Works, plus a cash consideration of two hundred pounds."
Baelor scoffed from his armchair. "Do not take the deal, Kat. It is extortion. He is leveraging your desperation."
Kat stared at the board. She looked at her small stack of cash. She looked at the Water Works card.
A slow dark, highly calculated smirk touched the corner of Kat’s lips. It was a look of pure chaotic genius.
She didn't hesitate. She threw the Water Works card across the table, followed by two crisp one-hundred-pound notes.
"Deal," Kat agreed instantly.
Maekar smirked, sliding The Angel Islington card toward her, highly satisfied with his swindle. He had secured a utility that would constantly drain her resources every time she rolled the dice, and he had gained liquid capital. It was a flawless maneuver.
What the CEO of Targaryen Enterprises fundamentally failed to realize was that Kat Hart had absolutely zero intention of playing a long-term, slow-burn game of attrition.
The very next turn, Kat rolled the dice. She didn't buy a new property.
She looked at Baelor.
"Pops," Kat purred, her northern accent sharpening into a lethal blade. "You have Whitehall. It is entirely useless to you. You are currently heavily mortgaged because you landed on Maekar’s train station. I will give you four hundred pounds, straight cash, for Whitehall right now. It will save you from bankruptcy."
Baelor’s eyes widened. He looked at his dwindling cash reserves. He looked at the stack of money sitting in front of his brother. He needed the capital to survive.
"A highly equitable diplomatic arrangement," Baelor agreed hastily, tossing the Whitehall card to Kat and snatching the cash.
The trap was officially sprung.
"Right," Kat announced, sitting up completely straight on the sofa. She cracked her knuckles. She looked at Baelor, and then she looked directly at the terrifying Ice Dragon.
"Egg," Kat said softly to the toddler on her lap. "Execute Order 66."
"Aaaaah!" Aegon babbled, slamming his hands onto the coffee table.
Kat didn't just build houses.
She utilized the incredibly cheap, low-cost development structure of the light blue and pink properties. She took her entire, carefully hoarded stack of cash and dropped it onto the board.
In a single, devastating turn, Kat upgraded every single property on the light blue and pink corners directly to Hotels.
Maekar stopped breathing.
He stared at the board. A wall of red plastic hotels had suddenly, violently erected itself directly after the 'GO' square and immediately following the Jail. It was an absolute, unavoidable minefield of financial ruin occupying the most frequently landed-on sections of the entire board.
"What the..." Maekar breathed, his eyes widening in shock as his brain rapidly calculated the mathematical probability of avoiding that specific quadrant. It was practically zero.
"Your turn, Dictionary Boy," Kat smiled, her eyes practically glowing with feral victory. "Roll the dice."
Maekar picked up the dice. He rattled them in his large hand. He threw them onto the board.
A three and a four. Seven.
Maekar’s silver Battleship moved precisely seven spaces from the 'Chance' square.
It landed squarely on Pall Mall. With a Hotel.
The living room erupted.
Daeron, Aemon, and Aerion burst into loud, hysterical, unhinged screams of laughter, jumping up from the floor. Valarr and Matarys abandoned their dominos, clapping their hands over their mouths in shock.
"NO WAY!" Aerion howled, pointing directly at his father's piece. "HE HIT THE HOTEL!"
Baelor sitting in the wingback chair, actually let out a loud, undignified gasp of pure delight.
Maekar sat frozen. He stared at his silver Battleship resting innocently on the pink square. He slowly raised his head, looking across the coffee table at his girlfriend wearing his black t-shirt and boxer shorts, holding his one-year-old son.
"Rent is seven hundred and fifty pounds, please," Kat demanded sweetly, holding her hand out, her palm facing upward.
Maekar’s jaw tightened. The muscle in his cheek feathered violently.
"You orchestrated that," Maekar growled, his voice a low, vibrating rumble of absolute, bewildered disbelief. "You deliberately traded for the inferior asset to lull me into a false sense of financial security, knowing you possessed the liquid capital to immediately maximize the infrastructure."
"Yep," Kat beamed, wiggling her fingers. "Pay up, Monopoly Man."
Maekar reluctantly, furiously counted out seven hundred and fifty pounds, handing the colorful bills over to her. It was a massive hit to his liquid reserves.
The devastation was rapid after that.
Three turns later, Baelor rolled the dice. He landed on Euston Road. With a Hotel.
"I am ruined," Baelor whispered tragically, staring at the rent demand. "Kat, I implore you, I am your brother in spirit. Have mercy."
"I don't know the meaning of the word," Kat grinned ruthlessly. "Hand over the title deeds to your red properties, Pops. You’re bankrupt."
Baelor tossed his top hat onto the board with a heavy sigh, eliminated from the game.
It was down to the Ice Dragon and the unknown Wyvern.
But Maekar’s fate was already sealed. Kat’s wall of cheap, deadly hotels acted as a relentless, unavoidable meat grinder. Maekar’s high-value properties on Mayfair were spectacular, but Kat simply kept rolling past them, occasionally paying a train station fee, while Maekar consistently, mathematically landed on the pink and blue minefield.
Twenty minutes later, Maekar rolled a five.
His Battleship landed on Pentonville Road.
He had exactly one hundred pounds remaining in his cash reserves. The rent was six hundred.
The game was over.
Maekar Targaryen, the undisputed Monopoly king, had been bankrupted by a artist and a baby who was currently chewing on a get out of jail free.
Silence descended upon the living room.
Maekar slowly leaned back in his armchair. He stared at the board. He looked at the stack of colorful paper money sitting in front of Kat.
"I do not understand," Maekar murmured, his voice laced with existential crisis. He looked at Kat, his eyes wide with genuine, bewildered shock. "How the fuck did you do that?"
"Language, Dad!" Daeron chided through his laughter.
"How?" Maekar repeated, ignoring his son, pointing an accusatory finger at the board. "I literally execute hostile corporate takeovers for a living. I possess three distinct degrees in global economics and financial strategy. You are an art teacher who paints murals on brick walls! How did you just mathematically swindle me out of a real estate portfolio?!"
Kat threw her head back, laughing so hard her shoulders shook. She hoisted Aegon up, planting a loud, victorious kiss on his chubby cheek.
"I’m just good at business, Dictionary Boy," Kat smirked, shrugging her shoulders casually. "I saw a gap in the market, I exploited your arrogance regarding premium assets, and I crushed your supply lines."
Maekar stared at her. The audacity of the woman was staggering. The brilliant tactical mind hidden beneath the neon wigs and combat boots was terrifyingly attractive.
His shock instantly transmuted into a dark possessive admiration.
"Come work for me," Maekar demanded suddenly, his voice dropping into a low serious rumble. "I am not joking, Katherine. I will double the salary of my current Head of Acquisitions. I will give you a corner office. Come work for me."
Kat scoffed, waving a dismissive hand. "Fuck no. Corporate life is boring. I’d rather paint."
"You just systematically dismantled a trained economist in an hour and forty-five minutes using nothing but the cheapest assets on the board," Maekar argued, leaning forward, aggressively refusing to let it go. "You are a tactical anomaly."
"I am a tactical anomaly," Kat agreed proudly. She lifted Aegon up, presenting the toddler to the room like Simba on Pride Rock. "But I couldn't have done it without my Chief Executive of Vibes. Egg was the good luck charm. You should hire him instead. He clearly understands market fluctuations."
"Aaaaah!" Aegon babbled, throwing his arms in the air in agreement.
Maekar glared at her, though a devoted smile was fighting its way through his scowl. "You are infuriating."
"And you are entirely bankrupt," Kat countered sweetly, batting her eyelashes. "It’s okay, Maekar. Losing builds character. Isn't that what Baelor said?"
"Do not drag me into your domestic disputes," Baelor grumbled from the armchair, adjusting his sunglasses.
The room erupted into laughter. Daeron, Aemon, and Aerion watched their father and mam bicker back and forth over the coffee table.
Aemon leaned slightly toward Daeron, adjusting his glasses.
"They are actively arguing like an elderly, married couple who have cohabitated for four decades," Aemon whispered clinically.
"I know," Daeron grinned, watching Maekar huff and cross his arms while Kat threw a piece of fake Monopoly money at his head. "It’s brilliant."
The bickering eventually subsided into comfortable, easy banter. The boys helped pack away the game, restoring the coffee table to its original state.
As the digital clock on the mantle chimed seven o'clock, the atmosphere in the room shifted again. The adrenaline of the game faded, replaced by the creeping exhaustion of the evening.
Aegon, who had been a ball of energy all day, suddenly let out a loud, fussy yawn, rubbing his sleepy eyes with his fists.
"Right, that’s the warning siren," Kat announced softly, standing up from the sofa. The t-shirt fell to her mid-thigh, swamping her. She scooped the fussy toddler into her arms. "Time for the gremlin to get ready for bed."
Maekar stood up immediately, abandoning his armchair.
"I will assist," Maekar stated, moving to her side.
They didn't argue. They walked out of the living room together, ascending the staircase side-by-side, operating with a quiet, synchronized domestic fluency that absolutely terrified Kat, but felt too right to fight.
The nursery was bathed in the soft, warm amber glow of the nightlight.
Kat stood at the changing table, expertly wrangling Aegon into a fresh nappy and a soft, clean sleep-suit. Maekar stood directly beside her, handing her the wipes and the clothing with silent, practiced efficiency.
When Aegon was dressed, Kat lifted him up, turning to the crib.
But Maekar reached out, his large hands gently intercepting the boy. He didn't say a word. He simply lifted his youngest son, pulling Aegon flush against his broad chest.
Aegon didn't protest. The baby rested his head securely against Maekar’s shoulder, his little hand tangling in the soft fabric of his father's shirt.
Kat watched them. She watched the Ice Dragon holding his son with an expression of such gentleness that it made her throat physically ache.
Maekar leaned over the crib, gently depositing the sleeping baby onto the mattress. He reached out, pulling the white, odd-eyed plush cat close, tucking it securely beneath Aegon’s arm.
He stood up, looking at Kat across the crib railing.
"He is secure," Maekar whispered softly in the dark.
"He is," Kat smiled, her heart hammering a heavy rhythm against her ribs.
They left the nursery, leaving the door cracked slightly open.
The bedtime routine naturally splintered into two distinct operations.
Kat walked down the hall to Aemon’s room. The nine-year-old was already in bed, his glasses perched on his nose, holding the biography of the Romanovs. Kat sat on the edge of the mattress, taking the book from him. For the next twenty minutes, she read aloud, doing highly exaggerated, dramatic, and inaccurate Russian accents for the historical figures, butchering the pronunciation but drawing quiet, chuckles from the usually stoic boy.
Further down the hall, Maekar stepped into Daeron’s room. The twelve-year-old was sitting at his desk, carefully testing the new Copic markers in his green sketchbook. Maekar didn't critique the shading. He stood behind his son, resting a proud hand on Daeron’s shoulder, quietly discussing the architectural structure of the skull drawing.
He then moved to Aerion’s room. The ten-year-old was attempting to balance his new drumsticks on his nose. Maekar confiscated the sticks, tucked his son into bed, and promised a full, uninterrupted hour of percussive instruction the following afternoon.
Meanwhile, in the East Wing, Baelor had successfully managed to rally enough energy to secure his own sons. The Shadow Minister tucked Valarr and Matarys into their respective guest beds, ensuring they were comfortable and unburdened by the impending divorce proceedings, before collapsing into his own bed defeated by the hangover.
By nine-thirty, the entire Targaryen estate was completely silent.
The lights on the second floor were extinguished.
Downstairs, in the living room, Kat was already entrenched on the charcoal sofa. She had discarded the oversized black t-shirt, reverting to her soft, faded grey sweatpants and a long-sleeved top. She was curled into the corner cushion, staring blankly at the dark television screen, her mind racing with the emotional events of the day.
The oak doors pushed open.
Kat looked up, fully expecting Maekar to walk in, demand a final conversation, and then retreat to the master suite.
She froze.
Maekar walked into the living room. He was wearing his dark sweatpants and the fitted Henley. But he wasn't empty-handed.
Draped over his shoulders, trailing across the floor behind him like a luxurious cape, was the thick white down duvet from his bed. Tucked securely under his left arm were two premium goose-down pillows.
Kat stared at him, her jaw dropping open in bewilderment.
"Maekar," Kat breathed, entirely unable to compute the visual data. "What on earth are you doing? Why are you carrying your bedding?"
Maekar walked over to the sofa, his expression calm, resolute, and unbothered by the absurdity of his actions.
"I am establishing a secure perimeter, Baby," Maekar stated smoothly, tossing the pillows onto the opposite end of the sofa.
"You brought your duvet downstairs," Kat pointed out the obvious, her voice rising in pitch. "Why?"
Maekar stopped. He looked down at her, his eyes dark and heavy with uncompromising devotion.
"Because," Maekar rumbled, his voice dropping into a low, husky register that vibrated directly through her chest. "We established a strict, non-negotiable protocol last night. We determined that occupying the master suite together while the six-month embargo is active is a catastrophic risk to my self-control. We agreed that the sofa is the only tactically viable sleeping arrangement."
"I know we agreed to that last night," Kat argued, her heart hammering a frantic rhythm. "But that was because we were both hammered and highly compromised! You don't have to sleep on the sofa every night! You have a bed upstairs! You have insomnia! You need proper sleep!"
Maekar didn't argue. He didn't deploy logic.
He simply dropped the white duvet onto the cushions, stripping off his black Henley and tossing it onto the armchair. He stood before her, bare-chested in the dim light of the living room.
"I do have a bed upstairs, Kat," Maekar agreed softly, stepping closer to the sofa. "But as I explicitly informed you on the video call... I have discovered that my insomnia is neutralized when you are laying directly on top of me."
Kat stopped breathing. The overwhelming vulnerability of the admission stripped away every single one of her defenses.
"And since you are currently occupying the sofa," Maekar concluded, climbing onto the cushions and pulling the white duvet over his long legs, "I am occupying the sofa."
He wasn't joking. The billionaire CEO of Targaryen Enterprises, a man who commanded global empires and demanded absolute luxury, had just voluntarily, permanently relocated his entire sleeping arrangement to a living room couch simply because he fundamentally could not stomach the idea of sleeping without her.
Kat stared at him. She looked at his broad chest, the silver hair catching the ambient moonlight. She looked at the permanence in his eyes.
She let out a soft, shuddering exhale. A brilliant, hopelessly defeated affectionate smile spread across her face.
She didn't argue anymore.
Kat scrambled across the cushions. She didn't hesitate. She threw herself against his side, burying her face into the warm, solid crook of his neck. She threw her leg over his thighs, pressing her cold feet against his calves, wrapping her arm securely around his chest.
Maekar let out a deep, contented sigh, his arms wrapping around her waist, pulling her flush against him and dragging the duvet completely over their shoulders, sealing them in a warm, insulated cocoon.
"You are an absolute lunatic, Dictionary Boy," Kat whispered against his skin, her voice thick with emotion. "You know you’re going to destroy your spine sleeping on this thing for six months, right?"
"It was a ten-thousand-pound investment, Kitty," Maekar rumbled softly, pressing a kiss to the top of her head. "I am certain the ergonomic support is adequate."
"If you wake up paralyzed, don't blame me," Kat teased, her eyes fluttering shut as the deep, rhythmic beat of his heart lulled her into safety.
"I will hold you entirely responsible," Maekar promised into the dark.
The living room fell silent. The fire in the hearth slowly died down to glowing red embers.
Maekar lay on the sofa, holding the vibrant woman who had dismantled his existence. He was slightly uncomfortable. Her toes were, as always, entirely freezing.
But as the peaceful oblivion of sleep washed over him, the Ice Dragon knew one thing for certain.
He had never, in his entire life, slept better.
Notes:
Do you think Maekar’s spine will actually survive six months on that chenille cloud, or will Kat eventually take pity on him and "loophole" him back into the master suite? please leave a kudos and/or a comment!
Chapter 41: Chapter Forty-One: Secret Soft Spot
Summary:
In which Baelor begins a "Death March," and Simone unmasks as a Baby-Talking Hype Woman.
Song recommendation for this chapter -
Village – Cam
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
Monday morning arrived at the sprawling Targaryen estate not with a gentle, inviting dawn, but with the brutal, unrelenting, entirely unsympathetic screech of multiple alarm clocks synchronizing across the house.
The weekend was officially over. The brief wonderfully bubble of domestic bliss that had settled over the manor had popped, replaced by the structured, logistical nightmare of the Monday morning school and corporate commute.
Down in the gleaming commercial kitchen, the atmosphere was a frantic blur of motion, flying toast, and the intoxicating aroma of freshly ground espresso beans.
Kat was standing near the marble island, looking like a riot of color against the monochromatic backdrop of the billionaire's kitchen. She had abandoned the oversized top Maekar gave her to wear of Sunday. The Queen of the Gremlins was fully back in her armor.
She was wearing a pair of violently bright, neon-orange, wide-leg utility trousers adorned with an excessive amount of unnecessary zippers and pockets. Tucked into the trousers was a tight, black, long-sleeved turtleneck, completely covered by a distressed, oversized denim vest plastered in vintage punk-rock patches and enamel pins. Her combat boots were laced tightly, and her silver hair was once again hidden beneath her signature, vibrant red synthetic wig, styled into two chaotic, messy space buns on top of her head.
"Right, movement! I need movement!" Kat barked, her northern accent slicing cleanly through the sleepy murmurs of the children. She was expertly flipping a row of fried eggs on the six-burner industrial stove with one hand, while simultaneously balancing a babbling Aegon on her opposite hip. "Daeron, your tie is crooked. Aemon, do you have your Latin textbook? Matarys, stop kicking your brother under the island!"
"I didn't kick him, he kicked me!" Matarys protested indignantly, adjusting his crisp navy blue St. Jude’s blazer.
"I don't care who initiated the physical combat, cease hostilities immediately or I am withholding the bacon!" Kat threatened, sliding the spatula under a row of perfectly crisped rashers.
Standing near the automated espresso machine, looking like a devastatingly handsome corporate overlord, was Maekar.
The Ice Dragon had shed the soft, domestic Henley shirts of the weekend. He was back in his tailored expensive charcoal armor. The three-piece suit fit his muscled frame with mathematical perfection. His crisp white shirt was blinding under the recessed kitchen lighting, his violet silk tie knotted with militant precision, his silver hair slicked back without a single strand out of place.
He looked like a man prepared to walk into a boardroom and casually dismantle a multinational conglomerate. But as his eyes tracked the chaotic, neon-orange blur of the art teacher managing his household, the cold, ruthless CEO mask fractured, revealing a soft smitten undercurrent.
He didn't snap orders. He didn't demand silence. He simply watched her, taking a slow sip of his black coffee, content to let her rule the room.
The doors of the kitchen swung open, admitting the final, lagging member of the household.
The kitchen fell silent for a fraction of a second.
Baelor shuffled into the room. The Shadow Minister was wearing his immaculate, tailored slate-grey parliamentary suit. His beard was neatly trimmed, and his briefcase was clutched in his hand. But the man looked broken.
His skin possessed a faint, translucent, greyish pallor. He was moving with the slow, deliberate stiffness of an elderly man made entirely of fragile glass. And, most notably, he was once again wearing his tinted black aviator sunglasses indoors, shielding his eyes from the harsh kitchen lights.
Baelor navigated the short distance to the marble island, pulling out a high stool with a painful wince, and collapsed onto the leather seat. He rested his forehead against the cool marble countertop, letting out a long, ragged, tragically pathetic groan.
"Pops," Kat announced, pausing her egg-flipping to stare at the politician in disbelief. "It is Monday morning. We went out on Saturday night. Are you genuinely telling me you are still hungover?"
Baelor didn't lift his head from the marble. He simply raised a single, trembling finger into the air.
"I am forty years old, Kat," Baelor rasped, his voice a dry, hollow croak that lacked any of its usual, booming political authority. "My metabolic recovery rate is no longer functioning at optimal, adolescent capacity. The sheer volume of fermented agave you forced into my biological system has initiated a systemic, multi-organ shutdown. This is not a hangover. This is a prolonged, agonizing death march."
Aerion, sitting across the island, snorted into his cereal bowl. "You’re just old, Uncle Baelor."
"I will have you exiled for treason, Aerion," Baelor mumbled into the counter.
"Drink your water, Baelor," Maekar ordered smoothly, walking over and placing a large tumbler of ice water next to his brother's head. "You have a parliamentary sub-committee hearing at eleven o'clock regarding the South London housing initiative. You cannot attend the session looking like a reanimated corpse."
"I shall wear the sunglasses," Baelor decreed stubbornly. "I will simply inform the Prime Minister that I have developed a severe, highly contagious ocular infection."
Kat rolled her eyes, shaking her head as she began plating the breakfast spread. She walked down the line, depositing plates of eggs, bacon, and toast in front of the five ravenous pre-teens. She slid a plate in front of the groaning Shadow Minister, containing two pieces of dry, unbuttered toast and a small mound of scrambled eggs.
"Eat the toast, Pops," Kat commanded gently. "It’ll settle the stomach acid."
She turned her attention back to Aegon. The baby, oblivious to his uncle's suffering, was currently banging a plastic spoon repeatedly against the tray of his highchair. He was wearing a soft, dark green fleece sweater and a pair of tiny denim jeans.
"Right, gremlin, open the hangar doors," Kat cooed, dropping her voice into a soft pitch as she scooped up a spoonful of mashed banana and oatmeal. Aegon happily obliged, babbling loudly as he ate.
At exactly seven-forty-five, the synchronized, military-grade extraction protocols initiated.
Thomas, wearing his black chauffeur's uniform, entered the kitchen through the staff door.
"The Maybach is idling and fully heated, gentlemen," Thomas announced politely, his hands clasped behind his back. "If you are prepared."
Daeron, Aemon, Valarr, and Matarys immediately scrambled off their stools. They grabbed their winter coats, slinging their respective canvas and leather satchels over their shoulders.
"Thank you for breakfast, Mam!" Daeron called out, pausing near the doorway.
"Have a good day at school, Mam," Aemon added, adjusting his glasses.
"Thanks, Kat!" Valarr and Matarys echoed, their voices bright and unburdened.
"Have a brilliant day, boys! Do not cause international incidents!" Kat shouted back, waving her spatula at them.
Baelor slowly, painfully pushed himself off his stool. He picked up his briefcase, offering a weak, trembling nod to his brother and the art teacher.
"I depart for the political slaughterhouse," Baelor sighed dramatically, adjusting his aviators. "Pray for my liver."
"Goodbye, Baelor," Maekar rumbled, highly amused.
As the St. Jude’s contingent and the Shadow Minister filed out of the kitchen to load into the armored Maybach, the room emptied out, leaving only Maekar, Kat, Aerion, and the baby.
"Right, Duck, grab your backpack and your drumsticks," Kat instructed, quickly wiping Aegon’s face with a damp cloth and pulling him out of the highchair. "We are wheels up in five minutes. The Bentley needs time to warm up."
"Got it, Mam!" Aerion chirped, grabbing his Vans backpack and sprinting toward the front foyer to retrieve his coat.
Kat hoisted her paint-stained tote bag onto her shoulder, balancing Aegon securely on her hip. She turned to look at Maekar.
The Ice Dragon was standing near the center island, watching her. He reached out, picking up his black leather briefcase. He looked immaculate. He looked powerful. But as he stepped closer to her, the freezing corporate aura melted entirely.
"I have back-to-back integration briefings until three o'clock," Maekar murmured, his eyes locking onto her eyes, his deep voice vibrating in the quiet kitchen. "Followed by a conference call with the Singapore logistics sector."
"Sounds like a blast, Dictionary Boy," Kat teased softly, her heart executing a familiar, heavy flutter against her ribs. "Try not to fire anyone just because you're bored."
Maekar smirked, a dark, fond expression. He stepped directly into her personal space. He didn't hesitate. He didn't care about the six-month embargo’s technicalities regarding physical proximity. He reached his hand up, his fingers brushing gently against her cheek, tucking a stray, synthetic red curl behind her ear.
"Have a productive day, Baby," Maekar whispered, leaning down.
He pressed his lips warmly, firmly against her forehead, lingering for a long second, breathing in the scent of her vanilla shampoo.
Kat’s eyes fluttered shut, a soft sigh escaping her lips as she leaned into the contact. "See you tonight, Maekar."
She turned, carrying the babbling Aegon out of the kitchen, her combat boots thudding against the marble floors.
The drive to King’s Row Academy in the Bentley was, as always, loud chaotic affair. Kat blasted a distortion-filled grunge playlist through the retrofitted speakers, ignoring Aerion’s complaints that the music was actively vibrating his teeth.
She pulled the roaring vehicle into the staff parking lot, the freezing winter air biting sharply at her face the second she popped the driver's side door open.
"Grab the bag, Duck!" Kat ordered, shivering as she hauled Aegon out of his car seat, wrapping his yellow puffy coat tighter around his small frame.
Aerion grabbed his backpack, slinging it over his shoulder, and slammed the passenger door shut.
They marched across the icy, salt-stained tarmac toward the sprawling, yellow-painted brick facade of the Academy. The front courtyard was a buzzing, chaotic hive of hundreds of kids, their breath pluming in the freezing air as they huddled in groups, complaining about the impending school week.
Aerion spotted his two best friends immediately.
Leo and Benji were standing near the towering concrete steps leading up to the main entrance. Leo, tall and gangly, was shivering in a thin hoodie, while Benji was leaning against the brick wall, looking as though he had slept for exactly zero hours over the weekend.
"Go on, catch up with your mates," Kat smiled, nudging Aerion forward. "I need to drop this gremlin off with his toys in my room before the bell rings. Don't be late for registration."
"I won't, Mam!" Aerion promised, jogging up the steps.
Kat continued through the glass double doors, bypassing the main reception area and heading straight for the art wing.
Aerion reached his friends, dropping his backpack onto the concrete with a thud.
"Morning," Aerion greeted, shivering slightly.
Leo and Benji didn't say good morning. They didn't complain about the cold.
Both boys immediately snapped to attention, their eyes wide, their expressions a mix of shock, confusion, and desperate, starving curiosity. They looked at Aerion as if he had just sprouted a second head.
"Aerion," Leo breathed, his voice dropping into a frantic, hushed whisper as he grabbed the sleeve of Aerion’s winter coat and physically hauled him closer to the brick wall, away from the passing students. "Are you mental? Why didn't you text us?!"
Aerion frowned, entirely confused by the ambush. "Text you what? I sent you a message on Saturday about the drumsticks my dad got me from Tokyo."
"We don't care about the drumsticks, mate!" Benji hissed, his eyes practically bugging out of his skull. He pulled his phone from his pocket, his thumb frantically swiping across the cracked screen. He shoved the device directly into Aerion’s face. "Explain this!"
Aerion looked at the screen.
It was Maekar’s official account. Displayed in high-definition was the blurry, poorly lit selfie they had taken in the morning. The image of Maekar sitting in his dark boxer briefs, smiling with devastating adoration at Kat, who was laughing hysterically while completely buried beneath the dog-pile of his sons.
The caption sat innocently below the image: Being home with family.
Aerion blinked. He had forgotten that Aemon had uploaded the picture.
A incredibly smug, tactical smile spread across Aerion’s ten-year-old face. He reached out, pushing Benji’s phone away.
"Oh, that," Aerion shrugged casually, as if it were the most mundane piece of information in the universe.
"Oh, that?!" Leo screeched, his voice cracking. "Aerion, the internet is actively losing its mind! There are literally news articles circulating claiming your dad is secretly engaged to a billionaire heiress! But we have eyes! That’s Kat! That’s Miss Hart!"
"Wait," Benji gasped, grabbing Aerion’s shoulders and shaking him slightly. "Is it true?! Is Kat actually dating your terrifying dad?! The Ice Dragon?!"
Aerion didn't flinch. He simply popped the collar of his winter coat, looking at his two best friends with a look of unbothered superiority.
"Yeah," Aerion confirmed smoothly, a fierce, protective pride burning in his chest. "They are together. She lives with us now.... Well most the time"
Leo and Benji stared at him. Their jaws literally dropped open. They stood in stunned silence for ten seconds as the information processed through their adolescent brains.
"Mate," Leo finally whispered, running a hand through his hair. "That is so incredibly weird. Your dad is... he’s a terrifying corporate dictator. He wears suits. He owns skyscrapers. And Kat is... she’s Kat. She wears boots and threatens to staple people to the ceiling."
"I know," Aerion grinned, highly amused by their shock. "It’s brilliant. You should see them together. She literally yells at him, and he just sits there and smiles."
Benji shook his head, a slow, bewildered smile breaking across his tired face. "That is insane. But... honestly? At least it’s a cool teacher. Imagine if your dad started dating Mr. Stool. Or the maths teacher."
Aerion visibly shuddered at the horrifying mental image. "Don't even joke about that. Come on, the bell is going to ring. We need to get to form."
The three boys grabbed their bags and jogged into the building, navigating the crowded, noisy yellow corridors until they reached the art department.
They pushed through the doors of Kat’s classroom.
The room was already bustling. A dozen kids were scattered across the paint-splattered desks, chatting loudly. The smell of acrylic paint and damp clay hung heavily in the air.
Kat was sitting casually on the edge of her wooden teacher’s desk at the front of the room. She was holding court, surrounded by a small group of her students, chatting effortlessly with them about their weekends. She wasn't acting like a strict disciplinarian; she was leaning forward, actively engaged in a debate with a student regarding the plot holes in a recent cinematic release.
"I'm just saying, the pacing in the third act was absolute garbage," Kat argued, gesturing with a neon-orange whiteboard marker. "They abandoned the character arc for a massive CGI explosion."
"But the explosion was cool, K!" the student protested.
"Cool does not excuse lazy writing, David," Kat shot back, grinning.
Set up securely in a large, brightly colored playpen, was Aegon.
The one-year-old was not experiencing a quiet, serene morning. He was currently functioning as a one-man percussion section.
Cooky Stool, the eccentric music teacher, had apparently visited the art room before the bell. Scattered across the floor of the playpen was an arsenal of miniature musical instruments. There was a bright red plastic tambourine, three different wooden shakers filled with beads, a tiny xylophone, and a set of loud finger cymbals.
Aegon was sitting in the center of the chaos, double-fisting a tambourine and a shaker, violently thrashing them against the padded floor of the playpen. The noise was deafening cacophony.
BANG! CRASH! SHAKE-SHAKE-SHAKE!
"Aaaaaah!" Aegon babbled happily, thrilled by his own auditory destruction.
"Yes, Egg, very avant-garde," Kat praised without looking away from the students, unbothered by the noise level that would have given a normal teacher a migraine within thirty seconds.
Aerion, Leo, and Benji navigated through the desks, dropping their bags near the back of the room. They slumped into their chairs just as the harsh, grating klaxon of the morning bell echoed through the school, signaling the official start of the first period.
"Right, gremlins!" Kat shouted over the noise of the baby’s tambourine, clapping her hands together. "Form is over! Get to your designated educational torture chambers! First period begins now! Evacuate!"
The students groaned, grabbing their bags and slowly filtering out of the art room, merging into the crowded hallway.
Kat grabbed her tablet, tapping the screen to finalize the morning attendance register. She looked up, fully expecting the room to be empty.
It wasn't.
Sitting in the back row, looking dead to the world, were Aerion, Leo, Benji, and a girl named Chloe, who had her head resting flat on her desk, her arms wrapped over her ears.
Kat frowned, lowering the tablet. She checked the timetable on her whiteboard.
"Guys," Kat called out, her voice echoing in the emptying room. "Why are you still occupying my oxygen?"
Aerion let out a miserable sigh, slumping lower in his hard plastic chair. "We’re tired, Mam. We didn't have a good weekend. Leo was up all night dealing with his little sister teething, and Benji had to work a double shift at the bakery."
Chloe didn't lift her head from the desk. "I was studying for my mock exams until three in the morning, Miss Hart. If I go into biology and look at a diagram of a cell right now, I am going to spontaneously combust. Please let us stay. We’ll be quiet."
Kat stared at the four exhausted teenagers.
A strict, traditional teacher would have immediately deployed a detention slip. They would have marched the students down the hall, deposited them into their respective classrooms, and lectured them on the necessity of academic punctuality.
Kat was not a traditional teacher. She was a street artist who understood that sometimes, the human brain simply reached operational capacity.
"Fine," Kat relented, letting out a heavy sigh and tossing her marker onto the desk. "But you are silent. You do not speak. You do not cause trouble. If Headmaster Jackson walks past that small window in the door, you immediately dive under the desks and pretend to be looking for a dropped pencil. Understood?"
"Understood, Miss," they mumbled collectively relief washing over their exhausted faces.
"Good," Kat nodded, turning her attention back to Aegon. "Right, Egg. Let’s try building a tower instead of shattering my eardrums."
She stepped into the playpen, sitting cross-legged on the padded floor, and began stacking soft, foam blocks for Aegon to inevitably destroy.
For ten glorious, peaceful minutes, the art room was a sanctuary of quiet recovery. The only sound was the soft, muted rattle of Aegon knocking over the foam blocks and Kat’s gentle, encouraging murmurs. The four teenagers in the back row rested their heads on their desks, soaking up the rare, unsupervised downtime.
Then, the door of the classroom clicked open.
Aerion, Leo, and Benji instantly bolted upright, their hearts hammering against their ribs, fully expecting the terrifying, bald visage of Headmaster Jackson to appear, armed with detention slips and furious reprimands.
It wasn't Jackson.
Stepping into the art room, her high heels clicking sharply against the linoleum floor with militant precision, was Simone.
The senior administrative secretary was, as always, a terrifying presence. She was wearing a razor-sharp black pencil skirt, a crisp white blouse buttoned securely to her throat, and a pair of black-rimmed glasses perched on the end of her nose. Her dark hair was pulled back into a painfully tight, severe bun that looked as though it were actively giving her a migraine.
She held a bright yellow Post-it note pinched between two perfectly manicured fingers, her expression set in a permanent, deeply unamused scowl.
Aerion groaned internally, sinking back into his chair. He despised Simone. In his ten-year-old, tactical brain, the secretary was the worst kind of authority figure. She was a miserable, petty tyrant who clearly hated children and seemed to actively enjoy making everyone's lives miserable. She was constantly marching through the halls, yelling at kids for running, handing out uniform violations, and essentially doing the Headmaster's job while radiating freezing, unapproachable hostility or she ignored you like you didn't exist even if standing right infront of her.
Simone didn't even look at the kids in the back row. She marched directly up to Kat’s wooden desk, her dark eyes flashing with bureaucratic annoyance.
She looked over the edge of the desk, spotting Kat sitting on the floor of the playpen.
"Kat," Simone barked, her voice a sharp, biting, incredibly nasal pitch that grated against the eardrums. She waved the yellow Post-it note aggressively in the air. "I have just received a memorandum from Mr. Harrison and Mrs. Davies. They are missing four students from their respective first-period registers. I checked the CCTV feeds. They never left your room."
Simone paused, leaning over the desk, her scowl deepening into a glare. She read the note aloud, her voice dripping with venomous reprimand.
"You cannot keep letting kids skip class, Katherine," Simone sneered, executing her 'bitch voice' flawlessly. "This is not a drop-in center. It is an educational facility. You are violating basic safeguarding protocols, you are disrupting the curriculum, and if Jackson finds out you are actively harboring truants, he will have your head on a pike. Send them to class immediately."
Aerion glared at the back of the secretary's head. She is such a miserable bitch, he thought angrily. She doesn't even care why we're tired. She just cares about the paperwork.
Kat, sitting on the floor of the playpen, didn't flinch. She didn't look intimidated. She didn't scramble to her feet to obey the administrative command.
She simply looked up at Simone. A knowing smirk spread across her face.
Kat didn't say a word. She simply reached out, placing her hands securely around Aegon’s waist. She lifted the silver-haired, chubby-cheeked, adorable baby up into the air, holding him directly in Simone’s line of sight over the edge of the wooden desk.
Simone stopped mid-rant.
She froze. The hand holding the yellow Post-it note stalled in mid-air.
Aerion, watching from the back row, expected the secretary to double down. He expected her to yell at Kat for bringing a infant into a hazardous art environment. He expected her to demand the baby be removed from the premises immediately.
What actually happened fundamentally shattered Aerion’s ten-year-old understanding of the universe.
Simone blinked. Her severe eyes locked onto Aegon’s chubby face, his spun-glass silver curls, and his wide, innocent eyes.
The razor-sharp, miserable administrative tyrant vanished completely. It was as if a physical switch had been flipped inside her brain. The rigid tension entirely bled out of her posture. The severe scowl melted away, instantly replaced by a glowing devastating expression of blinding joy.
Simone didn't just smile. She completely broke character.
"Oh my gods," Simone gasped, the sharp, nasal, bureaucratic tone evaporating entirely.
She dropped the yellow Post-it note onto the desk, abandoning her administrative duties. She didn't walk; she practically scrambled around the edge of the desk.
To the horror and bewilderment of the kids in the back row, the secretary dropped directly to her knees on the paint-splattered linoleum floor uncaring that she was likely ruining her black pencil skirt.
She pressed her hands against the mesh netting of the playpen, her face mere inches from Aegon.
And then, she opened her mouth.
"Who is the most handsome, perfectly squishy, beautiful little angel in the entire world?!" Simone cooed, her voice jumping three octaves into a high-pitched, incredibly sweet, ridiculous baby-talk register. She began to happily wiggle her fingers at the mesh, acting like an unhinged, wildly enthusiastic hype woman. "Is it you?! Yes it is! Look at those cheeks! Look at those little fingers! You are so perfect! Yes you are!"
Aegon, thrilled by the sudden, high-energy attention, slammed his hands against the mesh, giggling hysterically. "Aaaah! Ba!"
"Yes! Ba!" Simone cheered back, nodding vigorously, her bun actually loosening slightly from the force of her enthusiastic bobbing.
Kat sat in the center of the playpen, her arms resting on her knees, laughing out loud.
"I knew it," Kat declared, her eyes sparkling with victory. "I knew you had a weakness, Simone. You act like a bitch , but you are a massive softie."
Simone didn't look up. She kept her eyes glued on the giggling boy, her face glowing.
"Fuck off, Kat," Simone replied, the harsh profanity hilariously at odds with the high-pitched, sugary-sweet baby voice she was still actively employing. She pressed her face closer to the netting, making a series of rapid, exaggerated kissing noises that made Aegon shriek with laughter.
She paused, her dark eyes shooting a desperate, pleading look up at Kat.
"Can I hold him?" Simone practically begged, her professional dignity completely abandoned. "Please? I swear I washed my hands."
"Go for it," Kat grinned, shifting her weight.
Simone didn't hesitate. Before anyone could even blink, the secretary reached over the padded edge of the playpen. She scooped Aegon up with the practiced, incredibly secure, flawless grip of an expert.
She didn't just hold him; she pulled him flush against her chest, standing up from the floor. She immediately began executing a slow, rhythmic, comforting bounce, supporting his weight perfectly on her hip.
"Hi, sweet boy," Simone murmured, dropping her face to press a soft, lingering kiss against Aegon’s chubby cheek. She reached her free hand down, gently tickling his ribs. "You are so heavy! You’re a big, strong boy, aren't you?"
Aegon shrieked with laughter, comfortable in her secure grip, wrapping his tiny hands in the collar of her white blouse, instantly wrinkling the immaculate fabric. Simone didn't even flinch. She just smiled wider, nuzzling her nose against his silver curls.
"Gods," Simone whispered, her voice thick with a genuine longing, closing her eyes as she inhaled the scent of baby powder and milk. "I love babies. I love them so fucking much."
Aerion sat in the back row, his jaw practically resting on his desk. He looked at Leo and Benji. They looked equally astounded.
"I feel like I’m hallucinating," Aerion whispered to his friends. "Did she just swear while doing baby talk? Is she broken?"
At the front of the room, Kat pushed herself up from the floor of the playpen, dusting off her neon-orange utility trousers. She leaned against her desk, watching the secretary bounce the billionaire's heir.
"So," Kat asked smoothly, crossing her arms. "How is the coursework coming along, Simone? Have you survived the final modules?"
Simone sighed, a tired but deeply determined look crossing her face, though she didn't stop bouncing the baby.
"I’m getting there," Simone replied, her voice dropping back to a slightly more normal register, though she was still smiling at Aegon. "It’s grueling. Between the administrative shifts here and the night classes, I’m running on four hours of sleep a night. But I’ve only got another two, maybe three months left. Once the certification clears, I’m done. I can hand my notice into Jackson, and I can finally go work in a proper nursery full-time."
"That’s brilliant, Simone," Kat praised sincerely. "You’re going to be an amazing nursery teacher. Well, if you ever need a break from the paperwork or the screaming kids, you know where we are. You can come down and play with Aegon anytime you want."
Simone looked at Kat, her dark eyes shining with genuine, profound gratitude.
"I don't have a choice, Kat," Simone admitted softly, pressing another kiss to Aegon’s forehead. "He is officially the highlight of my week. I need the serotonin boost to survive this building."
"Are you still getting told off for sneaking away to go sit with the actual nursery kids during your lunch break?" Kat teased gently.
"Every single day," Simone rolled her eyes, an edge of her usual, fierce defiance returning to her tone. She adjusted Aegon on her hip. "But that bald, miserable bastard in the headmaster's office can't fire me. I essentially run this academy. Without my organizational matrices, Jackson wouldn't know how to tie his own shoelaces. I will sit with the toddlers if I want to."
In the back row, Aerion was actively experiencing a paradigm-shifting realization.
He stared at Simone. He saw the dark circles of exhaustion beneath her glasses. He saw the way her sharp armor had melted the second she held a baby.
"I... I don't understand," Aerion whispered to his friends, genuinely confused. "She... she isn't a bitch? I thought she hated kids."
Leo, who had been resting his head on his arms, turned to look at Aerion. He offered a slow, incredibly tired, deeply knowledgeable shrug.
"She is a bitch, Aerion," Leo clarified softly. "But she’s a good type of bitch. My mum knows her from the community center. Simone is just overworked. She does this awful administrative job all day, dealing with screaming parents and Jackson’s incompetence, and then she goes to night university to get her early childhood certification because she really, genuinely fucking likes babies."
"Yeah," Benji chimed in, yawning widely. "She’s just not very keen on kids aged five and up. We’re loud, we’re annoying, and we don't need to be bounced. We’re past the cute phase."
Chloe, the girl sitting near them, lifted her head slightly from her desk, rubbing her tired eyes.
"It’s not just that," Chloe added quietly, her voice raspy. "Simone has three kids of her own at home. She’s a single mum. My sister babysat for her once. Her oldest is around eight now, and he is a nightmare. Imagine dealing with that, and then coming here to deal with a thousand other kids on top of it. I think she just gets fed up. She’s the one who normally has to field every single complaint, every single detention, day in and day out. She’s just exhausted."
Aerion fell silent.
The ten-year-old processed the new intelligence. He looked back to the front of the room.
Simone was still holding Aegon, currently attempting to teach the baby how to play 'peek-a-boo' by hiding behind her manicured hands. Aegon was shrieking with delight, grabbing her fingers and pulling them away from her face, absolutely captivated by the secretary. Kat was standing next to them, laughing loudly, relaxed and unbothered.
The severe bun. The sharp pencil skirt. The scowl. It wasn't malice. It was just armor, exactly like Kat’s neon wigs. It was a defense mechanism against a world that demanded too much of her.
Aerion felt a sudden pang of guilt for the harsh thoughts he had harbored. He had judged her on her defensive perimeter, without ever bothering to look at the exhausted, fiercely dedicated mother operating behind it.
"Yeah," Aerion murmured softly, nodding his head slowly as he watched the scene unfold. "I get it."
He didn't put his head back down on the desk. He sat up, leaning forward, resting his chin on his hands. He simply sat in the quiet, paint-splattered art room, watching his Mam and the baby-talking secretary play with his youngest brother, content to just exist in the peaceful, stolen moment.
The harsh, grating klaxon of the lunchtime bell echoed through the yellow-painted corridors of King’s Row Academy, signaling a mass exodus of starving, screaming kids toward the cafeteria.
Inside the sanctuary of the art department, the atmosphere was significantly more civilized, though no less chaotic in its own specific way.
Kat and Markl had dragged two paint-splattered wooden desks together near the light-flooded windows at the back of the room. They were currently engaged in a intense analytical gossip session regarding the catastrophic fashion choices of the geography department, while simultaneously attempting to mitigate a biological disaster zone.
Sitting directly between them, securely strapped into a portable booster seat Kat had rigged to a sturdy wooden chair, was Aegon.
The one-year-old was currently undertaking the monumental task of feeding himself. He was armed with a plastic spoon and a small bowl of mashed sweet potatoes and peas. Approximately thirty percent of the food was actually making it into his mouth; the remaining seventy percent was being smeared across his cheeks, his chin, and the front of his dark green fleece sweater.
"I am just saying," Markl drawled, taking a delicate sip of his herbal tea and adjusting his battered leather top hat. "Mr. Henderson’s decision to wear a corduroy blazer with elbow patches is one thing. But pairing it with a striped, mustard-yellow tie? It is an aesthetic hate crime. The man looks like a confused, upholstered bumblebee."
"It’s a cry for help, Hatter," Kat agreed, expertly dodging a flying spoonful of peas that Aegon enthusiastically launched into the air. "He’s been teaching Year Five about ox-bow lakes for twenty years. His spirit is broken. The tie is merely a symptom of the underlying rot."
"Perhaps," Markl mused, picking a stray pea off his velvet waistcoat with a look of disgust. "But he could at least suffer with a coordinated color palette."
Before Kat could offer a rebuttal on the merits of mismatched despair, the door of the art room was practically kicked open.
Simone marched into the classroom.
The secretary did not look like the fiercely joyful, baby-talking hype woman from first period. She looked like a woman who was three seconds away from committing a felony.
Her black-rimmed glasses were slightly askew. Her white blouse was slightly rumpled. But the most terrifying indicator of her mental state was the rapid-fire motion of her jaw. She was chewing a piece of peppermint gum with the violent, mechanical intensity of an industrial woodchipper. It was a well-known, highly documented fact among the staff that Simone only chewed gum when she was experiencing a level of stress that required a cigarette, but was legally prohibited from smoking on school grounds.
Simone didn't offer a greeting. She marched directly up to the joined desks, her dark eyes locking onto the messy, silver-haired baby.
"Give me the baby," Simone demanded, her voice a sharp, tight strained command.
Kat didn't flinch. She didn't question the sudden hostility. She recognized a woman on the edge of a psychological cliff.
"Okay," Kat agreed instantly, reaching over with a damp cloth to execute a rapid, three-second wipe-down of Aegon’s face and hands. She quickly unbuckled the straps of the booster seat. She lifted the boy up and handed him directly over the desk. "Why? What’s happened?"
Simone took Aegon. She didn't bounce him immediately. She pulled him tightly against her chest, wrapping her arms around his small frame, and buried her face into the crook of the baby's neck. She inhaled deeply, a long, shuddering, desperate breath, literally sniffing the baby like he was an oxygen mask on a crashing airplane.
"If I am holding a baby," Simone mumbled into Aegon’s silver curls, her voice muffled but vibrating with rage, "I cannot legally use my hands to strangle Jackson to death with his own lanyard."
Kat let out a loud amused snort, leaning back in her chair. "That is a flawless legal defense. But aren't you normally down in the nursery during your lunch break?"
"I tried," Simone sighed heavily, lifting her head slightly, though she kept Aegon pressed flush against her heart. The chewing of the gum slowed down a fraction. "There are only five kids in the nursery today. Three of them are down for their afternoon nap, and the other two are sitting nicely, eating apple slices. It was peaceful. It was serene."
"So what ruined it?" Markl asked, leaning forward, his dark eyes hungry for the administrative drama.
"Jackson," Simone spat the name like a curse word. "He intercepted me in the hallway before I could even get to the nursery doors. He dragged me into his office and spent twenty minutes barking at me about the liability paperwork regarding Aegon’s presence on campus."
Kat’s eyes narrowed, a protective spark flaring in her chest. "Is he trying to kick Aegon out? Because I will physically fight him."
"No," Simone rolled her eyes, swaying slightly from side to side, the rhythmic bouncing motion naturally returning as she held the baby. "He isn't trying to kick him out. He was complaining that having an infant on site isn't worth the bureaucratic headache... but then, in the exact same breath, he started calculating the donations Maekar Targaryen has funneled into the academy."
Simone let out a harsh, cynical laugh.
"The bald bastard is actually wondering if he can leverage Aegon's presence to extract more money from the man," Simone explained, her voice dripping with disgust. "He started pacing around, barking orders at me, telling me he wants to 'suit the nursery'—whatever the hell that means—to make it look more premium so he can pitch it to Targaryen as a VIP daycare facility. He wants me to draft an developmental proposal by tomorrow morning."
Kat and Markl exchanged a look of revulsion.
"He is a parasite," Markl stated flatly.
"He is a greedy, incompetent moron," Simone agreed, her shoulders slumping slightly as the adrenaline of the argument began to fade. She looked down at Aegon, who was currently playing with the collar of her blouse, entirely unbothered by the adult drama. "I just got so incredibly fed up. I realized that if I stayed in that office for one more second listening to him strategize about extorting a billionaire, I was going to throw my stapler at his head. I needed some 'baby baby' cuddles to keep my sanity alive."
Kat smiled softly, resting her chin on her hand. "Is it working?"
Simone closed her eyes. She took another deep, long sniff of Aegon’s sweet, milk-and-powder scent. The tight, stressed lines around her eyes and mouth visibly smoothed out. The aggressive jaw-chewing stopped completely.
"Gods, yes," Simone whispered, a relieved sigh escaping her lips. "It is."
Markl watched the secretary, his expression softening into a look of quiet, empathetic understanding. They all knew the exhausting reality of Simone’s life outside the academy walls.
"When does Greg get back from the rig?" Markl asked gently, referencing Simone’s partner, who worked grueling, month-long rotations as an engineer on an offshore oil rig in the North Sea.
Simone opened her eyes, a bone-deep weariness settling into her posture.
"Next week," Simone replied, her voice quiet. "And honestly, I am feeling it. I cannot wait for him to be back. I need him back. I love my kids, I love them so fiercely, but gods above, I need a break. Doing the single-parent routine for a month straight, while working full-time and doing night classes... I feel like I am constantly drowning."
Markl sighed, shaking his head slowly. He didn't look surprised. He looked like a man who knew exactly what was about to happen.
Kat sat up straighter in her chair. The teasing Queen of the Gremlins vanished, instantly replaced by the loyal protective friend.
"Well," Kat announced smoothly, her northern accent taking on a firm, no-nonsense tone. "If you want a break, I can watch them."
Simone blinked, looking up from the baby in surprise. "What?"
"I can take them for a night," Kat offered easily, as if she were offering to pick up a coffee rather than supervise three energetic children. "It’s been a while since I hung out with your chaotic spawn. I can have them over tomorrow night. They liked the sleepover we did at my flat last time."
Simone stared at her, her eyes wide with disbelief. "Kat, are you serious? You just spent an entire week acting as a full-time surrogate mother for four Targaryen heirs and an infant. You are supposed to be on a break yourself."
"I am on a break," Kat grinned, waving a dismissive hand. "And my break consists of doing exactly what I want to do. And right now, I want to help you out. Me and Markl are more than happy to help."
Markl, who had been quietly sipping his tea, choked slightly. He lowered his mug, looking at Kat with an expression of profound betrayal.
"Excuse me?" Markl drawled, raising a sculpted eyebrow. "When, exactly, did I volunteer for this childcare operation?"
"About four seconds ago," Kat beamed at him, entirely ruthless. "When I volunteered you."
Markl let out a loud, dramatic, incredibly suffering sigh. He looked at Simone’s exhausted face, and then he looked at Kat’s stubborn, unwavering expression. He knew he had absolutely zero chance of winning this argument.
"Fine," Markl conceded, rolling his dark eyes, though a fond smile tugged at his lips. "I will assist with the feral youth. But they are coming to my house. They liked my place the last time because of the kiln debris and the mud pit I call a backyard. They can destroy my garden instead of your vintage rugs."
Simone looked between the two of them. The tough administrative armor she wore cracked. Her eyes filled with overwhelming tears of gratitude.
"I need to start coming back down here more often," Simone whispered, her voice thick with emotion, blinking rapidly to keep the tears from falling. "It feels like I never see you two anymore unless I’m handing out detention slips. You are lifesavers."
"We know we are," Kat winked. "And once Greg is back on solid ground, and you’ve had a solid twelve hours of sleep, we are going out for a drink. A proper drink. No school talk."
"I would love nothing more," Simone agreed, a bright, relieved smile breaking across her face. "So, you’re absolutely sure? You’ll have the kids tomorrow night?"
"I love you if you did," Simone practically begged.
"Not a problem," Kat promised firmly. "Drop them at Hatter’s place after your shift tomorrow. We’ll order pizza and let them run feral until they pass out."
"Right," Simone breathed, visibly relaxing, the crushing weight of her solo-parenting exhaustion lifting slightly from her shoulders. She shifted Aegon securely into her arms. "I am going to have a proper cuddle in peace before my lunch break is over."
Simone didn't leave the art room. She walked over to the far corner of the classroom, away from the windows and the noise of the hallway. She sank down into a battered, paint-stained beanbag chair Kat kept in the corner for students who needed a sensory break.
She leaned back, settling Aegon against her chest. She began to hum a soft, rhythmic lullaby, her hand gently patting the boy’s back. Within five minutes, Aegon’s babbling slowed. His eyelids fluttered, and he fell completely, asleep in her arms.
Kat and Markl sat at their joined desks, watching the secretary. She looked at peace. The severe lines of her face were soft, her breathing slow and even.
Markl leaned across the desk, keeping his voice to a hushed, conspiratorial whisper so as not to wake the baby.
"How long is Greg’s current rig contract?" Markl asked quietly.
"I think he’s got another year before he can rotate to a mainland engineering position," Kat whispered back, resting her chin on her hands.
Markl let out a sigh, shaking his head knowingly. "We are one hundred percent volunteering to watch her kids more often over the next twelve months, aren't we?"
"Yeah," Kat nodded, a soft, determined smile on her lips. "We are. She’s drowning, Hatter. She needs a village, and we’re the only village she’s got."
Markl didn't argue. He simply took another sip of his tea, accepting his fate as a part-time uncle.
"I suppose I should stock up on frozen pizzas and juice boxes," Markl mused quietly. He paused, his dark eyes narrowing slightly as he looked at Kat. "Have you factored the Ice Dragon into this newly acquired logistical burden? I assume you are going to inform Maekar of your impending childcare duties tonight?"
"Of course I’m going to tell him tonight," Kat replied smoothly. "When I go back to the estate for dinner."
Markl raised an eyebrow, a skeptical, analytical expression settling over his features.
"He is not going to like that, Kat," Markl warned, his voice dropping an octave.
Kat frowned, confused. "Why wouldn't he like it? It has nothing to do with him. I have my own flat, and we’re watching them at your place. It’s not like I’m expecting him to invite Simone’s three kids over to his multi-million-pound estate to ruin his Persian rugs."
Markl let out a low cynical chuckle, leaning closer across the desk.
"You are underestimating the severity of that man’s possessive psychosis, Mama Wyvern," Markl stated flatly. "If you tell Maekar Targaryen that you are spending your Tuesday night supervising three children in my house, away from his immediate physical proximity, he is going to lose his mind."
Kat rolled her eyes. "He’s not a tyrant, Markl. He understands I have a life outside of his perimeter."
"He is entirely a tyrant," Markl countered ruthlessly. "I guarantee you, the absolute second you tell him your plans, he is going to demand that you bring Simone’s children to the estate. He will not permit you to exhaust yourself in my cramped place when he possesses a giant manor, an industrial kitchen, and a private cinema room."
Kat opened her mouth to argue, but Markl held up a hand, silencing her.
"And," Markl continued, his dark eyes glinting with a prophetic certainty, "that is not even the most dangerous variable in this equation."
"What is the most dangerous variable?" Kat asked, slightly unnerved by his intensity.
"Baby brain," Markl deadpanned.
Kat blinked. "Baby brain?"
"Yes," Markl nodded solemnly. "The man is already clinically obsessed with you. He watches you handle his three traumatized heirs and his infant son like you are a maternal deity. If you bring three more chaotic children into his house, and he watches you seamlessly, effortlessly manage a pack of eight kids..."
Markl leaned back, crossing his arms. "His biological programming is going to short-circuit. He is going to get terminal baby brain. He will look at you, managing the chaos, and he is going to immediately want to get you pregnant."
Kat’s jaw dropped. A brilliant, furious flush of absolute panic and embarrassment exploded across her cheeks.
"Markl!" Kat hissed loudly, glancing nervously toward the corner to ensure Simone was still distracted. She turned back to her friend, swatting his arm across the desk. "Shut up! He cannot do that! We have a strict agreement! No sex for six months! He literally cannot get me pregnant!"
Markl snorted unconvinced by the strength of her boundaries.
"Oh, cool," Markl drawled, his voice dripping with heavy, theatrical sarcasm. "So, based on the current velocity of this relationship, I should expect to be buying a bridesmaid dress for a wedding in three weeks, and a baby shower gift in exactly one month. Excellent. I’ll clear my schedule."
"I am not giving in!" Kat glared at him, her northern temper flaring protectively. She crossed her arms over the her chest. "I am holding the line, Hatter. I need him to prove that he is actually serious about me. I need to know this isn't just a phase."
Markl stopped teasing. The playful, sarcastic energy vanished from his posture. He looked at his best friend, his dark eyes filled with a seriousness.
"Kat," Markl said quietly, his voice carrying the weight of truth. "He is serious. He is terrifyingly, undeniably serious."
Kat looked down at the desk, her fingers picking nervously at a chip in the wood. "You don't know that."
"I do know that," Markl argued gently, leaning forward again. "Look at the data. The man agreed to a six-month celibacy clause without a legal contract, which for a billionaire CEO, is practically a miracle. He has followed every single one of your ridiculous rules. He didn't just ask you to stay; he is actively, systematically maneuvering his life to try and get you to permanently move into his master suite."
Markl pointed a finger toward the corner, where Aegon was sleeping peacefully against Simone’s chest.
"Look at the boy, Kat," Markl continued, his voice dropping into a harsh, urgent whisper. "Maekar dropped a obscene amount of funding just to force this school into allowing you to bring Aegon to work every day. He is deliberately allowing that child to believe you are his mother. He isn't correcting the older boys when they call you 'Mam' or 'Muña'. He is weaving you so deeply into the fabric of his family's existence that removing you would require surgical extraction."
Kat swallowed hard, her throat feeling painfully tight. She knew he was right. She felt the terrifying permanence of Maekar’s devotion every single time he looked at her.
"I am telling you right now," Markl stated, his tone absolute. "If you walked into that estate tonight and told Maekar Targaryen that you wanted him to tattoo your name across his chest to prove his loyalty, the man would come down to breakfast tomorrow morning with a full-color, hyper-realistic portrait of your face permanently inked onto his pectoral muscle."
Kat let out a shaky, breathless laugh, though her eyes were shining with unshed tears. "He’s not that obsessed, Markl."
"He is," Markl promised fiercely. "He is entirely consumed by you."
Markl paused. He took a deep breath, preparing to deliver the harsh, unavoidable reality check that Kat had been actively ignoring for weeks.
"Which is exactly why," Markl said slowly, his dark eyes locking onto hers, "you need to hurry up and tell him exactly who you are, before this situation gets too serious to salvage."
Kat froze. The blood drained entirely from her face, leaving her pale beneath the neon orange trousers and the red wig.
"Markl..." Kat whispered, her voice trembling.
"I mean it, Kat," Markl pushed, refusing to let her hide. "He is falling in love with 'Kat the Art Teacher'. But you are Lindsay Barlaeris. You are the Blood Wyvern. You are the CEO of the very corporate conglomerate he is actively trying to destroy in the European markets. You are living a lie inside his own house."
"I know," Kat choked out, burying her face in her hands. The crushing, suffocating guilt she had been carrying for a month threatened to entirely overwhelm her. "I know I am. But... I can't. Not yet. I’m so scared, Hatter. I’m terrified that the moment I tell him the truth, the moment he realizes I’ve been lying to his face every single day... he’s going to look at me the way everyone else does. He’s going to hate me."
Markl reached across the desk, his large, clay-dusted hand gently gripping her wrist, pulling her hands away from her face.
"He isn't going to hate you," Markl reassured her softly, his thumb brushing against her pulse point. "But he is a man who demands control and transparency. He is not going to react well to discovering that he has been deceived by his greatest corporate rival. The longer you wait, the worse the fallout is going to be."
Kat took a ragged breath, staring at the paint-splattered desk. She thought about the way Maekar had looked at her in the club. She thought about the white plush cat, and the gentle way he had kissed her forehead this morning.
"One more month," Kat whispered, her voice thick with desperate resolve. She looked up, her eyes pleading with her best friend. "I just need one more month, Markl. I need to make sure the foundation is solid. I need to know he loves me, the real me, the chaotic mess, before I drop the billionaire heiress bomb on his head. Just one more month. Then I will tell him."
Markl looked at her. He saw the vibrating terror in her posture. He knew he couldn't force her to detonate the explosive before she was ready.
He let out a long weary sigh, squeezing her wrist gently before letting go.
"One month," Markl agreed softly, leaning back in his chair. He picked up his mug of herbal tea, his dark eyes shadowed with a prophetic anxiety. "Good. Because I am warning you, Mama Wyvern... if the press figures it out, or if he discovers the truth on his own before you control the narrative... this beautiful, chaotic life you’ve built is going to blow up in a spectacular, catastrophic fireball."
Kat didn't argue. She simply nodded, her heart with the terrifying knowledge that the clock was officially ticking.
Notes:
If you’re dreading the "One Month" deadline as much as I am, please leave a kudos and/or a comment!
P.S I'm also going to be doing some time jumps rather day by day from here just to move the story along and doesn't get to repetitive 😊
Chapter 42: Chapter Forty-Two: The Demographics of Anarchy
Summary:
In which Baelor requests a "Permanent Embargo," and Maekar decides he wants "Maekarlings."
This chapter’s a bit shorter than my usual ones because my son’s been off school ill, so things have been a little chaotic on my end.
Thank you for sticking with me and being so patient. Next chapter will be back to the usual length and chaos ✨
Song recommendation for this chapter -
Animals – Maroon 5
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
The headquarters of Targaryen Enterprises, a structure of dark glass and reinforced steel piercing the dreary, rain-swept skyline, was a fortress of silence and sterile efficiency.
On the eighty-fifth floor, inside the state-of-the-art executive boardroom, the atmosphere was thick with the suffocating, highly pressurized tension of a Wednesday morning strategic alignment summit. The polished mahogany conference table was surrounded by a dozen of the sharpest, most ruthless financial directors, logistics coordinators, and legal analysts in the European hemisphere.
Holographic projections illuminated the sleek, frosted glass walls, displaying complex algorithmic models, fluctuating market shares, and the projected quarterly revenue streams following the successful, highly aggressive integration of the Tokyo shipping terminals.
Sitting at the head of the table, flanked by floor-to-ceiling windows that offered a dizzying, vertigo-inducing view of the River Thames, was Maekar.
The Ice Dragon was draped in his flawless corporate armor—a three-piece, pitch-black worsted wool suit, a crisp, blindingly white dress shirt, and a dark silver silk tie knotted with militant precision. His muscled shoulders were squared, his hands folded neatly on the polished wood in front of him. His silver hair was slicked back, his sharp, aristocratic jawline set in a hard, uncompromising line.
Outwardly, he appeared to be operating at peak capacity. He looked exactly like the billionaire CEO who had just successfully executed a hostile, multi-billion-pound international takeover. He looked like a man evaluating profit margins and calculating global supply chain dominance.
Internally, however, Maekar Targaryen was entirely absent.
His corporate, hyper-analytical brain—the ruthless, calculating machine that had built an empire—had been hijacked. He wasn't thinking about the fluctuating price of crude oil. He wasn't thinking about the automated port tariffs in Singapore.
He was thinking about a plastic, neon-green dinosaur, a rogue slice of pepperoni pizza stuck to a Persian rug, and the domestic anarchy that had consumed his estate less than twenty-four hours prior.
Maekar’s eyes tracked the laser pointer of his Chief Financial Officer as the man droned on about quarterly dividends, but his mind violently, helplessly rewound to the events of Tuesday evening.
Markl, the eccentric pottery teacher, had been correct. He was a prophet.
When Kat had returned to the estate Monday evening, she had casually, brightly informed Maekar that she would be unavailable on Tuesday night. She had explained, with a breezy wave of her hand, that she and Markl were going to utilize Markl’s dilapidated, bohemian house to host a sleepover for the three children of Simone, the exhausted senior administrative secretary from the Academy.
Maekar’s reaction had been instantaneous, territorial, and uncompromising.
He had not yelled. He had not invoked his authority as her employer or her boyfriend. He had simply looked at her, his eyes darkening with a protective possessiveness, and informed her that she would not be spending her Tuesday evening corralled in a cramped, structurally unsound house with three feral children.
“You will bring them here, Kat,” Maekar had commanded, his tone leaving absolutely zero room for negotiation. “The estate possesses fifty-two rooms, an industrial kitchen, and a private cinema. I will not permit you to exhaust yourself on a lumpy sofa in a freezing house when I have the logistical infrastructure to absorb the chaos. The perimeter here is secure.”
Kat had fought him, of course. She had argued that bringing three strange children into the Targaryen manor was a recipe for disaster. She had pointed out that Baelor, who was currently attempting to maintain joint custody of Valarr and Matarys while surviving his ongoing divorce trauma, would likely suffer a total psychological collapse.
But Maekar had simply crossed his arms, stared her down, and refused to yield. The Ice Dragon was an immovable object.
And so, on Tuesday evening, the unprecedented reality of his hubris had crashed through his front doors.
Simone had arrived at the estate looking like a woman who was actively teetering on the edge of a nervous breakdown. The pencil-skirt-wearing secretary had looked pale and deeply exhausted, holding the hands of a fiercely energetic eight-year-old boy named Alex, a curious five-year-old girl named Maya, and balancing a chubby, babbling three-year-old boy named Sam on her hip.
When Simone had seen the palatial foyer of the Targaryen manor, she had actually stopped breathing.
“Kat,” Simone had whispered, her eyes wide with sheer terror as she looked at the priceless antique vases and the spotless marble floors. “My children are going to destroy this house. Alex has ADHD, and Sam is actively teething. They are going to break something that costs more than my entire annual salary.”
Kat had simply laughed, snatching the three-year-old from Simone’s arms and pressing a kiss to his cheek. “Let them break it, Simone. Dictionary Boy has excellent insurance. Go home. Sleep for fourteen hours. Do not answer your phone.”
The moment the doors had closed behind the relieved, profusely weeping secretary, the true scope of the logistical nightmare had materialized.
Maekar had stood in the foyer, holding a tumbler of neat scotch, alongside his older brother. Baelor had been wearing a cashmere sweater and a look of existential dread.
They had surveyed the forces.
Daeron, Aemon, and Aerion. Valarr and Matarys. Aegon. And now, Alex, Maya, and Sam.
Nine children. Two teenagers, three pre-teens, a chaotic eight-year-old, a five-year-old, a three-year-old, and a one-year-old infant.
It was an army. It was a localized demographic explosion.
Baelor had taken a long, desperate swallow of his scotch, his hand trembling slightly. “Maekar,” the Shadow Minister had whispered, his eyes wide behind his glasses. “We are vastly outnumbered. They could easily orchestrate a tactical uprising and overtake the estate. We do not have the manpower to suppress a rebellion of this magnitude.”
“Maintain your composure, Baelor,” Maekar had replied stiffly, though he had felt a distinct, unfamiliar spike of genuine anxiety in his own chest. He managed hostile takeovers; he did not manage pediatric crowd control.
But then, he had looked at Kat.
The Queen of the Gremlins had not panicked. She had not shown a single, solitary ounce of intimidation. She had stepped into the deafening center of the madness, wearing a pair of violently bright, tie-dye sweatpants and her messy red wig, and she had taken total, undisputed command.
“Right, listen to me, you absolute feral horde!” Kat had bellowed, her northern accent echoing off the ceilings, clapping her hands together with the sharp, crisp authority of a drill sergeant. “We are establishing a strict hierarchy! Daeron, Valarr, you are the commanding officers of the Eastern quadrant. You are responsible for ensuring Maya and Sam do not consume any cleaning products or wander into the indoor swimming pool that I found last night. Matarys, Aemon, you are on baby duty. Keep Aegon alive. Aerion, you are in charge of Alex. Take him to the music room and teach him how to hit things with sticks. Go!”
The children had instantly, flawlessly obeyed. The kids, accustomed to her chaotic authority, had scooped up the younger children and dispersed into their designated zones, leaving the foyer miraculously clear.
Maekar sat in the Wednesday morning boardroom, the memory of her command washing over him like a wave of pure, intoxicating heat.
The rest of Tuesday evening had been a masterpiece of organized, beautiful domestic anarchy.
Kat had bypassed the estate's private chef. She had marched into the kitchen, hauled sacks of flour and yeast onto the pristine marble island, and initiated a full-scale, hands-on pizza-making operation. The kitchen had been reduced to a flour-dusted, tomato-sauce-splattered war zone.
Maekar and Baelor had retreated to the safety of the living room, essentially hiding behind the ten-thousand-pound charcoal chenille sofa, drinking heavily as they listened to the deafening, echoing shrieks of laughter, the pounding of feet, and the rhythmic, catastrophic banging of drums echoing from the East Wing.
Baelor had abandoned his political sobriety. By eight o'clock, the Shadow Minister was comfortably tipsy, nursing his fourth glass of whiskey.
Kat had eventually wandered into the living room, carrying Aegon on one hip and balancing three-year-old Sam on the other, both toddlers covered in flour and giggling hysterically. She looked exhausted, her red wig slightly askew, a smear of pizza sauce across her cheek, but her mismatched eyes were shining with unfiltered joy. She was entirely in her element. She thrived in the chaos. She handled it like it was her normal, day-to-day life.
Baelor had stared at her from the depths of his leather wingback chair. The politician had lowered his glass, pointing a trembling, dramatic finger directly at Kat.
“Katherine,” Baelor had slurred, his voice thick with alcohol and psychological trauma. “I am officially submitting a formal, parliamentary request. I am begging you. Keep your legs firmly, permanently together for the remainder of eternity.”
Kat had blinked, derailed by the sudden, vulgar directive. “Excuse me, Pops? What did you just say to me?”
Baelor had ignored her outrage, turning his dark, bloodshot eyes toward Maekar. The Shadow Minister had looked at his younger brother with an expression of terror.
“Don't you fucking dare have more kids, Maekar,” Baelor had warned, his voice a harsh, desperate, surprisingly profane whisper. “Look at this. Look at the volume. Nine of them. The acoustic assault is actively liquefying my prefrontal cortex. If you impregnate that woman... if you add another variable to this catastrophic ecosystem... I swear to the old gods, I will legally emancipate myself from this bloodline. I could not, and would not, survive handling any more Maekarlings.”
Kat had thrown her head back, bursting into a loud, ringing hysterical laugh. She hadn't been offended. She had simply bounced the two toddlers on her hips, her eyes sparkling with wicked, chaotic amusement. “Maekarlings! I love that. Don't worry, Pops. The embargo is firmly in place. Your auditory cortex is safe.”
Kat had laughed it off. Baelor had groaned and poured himself another drink.
But Maekar... Maekar had frozen.
Sitting in the Wednesday morning boardroom, miles away from the memory, Maekar’s heart executed a violent stutter-step against his ribs.
He remembered the exact moment Baelor had uttered the words. He remembered looking at Kat, standing in the center of his living room, effortlessly balancing two toddlers on her hips, her face flushed and beautiful and maternal. He remembered the way his sons looked at her. He remembered the way she had seamlessly integrated Simone’s children into the fold without a single ounce of hesitation.
Markl’s prophecy—the terrifying, biological phenomenon of 'baby brain'—had not just breached his defenses. It had irrevocably conquered his soul.
When Baelor had begged him not to have more children, Maekar’s hyper-logical brain hadn't agreed. It had violently, aggressively rebelled.
Even one or two more wouldn't be too bad, Maekar had thought, the realization hitting him with the devastating force of a freight train. She has shown she can handle our family, plus more. She thrives in it. She was made for it.
He had stared at her in the living room, a dark possessive fire igniting low in his stomach. He hadn't just wanted to sleep with her. He hadn't just wanted to claim her.
He wanted to put a baby in her.
He wanted to see her belly swell with his child. He wanted to see a tiny, silver-haired little girl running through the halls of the estate, possessing Kat’s chaotic, mismatched eyes and her fierce, unbreakable spirit. He wanted to build a dynasty with her. He wanted Maekarlings.
The overwhelming intensity of the biological imperative was staggering. He was thirty-six years old. He already had four sons. He had spent his life actively suppressing the chaos of children. And yet, the thought of creating a new life with the fiery art teacher felt like the only logical, necessary objective remaining in his existence.
"Mr. Targaryen?"
A hesitant, slightly trembling voice shattered the heavy fog clouding Maekar’s mind.
Maekar blinked. His eyes snapped back into sharp, lethal focus, the boardroom returning to his peripheral vision.
The Chief Financial Officer had stopped speaking. The holographic projections were paused. The dozen executives sitting around the table were staring at him with varying degrees of mild terror and confusion, waiting for his response to a question he had failed to hear.
Maekar didn't flinch. He didn't apologize. He seamlessly redeployed the Ice Dragon persona.
"The projected tariffs in the secondary Singapore sectors are acceptable, provided we aggressively restructure the automated offloading protocols within the first fiscal quarter," Maekar lied smoothly, his deep voice radiating authority. He glanced at his Rolex. "We have concluded the primary agenda. Distribute the operational mandates to your respective departments. We are adjourned."
The executives collectively exhaled, scrambling to gather their tablets and legal briefs, eager to escape the suffocating pressure of his presence.
Within sixty seconds, the boardroom was empty.
Maekar remained seated at the head of the table. He reached for his black coffee, taking a slow, fortifying sip, attempting to suppress the lingering, throb of his newfound paternal desires. He needed to focus. He needed to execute his duties before he could return to the estate.
The frosted glass doors of the boardroom slid open with a soft mechanical hiss.
Sterling, the Director of Global Public Relations, stepped into the room. The man looked frazzled. His tie was slightly crooked, a sheen of nervous sweat coated his forehead, and he was clutching a silver tablet to his chest as if it were a bulletproof shield.
"Sir," Sterling greeted, his voice tight with suppressed panic. He hovered near the doorway, clearly unwilling to enter the Ice Dragon's immediate strike zone. "I apologize for the intrusion following the summit, but we have a highly critical, rapidly escalating situation that requires your immediate, direct authorization."
Maekar set his coffee mug down. He leaned back in his leather chair, crossing his arms over his chest. His eyes narrowed into dark, freezing slits.
"Explain, Sterling," Maekar commanded, his tone low and dangerous. "I specifically instructed you on Saturday morning to issue a standard 'no comment' regarding the Instagram upload and to cease contacting me regarding the media fallout."
"I did, sir! We executed your directive flawlessly!" Sterling defended frantically, taking a hesitant step forward. "We issued the standard deflections. But the narrative has spiraled out of our control. The public, the media, and most critically, the Board of Directors, are demanding more information."
Maekar’s jaw tightened. "The Board of Directors has zero jurisdiction over my private, personal engagements."
"Legally, no, sir," Sterling agreed, swallowing hard. "But strategically, the ambiguity is causing significant market instability. The image you posted... it was highly intimate. It humanized you in a way the public has never witnessed. And because the woman in the photograph bears a striking, uncanny genetic resemblance to Lindsay Barlaeris, the rumors of a covert, monopolistic corporate merger simply will not die. The shareholders are anxious. They believe you are hiding a structural integration."
Sterling took a deep breath, bracing himself.
"Sir, we cannot maintain radio silence," Sterling pleaded. "We need to control the narrative. We need a definitive, clarifying statement. And we need authorized, clear photographs of the woman you are actually dating to dispel the Blood Wyvern conspiracy theories once and for all."
Maekar stared at the PR director.
His initial, overwhelming instinct was to refuse. His instinct was to build a fortress around Kat, to shield her from the vicious, vulture-like scrutiny of the global media, and to protect her fiercely guarded privacy. She was terrified of being perceived. She wore wigs to hide from the world.
But as he processed Sterling's panicked logic, a cold, calculated realization settled into his brain.
The media was already hunting her. They were already analyzing her bone structure and her hair. If he remained silent, the paparazzi would inevitably breach the perimeter. They would track down the location of the photograph, they would find King’s Row Academy, and they would ambush her in the streets.
The only way to protect her was to step in front of the narrative. He needed to officially, loudly claim her on his own terms, utilizing images that he controlled, establishing a boundary that the press would be forced to respect.
Maekar uncrossed his arms. He reached into the inner breast pocket of his tailored suit jacket, retrieving his phone.
"Very well, Sterling," Maekar rumbled, his voice echoing in the massive boardroom. "I will provide the necessary deliverables to pacify the board and silence the tabloids."
Sterling visibly slumped with relief, letting out a heavy, shuddering exhale. "Thank you, sir. Thank you. Do you wish to schedule a professional photoshoot? We can have a team at the estate by this evening. We can—"
"There will be no photoshoot, Sterling," Maekar cut him off ruthlessly, his tone brokering absolutely zero argument. "You will not subject her to a artificial media circus. I will provide you with images from my personal archives."
Maekar unlocked his phone, navigating immediately to his photo gallery.
He didn't select images that made her look like a polished, high-society aristocrat. He didn't want the world to see a manufactured, perfect corporate wife. He wanted them to see the chaotic, beautiful, undeniably real woman who had conquered him.
He selected the first image. It was the photograph she had sent him. The candid, sun-drenched shot of her sitting on the wooden swing seat in the park. She was wearing the ripped jeans and the cropped white t-shirt. She was laughing, a uninhibited, entirely joyful expression that crinkled her eyes. It was a stunning, undeniably beautiful photograph that clearly established she was not the stiff, miserable Blood Wyvern.
He selected a second image. It was a photograph Baelor had taken during their excursion to the Natural History Museum. Kat was standing in front of a T-Rex skeleton, wearing her neon-orange utility trousers and her cherry-red space buns. She was pointing a finger at a placard, clearly mid-argument with a tour guide, her face flushed with passionate, chaotic indignation.
He selected a third image. This one was intimate. It was a photograph Aerion had discreetly captured in the living room of the estate. Maekar was sitting on the charcoal sofa, reading a document on his tablet. Kat was curled up against his side, wearing his oversized black t-shirt, fast asleep, with Aegon resting peacefully on her chest. The overwhelming domestic peace radiating from the image was staggering.
He selected two more photographs—one of Kat and Daeron bent over a sketchbook, their heads pressed together as they examined a drawing, and one of Kat at the waterpark, wearing a bright pink bikini, laughing as she threw a foam noodle at Aerion.
Five photographs. A comprehensive, undeniable portfolio of her vibrant, deeply loving existence.
Maekar tapped the screen, securely transferring the high-resolution files directly to Sterling’s encrypted corporate tablet.
Sterling’s tablet chimed. The PR director quickly opened the files, swiping through the images.
As Sterling looked at the photographs—the blue hair, the red hair, the ripped jeans, the combat boots, and the unmitigated chaos of her aesthetic—the man’s jaw physically dropped open.
"Sir," Sterling breathed, his eyes wide with absolute, profound bewilderment. He looked up at the terrifying, immaculate billionaire sitting across from him. "These... these are the authorized images? She is wearing blue hair in one, red in another. She is wearing... cargo pants. And a shirt that says..." Sterling squinted at the swing photograph, his face draining of color. "Sir, her shirt contains a profanity."
"It is a satirical garment, Sterling," Maekar dismissed smoothly, entirely unbothered. "The typography is irrelevant to the narrative."
"But, Mr. Targaryen," Sterling pleaded, his PR brain desperately trying to salvage the situation. "The public expects... they expect a certain level of polish. The board of directors expects—"
"I do not care what the board of directors expects," Maekar snarled, his voice dropping into a freezing whisper that instantly silenced the executive. He leaned forward, bracing his hands flat against the obsidian table. "You will upload those exact images to the official corporate channels. You will not alter them. You will not airbrush them. You will not apply a single, fucking filter."
Sterling swallowed hard, nodding frantically. "Yes, sir. Of course, sir. And the accompanying statement?"
Maekar sat back, his violet eyes burning with absolute, uncompromising territorial authority.
"You will draft a concise, definitive statement," Maekar commanded, dictating the terms with flawless precision. "You will explicitly state that I am currently engaged in a serious, committed romantic relationship. You will identify her solely by her first name: Kat. You will not disclose her surname. You will not disclose her place of employment."
Maekar paused, his gaze darkening.
"You will state that Kat is a highly accomplished dedicated art teacher," Maekar continued. "You will state that the fluctuating hair colors are the result of an eccentric artistic aesthetic utilizing wigs, and that she possesses a a fondness for coloured contacts. You will explicitly clarify that she is not, under any circumstances, affiliated with the Barlaeris Corporation."
"Understood, sir," Sterling typed frantically on his tablet, capturing the exact phrasing. "Kat. Art teacher. Wigs. Not the Blood Wyvern."
"And finally," Maekar concluded, his voice ringing with absolute finality. "You will conclude the statement by asserting that this is the extent of the information I intend to share regarding the matter. It is my private life. It is my family. Any publication, paparazzi outlet, or media entity that attempts to breach her privacy, harass her at her place of employment, or publish unauthorized photographs of my children, will face the full, unmitigated, catastrophic wrath of the Targaryen legal department. I will bankrupt them."
Sterling nodded, his fingers flying across the screen. "A firm boundary. Protective positioning. It’s highly effective, sir. It satisfies the public curiosity while establishing a hard perimeter. I will have the media team draft the final copy and push it live within the hour."
"Ensure it is disseminated globally," Maekar ordered, picking up his coffee mug.
Sterling hesitated, shifting his weight nervously from foot to foot. He looked down at his tablet, and then back up at the CEO.
"Sir," Sterling began, his voice taking on a delicate, highly cautious tone. "There is... one more variable regarding the narrative that you should be aware of."
Maekar frowned, pausing with the mug halfway to his mouth. "What variable?"
"Well, sir," Sterling explained, clearing his throat. "While you were engaged in the strategic alignment summit this morning... the Barlaeris Corporation acted independently. They did not wait for our clarification."
Maekar lowered the mug, his jaw tightening. "Explain."
"Lindsay Barlaeris’s executive proxy team released an official, globally syndicated press statement approximately on Saturday evening," Sterling reported, reading from a breaking news feed on his tablet. "They formally addressed the internet rumors regarding the Instagram photograph you posted on Friday."
Maekar’s eyes narrowed into slits. The unmitigated audacity of the Blood Wyvern to insert herself into his personal narrative was infuriating. She was a corporate ghost. She operated entirely from the shadows, stealing his shipping contracts and leveraging legal loopholes to undermine his empire. And now, she was utilizing his romantic life to generate her own PR spin.
"What did the statement say?" Maekar demanded, his voice cold and hard.
Sterling scrolled down the screen, reading the exact quotation.
"The statement reads: 'The Barlaeris Corporation formally refutes the ongoing media speculation regarding the personal life of our Chief Executive Officer. We categorically confirm that Lindsay Barlaeris is not the individual depicted in the recent social media publication by Maekar Targaryen. Ms. Barlaeris maintains a strict separation between her corporate duties and the public sphere.'"
Sterling paused, looking up nervously.
"And?" Maekar prompted, sensing there was more.
"And," Sterling swallowed, reading the final line of the press release. "The statement concludes: 'However, Ms. Barlaeris extends her warmest, most sincere regards to Mr. Targaryen, and wishes him and his new partner nothing but the absolute best in their future endeavors.'"
Silence descended upon the eighty-fifth-floor boardroom.
Maekar stared at the PR director.
He processed the statement. He processed the cold, clinical, legally airtight denial of her identity. And then, he processed the polite, saccharine, PR-approved well-wishes tacked onto the end.
It was insulting. It was deeply patronizing. The woman who had actively, ruthlessly outmaneuvered his legal team to secure the Mediterranean freight lanes three weeks ago—costing his company millions in projected revenue—was now publicly, politely wishing him well in his new relationship, as if they were old, friendly acquaintances.
Maekar let out a loud, harsh, incredibly cynical scoff, throwing his head back against the leather executive chair.
He rolled his eyes, an expression of profound annoyance crossing his handsome face.
"Fucking Blood Wyvern," Maekar muttered under his breath, his deep voice dripping with disdain.
"Sir?" Sterling asked, confused by the reaction.
"It is a patronizing, calculated PR maneuver designed to portray her conglomerate as benevolent and emotionally intelligent, while subtly undermining our market positioning," Maekar analyzed ruthlessly, leaning forward and resting his elbows on the obsidian table. "She is a coward, Sterling. She hides behind proxy signatures and polite press releases because she lacks the fortitude to operate in the visible spectrum."
Maekar stood up from his chair, grabbing his suit jacket from the backrest and shrugging it on with sharp, aggressive motions.
He didn't care about Lindsay Barlaeris. He didn't care about her fake well-wishes or her invisible corporate empire. He would crush her European fleet in the next fiscal quarter, and he would do it without a second thought.
His priority was focused on the woman he was actually dating. The woman who didn't hide behind legal jargon. The woman who wore combat boots, swore at museum guides, and had successfully, flawlessly managed an army of nine children in his living room without breaking a sweat.
"Execute the upload, Sterling," Maekar commanded, adjusting his silk tie, his eyes burning with dark, uncompromising territorial authority. "Deploy the photographs. Issue the statement. Tell the world exactly who Kat is, and ensure they understand that if they cross the boundary, I will annihilate them."
"Yes, Mr. Targaryen," Sterling nodded frantically, clutching the tablet. "It will be live in ten minutes."
"Excellent," Maekar rumbled, picking up his black leather briefcase.
He strode out of the boardroom, his long legs eating up the distance as he headed toward the private elevators.
He was officially done for the day. The Tokyo integration was secure. The PR crisis was mitigated. The board of directors could panic all they wanted; he had established the perimeter.
Maekar pressed the call button for the elevator, a slow fond smile touching his lips as the stainless-steel doors slid open.
He stepped inside, pulling his phone from his pocket. He didn't check the financial markets. He didn't look at the corporate emails flooding his inbox.
He opened his messaging app, navigating directly to Kat’s thread.
MAEKAR: The media perimeter has been secured. The corporate statement will be broadcast shortly. Your identity and aesthetic choices have been formally protected.
MAEKAR: I am departing headquarters now. I will see you at the estate.
He paused, his thumb hovering over the digital keyboard. He thought about the chaos of Tuesday night. He thought about Baelor’s panicked, drunken plea to prevent the creation of more 'Maekarlings'.
A primal heat flooded his chest.
He typed one final devastating message before locking the phone and slipping it back into his pocket.
MAEKAR: P.S. Baelor’s logistical assessment of our future demographic expansion was inaccurate. I would be highly amenable to expanding the operation.
Maekar smiled, prepared to return home and watch the Queen of the Gremlins absolutely lose her mind over the text. The Ice Dragon had officially surrendered, and he was hopelessly eager to begin building the rest of his life.
Notes:
How will Kat react to Maekar's "Demographic Expansion" text? please leave a kudos and/or a comment!
Chapter 43: Chapter Forty-Three: Feral Devotion
Summary:
In which the Maekar negotiates "Offspring Yields," the Bruiser offers "Corporate Therapy," and the Wyvern prepares to surrender her keys.
Song recommendation for this chapter -
Work Song – Hozier
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
The text message had been sitting on Kat’s phone like a live, ticking grenade for the better part of seven hours.
P.S. Baelor’s logistical assessment of our future demographic expansion was entirely inaccurate. I would be highly amenable to expanding the operation.
She had read it while sitting at her paint-splattered desk during her final free period. She had read it again while waiting in the freezing staff parking lot for Aerion. She had read it a third time while sitting at the gleaming island in the Targaryen kitchen, mechanically chewing on a piece of garlic bread while the monumental weight of the Ice Dragon’s words threatened to crush her lungs.
It was a joke. It had to be a joke.
Maekar was a cynical, ruthless billionaire who had spent his adult life building emotional fortresses. He didn't casually joke about having more children. He certainly didn't joke about having them with a twenty-six-year-old art teacher he had officially been “dating” for exactly short time, under the strict, celibate parameters of a six-month embargo.
But as Kat had watched him navigate the evening routine—watching him patiently listen to Aemon recite historical facts, watching him gently correct Daeron’s posture at the dinner table, watching him effortlessly scoop a sticky, babbling Aegon into his arms without a single ounce of hesitation—a cold, terrifying realization had begun to settle deep in her bones.
Maekar didn't know how to joke about things like that.
The Ice Dragon did not deal in hypotheticals. He dealt in logistics. He dealt in acquisitions. And he had just formally, digitally notified her that he was highly amenable to acquiring more children. With her.
By the time the grandfather clock in the foyer chimed nine-thirty, the estate had finally fallen into its customary silence. Aegon was fast asleep in the nursery, clutching his odd-eyed plush cat. Daeron, Aemon, and Aerion had retreated to their respective quarters for the night. Even Baelor, who was still functioning at approximately forty percent capacity due to his lingering, catastrophic hangover, had retired early to his wing, desperately seeking the oblivion of sleep.
Kat was standing in the center of the living room.
She had changed into a pair of soft, faded grey sweatpants and a oversized, dark grey hoodie that she had permanently stolen from Maekar's laundry pile. Her silver hair was pulled up into a messy, chaotic knot at the top of her head, and her mismatched brown and purple eyes were completely exposed, the colored contacts discarded in their sterile case upstairs.
She was pacing.
She was pacing a tight, frantic, highly agitated circuit in front of the roaring stone fireplace, her bare feet making soft, rapid thuds against the antique rug.
The double doors of the living room pushed open with a soft, metallic click.
Maekar stepped into the room. He had discarded his suit jacket and his silk tie hours ago. He was wearing his dark, tailored trousers and his crisp white dress shirt, the sleeves rolled up past his elbows to reveal his thick, corded forearms, the top three buttons undone. He looked exhausted, but his eyes were sharp, immediately locking onto her frantic, pacing form.
"The perimeter is secure," Maekar announced, his deep, resonant baritone vibrating in the quiet room. He walked over to the mahogany sideboard, reaching for the crystal decanter of scotch. "Aegon is asleep. The older boys are completing their final reading assignments. Baelor is currently unconscious."
Kat didn't stop pacing. She didn't look at him. She just kept walking back and forth, her arms crossed tightly over her chest, her fingers digging nervously into the soft fleece of the hoodie.
Maekar paused, the crystal stopper hovering over the decanter. His highly tuned, analytical brain immediately registered the shift in her baseline behavior.
"Katherine," Maekar prompted, his voice dropping into a low, cautious register. He set the stopper down and turned to face her. "Are you unwell? You are projecting a significant amount of kinetic anxiety."
Kat stopped dead in her tracks. She spun on her heel, pointing a trembling, accusatory finger directly at the man.
"Sit down," Kat ordered, her northern accent devoid of its usual playful, teasing edge. Her voice was tight, sharp, and laced with genuine panic.
Maekar frowned, his eyebrows drawing together. He didn't argue. He abandoned the scotch crossing the room with long, measured strides, and lowered his frame onto the center cushion of the sofa. He spread his knees slightly, resting his elbows on his thighs, clasping his large hands together.
He looked up at her, giving her his undivided attention. "I am seated."
Kat took a deep, shuddering breath. She walked over to the coffee table, planting herself on the edge of the wooden surface directly across from him, ignoring the plush armchair. She needed to be close enough to read his face, but she desperately needed the physical barrier between them.
"Maekar," Kat began, her voice shaking slightly despite her best efforts to maintain her Queen of the Gremlins armor. She reached into her pocket, pulling out her phone, and tossed it onto the coffee table between them. The screen lit up, displaying the final text message he had sent her from the boardroom. "We need to talk about this."
Maekar looked down at the illuminated screen. He read his own words.
I would be highly amenable to expanding the operation.
He didn't flinch. He didn't look embarrassed. A slow, incredibly calm expression settled over his handsome features. He lifted his eyes back to her face.
"We are talking about it," Maekar confirmed smoothly, unbothered by her panic.
"No, Maekar, listen to me," Kat pleaded, dragging her hands through her messy hair, her breath hitching in her throat. "It is way, way too early to be making jokes like that. You cannot just casually drop a text message about 'demographic expansion' into a conversation like it’s a quarterly earnings report."
"It was not a joke, Katherine," Maekar stated flatly.
"It has to be a joke!" Kat argued, her voice rising in pitch, her mismatched eyes wide and frantic. "Maekar, we have known each other for about a month! We have formally agreed to be in a relationship just before you left for your trip! We are currently operating under a strict, non-negotiable, six-month embargo where we aren't even allowed to kiss each other on the mouth!"
She hopped off the coffee table, the kinetic anxiety forcing her to move again. She took two steps back, wrapping her arms tightly around her stomach.
"You can't joke about having kids with me," Kat whispered, her voice cracking, the raw, bleeding, unhealed trauma of her childhood tearing through her defenses. "You just... you can't. Because if you joke about things like that, and I start to actually believe it, and then you realize six months from now that you don't actually want this life... it will destroy me. I need to know you're serious. I need to know you aren't just playing a game with me."
Maekar stared at her.
He saw the terror in her eyes. He saw the way she was holding herself, as if she were actively bracing for a physical blow. He remembered the conversation they had shared on the sofa days ago. He remembered the thirty-five foster families. He remembered the thirty-five times she had been told she was wanted, only to be thrown away the moment she became inconvenient.
The Ice Dragon vanished. The billionaire CEO evaporated.
Maekar stood up from the sofa. He moved with slow, deliberate gentle precision. He walked around the coffee table, stopping exactly one foot in front of her. He didn't touch her—he knew she was currently a live wire—but he used his height and his broad shoulders to eclipse her line of sight, forcing her to look only at him.
"Baby, look at me," Maekar commanded, his voice dropping into a low, vibrating whisper that resonated directly in her chest.
Kat slowly raised her head, a single, hot tear tracking down her cheek.
"I am not joking," Maekar swore, his eyes burning with a fierce permanent devotion. "I have never been more serious about a single operational objective in my entire thirty-six years of existence. I am not playing a game. I am not testing a hypothesis. You are the one thing I have never, ever been more sure about."
Kat swallowed hard, her throat painfully tight. "But... but it's only been about a month."
"I do not care if it has been a month, a day, or a decade," Maekar countered smoothly, refusing to yield an inch of ground. "Time is an irrelevant metric when the structural foundation is absolute. I know exactly what I want, Kat."
He took a slow breath, his chest expanding beneath the white shirt. He prepared to lay his highly guarded soul bare on the rug.
"I agreed to your six-month embargo," Maekar explained, his tone steady and resolute. "I agreed to the physical restrictions. And I will honor them. I am going at your pace, Kat. If you require six months of celibacy to trust me, I will give you six months. If you require a year, I will give you a year. I will wait as long as you need me to."
He paused, a dark intensity flooding his gaze.
"But," Maekar continued, his voice thick with raw, unfiltered emotion, "do not, for a single microsecond, mistake my patience for a lack of certainty. I know exactly where this is going. I see the endgame."
Kat stared at him, completely paralyzed. "You do?"
"I do," Maekar nodded slowly. "I see us married. I see you permanently occupying my master suite, with your neon wigs and your vintage clothing scattered across my floor. And I see us with a little girl. Perhaps two."
Kat’s breath caught in her throat. Her heart slammed against her ribs with such force she felt dizzy. The magnitude of the confession was staggering. He wasn't just talking about extending the contract. He was talking about marriage. He was talking about daughters.
She desperately needed to throw up a defensive barrier before her psychological infrastructure collapsed under the weight of his love.
"A little girl?" Kat choked out, grasping frantically for a logistical flaw in his flawless vision. She pointed a trembling finger at his chest. "Baelor specifically told me that your genetics are a nightmare. He said the Targaryen bloodline has produced exclusively male heirs for the last ten generations. He literally said you guys are cursed. You only have boys."
Maekar didn't even blink. He let out a low, deeply arrogant, entirely confident scoff.
"Baelor is a superstitious idiot," Maekar dismissed smoothly, waving a large hand. "There is no curse. It is simply a statistical anomaly. And I see you breaking that anomaly, Baby. You are the Queen of the Gremlins. You are entirely capable of overriding a ten-generation genetic sequence through chaotic willpower."
Kat let out a wet, hysterical bewildered laugh. "You think I can bully my own uterus into producing a girl?"
"I have absolute faith in your capacity for biological defiance," Maekar nodded solemnly. He stepped a fraction of an inch closer, a wicked, teasing smirk touching the corner of his lips. "And, if your initial attempt fails and we produce another boy... we will simply keep trying. We will continually execute the process until we successfully yield a female heir."
Kat’s eyes widened to the size of saucers. The panic instantly transmuted into a fiery, indignant spark of her signature northern sass.
"Excuse me?!" Kat shrieked, abandoning her defensive posture. She slapped her hands against her hips, glaring up at the towering man. "I am not being your broodmare, Dictionary Boy! I am not popping out a football team of silver-haired terrors just so you can finally buy a pink dress!"
Maekar threw his head back, letting out a loud, booming delighted laugh. The heavy, emotional tension in the room instantly fractured, replaced by the familiar, electric banter that defined their relationship.
"I am not requesting a football team, Kat," Maekar chuckled, looking back down at her. "I am simply suggesting a reasonable demographic expansion. I want four girls."
Kat gasped, her jaw dropping open in horror. "Four?! Are you out of your actual, fucking mind?! You already have four boys! You want to double the population of this estate?! Absolutely fucking not! One. You get one girl, and that is my final, non-negotiable offer."
Maekar’s negotiating instincts immediately engaged. He crossed his arms over his chest, his eyes gleaming with predatory amusement.
"One is mathematically insufficient," Maekar argued smoothly, adopting the tone he usually reserved for hostile takeovers. "It leaves the female demographic vastly outnumbered by the male contingent. It is an unbalanced ecosystem. Three."
"One!" Kat barked back, refusing to yield, tapping her foot aggressively against the rug.
"Baby," Maekar sighed heavily, adopting an expression of profound disappointment. "You are completely failing to grasp the basic, fundamental mechanics of a negotiation. When I counter-offer with three, you are meant to increase your initial offer to meet me in the middle. That is how diplomacy functions."
"No, I don't!" Kat argued fiercely, jabbing a finger into his solid chest. "I don't have to increase my offer because my initial offer was already generous, considering I am the one who has to actually carry the asset for nine months! I stayed at one, and you lowered from four to three! You are negotiating against yourself, you idiot!"
Maekar stared at her. He looked at the fiery, indignant, incredibly beautiful woman yelling at him about the logistical production of hypothetical infants. She had flawlessly outmaneuvered his negotiation tactic simply by refusing to play the game.
A helpless, desperately fond smile broke across his face.
"Fine," Maekar conceded, throwing his hands up in a gesture of uncharacteristic surrender. "Two. We will produce two girls. A highly reasonable, mathematically sound compromise."
Kat paused. She looked at him, her chest heaving slightly. She processed the number. She processed the fact that they were genuinely negotiating the exact number of children they were going to have together.
The panic had evaporated. In its place was a warm terrifying sense of certainty.
"Two," Kat whispered slowly, testing the word on her tongue. A soft beautiful smile touched her lips. "I can do two. It gives us a decent statistical chance to actually have a girl before we get overrun by more boys."
"Excellent," Maekar murmured, his voice dropping back into a vibrating hum.
He uncrossed his arms. He didn't step back. He looked down at her, the playful banter bleeding away, leaving only the raw, bleeding truth of his soul.
"Katherine," Maekar whispered, his eyes darkening with a intensity. "I see it. I see the entire trajectory."
Kat’s breath caught. "What do you see?"
"I see two little girls, possessing your chaotic spirit and your eyes," Maekar rumbled, his voice thick with emotion, mapping out the vision that had kept him awake in the Tokyo hotel suite. "I see them running through the halls of this estate, fearless, protected fiercely by four overbearing older brothers who will terrorize any civilian boy who dares to look at them."
Kat let out a soft, watery laugh, a fresh tear escaping her eye as the mental image took root in her own brain.
"I see us taking them around the world," Maekar continued, his gaze unwavering. "I see you dragging me to street markets in foreign cities, ignoring my security protocols. I see you brightening this miserable house, bringing color and noise and joy to my sons' lives."
He took a slow, deep breath, his chest rising and falling.
"But most importantly," Maekar whispered, stepping a fraction of an inch closer, his presence enveloping her. "I see myself going to bed next to you, every single night, for the rest of my existence. I see your face being the first thing I see when I open my eyes every single morning. And decades from now, I see us growing old together, surrounded by a horde of grandchildren who actively enjoy annoying me, exactly the way you do."
The living room was silent. The only sound was the crackle of the dying fire in the hearth.
Kat stood perfectly still.
She stared into the bottomless depths of his violet eyes. She looked for the joke. She looked for the lie. She looked for the inevitable trapdoor that every other foster family had eventually opened to drop her through.
There was nothing. There was only uncompromising permanence.
Kat’s jaw literally dropped open. Her eyes widened to the size of saucers, completely blown away by the staggering magnitude of his confession.
"Oh my fucking god," Kat breathed, her voice a barely audible, shocked whisper that echoed loudly in the quiet room.
She took a slow, stumbling step backward, breaking the magnetic pull of his proximity.
"You're serious," Kat gasped, her hands flying up to cover her mouth. She stared at him as if she were seeing him for the very first time. "You are actually serious."
"I am, Kat," Maekar confirmed softly, not moving to close the distance she had created, allowing her the space she desperately needed to process the information.
Kat dropped her hands, her eyes darting frantically across his handsome, stoic face.
"I can see it," Kat babbled, her northern accent rushing out in a frantic, overwhelmed tidal wave. "I can see it in your face, Maekar! It’s the look! It’s the exact same, terrifying, absolutely unhinged look that Lyonel gets on his face whenever he talks about Dunk! It’s the 'love at first sight, I am going to buy a farm and die with you' look!"
Maekar frowned slightly offended by the comparison to the underground cage fighter. "I assure you, my psychological faculties are significantly more refined than Lyonel’s."
"No, they aren't!" Kat shrieked, throwing her hands in the air. She spun on her heel, immediately beginning to pace a circuit around the perimeter of the rug. "You’re completely gone! You are fucking serious! Oh, gods. Oh, sweet merciful gods."
She paced rapidly, her bare feet thudding against the carpet, her hands pulling nervously at the thick fabric of her oversized hoodie.
"I thought it was a strategy!" Kat rambled, entirely talking to herself as Maekar watched her with patient amusement. "I thought you were just bored! But you aren't! You actually want to marry me! You want to have babies with me! You want grandchildren! You’re planning my retirement!"
"I am an efficient forward-planner, Baby," Maekar noted smoothly from the center of the room.
Kat stopped pacing. She spun back around to face him, her chest heaving, her eyes wild with a mixture of mind-numbing terror and the deepest, most profound joy she had ever experienced in her twenty-six years of life.
"Maekar," Kat whispered, her voice cracking. "This is huge. This is... this is everything. I have never had a family. I have never had someone look at me and actually want me to stay forever. I am so incredibly terrified right now."
The Ice Dragon didn't hesitate.
He didn't maintain the respectful distance anymore. He crossed the rug in two powerful strides. He didn't ask for permission. He reached out, his hands gripping her upper arms, pulling her forcefully against his chest.
Kat didn't fight him. She collapsed against his warmth, burying her face into the white cotton of his dress shirt, her hands wrapping desperately around his waist, clutching the fabric of his shirt as if he were the only solid object in a spinning universe.
Maekar wrapped his arms securely, around her small frame, engulfing her in his embrace. He rested his cheek against the top of her messy, silver-haired knot.
"I know you are terrified, Kat," Maekar murmured, his deep voice vibrating directly against her chest, a low, soothing, incredibly heavy rumble of pure comfort. "I know your history. I know what you have survived."
He tightened his grip, holding her so tightly she could feel the steady, rhythmic, powerful beat of his heart.
"But you do not need to panic," Maekar promised fiercely, his voice laced with absolute, unyielding conviction. "I am serious. I am terrifyingly serious. But I am going at your pace. I am honoring the embargo. Because I know, fundamentally, that you need me to prove it to you. You need me to prove that I will not abandon the perimeter."
Kat let out a wet, shuddering sob, her tears soaking into his expensive dress shirt. She nodded frantically against his chest, unable to speak.
"I will do it your way, Kitty," Maekar swore into her hair, his hands slowly, gently stroking up and down her spine, grounding her spiraling energy. "I will wait the six months. I will wait a year. Because I know that eventually, if I follow your rules... I will get what I want."
He paused, pressing a soft, lingering kiss to the top of her head.
"And I want forever," Maekar concluded simply, laying the unvarnished truth of his soul bare.
Kat stood in the center of the opulent, dimly lit living room, completely wrapped in the arms of the terrifying billionaire CEO. She felt the weight of his promise. She felt the safety, the security, the permanence of his love.
The thirty-five foster families who had thrown her away didn't matter anymore. The silent years she had spent hiding in her flat didn't matter.
She was home.
Kat took a long, deep, shuddering breath, inhaling the intoxicating scent of his cedar soap. The adrenaline slowly, finally began to bleed out of her veins, replaced by a warm, heavy peace.
"Oh," Kat whispered softly against his chest, a watery smile breaking across her tear-stained face. "Wow. Okay."
"Do not panic, Baby," Maekar murmured softly, his hand gently cupping the back of her head, holding her secure. "We have time."
Kat sniffled, pulling back just slightly to look up into his dark, devoted eyes. She saw the truth shining there.
"We have time," Kat nodded slowly, agreeing with the Ice Dragon for the very first time in her life. She reached up, wiping her tears away with the sleeve of her hoodie. She offered him a bright beautiful smile. "But if we’re having two girls, Dictionary Boy... I get to pick the names. Because your family has a terrible track record with naming conventions. I am not naming a child Visenya."
Maekar threw his head back, letting out a loud, rich happy laugh that echoed off the high ceilings of the estate.
"Deal," Maekar agreed smoothly, pulling her back against his chest, content to surrender the naming rights, the monopoly board, and his entire heart to the Queen of the Gremlins.
The Thursday lunchtime bell echoed through the yellow-painted corridors of King’s Row Academy, a harsh, grating, mechanical shriek that signaled the mass exodus of hundreds of starving kids. Within seconds, the thundering of footsteps faded, leaving the art department bathed in a rare and deeply appreciated silence.
Kat sat at her wooden teacher’s desk, letting out a long, slow weary exhale.
She dropped her dry-erase marker onto the paint-splattered surface, rolling her shoulders to release the tight, agonizing knot of tension that had taken up permanent residence at the base of her neck.
Her brain felt like it was actively attempting to short-circuit.
The last forty-eight hours had been a relentless, blinding whirlwind of PR crises, emotional declarations, and staggering domestic intimacy. She was still mentally reeling from the conversation she had shared with Maekar on Tuesday night. The Ice Dragon hadn't just admitted he wanted her to stay; he had formally laid out a comprehensive, decades-long trajectory that included marriage, four protective older brothers, and a highly negotiated minimum of two silver-haired daughters.
And if the sheer weight of his 'demographic expansion' plans wasn't enough to induce a panic attack, the crushing irony of the media situation was actively eating her alive.
Just yesterday, Maekar had sat on the sofa, holding her against his chest, and grumbled with annoyance about the official press release issued by the Barlaeris Corporation. He had literally rolled his eyes, muttered “fucking Blood Wyvern” into her hair, and complained about the invisible heiress’s patronizing well-wishes, oblivious to the fact that the woman he was holding was the very same corporate ghost who had authorized the statement.
The guilt was a suffocating lead weight in Kat’s stomach. The clock was ticking. Markl was right; she had a month. She had exactly one month to solidify this impossible, beautiful foundation before she had to detonate the billionaire heiress bomb and pray to the old gods that the blast radius didn't completely obliterate her new family.
"Right. Stop spiraling, Kitty," Kat muttered to herself, shaking her head to clear the dark thoughts. "Focus on the present. Eat the sandwich."
She reached into her bag, pulling out a slightly squashed, uninspiring ham and cheese sandwich she had hastily assembled at the estate that morning.
She glanced over the edge of her desk.
Set up in the playpen was Aegon. The one-year-old was unbothered by corporate monopolies or secret identities. He was currently wearing a soft, pale yellow knitted jumper, happily chewing on the ear of a plastic, neon-green dinosaur while simultaneously trying to kick a soft foam block across the enclosure.
"Hey, Egg," Kat smiled, the anxiety in her chest instantly melting into a puddle of warm, fierce affection. "Want to call Uncle Lyonel and the giant?"
Aegon, hearing her voice, immediately dropped the dinosaur and pulled himself up using the mesh netting of the playpen. He babbled happily, slapping his hands against the barrier. "Aaaah! Ba! MAMA!"
"I'll take that as a yes," Kat chuckled.
She grabbed her iPad from her bag, propping it up against a stack of graded sketchbooks on her desk, ensuring the front-facing camera had a clear, unobstructed view of both her and the baby in the playpen below. She tapped the screen, navigating to her favorites list, and initiated a FaceTime call to a combined contact saved simply as 'The Giant & The Bruiser'.
The video feed rang twice, the loud, digital chime echoing in the quiet classroom.
On the third ring, the screen flared to life.
The immediate visual was a jarring, blur of motion. The camera was apparently fumbling through the air, capturing glimpses of a corrugated metal ceiling, blindingly bright halogen work lamps, and the distinct, unmistakable backdrop of a heavily grease-stained commercial auto garage. The loud, metallic whirrr-clack-clack of a pneumatic impact wrench echoed sharply through the iPad’s speakers.
Suddenly, the camera stabilized.
Filling the entire screen was the massive, incredibly earnest, fiercely golden-retriever face of Duncan Hart.
Kat’s older brother was, as always, an absolute mountain of a man. He was six-foot-eleven, his broad muscled shoulders barely fitting into the digital frame. He was wearing a filthy, dark navy blue mechanic’s jumpsuit, unzipped to the waist to reveal a plain white t-shirt that was covered in dark, oxidized oil stains. His messy, thick brown hair was sticking up in every direction, and a horizontal smear of black engine grease was painted directly across his left cheekbone.
But it was his eyes that dominated the frame. They were huge, bright, and the exact shade of clear blue sky, currently crinkled at the edges in an expression of joy.
He didn't even look at Kat. He entirely ignored his little sister who had initiated the call.
Dunk’s eyes locked instantly onto the bottom half of the screen, zeroing in on the silver-haired baby pulling himself up in the playpen.
"Is that my little dragon?!" Dunk bellowed, his deep, booming, incredibly warm voice vibrating so loudly through the iPad speakers that Kat actually had to reach forward and turn the volume down two notches. "Is that the squishiest, most handsome little lad in the entire city?!"
Aegon’s head snapped up at the sound of the booming voice. The boy let out a loud, hysterical shriek of absolute delight, instantly abandoning his grip on the mesh netting to flap his arms up and down.
"Du! DU! Du!" Aegon cheered, recognizing the man on the screen.
Dunk’s face practically split in half with a beaming smile. He leaned closer to the phone ignoring his surroundings.
"Look at you!" Dunk cooed, his voice jumping an entire octave into a ridiculous, sugary-sweet register that was at odds with his hulking physique. "You’re wearing a yellow jumper! You look like a little sunshine! Did you miss Uncle Dunk? Because Uncle Dunk missed you!"
Kat sat at her desk, her half-eaten ham sandwich suspended inches from her mouth. She stared at the screen, letting out a soft, amused sigh as she watched her giant, grease-covered brother completely melt into a puddle of paternal mush over the little boy.
As Dunk continued to make a series of rapid, exaggerated, highly ridiculous clicking noises to make Aegon laugh, a second figure smoothly, quietly slid into the camera frame.
Lyonel appeared over Dunk’s shoulder.
The contrast between the two men was always, fundamentally, aesthetically staggering. Where Dunk was covered in industrial waste and dressed in a cheap jumpsuit, Lyonel was immaculate. The former underground cage fighter turned corporate heir was wearing a dark yellow, tailored dress shirt, the sleeves rolled up to expose the dark ink of his tattoos covering his forearms. His dark hair was styled effortlessly, his sharp jawline set in a relaxed, confident line.
He looked like a man who owned half the city. Which, technically, he did.
Lyonel didn't say anything. He simply rested his chin casually near Dunk’s shoulder, his striking eyes flicking up from the baby to look directly at Kat.
Kat looked at Lyonel. Lyonel looked at Kat.
An silent complex conversation passed between them in the span of three seconds.
Is he actually going to acknowledge my existence today? Kat’s raised eyebrow asked.
Absolutely not, Lyonel’s slow, deeply amused smirk replied. He has completely tunnel-visioned. We do not exist to him right now.
Kat let out a loud, exaggerated snort, taking a bite of her sandwich. She leaned back in her chair, deciding to simply talk over the barrage of baby-talk currently dominating the audio feed.
"So," Kat announced loudly, chewing her food and speaking directly to the corporate heir on the screen. "How’s the garage today, Lyonel? Has the giant managed to rebuild an entire transmission yet, or has he just been staring at pictures of spark plugs?"
Lyonel chuckled, a low, smooth sound that rumbled through the speakers. He didn't move away from Dunk. He casually slung an arm around the back of the mechanic's chair.
"He is currently attempting to resurrect the block of a 1972 Porsche," Lyonel reported, his eyes warm with an intense, unwavering devotion as he glanced at the side of Dunk’s face. "Though his productivity has halted since the iPad rang. I believe the Porsche is officially dead for the remainder of the afternoon."
"I can fix it later!" Dunk protested absently, not even looking away from the screen as he wiggled his oil-stained fingers at the camera. "Who’s a good boy? Is it Egg? Yes it is!"
Kat rolled her eyes, swallowing her food. "Right. Well, since my brother is currently operating on the intellectual level of a golden retriever puppy, I am going to talk to you, Lyonel. Because I need to vent, and I need the perspective of a arrogant corporate dictator to help me process my current psychological crisis."
Lyonel raised an eyebrow, his full attention immediately shifting back to Kat. The playful amusement in his eyes sharpened into a focused intelligence.
"A psychological crisis regarding your specific, arrogant corporate dictator, I presume?" Lyonel asked smoothly. "What has Maekar Targaryen done now? Did he purchase another ten-thousand-pound piece of furniture because you sneezed?"
"Worse," Kat groaned, dragging a hand down her face, ignoring Dunk, who was currently attempting to teach Aegon how to blow a raspberry through the screen. "So much worse, Lyonel. He didn't buy furniture. He bought into the future."
Lyonel tilted his head slightly. "Explain."
Kat took a deep breath, looking around the empty classroom to ensure no one was eavesdropping.
"We had a conversation on Tuesday night," Kat began, her voice dropping into a frantic, hushed whisper. "I confronted him about a text message he sent me from his boardroom. He made a joke about 'demographic expansion'. So I sat him down, and I told him he couldn't joke about having kids with me, because we’ve only been together for five minutes and I need to know he’s serious."
Lyonel let out a short, knowing laugh. "And let me guess. The Ice Dragon informed you that he was entirely, mathematically, unconditionally serious?"
"He mapped out our entire lives, Lyonel!" Kat shrieked quietly, her hands flying up into her messy red wig. "He didn't just say he was serious! He looked me dead in the eye, told me he sees us married, and then he actively, genuinely negotiated the exact number of daughters we are going to have! We settled on two! He wants two girls! He literally described them running around the estate being protected by his sons!"
Lyonel’s eyes widened slightly in surprise, a low whistle escaping his lips.
"Damn," Lyonel murmured, thoroughly impressed. "The man does not play games. He locked onto the target and deployed the entire armada."
"I am entirely fucked, Lyonel!" Kat hissed, dropping her head onto the wooden desk with a dull thud. "It’s wild! It is so incredibly fast! It’s... it’s Lyonel-level serious! That’s how intense it is!"
On the screen, Lyonel let out a rich, booming laugh that caused Dunk to finally glance over his shoulder for a fraction of a second.
"I will take that as a compliment, Kat," Lyonel smirked, unapologetic about his own notoriously intense, overwhelming brand of devotion. "Though I must admit, I am highly impressed by Maekar’s velocity. He operates with exceptional efficiency."
"It isn't a compliment, you dick!" Kat groaned from the desk, turning her head to glare at the screen with one eye. "It’s terrifying! Do you know what it’s like to have a billionaire look at you like you are the absolute center of the universe after a month? I grew up in the foster system! I am used to being returned to sender! This level of permanence is actively short-circuiting my nervous system!"
Lyonel’s expression softened instantly. The arrogant, corporate heir melted away, replaced by the fiercely protective, deeply empathetic man who had spent years loving a broken, insecure giant.
He understood the trauma. He understood the paralyzing fear of being chosen so definitively when you had spent your entire life believing you were unlovable.
"Kat," Lyonel said gently, his voice losing all its teasing edge. "Is it the Barlaeris name?"
Kat paused, lifting her head slowly from the desk. "What do you mean?"
"I mean," Lyonel elaborated, leaning closer to the camera, his blue eyes intent, "do you and your brother just inherently assume that everyone is joking when they say they want you? Do you genuinely believe that the affection of a man like Maekar Targaryen—or myself—is some sort of elaborate, highly funded prank?"
Kat swallowed hard, her throat tightening. She looked at Dunk, who was currently making a series of bizarre, highly exaggerated popping noises with his lips, oblivious to the heavy psychological analysis occurring two feet away from him.
"I don't think it’s a prank," Kat whispered, her eyes dropping to the wood grain of her desk. "I just... I get it now. I get Dunk. For years, I watched you follow my brother around this city like a lost handsome puppy. I watched you buy him tools, and take him to dinners, and look at him like he hung the stars in the sky. And I watched Dunk utterly panic and write it off as 'bro behavior' because he fundamentally could not process the idea that someone like you could want someone like him."
Kat looked back up at the screen, her eyes shining with a raw, painful vulnerability.
"I used to tease him about it," Kat confessed softly. "I used to tell him he was an idiot for not seeing it. But now? Now I am sitting on the receiving end of that exact same, terrifying intensity from an Ice Dragon, and I am absolutely spiraling."
Lyonel let out a soft, understanding sigh. He reached up, running a hand through his dark hair.
"You and Dunk are survivors, Kat," Lyonel murmured gently. "You built fortresses to keep the world out because the world hurt you. It is entirely logical that you panic when someone simply walks up to the gate and demands the keys."
Kat let out a wet, cynical laugh, wiping a stray tear from beneath her eyes.
"I know," Kat sniffled, pointing an accusatory finger at the screen. "But you know what else? You and Maekar are absolute dicks."
Lyonel raised an eyebrow, highly amused. "Excuse me?"
"You are!" Kat argued, her northern sass returning with a vengeance. "You are both obsessive, deeply arrogant billionaires! You don't ease people into this insanity! You don't take us on a few casual dates to the cinema and hold our hands! You just dive headfirst into the deep end! You literally bought Dunk a country estate with a massive barn just so he could have a bigger garage! Maekar is currently sleeping on a living room sofa every single night because he refuses to sleep without me! It’s unhinged!"
Lyonel threw his head back, his booming laughter echoing loudly through the garage on his end of the line.
"We are men who know the value of a premium asset, Kat," Lyonel countered flawlessly, completely unashamed. "When you find the one thing in the universe that actually makes the noise stop, you do not casually court it. You secure the perimeter."
"You’re a psycho," Kat muttered fondly.
"Perhaps," Lyonel smirked. He leaned forward, resting his elbows on his knees, a wicked, self-deprecating gleam in his eye. "But in the grand scheme of unhinged billionaires, you must admit that Maekar is currently vastly outperforming my operational timeline."
Kat frowned. "What do you mean?"
"I mean," Lyonel sighed, gesturing dramatically toward the massive, grease-covered mechanic currently blowing raspberries at an iPad. "Maekar has successfully negotiated a committed relationship, a six-month physical embargo, and the exact production numbers of your future offspring. He has his partner actively understanding that he is serious."
Lyonel paused, a look of deeply comical agony crossing his handsome face.
"Meanwhile," Lyonel complained, his voice dropping into a dramatic whisper, "I have been actively, aggressively throwing my entire soul, my inherited wealth, and my physical dignity at that giant for three consecutive years... and he still genuinely believes I am just a very enthusiastic, platonic friend who really enjoys changing brake pads."
Kat burst into a loud, ringing laugh, slapping her hand against the desk.
"Oh, my god," Kat wheezed, shaking her head. "You poor, suffering bastard."
"It is humiliating, Kat," Lyonel grumbled, though his eyes were warm as he looked at Dunk. "To be fair, Maekar is significantly further along the integration path than I am. Perhaps I should contact the Ice Dragon and ask him to forward me his playbook. I need to know how he actually got you to listen to him without fleeing the continent."
"He didn't give me a choice," Kat grinned. "He essentially held his own children hostage until I agreed to stay."
"A flawless tactical maneuver," Lyonel noted approvingly. "I will consider implementing a similar strategy."
The playful, teasing energy hung in the air for a moment, light and comfortable. But as Kat looked at the screen, the dark shadow of the impending disaster crept back into her mind, suffocating the laughter.
The smile slowly faded from Kat’s face. She pulled her knees up to her chest, resting her chin on her arms.
"You can ask him for his playbook, Lyonel," Kat murmured, her voice dropping into a quiet anxious register. "If he is still actually talking to me in a month's time."
Lyonel frowned, the humor immediately vanishing from his posture. He recognized the tone. It was the tone of a woman preparing for an execution.
"What happens in a month, Kat?" Lyonel asked softly.
Kat squeezed her eyes shut. "In a month... I have to tell him. I have to tell him exactly who I am. I have to tell him about the Barlaeris Corporation. I have to tell him that the woman he is planning a life with is the exact same 'fucking Blood Wyvern' he spent twenty minutes ranting about yesterday morning."
Lyonel fell silent. The man understood the magnitude of the secret. He understood the unforgiving nature of the industry, and he understood the high stakes of Targaryen Enterprises’ rivalry with the Barlaeris conglomerate.
"I’m so panicked, Lyonel," Kat whispered, a tremor of genuine fear shaking her voice. "I’m more panicked now than I have ever been. Because now I know he’s serious. Now I know what I stand to lose. When I tell him that I’ve been lying to his face every single day... when I tell him that I am the corporate ghost he actively despises... he is going to react badly. He is going to hate me."
Lyonel didn't offer a quick, polite platitude. He didn't tell her it was all in her head. He was a man of the corporate world; he knew exactly how explosive the revelation would be.
"Kat," Lyonel said, his voice slow, measured, and incredibly grounded. "Listen to me. You are being too hard on yourself."
Kat scoffed wetly. "I’m lying to him."
"You are protecting yourself," Lyonel corrected firmly. "And, to be brutally honest, we call you Kat. We only ever call you Lindsay in public, or in highly restricted business meetings. You have never been the Blood Wyvern in your soul. The Blood Wyvern is a corporate mask. It is a legal entity you inherited. It is not who you are."
Kat looked up, her blue lenses wide and vulnerable. "But he hates the mask."
"He hates the corporate entity that steals his shipping lanes," Lyonel clarified smoothly. "But the woman he is coming home to? The woman he is currently sleeping on a sofa for? That is Kat. That is the real you. He is seeing the unfiltered, chaotic truth of your personality. You aren't faking the art teacher. You aren't faking your love for those boys."
Lyonel leaned closer to the screen, his eyes burning with an unwavering certainty that anchored Kat’s spiraling panic.
"When you tell him the truth, Kat," Lyonel stated, his voice ringing with quiet authority. "Will there be a rift? Absolutely. The man’s pride is massive, and he will undoubtedly be furious that he was outmaneuvered. He will likely roar, and pace, and burn a few metaphorical villages."
Kat flinched, dreading the inevitable explosion.
"But," Lyonel promised, his tone softening into profound reassurance, "he will get over it. I am absolutely sure of it. He will get over the deception, just like I got over Dunk’s insecurities and his terrifying habit of adopting stray cats. Because when a man like Maekar Targaryen decides that you are his forever... a corporate rivalry is not going to break the foundation. It will be a storm, Kat. But you will be fine."
Kat stared at the screen. She absorbed the rational, incredibly comforting wisdom of the former cage fighter. Lyonel wasn't sugarcoating it. He acknowledged the storm, but he promised the house would stand.
"You think?" Kat whispered, her voice fragile with hope.
"I know," Lyonel smiled warmly. "The Ice Dragon is conquered. The shipping lanes are irrelevant."
Before Kat could offer a tearful thanks, a massive, grease-stained face suddenly shoved its way back into the center of the camera frame, completely obscuring Lyonel.
"Who’s irrelevant?!" Dunk demanded loudly, his thick eyebrows pulling together in genuine, golden-retriever confusion. He blinked at the screen, oblivious to the deep emotional therapy session that had just concluded. "What are we talking about? Did I miss something?"
Kat let out a loud, wet snort of laughter, wiping the tears from her eyes. The emotional whiplash was staggering, but incredibly welcome.
"You missed everything, you massive idiot," Kat laughed, her northern accent returning. She pointed at the screen. "You have been entirely absorbed by the baby for fifteen minutes. We were talking about bringing Egg to see you this weekend, actually."
Dunk’s face instantly transformed. The confusion vanished, replaced by an expression of blinding ecstasy.
"Seriously?!" Dunk boomed, his voice practically vibrating the iPad off the desk. "You’re bringing him down to the garage?! This weekend?!"
"Yeah, Dunk," Kat grinned, leaning forward. "Because at the exact rate Maekar is currently going, Egg is going to be your official nephew before Christmas. And you are going to be an uncle to four boys, and, if Maekar gets lucky with the genetics, two very colourful little girls."
Dunk stopped breathing.
He stared at the screen. He processed the information. He processed the title. Uncle to four boys. Two girls.
The giant, muscled mechanic didn't say a word. His eyes simply filled to the brim with tears. He looked like the world’s largest, happiest, most emotionally overwhelmed puppy dog that had just been handed a lifetime supply of treats. A brilliant, wobbly, smile broke across his grease-stained face.
"Uncle Dunk," Dunk whispered to himself, the words carrying a weight of beautiful reverence. He looked down at the bottom of the screen, where Aegon was still happily banging a shaker against the playpen. "I’m going to have nephews."
Kat’s heart swelled with so much love for her brother it actually hurt.
From behind Dunk, Lyonel Baratheon stepped slightly to the side, leaning against a tool cabinet. The corporate heir wasn't looking at Kat anymore.
Lyonel was looking solely at Dunk.
His striking eyes traced the line of Dunk’s shoulders, the messy brown hair, the grease on his cheek, and the beautiful, unfiltered joy radiating from the giant’s face. The look in Lyonel’s eyes was so fiercely tender, so incredibly, unapologetically devoted, it practically stole the air from the room.
"I can teach the boys how to box," Lyonel murmured softly, his voice a low rumble directed at the back of Dunk’s head. "I have a heavy bag at the new estate. We can set up a ring in the barn. I can teach them footwork."
Dunk sniffled, wiping a grease-stained wrist across his watering eyes. He turned his head slightly, looking over his shoulder at the handsome man leaning against the cabinet.
Dunk offered Lyonel a blinding sincere smile.
"You’ll be a really good dad, Lyonel," Dunk said softly, his voice thick with genuine admiration, devoid of any romantic awareness. "Any kid would be lucky to have you teach them."
Lyonel didn't flinch at the accidental friend-zoning. He didn't sigh in frustration.
He simply pushed off the tool cabinet, stepping closer until he was standing directly behind the giant. He reached out, his hand resting lightly, possessively on Dunk’s shoulder.
"No, Dunk," Lyonel corrected, his voice dropping into a quiet, vibrating whisper that carried flawlessly through the microphone. "We. We will be great parents."
Dunk froze.
The mechanic’s brain short-circuited. He processed the pronoun. We.
A furious blush exploded across Dunk’s face, turning his skin a deep, glowing shade of crimson beneath the engine grease. He let out a high-pitched, panicked squeak, completely unable to maintain eye contact with the intense, beautiful man standing behind him.
Dunk instantly spun back around, burying his burning face in his hands, refusing to look at the camera or at Lyonel.
"Who’s a good baby?!" Dunk shouted frantically into his hands, redirecting his existence back toward Aegon in a desperate attempt to flee the romantic tension. "Egg is a good baby! Yes he is!"
Kat sat at her desk, her hand clamped securely over her mouth to muffle her hysterical laughter.
Lyonel remained standing behind the panicked giant. He didn't push it. He simply let his hand rest on Dunk’s shoulder, a slow fond, deeply patient smile touching his lips.
He looked up, meeting Kat’s eyes through the camera lens.
"Any day now, Kat," Lyonel murmured softly, his eyes shining with a fierce, unwavering beautiful promise. "Any day now, he is finally going to believe me when I tell him that I love him with a fury that would have absolutely shocked my ancestors."
Kat lowered her hand, her heart aching with the sheer beauty of the scene playing out on her iPad.
She looked at her broken, beautiful brother hiding his blushing face in his hands. She looked at the devoted corporate heir standing behind him, willing to wait an eternity for the giant to simply turn around.
"You guys are the cutest, most infuriatingly pure couple I know," Kat whispered sincerely, a soft smile spreading across her face.
"We try," Lyonel winked. "Bring the heir down on Saturday. We will prepare the barn for the invasion."
"See you Saturday, Lyonel," Kat promised. "Love you, Dunk!"
"Love you too, Mama Wyvern!" Dunk yelled from behind his hands, still refusing to look at the screen.
Kat laughed, reaching out and tapping the red end-call button.
The screen went black.
Kat sat in the quiet art room, the sounds of Aegon’s plastic shaker echoing softly from the playpen. The panic that had gripped her chest all morning had significantly receded, replaced by a warm, solid, grounded sense of hope.
Lyonel was right. The storm was coming. The Blood Wyvern revelation would undoubtedly trigger an explosion that would shake the very foundations of the Targaryen estate.
But as Kat thought about Maekar sleeping on the living room sofa, wrapped in a throw blanket simply to be near her... she knew the house would stand.
The Ice Dragon was conquered. And the Wyvern was finally ready to surrender.
Notes:
If you’re ready for the Saturday Garage Invasion and Baelor maybe to meet Dunk, please leave a kudos and/or a comment!
Chapter 44: Chapter Forty-Four: Catastrophic System Failure
Summary:
In which Lyonel starts a "Fight Club," and the Baelor experiences a "Systemic Meltdown" over Earl Grey.
Song recommendation for this chapter -
Boyfriend – Dove Cameron
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
The undisputed tragedy of the corporate empire was that it did not observe the sanctity of the weekend.
Saturday morning dawned crisp, blindingly bright, and bitterly cold across the Targaryen estate. Inside the foyer, the atmosphere was a tense, buzzing mixture of excitement from the younger contingent and brooding irritation from the Ice Dragon.
Maekar was standing near the front doors, looking like a man who was actively suppressing the urge to commit a felony. He was dressed in a sharp, unforgiving, three-piece navy blue suit, his silver hair slicked back with militant precision. He looked devastating, but his eyes were practically vibrating with lethal frustration.
"It is a Saturday, Sterling," Maekar growled into his phone, pacing a tight, predatory line across the marble floor. "The Asian markets are closed. The American markets are closed. Why, precisely, does the board of directors require an emergency, in-person summit at ten o'clock in the morning?"
Kat, who was currently attempting to wrestle a squirming, uncooperative Aegon into a miniature, bright yellow puffy snowsuit, looked up and offered the man a unsympathetic smirk.
"Because you hard-launched an art teacher on your Instagram, Dictionary Boy," Kat teased, her northern accent echoing loudly. "You brought this upon yourself. Deal with your shareholders."
Maekar halted his pacing, dropping the phone from his ear to shoot her a dark, intensely betrayed glare.
"I am attempting to protect your privacy, Katherine, and this is the gratitude I receive?" Maekar rumbled, though the freezing hostility in his voice melted instantly as he looked at her.
Kat was dressed for the country. She was wearing her faded distressed black jeans, a tight black long-sleeved thermal, and oversized, vintage denim vest covered in punk patches. Her silver hair was hidden beneath a bubblegum-pink lace-front wig, styled into twin French braids that fell over her shoulders. Her mismatched eyes were obscured by a pair of warm brown contact lenses.
She looked nothing like the Blood Wyvern. She looked like a riot.
"We are heading out!" Daeron announced, marching down the staircase followed closely by Aemon, Aerion, Valarr, and Matarys. The five older boys were practically vibrating with excited energy. They were dressed in casual weekend clothes—hoodies, thick winter coats, and trainers— shedding the suffocating, rigid aesthetic of their St. Jude’s uniforms.
"Have you got the snacks?" Kat asked, zipping Aegon’s snowsuit to his chin.
"We have the snacks, Mam!" Aerion cheered, hoisting a bag over his shoulder.
Maekar sighed, slipping his phone into the inner pocket of his suit jacket. He walked over to the group, his frame towering over them.
"You will observe absolute discipline while visiting Mr. Baratheon’s estate," Maekar instructed his sons, his voice dropping into its familiar, authoritative cadence. "You will not damage the antique vehicles. You will respectfully adhere to whatever structural boundaries are established."
"We will, Father," Aemon promised smoothly, adjusting his glasses.
Maekar nodded, satisfied. He turned his gaze onto Kat. The corporate dictator evaporated, leaving only the man who was annoyed that he was missing out on a domestic excursion.
He closed the distance between them. He didn't care about the five teenagers watching them. He reached his hands out, resting them gently but securely on Kat’s hips, pulling her flush against his suit.
"I am irritated that I cannot accompany you," Maekar murmured, his voice dropping into a low, husky register, ignoring the chaotic babbling of the baby she was holding.
"You’ll survive, Maekar," Kat smiled softly, looking up into his eyes. "Go yell at some executives. Assert your dominance. We’ll be fine."
Maekar leaned down. He respected the six-month embargo—he did not aim for her lips—but he pressed a firm, lingering kiss against her cheek, inhaling the scent of her vanilla shampoo.
"Drive safely, Baby," Maekar breathed against her skin. "I will return to the estate by late afternoon."
"See you later, Dragon," Kat winked, her heart executing a familiar, heavy flutter against her ribs.
She turned, herding the five older boys and the baby out through the doors and into the freezing winter air. Thomas had already pulled the matte-black Mercedes G-Wagon up to the front steps. It was the only vehicle in the Targaryen fleet capable of transporting the entire, chaotic horde simultaneously.
"Right, gremlins, pile in!" Kat ordered.
The drive out of central and into the frost-covered countryside took just over an hour. The G-Wagon was loud, filled with the overlapping, excited chatter of the boys discussing the mythical legends they had heard regarding Lyonel Baratheon’s underground cage-fighting career.
When Kat finally turned the SUV off the main country road and onto the private, gravel driveway of Lyonel’s new estate, a collective, awestruck silence fell over the cabin.
The property was breathtaking. It wasn't the cold, imposing gothic architecture of the Targaryen country manor. It was a beautifully restored Victorian farmhouse, constructed from warm red brick and draped in dormant, winter-bare ivy.
But it wasn't the house that commanded attention.
Set back from the main residence, dominating the property, was a gargantuan, newly constructed barn. It was a masterpiece of industrial-chic engineering, featuring massive, corrugated metal rolling doors, towering glass skylights, and enough square footage to house a commercial airplane.
Kat parked the G-Wagon near the barn, cutting the engine.
Before she could even unbuckle her seatbelt, the metal rolling door of the barn began to rise with a loud, mechanical hum.
Dunk was standing in the threshold.
The giant mechanic was a mountain of a man. He stood six-foot-eleven, his broad, thickly muscled shoulders completely blocking out the sun. He was wearing his usual stained dark navy jumpsuit, unzipped to the waist to reveal a plain white t-shirt. A smear of black engine grease decorated his jawline, but his thick brown hair was relatively tidy, and his massive, eyes were shining with a blindingly bright excitement.
"Uncle Dunk!" Aerion cheered, throwing the back door open and scrambling out of the vehicle.
Dunk didn't even look at the older boys. He didn't look at Kat. He marched directly toward the open rear door of the G-Wagon, his hands reaching out with trembling, desperate anticipation.
Kat unbuckled Aegon from his car seat.
"Alright, giant, incoming!" Kat laughed, hoisting the yellow-snowsuited toddler into the air.
Dunk snatched the baby from her hands. He didn't just hold Aegon; he pulled the baby flush against his chest, wrapping his huge arms around the small frame. He buried his face in the baby's silver curls, letting out a loud, shuddering breath of pure, unfiltered joy.
"Oh, my gods, look at him," Dunk whispered reverently, his deep voice cracking with emotion. He pulled back slightly, looking at the toddler’s chubby face and wide eyes. "He is absolutely perfect. Hello, little dragon! I’m your Uncle Dunk!"
"Aaaaah!" Aegon shrieked happily, entirely unbothered by the giant's imposing size, immediately grabbing a fistful of Dunk’s messy brown hair.
"He is mine for the remainder of the day," Dunk announced, looking at Kat with determination. "You are not getting him back until you leave."
"I am perfectly fine with that arrangement," Kat grinned, stretching her arms above her head as she stepped out of the driver’s seat. "You take the baby duty. I’m off the clock."
As Dunk continued to coo and babble at the silver-haired infant, a second figure emerged from the shadows of the barn.
Lyonel stepped into the winter sunlight.
The corporate heir looked nothing like a corporate heir. He had shed his tailored, burgundy dress shirts. He was wearing a pair of loose, dark grey athletic sweatpants and a tight, sleeveless black compression shirt that clung to the dense muscle mass of his chest and torso. The dark, intricate tattoos covering his forearms and biceps were on full display. His dark hair was tied back in a short, messy knot at the nape of his neck, and his striking brown eyes were sharp and alert.
He exuded a dark energy that immediately silenced the five Targaryen teenagers.
Lyonel walked forward, stopping beside Dunk. He looked at the five boys standing near the G-Wagon, his eyes sweeping over them with a calm, assessing gaze.
"Daeron, Aemon, Aerion, Valarr, Matarys," Lyonel greeted, his voice a low, smooth, deep baritone that carried effortlessly over the crunching gravel. "Welcome to Storms End."
"Good morning, Mr. Baratheon," Daeron replied formally, stepping forward as the oldest heir, extending his hand.
Lyonel didn't shake his hand. He stepped forward and clapped Daeron firmly on the shoulder, a casual gesture that bypassed the aristocratic protocols the boys were accustomed to.
"It’s Lyonel, kid," he corrected smoothly. A wicked, anticipatory smirk spread across his face. He looked at the five teenagers, who were all staring at his tattooed arms with wide, awestruck eyes.
"So," Lyonel drawled, cracking his knuckles with a resonant pop. "Dunk has claimed the infant. Which means you lot are my problem for the morning. Who wants to hit things?"
The boys' eyes lit up like fireworks.
"I do!" Aerion shouted, practically vibrating.
"Are we actually permitted to engage in physical combat?" Aemon asked, adjusting his glasses, his historical curiosity piqued by the prospect of applied violence.
"We are permitted to do whatever the fuck we want out here," Lyonel laughed, turning and gesturing toward the interior of the barn. "I had a professional boxing ring installed in the back corner yesterday. Come on. I’ll show you how to throw a proper left hook without breaking your fragile wrists."
The boys cheered, abandoning Kat and swarming after the former underground cage fighter, disappearing into the depths of the barn.
Kat stood near the G-Wagon, watching the wonderful scene unfold. Dunk was currently bouncing a giggling Aegon on his hip, completely absorbed in the baby. Lyonel was actively orchestrating a teenage fight club.
It was perfect.
"Right," Kat announced, grabbing her tote bag from the front seat. "I am going to explore the house. Do not let Aegon eat any motor oil, Dunk."
"I would never!" Dunk gasped indignantly, pressing a kiss to the baby's cheek.
Kat turned and walked up the gravel path toward the beautiful red-brick farmhouse.
She let herself in through the front doors. The interior was stunning. It was clear that Lyonel had spared absolutely no expense. The floors were restored, wide-plank oak. The open-concept kitchen featured state-of-the-art appliances and a butcher-block island. The living room boasted a roaring stone fireplace and deep, plush leather sofas.
It was warm. It was masculine. And it was designed for two people.
Every single architectural choice, every piece of furniture, screamed of Lyonel’s desperate, overwhelming desire to build a permanent home for the giant mechanic currently playing with a baby in the barn. It was a multi-million-pound trap baited with love and vintage car parts.
Kat wandered through the ground floor, admiring the exposed timber beams, feeling a sense of peace. The boys were safe. Her brother was happy. The Ice Dragon was currently yelling at executives in the city.
She walked into the sun-drenched conservatory attached to the back of the house, sinking into a comfortable wicker armchair with a sigh of relief.
Fifty miles away, back in the silent halls of the Targaryen estate, Baelor was currently experiencing a minor logistical crisis.
He was standing in the center of the nursery, wearing a pair of comfortable dark denim jeans and a soft, cream-colored cashmere sweater.
The house was empty. Maekar was at headquarters. Kat had taken the horde to the countryside.
Baelor looked down at the mahogany changing table.
Sitting squarely in the center of the mat was the white, odd-eyed plush cat that Maekar had purchased in Tokyo, and immediately next to it was the insulated thermal bottle containing Aegon’s specialized, lactose-free milk formula.
Kat had forgotten them. In the rushing madness of the morning departure, the Queen of the Gremlins had left the most critical logistical supplies behind.
Baelor stared at the plush cat and the bottle.
He could, theoretically, call Thomas. He could instruct the chauffeur to deliver the items to the Baratheon estate. It was the logical, aristocratic, expected course of action.
But Baelor didn't want to call Thomas.
He was incredibly curious. The conversation he had shared with Kat had fundamentally rewired his internal psychological landscape. He had spent the last week conducting intense, highly private internet research into the dynamics of 'power bottoming'. He had accepted the reality that he was newly, unabashedly looking to explore his sexuality.
And Kat had spent twenty minutes describing her brother.
She had described a six-foot-eleven giant. A mechanic. A man built like an brick shithouse with the personality of a golden retriever and the broad shoulders of a titan.
Baelor wanted to see the giant. He needed a valid, unimpeachable excuse to drive to the country estate and visually verify the staggering, highly specific description his sister-in-law-in-spirit had provided.
"I shall deliver the provisions myself," Baelor announced to the empty nursery, a thrilling spark of entirely un-political adrenaline flaring in his chest.
He grabbed the white plush cat and the thermal bottle, shoving them into a leather messenger bag. He bypassed the armored Maybach, heading down to the subterranean garage and sliding into the driver's seat of his own, personal vehicle—a stunning, metallic-silver Aston Martin DB11 that he rarely had the opportunity to drive.
The drive out to country was rather therapeutic. He pushed the powerful engine, enjoying the freedom of the open road, unburdened by Jena’s toxic presence or the suffocating weight of parliamentary protocol.
When Baelor finally pulled the Aston Martin onto the gravel driveway of the red-brick estate, he was feeling confident. He was the Shadow Minister. He was a man of the world.
He parked the silver sports car near Kat’s G-Wagon.
He grabbed his leather messenger bag and stepped out into the freezing winter air.
He looked toward the red-brick house. It was silent. He looked toward the gargantuan, corrugated metal barn.
From the depths of the barn, the loud, rhythmic, violent sound of physical impacts echoed across the gravel.
THWACK. THWACK. THWACK.
Followed by the loud, excited cheering of his nephews and sons.
Baelor adjusted his sweater, his curiosity piqued. He walked slowly toward the open, rolling metal door of the barn, his leather loafers crunching softly against the gravel.
He stepped into the threshold of the structure.
The interior was bathed in the harsh, bright glare of overhead halogen work lamps. Half of the barn was dedicated to a pristine, high-end vintage auto garage, filled with hydraulic lifts and classic car chassis.
But Baelor’s eyes didn't look at the cars. His gaze snapped uncontrollably to the back right corner of the barn.
Set up on a raised platform was a professional, canvas-floored boxing ring, surrounded by black ropes.
Standing in the center of the ring was Lyonel Baratheon.
The Baratheon heir had shed his black compression shirt. He was gloriously shirtless in the freezing air. His skin was coated in a glistening sheen of sweat that caught the harsh halogen light. The dark, intricate tattoos covering his arms stretched and warped as the dense defined slabs of muscle across his chest and back flexed with every movement.
Lyonel was wearing a pair of yellow leather boxing gloves. He was currently demonstrating a lightning-fast combination against a suspended heavy bag.
THWACK-THWACK-BOOM.
The concussive force of the impacts echoed like gunshots. Daeron, Aemon, Aerion, Valarr, and Matarys were standing outside the ropes, watching the former cage fighter with wide-eyed awe.
Baelor Targaryen stopped breathing.
His feet rooted to the concrete floor. His jaw went slack.
His newly awakened, desperately starved homosexual libido didn't just register the visual; it sustained a catastrophic, unrecoverable system failure.
He stared at the broad, sweat-slicked expanse of Lyonel’s tattooed back. He watched the corded muscles of the man's shoulders bunch and release with lethal power. He watched the devastating V-lines of Lyonel’s lower abdomen disappearing into the waistband of his low-slung sweatpants as the man pivoted on his heels.
Baelor’s mouth went dry. A sudden, jolt of liquid heat shot straight down his spine, pooling in his groin.
Sweet merciful gods, Baelor’s internal monologue screamed in unadulterated gay panic. He is lethal. He is a walking, breathing weapon of mass destruction.
Baelor swallowed hard, desperately attempting to tear his eyes away from the sweaty, tattooed spectacle before he did something entirely undignified, like spontaneously combusting or audibly groaning.
He needed to find Kat. He needed to find an anchor of sanity.
Baelor forcefully averted his gaze, turning his head to scan the opposite side of the barn, toward the automotive section, desperately seeking the familiar pink wig of his sister-in-law.
He took a hasty, blind step backward to retreat from the boxing ring.
His shoulder collided solidly with the force of a brick wall against a immovable object standing directly behind him.
Baelor gasped, stumbling slightly. He quickly spun around, prepared to deliver a apology to whatever structural support pillar he had just walked into.
It wasn't a pillar.
Standing directly in front of him, looking down from an impossible, neck-craning height, was Dunk Hart.
The giant mechanic had stepped silently out from behind a hydraulic lift. He was still wearing his filthy, oil-stained navy jumpsuit, unzipped to the waist to reveal the grease-smudged white t-shirt stretching taut over his barrel-sized chest.
He was holding Aegon effortlessly in one massive hand, supporting the baby against his hip as if the boy weighed nothing.
Baelor froze.
If Lyonel had caused a system failure, Dunk utterly annihilated the motherboard.
Kat hadn't exaggerated. She hadn't utilized hyperbole. The man was a literal, actual titan. His shoulders were so impossibly broad they seemed to block out the ambient light of the barn. But it was his face that completely short-circuited Baelor’s brain.
Dunk possessed a strong, rugged, handsome jawline, covered in a light scruff of brown stubble. His messy, thick brown hair fell chaotic and unstructured across his forehead. And his eyes... his eyes were the exact, stunning, luminous shade of clear, bright blue.
They weren't fierce or predatory like Lyonel’s. They were wide, warm, innocent, and devastatingly kind.
Dunk looked down at the politician standing before him. A sweet, golden-retriever smile broke across his grease-stained face.
"Oh, hello!" Dunk boomed cheerfully, his deep, resonant voice echoing warmly in the cavernous space. He shifted Aegon slightly, extending his free, oil-stained hand toward Baelor. "You must be Baelor! Kat said you might be stopping by. I’m Dunk. It’s incredibly nice to finally meet you."
Baelor stared at the giant, outstretched hand. He stared at the blue eyes. He stared at the massive, grease-covered chest.
Power bottom, his brain violently reminded him. You want to tell him what to do.
Baelor opened his mouth to deliver a smooth, polite, politically polished greeting. He fully intended to introduce himself, hand over the plush toy, and establish a baseline of sophisticated charm.
"I..." Baelor stammered. His voice cracked. "Yes. I am... politician. Hello. You are... very large."
The humiliation of the nonsensical, idiotic verbal vomit that had just tumbled from his lips made Baelor want to actively hurl himself into the nearest active volcano.
Dunk didn't laugh. He didn't look offended. He simply tilted his head, his smile widening into something incredibly fond and utterly charming.
"I get that a lot," Dunk chuckled warmly, unbothered by the awkwardness, gently lowering his hand when Baelor failed to shake it. "It’s the genetics. Kat got the chaos, I got the height."
Before Baelor could desperately attempt to salvage his shredded dignity, the rhythmic thwacking of the bag suddenly ceased.
Footsteps approached from behind.
Baelor felt an radiating wave of furnace-like heat pressing against his back. The intoxicating scent of sweat, leather, and dark cologne enveloped him.
"Hello, Baelor," a low, smooth, dark baritone rumbled directly beside Baelor’s ear.
Baelor jumped, a highly undignified, high-pitched squeak tearing from his throat. He whipped his head around.
Lyonel had stepped off the ring. He was standing mere inches away, shirtless, a towel draped carelessly around his neck. His brown eyes were gleaming with a wicked amusement.
Baelor was trapped. He was sandwiched between the towering, sweet, grease-covered giant and the lethal, sweating, tattooed cage fighter.
It was a sensory overload of the highest magnitude.
Baelor couldn't handle it. The fifteen years of repression, the sudden exposure to two impossibly gorgeous men, and the lingering fragility of his nervous system broke him.
"Excuse me," Baelor gasped, clutching his leather messenger bag to his chest like a shield.
He didn't walk. He practically fled.
Baelor turned on his heel, his leather loafers slipping slightly on the concrete, and speed-walked out of the barn with the frantic, terrified velocity of a man being pursued by wolves.
Dunk and Lyonel stood side-by-side in the center of the garage.
Dunk blinked his bright blue eyes, looking at the empty doorway where the politician had just vanished, and then turned his head to look down at his friend.
"What the hell just happened?" Dunk asked, his eyebrows pulling together in genuine, golden-retriever confusion. "Did I scare him? Did I smell too much like transmission fluid?"
Lyonel let out a deep, rich chuckle. He reached up, using the towel to wipe the sweat from his neck, his eyes still fixed on the doorway.
"You didn't scare him, Dunk," Lyonel purred, a satisfied, smirk playing on his lips. "The Shadow Minister simply experienced a catastrophic overload of his newly liberated operating system."
"What does that even mean?" Dunk frowned, entirely oblivious.
"It means," Lyonel winked, clapping a hand on the giant's shoulder, "that Kat’s brother-in-law is currently having a gay panic attack."
Baelor practically sprinted up the gravel path toward the main house.
His heart was hammering against his ribs. His face was burning so hot he felt as though he had a fever. He pushed through the front doors, desperately seeking sanctuary.
"Katherine!" Baelor called out urgently, his voice echoing in the grand hallway. "Katherine, where are you?!"
"In the kitchen, Pops!" Kat’s voice shouted back.
Baelor rushed into the open-concept kitchen. Kat was standing near the butcher-block island, pouring a cup of coffee from a machine. She had taken off her denim vest, the tight black turtleneck clinging to her frame.
She turned around, expecting a casual greeting. She took one look at Baelor’s panicked, flushed face, his wide eyes, and the white-knuckle grip he had on his leather bag.
"Whoa," Kat blinked, setting her mug down. "What happened to you? Did you hit a badger on the way down? Why do you look like you’ve just seen a ghost?"
Baelor dropped his messenger bag onto the island with a heavy thud. He pointed a trembling, accusatory finger directly at her bright pink wig.
"You neglected to inform me," Baelor hissed, his voice shaking with indignation, "that the pair of them were literal, walking mountains of men! You neglected to emphasize exactly how absurdly, devastatingly hot they both are!"
Kat froze.
She stared at the Shadow Minister. She processed the pointing, the flushed cheeks, and the terror in his eyes.
A smile spread across Kat’s face. She threw her head back, bursting into a loud, ringing fit of laughter. She slapped her hand against the butcher block, wheezing as she pointed back at him.
"Oh my god," Kat cackled, wiping a tear from her eye. "You had a gay panic! You walked into the barn, you saw the giant and the bruiser, and your brain short-circuited!"
"It is not a laughing matter, Katherine!" Baelor argued defensively, adjusting his cashmere sweater. "I walked in, and Lyonel was entirely stripped of his garments! He was covered in sweat and archaic ink! And then Duncan simply materialized out of thin air holding Aegon, looking like an impossibly handsome lumberjack! I was ambushed!"
Kat laughed harder, walking around the island to lean against the counter next to him.
"I did warn you, Baelor," Kat teased mercilessly, looking him up and down. "I told you Dunk was a giant. And I told you Lyonel was roughly the same height and build as Maekar. It’s actually incredibly cute how short you look standing next to both of them."
Baelor bristled, drawing himself up to his full, dignified height.
"I am not short!" Baelor defended haughtily. "I am exactly six feet tall! I am statistically above the national average!"
"You’re pocket-sized next to my brother, Pops," Kat winked, unfazed by his indignation.
Baelor groaned, turning his head to look out the kitchen windows. From his vantage point, he had a clear, unobstructed view of the open barn doors.
He could see Lyonel, who had apparently put a grey t-shirt back on, currently holding a pair of focus mitts while Daeron threw tentative, awkward punches. He could see Dunk standing nearby, bouncing a giggling Aegon on his hip, engaged with the boys.
Baelor watched them. He watched the easy, confident masculine energy they both exuded.
"Kat," Baelor murmured softly, his voice dropping into a quiet, hushed whisper of tragic longing. "If I possessed a uterus, it would currently be skipping a beat."
Kat choked on a sip of her coffee, spraying a fine mist of brown liquid across the butcher block. She coughed violently, staring at the politician as if he had lost his mind.
"What the actual fuck, Baelor?!" Kat wheezed, wiping her mouth with the back of her hand. "Did you seriously just say that out loud? You are a forty-year-old Member of Parliament! You cannot say things like that!"
"It is the truth," Baelor sighed tragically, unable to tear his eyes away from the window. "They are both spectacular specimens of human architecture. It is unfair."
Kat rolled her eyes, pushing herself off the counter. She grabbed her coffee mug in one hand, and with her free hand, she reached out, grabbing a fistful of Baelor’s sweater.
"Right. Come on," Kat ordered, turning and marching toward the back door leading out to the garden.
"What are you doing?!" Baelor panicked, trying to pull back, his loafers slipping on the oak floor. "Unhand my garment, Katherine! Where are we going?!"
"We are going back to the barn," Kat declared ruthlessly, dragging the protesting politician behind her like a reluctant toddler. "You are not going to hide in my kitchen and thirst over my brother through a window. You are a newly single, incredibly wealthy, highly attractive man. You are going to go out there, you are going to talk to them, and you are going to practice your flirting."
"Fuck no!" Baelor swore, abandoning his aristocratic vocabulary as she dragged him out the back door and onto the freezing patio. "Katherine, I am unprepared! I will humiliate myself further! I already told Duncan he was very large! I sounded like a concussed peasant!"
"You'll be fine!" Kat laughed, hauling him across the gravel path toward the barn.
She didn't stop dragging him until they crossed the threshold of the metal structure, stepping fully back into the harsh halogen light.
"Look who I found hiding in the kitchen!" Kat announced loudly over the rhythmic thwacking of Daeron hitting the focus mitts.
Lyonel and Dunk both turned around.
The kids immediately stopped their boxing lesson, distracted by their uncle's arrival.
"Uncle Baelor!" Aerion cheered. "Did you see me hit the bag? I’m lethal!"
"I am certain you are terrifying, Aerion," Baelor managed to reply stiffly, desperately trying to ignore the intense gaze of the two men standing nearby.
Kat let go of his sweater, giving him a firm, encouraging shove directly toward the center of the room.
Dunk didn't hesitate. The mechanic, oblivious to the chaos he was causing in Baelor’s nervous system, walked forward, his blue eyes shining warmly. He was still holding Aegon on his hip.
"It’s good you came back, Baelor," Dunk smiled, his voice soft and incredibly kind. He shifted Aegon, freeing his large, grease-stained hand. "I don't think we got a proper introduction earlier. I’m Duncan but everyone calls me Dunk."
Baelor stared at the hand. He commanded his brain to function. He commanded his charisma to deploy.
He reached out, his soft, manicured hand clasping the rough, calloused palm of the mechanic. The sheer size difference was staggering; Dunk’s hand practically engulfed his.
"I am Baelor Targaryen," Baelor replied, his voice slightly tight, but miraculously free of stammers. "It is a profound pleasure to formally meet you, Duncan. Katherine has spoken highly of your... engineering prowess."
"She’s biased," Dunk chuckled modestly, a faint pink flush touching his cheeks. "But I try."
Lyonel, who had been watching the exchange with predatory interest, smoothly stepped off the boxing ring platform. He tossed the focus mitts onto the canvas and walked over, his sweatpants hanging low on his hips.
The former cage fighter possessed a highly tuned, accurate radar for shifting social dynamics. He had seen Baelor’s panic. He knew exactly what the Shadow Minister was currently experiencing.
And Lyonel Baratheon was a man who absolutely loved to poke the bear. He wanted to see exactly how Dunk would react to a competitor entering the arena.
Lyonel stepped directly next to Baelor. He didn't offer his hand. He simply leaned slightly, his broad, tattooed shoulder brushing intentionally against Baelor’s cashmere-clad arm.
"You missed a good lesson, Baelor," Lyonel purred, his voice dropping into a low, smooth flirtatious baritone that resonated directly into Baelor’s ear. He offered the politician a slow, wicked, heavy-lidded smirk. "Though, looking at the cut of your shoulders under that sweater, I imagine you could probably hold your own in the ring. Do you have much experience with physical combat?"
Baelor stopped breathing. The direct flirtation from the brusier hit him like a physical strike.
Baelor felt a sudden rush of adrenaline. Gay heaven, his brain supplied frantically. I have died and gone to gay heaven. They are both looking at me.
"I..." Baelor swallowed hard, desperately attempting to rally his defenses. "I am primarily engaged in political warfare, Mr. Baratheon. My physical combat experience is... limited."
"It’s Lyonel," he corrected smoothly, his brown eyes dropping deliberately to Baelor’s lips before flicking back up. "And I would be more than happy to teach you a few specific moves, if you ever find yourself requiring... hands-on instruction."
Kat, standing a few feet away, choked on her own saliva. She stared at Lyonel in shock. What the fuck is he doing?! she thought frantically.
But she didn't need to intervene.
Dunk had been watching the exchange. The giant mechanic, usually so oblivious, so sweet and passive, suddenly frowned.
His eyebrows pulled together. He looked at Lyonel leaning into Baelor’s space. He looked at the flirtatious smirk on his friend face.
A unprecedented spark of possessive energy flared in Dunk’s bright blue eyes.
He didn't yell. He didn't issue a threat.
Dunk simply stepped forward. He closed the distance, his frame completely eclipsing both men. He reached his free hand out. He didn't touch Baelor.
Dunk placed his large, grease-stained hand directly, firmly onto Lyonel’s waist.
He pulled the former cage fighter backward, physically extracting him from Baelor’s personal space with uncompromising authority, hauling Lyonel flush against his own side.
Lyonel gasped softly, his eyes widening in shock as the giant initiated contact.
Dunk didn't look at Lyonel. He kept his hand firmly anchored on the heir's waist, his grip tight and territorial. He turned his blue eyes back to Baelor.
The fierce, protective scowl vanished, replaced instantly by his signature warm, sweet smile.
"You don't need to learn how to box if you don't want to, Baelor," Dunk murmured softly, his deep voice rich and gentle, focusing his charm directly onto the Shadow Minister. "You strike me as a man who prefers the finer things. If you ever want a break from the politics, you’re always welcome to come sit in the conservatory. I’d be more than happy to make you a cup of tea and just... talk."
Baelor Targaryen, Shadow Minister for Urban Development, a man who had negotiated billion-pound infrastructure deals swooned.
The staggering juxtaposition of the giant forcefully claiming the cage fighter with one hand, while simultaneously offering Baelor a cup of tea with the sweetest, most devastatingly sincere smile imaginable, was a sensory overload of biblical proportions.
Baelor’s face flushed a radiant crimson. "I... I would like that very much, Duncan. Thank you."
Kat stood her jaw literally hanging open.
She looked at her brother, whose hand was still firmly gripping Lyonel’s waist. She looked at Lyonel, who was staring up at the giant with an expression of breathless awe, his flirtation attempt having spectacularly backfired into his wildest fantasy. And she looked at Baelor, who looked as though he was ready to hand over his entire political career for a cup of Earl Grey.
Oh gods, Kat thought, shaking her head in shock as the chaotic potent energy buzzed in the air. What the actual fuck is happening right now?
With Lyonel, Dunk, Baelor, and Aegon having temporarily evacuated the premises to retreat to the warmth of the farmhouse kitchen in search of tea, Kat was left alone with the five Targaryen kids.
The Queen of the Gremlins had officially stepped into the ring. She had strapped a pair of worn leather focus mitts onto her hands, holding them up with the practiced, effortless posture of a seasoned fighter.
"Right, Duck! Guard up! You’re dropping your right hand every time you throw the jab!" Kat barked, her northern accent echoing sharply off the metal ceiling.
Aerion was currently occupying the space opposite her. The ten-year-old was bouncing on his toes, wearing a pair of oversized, red leather boxing gloves that practically swallowed his forearms. He was practically vibrating with adrenaline, throwing punches with wild, enthusiastic ferocity.
"I am lethal, Mam!" Aerion cheered, launching a sweeping, sloppy right hook that missed the focus pad and sailed harmlessly through the empty air.
"You are a windmill, Aerion, not a lethal weapon," Kat laughed, easily ducking under the wild swing and lightly tapping him on the side of his silver head with her padded mitt. "Stop swinging from your shoulders. All the power comes from your hips. Pivot your back foot. Snap it, don't push it. Again. One-two."
Aerion gritted his teeth, visibly attempting to focus his energy. He planted his feet, rotated his hips, and snapped a sharp jab-cross combination into the pads.
Smack-Smack.
"Better!" Kat praised enthusiastically, catching the impacts smoothly. "Keep your chin tucked. You want to look through your eyebrows. If you leave your chin up, someone is going to hit the off-switch and put you to sleep. Next!"
Aerion stepped back, panting happily, and Daeron immediately ducked through the ropes to take his place.
The twelve-year-old boy was significantly more calculated. He didn't possess Aerion’s wild, frenetic energy; he possessed his father’s cold, analytical precision. He held his gloved hands in a tight, textbook guard, his violet eyes tracking Kat’s movements with intense focus.
"Right, Dove," Kat instructed, tapping the mitts together. "You’ve got the reach advantage. Use it. Keep me on the outside. Jab, jab, slip to the left, and throw the uppercut. Go."
Daeron moved. He was fast, his long limbs snapping out with surprising power. Smack. Smack. He slipped his head flawlessly to the outside of Kat’s counter-jab, rotated his core, and drove a uppercut into the downward-facing pad.
THWACK.
The sound was sharp and resonant.
"Nice!" Kat cheered, her eyes widening in genuine approval. "That was solid, Daeron! You’ve actually got heavy hands! Do it again, but this time, step into the slip. Cut the angle."
Sitting on the edge of the ring apron, their legs dangling over the side, Aemon, Valarr, and Matarys were watching the sparring session with unblinking fascination.
"Your biomechanical rotation is highly efficient, Kat," Aemon observed, pushing his glasses up his nose. The nine-year-old historian had been silently analyzing her footwork for the last ten minutes. "You distribute your center of gravity perfectly prior to impact. Where did you acquire such advanced pugilistic training?"
Kat paused, lowering the focus mitts to let Daeron catch his breath. She looked at the boys, a soft, slightly cynical smile touching her lips.
"I didn't exactly take expensive boxing classes at a boutique gym in Mayfair, Birdy," Kat replied, her voice losing a fraction of its playful edge, settling into a grounded, honest reality. "I grew up in the foster system. I was bounced around a lot of group homes. Some of them were... less than ideal. When you’re a loud, angry, scrawny kid with a weird accent and odd eyes, you learn how to throw a punch out of sheer necessity."
The five boys went silent. The excitement of the boxing lesson was momentarily suspended by the sobering reality of her past. Daeron lowered his gloves, his eyes filled with a sudden protective anger on her behalf.
"You had to fight people?" Matarys asked quietly, his voice tight with anxiety.
"Just a few times," Kat shrugged casually, waving a padded hand to dismiss the tension. "Mostly, it was just learning how to not get hit. But when I met Lyonel. And Lyonel... well. You’ve seen him."
She gestured vaguely toward the empty doorway of the barn.
"Lyonel took one look at my scrappy street-fighting form, lost his mind, and dragged me into an actual gym," Kat laughed, a fond warmth returning to her tone. "He spent six months ruthlessly drilling me on proper footwork, head movement, and defensive guards. He refused to let me spar until I could slip a jab without blinking. He taught me everything I know. So, if your dad ever gets annoyed that I’m teaching you how to throw a left hook, you can officially blame the stag."
"We will not inform Father of the liability," Aemon promised smoothly. "The acquisition of self-defense skills is a logical necessity. We require instruction."
"Right, then," Kat grinned, tapping the mitts together again. "Valarr! Matarys! Get in here! Time to learn how to weaponize your aristocratic angst!"
While the Queen of the Gremlins was actively cultivating a private army of fighters in the barn, a vastly different, deeply domestic, and agonizing scene was unfolding inside the red-brick farmhouse.
Baelor Targaryen had successfully managed to maintain his physical balance and his composure during the short, frantic walk from the barn to the main residence. But his internal psychological landscape was currently experiencing a multi-system meltdown.
The Shadow Minister stood just inside the threshold of the open-concept farmhouse kitchen.
The room was bathed in warm, golden winter sunlight pouring through the large bay windows. It was breathtakingly beautiful—all exposed oak beams, dark slate countertops, and gleaming copper cookware hanging from a custom iron rack. A roaring fire crackled merrily in the adjacent living room hearth, casting a dancing, amber glow across the restored hardwood floors.
But Baelor wasn't looking at the real estate. He was helplessly paralyzed by the occupants of the room.
Dunk had walked directly to the butcher-block island. The giant had finally surrendered Aegon.
Standing near the stainless-steel commercial stove, waiting for an electric kettle to boil, was Lyonel.
Lyonel was currently holding Aegon.
The contrast was biological devastation. Lyonel, a man who possessed a reputation for ruthless corporate takeovers and savage underground cage fighting, was holding the tiny, silver-haired, yellow-snowsuited toddler with an ease and gentleness that was physically painful to witness.
"Right, Egg," Lyonel murmured, his deep, smooth baritone dropping into a playful, engaged register. His eyes were bright with amusement. He shifted the baby securely onto his left arm, using his right hand to gently grasp Aegon’s tiny, chubby fist. "Let’s show the giant what we learned. Keep your guard tight."
Dunk, standing on the opposite side of the island, immediately understood the assignment. The six-foot-eleven mechanic gasped dramatically, throwing his hands up in a theatrical display of terror, his blue eyes widening to the size of saucers.
"Oh no!" Dunk bellowed, his booming voice filled with exaggerated fear. "Please, champion! Have mercy! Do not strike me!"
"Get him, Egg," Lyonel whispered conspiratorially into the boy's ear. "Throw the jab."
Lyonel gently guided Aegon’s tiny fist forward.
Boop.
The baby's fist lightly tapped against Dunk’s massive bicep.
Dunk did not simply pretend to be hit. The giant committed to the performance with the unhinged dedication of an Academy Award-winning actor.
"ARGH!" Dunk roared, throwing his head back as if he had just been struck by a cannonball. He staggered backward, his boots slipping slightly on the hardwood floor. He clutched his arm, stumbling dramatically until he crashed back-first into a large, plush armchair near the fireplace, collapsing into the cushions with his arms and legs splayed wide open.
"I am defeated!" Dunk groaned, closing his eyes and letting his tongue loll out the side of his mouth in a comical display of unconsciousness.
Aegon stared at the massive man collapsed in the chair. He looked at his own tiny fist.
The boy threw his head back and let out a loud, hysterical, breathless shriek of absolute joy. "Aaaaaah! Du! Du!"
Lyonel let out a rich, booming laugh, his chest vibrating as he held the giggling baby. He pressed a warm, affectionate kiss directly into Aegon’s silver curls.
"Undisputed champion of the world," Lyonel praised, beaming at the boy. "A flawless knockout."
Standing silently near the doorway, clutching his leather messenger bag to his chest like a bulletproof shield, Baelor Targaryen was actively dying.
His heart was hammering a irregular rhythm against his ribs. His mouth was so dry it felt like it was filled with sawdust.
Baelor stared at the scene. He looked at the giant, grease-covered mechanic sprawling comically in the armchair, entirely willing to make a fool of himself just to make a baby laugh. He looked at the devastatingly handsome, tattooed corporate heir holding his nephew with such natural affection.
A painful ache bloomed directly in the center of Baelor’s chest.
It was a feeling he hadn't experienced in fifteen years. It was a feeling he had ruthlessly, actively starved and buried beneath layers of political ambition and marital misery.
It was broodiness. It was an overwhelming, visceral, biological yearning.
Baelor had spent a decade and a half married to Jena Tyrell. He had fathered two sons with her. But he had never, not for a single, solitary second, experienced domestic joy. He had never watched Jena play with Valarr or Matarys. He had never shared a moment of soft, teasing affection over a boiling kettle. His home had been a battlefield.
But looking at Dunk and Lyonel—watching the effortless, beautiful, intensely masculine warmth flowing between them—Baelor felt a desperate, starving hunger claw its way up his throat.
I want this, Baelor’s internal monologue whispered, a tragic, vulnerable confession that echoed in the empty halls of his soul. I want this exact dynamic. I want to stand in a warm kitchen. I want to make tea. I want to watch my partner make my children laugh. I want to be part of something real.
And, compounding the tragic emotional realization, was the reality of his physical arousal.
Watching the two massive men casually flirting with each other through the medium of a baby was the single hottest, incredibly sweet, most devastatingly arousing thing Baelor had ever witnessed.
If they look at me again, Baelor thought frantically, his knuckles turning white as he gripped his leather bag, if they speak to me directly, my knees are going to buckle. I am going to humiliate myself.
"The kettle has boiled," Lyonel announced, turning toward the counter. He shifted Aegon onto his hip with practiced ease, using his free hand to retrieve three large, ceramic mugs from a cabinet.
Dunk miraculously resurrected himself from the armchair. The giant stretched his arms above his head, the white t-shirt pulling tight across his chest, and lumbered back over to the island.
"I’ll get the teabags," Dunk offered, his blue eyes bright.
He reached past Lyonel to grab a canister from the shelf. As he did, Dunk deliberately, intentionally did not leave a polite cushion of personal space. The giant’s solid chest brushed flush against Lyonel’s back.
Lyonel froze.
His hands stalled halfway to the mugs. His eyes widened slightly, a sharp intake of breath hissing through his teeth.
It was a minuscule contact. A simple brush of fabric. But the context was earth-shattering.
For three years, Lyonel Baratheon had been the aggressor. He had been the one initiating contact, stepping into the giant's space, throwing his wealth and his affection at Dunk’s feet, only to be met with oblivious, golden-retriever friendliness. Dunk had never initiated. Dunk had never staked a physical claim.
Until twenty minutes ago in the barn.
When Dunk had placed his hand on Lyonel’s waist and physically hauled him away from Baelor, the dynamic of their relationship had suffered a catastrophic, tectonic shift. Dunk had staked a claim. The giant had finally, definitively recognized that Lyonel belonged to him.
And now, brushing against him in the kitchen, Dunk was reinforcing the boundary.
Lyonel’s heart executed a flutter. The euphoria buzzing in his veins was intoxicating. He wants me, Lyonel’s brain sang, a victorious, feral chorus. He actually, finally fucking wants me. We are going to have an incredibly long explicit conversation when everyone leaves.
Dunk stepped back, dropping the teabags into the mugs. He turned his head, his eyes finally landing on the politician hovering nervously in the doorway.
"Baelor!" Dunk beamed, his smile radiating genuine kindness. "Come in! Don't stand out there in the draft. Do you take milk in your Earl Grey? Kat mentioned you were weirdly specific about your tea preferences."
Baelor swallowed hard, forcing his aristocratic programming to override his gay panic. He took a tentative step into the kitchen.
"I do, thank you, Duncan," Baelor replied, his voice slightly tighter than usual. "Just a splash. No sugar."
"Coming right up," Dunk promised, turning back to the kettle.
Lyonel turned around, balancing Aegon on his hip. He looked at the Shadow Minister. His eyes were gleaming with that same, wicked amusement he had displayed in the barn.
Lyonel was practically buzzing with adrenaline from Dunk’s territorial displays, and he was unapologetically willing to utilize the politician to keep the giant on his toes.
"You survived the boxing ring, Shadow Minister," Lyonel purred, his voice a low, smooth, incredibly flirtatious baritone. He offered Baelor a slow, devastating smirk. "I was beginning to worry you had fled back to city. We would have missed your... commanding presence."
Baelor’s face instantly flushed a shade of crimson. The direct, unapologetic flirtation hit him with the force of a physical blow.
He is doing it again, Baelor panicked internally. He is actively flirting with me. While holding my nephew. This is psychological warfare.
Baelor desperately attempted to rally his defenses. He was a politician. He negotiated with hostile foreign dignitaries. He could handle a cage fighter.
"I merely needed to retrieve the infant's supplies," Baelor managed to reply, stepping up to the marble island and setting his leather messenger bag down again. He pulled out the white, odd-eyed plush cat and the thermal bottle, desperately avoiding eye contact with the tattooed man. "And I assure you, Mr. Baratheon, my presence is far less commanding than your... physical demonstrations."
Baelor froze.
He hadn't meant to say that. His brain had attempted to deploy a polite, diplomatic compliment regarding Lyonel’s boxing skills, and instead, it had explicitly highlighted the man's physical physique.
I am a catastrophic failure, Baelor thought, squeezing his eyes shut in mortification. I am going to die alone.
Lyonel, however, let out a rich, booming laugh, clearly delighted by the clumsy flirtation.
"You are too kind, Baelor," Lyonel winked, stepping closer to the island. "And I told you, it’s Lyonel."
Dunk turned around, holding three steaming ceramic mugs.
The giant mechanic paused. He looked at Lyonel, who was currently leaning toward the politician with a wicked smirk. He looked at Baelor, who was blushing furiously, his eyes wide and panicked behind his hair.
Dunk felt a strange unfamiliar sensation bloom in his chest.
It wasn't the territorial jealousy he had felt in the barn. He knew, with certainty, that Lyonel was his. He had claimed the cage fighter, and the way Lyonel had gasped when he touched him proved that the feeling was reciprocated.
But as Dunk looked at Baelor Targaryen... he didn't feel angry.
He felt fascinated.
Baelor was unlike anyone Dunk had ever interacted with. The politician was immaculate, polished, and rigid. He looked like a delicate, expensive porcelain figurine that had accidentally been dropped into a muddy auto garage. But beneath the cashmere and the political armor, Dunk could see the raw, bleeding vulnerability. He saw the panic in Baelor’s eyes.
Dunk didn't want to push Baelor away. He wanted to carefully, gently pick the politician up, wrap him in a blanket, and offer him a safe place to land.
He’s beautiful, Dunk’s golden-retriever brain supplied innocently. And he looks so terrified. I want to make him tea. I wonder if Lyonel would mind if we kept him?
Dunk blinked, slightly startled by the sudden, deeply polyamorous trajectory of his own thoughts. I should probably talk to Lyonel about this later, Dunk noted internally, setting the mugs down onto the butcher block. I don't want him to think I'm sharing. I just... I think Baelor needs a hug.
"Here you go, Baelor," Dunk smiled, sliding the mug of Earl Grey across the wood.
As Baelor reached out to take the mug, his fingers accidentally, fleetingly brushed against Dunk’s calloused knuckles.
Baelor inhaled sharply, yanking his hand back as if he had been burned, nearly spilling the tea.
"Thank you, Duncan," Baelor gasped, clutching the mug with both hands, his face burning hotter.
"You’re very welcome," Dunk beamed, his blue eyes crinkling warmly. "And you can just call me Dunk. Everyone does."
"Dunk," Baelor repeated softly, testing the name on his tongue. It felt too informal, incredibly intimate.
For the next twenty minutes, Baelor Targaryen stood in the warm, sun-drenched farmhouse kitchen, trapped in a crossfire of masculine attention.
Lyonel leaned against the counter, holding Aegon, deploying a relentless, smooth, highly calculated barrage of flirtatious banter designed explicitly to make the politician blush and to keep Dunk on his toes.
Dunk stood on the opposite side, offering Baelor sweet, genuine compliments regarding his hair and asking earnest, innocent questions about parliamentary procedures that made Baelor feel like the most fascinating man on the planet.
Baelor drank his tea in a state of paralyzed ecstasy.
He tried to flirt back. He deployed his most sophisticated vocabulary. He complimented Lyonel’s "exceptional biomechanical rotation" during the boxing demonstration, and he praised Dunk’s "superior structural maintenance" of the farmhouse.
He thought he was failing miserably. He thought he sounded like an academic textbook.
He didn't realize that Lyonel was practically purring at the aristocratic vocabulary, or that Dunk was looking at him with wide captivated blue eyes.
The quiet, charged domestic bubble was eventually, violently shattered by the arrival of the horde.
The front doors of the farmhouse slammed open.
"We are starved!" Aerion yelled, his voice echoing down the hallway. "Mam said you have biscuits!"
Kat marched into the kitchen, followed closely by the five sweating, panting kids. She had put her oversized vest back on, her pink wig slightly messy from holding the focus mitts.
"Right, troops, wrap it up," Kat announced, clapping her hands together. "We’ve been here for hours. Your Dad is going to deploy a search and rescue team if we don't return to the estate soon."
A chorus of disappointed groans erupted from the boys.
"Do we have to leave?" Daeron asked, wiping sweat from his forehead. "Lyonel was just going to show me how to execute a liver shot."
"We do not need to be practicing organ strikes on the weekend, Dove," Kat laughed, shaking her head. "Grab the baby supplies, Pops. We’re mobilizing."
Baelor nodded hastily, setting his empty mug down. He was relieved to have an excuse to escape the kitchen, while simultaneously devastated that he had to leave.
"Thank you for the hospitality," Baelor managed to say, offering a stiff, polite bow toward Lyonel and Dunk. "It was... an illuminating afternoon."
"The pleasure was entirely ours, Baelor," Lyonel smirked, his eyes flashing. "Come back anytime. The ring is always open."
"You’re welcome back anytime, Baelor!" Dunk added enthusiastically, waving his hand.
The group filtered out of the kitchen, heading toward the front doors and out onto the freezing gravel driveway.
Kat unlocked the G-Wagon, the doors popping open. The kids immediately piled into the back rows, exhausted but buzzing with adrenaline from the boxing session.
Dunk followed them out, holding Aegon securely on his hip. Lyonel walked beside him, his hands shoved casually into the pockets of his sweatpants.
"Right, hand over the gremlin, giant," Kat smiled, holding her arms out toward her brother.
Dunk’s shoulders slumped. A look of genuine misery crossed his handsome face. He looked down at the silver-haired baby, who was currently chewing happily on the string of Dunk’s jumpsuit zipper.
"Do I have to?" Dunk asked, his voice thick with tragic reluctance. He pulled the baby tighter against his chest. "Can’t I just keep him? I’ll put him to work in the garage. He can hold the flashlight."
"He eats crayons, Dunk, he cannot assist with transmission repairs," Kat laughed, stepping closer. "Hand him over."
Dunk let out a heavy sigh. He gently, reluctantly transferred the baby into Kat’s waiting arms.
"Bye, little dragon," Dunk whispered, pressing a sad, lingering kiss to Aegon’s forehead. "Uncle Dunk is going to miss you."
"Bye Du!" Aegon waved his hand.
Lyonel, standing next to the giant, watched the heartbreak on Dunk’s face. He loved this massive, sweet, beautiful man with a fury that defied logic.
Lyonel didn't think about his audience. He didn't think about the politician standing nearby, or the art teacher buckling the baby into the car seat.
He simply looked up at Dunk, his eyes burning with promise.
"If you want a baby, Dunk," Lyonel stated casually, his deep voice carrying effortlessly over the crunching gravel, as if he were offering to buy a cup of coffee rather than fundamentally altering their lives. "We can just have one."
The driveway went completely silent.
Standing near the front passenger door of the G-Wagon, Baelor physically stopped breathing.
The Shadow Minister’s brain suffered an immediate, catastrophic, system-wide failure.
His newly awakened, desperately starved, hopelessly broody homosexual biology completely bypassed all logical filters. He looked at the giant. He looked at the tattooed heir.
I possess the financial and logistical infrastructure to facilitate surrogacy, Baelor’s internal monologue screamed in panic. I would happily carry your children. I would build you a nursery. I would—
Baelor froze.
He stared blankly at the roof of the G-Wagon.
Wait, Baelor thought, the staggering reality of his own internal thoughts crashing down upon him like a falling anvil. I am a forty-year-old cisgender male politician. I am physically incapable of gestation. What is happening to me?
He gripped the door handle, his knuckles turning white.
Oh fuck, Baelor realized, his eyes widening in sheer terror. I am so undeniably gay.
He didn't wait to hear the rest of the conversation. He threw the passenger door open, practically diving into the front seat and slamming the door shut behind him, hiding his burning, panicked face in his hands.
Near the back of the vehicle, Kat had just finished clicking the final buckle of Aegon’s five-point harness. She paused, her hands hovering over the car seat, having heard Lyonel’s casual, earth-shattering proposition perfectly clearly.
She slowly turned her head, looking over her shoulder at the two men standing on the gravel.
Dunk was staring at Lyonel.
The mechanic’s jaw was literally hanging open. His eyes were wide with shock. He processed the words. He processed the casual permanence of the offer.
"You..." Dunk stammered, his deep voice cracking. A violent flush of crimson exploded across his grease-stained cheeks. He looked down at Lyonel, his massive frame trembling slightly. "You want to... to have a baby? With me?"
Lyonel didn't smirk. He didn't flirt. He looked up at the giant, his expression stripped of its usual arrogance, leaving only raw, bleeding, desperate honesty.
"I want everything with you, Dunk," Lyonel swore softly, stepping directly into the giant's personal space.
Dunk’s breath hitched. The last remaining, stubborn, insecure walls of his golden-retriever brain finally shattered. The three years of oblivious friend-zoning instantly evaporated.
He wasn't an unwanted, overgrown foster kid anymore. He was the center of this man's universe.
Dunk’s hands twitched at his sides. He looked down at Lyonel, his blue eyes dark with a sudden, overwhelming surge of pure emotion.
"We..." Dunk whispered, abandoning his filter, the words tumbling from his lips before his brain could intercept them. "We can go make a baby right now. If you want."
Kat’s jaw dropped.
She stared at her brother in horror and delight. Dunk, the sweetest, most innocent, most oblivious man on the planet, had just explicitly propositioned the former cage fighter in the middle of a gravel driveway.
Lyonel Baratheon completely lost his mind.
His cool, collected demeanor violently snapped. He didn't hesitate. He didn't offer a suave reply.
Lyonel’s hands shot out. He grabbed two fistfuls of the fabric of Dunk’s filthy, grease-stained navy jumpsuit.
With a surge of adrenaline-fueled strength, Lyonel physically hauled the six-foot-eleven giant forward.
"Bye, guys!" Lyonel shouted hastily over his shoulder, dismissing Kat, the kids, and the politician in the car.
He didn't give Dunk a single microsecond to overthink, panic, or change his mind. Lyonel dragged the mechanic backward across the gravel, practically hauling him up the front steps and shoving him forcefully through the oak doors of the farmhouse.
The door slammed shut behind them with a resounding, definitive BANG.
The gravel driveway was completely silent.
Kat stood frozen near the open door of the G-Wagon, her pink braids blowing in the winter wind. She stared at the closed door of the farmhouse, her brain failing to process the sheer velocity of the romantic escalation that had just occurred.
"Well," Kat whispered to herself, a delighted smirk breaking across her face. "It’s about fucking time."
She slammed the rear door of the SUV shut and climbed into the driver's seat.
She looked over at the passenger seat. Baelor was sitting rigidly upright, his hands clutched tightly in his lap, staring blankly out the windshield with an expression of existential terror.
"You okay over there, Pops?" Kat teased, starting the engine.
Baelor didn't look at her. He simply swallowed hard, his Adam's apple bobbing.
"Drive, Katherine," Baelor requested, his voice a hollow, trembling whisper. "Please. Before my cardiovascular system entirely fails me."
Kat threw her head back, laughing loudly over the roar of the engine. She threw the G-Wagon into gear, tearing down the gravel driveway, leaving the newly minted, completely feral couple to their privacy, ready to return to her own waiting Ice Dragon.
Notes:
In his system-shattering panic following Dunk’s "baby-making" proposal, Baelor may have successfully escaped in the G-Wagon... but he completely forgot his car is still parked in the driveway. Looks like he’ll be needing another "logistical extraction" very soon! 👀
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Chapter 45: Chapter Forty-Five: Weight of the Wyvern
Summary:
In which we meet the old Wyvern himself
Little chapter. Let me know if you want more Heltar Barlaeris moments
So So SO sorry I thought I hit post yesterday on this chapter so here it is a day late.
Song recommendation for this chapter -
Slipping Through My Fingers - ABBA
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
The executive suite of the Barlaeris Corporation headquarters sat perched atop a towering glass-and-steel monolith in the heart of the financial district, casting a long, imposing shadow over the metropolis of London. It was a space designed to intimidate. The walls were clad in dark, polished mahogany, the floors were imported black marble, and the wrap-around floor-to-ceiling windows offered a panoramic, unobstructed view of the River Thames.
Sitting in the center of this hushed fortress of global commerce was Heltar Barlaeris.
The Chairman and majority shareholder of the European shipping conglomerate was a man who commanded unquestioned authority. In his late sixtys, Heltar possessed a meticulously groomed head of stark silver hair—the defining genetic hallmark of his ancient Valyrian lineage—and a pair of piercing, icy blue eyes that had caused more than one rival executive to break out in a cold sweat during hostile negotiations. He wore a midnight-blue suit that draped flawlessly over his broad, aging, but still formidable frame.
He was a titan. He was the architect of an invisible empire.
But on this particular Tuesday morning, Heltar Barlaeris did not look like a corporate dictator.
He looked like a tired, aging father who was hopelessly missing his little girl.
Heltar was sitting in his high-backed leather chair. The multi-screen array on his desk, which usually displayed real-time global market fluctuations, maritime tracking software, and live feeds of international stock exchanges, had been minimized.
In the center of his otherwise immaculate desk sat a single silver tablet.
Displayed on the high-definition screen was a photograph.
It was a blurry, poorly lit, chaotic digital image. In the foreground, three silver-haired boys were grinning wildly at the camera. In the center, completely buried beneath a tangled dog-pile of limbs, was a young woman laughing so hard her eyes were squeezed shut, a chubby, silver-haired toddler sitting triumphantly directly on her forehead. And to the side, looking at the woman with an expression of such unguarded adoration it almost felt like a violation of privacy to witness, was Maekar Targaryen.
Heltar stared at the tablet.
He hadn't stopped staring at it since Jonathan, his senior proxy director, had frantically brought the unauthorized Instagram upload to his attention days ago. He had authorized the legally airtight press release denying his daughter's identity to protect her perimeter, exactly as she had arranged four years prior. He had watched the media pivot, watched the crisis avert, and watched his rival’s stock stabilize.
But the corporate fallout was irrelevant to the man sitting in the dark mahogany office.
Heltar reached out, his slightly weathered hand hovering over the screen. He used two fingers to zoom in, bypassing the Ice Dragon and the Targaryen heirs, and focusing solely on the laughing face of the woman in the center of the pile.
He saw the curve of her cheek. He saw the exact, specific crinkle of her nose when she threw her head back in genuine, uninhibited joy.
It was a smile Heltar Barlaeris hadn't seen in person for several long, agonizing years.
"Lindsay," Heltar whispered into the quiet office, the name slipping from his lips like a fractured prayer. His voice, usually a booming, commanding tone that could silence a boardroom, was thick with a heavy weight of profound regret.
He loved her. He loved her with a fierce, burning that dwarfed his entire corporate empire.
But Heltar Barlaeris, the man who could negotiate billion-pound trade agreements and manipulate global supply chains, fundamentally did not know how to pick up a telephone and simply say, I am sorry.
He leaned back in his chair, closing his eyes as the ghosts of the past rose up to haunt him.
He remembered the day he had found her.
Sixteen years ago. Heltar had been a wealthy, grieving widower, desperate to secure an heir who carried the distinct, ancient Valyrian genetic markers of his family line. He had utilized his vast resources to scour the database of the national foster care system, looking for a child who fit the exact, rigid criteria required to inherit the Barlaeris legacy.
He had walked into a bleak, tragically underfunded group home in the industrial north. He had been directed to a small, scrawny, ferociously angry ten-year-old girl with dirt on her face, mismatched eyes, and a mop of matted, spun-glass silver hair.
Heltar had looked at the orphanage director, handed over a obscenely large check, and stated his terms. I will take the girl. Process the paperwork.
But the ten-year-old girl hadn't cried with gratitude. She hadn't run to the wealthy aristocrat in the bespoke suit.
She had immediately stepped backward, grabbing the hand of a incredibly tall, bruised boy with messy brown hair and terrified blue eyes.
“I don't go anywhere without Dunk,” the ten-year-old girl had spat, her voice trembling but filled with venom. “If he doesn't go, I don't go.”
The orphanage director had attempted to intervene. He had attempted to physically pry the girl’s hand away from the older boy's grip, explaining that Mr. Barlaeris was only interested in the Valyrian girl, that the boy was irrelevant to the transaction.
Heltar remembered the exact moment his life had changed.
He had looked at the ten-year-old girl. He had seen the feral, terrifyingly protective fire burning in her mismatched eyes. He had looked at the giant, who had stepped in front of the little girl, raising his bruised fists to protect her from the wealthy stranger, completely prepared to take a beating to keep her safe.
Heltar hadn't seen a corporate asset. He hadn't seen a genetic legacy.
He had seen a family. A broken, battered, incredibly fierce family that had survived the darkest, cruelest corners of the world simply by holding onto each other.
Heltar had pulled out his checkbook. He had written a second, significantly larger amount. He had slammed it onto the director's desk.
I am taking the boy, too, Heltar had commanded.
He had brought them both home. He had intended to raise an heiress, but he had fallen in love with two broken orphans. He had raised Dunk as his own flesh and blood. He had bought the boy his first socket wrench. He had paid for his mechanical engineering certifications. He had watched the giant, terrified boy bloom into the sweetest, kindest, most protective man on the face of the earth.
And he had watched his fiery, mismatched-eyed little girl grow into a brilliant, colourful, immensely talented artist.
But Heltar was a Barlaeris. The corporate empire was in his blood. And as Lindsay had approached her early twenties, the crushing, suffocating weight of the legacy he had thrust upon her had begun to exact a terrible toll.
He had pushed her. He had pushed her too hard. He had demanded she attend the endless galas. He had forced her into boardrooms. He had actively molded her into the 'Blood Wyvern'—the terrifying, invisible, ruthless corporate ghost required to combat the Targaryen monopoly.
And five years ago, when she was twenty-one, the pressure had finally, catastrophically detonated.
Heltar opened his eyes, staring blankly at the ceiling of his office. The memory of that night was a fresh, bleeding wound.
They had stood in the center of his estate. Lindsay had been wearing a sharp, black designer suit she absolutely despised. She had been holding an acceptance letter to a prestigious, underground art residency in Berlin—an acceptance he had actively, secretly tried to sabotage to keep her focused on the shipping lanes.
“I don't want the company, Dad!” she had screamed, tears of pure frustration streaming down her face. “I don't want to be the Blood Wyvern! I want to paint! I want to exist outside of this miserable corporate prison!”
“Art is a hobby, Lindsay!” Heltar had roared back, his own terror of losing his legacy masking his fear of losing her. “You are a Barlaeris! You have a duty to this family! You cannot simply throw away billions of pounds to go spray paint brick walls in an alleyway!”
“Then I don't want to be a Barlaeris!” she had sobbed, throwing the heavy, gold-embossed credit cards directly at his chest. “I’d rather be an absolute nobody than become the cold, ruthless monster you want me to be!”
She had walked out.
She had packed a single canvas bag, walked out the front doors, and disappeared into the night.
Heltar hadn't chased her. His aristocratic, stubborn, deeply flawed pride had convinced him that she would eventually realize the harsh reality of the world and come back. He thought she would burn out her artistic rebellion in six months and return to the fold.
She never came back.
She changed her preferred moniker to 'Kat'. She moved into a dilapidated flat. She built an entire, vibrant life devoid of his money and his influence.
When Heltar had finally realized that she was never going to return to the boardroom, it had been too late. The chasm between them was too vast, the silence too heavy. His pride had calcified into a terrified, paralyzing guilt.
He had done the only thing he knew how to do. He had deployed his vast resources to protect her from the shadows. He had established the complex, highly secure proxy network, allowing her to retain her majority shares and her title as CEO, utilizing Jonathan and a team of executives to run the daily operations while she lived her life as an art teacher. He had ensured her identity remained an airtight secret from the media, shielding her from the paparazzi.
But he hadn't picked up the phone. He hadn't known how to say the words.
The sudden buzzing of the black desk phone shattered the heavy silence of the executive suite.
Heltar blinked, pulling himself out of the dark spiral of memories. He cleared his throat, adjusting his suit jacket, forcing the mask of the Chairman back into place. He pressed the flashing intercom button.
"Yes, Margaret?" Heltar answered, his voice a smooth, authoritative rumble.
"Mr. Barlaeris," his senior executive assistant reported crisply. "I have Duncan on the secure line for your scheduled weekly update."
Heltar’s posture immediately softened. The icy, corporate tension bled out of his broad shoulders.
"Put him through immediately, Margaret," Heltar instructed. "And hold all calls for the next hour. Including the Munich logistics team."
"Right away, sir."
There was a soft click, followed by the faint, rhythmic hum of a secure connection establishing itself.
"Dad?" a deep, booming, incredibly warm voice echoed through the speakerphone.
Heltar smiled. It was a genuine, fond, deeply relieved smile that only his children could elicit.
"Hello, Duncan," Heltar greeted, leaning back in his leather chair. "How is the garage operating this week? Have you managed to locate the OEM carburetor for the Aston Martin yet, or are you still attempting to source the part from that shady dealer in Munich?"
On the other end of the line, sitting in the small, cluttered office attached to his corrugated metal garage, Dunk let out a loud, rich, highly enthusiastic laugh.
"I found it!" Dunk cheered, the sound of a heavy socket wrench clattering onto a desk echoing in the background. "It arrived yesterday morning. I spent six hours tearing the manifold apart, but I got it seated perfectly. She purrs like a kitten, Dad. It’s a masterpiece."
"I never doubted your engineering prowess for a single second, son," Heltar praised sincerely. He possessed absolutely zero knowledge of automotive mechanics, but he listened to every single word with devotion.
"Yeah, well, it’s been a crazy week," Dunk rambled happily, his voice practically vibrating with an energy that Heltar rarely heard from the usually placid giant.
Heltar paused. He listened to the cadence of Dunk’s voice. The sheer buoyant happiness radiating through the phone line was unmistakable.
"You sound exceptionally elevated today, Duncan," Heltar noted, a knowing, affectionate amusement coloring his tone. "Has a specific, heavily tattooed corporate heir finally managed to penetrate your thick, oblivious skull?"
Dunk gasped loudly, a sound of golden-retriever shock echoing through the speaker.
"How did you know?!" Dunk demanded, his voice dropping into a frantic, embarrassed whisper. "I literally haven't told anyone yet! Did Kat tell you?! I swear to god, she has a mouth like a sieve!"
Heltar threw his head back and laughed, a booming, joyous sound that chased the lingering shadows from his office.
"Kat did not inform me, Duncan," Heltar chuckled, rubbing his forehead. "I simply possess eyes, and a functional understanding of human dynamics. Lyonel Baratheon has been unapologetically courting you for three consecutive years. He purchased a country estate with a commercial-grade auto barn simply because you casually mentioned you needed more space for your restoration projects. He looks at you as if you are the sole source of oxygen on the planet. A blind man could have diagnosed the situation."
There was a long incredibly embarrassed silence on the other end of the line.
"Was I really that oblivious?" Dunk asked quietly, his voice thick with genuine bewilderment.
"You were catastrophically, monumentally oblivious, son," Heltar confirmed gently. "But it is an endearing quality. I am incredibly happy for you, Duncan. Lyonel is an exceptional man. He possesses the loyalty of a wolf and the resources to ensure you are never burdened by logistical concerns. Have you formalized the arrangement?"
"We have," Dunk breathed, his voice suddenly sounding thick with overwhelming emotion. "Dad... it’s official. We’re together. We... we kissed in the driveway on Saturday."
Heltar smiled, his heart swelling with a paternal pride. He knew how deeply Dunk struggled with his self-worth. He knew the giant believed he was broken. To hear that his son had finally accepted the love he so profoundly deserved was a victory greater than any corporate acquisition.
"Congratulations, Duncan," Heltar murmured warmly. "Please extend my regards to Lyonel. Tell him that if he ever causes you distress, I will personally utilize the Barlaeris legal department to dismantle his conglomerate piece by piece."
"I’ll pass the message along," Dunk laughed wetly. "Though I think he’s more terrified of Kat burying him under the floorboards than he is of your lawyers."
"A highly logical assessment," Heltar agreed smoothly.
The conversation naturally drifted. They discussed Dunk’s upcoming restoration projects, the weather, and the logistical challenges of moving Dunk’s extensive collection of vintage tools into Lyonel’s new barn.
But as the minutes ticked by, the jovial, warm energy of the call slowly began to settle. The inevitable, heavy, unspoken topic hovered over the digital connection like a gathering storm cloud.
Heltar took a slow, deep breath, bracing himself.
"Duncan," Heltar began, his voice dropping an octave, returning to the serious register of the patriarch. "How is your sister?"
Dunk fell silent on the other end of the line. The sound of shuffling papers ceased.
Heltar relied entirely on these weekly, thirty-minute phone calls with Dunk to maintain a fragile distant tether to his daughter's life. He knew Kat spoke to Dunk every day. He knew Dunk was the only person who possessed the full, unfiltered reality of her existence.
"She's..." Dunk started, pausing as he searched for the correct terminology. "She’s good, Dad. She’s really, really good."
"I saw the photograph, Duncan," Heltar stated flatly, his icy blue eyes locking back onto the tablet resting on his desk. He stared at the image of Kat buried beneath the Targaryen dog-pile.
"Yeah," Dunk sighed heavily. "I figured you would. The entire internet saw it. Jonathan handled the PR side of things flawlessly, though."
"The corporate misdirection is irrelevant to me right now," Heltar dismissed ruthlessly. He leaned closer to the speakerphone. "Tell me about Targaryen. Tell me the truth, Duncan. Do not sanitize the intelligence. I need to know exactly what kind of environment my daughter has embedded herself in."
There was a long pause. Dunk was fiercely protective of Kat, but he also possessed an innate, unwavering honesty.
"It’s intense, Dad," Dunk admitted quietly, his deep voice serious and measured. "It’s incredibly fast. Kat took that job as a nanny. And now... she’s essentially the matriarch of the Targaryen household."
Heltar’s jaw tightened. He looked at the photograph. He looked at the way the silver-haired boys were clinging to her, the way the toddler was sitting on her head.
"She is functioning as a surrogate mother to his children?" Heltar asked, his voice tight.
"She is," Dunk confirmed. "And she loves them, Dad. She loves those boys with a ferocity that is honestly terrifying. Aegon—the baby—refuses to call her anything but 'Mama'. Daeron, Aemon, and Aerion follow her around like ducklings. She fought Baelor’s toxic ex-wife to get Valarr and Matarys out of a hostile environment. She’s built an entire family in thirty days."
Heltar closed his eyes, a aching sorrow washing over him. He knew exactly why she had integrated so rapidly, so deeply into the lives of those traumatized boys. She saw herself in them. She saw the broken, discarded pieces of her own childhood, and she was desperately attempting to give them the unconditional love and protection she felt she had been denied.
"And Maekar?" Heltar prompted, the name tasting like ash in his mouth.
He knew the Ice Dragon. He had clashed with Maekar Targaryen in boardrooms across Europe. He knew the man was a ruthless, cold, violently calculating corporate dictator who viewed the world entirely through the lens of profit margins and tactical acquisitions. The idea of that man—that terrifying, unyielding monolith—holding the fragile, bruised heart of his daughter was a prospect that caused Heltar genuine, physical anxiety.
"Maekar is..." Dunk hesitated, trying to find the words. "He’s terrifying, Dad."
Heltar’s hands curled into tight, white-knuckled fists on his desk. "If he has hurt her, Duncan, I swear to—"
"No, no! Not like that!" Dunk interrupted frantically, sensing the sudden, lethal spike in his father's protective rage. "He hasn't hurt her. Dad, he treats her like she is the undisputed center of the universe."
Heltar froze. "Explain."
"I mean he is terrified of losing her," Dunk elaborated, his voice softening with awe. "He looks at her the way Lyonel looks at me. But magnified. He is completely, hopelessly, obsessed with her. Kat demanded a strict, six-month physical embargo—no kissing, no sex—to prove that he was serious. And Maekar... the billionaire Ice Dragon... he agreed. Without hesitation. He is currently sleeping on a living room sofa every single night because he refuses to sleep without her, but he won't break the rules by taking her to his bed."
Heltar sat back in his leather chair, absolutely stunned.
He processed the information. Maekar Targaryen, a man notoriously uncompromising and arrogant, had submitted to a six-month celibacy clause dictated by a twenty-six-year-old art teacher, and was utilizing a piece of living room furniture as his primary residence to honor the boundary.
It was staggering. It defied all known logic regarding the man’s psychological profile.
"He is allowing her to dictate the terms of the engagement," Heltar murmured, realization dawning on his face.
"He’s letting her run the entire empire, Dad," Dunk chuckled warmly. "She yells at him, and he just smiles. She ordered him to go to a discount store in Tokyo and buy her cheap plastic trinkets, and he did it like it was a matter of national security. He is completely gone."
Heltar looked back down at the tablet. He looked at the face of his rival in the photograph.
He didn't see the Ice Dragon. He didn't see the CEO who had stolen the Mediterranean shipping lanes.
He saw a man looking at the woman he loved.
And, for the very first time in years, a small, fragile spark of genuine hope ignited in Heltar Barlaeris’s chest. If Maekar Targaryen truly loved her—if he truly worshipped her the way Dunk described—then perhaps she was finally, truly safe.
But the hope was violently extinguished by a dark shadow looming over the horizon.
Heltar leaned forward, resting his elbows on his desk, his icy blue eyes narrowing into sharp, lethal slits.
"Duncan," Heltar said, his voice dropping into a quiet, freezing whisper that conveyed the highest level of corporate and paternal panic. "Has she told him?"
The silence on the other end of the line was deafening. It stretched on for ten, fifteen, twenty excruciating seconds.
"No," Dunk finally whispered, his voice heavy with dread. "No, Dad, she hasn't."
Heltar swore. It was a loud, harsh, violently profane curse that echoed off the mahogany walls of the executive suite. He slammed his fist down onto the desk, rattling the expensive fountain pens resting on his blotter.
"She has been residing in the man’s private estate for a weeks," Heltar growled, sheer terror bleeding into his anger. "She is acting as the matriarch of his family. She has initiated a committed romantic trajectory with him. And he still fundamentally believes she is simply Kat the art teacher?"
"She’s terrified, Dad," Dunk defended her instantly, his protective instincts flaring. "She’s terrified that the moment she tells him she’s the Blood Wyvern, the moment he realizes she is the CEO of the very company he has spent years trying to destroy... he is going to hate her. She’s scared he’s going to look at her like a corporate spy."
"She is a corporate spy!" Heltar argued, his voice rising in panic. "Duncan, she is sleeping in the bed of my greatest rival! If the media uncovers her identity before she controls the narrative, or if Maekar discovers the deception through an independent audit, the fallout will not just be a romantic breakup. It will be a catastrophic, explosive, highly publicized corporate war!"
"I told her that!" Dunk pleaded, his voice cracking with his own anxiety. "I talked to her on FaceTime today with Lyonel. I told her the clock is ticking. She knows it’s a ticking time bomb, Dad. She’s just... she’s trying to build a foundation. She asked for one more month. She wants to ensure he loves her for her before she drops the anvil on his head."
Heltar closed his eyes, dragging a trembling hand down his face.
He understood her logic. He understood the fragile, bruised psychology of the foster kid who needed absolute certainty before revealing her darkest secrets.
But Heltar also understood Maekar Targaryen.
Maekar was a man forged in the fires of control. He demanded transparency. He demanded loyalty. And above all else, his pride was massive, fragile, and utterly ruthless when wounded.
If Maekar discovered that the woman he was building a life with had been actively lying to his face every single day—that she was the very architect of his corporate frustrations—the betrayal would strike him at the core of his being.
"He is going to roar, Duncan," Heltar whispered, staring blankly at the far wall of his office. "When she tells him the truth... his pride is going to demand blood. He will not process the emotional nuance of her fear. He will only process the deception."
"Lyonel thinks he’ll get over it," Dunk offered weakly, attempting to inject some optimism into the bleak assessment. "Lyonel said that when a man like Maekar decides you’re his forever, a corporate rivalry won't break the foundation. It’ll be a storm, but they’ll survive."
"Lyonel Baratheon is an optimist blinded by his own successful romantic integration," Heltar dismissed coldly. "He does not comprehend the sheer, unmitigated vengeance of a wounded Targaryen."
Heltar sat up straight in his chair. The tired, aging father vanished. The Chairman of the Barlaeris Corporation returned, his icy blue eyes burning with uncompromising resolve.
"Listen to me very carefully, Duncan," Heltar commanded, his voice ringing with absolute, dictatorial authority.
"I’m listening, Dad," Dunk replied, sensing the shift in tone.
"You will continue to monitor the situation," Heltar instructed, his mind rapidly formulating a series of aggressive, highly classified contingency protocols. "You will not push her to accelerate her timeline. If she requires a month, she has a month. Let her build her foundation."
Heltar paused, his gaze locking onto the laughing face of his daughter on the tablet screen.
"But," Heltar continued, his voice dropping into a dark, lethal whisper. "If that storm hits... if Maekar Targaryen discovers the truth, and he reacts with anything less than absolute, unconditional understanding... if he yells at her. If he makes her feel like a burden. If he attempts to throw her out of that estate and break her heart..."
Heltar’s hands curled into fists on the desk.
"You call me immediately," Heltar swore, a terrifying, protective fire burning in his chest. "I do not care about the shipping lanes. I do not care about the corporate fallout. If the Ice Dragon attempts to hurt my little girl... I will step out of the shadows. I will march into that estate myself, and I will personally burn his empire to the ground."
There was a silence on the other end of the line.
And then, Dunk let out a slow, deep relieved exhale.
"Understood, Dad," Dunk replied softly, his voice thick with a beautiful gratitude. "I’ve got her back. But it’s good to know you’ve got the heavy artillery ready."
"I always have the artillery ready for my children, Duncan," Heltar murmured, the icy edge melting back into a warm, paternal affection. "Even if they currently refuse to speak to me."
"She’ll come around, Dad," Dunk promised gently. "When this all settles down. When she’s safe. She’ll come around."
"We can only hope," Heltar sighed. "I love you, son. Have an excellent week with your partner."
"Love you too, Dad," Dunk replied happily, before clicking off the line.
The executive suite fell silent once again.
Heltar Barlaeris sat alone in the dark mahogany office, surrounded by billions of pounds of corporate wealth. He looked down at the tablet, his thumb gently brushing across the glass, tracing the outline of Kat’s laughing face.
He didn't care about the board of directors. He didn't care about the market fluctuations.
He was a father. And a father protected his own.
"One month, Lindsay," Heltar whispered to the empty room, his eyes fixed on the photograph. "Just hold on for one more month."
Notes:
If you’re living for Heltar’s "Dad Rage," please leave a kudos and/or a comment!
Chapter 46: Chapter Forty-Six: A Date and a Catastrophe
Summary:
In which Baelor Targaryen grieves his lack of a uterus.
I'll be taking a break from this just cose I've been working on it for so long and need a breather I'll be back at end of the month with daily updates.
Song recommendation for this chapter -
Holding Out for a Hero – Bonnie Tyler
Notes:
Soo this one is on a tiny hiatus for now 😅
My brain has been completely hijacked by a Homelander fic and the hyperfixation has me in a chokehold. Every time I sit down to write, Homelander appears in my head like "no, write me instead." 😭
I promise I haven't abandoned Maekar and Kat! ❤️ I'll absolutely be coming back to them once The Boys brain rot loosens its grip on my soul.
Thank you all for sticking with me, and don't worry, this isn't going anywhere. 🖤
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
Wednesday morning breached the fortified perimeter of the Targaryen estate with all the subtlety of a flashbang grenade.
The winter sun, sitting low and glaringly bright on the horizon, pierced directly through the windows of the living room. It did not offer a gentle, waking glow. It sliced across the antique Persian rug like a laser beam, climbing aggressively up the side of the ten-thousand-pound charcoal chenille sofa until it struck its intended, highly unwilling target.
Buried beneath a mountain of white goose-down duvet and plush grey throw blankets, Kat let out a low, visceral, hostile groan.
Her mismatched eyes were squeezed tightly shut against the ocular assault. She was currently lying flat on her stomach, her left leg hooked securely over a thick muscled thigh. Her face was smashed directly into the warm, solid, cedar-scented expanse of Maekar Targaryen’s bare chest.
For the past five nights, this had been their reality. The billionaire CEO and artist had abandoned the multi-million-pound master suite upstairs. They had permanently relocated their nocturnal operations to the living room sofa, curled together in a tangled, incredibly uncomfortable, perfect knot of limbs and blankets, strictly adhering to the boundaries of the six-month embargo while simultaneously refusing to be separated by a single inch of physical space.
Kat blindly, desperately reached a hand out from beneath the duvet, her fingers grasping the soft cotton of the oversized black t-shirt she was wearing. She pulled the fabric up, attempting to stretch it over her face to block out the intrusive solar radiation.
Beneath her, the Ice Dragon was already awake.
Maekar lay flat on his back, his arms wrapped securely around her small, squirming frame. He was wearing his usual, dark boxer briefs. His silver hair was a messy, sleep-tousled halo against the armrest cushion. His violet eyes were open, tracking the dust motes dancing in the harsh sunlight, but his expression was at peace.
He felt the sudden, thrashing of the woman on his chest.
A slow, deep, incredibly fond rumble of amusement vibrated through his ribcage, resonating directly against her cheek. He shifted his weight slightly, his large hand moving from her waist to gently stroke the messy silver waves cascading across his torso. She hadn't bothered with a wig the night before; she had simply crashed onto the sofa, comfortable in her own skin.
"Good morning, Baby," Maekar murmured, his voice a dark, gravelly, husky rasp thick with sleep.
"Turn it off," Kat mumbled into his pectoral muscle, her voice muffled, refusing to open her eyes. She tightened her grip on his waist, burying herself deeper into his warmth.
Maekar raised a eyebrow, highly amused by the impossible demand. "Turn what off, Baby?"
"The sun," Kat demanded, her northern accent slurring heavily with sleep-drunken exhaustion. "It’s too bright. It’s actively attacking my corneas. Turn the sun off."
Maekar let out a rich, booming chuckle that shook the sofa. He tilted his head down, pressing his lips to the top of her silver head in a firm, lingering kiss.
"As much as I would delight in plunging the solar system into eternal darkness for your comfort, Katherine," Maekar replied smoothly, the arrogant, corporate CEO bleeding effortlessly into the domestic morning routine, "I currently lack the jurisdictional authority to extinguish a celestial body."
Kat huffed, a hot, annoyed puff of breath hitting his bare skin. She finally cracked one eye open, squinting up at him against the glare.
"You are a billionaire, Dictionary Boy," Kat argued, her voice dripping with sleepy, bratty defiance. "You literally buy shipping lanes and foreign infrastructure before breakfast. Just buy the sun. Buy it, and turn it the fuck off."
The audacity of the demand—the idea that she genuinely believed his wealth should extend to planetary acquisitions simply because she wanted an extra hour of sleep—made Maekar’s heart swell with a paralyzing wave of love.
"I would if I could, Kitty," Maekar promised softly, his eyes locking onto her squinting gaze, conveying sincerity. "If it were available for corporate acquisition, I would purchase the sun and install a dimmer switch specifically for you."
Kat smiled, a slow, lazy, beautiful expression that made the corners of her eyes crinkle.
"Good," Kat whispered, letting her eye flutter shut again. "Now that we’ve established your financial priorities, let’s go back to sleep. Wake me up when it’s raining."
Maekar’s hand slid from her hair, his fingers gently but firmly gripping her hip.
"I cannot do that," Maekar rumbled, his tone shifting back to the relentless, structured reality of their existence. "The perimeter is already active. I can hear Aerion moving in the East Wing, which means Daeron and Aemon will be awake shortly. Furthermore, Baelor’s sons require transportation, and you have a first-period art class to instruct. We have work, Kat."
Kat groaned loudly, a pathetic, tragic sound of defeat. She let her head drop flat against his chest like a dead weight.
"You are a shit alarm clock, Maekar," Kat complained bitterly into his skin. "You are the worst alarm clock in the entire world. I am leaving a terrible review on Yelp."
Maekar smirked, unoffended by the insult.
"Your feedback has been noted and subsequently dismissed by the management," Maekar retorted smoothly.
He didn't give her another second to protest or burrow deeper into the blankets. The Ice Dragon moved with efficiency.
Maekar sat up, wrapping both of his massive arms around her small body. In one fluid powerful motion, he stood up from the charcoal sofa. He didn't just push her off; he brought her with him, lifting her completely off the cushions and cradling her securely against his chest like a recalcitrant, silver-haired toddler.
"Hey!" Kat yelped, her eyes flying wide open as she was suddenly airborne, the white duvet cascading off her shoulders and pooling onto the rug. She instinctively wrapped her arms around his neck, her bare legs dangling over his arm. "Put me down! I have combat boots! I can walk!"
"Your current operational velocity suggests otherwise," Maekar noted flatly, striding out of the living room and heading directly for the marble staircase. "You are functionally paralyzed by morning lethargy. I am simply expediting the logistical transition to the master suite so we may both acquire our daily armor."
"I am being kidnapped," Kat announced loudly to the empty, echoing foyer as he carried her up the stairs. "This is a hostage situation. I demand to speak to my embassy."
Maekar ignored her dramatics, though his chest vibrated with suppressed laughter. He carried her up the sweeping staircase, the cool morning air of the manor neutralized by the furnace-like heat radiating from his bare skin.
He pushed the double doors of the master suite open with his shoulder.
He walked over to the impeccably made king-sized bed—which hadn't been slept in for days—and gently, carefully deposited her onto the edge of the mattress.
Kat bounced slightly on the high-end springs. She looked up at him breathless. The sheer, effortless physical strength it took to carry her up a flight of stairs without even altering his breathing rhythm was a devastatingly attractive quality.
Maekar stood before her, clad only in his dark boxer briefs. His eyes were dark, heavy, and intensely focused as he looked down at her sitting in his oversized black t-shirt. The six-month embargo was a physical, iron-clad boundary, but the suffocating, vibrating sexual tension between them was a permanent, localized weather system.
"Get dressed, Katherine," Maekar murmured, his voice dropping an octave, the command laced with a unspoken promise of exactly what he intended to do to her when the six months finally expired. "I have a nine o'clock briefing with the European logistics sector."
Kat swallowed hard, her mouth going dry. "Yes, sir."
She scrambled off the bed, practically fleeing toward the walk-in closet, desperate to put some fabric between her fragile nervous system and the overwhelming reality of his half-naked physique.
The morning routine progressed with the synchronized fluency they had rapidly developed over the last week.
Kat stood in front of the vanity, applying her makeup with practiced, rapid precision. She popped the opaque, cerulean blue contact lenses into her eyes, masking the mismatched brown and purple irises beneath.
She turned to her collection of styrofoam mannequin heads. Today felt like a day that required maximum academic intimidation.
She reached for a sleek, incredibly sharp, violently neon-green asymmetrical bob. She pulled the wig over her natural silver hair, adjusting the fringe so it fell perfectly across her brow line. It was loud, it was obnoxious, and it clashed with the opulent, antique aesthetic of the master suite.
She moved to the closet, shedding Maekar’s black t-shirt. She pulled on a pair of distressed, baggy black cargo pants, securing them with a studded leather belt. She paired it with a tight, cropped, black-and-white striped long-sleeved shirt, and threw a oversized vintage corduroy jacket over the top. She shoved her feet into her scuffed, steel-toed combat boots, tying the laces with military efficiency.
The Queen of the Gremlins was fully armored.
She walked back into the main bedroom.
Maekar was standing near the floor-to-ceiling windows, buttoning the cuffs of a crisp, blindingly white dress shirt. He had already donned a pair of midnight-blue worsted wool trousers. He looked powerful, and untouchable.
He turned his head as she entered, his eyes sweeping over the neon-green hair and the layered clothing.
"The aesthetic is aggressively loud today," Maekar observed smoothly, reaching for his dark blue silk tie.
"I have double-period of reviews this afternoon," Kat explained, grabbing her battered canvas tote bag from the floor. "I need the students to fear me on a primal, visual level. Neon green triggers a biological hazard response in the adolescent brain. It keeps them docile."
Maekar let out a soft, highly amused snort. "A flawless psychological tactic. Come. The perimeter requires feeding."
They descended the grand staircase together, moving toward the kitchen.
The sounds of chaotic kids domesticity echoed down the hallway before they even pushed the double doors open.
"I am simply stating that the aerodynamic drag coefficient of the rear spoiler completely negates the horsepower upgrades!" Aerion’s voice argued loudly over the clatter of silverware.
"Your understanding of fluid dynamics is fundamentally flawed, Aerion," Aemon’s calm, clinical voice countered instantly.
Kat pushed the doors open, stepping into the gleaming kitchen.
The room was already bustling. Daeron, Aemon, Aerion, Valarr, and Matarys were scattered around the marble center island, inhaling bowls of cereal and buttering toast. Sitting in his highchair at the end of the island, covered in what appeared to be strawberry jam, was Aegon. The baby was happily banging a plastic sippy cup against the tray.
"Morning, gremlins!" Kat announced, dropping her tote bag near the door and immediately moving to intercept Aegon’s sticky hands before he could paint the highchair.
"Morning, Mam!" Daeron grinned, looking up from his sketchbook. "Nice hair. You look like a radioactive tennis ball."
"Ten points from Gryffindor for insubordination, Dove," Kat shot back without missing a beat, grabbing a damp cloth to scrub the baby's face.
Maekar walked over to the automated espresso machine, his presence instantly causing the volume in the room to drop by a fraction of a decibel. The boys instinctively straightened their postures, but the fearful, anxious tension that used to accompany his arrival was absent.
"Good morning, boys," Maekar rumbled, pulling a ceramic mug from the cabinet.
"Morning, Dad," they chorused back.
As Maekar waited for the dark, rich espresso to pour, the doors of the kitchen swung open for the final time.
Baelor entered the room.
But Baelor did not look like a man prepared to govern a nation. He looked like a man who was actively teetering on the edge of a catastrophic nervous breakdown.
He didn't walk to his usual stool at the island. He didn't greet his sons.
Baelor marched directly toward Kat, entirely ignoring the rest of the room. He stopped three feet away from her, his eyes wide, frantic, and filled with a raw, bleeding panic.
"Kat," Baelor gasped, his voice tight, dropping into a hushed, desperate whisper. He practically dropped to his knees, his hands clasping together in a gesture of pure, aristocratic supplication. "I am begging you. I am formally, officially begging you on my hands and knees."
Kat paused, the damp cloth hovering over Aegon’s cheek. She blinked behind her blue lenses, staring at the Shadow Minister in bewilderment.
"Pops," Kat frowned, confused by the sudden ambush. "What the hell is wrong with you? Did someone leak a scandal? Did Jena refuse to sign the injunctions?"
"No! Jena is irrelevant!" Baelor hissed frantically, his eyes darting nervously toward his brother, ensuring Maekar wasn't close enough to eavesdrop on the humiliating confession. Baelor leaned closer to Kat, his voice cracking. "Katherine, I need you to go to the countryside. I need you to drive out and immediately after your educational shift concludes. I need you to retrieve my vehicle."
Kat stared at him. Her brain slowly, deliberately put the puzzle pieces together.
It had been four days since their fateful trip to the Baratheon estate. Four days since Baelor had suffered a catastrophic, system-wide gay panic attack upon encountering Lyonel and Dunk in the boxing ring.
When Lyonel had casually proposed making a baby with the giant mechanic in the middle of the gravel driveway, Baelor had literally dived into the front seat of Kat’s G-Wagon to escape the romantic fallout. In his absolute, blind terror, the politician had abandoned his Aston Martin DB11 on Lyonel’s driveway.
He hadn't been back to get it. For four days, the Shadow Minister had been commuting to Parliament via the London Underground and private taxi services, entirely too terrified to return to the scene of his emotional demolition.
Kat’s neon-green bob shook as she threw her head back, bursting into a loud, ringing, merciless fit of hysterical laughter.
"Oh my god," Kat wheezed, slapping a hand against the marble countertop. "You are still car-less?! It’s been four days, Baelor! You haven't gone back to get the Aston?!"
"It is not a laughing matter, Kat!" Baelor hissed indignantly, his cheeks flushing a brilliant, furious shade of crimson. "I cannot function without my primary mode of transportation! But I absolutely, fundamentally cannot return to that estate! I am compromised!"
"Just take an Uber down there and drive it back, you massive coward!" Kat giggled, wiping a tear from her eye.
"I cannot!" Baelor panicked, his hands gripping the edge of the marble island. "What if they are in the driveway? What if Duncan attempts to offer me Earl Grey tea while looking like a... like an impossibly sweet, grease-covered lumberjack?! What if Lyonel is shirtless again?! Katherine, I will die! I will literally, physically perish on the gravel! My brain does not work around them! I lose all capacity for vocabulary!"
Kat leaned against the counter, crossing her arms over her chest, surveying the flustered politician with a mixture of pity and wicked amusement.
"I am not going to get your car, Pops," Kat declared smoothly, refusing to enable his avoidance.
Baelor’s face fell. "Katherine, please. I will pay you. I will double your hazard pay."
"Nope," Kat popped the 'p' aggressively. She leaned forward, a slow, devious smirk spreading across her lips. "Because, fun fact, Baelor... Lyonel texted me this morning. He is currently in the city. He’s overseeing a corporate acquisition in town today. And he specifically, explicitly offered to drive you down after work so you can retrieve your car."
Baelor stopped breathing.
The blood completely drained from his face, leaving him a ghastly, translucent shade of white. His eyes widened to the size of dinner plates.
"Lyonel... is in the city," Baelor whispered, his voice trembling so violently he could barely form the words. "He offered... to drive me. Alone. In a confined, motorized vehicle. For an hour."
"Yep," Kat nodded cheerfully. "Just you and the cage fighter. Road trip."
"I am going to vomit," Baelor announced faintly, taking a staggering step backward. He looked wildly around the kitchen, as if searching for a hidden escape hatch. "I cannot do it. I will simply purchase a new vehicle. The Aston Martin belongs to the wilderness now. It is a sacrifice to the old gods."
"Stop being so dramatic, Baelor," Kat rolled her eyes, pushing herself off the counter. She picked up Aegon, setting the baby onto the floor so he could toddle over to his brothers. "You are a grown man. You survived fifteen years of marriage to a literal harpy. You can survive a sixty-minute car ride with a handsome man who thinks you have nice deltoids."
"My survival is mathematically improbable," Baelor moaned, burying his face in his hands.
"You’ll survive," Kat dismissed easily, turning to grab a piece of toast from Daeron’s plate.
Before Baelor could launch into another desperate, humiliating plea, Maekar walked over from the espresso machine.
The Ice Dragon stepped seamlessly into Kat’s personal space, his broad chest brushing lightly against her shoulder. He handed her a fresh, steaming mug of dark roast coffee, completely ignoring the fact that his older brother was currently experiencing an existential crisis three feet away.
"Drink," Maekar commanded softly, his eyes warm.
Kat accepted the mug, taking a grateful sip. "Thanks, Dictionary Boy."
Maekar didn't step back. He remained in her perimeter, his presence a grounding anchor amidst the chaos of the kitchen. He looked down at her, his expression shifting from domestic warmth into a focused, highly deliberate seriousness.
"Katherine," Maekar stated, his voice dropping into a low, resonant register that immediately commanded her full attention. "Clear your schedule for tomorrow evening."
Kat paused, the mug hovering near her lips. She blinked up at him behind her blue lenses.
"Clear my schedule?" Kat repeated, slightly confused. "For tomorrow? It’s Thursday. I usually spend Thursday evenings grading sketchbooks and violently regretting my career choices during after school club."
"The sketchbooks will have to wait," Maekar replied smoothly, entirely unbothered by her academic obligations. "We are going out."
Kat lowered the mug, her brow furrowing in genuine surprise. "Going out? Where?"
"We are going on a date," Maekar announced.
He didn't ask. He didn't frame it as a request. It was a formal, non-negotiable statement of fact. The Ice Dragon had mapped the logistics, and he was executing the protocol.
Kat’s heart executed a flutter against her ribs. The certainty in his voice sent a rush of liquid heat straight through her veins.
"A date," Kat echoed, a slow smile beginning to tug at the corners of her mouth. "A real date. In public. With people."
"A formal, structured, entirely unapologetic date," Maekar confirmed, his eyes darkening with a possessive promise. "Just the two of us. Baelor will be assuming command of the perimeter and watching the boys."
From the edge of the marble island, the Shadow Minister suddenly snapped his head up.
Baelor’s panicked expression instantly morphed into a look of profound, aristocratic outrage. He dropped his hands from his face, glaring at his younger brother.
"I beg your pardon, Maekar?!" Baelor demanded, his voice returning to its booming, political volume. "I will be doing no such thing! I am currently in a state of severe emotional and psychological fragility! I am facing the prospect of a solitary car journey with a man who is built like a Greek god and smells of danger! I cannot be held responsible for children while you gallivant around on a romantic excursion!"
Maekar didn't even look at his brother. He didn't turn his head. He kept his eyes locked entirely on Kat.
"Baelor will be watching the boys," Maekar repeated, his voice dropping a fraction of a decibel, the tone freezing and lethal, conveying a threat of imminent violence if his brother dared to refuse the assignment.
Baelor swallowed hard. The politician looked at the unyielding line of his brother's broad shoulders. He looked at the kids happily eating cereal, oblivious to the tension.
"I shall supervise the perimeter," Baelor conceded weakly defeated.
Kat bit her lip to suppress a laugh, turning her attention back to the billionaire standing in front of her.
"So," Kat murmured, her northern accent softening, stepping half an inch closer to his chest. "A date. What exactly are we doing? Are we going to a Michelin-starred restaurant so I can terrorize more aristocrats? Are we going to the opera?"
Maekar smirked, a slow, deeply secretive expression that made his cheekbones look razor-sharp.
"It is a surprise, Baby," Maekar rumbled softly.
Kat’s eyes narrowed suspiciously. She hated surprises. The Queen of the Gremlins despised a lack of tactical awareness.
"I don't like surprises, Maekar," Kat warned, poking a finger into the hard, solid muscle of his chest. "I need parameters. I need to know what aesthetic to deploy. If you take me to a pretentious country club, I am going to wear neon pink and embarrass you."
"You could not possibly embarrass me, Katherine," Maekar replied smoothly, reaching up to gently catch her pointing finger, his thumb tracing the knuckles. "I am entirely impervious to your chaotic wardrobe choices. However, I assure you, the location is secure. The itinerary is flawless. You will simply have to trust me."
Kat stared into his eyes. She saw the unwavering confidence. He had planned something specific. He had planned something designed exclusively for her.
"Fine," Kat sighed, though she was smiling widely. She pulled her hand back, grabbing her tote bag from the floor. "I’ll trust you. But if you make me wear a ballgown, I’m wearing combat boots underneath it."
"I expect nothing less," Maekar chuckled.
Kat checked the digital clock on the oven display. It was 8:15 AM.
"Right, gremlins!" Kat shouted, clapping her hands together, breaking the intimate bubble. "Aerion, Aegon, let’s move! We are wheels up in exactly sixty seconds! If you aren't in the Bentley, you are walking to school!"
Aerion scrambled up from the island, grabbing his backpack and sprinting toward the door. Kat hoisted Aegon onto her hip, moving swiftly through the kitchen.
As she reached the double doors, Baelor suddenly lunged forward.
The Shadow Minister practically threw himself into Kat’s path, blocking her exit. His silver hair was slightly frazzled, his eyes wide and desperate. He looked like a man standing before a firing squad, begging for a final reprieve.
"Katherine, please," Baelor whispered frantically, his hands clasping together again. "I implore you. Go and retrieve the Aston Martin. I will double the hazard pay. I will buy you a new sofa. I will fund the art department for a decade. Do not make me ride in a vehicle with Lyonel Baratheon."
Kat stopped. She looked at the forty-year-old, immaculately dressed politician begging her for salvation.
She offered him a merciless smile.
"Nope," Kat popped the 'p', stepping neatly around his blocking maneuver.
"Katherine!" Baelor gasped, spinning around to watch her walk away.
"You need to face your fears, Pops!" Kat called out over her shoulder, not breaking her stride as she headed for the front foyer. "Exposure therapy! It’s the only way you’ll heal!"
"I will die!" Baelor shouted after her, his dignity shattered. "I will literally expire on the M25!"
"You’ll survive!" Kat laughed loudly, her combat boots clicking against the marble. "I’m passing your personal cell phone number to Lyonel right now so you two can arrange the pickup logistics!"
"Do not give that man my cellular coordinates!" Baelor shrieked, genuine panic echoing down the hallway.
"Already sent it!" Kat lied cheerfully, pushing the front doors open and stepping out into the freezing winter morning. "Have a great day at work, Baelor! Don't forget to flirt!"
She slammed the door shut behind her, cutting off the Shadow Minister's tragic, muffled groan of despair.
Kat bundled Aegon and Aerion into the back of the vintage Bentley. She climbed into the driver's seat, the freezing leather biting through her cargo pants. She jammed the keys into the ignition, the supercharged engine roaring to life with a deafening growl that shook the chassis.
She pulled out of the driveway, tearing down the icy road toward King’s Row Academy.
The week was only half over, and the Targaryen family was already a beautiful, unmanageable mess.
But as Kat blasted the radio, tapping her fingers against the steering wheel, she couldn't stop smiling. She had a date tomorrow night. A real, actual date with the terrifying Ice Dragon.
The Queen of the Gremlins was officially on the clock, and she was eager to see exactly what the billionaire had planned.
The imposing, centuries-old architecture of the Palace of Westminster was designed to project an aura of unwavering authority. The thick stone walls, the intricate wood paneling, and the hushed, reverent silence of the parliamentary corridors were meant to insulate the governing body from the messy realities of the outside world.
In his private executive office, Baelor sat behind a antique mahogany desk.
It was exactly 1:15 PM.
He was surrounded by towering stacks of legislative briefs, zoning ordinances, and heavily redacted environmental impact reports. He was wearing his reading glasses, holding a heavy gold fountain pen, and actively attempting to review a complex proposal regarding the expansion of the South London transport infrastructure.
He had spent the entire morning throwing himself into his political duties. He had successfully delivered a scathing, highly articulate rebuttal during his eleven o'clock sub-committee hearing. He had functioned flawlessly as the polished face of the opposition.
He had almost, almost managed to convince himself that the morning’s kitchen ambush had been a fever dream. Kat had been bluffing. She wouldn't actually give a former underground cage fighter his private, highly classified cellular number.
The black smartphone resting innocently on his leather desk blotter vibrated with a buzz.
Baelor paused mid-signature.
He slowly lowered his fountain pen. He stared at the device. His heart executed a sudden unprofessional flutter against his ribs.
He reached out, tapping the screen to illuminate the notifications.
There was a single, unread text message from an unknown, unlisted number.
UNKNOWN NUMBER: What time am I collecting you for dinner, Shadow Minister?
Baelor stopped breathing.
The blood instantly, drained from his face, leaving him a ghastly, translucent shade of white. The heavy, gold fountain pen slipped from his fingers, clattering loudly against the polished mahogany desk.
It wasn't a bluff. She had actually done it. She had gleefully handed him over to the stag.
Baelor stared at the screen, his brain flatlining. He read the message again. Dinner. The man hadn't asked if he wanted a lift. He had casually, confidently bypassed the logistical inquiry and skipped straight to a romantic, evening dining engagement.
Baelor’s hands were trembling slightly as he picked up the device. He unlocked it, his thumb hovering frantically over the digital keyboard. He needed to establish boundaries. He needed to deploy his political authority and politely, firmly decline the offer.
BAELOR: I beg your pardon? Who is this?
He hit send, desperately playing dumb, hoping against all rational logic that it was simply a wrong number.
The response was instantaneous. Three blinking dots appeared, followed a second later by a new message.
UNKNOWN NUMBER: Don't play politics with me, Baelor. It's Lyonel. Kat gave me your number. You're coming down to retrieve the Aston Martin. Dunk and I are feeding you first. So, what are your dietary preferences?
Baelor squeezed his eyes shut, a soft, high-pitched, incredibly pathetic whimper escaping his throat.
Dunk and I are feeding you. The mental image of the two impossibly handsome behemoths standing in their warm, sun-drenched farmhouse kitchen, actively preparing a meal for him, hit Baelor’s newly awakened, desperately starved homosexual libido with the concussive force of a tactical missile.
He opened his eyes, staring at the keyboard. He needed to reply. He needed to sound smooth, unaffected, and entirely in control.
He began to type.
Mr. Baratheon, while I appreciate the hospitality, I require no sustenance. I will simply retrieve my vehicle and depart.
Baelor frowned. He deleted the message. It sounded too cold. It sounded like he was rejecting Duncan’s hospitality, and the absolute last thing he wanted to do was offend the sweet, giant mechanic who had offered him Earl Grey tea.
He typed again.
Lyonel. A simple salad will suffice. Please do not inconvenience yourselves on my account.
He deleted it again. A simple salad? He sounded like a delicate, fasting Victorian maiden. He was a forty-year-old man! He needed to sound rugged. He needed to sound masculine.
I consume red meat exclusively. Medium rare.
"Oh, gods, no," Baelor groaned aloud, deleting the aggressive, overly masculine text. "I sound like a deranged carnivore. I cannot send that."
He was failing. He was fundamentally, catastrophically failing at basic digital communication. He had negotiated billion-pound trade treaties with hostile foreign diplomats via encrypted email, but he could not successfully text a dinner preference to a man who had complimented his shoulders.
"Stupid," Baelor muttered under his breath, closing his eyes in frustration. "Stupid, stupid, stupid."
Overwhelmed by his own ineptitude, Baelor aggressively brought the smartphone up, tapping the cool glass screen rhythmically against his own forehead in a gesture of self-deprecating despair.
Tap. Tap. Tap.
"I am a catastrophic embarrassment to my bloodline," Baelor grumbled, continuing to lightly bonk his forehead with the device.
Suddenly, the phone vibrated violently against his skin. A loud, rhythmic, digital ringing tone erupted directly into his ear.
Baelor froze.
He slowly pulled the phone away from his forehead, lowering it to look at the screen.
His heart stopped.
The rhythmic tapping of his forehead against the sensitive touchscreen had actively, accidentally engaged the call function. Displayed in bold white letters across the screen was the active call status:
CALLING: UNKNOWN NUMBER
"No! Abort! Abort!" Baelor shrieked in panic, his thumb flying desperately toward the red end-call button.
He was a fraction of a microsecond too late.
The ringing stopped. The call connected.
"Eager to hear my voice, Shadow Minister?" The low, smooth, incredibly dark, vibrating baritone purred through the earpiece. It didn't sound like a man answering a phone. It sounded like a predator welcoming a highly anticipated meal into its den.
Baelor Targaryen physically stopped functioning. His spine went rigid against his leather office chair.
"I..." Baelor stammered, his vocabulary completely evaporating. "I did not... it was an error. A biometric miscalculation. An accidental deployment of the touchscreen."
Lyonel let out a rich, booming amused chuckle. Baelor could practically hear the wicked, heavy-lidded smirk through the cellular connection.
"A biometric miscalculation," Lyonel repeated smoothly, savoring the frantic, hyper-articulate panic. "Of course. I frequently dial people by accidentally rubbing my face against my phone. It’s a common technological hazard."
Baelor’s face flushed a radiant shade of crimson. He wanted the floor of his office to open up and swallow him whole.
"Mr. Baratheon, I assure you—" Baelor tried to recover, his voice tight and defensive.
"It’s Lyonel, Baelor," the corporate heir corrected gently, the teasing edge softening into something significantly heavier, much more intimate. "And you don't need to panic. I’m glad you called. It saves us the trouble of texting. Dunk is currently standing in front of the open refrigerator, looking distressed because he wants to make sure he cooks something you actually enjoy. What do you eat?"
Baelor’s breath hitched.
Through the audio feed, slightly muffled in the background, Baelor heard the familiar, booming, incredibly sweet voice of the giant mechanic.
"Tell him I can make a roast!" Dunk yelled happily in the background. "I make a brilliant Sunday roast! With Yorkshire puddings! Tell him I’ll make extra gravy!"
Baelor closed his eyes defeated. The overwhelming domesticity of it—the massive, grease-covered giant standing in a farmhouse kitchen, enthusiastically offering to bake Yorkshire puddings for him—was too much. It was a targeted, precision strike against his soul.
"A... a roast would be exceptionally lovely, Lyonel," Baelor whispered, his voice surrendering its political armor, sounding incredibly soft and vulnerable. "Please inform Duncan that I would be honored to consume whatever he prepares."
"He heard you," Lyonel chuckled warmly. "He’s currently doing a minor victory dance near the sink. A roast it is."
Baelor swallowed hard. "Thank you. Regarding the logistical extraction... what time should I expect you?"
"I’ll be pulling up to your office in Whitehall at exactly six o'clock," Lyonel stated, his tone shifting from domestic warmth back to command. "Be downstairs. And Baelor?"
"Yes?" Baelor breathed, at the man's mercy.
"Leave the tie in your desk," Lyonel ordered, his voice dropping into a husky, lethal whisper that sent a violent shockwave of liquid heat straight to Baelor’s core. "I prefer seeing your neck."
Click.
The line went dead.
Baelor Targaryen slowly lowered the phone from his ear. He set it onto the mahogany desk with trembling precision.
He stared at the blank wall of his office. He couldn't breathe. The ambient temperature of the room seemed to have skyrocketed. He raised a shaky hand, his fingers brushing against the perfectly knotted, silk tie resting against his throat.
I prefer seeing your neck.
The unapologetic dominance of the demand. The terrifying confidence.
Baelor’s newly liberated repressed biology violently hijacked his cognitive processing system.
He didn't think about his political career. He didn't think about the housing legislation sitting on his desk.
He thought about the farmhouse. He thought about standing in that sun-drenched kitchen, flanked by the incredibly sweet giant and the lethal, tattooed cage fighter. He imagined domestic bliss. He imagined them taking care of him. He imagined surrendering all of his rigid control, letting them cook for him, letting them protect him.
A feral wave of intense, biological broodiness crashed over him.
I want to stay there, Baelor’s internal monologue whimpered tragically. I want to move into the farmhouse. I want to bake scones. I want to carry their massive beautiful offspring. I want to be pregnant with their giant, tattooed babies.
Baelor let out a soft, dreamy, unhinged sigh, leaning his head back against his leather chair.
He sat there in a state of ecstasy for thirty seconds.
And then, logic returned.
Baelor froze.
He slowly opened his eyes, blinking at the ornate ceiling of his parliamentary office.
Wait, Baelor thought, the staggering, brutal reality of his own anatomical constraints violently crashing back down upon him for the second time in less than a week. I am a forty-year-old male. I do not possess a uterus. I am physically, biologically incapable of getting pregnant... I wouldn't mind trying to get pregnant.
Baelor dragged both of his hands down his flushed face, letting out a agonized, deeply suffering groan that echoed through the sterile office.
"I am losing my absolute fucking mind," Baelor whispered to the empty room.
He was a Shadow Minister. He was a Targaryen. And he was currently sitting in his office, actively grieving his inability to bear the children of two men he had met exactly once.
Kat had completely ruined his life. And as Baelor nervously reached up to loosen the knot of his silk tie, obeying the cage fighter's command, he knew, with certainty, that he wouldn't trade the impending evening for all the political power in the world.
Notes:
Do you think Baelor will actually make it through the car ride without fainting, or will Lyonel have to "medically assist" him? And are you ready for the "Surprise Date" Maekar has planned?
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